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Moms Rule The World... · Billy & Lisa in the Morning: The After Show

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  Speaker 1: What up, After Show Army? Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 2: It's the After Show podcast. If you're listening to this
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  Speaker 2: on a Friday, today, well, happy Friday. If you're not
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a random Wednesday, then I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to say. It's a weird thing with the podcast
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  Speaker 2: because people don't always listen on the day that I
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  Speaker 2: drop it. You have like the hardcore listeners that listen
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  Speaker 2: to the show podcast and then this After Show, but
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people catch up days later. And I
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  Speaker 2: know because they send me DMs or talkbacks and so
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  Speaker 2: many times they say, I'm catching up on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: So that's fine, too. That's not a big deal at all.
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  Speaker 2: But if you're listening today, like right now after I
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  Speaker 2: drop it, then, you know, the show just ended. We
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  Speaker 2: had a great Friday show. We had a lot of
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  Speaker 2: stuff going on, a lot of new music, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of pizza talk because Dave Portnoy hit big owls and
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  Speaker 2: Bill Ricker gave it a 9-1.
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  Speaker 1: That was interesting.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, catch up on the show podcast and let's
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  Speaker 2: get an after show going right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: My wife was in Cape Cod with the fam. She
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  Speaker 2: told me before she left that she was listening to
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  Speaker 2: the after show.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what?
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  Speaker 2: You listen to my podcast? She's like, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I was driving home because now she has to commute
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  Speaker 2: to work. She has like a 20 to 30 minute
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  Speaker 2: commute each way.
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  Speaker 1: So she put it on.
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  Speaker 2: It was the Monday we came back from vacation. So
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  Speaker 2: it was like my recap on the on the vacay.
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  Speaker 1: But She said she liked it, but it made me
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  Speaker 1: a little bit nervous. You can come in. Come on in.
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  Speaker 1: My door is open. Come on in. It's fine. No,
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  Speaker 1: see what you do. You come to my door and
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  Speaker 1: then you walk away. Yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you had the light on so that no
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  Speaker 3: one came in here and bothered you, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is what I do. I don't do that. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: DJ pup dog. I don't put signs on my door. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You want to talk about that? Okay. Pup dog.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Nothing against pop. But hey, on a Friday
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  Speaker 2: when there's nobody in the building. Literally nobody. He puts
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  Speaker 2: a sign up on his door that says, do not disturb.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working.
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  Speaker 3: Busy man.
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  Speaker 1: Who's disturbing him? It's just a question you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to answer. It's a rhetorical question.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Ashley from Jammin'. What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing. I was just coming to say what's up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. People like when you pop in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I like popping in.
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  Speaker 3: I just– it's funny because now it's uncomfortable because there
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  Speaker 3: was a kid outside waiting to.
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  Speaker 1: Come in and you didn't allow him in. No.
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  Speaker 3: And you allowed me in and now he's just standing
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  Speaker 3: out there waiting for you.
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  Speaker 1: I have no time for him. I have all the
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  Speaker 1: time for you. I know and I love you too.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like I got to get out of
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  Speaker 1: here now because I can feel him. OK. Real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Bare knuckle fights. I'm going. You're going.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, come find us.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Buy me a shot and say
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  Speaker 1: hello to Justin. Don't buy me a shot, please. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're not going to. I just told them not to.
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  Speaker 1: We know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a slippery slope with you.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be in the suite.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be in a suite, like a firefighter suite,
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  Speaker 3: which you have to come meet everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to. And you'll be. Are you ringside?
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  Speaker 3: Courtside?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They're from the company there or whatever, you know. So
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  Speaker 2: he just opened the door there. Yeah, that was very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Just to wave bye. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted to say bye.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. You should say bye. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? Speaking of, I actually have to go
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  Speaker 3: say goodbye on my show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're still on? Your show's still on? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'll come say hi at the suite. And I have
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  Speaker 2: to give a warning to my friend about you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be drunk. So you're going to be like overly aggressive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm actually worried about it because I'm heading down
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  Speaker 3: there between like 2 and 3 p.m. And we're staying
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  Speaker 3: out all night.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I won't very well know my name. If you catch
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  Speaker 3: me after 10 p, that has nothing to do with me.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I'll see you there. Go do the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your show. What are you doing? Good mom.
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  Speaker 3: Jen want this little good mom.
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  Speaker 1: She have that.
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  Speaker 3: She can add to my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Either of these.
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  Speaker 3: You think she would?
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  Speaker 1: No, she's not Irish.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: This one's good. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash.
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  Speaker 2: OK, so I'm looking at a little wooden sign that
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  Speaker 2: says good mom say bad words.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she's going to love this. This is great. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a picture on my Instagram. If you go way, way,
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  Speaker 2: way down when Abel, my firstborn, was probably three months old,
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  Speaker 2: she put him in a onesie that says, my mom
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want your fucking advice. I love that so much. God,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know where I was. I was interrupted
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  Speaker 2: by Ashley, which I don't mind. That's the way the
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  Speaker 2: after show goes. There are always people like poking in
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  Speaker 2: and out, and if I want them on the after show,
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  Speaker 2: I will call them in. There was some random person
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  Speaker 2: standing outside the studio that I did not want in here.
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  Speaker 1: But actually, I did. So forgive me. I do forget.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go back and listen where I was.
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  Speaker 2: You can, I don't know, remind me, but then the
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  Speaker 2: podcast will be over. But when it comes to this weekend, yes,
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  Speaker 2: here is the plan. My family is in Cape Cod.
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  Speaker 2: They're having a great time. I'm really, really happy for
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  Speaker 2: them because they went to an inflatable– water park in
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  Speaker 2: Cape Cod. I don't know the name of it. I
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  Speaker 2: have been before with my family years ago, but they
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  Speaker 2: are there with Nani and they got last time we
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  Speaker 2: got a hotel that was across the street. So you
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  Speaker 2: had to kind of walk. It wasn't a far walk,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, my mother-in-law, she got a bad knee. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she can't really walk too far, but they
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  Speaker 2: got a suite that overlooks the blow up park, the
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  Speaker 2: water park. And my son's like in heaven. So they're
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  Speaker 2: having a great time. My wife's been texting me pictures
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  Speaker 2: and videos and telling me how much they miss me,
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  Speaker 2: which really makes me feel good because the running joke here. OK,
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  Speaker 2: so let me explain it this way. If you listen
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  Speaker 2: to the show, have listened for a long time. Billy
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  Speaker 2: always has this like feud with Father's Day, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and he plays it up and he's like, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 2: no one cares about dads.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone cares about Mother's Day. You can't get a reservation,
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  Speaker 2: but dad's day come father's day. All the reservations are open.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares about dad. And of course he plays that up,
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  Speaker 2: but I kind of feel that in a way. And
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  Speaker 2: it's not, it's just that kids love their moms probably
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  Speaker 2: more than dads. And I'm sure I love my mom
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  Speaker 2: more than I want my dad, you know, like they
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  Speaker 2: want mom, you know, when I'm alone with them, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: They're fine.
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  Speaker 2: But when mom comes home, they're all over her annoying her. Um,
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  Speaker 2: you know, if I'm sitting right there and my wife
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  Speaker 2: is in the other room, they're calling mom, they're not
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  Speaker 2: asking dad. So sometimes I'll make jokes to my wife
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  Speaker 2: and be like, if I were to disappear today, would
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  Speaker 2: anybody really notice? Like, would the kids really notice? And
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  Speaker 2: she's like, stop it right now. You know, they love you.
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  Speaker 1: And I know they do.
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  Speaker 2: Um, but it's when they go away like this, you know,
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  Speaker 2: my son's calling me and he's like, I miss you so.
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  Speaker 1: Much, dad.
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  Speaker 2: I wish you were here. You know, they could not
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  Speaker 2: call at all. And this isn't my wife telling them
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  Speaker 2: to call me. So it was just nice to hear
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  Speaker 2: from both kids and my wife about how much they
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  Speaker 2: miss me. So they'll be there through Sunday. So that
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  Speaker 2: means I'm home alone, baby, like Kevin. And today, what's
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  Speaker 2: on the agenda? Okay, I have a two-hour full body
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  Speaker 2: massage at 1 o'clock. This is going to be a
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  Speaker 2: good time. And when you think about a massage, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not like a Swedish soft massage. It's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a sports deep tissue massage because I'm so tight.
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  Speaker 2: I'm preparing for this high rocks race, trying to stay mobile,
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  Speaker 2: trying to stretch and trying to, you know, keep as
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  Speaker 2: healthy as possible. So the last time I went to
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  Speaker 2: this masseuse, she's great.
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  Speaker 1: Very, very strong. When I say strong, oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: Like every time I get a massage, say it's from
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  Speaker 2: a female that's like, She's not, like, tiny, but, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she's not huge, right?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, is this going to be good? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. Ridiculous. But she said last time, you're so tight.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you either need to make more appointments for an
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  Speaker 2: hour or just book a two-hour. A two-hour will be
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  Speaker 2: good because I can spend, like, an hour on your
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  Speaker 2: upper body and an hour on your lower body. So
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  Speaker 2: that's what I'm doing today because it's hard to get
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  Speaker 2: two hours away when the kids are home. So they're
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  Speaker 2: not home.
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  Speaker 3: Boom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm there.
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  Speaker 2: Then after that, I'm just chilling. Going to get ready
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  Speaker 2: for the Red Sox tonight. Then tomorrow is the big day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to work out in the morning, and then
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a haircut, shower, and then I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to head down to Billy's Boat. And because of
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  Speaker 2: the talk today about the pizza and this Big Al's
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  Speaker 2: in Bill Ricker, Dave Portnoy gave it a 9-1, Bill
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  Speaker 2: Ricker's on the way from Salem, New Hampshire. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to order a couple of pies. I know it's
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  Speaker 2: probably going to take a while because I'm assuming they're
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  Speaker 2: going to be busy this weekend because of Dave's review.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to stop and get a couple of the
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  Speaker 2: pizzas and head down to Billy's Boat.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to hang on the boat in Marina Bay.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm going to leave and go to Fenway
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  Speaker 2: to the Bare Knuckle Fights where Ashley is also going.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to be in a suite.
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming I'll be somewhere like around– down on the
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  Speaker 2: field or around the ring. Hopefully good seats. Shout out
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  Speaker 2: to the PR company sending me the tickets. But that
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  Speaker 2: should be fun. And then that will be all Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: And then Sunday– I don't really have anything planned. My
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  Speaker 2: fam comes back, so I'll probably spend the day with them.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, and then it's.
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  Speaker 1: Back to work.
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  Speaker 2: And then Labor Day next weekend, we're having a big
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  Speaker 2: cookout Labor Day weekend. We always do. The last couple
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  Speaker 2: of years, we did that. Kind of an end of
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  Speaker 2: summer with all of our close friends and family. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to meet my mom's boyfriend for the second time.
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  Speaker 2: She is bringing him, so everybody else will get to
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  Speaker 2: meet him. My wife and I met him already, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: But Nani and everybody, my kids, will meet my mom's
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  Speaker 2: new boyfriend tomorrow. I was talking to her yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I love my mom. She's the best.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why I was just saying about moms. You
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  Speaker 2: love mom, man. You love dad, but there's just something
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  Speaker 2: special about mom. I love my dad, but I can
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  Speaker 2: remember being young and always going to my mom for everything,
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  Speaker 2: just like my kids go to my wife. It's just
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  Speaker 2: the way it is. So, yeah, it's a crazy weekend, man.
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  Speaker 2: We've been talking about it. Pitbull, Lil Jon, Xfinity, Salt-N-Pepa,
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  Speaker 2: En Vogue, TLC, Sunday Night at Xfinity. Savannah Bananas at Gillette,
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  Speaker 2: the Red Sox, Yankee Stadium, the Olivia Rodrigo Daisy Chain Festival.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a lot going on this weekend, but it's good, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's all good. A lot of good things happening. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's it. Any questions, concerns, comments that you
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  Speaker 2: have for me, I would love to hear from you.
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  Speaker 2: I say it all the time, and I really, really.
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  Speaker 1: Do mean that.
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  Speaker 2: I know there are are a good amount of people
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  Speaker 2: listening to this podcast. Remember, you can find the podcast anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: It's on Spotify. It's on Apple. But it's also on
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  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app. So if you listen on the iHeartRadio app,
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  Speaker 2: you can leave a talkback. So if I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: something and you have a question or you want to
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  Speaker 2: add into what I'm saying, just hit that red microphone button.
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  Speaker 1: And join in.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, everybody. It's going to be beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Can't wait for this pizza from Big Al's. I'll let
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Peace.