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Full Show 2-18-26: $8 Cheese · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome looking through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold.
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  Speaker 3: On, hold on, no today in my redneck neighborhood. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: here's what happened yesterday. By the way, good morning, thank
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  Speaker 3: you for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Alabama, precibly.
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  Speaker 3: This is me litt a freaking raccoon with raby's behind
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  Speaker 3: one of my neighbors houses. How do you know this
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  Speaker 3: happened because it was walking around drunk and it fell
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  Speaker 3: over and then they called my redness. It all started
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  Speaker 3: when one of my neighbors said, hey, are you home.
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  Speaker 3: I'm picking you up on the golf cart. I should
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  Speaker 3: have never got on the golf cart. Then we drove
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  Speaker 3: down the road to go visit Daisy the turkey. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: And I'm just sitting there petting Daisy, minding my own business,
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  Speaker 3: and the other neighbor, who looks like he's from Duck Dynasty,
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  Speaker 3: comes up and he gets a call and it's the
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  Speaker 3: name across the street.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we call him Fidget because he fidgets a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a raccoon. It was like acting like
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  Speaker 3: it was drunk. It climbed up a tree, so it
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  Speaker 3: had rappees. So then the other neighbor, who looks like Dynasy,
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  Speaker 3: goes all we got to get rid of it. And
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  Speaker 3: then he sends me in Sherry on the golf cart
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  Speaker 3: to stand and keep watch until he shows up with
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  Speaker 3: his poo poo.
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  Speaker 1: You know how this ends. I'm too hippie for this.
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  Speaker 1: I had to watch it happen. I was a vegetarian
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  Speaker 1: for ten years. Raccoons are cute. I would make friends
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  Speaker 1: with them in the woods. I can't handle it.
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  Speaker 4: You could have performed him.
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  Speaker 1: We had to get rid of the raccoon. I'm like
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  Speaker 1: Panican calling.
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  Speaker 3: Thank God for Tristan from Tailored Pest Solutions.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me call you and ask what
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  Speaker 1: to do. I don't even want to know what the
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  Speaker 1: neighbor did.
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  Speaker 3: Like now, I'm panicked. I think he just took it
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  Speaker 3: in the woods and threw it off. And I'm panicked
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  Speaker 3: that the coyotes are gonna eat it, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: have super coyotes with Raype's and the Cooper coyotes with rabies.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna have Raby's predators in my woods. There's bobcats,
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  Speaker 3: there's coyotes, there's Hawks.
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen next?
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  Speaker 4: It's way too early for this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was way too early for this in my
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  Speaker 3: life yesterday. Anyway, Good morning, Hi, thank you for listening
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  Speaker 3: to the show.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be a lot easier of a day the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the day. How about that?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, call in.
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  Speaker 3: If you want eight three three five h one Bama.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're PETA, I don't want to talk to
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  Speaker 3: you today.
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  Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about?
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  Speaker 2: On the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: A Florida man got arrested for throwing a spicy chicken
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  Speaker 3: sandwich at his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Why did she at least get to keep it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Theodora, twenty seven years old, faces domestic battery charges after
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  Speaker 3: throwing a Chick fil a spicy chicken sandwich at his
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend's head during a Valentine's Day argument in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Police report.
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  Speaker 3: He also hurled a styrofoam cup of blue Power Aid,
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  Speaker 3: soaking the woman in the sports drink. So officers found
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  Speaker 3: the sandwich broken apart in the living room. They did
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  Speaker 3: not collect it as evidence. If you were wondering he
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  Speaker 3: got arrested, Yeah, that's an eating run. Why the.
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  Speaker 2: Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mamma Show.
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  Speaker 1: Brittany, good morning. I know you're driving to work. Where
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  Speaker 1: do you work? What do you do?
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  Speaker 5: I'll play y'all before I'll Okay, and.
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  Speaker 1: We asked you what's the weirdest thing you've seen is
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  Speaker 1: the nurse? Didn't we Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I see a lot of things.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm still not going to tell you why. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I have a question. A lot of the hospitals are
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  Speaker 1: full right now. Is it because it's flu season? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so wash your hands. If you're listening to the show
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  Speaker 1: because of the flu, wash your hands, pray your house.
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  Speaker 1: And he produces some people. Okay, thanks for that, Brittany.
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  Speaker 3: Brittany, let's see if you're smarter than producer Blake.
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  Speaker 1: I'll ask the question you use.
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  Speaker 3: Your name as your buzz or, and whoever uses their
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  Speaker 3: name first gets to answer answer the question. Question number one,
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  Speaker 3: what do caterpillars turn into?
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  Speaker 1: Blake, Britney, both of you go at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: Butterfly, butterfly.
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  Speaker 1: Good job, Brittany, I'm giving Brittany the point.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Next one, how many arms.
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  Speaker 1: Does an octopus have? Brittany? All right, Brittany, Hey, good job.
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  Speaker 1: Would you have gotten that, Blake? Yes, No, you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I would have Okay, last one for the win. What
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  Speaker 1: bird can talk like humans?
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  Speaker 3: Brittany, answer, Brittany, what's the answer? Parent?
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  Speaker 1: That's it, Brittany.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations, Brittany, you are in fact smarter than producer Blake.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday was dude, he was terrible.
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  Speaker 4: This game is rigged. Yesterday today is rigged.
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  Speaker 3: I listen to y'all every morning on my way to work,
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  Speaker 3: and I hear everybody that goes all and it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 3: There's a Birmingham foster kitten with a rare genetic disorder.
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  Speaker 1: And now he is famous. His name is.
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  Speaker 3: Dobie or Dobby like the house elf. He's got four ears.
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  Speaker 3: He literally has four ears. He looks like he can fly.
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  Speaker 3: He's so cute. He's already gone famous on Reddit. Newsweek
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  Speaker 3: picked up the story. He is in the care of
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  Speaker 3: Kitty Kat Haven, so we love that he's super cute.
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  Speaker 3: There is an updated scientific equation for how old your
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  Speaker 3: dog is in human years. You know it used to
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  Speaker 3: be one dog. Here is the equivalent of seven human years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's not accurate. They just found out that puppy's age
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  Speaker 3: so fast that by the time they turn one years old,
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  Speaker 3: they're actually thirty in human years.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty yes, and then the.
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  Speaker 3: Good news is they slow down as the puppy ages,
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  Speaker 3: but it's.
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  Speaker 1: Still super old. So like a five year old. If
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  Speaker 1: we were going by the old math, a.
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  Speaker 3: Five year old dog at seven years old, you'd think
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  Speaker 3: is thirty five in human years. A five year old
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  Speaker 3: dog is actually sixty years old in human years.
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  Speaker 4: So this math just does not math to me. Yess,
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  Speaker 4: it does to me.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a scientist. I don't have to base to
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  Speaker 1: seven year ould doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 3: But that means my eight year old dog's TV is
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  Speaker 3: like almost one hundred.
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  Speaker 4: I'm freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not ready for it to die.
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  Speaker 4: You got a chill.
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  Speaker 3: Reverend Jesse Jackson did pass away at the age of
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  Speaker 3: eighty four on Tuesday. Jackson spent a lot of time
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  Speaker 3: with Martin Luther King Junior. He led a lifetime of
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  Speaker 3: crusades in the US and abroad. He was advocating for
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  Speaker 3: a ton of issues. He was dealing with a rare
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  Speaker 3: neuro degenerative disease.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that either, but rest in peace to
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  Speaker 3: Reverend Jesse Jackson. That's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 3: More at the Alabamashow dot com The.
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: Good Morning, Robert, what's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, good morning. My issue is my wife called another
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  Speaker 6: man the love of her life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's why we do Ask Alabama.
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  Speaker 3: We try to help with all the issues and if
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  Speaker 3: we can't help, then you can call the show and
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  Speaker 3: give advice. Eight three three five oh one, Bama is
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  Speaker 3: the number. Why did your wife call another man the
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  Speaker 3: love of her life?
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  Speaker 6: Well, my wife and i've e've been together for over
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  Speaker 6: a decade, okay, and I knew about her ex, but
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  Speaker 6: she always brushed it off, like it just didn't work
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  Speaker 6: out and then he was crazy.
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  Speaker 7: All that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the other day I had to use her computer
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  Speaker 8: for work. I had a meeting and I couldn't get
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  Speaker 8: mine to work. And when I was on her computer,
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  Speaker 8: I noticed that she had a document open.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. When I started.
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  Speaker 8: Looking at it, it was like a memoir that she's
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  Speaker 8: writing about her life. And I didn't mean to snoop,
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  Speaker 8: but I mean I started reading.
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  Speaker 5: It and I got hooked until I got to the
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  Speaker 5: part about her ex.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and apparently the story she told me was way different.
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  Speaker 1: What did she write about her ex in this memoir?
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  Speaker 8: She called him the smartest person she'd ever met, I know.
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  Speaker 8: She said talking to him was effortless.
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  Speaker 5: She made it sound like what they had was like
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  Speaker 5: rare or special, and that she never felt that way
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  Speaker 5: with anyone else before.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: And then when she started describing him physically and not
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  Speaker 8: just he was handsome, but literally like every detail, like
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  Speaker 8: his face, his nose, his smile, his dimples, she called
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  Speaker 8: him the most beautiful man she'd ever seen.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the way she writes about him sounds like she's
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  Speaker 8: still in love with him. And she spent like several
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  Speaker 8: pages talking about how wonderful this man is.
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  Speaker 4: Did she many pages.
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  Speaker 1: Did she write about you?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: So and then she gets to me and she wrote
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  Speaker 8: that I'm dependable and that we never fight, and I'm
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  Speaker 8: exactly the kind of man she pictured as a good husband.
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  Speaker 4: She said a lot of nice things, but none.
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  Speaker 8: Of it like had that intensity about.
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  Speaker 5: This other time.
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  Speaker 8: Also, also, he got pages and I got like two paragrams.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, have you said anything to her yet.
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  Speaker 8: No, I haven't, and it's been like it's been a
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  Speaker 8: minute too, it has been like a week or so.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't want to say anything because it's, you know,
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  Speaker 8: obviously invaded her privacy. But it's been eating at me
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  Speaker 8: and I'm like jealous now, Like every time I think
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  Speaker 8: of it makes me upset.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Producer Blake, what what would you do?
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  Speaker 1: Would you be upset.
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  Speaker 4: This girl is cheating? Its like, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: This lady is insane. She wrote about her life.
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  Speaker 4: Fuss I love my husband. This man has given me
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  Speaker 4: a fire that I haven't filed in years. There's a
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  Speaker 4: big difference there. It's the two different world.
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  Speaker 3: But you have been together, Robert. You've been together for
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  Speaker 3: what over ten years?
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  Speaker 9: Over?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, like fourteen years.
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  Speaker 3: Of course she's gonna romanticize when she's writing about the
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  Speaker 3: person she hasn't been around ten years ago, because she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't do the everyday life stuff with him like she
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  Speaker 3: does with you, like cleaning the toilet, washing the dishes,
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  Speaker 3: cooking dinner. I don't think, because she wrote in her
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  Speaker 3: memoir that that means she's still in love with him.
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  Speaker 1: I really just.
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  Speaker 3: Think maybe she just I don't know maybe she had
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  Speaker 3: some wine and got on a kick and was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make this sound like a romance novel.
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  Speaker 6: They were together for four years and he got four pages.
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  Speaker 5: We did to go for fourteen years and I got
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  Speaker 5: three paragraphs.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's mad at you, because she just cleaned the
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  Speaker 3: toilet after you used it the other day. Call the show,
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  Speaker 3: let's get some advice for you. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 3: a big deal. I think we are brains are just
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  Speaker 3: a little different.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that it's not cheating. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: she's in love.
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  Speaker 3: I think she just is romanticizing a time of her life.
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  Speaker 1: Call the show. Eight three three five O one BAMA
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  Speaker 1: is the number.
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  Speaker 3: That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty two.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: Robert found his wife's memoir in her laptop. She wrote
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  Speaker 3: four pages about her ex describing how great he is.
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  Speaker 3: She wrote two paragraphs about Robert, talking about how dependable
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  Speaker 3: he is and now he.
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  Speaker 1: Is upset about it.
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  Speaker 3: Called the show eight three three five O one Bama
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  Speaker 3: is the number to Call the show.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Yeah, that that dude needs to trade that chick can.
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  Speaker 8: What's your name I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking on a whole different model, different make model.
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  Speaker 2: Baby.
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  Speaker 1: He needs a merry, younger woman.
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  Speaker 7: If that woman can't put in that memoir, what in
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  Speaker 7: the world if that dude did wrong? How big of
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  Speaker 7: a peace she was for it? Dan, How big of
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  Speaker 7: a hope she was?
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  Speaker 10: Hey, Okay, thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Look, have a good day, Go do some yoga.
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  Speaker 2: The Alabama show Fun to Man, It's amazing free on
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  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app eight three.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty five one Bama is the number to call the show.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this Okay?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think about Robert's wife writing him memoir
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  Speaker 3: and putting pages about her ex in it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's absolutely gravity.
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  Speaker 7: Think about the shoes on the other foot, you were
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  Speaker 7: absolutely glass. But because it's a woman, it's okay, and
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  Speaker 7: it's cute, like it's not a big girl.
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  Speaker 3: Never said it was cute, just said, I don't think
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  Speaker 3: that she's still in love with them. I think she's
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  Speaker 3: romanticizing a time of her life where she wasn't cleaning
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  Speaker 3: the guy's dirty laundry and washing the toilet behind him.
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  Speaker 1: Totally different. Thank you, not you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would be like, what the heck is
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  Speaker 3: going on exactly?
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  Speaker 1: But also what guy sits and writes about his ex?
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  Speaker 3: And if a guy was describing his ex, how would
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  Speaker 3: a guy do it?
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  Speaker 1: You tell me about your ex?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I mean I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: If I was being another woman that I was with
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  Speaker 2: fourteen years, I would describe her as the sexiest, most
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  Speaker 2: wonderful person ever or anything like that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm with you, I don't understand this whole problem for
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  Speaker 5: it absolutely, I would tell you about my ex while
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  Speaker 5: respecting my current part.
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  Speaker 3: I think what we all have learned from today is
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  Speaker 3: that we all need to put better passwords on our.
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  Speaker 2: Computers on demand free.
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  Speaker 3: On the iHeartRadio app, Robert found a memoir that his
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  Speaker 3: wife and she romanticized her college boyfriend and.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's upset.
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  Speaker 3: Called the show eight three three five, I one baman
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  Speaker 3: is the number coach?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? What do you think?
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  Speaker 7: Very questionable behavior?
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  Speaker 1: Look, they've been married and living together for ten years.
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  Speaker 3: She probably claimed the dirty toilet seat after him, and
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  Speaker 3: then she's.
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  Speaker 1: Going to write her memoir. I would sit and write
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  Speaker 1: about how hot it.
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  Speaker 3: Was grubbing the toilet after his stanky butt come out.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just saying what he's just crubbed is he settled?
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  Speaker 1: Is that she settled like.
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  Speaker 7: She settled like she well, she won't set her a
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  Speaker 7: thing back so bad she can't even write four pages
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  Speaker 7: about it.
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  Speaker 3: I just think because it was her college years. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think it's even about the guy. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: just that time of her life because it's been ten years.
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  Speaker 1: Would you divorce your wife if you found something like that.
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  Speaker 7: No, I build my wife for almost nine years now,
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  Speaker 7: and let me see, right now, there's nobody I've ever
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  Speaker 7: been with previously that even pops in my head and goes,
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  Speaker 7: oh yeah, I'd leave my wife and go back to her. Never,
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  Speaker 7: not even like a little bit. I couldn't write four
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  Speaker 7: pages about one of my exes that even sounded slightly.
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  Speaker 1: Positive, But I could write four pages of what's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with them?
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  Speaker 7: Hey we are? You can't say I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I dressed it up.
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  Speaker 4: I love you, coach.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for Yelva.
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  Speaker 2: See Alabama shot me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Who's this?
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  Speaker 7: Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: This is Fanya and Braden Alabama.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think about Robert and his wife
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  Speaker 3: writing the memoir?
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  Speaker 4: I think you're right on everything, he said.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, we vote, we wrote, we.
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  Speaker 3: Romanticized the pad exactly.
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  Speaker 1: We live in the future, and the future is a
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  Speaker 1: perfect husband. He shouldn't be jealous.
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  Speaker 7: I wanted to tell Robert that he needs to do
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  Speaker 7: the things she romanticize about.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's all he has to do instead of leaving
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  Speaker 3: his dirty beard hair in the Saint Yea or lavin.
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  Speaker 1: You're dirty underwear on the floor for us to.
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  Speaker 9: Walk your fot and yes, smelly shoes.
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  Speaker 7: That's light. That's but that's boring life.
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  Speaker 8: And we don't want to do.
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  Speaker 3: Light and we don't want to write about it.
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  Speaker 4: Because I have chapters of my memoirs.
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  Speaker 9: And do you have a do you have a lover
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  Speaker 9: from the past? Do you write about I have several?
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  Speaker 9: What's open? Who was your favorite one?
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  Speaker 1: Right now?
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  Speaker 9: Jesus? Okay, the girl if you're making love to Jesus,
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  Speaker 9: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: What to say.
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  Speaker 4: And Jesus is a wonderful past.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, you were you, Thank you for calling
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  Speaker 3: you are my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You're welcome. You keep doing what
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  Speaker 1: you do.
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  Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know the elements.
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  Speaker 3: George Barber Junior the motorsports legend has passed away at
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  Speaker 3: eighty five.
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  Speaker 1: He's who opened Barbar Motorsports Park in Leeds. Have you
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  Speaker 1: been there?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I have.
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  Speaker 1: It's so cool.
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  Speaker 3: He opened it in two thousand and three with a
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  Speaker 3: massive motorcycle collection. He was a race car driver and
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  Speaker 3: then he put together a world class motorcycle collection that
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  Speaker 3: people go see. If you've never been to Barbar Motorsports,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: you should go. But rest in peace to George Barber Jr.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Shylah Buff got arrested in New Orleans. Did you see this?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: I've seen the video. I've seen all of it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: The video looks rough.
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  Speaker 3: In a statement to people, the New Orleans Police Department
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  Speaker 3: alleged that he punched two men before the brawl started.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Apparently he left and then came back, and then they
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  Speaker 3: would hold him down for a little bit, and they
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  Speaker 3: would let him up, thinking he would leave and he
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  Speaker 3: would try to punch him again.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: So they eventually they had to hold him down till
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  Speaker 1: the cops got there.
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  Speaker 3: So shlam Buff back in the news and him and
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  Speaker 3: his girlfriend secretly broke up a year ago.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Well, I can see why he's losing it a little
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  Speaker 4: bit now.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a year, get over it.
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  Speaker 3: Brushing your teeth three times a day could prevent over
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  Speaker 3: fifty health conditions. According to science, to brush your teeth,
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  Speaker 3: If I'm saying that right, can increase brain inflammation. Literally,
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  Speaker 4: That's a good note time. I'm going to start paying attention.
• 18:43
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  Speaker 3: If you've ever been pure pressured into doing something you
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  Speaker 3: didn't want to do, called the Shaw eight three three five.
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  Speaker 1: One bim is the number. That's eight three three five.
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  Speaker 4: I know where this was going.
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  Speaker 1: Now you don't know where's it going. By the way,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I'm Alabama with producer Blake where's it going?
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  Speaker 4: I saw your cheese.
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  Speaker 1: You have no idea where this is going.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna try to get me to eat it.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to Trader Joe's this weekend and I
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: ran into a chef that I know that we judged
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  Speaker 3: like a dog costume contest together a few years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I went, hey, you're the chef. He goes, hey, and
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  Speaker 1: he's like a like a a.
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  Speaker 3: He was on one of those national cooking shows and one.
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  Speaker 1: He's like a big deal chef.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so we say, hey, we get our carts.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: We go into the store, and then I keep bumping
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  Speaker 3: into him throughout the store, throughout Trader Joe's, and then
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  Speaker 3: finally I run into him while I'm at the cheese section. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: he goes, what are you looking for? I really didn't
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  Speaker 3: know what I was looking for. I was just hungry
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  Speaker 3: and I like cheese.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He goes, what are you gonna use
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the cheese for? I don't know to eat? What kind
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: of cheese do you like?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I was like cheddar got He grabs a brick of
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: cheese and he goes, here, this is the best stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you want. It was a seven dollar
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  Speaker 1: block of cheese.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it was seven eighty something, so we'll say eight.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Dollar block of cheese.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Well, how big was the block?
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: And if you know me, I'm on a budget and
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I really didn't want to spend eight dollars on cheese.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: But I felt pressured because this chef who's been on
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: a chef on a cooking show in one suggested the cheese.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: So I had to get it. I couldn't put it
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  Speaker 3: back on the shelf. I had to get it and
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: take out. So I bought the cheese. Okay, I brought
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: the cheese in and we're gonna try it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Because I want you to eat this.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: This is the cheesiest cheese I've ever.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Had in my entire life. It's a white cheddar. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: don't like cold cheese, cold cheese. Why would you do this?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: I don't you know this? Why don't too bad?
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  Speaker 3: This is this was recommended by a world class chef.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: That's cool. I just don't locked cold cheese.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Get that a piece. This is an eight dollars block
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: of cheese. That's such good cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, eat it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna eat some too, Okay, I've been eating it
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: for days. Eat it one two things.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Of the texture.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: How do you not like cheese makes me? SHA's very chiittery.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, so pungent.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: It kind of tastes like it kind of tastes like
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a weird blue cheese. It tastes like a fart.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Hold on, are you gonna throw up?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Don't throw up my eight dollars on that cheese.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: I just threw up like a eighty cents of your cheese.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: A texture, it's genuinely the tack through the texture.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: You want to go melt it and try.
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  Speaker 4: Baby, I don't know if I can do this.
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  Speaker 1: I really didn't know that was gonna mess you up there.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: I'm not lying. The texture I told you cold cheese
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: messes my face and mouth up for the rest of
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: the day. Now I'm gonna be like, and this is
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: very cheesy.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: This is like molded so straw. It's like molded cheese.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Quite describing it that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: The molded fermented cheese.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Stop. I can't stop saying that.
• 22:32
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• 22:43
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