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#709 Daisy Roxx · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here of
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  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying them right now. And you know who else
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  Speaker 1: you're not in California, all 50 states.
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  Speaker 3: True, I'm not in California and soy on... Okay, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, stop, dog, stop. Yeah, stop, stop. Stop, and yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Low-hanging fruit. What did I say?
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to speak your language, dog. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I am.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the Mercadito is brought to you by Sepulveda and
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  Speaker 1: Law as well. He's sponsoring the Mercadito. He will be
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  Speaker 1: doing consultations there as well. They will have a part
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  Speaker 1: of their team of their attorney there. So if you
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  Speaker 1: need to discuss any injury and you want to get compensated,
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  Speaker 1: trust me, they will help you. I just saw another
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  Speaker 1: check being awarded yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: What a time to.
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  Speaker 1: Wish that i would have happened to me oh you
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  Speaker 1: saw that one i said yeah dog i was like
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  Speaker 1: come on dog support the law man best best injury
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  Speaker 1: attorneys in la bro and that was cool as fuck
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  Speaker 1: hopefully i get to see him at the deftones concert
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  Speaker 1: but it's not looking too good right now what is
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  Speaker 1: it uh to my right is the one and only xg.
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  Speaker 2: What's up dog feeling good excited about life excited to
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  Speaker 2: be here dog i was trying to tell her you
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  Speaker 2: know how they got excited right now because we have
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  Speaker 2: an attorney And they're excited because someone won a million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, I want to be that person. That
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  Speaker 2: means they got hurt. Something in their life hit the fan.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, it's not everybody. It's just me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, I only say that to the ones
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  Speaker 1: where the people that are able to stand to still
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  Speaker 1: hold the check.
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  Speaker 2: They're not retarded. They're not like, ooh. You know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? That shit says $ 2 million. And I was like, yo.
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  Speaker 3: 20 million, but you lose some brain cells. How many?
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  Speaker 3: How many? A little bit more than you did with Nas.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: They're standing. They could be missing two toes.
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  Speaker 5: And that will make them stand crooked.
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  Speaker 4: Would you be down to miss a toe?
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  Speaker 1: We'll discuss that right now. Let's go ahead and introduce
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  Speaker 1: our guest as well, Daisy.
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  Speaker 5: What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Returning and all the way to my left, pretending to
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  Speaker 1: speak Spanish for some reason today, Nitty.
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  Speaker 3: So I speak Spanish, dawg. Que onda, fools? You already
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  Speaker 3: know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast in the world.
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  Speaker 3: My juice green. My country blue. Let's go. Sorry, he's on.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Ray. Mute his mic for like 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Ray, for running the boards.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, y'all? I hope your votes counted.
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  Speaker 2: You know they didn't. And what is it? Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we already introduced the guest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're taking a.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of injury for you to get awarded a settlement?
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  Speaker 2: Because we were talking about that. Dude, none.
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  Speaker 1: Surviving a car accident, but without nothing broken. Just the
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  Speaker 1: neck brace.
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  Speaker 2: Just because nothing's broken doesn't mean your ligaments. There's stuff
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  Speaker 2: in your body that- No peptides.
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  Speaker 3: No, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You got two mil, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, there's some girl that I know. That was in
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  Speaker 2: a car accident, and she was the third car that
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  Speaker 2: got hurt. But you can get trauma for seeing someone's
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  Speaker 2: head decapitated. That's your lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Red eye laser therapy, dog.
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  Speaker 3: My homie.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be okay with that, though?
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  Speaker 3: Would you rather be a millionaire who saw it, or
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  Speaker 3: just some guy living in Mexico who saw the car?
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  Speaker 2: I would rather not have a million dollars and not
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  Speaker 2: see my friend's head decapitated. You don't love.
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  Speaker 3: Money, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I would just rather not be part of that situation.
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  Speaker 2: What if it wasn't your friend? What if it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: your friend? A random person, then yeah. But the point
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  Speaker 2: of this is the trauma is when you're with your friends.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but for something like that, you're getting way more
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  Speaker 1: than two mil. I'm talking about something realistic. Bro, let's
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  Speaker 1: just say I decide to go do some volunteer work
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  Speaker 1: at my old high school, right?
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  Speaker 2: Give a little talk.
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  Speaker 1: And I fucking slip right in right there. And then
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  Speaker 1: I fucking sue the fuck out of them. That's realistic, dog.
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  Speaker 1: I might walk away with four mil. But why would
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  Speaker 1: they give you any money unless you're hurt? Like, just
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  Speaker 1: because you slip don't mean you get money, fool.
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  Speaker 2: Because they didn't clean their hallways. That don't mean you
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  Speaker 2: get money.
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  Speaker 3: That's only if you're hurt. You got to go to court.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you got to walk around like an idiot
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  Speaker 2: for about a year because they have people. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 2: just say.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of that money goes to the lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say out of that fall, I fucking walk
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  Speaker 1: around like the homie Wi-Fi or fucking El Pan.
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  Speaker 2: You know how he does with the mustache?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she knows him too. Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 2: Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You got to walk around like Wi-Fi for one year.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: With a little basto.
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  Speaker 3: No. No, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, but low-key, that you said. You guys are so
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  Speaker 2: money hungry, man. If you were a female, you'd be
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  Speaker 2: on OnlyFans right now showing your snatch. Top paid. Watch me.
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  Speaker 2: Top paid percent, bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Join the secret menu.
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  Speaker 2: I got kids.
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  Speaker 5: I can't have an OnlyFans. My kids are grown. So
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  Speaker 5: if they find my OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's... Dude, that shit fucks them up, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the bullying that comes along with it.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's way worse than actually the content. Because
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  Speaker 1: you can kind of get over it. You're like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to look at pictures of my mom. But
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  Speaker 1: the fucking constant bullying.
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  Speaker 3: How old are your kids?
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  Speaker 1: If they made the dude from Storage War kill himself...
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  Speaker 1: over fucking online bullying. Imagine what they could do to the.
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  Speaker 2: Kids, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my kids are pretty tough, though. I have a 10-year-old.
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  Speaker 5: He'll be 11, and then I have an 18-year-old.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, the 11-year-old's still in danger. The 18-year-old is kind
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  Speaker 3: of free.
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  Speaker 5: My 18-year-old's chill. He's cool, whatever. Me and him have
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  Speaker 5: a really cool relationship, but my little one, he's still
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  Speaker 5: a baby. And then I have friends that are like,
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  Speaker 5: just do a faceless account, you know? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I can't do that because what if my kids are
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  Speaker 5: jerking off to my fucking OnlyFans and they don't even
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  Speaker 5: know that that's their mom.
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  Speaker 3: Then you should call your account. This is your mom.
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  Speaker 2: And then they'd be scared. Or you start his fetishes.
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  Speaker 2: He walks in on you taking pictures of your feet.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: And then he's like, wow, mom.
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  Speaker 3: Mom.
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  Speaker 2: And now he's got foot fetish because mom's out there
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  Speaker 2: in her room just like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He comes in. And now you fucked up your
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  Speaker 3: own kid.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's got fetishes all thanks to you.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, soy bien, mom.
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  Speaker 5: If my kid gets a foot fetish at the end,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm doing too bad of a job,
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  Speaker 5: to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: But you mentioned homegirls kind of. Not telling you or
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  Speaker 2: kind of encouraging you in a way.
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  Speaker 5: They've encouraged me, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they got OnlyFans. Do they have kids? No, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of my friends don't have OnlyFans. Oh, so these
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  Speaker 2: girls are just telling you to do things.
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  Speaker 5: Like regular girls, friends that are just like.
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  Speaker 3: That's shady.
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  Speaker 2: They're out there for your downfall.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, hey.
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  Speaker 2: I thought these were like girls killing and.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, girl. No, no.
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  Speaker 5: I don't actually have friends that do OnlyFans, to be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not friends with those type of people, right?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not friends with those type of people.
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  Speaker 2: You think that like... You think that if you were
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  Speaker 2: to have friends like that, it would just be like...
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  Speaker 2: I know judgment.
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  Speaker 5: I know judgment.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying the influence would have just been nonstop, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, I totally would have done it by now. But
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  Speaker 5: I'm easily influenced. Actually, though, I am going to do
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  Speaker 5: OnlyFans comedy special in January.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's different, though.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to use it for what it's originally intended for.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly, exactly. Because a lot of people think that. It
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  Speaker 5: was supposed to be like Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: They pay good for that comedy shit. They do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm excited to do that. That's
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  Speaker 5: going to be fun. So I am going to.
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  Speaker 3: Have an OnlyFans. How'd they find you? An OnlyFans?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 5: No, they reached out to me.
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  Speaker 3: They reached out to you? We've been watching your content.
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  Speaker 3: We think you'd be better as a comedian.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine getting that message?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: That is so good. That's so good. You're a comedian.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Soy bien.
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  Speaker 3: Soy bien.
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  Speaker 2: So he's been trying to learn Spanish. He's been here
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  Speaker 2: for how long, Nitty?
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  Speaker 3: Two years.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but he just barely started to learn.
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  Speaker 3: Barely?
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  Speaker 2: You sound like a paisa right now. Barely?
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  Speaker 1: He fucking literally, he had the app and he was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm trying to learn through an app.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, but he just barely started. It works, though.
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  Speaker 2: The Duolingo, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I came in. I was like, hey, everybody. Todo bien?
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  Speaker 2: You use promo code TINFOHAT? What? You use promo code TINFOHAT?
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  Speaker 3: For what? For Duolingo. No, I'm not using Duolingo.
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  Speaker 2: And before you download, oh, you're not using it.
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  Speaker 3: What are you using?
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  Speaker 2: Finish the ad.
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  Speaker 3: What are you using? Finish the ad first, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to say, before you download any app,
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  Speaker 2: just try to use promo code TinfoHat because we have
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  Speaker 2: pretty much all of them.
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  Speaker 3: But which?
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  Speaker 2: TinfoHat. I was asking him what app because we have Duolingo,
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  Speaker 2: but if he's not using Duolingo.
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  Speaker 1: He's like Grindr. A friend is teaching me. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm learning on Grindr. I'm just DMing Spanish guys.
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  Speaker 3: No, my homie's teaching me.
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  Speaker 5: Why would Nitty have to have an app? He has
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  Speaker 5: fucking Mexicans.
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  Speaker 3: They don't teach me proper Spanish. They get mad when
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  Speaker 3: I speak Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, stop appropriating my culture.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, god damn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little rough.
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  Speaker 3: You came in here with a sombrero.
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  Speaker 2: Tell them about your Chicano studies.
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  Speaker 3: Chicano studies. Chicano studies, but the thing is, they teach
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  Speaker 3: it in English.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody in the chat room said Nitty's water is imported
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  Speaker 1: from India.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you wish, dog. Imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Who's drinking sewage?
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  Speaker 3: You know how much I had to pay for that?
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  Speaker 2: Dog. The import tax?
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  Speaker 3: The tariffs?
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  Speaker 2: The tariffs. Just so you could have bacteria.
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  Speaker 3: In your water? Yeah, dog. That shit's imported. It's expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog. But he cracked up when he found out
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  Speaker 2: that Chicano Studies was an actual... Law degree, and then
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  Speaker 2: he just was starting to be like.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a law degree. A degree.
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  Speaker 2: An actual degree.
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  Speaker 3: My bad.
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  Speaker 2: An actual degree. Everyone's with me. They just think I'm...
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  Speaker 2: They know I'm high.
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  Speaker 3: Chicano studies, they teach it in English, though. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Right. I mean, it's like a Spanglish class.
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  Speaker 5: Is it a problem?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I didn't learn Spanish through it.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's not a Spanish class.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they only taught it in English. It's a
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  Speaker 3: Chicano studies. Yeah, I have to, after I did Chicano studies,
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  Speaker 3: I had to find myself a Chicano to actually study with.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And that's where I'm at now. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We just teach him to say bad shit. That's why
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to learn what we do.
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  Speaker 3: A la fuerza, too.
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  Speaker 5: A la fuerza.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. No mames.
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  Speaker 5: But you have to learn to roll your eyes down.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very aggressive thing to say. Like, you can't
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  Speaker 1: say that. Like, if you say that at the wrong time,
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  Speaker 1: people are going to be like, what are.
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  Speaker 3: You talking about? A la fuerza? Yeah, probably. So when
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  Speaker 3: is the right time to say it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I mean, I don't think whenever.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you force your force.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, it's kind of like an expression of force.
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  Speaker 1: So whenever force is needed, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're kind of saying, like, a la fuerza is like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to do this, like, forcefully.
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  Speaker 3: Te amo a la fuerza.
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  Speaker 5: That's a pretty good way to put it.
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  Speaker 2: That was actually a pretty good way.
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  Speaker 4: I would use that.
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  Speaker 2: I would use that one right there.
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard it together like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's like something like... Good job.
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  Speaker 5: The Chicano Studies is coming here.
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  Speaker 2: Parents would say, like, because, you know, because they're stuck
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  Speaker 2: with each other.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you know, it's been.
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  Speaker 3: You don't tell your girl that? You don't tell your
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  Speaker 3: girl that? No, it's too aggressive, bro. Te amo a
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  Speaker 3: la fuerza. Soy bien.
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  Speaker 2: That looks very rapey. If I'm going to be honest
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  Speaker 2: with you, that gave me very rapey vibes. Crazy eyes.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Super rapey vibes.
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  Speaker 3: There is a line.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe if you just said it in a different tone,
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  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be so rapey.
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  Speaker 3: Alright.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to need you to relax. Do your kids
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  Speaker 2: know Spanish?
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  Speaker 5: There is a line.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You force them? A la fuerza?
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  Speaker 3: A la fuerza.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a la fuerza. Well, you know, I'm first generation,
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  Speaker 5: so I speak a lot of Spanish with my parents.
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  Speaker 5: And my kids, I'm just used to speaking both languages.
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  Speaker 2: Would your kids be considered above no sabo? Or would
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  Speaker 2: you be like, they're like, because I mean, it's hard.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't blame you because you're first generation. It's
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  Speaker 2: hard to get them.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: How we speak.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Like the way I speak, I don't think my kids
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: are going to speak like me.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: It's going to be hard, especially with me dating white girls.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be lucky if there are no sabos.
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: No, my kids are not full no sabos because they
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: can hold the conversation in Spanish.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: What's a no sabo?
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: No sabo is you right now.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: A half speaker? A half?
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say half.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: Maybe about a quarter.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Like you got no clue type shit. Like 15% probably.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: To me, a no sabo is a kid that understands Spanish.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: He completely understands what I'm putting down, but he's not
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: willing to talk to me and he's embarrassed to say it.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Does that make the abuelas upset? Very upset.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: When you're an abuela and the fucking kid can't speak.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: That's how my niece is. My niece, she's 14. She
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: doesn't speak a lick of Spanish and she'll act like
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: she doesn't understand it unless you're talking about her. Once
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: you start talking about her, she's looking at us like,
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: what are you saying? I'm like, yeah, you know what
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: That's a nozavo kid.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: Both my boys, they both speak Yeah. They both can hold.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Their own in a conversation. And that's pretty much... I mean,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: like I said, for your kids, they're American. Like, your
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: kids are fucking American.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Like, I'll say the reason I know it is because
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: my grandma, like, she kind of was like, you're not
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: going to just forget about this shit.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: You speak with a whitewash accent.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Nah, for one that speaks Spanish, it's like a whole
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: different person, though.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Izo can speak Spanish very well.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: It's wild, huh?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, because people know that, like, they know when
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: you can really turn it on, and you know your shit,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: and when you don't. So it's just like, me, like, bro,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: that's why I was always allowed to go into other
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: fools' houses and shit.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Because, like, I knew how to talk to their parents.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they didn't know you were.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: A fucking player. They didn't know my agenda. You know
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Like, they didn't know I was there to destroy the house.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, but I was there, like... I was
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: allowed at everybody's house. I was talking to the parents,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: talking to the grandma. I know how to speak very
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: good Spanish.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: There's little words like, dude, if I go somewhere and
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: someone's eating and I say provecho, all of a sudden
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, he's welcome here whenever you want. It
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: just means, enjoy your food.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Sorry for interrupting. But it's just these words. When other
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: real Mexican people see you say it, they're like, give
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: him a beer.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Like, dude, this fool, this fool, this fool knows proper.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: He knows what to say.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: You know when you speak to an older Latino person,
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: that you have to speak to them in usted instead
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: of tú, right? And the second you do that, oh,
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: they love you.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Doña, doña, don.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Usted, usted,¿ cómo está?
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: You know, like not, Not speak to them like a homie.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: You got to speak to them with respect.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you go to the flower district, that's all
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: usted right there.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Usted.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, because I've been there before.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: You guys been too. Not just Japanese. You guys also. Yes,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: we do. A little bit, yeah. Señor. Modelo. I love you.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: You know where I use my Spanish a lot and
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: it works out?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Almost every time.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: No, this is like, I love using this one too.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I'll be at a hotel and I'm always hung over
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: and shit and we got to leave at 11. And
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I want to lay checkout. Don't pay for it. Give
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: me a second. I'll go straight to the lady. I'm like, hey, doña,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: ando medio crudo. Like, can you do my room last?
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Y le dejo una propina. Y te preocupes, amigo. Ahí
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: quédate tú. You're the last room I clean. So I'm
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: not getting up for you. But they'll just do all
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: the other rooms and do your room last. And you
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: let them like $ 5, $ 10. They're stoked. And that's it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: That's why it doesn't work for me. I'm always like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: can you clean my room last? And I use it
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: every time, bro.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Every time I go to a hotel, I don't worry
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: about leaving at 11. I just tell the senora, hey, just,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: and you're like, because they got to do all the
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: other rooms anyways.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Just do mine last, please.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I think they don't want to clean your room, bro,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: because they know there's toenails everywhere.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. I leave them out like roses.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: You leave a little trail of toenails.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: That's how you get Indian girls.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Put your toenails all over the bed.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: That's so gross.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: You cut your nails with a grinder?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: No, girl.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Daisy, you might be able to... Well, you might know
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: this because I've never met one. Girls aren't into feet
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: at all, right? Most girls out there are like grossed out.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: They're like grossed out.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Guys are like.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I've never met a girl.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Guys are like monkeys. No, you know what?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Some girls be sucking toes, though.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's why I... Have you.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Some girls do, but I don't. No?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: No, and I don't know of any that do, but...
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: I don't mind a pretty set of feet on a man.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: So if a man takes care of his feet, my
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: feet are rubbing all with his.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, okay. You know what I mean?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: I like me a good set.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of hard, too.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Because, like, a lot of fools don't have, like, Like
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: nice looking feet at all?
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: No. I've been lucky.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Guys are disgusting. They'll see a nice pair of feet
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: and they're like, jerk me off with them. You know
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: what I mean? We're very different people.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: No, for sure. It's actually Feet Finder.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I didn't even know that. That's so funny.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: That is crazy though.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: People in the chat room, especially if you're guys, have
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you guys ever ran into a girl that likes sucking toes?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Because that, like, that's, that's, I never thought about, I
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: never thought about this. But then again, somebody in the
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: chat room also said they were like, they're not going
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to suck toes, but they're out here eating ass.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: But I think that's a new generation thing, dog.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: That is a new generation.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I don't, you, being a product of the 90s, how many, like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: do you know, do you know, your teagles were getting
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: their ass ate?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: No.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: All right then, food don't.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I think people have been getting their ass ate since
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: the beginning of time. Nah, dog.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: So if you lick a chick's ass, it's gay. If
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: you get your.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Ass licked as a dude, it's pretty fucking gay. So
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: if a chick is licking your butt, that's gay. Didn't
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: we have something going on?
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: The only time it's gay if a girl licks your
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: ass is if the girl is jerking off while she
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: does it to you. Because she has a dick.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Because it's gay.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's gay. Because if it's another dude.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Does the girl who's licking your ass have a dick?
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Then it's not gay. If she does... It's gay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: So, wait up. So, you're telling me just because she
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: doesn't have a dick.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Makes her not gay? Well, I mean, because you're still
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: with a girl. You're with a girl. You're not doing
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: a gay act. Oh, so, okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: So, you're telling me she could stick a dildo in
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: your ass. That's gay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: That's gay. You got me. You got me.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: No, you just said no. It's okay, Xavier.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: It's okay. You got me. You got me.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Man, if we didn't get that man when I was
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: trading downtown, dog, but this fool's over here.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I was just saying.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: He was over here defending.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: He's like, how do you know what's gay over us?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: I was just saying.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You don't know anything about stuff going up your rectum.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was just saying.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: It makes no sense.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: You're no bien right now, dog. You're no bien.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Nada bien.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Así, así.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: So is it gay nitty you're the one that said.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It no i said you got me bro okay you
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: fucking got me.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah i don't know i think the the whole man
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: once you get your ass aided thing it's like a
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: i don't know it's like a new generation thing because
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: like fools are just openly.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Out there just going on jumper it's like yeah man
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: i'll let her eat my ass.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: It's just like i how does that even happen like
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: this it's such a fucking hard place to reach where
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: it's like like hot like Bro, but it's just like,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: how do you just allow somebody to just bury their
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: fucking face to reach your fucking asshole?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she at least knows. It's like, look, I'm
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: going to go down on you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? When a girl gets her
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: ass ate, it's because they travel there. You know what
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I mean? Because there is a trail to get there
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: for a female. For a man, there's like a bridge, right?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: And then you got to like climb over here. Go
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: through a fucking obstacle course. No one wants to do
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: all that. Fucking nobody. Well, I don't. I do not.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Is this such an uncomfortable thing? I pictured for somebody
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to ask you to do. It's like, look, it's okay
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: when I do it. But like, this is asking a lot.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: fucking sit in there doggy style. Yeah, yeah. God forbid
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: there's a mirror in the room, dog. And when the
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: girl shaves her pussy, she just shaves the whole thing. Like,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: the whole thing's taken care of. Yeah, dog, there's no
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: hairs on a woman who takes care of herself. As
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: a man, you gotta shave your balls and be like, oh,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I still wanna go.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Like, you.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: That's a whole different section.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: As a girl, it's just.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: That's two women.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like she said, there's a bridge. Like, you gotta
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: cross the bridge. There's a whole bridge where you... Before
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you got to get there.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: No, no, thank you.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. Like, all these new foos
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: be all about that shit. Because, like, I don't know.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: The kinks were different. Like, would you say, like, in
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: the 90s, like, was erotic asphyxiation?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: That's still happening.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Autoerotic asphyxiation.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: But was that, like, a peak thing in the 90s?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Because I remember hearing about that more in the 90s
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: now that I hear it now.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I feel like shit like that has been happening since
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: the Donna time.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Dude, I saw a sign in the subway. I saw
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: a sign in the subway in New York that said,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: autoerotic asphyxiation kills 500 people a year.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That was just probably somebody's sticker. Why would it be
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: on the subway?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Look this stat up. Look this stat up. We got
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: 500 people a year dying from choking and jerking.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Right, what's the stat?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Because there's certain things that were just from an era.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: When did women stop having bushes? Like in the 90s, huh?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I think it's more of a hygiene thing, though. Because
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: they weren't... I don't know how they were back in
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: the 90s. I feel like having a bush in general
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: is just like, clean it up.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Bush did 9-11.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: But Foose thought that shit was hot back in the day.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, porno, like.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Some guys still do too.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: The early Playboys and shit like that, or like 80s Playboy, like.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Bush was like, hand, bro.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Like, you straight up see it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: When I see some of those magazines that the Swami,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, Foose was jerking off to fucking this Peloso.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Here we go. Estimates show that authentic asphyxiation causes approximately...
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: 250 to 1,000 passings per year in the United States
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: or roughly 0.5 deaths per million people annually across Western countries.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: That's nuts, bro. 500 people a year are just taking
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: it too far.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, but how many of those people.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: By themselves?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You don't have a spotter? How many of those... a
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: spotter dog you don't got a guy like holding.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I think if you're choking yourself if you're choking yourself
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: with a belt and you're jerking off I don't think
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: you invite other people I was.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Gonna say but like how many people like of those
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: like are on accident.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Because they're probably all on accident that's what.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like it's not like so they should have
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: spotters I'm trying to say find another guy.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: XG wants to start a company he's like hire me
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: next time we're gonna do some auto erotic asphyxiation I'll
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: be the belt tensioner.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Who's just smoking a blunt?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: That's just fucking crazy, too, though, because, I mean, you
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: got to know you're about to die. Have you ever
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: ran into somebody that, like, okay, so, because, all right.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Is it Arrow?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: How do you say it?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Autoerotic asphyxiation.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Autoerotic asphyxiation. Don't tell me to spell that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: So the people that are into that, is that like
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a man thing? Because I'm not going to lie. I've
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: ran into chicks that kind of like that shit. Is
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: that considered the same shit? Like getting choked?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Do women choke with a belt?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Do women put a belt at home or do they
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: just wait until some dude is like, fucking bitch.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Do they flick the bean and choke themselves at the
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: same time? Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: That can be.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: And, okay, so they probably do kill themselves. And women
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: are worse with tools.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, can you look up how
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: many men.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: They probably die more.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: The vast majority... What is it? The vast majority of
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: documented victims are Caucasian males, ranging widely in age from
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: adolescents to older adults. Cases involving women... are exceedingly rare
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: with historical ratios estimated at roughly 50 men to one female.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: See women know women know how to wait fool like
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: they know how to wait till it's time to get
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: down they couldn't.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Figure out the mechanism okay only the ones that could
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: die just.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Tell a dude to do it and then that's what
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: i just said he's doing it for too long and
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: now he's in jail okay no we gotta count those
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: guys how many.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Women have died from being choked to death yep Because
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: then the guy went to jail for the murder. Because
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: they didn't know how to use the badge.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: But the term that we're discussing right now is like
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the autoerotic asphyxiation, bro. That's a man thing. There's no
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: girl that's faking her being and like, I'm going to
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: fucking like... Because I'm sure there's a way to tie
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: yourself to a bell or to one of those kink
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: fucking necklaces.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so... But we don't die from it, you know?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: We're not stupid.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: We're not trying to die.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: We're just trying to cum.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Nah, they were just like, I'll just wait for my
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: husband to get home.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Nah, if you trust, I'm like... What the fuck?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Men are so fucking stupid.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Like, are you serious?
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: 50 of these motherfuckers, idiots.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: 50 to one. One woman, okay?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: She got convinced by a man.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: And she, yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: She probably got convinced by some dude.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Just knocking on the door.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Women just like a light choke, bro.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: They don't like the.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Some women like a good choke.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: But....
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: That's nuts, bro. 250 idiots. To die, my guy, is wild. Yeah, well, yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: we're rough.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Minimal five.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: And it's actually higher because a lot of it is, like, underreported.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Because of the stigma, the shame, and all that stuff
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: that goes along with it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: That Reddit subreddit must be nuts.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Autoerotic asphyxiation autoerotic asphyxiation autoerotic asphyxiation.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good send that to the ice right now dog.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Asphyxiation erotic I would have fucking died if you would
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: have said that.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: You know that asphyxiation erotica they.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Do I thought he was going to get choked up
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I could say yeah Oh, by the way, guys, we're
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: raffling this off right here. Oh, yeah, a couple of announcements.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: There's a big giveaway going on today. You know we
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: do it big on Thursday. It is pinned up there.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Third place, you get a Polak disposable plus a preview
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: of XG's Hooligans Jerky. That's third place. Second place, you
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: get seven grams of Craft Cartel. And first place, you
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: get a Chili painting plus you also get a half zip.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: So how about that, bro?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: A half zip and a painting.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Woo!
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, but whenever you fucking hit me up, though, you
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: got to let me know what episode it was.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, I'm going to make you do the work, dog.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Fuck that.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I got like another.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Like, remember, be like, hey, bro, I.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Went on this fucking episode. And also, too, I want to.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: The homie Hood Eats is having a pop up on
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Friday the 13th. So make sure you guys check him out.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: He's having his own pop up. I just want to
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: make sure where it's at because.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: But yeah, you guys can follow him at Hood Eats.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Uh, there it is.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: He's got those fucking pickled jalapenos. Oh, he will.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, right here. Here it is.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: November, Friday the 13th. It is, uh, what is it in, uh, Linwood, California.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: That fool's going to be doing chopped cheese, uh, Wagyu's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: with smash burgers, cheese steaks, pulled pork sandwiches. And that's
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: going to be going down, uh, Friday the 13th. So
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: make sure you guys pull up and follow.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: The homie hood eats. That fool gets down. That fool's
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: always helping me in my booth.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Sounds fire.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: But yeah, make sure you guys super chat to enter
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that giveaway. I know there's going to be a lot
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: of super chats.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Thank you guys for listening. Thanks for super chatting.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: How is it like, it's supposed to be a good
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: day in America. Supposedly it's blue. The whole country is blue.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: But yet the stock market is fucking trash.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Because the same way you expect.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: We're in the fourth quarter of the stock market. Everything
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: usually slows down by then.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Patience. How do you say patience in Spanish?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Don't worry, XG.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. Don't worry, XG. I'm sure your rent and
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: gas is going to go down. I'm sure your rent
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: and gas is going to go down.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you're putting the accent on the A. The
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: calmate is calmate.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: You might as well announce it easily.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: You're moving to Michigan.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Calmate a la fuerza. Take it easy.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Your stocks will be back. What are you invested in? Chimoy.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Bunch of shit.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Chimoy. Materials for the wall. Vanguard.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Just the shit you're supposed to. Keeping it simple. What
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: did you say?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Vanguard?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Vanguard. MGK. Yeah, just the shit.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: You should be.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Not supposed to fuck it up, but I've had a lot.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: On the NVIDIA.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: That shit just tanked right now.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Where's that right now?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Back.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Don't look at it. Fuck you. I hate when people
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: say that. Where are you planning on taking it out?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Not really. Close your eyes.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: In the whole month?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: It's down. In the month, it's down like 10%. Fucking XG,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: the day trader. No, I don't trade it. I just
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: buy and let it stay. You can look at it
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: in 10 years.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Look where it was five years ago. You're going to
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: be fine.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Like I said, it's supposed to be a good day today.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: There's a change in the political system. There's a change
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: in the stock market.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Tell him, Ray. That's simple. That's right, Ray.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: It'll go back up, fool.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: All I'm going to say is that XG makes some
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: really good fucking jerky.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: He makes some good fucking jerky.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: I want to try.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Give her back, fool. It's so good. Like, you'd be
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: surprised XG made it. It's really good.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Well, it's my parents' fucking recipe, so I just made.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It for like... Oh, shit. Your parents have been doing this?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Pre-divorce? Huh? Pre-divorce?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. I used to make jerky for my husband,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: but now he's the jerky.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny? When my parents were going through
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: a divorce, my mom's... Huh?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: It's different.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: It's more like carne seca. It's not like your typical
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: beef jerky.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's more like.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like from Sonora.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: That shit is so good, though. Honestly, I'm so proud.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: XT finally made something good.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I was trying to save it, but I'm going to
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: eat it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: He finally made something good. That supported my eyes.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: They're supporting.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: No, I love it, but how they say, finally, you
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: made something good.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: She never said it was good. She just said, they
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: support you. No, this is good.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: This is good.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: It's good, right?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: You guys know I rarely fucking just start snacking on
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: something mid-podcast.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: And I knew he don't like it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I knew he don't like it, especially more now since
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: he's like trying to eat healthier. And I was like, bro,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: this is a healthy snack.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: It's good. It's tasty. I don't know what the flavoring is.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: It's like the spice is so good because it still
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: lingers after too little.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not too crazy, right? I'm telling you.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Look, man.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: And it tastes like carne.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: There's not that many things that I tell you guys
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: XG is good at. But trust me, making that jerky
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: is fire, dog.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Good job, XG.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get some samples and then I'm going
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: to fucking try it at the gym, dog.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Give us a few bags.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Also, you can also get some of that jerky November
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: 21st and 22nd at the High and Hungry Mercadito. XG
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: will have a booth or he will be at the
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: extra booth that I have.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty much going to have like three booths. One
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: whole big party, dog.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody is going to fucking be posted up there. Like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: it's our own fucking mercadito, bro. So, like, and look,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: we don't say it, but you fools, what happened last time?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: You fools blazed it, nothing happened. You fools were out
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: there drinking micheladas, nothing happened. How many fucking mariscos? Even
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: the cops showed up to buy.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Bread, fool.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: How about that, dog? They showed up to support the
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: homegirl buying bread.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And I think one of the girl cops got coffee.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Moses was all like, bro, they're going to arrest me.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm like, bro, they just want
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to support your business, bro.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were happy they weren't driving around.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like, yo, let's go to this buddy
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: school spot.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: What's going on over here? Yeah, bro.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: So make sure you guys pull up. It's going to
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: be free. It's going to be a good time.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Also, too, next week I will be at Vegas at
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: the Vegas Convention Center. That is for DesignerCon. I will
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: be doing press out there. So if you're going to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: be going out there, say what's up. You guys know
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I love supporting all the creatives because, watch, I'm working
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: my way out there to make creative.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Shit like that, too, dawg. You know what I mean?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: But I love supporting all you fools because you got
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: to support the arts. Like, people that still make shit
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: out of their imagination and make it fucking.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I thought they were sad and shit.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I thought they were sad, depressed people.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Low self-esteem people. Also, you're going to a suicide con.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to a suicide con is what you
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just said, basically.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Remember your little stupid statement?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: See, you guys fucking took my fucking statement out of
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: fucking context. I said, some of the people that have
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the lowest self-esteem that are artists make the coolest shit
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: because that's their only outlet. Bro, and that's why some
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: of the most legendary fucking artists, like, but you don't
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: just chop your ear off if you're not.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Depressed, fool.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Chop your, okay. Yeah, you don't, like, Van Gogh. You
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Like, you don't just do shit like that if you're
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: not all there, bro. Like, so I'm just saying, like.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: There is a certain level of trauma that you need
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: to have experienced in life to understand the art.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Trust, dog. You don't think there's happy people out there
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: who can paint? Of course, 100%.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: But for example, I know one of the dopest... She's
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: like a really dope muralist, dog. Crazy fucking history, dawg.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: You would never think this person had a fucking substance
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: issue before or was at the bottom of the bottom
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: type of shit. But you fucking look at it, oh, damn,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: you're able to turn it around and you're just like, damn,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you got to kind of like.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: It's the outlet, dawg. You guys are just thinking, oh,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: he's supposed to be depressed.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't be supporting the arts or wouldn't fucking
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: love it so much or wouldn't have a fucking art
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: collection if I didn't support it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I thought these people were depressed.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is that it's cool when you can
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: take something like being depressed and fucking.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Turn it into an outlet to make something nice.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of people that are depressed just kind
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: of keep it inside and take themselves out.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Fucking assholes.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There you go.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I still think some people are happy.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: But all those artists back in the day were fucking crazy, bro.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: For sure. Is that why you buy art? Because you're like,
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: look at all this sadness around. Jose Murga.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Makes me feel happy. So is Chili depressed all the time?
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: LOL.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I personally don't get into Chili's personal life like that.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: So I don't know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: She seems like a very happy person. I never found
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: her for being depressed. Although sometimes, you know, you go
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: through sad shit. Like when your dad.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Dies, valid. You know what I mean? A lot of
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: the greatest comics have killed themselves or have been sad
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: in a fucking weird kind of way.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: The world's a sad place, bro. Yeah. It is a
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: sad place. It's also a sick, happy place, but it's
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: also very sad, dog.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: So you're saying Bert Kreischer's not a good comic?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I love Bert Kreischer, bro. He has a great life, bro.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: You don't take your shirt off and not look happy
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: and have a great time, bro. He's that guy that
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: you can just tell he's happy all the.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Time, bro. You think so? You don't think he's at
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: home drinking and beating his wife? No, bro.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Didn't he have a really big drinking problem? He loves
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: to drink. Yeah, but for the love of God, Bert,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: stop drinking. Yeah, but he's that guy that like, you
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: know how like when I lived with George and I
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: would tell George like, Sometimes we would talk about him
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: smoking a lot, and he's like, I love cigarettes, dog.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: If cigarettes kill me, cigarettes kill me. Some people are
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: just down for that lifestyle, just like Bert's going to
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: be down for the bottle for the rest of his life.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: He talks about drinking, and there's this reel that went viral.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: It did like millions of views. It's him just talking
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: about how much he likes to drink.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: You know what didn't go viral?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: And it makes you want to drink because you can
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: tell this fucker's an alcoholic. His movies suck.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: But if you're drinking that much, he's running from something.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: No, why can't you just not love to drink? You
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: love to smoke.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but alcohol is a complete different thing than marijuana.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, you think that we could sober for like one,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: like if we did that, I'm not saying the challenge,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying like, you think like.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: We could solidly stop for a week?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Easy. Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Fuck no.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, No, but I'm talking about cold.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Turkey, fool. I've done it. What, drinking? No, not drinking.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about smoking. You've never been on a vacation
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: and been to somewhere you can't smoke at all?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Well, I took my shit with me, and I was like,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: put me in jail.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I've smoked everywhere, too, but I've been places you can't.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: And I was high as fuck the whole time. It
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: was the best vacation ever, dog.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I smoked in Mexico all the times I went. But
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: the last time we went, the fools at the resort
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: pulled up, and they searched my room and everything. They
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: went in on me.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Spread your cheeks.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: That's not how they would say it. Soy bien. Spread
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: la chicas.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: No, I went to Mexico in the summer and I
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: had packed all my shit. I was unpacking when I
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: got there and a pen rolled out of my pants.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, God, you do love me.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: It was so good. I was high the whole time.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Nobody knew.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Instead of being a little traumatized that you could have
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: gone to jail not knowing... Because, you know, you would
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: have fought it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: But, like, sometimes you never, like... I've been at the
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: airport and searched my bags. But have you ever been
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: into a place, like, I've flown out of the airport. Dog,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I've flown out of the airport and found a bag
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: in my fucking luggage. And I'm like, damn, this is
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: going to be a good fucking, like, weekend. I'm talking about,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they didn't look at it or nothing.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about a half a bolsita, dog.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: No, I'm telling you, my friend works at TSA, one
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: of those in Canada, and he goes... Searching for drugs
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: is no longer a priority. He goes, we find personal
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: use all the time. As long as it's personal use
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: and you can tell it's not for sale, you just
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: let it pass because it's not worth the paperwork. They're
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: looking for bombs and weapons. So you come with a
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: bag in your toiletries, they're just going to let it
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: go because they're like, this guy's obviously a fucking cokehead.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Let it fucking go.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, but... Don't try it, people.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying. Don't do it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Like, shit.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Listen, you can listen.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I do believe that because so many of my homies
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: say that, oh, I brought it by accident.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: A lot of my homies be like, oh, I brought
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: it by accident.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I've tripped balls all over the world.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Goals.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: That's different, though.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the stuff you drip on is easy to sneak.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: It's hard to find. It's easy to sneak. It's the
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: same thing.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Where are you going to put it? Bro, you can
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: put that shit in, like, a book. Yeah, book on
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: the corner of a book and then lick the book.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking file. I mean, yeah, but it's because
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: you're a savage, but you can, it's literally the easiest thing, like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: it's hard. Yeah, it's easy to conceal, dog.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know, It's the same, everything. Trust me, I've
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: gone with boys. My boy brought Coke to Columbia.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Those little perfume bottles, you know those little perfume bottles,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: the sample ones?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: That's where I would fucking put.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Those vials, dog.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And I would put some kind of terps in there
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: that is consumable.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, it smells like strawberries. You know what
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And then, fuck, you're ready to go. When it comes
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to concealing shit, I'd be happy and.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Creative, dog. I believe in you.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like, damn, dog.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: That's just wild, because I didn't think about that. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: was like, if I was an acid.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Addict, like, nitty.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: You see? That's why you would be a good Border
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Patrol agent, because you would have the smarts to find
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: those people. I'd be like, stop this right there. Orange
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: chicken in the remote.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: You tell everyone, bend over. Yeah. I'm not even being searched.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Bend over. I don't know. Why?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: For sure, I'm putting this one on the no-flight list, dog.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Next time he's trying to go back home.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Why, though? Why?
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Give me a good, legitimate reason why.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Putting him on the no-flight list? Yeah, why? It's because
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I have the power.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: You're racist.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, but why?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Besides the power, why? He said if I were TSA.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: What about him made you want to be like, man,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: fuck this guy?
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: He looks like a threat to America.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: How does he look like a threat, though?
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Did you just forget about 9-11?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Does he look like 9-11?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Ray. Yes, he.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Look, man.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: How does he look like 9-11?
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Tell him, Ray.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: The fucking beard. We all have beards.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: You had a beard like that two months ago.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I also didn't look like I fucking pray five times
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: a day.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: It's like mom is protecting me from dad.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: I'm just asking questions.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I like you. Thanks, mom. Fuck you, dad. Everybody needs
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: that sometime. Everybody needs a Ray in their corner.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: With his fucking communist hoodie.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Listen. This guy's so mad. This is Kanye West. Soldier Field.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: All right. Is Kanye West blue or red?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I think he's taking off his MAGA hat. I
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: think he took it off.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he took that MAGA hat off.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: He took it off?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: He took it off and made some good music. He
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: put it on to make that one song, though. You
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: It was crazy when he was running for presidency and
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: he was.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Crying on stage. He was never actually going to, like.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: You know, every time Kanye was crying like that, fool,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: that was that fool's outlet, dog.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: That fool was probably really.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Imagine the shit he was going through, dog.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Because you know how, like... For example, I've never seen
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: you cry.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you probably have cried in moments. But
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you know how much shit that I feel that you
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: would have to be going through for you to break
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: down in public?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: As a man?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Especially me knowing you personally. And then imagine somebody like
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Kanye who has always portrayed a certain image. And then
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: every time he was doing that shit, that fool was
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: probably going through some fucked up shit.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Didn't his mom die around that time?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's the shit that set it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Off a lot of it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That was his everything, right? So his mom... It.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Was getting involved with the Kardashians slash Jenners. That's what
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: really did it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: That shit fucks up a black man.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Because his mom's going to pass away either way, right?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: No, his mom died on a simple procedure, though. Yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: No, it was a double procedure. And what's crazy is
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: his mom never wanted him to be with the white lady.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So you know she's turning over her grave. How do
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: you know that, though?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: How do you know that?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: She said it. And every black woman wants them to
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: be with another black.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: See, I didn't know that. All right.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Thank you.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I've always said, yeah, and he kind of fucking, I
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: don't know. It feels like he killed her. But she's
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: not white, though.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: But she's not white.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Kim's not white.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: She's white-washed.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: She's Armenian.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Exactly an Armenian American what would you want.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Your sons to date whatever they want whatever they want.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah so an airplane what do they identify themselves as
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: an airplane would that be okay.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: With you I've always wanted I always wanted a mixed
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: baby so if my kids had a mixed.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Baby but if that fool comes in he's like mom
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: I am Islam I am Islam now why is he
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: in an accent all of a sudden he's on a
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: rampage with the Islamic community man.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: He's fucking you can say my boy's red right He's
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: red that the world's blue.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: But as a mom, aren't you like... Because one of
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: them has had a girlfriend, right?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: What if he came home with a boyfriend?
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Okay. Hey, soy bien.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: But do you... Aren't you protective of him? Were you
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: kind of like... Have you liked the girlfriend?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Or were you like, hey, son.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I only got introduced.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: To one girl. One of his girlfriends. He only introduced
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: me to her. And then they didn't really last long.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Why do mother-in-laws and the wife always... Why don't moms
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: like the kids?
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I don't know. I don't feel like I'm like that. Like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: I let my boys, like, look, I know what I'm raising.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I'm raising boys that are going to be men eventually.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: So what am I going to do? Like, I can't
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: coddle them forever. And I don't want to.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Did you have a, when you were with your man,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: was your mother-in-law good?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Were you good with her?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mother-in-law was amazing.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she passed away. She passed away a long time ago.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: But I loved her. I was actually close to her
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: before I even met my ex-husband.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. She introduced you guys? Yeah. Oh.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: We worked together at a supermarket.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: And then he started working there.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: And then that's when we met.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's cool, actually. Yeah, we were together. Me and
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: my ex-husband were together from like 16 to like 26.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Damn, that's a good amount of time.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were married.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I gotta ask.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I gotta ask.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: What's up? What happened?
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Ha ha ha.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: If you don't mind talking about it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: No, he didn't work.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, I remember this. Yeah, I do.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: She was just like, I'm not going to fucking keep
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: fucking being the one for the whole time, like paying
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: for everything.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Nah. Yeah, I paid for everything for a long time.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: He actually gave me $ 100 for the first time in
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: 18 years, a couple months ago.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: You had your old mega man.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: He gave me $ 100.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait. What'd you do for the $ 100?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Two different things.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: It was more like $ 80 because he owed me $ 20.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Did your....
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: But still.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: It was a crisp bill.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I put it in a little frame and everything.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's never going to happen again.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: You know what probably pisses him off so much? You
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: know what probably pisses him off so much is that
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: you framed that $ 100 bill and he's like, I could
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: fucking use that $ 100 right now. She's just putting it
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: up on the wall.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: One time he did that. He asked me for the
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: $ 100 back once.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: He's like, you're not going to use it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: You're not going to use it. Let me get it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Let me get that. That's funny.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. That's crazy. In 18 years, 100 bucks,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: first time ever?
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Pretty much, yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: That's crazy because, I mean, obviously on Instagram, a lot
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: of people, like, tell their stories and shit. And sometimes I, like, believe.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Like, cap.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: But then you hear stories and you're like, damn, some
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: man just don't care. Because I'm pretty sure you told
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: him like, hey, foo, ponte las pilas. Hey, go get
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: a job. Hey, I got you a job. Like, I'm
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: pretty sure you went out of your way.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I would go.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: I would call. Hi, my husband is looking for a job.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Damn, you were like that girl in Harsh Times where
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: she's playing video games.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Ask if they have benefits. Yes, yes.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: He literally, yes.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Then he, yes.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: And it got to the point where.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I just obviously couldn't do it anymore, you know? And
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: I was just like, fuck it. And still to this day,
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: that fool never really put me in work like that.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: And he's not, he's still chilling?
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: No, he actually told me when I had left him
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: that I was the bad mom because I would rather
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: be at work than be home with my kids.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: He's trying to manipulate, he has a manipulation to the finest.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: When did you both, or when did one of you,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: how long did you guys work at the grocery store?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Who left first?
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Uh, he did because I was pregnant and he ended
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: up getting a job in construction, which was like great money.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: And then the 2008 recession hit and then he got
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: laid off.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: So he was trying like in the beginning. Well, why
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: do you think I was?
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I loved him.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I did love him. And when we were together, we
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: were cool. I never had any problems with him. He never,
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: never called me out of my name. Never yelled at me.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: We never fought like that. I probably slapped him maybe
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: like once in like the 10 years.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: So what do you think the receptionist did?
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Did he deserve the slap?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Because he didn't have a job.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Oh no, that day.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Wait, you slapped him because it didn't work?
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: No, I slapped him that day because, I remember, because
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: he got mad that I was going to go to
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: the mall with my friends.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: And I was like, what the fuck? And he threw
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: a fit and shit.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Has he put hands on you? Did he ever put
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: hands on you? No, he never did. Okay, he's not
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Mega Man.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: He looked like a hard worker.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: No putatas over here.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Tall.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Tall, spoke English and Spanish.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Like strong, above, like wealthy guy. And then he did construction.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing he was doing decent.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: He did decent.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: And then the recession hit. And then, I know it hit,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: and then Tawitas, machin, you lost your job.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: And I get it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Ya la troca left.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: But then the recession ended.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: But if the recession outlives you, come on.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Check it out, though.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Like, my son was only two months old. I was postpartum,
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: and I went back to work because he wasn't working.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Because he couldn't find a job. But he wasn't really trying.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: This was during the recession?
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he wasn't really trying. And then he was
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: trying for a year.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Did he take care of the kid, though?
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Yes, he did. And he always has. And I've never
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: taken my kids away from him. I'll let my kids
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: decide to love him as a piece of shit he is,
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: as opposed to me tell them that he is and
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: not allow them to see it for themselves.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: That's nice of you. They'll see it. They'll see it
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: and they'll be like, yeah.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I don't ask for money or child support.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: My kids see their dad. You know, a lot of
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: women get the check, but they don't get the dad.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: And I get the dad. I just don't get the check,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: which is what I know.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: You got a hundred bucks. What are you complaining about?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: No, but in this economy, but on a serious note,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: on a serious note, on a serious note, would you rather,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: would you rather have the check and the no dad?
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: The kid's got no dad. He's dead or locked up.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Would you rather that and then get $ 1, 000?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Put somebody in the check.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: The recession is.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Not a reason not to work.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: You have two kids, $ 40 each, and you get $ 20. Exactly.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: And I put the rest away.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: No, to be honest with you, I think no amount
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: of money is worth my kid's trauma.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because no dad's tough. No dad's tough.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Way tougher.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: And I would rather them see right and wrong and
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: see what is stable and what's unstable.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: What's not a right man.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: I can give them the stability that they need. As
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: long as they're getting that from a parent, they'll make
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: their own choices later on. So I just let them
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: love their dad.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but even the things your dad, like my dad,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: my old dad's perfect, but you learn that that's not
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: a right thing as a man to do. So your
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: kids are still looking and be like, hey, dad, you
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: should be paying.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: My son just got a full-time job at 18 years
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: old for an aerospace company.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Congrats.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Thanks. And he's doing assembly and stuff, you know, but dude,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: it's a big company and I'm doing my job because
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I made a good man. And I'm making another good man, too.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Do you think he's going to hit up your kid
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: for money?
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: He already has. He already has.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: No dad or black dad?
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: 20 bucks.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: 20 bucks. Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: You got to choose one.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: 20 bucks at a time?
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You got to choose one. Black dad, fool.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: You're retarded.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: No dad or black dad?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: Obviously a black dad. What's wrong with having a black father?
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: A black dad.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know that. What's wrong with that? What's wrong
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: with that, Ezone?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: He's going to leave.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: What is with you today? Regis, what happened to you?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: You're racist today, dog. You're so Republican today. His Republican-ness
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: is coming out.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: He's mad.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Hey, Texas is blue, dude.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to know? I mentioned it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: You think they're going to fucking finally legalize weed?
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Didn't I not say that Texas was going to be blue?
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Because they didn't fucking, they made weed so illegal. And
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: that was going to piss everyone.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Off, dog.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I did hear you say that. I don't know if
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: it was your words or Sam Tripoli's words.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: No, those were my words. Because Sam don't fucking smoke weed.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I literally said I was like, yo, that shit's
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: going to happen.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can say it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's going to happen. It's got to
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: go blue because, dude, they're just pissed that you can't
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: smoke weed in Texas.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Nevada's next.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of other shit.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: I think abortion is a bigger issue, you.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Know, legally.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, it had been for a long time and
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: it didn't seem to have worked.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: They're going to legalize abortion or they did?
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: They have it, right?
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: No, it's illegal in Texas. It's illegal in Texas.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: That's why you think they did it? I think it's
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: more about the weed than the abortion. It could be all.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: It's all kinds of shit. Abortion has been... That's been
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: always the topic and no one really cares.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: It's all kinds of shit, though.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: It's not just weed. I know, but it is one
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: of the major ones that I'm pretty sure people are
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: pissed off about.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Guns.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: They're going to change gun laws for sure, dog. No
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: more AR-15s.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's going to happen.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Bro, I think that's still a Second Amendment.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: We never thought Texas would be blue, and here we
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: are as a nation.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: There's a big difference between going blue and taking these
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Republicans' guns away, dog. That's something you're not going to do.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: You're not going to go to their house and knock
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: and take their guns away, bro.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: You might ban them.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: You might start banning them, but you're not going to
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: take them. And then there's that bag back where the
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: government will give you money for your guns. The Republicans
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: are never going to go. Get $ 5 a gun, dog,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: because they're not going to pay you what you paid
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: for it anyways.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: True. When does your actual presidential election happen?
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Next month.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Two years.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, next year.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Two years. Next year. Yeah, two years. We're on midterms.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Two years?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yep. So Trump is still good for two years.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Well. He's president for two years. I don't know what
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: good means. He could get impeached. He could get impeached.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: When does that ever happen, though?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: They tried already once. It didn't happen. They've never had
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: the whole fucking house in the Senate.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: The house in the Senate are blue, sir. But he
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: still gets veto power.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Dude, you know, here's the important thing, bro. When are
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: the Epstein files coming up, bro? First the red don't
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: want them, now the blue. Come on, just release them.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: They're going to bomb Iran before they drop that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, dog, we get GTA 6 before.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: That got delayed too. Again? No way.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: It got delayed again?
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Again? Again?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: She knows because you're kids, huh?
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: She knows because her ex-husband. Please pre-order it for me.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: I'll pick up the kids four times next week.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Please pre-order it for me, please.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: It sounds like she's heard that before. Actually, that's really funny.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: That's really funny.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: So kids are into it? I mean, I'm sure.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: I think there's... I'm not a, I'm not like a,
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: I'm not a, obviously not a conservative mom at.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: All with them.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: They are very free to know what the world, what's
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: going on in the fucking world right now.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: What do you think is the most conservative thing about
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: you as a mom?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Um, I just don't want to be a single grandma.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: I don't want my kids to have any kids yet.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: You know, my 18 year old.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: What's a good age?
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: I think when he gets out the house and does
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: his own thing.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's 100%. Whenever that is. Even if it's within
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: two years, but if he has his own little apartment.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: How old were you when you had your kid?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: His age.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're like, don't continue the tradition?
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, please don't.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: And he's like, well, if you think about it, Mom.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, please don't.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: I'm a single mom. I don't want to be a
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: single grandma.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: The only thing I am jealous of my homies that
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: had their kids early is now they're done with their kids.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: And even if I want some, I'm like.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I got it. You can enjoy your life now. Almost done, right?
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: I can, but I kind of do want more kids.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: We'll see. I'm a mom. Like, I am a mom,
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: true and true. I have... Wanted to be a mom
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: since I was a kid. I was a mom at
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: 18 on purpose.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: So do you think that maybe you babied your ex-husband
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: into being that way because you mommed him?
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck no.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: I used to fucking... I left him almost... I left
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: him six times within the 10 years for the same reason.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: You did because you were calling places for him.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: So you kind of mommed him. No, I did.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: I did kind of mommed him, but... At the same time,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: it was like, that's not the way we started.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: He became his mom. Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: And yeah, he kind of, he just got so lazy, dude.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: It's just like lazy.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: What's crazy is like, there was a lot of people
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: got lazy through the recession. Cause I remember my uncle's
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: lost their construction company and sat without him. Cause that's
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: all you know how to do, bro. And there's no,
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: there's no job. So you get sad and then like
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: you fucking start drinking. But that also happened during COVID.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: A lot of people also lost their jobs. And then
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: there was more reason to drink because you're like, well,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I can't even hire because no one's working. Yeah. So
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: it was a whole just, you can do whatever. COVID
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: was kind of, if I knew COVID was going to end,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I would have had way more fun.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: Dude, I had so much fun.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I made money during COVID. Well, like on my unemployment
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: and stuff because I'm an independent contractor. So I got good.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: And I had my kids. So I got the extra
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: funds because of the boys too. I was making more
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: money during COVID. With all the benefits that I did, like, fuck.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. It was a great time.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: And I was chilling. I was like, for the first
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: time in my life, I don't have to get up
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: and go to work?
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: The first two weeks? When they said two weeks, I
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: was like, nah. Two weeks is cool.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: At first?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at first I was like, two weeks?
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog. I'm cool. I remember being in the gym,
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: and then I was fucking, I looked up, and it
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: just said the NBA is canceled. Oh, yeah, I do
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: remember that. And I was like, what the fuck is
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: going on? That's when I was like, what the fuck?
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: That's never happened.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Weddings were getting canceled. Fucking everything was crazy.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You think that's why a lot of those kids that
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: were born or that generation, they don't like, fools don't
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: be outside no more.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: It's because of video games, dog. You know how you
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: look at Halloween? For the last three years. I don't
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: think there's been kids outside trick-or-treating.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Hollywood has some TV areas.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: It's like designated areas, but like I said, designated areas
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: where it's like Burbank or Downey and certain areas like that.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: But it's like, fuck.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: My kids are outside. My little one plays outside all
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: day with his friends. They play football, baseball, fucking soccer, basketball.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: They're in the streets. I think what I'm noticing is
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: there's two different type of kids.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: They're the nerdy-ass kids that all they want to do
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: is play iPads, and then you got the kids that
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: just play sports when they want to be athletes, and
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: they get it where they're like, hey, this fucking iPad
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: shit's whack.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: They get bored.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean, they play a little bit. I'm
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: not saying they don't, but there's the kids that you
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: can tell. Those are the athletic kids. They're working out
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: because then they also see their parents probably working out,
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: and everyone's working out, and the nerdy kids. It's a
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: I just think there's two different kids because I see them.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Always, 100%. Yeah, when they're in.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: They hate on each other, though. They're like that nerdy kid.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: You're just at the fence at the school watching the kids.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Look at all these... Look at all these different kids.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sensing two different kinds. Oh, my nieces. He's just watching.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: My nieces and my nephews.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Sir, please get away from the fence.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, baby.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: I'm an author.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing research.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: What kind of kids there are. I like the athletic ones.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: This is for fucking facts and we don't smoke the same.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Nitty doesn't believe me.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Watch.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I got pictures.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Nitty, you see how they're divided? You got the nerdy kids.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: You got the athletic kids. Look at his calves.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: You can tell he doesn't pick up the.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: iPad.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Why is Nitty at school looking at kids?
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: That's him. That's the joke about XG right now.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: He did it so well they thought it was you.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: That's what's funny. The funny part is you did it
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: so well everyone thinks you go do it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Damn it. I was doing an XG impression.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: These keys.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: You have papers? Which one of you have papers? These keys.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. That's so funny.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that clip that was going by. Like, what?
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: On my algorithm, Sam Tripoli talking about how the, what
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: is it? Social media was a government experiment.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: The whole time.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: That fucking Facebook?
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Facebook.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: DARPA had this one little.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that exact clip where I was registered that same day.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an old ass clip.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I know, but I didn't even know that. Yeah, so
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: supposedly DARPA is like that government fucking... It's like the CIA.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: DARPA is like the other department of the government. And
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I guess they had a project where it was like Facebook.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I forget what it was called. Maybe Ray can help
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: me out. But they had this project. program that was
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: like exactly like facebook well the day that program ended
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: facebook started and it's like way too much of a
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: coincidence when you're like yo what the fuck and on
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: facebook like yeah think about it we gave facebook all
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: of our information like where do you live who you
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: friends with.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: Their hometown yes.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Everything where you work who like it's a stupid shit that.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Your relationship with yeah yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: And you don't think the government tracked that down and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: started me like oh that's so-and-so and they started connecting
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: dots but i If you go into Facebook, they'll be like,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: you should know so-and-so. And guess what? You fucking know so-and-so, bro.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: It says here, Facebook launched on February 4th, 2004, the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: exact same day that DARPA officially canceled its controversial LifeLog
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: research program. While this chronological coincidence is real, there is no...
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: credible evidence linking DARPA or any intelligence agency to the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: creation of Facebook.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: It's just a coincidence. It's facts, but they're saying it's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: just a coincidence. Like, come on. Yeah, and that's exactly, it's.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Not even like... And what was LifeLog doing?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: LifeLog was literally... That's exactly what Facebook was.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: It was a project. It was a social media thing.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a social media experiment, like just trying to collect
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: how they would do it if they could.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Project designed.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: You really think this guy from a university got this
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: idea and stole it from someone else? That's all fucking just.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: They made a good movie about it.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: They gave it to him.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: That's why they became the first Bitcoin billionaires and all
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do that shit.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: You see him? He looks like a lizard. You see
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: his eyes are all black and shit in these interviews
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: and shit. You think he's fucking not human?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: You ever seen that movie Back Rooms?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Not him, bro.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: You ever seen that movie Back Rooms?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: It was good.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: It's on my feed.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Is it good? I enjoyed it.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: I went to see it in theaters. I thought it
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: was kind of weird.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: You paid for it. I watched it for free at home.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: It's finally on HBO Max, so I can finally see it.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I watched it. I thought it was
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: pretty fucking sweet.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I watched it at home smoking weed. I enjoyed it.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: I'm with Nitty. Movies are different if they're free.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I still kind of think it's like, if I saw
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: it at home, I'm going to be like, this is kind.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Of just, I don't get it.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed it. What did you get? It was the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: opposite world.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Dude, if I paid for a movie and I don't
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: like it, it would make me like it less. Have
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: you paid for a movie?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Stranger Things. It's just like Stranger Things.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Let's say you go to the movies and you pay
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: the $ 30 or the $ 20.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: And it sucks?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say it sucks way more than if
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: I clicked it at home and then I can leave.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Depends how much I enjoyed the popcorn.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: You're a fat fuck.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I love popcorn. If the popcorn's good, then, you know,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: my experience was good. Maybe the movie sucked. But, yo,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I got popcorn, dawg.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, this fool can eat a lot of popcorn.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I've seen this fool eat a whole fucking bucket, dawg.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: You say you eat a large? I've seen it. I
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: went to the movies.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I'll finish a bucket.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I went to the movies with this fool, and I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. I was like, did you drop your
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: popcorn at the end?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Can we share the bucket?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: He was like, no, I fucking ate it. I was like, bro,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: are you fucking serious?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: I love popcorn.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: And it was just him by himself.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: And I got a glizzy.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: I've seen this. Fuck yeah, dog. This boy eats like
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: a savage.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: I used to be fat.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Dude, how much free food did he get at the LAFC?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: How much free food did this boy get at LAFC game?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Dog, I just went to the Lakers game. I got
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: free steak.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: This boy got the whole menu at the LAFC. You
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: had snacks in your pocket. He took like eight boxes
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: of candy home.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Chamoy boy out here.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: You got to see him at Fogo. When are we
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: going to do Fogo?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Chamoy boy. Give me a glizzy. Popcorn, butter, layer the butter.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, layer the butter.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: If you're feeling nasty, throw some M & M peanuts
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: I've had that. That's just good.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you feel nasty, huh? I'm talking shit, huh?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: I do the nachos and popcorn. I know there's a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: fat guy in there.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Nachos.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: You know what? The movie theaters, they used to use
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: good cheese, and then the cheese changed.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: It dries up.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: And you're like, I'm going to still eat it because
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I'm a fat fuck, but it changed. Yeah. It used
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: to be good. It used to be real butter and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: real cheese. And now it's like, fucking, go use that
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: oily spread. Their cheese dries up.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Faster now, bro.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Like, that shit, if you don't move it around for
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: a while, I'm like, yo, how come now it gets
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: all harder faster?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ugh. Because nothing is real, dog. Nothing is real.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Everything is real.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Nothing is real.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Your mom used to take food into the movie theaters.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little McDonald's. Yeah, we get whatever we kind
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: of want, but we're like, we're not getting anything.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: My mom would make tortas at home.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: A sandwich, a sandwich.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wrap it in.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Your mom would make fat girls at home and bring them? Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: That's what they call me.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: It's a sandwich. I know. My abuela told me.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: And then she'd buy like a box of the mini
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: bags of chips.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Everybody get one.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: For sure. Because it's cheaper. Go to the dollar store first.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: And get an Icy at the movie theater.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: That's how we used to go to theme parks.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I used to take like a bunch of food inside.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: I did that skill thing with my kids.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: But I feel like kids are more embarrassed now over
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: that shit.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck no, dog.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Hell no.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: My kids are, they're cool, bro. My kids will do whatever.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Down ass fools.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I feel like kids now would be just more embarrassed
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: for shit like that. No, bro, because think about it, bro.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Like, if you're getting, like, the same hot Cheetos they
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: fucking sell outside, they sell at Disneyland, bro.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: And I've been there many times, dog.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: And those shits at Disneyland, the smaller bag is like
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: $ 6 or $ 9. And they let you bring a brand
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: new bag in there. So it's like, you're just being
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: smart with your money. And anybody who fucking thinks that
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: that shit's humiliating, you're a fucking idiot.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Like, seriously, it's like, okay, dude, I'm sorry. Well, go
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: pay that fucking money. Like, Then why are they like,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: I agree with you, and that's what I would do,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: but I always see people buying shit, and I'm like,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: why don't you just bring it for your kid all
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: the time? I'm like, you're embarrassed with your kid?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Convenience is a really big drug to everybody, dog.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: People pay for convenience. People are addicted to it, dog.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: That's the same reason where it could be a McDonald's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: down the street or a restaurant, and you're like, you
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: know what?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: I got stuff to do. I'm going to fucking Postmate it.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Instead of fucking going over there, you're fucking paying.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: I sneak liquor into concerts. Like, I don't, and I'm like,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: I have a flask that's supposed to be a portable charger,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: and it's not. It's just fucking liquor in it.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: And it has a cable sticking out, too.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Is that what you drink out of?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's just for, and then I go, and no, no,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: I bring in like, I mean, it fits like almost
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: like half a bottle.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I pregame outside, I bring that in.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Well, like, how many ounces are we talking here, half
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: a bottle?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Huh? How many ounces? Like, it's probably like, I don't know.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: It's pretty big, like this.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: My girl carries it in because, you know, girls need
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: a charger. And then what we do is once we
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: go in there, I just buy Powerade.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Always put it in your girl's purse, though.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Oops, the charger, too. And I just buy Powerade and
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: ask them with dice, and I just make my.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Drink in there.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's what I mean. I just
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: don't understand why people don't do it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't drink it.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: You can bring in better snacks. You can sneak in
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: better snacks than you can get at the movie theater. Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: At a way cheaper price.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, there's nothing like buying.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. Icy is my favorite thing in the world.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: I hate fake-ass slushies. I like all of them.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Honestly, best slushie in the game? Slush puppy, dog. No way.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Icy is way better than a slush puppy.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Fuck no, dog.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Slush puppy is just a juice. It's ice in your juice.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: You just never had the good one, dog.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: What about Sonic's?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's in a whole different tier, though. Sonic's is
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: top notch.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: You get nerds. They put nerds in your fucking ice cream. Yeah,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: but like, Icy's... Yeah, exactly. But the Icy's, like, it's
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: airy and shit. You know what I mean? It's fucking carbonated.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I like slush puppies better, bro. They
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: have better flavors.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: Like, the texture is the thing. It's all about texture
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: at this point.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's about texture. It's just, like,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: they have different flavors. Like, they have, like, so much
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: more flavors.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: But it's too watery.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Nah, I don't know where you got it from, bro.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: It's literally a slushie, bro.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Nah. Hey, yo.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Yo, I got to ask you, what was up with
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: your TV appearance?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: The Spanish one?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember watching it. I was like, fuck yeah,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: that's what's up. How'd that happen or what? Because this
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: is definitely in Spanish.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one of the comedians that I know, he approached me.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: He's like, do you speak Spanish? I'm like, yeah, okay.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: I'll get you on TV. And so he got me
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: on a Latino TV or something like that. I forgot
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: what the thing was. But yeah, it was cool.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: It was fun.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just talking about my kids. You know,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: they ruin everything.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Were you doing stand-up? No.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: I was in an interview.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: It was just an interview, yeah.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was cool.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I was watching TV and I know her mom pie-watching.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, my whole family in Mexico watched that.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: That's like to me where my mom would be like, oh,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: it's on the TV. Because right now I'm showing this.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: And I'd be like, yo, we get a lot of views.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: They don't give a fuck.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: They don't get it, yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they watch you on TV.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: They're like.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where Sabo.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Gigante is going to be on that channel.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Something about turning it on and then... oh my god
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: you're in the box yeah we usually watch the box
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: from here you're in the box.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's exactly what they said yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: No it's just it's like actually you know it's like
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: it's cool.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah they're really proud like billboards like billboards are so
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: cool for.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: Sure 100% they're like yo what the fuck yeah like
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: this was in a billboard for like six months or something.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: Two years yeah across Ontario 750 bucks I didn't know
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: it was gonna be up for that long and all
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: over the place They got me. I got got.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: What was the billboard?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: For a radio station in Toronto.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Well, tell them the truth.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: It was about hemorrhoids. It was me holding a picture
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: of XG. Are you like this, man? Itchy butt all
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: the time. Can't sit straight.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: But it was what was it some comedy kind of.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Comedy it was for a radio station and it just
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: said I don't it was just me standing staring straight
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: and it said I don't laugh out loud when I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: LOL that's it that's it.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: They didn't even they didn't even know he did stand
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: up or nothing they literally just picked his fucking face
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: they picked me from my face they stared I got
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: typecasted I mean they're like we need more Indian people
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: listening to.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Our shit don't they will if he does That kind of.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming that's what they thought.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: $ 750, bro.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: They paid you?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: That was it.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. And after a year of seeing it,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: you're like, okay. I should have got more money for this, bro.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: I thought, fuck. Every day you're getting a text from
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: different parts.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's just crazy. It's never made that much noise.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Put some fucking oil.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: On that bitch. WD-40. Yeah, come on. Oh, I don't
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: even know where that noise is coming from. Put some
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Rub-A-535 on that.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe try not spitting on it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Why? You think I spit on B-Real's fucking gate, dog?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: I've seen you, dog. I would spit on your gate.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: I've seen you do it, dog.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I've seen you polluting the river.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: All that stuff.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody who has been super chatting. Make
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: sure you guys super chat because we do have a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: big giveaway going on today. In case you guys don't know,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: third place... is getting a Polak plus a bag of
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: XG's Hooligans Jerky, which is really good. Also, second place
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: is getting seven grams of Craft Cartel. And first place
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: is getting the painting.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Show them the painting, XG.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: The painting by Chili and a half zip. So make
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: sure you guys super chat.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: At least the back is signed.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: And it's signed.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: It's Mother Mary Marge and Maggie. Baby Maggie. Baby Jesus Maggie.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: That's such a sick name.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Prediction, dude. It's a prediction. What's the prediction? Marge is
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: going to be the Virgin Mary in the future. Oh, shit.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: She's going to unfuck Homer? That is such a crazy concept.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: I don't take offense to that at all because I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: don't believe in that shit.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: As a Catholic, it's one of the hard ones for
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: me to sit there and be like.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: Come on, dog. Seriously?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Like, for real?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Like, this really happened?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Well, you don't think a virgin could get pregnant?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Next to the fucking tree and all this shit?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: You don't think a virgin could get pregnant?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Here's my logic. She could have got, like, abducted like
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: an alien.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Because they do, they have impregnated people, aliens technically, like, they.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Claim to have.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Now then we got to really criticize the whole religion,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: the whole narrative.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Was God really God or is he an alien?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Jesus was an alien?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, did he not have superpowers?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Did he not turn water into wine? He could be
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: like a prophet alien.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: So did Harry Potter.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, but is it? To me, that would be
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: an alien. If someone had superpowers, I would still be like,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: that's an alien. Just because they're human. Like if you
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: told me some guy can all of a sudden fly,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that's an alien. Even if you told
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: me that they have the same heart as me, if
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: you told me, I'm like, that's still some type. Someone
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: fuck with him. He's an alien. So with Jesus, to me,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, that's still some type.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Of not human.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, because God was.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. The son of God. Well, I'm
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: just saying he's not.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: That makes sense, actually.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about it.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: But I don't know. I can't ever see my expectancy
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: by any different.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Trust me. I grew up Catholic, but it's just that hard.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: I believe in crazier. I'll be all right.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Just like, I mean, even this, like, even this.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: Believed in my ex-husband. And that was wild.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Like, you got to think about it. Even the Jesus piece,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: because you can have the Jesus piece without Jesus suffering, technically. Like,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: that's the one thing I've heard. You want the dogma one?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have it. Buddy Christ. You can just
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: have the cross without, like, because if you think about it, like.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Because I do Samson.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Christians have it without the cross. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: I do Samson. There's a lot of Christians that go
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: in there and their thing is like, well, why would
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: you want to see Jesus at his worst moment? When
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: you go in as a little kid, bro, first time
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: I went to a Catholic church, you're like, and you're
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: getting it. You're like, whoa, that's like him getting beat.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: And then you look at the little things and you're like, yo,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: this is not a happy place.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: No, I totally agree.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: And then when you talk to Christian, you're like, hey,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: it's a lot happier over here. And I kind of
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: get it because I don't understand this. To me, it's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: still tripping.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't really get into religion as an adult anymore.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: But my faith, I just, you know, I have faith
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: in something.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I have faith in it. Trust me.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got a Jesus piece on.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: But still, I'm like, why is it so scary? Why
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: are you guys trying to scare? Like, as a little kid,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: like now as an adult, I get it. As an adult,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: now I get it. But as a kid, you're like,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: this is so bad. Why are you guys showing it
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: to me? Like, what is going on? And then the movie,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: my parents made me watch the movie. I was like, dog,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: this is sad.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Horrible the old school movie too yeah the like.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: Og long too they're long they're long.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: So wild so wild dude can't do it.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah i'll call that it's crazy i wonder if like
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: is there another religion that has like a movie as
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: big as the passion of christ was i don't i
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: don't know i don't There's not a Buddha movie? That's
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Is there like a Buddha movie? Maybe
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: like a Scientology movie? I know they make movies 100%,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: but did they get as big as... Passion of Christ
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: was full. Passion of Christ had fucking ladies passing out.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: I remember hearing that shit. Hola, señora.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Se desmayó.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: And you're like, whoa. What am I going to watch? Yeah,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: that's so wild.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: That was like a whole wave of people watching that movie.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: It was like.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: What movie are we talking about? Bachelor of Christ, bro.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: My grandma watched that shit like seven times, bro. And
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, and she was sad. And I was like,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: why are you trying to watch it if it's so
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: sad and it's so traumatized? She's like, because it's, yeah,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: because it's Jesus.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: That's like Jews watching. Sacrifice.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: It's like Jews watching Schindler's List over and over again.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: For real.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Do you like coffee?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Ice?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, ice would be great.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Shout out Red Eyes. Every fucking podcast, Red Ice Coffee. Fire, dog.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: November 23rd. 21st and 22nd. 21st and 22nd.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Every day is like a different date with XG.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: November 35th. Don't forget, guys. We'll be having a show.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: For real. Well, that's good. Goddamn.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into the super chats.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Don't forget, guys. First place is Chili Melly.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so good.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our homie's coffee. Fire, red eyes.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: It's like cafe con leche.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Dude, what's up with you? Were
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: you going viral?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: I'm going viral.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I've been noticing you. Everyone's been noticing.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Congrats.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Thank you. The last two weeks, I gained like 7,000 followers.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: From a comedy reel that I posted when my jokes hit.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: It's almost at 600,000 views.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really dope.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: It's really cool.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Sick. Yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: My mom doesn't like the joke, but it's okay.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: What's the joke? Um.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: That my mom calls me at the wrong time. Like,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: last time she called me at three in the morning.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: And I'm not scared of my mama, you know? She's like, Desi,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: donde estas? And I'm like, puteando. You know? My mom
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: ain't raise no bitch, but she does raise a little
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: bit of a hoe.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: A little bit. But that shit hit so hard, and
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: I was like so in the pocket with that set.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: I did it at the Comedy Store in the Belly Room.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: For George Perez's show, dude, I was so in the
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: pocket with that set. And I had that, that real
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: in my, my archives for like two, three months. And
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: then one day I was just like, you know what?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to clip it and post it already.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: Clipped it that day. Then by the next week, I
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: was like, I'm at, like, 12.5K followers now on Instagram.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Let's go. How did you end up on the algorithm? Like,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: just naturally?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know. I didn't use any hashtags or
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: any trending audio.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: It works, bro.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: The algorithm. If your shit's good, it works, bro. I
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: can literally, when I get clips for Sam, I can
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: literally be like, it's going to hit. And it fucking hits.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Rarely.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it does, and you're like, let me try that again.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Repost it. Like, trust me, it's the algorithm. If people
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: like it and they watch it, Instagram ain't really here
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: shadow banning anybody. Like, I think on your following, I'm
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: not going to say on the following, I do think
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: they can shadow ban your following.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Weed shit.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: But your views, they can't stop someone from sending it
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: to someone else. They just can't stop that, dog. So
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: when your shit fucking hits, bro, it's going to hit.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: No, but they stop it from being seen. Yeah. You know,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: they stop it from being seen after, like, especially, yo,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: I know it from weed shit. My one account has 33,000 followers.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: I started a brand new account, new, brand new account
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: from zero. And in less than a month, I have
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: about 4,000 followers.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: On my first post, it went viral. Like videos are
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: being shown. And when I posted on my other account.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: But they're good clips though.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: But I post those clips on my other thing and
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: it won't get shown. It'll say 300 people saw it
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: out of 33,000 viewers. And you're like, that doesn't make sense.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: But I also know I've been reported and the weed
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: shit gets flagged all the time. Yeah, 100%. I had
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: to buy my shit back. That's how I know it's
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: fucking stupid. So that's why I'm starting a new one
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: that's not about weed or anything. It's just my stand-up.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the thing that I'm really, really proud
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: of the fact that this one went viral because it's
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: not crowd work. It's not hack shit. It's not a skit.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: It's a joke that I wrote.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: About your life.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, about my life. And the punchline, everything was on me.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: It was me, you know? It was one joke. It
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: was perfect. And then Jam Comedy, Jam the Van Comedy,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: they reposted my stuff too. They watched it on stream
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: and they like, you know, it was cool. I've been
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: getting so much love. And then after that, I posted
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: like three more clips and they did pretty good too.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: I have like 25K views on some of them. Yeah,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: it's really good.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Just keep posting.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to keep posting. And I'm producing a
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: show in January too.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Like your own show?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Sick, we're up.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: At the Sound of Comedy Club in Bellflower.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: That's sick.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you deserve it.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: You've been doing this shit for a cool minute.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: We've had you here a hell of times, and every
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: time you've always been on your grind.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Are you still doing the hairdressing?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Still doing hair.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: You've got to have a hustle to fund your dream.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't understand that. A lot of
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: people think it's just about a dream.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: And I've got to keep two kids alive, too. It's
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: a lot, but I'm really grateful.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: One's 18. You did your job.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: Done there, I think.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Well, in Canada it would be. Here it's, what, 21?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: No, it's 18.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: 18.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: You're done with them at 18 years.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Eight more years.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: You're done with them at 18. I'm not done with you, honey.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: I will always love you.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: I will always be your mama. That's so funny.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: It's like, no, no, no, at 18 you're done.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't have one, so that's how I feel.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: You know, I still talk like that.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm usually when I have one. Your mom's still alive, fool. No,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: I don't have one. I don't have one to be like, yo,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I love you forever.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I was just saying, at 18, I was like, damn,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: it feels like your mom's still alive, dog.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: His mom's listening like, aw.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: He's like, you divorced me too? Like, fuck.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: No, I love my kids so much.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: You can love them, but not be responsible.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: For them anymore. Yeah, and that's what, you know, I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: see the light at the end of the tunnel, at
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: least for one. Almost there. Almost there.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Just your husband standing in the shadow in the light.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: It's just a flashlight.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Can you see his flashlight? He's like, gotcha, bitch.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: He's like, I heard you want another one.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: I'll be damned. I got to be a wife before
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: I'm a baby mama.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Do you know that fool eventually got a job?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: No. Fuck! She said he asked the kid for 20 bucks.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: No, he's still to this day. Well, I mean, I
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: don't know if he works or not. I don't see
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: any of the fruits of his labor, so.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Where do you think he got the 100 bucks from?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Bro, you gotta think about it. If someone's calling, he
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: probably took it from her. He stole it from her.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he stole it from her.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: No wonder I broke even.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: And let's get into the Super Chat, right, please? Answer
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: the Super Chat so you guys can be entered to win.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Three places, three prizes. Make sure you guys enter the
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Super Chats. Thank you guys for everybody that contributes it.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: And next week, though, I am going to tell you this.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: We're going to give away for all the local people.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you guys a car wash away,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: like a detailed car wash.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: This will post up. Not a full detail.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about a full car wash. I'm going to
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: do it next week.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: We're going to do this shit next week. So make
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: sure everybody, whoever wants to win that. And if you're local,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: we're going to have a certain way for you. And
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: you guys have got to be following the homies account.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: But I will explain the rules next week.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: First super chat.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Speed minion. Have a great show, guys. We'll catch it
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: after work. About to walk into a big ass fridge
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: repair built in monogram.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a lot.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Is your refrigerator running?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: Real man's job.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: You think it's hard? How long do you think it
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: takes to learn how to be a certified fridge fool?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: A fridge fool? Oh, man, to be a fridge fool, dude,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: you got to first go to Chicano Studies.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: That's part of HVAC, right?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Is it part of HVAC?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Six months outside of.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Because HVAC, you could honestly do it.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: I asked the wrong person. What do you mean, six months?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Nitty knows nothing about work. Six months outside of home people.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, nothing about work at all. Anyways, Xavier.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Six months outside of home people.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: HVAC will probably take you, like, what, six months, right?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Probably something like that.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. Six months outside of home people, right?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Six months outside of home people. On the left side,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: that's where they do HVAC stuff. On the right, it's
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: more carpentry. You're right, Nitty. The Chicano Studies.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Next one. The Chicano Studies, you do know where to
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: pick up Mexicans.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: They do teach you that.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: That's what they say.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: You're not full Mexican, you're just Mexican enough to go
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: pick up a Mexican.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: They said the fridge fools, the air conditioning fools.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: A fool, how much fool? Yeah. You know enough fool,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: they both know enough to like.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: And the wood fools, the carpentry fools, screw and nail fool,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: they're on the right side.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Xavier's that one guy laughing in the back of a
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: belly room. I love these.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: There's hundreds of Xaviers all over, and they're all laughing, okay? Yeah, exactly.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: And then you walk in, and we all look at you,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: and then we laugh at you. Who the fuck is
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: this guy?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: It's from Popsicle Jokes.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Ray, Super Chats?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: I'm just letting it breathe, man.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Mute is Mike. Ray, Super Chats?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: For now, who?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Ezone?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Fernando and Tahoe, just want to drop a thank you.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: You guys rock. This is the bicep curl.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: So exciting, dog.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: It's already snowing.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: You know what, Nitty? I could turn them all against
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: you right now, dog. You know what? Giveaway's canceled.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Thanks to Nitty.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Express your hate, dog.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: See, guys? Giveaway's canceled because who has the true power? E-Zone.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: Express your hate. Ray, super chat.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Nitty. Fernando and Tahoe, put me again, coach.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Same team. Good luck, stoners.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: Good luck, homie. Buenas suertes. Good luck, guys.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Buena suerte. That motherfucker, good luck, dog. Hulk Hanz, good luck, dog.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: Sebastian Andres, buenos dias, fools watching live from the chamba.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Buenos dias, todo bien? En el jale.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Who's the mechanic or what?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: I only hear mechanics say chaleando.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: What is a chamba? Chamba's a job, so is jale, though.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: It's just slang, bro.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: A lot of slang.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Shay, you don't learn in Chicano Studies.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: Chamba? Yeah, Chamba, not Chamba.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: You learn that shit from actually working in it. You
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: should try it.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: No, they say you don't get it. We can't get Chamba.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: We don't have paper. So you go stand at the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Home Depot. And we get job. We get job. Stop
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: saying Chamba. We get job. Job.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: That's enough.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: Job.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: E-Win, what up, gang? Same team. Just moved to San Antonio, Texas,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: and feeling hella homesick. I miss L.A.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: Damn, San Antonio from L.A.? Don't.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Worry, it's about to get much like California.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: You think they're going to legalize it that fast?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: At least they're blue.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're blue now, so. You think they'll legalize weed
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: that fast?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Imagine if they left because it was going to be red.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: It'll be red, stay red.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: Next one, Commander Roach for everyone. Have you ever gotten
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: a cramp while fucking? Yes. Of course.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Not a good feeling.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking enough of you.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: Your fucking toes are on your legs. Like in the cab,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: and then you have to stand up, you get out,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: you're like.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: You gotta punch it, bro. You gotta punch the cramp.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Nah, I just stand up straight, bro. You stop? Bro,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: you're a whack, bro.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: You're a whack, bro.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: I let that bitch not even know, dog.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? You gotta time your cramp with
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: your cum.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: You actually get up and go like this.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: If you get a cramp on your fucking calf, dog,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: you have to stand up.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: You man that shit up and you're in the sixth game.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: This is fucking seventh game play right now, dog. You
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: got to make the three-pointer.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: You make it sound like it's never going to happen.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: You're in the game.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: It's a break, fool. You just going to let that
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: bitch like a starfish?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Dog, you literally just stop and then it goes away
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: and then you get back into it.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Is it cool if he stops? Is
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: it cool if he stops?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Is it cool if he stops?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: He's like, excuse me.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Excuse me for a moment. He's in the back. Yeah, bro.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Nah, you keep it going, bro. You push through it.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't know I was here with John Holmes and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: fucking like the super porn star of the year. Like
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Xavier doesn't fucking feel pain. I would like to see
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker get a crap and be like, you know what?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going to thug it out.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: This little fucking Christ for fucking less over here talking
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: about he can survive a fucking crap.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out. You got to time your nut
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: with your cramp at the same time.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: That's enough.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Are you okay? Big cum. Big cum.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: That's right, dawg.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Ustedes son una gran bola de pendejos, dawg.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: He's out there fucking stretching. He wants to yoga. He
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: wants to yoga. Move.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Give me a minute.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: You pause the music, too?
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: Move.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: To drink water, dog. You need to drink water before
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: you start fucking like that.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Get a banana. Minimum of two liters of water a day.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Come on, boys. Pick it up.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sewage water like Nitty.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: It's fine. As long as you're drinking something. Instead of
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: drinking Celsius's all day, cramping up.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker. Best way to learn a different language? Immersion.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: Immersion. That's what Nitty's doing.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like, can I join your Paisa Rasa podcast?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: You did join the number one Mexican podcast.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: How did I get here?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: You'll get there. You'll get there.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Hola.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to be here.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: Luis Diaz, I got a spider bite in los huevos
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: while working at the date. Trees, pit boss, didn't take
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: me serious. I got all hinchado. Went to hospital, cost
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: company 60 Gs.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: 60 Gs for a spider bite on his balls? Why
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: were his balls out? We would just let Xavier die, bro.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Where was he?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Goddamn. How did the spider get in your balls?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Unless it's like their uniform.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Yo, these guys don't give up. You ever heard that
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: song about the itsy bitsy spider, bro? These guys are relentless, dog.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: I bet you this fool didn't stop. Oh, the fly?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: When the fly got on my dick?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: When the fly got on your dick? You know what
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: you're doing? You're hoping for a spider in that moment.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: You're like, I wish a spider would just eat this
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: fucking fly right now. Always a fly, never a spider.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: Relatos de la Noche is the number one Mexican podcast
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: in the world.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: What? That's not what our podcast is called.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: We got Robin the Hood. Sends us the fucking pear.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: Good luck, pear.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: E-Win, I want to win that chili painting.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Good luck, homie. If you don't win it, you can
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: go buy it or go to her Instagram and she
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: will navigate you on how to get one.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: Chili. Chili.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: Seattle Learn Oak. Hey, you. What's up?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Hey, you, Pear. Hey, you. What's up?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker. Good luck, dog. E-win. Need TGE first place gift.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: We all do, right?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: You got this.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: Next one is from Seattle Learn Oak. Sends us the hearts.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: Aw.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker. Good luck.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Money, cool guy, hard, and the little chicken. The little
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: chick chick, baby chick. He wins. Same team.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: Same team, baby.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: Otelo fights. Shout out table. He spelled table wrong. Shout
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: out table. Going to see Felipe this weekend at the casino.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: And my homie, boy wants to go to the lady
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: club afterwards. Gotta be DD. Hashtag same team.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: That's right, dog. I did some maniac though. People that
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: go to the strip club sober are nuts.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Blocker.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: Harassing and just sober. Hello, ma'am.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: I would like to have sex with you. How are you?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know when you're going to be with Felipe, dog.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be with Felipe in Toronto, November 27th
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: and 28th. We got four shows. Come through. Say what up.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: 28th is also my birthday, so if you're in Toronto,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: come through. Shut up.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Felipe.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: Ewan, I really need that zip in Texas.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: Dejas. Dejas.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: It's a half zip, but good luck.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: Happy half.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: Sykes, what's good, y'all?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: What's up, homie?
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker painting.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, painting.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: E-win.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: Need that first place win.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: That's right, dawg. Good luck.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of you fools in there. Thank you
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: to every single one of you.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the red man's here, and it's... Party's here.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Party.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: Next one, Sykes. Luka Doncic for MVP this year, y'all.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Sheesh, bro. Maybe.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: He's been killing it, though.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: He's so European.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Basketball is making me money.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's go. Hell yeah.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Vintage love. Thanks for the laughs. I work from Alhambra.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: Alhambra. Alhambra.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: Sykes, you going to do any Thanksgiving type gear, G?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: Bring this one back.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: I already did and it's gone. Gone, dog. You just
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: missed out.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: You missed out, dude. E-Win. E-Win. Calmate. Calmate.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: Calmate.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: Calmate.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: You guys ever drink Clamato just straight from it?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: So it's not just a juice cocktail mix, right? You
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: can actually drink it.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: I think it's more tomato juice.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: Clamato is clam juice mixed with tomato juice. Okay. That's
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: how you do a Caesar properly.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's right.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: It's a drink.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: It's like, you guys call it a Bloody Mary, but
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: you guys use tomato juice and it's weird.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, so what's the Caesar?
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: You guys use Clamato. Yeah, it's Clamato. What do you
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: guys call it? A Caesar.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: It's a Bloody Mary, though.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: No, but you guys... It's a Bloody Maria if you
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: want tequila. No, because you use tomato juice. We use
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Clamato juice. Because Clamato, you can only get in Canada.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: It's a Canadian thing.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: Clamato is a Mexican thing.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: No, it's Canadian. Isn't Clamato a Mexican thing?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: Well, us Mexicans... Own it.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: I think we buy more of it.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: We do buy a lot of Clamato. That's how my
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: parents make the micheladas.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: It's V8, bro. Clamato.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: That's how we make the micheladas.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Clamato is not Mexican by origin.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: It was created and introduced in the United States.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: You guys don't have it.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: American origin, Clamato was developed in 1966 by so-and-so company
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: in Harlem, New York.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, do Caesar versus Bloody Mary. Here's what it is.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: Here's what it is. Caesar. It is the core ingredient
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: in the Caesars, a famous Canadian cocktail invented in Calgary,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: Alberta in 1969 and named Canadians National Cocktail in 2009,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: but that doesn't say you guys invented fucking.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: I love the way you read. You have to point
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: at every word.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should see it in my brain. I was
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: sounding it out real good. I was like, that shit, no.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: It's Canadian. Caesar.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: The drink is Canadian, but not the fuck version.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: It's a Canadian version.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Just because there's a lot of you guys in here
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: right now, I'll let you have it.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: That isn't yours.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: That is. Who do you think Mott is? Yes, that's
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: American propaganda.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Fake news. Yeah, fake news. Wow. All right. And let
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: me guess.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: Look, it all goes back to the patent. Who patented
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: it first? Next one. Dead presidents. The word of the day. Veto.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: We don't veto the same. Check out that episode. I
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: wonder how old that one is.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: I think he meant Vato. That is the episode. Yeah,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: We don't veto the same.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: All right. Everybody so far has entered.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, E-Win.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: Damn, that shit took forever.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: I bet. E-Win.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: Texas is a blue state.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: What a trip.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: Damn, bro.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker, good luck. Two stone to care. Thank you
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: for the pie slice. Well, it's not a pie. It's
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: a cake slice.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: With a candle.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: Pink cake with a candle. One Matthew. Yo, everyone is
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: having a great day. Same team.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, baby. Thank you.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: One Matthew. Asterisks.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Hope, everyone.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: E-Win.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: Hit that like and subscribe.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: For real.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: Hit that like and subscribe, people. Miguel. Same team.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: Same team.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: Same team.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker sends us the laughing fox.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: Good luck, dog.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: I had a lot of you fools today.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: E-Win, shout out to that motherfucker.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: Shout out to that motherfucker.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker at E-Win.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: Damn, dog.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: You're going back there.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: For $ 10.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: Yo, you guys same teaming each other, bro. That's hot.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: E-Win, I hope you win.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker soldies.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Soldies.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: Soldies. Hey, we got that boy booked.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: He's coming. He's coming. He's bullshitting, dog.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: That's why I didn't respond back to him whenever he
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: texted me. He's like, hey, you want to come on
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: the podcast? I left that fool unseen, dog. I was like,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: for flaking three fucking times already, dog. He's the only
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: fool that's allowed to flake because we actually like having
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: that fool.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: We love that fool. Tommy, three plates? Tommy's cool. He
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: looks like Slimer. You know he flaked at the Comedy
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: 420 show? Mm-hmm. No call, no show. I remember you
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: told me and.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: I was there and I was like, you could have
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: asked me to do it.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: You piece of shit.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: We were so busy.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: So sad. What a scumbag.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, guys. I wasn't even coked out yet. Nice keyword.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: Brody life.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: If voting actually made a difference, they wouldn't let us
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: do it. Hashtag same team. Hashtag swarm. Hashtag no more tortas.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: What? No more tortas. First of all.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: Say it to my face.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: They had a.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: They had a... We had a guy on, Scumbag.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know Scumbag. Yeah. Yeah, that fool says no tortas.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: He had a whole movement. He had no tortas 2027.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: That's wild for him to say that.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: Not really.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, for him to say that. Yeah, that's
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: what we said.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: I knew him.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: I've known him for like 10 years.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: Really? Real scumbag, huh?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Does he hang out with your husband? He hands out stickers.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: I know, right?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: That would be on brand for both of them, to
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: be honest.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: He was handing out stickers that say real men cheat. Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: He's a scumbag, bro.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: I used to do a podcast with a scumbag. Yeah,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: that was nuts, bro. He's cool, though. No, he's definitely
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: a cool guy, but he's a scumbag.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Scumbato. Scumbato.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: Cam D, team player, that motherfucker. Hope you are keeping track,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: E-Zone hearts.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Fool, I was quiet for like 10 fucking minutes making
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: sure I was doing that chill, dog.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: Tino Santos for 20 cents is the hippo one up.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: That's right. Hippo one up, dog. Right back at you.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: He win.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 6: Watch.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: I not win. Win nothing.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: That's because you're going to win right now.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: You're manifesting that.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Shit, bro. Yeah, exactly. You put that shit into the world, dog.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, manifest. Nitty's plane crashing back in Canada.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, hey.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: You guys see that plane crash? Fucking wishing me peace. Bro,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: you guys see that plane crash that happened?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: Dude, yeah, the private jet.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: What the fucking, did you hear the recording?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: What's the conspiracy?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 5: No, I haven't.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Bro, there's the recording of them.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sad for it.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: It's so sad.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 5: I can't listen to that.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: Dude, I guess the plane was going.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 4: Like, like, straight down, dog.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: No skype.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: Nose dive.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: What did she say?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Didn't he say it was a torpedo?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That's a conspiracy. There's a lot of conspiracies.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: Tell me the audio thing.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with the narrative. So there was
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: a flight that was going from Texas to the Bahamas.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: But in between that, you got to go to Florida.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: And it was very close. I'm just going to throw
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: it in. It had nothing to do with it. By Mar-a-Lago.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: So that's why the conspiracies are being up in the air.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: But it was this plane that was going. It was
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: like a 19-year-old chick with nine other people in the
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: fucking plane.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: And I guess.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: What was she doing?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: She was going on vacation?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: She was flying. They were going to the Bahamas.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, vacation. They're rich. What did that thing say?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: No, so she's obviously flying through the Bahamas and she
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: literally calls in because I think there was some little
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: bit of turbulence or like a storm. According to like
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: the aviation people, the winds went through some ice and
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: like the winds became fucking frozen. So once they become frozen,
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: they're not like, they're just metal. They're just sheets of metal.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: So I guess it started going down. And then you
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: can hear her saying, it's going down, it's going, you
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: can hear the... Yeah, I've heard that. It's sad, bro,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: because it sounds really.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: And the pilot, who's the pilot?
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: 19-year-old girl.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: The 19-year-old girl. And that's why they're fucking.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: Pressing it on why was she so young, inexperienced. It's
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: everywhere right now. Do we have those recordings for 9-11?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: There's tons of them, bro. And I'm sure there's things
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: that they never released to us. But for some reason,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: this is out. And that's another reason people think it's
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: a conspiracy, because why is it out so soon? Like,
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: why would they give us the recording of this family, like,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: these people dying?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 4: Leaked audio.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: And also, I don't think enough people are talking about it.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 5: A whole private jet nosedived into a community in fucking Florida.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 5: And not a lot of people are talking about it.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: You know what, though?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Florida kind of, they're just like, you know, every day.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Is an adventure.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: Shit happens a lot in Florida. I'm sorry.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, Florida, Floridians....
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Every single motherfucker I've met up over there, they're just
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: like cool with the most craziest shit happening because they
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: live in a fucking jungle.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: So it's just like, holy shit.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: Why has this never happened before? Why has the wind
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: never frozen and taking down a plane ever before? Why
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden?
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the whole, I mean, I mean, well,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: they got the aviation shit is on point, dog. You
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: think about how many planes fly and how often they
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: don't go down. They got everything on point. They're pretty
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: on set.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So why has this.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Because accidents happen. It was a private jet too.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: So maybe she just fucking didn't.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: Accident she fucked up.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: She didn't know.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: There was something where they told her she shouldn't have
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: been that high.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: You also got to remember that a lot of planes
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: are being made with a lot of new material and
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Anything from cracks in the wing because
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: of certain thing could fuck up a whole plane. Emirates
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: just had to recall a bunch of their big... And
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: that's one of the most expensive and top of the
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: line planes. fucking planes uh a company out there they
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: recalled a bunch of planes because the paint that they
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: used on the wings kept cracking they noticed that once
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: they have it on storage type of shit and you're
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: just like damn bro this is what happens when you
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: just keep trying to figure out a way to cut
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: corners i think you know what i.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: Mean like boils down to two things do you think
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: she was too young or it's because she was a woman.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 5: Look, I didn't know where that was going, but I
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: already know some fuck shit.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: I already know some fuck shit, dude.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: No, but it's just fucking sad.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 5: Definitely her age. I think it was her age.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: No, and it could have been a crazy accident. It
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: could have been a crazy accident.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: She just so happened to be a woman.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it could have been a crazy accident.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 5: It was, but it was sad. I wouldn't be able
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: to listen to that.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: For sure it's sad. Imagine someone was happy about it.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: That shit was crazy. Yeah, what the fuck? You see
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: the hole in the ground they made? God damn.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: That's a big hole. Okay.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: I got to check this out. I have not heard
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: nothing about it. Hollywood Turf Hogan, same team. I like
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: how your aura, dude. Dude, you got quite an aura
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: right now with the things you've been saying.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: Thanks, brother.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: Luis Diaz.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: I picked Andrew Tate.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: Luis Diaz, XG left. Mokos on Nitties Red Star.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a huge Kanye fan, so I'm with you on that.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Come on. What's your favorite song?
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: HH?
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: Anything off like the college dropout, whatever. That shit's hard.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: Kanye's the man, dude.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: 808's dope, too.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so good.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: Living in the movie's dope.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: Shout out, Kanye. If you want to come to the pod,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: just let us know, man.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: You're always invited.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: We do nots here if you really want to. Not
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: even if you really want to.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: If you just bring a thing. We won't even let
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: Eitan in the building that day if you want.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Do you do Nas with Kanye West?
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 5: No. I wouldn't do Nas ever with anyone.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done it?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: No. What if your kid was like your mom? Your mom? No, bro.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Even worse.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: No, exactly.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: Your mom.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: Would you slap him?
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Dad and my brother are going to do Nas. Oh,
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: hell no. Dad's bringing a tank. Damn.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: I believe that.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: Join us. No.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 5: I'll be damned.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Scumbags is coming.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: Diego. She just beats up everybody.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: Diego Marine. Backroom takes place in my city. I live
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: five minutes from that plaza. However, they didn't record in
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 4: my city. SMH.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: Okay. He's on.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: Check your DM.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: I won last Tuesday.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: I will check it, dog.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 4: That's quite a fucking super chat. Thank you, dog. Thank you,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: 420 AGA, for the super chance, the upside-down smile, the
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: fucking scream face, and the wink.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: Good luck, homie. Good luck.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: C10J, same team, homies.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: Salute.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Same team, baby. Good luck.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: Joaquin Rodriguez, saludos, big ups to the table. Same team.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: Yo E. Where's my prize? Still waiting patiently.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: Pull up on November 22nd.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: Everybody who claims a prize, I literally send you a
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: tracking number right after I'm like, here you go, it's sent.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: If you don't have a tracking number, I probably haven't
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: opened your DM yet.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: If you do have a tracking number, thanks for your
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: super chat and go ask that question to fucking USPS. Yeah.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: Straight up.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You don't tell me to say that.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: Robin the Hood sends us the number one fox. That
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 4: motherfucker sends us the angel emoji. Hulk hands. Good luck, dawg.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker. What's up, dawg?
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: Where is that fool who usually says it? Is that him? Yeah,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: that's him.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's a little pobres today. Only sending $ 1. 99. Yeah,
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: what a pobre. Well.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: That fool sent 100 bucks last episode.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: That's so real. That's so real, not Pobre. It made
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: him Pobre.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: Shout out Sombra. Shout out Chili Millie. Same team.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: That's right. Shout out Chili.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker trying to win some. Hence, all the small donations.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: We can tell.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: We can tell. He's on love with those small donations.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: Thanks to that motherfucker.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: They add up, dog. I know.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: Gilbert Partida, good luck. Juan Ortega, Freestyle Nitty, XG Jerky.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck you guys. Okay. XG makes jerky. When I pee,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: it's murky. I visit the store. There's an Indian guy. Clerky.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: All right. It was only two bucks. You get $ 2 bars. Oh, wow.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: You want $ 10 bars? I'm doing $ 10. I'll give you
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: $ 10 bars. Well, that's five bucks. They get one more line.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Kevin.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: Okay. Sorry. Sorry.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: Kevin Butler.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: We don't smoke the same. Same team. Peace.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: Same team.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: Same team.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: Kevin Butler. I like the photo.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: Brody Life. Shout out Kim Jong Poon. Supreme leader of
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: the Puh.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: Shout out. Shout out.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker. No more of Nitty's Freestyles, por favor.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: I agree. Yo, for 10 bucks, I got you, dog.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: Joaquin Rodriguez.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: Zip zap.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 3: No more. I'm off tour. Sorry, be real. I can't
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: make it. They're in their field.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: Next one. Joaquin Rodriguez sends us the Fox. I think
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: he's blowing into a tissue or some shit. Also 420,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: number one, Hippo, one up. Fernando and Tahoe, Daisy, keep
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 4: up the good work. Get Stevon on the show.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: We've had her on.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: I should book her again.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 5: We should do it together.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. No, we had, we had, we had Stevano bring.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: One of our homegirls.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, I know. It didn't go well.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: Mala, and she didn't appreciate the, uh.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: She didn't appreciate Xavier, most of all.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 5: I think it's, like, the humor in general.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: Who wasn't, who didn't appreciate her?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: Some girl named Mala, she's, like, a feminist, like. And
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: she's cool, like, I'm not even hating, but she didn't
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: know where she was coming.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 5: She has an image to uphold.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: What did you say?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: Does not, her, like.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: I know, her image to hold is, I know who her,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: do you have, I don't, I'm gonna let it go.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: all right but uh she came in here and she
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: just didn't listen to the pod and like she just
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: dude this is what we did what we do so
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: she didn't listen to and she came in here and
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: then i would say a couple things and she's like
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: you're so misogynistic and i don't tell me like then
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: i just started being like saver got hard No, I
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: just started like, I started really leaning into misogyny. And
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: then at one point I was like, well, if I
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: see a girl, I go, she's like, no, you don't.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I do.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: And then he's almost, he's on.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: Kind of felt the vibe. He's like, yeah, he does.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: And then Sivana's like, why did you bring me to
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: hang out with these fucking men? And I was like,
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: I was just, at that point, no, after I guarantee
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: you she said that.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she told you. Sivana was so
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: cool about it, though.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a fucking Tuesday to her.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, no, for real, her and I should do
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: it together. Her and I together is cool. We have
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: a good time.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a A year later, she was like,
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: can you guys take the episode down?
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: I know why, too. I'll let you know later, though.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 4: We're still thinking about it. Also, 420 senses the number
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 4: one foam and grimace. E-Zone, Trump voice.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: We lost America. There you go. Are they going to
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: release the files or what? Are you going to be
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: in the files, homie?
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: Homie!
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: It's up to they, them, or her.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: That's good. I like your sad trumpet.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: Man, fuck that fool. It's me, Josue Cactus. Samwise the Great. Yo,
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: let's get Rock Samson back on and predict also CCC.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: CCC.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: That fool was having paranormal stuff happen in front of
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: his house.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: Supposedly. Those were crazy, bro.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: We had those demons outside his house and he was
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: all screaming at them. Remember when they shot his car?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I don't know nothing about that.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: This fool just kept getting into just random... And then
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: the crazy thing is that... Don't hit me up saying
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: I said anything. He would post it on Instagram and
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: I'd just be... Remember the dog food fight? What?
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: When he got free dog food at Petco because they
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: were about to close?
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Dog, this fool.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: And the pistachios?
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: All right, next question. Dog.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: Next one. We got to have Predict back in here. CCC. CCC.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: He was in the chat earlier.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: Was he?
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Shout out to him. Okay.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: Big Bliss.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: XG wears soccer cleats with a polo and shorts.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, dog, when I was a kid, bro, I had
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: my soccer cleats in my backpack, dog, and shorts under
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: my jeans because I was ready. Cascarita any time, bro.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me Chivas Atlas. Don't talk to me soccer.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, is there soccer? We're playing, homie.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: See, that ball is playing.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: Nice to play, too. Yeah.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: Elementary, I always had cleats on me, ready to go
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: at Reese's. Walking in the hallway with cleats. Yep, ready
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: to go at Reese's, dog. And I'm also not bending
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: my fucking Air Force Ones. I can't put a crease
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 2: in those either. I was trying to be free. Fresh
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: to play soccer at the same time.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. I love soccer.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 3: You had real Air Force Ones? Your parents got you
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: real Air Force Ones?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: Dude, very rarely, but at one point, you know how-
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: They're Air Force Ones. Dude, let me tell you. So
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: I bought the white ones because those were the Air
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: Force Ones, the Nelly ones, the real original ones. And
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: I bought them and my dad bought them for Christmas
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: for me. And they were cool for a little bit,
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: but then I started playing soccer with them. And they
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 2: got green at the bottom. I got mad. And now
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: my dad was like, well, I told you, take care
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: of them. So then I kind of wanted new ones.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: And my dad was like, we got white paint.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 7: I just spray paint them like for like every other
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 7: like week and it would work and I would just
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: go play soccer and I was like oh it worked
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 7: for a cool minute yeah you're broke as fuck and
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 7: then I learned to get black ones after that when
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 7: I got when I was able to get we.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: Have more black spray paint black one.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah being broke sucks.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 4: Next one, Browsy420, Arriba Los Pobres. Twins will be $ 11. 21.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 3: Mama. We got paid, so give an extra one. Mama.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: Call them poor, Mama.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: These little fucking babies are evil, dog.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: What's up? That's what's happening, bro.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: Mama.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: They're poor, mama. Tell them.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker's sodies.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: Sody king. Fucking sodies, dog.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, we got to have like your homie that draws
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: blood come test Tommy's blood.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: Sugar on the show. Oh, sure. It just comes out
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: But after he drinks the two liters.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: It's fucking glucose.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: We're going to have Tommy drink a two liter Coke
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: throughout the whole show. That's why he hasn't fucking show up.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 3: Yo, people do that like. Three of those a day.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: He claims to eat, drink that shit like it's nothing,
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: so we're going to put him to the test. I'm like,
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: go for a handle. Put him to the test. He's
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: got to do Mountain Dew, though. I remember, dude, when
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: he first came to George's, he was more like a
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: circus animal. There was times that we would tell him,
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: chew this lollipop, and he would just grab it. It
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: would disappear. Like a piranha, bro. One bite, and then
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: the stick would just come out. And then you'll hear
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: the crunching. That fool's chewing rocks. I'm like, bro, your
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: fucking teeth.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: Well, he didn't give a fuck.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: This is like, I'm telling you, we treated him more like...
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: And then that's when we would do a bunch of coke.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: And we're like, do that line, Tommy. Where'd you find him?
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 5: Where'd you find him?
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: He used to have coke. A tow truck shop. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: What's funny about Tommy... Tommy has done a lot of things,
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: but he used to have a backwoods company. He used
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: to make pre-rolled backwoods.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: Beeswoods.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Called Beeswoods. And he got connected with George because he
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: went to George's comedy show and he was like, these
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: are my backwoods. Let me sponsor the George Press stories.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: And at that time, we had just started doing George
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: Press stories.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: George was like, free weed?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: Tommy started coming around, and that was kind of just
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: a funny character. And eventually, a guest flayed. And George
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: was like, give this fool a mic, bro. And from
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: there on, this fool just hasn't stopped, dog, singing.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 5: He sings.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: And then we treated him like I told you. We
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: had him biting into lollipops.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 5: That's wild.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: Then he started doing a bunch of lines with us.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: And then he'd drive home, too. We'd be like, dude,
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: he's going to drive. And we'd be like, give him
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: another one. With a newborn.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Remember, Scarlett on Fire?
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: Shout out to three plates. Next one.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: Next one. Browsy420 gives us the hot dog. For an 80.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 4: At Mar de Mar.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: Browsy sends us the black cat.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: Mama, send them bad luck, mama.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: Brody Live. Hey, good luck, doc. Good luck, Browzy. Benjamatic. Well, damn,
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 4: I'm late again. Hashtag same team.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: Globito.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Globito, dog. Same team.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 4: Luis Diaz. Shout out Butch Escobar headlining my comedy show.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. We got that, dog.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: We got that full booked. He's booked. He's coming on
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: in like a couple weeks.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 1: We got to have him and Rodrigo to see who
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 1: has the loudest fucking laugh, dog.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, combo.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally the loudest. Those two guys have the loudest.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like, bro, when they laugh, They hear
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 1: it on Skate and Roll, dog.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 4: Like, yo.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: It's that frequency. It's that type of laugh.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 1: It doesn't even take much, dog. Well, you see, it's
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: hard to make Rodrigo laugh. But Butch, dog, he's like, look, fool,
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: you made a mistake.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yo. Butch laughs loud, dog.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: I love Butch.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: When I listen to History for Fools, or he's on
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: fucking Felipe's podcast, I'd be on level two, dog.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: Because that fool's laugh is loud, dog. Shout out to Butch.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Butch. That motherfucker, $ 50... Super chat. No
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: more freestyles.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: As you wish. Two weeks.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 4: Two weeks, no freestyles. Holy shit. The money talks, dog.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: 50 bucks, dog.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: You got retired, dog.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: You're out, dog.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: Put down the mic.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 3: Your honor. Whatever you want, dog.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 2: But if somebody fucking hated it that much.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: For 10 bucks, I'll do it again.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: Nah, this fool gets at least one full episode of
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: no freestyles. You pay 50 bucks, bro.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 4: No, you gotta get 50 dollars. You gotta get 50
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 4: dollars worth of super chats to get back.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: No, you just gotta break the curse. 10 bucks. Nah.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 4: That's easy, dog.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: They gotta do 51, dog.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 3: This is how you know if you really want it.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: They gotta do 51 bucks or more to break the curse, dog.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 3: $ 10. 51 and I'll freestyle again. No. That's how I know
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: you're on. It's got to add up. You're on the
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 3: Itty Bitty Nitty Committee.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: Next week, it's for just the one, two.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: Listen, if you're part of the Itty Bitty Nitty Committee,
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: 1051 and I'll freestyle again. That motherfucker said.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: He agreed to stop. There you go. For 50 bucks, though?
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: If somebody does 51.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: This guy doesn't like it.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 4: Next one. Next one, we got Browzy. Gives us the banana.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 3: Banana mama.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 4: That motherfucker, the last super chat. Y'all have a good day.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: Saludos.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 3: Saludos, fool.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be lit all day because of this fucking.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 3: Red eyes, dog. For real. All right.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: That's the last one?
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: Let's fucking pick the winners. Good luck.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 4: Good luck.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 2: Everybody is in the wheel.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: Xavier, am I right? You've seen that I added fucking everybody.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: This is a lot of people, dog.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: Look at us. Look at that shit. Well, good luck.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: There's a fuckload of you fools in there.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: He's on dead fucking go through them all. All right,
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: you guys. Good luck.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: Third place is going to be going to, which is
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 1: the Bag of Jerky and the Polak.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: We don't have a fourth place. Yeah, right off the bat. Browsy.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 3: Mama.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: There you go. Now you get to try the jerky, mama.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 5: Mama.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: We did it, mama. Look at us. Look at us, mama. Congratulations.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 1: She got the Polack and the jerky. Second place, which
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: is the 7Gs of Craft Cartel. And that is going
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: to be going to... Damn, that shit paid off for
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: that fool. That motherfucker. You won something, dog.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to get five free freestyles on a
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: tape from me. That's what we're sending you.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: You click it, dog.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: The last one.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: All right, this is for first place. Mom, baby. I
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: don't know who's going to be getting it. Who's going
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 2: to be getting it? Who's going to be getting it?
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 3: Ma, ma.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a lucky motherfucker, dog.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 4: Sykes562, dog.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: All right. Yeah, congrats, dog. Dog, people are going to
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: be hating on Browzy, bro. She wins on the right day.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 3: People are mad at that motherfucker. See, it's not a
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 3: lot of people.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 2: People are mad at Sykes.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: It's the same two people. Oh, hater ass.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: Not a hater.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 3: They want me to keep rapping is what they're mad about.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to everybody that entered the Super Chats.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 2: Let me see. Should we do one more? Yeah, do
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 2: one more, dog. What did you want to do? You
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 2: want to give them more jerky? Yeah, I want some
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 2: beef jerky in there.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 1: Put some nitty papers in there. We were not on
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 1: nitty papers, dog.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, one mixtape from me.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 2: All right. There you go. This is.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: Xavier's going to be giving me some beef jerky, and
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: I'll hook you up with another Polak.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 2: And this one, next winner is going to be.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 3: Good luck, guys.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 2: Someone new. Come on. That motherfucker already won.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, run it again.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, run it again. No, run it again.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 3: It's fixed, bro.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: You see how it's not fixed? All right. It is E-Win.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 2: There you go, E-Win.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 3: They won.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what. He did win a lot. That's what's up, dog.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: Make sure you guys hit me up and send me
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 1: the episode you guys won on.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: So make sure you guys.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: Keep, you know, entering. And look, man, it's an odds game, man.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: These fools that fucking win, they be entering this shit
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: a lot, bro. Like, it's kind of one of those
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: things where it's like, bro, if you bought like 10
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 1: raffle tickets and the other person just did one, it's.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 2: Like, bro, they got better odds. Next week, we got
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: another one of these. Yeah, we got the last one.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 3: The last one. And the other one's dope, too. I'm
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 3: not going to show it until fucking Tuesday.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: Let's give it up for our guest, Daisy, coming.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: Up in the house. Yay.
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: You got anything you got coming up? Like, any shows?
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 5: January 16 at the Sound of Comedy Club in Bellflower.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 5: Just keep an eye on my Instagram at Daisy Rocks
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 5: underscore comedy. R-O-X-X.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 2: Go watch your reels if you haven't. Really funny ass skit.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: Share them.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 3: That's real.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: Repost it.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 5: Yes. Share, repost, like, comment, follow me if you want
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 5: to live.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 3: Xavier?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: Hit that like button, subscribe. Like I said, next Tuesday,
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 2: we're going to be raffling off more canvases. And if
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: you didn't get it, go to chillamilly.com or go to
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: our Instagram.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 3: Go get that.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, we'll do another fucking half zip next Tuesday.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: So I already put it to the side. So just
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: look forward to next Tuesday.
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So we'll be here.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: Hit that like button, subscribe. Go check out my XG
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: Marks the Spot YouTube channel. And shout out to the winner.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 2: And that's about it.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys. Ray?
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Daisy for coming through. God, wifey, and
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 4: people who tune into this podcast. Morning Shop Films is
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 4: the website.co. Morning Real Podcast, check out. You can see everything, review,
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 4: and the film itself. Oscar winner, what's up?
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 3: Shout out to you guys for listening. This is the
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 3: number one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank you guys
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 3: for being here. I'm going to be at the Comedy
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 3: Store Saturday night. The Belly Room, live from the Belly Room,
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 3: come through. And shout out to the Itty Bitty Nitty
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: Committee out there. Thank you, guys. I won't ever stop rapping.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 3: That motherfucker can't hold me down. Should have super excited earlier.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 3: You wasted that for the end of the episode because
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 3: tomorrow I'm coming in hot with a freestyle.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, you think by the end of the year you'll
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: be able to say number one podcast in the world
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 2: in Spanish?
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, for sure. I'll be able to say it
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 3: by next episode. I promise.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 3: I like that. Numero uno, Mexican podcasto.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: We'll work on that.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 4: You got the big part.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 2: Now you just got to figure out how to put
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 2: it together.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: Mucho gusto.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: Salud to everybody who tuned in today. Make sure you
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: guys hit that thumbs up. Salud to everybody who's going
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: to be going out there to Dia de los Deftones.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 2: If I go, I'll see you there. I don't know yet.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 2: I haven't had confirmations. Also, go to the website. There's flavorsbaizone.com.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of new stuff that I will be
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: adding today, including all the three designs that were available
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 1: exclusively at Comic-Con. There's a few of them, a bunch
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 1: of crewnecks that are going to be going up there
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 1: as well. Also, save the date, November 21st and 22nd,
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: High Hungry Mercadito is going to be going down at
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: Coreas Mariscos.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: Plenty of parking, and it's free because it's the weekend.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 1: Free entrance, and I got up to, like, 15 to
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 1: 20 vendors.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: So they're all different.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: And if you're trying to vend, uh, as long as
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: you're not selling food and you have like your own craft,
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: let me know.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: I'll give you, you know, give you an opportunity to come, uh,
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: kick it with us. Yeah.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys pull up for that. Also
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: a whatnot going down tomorrow.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah. Tomorrow's Friday. Yeah. Going down tomorrow. So if
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: you're trying to come up on, uh, be reals, DVD collection,
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: you guys can bid on that.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 1: And, uh, with that being said, uh, your orders will
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: be going out from the secret menu right after this. And,
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 1: Just check your tracking numbers. And if anybody has a
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 1: hookup on tires, hit me up.