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G's Spot · Aired Out

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Speaker 1: Peace and someple and someple.
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Speaker 2: All right, good morning everybody, and welcome to air it out.
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Speaker 2: It is another day, is it is a beautiful, beautiful
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Speaker 2: sunny day.
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Speaker 3: How sol jeez, what's what? Why are you shooting your head? Buddy?
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Speaker 4: Oh cold?
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Speaker 3: I'm dressed like winter already.
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Speaker 2: There's a little bit of a nip in the.
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Speaker 3: Air, ye nip. At nighttime, it gets so damned cold,
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Speaker 3: and Jed runs the air conditioner and the fan in
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Speaker 3: the bedroom, so I'm freezing my ass off. And then
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Speaker 3: I get up and the first thing I do is
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Speaker 3: a hot shower, put on sweats and yeah, and then
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Speaker 3: there's whatever the hell you're supposed to be these days.
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Speaker 2: I'm embracing as much of summertime as possible.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm embracing winters around the corner. Even the trees
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Speaker 3: are dropping their leaves.
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Speaker 2: Labor Day week well, they're starting to change a little bit,
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Speaker 2: but Labor Day weekend is like what the official or
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Speaker 2: unofficial end.
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Speaker 3: And it started before Labor Day, all right. And now
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Speaker 3: they're saying it's going to snow before Halloween and it's
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Speaker 3: going to be one of the coldest winters. And January
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Speaker 3: and February batting down the hatches.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, but on the calendar, calendar doesn't mean shitting Vermon.
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Speaker 2: On the calendar, Monday is Labor Day.
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and on my body, two weeks ago was winter.
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Speaker 3: But on the calendar, yeah, okay, what the hell are
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Speaker 3: you supposed to be?
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Speaker 2: Monday is Labor Day, so technically it is still summertime.
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Speaker 3: By tell that to the leaves and the plants that
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Speaker 3: are all going to sleep.
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Speaker 2: You have to you have to embrace everything as much
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Speaker 2: as possible, buddy, You gotta hang on to things.
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Speaker 3: You look stupid.
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Speaker 2: You know what's burning my ass this morning?
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Speaker 3: You drink?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 3: Is it all that? God him pumpkin spices out? Oh god,
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Speaker 3: what is that all? I can't even look at you?
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Speaker 3: What is that? Pumpkin spice? Every And that's when you
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Speaker 3: know winter's come in too. I don't know why we
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Speaker 3: have to rushing.
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Speaker 2: Dunkin donuts, pumpkin spice, everything, pumpkin spice. Chrylyn just just
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Speaker 2: went chopping and got the pumpkin spice creamer, oh my god, everything,
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Speaker 2: and the pumpkin spice candles. Now we've got to have
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Speaker 2: the the cinnamon scented uh pine cones.
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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yeah, and Jed starts doing the eggnog
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Speaker 3: in his coffee and doing these are you serious right now?
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Speaker 3: And that and that pine smell from a Christmas tree
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Speaker 3: candles and wax that he burns and loves to smell,
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Speaker 3: and I'm like, burn that one week before Christmas and
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Speaker 3: throw it away one week after Christmas.
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Speaker 2: I want to smell, but not now.
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Speaker 3: I still have lilac smell in my house.
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Speaker 2: That's what I was just going to say. Yes, I
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Speaker 2: still I want the summertime smell.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that I I agree with. I like the
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Speaker 3: I like the fresh smell of flowers, fresh linen, you know, flowers. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: but yeah, No, he's into that pumpkin spice and he's
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Speaker 3: into that that that that that.
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Speaker 2: Christ Everybody's sleep. And I understand, you know, I mean,
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Speaker 2: at some point, I got to shift all the T
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Speaker 2: shirts out of the closet and start bringing out the
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Speaker 2: sweatshirts and the long sleeved shirts and I'm wearing I'm
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Speaker 2: wearing jeans today.
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Speaker 3: So with a hula outfit, it's not.
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Speaker 2: A hula outfit, buddy, it's just my way of flipping
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Speaker 2: off Jack Frost.
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Speaker 3: The only thing good about that outfit is that your
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Speaker 3: wife is all over the shirt.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Lily and Lily, Lily's on there too.
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Speaker 3: That's the only thing good about the shirt. But I
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Speaker 3: bet you I could get that same wife and Lily
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Speaker 3: on a sweatshirt. Good point wearing a hood. What is
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Speaker 3: that stupid thing you're drinking out of?
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Speaker 2: It's a little bit of a summer cocktail. I'm hanging on, buddy,
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Speaker 2: I'm hanging on with dear life. Oh God, I don't
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Speaker 2: give a shit. It's still summertime until Monday. You have
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Speaker 2: not had any coffee this morning. Not in the good
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Speaker 2: God is going on.
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Speaker 3: I have to have hand surgery today, so I'm not
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Speaker 3: allowed to eat or drink anything. And the surgery is
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Speaker 3: until two o'clock, so.
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Speaker 2: I have to Literally, you're a groutch ass. Yeah, you're angry.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the F?
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Speaker 3: Please? This two weeks ago I was supposed to have
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Speaker 3: this hand surgery, okay, and my surgery was at three
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Speaker 3: two weeks ago. Had no all morning, no coffee, noting,
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Speaker 3: nothing all afternoon. Get there, checked in, sitting waiting, and
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Speaker 3: the nurse comes out, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have
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Speaker 3: to cancel you today, and we schedule and I'm like.
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Speaker 2: Talking to you like you're a baby.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And I looked at her and I'm sorry, but
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Speaker 3: the lack of caffeine kicked in.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she says there was an emergency and the
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Speaker 3: doctor has had to take care of her us.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and about to be an emergency right here.
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Speaker 3: And I looked at it.
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Speaker 2: Did anyone get hurt?
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Speaker 3: No, okay, I said. I looked at her and I said,
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Speaker 3: you know what, I understand that he was doing surgery
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Speaker 3: and there was an emergency, I says, I hope the
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Speaker 3: patient is okay. I says, however, I haven't had any coffee.
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Speaker 3: You could have called and said, hey, gee, we're running behind,
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Speaker 3: not sure what's gonna happen, stand by, instead of making
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Speaker 3: me drive all the way there. And by the way,
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Speaker 3: you're not allowed to have deodorant on for surgery. So
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Speaker 3: I had no deodorant on, no coffee. Stop drinking that
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Speaker 3: freaking drink okay. And yeah, so this time it's at
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Speaker 3: two o'clock instead of three. That I guess they wanted
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Speaker 3: to get in an hour early. And yeah, so I
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Speaker 3: so that's yeah, okay, So you're hungry and you're thirsty.
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Speaker 3: I'm hungry and I'm no cappuccino this morning.
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Speaker 2: That's not good.
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Speaker 3: And that's long on so many levels. Yeah, no, not good.
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Speaker 2: Before there's so many things I want to talk to
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Speaker 2: you about. That about the weather and birthdays. Okay, do
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Speaker 2: we have that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? We do, because every time we get going, we
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Speaker 3: forget all those people I have been born and blessed
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Speaker 3: stuss with their presence, and forget that the weather just
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Speaker 3: sucks people, the weather. It's getting colder. There's your weather forecast.
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Speaker 3: Thank you people, Happy birthday of today's your day. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: let's move on. Oh my god, that was that was
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Speaker 3: so rude. It was Hey, if you han't a birthday today,
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Speaker 3: were air for you? All right?
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Speaker 2: Birthdays today? I got them right here. John Slocum, h
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Speaker 2: Morgan Benoit or is it ben.
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Speaker 3: Meanmoir?
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Speaker 2: Mariah Lynn, Eric Leuman, let's see Joanne Wallbridge, Allen, Jay Marie.
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Speaker 2: Is today the twenty eighth? Yes it is?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Uh and that's I think Oh wait hold on, yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's it. Okay, that's it for birthdays. That was simple, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: very simple. Weather forecast. H I think it's pretty good.
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Speaker 3: It's sunny, going to go up into the mid seventies.
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Speaker 3: Tonight down into the.
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Speaker 2: Fifties, seventies tonight. Let's see forty degrees this morning in Cabot,
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Speaker 2: says Shirley.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow, they're up to fifty seven right.
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Speaker 3: Now, forty three in Barry this morning?
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Speaker 2: Was it really?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: You know there's going to be frost on the pumpkins soon.
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Speaker 2: I know, more reason to get out the pumpkin spice.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually put my mums out today. Ooh did
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Speaker 3: you Yeah, because I knew that it was time. So
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Speaker 3: I went to Costco and I bought those big ass mums.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, and they're in my planter's nice front. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Becky is saying her birthday is Sunday. Becky's a huge
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Speaker 2: fan of you.
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Speaker 3: Becky, Happy birthday, have a wonderful time.
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Speaker 2: We don't have a number here, but it's her birthday Sunday.
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Speaker 3: Well, based on how she looks, i'd say she's about
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Speaker 3: forty eight.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I wonder if Becky will come in here.
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Speaker 2: I wonder if she'll man up and come in here sometimes.
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Speaker 3: And Crystal needs to come in and sit with me
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Speaker 3: and do a show because Crystal's a character.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, forecast, yes, sunny to start out today afternoon,
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Speaker 2: cloud's coming in seventy six degrees. See, this summer is
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Speaker 2: still happening. It's still still happening.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's happening.
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Speaker 2: You can tonight at thunder Road partly cloudy. It looks
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Speaker 2: like it's perfect racing weather. Fifty four degrees. I mean,
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Speaker 2: that's that's perfect. That doesn't get any better than that.
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Speaker 2: So it's gonna be four degrees. It's gonna be amazing.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be amazing. Run what you brung night, by
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Speaker 2: the way at thunder Road.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
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Speaker 2: You run what you brung. So you bring something and
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Speaker 2: you get out on the track and you race it.
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Speaker 3: That's dumb.
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Speaker 2: That's not dumb.
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Speaker 3: That's a lot not Listen.
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Speaker 2: If you got an old car sitting around.
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Speaker 3: Listen, I not a a racing fan because I and
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Speaker 3: Jed we don't see the logic of a car going
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Speaker 3: around in a circle five hundred times.
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Speaker 2: It's it's stupid, burning gas. Yeah, it's just dumb. We
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Speaker 2: don't like it.
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Speaker 3: It doesn't.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Becky used to like you. Now she knows because no,
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Speaker 2: not anymore. Huge race fan. Come on, she says, she's
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Speaker 2: going to be out racing tonight, Becky, I want to
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Speaker 2: know what you're bringing. I want to know what you're bringing.
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Speaker 3: You're my pres.
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Speaker 2: Now now she's this is okay.
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Speaker 3: Now, I don't have coffee, so cut me some slack today.
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Speaker 3: God no coffee.
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Speaker 2: Friday's forecast. We have a tomorrow steady rain in the morning,
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Speaker 2: which is great news, man, we need it badly.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 2: Looks like showers continuing in the afternoon tomorrow too. Highs
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Speaker 2: around sixty five degrees.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually going to start tonight like middle of
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Speaker 3: the night, the rain.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right after it's under road racing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then Saturday looks like a cloudy day, chance of
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Speaker 2: arrange shower sixty four Sunday the better of the two
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Speaker 2: seventy three with intervals of sunshine. So there you have it.
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Speaker 2: I want to talk about the real quick here, the
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Speaker 2: one forty three Main Street initiative right here on North
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Speaker 2: Main Street. Yesterday, just did a quick live stream from
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Speaker 2: the sidewalk showing everyone the little thermometer that's been on
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Speaker 2: the side of the JJ Newberry building. Now and the
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Speaker 2: Bury Area Development Corps has been trying to campaign to
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Speaker 2: raise eight hundred and fifty donations donations eight hundred and
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Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars for the city to be able to
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Speaker 2: acquire that price property right. The the city manager has
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Speaker 2: been on several times, Steve McKenzie's been on several times
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Speaker 2: from Barry Area Development, and they're saying all of this
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Speaker 2: with the hopes of demolishing the building, which is beyond yep, condemning.
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's bad.
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Speaker 3: Turning it into a weed space, I mean a green.
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Speaker 2: Space, green space for a couple of years until developers
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Speaker 2: can get bids.
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Speaker 3: The weeds could grow and the bums can throw their
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Speaker 3: garbage and all that.
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Speaker 2: Stuff so that we can figure out, you know, retail
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Speaker 2: and housing.
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Speaker 3: Right, that's they really shouldn't be putting housing on Main Street.
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Speaker 3: But let's move on from that topic.
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Speaker 2: All right. The bottom line is Steve McKenzie reached out
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Speaker 2: and told me they've got seven hundred and fifty thousand
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Speaker 2: dollars raised. Eight point fifty is what's needed to why
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Speaker 2: you and I just write a check to sign this
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Speaker 2: and get it inked?
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Speaker 3: And why when I just write a check. Here's I
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Speaker 3: didn't say. It's kind of clear. Here's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 3: The owners of the building Jeff Jacobs and the other guy,
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Speaker 3: Steve whatever the hell have said. Originally they wanted over
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Speaker 3: a million dollars, and then I think they brought it
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Speaker 3: down to a million. Then they brought it down to
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Speaker 3: eight fifty, and they're like, not a dime less. We
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Speaker 3: want eight fifty or it's no deal. We need one
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Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars by Tuesday. Yep, Tuesday is September second,
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Speaker 3: and that's the cutoff. I said yesterday. I feel like
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to be careful with what I say a
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Speaker 3: little bit. Let me say this, I wouldn't be surprised
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Speaker 3: if there was someone who was waiting to see how
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Speaker 3: much money was going to get put into the pot,
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Speaker 3: right up until the eleventh hour, and.
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Speaker 2: The eleventh hour say what do we owe? What's the
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Speaker 2: difference to get the eight point fifty? Here's a check, right.
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying I wouldn't be stunned, right. I wouldn't
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Speaker 2: be stunned if they didn't make it.
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Speaker 3: So interesting. I mean, I wouldn't be stunned at the
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Speaker 3: eleventh hour either. But I'm just saying it's a toss
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Speaker 3: up now, you know, it's a race to the finish. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: so we have to wait and see.
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Speaker 2: I mean, how the hell or we as a community
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Speaker 2: supposed to pull together one hundred k in h between
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Speaker 2: now and Tuesday.
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Speaker 3: You never know, we could have a Bakesdale.
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Speaker 2: Keeking Bradley.
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Speaker 3: Oh god, here is golf a.
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Speaker 2: Professional golfer born in Woodstock, Vermont. Yes, incredibly successful.
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Speaker 3: He has come up in the ranks over the last
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Speaker 3: few years.
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Speaker 2: He has big time yep. And the Ryder Cup is coming.
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Speaker 2: That's when the top twelve Americans take on the top
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Speaker 2: twelve Europeans and they're.
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Speaker 3: Doing it in beth Page, Long Island, Yes, which I
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Speaker 3: grew up in that area, not in beth Page, but
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Speaker 3: I used to go to Old beth Page, which is
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you know. In beth Page they
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Speaker 3: have a whole area that is literally the people dress
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Speaker 3: up from the old days, you know, they churn butter
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Speaker 3: and they do this and everybody's character and they bring
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Speaker 3: a lot of school kids there for field trips and stuff.
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Speaker 3: And it's called the Old beth Page. So yeah, so
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Speaker 3: they can be playing at the beth Page at the
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Speaker 3: golf course.
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Speaker 2: There well, the PG. So so the PGA wants Keegan
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Speaker 2: Bradley to be the captain of the American team, right,
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Speaker 2: and the PGA and Keith and Bradley have apparently invited
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Speaker 2: Donald Trump right.
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Speaker 3: There. I'll be there, I tell you right now, I'll
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Speaker 3: be there and I'll drop bulls if I have to cheat,
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Speaker 3: but I'll be there. That wasn't very good, buddy. But
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Speaker 3: he's he's going. He is going, he is, He's gonna
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Speaker 3: waddle that fat ass.
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Speaker 2: Now, Keegan. Apparently, Keegan, Bradley and the PGA are taking
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Speaker 2: some heat for inviting.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely, and.
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Speaker 2: Some Vermonors are saying Keegan should should not only not
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Speaker 2: be the captain, but shouldn't play right.
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Speaker 3: Well because he's never he's never politically gotten involved in anything,
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Speaker 3: and this he decides to take his platform politically on
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Speaker 3: this topic.
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Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. I I don't know if I
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Speaker 2: agree with that. I just by inviting the president, does
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Speaker 2: that mean he's a Trumpster? Does that mean that he's
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Speaker 2: a right wing wacko? I mean, it doesn't mean Why
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Speaker 2: can't he just invite the president? Why can't we just
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Speaker 2: do it based on his credit and based on what
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Speaker 2: he's capable of.
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Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm saying, you know what I mean,
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Speaker 3: invite whoever you want. You can invite Putin for all
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Speaker 3: I care. Doesn't mean you're not a good golfer, and
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Speaker 3: it doesn't mean you can't represent you know, yourself and
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Speaker 3: your country.
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Speaker 2: We're on the same page.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think Trump should focus on more important
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Speaker 3: things than going and sitting his fat, wadily ass down
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Speaker 3: and watching somebody play because you know he's not gonna
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Speaker 3: walk the course. He's too fat for that. Okay, he
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Speaker 3: should be He should be at home at that White
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Speaker 3: House doing business because there's a lot of business that
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Speaker 3: needs to be taken care of. Not his business, not
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Speaker 3: his monkey business, not his lies, but real business that
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Speaker 3: needs to be taken care of instead of him going
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Speaker 3: to golfing. Yeah, it seems he always focuses on golf
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Speaker 3: when something serious is happening, like the shootings that just happened. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: oh yeah, Okay, Now he's probably gonna send the military
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Speaker 3: over there because he's going to make that place safe.
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Speaker 2: Now we just said, we've got some comments coming in here.
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Speaker 2: Whoa Stacy says he's not playing. He chose a couple
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Speaker 2: of rookies be up with the very latest because the
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Speaker 2: last I heard he was going to be going and
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Speaker 2: playing and representing America.
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: It became political. It's supposed to be golf, and now
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Speaker 3: it's a political thing again. All right.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too bad.
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Speaker 3: It's way too bad, because that should not be It
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Speaker 3: should be about the sport. Yeah, and about the people
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Speaker 3: that are playing. Are the best of the best, right, Okay,
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Speaker 3: forget the fat Man coming or anybody else coming. Focus
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Speaker 3: on the best of the best.
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Speaker 2: Did I want to ask you? Last night, the powerball
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Speaker 2: jackpot hit eight hundred and fifteen million dollars, the seventh
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Speaker 2: largest in game history. Yep, do you does anyone know?
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Speaker 3: Becky?
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Speaker 2: Anyone? Do you know if anyone got the winning ticket.
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Speaker 3: Last I think anybody did, Okay, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. How many times have we these monster
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Speaker 2: jackpots with a winning number that's out there, but nobody
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Speaker 2: claims it because they didn't check their tickets?
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Speaker 3: Yep? Oh, I know, check your ticket, you know, damn well,
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna check it the very next morning.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Jesus.
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Speaker 4: Check your ticket.
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Speaker 2: I mean, what if you won your moron? I know,
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Speaker 2: I want to ask you. And I had a conversation
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Speaker 2: with this with with Sheriylan Abou. This is when we've
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Speaker 2: had this conversation in the past several times over the decades.
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Speaker 3: What's the what's like the.
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Speaker 2: First thing or first three things that you would do
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Speaker 2: if you won eight hundred and fifty or eight hundred
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Speaker 2: and fifteen. Now when you million dollars.
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Speaker 3: Dude, you mean buy or do you mean what your
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Speaker 3: What would you do once you see it? What you want?
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Speaker 3: The second you find out you the second that you
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Speaker 3: g I would contact my financial advice, back it up,
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Speaker 3: back it up.
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Speaker 2: Would you tell Jed be careful? Absolutely, be careful, he's listening.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I would tell Jed okay, absolutely, and that's it.
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Speaker 2: You sure about that?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's it. I wouldn't even tell my neighbor until
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Speaker 3: I contacted my financial advisor and I got all my
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Speaker 3: ducks in a row before anybody finds out, because once
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Speaker 3: they find out, everybody you're their best friend. And I
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Speaker 3: would take glory in everybody that calls me for money,
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Speaker 3: saying nope, nope.
23:38
Speaker 2: There's a very profound pee on the end of that Nope.
23:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, nope. But what would I do with the money?
23:46
Speaker 3: I would pay off my house, take the proceeds when
23:49
Speaker 3: I sell it, and I would go and build exactly
23:54
Speaker 3: the kind of house that Jed and I want. And
23:57
Speaker 3: it wouldn't be a ten million dollar house, but we'd
24:00
Speaker 3: build something, of course, maybe three or four hundred thousand,
24:02
Speaker 3: but it would be exactly what we want on the
24:06
Speaker 3: exact property that we.
24:07
Speaker 2: Want, right here in Vermont.
24:08
Speaker 3: No hell to the no, no, no new where It'd
24:15
Speaker 3: be someplace where the weather is a little bit more
24:19
Speaker 3: acceptable for me and for Jed, where it's not too hot,
24:22
Speaker 3: not too cold. It could very well be in Scotland
24:26
Speaker 3: or in some place like that, or Spain, but I
24:31
Speaker 3: would definitely we would leave Vermont a right.
24:34
Speaker 2: Sorry people, no, no, I understand the spending thing. But
24:38
Speaker 2: would you pick up the phone and call your your
24:42
Speaker 2: top ten friends, top twenty friends? Nope? No, would you
24:47
Speaker 2: go on Facebook and say nope, nope? You wouldn't even
24:51
Speaker 2: tell your friends.
24:52
Speaker 3: I would tell nobody until I had all the money
24:54
Speaker 3: and all the funds and everything in its appropriate places,
24:58
Speaker 3: and then I would take care of certain friends that
25:01
Speaker 3: are trusted, loved and dear to me that need help.
25:04
Speaker 3: All right, Yes, I would. I would probably throw you
25:08
Speaker 3: a dollar. I'd give Sholyn like a million but I'd
25:12
Speaker 3: give you a dollar okay, maybe ten, No, just a
25:16
Speaker 3: dollar the gas tank.
25:17
Speaker 1: No.
25:19
Speaker 2: But if you started saying to your friends, hey, what
25:24
Speaker 2: do you own your what do you own your house?
25:26
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand mortgage, here's a check. If you started
25:30
Speaker 2: doing things like that, I would do without telling your friends.
25:34
Speaker 2: I love doing that that you won the lottery. Yeah,
25:38
Speaker 2: don't you think that they would? I mean if you
25:41
Speaker 2: said to me, hey, JD, that new truck that you
25:46
Speaker 2: just got, here's a check. Now it's paid off. Don't
25:49
Speaker 2: you think I'd start maybe being curious what the hell's
25:53
Speaker 2: going on? One of the things I'm knowing he win
25:55
Speaker 2: the lottery or something.
25:57
Speaker 3: One of the things I'm known for, and Tracy a
25:59
Speaker 3: back this, ye, one of the things I'm known for
26:02
Speaker 3: is doing charitable things without people knowing who did it.
26:09
Speaker 3: That's that's something that I do. So I would be
26:12
Speaker 3: one of those people that, let's say, for shits and giggles,
26:16
Speaker 3: that I would say, Jed, let's pay off JD's mortgage, okay,
26:23
Speaker 3: And I wouldn't tell you I did it, And you'd
26:27
Speaker 3: get a notice from the bank that you're free and clear,
26:29
Speaker 3: and you wouldn't know how who or what. That's the
26:33
Speaker 3: type of There are times Tracy goes away for like
26:35
Speaker 3: a weekend, her and her husband. When she comes back,
26:38
Speaker 3: there's a package on her counter in her because I
26:42
Speaker 3: go in and take care of a dog and she'll
26:44
Speaker 3: be like what the fuck? Or something will come in
26:47
Speaker 3: the mail and she'll call me and say did you
26:49
Speaker 3: send me? And I'm like no, and she's like, who
26:52
Speaker 3: the hell sent me? That's the way I am interesting.
26:56
Speaker 3: You know, I'll buy something and it'll come in and
26:58
Speaker 3: Jed didn't even know it was coming in. But then
27:00
Speaker 3: I say, surprise, he gets it. So I like doing
27:04
Speaker 3: things and not taking the credit for it. Yeah, I'm
27:07
Speaker 3: not huge on getting big accolades for that. So I
27:11
Speaker 3: would do something like pay off your truck. I'd go
27:14
Speaker 3: down to Ford or call Forward and I'd say, yeah.
27:17
Speaker 2: You know, I've heard I've heard this. I know other
27:23
Speaker 2: people have that. Certain folks would be like, if I
27:27
Speaker 2: want an eight hundred and fifteen mili, the first thing
27:30
Speaker 2: I would do is shave my damn head, get a
27:34
Speaker 2: fake mustache, change my name, new social Security number, contact
27:40
Speaker 2: my financial advisor, walk away from my house. Don't even
27:44
Speaker 2: bother selling it because because then people are going to know, you're.
27:49
Speaker 3: Selling your house, you're moving where you go?
27:51
Speaker 4: What was what's going on?
27:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they would literally vanish, disappear right out of
27:58
Speaker 2: the state, out of the country. They'd go buy a
28:00
Speaker 2: private island. They would have a whole new identity.
28:04
Speaker 3: I don't need to do all that.
28:06
Speaker 2: But then I say, and then they would be like,
28:09
Speaker 2: and after the dust settles. I've actually thought this too.
28:14
Speaker 2: After the dust settles a little bit, I'm going to
28:17
Speaker 2: start writing checks for my friends, paying off their houses,
28:20
Speaker 2: their cars, so on and so forth, and say, hey,
28:26
Speaker 2: I know I vanished a month or two or three ago.
28:30
Speaker 2: Here's a plane ticket for you and your wife, or
28:33
Speaker 2: you and your family come on down to my private
28:36
Speaker 2: island and see my new home. And but man, it's
28:39
Speaker 2: like you're you're if you just vanish off the earth,
28:47
Speaker 2: you're you're leaving all of your your friends, and you're
28:50
Speaker 2: sending a message that your money is more important than
28:55
Speaker 2: your your friendship. Absolutely, However, friends could very potentially turn
29:02
Speaker 2: into not friends, greedy whose greedy horse.
29:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's why, like I said, first, I wouldn't
29:11
Speaker 3: notify anybody. I would first take care of a business,
29:14
Speaker 3: take care of the financial security and everything else, decide
29:19
Speaker 3: how I want it paid, all that stuff, and I
29:22
Speaker 3: do financial advisors and stuff. Once that's done, then I
29:27
Speaker 3: would say, hey, JD, you know guess what I won?
29:32
Speaker 3: You know exactly. But I wouldn't go spreading it as
29:37
Speaker 3: you know, telling the whole. I wouldn't come on ad
29:39
Speaker 3: at and say I just won the lottery, because every
29:41
Speaker 3: fricking person would be at my house like, hey, gee, listen,
29:45
Speaker 3: I need help. But that no. I love helping, and
29:48
Speaker 3: believe me, there are charities out there that I would
29:50
Speaker 3: certainly help, Okay, not writing a blank check to I
29:55
Speaker 3: wrote a check to the Cancer Society. I don't know
29:57
Speaker 3: where that money went. I would ra take care of
30:01
Speaker 3: helping these charities, getting involved with these charities and stuff
30:06
Speaker 3: where I know where my money is going so that
30:08
Speaker 3: I can see productivity out of it. I got you,
30:11
Speaker 3: But I would definitely not. I would jump up and
30:14
Speaker 3: down at home with jedah and get excited. Yea, possibly
30:18
Speaker 3: take a trip to Italy just because I always talk
30:21
Speaker 3: about it. So if I said, hey, j D, next month,
30:24
Speaker 3: Jed and I go to Italy for two or three weeks,
30:26
Speaker 3: you would say, well, you've always wanted to go so
30:27
Speaker 3: good for you. You wouldn't know how that I won something.
30:31
Speaker 3: I would expect you to leave for Italy within the hour. Yeah,
30:34
Speaker 3: I would definitely. That would be my I was born
30:36
Speaker 3: in Italy, so you know, I want to go back.
30:40
Speaker 3: And I've said to Jed many times when I go
30:44
Speaker 3: back to Italy for a vacation, not sure I'm coming back. Yeah,
30:49
Speaker 3: because I'd like to be where it started when it ends. Interesting.
30:54
Speaker 3: So Facebook question of the day, Yes, this morning. Yes.
30:58
Speaker 2: Our fair getting to be too expensive to attend. I
31:05
Speaker 2: was talking about this the other day on the air.
31:08
Speaker 3: I don't know how much affairs at this point.
31:10
Speaker 2: It's crazy, man. Champlain Valley Fair, Caledonia County Fair.
31:18
Speaker 3: Is the fair going on tomorrow?
31:20
Speaker 2: Yeah?
31:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think because there's fairs everywhere. But yeah, because
31:25
Speaker 3: tomorrow Jed and I are going to see Fluffy the Comedian. Yeah,
31:29
Speaker 3: and it's down there.
31:32
Speaker 2: At the Vermont State Fair or the Champlain.
31:35
Speaker 3: Valley it's as Champlain. Yeah, and we have tickets and
31:39
Speaker 3: we have seats and everything, and it's part of Jed's
31:43
Speaker 3: birthday present.
31:43
Speaker 2: Well I think that's wonderful.
31:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, We're going down there to see Fluffy and then
31:48
Speaker 3: the week of his birthday, we're seeing Jim Gaffigan.
31:51
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's amazing.
31:52
Speaker 3: And then in October for Halloween, we're seeing who's the
31:58
Speaker 3: guy that, Oh my god, Jed help me out. If
32:01
Speaker 3: you're watching watch it is a we're going down to see, Uh,
32:06
Speaker 3: Jimmy Carry. I love Jimmy Carr. He's hysterical. So it's
32:12
Speaker 3: those are all Jed's birthday presents because he loves all
32:14
Speaker 3: those comedians.
32:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's it's just seems like over the
32:20
Speaker 2: last couple of years that fairs have just.
32:23
Speaker 3: Well, everything's going up everything, I understand, man, Christmas goes up,
32:28
Speaker 3: Everything goes up, and and so the fans should be
32:31
Speaker 3: you know, they get enough money at all the boots
32:33
Speaker 3: and all the rides and all the food and all
32:35
Speaker 3: that stuff, they should make it affordable to get in.
32:39
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if it's affordable.
32:41
Speaker 3: I don't know what it costs.
32:43
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you get a if you get
32:45
Speaker 2: an all day ride bracelet, it's like a million dollars, man,
32:49
Speaker 2: And then you got four if you got four kids.
32:51
Speaker 3: Because they think it's Disneyland, right, They're they're they're trying
32:56
Speaker 3: to keep up with disney World and Disneyland and all
32:58
Speaker 3: those places and six and I get it, who was it?
33:03
Speaker 3: But it's a family event, so it should be reasonable
33:06
Speaker 3: enough for the family to afford to go.
33:08
Speaker 2: Somebody just told me that they dropped three hundred bucks
33:12
Speaker 2: at the fair. I can't remember who it was. If
33:16
Speaker 2: that person is listening, please tell me. But you know,
33:20
Speaker 2: you get a couple of kids that want to ride rides,
33:23
Speaker 2: oh yeah, then throwing the food food, which is like,
33:26
Speaker 2: do you remember the days when you'd get a six
33:29
Speaker 2: dollars awesome blossom? Yep, six bucks for the big onion. Yeah,
33:34
Speaker 2: Now they're like fifteen yeah, corner of the cob ten
33:39
Speaker 2: bucks for one ear. Oh yeah, what the hell is
33:42
Speaker 2: going on?
33:43
Speaker 3: Well, we went to that that that what's that stupid
33:46
Speaker 3: fare that they all dress up like medieval whatever, the Renaissance.
33:51
Speaker 3: We went there and Jed was like, I'm going to
33:53
Speaker 3: go to turkey Smoke turkey leg Yeah. How much? That
33:56
Speaker 3: was like twenty bucks? Stupid for a freaking and Jed's like, oh,
34:01
Speaker 3: it's worth it. And then we stood online so long
34:03
Speaker 3: that he said that's not worth it, and so he
34:05
Speaker 3: just we got off the line and went and got
34:07
Speaker 3: something else. This is a me, But that's crazy.
34:11
Speaker 2: This is a man who has a gargantuan big Green egg. Yeah,
34:17
Speaker 2: what the Hell's he just spending twenty bucks at the
34:20
Speaker 2: fair for when you could.
34:21
Speaker 3: Do that at home, And he does do that at home. Thanksgiving,
34:24
Speaker 3: we have a tradition. We go to Tracy's house for
34:26
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and I bring certain things and other people bring,
34:31
Speaker 3: but Jed is in charge of smoking the turkey. Yeah,
34:34
Speaker 3: and we have smoked turkey every Thanksgiving and he smokes anything.
34:38
Speaker 3: He's like, you want to do hot dogs and hamburgers tonight?
34:41
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, I'll do my because I have the
34:43
Speaker 3: Beyond burgers and Jed has the regular meat. And I said, yeah,
34:47
Speaker 3: I'll do hamburgers. Opens the smoker. I'm like, it's a
34:50
Speaker 3: goddamn hamburger. You don't have to smoke it and do
34:53
Speaker 3: all this stuff to Oh well, I gotta use the smoker.
34:56
Speaker 3: So he loves. He'll smoke during a snowstorm.
34:59
Speaker 2: I love that.
35:00
Speaker 3: Put that drink down. You look ridiculous, uh coy. We
35:03
Speaker 3: have so much to talk about this morning. Can I
35:06
Speaker 3: tell you what burns my ass?
35:07
Speaker 2: I do? I do want to hear. But before we
35:09
Speaker 2: go there, did you get a chance to hear Peter
35:11
Speaker 2: Hawks yesterday here unaired out.
35:14
Speaker 3: No, I did not.
35:15
Speaker 2: Gee, you gotta catch yesterday's episode. Okay, just can you
35:23
Speaker 2: trust me?
35:23
Speaker 3: Yeah? I trusted her.
35:27
Speaker 2: Anyone who's watching or listening if you missed yesterday's aired
35:33
Speaker 2: out with Peter Hawks, I'm telling you what this guy said.
35:42
Speaker 2: What he said is something I'll never forget. It is
35:45
Speaker 2: probably going to be the best hour of your day.
35:48
Speaker 2: Find the damn time and listen to Peter Hawks from
35:53
Speaker 2: yesterday on nured Out. It was absolutely amazing. Rex is
35:57
Speaker 2: coming in tomorrow, at least I think he is. I
36:00
Speaker 2: met a really cool guy yesterday, Josh Miller over at
36:04
Speaker 2: Vermont Fatherhood vermontfatherhood dot org. And this guy, he and
36:10
Speaker 2: I got into the longest conversation about Fatherhood and everything
36:14
Speaker 2: that he's doing with his organization right here on North
36:17
Speaker 2: Main Street and Berry. Unbelievable. Cannot wait to get him
36:23
Speaker 2: on the air and he will be, and i'd be.
36:27
Speaker 2: What he's done just in the last couple of months
36:30
Speaker 2: is absolutely amazing.
36:32
Speaker 3: Did I tell you about my uncle?
36:35
Speaker 2: No? No, no, Oh, tell me about your uncle uncle
36:40
Speaker 2: herschel Oh, God, are we going there? We're going there
36:44
Speaker 2: or do you want to do what burns my ass?
36:47
Speaker 3: Um? We can do a quick what burns my ass?
36:50
Speaker 3: But I want to talk about Uncle Herschel? All right?
36:54
Speaker 4: Who is.
36:57
Speaker 2: Uncle Herschel.
36:59
Speaker 3: Uncle Hershel is a very very well known, well not
37:04
Speaker 3: necessarily known, but well seen person who got to stay
37:10
Speaker 3: on the Cracker Barrel logo. All right, Yeah, Uncle Herschel
37:17
Speaker 3: is the guy who sits next to the Cracker Barrel
37:22
Speaker 3: logo that they were going to remove, and he got
37:27
Speaker 3: a reprieve and he's keeping him on on their logo.
37:31
Speaker 3: And his name is Uncle Herschel, and he's Uncle Herschel
37:33
Speaker 3: because he's the uncle of the owner of crack a Bowl.
37:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is this whole? What I am? I'll be honest.
37:45
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but they wanted to remove Uncle
37:47
Speaker 3: Herschel and his barrel from the Cracker Barrel logo. I
37:52
Speaker 3: don't know if it was a woke thing or some
37:55
Speaker 3: I don't.
37:55
Speaker 2: I'm struggling. I am struggling to.
37:59
Speaker 3: Understand White even made such news with you.
38:04
Speaker 2: Know, and and listen, all you gotta do is read
38:07
Speaker 2: anything on social media. You'll see people saying all this
38:10
Speaker 2: was just a simple publicity stunt.
38:13
Speaker 3: And it very well could have been, but Uncle Herschel
38:15
Speaker 3: was nervous.
38:16
Speaker 2: Uncle Herschel was I can only imagine. Yeah, I mean,
38:22
Speaker 2: but that that they took the the the original branding
38:26
Speaker 2: of the logo away.
38:28
Speaker 3: It took the battle and Uncle Herschel.
38:31
Speaker 2: Uncle Herschel, just for the sake of rattling some keyches
38:36
Speaker 2: to be able to get it's it's advertising, it's publicity,
38:40
Speaker 2: and and they always intended on going back to the
38:45
Speaker 2: original right logo.
38:47
Speaker 3: So this is one owner's uncle was on it and
38:50
Speaker 3: he was not gonna have it. Plus they said it
38:52
Speaker 3: was going to cost way too much money to change
38:56
Speaker 3: all the signs. Sure, so Uncle Herschel is safe.
39:00
Speaker 2: Just like Coke did. I mean, this is what I've read.
39:03
Speaker 2: Coca Cola did this a long time ago. Blah blah blah.
39:06
Speaker 2: They knew that it was gonna piss people off. Yeah,
39:09
Speaker 2: so they they brought back the original one. But it's
39:12
Speaker 2: it's it's it's it's a strategy, right, it's a tactic
39:16
Speaker 2: to advertise.
39:18
Speaker 3: And I say, good fore them. I'm not so.
39:20
Speaker 2: Sure that I agree that I agree that that happens,
39:25
Speaker 2: but I'm not so sure that that's exactly what happened
39:29
Speaker 2: here with with Cracker rail.
39:30
Speaker 3: Well, it got Cracker Barrel's name out there in the
39:32
Speaker 3: social media all of a sudden.
39:34
Speaker 2: And you know what, there's gonna be people that are
39:36
Speaker 2: gonna say, well, JD, you're talking about it on your podcast,
39:41
Speaker 2: that's exactly it. So it well, you're you're just like
39:45
Speaker 2: everyone else in JD, you're talking about it.
39:48
Speaker 3: My thing, what do we can we call Uncle Herschel?
39:51
Speaker 3: Is he around? Is he available? Uh?
39:55
Speaker 2: Uncle Herschel. My understanding is that he he might possibly
40:02
Speaker 2: be listening this morning.
40:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I called Uncle earlier and I said, you
40:06
Speaker 3: know we're gonna talk about you.
40:08
Speaker 2: Oh you told him? Yeah, I told him that.
40:10
Speaker 3: So I didn't know if if you were able to
40:12
Speaker 3: if he was going to call in, or if you
40:14
Speaker 3: were able to call him, he might call Okay, yeah,
40:16
Speaker 3: because you know the owner it's uncle. Yeah, it's it's
40:23
Speaker 3: it's just amazing. And I spoke to him and I said, dude,
40:27
Speaker 3: are you are you happy? He goes? It took me
40:31
Speaker 3: hours to pose for that, So he's yeah, he's happy
40:35
Speaker 3: that he's back. Is he though he's going to be back? Yes?
40:39
Speaker 3: They are. They are going to leave Uncle Hershel alone
40:43
Speaker 3: because of the fact that it's going to cost too
40:45
Speaker 3: much money to remove him. Yeah. Yeah, it's good stuff.
40:53
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. I love going to Cracker Barrel.
40:57
Speaker 2: I love that that. I love this othern food. I
41:00
Speaker 2: love the corn bread, I love I love the chicken
41:03
Speaker 2: and biscuits. Yep, I love that that. Charylyn will get
41:07
Speaker 2: lost in that gift shop. Yeah, okay, party of three,
41:13
Speaker 2: all right, that'll be four hours of waiting. Chroylyn's like great,
41:19
Speaker 2: I'll be in the shop four hours to browse through
41:23
Speaker 2: the gift shop. But you know, and apparently now they're
41:30
Speaker 2: going to be coming out with part of the new rebranding,
41:33
Speaker 2: which is the original brand they're bringing bringing back, that
41:36
Speaker 2: they're going to add some things to the menu. Now nice,
41:40
Speaker 2: you know. So, But apparently, and I'm struggling to understand this,
41:44
Speaker 2: Apparently there was someone on the corporate level at Cracker Row.
41:48
Speaker 2: By the way, they've got six hundred, six hundred and
41:52
Speaker 2: seventy or something stores restaurants, Yeah, throughout America, and.
41:58
Speaker 3: Look at how we're advertising just by talking about Uncle
42:01
Speaker 3: Hershel and that was their goal.
42:06
Speaker 2: And about seventy something seventy thousand employees.
42:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're good for the economy, they're good for
42:19
Speaker 3: our stomach.
42:20
Speaker 2: Yeah and great, you know, home cooked or at least
42:25
Speaker 2: tasting home cooked meals.
42:27
Speaker 3: And it's all about the uncle. See nobody. I'll bet
42:30
Speaker 3: you you all learned something because I bet you mostly
42:33
Speaker 3: didn't know that the gentleman sitting by the bowl was
42:36
Speaker 3: Uncle Hershel, the uncle of the owner.
42:41
Speaker 2: You have done your homework.
42:44
Speaker 3: I've done a service for everybody on watching aired.
42:47
Speaker 4: Aw.
42:47
Speaker 2: I said to you, I said, who the hell is
42:50
Speaker 2: that man, Uncle Hershel leaning up against the barrel? Yeah,
42:57
Speaker 2: staring at you.
42:58
Speaker 3: And now people that all watch this show are going
43:01
Speaker 3: to be talking about Uncle Hershel to other people. You
43:04
Speaker 3: know what I found out. The guy's name is Herschel.
43:07
Speaker 3: It's not Herschel. He goes by uncle.
43:10
Speaker 2: Yes, please put the uncle in there. What do we
43:13
Speaker 2: know about this guy? He's he's he's kind offul Is
43:17
Speaker 2: he kind of like.
43:19
Speaker 3: Does he just he seems like a good old redneck
43:23
Speaker 3: kind of guy. Is he a perv? No? No, no, no.
43:27
Speaker 3: So he's a good eater.
43:28
Speaker 2: He's got some some core values. Yeah, yeah, he's a
43:31
Speaker 2: nice He understands the heritage of America and Southern food
43:37
Speaker 2: and the importance of everything.
43:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what makes that's what makes him so key.
43:41
Speaker 2: Uncle Hershel.
43:42
Speaker 4: Are you there, gentleman?
43:46
Speaker 2: Oh, we got him. He's right here.
43:47
Speaker 3: Uncle. How are you.
43:50
Speaker 4: I'm doing? Will holeman?
43:52
Speaker 3: OHD, he's with us on the line. Are you Are
43:57
Speaker 3: you happy that you're still going to be on the line?
44:00
Speaker 4: Oh? Go, I am happy. And first of all, I
44:03
Speaker 4: just want to say, j D. I love your podcast
44:07
Speaker 4: and I listened to your daily see.
44:10
Speaker 3: That wow.
44:12
Speaker 4: In Gmail in g Man, you you remind me of
44:17
Speaker 4: my nemesis, mister colonel Sanders. You remind me of a thin,
44:24
Speaker 4: well built Colonel Sanders.
44:30
Speaker 3: Uncle. Let me tell you I don't like I don't
44:32
Speaker 3: like Sanders either.
44:35
Speaker 4: Condolences to your hand surgery.
44:38
Speaker 3: Oh thank you?
44:39
Speaker 4: Wow?
44:39
Speaker 2: He was really listen. Yes, crap, Yes, this is amazing,
44:44
Speaker 2: Uncle Hershel.
44:45
Speaker 3: Yeah. Were you pissed when they were gonna take you off?
44:49
Speaker 4: I have no idea what you've been doing with that hand,
44:52
Speaker 4: but you take care of it.
44:54
Speaker 3: The good thing is I man be dexter, so I'll
44:56
Speaker 3: be all right, Uncle Hershael.
45:00
Speaker 2: She is asking were you upset when they removed you
45:03
Speaker 2: from the logo?
45:07
Speaker 4: Personally, I was slightly relieved because I was able to
45:11
Speaker 4: stand up and stretch my back out.
45:16
Speaker 2: You've been sitting there leaning up against this damn barrel
45:21
Speaker 2: since nineteen sixty nine, herschel ages and ages. That's a
45:26
Speaker 2: long time, buddy. So you were able to stand up
45:29
Speaker 2: and stretch for what two weeks?
45:32
Speaker 4: I did a little traveling.
45:34
Speaker 3: Oh where'd you go?
45:36
Speaker 4: One? Stayed over?
45:39
Speaker 2: Where was that?
45:41
Speaker 4: Well? I did make it to Tennessee?
45:44
Speaker 3: Oh nice?
45:45
Speaker 2: Oh nice, very good.
45:46
Speaker 3: I was the weather.
45:48
Speaker 4: Hot hot.
45:49
Speaker 2: Well that's that's the original cracker barrel I think was
45:53
Speaker 2: in Tennessee. Yeah, yeah, what did you What did you
45:59
Speaker 2: do there? What did you do in Tennessee?
46:01
Speaker 4: Traveled and and I got together with some old friends.
46:06
Speaker 3: Nice you must have been. Did you go to crack
46:08
Speaker 3: a bow?
46:09
Speaker 4: I did not go to crack a barrel?
46:12
Speaker 3: You had enough of that, huh.
46:14
Speaker 4: I've had enough.
46:16
Speaker 2: I'm imagining that fifty five years of sitting there leaning
46:20
Speaker 2: up against that barrel, that you just.
46:23
Speaker 3: You needed an oil?
46:24
Speaker 2: Can you just parted it up and hooped it up?
46:28
Speaker 2: Did you do anything crazy with your with your your buds?
46:33
Speaker 4: I did. I went. I went around to a couple
46:36
Speaker 4: of different restaurants with some old friends and rekindled some
46:39
Speaker 4: old flames, and and uh messaged a few people and
46:43
Speaker 4: we all met up and had a dang good time.
46:45
Speaker 2: I bet nice.
46:46
Speaker 3: Any uh.
46:49
Speaker 4: Wait, lady friends, well one in particular, but I don't
46:55
Speaker 4: want to get into the details too much.
46:57
Speaker 3: Is that the one that you found out was actually
46:59
Speaker 3: a guide the next morning? No, sir, And now you
47:08
Speaker 3: have to go sit back by the Cracker Battle again,
47:11
Speaker 3: don't you?
47:12
Speaker 4: Well that cracker barrel she's full of good old memories.
47:18
Speaker 2: I have to have a question for you, Uncle Herschel.
47:21
Speaker 2: What is in the barrel?
47:25
Speaker 4: Well, memories mostly a couple of pairs of panties and
47:34
Speaker 4: some big old braziers.
47:36
Speaker 2: Oh see, so he's he's got a little time capsule.
47:41
Speaker 3: So what he's saying is that at nighttime, when Cracker
47:44
Speaker 3: Battle closes, he gets up and plays with the battle.
47:49
Speaker 2: I understand. Is there anything in the barrel that has been,
47:53
Speaker 2: you know, fermenting or rotting at all?
47:57
Speaker 4: Well, on a good old humid knight bottom, I might
48:04
Speaker 4: get a whiff of good old soldier's sweatist sex ory.
48:08
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, dear, I wow, what what is your favorite
48:17
Speaker 5: item on the cracker barrel menu?
48:22
Speaker 2: Uncle Herschel, Well, we got we got a.
48:25
Speaker 4: Couple of new items coming out, and I think you're
48:27
Speaker 4: gonna love them. These items, these dinner items are gonna
48:31
Speaker 4: make you so hungry. You'd settled for a bowl of
48:35
Speaker 4: hog yard with a pubic hair and it. Wow, just
48:40
Speaker 4: gonna be delicious.
48:42
Speaker 3: Yuh, can't wait?
48:47
Speaker 2: Is there is there anything, Uncle Herschel, that that you
48:51
Speaker 2: can Can you tell us about some of these new
48:54
Speaker 2: items on the menu.
48:56
Speaker 4: Well, number one on the list is a a new
48:59
Speaker 4: new dear. It's a spicy hut lemon nipple chop with
49:07
Speaker 4: a pickled minted sour sauce. Wow, that one's gonna be
49:17
Speaker 4: a good one.
49:17
Speaker 2: Now is that an appetizer or is that a main course?
49:21
Speaker 4: That is a main course? That is a full meal?
49:23
Speaker 3: Right they did they come with tweezes to take things
49:26
Speaker 3: out in between your teeth afterwards.
49:29
Speaker 4: Well you the tweezers come with the next meal. That's
49:32
Speaker 4: a rotisseriy roasted pawsume testicle and a greasy frame fermented
49:37
Speaker 4: grip and grits.
49:39
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on your phone is breaking
49:42
Speaker 2: up there, Herschel one more time?
49:44
Speaker 3: On that second menu item.
49:46
Speaker 4: Well, that's a rotisseriy roasted testicle, pawesome testicle and a greasy,
49:51
Speaker 4: fermented grated grits.
49:55
Speaker 3: Wow? Wow, is it reasonably priced?
50:02
Speaker 4: They're more affordable than you could ever imagine.
50:06
Speaker 3: Do they have a service for two where like you
50:08
Speaker 3: could buy an extracise so two people can enjoy it together.
50:13
Speaker 4: You can get all the rotisserie roasted, pass some testicles
50:16
Speaker 4: you want? Oh, thank you?
50:19
Speaker 3: Cool? Is that roadkill that they got?
50:22
Speaker 4: Oh no, these are freshly harvesting.
50:24
Speaker 3: Nice.
50:25
Speaker 2: Sounds like that would be a great item, like in
50:27
Speaker 2: a Pooh Pooh platter. Wasn't it any anything else on
50:33
Speaker 2: there on the new menu that's coming out, Well.
50:36
Speaker 4: There's one more, and it's my personal favorite.
50:39
Speaker 2: Oh Lord, help us all.
50:41
Speaker 4: Longtime nemesis, old Colonel Sanders. We got fried seagulls with
50:47
Speaker 4: a start of Canadian style slaw and some fried taters.
50:52
Speaker 3: Ha ha, I hope it's better than Sanders because Sanda
50:57
Speaker 3: sorry KFC gives me diarrhea. Oh god, no, if.
51:03
Speaker 4: You ever eaten seagull, fried seagull. But they make a
51:07
Speaker 4: lovely little naneties nice nice nice here. We call him
51:13
Speaker 4: down here chicken o the dunts.
51:19
Speaker 2: Herschel alum uncle herschel. I am so glad that you've
51:24
Speaker 2: called us.
51:25
Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate it, and you and I will
51:27
Speaker 3: talk again.
51:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to have you back on the air
51:32
Speaker 2: and listen now that you're gonna be sitting back down
51:37
Speaker 2: next to the barrel, leaning up against it for another
51:40
Speaker 2: fifty years. I hope that that spinal fusion goes well
51:45
Speaker 2: for you, buddy. Yes, we're gonna be thinking about you.
51:48
Speaker 2: That's a huge operation. And I mean to put a
51:54
Speaker 2: steel rod in his spine, just I mean, that's.
51:57
Speaker 3: It's crack a bow paying for that. At least.
52:00
Speaker 2: I'm sure Uncle Herschel has an insurance you know, benefit
52:05
Speaker 2: through Cracker Broad. I hope so sure he does.
52:07
Speaker 4: They treat me well, they treat.
52:09
Speaker 3: Me will good. Well, keep stretching because it's gonna you're
52:14
Speaker 3: going back up.
52:16
Speaker 2: Thank you, Uncle Herschel.
52:18
Speaker 4: Gentlemen, you have a wonderful day just.
52:21
Speaker 2: Just on the way out here. Just give us a
52:22
Speaker 2: good old healthy yeeha.
52:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, alrighty wow. See I worked it to get him
52:32
Speaker 3: to call. Yeah, you do that, dude, dude, serious, it's magic.
52:37
Speaker 3: It's magic.
52:38
Speaker 2: You did you call corporate and say we need Herschel
52:42
Speaker 2: on the area?
52:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, I said, I need to talk to
52:45
Speaker 3: uncle herschel damn yeah. And then I told him about
52:48
Speaker 3: the podcast and he's like, oh, I know about that.
52:50
Speaker 3: I was going alight, I can't believe he watches. Yeah,
52:54
Speaker 3: you've each wide. Let me tell you that's some cloud.
52:57
Speaker 2: Brother. I'm impressed with you, dude, I know. Damn anywow,
53:03
Speaker 2: maybe we could get Trump on sometime. Ew well, no,
53:06
Speaker 2: I'm just saying maybe we could.
53:08
Speaker 3: No, thank you, thank you, no, thank you? What what
53:11
Speaker 3: burns your ass? You know what burns my ass? I
53:15
Speaker 3: called up yesterday. Let's go back one day. Yesterday, the
53:20
Speaker 3: garbage man came and picked up the garbage at my
53:23
Speaker 3: neighbor's house. Okay, my cans are out, Yeah, drove right
53:29
Speaker 3: past my house, didn't pick it up, and then went
53:31
Speaker 3: to the next house and picked it up and kept going.
53:34
Speaker 3: All right. So I said, oh, I told Jed and
53:36
Speaker 3: he said, oh, they probably just missed it. I said, okay.
53:40
Speaker 3: So I called this morning and I spoke the dispatch
53:44
Speaker 3: and I said to them, hey, nobody picked up my garbage.
53:48
Speaker 3: She says, what's where's the address? And I told her
53:50
Speaker 3: and she says, well, it's probably because you didn't pay
53:52
Speaker 3: your bill. And I said, no, you took the money
54:01
Speaker 3: out of my account last week, like clockwork. What's the
54:07
Speaker 3: address again? And I give it to her and she says,
54:10
Speaker 3: leave your cans out, we'll pick it up tomorrow. She
54:14
Speaker 3: right away, you probably didn't pay your bill. I hate
54:19
Speaker 3: it burns my ass when you call up to complain
54:22
Speaker 3: about something and they just assume, without even pulling up
54:26
Speaker 3: your account, that you didn't pay your bill. That burned
54:31
Speaker 3: my ass. And I was arguing with her on the
54:34
Speaker 3: way down here, remember, because I got out of the car.
54:37
Speaker 3: You were outside and you were like and I was like,
54:41
Speaker 3: I somebody burned my ass, and you were like, what
54:45
Speaker 3: happens to No, I'm going to talk about on the show. Yeah,
54:47
Speaker 3: So I called and right away you probably didn't pay
54:50
Speaker 3: your bill?
54:52
Speaker 2: So how about how about? Oh, what's the account, sir?
54:58
Speaker 2: How about I what's your address? I have no idea
55:01
Speaker 2: why our driver drove right by your house, So I'm
55:04
Speaker 2: going I'm going to call him now and have him
55:06
Speaker 2: turn around. He's right in the area.
55:08
Speaker 3: No, he wasn't. This is yesterday. He passed me. Oh okay, yeah,
55:12
Speaker 3: but not even I'm sorry, sir, you know, I'm sorry
55:15
Speaker 3: that happened. Let wall get it today. Yeah, what's your
55:18
Speaker 3: account and what's the address blah blah blah. Yeah, no,
55:22
Speaker 3: just you probably didn't pay your bill. And when I
55:26
Speaker 3: told her no, it came out of my account last
55:28
Speaker 3: week like it does every fourth week of every month
55:32
Speaker 3: auto pay. Yeah okay, And so then she's like, leave
55:37
Speaker 3: your cands out, we'll pick it up tomorrow. Have a
55:40
Speaker 3: nice day. Click like I annoyed her. Yeah, yeah, I was.
55:47
Speaker 3: I was. That burns my ass. Customer service being shitty
55:51
Speaker 3: burns my ass. And over the phone they can be
55:54
Speaker 3: even shittier because you don't see them. They didn't give
55:57
Speaker 3: you their name. All I know is it's a dispatcher. Yep.
56:03
Speaker 3: So that's what burned my ass. Anything burn yours?
56:06
Speaker 2: Thank you for asking. In addition to people who scroll
56:11
Speaker 2: on their phones while they're sitting on the toilet, h
56:15
Speaker 2: I have things that burns.
56:17
Speaker 3: They do that in public places where you're waiting to
56:19
Speaker 3: use the toilet and someone's in there, not pooping, they're
56:22
Speaker 3: on their phone.
56:24
Speaker 2: Do what you need to do, yeah, and get out.
56:28
Speaker 3: Drop the kids off at the pool, and move on.
56:30
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's so many things that burn my Listen,
56:35
Speaker 2: there are things that burn everyone's ass. And if you're
56:38
Speaker 2: listening this morning saying, Janey, there's nothing that burns my ass.
56:42
Speaker 3: I'm just a happy, go lucky. You're a liar. I'm
56:44
Speaker 3: happy about everything.
56:46
Speaker 2: You're lying. Yeah, there's something that burns your ass somehow somewhere.
56:52
Speaker 2: The pumpkin spice thing burns my ass.
56:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, that really burns you.
57:00
Speaker 2: The fall decorating too early, that burns my ass. It's
57:04
Speaker 2: not even September. There's I see people decorating for fall
57:10
Speaker 2: right during the fourth of July.
57:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know that New Year's Eve decorations are
57:18
Speaker 3: already in the stores New Year's Eve, New Year's the
57:23
Speaker 3: twenty twenty six Things for your Head?
57:26
Speaker 2: And oh yeah, have you seen the and I'll admit
57:32
Speaker 2: amazing Halloween display that's in the front yard of this
57:36
Speaker 2: individual on Middle Road now, huge skeletons coming out of
57:42
Speaker 2: the ground and everything. Well, it's impressive. Yeah, it's still August.
57:48
Speaker 3: I know. Well, you know, Tracy and I went to
57:52
Speaker 3: Home Good yesterday up in burlingto Lord. As soon as
57:56
Speaker 3: we walked in Halloween on the left hand side, four
58:01
Speaker 3: asles were everywhere. And you know, I'm not gonna lie.
58:05
Speaker 3: They had some really cool shit. Tracy and I spent
58:08
Speaker 3: more time there than shopping the rest of the store
58:11
Speaker 3: because they had really cool things and it was like
58:14
Speaker 3: and a lot of it you could use as just
58:16
Speaker 3: for fall or whatever, but it was really cool. But
58:19
Speaker 3: my god, yeah, a quarter of the store right Halloween.
58:25
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, what burns my ass?
58:31
Speaker 3: Is?
58:31
Speaker 2: We we went to a restaurant not too long ago.
58:35
Speaker 2: And here's the thing. When when you know that it's
58:40
Speaker 2: a busy Saturday night, right, you call ahead and you
58:44
Speaker 2: ask our reservations needed, right, They say no, but we
58:51
Speaker 2: can add you to the wait list. Is that not
58:55
Speaker 2: the same thing?
58:56
Speaker 3: It absolutely is, except it's not guaranteeing you. According to them,
59:02
Speaker 3: it's not guaranteeing you because you could get there and
59:05
Speaker 3: still have to wait, but at least you're on a list.
59:07
Speaker 2: I'll say this was. This was on the coast of
59:10
Speaker 2: Maine while we were on vacation. We love going to
59:15
Speaker 2: this restaurant. We'll always go to this restaurant. It's a
59:17
Speaker 2: special place for us. I'm not going to say the
59:20
Speaker 2: name of it, but it's a seafood place and we
59:24
Speaker 2: love it. So we arrive, CHERYLN puts her name on
59:29
Speaker 2: the wait list over the phone and they're like, yeah,
59:31
Speaker 2: it's a two hour wait. We're like, holy crap. All right,
59:35
Speaker 2: so she does that, and then we spend the next
59:40
Speaker 2: hour and a half or so stalling. You know, she
59:44
Speaker 2: did a little bit of she had to run a
59:46
Speaker 2: couple errands and some shopping and stuff and whatnot. So
59:50
Speaker 2: we arrive and we give our name that we've been
59:55
Speaker 2: on the wait list, and they're like, now, doesn't work
59:59
Speaker 2: like that. We're adding you to the back of the
1:00:02
Speaker 2: current list. In other words, everyone that's already standing there
1:00:06
Speaker 2: in line. So calling an hour and a half ago
1:00:12
Speaker 2: to put your name, which she did. She put her
1:00:15
Speaker 2: actual name.
1:00:16
Speaker 3: They asked why did they That doesn't make sense.
1:00:19
Speaker 2: Of course it doesn't. And then when you well and
1:00:22
Speaker 2: she's like, well we called, and they're like, yeah, but
1:00:25
Speaker 2: now that you're here, we know that you're here, so
1:00:28
Speaker 2: now we'll put you on the wait list.
1:00:29
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
1:00:31
Speaker 2: And she was like, well, I've just been stalling for
1:00:33
Speaker 2: the last hour and a half or so.
1:00:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have lost that.
1:00:36
Speaker 2: We should be in Q. Yeah, And they're like, well,
1:00:40
Speaker 2: it doesn't work like that because a lot of people
1:00:42
Speaker 2: don't show up. And she's like, wow, I mean both
1:00:45
Speaker 2: of us were like, are you kidding me?
1:00:48
Speaker 3: So you call up put your name on the wait list,
1:00:51
Speaker 3: and then you have to go there to stand and wait.
1:00:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, you start over. You're what I'm saying.
1:00:57
Speaker 3: If you call and say and they say, okay, we'll
1:00:59
Speaker 3: put you on the wait list, then you have to
1:01:00
Speaker 3: drive right there and now say okay, I'm here. So
1:01:04
Speaker 3: that holds you in the queue. Yes, that's ridiculous. What's
1:01:09
Speaker 3: the point of a way?
1:01:10
Speaker 2: I understand. So we wait forever forever. We finally get
1:01:18
Speaker 2: our table. The waitresses rushed. I understand they're stressed. I
1:01:25
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to be a waiter. Really takes our order.
1:01:32
Speaker 2: Fifteen to twenty minutes later, a group of people two
1:01:39
Speaker 2: more than our party arrives. It's important to note again,
1:01:49
Speaker 2: two more people than what we had in our party.
1:01:55
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes later, they arrive and sit down. We're watching
1:02:01
Speaker 2: this waitress takes their order. We're waiting forever, and I
1:02:12
Speaker 2: have to see the look on your face. Right now,
1:02:16
Speaker 2: after what seemed like five hours of waiting, the table
1:02:21
Speaker 2: that was next to us, with two more people than
1:02:25
Speaker 2: our party arriving twenty minutes after us, get gets their food.
1:02:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I would
1:02:39
Speaker 3: have been frantic. Yeah, please tell me Shirley said something
1:02:55
Speaker 3: and ripped them a new one.
1:02:59
Speaker 2: Two to say anything, Yeah, because it would have come
1:03:04
Speaker 2: flying and it would have made a scene and we
1:03:06
Speaker 2: probably would have got arrested.
1:03:08
Speaker 3: Did you leave, g.
1:03:12
Speaker 2: She forgot to take our order?
1:03:14
Speaker 3: No, she forgot to take our order? Oh hell no?
1:03:23
Speaker 2: Oh hell yes?
1:03:24
Speaker 3: Did you get the manager too upset? I would have
1:03:28
Speaker 3: gotten the manager and made him make my dinner immediately.
1:03:32
Speaker 2: We are we're on vacation. Yeah, no, we're supposed to
1:03:35
Speaker 2: be happy. No, no, take a deep breath through the nose. Nope, nope, no,
1:03:43
Speaker 2: thank you wouldn't happen.
1:03:46
Speaker 3: I would have left ripping. We would have just gotten
1:03:49
Speaker 3: up and left.
1:03:51
Speaker 2: Now you're hungry and you're pissed.
1:03:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, hungry is not the way to be in
1:03:55
Speaker 3: a restaurant.
1:03:55
Speaker 2: But then you drive like an asshole and you get
1:03:57
Speaker 2: pulled over and you get a speeding ticketing things.
1:04:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, all because of that one waitress.
1:04:06
Speaker 2: From a follower in Virginia beach of aired out. I
1:04:10
Speaker 2: have a note here. Her name is Tiffany Pope. Guys,
1:04:14
Speaker 2: I love your Thursday show, especially now that I can
1:04:18
Speaker 2: see JD's hair. Glad you lost the cap too, huh whatever.
1:04:28
Speaker 2: What burns my ass is people who created these bullshit
1:04:34
Speaker 2: made up new societal rules, like in not being okay
1:04:41
Speaker 2: if people see your house not perfectly clean, like holding
1:04:45
Speaker 2: a sneeze in public, complaining about your driver's license photo,
1:04:51
Speaker 2: and that you need to cover up your stretch marks
1:04:55
Speaker 2: and cellulate and tummy pouches.
1:05:01
Speaker 3: I love that. Oh, we need to have this person
1:05:07
Speaker 3: call in sometime.
1:05:09
Speaker 2: Tiffany Pope. What is she a kangaroo? I mean pouch?
1:05:15
Speaker 2: And by the way, she says, it's okay to have
1:05:20
Speaker 2: an audible toilet blast. Ha ha, it's natural. We all
1:05:29
Speaker 2: do it. Stop allowing these new societal rules telling you
1:05:34
Speaker 2: it's not okay. Placing the napkin on my lap, forget
1:05:40
Speaker 2: about it. It lands on the floor ninety nine out
1:05:43
Speaker 2: of one hundred times, and my boobs stop all of
1:05:47
Speaker 2: the crumbs anyway.
1:05:49
Speaker 3: Ha, Tiffany, you're my new best friend. God, that's awesome.
1:05:56
Speaker 3: That's awesome. Nice job, Tiffany, that beautiful.
1:06:03
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, like I was just saying, forget
1:06:07
Speaker 2: about the cell you like, forget about the stretch mark.
1:06:11
Speaker 3: Just be happy. Yeah, that'd be basically be.
1:06:14
Speaker 2: On the beach with your scars and your kangaroo pouches,
1:06:18
Speaker 2: and it'll just.
1:06:19
Speaker 3: Be happy because of your life lessons. Have you seen those?
1:06:22
Speaker 3: Show people that you.
1:06:24
Speaker 2: Lived and you have lesson I never take my shirt off.
1:06:27
Speaker 2: I took my shirt off when we were on the
1:06:29
Speaker 2: coast of Maine. I laid down and the waves were
1:06:32
Speaker 2: crashing on me, and Charlyn took a picture of me
1:06:34
Speaker 2: and wanted to call greens green peace. But that's a
1:06:38
Speaker 2: whole you know, that's all. We had fun with it.
1:06:42
Speaker 3: Just embrace it. Yeah, there are certain things that I
1:06:46
Speaker 3: see sometimes on people that kind of burned my eyes
1:06:51
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh no. You know, Tracy and I
1:06:54
Speaker 3: when we were out yesterday, we drove buy and this
1:06:56
Speaker 3: woman had this outfit on and the only thing that
1:06:59
Speaker 3: two of us thought of was we should have rolled
1:07:02
Speaker 3: down our window and just said no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:07:08
Speaker 4: No, or.
1:07:10
Speaker 3: Really, oh god, we've been doing really since Foggy A.
1:07:18
Speaker 2: Long time, long time. Twenty record it twenty five years. Yeah, Oh,
1:07:23
Speaker 2: at least you.
1:07:23
Speaker 3: Had it recorded that. When I wasn't there, somebody said something,
1:07:27
Speaker 3: you'd hit the really bus I did.
1:07:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta remember that. You should have seen this guy
1:07:32
Speaker 2: on the beach with the body hair. He looked like sasquatch.
1:07:37
Speaker 3: Oh he had a blanket on, Yeah, a fair blanket,
1:07:41
Speaker 3: you know.
1:07:42
Speaker 2: And Sherylan's like, oh, I'm just saying, babe, I just
1:07:50
Speaker 2: I love the fact that you don't have a hairy body.
1:07:53
Speaker 2: That would be a deal breaker for me. Yeah, I'm
1:07:55
Speaker 2: telling you right now. I'm telling you right now.
1:07:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:07:59
Speaker 2: And it's like I do have hairs on my chest.
1:08:01
Speaker 2: I got like five or six and they're like white, right,
1:08:04
Speaker 2: and that's it.
1:08:05
Speaker 3: Oh, you're becoming a man, thank you.
1:08:07
Speaker 2: We're going through puberty.
1:08:09
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well it's like when I met Jed, he said
1:08:12
Speaker 3: I just can't finish his beard wouldn't grow fully.
1:08:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:08:16
Speaker 3: And when he was in his late thirties, he was like,
1:08:20
Speaker 3: look it's starting to come in. I says, well, look
1:08:22
Speaker 3: at you getting all grown up. My little baby's glowing up.
1:08:29
Speaker 3: You know.
1:08:30
Speaker 2: But it's like, here's the thing, you know. You see
1:08:33
Speaker 2: this guy with the hair all over him.
1:08:36
Speaker 3: Don't beat him up. No, it's who he is. It's
1:08:39
Speaker 3: who he is.
1:08:40
Speaker 2: Leave him alone. Yeah, you're not sleeping with Bigfoot. Yeah,
1:08:43
Speaker 2: what are you complaining about big Seriously? Now, you just
1:08:48
Speaker 2: have to embrace other people. If you don't like what
1:08:50
Speaker 2: you see, don't look. That's just the way I.
1:08:52
Speaker 3: Like to think. It's as simple as maybe.
1:08:54
Speaker 2: His woman goidally loves running her fingers through his hairy back.
1:09:02
Speaker 3: I'm not enjoying this conversation at all.
1:09:04
Speaker 2: But maybe she does.
1:09:06
Speaker 3: I'm uncomfortable with this conversation because that just grows. But again,
1:09:11
Speaker 3: if you don't like something when you see it, don't
1:09:13
Speaker 3: look yeah, uh huh, don't keep staring at it and complaining. Right,
1:09:18
Speaker 3: this person's got a hairy back. You look over it
1:09:20
Speaker 3: and you say, ooh, not for me, and you move on.
1:09:22
Speaker 3: Move on, okay, not keep looking? Say look, can you
1:09:26
Speaker 3: wonder whatever? Why keep looking?
1:09:30
Speaker 2: Yeah? And it's like when I'm walking down the beach,
1:09:33
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking that. People are like, oh my god,
1:09:35
Speaker 2: look at that guy.
1:09:36
Speaker 3: What's he like?
1:09:36
Speaker 2: Five four four hundred pounds. I don't give a damn.
1:09:40
Speaker 2: I'm having fun with Lily.
1:09:42
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, but that's what I would say if I
1:09:44
Speaker 3: saw you walking with it outer. Yeah, I would be like, Jed,
1:09:47
Speaker 3: please look at that and tell me who what is that?
1:09:52
Speaker 3: And do we need to call like Osha or something?
1:09:55
Speaker 3: You know some green piece. Yeah, have fun, people, let's
1:10:00
Speaker 3: get him back in the water.
1:10:02
Speaker 2: Dilemma, the big dilemma here. Once a week someone writes
1:10:08
Speaker 2: in writes into me. You're always welcome to do that
1:10:12
Speaker 2: or send me a text. YEP, I read it on
1:10:15
Speaker 2: the air, and I will always always keep you anonymous.
1:10:20
Speaker 3: Unless you tell us that you want your name and said.
1:10:22
Speaker 2: True, right, Ask G, and I know who obviously I
1:10:28
Speaker 2: know who wrote this, but I'm keeping this private. Ask
1:10:31
Speaker 2: G if I should be concerned that my husband loves
1:10:37
Speaker 2: bubble baths?
1:10:44
Speaker 3: Is that it? That's it? No, don't be concerned.
1:10:49
Speaker 2: Now are you just saying don't be concerned because you're gay.
1:10:53
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, don't be concerned because every gay man
1:10:56
Speaker 3: loves a bubble bath.
1:10:57
Speaker 2: Okay, I think what she's saying is a straight guy
1:11:03
Speaker 2: if they love bubble baths, should she be concerned?
1:11:06
Speaker 3: And I said, don't be concerned. Every gay man loves
1:11:09
Speaker 3: a bubble bath. Accept it. Move on? Do you love him?
1:11:18
Speaker 3: Do the love I mean? But now, don't be concerned
1:11:21
Speaker 3: because a lot of people love bubble baths.
1:11:24
Speaker 2: A lot of men have a few things that they
1:11:28
Speaker 2: they would probably like to keep on the d l.
1:11:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, the things that men do that they don't tell people.
1:11:34
Speaker 3: There are straight men who pluck their eyebrows, sure, okay,
1:11:38
Speaker 3: because they like them shaped a certain way. Do I
1:11:41
Speaker 3: pluck mine? No, Well, they are trimmed. Now, finally you
1:11:46
Speaker 3: don't look like a freaking sid Caesar.
1:11:49
Speaker 2: Thank you.
1:11:49
Speaker 3: But yeah, but there are men that put lotion on
1:11:53
Speaker 3: their body. They lotion all their whole body because they
1:11:57
Speaker 3: like it to be soft.
1:11:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, but after I shave I put a little bit
1:11:59
Speaker 2: of of vitamin D cream on there.
1:12:02
Speaker 3: There's there's men who use hasspray and gel and all
1:12:06
Speaker 3: that don't be concerned about a bubble bath. Be concerned
1:12:10
Speaker 3: if you come home and he's in a bubble bath
1:12:12
Speaker 3: with another guy, that could that could be a tip off.
1:12:17
Speaker 2: I mean the cream that I put on, I like,
1:12:22
Speaker 2: you know, the vitamin the vitamin D. I like stuff
1:12:25
Speaker 2: that this this cedar cedar, would you know? And even
1:12:30
Speaker 2: you know lemongrass. But but yeah, I want to I
1:12:37
Speaker 2: want to admit something here. I mean, and there's there's
1:12:41
Speaker 2: men I'm sure somewhere in the world that sleep with
1:12:48
Speaker 2: stuffed animals and maybe they want to keep that on
1:12:51
Speaker 2: the dal I sleep with a squish.
1:12:56
Speaker 3: Mellow yeah, nothing wrong with that.
1:12:59
Speaker 2: Before you judge me, it's important to know that the
1:13:03
Speaker 2: reason why I sleep with a squish mellow not just
1:13:06
Speaker 2: for the the cuddling, but because it goes underneath my
1:13:13
Speaker 2: bad shoulder, which is going to be replaced soon. By
1:13:16
Speaker 2: the way it goes underneath my shoulder, and it's like
1:13:19
Speaker 2: so soft and squishy that it takes all the pressure
1:13:23
Speaker 2: away from it. Yeah, so that you should see me
1:13:28
Speaker 2: therapeutic face down, seepap on squish mellow on the left shoulder.
1:13:35
Speaker 2: It is a sight to see.
1:13:37
Speaker 3: Choylyn, please take a picture of that. But yes, no,
1:13:42
Speaker 3: don't be concerned. There's there's you know not but nothing
1:13:46
Speaker 3: a bubble bats since one was that a woman thing?
1:13:49
Speaker 3: I don't know. You know, I love taking bats. I
1:13:52
Speaker 3: know I have a lot of state for straight friends
1:13:55
Speaker 3: that take bubble bats.
1:13:57
Speaker 2: I like fruity cocktails.
1:13:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it doesn't It doesn't mean anything until
1:14:03
Speaker 3: it means something.
1:14:05
Speaker 2: So don't don't be worried. Arylyn and I love to
1:14:12
Speaker 2: watch she might say, don't say, Chryln, and I say,
1:14:17
Speaker 2: you love to watch Love is Blind on Netflix.
1:14:23
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of straight men that cry at
1:14:25
Speaker 3: certain movies and shows.
1:14:27
Speaker 2: I mean, Charylyn's been trying to get me to have
1:14:32
Speaker 2: a pedicure. Yeah, I can't do it, but I'm sorry.
1:14:39
Speaker 2: Not not only are my nails disgusting.
1:14:43
Speaker 3: You have a day fixed that. No, no, don't touch
1:14:47
Speaker 3: my feet please, I don't. I don't.
1:14:50
Speaker 2: I don't want to be sitting there in a pedicure place,
1:14:53
Speaker 2: with my feet.
1:14:54
Speaker 3: In the in the bath with with with someone walking
1:15:00
Speaker 3: in going, oh my god, that's chet Green having a
1:15:03
Speaker 3: pot cure. Yeah, you have to do it privately because
1:15:06
Speaker 3: people know you. But oh, Jed loves pedicures. Every time
1:15:10
Speaker 3: we go on a cruise or whatever, he always goes
1:15:12
Speaker 3: for a pedicure before we go.
1:15:15
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
1:15:16
Speaker 3: He loves that and he loves the because not only
1:15:20
Speaker 3: you get the pedicure, but after they're all done, then
1:15:22
Speaker 3: you get the full foot massage that goes up to
1:15:24
Speaker 3: your knees. So they massage from your knees down. That different,
1:15:27
Speaker 3: that's all part of the pedicure.
1:15:29
Speaker 2: That's different.
1:15:30
Speaker 3: You bathe your feet a nice warm water that has
1:15:33
Speaker 3: chemicals in it to loosen up these out of skin
1:15:36
Speaker 3: that's dry, and then they shave that all down nice
1:15:40
Speaker 3: and smooth, and they trim your nails back to a
1:15:43
Speaker 3: nice shape and smooth it with a file, and then
1:15:46
Speaker 3: they put lotion on your legs. Just massage your legs
1:15:49
Speaker 3: from your knees all the way down. Yeah, that's that's fine.
1:15:52
Speaker 2: I just don't want anyone's head back and goes to sleep.
1:15:54
Speaker 2: I just don't want anyone, you know, coming in and
1:15:57
Speaker 2: being like, oh my god.
1:15:59
Speaker 3: It's perfect. Do you know many guys when I go
1:16:02
Speaker 3: to the salon to get my nails done, do you
1:16:04
Speaker 3: know how many guys come there to get their manicures and pedicures?
1:16:08
Speaker 2: Lots of them really, Oh gush, pedicures too.
1:16:11
Speaker 3: Absolutely, manicures and pedicures. It's a thing. They go for
1:16:15
Speaker 3: facials what men love to go for facials. They go
1:16:19
Speaker 3: for ear waxing, nose waxing, eyebrow waxing, Oh yeah, back waxing,
1:16:26
Speaker 3: chest waxing. They do it all leave sasquatch alone, and
1:16:30
Speaker 3: they're all they're all straight men. I mean, there's nothing
1:16:35
Speaker 3: wrong with taking care of yourself. You know, there's a
1:16:39
Speaker 3: stigma out there that women shouldn't do this and men
1:16:41
Speaker 3: shouldn't do that. Why stop, like that woman said, stop
1:16:46
Speaker 3: making these social rules. Oh and just let people do
1:16:51
Speaker 3: and enjoy what they want to do and enjoy if
1:16:54
Speaker 3: they're not hurting anybody. That's where I go back to,
1:16:58
Speaker 3: why do you so upset that there gay people out there?
1:17:01
Speaker 3: If they're sleeping with another person in their bedroom and
1:17:05
Speaker 3: they're not doing PDA or what is it? Yeah, PDA?
1:17:11
Speaker 3: How does that affect you? Sure it doesn't. So if
1:17:16
Speaker 3: a man wants to take a bubble bath, to go
1:17:18
Speaker 3: for a pedicure or anything to take care of himself
1:17:21
Speaker 3: and make himself feel good, men have emotions also, just
1:17:26
Speaker 3: like women. Okay, And if this makes them feel good,
1:17:30
Speaker 3: have had it? Yeah? Yeah. And if a woman wants
1:17:33
Speaker 3: to be a construction worker, who cares? There's an older
1:17:40
Speaker 3: couple down the street from me, and they get their
1:17:43
Speaker 3: lawn service and their trees trimmed and everything else from
1:17:47
Speaker 3: an all female contractor interesting her and a couple of
1:17:52
Speaker 3: other women. They ride the mowers, they clean the shrubs,
1:17:56
Speaker 3: they cut trees, limbs or who cares? My answer is
1:18:01
Speaker 3: more power to you. You're making money, you're taking care
1:18:04
Speaker 3: of your family. Who cares?
1:18:08
Speaker 2: Stupid criminal file this morning, and we'll close it out.
1:18:12
Speaker 3: Always stupid criminal files.
1:18:14
Speaker 2: Always real people, always real names, always.
1:18:18
Speaker 3: Stupid and The question of the day is ge are
1:18:24
Speaker 3: you sitting? Are you sitting down? I'm sitting down.
1:18:30
Speaker 2: We have a forty one year old woman in Florida, Okay,
1:18:35
Speaker 2: who got a DUI on Saturday. Okay, recreated her mugshot
1:18:41
Speaker 2: from a previous dui arrest in twenty twenty three. I
1:18:47
Speaker 2: have shown the pictures on Facebook. She's got her head
1:18:51
Speaker 2: cocked and her tongue out in both photos.
1:18:56
Speaker 3: Okay, do you want me to go on? Please?
1:19:02
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be stupid and get arrested, at least
1:19:08
Speaker 2: have fun with it.
1:19:09
Speaker 3: I guess.
1:19:12
Speaker 2: That is her quote. That is what she has said.
1:19:17
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, if you're going to be stupid, you
1:19:19
Speaker 3: get arrested.
1:19:20
Speaker 2: Why not forty one year old Diane Gonzales twice the
1:19:27
Speaker 2: legal limit?
1:19:28
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
1:19:30
Speaker 2: Both photos are on Facebook. She's been shamed for it.
1:19:33
Speaker 2: Of course, she obviously had zero remorse. Hopefully a judges
1:19:39
Speaker 2: can see these photos and take appropriate action.
1:19:42
Speaker 3: But yeah, he'll probably give them more more sentence. God, Chris,
1:19:48
Speaker 3: he's not taking it serious. But that's funny.
1:19:50
Speaker 2: Shall we tell you about Christopher Spain? Do tell the
1:19:57
Speaker 2: Florida Highway Patrol just pulled him over? They started coming.
1:20:04
Speaker 2: Now that they are, They're coming right now. They started
1:20:08
Speaker 2: getting calls Friday morning at eight thirty about a man
1:20:12
Speaker 2: driving his lawn tractor erradically in the southbound lanes on
1:20:18
Speaker 2: a toll road. Okay, I wanted to have a cold
1:20:26
Speaker 2: one and mow the lawn at eight thirty, had a
1:20:29
Speaker 2: cold four, got it, and then somehow got lost on
1:20:39
Speaker 2: the front lawn and ended up on this major toll road.
1:20:43
Speaker 2: Oh my god, couldn't find his way fuck, couldn't find
1:20:48
Speaker 2: his way home. They pulled him over on a lawn tractor,
1:20:54
Speaker 2: cocked out of his mind. This is not the first
1:20:58
Speaker 2: time that stuff like that this has happened.
1:21:01
Speaker 3: Gee, is it drinking and driving? I don't know. I
1:21:10
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know. And how much is the
1:21:13
Speaker 3: toll for a lawn tractor? Is it half prize? Is
1:21:19
Speaker 3: it more? Was he in the slow lane, the fast lane?
1:21:27
Speaker 2: Was he in the commuter lane, the.
1:21:32
Speaker 3: H O V lane? You know? You can't make this
1:21:36
Speaker 3: ship up. You cannot.
1:21:39
Speaker 2: And I always, always, always love finding this stuff and
1:21:44
Speaker 2: bringing it onto the air for you and I have
1:21:47
Speaker 2: a laugh about it.
1:21:48
Speaker 3: Just hysterical because people are stupid.
1:21:51
Speaker 2: People are very stupid. Yes, Listen, buddy, is there anything
1:21:57
Speaker 2: you can think of before we skip out of here?
1:22:01
Speaker 3: No, I'm thinking coffee.
1:22:03
Speaker 2: Are you thinking coffee?
1:22:04
Speaker 3: I'm dying for coffee. Listen.
1:22:07
Speaker 2: On a serious note, good luck today later on when
1:22:11
Speaker 2: you're having your surgery.
1:22:13
Speaker 3: Thank you, And God bless.
1:22:19
Speaker 2: The nursing staff, the doctors that have to deal with yours.
1:22:25
Speaker 3: God.
1:22:27
Speaker 2: However much they get paid, if it's hourly, whatever, it
1:22:32
Speaker 2: should be another ten bucks an hour.
1:22:34
Speaker 3: My anesthesiologist loves me, though. What's up with that? The anesthesiology.
1:22:41
Speaker 3: I have this thing about going under, Okay, I love
1:22:46
Speaker 3: that sensation when they start injecting that stuff into you.
1:22:52
Speaker 2: Would you stop it? I love it? Are you bullshitting?
1:22:54
Speaker 3: No? I love it. It's the only time you legally
1:22:57
Speaker 3: can get that high in public, Okay. And I tell
1:23:02
Speaker 3: them all the time. When I had my all surgery
1:23:06
Speaker 3: a couple of months ago, I told them this, and
1:23:09
Speaker 3: I say to them, when you put that stuff in,
1:23:12
Speaker 3: because they have you count backwards from one hundred, usually
1:23:14
Speaker 3: get to like ninety eight and you're out. And I
1:23:17
Speaker 3: said to them, please please please put it in really
1:23:21
Speaker 3: really slow, like drip it in so slow, because I
1:23:25
Speaker 3: want to feel that oozy oozy feeling. I want to
1:23:30
Speaker 3: see the ceiling tiles move. It's just a really cool feeling.
1:23:34
Speaker 3: When I had my all surgery, I told them that
1:23:37
Speaker 3: and the guy said, I got your buddy. And when
1:23:40
Speaker 3: it was time, he said, all right, now start counting
1:23:43
Speaker 3: back from one hundred. And when I got to about
1:23:47
Speaker 3: seventy five, I looked at him. I was like, dude,
1:23:49
Speaker 3: this is awesome, and he's like cool. I got all
1:23:53
Speaker 3: the way down to fifty before I was out, and
1:23:58
Speaker 3: when I woke up, the guy said, dude, when you
1:24:01
Speaker 3: got to fifty five, I was like, I gotta get
1:24:03
Speaker 3: him under at this point. And that's enough, he says,
1:24:06
Speaker 3: So I finally knocked you out. So when I spoke
1:24:09
Speaker 3: to the anesthesiologist yesterday, I said, Tom, can you do
1:24:12
Speaker 3: me a favor before you put me out for my
1:24:15
Speaker 3: hand surgery? Can you go really really slow? I love that,
1:24:20
Speaker 3: and he goes, I gotcha. So I'm looking forward to
1:24:23
Speaker 3: that pot. But then a cappuccino when I wake up.
1:24:28
Speaker 3: I love that because when the ceiling tiles are those
1:24:31
Speaker 3: you know, the acoustic tiles with all little dots in it. Yeah,
1:24:35
Speaker 3: so when you're laying there, you just the dots start
1:24:38
Speaker 3: to move and you're like, dude, here it comes, and
1:24:42
Speaker 3: then you you hear things, but they're like in an
1:24:44
Speaker 3: echo chamber. And I always like to sit forward a
1:24:47
Speaker 3: little bit, tail my headphone and be like, this is awesome, dude.
1:24:51
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like the highlight of my surgery.
1:24:54
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm going to have a shoulder replaced. Maybe
1:24:57
Speaker 2: I'll have them do this.
1:24:58
Speaker 3: You do, it's slow, just let it fade out instead
1:25:03
Speaker 3: of going black. Fade to black, good song before we skip.
1:25:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't seen you in a while, and I've
1:25:17
Speaker 2: missed you.
1:25:18
Speaker 3: Well, you've neglected me.
1:25:20
Speaker 2: I have a huge I have a huge story that
1:25:22
Speaker 2: I have to share in the air. I'm going to
1:25:24
Speaker 2: do it another time.
1:25:25
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, I've been waiting because patiently for this.
1:25:27
Speaker 2: It's big. It's so big, it's I'm gonna need a
1:25:31
Speaker 2: half an hour.
1:25:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, you told me this, and it was supposed to
1:25:33
Speaker 3: be last week, but then something came up, and and
1:25:36
Speaker 3: then this week we got doing what we do best talking.
1:25:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're not going to believe this one. I'm
1:25:43
Speaker 2: looking forward to it. You're just not.
1:25:45
Speaker 3: I'm looking And to all my fans who keep messaging
1:25:48
Speaker 3: me and telling me how awesome I am, and how
1:25:50
Speaker 3: much you love this show. Yeah, I'm happy that you
1:25:53
Speaker 3: love coming on Thursdays. Come come the rest of the
1:25:55
Speaker 3: week too, because there's always such good information. Thursdays are
1:25:58
Speaker 3: the ice break to the weekend. But Monday, Tuesday, and
1:26:01
Speaker 3: Wednesday is always good. And we need to laugh, brother,
1:26:04
Speaker 3: you gotta laugh. We need to laugh because otherwise you
1:26:07
Speaker 3: step outside and you look around and you cry. So
1:26:10
Speaker 3: I'd rather laugh. Like your outfit, It's just your outfit
1:26:16
Speaker 3: only says one word to me.
1:26:19
Speaker 2: What does it say?
1:26:20
Speaker 3: Okay, and you can fade to black after this, but
1:26:23
Speaker 3: your outfit always says.
1:26:25
Speaker 2: Really, are you kidding me?
1:26:27
Speaker 3: Really? It's not that bad, buddy. Sure.
1:26:42
Speaker 2: Hey, did I tell you about the uh the barbecue
1:26:48
Speaker 2: over at Rex's house?
1:26:49
Speaker 3: No?
1:26:50
Speaker 2: I went to a barbecue at Rex's house with all
1:26:53
Speaker 2: of Rex's friends. And guess what I brought with me?
1:26:57
Speaker 2: What my other drink container? Okay, a pineapple?
1:27:09
Speaker 3: Help me, Lloyd, help me.
1:27:11
Speaker 2: Huge mistake. When I got out of my truck, Rex
1:27:20
Speaker 2: lan over to my car to my truck and said, dude,
1:27:27
Speaker 2: do not get out of your truck with that. Don't
1:27:37
Speaker 2: And I'm like, come on, dude, lighten up, just my pineapple,
1:27:42
Speaker 2: and he's like, bro, I'm serious. There are people here
1:27:47
Speaker 2: who swing the bat on both sides of the plate.
1:27:51
Speaker 2: Don't come into this party with that pineapple. When I
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Speaker 2: got there, yep, my pineapple was d when I carried
1:28:02
Speaker 2: it into the backyard. Oh no, it was upside down.
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Speaker 2: Rex was not happy. I have a great day, everyone, h.
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