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Whackhead Prank: The ATM Card Swallow Nightmare · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous cranky
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  Speaker 1: car from Daring Wackhead, something ex exclusive to KFM Mornings. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling a dude in distress. One of the worst
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  Speaker 1: things that can happen to you. You go to the ATM,
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  Speaker 1: you put your card in, and what happens. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: come back out its swallowed feelings. You get one hungry
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  Speaker 1: ATM and that's it. Now you stand there like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got no money, I've got no card. I've actually
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  Speaker 1: got nothing. What if I walk away and then it
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  Speaker 1: comes out later and the next I gets it business
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  Speaker 1: I've had that happen. And then I stand around and
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  Speaker 1: I go, somebody's done something this machine. They're coming to
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  Speaker 1: get my card now and you're going to catch them.
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  Speaker 1: And I put my pin in already and then nobody came.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Yeah, I went home two days later. But hey,
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  Speaker 1: so so this guy's now is yeah, I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: never a good situation. Is the one thing that that
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  Speaker 1: that we can be very sort of sleep easy with
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  Speaker 1: in South Africa with the levels of corruption that we have.
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  Speaker 1: We have some of the most secure banking systems in
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  Speaker 1: the world by far. All Right, So now I had
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  Speaker 1: to do some work with this before. I had to
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  Speaker 1: actually learn the piano for a prank. Yes, I had
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  Speaker 1: to learn the piano and I had to write a song.
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  Speaker 1: It will all be revealed. See if you can spot
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  Speaker 1: it in this prank. Here we go. Obviously, I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from F and B because that's his bank, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just she had to escalate the situation obviously, mister Archer,
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  Speaker 1: It's Jeffrey. I'm calling you from a First National Bank
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  Speaker 1: F and B. Yes, so can you just tell me
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  Speaker 1: basically again what the problem is. I went to and
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  Speaker 1: I'm put in my code and it was rejected. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'll put exactly the same code in which I
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  Speaker 1: used for a past the chip card and it was
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  Speaker 1: rejected again, and then it was revolt. Okay. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: aware that I can think of the consultant there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: aware that FMB has a problem within chip cards, and
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  Speaker 1: she denied it. Okay, Well, well i'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to solving your problem. Then, just for verification purposes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to put you through to a little
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  Speaker 1: computer message. Okay, good afternoon, welcome to First National Bank.
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  Speaker 1: So please enter your ID number followed by the hash
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  Speaker 1: key gone all in. Oh my okay perfect. Could you
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  Speaker 1: enter in now your pin code for your card that
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  Speaker 1: you used, please? Okay, just the digits. I'll do that.
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  Speaker 1: Invalid pin number, That's what I'm saying. Can we just
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  Speaker 1: double check that. Can you enter your pin again? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Once again? In valid pin number? Oh? What can I say?
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  Speaker 1: Okay again? Oh? No, you have entered your pin number
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  Speaker 1: in correctly three times. Your card has been blocked. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We're gonna have to do a
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  Speaker 1: security override here, but it needs to be done from
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  Speaker 1: your side. Okay, I need you to tap in this code.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got a pin and paper? Then I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to give it to you. Yes, one six six none
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  Speaker 1: six three two two. So it's one one six nine
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  Speaker 1: six three two yeah. Okay, So I'm gonna stop that, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: two nine nine hash nine six three one okay, okay
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  Speaker 1: one hash hash hash hash nine six one okay. And
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  Speaker 1: then lastly one one two six three six okay. It's
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  Speaker 1: just picking up your codes here. It's just gonna quickly
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  Speaker 1: run them back through the through the processing unit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you wish me, you wish Christmas? Yeah, I know there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing we can do for you. We just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: wish you are merry Christmas. Wacked Simpson, No, I'm serious, driver.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how long it took me to learn
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  Speaker 1: that tune? The art of it all. Yeah, well a
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  Speaker 1: couple of lessons we can learn from that exchange. Sure
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  Speaker 1: he just gave that well, you know, very convincing. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much, Briham, thank you very much. But
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  Speaker 1: you know what, it is that time of year, so
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  Speaker 1: the scammers are coming out to play. No, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: time to start wishing people are marry