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The gay sheep · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: We have a bunch of farms around here.
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  SPEAKER_00: It might be a cow farm, dairy farm.
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  SPEAKER_00: It might be, you know, for specifically for, you know, beef for the hamburgers on the grill.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whatever you like.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sheep farms.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: A German sheep farmer saved his gay sheep.
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  SPEAKER_00: How do you know it's gay?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, there used to be there used to be a rumor about Bradford.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was a great joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the only reason I said the headline so I could bat like a gay person.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, it was like bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I was to say that was a bad joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's just get this out of the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, uh.
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  SPEAKER_00: How do I well I'm sorry, what was your question?
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  SPEAKER_00: How do you know the sheep's gay?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I know it's a brave new world.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have no shame on that sheep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: He exhibited what he said was exclusively.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on, this is a funny funny.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: This is a funny story.
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  SPEAKER_00: He says he exhibited what was exclusively homosexual behavior.
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  SPEAKER_00: Again, I've got- You know, Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got six boy pugs.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was getting unramped.
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  SPEAKER_00: They all hump each other.
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  SPEAKER_00: Unwanted ramp.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's a it's not gay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's not like Frank's, it's not like Frank's gay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did not know we were going here today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe a little bias.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, they do it as a way to kind of show dominance.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh Oh, I'm so glad we don't do it as a humans.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would I'm so glad I'm in all my brother's leg.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because who's the dominant sibling?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, you are um but uh listen to me, I'm like, oh god.
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  SPEAKER_00: My brother's back.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, that's a joke you can tell.
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  SPEAKER_01: I really can't tell.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's not gay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here's the thing about it is I mean, in the animal universe.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: He actually has rainbow wool.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, anyway.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's actually the joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: That the sheep has rainbow wool.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not the okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So in the animal, this is where I try to take it.
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  SPEAKER_01: In the animal kingdom.
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  SPEAKER_01: This explanation may actually sound gay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but uh the the in the animal world, a lot of that sound gay but aren't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Allie's brother.
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  SPEAKER_01: I give up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, come on, okay.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: If you have boy dogs, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's not necessarily that Frank's like, hey, Petey.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Although now that I think about it, Petey's kind of a gay name.
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  SPEAKER_00: Winston! It's time for your hoping! I've got a great one.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: I have a great addition to this about things that like aren't gay but seem it.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Are we still in Pride Month?
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I have waited four days for this story?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, this is great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, in the Animal Kingdom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, they'll they'll wrestle.
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  SPEAKER_01: And, you know, one of the things they'll do is they'll wrestle.
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  SPEAKER_01: They'll kinda told you this explanation's not gonna work.
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  SPEAKER_01: They'll be a mounting.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think we've explained.