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Pat McAfee STOLE OUR IDEA , Shedeur's SMART quote, Cowboys make GREAT move · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show. We have a little bone to pick
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  Speaker 1: with Pat McAfee for stealing our idea. Let's go roll
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  Speaker 1: the intro. That's the wrong intro intro whatever, Moron Gommenty
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  Speaker 1: Alive from Philly. It's the number one rated Paully and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Fosco show.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always Paully fools go here with Tony Fosco and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Yo. You know, we got a lot to catch up, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: First we do. I was gonna say we're kicking off
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  Speaker 1: the sixth season of the show, but you know, I
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  Speaker 1: see all these Netflix shows like have six episodes and
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  Speaker 1: they call that a season. Exactly, this isn't the sixth season,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know, we've got like two hundred and fifty episodes.
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  Speaker 3: So when you do the math, we're in like season seventy,
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  Speaker 3: which makes this, you know, technically the longest running show
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  Speaker 3: in the history of television.
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  Speaker 1: It does. And you know another thing equally important we
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  Speaker 1: need to address. You know, we we know you out there.
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  Speaker 1: You've been wondering where we've been for the past few
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  Speaker 1: weeks or so. Well, you know you can hear it
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  Speaker 1: in my voice, my boys, a little raspy. Well that's
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  Speaker 1: because we've been in the studio, okay, right down songs,
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  Speaker 1: you know, laying down hot vocals on our soon to
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  Speaker 1: be released album of original songs. Well, that's what we
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  Speaker 1: were working on. And then one day we look up
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  Speaker 1: at the TV and Pat McAfee, this loser comes into
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  Speaker 1: the would work with an album of his own songs
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  Speaker 1: titled Diary of a Polarizing Figure, because he clearly stole
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  Speaker 1: the idea. He heard that we were working on an
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  Speaker 1: album and tried to beat us to a punch, you know, don'ty,
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  Speaker 1: And he even stole our album title.
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  Speaker 3: Ours was gonna be called Diary of two very popular figures,
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  Speaker 3: you know. In fact, there's the album art right there.
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  Speaker 1: There's the art right there. Anyway, we're not gonna let
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  Speaker 1: Pat mcavee ruin our big album debut, no so on
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  Speaker 1: today's show. Well, luckily we had him ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna be playing you selected tracks from our new album.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, we wanted to play one up top, but
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  Speaker 1: our producer back there, moron on me, he cued up
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  Speaker 1: the wrong track. You know, you know what, We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: queue him up for a beaten yeah anyway, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so look here's the first track off our album. What
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  Speaker 1: we did, you see, is we took our iconic intro
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  Speaker 1: music and what we did for the first time this
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  Speaker 1: is historic. We laid down some hot vocals over without
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  Speaker 1: further adude. Here is the opening track of our new album,
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  Speaker 1: Play It is the Sports. Now producers short now micro.
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  Speaker 4: And women think he's gross grows.
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  Speaker 1: In abruptly. Well, you know, it's impossible to improve upon perfection,
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  Speaker 1: which I intro was to begin with, but we somehow
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  Speaker 1: did it.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, now I think I see why produce
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  Speaker 3: It chose not to play that track at the beginning
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  Speaker 3: of the.
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  Speaker 1: Show yep it whimp, Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe no, I didn't play it because that's just clearly
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  Speaker 5: an AI generated song you made. There's no way that's
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  Speaker 5: the two of you singing on that track. Huh local sweetening, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know he doesn't understand the music industry, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's just jealous about what God given talent is.
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  Speaker 5: All it is. That's what's that You're jealous. Jealous Nobody
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  Speaker 5: wants to hear you make music. They barely want to
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  Speaker 5: hear you talk sports.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, we'll see what you think after this one. Hayda.
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  Speaker 1: You know this next song, let's go to this one.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fully original composition, okay, and it's the I
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  Speaker 1: can track on the album. Frankly, Dony, I think this
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  Speaker 1: could be a potential alternate intro to our show. That's
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  Speaker 1: how good this is. Could I agree? Could go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and play that one? Pelisa, get ready, get ready to
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  Speaker 1: have your mind blown for Scott. They know everything in
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  Speaker 1: the world. One thing, No, for sure. Their producer has
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  Speaker 1: never seen a kid girl.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Jay has.
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  Speaker 1: Got a micropis. It's a small and nobody can see it.
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  Speaker 2: They're in second with the bigger Dick Fiston profile never
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  Speaker 2: got one click. We're gonna keep this song shot. It
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  Speaker 2: can't be just like goddamn.
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  Speaker 1: Abruptly another bang of that Tony.
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  Speaker 3: You know that was going straight to number one, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and again that was totally an original composition by us.
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  Speaker 1: All out of our head.
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  Speaker 5: You know that's clearly No, you clearly just use some
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  Speaker 5: AI prompt to make that.
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  Speaker 1: No. No, what are you talking about? Nothing?
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  Speaker 5: Because he doesn't know what what I hate of AI software? No,
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  Speaker 5: the AI software clearly thought end abruptly was part of
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  Speaker 5: the lyrics. Probably you because you just typed it in wrong.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, that was part of the lyrics.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want a song to just end out of
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  Speaker 3: nowhere without giving the audience some warning. You know, when
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  Speaker 3: you say end abruptly, you're letting the audience know the
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  Speaker 3: song is over us, so there's no confusion.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I think about it this way at the end of
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  Speaker 1: your date. So it would be nicer if the woman
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  Speaker 1: just said and abruptly instead of walking out like she
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  Speaker 1: normally says. He doesn't understand, dummy.
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  Speaker 5: No, And also the voice sounded totally different the voice
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  Speaker 5: on the last.
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  Speaker 1: Song, well that's called vocal rage. Again. Doesn't know, bro,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't understand the industry. He doesn't understand.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, are all these songs you recorded just
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  Speaker 5: about me? Because if sto that was a complete total
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  Speaker 5: waste of time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no No. In fact, he jumped down to uh
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  Speaker 1: track seven on the album Listen to this one again,
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  Speaker 1: another original composition, have totally original. It's time to.
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  Speaker 2: Talk spots, talk about the games we've seen.
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  Speaker 6: But first let's talk about producer Jay. He was the
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  Speaker 6: record for VETUS. His is big because old body's ever
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  Speaker 6: seen this.
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  Speaker 1: Producers got him.
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  Speaker 2: Micraf be Microsoft cannot see that. It's like a bumble
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  Speaker 2: beees dish and zero inches.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I do admit that hearing that back guy did
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  Speaker 1: kind of you know, kind of was a lot about
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  Speaker 1: the producer. You know, we're hearing it back again. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's stick. Because we were so in the creative we will,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't notice. Yeah right, here's a different one. Go
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  Speaker 1: to track twelve. Play that one. The studio musicians were
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  Speaker 1: really getting into it. He yes, that's the first SCOO
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  Speaker 1: show So right sound.
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  Speaker 2: Related subject for juicing.
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  Speaker 1: Jay has never seen a match.
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  Speaker 2: Was fun his mom.
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  Speaker 1: Because everyone is ed out bad that perv name Jay,
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  Speaker 1: and I propably you see that one was more about
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  Speaker 1: your mom than it was about you exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, I just say, Pauly, your voice sounds incredible.
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  Speaker 1: It really just I mean, you can see why I'm
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  Speaker 1: having troubled talking. It was worth it, so well left
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  Speaker 1: it all in the studio. It was worth it.
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  Speaker 5: Why no, I feel like this joke, if you could
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  Speaker 5: even call it, that is just getting old and you
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  Speaker 5: should you should just move on.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you should move on.
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  Speaker 3: Is also where every woman said to you at your
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  Speaker 3: last speed dating event Ooo, now shut him mouth.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need your help doing the show. We can
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  Speaker 1: handle it. Then we got a lot to get go.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get right into it with our top story.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Brown's QB Shadur Sander's face and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of criticism after he threw a costly interception in the
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  Speaker 1: Browns Up preseason loss to the Bars. Now Shaduur, he
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  Speaker 1: fired back at critics, saying, quote, it was the right read.
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  Speaker 1: Any decision I make, I know is the right decision.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't execute the decision. Tony your thoughts. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I totally see what Shaud is saying here.
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  Speaker 3: Just because he didn't execute the decision doesn't mean it
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  Speaker 3: was a bad decision.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: You know, look at Tony Romo. People are saying he
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  Speaker 3: made a bad decision to get behind the wheel, But
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  Speaker 3: you know, he just didn't execute the decision, and that's
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  Speaker 3: what makes all the difference in the world. Great point, Donny,
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  Speaker 3: And I was thinking the same thing about your O. J.
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  Speaker 1: Simpson. You know, not the murder pot, but the Heisman
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  Speaker 1: trophy robbery pot. You know, if someone's got your Heisman trophy,
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  Speaker 1: well it's clearly the right decision to go take it
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  Speaker 1: from them. At gunpoint. But again, he just didn't properly
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  Speaker 1: execute the decision, you know, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And also speaking of oj, he made the right read
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  Speaker 3: when he went to have a nice calm talk with
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  Speaker 3: his ex.
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  Speaker 1: Wife about not sleeping with that way to But you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, again it was just the execution that went wrong,
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  Speaker 3: you know, figuratively and literally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that makes all the difference. Breakdown that, Doughty,
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  Speaker 1: And you know, on the subject of decisions, let's move
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  Speaker 1: to the Cowboys. There are a lot of people saying
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  Speaker 1: that the Cowboys made a bad move picking up full
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  Speaker 1: time Super Bowl champ linebacker Von Miller. Now you know,
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  Speaker 1: we always try and be fair and unbiased on this show,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, frankly, that's why I have to say
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  Speaker 1: this is a solid move, don't you know, great thought,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent agree.
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  Speaker 3: I think Von Miller is just as good as Lawrence Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: And ray Lewis.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, not when they were in their
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  Speaker 3: prime playing career, but Lawrence Taylor and ray Lewis right
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  Speaker 3: now today.
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  Speaker 1: I totally agree. And you know, what's the most important
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  Speaker 1: thing a player can have that.
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  Speaker 3: Could experience couse, And that's important because Von Miller is
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  Speaker 3: now the only player on the Cowboys who can remember
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  Speaker 3: when the Cowboys won a Super Bowl because he was
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  Speaker 3: the only one alive at the time and can swear
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  Speaker 3: that it actually happened and wasn't something someone just made up,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like the moon landing.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go, another great point that Doughty, And
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  Speaker 1: you know, we got to get to this other story
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  Speaker 1: because it's clear that the liberal left wing media just
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  Speaker 1: refuses to cover it. They buried it, hiding it from
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  Speaker 1: the American people.
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  Speaker 5: What they do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you all about it after the Break,
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  Speaker 1: be right back act from Break. We just saw the
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  Speaker 1: single greatest athletic achievement of our time and it came
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  Speaker 1: from none other than President Trump because him talking, not
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  Speaker 1: only did he win his golf club championship, it became
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  Speaker 1: the first eighty year old ever to shoot seventy and
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  Speaker 1: Well when this happened, Tony, you know, we were in
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  Speaker 1: the studio, we were already an album. We saw this nose,
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  Speaker 1: so you know that we got we got writing right
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  Speaker 1: away because you know, inspiration, You're right, we had to
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  Speaker 1: memorialize this amazing accomplishment. So we included a bonus track
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  Speaker 1: that we're going to debut on the show. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: this is our tribune to President Trump. Let's go hit
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  Speaker 1: play the Course, Presky.
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  Speaker 2: Live, because President Trump is the greatest golfer whoever lives.
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  Speaker 1: Trump's golf for you, And abruptly, yet another bang of
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  Speaker 1: th Tony.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta say, Taylor Swift has to be worried right
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  Speaker 3: now because she knows we're gonna win all the Grammys.
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  Speaker 1: It's done, it's over, it's over. Well, they have it
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  Speaker 1: just a perfect way the show right there. Don't forget
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  Speaker 1: you go to the merchan stoyant it was. That was
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  Speaker 1: a perfect way for producer what corrections? Oh, that reminds me, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: hold on? What you know? Tony and I and we
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  Speaker 1: wrote a song, the song for your stupid thing you
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  Speaker 1: do here? Hold on, let me play it. Hit plays.
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  Speaker 2: It's the session when he does his connections and he's
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  Speaker 2: never had a direction.
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  Speaker 1: Will kill him then we'll hire. Okay you may now continue, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. The floor is yours. The floor is yours.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. You said two fifty divided by six is somewhere
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  Speaker 5: around seven. Yeah, it sounds about.
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  Speaker 1: Right, bro. It's called simple math, bro.
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  Speaker 5: And clearly you don't know it because two fifty divided
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  Speaker 5: by six is closer to forty.
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  Speaker 1: That's simple math. Oh yeah, well after the show, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to show you your fine divided by my axe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and here's some more simple men.
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  Speaker 3: You plus talking equals shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's get what. He's still talking? Still yapp
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  Speaker 1: and what go?
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  Speaker 5: Also, you seem to imply that Von Miller is as
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  Speaker 5: old as Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's about the same age. Bro in the ballpark, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, Von Miller's only thirty seven. Ray Lewis is
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  Speaker 5: fifty one, Lawrence Taylor is sixty seven. So you're way
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  Speaker 5: off as usual. Oh well, you just reminded me.
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  Speaker 1: I'd love for you to meet ray Lewis if you'll
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  Speaker 1: catch my drift. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what's also only thirty seven the millimeters
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  Speaker 3: of your penis.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that one's get Yeah, he's talking.
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  Speaker 5: You said it was the right decision for Tony Romo
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  Speaker 5: to get behind the wheel of the car even though
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  Speaker 5: he was intoxicuted.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he just didn't properly execute the decision exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's all in the execution, which he clearly got wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I honestly have no idea. What you're saying, all
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  Speaker 5: I know is that it's totally irresponsible. There's never a
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  Speaker 5: good reason for someone to get behind the wheel when
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  Speaker 5: they're under the influence.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, I guess we do have to apologize and
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  Speaker 1: then take it back, you know, don'y.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we take it back and also take it back.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Is what your mom said to the doctor when she
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  Speaker 3: gave birth to you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a right way to go out. Actually, hold
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  Speaker 1: on is a better way. Just booked on the show
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  Speaker 1: Eagles zero super Bowl legend Nick Foles or join that way. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you don't forget your rate and review of the show
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  Speaker 1: five stars. Go to your like you subscribe, You go
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  Speaker 1: into work store, you buy the or the merch great job.
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  Speaker 3: As always, same to you, poorly another floors show.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see you next week. See you
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  Speaker 1: play the good song played?
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  Speaker 7: The good song is the sports now?
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  Speaker 6: Producers Penis short now mycro.
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  Speaker 1: He's got and women think he's grosser. Produces Penis grows
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  Speaker 1: in abruptly