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9-year MLB outfielder Kevin Mench joins the show! · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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  All right, you're out of your mind.
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  Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, we are now speaking to 9 year
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  MLB outfielder, the one and only Kevin Mitch.
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  Kevin, what's up, buddy? I'm about to leave.
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  Why? Why?
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  What's wrong? What's going on here?
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  I pick on everybody. I pick on everybody.
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  I you want me to pick on you? You want me to pick on you?
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  I mean, I listen as we move forward in this interview, if I,
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  if I find something that I need to nitpick, what's that?
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  Is that a horn? What is that where you got a
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  piece of metal over there? So WW, that's even worse.
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  That's even worse. This guy, we have a bunch of
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  guys drinking on the show. Run for your life.
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  The first time we had on the show, he had the whole like
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  shelf. He did.
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  He did. Kevin Kevins a whiskey over
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  there. He's a whiskey drinker.
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  All right, Kev, I, I, I've got a lot to get into.
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  Obviously, the MLB season is on its way and everybody was me and
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  Jabba went back and forth before the season started.
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  Who's the best player in baseball?
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  He went with Donnie. I said Aaron Judge, and I've
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  been saying Aaron Judge really for the last 3 1/2 years, he's
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  been the best player in baseball.
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  He shows up when, you know, in the regular season, but so far
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  in the playoffs, he has it if he shows up in the playoffs.
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  And Alex Rodriguez had the same problem over the years when he
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  went for the rain when he was in Seattle and then he went to the
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  Yankees until 2009. Alex Rodriguez laid up a lousy
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  goose egg every single year. Do you believe that if Aaron
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  Judge figures it out in the playoffs, this team could be the
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  team to beat this year, even with the National League as good
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  as it is and even the way the Detroit Tigers are playing right
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  now? Yeah, I mean, that's always been
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  the biggest thing with him is just the postseason numbers.
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  What did he end up hitting like 160 last year?
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  It was bad. I mean, he had sixty.
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  Yeah. I mean, and that's what you and
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  that's what you're relying on. So I mean, it's it's a different
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  story this year with Soto going to the Mets.
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  I mean, he's really tearing it up in New York, by the way, over
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  there. Speedy Tearing it up, huh?
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  Oh, yeah. For your Mets.
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  All his walks for your Mets. All his walks but no home runs,
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  Yeah. Yeah, so it collectively comes
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  around, comes down to the guys around them, right?
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  If he's not going to be able to pick up the slack, because Java
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  knows pitching in the postseason, right, The butt
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  holes get a lot tighter, right? Guys are more pinpoint with
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  pitches and everything else. So, you know, guys will get away
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  with mistakes. They're able to postseason, you
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  can't get away with mistakes. So guys, the focus comes to
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  that. Will we see that from him in the
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  postseason? You don't know.
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  You know, you look at the AL Central.
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  I mean, really those are like, they're like the evil stepchild
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  of base football, really the AL Central.
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  I mean, they'll play for what, 80 wins will win the division or
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  something, something like that. And then you'll have New York,
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  Boston battling out in the in the East, the West, who knows
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  what's going to happen. And nationally wise, I mean,
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  you, you never know, you know, Otani's, you know, they, he's
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  done it in the postseason. He did it last year and he's,
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  he's got that he's got the ability to do it.
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  Can you know, and that's, and that's the thing.
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  It just it, it all depends. We'll, we'll find out here, I
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  guess, once we get right around the All Star break where teams
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  are going to start really separating themselves.
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  You know, job we talk about the the dog days, right, right after
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  the All Star game that that six weeks leading into August where
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  you're just like, Oh my gosh, it's so hot.
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  Oh, especially here. What do I want to you know, how
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  are you going to how are you going to handle that?
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  Are guys going to be able to maintain that and and judges
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  hitting what close? I saw 390 something.
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  Is that right? 391. 392 I.
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  Think was the one last time I checked, yeah.
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  OK, so I mean, I guess is he going to keep pace with that?
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  Highly doubtful. But you, you know, you never
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  know with that. I mean, really, but it comes
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  down to, you know, pitching and defense what's going to or what
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  wins championships. You know, I mean, you look at
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  that last year, you look at the World Series last year, the
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  clutch hits that they had and then the Yankees just fell
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  apart, couldn't play defense. But I mean, that's the thing.
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  If you've got to be all around capable of doing stuff, you
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  know, I saw somebody, you know, the greatest, the best player we
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  have now, I don't know, because Judge can't really play defense,
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  right? No, Tiny can't do anything.
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  I mean, is he going to be able to come back and pitch like he
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  did? I don't know.
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  So the best player wise, I mean, offensively, yes, it's it's got
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  to be judged, but defensively. You say that, Joe, Hold on, one
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  say you said Judge can't play defense.
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  He's one of the best right fielders in the league.
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  I mean, statistics would tell you that he is he's not a good
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  center fielder, But how many errors did he have besides the
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  World Series? Did he make a lot of mistakes in
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  center field? No, he's obviously not one of
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  those super. He's not like a Cunha out there,
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  but he can make the plays and he can do the things that you
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  expect a center fielder to do. And and how many set right
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  fielders right now in the league is better than Aaron Judge?
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  Maybe 2. He's he's probably a top three
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  center right fielder in the league.
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  So to say. He's A5 tool player and he's not
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  going to steal a lot of bases. But if, if he wants, Aaron Judge
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  will get you 50, 16 stolen bases right now.
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  I think he has six or seven right now.
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  He's probably this year we'll probably steal about 16 of them.
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  I mean that's not bad for a guy that is 6 foot 8 and 280 lbs of
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  muscle. Yeah, I mean, I can see you out
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  there stealing that many bags too.
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  I mean, you go for it there. You go job.
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  There you go, Kevin. He has a challenge.
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  Go steal. We'll pull out the bait, We'll
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  pull out the we'll pull out. Just pull the piece of boxes off
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  your desk right now. I gave up at. 90 feet and try
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  and see how. See if you can.
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  Just make my nipples. Job will be on the mound and
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  I'll catch and we'll throw you all right.
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  Let's do it. Let's do it.
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  But we got to get a hitter. We got to get a real hitter
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  because we're not going to sit there up there.
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  Yeah, we no, we want to get a real hitter.
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  So a guy's going to put a challenge up there at the at the
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  plate. Oh, so I'm trying to get the guy
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  out too. Well, yeah.
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  Well, what are you going to do? I thought you were just trying
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  to hold on. Hold on.
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  Let me say something before he says anything.
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  If you know, all you got to do is throw a strike and throw me
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  out, that wouldn't be fair. You got to go after the hitter
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  and try to strike him out as well.
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  Just like a regular game. If I'm at 1st and I'm stealing,
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  if you know you, all you got to do is throw it down the middle
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  and the catch is going to throw it to second.
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  You're going to get me every single time.
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  But you got to have a challenge. You have to have a challenge.
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  A pitch out, he calls. A pitch out that's in that bag.
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  Stop. Stop chopping.
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  Now you're cheating. Now he's cheating.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, Java's trying to find a way to cheat.
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  Now that's first. Of all she ain't cheating,
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  you're trying and then I and then I can disengage the rubber
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  three times. As long as she's using dude
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  wipes and taking care of my 2 hole I'm good.
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  That's probably that's just why, by the way, Nick's probably
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  getting it in a 2 hole after leaking whatever he's leaking.
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  Struggling right now. Yeah, he's definitely leaking.
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  There's something leaking. Oh my God, by the way.
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  The Carolina Reaper. My mouth is on fire.
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  Well, that's what. That's what happens when you eat
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  hot stuff. There you go.
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  Like was it in salsa or did you guys can you just eat the
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  pepper? Milk and ice cream, bro.
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  What I'm? Playing for the tide, hopefully.
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  He's hoping that the milk's going to kill the birds Milk.
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  His stomach right now is just in nuts.
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  He might throw up. Milk and ice cream.
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  Before no, I put on my fajitas and then I like to eat it with
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  guacamole. But I ate too big of a piece.
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  I got a little ambitious and. You scratch your eye.
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  Too, if you notice. That I've also grabbed my pecker
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  and it is not. It's like it's not fun.
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  You know Speedy will definitely not grabbing anyone pecker.
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  Well Speedy, you won't click your ass.
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  I didn't let anything like that happen.
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  Well, what happened then? It was.
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  I was blindsided. He was blindsided.
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  That's the that's the that's how he admits that something really
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  caught him in the the behind. He was blindsided.
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  By the way, I want to say something goody you started
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  you've been coaching, but man, because you've been coaching, I
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  think you've been screaming a lot.
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  You're losing your voice and you're getting a lot of grazing
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  your beard. So I'm starting to, I'm starting
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  to see that age catch up to you, buddy.
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  I'm coaching college kids now, so my voice is pretty good right
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  now. I just I'm having a hard time
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  breathing. I don't know, I Carolina Reapers
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  got like 20 billion Scoville units.
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  You. Sure you don't have anything in
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  your mouth? You sure you're not taking
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  anything in the mouth? Or you know.
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  No, it's about to be an ice cold glass of warm milk and and some
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  ice cream. OK.
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  At least, at least we're live. If you go down, we can call 911
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  for you. I'm sure his wife is waiting for
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  him to go upstairs. I don't have stairs bro, one
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  floor. Oh, I'm sorry.
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  So there's a lot of heat in that room and she's waiting for it.
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  He's going to hold down ice cream on top of it.
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  Yeah, your stomach is. Going to well, I'm going to need
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  some fudge and some milk chocolate if I'm going in that
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  room. I've done this twice now.
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  I've done this twice. It's bad, yeah.
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  We can challenge it next time, get the get the chip.
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  We can do the Reaper chip. This makes my pecker.
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  Challenge on here. Oh dude.
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  The Reaper chip, I'm out on the Reaper chip.
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  I'll leave the. I mean, I don't even want to do
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  that. I've done I've done a corner and
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  I'm I'm I'm OK with admitting this.
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  I don't care. You guys can call me soft.
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  Whatever. I did legitimately like the
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  corner of it and it was probably the worst 20 minutes of my life.
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  But my son, they their fantasy team.
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  Oh boy. Their punishment was they had to
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  eat the Peppers. Oh boy.
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  And literally he sends me a video because the company sent
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  me like their promo package. Look at this then.
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  Yeah, we'll. Know that's what it looks like.
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  Dude, I cut it up. Why are you eating it?
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  That's what I want to know, if you know it's not.
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  I know you like hot shit, but. You like hot shit and then so
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  you're going to be shitting up a storm after you eat it, Yeah.
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  You found the spicy pepper though.
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  There's a website. Peppers.com has the best hot
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  sauces. Really.
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  There's another one? Yeah, there's another one called
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  Hotness that has really good ones that I've ordered from too.
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  The one I had my brother got me is called Great White Shark
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  Predator. My rear end is burning and.
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  Then I don't like it to linger, I like it to bite me and go
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  away. So this one, it's motto is it'll
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  take a big bite out of your ass and then leave it's grab.
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  I put a little drop in a big pot of chili boy it was.
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  Smoking. That's my favorite in chili,
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  yeah. Jabba.
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  Like my shrimp cocktail chili? At what Chili?
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  Have you ever smoked it? I've had it for the first time
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  and I actually didn't hate it. And I did.
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  I always throw like a couple dabs or like I'll slice up some
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  habaneros. But yeah, there was, there was
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  one my buddy had, he was just trying to be a Dick and it was,
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  it didn't taste like anything and I literally just stuck the
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  toothpick in it. I was like.
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  Somebody like the chart? My brother had one that was
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  called anal agony. I like anal Anal.
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  Anal agony. And there's another I probably
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  can't say on here, but it was pretty nasty.
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  But and it was. We have a segment called
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  Analytics. Yeah, yeah, I like anal.
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  Oh yeah, before this gets further out of.
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  Hand my rear end is burning I'm. Actually going to break
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  something that Goody brought up in his segment a couple of weeks
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  ago. That was the controversy with
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  the Juice Baseballs. Justin Verlander brought it up
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  about about a month. Ago I need a blow pop there's.
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  Been a lot of conspiracy theories on it with the home run
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  records and all that. What are your thoughts to that
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  whole juice baseball? They, they did.
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  I mean, I'm sure they are. They're wound so tight.
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  I remember Jabba, what was your first year?
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  O 6 is the first time I actually used a big league ball.
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  OK, because I think in like my rookie or O2, they had these
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  things called bud balls because balls were flying out of the
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  ballpark somewhat. They were green labeled and we
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  hit them for early BP, right. They were like restricted flight
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  balls. It was it was terrible.
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  And I'm surprised they haven't exploded now the way how tightly
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  wound they are. I mean, it's, it's ridiculous
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  how these the balls are flying out of these ballparks with, you
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  know, with, with what even, I mean, look at the college, even
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  in the college level too. I was about to watch.
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  I actually have been watching more baseball recently.
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  Unfortunately, I don't know why. Unfortunately mental.
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  Health breaks, but unfortunately college baseball I love I love
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  the aluminum sound now right, that's like that's.
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  Baseball. We have a former baseball player
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  saying, unfortunately I'm watching baseball more.
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  That I will, I will say to Vinci that they, they have changed
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  because I would they, we had our 20 year College World Series
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  reunion a couple weeks ago. And even now, because you
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  remember when you played college, the like you loved it
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  because the balls were like soft and you could squeeze them.
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  And if I got 1 as a pitcher and Goody can attest to this, that
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  if you could squeeze it, you're like, I'm trying to hold on to
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  this one as long as I can. But now, even in college, like
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  they lowered the seams and they're just about as hard as a
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  bit. They're not quite as hard, but
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  they've definitely changed all across the board.
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  The bats are ridiculous. Yeah, the bats are ridiculous.
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  All of them are I mean, it's it's it's ridiculous what
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  they're doing. And then, you know, I remember
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  the beginning of there talking about these torpedo, but I don't
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  remember the torpedo bats. I mean, it's just a matter of
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  I'm sure they people and they've been around forever, but why all
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  of a sudden is it becoming this big stink?
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  You know, I don't I don't I don't get it.
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  Right. It's still what's the old adage?
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  It's not the arrow, it's the Indian, right?
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  It's the guys that are swinging the bats, right?
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  That's how that's that's the way it is.
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  I mean, it's not going to be these bats.
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  I swung a small bat, right? And these guys, you know,
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  they're smaller guys that are five, 550 lbs trying to hit it
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  500 feet because of is there more, is there more surface
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  space now these bats and these guys are able to do that.
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  I don't, I don't know. I mean, this is about the size
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  of the barrel that I swung. It was small.
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  It was a 271. I stood on the plate right now,
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  guys, we just got there. It's almost like the remember
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  the Homer Simpson swing. The eyes closed, the bat goes
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  and then the stomach follows. That's what I feel like.
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  Baseball's turned. Into Hold on, Kevin, hold on,
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  hold on first of all, why are you why do you have a baton on
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  your desk? What are you doing with that?
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  Why do you have the? Police here, they all signed it
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  when? They I'm sure that's what you
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  use it for. Who has a baton on their desk?
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  Who keeps a baton on their desk? Kevin Mensch, ladies and
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  gentlemen. I've got to figure out where to
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  hang it. That's fine.
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  Why don't? You come over here, Errol, and
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  I'll show. You.
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  No, no, no. That's speedy.
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  Speedy. Like so slow no?
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  No, he might normally. Dark first right here.
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  Us No, no, people have like pins and sticky notes and he's over
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  there with the damn night. I.
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  Got the world one. Hold on.
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  Hey. Hey, this is Texas.
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  You want to see what else I got sitting here hanging out too?
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  I'm not doing ace freaking tag team.
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  I got all kinds of stuff here. This is this is Texas.
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  I mean, everybody's carrying. Something I'm not going into
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  your house. Kevin, I'll stick to the
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  whiskey. I'm not going into your house.
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  I'm not hanging out with you in your.
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  Basement love it right now. Yes, ATS going to be knocking on
• 17:13
  my door here soon. You keep showing what you have
• 17:17
  over there. If you keep showing what you're
• 17:19
  holding out over there, you're you're going to get yourself in
• 17:22
  a lot of trouble. So I I'm definitely not going to
• 17:24
  your house without any of my buddies.
• 17:26
  I'm not going to Kevin Mensch's house.
• 17:28
  I don't know what he has in his basement.
• 17:30
  He could be hiding a whole different, you know, sector.
• 17:33
  We don't have basements in Texas.
• 17:35
  That's that's an Easter thing. We have basements back home.
• 17:37
  How are you here? I have I have different ones set
• 17:42
  out throughout the house depending on where I'm at.
• 17:45
  Exactly. Jabba has handcuffs in many
• 17:47
  different areas of his house. I'm weird, I'll try everything
• 17:52
  but I don't like being like held down and I don't.
• 17:55
  Like. I'll let you lick my butt, but
• 17:58
  you ain't trying to put me in handcuffs.
• 17:59
  And do something. I can see Jabba's arms against
• 18:02
  his bed post in his nose. The fluff cup.
• 18:07
  Yeah. No, I'm good on that, son.
• 18:10
  I'm good. Look, Nick, look.
• 18:14
  You feel right, goody. Yeah, I'm good.
• 18:16
  Stomach's and knots. It's just sitting there, you're
• 18:18
  like. This makes my pecker hard.
• 18:20
  I'm just trying to. I'm just contemplating a lot of
• 18:22
  things right now. You know, what am I doing?
• 18:25
  I always. Gave up the booty.
• 18:28
  I don't know what I'm doing with my life, dude.
• 18:30
  So we got me back to Speedy's comment about the really hard
• 18:33
  wound. Baseball.
• 18:33
  I gave up the booty there. I'm going to get out of here and
• 18:37
  then get on with my laptop so give me like 2.
• 18:39
  Seconds. That would be smart.
• 18:40
  There you go. Goody is that.
• 18:42
  I was driving, I was driving. Yes, you are and yes, you are.
• 18:45
  You know, I've dedicated. I've got.
• 18:47
  I've got. Everybody's life in line.
• 18:49
  I've got some breaking news. Breaking news Goody has no
• 18:52
  Woody. Well.
• 18:56
  She's sleeping. But touch it and see.
• 18:59
  What? Happens.
• 19:00
  No, they're right here. It's.
• 19:04
  Going to be these tonight. I'm putting you on a leash now.
• 19:09
  I'll be right back. Just roll over and just do it on
• 19:11
  her back. I'm putting you on a leash now,
• 19:17
  smell my ass. Back to your your question about
• 19:19
  the the Jews baseball, yes, they're getting tighter and
• 19:22
  tighter every year. They're getting wild tighter.
• 19:25
  It's just a matter of time for one blows up.
• 19:28
  Wait, Speedy, we talked about this before right?
• 19:30
  What sells it's baseball would lose money.
• 19:33
  They lose the long ball. Sex sells, yeah.
• 19:35
  Yeah, I'm very aware of. That I love Lisa Ann Goodness.
• 19:41
  Gracious. He's like Superman, he's
• 19:44
  changing. Did you?
• 19:45
  Is that your phone booth you're in?
• 19:46
  Yeah, wow. I I have a soundboard right next
• 19:48
  to me. It's great.
• 19:50
  Blow my back out. Yeah, Kevin, all those, all the
• 19:55
  sounds are besides the ones you've heard of Java, most of
• 19:58
  them are courtesy of that in our media guy.
• 20:01
  That's not true in our private Not true.
• 20:03
  I don't drink a lot of milk. I don't know.
• 20:06
  Yeah, but somebody has to know anyways.
• 20:09
  Yeah, well, Kevin, getting back to some baseball conversation
• 20:12
  because I don't want to scare anybody away.
• 20:14
  Job, actually, I'll let you go. I, I I'm not going to cut you.
• 20:17
  Go ahead. I don't this is.
• 20:19
  Honestly. Fun for me.
• 20:20
  Honestly, hold on. Arrow can I talk?
• 20:23
  Go ahead, go ahead. I didn't know if I had to raise
• 20:26
  my hand. Well, I'm going to ask you the
• 20:27
  question. I'm going to ask you the
• 20:29
  question. Who am I asking a question from?
• 20:31
  Be careful on the angle there though, Menchie, you can get you
• 20:34
  in a lot of trouble. Well, yes you can.
• 20:35
  Not naming them that. Well, somebody's got to name him
• 20:38
  something anyway. Ways.
• 20:39
  Kevin, my question for you is baseball right now has a bunch
• 20:43
  of young superstars. Who do you think is the future
• 20:48
  as we see over the last? Well, as we've seen over the
• 20:52
  last couple of weeks, one and then the other and then the
• 20:55
  other, there's three guys right now that are really pulling
• 20:58
  ahead right now. Two in the National League, one
• 21:00
  in the American League. Who do you have?
• 21:01
  That's the next big face for the MLB.
• 21:05
  Who you talk? Which guys are you talking?
• 21:06
  You talk about De la Cruz. Yes.
• 21:08
  David Crew and who else? Who's the other guy that Jabba
• 21:10
  always talks about? Roman Anthony No.
• 21:12
  But I'm not talking about. Her No, he just.
• 21:14
  He just got called up. Yeah, who's the other guy are
• 21:17
  you? Talking about Leon.
• 21:19
  No Crow. What's the other guy?
• 21:21
  The Whit Junior. No, no, no.
• 21:23
  Who's the Not Bobby Whit? Google.
• 21:24
  Screens. The guy.
• 21:26
  Called me back. The guy was hitting 277.
• 21:28
  The guy, the outfielder, the. Carroll.
• 21:31
  No, we were talking about him. Jeff Fish.
• 21:34
  You know who I'm talking about. What?
• 21:35
  What? What's that guy's name?
• 21:36
  Oh, my God. It'll pop it.
• 21:37
  It'll pop into my head. It'll pop into my head.
• 21:39
  Duran. OK, Jeremy.
• 21:40
  No, no, I'm going to take a nap. Just call me when you're ready.
• 21:44
  Are you talking about Pete Crow Armstrong?
• 21:46
  Pete Crow Armstrong. That's.
• 21:47
  The guy from the Cubs. Yes, Pete Crow.
• 21:49
  Armstrong I don't know much. I don't, I don't know much about
• 21:51
  it. You know, De la Cruz, you know,
• 21:54
  you think about it, you know, I've been hearing, you know what
• 21:57
  about schemes as well? I mean you've got Schemes who's
• 21:59
  just dominant, yet his team is garbage.
• 22:02
  They are hot garbage. They are awful.
• 22:04
  Somebody made-up somebody sent me a message the other day.
• 22:07
  Would you trade schemes for, you know, talk about trading schemes
• 22:10
  for all this stuff and I go, no, fire your general manager, fire
• 22:15
  your scouting department and go find guys and build around them.
• 22:19
  That's like what the that's what the Mads do with daunted here.
• 22:23
  This guys a generational talent. Let's just trade him and.
• 22:25
  Go go spend money now while you have three years of of control
• 22:29
  before he gets to arbitration. What are we doing?
• 22:34
  Yes. How do you do that?
• 22:36
  How could you bring how could you bring up Dom Chick when they
• 22:39
  just won the draft and again, Cooper flag.
• 22:42
  So one hand scratches the other. I say that all the time.
• 22:46
  I think golf sports is fixed. I'm just it's all about
• 22:49
  business. It's all about money, as we all
• 22:51
  know. So Cooper flag is is going who's
• 22:55
  better than The Mavericks next year?
• 22:56
  They got a healthy, they have a healthy Davis.
• 22:59
  They have a healthy Kyrie Irving in the middle of the season and
• 23:01
  now they have him Cooper flag. I mean, this team's going to be
• 23:04
  a playoff team. They go from losing Luca to
• 23:06
  getting the best young player the United States has had since
• 23:09
  Anthony Edwards, so it's not that bad.
• 23:12
  Lja baby LJ. But that's what they're talking
• 23:14
  about. Trade.
• 23:15
  Would he goes, would you trade Paul Skeens?
• 23:17
  I said absolutely not. Fire everybody else and figure
• 23:20
  it out. You've there's got to be it
• 23:22
  starts at the top with all your sky department.
• 23:24
  That's your own organization's fault for drafting really bad.
• 23:27
  I know baseball can be a crap shoot, right, with guys that
• 23:29
  just you never know, but go out and sign some, you know, use use
• 23:34
  the moneyball idea, go grab some guys to build around and and
• 23:37
  help him out. I mean, it's not that hard,
• 23:40
  especially in the in the central.
• 23:41
  I mean, everybody's kind of mediocre, really.
• 23:44
  The Cubs. The Cubs leading the division
• 23:45
  right now, yes. Yeah.
• 23:47
  OK. So I mean with and they don't
• 23:50
  tend to really have a lot of big name talent really right from
• 23:53
  what they're doing. Now think about it.
• 23:55
  Ready for talking? That's the best player, yeah.
• 23:58
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So build around it, figure it
• 24:01
  out. Don't just start getting rid of
• 24:03
  we. No, we have Pete Crow Armstrong.
• 24:05
  We just said that Pete Crow Armstrong is a good, pretty good
• 24:07
  play. And also.
• 24:09
  They have Is he a household name?
• 24:10
  Is he somebody? Like, oh, he's young.
• 24:12
  That's what I'm saying. He's young.
• 24:14
  Yeah, his mom. His mom built.
• 24:16
  Around these guys don't just just trade away because oh, we
• 24:19
  we can't pay them in 10 years. If if you're going to do it,
• 24:22
  then just all right, schemes, here's a 15 year deal here you
• 24:25
  go back load it, go get some free agents, bring them around
• 24:28
  this guy and build a team because Pittsburgh hasn't done
• 24:31
  Jack in a long time. But it's just it seems like
• 24:33
  they've been stuck in mediocrity for gosh.
• 24:37
  They've had dudes. Garrett Cole was there.
• 24:39
  They the the only guy they really paid early was Reynolds
• 24:43
  Brian. So.
• 24:45
  Mark Mark Reynolds. No, Brian.
• 24:48
  Brian Reynolds, like a couple years ago, center fielder.
• 24:51
  Yeah, center fielder. Goody goody, I believe it was
• 24:53
  you who said that Francisco Liriano was the last multi year
• 24:56
  deal they gave. Like 30 million or?
• 24:59
  Something like. One years ago.
• 25:01
  Yeah, the last, the last free agent that they signed was Ivan
• 25:04
  Nova in two. 1000. Yvonne 6.
• 25:07
  Yeah, they could call him. Ivan, yeah.
• 25:09
  That's Yvonne Ivan. I mean, it's spelled Ivan.
• 25:12
  Would you? Is it you?
• 25:14
  Would you do what the Braves have kind of shown what they've
• 25:17
  done and pay the young guys early so that they can have that
• 25:22
  like protection and know that they're going to have the
• 25:24
  ability to sign another contract and backload it to be able to
• 25:30
  get guys around him? Do you do you even think Skeins
• 25:33
  would take that? Or is he like, I'm going to go
• 25:35
  do what I can do, I'm going to get to arbitration and you're
• 25:38
  going to pay the butt load for me?
• 25:40
  I mean, I mean, his wife makes more than he does right now, I'm
• 25:44
  sure. So 1, he probably doesn't need
• 25:46
  it. Two, I mean, it seems like
• 25:47
  Pittsburgh is, it's like the place where people just go to or
• 25:53
  just it's like the pasture, that's where you're going.
• 25:54
  It's like a minor League City if you think about it.
• 25:56
  I mean, it's a beautiful city when you're in Pittsburgh
• 25:58
  overloading downtown. Great ballpark, great setup, but
• 26:01
  it's like everybody's scared to go there.
• 26:04
  Nobody want nobody wants to go there for some odd reason, but
• 26:07
  maybe you can. I don't know what kind of guy
• 26:09
  Schemes is. I've never met the kid.
• 26:10
  Don't you know? Don't know what kind of person
• 26:12
  he is character wise or anything else, but if he's willing, hey.
• 26:15
  Got a hot girlfriend? Sign me now.
• 26:17
  I want to be here. Sign him.
• 26:19
  Sign him. Go find these guys and change
• 26:21
  the change the culture because it seems like it's been a losing
• 26:24
  culture there for the last 25 years.
• 26:27
  And if I'm a young kid, I want to play behind that.
• 26:30
  Yes, because you know what, you're going to get out, you're
• 26:32
  going to get 7-8 innings, right? You're going to, you're going to
• 26:35
  be on your toes. Yeah, you might not get a lot of
• 26:36
  work in the field because these dudes going to go up there and
• 26:39
  deal. But at the same time, you know
• 26:41
  what you're getting. And it's not like it's a bad
• 26:43
  place to play. It's not like it's 9000° in the
• 26:45
  summer. And you know, in, in the in the
• 26:47
  spring, it could be a little bit chilly.
• 26:49
  But heck, by the time fall gets there, I mean, it's it's nice
• 26:52
  weather. Why wouldn't you want to?
• 26:54
  Bring in spring training, it's a great spot.
• 26:56
  Yeah, right near. Exactly, exactly.
• 27:00
  So I mean, I don't, I don't know why they wouldn't, but they,
• 27:03
  it's something at the front office.
• 27:04
  It's like, let's just continue just to just, yeah, just muddy
• 27:08
  the waters and everything. But I I think 2:00 if he's going
• 27:11
  to do it, they're going to have to sign him soon because, you
• 27:15
  know, Major League Baseball, the owners are going to want a
• 27:17
  salary cap at some point to create parity.
• 27:20
  The NHLI think by far has done the best job because of what
• 27:25
  they've done. How team, you know, you bring in
• 27:27
  expansion teams and they're going to Stanley Cup finals,
• 27:30
  right? You've got teams and it's good.
• 27:32
  And that's what people want. They want competitive games.
• 27:35
  They don't want to show up and go, oh, gosh, such and such as
• 27:38
  pitching like, oh, this is going to be fun.
• 27:39
  This is a game I got tickets to. Why would you want that as an
• 27:42
  owner, right? You know, every fifth day you're
• 27:44
  going to get scenes out there, OK, They're going to sell out,
• 27:47
  OK, You've got I don't even know how many.
• 27:48
  Whatever PNC Park holds. All right, 45,000 OK, schemes
• 27:52
  are stalling like 45,000. Next night there's six.
• 27:56
  Really. As an owner, you're going
• 27:57
  alright, time out here. This is not, this has got to be
• 27:59
  something we've got to build around something at some point
• 28:02
  because right, you lose schemes. You're going to set yourself.
• 28:04
  Back 10 years again. 6000 is better than the 137 the Miami
• 28:09
  Marlins had the other night. I.
• 28:10
  Don't know if you feel that or not.
• 28:11
  Another pop. It's because that ballpark is.
• 28:15
  137 dude. That's worse in Oakland.
• 28:20
  Dude. I think we had more than that at
• 28:22
  a board of summary. Just just think about this.
• 28:25
  I went to. We have more viewers right now.
• 28:27
  Listen to this Listen we well right here.
• 28:30
  Yeah, yeah, I went Kevin, I went to the weekend concert on on
• 28:34
  Friday and he sold out 80,000 at MetLife and he did it
• 28:39
  back-to-back to back days. 80,000 sold out crowd to go see
• 28:43
  the weekend and they get 137 people to go watch a baseball
• 28:47
  game. That's embarrassing, absolutely
• 28:48
  embarrassing. It really is.
• 28:51
  Yeah, I mean, what are you doing?
• 28:52
  It's, you know, I think they tried that.
• 28:54
  The Marlins tried that with with Stanton, right?
• 28:56
  We paid him 360 million. But and you looked at that and
• 29:01
  you went, OK, hold on, 360 million, I'm going to win 60
• 29:05
  games a year, get my teeth kicked in or could have back
• 29:10
  loaded it. They could have figured out a
• 29:11
  way to do it and and like, like Otani's doing, but I mean, they
• 29:15
  just spent a billion dollars on three players.
• 29:17
  So that's the same. Yes, deferred money, but figure
• 29:21
  out doing a salary cap and then give yourself a little bit of
• 29:24
  parity. Give these team.
• 29:25
  I know they've tried with the luxury tax, right when we were
• 29:28
  playing Java where that, you know, the team the Yankees were
• 29:31
  spending so much of that luxury tax went to the smaller market
• 29:34
  teams, but the owners were pocketing the money.
• 29:36
  They weren't signing free agents.
• 29:37
  They were trying to, they was keeping the money.
• 29:39
  So figure out a way to, you know, man fraud and whatever his
• 29:43
  goons and his cronies are doing, figure out a way to fix the game
• 29:47
  because the game itself is hard enough to watch.
• 29:49
  I'd much rather get kicked in my Jimmy than sit here and watch
• 29:52
  Major League Baseball right now. It's awful.
• 29:54
  You're starting to sound like me.
• 29:57
  It's awful. Absolutely awful.
• 30:01
  Nice handcuffs, by the way. It looks like you're like, what?
• 30:06
  I mean, it looked like Cannibal Lecter in that picture right
• 30:09
  there. That's the big boss man's body,
• 30:12
  it seems like. That's what it seems like.
• 30:14
  And then he's got a lot of chest hair right there, like super
• 30:17
  truthers. Oh Lord, have mercy.
• 30:21
  Yes. By the way, ladies and
• 30:24
  gentlemen, we are talking to 9 year MLB outfielder Kevin Man.
• 30:29
  She's been on a show before. We call, we call him Shrek.
• 30:32
  I mean, he doesn't kind of look like Shrek, but man, you know,
• 30:36
  he looks like kind of, kind of looks like Brian Dabel, doesn't
• 30:40
  he? Am I wrong?
• 30:42
  He kind of looks like Brian Dabel.
• 30:45
  He's. An Eagles fan?
• 30:46
  I don't know if you like that. One, no, he looks like Brian
• 30:49
  Dabel. He really does.
• 30:50
  If you look at Brian Dabel, I think Kevin man.
• 30:52
  Don't put in the same sentence as a Giant's coach are.
• 30:55
  You nuts. But you do look like him.
• 30:57
  I'm not lying. No, I.
• 30:58
  Don't. Oh, I'm going to throw up.
• 31:00
  You do. You look like Brian Dabel.
• 31:02
  It's not a bad thing. Don't worry Kevin, you're
• 31:05
  probably smarter than him. Dabel's wife is pretty hot, so.
• 31:13
  Oh my goodness, baseball. Go back to our comment.
• 31:21
  Baseball is just hard to watch. I watch college world shows.
• 31:24
  I've been watching the Super regionals teams are bunning.
• 31:26
  I'm like, Oh my gosh, people know how to bunt.
• 31:29
  There is still a lot of this this stuff going on and you know
• 31:33
  how it is, man, throw it at somebody's head.
• 31:34
  They won't do it again. These guys are sitting here
• 31:36
  pointing at people and this and that and this and everything
• 31:39
  else. It's it's become a a sideshow.
• 31:42
  The amount of trash so. Hard to watch.
• 31:44
  The amount of trash talk in this Florida collegiate summer league
• 31:47
  I'm I'm, I'm coaching is absurd. That's absurd.
• 31:51
  I saw a bat. Flip at the high school level,
• 31:53
  dude. The bat.
• 31:54
  Flip the other. No, this is college kids, but
• 31:55
  the bat flip the other day I watched the bat.
• 31:58
  I was like, bro, what it I mean, that didn't bother me too much,
• 32:01
  but I mean the fact that they're not, they're not only jarring
• 32:05
  against each other, they're they're ripping the umpire too,
• 32:08
  like. They just don't give a fuck.
• 32:09
  They're just out there, like just.
• 32:11
  Here it. Is it it literally?
• 32:12
  So my son is a sophomore in college now playing college
• 32:16
  baseball. And it's that way, too.
• 32:19
  Like when you hit a home, everybody rushes out and they
• 32:22
  jump and they do all this stuff. And I'm like, I get in like, big
• 32:26
  instances, like, yeah, 100%. But like, act like you've done
• 32:30
  it before. And then there's the chirping.
• 32:33
  And I'm just like, what are we doing here?
• 32:35
  No how? About the guy reaches on a
• 32:38
  squibber and then he's over there first.
• 32:40
  He's like. We we had one, we had one to to
• 32:45
  tie the Big 10 championship game and the dude missed a pop fly
• 32:51
  like it was in his glove and out and he's at second base
• 32:54
  celebrating like he just, he did something.
• 32:56
  The dude dropped the ball. Do you know what rooster is?
• 32:59
  A cock. I I just, I don't, I don't get
• 33:03
  it. But it's, but it's also to think
• 33:06
  about mention you, you'd bring this up and, and it's, and it's
• 33:10
  very valid because think about if that happened back when we
• 33:14
  played, you're getting hit, you're wearing one in the ribs.
• 33:18
  Yeah, Oh yeah, I remember. I remember specifically, I don't
• 33:21
  remember who the catcher was. And walking up there, I don't
• 33:24
  know if it's a big leagues or Marley.
• 33:25
  I just remember I said just make sure it's not on my head because
• 33:28
  I knew it was coming. But if that would have happened
• 33:30
  today, guys are sitting there dancing around and prancing
• 33:32
  around and I'm on deck. My first thought when that dude
• 33:35
  crossed the home plate, he said if I get hit, I'm beating your
• 33:38
  ass. Like that's the problem.
• 33:41
  Like the video when the dude just drop kicks the catcher and
• 33:44
  ghost kicks the pitcher. Oh yeah, it was Izzy Al
• 33:46
  Contrera. Remember that he got, he got
• 33:50
  kicked out of the league or something.
• 33:51
  Yeah, it was Jeremy Salazar. I remember Jeremy Salazar from
• 33:55
  Florida State. He got, he got drop kicked by
• 33:58
  him. I forgot about then you had the
• 33:59
  kid here in Weatherford that form tackled the guy around the
• 34:02
  third in a playoff game a couple years ago.
• 34:06
  I found out about that and he was like the kid was lost his
• 34:09
  scholarship and everything else because of but that's the
• 34:12
  problem. This is what you're creating.
• 34:14
  But it's even at the youth level.
• 34:16
  I mean, it, it's ridiculous what these got you got.
• 34:18
  I mean, look at you got. There was a voice talking about
• 34:21
  the Pirates, wasn't it? A Pirates guy sliding into
• 34:23
  thirds the last year, the year before his cell phone comes
• 34:25
  flying out of his pocket. Yeah.
• 34:26
  He was like. You wouldn't even have been able
• 34:28
  to touch the bag again, you'd have been sent down to get your
• 34:30
  shit and get out. You're.
• 34:31
  Done. I need a gin and tonic but.
• 34:33
  Nobody cared about that word as much as it wasn't the Astros.
• 34:38
  Exactly. Bagel Hole.
• 34:41
  Oh yeah, Izzy, here it is. Do that again.
• 34:49
  Do that again. Do that.
• 34:51
  Do that again. I want to cut that up.
• 34:54
  Blow my back out. There you go, cut that one out.
• 35:03
  You're welcome for the sound bite.
• 35:05
  Can I touch it? Notice nobody was coming to his,
• 35:08
  nobody was coming to his defense.
• 35:09
  It was like everybody was circling around him.
• 35:11
  He was just up. You know this Latin news are
• 35:13
  like this. They're punched like they're out
• 35:14
  there. Just.
• 35:17
  I like anal did. You always love when you when
• 35:19
  you cleared benches, you'd always have that fake tough guy
• 35:23
  that would rush out, but he would just be in the back, like
• 35:25
  jumping on people, like not doing anything.
• 35:28
  We had, we had a big one. It was the Niger Morgan fight in
• 35:31
  Miami. Oh, yeah, Bolstad, I was.
• 35:33
  You look, you can see me in the if you can find whoever's
• 35:36
  putting it on, you can find me. You see me in the back.
• 35:38
  I go all the way around. I forget he was catching at the
• 35:39
  time. I go all the way around.
• 35:41
  I get a hold of I forget he was catching.
• 35:43
  I had a hold of the chest protector at my left hand.
• 35:45
  I mean full grip. And you see him in the video, he
• 35:48
  turns and looks at me and I look, I said, if you're going
• 35:50
  in, I'm going with you. And then, you know, the bullpens
• 35:53
  are is in right field and, you know, sorry, the Latin dudes,
• 35:57
  they will sucker you in a heartbeat.
• 35:58
  So I look and I make eye contact with Jorge Sosa.
• 36:02
  So somebody that you would play to get knowing like, hey, I see
• 36:04
  you coming. Just knowing that I know you're
• 36:06
  coming because you will get suckered in one of those fights.
• 36:08
  And I had a hold of his chest protector.
• 36:09
  Wait. Yeah, here.
• 36:10
  Look, there's nitrogen just getting drilled.
• 36:12
  You'll see me. I loop around on the backside.
• 36:15
  Where's the ball? See me on the backside right
• 36:16
  there. And I I'm in.
• 36:19
  He missed. And I think it was Gabby Sanchez
• 36:21
  right there. 1st. Baseman.
• 36:23
  Yeah, yeah. Baseball fights, what a bitch.
• 36:30
  They're awesome. Nothing better than baseball
• 36:31
  fights. We got into one.
• 36:34
  We got into one brawl during batting practice in Anaheim.
• 36:39
  Oh my. In batting practice.
• 36:40
  In batting practice, how Adam? So the night before Anaheim
• 36:44
  beating this, beating the crap out, Adam Kennedy was up, bases
• 36:47
  were loading. He was leaning into pitches.
• 36:50
  So Jared Land's like, come on, dude, just swing the bat.
• 36:53
  So the next day, you know, you know, job when you're on the
• 36:55
  road, you stretch on on the first, first, third base side
• 36:58
  and they're hitting everybody else is is out the field.
• 37:00
  So they were talking, just messing around, you know, just
• 37:03
  just John, you know, hey, you know, you know, you know, Adam
• 37:06
  likes to run his mouth a little bit.
• 37:08
  Yeah, it's like, man, you should have done that.
• 37:09
  It's disrespectful, blah, blah, blah.
• 37:11
  So they were talking. So everybody goes to throw.
• 37:14
  But then at home plate it was Brian Jordan and Gerald Laird on
• 37:20
  the by the by the cage. And then it was myself, Eric
• 37:23
  Young and Gary Matthews junior down by first.
• 37:25
  So we're playing catch and they're still just they're
• 37:27
  talking back and forth. So Brian Jordan just grabs Adam
• 37:30
  Kennedy, grabs AK. He's like, oh man, just messing
• 37:32
  around. As soon as he lets go, Kennedy
• 37:34
  takes a swing at Laird, misses. And then Brian's got him up
• 37:37
  against the back. The batter's odd, the backdrop,
• 37:40
  the net there and it's there's only five of us, right?
• 37:42
  And everyone else is down playing catch.
• 37:44
  So this whole big pile up, it's like a mad rush up there and
• 37:47
  Brian Jordan was ready to kill him.
• 37:49
  He wasn't playing tonight. He walked in and he's like, he's
• 37:51
  like, fuck, I'm going to play him.
• 37:52
  I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill Kennedy over
• 37:55
  this. This is their batting practice.
• 37:56
  We get a big old brawl because these two and and Kennedy's a
• 38:01
  small dude, but he just like to run his mouth a lot.
• 38:03
  So yeah, he took a swing and mislaired and Brian had him in
• 38:07
  here by the neck just up into the net.
• 38:10
  It must have been later in Jordan's career too.
• 38:11
  He was probably, what, 3839 at that time?
• 38:13
  I never liked Brian Jordan. Brian Jordan.
• 38:15
  I never liked. Them wasn't that later in his
• 38:17
  career so. Yeah, yeah, It was at the end of
• 38:19
  his career. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:22
  So those veteran, those guys weren't dealing with that stuff.
• 38:24
  You know how this we were. Guys weren't like that.
• 38:26
  Nowadays it's just more about, you know, how many followers I
• 38:29
  have and you're not going to, you see guys, it's more about
• 38:32
  running. It's it's guys just running
• 38:33
  their mouth. That's the problem and you just
• 38:35
  mentioned it, Kevin, you have all these ex baseball players
• 38:38
  they they want to get on and something with the media.
• 38:40
  We've had a couple of them on not throwing anybody under the
• 38:43
  bus because I, you know, I want them to come back on the show.
• 38:46
  But some of them should not be on any of those television
• 38:49
  shows. And they go out there, they're
• 38:51
  pretty faces. They got the hot girlfriend or
• 38:54
  wife or future wife and they're sitting up there trying to speak
• 38:57
  and they don't know their ass from the tailbone.
• 38:59
  I don't even think they even, they know their own sport.
• 39:01
  They've been playing the sport for freaking 7-8 years
• 39:04
  professionally. That's the problem right now
• 39:06
  when it comes to media work. A lot of these guys after
• 39:08
  they're done, they think, hey, you know what?
• 39:10
  I could be in front of a camera, I could be the next.
• 39:13
  And no offense to Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter, it was one of the
• 39:16
  greatest players at his position.
• 39:18
  The problem with Derek Jeter and Jabba would tell you too, he
• 39:20
  never believed in social media. And then all of a sudden after
• 39:24
  he walks away from the game, he has Twitter, he has Instagram,
• 39:28
  and now he's on Fox and he's out there.
• 39:30
  They're trying to out duel Alex Rodriguez.
• 39:32
  And no offense to Derek, Alex Rodriguez is a better
• 39:35
  personality than Derek Jeter is on the mic.
• 39:38
  It's just so a lot of fans don't like Alex because Alex has, you
• 39:42
  know, a strong personality. And that's the, and you're
• 39:45
  right, though, that's, that's what it is.
• 39:47
  But it luck. Fortunately for me, I, I was
• 39:50
  done right when social media was really starting to take off.
• 39:52
  So I never really understood, you know, I don't know why
• 39:54
  people need to know that I'm at the grocery store or I'm in the
• 39:56
  shower or whatnot, right? You know, I've never understood
• 39:59
  it why people need to know. That we're taking a dump like
• 40:02
  goodies. Yeah, they they become keyboard
• 40:05
  warriors, right? They can sit here and talk trash
• 40:07
  all the time behind all right, let's let's handle it like men,
• 40:10
  right? You remember the the teams that
• 40:12
  would fight together seem tend to be the ones that played
• 40:15
  together well because they knew those were the guys you want to
• 40:17
  get into the foxhole with, right guys, We're going to fight for
• 40:20
  you guys now. I was talking to Eric Young one
• 40:23
  day. I said he why he goes man, I get
• 40:24
  on the plane. Nobody wants to play cards.
• 40:26
  Everybody's just worried about how many followers they have and
• 40:28
  everything else. There's no team anymore.
• 40:30
  It's all about individuals. I think we've talked about this
• 40:33
  before, old school, which is team new school, which is me,
• 40:38
  and that's that's I we I was fortunate to play in the old
• 40:41
  school way of baseball, right? You did something wrong.
• 40:44
  A veteran guy was going to was going to get in your ass.
• 40:47
  Now I don't even know if there are those guys anymore.
• 40:51
  Well, that's but, but the whole problem here is that these guys
• 40:54
  are making a lot of money through their social media.
• 40:56
  Are you on Instagram? You're on Twitter.
• 40:58
  As long as they're posting things and they're they're
• 41:00
  getting obviously likes or more impressions, that's going to
• 41:04
  draw more money in their pockets for their families.
• 41:07
  And when they walk away from the sport.
• 41:08
  So obviously they see it as just another way to make money.
• 41:12
  That's why they do it. They could, they could give a
• 41:15
  crap if they're, I'm not saying all of you guys take it, take
• 41:19
  it, take it easy before you hack me.
• 41:21
  A lot of these guys could give a crap who is following them or
• 41:26
  who likes what they're posting as long as they're posting it
• 41:29
  and making some kind of sponsorship or advertisements
• 41:32
  through the profits. Not everybody, but a lot of them
• 41:35
  and I can name a bunch. I know a bunch of basketball
• 41:37
  players that do it. Kevin Durant being one of I'll
• 41:40
  say it, Kevin Durant could give a crap who's writing to him as
• 41:43
  long as he's posting and making money off those posts on 7
• 41:46
  different Twitter accounts. So we all know that.
• 41:49
  Kevin, I think, I think the first time we had on the show,
• 41:51
  we brought it up with the Jose Ramirez and Tim Anderson fight
• 41:54
  too. And you were saying like how
• 41:55
  like none of them even rallied with the with the Guardians I
• 41:58
  think at that time until later on.
• 41:59
  And then all the White Sox players were posting it like
• 42:01
  it's a positive thing. And then a month later the story
• 42:04
  comes out that the White Sox have like no rules in the
• 42:06
  clubhouse. They're so loose and none of
• 42:07
  them could develop after. That Ozzy Keehan, look how much
• 42:09
  they fell apart. Remember Ozzy Keehan over there
• 42:11
  with the White Sox? Oh my God, what a disgrace.
• 42:15
  And I loved Ozzy Keehan as a player.
• 42:17
  He wasn't a superstar player. He was OK, but I loved his
• 42:21
  personnel. As soon as he went over there to
• 42:22
  White Sox, he had like one Goodyear and then everything
• 42:25
  went and he he's never after the Marlins.
• 42:29
  He's never going to get a job again.
• 42:30
  He's never going to get a job again.
• 42:32
  He embarrassed himself just like Rex Ryan with The Jets.
• 42:35
  He went to Buffalo. He jumped from The Jets to
• 42:37
  Buffalo. He hasn't had a job since, not
• 42:39
  even in college. Why?
• 42:41
  Because nobody wants to deal with his antics.
• 42:43
  That's the problem right now. Once you once you have a second
• 42:47
  opportunity and you completely, you know, Plymouth a plummouth
• 42:50
  out, you're not the same. You're not going to be the same
• 42:53
  thought in any of these GMs or these executives to hire you in
• 42:57
  the future. It's been a big problem.
• 42:59
  And baseball too. Look at one of them, Joe
• 43:03
  Girardi. Joe Girardi went from the
• 43:05
  Yankees to Philadelphia. How quick was he fired over
• 43:09
  there? What a joke.
• 43:10
  What a joke. Don't think there's any loyalty
• 43:14
  at all in any sport or anything. Guys aren't signed.
• 43:17
  Got you. You're not finding Tony wins
• 43:19
  Kyle Ripkins. That's stay with one team their
• 43:21
  entire career, right? It's it's oh, I got a job at
• 43:24
  Chamberlain jersey. Oh, I'm sorry, he got traded.
• 43:25
  Oh, I got a good he got traded. Oh, what am I supposed to know?
• 43:28
  Now you've dropped $700.00 on 2 jerseys for guys that are gone
• 43:33
  and these teams then, and then it's all about money.
• 43:35
  Well, I could get more money as an owner as opposed to trying to
• 43:38
  build community around your your fans.
• 43:41
  Your fans want to be able to come in and go whoa, such and
• 43:43
  such is here for, you know, the Dodgers are doing it.
• 43:46
  Granted they're spending billions to do it.
• 43:50
  So what are you doing? What are you create?
• 43:51
  I mean, I heard you guys talking about college football, college
• 43:54
  sports in general. As a coach, if I'm a college
• 43:58
  football coach, I got to recruit 55 guys again.
• 44:00
  Are you kidding? Me every year.
• 44:02
  But yeah, what are you doing? Somebody hurt my feelings and
• 44:06
  it's oh gosh, it's awful. If you're a college school guy,
• 44:10
  I'm sorry. Goody, I wanted to say
• 44:11
  something. I'm just saying it's hard to get
• 44:12
  guys to buy into a program when if they don't have a, you know,
• 44:16
  they don't play or see the field their first year.
• 44:18
  They can just bounce out like, you know, the guy who's planned
• 44:21
  to afford it, or we plan against a guy who's been to four
• 44:23
  different schools in four different years.
• 44:25
  Like, how do you, how could you ever get comfortable anywhere if
• 44:29
  you're just constantly on the move?
• 44:31
  And for the coaching staff, it's like you, you know, if I don't
• 44:34
  pay you X amount of dollars, you're just going to leave.
• 44:37
  Like you could. But if I ever paid $75,000, you
• 44:41
  know you're just going to leave. We couldn't work at all when we
• 44:44
  were in college and the Blue chips was the big movie, right
• 44:47
  with Shaq and and basketball you got.
• 44:49
  Anthony Hardaway at this. Yeah, we got all this stuff and
• 44:52
  now it's now you've got gambling, you've got crypto on
• 44:55
  the umpire on the fields, umpire sleeves.
• 44:58
  Yet we can't let Pete Rose in because he bet on baseball after
• 45:01
  he was done playing on his team to win.
• 45:04
  It wasn't like he was betting on his team to lose.
• 45:06
  He could have easily fixed those.
• 45:07
  But the same this is what we're talking about and and anything
• 45:10
  and everything. There was a softball pitcher,
• 45:12
  the Texas Tech girl candidate, just she signed her second seven
• 45:16
  figure deal. This is a college.
• 45:18
  Kid, Yeah. She started at Stanford and then
• 45:21
  went to Texas Tech. She's that hot chick, right?
• 45:25
  She's hot. The pitcher.
• 45:26
  Yeah, I think she's hot. Yeah, I see pictures of her.
• 45:30
  She's. $1,000,000 What? Are you teaching kids?
• 45:32
  I don't. What does that guy at your job,
• 45:34
  your boss? Earl, you hurt my feelings.
• 45:36
  I'm going to leave and go somewhere.
• 45:37
  Here's what you're teaching when it comes to softball players.
• 45:39
  If you got tits and ass, show them.
• 45:43
  No, but OK, so let's let's look at this and and Goody, you can
• 45:46
  speak on this too, because you have kids.
• 45:48
  That's the truth. A lot of it too.
• 45:51
  Like we're not teaching this next generation.
• 45:54
  If they don't like something, we're like, hey, you're OK, You
• 45:58
  can just go somewhere else. Like when that happens in the
• 46:00
  real world, what are you going to do if you don't like your
• 46:03
  boss, if you don't like this? And my son being a college
• 46:06
  athlete, I'm like, hey, if we're signing up for this, we're
• 46:09
  staying here. And so I think a lot of it in
• 46:13
  lieu of all of these things that are happening, it comes on the
• 46:16
  parents because they allow it. Like even even in travel ball,
• 46:21
  they're jumping from team to team because oh, this team's
• 46:24
  better. They go to cooler tournaments or
• 46:26
  whatever when they're younger. And then it's like high school,
• 46:29
  we had literally of all of Carter's buddies before he
• 46:32
  graduated high school, we had like half the team go to
• 46:35
  different schools because they're like, oh, they, they,
• 46:37
  they won A state championship. I go, who the hell cares about
• 46:40
  winning A state championship? Like be the best player you can
• 46:44
  be and deal with some adversity. And as I've heard, and David
• 46:48
  Price was great at this and he goes, if you don't like it, play
• 46:52
  better. That's it.
• 46:55
  If you don't get it, you don't get a chance just to leave.
• 46:58
  And back then you couldn't. We didn't have that chance.
• 47:00
  Like if you wanted to go to a different school, you had to sit
• 47:04
  out. And now it's like, oh, well, I
• 47:07
  didn't get this and I can go here and, you know, if they're
• 47:10
  going to give me an extra 25 grand, well, yeah, let me go
• 47:14
  there. And now you're just able to do
• 47:16
  that without any repercussions. Maybe one, I can get one.
• 47:22
  But when you're doing, you know, four teams in four years, like
• 47:26
  for me, if I'm a coach, I don't want that kid.
• 47:30
  Yeah. Cuz there's no commitment.
• 47:32
  That's a loyalty, yeah. And look.
• 47:34
  Some of the players feel the same way cuz that guy, it was
• 47:38
  not going to say what school or where he came from, but one of
• 47:40
  the guys saw it on Instagram that he committed and he's like,
• 47:43
  bro, this guy's been to four years, 4 schools and four years.
• 47:46
  Like I don't want him on my team.
• 47:47
  And I'm like, listen, he's on your team.
• 47:48
  You're going to have to, you're going to have to be the leader
• 47:51
  here, like. And I get it too right, if you
• 47:56
  if I sign a scholarship to go goodies my I'm going to school
• 47:59
  right, That's where I want to go, but he gets fired or lease
• 48:02
  yes, you you should have the right at that point to to make
• 48:06
  that transition, because that's why right?
• 48:08
  You're the you were going. That's why you were there.
• 48:10
  Yes, but no, he hurt my feelings.
• 48:13
  I'm going to go play for Errol and and his team and then he's
• 48:16
  going to hurt my feelings and I'm going to be with Jabba and
• 48:18
  then here at my feelings you. Can play on my team, don't
• 48:21
  worry, don't worry. And and not going to go over
• 48:23
  here, but that's what I mean. So what are you, So what are you
• 48:26
  teaching? It's kind of like these I, you
• 48:28
  know, I know it's a big topic, these mental health, right from
• 48:31
  like 12 to 18 year old kids, right?
• 48:33
  Is, is a very big thing. And think about it, you know,
• 48:36
  these kids are sheltered and when they're 18, what are their
• 48:38
  parents say? See you, you got to go.
• 48:41
  What? This isn't how the real world
• 48:42
  is. No, this is not how you were
• 48:44
  raised, but this is how the real world is.
• 48:46
  And this is what happened. Same with athletes.
• 48:48
  Well, you're going to go here. It's not going to be all, you
• 48:52
  know, sunshine and rainbows and everything else.
• 48:54
  It's going to be tough, right? The blood and the sweat and the
• 48:56
  tears you're going to put into it.
• 48:58
  But you get out what you put in and kids, Well, we didn't put
• 49:02
  out much. So I'm going to, I'm just going
• 49:03
  to leave and go somewhere else and do this.
• 49:05
  I mean, I hear stories. I mean, I'm hearing we, we talk
• 49:08
  about about guys doing appearances wanting like half
• 49:13
  $1,000,000 for a top sponsor for a team just to go do something.
• 49:18
  Well, hey, I want, I want you to come over here for Whataburger
• 49:20
  once you come, all right, that'll cost you 500 grand
• 49:22
  because agents are getting involved in this now.
• 49:25
  No more. No.
• 49:26
  Was it the job done? Because they already paid
• 49:28
  $8,000,000 to be a sponsor for your team?
• 49:31
  But granted, you have to throw another half a million out just
• 49:33
  for them to show up for an hour and sign 5 autographs and then
• 49:37
  leave right? Right on time.
• 49:39
  It's, it's, it's ridiculous with, with how it is.
• 49:42
  I think the you know what, I think you know what, the one
• 49:45
  sport where you don't see any of this.
• 49:47
  Hockey. Bowling, you don't see it as a.
• 49:49
  Hockey, my pinky is bigger than yours.
• 49:51
  Right, hockey players are just just Backcountry boys that just
• 49:54
  don't care. Give me a fuck and a stick and
• 49:56
  go to. Work.
• 49:57
  And that's me. That's me.
• 49:58
  That's what that's the way I played.
• 50:00
  I went out there, I gave it my all and I didn't give a crap
• 50:02
  what anybody was telling me. Fans, coaches, I just went out
• 50:05
  there and tried to hurt people. That's what I did.
• 50:08
  Anyways. Kevin, we love you, man.
• 50:10
  We love you. You're a sexy guy.
• 50:12
  You look like Brian Dabel. But that's OK.
• 50:14
  We do love you. Oh, look at that.
• 50:17
  You're not the big boss, man. You're better looking than him.
• 50:20
  So I got to give you. I got to give you.
• 50:21
  There's the college. Baseball players with their
• 50:23
  shirts open, they got it down to 1 button and stuff.
• 50:26
  There you go. I mean, you got to show some
• 50:27
  chest hair. Do you have any?
• 50:29
  I mean, I don't, I, I got to keep, I got to keep that clean
• 50:32
  for the woman, if you know what I mean.
• 50:33
  Anyways, in many different areas, right.
• 50:35
  Speedy, Speedy. Are you a pitcher or a catcher?
• 50:39
  Neither, I mean, But if you were to choose, are you a pitcher, a
• 50:41
  catcher? I'll pitch.
• 50:42
  Are you a pitch? Why would you rather pitch?
• 50:45
  Speedy's been quiet today. Because you've been.
• 50:48
  Taking all this air catcher. Catcher is a much more
• 50:50
  uncomfortable position. Petey's got something on his
• 50:56
  mind he wants to talk about. What's on your mind, Speedy?
• 50:58
  Come on. Scoop sits on the shitter I.
• 51:00
  Was going to say Errol is an obsession.
• 51:03
  With jabba lights my shrimp coffee has.
• 51:05
  Gotten a little closer to Brian Dabel than he wants to because
• 51:08
  the comparison doesn't seem right for you being an Eagles.
• 51:10
  Jabba takes it up the ass. Manche did.
• 51:16
  Did I? Never faced you, did I?
• 51:18
  No. I asked.
• 51:21
  I asked Jabba. So I asked Jabba in our private
• 51:23
  chat a couple hours ago if. This makes my pick.
• 51:26
  The only reason, the only reason I asked that Jabba is because 1
• 51:29
  of Jabba's first guests was Jason Michaels, who you might
• 51:31
  have. Pulled it out of my ass, Kevin.
• 51:32
  It was about the same arrow as you and he actually kind of knew
• 51:35
  his numbers off about the time. So I was wondering if he knew
• 51:37
  yours but I. Don't.
• 51:38
  As long as she's using Jabba's take care of my 2 hole, I'm
• 51:41
  good. Yeah, I mean I thank goodness
• 51:44
  for Baseball Reference because it makes it easy for me to go.
• 51:47
  I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
• 51:50
  You had a couple years mutually in the coming.
• 51:52
  From. I gave up the booty there.
• 51:58
  The whole archives, Kevin, you're getting the whole.
• 52:00
  Gist of. The last really Three months?
• 52:05
  That's the last three months. Wow.
• 52:07
  Do you mention? Before we.
• 52:09
  Before we let you go, I wanted to know something and I always,
• 52:11
  I always find this interesting. You got to put your tongue on
• 52:14
  this. We always have that one guy that
• 52:18
  we can't figure out where you can't get hit and then we always
• 52:21
  have that one guy where it's like I don't know why I have 6
• 52:24
  sex off him and Adam Lind owned me.
• 52:28
  I think he hit like almost 600 off me.
• 52:32
  And then I had Ben Ben Zoebers who literally was like oh for 36
• 52:37
  off of me. It just random.
• 52:40
  I have no idea why or what it was, but you had to have, you
• 52:43
  had to have those guys. But yeah, Ryan Franklin, when he
• 52:47
  was in Seattle, I think I batted out just under 900 against him.
• 52:53
  And then when we got to the National League, when he was in
• 52:55
  with Saint Louis, I couldn't sniff him.
• 52:57
  I want you to slide it right in. Goodness gracious.
• 53:01
  I remember AJ Burzynski told a story one time.
• 53:06
  We were playing we were playing the white side and they had
• 53:08
  their advance meeting and Neil, remember Neil Cots left-handed
• 53:12
  pitcher was talking to him about something.
• 53:14
  He just like all right, going there he goes.
• 53:15
  All right. I said something about yeah,
• 53:17
  Neil, just don't pitch dimension.
• 53:19
  I think I was 3 for three off Cots with three homers there.
• 53:23
  You go. Would you stick a finger in his
• 53:25
  ass? All right, it's got to go.
• 53:29
  That's the that's the clothes line right there.
• 53:32
  Anyways, Kevin, we got a lot to get into.
• 53:34
  We love you, man. Anytime you want to come in.
• 53:36
  Anytime you tell me, I'm always all.
• 53:40
  Right, All right, dude, you should be telling your friends
• 53:42
  and family about us, man. You should be spanking and
• 53:46
  shaking. If you don't slap that ass, you
• 53:47
  got to slap some asses, if you know what I mean.
• 53:49
  You know, Oh my gosh, you're the one who uses the baton.
• 53:54
  You're the only person I know that has a baton in their
• 53:56
  basement. I got to beware of going to
• 53:59
  Kevin Met your house. Beware.
• 54:02
  It's it's a club. It's a club.
• 54:04
  That's the part. Right there, right there.
• 54:06
  That's the part that you like. No, I, I listen, I wear a
• 54:10
  chastity belt and I definitely, I'm definitely not going to your
• 54:13
  house at any point of my lifetime knowing that you carry
• 54:16
  all these weird things in your basement anyways.
• 54:20
  And by the way, all that whiskey, all you got to do is,
• 54:22
  you know, slip something in, if you know what I mean.
• 54:25
  Spanking. Anyways, that's it for our
• 54:27
  wonderful guests, ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Mensch, 9 year
• 54:31
  MLB outfield. Thank you, Kevin, you're
• 54:33
  fantastic. Paul, I'm going to call you a
• 54:35
  Brian Gable junior. All right, good job, my friend.
• 54:38
  By the way, how about how about our Eagles, man?
• 54:41
  How about our Eagles? Look at that.
• 54:42
  Look at that. There you go. 2 thumbs up, baby.
• 54:45
  Two fucks. I'm sorry, all the giant fans.
• 54:47
  I was going to say. Anytime, anytime you guys want
• 54:49
  me to come back and talk trash, I'm always.
• 54:51
  By the way, Saquon Barkley, baby.
• 54:53
  Screw the Giant fans. Anyways.
• 54:55
  Thank you, Kevin. We love you, Kevin.
• 54:59
  Mr. Mensch. Somebody's somebody's
• 55:02
  mentioning. Somebody's mentioning Speedy,
• 55:05
  somebody's letting it go, right? Kevin, is that the first time?
• 55:07
  You've heard your last. Name used as a verb.
• 55:08
  Name is good for you. It's good for both of them.
• 55:10
  It's good for all of us, No? I've heard it used all kinds of
• 55:14
  different ways, especially being in New York.
• 55:16
  You know how Yankee fans are. Mean you.
• 55:18
  They can let it fly. Mean you I'm.
• 55:21
  Trying to steal the gloves. They could let it fly for sure.
• 55:26
  Hey, I got one for you. Can I rattle her tits?
• 55:28
  Anyways, I'm going to rattle the hell out of here before I get
• 55:31
  chopped up by the production over here.
• 55:33
  Thank you, Mr. Mensch. We really appreciate you.
• 55:36
  Yes, Sir. Anytime, boys.
• 55:38
  I'm always here. All right, Kevin Bench, ladies
• 55:41
  and gentlemen, let's give him a calf clap.
• 55:43
  A golf clap. He was good.
• 55:45
  Speedy. What?
• 55:45
  What is that? I'm not Not a clap.
• 55:47
  A golf clap. Give us a golf clap.
• 55:50
  No, that looks like you're smacking an ass.
• 55:52
  Anyways, let's go into our next segment.
• 55:56
  Let's call. Let's call this segment.
• 55:58
  We have called this segment. Save your tears.
• 56:00
  Mom, what's one thing that you can't talk to me about?
• 56:04
  My sexual fantasies. Say your sorry.
• 56:09
  It is not ideal, but if it's what means?
• 56:11
  It is not ideal, but if it's just not ideal.
• 56:13
  But if it is, what means? You can't dribble stamp a double
• 56:16
  stamp. You can't dribble stamp a double
• 56:17
  stamp, Lloyd. You can't dribble stamp a double
• 56:19
  stamp Lloyd. You guys, now it's time for save
• 56:25
  your tear. Save your tear.
• 56:28
  OK. What up, What up, What up?
• 56:31
  All right, Nathan, we're going to have a chance to see who won.
• 56:36
  Save your tears for the first two games of the Stanley Cup
• 56:39
  Final. Buck.
• 56:40
  Quote NBA final. This is going to be a surprise.
• 56:45
  We have a new winner, Ramsey, new champion.
• 56:49
  I just want to show you the guys that we had up, obviously what
• 56:52
  we did. Is we put the jabba likes my
• 56:54
  shrimp cock there because. You just don't have enough
• 56:57
  either position. And then we had D centers and
• 57:00
  wingers together. Guards should say both guards.
• 57:02
  And then the forwards, $5 players, Shay Siakam, Bobrovsky,
• 57:07
  Bouchard and Connor McDavid, well, I could not believe the
• 57:13
  scoring as it happened. We have a new champion, it is
• 57:18
  Nathan. Nathan is the gold medalist.
• 57:23
  Let's go big. Nith money, Tommy the bridesmaid
• 57:27
  once again, Tommy in silver and then Jake.
• 57:31
  Champ is here. Strong showing with the silver
• 57:35
  medal arrow in a fourth place participation.
• 57:39
  I either finish dead last or I finished second your.
• 57:41
  Second, your second. I either finished dead last or I
• 57:44
  finished second. This is annoying.
• 57:46
  Is the mute? Yeah.
• 57:47
  Well, you have a lot. Of if you don't like it, pick
• 57:51
  better. Snatch.
• 57:53
  A lot of FedEx Cup. Hey goody, how you feeling
• 57:55
  buddy? I can't pick better, I have to
• 57:56
  save. My tears I have to save.
• 57:58
  Two in the big, one in the sink. I need a blow pop.
• 58:04
  We're going to put you over here, and the way this works is
• 58:07
  whoever lost asked to give a compliment.
• 58:11
  My dog wants your. Pussy 10% positive to the winner
• 58:16
  and we all have to do it 1 by 1 Nitin.
• 58:18
  A lot of hot ladies. Implement Chorus.
• 58:21
  Are you ready for this, Nitin? I'm putting you on a leash now
• 58:24
  we're. Going to start with our last
• 58:27
  place finisher, Speedy PD. Yum Yum.
• 58:30
  Nitin, you are a deserving champion of the first hybrid.
• 58:34
  Save your tears. Bagel Hole.
• 58:35
  With all the connections that you have, all the people that
• 58:38
  you've interacted with on social media.
• 58:40
  Built. I farted at the.
• 58:41
  Moment to combine the sports the way you do and just outsmart all
• 58:46
  of us in this case. So enjoy all the gin and tonics
• 58:49
  you want all. I need a gin and tonic.
• 58:54
  You unleashed some great power. Involving all this.
• 58:58
  I have no sack. Enjoy everything, enjoy that
• 59:02
  blue blazer as you go up to your victory podium.
• 59:06
  And it's I want to hit it. Your gold medal and save your
• 59:09
  tears. Thank you.
• 59:11
  Give me that chicken curd well. Said it continues now with it
• 59:18
  looks like out the Chamberlain. Breaking news Bagel hole.
• 59:24
  Yeah, for proud of you for getting that dub it it took more
• 59:31
  weeks for Errol to get one then then it took you so that.
• 59:34
  Might you want to jerk me off you?
• 59:35
  Know a little bit more than he does and obviously we want to
• 59:39
  thank you for the value that you bring to this show and the guest
• 59:43
  that you bring on and keep doing a great job and we're proud to
• 59:47
  have you on the team. Thank you.
• 59:49
  Blow my back up. Before we move on to the next
• 59:51
  one, Carl's got a Koppel bed for you.
• 59:53
  Is that a cucumber or are you happy to see me?
• 59:58
  OK, let's move on to the next finisher.
• 1:00:02
  In this one, it is me. Well, Nathan out.
• 1:00:07
  And by the way, before we get into it, Speedy Dort was not the
• 1:00:11
  right choice. Shay was by far the best picket
• 1:00:13
  guard. My rear end is burning.
• 1:00:16
  Williams did well for people. The goalie situation wasn't
• 1:00:20
  good. Miles Turner actually scored the
• 1:00:21
  highest. Wallman was a great pick for
• 1:00:23
  people as a $1.00 player, had 18 points.
• 1:00:27
  I killed myself over here by picking Barkhoff, who had -.5
• 1:00:32
  points with a -, 4 and sucking. So that's just some of the
• 1:00:35
  points. McDavid dominated, as we know,
• 1:00:38
  sort of dry sidle back to it and the compliment for Nathan.
• 1:00:42
  Nathan, you are the man. We know this, but now the world
• 1:00:49
  needs to know this too. When you sat down here last week
• 1:00:53
  and came up with this squad, it was like the planets aligned.
• 1:00:58
  I don't know if you, you know, went to an astrologist earlier
• 1:01:02
  in the day or you paid off some kind of cult figure, but it
• 1:01:08
  worked, man. You wanted for for the people in
• 1:01:12
  the fans and that's what it's all about.
• 1:01:15
  So great job, Nitz. Horrible.
• 1:01:17
  That's a compliment. It's going for the zero gravity
• 1:01:20
  leash, so it'll be his. Next, I like anal.
• 1:01:25
  That's moving. On that was at least 51%
• 1:01:28
  positive. Yours are all negative.
• 1:01:30
  I'll take that, I'll take that. A lot of hot ladies moving on.
• 1:01:36
  I'm putting you on a leash now. It's time for Errol Marks to
• 1:01:40
  give this come. On.
• 1:01:42
  I always I'm good at giving compliments.
• 1:01:44
  First of all, Nathan, you're good friends, kind and
• 1:01:48
  collective work really, really hard.
• 1:01:51
  You're no pushover and I got to give you a lot of credit.
• 1:01:53
  All the work and all the dedication you do, not even on
• 1:01:57
  this show but on your own media end and the PRN has been
• 1:02:00
  absolutely amazing. You're a good dude.
• 1:02:02
  Always been a good friend of mine and I've watched you grown
• 1:02:05
  really over the last really last 10 years watching my show and
• 1:02:10
  being a fan and then transitioning into the media
• 1:02:12
  world. I really appreciate all the work
• 1:02:15
  and you're a good dude. Thank you very much for all the
• 1:02:17
  hard work and dedication you give to the show.
• 1:02:20
  That's the nicest I've ever heard you been in my entire
• 1:02:24
  life. But it's true.
• 1:02:25
  It's impressive. I tell the truth here.
• 1:02:26
  That was impressive. I gotta go back off now.
• 1:02:30
  Let's go to our bronze medalist, Jake.
• 1:02:34
  Let's go. I just want to say again,
• 1:02:36
  congratulations. Nothing great job on the team.
• 1:02:39
  First shout out, Love the love the beer, the beer game strong.
• 1:02:41
  Trying to get in a little bit. It's great.
• 1:02:43
  It looks good, man. Yeah.
• 1:02:45
  I just wanted to say I've appreciated all of your banter
• 1:02:48
  back and forth in the chats, all the conversations you bring,
• 1:02:51
  watching your your content. It's been great.
• 1:02:53
  And yeah, I just learned a lot from you seeing all the
• 1:02:56
  interactions you have with people.
• 1:02:57
  It's positive and it's great. And I thank you for welcoming me
• 1:03:00
  and on the show and having great conversations.
• 1:03:02
  So thank. You.
• 1:03:05
  I need a magnifying glass. Finally, Tommy scoops.
• 1:03:12
  Well, Nathan? You only.
• 1:03:13
  Beat me by about 3 points and some change, but you knew
• 1:03:16
  exactly what 3. Points.
• 1:03:17
  I shut up on your face. You know exactly what 3 points
• 1:03:22
  to pick. You know you're just the man.
• 1:03:24
  Nathan and much of what Arrow said.
• 1:03:25
  You'd work so hard for this show, on and off camera or
• 1:03:29
  whatnot. You know, you're just, you're
• 1:03:31
  the man, Nathan. And, you know, getting to meet
• 1:03:33
  you over in New Orleans was such a pleasure, such a nice dude.
• 1:03:36
  Was it a pleasure where you're snoring?
• 1:03:37
  That's for sure. I wanted to kill myself.
• 1:03:40
  Nathan wasn't in the room with us.
• 1:03:41
  Oh my God. I want this.
• 1:03:43
  Is about Nathan right now, all right?
• 1:03:45
  Not about my snoring anyways. I want to hit it.
• 1:03:48
  Nathan, you're the man. Like I said, it was great to
• 1:03:50
  meet you in New Orleans and with this win, you deserve all the
• 1:03:53
  hot ladies. That can I suck your ass?
• 1:03:55
  A lot of hot ladies. There we go.
• 1:03:58
  Hey goody, where's your compliment?
• 1:04:00
  He didn't play good. He.
• 1:04:01
  Didn't play. Here's the thing if you don't
• 1:04:05
  like the result. They call me the Ladies Man and
• 1:04:07
  Mrs. Studio Group. About it you got you have to
• 1:04:10
  save your tears for. Comment from Carl.
• 1:04:12
  I'm putting you on a leash now. I love it.
• 1:04:15
  Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:04:16
  I farted except for goody. Is it you got a?
• 1:04:22
  Comment from Carl. It's the same combined value.
• 1:04:25
  That's it for a show. We'll be back on Thursday.
• 1:04:27
  Who do we have on? All right, returning to the show
• 1:04:29
  first time in a while for him. Tobin Anderson returning to the
• 1:04:32
  show at the time we had him on, he was the Iona head coach
• 1:04:34
  infamously won the as a 16 seat with fairly Dickinson.
• 1:04:37
  We've had a few of their players on the show as well.
• 1:04:39
  And now he's actually the assistant coach at USF after
• 1:04:43
  Iona, as I mentioned in my previous What smell strangely
• 1:04:46
  fired him, but he's now a special assistant to the head
• 1:04:48
  coach at USF. And by the way, I, I just got a
• 1:04:51
  text message that we should be getting in the next couple of
• 1:04:54
  weeks, Tyler McGill on the show. So that's something, you know,
• 1:04:59
  Peterson didn't work out, unfortunately, but a boy, Mr.
• 1:05:03
  Agent himself hooked us up. He got, he went, he went to a
• 1:05:07
  signing autograph thing and he talked to Tyler.
• 1:05:09
  And Tyler says he would love to come on the show.
• 1:05:10
  So be fun to get Tyler on the show and hear what he has to say
• 1:05:14
  about the New York Mets and their pitching staff, which is
• 1:05:16
  pitched very, very well this year.
• 1:05:17
  So we'll see. 2.81 team ERM. Stop it, stop jerking off or
• 1:05:21
  something. Whatever the hell you doing is
• 1:05:22
  stop. Well, I'm sod is hitting 244
• 1:05:24
  when he gets already complained about him earlier.
• 1:05:26
  All right, I'm just saying $768 million of waste dog shit that
• 1:05:31
  could. Have been wasted on worst
• 1:05:32
  pictures. That's true.
• 1:05:33
  I mean, the Yankees got 3 for the price of 1.
• 1:05:35
  We tried that already with Max Scherzer and Justin Verley.
• 1:05:37
  We. Got to go, OK, People got to go
• 1:05:39
  to bed. People got to go to sleep.
• 1:05:41
  Anyways, thank you to all the fans.
• 1:05:42
  Keep listening to us, TuneIn, we're on Blue Wire.
• 1:05:45
  Check us out on Blue Wire. And enjoy sweet dreams and go
• 1:05:49
  suck it. You know what?
• 1:05:50
  Good night. It it is the worldwide sports
• 1:05:53
  radio network. This makes my pecker hard.