Latest / My Third Place Pod / Street Fighter Rewind, School Dance Memories & Walk-Home Stories
Transcript
- 0:01I was supposed to be at my A1C too.
- 0:07That's the thing, supposed to go do the labs.
- 0:10I woke up late. Not only that, it was because I
- 0:15was invited to go to the movies. I was like, Nah, I got to go do
- 0:18the A1C first. I got to go do labs.
- 0:21Well, I'll pick you up, drop you off there and immediately go eat
- 0:27because you're going to be hungry.
- 0:28Obviously I am going to be hungry and then go straight to
- 0:32the movies. It's like, yeah, cool, that's
- 0:33the plan. I woke up late because I fasted
- 0:36for 12 hours last night. Woke up late and I'm like,
- 0:41sorry, close by the time I get there now.
- 0:44That's cool. Look in the migrator still like
- 0:48I ordered shrimp last night. So there's still a shrimp left
- 0:51in there. Like I heard I'm eating it like
- 0:54fuck it, I'm already here, I might as well.
- 0:57I got to go Monday anyways to go see my doctor and I'll do it
- 1:00again on on Sunday night to Monday morning fast and go
- 1:04straight to the doctor and then get my life checked there.
- 1:08The whole plan was for me to like do it on.
- 1:11I was like thinking about doing on Friday, I do it on Friday.
- 1:14I'll have everything, all my A1C stuff ready.
- 1:20What the fuck? This is a good time to drink
- 1:23water. Hydrate.
- 1:33Yeah, thank you. If I have it on Friday, like
- 1:38it'll be a good time to like have everything there and like,
- 1:41I just talked about it on here on Saturday.
- 1:42Today, yeah, you know, but I got lazy like, ah, fuck this.
- 1:49No, I'll just do it on Saturday. It's fine.
- 1:52I can just go on Saturday and that's fine.
- 1:54And they call want to go to movies?
- 1:55What movie? Scream.
- 1:57OK, but I got to go do this first, like all right, we'll
- 2:01take you. All right, Cool.
- 2:04No, ended up going all right, I'm already eating.
- 2:09Come and pick me up. That's all you got to do.
- 2:10It's like all right, cool. They tried calling me, calling
- 2:14me. I was sleeping.
- 2:16There goes the bells. After that we just go to the
- 2:21movies. Fucking fucking watching the
- 2:24entire shit halfway through. Halfway through the alarm goes
- 2:32off. Fucked.
- 2:33Up. Bro, smoke alarm, smoke alarm.
- 2:35The fucking movie shuts off, the smoke alarm go off and we're
- 2:39just like oh like I had like a bunch of youngsters in the front
- 2:45right? Like where are you at?
- 2:47Hold on cuz I gotta see picture in picture or whatever.
- 2:51Shut the fuck up. I have a bunch of youngsters in
- 2:53the front sitting in the front. I'm sitting with my crew right
- 2:56here and a bunch of old people in the back.
- 3:00And so the youngsters are like. What the fuck was that?
- 3:09Yeah, like, OK, but then again, I had like, there's a family
- 3:14over here, right with I'm like, who brings their fucking 3 year
- 3:18old kid to watch a fucking stab? Yeah, you know, and this one was
- 3:26rough. One was rough.
- 3:29Like I haven't. Wow.
- 3:30This was, I think they were trying to like up the ante from
- 3:34the kills in part. 6. And I'm just like, oh, they did
- 3:38fucking good this time around. OK, cool, cool, cool.
- 3:42Let's go. I was kidding me.
- 3:45Like, what the fuck? You know?
- 3:47And I'm like, oh hell no. Fuck this bullshit.
- 3:51So like, all right, we all got up.
- 3:54I had to go outside and like everybody's not like fucking
- 3:59panicking. I guess there was a few of us in
- 4:02there, but there was like a people outside panicking because
- 4:05I was like, what's going on? Oh, some it was like, we don't.
- 4:09I was like, the workers are like, we don't know.
- 4:10We just found out. I was like, Oh my God, you know,
- 4:13something's happening. On my way out the door, I smell
- 4:17something. Damn.
- 4:20An aroma that feels too familiar.
- 4:24Marijuana. I'm like marijuana.
- 4:26I'm like, what day is it? What time?
- 4:29Is it it's? Not 4/20.
- 4:32It is not April 20th yet, huh? OK.
- 4:37And we're just like, OK, all right.
- 4:39Whatever. Stupid.
- 4:40So, you know, they bring us back in into the show, We're there
- 4:46like fucking 15 minutes trying to wait for the show to.
- 4:48Start, Yeah. Finally it starts.
- 4:51The lights is still on though, so it give us like 5 more
- 4:53minutes and the lights go off. And so we're cool, we're
- 4:56watching the entire shit go down and it's like 10 minutes before
- 5:00the movie ends. The killers have been revealed,
- 5:03everything, everything's happening.
- 5:04I'm not going to spoil it, of course everything's happening.
- 5:08And then we get a fucking bam and I'm just like fuck yeah.
- 5:13And then the lights go out again.
- 5:16God damn. Twice it happened, twice fucking
- 5:21fire alarm goes off. The fucking kids in the front
- 5:24row. Oh hell, the fucking no.
- 5:27They fucking get up and kids, OK, kids, these are fucking
- 5:31kids. They fucking get up.
- 5:32They storm out to the front and they're like a job for us.
- 5:37Fucking I love that shit. Let's go.
- 5:41Good job kid, I love that. So like no fuck this bullshit, I
- 5:45did not pay you fucking this much money just to fucking watch
- 5:48this shit coming out. Blah.
- 5:49Blah blah shit, alright. So everybody got their money
- 5:52back basically. Damn. 5 minutes later
- 5:56everything's back to normal. Cool, somebody was smoking weed.
- 6:02I knew it. I fucking knew.
- 6:04I fucking knew because. I'm like, well, you smell that,
- 6:07right? Like, yeah.
- 6:10Stupid. The aromas out there, you know,
- 6:17and I'm just like, this is this is a great movie, but same time
- 6:21the experience was horrible. So what the man?
- 6:25Fucked up, but you know, we got our money back.
- 6:28Got the fucking money back. Well, 345 around 5:00 movie
- 6:36ticket stub that we can get back and we can watch anytime we
- 6:39want. Yeah, that's what's up.
- 6:40So yeah, so like a 2 hour movie was a four hour movie.
- 6:45He kind of three hours. Yeah, because it happened
- 6:48towards the end of it and we and I was timing it too.
- 6:53It was like 2. It started at 2:15 trailers
- 6:57Scream 6 by the way, did you see it?
- 6:59Did you watch it? Did you?
- 7:00Get to watch Scream trailer, Yeah.
- 7:06We'll talk about it. But yeah, it felt like a two
- 7:11hour, 2 1/2 hour movie, basically 2 to 3, two to three
- 7:15hours. But yeah, it was it was a great
- 7:18movie. It was just that, you know, why
- 7:21do that? I know man, I.
- 7:28Know the other youngsters are just like fuck this Bush.
- 7:32I'm just like, they're doing the Karen for us, so go for it.
- 7:35Yeah, yeah. And I guess we just started.
- 7:40You want to, you want to actually start the show?
- 7:42Let's start the show. Yeah.
- 7:44Let's go, all right? There's a certain kind of
- 7:46conversation that only happens on the front porch.
- 7:49The kind were two old heads leaning back in a creaky chairs,
- 7:52arms folded, watching the week go by like traffic on the quiet
- 7:56St. You shake your head at the
- 7:57headlines. You laugh at the chaos.
- 7:59You take a sip of something warm and go.
- 8:01Man, Remember when things felt simpler than this?
- 8:05That's the energy tonight. Welcome back to my third place.
- 8:10Not home, not work, but that front porch in the evening space
- 8:15where nostalgia, hot takes and real life reflections all sit
- 8:19down together without needing an agenda.
- 8:22It's episode 281 and Greg is back in his usual seat, 2 old
- 8:27heads on the front porch, ranting about the week,
- 8:29rewinding memories and letting the conversation wander wherever
- 8:32it wants to go. No rush, no pressure, Just
- 8:35stories, laughs, and the kind of debate that start with OK bro,
- 8:40but hear me out. Hey, listen, everybody's
- 8:43invited. Pull up a chair, Sit with us for
- 8:46a while. Because not only are we
- 8:47officially on the road to WrestleMania, we're also on the
- 8:51road to episode 300. Countdown era activated.
- 8:56It has begun. Every episode now feels like
- 8:59another mile marker on a long drive where you don't want the
- 9:01right to end. And as we roll it, just spring
- 9:04break season, you already know what that unlocks in our brains.
- 9:0890s MTV beach party memories, fire trucks going off the
- 9:15distance. Fucking I guess.
- 9:18OK, I hear, I see them. Spring episodes of shows that
- 9:22suddenly felt bigger, brighter, louder.
- 9:25New friends transferring in from another school like they were
- 9:27surprised DLC characters in real life.
- 9:29Oh, it's the cops too. Like oh ambulance, it's the
- 9:36ambulance. And we also got those legendary
- 9:40walk home from school stories, the one that sounded so wild
- 9:43nobody else believed you're unless they were actually there
- 9:46when it happened that you had to be their energy.
- 9:51Yeah, that's the vibe tonight because this episode is one of
- 9:53those Project heavy hangs, the kind where a simple question
- 9:56turns into a 15 minute story you forgot to even had.
- 9:59Tonight we're asking things like what music raised you before you
- 10:02got to pick your own? Was the car radio your parents
- 10:05controlled, Sunday morning cleaning music, the cassette
- 10:08tape always playing in the background.
- 10:11We're also digging into those epic you had to be there walk
- 10:13home from school stories, the random adventures, the shortcuts
- 10:16that turn into full missions and the moment that suddenly
- 10:20completely unbelievable and the moment that sounded completely
- 10:25unbelievable when you try to explain them later, Lisa Joy
- 10:28says hi Evo. Hi Lisa Joy.
- 10:31And of course, we're unlocking school dance memories.
- 10:34The awkward slow dances, the gym decorated with streamers, the DJ
- 10:38who played the same 3 songs every dance, and the stories
- 10:40that still make you laugh when you sing back on them.
- 10:44But we're not just going to stop there.
- 10:46We're not just reminiscing. We got a little pop culture on
- 10:48the porch tonight too. We'll talk about the early buzz
- 10:51around Scream 7, react to the Scary Movie 6 trailer and what
- 10:55it looks like, the franchise about the parody this time
- 10:57around, and continue our games to movie journey.
- 11:00We'll look back at the wonderfully chaotic cult classic
- 11:02Street Fighter from 1994. This one has heavy drugs induced
- 11:12I. Guess damn right.
- 11:15Damn right, Jane. Hi, Jane Coke.
- 11:17Yeah, tonight. Coke that is fucking mine.
- 11:21Coke. So yeah, soon that.
- 11:24Oh, there's more, there's more. Trust me.
- 11:26So yeah, tonight is less breaking news desk and more late
- 11:29night porch stories. And tonight and honestly,
- 11:32tonight, sometimes those are the best episodes.
- 11:35So whether you're heading into spring break season thinking
- 11:37about the wild stories your friends still didn't believe or
- 11:40just looking for a place to sit back and let the weak breed for
- 11:43a minute, What the fuck is that? You're the right place.
- 11:48Two chairs already taken, but there's always room for one
- 11:51more. This is episode 281 of the
- 11:53Entity Podcast. Come sit with us.
- 11:56Jane says hi Evil and Greg hi. Jane, what's that?
- 11:59How? Are you?
- 12:01Come sit with us. Come hang out with us.
- 12:03Come sit with us. Lisa, Joy, Jane, My Liana.
- 12:07Who else? Medicine.
- 12:08Not yet. Come sit with us.
- 12:11Hey, she'll be in later. I was your week, brother. 1st I
- 12:17don't apologize for last week. I didn't make it to the fucking
- 12:21main event. I got off the snap with you and
- 12:25I said I'm a lady, I'm some let me fall down and I'm just going
- 12:28to sit back. Next thing I know it's five.
- 12:31AMI ain't see shit. I ain't about to look at the
- 12:36main event. So So ever since I hit 40, I've
- 12:41been going to sleep like at 7:30 each night, you know what I'm
- 12:45saying? Welcome to the club Sir, Welcome
- 12:49to the. Club, it's a blessing.
- 12:50We, we, we, we. We turn 40, we sleep.
- 12:53Around, yeah, yeah. Everybody can tell you this by
- 12:56now. Real.
- 12:58Like, yeah, that's, that's what 40 is, right?
- 13:00Welcome to 40. Yeah, but my weekend I may be
- 13:03all right. Work is about it, Greg.
- 13:09Yeah. Take naps.
- 13:11We'll say it there. Yeah, that says Greg.
- 13:14Yeah, take. Nap but then if I take that's
- 13:16why I gonna be up all night and I got to work for real.
- 13:23I do sometimes though. I do nap when I want to come for
- 13:26work sometimes though, but then I wake up and just we messed up
- 13:36is what it is. No, man, I didn't even make it
- 13:40to the first half of those two hours to.
- 13:43First hour, yeah yeah, 'cause you bad, Yeah.
- 13:47It really wasn't nothing to be rat and raving about.
- 13:49They wouldn't. No PL.
- 13:51ES ain't really what that is, No Moto relative truth.
- 13:54It's like watching Smack down or some shit like that.
- 13:56And four matches, yeah. And.
- 14:00Then last night we get at 41 you'll be able to nap and sleep
- 14:04all night. Yeah, once you get there, you'll
- 14:07be able to snap and sleep all you want, just.
- 14:15In the last night Smackdown, Cody Rhodes with the with the
- 14:21win and I'm like, oh OK, how are we doing that, I guess.
- 14:27Oh damn. Well they won't.
- 14:28See no Randy Orton versus no Drew McIntyre.
- 14:35Every like are we actually going to see Cody or maybe a triple
- 14:39threat? But who knows, who knows what
- 14:41they got if they slid, But it's like what gets me is so many
- 14:45people, just like I say for the past, give or take 10 to 15
- 14:54years, they so fucking wishy washy.
- 14:57I seen this shit go through with Daniel Bryan.
- 15:00I seen this shit with Rama when he run won the Royal Rumble.
- 15:04They flipped on him. They love him.
- 15:05One minute. They were a couple years ago.
- 15:09Cody got to finish the story. Cody got to finish the story.
- 15:12Finish the story one a bit. Oh, we need a new.
- 15:14We need a new champion. Shit.
- 15:18I'm from the old school. If I rap with somebody, I'm
- 15:21gonna rap with somebody. I rap with Steve Austin.
- 15:24I'm still right with Steve Austin all these years later.
- 15:27You know what I'm saying? Yeah, even.
- 15:29When he joined the. Line.
- 15:30Yeah, even when he joined the line I would hurt believe that
- 15:34shit. But I rock with him though, you
- 15:37know what I'm saying? Yeah, pretty much.
- 15:43Oh yeah. Same thing with CM Punk, even
- 15:46when he was like heal CM Punk, yeah, you know, 400 and
- 15:50something days as a champion. Like the whole thing with him
- 15:57turning heel on the Rock and then doing the same to
- 16:00Undertaker we just saw a clip on.
- 16:03On YouTube and they act like they these people acting like he
- 16:07ain't known for saying after while this shit out land.
- 16:11This. Shit like where the fuck was
- 16:13y'all let out of years ago like this?
- 16:15Shit like. Then he wished that upon this
- 16:19McMahon. And I've been, I refuse to
- 16:21believe that, that he just up and said this shit.
- 16:24That shit had to be agreed upon for him to talk about that man's
- 16:28father like that. You know what I'm saying?
- 16:31Roman talked about her. Yeah, you know, I'm saying so
- 16:34you know, ain't nothing new. I mean, this is good Lord, like
- 16:39damn, I don't see what the promos and that shit.
- 16:42Damn, back in the day and like in the 80s and 70s and shit like
- 16:48these motherfuckers just just want to cancel every fucking day
- 16:52like this shit, get on my fucking bed.
- 16:54Oh my God, shit. Figured of canceling.
- 17:00So during Scream 7 we get the trailer for Scary Movie 6.
- 17:09It's 9:00. Thanks for letting it know.
- 17:12Trailer for Scary Movie six. It was it was great.
- 17:17It was great watching that. Yes, I I saw first on tic tac
- 17:22somebody Boo lady like. Bootleg version and then the
- 17:29real. Version then I renew, I renew
- 17:31this new generation, they ain't young, they ain't gonna
- 17:33understand it. They all they already trying to
- 17:35cancel it. You know what I'm saying?
- 17:41I'm laughing that shit 'cause that movie that I despise, they
- 17:44making fun of your movie. The substance.
- 17:50The substance that that, that filth that Damon has moved.
- 17:58Do you like the substance? That was the work, bro.
- 18:01That was the worst fucking move I've seen in my life and I'm a
- 18:05down this hill. I don't think you actually
- 18:07watched that movie. I think you said I think you set
- 18:10me up. You always do that.
- 18:12Yeah. I heard, I heard you.
- 18:15I heard you thought you told somebody that.
- 18:17And I'm just like, no, I actually watched it.
- 18:19It was fucking horrible. It was like I sat there the
- 18:22entire time. Like damn to me, what the fuck?
- 18:26What, what, what person ain't right.
- 18:28Mine will just sit there and say I'm gonna write this, I'm gonna
- 18:32come at the bitch's back and leak on the floor, and then I'm
- 18:37gonna go to the audience of the fucking television show and they
- 18:41gonna beat me to death. My, my titty is on my shoulder.
- 18:47Then I fall out the window, then get sweeped up by the sweep St.
- 18:52sweeper in the movie. That's the worst she'd ever
- 18:54seen. That's the worst.
- 18:57Yeah. Like that ending was horrible.
- 19:05So doing a clip of Scary Movie 2, the whole basketball thing
- 19:10right where they do like the whole you.
- 19:13Know. Arc and the basketball.
- 19:15Scene. And I'm just like, I, I, I know
- 19:19what they're going to do for, for Scary Movie 6 when they're
- 19:23making fun of sinners. Oh yeah, yeah, the.
- 19:28They play the. Music and they get transferred
- 19:30I. Was like you motherfuckers are
- 19:32going to ruin that. Shit, they don't tell that shit.
- 19:35Yeah, that shit alive, boy. Oh, man.
- 19:39Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I hope you do not do
- 19:44that. Like that's so hilarious.
- 19:46If you did and they're going to do it.
- 19:47I just. Know.
- 19:48Yeah, yeah. And of course he comes out with
- 19:52I was like, why does it have to be some half stuff can't stay
- 19:54the work after because like I'll get.
- 19:56Back. Oh yeah, yeah.
- 19:59And I'm like, you know, Ray has been like there the entire time
- 20:05because he was like that. It was like, how do I look in
- 20:08this thing tucked up? Yeah.
- 20:12Ever since then, I'm just like you're.
- 20:14You are, aren't you? Yeah, you are the characters.
- 20:19They make fun a lot of stuff, man.
- 20:22And I'm just like that first scene with Megan.
- 20:27There's music behind it. If you just They just couldn't
- 20:30shut a left. Mickey let you listen to the.
- 20:32Music, yeah. For some reason, because it
- 20:34might have been. Copyrighted.
- 20:35Yeah. But there's music behind it, and
- 20:37it's probably going to be what's her face again with the same the
- 20:42same music that Megan was. When she was dancing, yeah.
- 20:45And it's not going to be Eminem on there as well.
- 20:50Yeah. It's gonna be a type of techno
- 20:52music where she dances and then does this, and then she finally
- 20:55takes off the mask and it's scared Ghostface.
- 20:58Yeah. But when that freaking trailer
- 21:03dropped I have and I got another like inbox of the Wasa from
- 21:11Scary. Yeah.
- 21:12And like, remember this? I was like, hell yeah, we did
- 21:15that. We did that on TikTok.
- 21:17You. Know Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I
- 21:19remember that we did that yeah, we are the edition.
- 21:23We all did that shit so can't wait for Scary Movie 6.
- 21:28In the meantime, I want to rewatch White Chicks 'cause
- 21:32you've been posting videos about that.
- 21:35Actually, I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give back story about that
- 21:38old friend of mine, one of the original Greggy's angels.
- 21:46I still keep contact with her and she's like, why don't you do
- 21:49white chicks? I like, man.
- 21:52I don't know. I don't.
- 21:54I don't know if this shit gonna work.
- 21:55I said I ain't got it like that no more.
- 21:57It's been years. I ain't.
- 21:59She said just do it. I did.
- 22:01I did the the song. I'd be damned like three 300
- 22:06something views. I like.
- 22:07Fuck. What the fuck?
- 22:08Yeah, I she was insane. You know, when I did the other
- 22:12one about the white chocolate, just to look at her face, I
- 22:31wouldn't expect her to do. Don't do it.
- 22:33I like damn. I'm saying like, no, yeah.
- 22:52So still doing R&B obviously. And you and my brother, my
- 22:56brother, you killing it. You dropped it, you dropped it.
- 23:02R Kelly out of that. So he pulling out the big guns
- 23:04with this one. I was whole, I was like, I was
- 23:08on the cuff was like should I do this or should I not?
- 23:11Are we can't? We still can't.
- 23:14Man do this shit, man. Don't know about it.
- 23:16Ain't nobody, Can't nobody tell you what to not to do shit.
- 23:20That sound German? That sound German?
- 23:23That's a classic. I still didn't tell it shit I
- 23:27don't. Know I still listen obviously
- 23:29what's his name blah TV somebody was on there I forgot who it was
- 23:33like do you still live in R Kelly and the guy that he was
- 23:36interviewing was. Like hell yeah.
- 23:37I I I fuck with R Kelly? Yeah.
- 23:40I don't fuck with Robert Kelly. That was talking, right?
- 23:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. R.
- 23:44Kelly is We're listening to R Kelly.
- 23:47We ain't fucking with Robert Kelly.
- 23:48Shit, there's no R Kelly we ain't fucking with.
- 23:50R Kelly, We're fucking with R Kelly.
- 23:53R Kelly has a lot of songs out there.
- 23:56Like if you're gonna cancel him, you're gonna cancel all the
- 23:58songs, You're gonna cancel all this stuff.
- 24:01Like it doesn't. Like Robert Kelly did some
- 24:04heinous shit, stuff that we don't agree with.
- 24:08And I'm just like, yeah, that's true.
- 24:09OK, you're right, You're right. So I'm sitting there like, all
- 24:12right, which song should I do? And after the first one, I'm
- 24:15just like, cuz I had to, dude. I was like this was in like in
- 24:19my. Playlist if I had.
- 24:20A playlist. Back then this was in my
- 24:22freaking rotation every chance because I was a fucking 12 year
- 24:25old kid listening to our R Kelly and I just let it too.
- 24:28It's like, I don't think we were supposed to be listening to
- 24:32this, but the same time we were there listening.
- 24:36Just like I was supposed to be walking around with a bump and
- 24:39grind shut down in elementary school, but I had it all.
- 24:47Exactly. We weren't supposed to be doing
- 24:49that, but hey, it happened. Yeah, yeah.
- 24:54What else? Some other songs too.
- 24:56Like I was like trying to put up there is like what other songs
- 24:59we weren't supposed to be listening to, but we had ended
- 25:02up having to listen to it as yet.
- 25:05Last night I was making love to you.
- 25:08I'm like my mom barred in a room.
- 25:12Like, what the fuck are you? Are you?
- 25:15Did you get a girl pregnant? Like, no, no, we're good.
- 25:21Yeah, it says. I'm tired of wondering if I
- 25:23could do a song of it or I can't, or if I can't because of
- 25:27whatever, if I like it, I do. It like alright, that's just
- 25:31like me or my my comedy sounds and shit.
- 25:34I don't give a fuck who get mad. Yeah, proceed with caution for
- 25:41me. Shit.
- 25:44Exactly like just, you know, like I was supposed to be
- 25:48listening to that, but my uncle is like, don't tell your mom
- 25:50here, I made you listen to this. But like, if you're telling me
- 25:54that I don't tell my mom that, hey, well, like, what the fuck?
- 25:57Eddie Murphy from like Oh my God.
- 25:59We'll say this too. Anybody out there right now
- 26:02listening, listening on whatever streaming device or in the live
- 26:09and it's content creator? Do what you want to do.
- 26:15Don't try to be like nobody else.
- 26:17Don't worry about what nobody is think.
- 26:20Do the content that you are comfortable with, do the content
- 26:24that you love. Because that was my biggest
- 26:26mistake out of years ago. I was doing shit that that I
- 26:30thought people wanted me to do or I was trying to beat somebody
- 26:35else. You know what I'm saying?
- 26:37You know what I'm saying? Then I finally woke up, you know
- 26:40what I'm saying? And I became me.
- 26:43You know I'm saying do what the hell you want to do.
- 26:49If you don't like to do fucking 60s and 70s music because of
- 26:54somebody else, don't do it. You know you don't.
- 27:00Want to do it with someone because you don't feel it?
- 27:03Don't do it. If they're forcing me to do it,
- 27:05hey, that's on. You if you don't want to do no
- 27:07fucking Backstreet Boys on Tuesday.
- 27:10Fucking and sync on Thursday. See we no.
- 27:16Fucking Glee. Don't do it.
- 27:18TV tones on Friday. Do what you want to do.
- 27:21See what? You want to do if you don't want
- 27:24to, Glee on anytime you like. Don't do Glee if you don't want.
- 27:27To do and don't about care about that bullshit.
- 27:29Fuck that shit. You know what shit?
- 27:32Fuck that shit. I don't.
- 27:34I don't give a fuck. God damn it, I've been waiting
- 27:37for this all week. Shit got me, got me fucked up.
- 27:46I got him crashing again. The Speaking of crashing,
- 27:50there's this game called Karen Honesty coming out and like,
- 27:58yeah, but what it means, what it basically that's crazy.
- 28:04So I saw the trailer and I was like, I looked at it and it's
- 28:07like she's coming out from the mall, she's going to the mall
- 28:12and she doesn't agree with stuff.
- 28:13So like her thing is crash out, she starts fucking destroying
- 28:19the entire place. Fucking are you slamming people?
- 28:23Did. You say Karen, I did say Karen.
- 28:25I said Karen. It's the game is called Karen
- 28:29and it's on Steam and I don't think it's going to come out on
- 28:31any other platform. It's on Steam.
- 28:33It's like you can play it online, but I'm gonna look for
- 28:35it see if I like if it's cheap. If not then I'll just like chill
- 28:40for a minute but. They actually made a game.
- 28:42They just made a game right there.
- 28:45That's crazy, though. I remember.
- 28:49I really decided I was talking about somebody made a fake
- 28:51trailer for video game. It was called slavery.
- 28:57Yeah, yeah. And after the game, you was a
- 29:02slave master and you was, you go by the slaves and have them on
- 29:07the ship and you take them to the plantation and you beat
- 29:10their ass. And it was uproar.
- 29:12People thought that was real game though, but it was a fake
- 29:15trailer. I remember this shit.
- 29:16This was years ago. This was like in the early, I
- 29:18say like 2000, I paid my mother passed. 2010, it was 2011.
- 29:25Yeah, it was fair. Everybody was pissed.
- 29:28That's it. Alright, That was one of those.
- 29:32April Fools game April Fools trailer.
- 29:34Wow, somebody just just dirty and just make.
- 29:37I said they took the time to actually they had like it's the
- 29:41actual gang footage though. Somebody actually had time to do
- 29:45this shit though and just make this shit.
- 29:47It was fab, bro. Yeah, there's some mods out
- 29:50there that could do that. Like damn, that's.
- 29:52Yes, for tuition. That's crazy.
- 30:00So Scream 7 gross so far? Nice.
- 30:04A million globally, with over 64 million of that coming
- 30:09domestically. That slashes the previous
- 30:13opening weekend record of 44 million from the previous
- 30:15installment, 2023 Scream 6. The number also sets it up to
- 30:20potentially become the highest grossing Scream film ever
- 30:23domestically, a record also held by Scream Six with 108 million,
- 30:28which of course is an adjustment for inflation.
- 30:30Which inflation the original film beat the handily.
- 30:36The film has by far the worst reviews in the history of the
- 30:38serious. Scream 7 currently holds a 33%
- 30:41rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which is well below the previous
- 30:45record holder, Scream 3, which has a 45% rating.
- 30:49Critics don't dictate with the fans think though.
- 30:51This film has a 78% rating from the fans, which ranks it higher
- 30:54than Scream two and four. Dude it's better at Scream 3.
- 30:57It's so much. Better than, you know, shit.
- 31:02It's so much better than scream. I'm gonna be listening to them.
- 31:04I'm gonna. Say so much better than the last
- 31:08scream. Yeah, like I didn't like the
- 31:11last two girls. Sydney wasn't in it.
- 31:15I said this already and like they left, I get it.
- 31:19You know you had your political views, OK, but why fire somebody
- 31:24from? That.
- 31:25I guess so. They fired them.
- 31:26They fired Melissa Barreau, and then what's her face?
- 31:30Wednesday left with them. I.
- 31:33Know you don't say. This I don't want to I don't
- 31:35want to be a part of this like all right, Wednesday bye they
- 31:40they make fun of her on screen on a scary.
- 31:42Movie. There's a girl named Dave.
- 31:45There's a girl named Tuesday in there.
- 31:46I was like, of course they do. They make fun of Ma.
- 31:52Yeah, her haircut. Yeah, her haircut.
- 31:55Yeah, this. Is like the freaking sausage
- 32:03stuff. It's from everywhere, all over
- 32:06everywhere at once. The the the the the Asian movie.
- 32:09Yeah. The one that was like, hell
- 32:11yeah, this fucking movie is awesome.
- 32:14And of course terrifying. All that stuff.
- 32:15Like, I love those. Like I I'm definitely gonna
- 32:18watch. It I never watched Terrified to
- 32:19this day. Why don't you, let's say I'll
- 32:27just watch the kill count on dead meat and this one too, like
- 32:31Scream 7, like every time a kill happened, I'm just like, that's
- 32:35gonna be on the kill count. Damn, that's gonna be on dead
- 32:40meat kill count. I can't wait for it to like to
- 32:42say how much this because this was like fucking crazy as fuck.
- 32:45The kills were better than last time.
- 32:48Yeah, the kills are better. The kills are better.
- 32:52Like even in the preview the. Trailer when?
- 32:54She fucking falls down and he's all like.
- 32:56Yeah. Yeah, those were fucking great
- 32:59kills. Where are we 30 minutes in?
- 33:06OK, so let's do podcast. Let's open up the group chat.
- 33:11Each week, we ask the community a question and bring you answers
- 33:14back to react to live, turning the show into one big
- 33:16conversation. It's not like we weren't doing
- 33:18that the entire time. All right, the two from last
- 33:21week, you didn't get the answer, but we can.
- 33:25It's up to you. Top five people who shaped your
- 33:28life. Top five people.
- 33:33Yeah, top five people that shaped your life.
- 33:41My mother. Mama Greg.
- 33:48My grandmother, Helen. Grandma, Grandma Helen.
- 33:57Shit, I'll say my uncle. OK.
- 34:11Man, my other uncle, just uncles.
- 34:17Your mom, your grandma, some uncles.
- 34:20Yeah, and fearful, probably my cousin, you know, because he
- 34:36gave me the game on it, on it, Nintendo and and Death Row
- 34:43Records. And I love that.
- 34:49Yeah. Back to the Future and basically
- 34:51the stats I got off for my cousin though, you know, you
- 34:53tell you talk. Basically, you're you because of
- 34:55your cousin. Yeah, yeah, there it.
- 34:59Is, yeah, yeah. Finish the sentence.
- 35:04If you were in trouble, you probably did what?
- 35:13She whooped the neighbor's ass or shit.
- 35:17The neighbor. That did the cross shopping
- 35:20class or I. Did that.
- 35:24That was me. Doing all kind of stupid shit,
- 35:26but there's no telling shit. Wait the.
- 35:32Crop shop. Yeah, I remember doing that too.
- 35:36Hey, I got in so much trouble at home for doing this shit though.
- 35:40You don't stop watching this shit.
- 35:43You don't stop watching hopefully.
- 35:44How to help me? Oh that's fucking hilarious.
- 35:53What music raised you before you got to pick your own?
- 35:55What were your parents blasting on Saturday mornings during Rd.
- 35:57trips or at a family gatherings? And what memories are tied to
- 36:00it? I was just talking about this
- 36:06with minutes the other day. Go for it man, Go for it.
- 36:10Fucking Luther Vandross, Saturday morning.
- 36:15Frankie Beverly and Maze and goddamn Temptations. 4 tops.
- 36:24Smokey Robinson Miracles. Damn Funkadelic.
- 36:34Damn man, raise anything from like the 60s, seventies, you
- 36:40know? I'm saying she'd do some.
- 36:41She'd do some 80 shit in there too though, you know?
- 36:45Yeah, I got. I got a lot of answers from that
- 36:47too from that. Era, you know, like mom, she I
- 36:50mean she you know, she didn't really fuck the rap like that
- 36:56towards the end, though, like when I got old, is she like she
- 37:00was quoting young Jeez and shit. Please, Lord, don't let me go to
- 37:06jail, and I say you ain't no been to jail.
- 37:08So what are you saying? You know that DMX, though, when
- 37:13that DMX came out that up in here up in here, she was saying
- 37:17shit at the motherfucker, But but that was she.
- 37:22But she loved her. Luther Vandross though, boy,
- 37:25man, Like she played that damn tape until they fucking dragged
- 37:30and I had to go buy her. I would have to go buy her
- 37:33another tape all the time. Then she finally leveled up to
- 37:36CD's. She was happy then.
- 37:39Oh. Dear, just CD's.
- 37:43So my mom, once she discovered CD's, the great hit CD's.
- 37:50Yeah, oh man. From her guy.
- 37:53From the guy that who like fucking brought the.
- 37:55Fucking yeah. There was a guy have brought CDs
- 37:58and cassettes all. Over.
- 38:03The apartment right, greatest hits
- 38:23of merengue and salsa and it's like, oh shit, oh, you know,
- 38:30dance songs and I'm just like oh, OK cool.
- 38:34So she blasted. I was like alright the fucking
- 38:37thin walls that we have bro I I heard my neighbors having sex.
- 38:42Oh. And I'm just like sitting on the
- 38:49wall, just like. Listening.
- 38:51And she's not moaning and I'm just like, this is.
- 38:55Fucking great. That's fucked up.
- 38:56How am I going to sleep? I'm going to sleep.
- 38:58Yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, fucking hell.
- 39:01So what my mom did on Saturday mornings is now she wake us up.
- 39:06She woke the entire neighborhood up, the entire fucking conflicts
- 39:10up. And like the fucking neighbor
- 39:14got all pissed off. It's like, why ain't your mom
- 39:17blasting all that music? And Saturday morning we want to
- 39:20sleep in. Like why your mom having sex?
- 39:25Morning shit. And I met her too.
- 39:28I was like, hi, you know, fucking awkward fuck.
- 39:32It's like, hey, how you doing? It's like, oh, I'm like, oh,
- 39:35what the fuck ever. But it was like this whole
- 39:40greatest hits that she had on, she put it on.
- 39:42It was flung up again. It was fucking Jerry Roberta.
- 39:47It was Marc Anthony before he turned English.
- 39:49It was Menudo with fucking Ricky Martin when before he turned
- 39:54English. Also Talia, like all these
- 39:58fucking like everything I grew up on.
- 40:00Was that Vicente Fernández on some of the where She wanted to
- 40:06like fucking yell out and shit because she heard it too.
- 40:11She heard the next door neighbor.
- 40:12Too. And she's all like, you know
- 40:16what? Put some Vicente on.
- 40:17So she started Vicente and she's fucking Grito that fucking
- 40:20yelled you. It pissed her off.
- 40:25And I'm just, and I'm just like, why you speaking so loud?
- 40:28She's like fucking HEPA. So she fucking learns, you know,
- 40:32don't don't fucking do that shit and expect us not to fucking
- 40:34retain some shit like that. You know, like we want to
- 40:37fucking hear our music too. Fuck you.
- 40:39Yeah. Yeah.
- 40:42So hers was just like a bunch of old stuff, like she brought in
- 40:47like English music as well. And Prince.
- 40:52She was into Prince, obviously, because she fucking made me go
- 40:55watch that movie. Right.
- 40:55Yeah, it's. Like she was into Prince.
- 41:00It's like, Oh my goodness, Enrique Iglesias heard his dad.
- 41:05Julio Iglesias. Like she used to say he was my
- 41:09dad. I think.
- 41:13So this is, it's like, like you can say like, oh, that's my
- 41:16ex-husband. You know, my future ex-husband
- 41:17was like, no, she's all like, that's your dad.
- 41:20I was like, what? Like yeah, that's your dad.
- 41:22Like I have proof, you know, like I met him in Stafford.
- 41:25I mean, that's your dad. I'm like, no, it's not.
- 41:28Is it really? It's like, yeah, that's your
- 41:29dad. And I fucking believed it until
- 41:33like I turned fucking 13 or 14. I'm just like, this is a
- 41:36bullshit, Bob. You made me believe this man was
- 41:38my dad. And I just kept telling people
- 41:40at school he's like, holy less is my dad who this guy from
- 41:44Spain, like the singer from Spain, like if you know him and
- 41:49then Mexicans would be like the the Spanish kids would be like,
- 41:51you're my mom says your mom's lying.
- 41:57Mom's a boss. Yeah, that's your dad.
- 42:00I was like, oh, that's fucked up, Mom.
- 42:02But yeah, Julio Galicias, Enrique Iglesias.
- 42:04And then for years I'd be like, like saying like to my friends,
- 42:07like, hey, that's my brother right there.
- 42:10Just for the fuck of it, you know, It's like because my mom
- 42:12told me she was my. Dad, Yeah.
- 42:15So I just kept saying that other people have said Avalon Dreaming
- 42:21of Maine, says Beatles. Roger Whitaker Shannon says.
- 42:26My parents play the oldies and country music fifties, 80s and
- 42:2890s. Mina, Tim Curry's girlfriend,
- 42:32says this music. I grew up on Motown because I
- 42:35put in a Mountain High enough for.
- 42:37That. And yeah, as soon as I started
- 42:41listening to that stuff too, it's like, because my mom had
- 42:44her own and then she's all like, why don't you listen to that?
- 42:46You'll love this. You'll love this.
- 42:48Be like Michael Jackson. You'll like this one too.
- 42:49So Motown oldies, the, you know, the Latino 50's, the 60s and 70s
- 42:58classic of just, you know, driving around and it's like,
- 43:02you know, on the Sunday, what's it called?
- 43:08Lighter sheet of brown. It's like on the Sunday
- 43:13afternoon. Yeah.
- 43:15And they, there was like, I started listening to that and I
- 43:17started listening to the oldies and I started listening to all
- 43:20that stuff. And it was like, oh shit, this
- 43:22is fucking awesome. Great music, you know.
- 43:25Smokey Robinson. Yeah, yeah.
- 43:30Because then I had, there'd be like a station for that where
- 43:33it's just like Smokey Robinson, tears of a clown.
- 43:36Yes, yes. Me yes, yes, I remember that
- 43:40mini moon that each country, Alan Jackson, George Strait,
- 43:44MENA says. My parents played music from the
- 43:4750s to the 70s. Their favorite were Santana
- 43:49Oyakumova, Black Magic Woman, Samapati, the Stylistics.
- 43:53You are everything Bitcha by Gollywah.
- 43:56Gollywah. Still in love with you, Frankie
- 44:00Valli. Sherry can't take my eyes off of
- 44:02you. All of these songs just remind
- 44:05me of a time when life seemed good and simple and make me
- 44:07dance around the house. Hell yeah.
- 44:10Jane says hydrate. Both of us, the producers, are
- 44:15telling us to hydrate again. I ain't gonna.
- 44:24I ain't gonna say I ain't gonna say nothing this week.
- 44:27I ain't gonna start no shit. I'm really go drenches puss as
- 44:32water. Blitzy, Jen says.
- 44:51I was raised on old rock'n'roll from the 50s and 60s.
- 44:53Born in the 70s. Still doesn't do it.
- 44:58Richie Valens La Bamba. Yeah, yeah.
- 45:01Like Donna and all those songs that every time someone mentions
- 45:06the 50s, I listen to that big bopper in them.
- 45:08Yeah. Jane says my mom heard mostly
- 45:13shot Norwegian country music growing up but also some
- 45:16foreigner from USA. Mostly music.
- 45:18I can't remember the title artist but I'll know the song
- 45:20when I'm hearing it. Dad listen to the radio for just
- 45:22for the news mostly. So he just let the radio be
- 45:25running in between the news. So basically he was listening to
- 45:27all kinds of music. So she sent me a song to play.
- 45:31I looked it up and I, you know, I played on YouTube and it
- 45:36sounded like it sounded country and it sounded like upbeat, you
- 45:39know, like I'm dancing to it. I'm just hanging out, you know,
- 45:42dancing to it. And then she's all like, now
- 45:45look up the words and I'm looking up the words.
- 45:48I was like, oh, it means divorced.
- 45:49Dang, wait, what? He's dancing because he's
- 45:52bathing. Divorced.
- 45:54Right. Country's thought about getting
- 46:02divorced and having fun with it. It was a good beat, though.
- 46:05It was. It was a good beat, Yeah.
- 46:08And just like, like Jane who made him listen to this.
- 46:12You're like her parents. I was like, all right, cool.
- 46:15And like, I loved it. I asked and it came out to that.
- 46:19And it's like, hey, it does. Nobody knows.
- 46:21The English people don't know what it means, but at the same
- 46:22time, it's funny. So yeah, that's fun.
- 46:26Thanks, Jane. Gameboy says 80s metal and early
- 46:30grunge rock. My mom was a big fan of
- 46:31Motörhead, Metallica, Megadeth and similar bands.
- 46:34However, my grandmother always had Soundgarden, Template Dog,
- 46:37Pearl Jam, Nirvana, similar music playing in the car.
- 46:40Nice Emmy truck on fire before he cheats red panda pup country
- 46:48it me classic rock disco nice country some older Vicente
- 46:52Fernández good shit good shit. Grandma, Cat, Sinatra, Martin,
- 46:58Crosby, Newton, Gothic Mama, Oldie.
- 47:01But Goodie and Be. My favorite is them.
- 47:03Tammy and Marvin. Think she said something.
- 47:08Yeah, there it is. Benny King and The Drifters.
- 47:11Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Tina Marie.
- 47:13Atlantic Star Anita Natalie. Cole Yeah, yeah.
- 47:18Those are 10 fun too. Katita, Katita, salsa meenge,
- 47:23salsa emerenge. It was a fun, it was, James
- 47:27says. It was so fun to watch when you
- 47:28found out what they're It was so fun to watch when you found out
- 47:32what they were singing. It was I was I was just like
- 47:34what Anita Healy says my mom's do up Motown music.
- 47:39I love that everybody brings up Motown because I was just like
- 47:43agreeing with it to Bria Motown new edition lady Pluto 90s baby
- 47:49from Cali. Listen to fifty 70s Motown
- 47:5182,000 club music, West Coast rap classic rock awesome.
- 47:55OK, great everything. I listen to a lot of shit now as
- 47:59an adult on Poly jammers. Yvonna says Christian rock.
- 48:04OK, so this one who says I physically can't listen to it
- 48:07now that I walked away from all that.
- 48:09Like my best friend who was never religious can still listen
- 48:11to flyleaf and Lauren K and Switchfoot and lifehouse and I
- 48:14just can't. It makes me angry.
- 48:18I guess this teach your own farts can fly cutting groove
- 48:22diving you're dying your arms when your mom raised you off 80s
- 48:25music. It just makes you a baddie in
- 48:26the millennial generation. Sure, I guess.
- 48:35So It was mostly Motown in my house.
- 48:37Like when I was, like, getting into it as well, My mom would
- 48:41listen to the classic of her Spanish.
- 48:44And then she, like, turned me on into Motown.
- 48:47And like, so this and this and this, like Anita Baker, you
- 48:55know, Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5, all them people.
- 49:01And I was like, hell yeah. Thanks Mom.
- 49:03It's been it's been like that ever since.
- 49:08Next question was tell me your epic you had to be there walk
- 49:11home from school stories, the chaos, the the chaos, the
- 49:15laughs, the drama and the unforgettable moments that made
- 49:17those walk feel like many adventures.
- 49:18From corner store stops and neighborhood shortcuts to after
- 49:21school gossip and wild memories. We're visiting the nostalgia of
- 49:25growing up before rise tax and tracking apps.
- 49:28So I have a few. Walking home from school.
- 49:36Dude, this is elementary school. Yeah.
- 49:40Or maybe it was like, no, it was middle school because I took the
- 49:44bus. So, you know, there's a group of
- 49:48us that like, live around the same neighborhood around the
- 49:51complexes, what, like across the street and, you know, all that
- 49:55stuff. And we take the bus.
- 49:57We take the school bus every time we have to go to a bus stop
- 50:00and fucking come back and all this shit.
- 50:04So like, we go to the park and this, we meet up with this one
- 50:09girl and she's fucking hot as hell.
- 50:11So we're just like, you know, you know, it was like she's in
- 50:15high school and we're just messing around with her and just
- 50:17like, hey, what's going on? Like you're hot and all this
- 50:19shit. What age are you in?
- 50:21Middle school? I want to say 1314.
- 50:27Yeah, yes. 13 or 14. So like, we just a bunch of us
- 50:34just talking shit out at that point, like, oh, yeah, would
- 50:37you? Would you?
- 50:38Would you like, yeah, I would, but definitely I would.
- 50:40Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.
- 50:41It's like how? It's like what?
- 50:44Like how like, all right, cool. And we're staying in the bus,
- 50:48you know, all this shit and she lived across the street from the
- 50:51bus stop. Hell yeah, Cool.
- 50:53All right, so this one guy gets out of the bus with us and it's
- 50:58like, isn't that wonder you guys are talking about?
- 50:59I was like, huh? And we're just like, looking at
- 51:01him, like, where the fuck are you?
- 51:02Where'd you come from? Just like, out of the blue.
- 51:06And he's like, no, that's like one girl's like, yeah, that's
- 51:08her. She's not.
- 51:09Look at her. Like, hell yeah, I'm gonna go
- 51:11tell her, bro, the fucking face we all made.
- 51:16Like, are you fucking serious? Don't do that.
- 51:19Dang. Don't fucking do.
- 51:21Don't do that. Do that, please.
- 51:23And we're just like, what are you gonna do?
- 51:27I'm going to tell you. I start talking.
- 51:28I was like, you guys want to fuck her ass.
- 51:30All that's full. No, what do you do?
- 51:32Fucked up. So we start walking fast, get
- 51:36this fucking dude off fucking tail.
- 51:38And we're just like, let's get the fuck out of here.
- 51:40Let's just walk and keep walking, blah, blah.
- 51:42So we like fucking head out and her house is right there.
- 51:49And then we hear dudes like, yeah, hey, you know what these
- 51:52guys said? They want to do you.
- 51:53They want to do this. They want to do no and we just
- 51:57like turn around, we laugh and we fucking start fucking running
- 52:00just like, you know, we don't want her to see our faces, all
- 52:04that shit, so we fucking leave right?
- 52:07Uh, it was like like later on that day I was like, where did
- 52:11he go? Like I don't know, he went the
- 52:13other way. I was like oh fuck that guy.
- 52:15All right, umm. So the next day we see him and
- 52:18we're just like, you fucking Dick head, why would you do
- 52:20that? It was funny.
- 52:22She was laughing. You guys made her laugh.
- 52:24It's like, all right, whatever. So we get we fucking the next
- 52:28day we fucking stopped there again and we get out the bus.
- 52:31He's not with us anymore. But same time we're just like
- 52:35looking over like around was like she's there.
- 52:36It's like, Nah, Oh yeah, yeah, she's right there.
- 52:39Like fuck, you know. So I do this.
- 52:43I think they go, but they're like going around another way.
- 52:47I see a Creek and I fucking go across the Creek and I didn't
- 52:51know that it stopped right in front of her house.
- 52:54Dang. And I'm just like, fuck it.
- 52:56And then the Creek is fucking deep.
- 52:57So I'm just like, oh, shit, how am I gonna get help?
- 53:01Yeah, So I fucking climb up and I smell like Creek.
- 53:05Dang, I smell like Creek water. And I fucking get home and my
- 53:07mom's like, boy, get dressed in the shower.
- 53:15Two days later, I see her again. And we're just like, Nah, let's
- 53:18just keep walking, walking. I'm not going through the Creek
- 53:20again. Like, stop.
- 53:22She's like, hi. OK.
- 53:26But we had to see her every now and again.
- 53:28But I guess she, like, once we got to high school, she was
- 53:31there too. And she's all like, fucking
- 53:33laughing at the entire time. She's like, hey, remember when
- 53:35you did this and this and this? I was like, shut up.
- 53:39I don't remember shit. You mean the Creek?
- 53:41Yeah, the Creek. Like, yeah, why would you do
- 53:43that? I was like, I don't because of
- 53:45what happened with dude. I was like, oh, I thought it was
- 53:47funny. I know you guys weren't just
- 53:48talking shit. Like, OK, cool, so you're not
- 53:51mad. It's like, oh, Nah, you're all
- 53:53middle schoolers. Like it wasn't like what?
- 53:57Yeah, a little bunch of little fucking kid like little fucking
- 54:01rip, RIP riff raff, whatever she called it.
- 54:05And she's like, yeah, OK, cool. She was a hood rat.
- 54:08It's cool. She didn't care.
- 54:10She didn't care. Fucking rumors were true for
- 54:12her. But anyway, yeah, that was one
- 54:16of mine. There's another one where I jump
- 54:19off the bus because I saw someone do it on TV, obviously.
- 54:24So obviously I like, you know, bus is going like 5 mph.
- 54:33I fucking jump out and fucking fall down and I fucking scrape
- 54:36my knee and everything and they're like, bro, why would you
- 54:39do that? What the fuck?
- 54:40And my mom's all like, why are you?
- 54:43Why? Why, as I saw some fucking
- 54:46movie, you saw someone else doing this inside like we.
- 54:52Dang. Oh yes, it probably wasn't the
- 54:55first time she had it either. Exactly.
- 54:57Exactly. So it's like she didn't care.
- 55:00What is your epic story bro? She really religious?
- 55:06What half school? Dallas, TX in the hood and just
- 55:11it was a Mexican Game Boy east side homeboy.
- 55:20Oh, I said, what's your claim? What's your claim home?
- 55:23I saw claims you, but I knew most I knew someone called
- 55:27school with them so they didn't really fuck me like that.
- 55:30They always have me have my back.
- 55:31They made sure I got home safe and shit though, you know what
- 55:35I'm saying? Yeah, that's Dino, you know,
- 55:39like because was out was out like everything, everybody
- 55:43together, Asians, blacks and Mexicans, you know, I'm saying
- 55:47but man, but the fights, though was just crazy.
- 55:51Like like you just you walk home just like well past move theater
- 55:57every day three 45 is just a fight.
- 55:59You know, I'm saying remember my boy, he he whooped his dude with
- 56:05like 1/2 of a log with like fucking half of a tree.
- 56:11He literally picked this for for the tree up beat the shit after
- 56:14dude, this tree. That's the kind of that's kind
- 56:18of shit. I remember walking home from
- 56:20school, the crazy shit. You know what I'm saying?
- 56:22The girls really want check for me back then, so I really
- 56:25wouldn't. I was trying to get home in 90°
- 56:28weather, so shit I wouldn't think about.
- 56:30Nothing like this. It was just crazy though, you
- 56:34know, fights and shit, you know my shit.
- 56:41Wasn't that exciting. No, but still dude, still the
- 56:46fucking the gangs, they still fucking rolled out for you.
- 56:52Like I remember coming home from school in elementary in a
- 57:00predominantly black neighborhood.
- 57:01Yeah. So like you know, it is the
- 57:06East. LA Yeah, and really they.
- 57:11Were they were neighbors? Neighbors.
- 57:12Just like we're looking out for you.
- 57:15If someone was messing with you, they'd be like, you all right,
- 57:17little homie. Yeah.
- 57:19And that's how I fucking found out.
- 57:21What homeboy, man? Yeah.
- 57:23And he's like, that's my old, that's my little homeboy right
- 57:26there. I was like, homeboy, what's
- 57:27that? Which means you're cool.
- 57:28Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean straight?
- 57:30I'm like, hell yeah. Fuck it up.
- 57:35But you know, whatever color of gangs, they're just like
- 57:40fucking, you know, they, they hook and hook you up and.
- 57:43Everything. You cool they see you fucking
- 57:46getting fucked by like getting messed around by a bully
- 57:49somewhere else. Like yeah Hey little homie, you
- 57:52alright? You need help?
- 57:53What's? Going on.
- 57:55A little boy messing that boy messing with you.
- 57:57That little fat boy over there messing with you.
- 57:58Like, yeah, like, hey, that's our boy.
- 58:02You leave him alone. Don't fucking touch him.
- 58:04Don't look. At it.
- 58:05And all that and I'm just like hell yeah.
- 58:07And then the the parents of the not even gang bangers.
- 58:11Just like fucking hood kids. Yeah, yeah.
- 58:13Like a parents of this like fucking awesome as hell.
- 58:16It's like, yeah, boy. And I'm just like, Oh yeah.
- 58:20And there's this one guy, just like every time I see him, he
- 58:23had this fucking on this like sombrero walk with a limp and
- 58:31always have boots. On Damn.
- 58:34And he lives right across the corner.
- 58:36But he'd come around every now and then.
- 58:38And I'm just, like, looking at him.
- 58:39Like, hell yeah. He's all like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 58:44Like hell yeah. That's what I.
- 58:45Like that's what I like to see, man.
- 58:47And and like, every time I see it was like, hell yeah.
- 58:50What's going on, Sir? How you?
- 58:51Doing yeah, like like. So like they, they, he live in
- 58:57that little gated apartment and him in the front porch.
- 59:02That's them in the front porch. So every time I see them, it's
- 59:06like, hi, like, hey, there he goes like what's going on, man?
- 59:09He's like, all right, cool. And every time it's just like a
- 59:12front porch, just them hanging out on the front porch in the
- 59:15rocking chairs, on the chairs, just like watching out the sun.
- 59:19The mom, the ladies would be there just like, you know, hey,
- 59:23hey, sweetie, like how you doing?
- 59:24I was like, I don't think about it.
- 59:27I wasn't into all that stuff, you know, at the.
- 59:29Time. It's so fun when you're fucking
- 59:31innocent as fuck and not knowing about regular color.
- 59:35And then, you know, once you get to the young adult and shit and
- 59:39you're just like, oh shit, was I living in the fucking?
- 59:43No. I like, you know, I went from
- 59:45that to a new place in Sacramento and it was like, I
- 59:49rather live back in fucking LA. Yeah, yeah.
- 59:51At least those people didn't fucking seem like ever racist.
- 59:56Or anything else you. Guys are fucking fucked up, you
- 1:00:00know, It was like I kept saying, like I miss Lai, miss LA.
- 1:00:03Fuck you guys. Was like, but yeah, those, those
- 1:00:07were fun times. It was like, I'll take me back
- 1:00:10to the time when it's like every neighbor was a neighbor and it's
- 1:00:14just like looking out for you and shit.
- 1:00:16Yeah, yeah. All right, so Celeste, 47, says.
- 1:00:20We lived out in the country. So we walked home one day and we
- 1:00:22decided to go through the cornfields for the first time
- 1:00:24for a shortcut and ended up lost for three hours.
- 1:00:28Our our parents called the cops. They look for us everywhere.
- 1:00:33And we were just having the time of my life playing and acting
- 1:00:36like we were in the movie Children of Corn.
- 1:00:38Hell now. Yes we did again spanking with a
- 1:00:42twitch that day. What they?
- 1:00:44Put this which on the head she was.
- 1:00:47Fucking switch. So we had us says we lived down
- 1:00:50a long private driveway that was gravel and just one big hill.
- 1:00:54I used to bury all of my books home in my backpack.
- 1:00:57For some strange reason one day while I was walking home I got
- 1:01:00tired and twisted my ankle. I fell backwards and I was stuck
- 1:01:04with like a turtle until mom found me.
- 1:01:07It was horrible. It was happening, but we laugh
- 1:01:09about it now. I was probably in the ninth
- 1:01:11grade. She fell backwards like a
- 1:01:14turtle. Oh contrad that bound me a house
- 1:01:22on her left I love. It I love it.
- 1:01:28We have two stories from Red. Exactly.
- 1:01:32The bus driver dropped me off at the wrong stop.
- 1:01:34I was a slow kid and got off anyways and wander around until
- 1:01:37I found my way home. I was 8 years old.
- 1:01:40My mom started driving me to school then she let me ride the
- 1:01:42bus again and it happened a few more times.
- 1:01:44What? But I knew my way home.
- 1:01:49She went back to driving me again.
- 1:01:50This is the reason I never let my son ride the bus.
- 1:01:52I take him. I remember knocking on a few
- 1:01:54strangers doors telling him my address so they can point me to
- 1:01:58the way home. Also myself probably very
- 1:02:03stupid. They should have called the
- 1:02:04police. I was a lost child.
- 1:02:08So like two things out of this like stranger danger.
- 1:02:13She's telling the fucking adults where she lives and they're just
- 1:02:17like why did you take her home you know?
- 1:02:20And then at the same time, they could have called the police.
- 1:02:25Then she's all like, when I was 14 years old, I used to walk
- 1:02:27home from school. I was riding my bike.
- 1:02:29There were these boys looking at Beavers.
- 1:02:31We were on a walking bridge. Out of nowhere one of them spat
- 1:02:34me and said we don't like your jacket because of the red colors
- 1:02:36that were. On it.
- 1:02:38Here we go. They turned aggressive off my
- 1:02:42bike. They however, skateboards.
- 1:02:45I didn't go straight home. I didn't want them to know where
- 1:02:47I lived. I took my bike under a different
- 1:02:49walking bridge and a ditch behind my house.
- 1:02:52The less aggressive boy found me, so I was begging him to say
- 1:02:54he didn't find me. Lucky enough, my friend Josh
- 1:02:56came and she would help them look for me.
- 1:03:00He said. I think I seen her ride off the
- 1:03:03way and lured both boys in a different direction.
- 1:03:05Yeah, the first boy that found me didn't say anything to his
- 1:03:08friend. I think he's afraid of his
- 1:03:09friend. That's fucked up.
- 1:03:13Fucking fucked up stories, man. Like everybody after that, just
- 1:03:16like I was just hoping for like good positive stories that you
- 1:03:20remember and not like, damn, what's with the trauma you?
- 1:03:25Gotta fuck that. Man.
- 1:03:33And finally, what are your most memorable school dance stories?
- 1:03:38Did you go with someone special just because of FOMO?
- 1:03:40Were you the one on the dance floor all night, or the one
- 1:03:43hanging back on the bleachers or against the wall waiting for the
- 1:03:45DJ to play that one song? I got everyone moving, maybe
- 1:03:48with the slow dances, the awkward moments, the friend
- 1:03:50group photos, or the chaos after the dance ended.
- 1:03:53Tell us your most memorable school dance stories.
- 1:03:55The good, the funny, the cringe, or the unforgettable moments
- 1:03:57still live in your head years later.
- 1:04:01You answered that 1 today. You did?
- 1:04:04Oh, wait, what was that? I was waiting for the show to
- 1:04:11say mine. You said school dance, right?
- 1:04:16Yeah. I was waiting for her to get on
- 1:04:19her and say my mom is like it was the end of a grade.
- 1:04:27I answered is she no OK? No, she didn't.
- 1:04:32No, she answered. OK mine was like the end of 8th
- 1:04:36grade and I went solo. I had no date.
- 1:04:40And then and there's this old man.
- 1:04:47I just remember. Oh, Celine, Victoria, Latina.
- 1:04:54Yes, all night. Then that fucking Marc Anthony
- 1:04:58came out. I need to know.
- 1:05:01I need to know. Cutting it up, Cutting it up.
- 1:05:11Remember that too. Oh, Celine.
- 1:05:13Oh man. And when they got away to.
- 1:05:16But what else? Yeah.
- 1:05:24Celine, Celine, if you're listening to this, this one's
- 1:05:26for you, girl. Yeah, yeah, we're.
- 1:05:28Gonna go way back. We're gonna go way.
- 1:05:30Back, yeah. Calf open.
- 1:05:33All kind of shit tonight. Mark and the California love all
- 1:05:36kind of shit. Big smile, all kind of shit.
- 1:05:40I used to be out of school dances.
- 1:05:42I don't know. Fresh to death.
- 1:05:48Yes, Oh my God, that's fucking great.
- 1:05:52I love it. 8th grade dance. Well, 7th and 8th grade because
- 1:05:57like, nobody, nobody would just make you like you weren't
- 1:06:01judged. You're having your kids having
- 1:06:04fun. Both of you.
- 1:06:05Both grades, 7th and 8th grade, you were just kids having fun.
- 1:06:09When you get to high school, that's one just like the fucking
- 1:06:11seniors are just making fun. But 7th, 8th grade, you know,
- 1:06:17because the you're in 7th grade and like you just once you get
- 1:06:22to 8th grade, you're having fun with the 7th graders.
- 1:06:23I don't like, you know, like you're, you're like you're
- 1:06:26leaving and you form that bond with them, but you're leaving.
- 1:06:31So it was fun having to be like there and then, like, are you
- 1:06:34going to dance like, Nah, like should I like yeah, I should go,
- 1:06:37come on, let's go, let's go have fun.
- 1:06:39Like, all right, cool, but I'm not gonna dance.
- 1:06:42I don't know. It's fucking dance.
- 1:06:43You know, my fucking my dancing is watching fucking breaking
- 1:06:49one. That's mean.
- 1:06:53It's like if you put fucking Africa Mamata, like, you know
- 1:06:56all that. Breaking like a motherfucker.
- 1:07:01Doing all kinds of shit with a robot and although like not,
- 1:07:04don't make me fucking dance. I'm just gonna hang out.
- 1:07:07I was like, I'll go, you know, because of you, but I'll just
- 1:07:10hang out in the. Back, yeah.
- 1:07:11And chill, like, alright, cool. Like, hell yeah.
- 1:07:14And then there's one girl. Everybody she likes, everybody
- 1:07:19She's like, hey, loves. And just like, hey, what's going
- 1:07:22on? And we're just, like, looking
- 1:07:24chilling. There's like, you gonna dance
- 1:07:26like, Nah, you're gonna save me a spot.
- 1:07:28I was like, alright, yeah, cool. It's like, alright.
- 1:07:31And I'm just like watching her dance and she's fucking from
- 1:07:33rebelling some fucking show up close.
- 1:07:35I was like, hell yeah, you know, I'm just watching her dance the
- 1:07:37entire night and was like going like this the entire time,
- 1:07:40drinking, yeah. Cool.
- 1:07:42And then why? Yeah, Yeah.
- 1:07:44Later on, she comes back, she comes by, it's like, let's go
- 1:07:46dance. Like I don't dance, I don't
- 1:07:50dance. Like come on, let's go.
- 1:07:52And just fucking pulls me in and I'm just like.
- 1:08:00Hey, Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy. Yeah.
- 1:08:04Like this, the entire time watching other guys do it and
- 1:08:07just like, you know, fucking here comes the the wood part.
- 1:08:11I was like, yeah, I was like, Nah, fucking this fucking hammer
- 1:08:15dance. And I'm just like, I'm gonna go.
- 1:08:20And like the other kid was just like, it's like, alright, cool,
- 1:08:25slow dance comes on. I was like, alright, I'm just
- 1:08:29gonna chill now. She's like, come here, you owe
- 1:08:31me a dance. Like alright, we'll dance.
- 1:08:33So we did a slow dance down the slow dance.
- 1:08:35Are we good? We're good. 8th grade, all that
- 1:08:38stuff again. And just like the fucking all
- 1:08:41their kids. So 9th grade comes up at high
- 1:08:43school homecoming dance. Boy was I scared because the
- 1:08:51seniors are just fucking talking mad shit out there and the
- 1:08:57fucking in the corner, just talking shit and just like,
- 1:09:00yeah, ha ha, like laughing at you.
- 1:09:02And then some of them were like, why are you guys here?
- 1:09:06They wanted to play rock music. They wanted to fucking do some
- 1:09:09mosh pad. I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:09:13Like, yeah, there was some fucked up people there, but it
- 1:09:18was fun. It's like all the way to like
- 1:09:21prom when I finally go because I didn't want to fucking go, but
- 1:09:25at the same time I had to. Alright, I got a film.
- 1:09:28Alright, I'll film. I'm just watching everybody
- 1:09:31dance again and it's like this one guy pulls me and go dance
- 1:09:34with my girlfriend. It's like what?
- 1:09:37Go dance with my girlfriend? But I was like, go dance.
- 1:09:42You deserve that one bro. That's what's up, though.
- 1:09:46And yeah, because he was cool. He's fucking cool.
- 1:09:48It's like, I still don't fucking know him and talk to him and
- 1:09:51shit. They're married.
- 1:09:53They're married with three kids. That's the fucking fun part
- 1:09:55about it because they're fucking awesome as fuck.
- 1:09:58And so I get in there and she's like, hi.
- 1:10:02I was like, hey, so we start dancing and shit.
- 1:10:04It's fun. But he knew that I wasn't into
- 1:10:08dancing and all that stuff. And then it's senior Proms.
- 1:10:11I saw like, you know, I brought her here so we can all have fun.
- 1:10:16You have not had fun. Go dance with my girlfriend.
- 1:10:20Damn. Alright, I will.
- 1:10:22And that's my favorite memory out of that cause like, like I
- 1:10:27still check in on him and his wife.
- 1:10:29Like how you guys doing? Bonjour.
- 1:10:31Hey, Jesse, how you doing? So yeah, that's the fucking best
- 1:10:35part about like that. That still happens.
- 1:10:39What are your most memorable dance school dance stories?
- 1:10:42Julie Gammage says skipping it and going going to a laser light
- 1:10:46show set to the album Dark Side of the Moon in 1977 at the
- 1:10:50Seattle Science Center with the first date with my soon to be
- 1:10:52boy first boyfriend. Menace is my most memorable
- 1:10:58school dance memory. Was going to the senior prom
- 1:11:00with a friend of mine. He stood me up for dinner and
- 1:11:02when I got to the hotel where prom was at he was there
- 1:11:05already. I asked him how come he didn't
- 1:11:07meet us at dinner. He said oh I saw we're going
- 1:11:09after prom to dinner. Mind you we're all under the age
- 1:11:11of 18. Didn't drive.
- 1:11:12Then he proceeded to dance with another girl before me and asked
- 1:11:15for the photo and I was not happy with him.
- 1:11:17I'm like. Hey, can we get some everything
- 1:11:22here? I tried to land.
- 1:11:23Well, come on now. Come on.
- 1:11:26Like what? That's fucked up.
- 1:11:28I wasn't. Expecting trauma, Katie says.
- 1:11:34I don't have any memorable school dance stories because I
- 1:11:38never went to any or were invited to any except my senior
- 1:11:42prom. So you do have one, and that was
- 1:11:45even great. But I will always hear the
- 1:11:46stories about how great the school dances were.
- 1:11:49So thank you for that one. Ghostly Aerosmith says senior
- 1:11:53year we spiked the punch because we were graduating enviously and
- 1:11:56honestly. Take him back.
- 1:11:59So I'm going to fight Menace's dude.
- 1:12:00Yeah, go do that, Jesse. I appreciate it.
- 1:12:05Jesse says I'm going to go fight that dude.
- 1:12:08Yeah. What, 30 years ago?
- 1:12:11Go for it. Kirsten, the kid.
- 1:12:14When I was in 6th grade, we had dances at church with other kids
- 1:12:17from our middle school. One of my classmates got her
- 1:12:19friends to gather around me and call me an ugly slut.
- 1:12:22Damn. Again, why?
- 1:12:26Why? The girl's older sister came in
- 1:12:29and annihilated her. Damn, she says something along
- 1:12:32the lines of she's not ugly and you just stop being such a.
- 1:12:35Bitch or you're going to end up pregnant.
- 1:12:43And it always stuck with me because one, she stood up for me
- 1:12:45and two, that's not how you get pregnant.
- 1:12:48And they created should have known that.
- 1:13:03And finally, what they stumbled into the podcast when you're
- 1:13:08talking about what was your most memorable school dance story?
- 1:13:13That's all. What's yours, Jesse?
- 1:13:16The trauma, Mari, the trauma, liana.
- 1:13:19I swear, liana. The laugh one is liana.
- 1:13:23I swear to God. Liana.
- 1:13:26Yeah. My junior prom.
- 1:13:28I didn't have a date, so went along enough to get pictures
- 1:13:31taken with the girls for evidence.
- 1:13:32I actually went. Then me and a bunch of friends
- 1:13:35went and hung out at someone's house the rest of the night.
- 1:13:37I thought it was cool because I got to ride with Shane in his
- 1:13:39truck. Who's Shane?
- 1:13:40Who's Shane? OK, so Shane had a big ass truck
- 1:13:48and there you go. Hey, if Brenda had a big ass
- 1:13:58rack. I'm just saying Shake was cool.
- 1:14:02Shake was cool. OK, man.
- 1:14:04Man is legit pissed me off. A big truck means a big time.
- 1:14:13Oh my God, you know what they say about guys with big trucks,
- 1:14:18huh? Can't.
- 1:14:21Say for something. I'm just hanging for something.
- 1:14:28Oh my God that was fun. That's fun.
- 1:14:33Fucking hell dude I love as a fucking tell me your epic you
- 1:14:39had to be there walk home from school stories.
- 1:14:41That's the trauma part. Like what the hell guys wasn't
- 1:14:46broke their ankle. The other one got lost in the
- 1:14:48corn maze. Red was living her life.
- 1:14:53Trying. To survive.
- 1:14:56Geez, I got filtered. You're not wrong.
- 1:14:59Oh, my God. OK, Cool, cool, cool, cool.
- 1:15:02We're good. We're good.
- 1:15:03We're good. How are we doing tonight?
- 1:15:06We're at one hour and 15. Save me from menace.
- 1:15:09A story. Damn, I was turtling.
- 1:15:12You were turtling. Isn't that like a whole?
- 1:15:17That's a whole. No, don't say turtling.
- 1:15:22That was like Seinfeld episode, like a scared turtle.
- 1:15:27You're fell back like a motherfucker.
- 1:15:30Oh my God, did you have to poop? She fell.
- 1:15:36She she sprained her ankle and she like fell down and she's
- 1:15:40like a scared turtle, that turtle.
- 1:15:48Oh, I can't. I can't.
- 1:15:52Oh my God, my bad. It's OK.
- 1:15:57Oh shit. Just all right.
- 1:16:02Thanks for stopping in. I love it.
- 1:16:05Fucking Street Fighter, man. I know it's been like 2 weeks,
- 1:16:10but Street Fighter man, I still, because I still wasn't able to
- 1:16:14find it on DVD. I'm not going to look, watch,
- 1:16:17look for it online either. It's fine.
- 1:16:19It's all good. It's too expensive, but yeah.
- 1:16:26So not only did was he out of his fucking coked out of his
- 1:16:29mind, but Jean-Claude Van Like dirty.
- 1:16:43Motherfucker. Yes, we've all been there
- 1:16:50turtling an affair the T right? So like he was hard to work with
- 1:16:59all kinds of shit, man. And like the entire movie is not
- 1:17:05like you don't see him because he's fucking out in the corner
- 1:17:08fucking doing drugs. So like, the B storyline is what
- 1:17:14makes it better, you know, Street Fighter movie cast
- 1:17:22because I'm gonna get through this too.
- 1:17:33So All right, So it was obviously Colonel Gile,
- 1:17:41Jean-Claude Van Raul Julia as M Bison, because, you know, that's
- 1:17:50his last movie. Ever.
- 1:17:52Ming na Wen mulanus Chun Li Damien chapa hermano.
- 1:17:59Sir, take a drink. Yes, ma'am.
- 1:18:01All right. Cool.
- 1:18:02I'm sorry dear, I gotta go. Hermano.
- 1:18:11Hey Hermano. Sorry, I'm sorry to you.
- 1:18:14I gotta go. Hey, you want to see my tattoo?
- 1:18:23Fucking Ken the commentary. Fucking.
- 1:18:34That guy will forever make that movie.
- 1:18:39Oh my God I'm dead. Damien Choppa as Ken, obviously.
- 1:18:43He does like the first time I see him on here.
- 1:18:46Like what's hermano? And like, we're going to have a
- 1:18:54fest, a fest, a Fiesta. So far I saw Street Fighter
- 1:18:58before I ever watch Blood and Blood out.
- 1:19:00So I watch Blood and Blood. That's what the fuck he ain't
- 1:19:04doing here. Like, hey hermano, what's going
- 1:19:10on? That pretty man?
- 1:19:12I lived Kylie Minogue as Cami. I didn't know Kylie until now.
- 1:19:21Byron man as Ryu Rosh has set a Dalton.
- 1:19:25Andrew Bernoski. You know him from other movies
- 1:19:28as. Well.
- 1:19:29Miguel A Nunez as DJ. I've met him before.
- 1:19:33No, kid. Came into, he was at the time,
- 1:19:39do you want a man? He came my job in California
- 1:19:44because he was friends with one of the Sacramento Kings.
- 1:19:47Yeah. And I see him first.
- 1:19:54I was like, oh, shit. And I'm just like, hey.
- 1:19:57And then there was this New Girl that was there with us, not two
- 1:20:02weeks new. And she like, oh, my God.
- 1:20:05Oh my God. I was like, what?
- 1:20:07The basketball player fucking fighting for her life?
- 1:20:10Yes. Like she loved.
- 1:20:12Yeah. So she had to call her dad and
- 1:20:14tell him that the basketball player from the Sacramento Kings
- 1:20:17was there. And I'm just like.
- 1:20:18Oh, him. I'm looking at him.
- 1:20:20I'm looking at you wanna man over here, bro.
- 1:20:24I'm looking at DJ from Street Fighter.
- 1:20:25What's up, man? Yeah.
- 1:20:28Yeah, he's like, what? Like, yeah, what's going on?
- 1:20:31Like, I know you like, oh, OK, cool.
- 1:20:34So she's all fighting for her life and stuff, and I'm just
- 1:20:37like, Oh my God. Oh my God.
- 1:20:38So she finally takes a picture with him.
- 1:20:40He calls her dad, calls back the store.
- 1:20:43I answer. And I was like, yeah, she in the
- 1:20:48front with him, taking a picture with him.
- 1:20:50Are you seriously? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:51So cool. Like, have her call me when she
- 1:20:54gets done, Like, all right, no problem.
- 1:20:56So he's all proud of her and everything.
- 1:20:58And I'm sitting there like, you know, hanging out with DJ with
- 1:21:04Miguel Nunez. So it's like, oh, fuck yeah.
- 1:21:06This fucking awesome. Like, how you doing, Sir?
- 1:21:08Like, how's that? You know, like, just talking,
- 1:21:11like, I wasn't fucking, like, fanboying.
- 1:21:13I was just, like, talking like, all right, cool.
- 1:21:15It's like I'll be back at work. But yeah, T Hawk isn't it Vegas
- 1:21:23and it Victor Sagat freaking Peter.
- 1:21:28Maybe Tresapo as a Honda Captain Salwata who does, who's just new
- 1:21:33to the movie, but same time they made him into a character on the
- 1:21:37Street Fighter, the movie, The game, and then we get the most
- 1:21:43horrible version of fucking CGI ever.
- 1:21:46Or fucking, I don't know what the fuck that was Blanca.
- 1:21:51First of all, a motherfucker too thin.
- 1:21:55Blanca was a swallow. Motherfucker Blanca was cut up.
- 1:22:00I hope that's as long as they don't fuck him up in this movie
- 1:22:03with Mamoa, I'm fine. I think they don't it for what
- 1:22:09from the trailer I saying it looked like they it might be.
- 1:22:12It might be straight though. OK, it might be straight.
- 1:22:18You'll see. What do you remember most about
- 1:22:23this movie? The fuck?
- 1:22:30Yeah. We get to go home now.
- 1:22:33We get to go home now. We get to go home.
- 1:22:35Hey I'm like what the hell is this bro?
- 1:22:41I'm going to get in my boat and keep that sense of a bitches
- 1:22:45basses ass so hot that the next basses wannabe is going to feel
- 1:22:51it. Oh.
- 1:22:55For. You just.
- 1:22:57A normal day, but for me it was a Tuesday.
- 1:23:03I'm sorry, I don't remember none of it.
- 1:23:08I gotta get out. Much love to Roger because he he
- 1:23:11played the shit at that role. Oh good, fuck nobody say you
- 1:23:14know I'm saying yes, it was cheesy, but he he played the
- 1:23:16shit out of the road, though. That was only good thing that
- 1:23:20this movie was his performance. The only good thing is he did it
- 1:23:22for his. Kids and like, yeah.
- 1:23:25If I can John Cloud manager in meanwhile was all like, what?
- 1:23:33Oh, Kylie, what's going on? Girl?
- 1:23:35How you doing? Can you do that thing where you
- 1:23:37turn around for some God awful reason?
- 1:23:39Just turn around and what? I get the whole thing of trying
- 1:23:48to do your pose, but like you could have done it better
- 1:23:52another version of it. Is just another one more movies
- 1:23:57at the time we thought was amazing and then when we got
- 1:24:00older, my dish. Hot garbage.
- 1:24:07And then the toys were fucking awesome.
- 1:24:11The toys were great. And then did anybody ever play
- 1:24:15the fucking game? I did.
- 1:24:18Like. What about a year ago?
- 1:24:21It was terrible. It was terrible.
- 1:24:23Like I said on the like I said on the episode a few weeks ago,
- 1:24:29it's basically them the movie. It's them like characters in the
- 1:24:34movie you playing with look like fucking 3D.
- 1:24:40That's what it look like my fucking guy.
- 1:24:42I'll be flipping and shit and Bison.
- 1:24:46There's Raoul, Julia, outer actors.
- 1:24:48Ken is a motherfucking chopper. Yeah, Vital local, you know what
- 1:24:56I'm saying? He on there?
- 1:24:58Damon. Yeah, Damon Chopper shit.
- 1:25:02About the local John Claire Van Damme last seen was doing
- 1:25:15universal soldier hard target time cop in the same year.
- 1:25:18Thank you for posting in the same year a shit.
- 1:25:25His action was horrible. Raul Julia came out of Adams
- 1:25:28family values his line delivery for me it was a Tuesday became
- 1:25:34legendary. Of course, Mingla when the joy
- 1:25:37luck club long before agent of SHIELD in the Mandalorian,
- 1:25:40Mingna was already bringing gravitas to Chun Li as a revenge
- 1:25:43driven journalist. The speed of Chun Li.
- 1:25:49The Chun Li movie years later. What years later decades.
- 1:25:53Later, yes, You hope, yeah. I were supposed to have Barag
- 1:26:02and Honda coming in from the you know, from here, from this
- 1:26:08movie, from the same guys on here to over there, but and as
- 1:26:12well as fucking John Claude and damn, but they're like not
- 1:26:15weird. Byron man is right.
- 1:26:23You mostly Hong Kong cinema rolls arrow the big short
- 1:26:26altered carbon one of the biggest Hey that guy glow from
- 1:26:30the film from the games character roster pulled heavily
- 1:26:37from Street Fighter two yoga fire references Dawson
- 1:26:42experiments. Dawson was just like oh I can
- 1:26:47stretch it out for a bit. I was like what the fuck?
- 1:26:55Sonic Boom, though released slightly after the film's tone
- 1:27:02lines up with the anime series. The anime series was better
- 1:27:07like. Ain't there.
- 1:27:08We're watching by I know my cousin.
- 1:27:10I mean watch this shit. I ain't fuck with classic move.
- 1:27:14I was done. Shit, shit.
- 1:27:24Several shot of the Loo troopers were stunt performers who later
- 1:27:27worked on Mortal Kombat, Power Rangers, Hong Kong Action Cinema
- 1:27:30crossovers. Bison's base design like a Bond
- 1:27:34villain layer, intentionally leading to the 60 spy film
- 1:27:37iconography rather than arcade minimalism.
- 1:27:41Your next battle style call out may make arcade challenger
- 1:27:45screens. Rao Julius performance was
- 1:27:50immortal Shakespearean, can't be but sincerest one of the
- 1:27:53greatest villain chewy centering performances ever.
- 1:27:56Exactly. But like after the fucking movie
- 1:28:01came out two weeks after everybody, like don't go see it,
- 1:28:04Don't go sorry was going to be a tournament.
- 1:28:07I thought it was going to be like, you know, Mortal Kombat or
- 1:28:11not, I was going to be like tree fighter and all this stuff.
- 1:28:14Like no, it didn't end up being like that.
- 1:28:16It ended up having a whole storyline.
- 1:28:18Oh, we didn't want that does like everything from this movie.
- 1:28:26Basically everybody does say like all right, let's make this
- 1:28:29movie again, but make it Mortal Kombat into a tournament format.
- 1:28:34You know, let's make it better reaction gives a bite and 90 so
- 1:28:38bad is fun because Street Fighter represents a moment when
- 1:28:43Hollywood just beginning to understand gaming culture.
- 1:28:46It did not. Global cast where used to
- 1:28:48reflect the roster diversity. Adaptation experiment instead of
- 1:28:52playing a safe. It's messy, it's loud, it's
- 1:28:54barely resembles the tournament we know, but it captured a
- 1:28:57feeling of picking your fighter and stepping it to a large
- 1:28:59world. The movie didn't recreate the
- 1:29:01game. It tried to turn the roster into
- 1:29:03a war epic and Raul Julia walked away with the whole franchise in
- 1:29:06his pocket. And of course, John Claude Van
- 1:29:13Damme was on coke. Don't hold, motherfucker.
- 1:29:20Dope head like he was dancing too.
- 1:29:25Hey, welcome back. So he was doing the same dance
- 1:29:28he was doing on fucking St. kickboxer.
- 1:29:36I mean, he wanted his his likeness in in the in the video
- 1:29:41game because he was the likeness of John Cage and he got it.
- 1:29:48He got the little, little likeness on there.
- 1:29:51Yeah, as himself. And it was horrible.
- 1:29:57He was also like before they change every up.
- 1:30:02But he was also in Predator. He was the the predator.
- 1:30:07He was put in like a little. Suit yeah, I'll tell my partner
- 1:30:09that it worked the other day He he couldn't believe it.
- 1:30:12I said yeah, he'll probably he. Was a brother.
- 1:30:16Yeah, it was horrible. Then they cut him off.
- 1:30:21That's funny. They cut him off that they're
- 1:30:23like, Nah, we're good, we're fine.
- 1:30:25We don't want you. What's up?
- 1:30:31So hopefully there's the movie, The movie that's coming out,
- 1:30:34which I've seen a picture of Cody Rhodes with the fucking
- 1:30:38flat. Top, Yeah.
- 1:30:40Who has that nowadays? Nobody, but I guess he wants to,
- 1:30:47you know Mr. Raheem over there, bring him back the kid and play
- 1:30:58fro. But they with this at least they
- 1:31:01try to make it lit resemble the gang to like really make it
- 1:31:05resemble Street Fighter two, though I give him that I really
- 1:31:08do shit 'cause that boy Roman look gonna I have been Roman
- 1:31:14gonna look badass is a coma. Nobody say shit shit real.
- 1:31:24That's gonna be great. Yeah.
- 1:31:34Yeah, man, that's about it. We did.
- 1:31:39It. We're going to do Mortal Kombat
- 1:31:441 and 2 next week. I already watched him like.
- 1:31:47He already watched him, of course.
- 1:31:50He did. I go.
- 1:31:51I ain't going to talk shit about Mortal Kombat 1, but I'm going
- 1:31:54to talk about shit about Part 2 of this shit with the God off.
- 1:32:00People. Well, OK, there was a show
- 1:32:05called WMAC Masters back. I'm in a year.
- 1:32:09Yeah, yeah. And so one of the actors from
- 1:32:14there ended up being in Mortal Kombat 1 Turbo, I think that was
- 1:32:21his name, the black guy with the dreads.
- 1:32:24Yeah, yeah. When he dies first, yeah.
- 1:32:29That's the brother. Got to die first, you know?
- 1:32:32Right. I'm like not only that is like I
- 1:32:36was at the movies and it's like oh so fucking what guy from WBC
- 1:32:39masters turbo and everybody in the fucking and they're the kid.
- 1:32:44Maybe the kids are just like Oh my God, yes like all I heard was
- 1:32:48just like the whispers like yeah, that's him, James says.
- 1:32:53Good job guys. Y'all always amazing.
- 1:32:55Liana. Thank you, thank you.
- 1:32:56Appreciate. It appreciate y'all.
- 1:32:57Thank you so much. Appreciate.
- 1:33:00Y'all all right How you like the the front porch talk that we
- 1:33:06have going on now? Pretty cool.
- 1:33:09We are two old heads in the front porch fucking talking
- 1:33:12shit. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:33:13That's what it is. That's what it is, and we're
- 1:33:17going to continue doing that. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:33:21You guys, are you guys good, everybody doing good with her or
- 1:33:25an hour and 33 minutes? Not bad.
- 1:33:28Fucking make. Not bad.
- 1:33:32What's going on this week man with you?
- 1:33:34What do you have? What you up to?
- 1:33:38The ladies are bringing y'all drinks.
- 1:33:39I need it right now. Fucking hell bitch.
- 1:33:49I'm just like fucking struggling over here.
- 1:33:52Damn, I can imagine. You guys on the porch, like they
- 1:33:58can imagine on the porch just fucking talking shit.
- 1:34:02We need some rocking chairs now. Next is like we're going back.
- 1:34:05And forth, Yeah. Going like this the entire time
- 1:34:09and with microphone stands like right here.
- 1:34:11So what do you think of this? Hey, Miss Plucker.
- 1:34:19What? Do you have what do you have
- 1:34:23plans for this week? What's going on?
- 1:34:25Nothing really just work. That's it so far.
- 1:34:31I was saying on your on the porch, we're bringing drinks.
- 1:34:34Greg, don't tell me. Don't yell at her.
- 1:34:37Who's she talking to? One in my room who said that?
- 1:34:39First of all, don't yell at her. Leanna said.
- 1:34:42I was saying you're on the porch.
- 1:34:43We're bringing drinks. Greg, don't yell, Danny says.
- 1:34:49I have one in my room actually rocking chair.
- 1:34:52She has one that don't surprise me.
- 1:34:56First of all, Greg, oh, she said.
- 1:34:59First of all. Whatever.
- 1:35:06Like I said, it's like. As I said, don't hydrate then.
- 1:35:19Damn thank thank God shit I like listen to a fucking warden shit.
- 1:35:37Thanks a lot, Warden. Shit.
- 1:35:43You ain't my Mama there. You go, you ain't my damn right,
- 1:35:46you ain't my Mama. Shit, tell me that.
- 1:35:53What are we doing on what do we have planned for this week on
- 1:35:56Tiktok? Cause white chick was fucking
- 1:35:59awesome dude. Man, I got some.
- 1:36:02I got some shit. I got some shit.
- 1:36:04I got 134 drafts. What?
- 1:36:08Yes, and I got some I actually got some Street Fighter shit now
- 1:36:13round Street Fighter. I got AI got some more crazy
- 1:36:22proceed with caution shit. You know, I'm always keep going.
- 1:36:25You know, I ain't got no songs left for my drafts.
- 1:36:29Thank God. I might.
- 1:36:31I maybe I do. I don't know.
- 1:36:33I got so many. I just be feeling shit, just
- 1:36:35saving it. But who knows?
- 1:36:39They know. It is what, March 7th?
- 1:36:47We're about to get into a spring break real soon, so might do
- 1:36:54some more stuff around there. So I might I might start asking
- 1:36:58stuff about spring break. Daredevil Season 2 is coming
- 1:37:03back, coming out. Right on.
- 1:37:06So I'm gonna watch that as well. March 24th, 2020, 23rd, 24th
- 1:37:16around there Tuesday I think Yeah.
- 1:37:22Go watch Scream 6, or if you haven't, you're gonna watch it
- 1:37:27on digital. I'm getting physical copies
- 1:37:30pretty soon I'm just gonna go buy movies.
- 1:37:32Oh, bad boys, I want to watch all like all four of them.
- 1:37:35I've. Seen one?
- 1:37:36Yeah, I got out. So I'm gonna watch 3 and 4
- 1:37:40pretty soon. Yeah.
- 1:37:42Tony Parks. How you doing?
- 1:37:45What else? Comic books.
- 1:37:48I haven't gotten any yet. I didn't go this week, but the
- 1:37:51Street Fighter Master Kyle, it was pretty awesome.
- 1:38:01Pokémon Day came and went. I saw that, yeah.
- 1:38:09I was just fucking having fun with that, us fucking enjoying
- 1:38:13the hell out of it. What else we're doing?
- 1:38:20What am I doing on TikTok? Well, fucking R&B still hits
- 1:38:24there. Dude, you kidding me?
- 1:38:25Like I said, kidding me, brother.
- 1:38:29The R&B stuff still hitting. Me, me, you bang, baby was, uh,
- 1:38:34turn their ass up. It was a different time, man.
- 1:38:41Then she went crazy. But you know, you know is what
- 1:38:45it is. I ain't gonna dress.
- 1:38:46I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna give it their motherfucking
- 1:38:49oppose. Oh, the brown sugar movie that I
- 1:38:55watched last week is fucking awesome dude.
- 1:38:57I was like, when did you fall in love with hip hop?
- 1:39:02Don't being big mouthed by the way.
- 1:39:03Still listen. I said it was around 198394 when
- 1:39:12I was starting to listen to Snoop Dogg.
- 1:39:15You know, my stepdad was listening to Hammer long before
- 1:39:20that, and I was just like, I didn't think of it as hip hop.
- 1:39:24Yeah, even when I was watching Breaking, I wasn't thinking of
- 1:39:29this hip hop as also. Yeah.
- 1:39:31And it's like, oh, I like pop and locking.
- 1:39:35That's what I was like singing. Like, what is that?
- 1:39:37It's like a word. Just break dancing there.
- 1:39:39It was like, and that was my go to move.
- 1:39:41Just fucking spin around the fucking.
- 1:39:43Circle. And as a crazy ass moved back
- 1:39:46then when I was like fucking a little kid, but like if anything
- 1:39:51that should have been my answer breaking and all that stuff like
- 1:39:54that was when I first heard a hip hop.
- 1:39:56But like when I was got into, I didn't know what it was though
- 1:40:00at the time. I just thought African Mabata,
- 1:40:06all those fucking songs they played on the radio on Friday
- 1:40:09nights because it was Friday. Supersonic, even those it's
- 1:40:17like, what the hell, man? Is this what this is all right
- 1:40:20then I guess I love this. All right, cool.
- 1:40:23And my mom be like, oh, you're break dancing.
- 1:40:25I was like oh shit, like oh, look at you, Mr. Breakdancer.
- 1:40:31It's like all right, it's fine. But yeah, those were the fucking
- 1:40:37music that I used to listen to back then because my stepdad was
- 1:40:40listening to it. And then my mom obviously was
- 1:40:45like, Nope, we're listening to this.
- 1:40:47Like, OK, fine. So like, maybe I can bring that
- 1:40:54back into rotation and more questions as well.
- 1:41:00We have more questions, bro. Yeah.
- 1:41:02Yeah. Like it was like any indication
- 1:41:05because we like, I fucking love talking to you about all this
- 1:41:08shit that we used to do back. Then there you are, Joy this
- 1:41:11year too, for real. Like tell me you're we had no
- 1:41:16business doing this, but we did it anyway.
- 1:41:20Like and not just songs. It was like this is we had no
- 1:41:24business doing this. Yeah, but we did it.
- 1:41:27We had no business fucking talking to girls, right.
- 1:41:32All I was we didn't shit on the phone, but we did it anyway.
- 1:41:39I'm loving y'all stories. Thank you.
- 1:41:41Appreciate that. Appreciation.
- 1:41:42And that's like as we move, as we keep going forward, that's
- 1:41:47what the show's gonna be about, just telling stories.
- 1:41:52You know, like we're going to do the occasional movie review here
- 1:41:56and there, but same time we're going to start off with our
- 1:42:00stories like top five, our top fives.
- 1:42:09Oh, and it's because freaking I'm listening to on that note
- 1:42:12with Sean Stockman. I'm just like top five fucking
- 1:42:15moment. Another one was because my
- 1:42:20birthday is coming up in April, right?
- 1:42:25Like what is your birthday dinner?
- 1:42:29Wait, not just oh, special occasion dinner, which was just
- 1:42:33like last month that we asked that.
- 1:42:35No. What is your birthday dinner?
- 1:42:38What restaurant you're going to? What are you ordering?
- 1:42:41What do you want to order? That's fucking money's no
- 1:42:44object. What do you want to order?
- 1:42:47And with for dessert? What are you eating for dessert?
- 1:42:49What are you topping that off with?
- 1:42:52You know. Oh yeah.
- 1:42:55And fuck, yeah, that's like, because I've done it before,
- 1:42:59before the diabetes, because I can't now, the topping it off
- 1:43:04with a fucking dessert that I really want.
- 1:43:07Besides the birthday cake. The dessert is what you really
- 1:43:10want. The birthday cake's like,
- 1:43:12mandatory. Whatever, Shut the fuck up.
- 1:43:14I'll eat the chocolate cake. But the dessert?
- 1:43:17A lava cake, Right? A flan?
- 1:43:21A33 fresleches cake. Yeah.
- 1:43:29Tapioca pudding, Jade says. I love your crazy American
- 1:43:35stories. Often so different from my
- 1:43:37childhood. Jade, that's what we want from
- 1:43:42you. I want to know your your
- 1:43:44childhood stories. Also.
- 1:43:45I want to we want to know how it's like other than our crazy
- 1:43:49stories. Can you get crazier?
- 1:43:55Oh, OK, sorry. Yes, yes, yes.
- 1:43:59Can't repeat that, but all right OK so so Jade is all staring.
- 1:44:16I love it your top five your tell me stories.
- 1:44:21You're finished the sentence stories tell me about the moment
- 1:44:26you realize your friend group was chaos and then maybe and
- 1:44:32then here's the best part. I'm a post a picture anything
- 1:44:38from back in the day like Virgin Megastores listening speech
- 1:44:46Toys-R-Us mascot the what is it in here?
- 1:44:53A burn CD or cassette with play with mixtape and that says
- 1:45:01remember this. What music did you dedicate this
- 1:45:06to and who was it to? So like those, like I want to do
- 1:45:16those. And then obviously, what movies,
- 1:45:22top five movies that you know, we did.
- 1:45:25Top five. Top what?
- 1:45:27Top five shows that made you feel comfortable watching all
- 1:45:30that stuff when you felt overwhelmed?
- 1:45:32Let's do top five movies. Let's do top five songs.
- 1:45:35Yeah. Top five albums.
- 1:45:37Top five albums. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:45:40Yeah, you want that you can just listen to on repeat and just
- 1:45:44chill with no skips. Yeah.
- 1:45:46Yeah. What's going on, Josh?
- 1:45:48So let's do that and then we'll see if we can get stories out of
- 1:45:52that. I tried to pro do the promote.
- 1:45:57I don't know if I told you this last week but I tried to do the
- 1:45:59promote and like buy the fucking thing.
- 1:46:04Fuck you didn't a foot. I did.
- 1:46:06No, I did. I did.
- 1:46:08I did. It worked for 2000 views and
- 1:46:14then my other videos got low views and I'm like this shit
- 1:46:22sucks. I'm trying to get.
- 1:46:27I'm trying to get views and comments on this one so people
- 1:46:29can answer it but then the other videos that I'm making is like 0
- 1:46:34it's like. Crazy as well man.
- 1:46:37It's ridiculous though. And then I want to put the music
- 1:46:41on there, but I can't use the promote after that because like
- 1:46:45you can't. So I'm like, listen, I'll do it
- 1:46:50again then. That's what she though.
- 1:46:53It is more R&B stuff, more books, more TV shows, more
- 1:47:00stuff. More is coming.
- 1:47:01More is coming. We're going to do more shit.
- 1:47:06What's going on, Josh? How you doing?
- 1:47:07How you been? Yeah.
- 1:47:10We're going to do more shit, dude.
- 1:47:11Let's do more shit. Let's do more.
- 1:47:12Let's talk more stuff when we get the.
- 1:47:14Chance no doubt of. Course you know you can always
- 1:47:17tell me what you want to talk about.
- 1:47:19We always going to fucking do. That Oh yeah.
- 1:47:25So let me know whenever you want to fucking bring up a subject
- 1:47:28like you always have. You have in the past, like we've
- 1:47:31done it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm good, buddy.
- 1:47:36Thanks, buddy. Yeah, you.
- 1:47:38You're. Ready to go?
- 1:47:39Yes, you're ready to get out all.
- 1:47:42Right. And just like that, the porch
- 1:47:45lights are starting to flicker on, the night air is getting a
- 1:47:50little cooler, the conversation slowing down.
- 1:47:51And somewhere down the street, somebody just called it a night
- 1:47:54after one last story that went way longer than they planned.
- 1:47:57Oh, we're doing this 15 minute shit again.
- 1:48:00That's kind of episode. That's kind of how this episode
- 1:48:03felt. Episode 281 turn into one of
- 1:48:05those classic pull up a chair and stay a while kind of hang.
- 1:48:08Not a ton of breaking news this week, which honestly just meant
- 1:48:11we got to do what this show does best.
- 1:48:13Talk. We we as you once said, we cut
- 1:48:17the shit. We checked in on a couple of
- 1:48:20things in the world with the buzz around Scream 7, the chaos
- 1:48:24nostalgia already brewing around the Scary Movie 6 trailer, and
- 1:48:28even step back into the wonderful wild 90s movie era
- 1:48:31with our review of Street Fighter anyway.
- 1:48:37But tonight really belonging to the pod decks.
- 1:48:38Those questions did exactly what they're supposed to do.
- 1:48:41They open doors to stories. Stories about the music that
- 1:48:44raced up before we got out of control.
- 1:48:46Of Stories about the music that raised us before we got ever got
- 1:48:49control of the radio. Stories about those legendary
- 1:48:52walk home from school adventures.
- 1:48:53I still sound made-up, unless someone else was there to back
- 1:48:57you up. I did jump out of school bus,
- 1:49:02landed on my knee. And of course, those
- 1:49:04unforgettable school dance moments, the awkward slow songs,
- 1:49:06the gym decoration, the DJ who somehow played the same 5 songs
- 1:49:09every single dance. And honestly, that's the magic
- 1:49:12of the space. Because what starts a simple
- 1:49:15question turns into a memory, The memory turns into a laugh,
- 1:49:18and suddenly we're all back in a moment we didn't realize we
- 1:49:20missed. So if you've been answering the
- 1:49:22project question of this week in the comments that you had to DM,
- 1:49:25thank you. Seriously, some of you are still
- 1:49:27responding right now as we're getting to wrap this up, and
- 1:49:30that's the kind of community energy to keep this whole thing
- 1:49:32alive. Don't worry, we got plenty more
- 1:49:35pod that conversations coming next time too.
- 1:49:38We're going to keep unlocking stories with questions like what
- 1:49:40TV show felt like it was made specifically for your
- 1:49:42generation? What trend from your school days
- 1:49:46instantly dates the era you grew up in?
- 1:49:49And what's something you swore you'd never do as an adult that
- 1:49:52you would absolutely do now? Plus, next week we're continuing
- 1:49:57our video game to movie journey with a true arcade era double
- 1:50:00feature, Mortal Kombat and more. Mortal Kombat Annihilation. 2
- 1:50:04very different movies, 2 very different reactions, but both
- 1:50:07from that era where Hollywood looked at video games and said,
- 1:50:10yeah, let's try this again. And as we move closer to spring
- 1:50:17break season, we want to hear your stories too.
- 1:50:20What was your favorite spring break memory going up?
- 1:50:23Was the trip somewhere a random adventure with friends or just
- 1:50:27one of those weeks where the weather changed, the days got
- 1:50:29longer, and life felt a little bigger for a minute as big at a
- 1:50:33time. Moving forward, don't forget
- 1:50:34this weekend we spring forward. Set those clocks one hour ahead
- 1:50:38before you get to bed because daylight saving time is
- 1:50:40officially kicking in. Longer evenings, warmer days,
- 1:50:44and the feeling that the seasons are finally shifting.
- 1:50:46All right, before we really go, take a breath with me.
- 1:50:51Whatever today handed to you. Stress, noise wins losses.
- 1:50:54You don't have to carry all of it into tomorrow.
- 1:50:57Thank you for spending this time here in my third place.
- 1:51:00Not home, not work, just a space where we show up as ourselves,
- 1:51:04tell stories, share memories, and leave the porch light on for
- 1:51:07whoever needs the place to sit for a while.
- 1:51:09Take care of each other, take care of yourself.
- 1:51:13This is M3 podcast where community, creativity, and
- 1:51:15nostalgia always have a seat on the porch.
- 1:51:18We'll see you next time. And that's it, man.
- 1:51:24Yeah, yeah. That did it for tonight.
- 1:51:26Hope you all having a great night.
- 1:51:29You all have a great day. All that shit.
- 1:51:33I always love this part. I'm glad you do.
- 1:51:35So what do you want to talk about?
- 1:51:44We have 10 more minutes before it turns 2 hours.
- 1:51:46That's all good. Yeah, we're not leaving until we
- 1:51:49do some shit, I guess. And that's a rap.
- 1:51:55Amazing, as always. Thank you, Jane.
- 1:51:57Go back to sleep. It's like what, 3 in the
- 1:52:03morning, 4:00 in the morning over there.
- 1:52:07I love that she fucking gets up to just hang out with us.
- 1:52:11The after show. Welcome to the after show.
- 1:52:14Or we just cut the shit. Yeah, We just do whatever you
- 1:52:19want to say. We say whatever we want to say.
- 1:52:21We do whatever you want to do. Damn right.
- 1:52:28And the rules around this bit. No, Sir.
- 1:52:38What are you watching lately? What have you been?
- 1:52:41What have I been watching lately?
- 1:52:45Damn, I've been on that old school.
- 1:52:46She really been on that? I've been on that X-Files every
- 1:52:51morning if I go to work. I've been watching Knight Rider.
- 1:52:55Dude, I totally forgot that Robert Patrick was an X-Files.
- 1:52:59Yeah, Terminator. Yeah, fucking yeah, I fell.
- 1:53:04I fell asleep the other night with it on and I woke up.
- 1:53:08It was on the episodes when he was on.
- 1:53:10That's what the fuck. Like when did this happen?
- 1:53:13Oh yeah, that's right there. The time when.
- 1:53:16Yeah. Molder, or.
- 1:53:18He got sick of some shit, got some kind of virus associated
- 1:53:21like that or something. Yeah, and I've been on that
- 1:53:252K25. James says hey yo, I'm a grown
- 1:53:33ass woman. I can't decide whether I want to
- 1:53:35go back to sleep myself. She don't go to sleep in like 5
- 1:53:39minutes so she don't why you even saying something?
- 1:53:46We have to drink water, right? She said.
- 1:53:51I am not her daddy. Well then, ma'am.
- 1:53:55Well then preach Libra lady. How you doing anyway?
- 1:54:05Yeah, you said X-Files. What else?
- 1:54:07Knight Rider? Yep.
- 1:54:09You sure ain't. Nightmare was great.
- 1:54:17Shit, they're. Both on one right now.
- 1:54:22Nihana too. Nihana talking.
- 1:54:26They know. OK.
- 1:54:34Missouri ass motherfuck. Fucking 19 more episodes.
- 1:54:43So till I get to say Alexa. Yeah.
- 1:54:56Says you should be a used to it Greg.
- 1:54:58Oh boy. Alexa, don't listen to me, but I
- 1:55:07probably gonna fall asleep soon, OK?
- 1:55:09We have. We have been to hell and back,
- 1:55:12she tells you the shit we went through.
- 1:55:15Shit, for real? Damn.
- 1:55:19I was always like, listen, man, like somebody else came in
- 1:55:27earlier in the week and like telling us about her, their
- 1:55:30trauma and like, we, we get it. We get it.
- 1:55:33We like, yeah, we get it. Like we've been through this
- 1:55:37shit. Like, yeah.
- 1:55:39And it's like felt like an A AA meeting with about, you know,
- 1:55:47certain people. And I was like, no, we get it.
- 1:55:51We we, we get it. We understand you.
- 1:55:53It was though. It was like, we understand you
- 1:55:55though, because we've been there.
- 1:55:58Like, what was that? Farmers Insurance We we we know
- 1:56:07a thing or two because we've seen and been through a thing
- 1:56:10or. Two shit.
- 1:56:11But there, yeah, the therapy hour.
- 1:56:14We had that therapy hour in here with another person telling us
- 1:56:18more drama that happened. I'm just like, oh boy, oh boy.
- 1:56:24Let me tell you something. Brother.
- 1:56:31But yeah, we're, we're just, we're all having fun here
- 1:56:35though. We're enjoying it.
- 1:56:37We are just being ourselves in here as always, OK?
- 1:56:44Nothing else we can do, man. Just have fun.
- 1:56:49Can't say certain words on here anymore.
- 1:56:52So we just try to work around it and I try.
- 1:56:58That's fucked up. It is fucked up.
- 1:57:01Was I saving you? Probably where Jane probably
- 1:57:05worth sleeping like this was earlier.
- 1:57:07Earlier. Or like you were getting ready
- 1:57:09to go. Case selection.
- 1:57:11Hello. How you doing any more water?
- 1:57:17Yeah. It's like trying to figure out
- 1:57:18what else can we do? What else can we do?
- 1:57:20What Like we've done movies, we got on TV shows, we've done
- 1:57:24comic books, we've done DVD's. Like we're still.
- 1:57:28We're going to do DVD's. Definitely.
- 1:57:30I'm just going to buy more DVD's and just.
- 1:57:32I think with spray break coming over, she don't talk about
- 1:57:37pharmacist from those MTV MTV spring break things.
- 1:57:44That's exactly that's right there.
- 1:57:46That's already on the draft, getting ready.
- 1:57:48For it. I just want to like, I don't
- 1:57:52want to say, alright, let's see what happens if I don't put
- 1:57:54music on this one next right on the next question and see if I
- 1:57:58can like get people get it to promote it and see if I get
- 1:58:03people to comment on. It Yeah.
- 1:58:06It's like, all right, this is what we're talking about in the
- 1:58:08podcast next, or I'll do it in audio form.
- 1:58:12Right. Like what we're talking about in
- 1:58:15the podcast next. What was one of those questions?
- 1:58:20Let's do it right now. Not you.
- 1:58:23I'm just saying, let's do, let's do see if tell me you're we had
- 1:58:31no business doing this, but we did it anyway.
- 1:58:33Story. Tell us what, what did you end
- 1:58:40up doing that you know, you shouldn't have been doing in the
- 1:58:431st place? You shouldn't have been hitting.
- 1:58:48You shouldn't have been walking around that Creek.
- 1:58:53Now, you see, boy, tell me your top five songs to find your
- 1:58:58teenage years. Yeah, and those songs are just
- 1:59:07can't even post them. But at the same time, I want to
- 1:59:10like, let's do that, but without any When you get time.
- 1:59:13Yeah. Top five places you and your
- 1:59:15friends always hung out after school.
- 1:59:18Tell me about the moment you realize your friend group was
- 1:59:20chaos. Yeah, and there's more, but
- 1:59:26let's do 1 without any music behind it, see if I can promote
- 1:59:30it and see if anybody will answer it.
- 1:59:33Fucking hell, before I go fucking, we gotta talk about the
- 1:59:40freaking our fucking downloads. We gotta talk about our
- 1:59:46downloads, man. Yeah, like we've been killing it
- 1:59:50lately and it's not, no, I haven't put episode title, like
- 1:59:55episode #2 something, something. No, I've been putting just
- 1:59:58titles on there, like the Brown Sugar Rewind, Elimination
- 2:00:02Chamber Protections, Soul Food 1997 Rewind, Double Dragon and
- 2:00:07the Wood Rewind. You know, I don't put episode
- 2:00:10titles anymore and don't have been getting a lot of downloads.
- 2:00:13That's what's up. Because like, people aren't
- 2:00:16looking for episode titles anymore, they're looking for
- 2:00:18like that, you know, keyword hashtag.
- 2:00:23So our most download episodes so far is Teenage Mutant Ninja
- 2:00:28Turtles. Damn. 3434 downloads this from
- 2:00:34what, March 1st or February 1st? Damn, who?
- 2:00:41Else, let's do 20. There's a 41 in there somewhere.
- 2:00:47There it is, stranger. Stranger Things finale 51
- 2:00:50downloads, bro. That was what, January?
- 2:00:58Yeah, That is the most downloaded episode of so far of
- 2:01:01the year. That's gonna be like at the end
- 2:01:04of the year where like I put post the most downloaded episode
- 2:01:08of that year. That's gonna be that one.
- 2:01:09Yeah. We got new countries listening
- 2:01:16to us. I don't know if I told you this
- 2:01:18last week. Hold on.
- 2:01:23We have Hong Kong, Costa Rica. Wow, Belgium.
- 2:01:36We got Belgium. Dang.
- 2:01:39We got, we got. Isn't that where I love it?
- 2:01:44I was from like, they're just talking about their boys and we
- 2:01:51have India. Wow.
- 2:01:55Like where are these people coming?
- 2:01:57From Yeah. Norway.
- 2:02:01I see Norway and I know who's it from.
- 2:02:07Like, you know, 164 followers, listeners that I've fucking down
- 2:02:18like 164 people that have like followed us on Spotify.
- 2:02:22That's cool. And that's on Spotify.
- 2:02:24If it was on like Apple, I don't know about Apple so I gotta
- 2:02:29check with others as well. Yeah.
- 2:02:31But yeah, we're doing good. Dude this fucking this whole
- 2:02:36episode, this whole show doesn't work without us basically.
- 2:02:38Right. Like people want to listen to
- 2:02:40shit. Like they don't, they stop, They
- 2:02:42don't care about, you know, all this other stuff.
- 2:02:44They want to listen to us just talk about our life.
- 2:02:47It's a beautiful thing, hey? What do you have?
- 2:02:51What do you have like, and not only us, like there's other
- 2:02:54people that are on that we talked about, you know, Liana
- 2:02:57Menace Jane and everybody that answers the questions.
- 2:03:00And just like, you know, we're we're checking in on them as
- 2:03:04well because like some of them are like returning people.
- 2:03:10And I'm just like, oh, hey, this person said this the friggin the
- 2:03:14TV show that you watch because you get overwhelmed.
- 2:03:16People are still answering. I'm just sitting there liking
- 2:03:19them. Like I can't name you anymore
- 2:03:21because it's already over. But hey, thank you for
- 2:03:24answering. Appreciate you.
- 2:03:25I'll answer you back. Like, hey, that's a great show
- 2:03:28also. I'll have to listen to it.
- 2:03:30I'll have to watch it, Leon, since I feel like it's become so
- 2:03:35much more than we ever imagined. I love it.
- 2:03:37Yeah. I mean where would I be without
- 2:03:40you bro? Me too you.
- 2:03:41Saved me from karate. You saved me from karate stuff.
- 2:03:50Who would have thought that I would be the one?
- 2:03:53Who would have thought that I would be the one to save you
- 2:03:57from that nonsense? Fucking thank God, like you
- 2:04:01saved me from a whole bunch of karate stuff and it's like if it
- 2:04:04wasn't for you I'd still be. Talking about like, jeez, I'm
- 2:04:06tired of show, you know, I'm saying like it.
- 2:04:09I mean, when I think about it, it started out cool, you know,
- 2:04:13I'm saying, you know, but then it just, it made you to get to
- 2:04:17the point where you end up hating what you once loved, like
- 2:04:21you had a passion for The Karate Kid.
- 2:04:26Yeah, and it's not only that. It's not only that I would have
- 2:04:28just like stopped it too, because I stopped with The Rock
- 2:04:32show. What was it?
- 2:04:34The Rock, Dwayne Johnson's show? Yeah.
- 2:04:36Yeah. At one time where I did two
- 2:04:38seasons and then the third, third season, I was like, no, it
- 2:04:41sucks. I'm out.
- 2:04:42I'm done this, this whole, the whole show, how the whole show
- 2:04:45ended and he wanted to become president of somewhere.
- 2:04:47Else yeah. All right, so Heels because of
- 2:04:51one season and then season 2 comes out and it's too much.
- 2:04:55It's too much expletive. There's too much fucking cussing
- 2:04:58and I'm just like, Oh, I can't repeat this.
- 2:05:01Like, especially on here when it came out on Netflix or Netflix
- 2:05:05again, like I can't repeat this. GLOW Gorgeous ladies of
- 2:05:11wrestling, the Netflix show. I want to do it the third
- 2:05:16season, but I'm just like, OK, not not many people watch it and
- 2:05:23it's no longer just me on here. It's like other people that
- 2:05:28probably not going to be interested in it.
- 2:05:30So like I usually leave it. I was like, alright, we're done
- 2:05:33with the whole glow era. We're done with the whole heels
- 2:05:37there. We're done with the whole rock
- 2:05:38show era. We're done with the whole karate
- 2:05:41era. Let's do something else.
- 2:05:42Let's be something different. Expand.
- 2:05:43Let's talk about our expand story.
- 2:05:45You expanded though. You got that bullshit and, and
- 2:05:51you keep and you keep expanding and you keep reinventing
- 2:05:57yourself π decks and I mean the questions and you know, like I
- 2:06:05say it like I never would imagine like a year ago that I
- 2:06:11would be a part of something like this, you know, I'm saying.
- 2:06:15Men said the same. Thing and it's it's true to help
- 2:06:19me, you know, I can be messed up like for the majority of the
- 2:06:26week. Then Saturday come running
- 2:06:28around and I laugh and I joke around and shoot the shit and
- 2:06:33it's a it's a it's a wonderful thing, though, and everybody
- 2:06:37enjoys it. Yeah, we got it.
- 2:06:40We got a nice, we got a nice community, you know, we check on
- 2:06:46each other, we care about each other, we dare for each other.
- 2:06:50You know what I'm saying? That's what it's all about.
- 2:06:55And I had to, you know, I'm saying I had to learn that, you
- 2:07:01know? You know, I had to learn, you
- 2:07:05know, you tell you, I've been through so much shit being on
- 2:07:12making content throughout the years.
- 2:07:15You know, I'm saying trying to be something, trying to be
- 2:07:18somebody else instead of being myself.
- 2:07:23Yes, I finally became I finally became me, finally became the OG
- 2:07:27king, finally became black titty like or civil coaching, you
- 2:07:36know, and it's beautiful. I mean, look at you.
- 2:07:40I never, I thought, I never thought I would see the day when
- 2:07:43you would roll out R&B stuff back-to-back to back-to-back to
- 2:07:49back-to-back to back. I thought the guys, I thought,
- 2:07:54you know, I'm saying. I was a fucking kid.
- 2:07:58I didn't know what these songs meant, but you know, like I had
- 2:08:02friends with just like, oh, sing this one, sing this one like, do
- 2:08:06this one like we were 6th graders in fucking love with
- 2:08:11girls and Oh my God, this song. You should listen to this song.
- 2:08:16Can I talk to you guy freaking I want to be your teddy bear.
- 2:08:24I want to be take you everywhere.
- 2:08:26You're like, you know what's it called?
- 2:08:31Can I talk to you? Can we talk Tevin Campbell,
- 2:08:38freaking Jodeci, H Town, Knocking Boots, Black Street,
- 2:08:45Booty Call, like some of these songs that I totally forgot.
- 2:08:51And then I listened to it. I was like, oh, it's coming
- 2:08:53back. There it is.
- 2:08:54And now I remember what I was doing.
- 2:08:56Now I remember who I was singing this to and it's just like,
- 2:09:00damn, dude, I was into RMB like way back in the fucking 90s and
- 2:09:05all that because I didn't know. It's like I didn't know any
- 2:09:09better. Like hey girl, New Girl, what's
- 2:09:11going on? Who you with?
- 2:09:13Nobody. Hey, how you doing?
- 2:09:14You know you're cute. Hi.
- 2:09:16Yeah. You know, and not giving a fuck.
- 2:09:24I should go through my CDs and actually see what I listened to
- 2:09:26back then. Then I got mixtapes and then I
- 2:09:31got mixed CDs and then we got into streaming.
- 2:09:35But the mixtape were fucking crazy because I would always
- 2:09:39have like, song off the radio. Yeah, and press record.
- 2:09:45Right. The exact moment.
- 2:09:46It's like there was always that one cassette where I'd be like,
- 2:09:49oh, let me see this cassette. Yeah, there it is.
- 2:09:51All right, cool. Let me see it.
- 2:09:52All right, I'm gonna give this to that one girl that I like.
- 2:09:55Hey, you know, here she listened to.
- 2:09:57It's like, oh, that's cool, thanks.
- 2:10:01Was like wanted to be a DJ back then, but no, it never happened.
- 2:10:05So those. That's why the whole R&B came
- 2:10:09back because it's like, I used to listen to this stuff.
- 2:10:13Yeah. And I'm so into it.
- 2:10:16And I was just singing in the bathroom mirror.
- 2:10:18And that's why the bathroom mirror saying works because it's
- 2:10:23like this is where I started is where it's like I'll do other
- 2:10:26stuff somewhere else. But same times like this is the
- 2:10:28bathroom mirror. I want to do it on the bathroom
- 2:10:30mirror. Let's go.
- 2:10:32And then I have a playlist now on TikTok about of it.
- 2:10:36I created a playlist this morning, last night, the love
- 2:10:39making on 90s R&B. It has 35 posts, so there's that
- 2:10:44TikTok playlist. There's also a playlist of the
- 2:10:47pod decks if anyone wants to go back to the first pod deck.
- 2:10:51And then my Dancing with Wrestling with Diabetes playlist
- 2:10:55is there. And a new addition.
- 2:11:01Man, it's like it doesn't have to be 90s anymore.
- 2:11:03It can be 80s. Yeah.
- 2:11:07LL Cool J, I need love all that. Like I said, it doesn't have to
- 2:11:13be 90s. It could be 80.
- 2:11:14We're going back to 80 stuff as well.
- 2:11:16We're going to do stuff from the 2000.
- 2:11:18We're going to expand our stuff because like I feel like we're
- 2:11:23niche on the 90s and 2000s right now and we're not including the
- 2:11:2780s people at all. So we're going to start 80s
- 2:11:30people. See how that goes.
- 2:11:31See how many people come to us, the Gen.
- 2:11:33Z people, the Gen. X people basically, not Gen.
- 2:11:36Z. I'm sorry the Gen.
- 2:11:37Xer because I want to get more of more of those over as well.
- 2:11:42Just like, hey, listen to the show, listen to us, watch us,
- 2:11:45have fun with us, reminisce with us, sit in the front porch with
- 2:11:49us, have a seat, listen to what we're about.
- 2:11:52If you don't like it, that's fine.
- 2:11:53If you like it, come stay awhile.
- 2:11:55Hang out with. Us it's.
- 2:11:56Just about life. It's just about life now.
- 2:11:59Our life, you know, we went I this podcast went from wrestling
- 2:12:04to talking about wrestling to talking about my diabetes to
- 2:12:06talking about everything, talking about karate, talking
- 2:12:12about all this other stuff and we're just upgrading it to
- 2:12:17upgrading it and upgrading and upgrading.
- 2:12:19We're talking about more. Damn.
- 2:12:22Right, I love that we've moved from the table to the front
- 2:12:24porch. We did bro.
- 2:12:26We moved from the table to having a round table.
- 2:12:29Just us talking to less. Place this outside and watch the
- 2:12:34world by as we're talking. Like, look at this motherfucker.
- 2:12:38Hey, Miss Parker, Jane says. I'm Generation DuckTales.
- 2:12:45I know you are. So are we.
- 2:12:47Generation. DuckTales generation.
- 2:12:49My babies generation. Dark Wayne Duck Tailspin.
- 2:12:52Dark Wind Duck. Tailspin gummy bears generation
- 2:13:03Pokémon generation fucking. You know, open Power Rangers,
- 2:13:07Generation 3, Sharks, Thundercats, shit, you name it.
- 2:13:16Pretty tough. I'm generation.
- 2:13:21I want to put this into a clip and post it, see what happens.
- 2:13:27So let's do that generation scream where we don't give a
- 2:13:31fuck. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:13:35Generation Scary Movie. We don't care who gets offended.
- 2:13:38Everyone getting offended. All right man, tonight was fun
- 2:13:44bro. It really was.
- 2:13:45It really was. Like I, I know I say this every
- 2:13:48night, but yeah, tonight was fun.
- 2:13:50It was though. Because we kept on talking and
- 2:13:53we kept on. It's still recording, by the
- 2:13:55way, we're at 2 hours and 13 minutes.
- 2:13:58I'm going to leave this here. We're supposed to leave what, at
- 2:14:00two hours? Yeah, yeah.
- 2:14:02No, we ended up talking 15 more minutes.
- 2:14:05So yeah, all right, everybody just listening or watching All
- 2:14:11right, we're really, truly about to leave now.
- 2:14:13Thanks for stopping in everyone that stopped at the I was saying
- 2:14:18goodbye earlier like 20 minutes ago and then you get this 20
- 2:14:23minutes worth of more talk. Does like your CD having a
- 2:14:29special fucking what? Yeah, track a hidden track in
- 2:14:36there and like, well, I love those hidden tracks.
- 2:14:40There's another question. What CD's had on a hidden track
- 2:14:44that you didn't realize had one after party.
- 2:14:46There you go. That's the after party where we
- 2:14:48just we threw in the after party where we talked more shit.
- 2:14:52We talk wait, we don't go out onto the street lights.
- 2:14:55Come on and the street lights. I've been on for like quite a
- 2:14:59while. So this is like 30 minutes after
- 2:15:01of just talking. All right, man, he's ready to
- 2:15:06go. Nat spiel.
- 2:15:09All right. Thanks for hanging out with me.
- 2:15:11Bro. I'll see you next time.
- 2:15:15Thanks for stopping in. I'll stop it right here.
- 2:15:18All right, Say goodbye to everybody, all.
- 2:15:20Right. Y'all love y'all.