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Lunch with the Clydesdale and Cowboy - Thursday Show! - The World is Full of Stupid People! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Just before the show went on the air,
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I think I learned that the cowboy has
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a tramp stamp.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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CrossFit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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What is going on, everybody?
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Welcome to Lunch with the Cods, Dale.
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Man, the cowboy and I,
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we're going off about thoughts,
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things right before we went on the air,
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and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We are wasting way too much good content.
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We should probably do this live.
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Isn't it sad that we're in a place
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in our life and doing this show every
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day that like, well,
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we have to stop our conversation because
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it's better if we put that on air.
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Yeah,
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we should probably stop talking about this
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to just us and let everybody else in.
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It looks like, yeah,
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we got a little lady chat going on
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today.
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We got Trent Olive.
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We got Meredith.
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We got Jody, Vicky, Meg, Judy.
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Judy's off for the summer.
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She gets to hang out with us.
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Judy's awesome.
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Meg is dragged to another crazy-ass movie.
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And Daniel.
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Daniel.
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Daniel heard it was ladies' night.
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He showed up.
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Hey, look.
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I mean, he's seen my...
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Ortega, we don't speak Spanish.
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You knew Ortega would be here when he
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heard it was ladies night.
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Coming in, look.
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He's tightening up his mustache before he
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walks in the door.
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You ladies know I'm here.
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He came in to run and he was
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testing out that Achilles.
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Poor bastard.
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Meg, what movie are you bringing him to?
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I'm sorry.
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I need to know what that is because
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she said another crazy-ass movie.
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So...
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you super curious because i don't think
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there's a whole lot of crazy ass movies
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going on at the theater right now i
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know like the michael jackson movies at
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the theater right now and i know that
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because one of the physical therapy
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assistants at my physical therapist has
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seen it five times i like michael jackson
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i want to see the michael jackson movie
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don't know if i'm going to watch it
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five times i like i like michael jackson
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i like when his music comes on man
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makes my whole family happy sure right
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there's been so much michael the guy's
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been dead for twenty years right like but
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there's been so much content like i i
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just am not that jazzed about it no
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Jennifer went and saw it with one of
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her girlfriends.
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She said it was great.
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She enjoyed it and whatnot,
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and that's cool.
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I'm going to wait until it comes out
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on Prime or whatever streaming service
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that it comes out on.
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However, Jameson wants to see it,
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my eight-year-old.
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She's searching for it or whatnot,
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and you can pre-order it on Prime.
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There's also five other Michael Jackson
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related movies, documentaries, whatever,
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already on Prime.
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That seems like it's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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And now Netflix has a new documentary that
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came out like this week.
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Yeah.
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Yesterday, I want to say.
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Yeah.
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Which is bananas crazy.
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So Meg is going to see Back Rooms.
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That sounds like one of those horror jump
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scare movie things.
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Went to Obsession yesterday.
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All I have to say is WTF did
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I just watch on that one?
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No idea.
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Yeah.
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um uh you know what makes me jazzy
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though thirdsy because when i get a good
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night's sleep i am extra jazzy i think
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vicky could write our segways like we
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won't even have to ask her and you
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or going to thirdsy.com backslash jazzy to
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get fifteen percent off the best sleep
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enhancing supplement on the market number
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one not even close by far yeah i
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man i slept like a rock last night
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i actually slept really good last night
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myself which is outstanding
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Michael's estate must need money for his
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kids.
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I think he's made more money since he's
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been dead than he ever did when he
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was alive.
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I know Elvis has,
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and I would expect the same type thing
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for Elvis's estate has.
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Elvis for sure.
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Yeah.
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Elvis for sure.
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Michael,
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the guy owned half the Beatles catalog
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while he was alive.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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That alone was bringing in millions upon
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millions upon millions.
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Yeah.
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Uh, holy shoot.
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Boy, George is a live guest today.
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Savon.
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Simone said I need to wear a cowboy
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hat or something because my asymmetrical
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haircut reminded him of Boy George,
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but my voice does not match Boy George.
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It does not.
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I said the same thing.
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Same thing.
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You are kind of a karma chameleon.
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Yeah, I'm one hundred percent a karma,
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karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.
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So I love Savannah dance,
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but he has got some of the weirdest
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fucking hot takes on the planet.
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So speaking of hot takes,
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you told me you got a tramp stamp
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at the age of nineteen on my back,
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upper back, not lower back.
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Oh, it was on my lower back.
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Well, honestly,
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I'm shirtless enough where everybody would
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have seen it if it was on my
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lower back.
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But it's on my upper on my left
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shoulder.
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Yeah.
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uh you could wear a pink camo hat
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and fit the bill and uh i don't
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uh savannah trying to involve you all in
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the beef no he's not not no beef
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I have beef,
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but it ain't with nobody they're all
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beefing with.
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I got beef in my refrigerator at home.
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Ninety-three percent lean.
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It's in my belly.
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Yeah.
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I had some in my belly last night.
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Take a tortilla.
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Put your little barbecue sauce on it.
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Put your meat.
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Put your vegetables.
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Throw a little cheese.
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Toss that bitch in the oven.
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Make you a little tortilla pizza.
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Bruh.
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That was my dinner last night.
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Jam up.
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You talk a big game about this cooking
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ability you have.
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I've never seen a dinner delivered to my
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table, to a competition, anything.
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So I'm not going to believe it until
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I see it.
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I tell you what.
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Well,
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I can't tell you what because you ain't
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coming to Monster Games.
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You ain't going to be in there.
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Cause I'm probably gonna end up cooking at
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monster games.
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Cause I'm not spending money on, uh,
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on takeout meals,
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especially if I'm staying somewhere where
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I can cook.
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So, so anyway, you,
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you got a not so tramp stamp on
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your back, but the funny part,
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please tell the, the,
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the audience what it is of,
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but what you're not sure.
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First, first, first tattoo ever.
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Right.
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Uh, huge, huge, huge music fan.
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I don't do anything in my life really
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without having some sort of beat going on
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in my head.
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Um, and at nine, I wanted a tattoo.
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I didn't really know what I wanted.
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So you go in there and you go
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read to the tattoo book, right?
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With all the pictures and whatnot in it.
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And I was like, here we go.
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Chinese symbol for music.
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And it's right here on my back shoulder.
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My wife was asking me about it the
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other night.
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Cause she was like, she's like,
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what is he, what even is that?
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Cause she wasn't around back then.
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And I was like,
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supposedly the Chinese symbol for music.
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However,
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I don't know anybody that reads Chinese.
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lettering that would be able to take a
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look at it and tell me exactly what
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it actually says because there's a girl on
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instagram i've seen several reels of who
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take looks at pictures of who actually can
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read chinese and looks at people of
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people's script writing and actually reads
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them and says what it's supposed to say
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and what it actually says
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Judy Reid will read it for you.
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She said it doesn't say music.
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Judy,
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I feel like my Chinese is probably better
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than yours.
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She says that it says Boy George.
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Yes, Ken Walters,
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I am world-class at crawfish boils.
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Crawfish boils.
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See, I can't.
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I'm allergic to shrimp,
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so I've never even attempted crawfish
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because it's essentially the same thing,
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right?
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No, it's not.
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It's really not.
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It's really not.
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Uh,
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shrimp have a whole lot of iodine in
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it, which is probably your problem.
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Crawfish does not.
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You gotta come down, dude.
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I'll pull my, I'll pull myself out.
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My wife wants to go to New Orleans
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in the worst way.
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I pro I need to just, I,
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we just need to come.
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Not that hard to do.
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And then I can taste some of this
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gumbo you talk about.
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If y'all come down,
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I will cook a gumbo and ball some
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crawfish.
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Easy day.
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So that way, if you can't,
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if you eat the crawfish,
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if we need to hit you with an
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EpiPen because of the crawfish,
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you'll still have some gumbo to bring
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home.
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Ken, I'm not allergic to other shellfish.
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I eat clams, mussels, all that stuff,
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and I'm fine.
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And my dad was the same way.
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It's something like in the male gene of
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my family that it's just shrimp.
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Yeah, that's terrible.
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However, I love shrimp.
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I do too.
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And I've tried.
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I've...
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my wife probably the worst night of her
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life i'm like i'm gonna eat shrimp tonight
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and i had a bottle of benadryl right
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beside me i've known people that have done
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that and i i just was slamming both
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yeah i slept for two days after hey
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scott what are you doing saturday night
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i'd love to be able to come but
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i'll be sleeping off the shrimp i'm eating
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friday
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That is fantastic.
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Amanda, crawfish outrank shrimp.
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Is that a million?
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Millions or ten?
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That's a lot.
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I would agree, Amanda.
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I am way better at boiling shrimp.
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Boiling shrimp is an art form.
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I would say boiling crawfish is too,
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but to get them cooked, seasoned properly,
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and to not stick to the shell,
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to make them easy to peel, is tricky.
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it's a whole lot trickier with shrimp than
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it is with crawfish because with shrimp if
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you look at them wrong they're cooked
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right like they go from clear to pink
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quick fast and in a hurry but you
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also need to have them seasoned so they
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taste like something so it's it's a i
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would say that's an art form crawfish is
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i mean i have i have a process
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jacob asks what movements would a workout
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consist of if it was called gumbo
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Here's the thing about that, Jacob,
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is that gumbo traditionally can have all
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kinds of stuff in it.
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You can have a seafood gumbo with shrimp
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and crab meat and whatnot, sausage.
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You can have a chicken and sausage.
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You can have a duck gumbo.
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I've had that before.
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It's really kind of a hodgepodge of things
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depending on what you're looking for.
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If you're going to have a workout called
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gumbo,
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it would probably have a hodgepodge of
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movements.
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yeah um so he's saying yeah i would
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say so yeah yeah i it's got to
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have a sled push in it because crawfish
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hang out on the bottom they do they
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also they have to actually so they they
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move backwards more than they do forward
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so you have to have that backwards that
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it's like a slight drag yeah probably toes
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to bar because you want to open and
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open and close a little bit you never
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got grabbed by one it's an experience in
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and of itself but they don't let go
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like you have to make them let go
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so all right i i read this story
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today i wanted to get your impression on
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this a detect a police detective was
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arrested for pulling a gun on a co-worker
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for heating up fish in the microwave
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Do you have a pet peeve so bad
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that you would pull a gun on a
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coworker?
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I don't think I, probably not.
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I'm going to go ahead and just go
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ahead and throw that out there.
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Probably not.
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I've had coworkers in here warm up fish
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in the microwave and I've walked into the,
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you know,
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our little kitchen area and I'm like,
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what the hell?
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Cause it does smell funny.
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but i've never been angry enough to be
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like did you is that is that is
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that tuna like that's never been a thing
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right well i'm just like pulling the gun
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on somebody because it's tuna that's
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that's you're having a horrible day i'm
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probably okay with tuna if it's cod like
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we we got problems okay
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caught worse i have no like a white
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fish is gonna smell way worse oh yeah
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no in the microwave yeah that's a problem
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yeah catfish we got big time problems
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that's gonna be a problem but it's
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probably still not bad enough to where i'm
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gonna be i'm gonna pull out the full
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five and be like look bro we ain't
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doing that no more uh makes this good
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thing i can't have weapons where i work
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Probably a good thing that Meg can't have
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weapons, period.
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Be completely honest with you.
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She has got some serious anger issues she
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needs to work through.
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She's going to text me a little bit
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and tell me how much she hates me.
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It's fine.
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So burnt popcorn is probably higher on my
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pissed off ranking than fish?
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Because burnt popcorn lingers.
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Burnt popcorn will smell for three days.
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Well, so does the fish, but...
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Not quite as bad as a burnt popcorn.
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No.
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And if it's like burnt, burnt, where it's,
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you know, it's as black as night.
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Yeah, dude, that's hard to get rid of.
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I worked with someone who preferred to eat
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their popcorn burnt.
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So you worked with a serial killer.
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We almost went, came to blows.
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So you work with a serial killer.
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This was a while ago.
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Yeah.
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This is when I worked at the place
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where the FBI raided the building and took
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all the evidence.
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And they probably were coming for that
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dude because nobody likes to eat burnt
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popcorn.
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That's terrible.
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Burnt popcorn smells like burnt flesh.
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It's absolutely terrible.
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And microwaved burnt popcorn tastes,
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I mean,
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smells worse than if you have an actual
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fire.
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Yes, a hundred percent.
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If you have an actual,
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my dad used to have this popcorn maker.
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So it was like just a,
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basically like a hot plate,
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but it had a little spinning arm on
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the, on, on the middle of it,
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put a little bit of oil down and
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put it up big plastic thing on top.
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That thing was amazing.
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And if some of those got burnt,
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it wasn't that big a deal.
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but microwave popcorn i think it's because
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it's in that bag probably is what makes
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it worse but that is that's terrible like
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you can't eat you can't eat any of
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it if some of it gets burnt you
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just don't throw the whole bag away
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because that's all you're gonna taste
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that's all i'm gonna taste for damn sure
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no thank you um the other thing that
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happened at the same place i worked at
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There was a person that liked their butter
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on their toast to melt or bagel or
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whatever.
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Sure.
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So they would pre-butter and then put it
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in the toaster.
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What?
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And it actually set the toaster on fire
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one day.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I can believe that.
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That's not that hard to believe.
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Who are these people?
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Again, I am not shitting you.
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The place I used to work at was
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raided by the FBI.
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were you the only like mentally stable
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person in the entire place?
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What did they look to you to make
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solid decisions?
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They're like, Scott, should we do this?
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And you were like, no.
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And they're like, all right, Scott said,
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no, that's probably not.
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It's probably not a good idea.
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Cause I feel like that's where,
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that's where you're at.
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Right.
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Who are these people?
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Exactly.
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Like,
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I don't talk to any of them anymore.
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Like,
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were like ten of us going what are
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these people doing yeah i don't know if
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they know what butter is but it's fat
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yeah we actually had the fire department
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show up because a toaster caught on fire
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because someone pre-buttered their
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freaking bread i'm gonna save some time
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right here i'm gonna put this with first
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of all unless if if your butter is
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soft enough
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to butter bread before you put it in
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the toaster you don't need to butter it
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before you put it in a toaster you
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catch it when it comes out and it'll
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melt right there into the bread i don't
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know if anybody had figured that out yet
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or not but cooking tips with corey let's
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go ahead and throw that out there right
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now if your butter is soft enough to
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butter just regular bread you do not need
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to butter it and then put it in
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the toaster if you butter toast before the
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toaster you like dirty ass things
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I'll tell you what,
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a person who butters their toast before
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the toaster is someone who has never
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cleaned a toaster.
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Correct.
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They're also probably a homicidal.
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Maybe that's just me.
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I don't know.
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But I'm just throwing that out there as
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a for instance.
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If you find yourself thinking you're
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saving time, thinking you're being clever,
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or thinking you're discovering some new
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and innovative way to do something,
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this butter on here,
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and then throw it in a toaster,
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you need psychiatric help.
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Period.
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Like Ortega just said,
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that person is probably on a list
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somewhere.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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A hundred percent.
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That person is probably why they...
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That's part of, at the very least,
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why the FBI raided the building.
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Yeah, exactly.
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I mean, have you ever...
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Okay.
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I mean,
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I've seen a lot of stupid things in
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my day.
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Have you ever seen anything that dumb?
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I've never even heard anything that dumb.
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Now you have.
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They also wipe before they poop.
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Like,
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can you imagine the conversation going
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home?
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How was work today?
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Well, the toaster caught on fire.
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but damn, the toaster caught on fire.
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Was it that dirty?
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Was there that many crumbs in it that
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somebody, and it just, you know,
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there was a little smolder coming out of
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it.
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No, no,
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it caught on fire because somebody
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buttered bread, put it in there.
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The butter then melted onto the coils,
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which caused the spark.
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And then the whole thing caught on fire.
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I'm sorry.
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I need you to say all of that
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again.
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Well speak.
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So this just reminds me of what,
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something I actually actually occurred at
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my office today.
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Hmm.
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So we are doing trainings every Tuesday
21:00
and Thursday morning for this group of
21:02
people.
21:04
And there are some that can't attend every
21:05
training.
21:06
So they're asking if we can record it
21:08
and put it someplace for them to get.
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Sure.
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So there's a person in our office that's
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in charge of like downloading that video.
21:16
And he's supposed to be putting it
21:18
somewhere.
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And there's debate over where it should
21:21
be.
21:22
And after ten trainings,
21:24
we still don't know where it should be.
21:28
And I made the argument that like there
21:32
are people that didn't even know we were
21:33
doing the trainings until like episode
21:35
four.
21:37
And so now they want to go back
21:40
and do one through three.
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Yeah.
21:43
And the comment was made to me, well,
21:45
don't number them because then they won't
21:47
know what they've missed.
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I'm going to need a second.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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And the first episode is how to log
22:08
in to this system.
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So whether I number it or not,
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they ain't getting in.
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They're not getting in.
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That is fantastic.
22:22
I want to say I got this from
22:23
George Carlin way back in the day,
22:25
but he used to say,
22:26
never underestimate the power of stupid
22:28
people in large groups.
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and i just kind of cut that off
22:32
at the large groups thing and just never
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underestimate the power of stupid people
22:36
because some of the questions that you get
22:37
are stuff that you run across like that
22:39
like oh just don't number them that way
22:40
they won't know what they missed first of
22:42
all that makes no sense whatsoever none
22:45
not not at all secondly um if i
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don't number them and they can't see which
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one they need to get into then they
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can't get into the first one which means
22:52
they can't do anything so i'm gonna need
22:57
you to back up a little bit
22:59
Why don't you sit over here and let
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the adults finish talking about whatever
23:03
it is that we're talking about.
23:05
Holy smokes.
23:09
So, yes,
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this is your government tax dollars at
23:12
work here in Ohio.
23:13
Hard at work.
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Hard at work.
23:16
It's probably the same guy that bought the
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eight hundred dollar hammer and a three
23:20
thousand dollar toilet seat.
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Yep.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Scott,
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you must work at the twin of my
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place.
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Jesus.
23:32
It's bad, man.
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If I wasn't on the far end of
23:39
my career getting toward retirement,
23:43
I would get out.
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Yeah, absolutely.
23:47
Yes.
23:48
Andrew Sten,
23:49
this is another group of stupid people.
23:52
I love CrossFit athletes,
23:54
love watching them do what they do,
23:56
but put them in a group together at
23:58
an athlete briefing,
23:59
and they become about as dumb as dumb
24:02
can be.
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dude again magic city games people just
24:09
coming up with the most insane scenarios
24:12
they could possibly well what if this and
24:15
then this happens and then this happens
24:17
and you could see micah at one point
24:19
because we're in the second part of the
24:21
briefing and uh in the bill harris arena
24:24
like it physically hit him like the
24:27
question did and you see him go
24:30
oh yes kate kate knows what i'm talking
24:32
about because we were all texting about it
24:34
while people were asking them was it you
24:43
remember the uh or i'm sure people tell
24:44
you there's no stupid questions right the
24:47
only stupid question is you i would like
24:49
to admit that there's no stupid questions
24:51
only stupid people
24:54
Because they will find a way.
24:58
They will absolutely find a way.
24:59
Yeah, Kate, look,
25:01
we had to see ourselves out early.
25:05
Oh.
25:07
Yeah.
25:07
Because it just kept going.
25:10
And like once we kind of got the
25:11
gist of what, okay, like nothing,
25:14
it's nothing crazy.
25:15
It's pretty much like they described it.
25:17
All right, cool.
25:18
People started just leaving.
25:20
Like, yeah,
25:21
what happens if my helmet falls off?
25:23
Somebody asked that for the bike ride.
25:25
Yep.
25:26
Because you were required to wear a
25:28
helmet.
25:29
Yes.
25:29
For the bike ride.
25:30
But what if it falls off?
25:31
For the burpees,
25:32
for the first set of burpees in the
25:33
bike ride,
25:34
when you came off the bike ride,
25:35
you took your helmet off,
25:36
you threw it into a big bin that
25:37
they had right there by the door.
25:40
Easy, right?
25:41
I just explained that to you in three
25:43
seconds and boom, you got it.
25:45
Yep.
25:45
Burpees, bike, off the bike, handed to,
25:48
you know,
25:49
there'd be three guys there taking
25:50
helmets.
25:51
What happens if my helmet falls off?
25:53
Your helmet's not going to fall off.
25:55
If your helmet falls off,
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you didn't put it on right in the
25:57
first place.
25:59
You need to go to that airplane training
26:02
where you tighten the strap.
26:04
Yeah, a hundred percent.
26:05
Pull.
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Yeah.
26:11
And it was the kind that had the
26:13
ratchet thing in the back.
26:15
So you put it on and the first
26:16
thing you did was, okay,
26:18
now it fits good.
26:19
And chances are better than not,
26:21
it's not falling off like that.
26:22
But now you've got the added protection of
26:23
this nifty chin strap.
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Yeah, I'm mad to tell you.
26:30
she left hers on until it was over.
26:34
were there was there were three dudes
26:36
there that were pretty fired up by me
26:39
handing them when i got it off the
26:41
bike ride you know like they're like it's
26:46
it's scenarios like this we're like you
26:48
know darwin had a a pretty good theory
26:50
he's got he's got a solid point he's
26:53
got a solid point i've said it for
26:55
years dude and agreed with some comedian i
26:58
saw forever ago just take the warning
26:59
labels off of stuff
27:03
Let nature just take its course.
27:06
Yeah,
27:06
we are the country that has to put
27:08
this coffee may be hot.
27:11
Because some woman spilled it in her lap
27:14
and then was surprised it was hot.
27:17
Yeah.
27:19
Let me tell you something.
27:20
If I buy a coffee from wherever that's
27:24
not specifically iced coffee and I get it
27:28
and it's not hot,
27:30
I'm going to be upset.
27:32
at least have some questions maybe not
27:35
upset but i'll at least have a couple
27:37
questions like hey can we warm this up
27:38
a little bit more because it's not it's
27:41
not hot and if i spill it on
27:43
myself and it burns me i am probably
27:47
not going to be surprised because it's hot
27:53
it's like the old jerry seinfeld joke
27:55
where he said he bought a superman outfit
27:58
as a kid and the box said this
28:00
cape will not allow you to fly
28:04
Absolutely.
28:04
If you believe it will, maybe it's okay.
28:08
You go ahead and try.
28:09
Maybe just give it a shot.
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Just give it a shot.
28:11
What's the worst that could happen?
28:12
You fall down?
28:13
Come on.
28:13
Goodness.
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Yeah.
28:21
Scott,
28:21
these bikes had a new feature where you
28:22
just push a button and the seat drops
28:24
down.
28:25
Well, new to me.
28:27
I ride a road bike.
28:28
I...
28:30
These were like hybrid style bikes.
28:32
So it's basically a mountain bike,
28:34
but they had closer to road tires on
28:37
them.
28:38
But the low post, yeah, like David said,
28:41
it's a dropper post.
28:42
So instead of having to do like undo
28:45
a little thing and then pull it up
28:46
or whatnot,
28:47
it just was kind of like activated.
28:50
It was pretty cool.
28:51
The best part of your storytelling is the
28:53
sound effects that go along with the
28:55
action.
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That is a genetic trait.
28:59
If you meet any of my parents,
29:01
like my mom, my grandpa, well,
29:03
maybe not grandparents because they've
29:05
been dead for quite some time,
29:06
but it's a cool-ass thing.
29:09
You get the full effect.
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Bags of flour tell you not to eat
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it raw.
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Well, I used to,
29:17
and then they started calling me Scarface.
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A hundred percent.
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Stuff just everywhere.
29:24
Don't eat this raw.
29:25
In case you were planning on it,
29:26
in case you went to the store and
29:27
you're like, you know what sounds good?
29:29
A handful of flour.
29:30
You gonna do something with that?
29:34
Why?
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Why would you even?
29:39
At no point.
29:41
Let me explain something to you.
29:42
You could be a refugee from a foreign
29:45
country.
29:49
Go to your grocery store for the first
29:51
time,
29:52
buy a bag of flour and not eat
29:54
any of it raw.
29:56
It's just not a thing.
29:57
Again, yes, Vicki, who are these people?
30:01
Because that's on there because somebody
30:02
did it and then complained.
30:04
That's the whole reason why we have
30:07
warning labels to begin with.
30:12
Anytime something,
30:12
when I was working construction, dude,
30:14
especially at the plants and stuff like
30:15
that,
30:15
every time somebody did something that
30:17
nobody had done before and it hurt them,
30:19
we got a new rule because of that
30:22
thing.
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Here's the deal.
30:27
See,
30:27
Dave Johnson does bags of sugar that way.
30:31
Jacob thought it was flour,
30:33
so it's confusing.
30:35
They come in the same shape bag.
30:39
They do.
30:39
Which, by the way,
30:40
let's talk about that for a second.
30:42
Somebody at the flour and the sugar
30:44
factory were like,
30:45
what is the worst possible delivery system
30:47
we could make for our product?
30:51
Well, they put Quikrete in this bag.
30:54
Exactly.
30:55
Have you ever bought a bag of concrete?
30:58
It's a giant paper bag that's basically
31:00
glued at the bottom.
31:02
What if we do that for sugar and
31:04
flour,
31:04
but we don't glue it that well all
31:06
the time?
31:07
Sometimes it'll be glued good,
31:09
and it'll be really hard to get into.
31:11
Sometimes it'll leak on your way home,
31:13
or sometimes it'll just bust on you in
31:14
the grocery store.
31:15
We just make it kind of a crapshoot
31:18
as to which one's going to happen.
31:20
Or let's make the glue so good that
31:22
you have to pull really hard and the
31:24
bag just rips.
31:26
Yeah.
31:26
Next thing you know,
31:27
you got a Carol Burnett situation on your
31:29
hand where there's not a flower flying all
31:30
over the place and whatnot and just all
31:32
over your face.
31:33
Nah.
31:43
Please do not iron clothes while wearing
31:45
said clothes.
31:48
I'm in a real big hurry.
31:51
I need to iron his shirt.
31:52
I don't have enough time to take it
31:53
off.
31:56
What should I do?
32:00
You know, it's funny, though,
32:02
because there are times in my life where
32:05
I'm doing something so stupid.
32:08
Like, I know what I'm doing is stupid.
32:11
And there is a fifty-fifty shot that I'm
32:14
going to get hurt.
32:15
Absolutely.
32:17
But I go ahead and try it anyway
32:19
because it's...
32:20
It might be a tad bit more convenient
32:22
than actually doing it the proper way.
32:24
Yeah.
32:26
But I am assessing the risk in my
32:29
head.
32:30
That's the thing.
32:30
That's the difference,
32:31
that you have enough life experience to
32:33
go, this is probably dumb,
32:37
but I'm going to do it anyway,
32:39
but I'm going to try to do it
32:40
in the least dumb way possible,
32:42
even though I know it's dumb.
32:44
Like two weeks ago,
32:45
I was putting together a Lego set,
32:47
and I put the wrong piece together.
32:50
And I couldn't get it to let go,
32:52
and so I grabbed my pocket knife,
32:55
and I'm going to try to wiggle it
32:57
in there to get it out.
32:59
And I'm like, as I'm doing it,
33:00
I'm going,
33:01
there's a good chance you're going to
33:03
slice your thumb.
33:04
Correct.
33:06
And sure shit, I sliced my thumb.
33:10
Yeah.
33:10
But I assessed that risk going into it
33:13
and said,
33:14
it's worth it if I can get this
33:15
piece off.
33:16
Yeah.
33:17
It'll be a small cut.
33:18
I own Band-Aids.
33:20
not a big deal we can move on
33:22
yeah the little did I know I'd have
33:24
to clean off Lego bricks from the blood
33:27
but you know it's kind of many times
33:30
we clean blood off a Lego bricks you
33:32
know it's funny you should ask uh it's
33:39
like doing cow Sue more than once yeah
33:43
not a good idea
33:47
Okay,
33:47
so Hexy Love is talking about she
33:48
pre-butters her toast,
33:49
but it's in the toaster oven.
33:52
Not the same thing.
33:55
There's a tray.
33:56
Still kind of weird.
33:58
It is still kind of weird,
33:59
but I would accept that because there's a
34:01
tray.
34:03
To catch the butter.
34:04
To catch the butter,
34:05
and it's not going to fall on the
34:07
giant freaking flaming coil.
34:11
Heat element and start a fire.
34:15
Yeah.
34:19
oh man in my late teens working at
34:21
a factory i tried to stop a motor
34:23
on a machine to work on it i
34:25
went to grab the belt to slow it
34:27
down took my hand straight through the
34:29
motor pulley system oh yeah hundred
34:33
percent that's that's terrible i will do
34:37
this that's how you make cinnamon toast
34:40
yeah see i'm not i'm not mad at
34:41
that
34:43
like no you don't you put the toast
34:45
in the toaster you butter it because the
34:47
toast is hot and then you sprinkle your
34:49
cinnamon sugar on it which i've not had
34:52
cinnamon toast in like thirty years but
34:56
jameson had some for breakfast yesterday
34:58
morning my wife literally made toast with
35:04
butter on it a few days ago in
35:05
the toaster david we need to have a
35:07
talk yeah it's intervention time
35:13
We need you to sit down.
35:15
David,
35:16
when your house catches on fire because
35:17
there's a toaster fire that started in
35:20
your kitchen, you're going to be like,
35:21
how could this have happened?
35:22
And then we're going to go back to
35:25
this show today and be like,
35:26
this is how this could have happened.
35:34
Which games athlete is most and least
35:36
likely to pre-butter their toast?
35:39
Least likely, Tudor Magda.
35:41
Tudor Magda, yeah.
35:43
I would want to represent.
35:45
Tudor Magda would engineer a new apparatus
35:48
to do that for him.
35:50
He's so smart, dude.
35:53
It's absolutely insane.
35:54
I would say also least likely is probably
35:56
Ty Jenkins probably falls up underneath
35:58
there simply because if he didn't write it
36:00
in that little notebook first,
36:01
it's not happening at all.
36:05
Who is most likely?
36:07
Jason Hopper.
36:14
I was thinking Austin,
36:15
but then I was like,
36:16
Austin will just – he just put it
36:17
on a fork and put it over an
36:18
open flame.
36:19
A hundred percent, dude.
36:20
Austin, yeah.
36:21
Austin toast fire – toast bread over a
36:26
campfire.
36:26
Absolutely.
36:28
I would promise you Jason Hopper is like,
36:32
I'm going to save some time to butter
36:33
this bread first and then throw it in
36:34
this toaster.
36:35
And that's why he keeps burning toasters
36:37
to the ground.
36:38
Matt Fraser would just get Sammy to do
36:40
it for him.
36:41
Here's the thing.
36:41
He wouldn't even get Sammy to do it.
36:42
She would just do it.
36:45
Have you ever seen any of the things
36:48
where he's talking about going to
36:49
restaurants and he has no idea what he
36:50
actually eats and has to look at Sammy
36:52
and be like, do I like ribeyes?
36:54
And she'd be like, yeah.
36:55
He's like, can you order one for me?
36:56
And she'd be like, yeah.
36:59
So, Daniel,
36:59
we're not saying he's the dumbest.
37:01
No.
37:02
What we're saying is his risk assessment
37:06
skills are not as refined as others.
37:11
Somewhat lacking.
37:13
Let's put it like that.
37:16
yes jason is that guy that when you
37:19
were in college you were like he was
37:21
the guy going hold my beer i'll try
37:23
it he's that guy that you you went
37:26
like how are you still alive i'm not
37:28
real sure it doesn't really even it
37:31
doesn't even compute jason born saying
37:33
ricky mack would um and then joseph's
37:37
talking about hopper would take a bite out
37:38
of bread and take a bite out of
37:39
a stick of butter that's actually what
37:40
ricky mack would do so
37:46
I firmly believe that Mr.
37:50
Ricky Mac right there would, I got toast,
37:53
I got butter.
37:54
Bite toast, bite butter.
37:55
Now I got butter toast.
37:56
I have no problem believing that
37:58
whatsoever.
38:00
Whichever way Hopper does it,
38:01
he's sure to laugh after he does it.
38:04
Hopper is the funniest guy Hopper knows.
38:08
Jason Hopper is Jason Hopper's favorite
38:10
comedian.
38:13
end of story like i don't give a
38:16
damn you can argue with me all you
38:17
want to argue with a wall i mean
38:22
they tased hopper at waterpalooza one year
38:25
again unsurprising because he's probably
38:27
like i can take it but you say
38:30
like bite the toast bite the bread or
38:33
butter
38:34
that a lot of CrossFitters,
38:37
when you're in the back during a
38:39
competition,
38:41
they will do whatever they can to get
38:43
the calories in their mouth.
38:45
And none of it makes sense.
38:49
Dude, I've eaten...
38:52
Like literally getting the crumbs out of
38:54
the bottom of just trying to get some
38:56
sugar back into my body in between events.
39:00
Like you do what you got to do
39:02
sometimes.
39:02
Yeah, that's a hundred percent of thing.
39:05
I never would,
39:06
I don't usually travel with toast and
39:08
sticks of butter at the same time.
39:10
Having said that,
39:11
doesn't mean that I haven't or I won't,
39:13
excuse me.
39:14
Kate says,
39:15
I don't remember when James busted his
39:17
ankle trying a backflip.
39:18
I'd say his risk assessment is off.
39:21
Don't forget, though,
39:22
James was not alone in trying the
39:24
backflips.
39:26
No.
39:28
He just was the worst at it.
39:30
Correct.
39:33
His proportions are all wrong.
39:35
He's so lanky, dude.
39:36
I don't think he's capable of actually
39:39
completing a backflip just because his
39:41
knees would get in the way.
39:42
Castro would do it over and over again,
39:44
then say, because Colton does it,
39:46
his buttering is valid.
39:52
I get that.
39:53
I get that.
39:54
I get that reference.
39:58
Well, someone that in the world,
40:00
I read this thing this morning too,
40:01
and then we'll, we'll get out of here.
40:03
But, um, is, is Rob Gronkowski.
40:07
Like he's the guy that would butter his
40:10
toast before he puts it in the toaster.
40:12
He would probably butter his toes before
40:13
he gets in a toaster,
40:15
have it come out, take a bite,
40:17
figure it's not buttery enough,
40:18
and then take a bite of the butter.
40:20
That wouldn't surprise me at all.
40:23
But I read a story that he has
40:26
not spent a dollar of his NFL money.
40:29
I read the same thing.
40:31
I heard it,
40:32
saw it somewhere that he hadn't spent it.
40:34
All of his endorsements, blah, blah,
40:36
whatever,
40:37
his NFL money is just
40:39
there he he got a fifty thousand dollar
40:43
bonus from his agent he lived on that
40:48
for over a year and then has lived
40:53
off the marketing money since then and
40:58
still has not touched his nfl money he's
41:00
a he's a simple dude
41:04
And you see all these people getting into
41:05
the NFL or the NBA or whatever,
41:08
and they go buy the nicest car,
41:10
and they buy the big house,
41:11
and they do the... He had a roommate.
41:15
Yeah.
41:15
If you've never watched Broke,
41:17
the Thirty for Thirty...
41:20
broke about a while back about that about
41:23
the nfl players and the nba players who
41:25
like got these gazillion dollar deals and
41:28
all of a sudden they got like uh
41:30
eminem said all of a sudden they got
41:31
ninety something cousins like just up here
41:34
at the woodwork and they're too
41:35
kind-hearted and too you know to tell them
41:38
hey man no like going about your business
41:41
i gotta help this one i gotta help
41:42
that one i gotta help this one i
41:43
gotta help that one and end up with
41:45
nothing
41:48
The NFL implemented a financial literacy
41:52
literacy course for rookies.
41:55
Like I forgot when it was in mid
41:57
nineties sometime,
41:58
or maybe late nineties because of that,
42:00
because so many of them were like getting
42:02
these ridiculous deals and then ain't got
42:04
no more money.
42:06
Absolutely insane.
42:08
Gronk doesn't even open the bag.
42:09
He butters the bag and goes to town.
42:11
I would believe that.
42:12
And then spikes the toaster.
42:21
There's a famous story about Ricky
42:23
Henderson hanging his first check on the
42:24
wall until the team asked him why he
42:26
hasn't cashed it yet.
42:27
My grandma calling you,
42:29
I sent you five dollars for your birthday.
42:32
I need to balance my checkbook and it
42:34
hasn't come out yet.
42:36
Yeah, and then Ricky told that story.
42:38
Ricky Henderson told that story in the
42:39
third person because that's how he talked
42:41
about it.
42:41
That's how he addressed himself.
42:43
Ricky got that check.
42:44
Ricky hung it on the wall.
42:45
Ricky hung that check on the wall.
42:47
I just wanted to frame it.
42:48
I wanted to look at it.
42:49
Mm-hmm.
42:52
I do this,
42:53
that there's some stories about that,
42:54
dude.
42:54
Every time, every once in a while,
42:56
I get a lot of baseball stuff,
42:59
MLB stuff come across my feet,
43:01
like reels and stuff.
43:03
And everyone that when they started,
43:04
as soon as they started talking about
43:05
Ricky Henderson,
43:06
I stopped because it's bound to be
43:09
something hilarious or something that
43:10
makes you go, what?
43:11
Yeah.
43:15
So Ricky was the first person to perfect
43:17
that third person.
43:19
Yeah.
43:20
Ricky, go.
43:26
Oh, that is the unfortunate truth,
43:28
Ken Walters.
43:30
The NIL money is going to make more
43:31
young athletes financially broke and
43:33
living unrealistic instead of setting
43:35
themselves up for life.
43:36
Correct.
43:39
So I got a question for you before
43:40
we get out, and that is,
43:43
I'm not close to LSU.
43:44
I don't know much about it.
43:46
But they fire people and now apparently
43:48
Lincoln is hiring them all back.
43:50
Yeah.
43:54
Coach O is the special assistant,
43:58
basically in charge of in-state recruiting
44:00
and basically a special assistant to the
44:03
defense.
44:04
When he got let go,
44:06
weren't there allegations of malfeasance?
44:09
Well, about malfeasance,
44:12
but he ain't married no more.
44:15
Let's put it that way.
44:17
Okay.
44:18
And there were two other former coaches
44:21
that were brought back.
44:23
Oh, I missed that.
44:24
I haven't been keeping up as much as
44:25
I normally do.
44:27
Yeah, I read that this morning too.
44:29
And I was like, what is going on?
44:33
Coach O is fantastic for the program,
44:37
whether you know where you see it from
44:38
the outside or not.
44:40
He is one of the best recruiters in
44:43
the nation as far as keeping people talent
44:46
that's in Louisiana in Louisiana.
44:49
That's because he speaks their language.
44:51
Well,
44:52
he's from here and he gives a shit.
44:55
And you can tell he's very genuine when
44:57
he comes across.
44:59
When you listen to Ed O'Drawn in a
45:01
press conference and I put you up beside
45:03
it,
45:04
you speak the Queen's English compared to
45:08
Eddie O. A hundred percent.
45:09
A hundred percent.
45:11
Yeah.
45:13
Anyway, but he, he is fantastic.
45:16
And I'm around here.
45:18
As soon as he got announced,
45:19
everybody was doing backflips because, uh,
45:23
Johnny Jones, Cocho and will Wade.
45:25
Yeah.
45:28
The will Wade thing probably is probably
45:30
honestly out of the,
45:32
out of all of it,
45:33
the will way thing is way more
45:34
controversial in my opinion,
45:37
because they fired him and then for paying
45:41
players to, to play.
45:44
Which is legal now.
45:45
Which is now legal.
45:46
And it wasn't that long ago that it
45:48
happened, right?
45:49
Like they fired him and then like a
45:51
year later or two years later,
45:52
NIL started to become, became a thing.
45:55
He went to,
45:56
he's been at two other schools since then
45:59
and like turned those places into winning
46:01
programs and whatnot.
46:02
He's a hell of a coach.
46:03
Like he actually really is good at what
46:04
he does.
46:06
And it was like, oh no,
46:07
I'm not going back.
46:08
I'm not going back.
46:08
I'm not leaving here.
46:09
I'm not leaving here.
46:10
And then they hired him and now he's
46:11
back.
46:12
And he is currently, he
46:15
playing fast and loose with the rules as
46:18
far as like eligibility stuff is
46:20
concerned,
46:20
like signing players that were playing in
46:22
Europe and like,
46:24
but have like a year of eligibility to
46:27
be able to play for LSU and whatnot.
46:29
And he's building a team that is going
46:31
to be, if it pans out,
46:34
could possibly be very,
46:36
very scary for college basketball next
46:38
year.
46:40
uh kocho reminds me of the coach from
46:42
the water boy no no no joseph uh
46:45
kocho is the defensive coordinator in the
46:47
water boy just some more makeup former
46:52
friend yeah yeah and he probably and kocho
46:56
probably doesn't have nipple rings well
46:59
those allegations you know well he's
47:02
believe me he spends enough time uh
47:05
without his shirt on people would have
47:06
seen him by now
47:09
he's freaking huge dude oh i know he
47:13
works out at uh the anytime fitness that
47:16
one of my buddies is a manager at
47:18
and trains trains trains at and like uh
47:21
aiden will tell you like he's an animal
47:24
he's an absolute animal um anyway uh they
47:31
definitely both specifications yeah
47:38
All right, guys.
47:40
Well, we talked about zero CrossFit today,
47:42
and that's why I love this show.
47:44
That's not true at all.
47:46
We made up a gumbo workout and we
47:49
figured out what Jason Hopper.
47:50
Which CrossFit would butter their bread
47:53
before they put it in a toaster.
47:57
Answering all the important questions of
47:58
the day.
47:59
I do like how we didn't do a
48:02
male and female because we know none of
48:03
the females would be stupid enough to even
48:05
try that.
48:05
Yeah.
48:08
no they're what there's not no not a
48:11
one all right with that hope you guys
48:15
have a great rest your day it's been
48:17
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48:22
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48:25
you soon you wouldn't wait to get to
48:27
the editing room to jazz me up i'm
48:29
already jazzy
48:41
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
48:42
saddle.
48:43
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
48:44
saddle.
48:45
Talking to reps,
48:46
real life strength in the battle.
48:49
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
48:51
we cover it all.
48:54
Midday motivation every time we press
48:56
call.
48:58
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
49:00
heat.
49:00
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
49:03
Half hour hustle, yeah,
49:04
we building that brand.
49:05
Grab a plate, shoot it,
49:06
now you're part of the fam.
49:07
Yeah.