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4: 99 Year Old Man Divorces Wife Over 60 Year Old Affair | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up? Y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I Saw Us on the Internet, The Show
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  Speaker 2: of Random Topics with random comedian friends of mine. Today show,
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  Speaker 2: we have the one and only Caniche Buss, BT Kingsley,
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  Speaker 2: and Brandy Denise. If you're not familiar with the show,
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  Speaker 2: we just like I said, I got a random story.
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  Speaker 1: not really an option. You listen.
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  Speaker 3: We're making it single now. You could talk talk noise
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  Speaker 3: about it, you know what I mean? You can talk
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  Speaker 3: noise about it because that all counts for engagement. But
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  Speaker 3: you gotta listen or you gonna listen. BT is on
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  Speaker 3: a Spider commersional.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what I mean? Was happy to know? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Today's first story Italian man ninety nine divorced his wife
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  Speaker 2: of seventy seven years over a sixty year old affair.
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  Speaker 4: Yoh, like you were finished.
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  Speaker 5: It's ninety nine last So what's the affair?
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  Speaker 6: Sixty years old?
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  Speaker 1: So what happened? I'm gonna reading the story.
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  Speaker 2: Nine nine year old Italian man file for divorcement his
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  Speaker 2: ninety six year old wife of seventy seven years after
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  Speaker 2: we found letters from an affair she had sixty years ago.
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  Speaker 2: So she had it sixty years ago, kept the letter,
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  Speaker 2: kept the evidence stopped. Then just was like I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: be with this little Talian nigga and then moved gone.
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  Speaker 2: And at ninety nine he found out about the affair
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  Speaker 2: and was like, nah, we done. Oh wait, okay, I
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  Speaker 2: thought this that she was keeping up the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the affair ended, oh years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a Titanic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's what you call. Like like maybe, like
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  Speaker 6: that's petty. That's like the pettiest of the fetty, Like
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  Speaker 6: I ain't letting that go.
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  Speaker 3: Something else happened though, okay, let me read the rest,
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  Speaker 3: Like something else was pissing him off about it. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I can't this, and you keep leaving your shoes in
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  Speaker 3: the living.
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  Speaker 6: Room, I can't take it.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently they're they're the world's oldest divorces. The last one
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  Speaker 2: was l ninety eight. They were both ninety eight, and
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  Speaker 2: they called it quits after thirty six years of marriage.
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  Speaker 2: But no, their letters were the latest in the couples
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  Speaker 2: of long marriage, during which they had five kids, twelve
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  Speaker 2: grandchildren one great grandchild together.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: He met her in the nineteen thirty thirty certain the
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  Speaker 2: Italian Carabiniera in Naples.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it. Literally nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: But he found literal letters from before ninety thirsdys before
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  Speaker 2: World War Two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: His defense, why you.
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  Speaker 6: Keep the letter because it's part of her history.
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  Speaker 3: No, man, you know what you did is in your memory.
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  Speaker 6: It's the notebook. She gotta keep reading it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I already know what happened, because I
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  Speaker 5: feel like this is what's happening with me and everybody
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  Speaker 5: else in the world.
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  Speaker 6: He got on Instagram. Yeah, he saw. He was like,
• 3:00
  Speaker 6: they like me on Instagram.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, it's a wrapt He got on tik tok,
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  Speaker 5: one of his brand babies put him on time.
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  Speaker 6: He got a couple of nights he started doing this
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  Speaker 6: and now he start doing you know, yes.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, man, of these holes on me and you
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  Speaker 5: out keeping these letters.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't gotta deal with this. See my inox.
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  Speaker 2: If I find out at ninety nine that Melissa cheated
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  Speaker 2: Let's see we got married.
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  Speaker 1: She was it sixty years of marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so sixty years of marriage would be this
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  Speaker 2: would be okay. We got married in two thousand and four,
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  Speaker 2: so I would find out she's cheating in twenty and
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  Speaker 2: sixty four, in forty more years. Yes, nigga is so
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  Speaker 2: for no, no, no, the marriage is together?
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  Speaker 3: What my feet hurt? I can't see clear? Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: that robot sexy is fruits to romance. Looking at you,
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  Speaker 3: she begetting you grieved about it. But Melissa, you don't
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  Speaker 3: be giving no grief about that.
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  Speaker 8: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna kill me.
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  Speaker 4: I can't get up with a young.
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  Speaker 1: Woman the ground.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't a sad You're not doing nothing else.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like to look back.
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  Speaker 8: Back.
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  Speaker 5: It's just so confusing to me because like, so, who
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  Speaker 5: gonna take care of you?
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  Speaker 8: Like?
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  Speaker 4: What do you? What you do?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: What he's gonna go to the old folks home and
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  Speaker 4: get in there cut up, like you know what. Send
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  Speaker 4: me to the home and they be in there smashed.
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  Speaker 5: I know, because I can't wait to go.
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  Speaker 4: They beginning by ever out, they be putting in the
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  Speaker 4: work they do.
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  Speaker 1: Already You're pregnant. I'm not leaving here, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: and shady pines.
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  Speaker 6: There's another another idea you was whispering windows.
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  Speaker 5: It might be some built up aggression towards it, because
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  Speaker 5: imagine if they got married sixty years ago, they eighteen,
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  Speaker 5: they're young or whatever. And she had a little friend's
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  Speaker 5: name was like, you know, she always told him not
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  Speaker 5: to worry about Antonio, and then for sixty years she's
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  Speaker 5: been like Antonio was nothing we never did. That's a
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  Speaker 5: letter in Antonio like when you went back, was like,
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  Speaker 5: I love, what's my clothes matter?
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  Speaker 8: My shoes?
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  Speaker 2: Although that's a good point, that is sixty years you
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  Speaker 2: kept that letter Antonio.
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  Speaker 5: That's what when they tell you don't worry about that person,
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  Speaker 5: and that's a person who got to worry about now.
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  Speaker 4: That is understandable.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that hereto just died. He died, and that's
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  Speaker 1: she caught the reading. Lady's like, man, you shore crying
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  Speaker 1: a lot about it too.
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  Speaker 8: That's probably he's like, let me go on that time,
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  Speaker 8: and he was hiding the letters like mister, and she
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  Speaker 8: had a more boy like soon as you pissed.
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  Speaker 1: Me off and then about to go read to said girl,
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  Speaker 1: you remember when I gave you that.
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  Speaker 3: Moves like I'll never forget that you.
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  Speaker 1: Gave it that. What does it look like to get
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  Speaker 1: mad at ninety nine though?
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  Speaker 4: Because if you that you're.
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  Speaker 6: Right a right, you start doing believe and.
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  Speaker 4: He the door.
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  Speaker 5: Still, yeah, I'm almost all alone.
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  Speaker 6: This is Sam we're trying to show.
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  Speaker 1: So who is this?
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  Speaker 4: Antonio?
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  Speaker 1: I hit it with the what I got the heart?
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  Speaker 1: You know I got them.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: You know what makes it worse because you don't imagine
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  Speaker 5: your your parents and then like so me and your
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  Speaker 5: dad are getting the bor like come on, y'all, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the grand babies, they got your kids.
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  Speaker 4: You know, they got great grand babies.
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  Speaker 5: At this it's like grandma and Grandpa getting divorced in
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  Speaker 5: ninety nine is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to get into.
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  Speaker 6: Figure out.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out who helps because if my
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  Speaker 5: ninety your brown daddy told me that he wanted to,
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  Speaker 5: I would be like, okay, so what you.
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  Speaker 6: Want for lunch?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm not.
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  Speaker 9: About like tomato soup this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a great question. And who take care of who?
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  Speaker 1: Because if she's in good health and he not, or
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  Speaker 1: vice versa just makes this way little shit Is she
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  Speaker 1: going down to whispering pond?
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  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. How you even dividing up your judge. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: if you'll get the right my little hammer.
• 8:14
  Speaker 9: Hand with nonsense, take your old behinds over there with.
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  Speaker 6: Your both people gotta sign.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not signing right, that's real.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: Because it shady.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling are you? Are you petty enough?
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm a turs. We hold grudgeous till the end
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  Speaker 5: of time. You shout out to my.
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  Speaker 1: Ex, so you would you would have? Wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't divorce it now for cheating, So no, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't for that.
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  Speaker 6: No, but I would be petty on another level. But
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  Speaker 6: that's not I would get my back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I gotta get you back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't got to get you get back.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much penny I am, but ventful
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  Speaker 1: I get you.
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  Speaker 5: I call Gigglo one of the little young men gonna
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  Speaker 5: be upset when they get to the job.
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  Speaker 1: But at ain't really trying to take you down.
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  Speaker 5: That I gotta pay for that.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: You gotta get you too, now look at me?
• 9:22
  Speaker 5: What was that on the Living Color stop Chase?
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  Speaker 6: That's oh my goodness, we still together.
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  Speaker 1: Brandy you holding for sixty years.
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  Speaker 5: No, but I would definitely be all on TikTok, like
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  Speaker 5: he's mine.
• 9:41
  Speaker 6: You can't keep it.
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  Speaker 4: I I've seen him at Summer Jam ninety three. Yelp,
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah one person, Okay, wrong people.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: That that was off.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I just want to say, they always be talking
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: about y'all. Would write these lyrics nowadays. The Side Chicks
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: songs have existed since the beginning of time. Whitney Houston
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: has about Jackson, Yeah, saving last, Yeah, this is Shirley
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  Speaker 2: come on, and that's the one with when you come
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: on talking to on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I'm coming to you woman the woman a woman.
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  Speaker 6: If you've ever.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: A right, next is.
• 10:37
  Speaker 5: Hopit, I ain't coming to Nobody knows woman to woman.
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: Wow, these new side pieces don't know how to be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Ninety nine bananas, bro, that is it is nine not ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you did, you can get pregnant.
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  Speaker 5: You're saying the agent about the year in nineteen ninety
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: nine was okay?
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: And then I just went to the Millennium tour.
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: Okay, great, I thought that was videos. They look fun.
• 11:07
  Speaker 6: I want to go with people. My age.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: It was very, very entertaining.
• 11:10
  Speaker 6: They can't drop down like.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: They fourteen artists and special guests.
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: That's yeah, because you were in LA, they probably had
• 11:17
  Speaker 6: the biggest, biggest.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: He didn't well this is right before he got injured.
• 11:24
  Speaker 6: No, but I'm saying, but he's not the millennium.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: He's twenty twenty.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Our next topic, Chick fil a is asking this is
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  Speaker 2: old story. Chick fil a was asking for volunteers to
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: work their lunch rush hour for five chicken soundwiches per hour.
• 11:43
  Speaker 6: Can you say that again?
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  Speaker 2: North Carolina Chick fil A, it was hard up for
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  Speaker 2: people to work the lunch for rush that it was
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: asking for volunteers from the community that would exchange you
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  Speaker 2: pay you in chicken, not money. In Henderson Hendersonville, they
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  Speaker 2: had to drive to express the quote read or the
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  Speaker 2: ask red. We are looking for volunteers for our new
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  Speaker 2: I have to express, which was deleted after getting dragged.
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  Speaker 2: Earned five free entries entrees per shift. I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: that second second. Earned five free entrees per shift, worked
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  Speaker 2: messages for details.
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  Speaker 6: So eight hours for five gym.
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  Speaker 1: No, five chickens suwiches per hour.
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: That's at Dylan. I'll get my five every hour you've
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: got to sit in the want a slangnther four.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Here, don't even wait in line. I got in my pocket. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: how many hours do you have to work? Uh? I
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: imagine the rush hours of three hours?
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: That's fitting. Sound really good?
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  Speaker 2: Like that sound, but that the chicken gets the bread
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  Speaker 2: gets sweaty after after.
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: A minute, chicken nuggets.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Take all the bread of that.
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  Speaker 9: Man, do all you can have it in the morning
• 13:02
  Speaker 9: with eggs. Yes, but they're not giving you money. They
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  Speaker 9: chicken in the world.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: When you the bills ain't gonna be like you got
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: that chicken that.
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: But comedians didn't chicken. This man is in the Sprite
• 13:14
  Speaker 5: holiday commercials. Trustfully, he is not working for no chicken sandwiches. Okay,
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: don't let don't let don't Friday here, you know, sprites neither.
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  Speaker 5: Don't let the people for your life.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Go back, pretty Spike, go back ten years.
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  Speaker 1: Hold the Sprite and it's delicious of chick filate. It's good.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: It ain't no late Sprite.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Now you're talking about a winning Yes that that ou't man.
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  Speaker 3: If it was any other restaurant, I'd be like, man, no,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I'm asking.
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  Speaker 6: If I was sixteen.
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  Speaker 8: Did you would take chicken money if I was, you
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  Speaker 8: feel like when.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: You're younger too, when you're my fifteen sixty, you're doing
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  Speaker 5: it for work experience.
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  Speaker 6: You want to put it on like your resume or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: I probably do it for like a.
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: Week and bring home chicken sandwiches to my family and friends,
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: like and the like. When you six fifteen sixteen you
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: bring a chicken slawag just to your niggas, you're like, ah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I'm better.
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  Speaker 4: By you.
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  Speaker 10: I got them birds, a chicken cartel, Chick fil a
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  Speaker 10: and and then they said, andre so that sandwiches and order.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah everything you canna be spending.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: You're spending your all your real money on the lemonade.
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  Speaker 4: You're getting nothing to drinking.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: You know what, you can't do it if I'm selling them,
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I'll just go to safe Way, just get a pack
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: of sprite and then go ahead and get the package.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: Come on, then, listen.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing cool making? I went to a Chick
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  Speaker 2: fil A because the lines be long. If somebody was like, look,
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  Speaker 2: don't even pull over here, give me two dollars, I
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  Speaker 2: got the chicken for you right now, take it or
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: leave it. I'll be like that, she said, Ford though,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's.
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  Speaker 4: What if it was.
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: But if it was just anybody, you gotta go. You
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: gotta gotta look nice and clean.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: I can't just take a chicken salam from the man
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  Speaker 5: outside with the chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Got a uniform and friendly.
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: Hey, you know, I got a deal for.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: You, my pleasure position, because you got the stuff and
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: you're dropping the food off the.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Regular nigga with no uniform. Okay, why do you have chicken? Okay,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: let's go back.
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  Speaker 3: So let's now, let's break this down, because the way
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Chick fil a drive through is work.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: When you pull up, it ain't like you ever make
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  Speaker 1: it to the window.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: It's seven people out there, people, and then you got
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: somebody dropping off.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: No, if you dropping off, you ain't got no power.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: But if you're taking order and they say, hey, man,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: let me get a Chicken fil a me cansia.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Got the iPad and you got the sandwich right behind.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: But like you could have everything you want, or you
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: could take this for two dollars.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: At that point, you probably could sell them at full
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  Speaker 2: price because they can't expect to pay full price, and
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: they not.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: They now you say them ten fifteen minutes, and yes.
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  Speaker 5: And sandwiches are expensive, so even five dollars because it's
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  Speaker 5: a good deal for the whole meal too, you know
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  Speaker 5: what I'm saying, the sandwiches.
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  Speaker 4: I got everything.
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  Speaker 6: And you know how Chick fil a be the line
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  Speaker 6: being the streets.
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  Speaker 1: So that you know out twenty dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Man, it's good, she's gonna be at the window. I
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: want my second.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Sand And if they hold all the sandwiches after you
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  Speaker 1: do with your.
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  Speaker 4: After four hours, they give you fourteen.
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  Speaker 6: Per hour.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have a little generator the thing they have outside
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  Speaker 2: the stable center, I'm.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: Telling you have the pocket warmers.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm trying to figure out though, like why can't
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: they just hire people?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I that's the first thing I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Because Chick fil A, that's a that's the good paint.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: You buy sandwiches and bulks, so it's way cheaper to
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: just give you sandwich.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Plays really well, actually ranks really high.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: So what they pay really well them in and out.
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  Speaker 3: I've looked into it before, but they.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Pay above they pay above fourteen or something something good.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Because back in La the burger places dick people.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was in high school. Yeah, it's a lot.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: It's crazy in and out too.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently Pan Express also plays really hot. Pan Express is
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: one of the highest playing people that have low low turnover.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Right here you go top fifty fast food. I think
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  Speaker 2: Chick fil A is in the top ten, usually without
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: even being open on Sunday. I feel I think I
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: saw it was McDonald's.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: See I got one.
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I got one. Question though for the Chick fil A
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: for the work thing.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: You know, chick filant over three and Donald's number one,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Starbucks number two, Chick fil A number three.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't what you can't own a Chick fil
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: A unless you work at one.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Does this count Yeah? Yeah, doesn't count for me. Franchise.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Does it count as you working for one? Yeah, you
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: can't own.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: A Chick fil A unless you work for a Chick
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: fil A for a certain amount of time.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: We looked up, we looked into buying one. Yeah, you
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: didn't want to work at it? No, I didn't have
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: the money owning it was working. There was just one piece.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: There was also three hundred thousand dollars cast Like, why
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: don't you put that at the top.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I don't mind working there three hundred thousand. I don't
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: have that. You know how crazy it is? You like,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: think about it. I got the buddy, Oh no, this
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: wasn't now this is this when we live in Washington.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: No.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, if you had it, you would
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: just be like, all right, cool man, what about this
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Chick fil a?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta gotta.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: What bruise you gotta you gotta worked there for three
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: years or whatever?
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: You just hey, man, cav what are you doing on
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: the Friza talking about bro wa House?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: The same way Snip wanted to buy waffle House and
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: bring it to LA and they were like, nah, really,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: you gotta work there, and they didn't want to franchise
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: that far. I was like, bro, you will make a
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: billion dollars wow in l A. And they were like
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: like they I talked to them. This is when I thought,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: quick aside. I made a wife House video that went
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: viral and the CMO invited me. Actually, he said, next
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: time you're in Atlanta, have to talk to you. I
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: think I'm about to get rich. Like I just so
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: happened to be in Atlanta next week. I wasn't to
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: buy a plane ticket seven hundred dollars to meet with
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: the waffle House. We met at a waffle house. We
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: didn't meet me at the hotel.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: We was right there and it's midaffle you know.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like on the hard seats, the hard seats. I'm like, okay,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: this is my chance. They're about to be like, we
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: want you to eat the face of the waffle. We got
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: one hundred thousands of dollars. These niggas was like, we
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: don't pay people to influence or nothing. We make a
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: lot of money. We just wanted to thank you, give
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you some free. They gave me a waffle up house
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: car gift car for two hundred and fifty dollars.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I seven hundred for the ticket plus the hotel. And
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: they were that's when the dude told me that Snoop
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: tried to buy waffle House. And I was like, so,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: y'all don't do no brandows. They're like, absolutely not. That's
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: why I appreciate you so much because it was like
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: free marketing. So here that's where the two fifty k.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: They said, next time you're in that now they ain't
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: say it come by to you know, they about the ticket.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I just felt like this my chance, about time, my
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: life where I said, this is my chance.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: There was nothing that.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: These creatives have done that.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Oh my, they want me, they want me.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Somebody told us when we're doing plays in Washington. She
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: was like, well, y'all, you're going to the time. We're
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: gonna take you to Cleveland. Mother Melissa a laptop from
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: this nigga in college, filled with being just like I said,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: how we're gonna be able to talk to each other
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: if you ain't got noil me, she said, we're going
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: on the road. Boy the laptop. That day she said,
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I'm taking you all to Cleveland. And then like the
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: next day she was like, man, I'm pregnant.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Babies once again.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Taking out to.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: The big time.
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Yes, they had listen, you know, bro, like.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: The way your mind. I was like, we're gonna go
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: to Cleveland. We're gonna do this play. Lebron gonna be
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: in the audience, he gonna see it, he gonna want
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: to invest it. And then your mind just.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: A hilariously true because Kevin Hart did that special and
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Lebron was in the audience and Sha fell and I'm like,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: it's the second time that's gonna happen. Of course they're coming.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: My name is cam sheer confusion. I'm gonna get Brad
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: and shock the audience.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: But then she got pregnant and we couldn't go, and
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of time didn't work.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: She just found out she had time.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: She didn't want to go.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: She was she knew we were never going nowhere.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: That is and that's and that's the arc of the movie.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Now she's a nemesis.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: She's really hilarious. Broke my heart. I ain't gonna be
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: cleaving for twenty fifteen years.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: You end up in Ohio on some comedies stuff. You'll
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: be there for a long time. Oh yeah, you be like, Okay, Cleveland,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I gotta hit Cincinnati, you gotta hit Columbus, Dayton.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You'll be ala man I am in a while for.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: A Ohio got some cities and man being Ohio squeazem
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: squos them squeeze.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Squal school for a couple of years.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Fourth and fifth grade day in Ohio.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I got family shout out to day and shout out
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: to Dayton Flyers.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I went to Cleveland High School, but that was in Seattle.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Yes, what's the food in Ohio?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: The chicken salad? Yeah, it's a chicken salad. It's from Cleveland.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: He don't know.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you ain't see the TikTok.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, the lady the chickens head of lady got you,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: got you got you. You ain't see it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: No, he did it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: You knows. Chicken Salad.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I saw her post interview. I saw like an interview.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: She was like, yeah, you know my chicken sading really crazy.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, what apparently so funny thing in the
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: veil she was saying, it's superior. People like the the
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: she caen salad superior and the restaurant was on superior period.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I was like, somebody video yesterday she went live on
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: TikTok with one of her friends and Google tried to
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: buy her soundbites five hundred dollars. What Yeah, She's like
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: for five hundred dollars and then we're like five hundred
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: and fifteen two thousand? Yeah, so what's the highest somebody went.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: To I don't know.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, they get pasted five hundred.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: I would have sold it for five. Girl, go make
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: some money.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: She's the crazy party.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Is she think that's five thousand?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: All right, next topic, I just like yelling about that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: All right, So listen, this is a real book for sale. Okay,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna read you the title this book because
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: this is this is the article, the name of the book,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: and I was like, this can't be real. So I
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: went to Amazon. There's the title this book. Why do
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: white people smell like wet dogs? Oh my god when
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: they come out of the rank.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know it's true.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: I should have said, I am sorry. I am so sorry.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: I just realized that. I just realized that you're half white.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: And she's so black. I completely forgot you at all.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I just thought you.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: When she said, oh my god, my mama, I thought
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: she met her black mother says this, And then as
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: y'all started laughing, I was like.
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: Oh, her mom's white, and my mind exploded.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: He's my mom about this. I'm so sorry, did you really?
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Because it was true for her. Now, I'm not saying
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: with everybody.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Cam is here here, he don't care regularly, He's like
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: cocoa butter.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah. But no, finished the book.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: But it's a childhood memory of mine that just got triggered.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: No, we want to hear more about this. How did
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: you teach your mother about this? I was allowed to
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: teach my mom.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: You're doing this to your mo.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Black people are racist. Black people prove me wrong.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: You look the look at your face like that. I'm
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: a nigga.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: All my friends always go, I forget you're black until
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I hear you on the phone with your I mean
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: your white. To hear you on the phone with your mom,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: because you know we could cuss it like man. Like
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I've been talking on Yeah, because I don't like.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: The rest of her kids.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: You know what, I'm kids like my mother's kids.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Talking about.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I like the other kids we grew up together like
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: that nig did.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Y'all grow up in Yeah?
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: And you called them her other kids. I don't like.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: My sister stole my I D and I almost went
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: to jail for ten years about robbery my fingerpriss saving.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I was crying. That's trying to put me crime under.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: She got her. She has her face on my I D.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: So when I moved here, she was just running through crime.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I went home for Christmas and.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Crime record steals. Its messed up.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: My life was spending all types of stuff, yo.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: Like you really, she is down there robbed getting the
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: crime murder.
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: You know, here's a scanned my I D in the
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: bank computer. So you know who r.
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that is funny. Conditions don't care right running through
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: the American local Authority.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: She is a business card everywhere he says abandoned.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: That is, I'll tell you he was robberies, domestic violence.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: She went to court a couple of times, me like when.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I said, you was doing crime bingo.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: The most impressive part about that is the fact that
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: she got a d U I and still remember not
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: to say her.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: What's your name?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You see it on the license?
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: Look ask mother who that.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: You won't be.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Walking out hell, no commissioning third person.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Don't walk the lines.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: You are about to lose your left And then when
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: I try, you crying. I'm crying having a time with
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: her real life.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: My fingerprints saved me that ship and a letter from
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: my job in l A was like, nah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: She was where were you working at that?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I was at Nichols and uh Jay Nichols over in
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Santa Monica. It's because you know, everybody waits when they
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: get here. I mean, yeah, the Marina.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: So I never heard the story.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what are we talking.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I literally have known you longer than almost anybody.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and did not because this one stay is this
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: one say no, I know I haven't talked. Please can
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: you take all of this and put it in your please?
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Because I want to laugh so hard watching you tell
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: this story. You know my joke about that's his mama,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: her kids since the eighth grade. Make it eight great
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: baby ninth grade deal? I raised your way yes, like yeah, yeah, yeo.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: I mean this is terrible.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: You're rolling on my name is.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: All of it?
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Oh my god? I did claiming them kids when I
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: was I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: I used to be because she was too young. I
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: was working.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: But you know, and this is like it's kind of
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: dope because you know when people be like, man, I
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: just wish I had an extra life.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: She did. She read us it's yours.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: You really messed up the lick.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: She had a rap sheet, the newspaper cat when I
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: when I went home and they tried to put I was.
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: Facing five to ten years to walk us through this.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: What happened to where you got arrest important? How did
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you get arrested?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: They were like, we've been looking for you know.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: So I didn't even get arrested. This will have you
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: know when this phone never keep calling. So the people
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: had called me and they were like, we've been looking
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: for you.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: You've been missing court.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, wait, wait, wait what.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Was a car? Like I know, I know, I know
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: by whatever jail time, and like, wait, what.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about?
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: The lady told me that I'm facing five to ten
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: I need to come down. I am in shambles. I'm shaking.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: I'm like, wait, what are you guys talking about? She's
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: reading off a list of charges that I like this,
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know what happened.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: This is not me.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: This is not me.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: What they end up doing because that they called a criminal,
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: yes it was.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know it was the prosecutor. I don't know
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: who it was. What they called.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Bounty listen as let me tell you that somebody.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Behind the girl.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: I was like, okay, so maybe and I'm trying to
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: explain that this is not me. I live in California.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: They're not listening. They so they end up like night
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: the picture. They was like, so you're telling me this
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: isn't you. They have my I D they sent it
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: to me. I get this ship and I'm looking, I'm
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: going that is my sister.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: So I'm in shock that the picture her, it's her.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: She has her face on my I D.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: So when I love my.
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Siblings live, I remember she mustn't.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: She took my I D down to the place and
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: got her took a new picture, so she has my
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: So that's what made it crazy. So I had to
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: do do the and I had to carry around a
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: letter while I was driving in l A.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: And I got pulled over two separate times. You know
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: that LA people.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: They have the fingerprint thing here, so they had to
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: bring and I'm walking around with this letter from the
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: prosecutor after a lot of stuff happened saying that it's
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: not me.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: So I used to drive with.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: You, yes, and so I had all this stuff, but
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: I still had to go up there.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: But what happened is so now I have to file charges.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: So first I go to the police department in Seattle,
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: not too far from my house, and they.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Don't believe me because what's what happened.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Was I was like, I'm trying to press charges on
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: my sister. They pull up both of our I give
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: her all their information, They pull up both our records
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: and they go, well, she has a clean record, So
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: now they think I'm no, you would never. She would
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: never for years my sister everything under my name and
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: her ship is clear. But what makes it even worse
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: than going so you are never at Angie's Bar?
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Yes, because me and my mom, all of us used
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: to go place.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I have been there before, So it looks like I'm
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: just fucking lying to this day.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of stuff that's not off my record
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: because they won't. They won't believe me.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: It was certain.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Police just want to get the people. Yes, so you
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: ain't never been edge.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: They bring they come on out here, card you tell
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: them it was.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Wait, what if you had other cribs on?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: No, I did that one.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: That's we have this clean sheet and I have and
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: so that's just like you would never do any of
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: it because she's just I have Yes, where is she, ma'am?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: The reason why did the lamb the way you joke?
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: It's like I need to know it's.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: A long history because like when I used to go home,
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: she would pick up her kids so I wouldn't beat
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: her up, and my grandmother would go, I hope you're
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: not gonna hit her with the baby in her hands.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: So she's been avoiding an asshle be for a.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Very long time. Yeah, that was I had.
• 34:36
  Speaker 11: The time.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: Did she do time?
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: No, not for this. Now she's not for this.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: She didn't do no time.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: This movie is being developed by Lifetime in Tyder Perry Studios.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: And they get off.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Not only did she get off, because I'm about to
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: hit you so good. Remember this is thirteen years ago, right,
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: So not only does she get off three years ago,
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: my baby is one years of my first Christmas. This
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: bitch go to jail under my name again and again.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: You can look it up. I got it because she
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: was I was young. I'm so sorry because I don't
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: I just don't mess with her. And I tried to
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: be cool. And then she did this ship again three
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: years ago. So my mom called me and I was sick.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: She went Christmas Eve, she went to jail under my name,
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  Speaker 5: my new baby. I'm just so curious as to while
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  Speaker 5: not anybody, why you?
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  Speaker 6: Why not?
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: It could be any identity. She could still got the
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  Speaker 5: I d we look like she don't care. She met
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  Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, drugs No, my own dad.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 5: The way you describe your family hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: It belongs on HBO your stories. You but you can't
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  Speaker 2: go on basic cable.
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  Speaker 5: You can't go on streamingsription show is a hit.
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  Speaker 4: Taking superior.
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  Speaker 2: What would we have we didn't have laughter, very painful
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  Speaker 2: situation and niggas is laughing at your trauma in your
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: face and they would be laughing. They're laughing, they'll be
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: laughing when this goes public. Are you really dealing with it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And this is not a stranger. This is somebody I
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: loved and care to raise their kids. And they're like,
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Like this wild?
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  Speaker 6: They say family.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Family is just people you related to. They don't necessari
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: They don't always be great. These are just people who
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: you are related to. Parents don't always be great. Siblings
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: don't always be great. I mean my siblings would never.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: But sling from the beginning.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: With the worst brother.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, is that the first kid is Canaan Kane.
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  Speaker 1: O the live water.
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  Speaker 4: These niggas is not rocking with you like that.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: They'll kill you for real?
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  Speaker 6: Real bal do you work?
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  Speaker 4: The strangers? Is the relationship I've ever.
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  Speaker 6: Heard an experience?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Oh can and Kane d you start doing crying?
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  Speaker 6: You got you.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: You double jeopardy. You can go commit them, say and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: you got the paper.
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  Speaker 6: I already did this ship time.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: You're going to going to the no no, no, right right
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: right right, you've exactly the bloody that wasn't mean.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all.
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  Speaker 10: Remember yeah, I remember Manians.
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  Speaker 1: A criminal master right now.
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  Speaker 9: Right?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: That's not out three.
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's not out three.
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  Speaker 6: Twisted that writing.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: But when I'm scared of because she was going to
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: like New Orleans and all these places. So I don't
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: know what type of warrants or anything I have in
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: a lot of other states.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: You here, oh, I promise you nobody can steal that
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: material except her.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, seriously, that's that's the ending to the joke
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: right there.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: That is hilarious.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I want to see it on HBO.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: That's a good as has been.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Please know the comedian's man, Kenicia Bus or is it?
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah? That's what you did.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: You need to do this like a thirty minute special
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: to call it Nicia Bus allegedly.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, allegedly is it Bus? Find out soon? BT Kingsley
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and Brandy the Knees make sure.
• 39:59
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• 40:01
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• 40:04
  Speaker 2: comes out on Mondays. Or wherever podcast from, but please
• 40:07
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• 40:12
  Speaker 1: We'll go picture points.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: The next episode, Tamisha Bus Sister Crimes much more, much
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: more interesting than pick your pick your poison?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Would you rather do crimes?
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Or how your sister do crimes?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: All right, what's y'all next time,