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Mark interviews WOR Weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York Mark Simone, he's on sevent ten woof Well.
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  Speaker 2: You know every night at nine o'clock you can hear
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  Speaker 2: the great talk show host and one of the funniest
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  Speaker 2: comedians in America, Jimmy Fayla. Excellent show every night nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight here on seven ten wor and then Saturday
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  Speaker 2: nights he does the best late night show in television
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  Speaker 2: ten o'clock Saturday nights, Fox News Channel. President Trump said
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  Speaker 2: it's a show he never misses on Saturday nights. Jimmy Fayla,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeoh, it's great. And not only does President Trump never
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  Speaker 1: miss my show, the listeners of your show don't miss
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  Speaker 1: it ever since we mentioned it on your show. I
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  Speaker 1: had another couple show up last Thursday. They were from
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  Speaker 1: Sam's Point Long Island. He was a real estate lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we heard you on Simone. It was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we did have to throw him out care
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  Speaker 1: but no, I'm kidding, but they were your listeners. They
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  Speaker 1: were your They're like, yeah, we heard you talking about
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  Speaker 1: to Mark Simoon. We came down so again, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Sans Point is my agent. Classy audience. Now can people
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  Speaker 2: people want to come sit in the audience. What do
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  Speaker 2: they do?
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  Speaker 1: So the tickets If you ever want to go to
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  Speaker 1: the show, it's free, you just have to register. It's
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  Speaker 1: foxacross America dot com. And you can come to Fox
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  Speaker 1: News Saturday night. It's a TV taping. You'll meet all
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  Speaker 1: the Fox Foxes. If that's how you roll, you know,
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  Speaker 1: don't get caught staring in front of.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife, that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: But this week we have Jillian Michaels from the Biggest Loser.
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  Speaker 1: Kennedy's going to be on. My wife's going to be
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  Speaker 1: on because it's Valentine's Day and that's cheaper than buying
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  Speaker 1: her a gift.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, uh. And to go to Fox News, I
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  Speaker 2: go to that building all the time. You have to
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  Speaker 2: show you do photo ID, which is every office building
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  Speaker 2: in New York come to iHeart you got to show
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  Speaker 2: photo ID. Why would these congressmen pretend you don't need
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  Speaker 2: it for an election?
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  Speaker 1: I know. And it's so embarrassing that Obama, of all people,
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  Speaker 1: just came out against voter ID because Obamacare requires photo ID.
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  Speaker 1: Should we be accusing him of healthcare suppression like he's
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  Speaker 1: accusing us of voter suppression? Of course, not. It's a
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  Speaker 1: scam and they can't give you a reason. Okay, everybody
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  Speaker 1: listening knows the Olympics are on right now. If an
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  Speaker 1: Olympic country fought against drug testing as hard as the
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  Speaker 1: Democrats fought against for ID, you go, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: The whole country's on steroids.
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  Speaker 3: It makes sense now, and that's who.
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  Speaker 1: We're watching right now. So I just I hope people
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  Speaker 1: stay on the gas on this one because it's a
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  Speaker 1: real issue. And if you're a Democrat, okay, understand, eighty
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  Speaker 1: four percent of voters want this, including seventy six percent
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  Speaker 1: of black voters. So the idea that the Democrats tell
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  Speaker 1: you they're protecting democracy in one breath and then refuse
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  Speaker 1: to do with eighty four percent of us want in
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  Speaker 1: the next, like there's no bigger middle finger in the
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  Speaker 1: world at the moment, that's not smart.
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  Speaker 2: I would say Chuck Schumer is the single biggest racist
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  Speaker 2: on earth. I've never heard any more racist comment. Then, well,
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  Speaker 2: minority voters can't get photo ID, they don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to get they're incapable of getting it. What the hell
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  Speaker 2: does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Mark? Think about this. If Chuck Schumer remade the movie
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  Speaker 1: Snakes on a plane. Samuel L. Jackson couldn't board.
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  Speaker 3: The plane because he didn't have ID.
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  Speaker 1: He's just sitting there at the baggage plane, yelling at
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  Speaker 1: people for no reason. He never even sees the snakes.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hey, Jimmy Fayla. I don't know if you know
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  Speaker 2: you're in the Epstein files.
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  Speaker 1: You are, well, you know what, my lawyer owes me
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  Speaker 1: a refund, but I'll let you. I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: this is going. No.
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  Speaker 2: I go to the Epstein files, the government site you
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  Speaker 2: can search. I search people I know would be in there.
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  Speaker 2: One day, just for I searched my name. I came
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  Speaker 2: up six times. Nothing bad. He was going to something.
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  Speaker 2: I was at the MC and but so I just
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  Speaker 2: tried you in it. You came up once because somebody
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  Speaker 2: emailed him to tell them about something you said on TV.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. True, Yeah, that's hilarious. Well, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know this, but I met the Clintons at O'Hare
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  Speaker 1: International Airport the night before he was found dead in
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  Speaker 1: his cell. So this is gonna be on my show
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. I'm going to show people the pictures from
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  Speaker 1: the airport so they understand this. Epstein was found dead.
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  Speaker 1: On August tenth, twenty nineteen. Okay, on August ninth, twenty nineteen,
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  Speaker 1: the Clinton flew into O'Hare Airport and they flew in
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  Speaker 1: on the plane that I was basically flying back to
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  Speaker 1: New York on. They flew commercial, and they got off
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  Speaker 1: the plane. They took pictures with anybody there, including myself,
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  Speaker 1: and about eight hours later they announced he was found
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  Speaker 1: dead in his cell. And as crazy as that sounds,
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  Speaker 1: you know, all my conspiracy friends are like, you're the alibi.
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  Speaker 1: I actually they were not like that in any way.
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  Speaker 1: They were very friendly. In fact, Hillary actually gave me
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  Speaker 1: a rope from her purse that she said I could see.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was a nice couch. If they got
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  Speaker 1: him to maybe do a tire swing for your son
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  Speaker 1: or something, I don't know, but that whole story is real.
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  Speaker 1: I really did meet him.
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  Speaker 2: I really the picture. Now on the show, you can
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  Speaker 2: point out you come up. You got one hit there
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  Speaker 2: in the Epstein Files. Some guy's telling them about something
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  Speaker 2: you said on the on the air the night before
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  Speaker 2: and apparently had a real thing for comedians. He's emailing
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  Speaker 2: back and forth with Jackie Martling, Bobby Slayton, Nick DePaulo,
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  Speaker 2: Gilbert Godfried, he was big comedy.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I mean, at least these are
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  Speaker 1: all good comics, you know, wouldn't it bum you out?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if he's he's.
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  Speaker 1: Emailing Jimmy Kimmel, come on, man pressing. So he likes comics.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't agree with his taste in women,
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  Speaker 1: but I do I do agree with his taste in comedy.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to, Oh, there you go, hey Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 2: You got any advice for the men out there? What
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  Speaker 2: should they do for their significant other? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so this is a good one. And it
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  Speaker 1: really depends on how long he's been together. Okay, if
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  Speaker 1: it's new, you gotta do something exciting. Okay, I'm married
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  Speaker 1: twenty years. We got each other tender.
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  Speaker 3: Accounts, like, let's go by somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, But if it's new, if it's new, you're the
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  Speaker 1: guy who has to take the beating. It's like it
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  Speaker 1: or not. You gotta go out, you gotta get the flowers,
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  Speaker 1: You gotta overpay for everything. But you got to commit,
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  Speaker 1: and the only workaround. If anybody's listening right now, who
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  Speaker 1: is broke? Like I was in my single days? I
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  Speaker 1: was driving a taxi I obviously didn't have money. Is
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  Speaker 1: you can commit to things that have that are good ideas,
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  Speaker 1: meaning creativity gets you out of spending money. That is
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  Speaker 1: it like if you're lazy, you know, you get a
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  Speaker 1: Flowers steak, you gotta spend money. There's nothing you can do.
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  Speaker 1: But if you want to work around that, something she
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  Speaker 1: will appreciate more is look around at like what's playing
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  Speaker 1: off Broadway? What kind of free thing is happening tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: and night, because there's some of them might wind up
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  Speaker 1: being pretty cool, like they might. There might be a
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  Speaker 1: movie theater screening love actually, and that's gonna cost you
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  Speaker 1: thirty bucks instead of that nine hundred dollars box of roses.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, And she'll like it, so
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  Speaker 1: you gotta. It's basically what it comes down to. It's
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  Speaker 1: a creativity tax. If you can think of a good idea,
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  Speaker 1: you to save yourself a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta.
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  Speaker 1: You can't think of a good idea, Oh man, this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna hurt.
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  Speaker 2: That's very good advice. Hey, did you watch Pam Bondi
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  Speaker 2: testify yesterday screaming and yelling back and forth to those idiots?
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  Speaker 1: Thought, Yeah, that was a great Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was the best episode of the Real Housewives.
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  Speaker 1: I like they should have gave her a glass of
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  Speaker 1: wine to throw at Jamie Rapkin. And when it comes back,
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  Speaker 1: what it comes back to on this, right is they're
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  Speaker 1: given her hard time. Is there anything more insane than
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  Speaker 1: the Democrats who sat on these files for four years
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  Speaker 1: accusing the people who released them of.
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  Speaker 2: The cover up?
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  Speaker 1: Like? Is there anything crazier than that? And that that
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  Speaker 1: excuse me what they're doing. That's why she's so apoplectic
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  Speaker 1: and good on her. It was absurd. It was very cartoony,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't mind that she did it because those
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  Speaker 1: people need to hear their truth sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, are we're talking of this before? You know what?
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  Speaker 2: The biggest trendious new thing now is for people to
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  Speaker 2: play majong. Used to be old old ladies. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: like a big hot game and like the the hottest
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  Speaker 2: clubs restaurants have majen. Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker started it
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram. But it's very trendy now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't realize my aunt Fran was a trendsetter.
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  Speaker 3: She's eight four years old. I didn't realize.
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  Speaker 1: She was driving the Zeitsgeist, but apparently she is. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's funny. I liked the idea. I've been a
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  Speaker 1: gambling my whole life, man. Like you know, I grew
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  Speaker 1: up in a card planned family at Polish migrants on
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  Speaker 1: my mom's side. My dad's side was Italian, so there
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  Speaker 1: was always a card game, I mean on the polar side.
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  Speaker 1: On the Italian side, it was usually a fixed horse race.
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  Speaker 1: But the point is the money was flowing.
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  Speaker 2: That's good to know. Jimmy Fayl is on every night
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  Speaker 2: here on w o R. You should listen to the
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  Speaker 2: show every night, nine o'clock, nine to midnight, every weeknight.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got on tonight show?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Man, so we got to go in the night.
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  Speaker 1: This is like, we have real adulting to do over
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  Speaker 1: this voter I d thing. I'm furious. So I'm bringing
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  Speaker 1: in Giano cald Well because he wrote a book he's
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  Speaker 1: from Chicago, called Taken for Granted How Obama stiffed the
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  Speaker 1: Black community in Chicago and keeps rape America. So there's
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  Speaker 1: a fun one for me because I get to tell
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  Speaker 1: Obama jokes and he gets to make serious points.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually gonna be a really good show. All right,
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  Speaker 2: that's tonight seven to ten. W o R tonight nine o'clock,
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  Speaker 2: and make sure you watch his Saturday night show at
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  Speaker 2: ten o'clock Fox Newschanne's the best late night show on television.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what you're gonna do there on Saturday?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, So it's we got Jillian is coming by for
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  Speaker 1: the Biggest Loser. We're playing a game because the number
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  Speaker 1: one entree on Valentine's Day is steak for two. That's
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  Speaker 1: for real. That's a real true story that came out
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  Speaker 1: this week. Yes, so we're playing a game with the
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  Speaker 1: panel called steakhouse or gay Bar, and I'm gonna read
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  Speaker 1: them the name of a restaurant and they have to
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  Speaker 1: guess if it's a steakhouse or a gay bar. And
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  Speaker 1: it'll be fun. Kennedy's there, Jillian Michael is my wife.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be it's gonna be nuts. And yeah, if
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  Speaker 2: Free tickets. You gotta be there Friday evening right, free tickets.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good hang.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very good thing to do. That's a
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  Speaker 2: great deff. It's free. It's a perfect date for a
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  Speaker 2: Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: You can be in the audience Valentine's Day. And that's
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  Speaker 1: that cheap option I was talking about earlier in the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where do they go again? Where do they go to?
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  Speaker 1: Foxacross America dot com?
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  Speaker 2: Fox across America dot com. Get the free tickets and
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  Speaker 2: listen to Jimmy Fayla tonight at nine Here on seven
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  Speaker 2: ten w o R. Jimmy Fayla, great stuff, Thanks for
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  Speaker 2: being with you.
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  Speaker 3: You're the best, buddy, See you all right, take care.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great thing to do. Go see it.
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