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29: Patient Gets Arrested for Unplugging Roommates Ventilator | #Isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right, this is I saw this on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: That was the code open of sorts, random podcasts full
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  Speaker 2: of stories and sometimes not at all some stories. Some
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  Speaker 2: days we just talked about Keisha not moving to Atlanta.
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  Speaker 2: gonna be a clever delete. All right, But today's first story.
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  Speaker 2: Hospital patient arrested for allegedly switching off neighbors noisy Ox
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  Speaker 2: has been arrested after she allegedly twice switched off the
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  Speaker 2: oxygen equipment on which a fellow patient depended on because
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  Speaker 2: it was too noisy. German authorities said the public prosecutors
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  Speaker 2: off the Southwest German City of Mannheim obtained a warrant
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  Speaker 2: for the seventeen seventy two year old woman's arrest. She
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  Speaker 2: was brought before the Magistrate Investigating Judge of Mannheim Local
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  Speaker 2: Court on Wednesday. She was later admitted to admitted to
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  Speaker 2: a correctional facility. The Manheim Police said in a statement
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  Speaker 2: she turned it off from trying to see what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Although the subst was informed by household staff the oxygen
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  Speaker 2: supply was a vital measure, she allegedly turned off the
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  Speaker 2: device again at her oh she turned off at eight
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  Speaker 2: after feeling disturbed, and then they told her it was
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  Speaker 2: a vital measure, and she came back and turned off
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  Speaker 2: at nine. The seventy nine year old woman had to
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  Speaker 2: be resuscitated.
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  Speaker 3: I'm unplugged, my breathing. Ain't a lot box on the
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  Speaker 3: court on the thing. Why is it so easy to
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  Speaker 3: kill me?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, could you imagine being seventy nine of the roommate.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, why do they put two people in the
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  Speaker 4: same room? Anyway? God damn, she got visitors. Everybody come
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  Speaker 4: to see Batty, especially like.
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  Speaker 1: Who want to go to heaven? First? Do you want
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  Speaker 1: to go to heaven tonight? Because about it. It's the
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  Speaker 1: eventual of her laying in the bed trying to see
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  Speaker 1: she's just here pool.
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  Speaker 3: She's just like, man, really like, you don't immediately go there.
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  Speaker 3: You have to be driven to that point. You don't
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  Speaker 3: sing a couple of songs. She swag serves a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: The hospitals need no equipment in the body's. Hospitals got
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  Speaker 3: noisy equipment, you know, like they send people million dollar
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  Speaker 3: bills and people laugh. I ain't paying for that, and
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  Speaker 3: then that's what happens.
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  Speaker 1: Right, But you ain't got She ain't got a noise cancing.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't got it.
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  Speaker 4: She got three walls like and this she is going. Listen,
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  Speaker 4: my pain medication in war, My ID is this. We're
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  Speaker 4: gonna do something.
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  Speaker 1: Is this medicaid? Peopulls fire? What's that thing called fire detector?
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  Speaker 1: In that videos? Bothers me? Take it out. You don't
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  Speaker 1: hear that.
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  Speaker 3: That was happening in her room, please, lord.
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  Speaker 4: It's her time.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill her. No,
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  Speaker 3: he don't unplug. I ain't gonna I'm gonna do it,
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  Speaker 3: all right, cool coogle, I know what I did. It
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  Speaker 3: was wrong, you know, she ain't got to move me?
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  Speaker 1: That was that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't even realize. Why don't you move the
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  Speaker 3: person trying to un blood me? First of all, man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to plug my jitter, but I ain't even know. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in there cussing the mind. Why do not they
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  Speaker 3: move my grandma?
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  Speaker 1: Brother? Lady did it one time?
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  Speaker 3: Mood a lady from my grandma. See if there was
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  Speaker 3: medicaid hospital, they would have just rolled her bed in
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  Speaker 3: the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to be how about Florencia light?
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  Speaker 3: Take that with you?
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  Speaker 4: That is kind of like an inconvenience though, Like if
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  Speaker 4: I'm not on oxygen, why do I.
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  Speaker 1: Have to Why I can open the window? Put me
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  Speaker 1: in the sad motor skills. I'm out here, I'm plugging stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Put me with the people.
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  Speaker 4: They can get around and go around the sheet her side.
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  Speaker 1: I don't work for her. I'm not her helper. Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask me to turn the machine down.
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  Speaker 3: He turned the oxygen down to thirty y'all, don't have
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  Speaker 3: me hit the dolls and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I could turn it off. You know what.
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  Speaker 3: Probably pulled that plug so hard, Like if you're frustrated,
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  Speaker 3: you're not gently that lady hurt her struggling.
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  Speaker 1: Turn it off. I'm paying Let the little spark flying stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But machine. The sound of that bothered you, but not
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  Speaker 4: the sound of this.
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  Speaker 3: Lady died here and start singing the songs and making.
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  Speaker 1: No I'm in a big move. What now you got
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  Speaker 1: to shut it? Look like she was hired. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even to you here.
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  Speaker 4: Get a couple of I want.
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  Speaker 3: To see her before, like as it was, just facing
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  Speaker 3: her bed and looking at her to unplug that ship.
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  Speaker 1: To do it, I'll do it well.
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  Speaker 4: I had to know which I'm sure there was a
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  Speaker 4: lot of chords. If she's on a machine, she got
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  Speaker 4: a lot of stuff with that.
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  Speaker 3: That you can just do it there and watch the
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  Speaker 3: path of the machine, like hold on.
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  Speaker 1: She said that that blueing, that's the chord right there.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see where it going at.
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  Speaker 4: Because there's a lot of chords over there with it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad.
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  Speaker 3: You got my grandma plugged up with a power strips
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  Speaker 3: from Walmart, and this lady, this lady up plugged my
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  Speaker 3: grandma surge protected. She just hit the little red but
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  Speaker 3: clear the whole ship you.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine riding you. They call you to the hospital because
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  Speaker 2: your grandma, Like what happened? What happened this nigga from
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  Speaker 2: here unplug.
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  Speaker 3: Were moving the chair that bitch kicks out the wall,
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  Speaker 3: like come on, man, like, y'all gotta do better than
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  Speaker 3: this with our elders.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all gotta protect our grandmama. It's not funny. My grandma
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  Speaker 1: got like fell out the bed like in the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: They was like, she feil bro. We were like, nigga,
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  Speaker 3: what why was you at on the ground Like.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff shouldn't be funny, but it is, like your life
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  Speaker 2: is funny. We're at my brother's funeral, right, this is
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  Speaker 2: not funny, but I did laugh post They all his
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  Speaker 2: kids is there and his wife were all sad.
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  Speaker 1: They like leaning on the casket.
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  Speaker 3: Daddy gone, Daddy gone. They pushing it and the thing
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  Speaker 3: is like, oh no. I'm like, hey, hey, I know
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  Speaker 3: we said it's gonna be worse. If you knocking, it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be worse. You're gonna have to grieve standing up
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  Speaker 3: like I'm like, heys like twelve, y'all up here. This
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  Speaker 3: guy's getting miss y'all y'all pushing it at different parts.
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  Speaker 1: Of the thing. If I'm at a funeral and they
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  Speaker 1: the casket over. I am not plain. That was so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. My brother's kids were.
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  Speaker 3: They were mad because we had a gospel playlist on
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  Speaker 3: ahead of the funeral and it was loud.
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  Speaker 1: And it was loud because Martin said was never want
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  Speaker 1: a man. He felt like he was there turn this off.
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  Speaker 3: I said, y'all, y'all asking people at church to turn
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  Speaker 3: what do you want to way? A little baby? We
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  Speaker 3: need the most of them live in Atlanta. Wait, little
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  Speaker 3: baby that would have been like that in this setting.
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  Speaker 3: He would understand why. I mean, never would have made it.
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  Speaker 3: That's an odd choice, like don't that's they weren't wrong
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  Speaker 3: because I was also to their.
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  Speaker 1: Point, he didn't mean.
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  Speaker 3: Marvin is really talking about the situation like choose or nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Like we found down, but wee get up, but we
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  Speaker 1: don't like a lot of contact. Funeral.
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  Speaker 3: Mar really at the funeral, guy, can you do all
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  Speaker 3: the inappropriate gospels for funerals?
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  Speaker 4: Please text CAF. I was genially concerned. CAF had been
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  Speaker 4: on my heart.
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  Speaker 1: I won't pro play, and I reached I've had some
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  Speaker 1: good days. I've had some time.
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  Speaker 4: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: Plead guilty on Friday.
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  Speaker 2: The cheating the government out of eight hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 2: six thousand dollars or thirteen years of telling lies, including
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  Speaker 1: He just winning.
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  Speaker 3: John Bill sixty four of New York had skipped work
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  Speaker 3: for a total of three and a half years well,
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  Speaker 3: claiming to be working on a project for the CIA
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  Speaker 3: and other jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who did he work?
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  Speaker 2: District US Attorney Office and the EPA Inspector General said
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  Speaker 2: the statement. The top DPA said he he all see falsely.
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  Speaker 2: The top EPA administrator said he also falsely claimed to
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  Speaker 2: never completed. He worked at the EPA since nineteen eighty
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  Speaker 2: eighty nine and was given a three year, twenty five
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  Speaker 2: percent bonus to stay with EPA that instead lasted thirteen years.
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  Speaker 1: So basically, he told his DEPA job, listen, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. So he's like, listen, come here, man,
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  Speaker 1: come here, close the door. Don't tell nobody malaria.
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  Speaker 4: You don't need to come in if you cross, he's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you cross your fingers, promised to say teddy, you
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  Speaker 3: said it's a malaria person.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody, nobody, check, nobody just coming and be like, I
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  Speaker 4: can't edit no more pull on this special man.
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  Speaker 1: But they did that for thirteen years. Who's driving? Who's
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  Speaker 1: I still gotta I still got the drive though. You
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  Speaker 1: got an uncle who did that before. He's he's uh.
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  Speaker 3: He had a side chick and a side baby. But
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  Speaker 3: he used to dip all the time. He told her
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  Speaker 3: he was a secret agent, but he's like five three.
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  Speaker 1: Dark cruise five three he was.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever you gotta do is catch him calling and see
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  Speaker 3: how I had check one time and then you did
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  Speaker 3: you just hang up the phone like whoa, hey this
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  Speaker 3: is this is top secret.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you do this. Hey, they might have start coming
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  Speaker 1: after you. No, you know, just on the cover.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I can't with his wife.
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  Speaker 2: So the funniest part is around twenty eleven he.
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  Speaker 1: His manager he fake retired as well.
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  Speaker 2: His e BA manager believe Bill had retired if he
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  Speaker 2: did not seem the e b A officers again, managers
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  Speaker 2: covered in twenty twelve that Bill was still getting pay check.
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  Speaker 1: And they paid him.
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  Speaker 4: The manager don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He told every person what they needed to hear. He
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  Speaker 2: told the payroll person, I'm working with the CIA. He
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  Speaker 2: told the Bosston, I'm retired.
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  Speaker 4: Pages typically worked for the CIA.
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  Speaker 1: He a double agent.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, there's no background.
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  Speaker 3: Don't recycle, right, so all that trash is all kind
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  Speaker 3: of evidence.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: That's why he had to get with the g p A.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: There see what the recyclings going, you know what I'm saying,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: And then that way he could track down.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: The environmental terrorism is legit.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's completely possible. Not very plausible, but it's possible.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: But the government trying to tell me they can't clean
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: up the homeless population the LA, it's.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Not because it's eighty six thousand, hent eighty six thousand
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and then another five hundred thousand in fees for the
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: lives privilege caught up with him. Board Damn, he never
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: gonna pay that money. I eventually he got caught because
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: of the parking space.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: With somebody was like, he ain't gonna be retired and
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: in the malarious section in LA for sure. One thousand.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Listen, you could worry to se Yeah, you can keep
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: the check. I don't care about nothing.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: How you live, but you.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Ain't about to park in the malaria section, not on
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: my That's why iw the line.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gona talk to everybody your whole operation, because if
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: we don't have order, we don't have nothing.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to walking all the way from the back
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: of the parking lot because mister malaria over here and
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: sing one mosquito.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I can't even come to work with COVID. But he.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, he wasn't trying to pay the two.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know I got that on the cover.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Probably came in after. Yeah, he parked there once. It
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: was like I'm telling him, he's like, you retired, you know, Like,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: hell no, she saw her checking was wrong. Okay. I
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: guess what. I guess who don't be here? Evil? I
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: came here.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I guess we're not retired? Hello, hello, authoritists. Yes, somebody's
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: stealing the money because.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: It ain't me.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: They won't give me no raise. But guess who don't
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: even be here? I'm out, I'm taking lunch.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Authorities.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Listen, let me tell you what. Anybody you know have malaria?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: What made it from overseas to here?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Okay? Got it? Our government? Listen?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: One of the things that to your point, I used
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: to think at all that we used to be pitching
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: for like brandis and stuff, and people would be so scared.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, God, we're gonna pitch you know, Amazon Studios.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Or this, and I'm like, it's just somebody our age
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: that works over there. They are not special, smart super soldiers.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: They just at their job. The government ain't nothing but
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: the best people who skirt the rules working down at
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: the government office. They're not special or smarter. They're going
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: to see little baby this weekend. They're going to see
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: future when he pulls up.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you talking about. The fee, uh
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the march mad is just like you are. Work at
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: that good government job. My brother worked at. That was
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: the best job in the coma. He was. He running
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: food stam scam.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of him, the best.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Anybody. That was the best job I ever had.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I will say that you're a quame kill Patrick shout
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: out to Kwame. When I first starting to.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: The they called it trying to black. Madonna's kind of
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: like the black the Detroit Black Panthers.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Got it. You said what you were talking past?
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: What did you say was his dad and the triangle,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: the Shrine of the Black, Shrine of the Black.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: And then my uncle and him are like, so that
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: was the best job I ever had.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Kwame kill Patrick.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: My daddy was like listening, No, no, no papers, paper
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: there's no paperwork. Like I used to go to motor City,
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: can see.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: How to get That's a great They have great hotel
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: rooms there.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I look at my check. I used to go get pay.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I was like, so how much I makee He's like,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: just whenever that run out? I said, I'm going to Summerset.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I can run out tonight.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: What do you mean rock out?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: That was the best job from New Center eateries and
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: that was the best job.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Bring them while they was.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: He brought us food. He brought us chicken and waffles
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: because he was like downtown by this chicken and waffle spot.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: That was the best job I ever had. Couldn't say
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: what it did, But how.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I knew he was.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I knew they was gonna get him out of here.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: When I used to Detroit, he had a billboard, the
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: billboard big as dime.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: He in his ear.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I said, my first joke used to be when y'all
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: man album coming down hard.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: The super Bowl and Detroit when they ride Mike Tyson
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: that year we went.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: To uh Detroit like that time time. Yeah, list.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Nothing about you being Mike Tyson.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, did you get him?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Pas?
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: The first who has to check you ride my sight
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: and everybody got to check in and you get.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: To when I go to my show, do I have
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to check in?
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: You might need to you call my family, come out a.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Check in rib.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: So we went. It was all these parties, right, So
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: the party, I think it was a Lasim what was
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: it called. The tickets was three hundred dollars right, So
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: everybody's like, we ain't going. So me and my one
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: friend was like, we want we're gonna go. We bought
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: the three hundred dollar tickets. We get there, the line
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: it's crazy and let nobody in. So we just chilling.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: So the security guard I noticed that we ain't tripping,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: so he was like, you know what, y'all come on,
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: So we go in. They never checked our tickets, so
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: he was like, oh, we call a ticket master tomorrow.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: We didn't get in, so then we get in. We
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: bought like a VIP ticket, but we get upstairs, it's
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: another whole VIP section. Like we're Diddy and everybody is
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: at or whatever. Yeah, so we get up there and we're like, yo,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: this ain't we thought we was playing for like the
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: actual dis is. Damn their general population. We just upstairs.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: So we figured out, like, I'm gonna get over there
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: in my homegirls like whatever your boy. So I'm thinking
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: it's one of the homies, you know, somebody. I'm like, cool.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: When I turned and look it was kwawm, I'm like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: oh shit, kwami. He like what you're doing? Come on?
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: We had the mayor the next day, like nobody else.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Over there over a person.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Know.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: He really was bringing up to the city. I mean
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: he was. He was doing with every other marriag Due.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: They was just on him because he was young. Say
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: you know you had to be a little and really
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: he got caught up on some personal stuff like okay,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: what they get him for. How he ended up getting caught.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the lies. Yeah, he was a good mayor, but
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: he got out there something.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I was an uptown one day and I was he
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: was standing around like, yeah, man, got at the.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Comedy club coming.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: He always things for the city though. He was bringing
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: a lot to the city for real.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: The Super Bowl that's hilarious.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Your mayor being like over there, what you're doing the administration?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Let them that's the movie.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Job.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Listen, that was the best job. And I was mad.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Jo y'all got them out office like that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Your check is mad. That's boy, that's great.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Somebody three card pork table.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Some people are smart in the government. Mm hmmm.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I'm certain there are, but everybody it's just relative. It
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: ain't the collection of the smartest of the smart people
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: in the patreons.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Like I worked for the government, I'm smart. I ain't
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: say you was dumb. I'm just saying I went home, right.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: The whole point you work for the government. You watched that.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but people think that if you got a good job,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: you don't have no time to waste. Oh that's the
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: more hot up you have the best job, the less
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: actual work you have to Women have learned how to
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: watch a series with only captures.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You read right.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: We was at the taking it when I was just home.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: We was up late. She's like, I'm probably just coming
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: in late tomorrow. And my my friend was like, so,
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: niggas is coming to your courtroom to get a rain
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: and you just gonna get there.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: When you get there.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: It's the weekend. I mean, the ain't gonna be able
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: to get out to a Monday.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: What it is, baby, When I tell you my best
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: job paying was Boeing least amount of work done.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I was watching free movies on YouTube. I was like
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: watching for it today.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Work hard to get to the level to.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Close your office door or work. Come on now, so
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I know y'all with them good jobs right now. Patreon
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: y'all like I put this on my Patreon and put
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the schedule this week, and it's like, oh, let me
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: set my calendar around this, like you're unavailable all day Thursday.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: What you got? I got plenty of things I got.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be tied up from around twelve to
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: don't even come in here. I am just swapped phone
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: like Ronnie Jordan kes shot to everybody at my DM
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: saying they watching too. I didn't have man, I.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Mean you got about to go back.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I like you on the show. We need to get Kesha. Man,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: that's we gotta.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Come from some merched.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: That's what you want to get some nephew.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: People want to comments me. I was looking at something
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: a while back like that's why she ain't got no, man.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I got a whole nigga at home. Put
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: me a brisket in the crock pipe.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about, y'all?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Brisket? You don't work like you work one in the
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: crack pipe play before I leave. I'm like, I don't
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: even know what that is. That's like fifteen pounds. Like okay,
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: he shot a brisket in the product.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Like okay, that's your fellow.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: This is off camera.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Said, anybody got to know everything. Come on your morning.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: You see you did the right thing. You come there
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: and you've got some brisket, got you y'all? Owe me
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: a plate, my brisket. Bring my ship up here?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, you watching it? Wrap it up? Bring it up here?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: An episode with the random question generator. I think we
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: start with running this time. Today's random question. If you
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: were required to have a job of some type, but
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: you didn't need the money from it to survive, what
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: job would you choose? This is a regular job, not
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: the type of jobs we do.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: If you required to have a job but you didn't
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: need the money, you didn't.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Need the money, but you just got to go up
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: in there from nine to five, what job would you choose.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Can't be comedy or podcasting them. It's not real in
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: this sense.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Jordan, Hmmm, I can't own the studios.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: That's your job now regular nine five W two. You
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: gotta ask her time off.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Tyler would be.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Like a uh one of them Benny Honig dudes out
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: there flipping the ship, would you really?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's it's still like the stage. They don't
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: have new stuff though.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I would be a different ship. I'll be doing like
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: collar greens and ship. It'll be it'll be different tricks.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: You made different foods on the grind. Oh yeah, I'm
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: gonna bring a whole new wave to the whole Hubachi game.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: We're gonna got your soul food infusion and yeah yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna be on a good
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: more in America immediately, it's gonna it's gonna be up there.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Then yeah, stuff, you can't see a scrambling They have
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: a Mexican in the valley. Well, I'm gonna do houses.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say white house isn't watch you. Also, Rod,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: we could do the new first Hibachi waft houses where
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: the white house cook is facing you. Okay, And now
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: you're sitting around them. We got Now they gotta be
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: face worthy, though some.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Of them we gotta have. But we're gonna have black bottle.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Now you just made a bottle. Girls. They they're now
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: gonna have B B L s. Is hilarious of house
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: is it's not like a country song. The waffle house
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: is a chees but that.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Text tone, it's the same thing.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Why amount of grits?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: And then they lay on fire and got the little
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I'm ruined every go to because I'm a lergic shrimp
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: and he got to do like my old section with
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: no shrimp and all the tricks she having over here.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: He's like chicken.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: You can't throw He dide volcanoes and ship on your food,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: flipping trimp in everybody's mouth.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I don't like hot stuff in my mouth anyway.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Why is that not man I didn't know that wasn't
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: manly until it's all on social media.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: But why is that not manly?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: A man shooting and shrimp into your mouth, he's shooting it.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think a man is supposed to catch anything
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: from another dude in the mount your mouth, y'all seals,
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: you would want to be this with the seal that
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: can catch the fish. You wouldn't want to be with
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: the seal that the fishes fly on the side of
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: their mouth and slide down. That's not the one skinny sealing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: It's my paws, y'all. Don't do that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Ship, don't give you, don't put your fish at me.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Be So if you had a six to five dude,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: electrical dude.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: He does everything money, brisk, but he catches them in
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: his mouth, you're out.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I'm out catching shrimp out.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: What if when he catches like he bites down. It's
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: not like like, oh it's.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Hot standing face.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: No, Why is it so easy for nobody to get
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: you over your mouth? Let you let the stranger get
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: you over your mouth. He's still cooked at me eating
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: the beans.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: That is the flag on the place I'm dinner is
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: over the Bible. Ya, you're and man.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Had a good time, girl, girl, I'm back outside because
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I'm in here eating shrimp would be all being raised
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: the head and ship.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: What we missed it?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Scampy He got garden water running down his chin.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Now what and when you come back?
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: But I'm supposed to be and so you want to
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: catch him with his hand and then eat it with
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: it is that I want.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I want you to have it. I want you to
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: be offended at this girl. Man even it better be
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: a fight at the harbachi place, because he even tried that.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Don't make it worse when you walking out, he's like
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: eating the cherry off the two picks of the market.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: You tied it and not like I can't.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I've ruined up.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: I've ruined a lot of days getting Shirley Temple. I
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: did not know people were so anti. That's the best
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: way to do spring with. Don't come on or available,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: like are you serious?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: You're really gonna have a Shirley Temple? And then we
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: have the nice time.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Doesn't give chicken tender energy like it's just it's like chicken.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Temple exactly.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: You can't know.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: I'm telling them to put it in the glass strong.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: All the reason is the men.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: You don't tell you what kind of glass you get,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: so you see something to be like, these ingredients are
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: all the things I messed. They're gonna put a little
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: apple slice in that you eat apple and drinking coming.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: A regular is strong. And now they tell you how
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: many times that's happened to me? They bringing it just
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: a pineapple like, okay, y'all to say it was ordered to.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Drink and be like, hey, put this in a manly glass.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: And then when they bring that little little because you
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: got still I said a man, I'm alway for the president.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Margarita from the Mexican spot with the burrito, I.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Do strawberry, put the sugar on.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: The thing on the rim, Yeah, watermelon margit with burritos.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So you just anti Shirty Temple, anti martini.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: You definitely can't drink martini with me, Shirley Temple.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: They got the hut. It's just what he rips the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: stem out and then just he don't take it like
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: it doesn't know. It's just like.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Shrimping, your mind flying in your mouth and the martini.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: That's I'm out.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: But shirty tip is okay. I mean, what if he has.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: That's where that's.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What if he could tie it into a bowl, if
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: you could.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Tide into a bowl, imagine what he could do. But
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: you just shouldn't be tinding What if he eats the
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: orange like m hmmbaut orange like that cherry that's.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Just look like balls.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: You can't you know what I'm saying, sir, I'm not
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: trip don't.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: It has a Charlie Temple, has a very soft name.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: It feels very much like somebody run up on us
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: right now. I gotta protect you.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: But I'm not mad at it about Rogers.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: What Rogers just a shirty temple in a dark beverage.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It's just what Rogers, just coke and grenadine.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I've been why would have?
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  Speaker 3: Because that was that was her name after she got
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: married Shirley Temple Blair. Yeah, when she was an ambassador.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I've renamed that whole thing, right, I called it an
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: ash Banks. I don't know why it's a black child female.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I never heard of anybody being anti Martini before you,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Kisha Martin.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: She's gonna be like Martinis in arm up. But my
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: man don't do nothing to have soup? Can he blow
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the soup? Can the ice cream cone? But yeah, ice cream?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: What about what?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I don't believe some of the stuff like man can't
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: order to deserve this time? Like that's some of that
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: is just wild. A grown man throwing anything in your
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: mouth is never That's.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Why that okay? So what about okay? What about when
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: the people is going to Salt Bay's restaurant?
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: If you letting salt Bay. The nigganame is salt based
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: for nothing. Nobody let him doing anything in your week and.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Put the salt on my ship like forty and he's
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: like sprinkled me man, and then salt.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Sprinkling on your steak. But any in your mouth?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nah No, that's four hundred dollars for a
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: prime the getting constant by this Italian white man that Spain,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: this man from Spain, salt baby in there putting meat
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: in everybody mouth.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Yoh, why y'all doing it? I just want to walk
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: around like, hey, why y'all keep If y'all keep doing it,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep doing it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: You said your next if you require to have a
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: type of job or sometimes but you didn't need the
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: money to survive what you choose.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I probably work in like a water park. Oh I
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: I have one.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: That's a good job. I know you like if you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: like drinking. But most of the time you got to
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: tell people what to do. You know, you don't need
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: who I get.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: One kid's up from the pool and oh he threw
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: up on his own? Is he drying? He's just throwing up?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Get in here.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: What would you work? Work like?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Hurricane Harbor like one of the time something like that.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, do the other people at the job know that
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: I don't need the job.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: It's a great clarifying question.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Because I am a little worried about like the dynamic
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: between people who need it and me just like goofing around,
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: you know, because eventually they figure it out. I don't
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: really care about get because am I working like a
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: greeting card company, but like I don't need it, Like
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get real experimental with the cards. Meanwhile, other
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: people like, Yo, I'm trying to nail it. I'm trying
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: to yo happy Birthday from him. It's my category this year. Meanwhile,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I'm in like, okay, what if what if we just
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: do something like a like a mad Live you fill
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: it in with your stuff, you know what I'm saying,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Like I'm doing different.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't know. They think you have the job
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: for real.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I might be pretty popular in there though. At Hallmark,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: you never thought about the whole You can come up
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: with this abortion cards like sorry you had to have
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: an abortion. Yeah, I'm pitching stuff like that. They need cars,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Like dang, that's playing cards. I hope you took it,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: or like you want to get cards slat it got
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: a little that's that's it right there, playing B cards.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: That's the that's what came in for. We came like
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: you had a very specific gift card company.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You could call it very specific.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Gift cards, okay, and people would be like, because that
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: you don't find that in CD.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Like that'll go as shark tank. I feel like you
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: don't find those cards at.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: If you know that the card for the next morning,
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: that little forty dollars that I said, you got a
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: little slop sick to forty in there, a little Uber
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: home card you get you put a little Uber gift
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: card in.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: There, just you know you were great about to see you.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: So hopefully that is hilarious.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Don't charge that in this room.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: But the room be empty.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Not not Hopefully is the lips hopefully hopefully you God
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: willing you. I don't know you well enough to know your.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Gonna be sold out.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: You can't nowhere else and you can never sell those
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: now even though they sell the the plan being they
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: can't sew the car. Playing B card is very classy
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: because you got to see it right better registered like, hey,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: look at you hey, bro, they got they could be
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: right on the phone. That's gonna be on the first
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: thing you're gonna put your phone out. They got playing
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: b bro. You could charge double because you're them. Companies
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Carmark can never sell that. You can never sell that, CBS, Walgreens,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: they can't sell that stuff.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You have no competition.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: M M.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I think we think yourself. Let me see if playing
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: B cards nobody needs to know me.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm behind, I'm hiding the address.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: That's hard, all right, Kevin, what would you do?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: My funnest job was working at a daycare, really with
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: school age kids. Because school age kids, you don't have diapers,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: you don't have mistakes, none of that stuff. They are
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: fun at games. They play dodgeball. Actually, take that back,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: even funner. I worked at a summer camp. The best
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: all we gotta do is play man Hunt dodgeball. We're
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: going Sunday camp in Tacoma.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Okay, you gotta be specific because LA is
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: gonna be different. That's a different camp. First, you gotta
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: choose the side that's number one. You can't be coming
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: up here like this.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Was a very easy summer camp. It was the only
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: bad thing about it is. That job was only six
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: weeks long and summer was ten weeks long, so I
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: had to get another job working at the fair, and
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I had to I had two jobs. The first majority
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: of the fair. I had to grill onions all day.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Oh man, big old buckets of onions. Bruh, because I
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: would go to buy her house after work a big
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: old thing of butter, cover the grill with that, open
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: a bucket of onions, grill onions socks, slide them over
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: for the burger person. And then when I was done
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: with that, I had to dip corn dogs. And corn
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: dog batter is very thick, so eventually it's you end
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: up you having like you have a corn dog line
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: in your thumb. At the end of the day, you
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: don't ever want to eat a burger or a corn
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: dog ever again.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: And I do that for three weeks and corn dogs.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: That's how petty I think that would be.
• 44:00
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• 44:02
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