Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 296: There on That Day
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- 0:00From as long as the biggest and big will not be on that ship.
- 0:07Even though Elsie likes that ship, yes he does. No, that's the
- 0:14one where he was like, you're like, no, that's the one where
- 0:17where he was like, ever since I was a child going to McDonald's,
- 0:19always get it big. You you said you like that ship? Oh,
- 0:22I said, I said, yeah. For some reason, I was like,
- 0:25it's like I gotta go back and listen to it. It's all right
- 0:28y, all right, yeah, I'll go back. Hey all you people,
- 0:32Hey, your people can Hey, we just thought about theast the greatest
- 0:37ever podcast, the greatest favorite podcast. You and c what do we do?
- 0:43Oh? No? Oh yeah? Who are we? And what do
- 0:45we do? You got the interest? Yeah? You know it's your boy
- 0:48Lama aka doctor Waffle. You're not tuning into the not that serious podcast.
- 0:53It feels like m p R. Yeah, that's that's just when my voice
- 0:57sounds like, I'm sorry, it is your boy Lama. K doc keens
- 1:03in the building. I was about to say we gotta do it backwards,
- 1:08but then we would ended with m J and m JSON would have been the
- 1:12LS Michael, all right, order has been? Is this episode one?
- 1:30What are they doing? They have they different podcasting before changing the format doing
- 1:40ship. I was just trying to get the white boards. We should do
- 1:42what we should we keep forgetting. We should do an episode where we do
- 1:47like a grass a drastic like, uh, change the format format and we
- 1:51do it for like three episodes? D episode? What's how you do that?
- 1:59So we cool? We could do like how remember when we accidentally uploaded
- 2:01like the wrong one like that on purpose? We could do that. We
- 2:06could do that. Yeah, we need to put the same episode out for
- 2:08a month. Can we just keep recording new one? We just what we
- 2:16do is we have the same episode, but each week we released like them.
- 2:21So yeah, no, I'm sorry. In my head I got it
- 2:25once to start speaking one come out. So what I'm saying is each week
- 2:30we make the episode long, so it's all the same episode. So like
- 2:32first week they get fifteen minutes, next week they get thirty minutes of it,
- 2:36next week they get forty five minutes of it. Yo, nickeling and
- 2:42died. We take it two months break. We haven't recorded it months.
- 2:47It's still episodes. I would like that a fifteen minute episode. The comments
- 2:53we would get, they would it is two hours long, but it's only
- 2:59fifteen What happened to the audio? I call it you fifteen minutes, but
- 3:02it's just looping the same fifteen that's hell, that's perfectly no. No,
- 3:07what you do is you just cut the audio out so the visual is still
- 3:10there, so you see us reacting to ship. Now you know what you
- 3:14do? Yes, you know, yes, two hours of that, but
- 3:17the audio is only for the first fifteen minutes, and then like ten minutes
- 3:22in the middle it picks up. No, sid, it's nothing for like
- 3:29forty five minutes, and then there's like three minutes of sound and then we
- 3:34cut off and getting that here and out. That's it, dude, what's
- 3:38the best podcast set? There? Cuts off? And then is that you?
- 3:44Oh yeah, I got the it's for us. Make a bunch of
- 3:46fake accounts, like the audio is working for us, then a bunch of
- 3:50fake accounts. NCS Fan twenty two. Y'all better be safe. Next up,
- 3:54one of the best episodes ever. Wow, I hate these fucking podcasts.
- 4:00You'll be safe next year. That's good Fools is up? Oh yeah,
- 4:04we're gonna come with some ship, na come with some heat. That's
- 4:08the White Boy. Next day before who left the white boy white boy in
- 4:14the picture of the dang the white guy that looks like Drake, that white
- 4:17man what Drake has the Internet? And I figured out who that man is?
- 4:23A Caucasian Drake huh has the Internet? And I figured out who that
- 4:27mean because you know, quick, Drake's final form. That's not a real
- 4:30person, just Drake. It's like an edit. I thought it was a
- 4:32real person person. I'm pretty sure he's really lying. I think that's a
- 4:38real person that just looks like Drake, just like Troy Aikman looks like No,
- 4:43it's like a regular person. But they like kind of like edited it
- 4:46has. I think that is a person that just looks like Drake. I
- 4:48don't think that was really Yeah, yeah, bro, there's a white guy
- 4:53in the streets that that looked like a black dude that looks like John Cena.
- 4:57I don't want to see a black person that, I mean a white
- 4:58person that looks like me. It looks like John ConA. I know how
- 5:01they had like Troy Aikman and Jay Z look exactly like an Asian guy looks
- 5:06like Mike. That's sorry, sorry, sorry for you buddy over there,
- 5:13like you're well, money gun, what's up? He's like, he just
- 5:25makes black people fried chicken jokes? Who is this? Who is this Black
- 5:30JOHNSONA? I need to see this. Let me fine the thang. I'm
- 5:34pretty sure he's British. Let me see named John JOHNSONA. Are you gonn
- 5:43show us picture of black John Cena? Is it just gonna be a dark
- 5:46room, It's just gonna be a shadow nice Brendan Cabina, that's his name.
- 5:55But everyone getting ready for the Are you smarter than the fifth grader Keenan?
- 6:00Yeah? I don't know. Are you smarter than Keenan fifth grade or
- 6:05current es? This man? Oh? I've seen that. Yeah, Yeah,
- 6:15I remember that this guy. I remember that I was just looking at
- 6:18Yeah, I remember seeing this guy. I remember that Black John Cena.
- 6:24He does kind of look all right, y'all. Andrey Eigman does like Jay
- 6:30Z correct, and Meryl Streep does look like future. This is all.
- 6:35It's all facts. I can't even imagine a white burden of myself. I
- 6:40don't gonna see it. I'm disgusted. All right, number your boards one
- 6:46through five. I'm ready, Freddy. First question, identify the prepositional phrase
- 6:53in this sentence I got the last time we did this, I got it
- 6:58wrong during the live show, So good luck. Exactly the sentence is I
- 7:03like the movie about the Pirates. What's the prepositional phrase in the sentence?
- 7:11I like the movie about the pirates? What's the prepositional phrase? I'll tell
- 7:19you it's more than two words, or it's more than one word. I
- 7:28don't know. That's okay. Second question, where are the world's highest mountains
- 7:33located? Or what is the mountain chain called? Is the chain? Good
- 7:46luck? Keenan go from some geography to science. Which two gases make up
- 7:55most of the Earth's atmosphere? We'll call that a double pointer, since there's
- 8:05two answers atmosphere. What two gases make up the most of the Earth's atmosphere?
- 8:20And now on to some social studies. The stripes on the US flag
- 8:26represent what? Okay? And last question, it's math. You might need
- 8:48a little bit of spice. The area of a rectangular room one wall is
- 8:52eleven feet and the other is fourteen feet. What is the area of the
- 8:58room? One wall is eleven feet, the other wall is fourteen feet.
- 9:09And yeah, those are our five questions for the day. Hope you're playing
- 9:13along at home. Don't try to drive and write at the same time.
- 9:18Remember the answers in your head. It's okay. If you can't get the
- 9:22math right, that's all right too. But yeah, but I still don't
- 9:31know what a prepositional phrase is. I'm gonna be completely honest, even even
- 9:35by looking at it. I mean, I know the answer, but I
- 9:41don't know what it means. I probably should but ah, you guys ready,
- 9:48yeah, yeah, all right. First question, prepositional phrase of the
- 9:52sentence. I like the movie about the Pirates. I said about the Pirates,
- 9:56About the Pirates, I said about the I didn't put ah it was
- 10:01a Pirates. You two got it right. About the Pirates is the propositional
- 10:05phrase. While you go to the next one, I'm going to look a
- 10:07prepositional thank you. Where are the world's highest mountains mountain chain, Himalayas,
- 10:13Himalayas correct, Keenan, I said to Appalation mountains, Appalation aren't even the
- 10:20highest in the country. Man, damn sorry. I know people are rooting
- 10:30for me, I know they feeling letting them down. I keep letting them
- 10:33down, like God, damn you. I won't never avercaise. Propositional phrase
- 10:43is a group of words that begin with the prepostion with preposition. What the
- 10:50words that begins with the preposition and it ends with the noun a noun,
- 10:52pronoun or noun phrase. So, what's the preposition? Oh, like I
- 10:56guess about the pirates? Yeah, I guess, Yeah, I guess.
- 11:01So it's leading up to the now and essentially, yeah, it's like the
- 11:03movie about the pirates. So during intermission is the best time to get a
- 11:07drink? That's an example. The best time to get a drink in this
- 11:13sentence during the admission is the propositional phrase during the intermission? Yeah, I
- 11:18got to go back to the English super Sorry, which two gases make up
- 11:24most of the Earth's atmosphere? I definitely got this wrong. I said carbon
- 11:28and hydrogen. No, I don't know carbon and oxygen. Okay, you
- 11:33got oxygen? Keenan, keenan. I said carbon and hydrogen. Its oxygen
- 11:41and nitrogen. Yes, it's oxygen and nitrogen. You got it. We
- 11:45read oxygen, but you can't even get so. So I like when they
- 11:50said that, yeah, once you atmosphere, I'm thinking of the ozones and
- 11:54like, what the o zones? Arkam prised like made of because they say
- 11:58that we put holes in the ozone through all the extra ship. Ozone is
- 12:01oh three bro, I don't I don't give a fun I don't know like
- 12:05I say that thing. Yeah, that's from sorrow'll be in trouble. That
- 12:09would be ridiculous. Somebody killing these cows niggas. I'm sorry, all right.
- 12:13The stripes on the US flag represent what the colonies? Okay, okay,
- 12:18good job. Yeah, and last question, rectangular room eleven by fourteen,
- 12:24one hundred and fifty four feet fifty four. Yeah, I said one
- 12:30forty four my mathemoso twelve times twelve, one forty four. Yeah, dang,
- 12:35so close, so close? Elsie? All right, Mike, you
- 12:39got it. You went again. You got four? Right, you got
- 12:41four. Good job, buddy, Mike, I got two again. How
- 12:46you lost to Elsie this time? I did? I did good job,
- 12:50Elsie up top nah nah nah, we need more negativity. Mike even had
- 12:56time to put some graffiti in his name. Okay, alrighty big Mike.
- 12:58I just used to draw my I did used to at the time. My
- 13:03name unlocked. That sounds that's out of your brain. I used to draw
- 13:05too, I guess it would be a good transition to talk about random stuff.
- 13:07So my grandma was My grandma was hounding me to draw her a picture
- 13:13of my dogs recently. Yeah. She was like, but I was supposed
- 13:16to draw this picture like last year. And I was like, oh,
- 13:20yeah, yeah, I'll get to it. And she was like, you
- 13:22know, I was looking at the TV and there was some really good artwork.
- 13:28I was like, like, you know, you're still supposed to draw
- 13:31me that picture. She did. I'm like, ah, yeah, yeah,
- 13:35I got you know, I got the paper. I got some new
- 13:37drawing pencils, like I got you your grandma heart. No, I do
- 13:43have the paper. That's crazy. But yeah, I feel bad because I
- 13:48know what's your art style. That's realism, that stuff I see. You
- 13:56got to drink god damn yeh. And I feel kind of bad because my
- 14:01grandma only has like one good eye. I thought, I say, she
- 14:05got one year draw that picture that ship. But I mean, you know,
- 14:11she's like old, so I do have to think about that. I
- 14:13say, Damn, I draw the picture, give me the ships. Damn.
- 14:16Yeah, I'm gonna draw the pictures probably by next week, gonna draw.
- 14:20I got clips to make the line. Look at these clips and Grandma,
- 14:26I didn't make any pictures, but this one's going viral Like this one,
- 14:31baby, you sick. She's gonna be like, what's an exiting?
- 14:37Who's EXEI exodus? You mean exced Oh y'are talking about the Bible. Oh
- 14:41you gonna have a Bible podcast? Listen Bible podcast. I should have known.
- 14:48My gay was he was doing the law to work. I was gonna
- 14:54say, speaking to drawing, you see how people recently draw. Brought up
- 14:56Steve from Blue Schools, how he used to draw mm hm, and how
- 15:00he was so good at it legendary. He said he was with a crown.
- 15:05That was him drawing. I don't give a keenan yow keenan. Why
- 15:09do you know that? So he did a podcast, Did you do that
- 15:13where your childhoods? So? Okay? Now he did draw some of them.
- 15:20I can't do this. He did draw some of them ghost But the
- 15:24thing is they all used to take turns because he had to draw like pretty
- 15:30much a picture, like within like five ten seconds. I mean, so
- 15:33like they they they all used to like see who had the best drawing in
- 15:39that time. Yeah, all those drawings, like he didn't. Majority of
- 15:43those weren't. This is crazy childhood. He was like, do you know
- 15:50how hard it is to draw something in like five seconds? Five to ten
- 15:54seconds and one take didn't even come off the paper, you know how?
- 15:56He he was like, you know how hard that is? Very clean lines
- 16:00every time, every time, Steve, I mean he can multiple takes,
- 16:03Steve da, I mean you can get multiple takes TV magic. Well,
- 16:08I'm sorry that just from a couple of childhood. But yeah, Steve said
- 16:12that all those drawings were not his. Sorry, Wow, let's go.
- 16:18Did that see the New Blue Schools with the Asian guy? Yeah? I
- 16:21think so. I don't like No, I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised
- 16:26that you don't like it. I don't like it because I was cool with
- 16:30Joe when Steve left. Joe was cool. Joe was cool. He held
- 16:33it down for us. Okay, not this new Asian guy. Did they
- 16:37ever put a woman in there? No? What's his name? I really
- 16:44want to know the guy's day. I don't know his name is Kevin?
- 16:45Okay, Okay, I don't know. Okay, it sounds no, I
- 16:52don't know. They probably is like Steve too. Ralph Steve with a p
- 16:56h Lord Steve still popping up with Steve. New host Josh. This guy
- 17:06Josh Dela Cruz. Oh, is he Filipino? He has given us false
- 17:12information. I mean Filipino's kind it is, but I don't know if he's
- 17:18Filipino. He gotta be Filipino. This man looks Asian. It's a mystery.
- 17:25What the heck? Never mind? First the Asian American host, he's
- 17:27probably he's Asian. It says he's first Asian American host for Blue Blues Daylight
- 17:33Cruise. Yeah, Filipino. Is there any other Spanish Asians? I mean
- 17:40it could be like I mean, like like a whole country like that.
- 17:45Yeah, like region wise, I don't think so. This nigga went to
- 17:48Montclair Estate. Is he from Jersey or just went to my class? Where
- 17:56did he go? He from Dubai, that's where he was born. Yeah,
- 18:00where he lived. He graduated the year before we got this school,
- 18:06graduated in twenty eleven. He graduated the year before we got in. Damn,
- 18:11he's from Milford. Let's get him on the pud. He from Milford
- 18:15or he would Hey, let's say d eight out the ash. Let's see
- 18:18man, you know, what is the show still going on? It says,
- 18:22yeah, years active since present, David Josh, I am so confused.
- 18:27This man is confusing because he's Filipino. Is that what it said?
- 18:33Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's confusing. What Filipino. It's like they're
- 18:40like, it's like Mexicans ended up in Asia colonization. Man, Yeah,
- 18:49you know ended up there. You know they didn't end up there. They
- 18:53concised the door there that they pull up with bulls. They're just taking over
- 19:03countries and they got moroccas in like the little clickers like Toko and yeah,
- 19:18man that I've never seen. I cried. I cried, bitch. That
- 19:23is probably one of the only, if not the only Disney movie that got
- 19:27it to you that had RT and ice balling coming back from Canon, Bro,
- 19:32coming back from can He was in that back and this movie, Bro.
- 19:38I told him. I was like, yo, Artie, like this
- 19:41movie is sad, Bro, you gotta watch it. Like, but it's
- 19:42so good. I'm on my laptop watching death. No, he on his
- 19:45laptop wants to go Bro. Two different feelings when when what was the name
- 19:51feeling? I think I don't look at me. I think his name is
- 19:53Philip when he was dying, bro Bro the first of all the reason that
- 19:56Dela Cruz is cute, man, he was a hater, Doug nigga just
- 20:00wanted to go home. Number one hater crazy life. Yeah daily cruise number
- 20:07one cruise bro number all My niggas hate day. Yeah. Yeah. He
- 20:12can't come to these streets. He can't come here. Stump that bit,
- 20:15y'all. He can't come here. You're not welcome. He better check in.
- 20:18If you ever come here, we better check it as yeah, and
- 20:23not yourself. Speaking of checking in one thing, I'm trying to checking in.
- 20:32You know what you're checking out. You're checking at restaurants. Sometimes when
- 20:34you're checking at restaurants, you go in and you see people that you aren't
- 20:38expecting to see. M J, why are you put them on the spot
- 20:45like that? Want a spot like that? On the spot? He told
- 20:49him he knew what was happening, not like that. As soon as I
- 20:53see the tweet, I was like, who do you say? MJ?
- 20:59Cant explained he sture came with me on Sunday. You would have saw,
- 21:03oh they were at that time. Damn who chick? I took the time
- 21:11a chick. He took the time, took someone else the time that wasn't
- 21:14him. Stories go ahead, spill it says how this playout. It wasn't
- 21:22even it was nothing crazy. I just went I walked in and just like
- 21:27looking excuse I walked in and look around, like because I know all the
- 21:33musicians, I'm just like looking who's here, or even looking for like a
- 21:36spot to sit for a second. And I walked past, and I'm like,
- 21:40the person look familiar. And then I just like walked pasted again and
- 21:45then I went to like the other side. He didn't have to go past
- 21:48that second time. He went back to the confirmations, and I was just
- 21:52walking stood stood somewhere like some people I knew. And then I realized I
- 22:00was like, that's her, because first of all, this person doesn't live
- 22:06in this area, so it was just it wasn't just actually you. She
- 22:11was like I know a place. Yeah, Like that's the weird part because
- 22:17I knew you and you and my city m hmm, in my hood,
- 22:22and you had a spot that I frequent. I frequent, and you know
- 22:26I frequent because everybody sees I frequent because I took you there. That's always
- 22:33and you went there on the day that I always go there on those days
- 22:40they might that might be a little nasty. So did you make your presence
- 22:44known? So that's the funny thing. I was always doing my thing.
- 22:48I do my thing with like the musicians or talk to uh certain people.
- 22:52Actually the Weirdly enough, I figured out like that cheerleading coach from township,
- 22:59she goes there all the time. Yeah, yeah, I know. I
- 23:03was like, yeah, you're from Brondon, and it's like, yeah,
- 23:03she's she's been there since I was in high school. So we chop it
- 23:07out because she comes, she frequents same night, yeah, with all her
- 23:11people or whatever. And then so I chop it up with all the people
- 23:14out there because I'm like, I'm a regular bartenders. The one bartender is
- 23:18always like hey, good seeing you again. Type ship. Then I'm doing
- 23:25my thing because like a lot of the musicians want me to film their performances
- 23:30and stuff's fire by the way, and thank you, and then they I
- 23:34guess they finally left. We're leaving. She comes, gives me a hug.
- 23:41Yeah, she gives you a hug, and she yeah, we see.
- 23:45So this is not the first time this has happened, but this is
- 23:48different. It's happened before with another chick that I've taken there and then he
- 23:56was there, but I like found a way to avoid it, and I
- 23:59just like knew she was there, but talk to some other girl, but
- 24:04she did. The person lives in the city. That's going to happen.
- 24:08Yeah, you don't want to, but she don't. She lives in another
- 24:11city, but she don't hours away somewhere that Obama used to live. Okay,
- 24:18yes, and it's not Hawaii. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
- 24:26about it? She can't. So that's it. That's like over an hour
- 24:30and a half. Yes, out the way two and a half. That's
- 24:33what I'm saying. It's not weird when it's somebody in the city because you
- 24:37can that's the shame bumping into him, all right. Maybe she has a
- 24:42reason to be, which I'm like, oh, I was like, oh
- 24:45yeah, give me. She like give me, so she gave me,
- 24:48like she saw you all night. So she's walking out the door and then
- 24:52people she's like, oh seeing Yeah, it's like she's like hang But because
- 24:56I know that, because that's because that's what I'm saying, you've done that
- 25:00movie. That's what I'm saying. That's what That's what's weird about it that
- 25:06you come to a spot that I frequent and everybody knows that frequent. You
- 25:10see I frequent there every this day, ain't no way in hell, and
- 25:15then like you're in my city. So like the funny thing I did text
- 25:22her that like a couple of days before. That's a funny thing, but
- 25:26not on something like the person is trying to move to Philly, but like
- 25:32mm hmm, Like that's the part of the reason why I I don't do
- 25:34long distance or and it's uncertain that you and live like you still got some
- 25:41things going on where you live. So it's like I'm not so. But
- 25:47so the fact that it wasn't like like when she gave me the hug,
- 25:51I'm like, don't you don't hug me? No, I'm saying that because
- 25:55like it's almost disrespected. Homeboy. That's what I was gonna add, Like,
- 25:59did she he with the dude? Yeah, they were leaving together.
- 26:02Are you hugging? Yeah, that's wild. He was right. If I'm
- 26:06with that dude, If I'm that dude, I'm sick. That's way I
- 26:08was like, Yo, that's kind of just way. But hey, yeah,
- 26:11because I'm just like hands off me. I don't mind. You're walking
- 26:17your own boy, because now you kind of now yeah, now he's gonna
- 26:19be like and I hope to god, I hope he brought it up.
- 26:22I hope well that too. I hope he's from the city because if they
- 26:27both are from there and it's probably like this from there, that's her boyfriend.
- 26:32It's got to be the same way, like how we met like that
- 26:36on hinge, but like how long ago was that here? Because we met
- 26:40up like not to the original date there. Yeah, we met like after
- 26:45what was it twenty twenty four? No, it was right before that,
- 26:48Like what was the Neo concert? No, it was it Nel or Mario
- 26:56Mario. Mario was in the city, but it wasn't was a Neil.
- 27:00Both were around because I remember because she went, no they were together.
- 27:03Yeah it was Mario. Sorry, she went to go see Yeah that was
- 27:08that was Mario and she saw Mario. Was that December January? It has
- 27:12been like fall or it wasn't. It wasn't that long ago. It wasn't
- 27:17that long ago. And like we did the whole thing and to see it
- 27:19like I ain't gonna real more, but you cracked. It's you courted her.
- 27:26It's going to give it to Captain hook Neck was fired back, I
- 27:30can't talk genuine doesn'tkiss and tell you that class. But the fact that's like,
- 27:41yeah, like it's the spot that you know, that's you got to
- 27:47know from me obviously. Question So when you talked to her or when you
- 27:52texted her, did she respond like was her trying to move to food?
- 27:55Like did y'all have like a conversation before, yeah, like when we matched
- 27:57on like hinge, Yeah, Like it's one of those things where she like
- 28:00put her location in Philly. But then it's like, oh, I don't
- 28:03really live here, but I'm trying to move. I'm trying to get there.
- 28:06So she took one of your moves huh. But then also it's a
- 28:10situation like she was up here for like job interviews or whatever. Okay,
- 28:12but that's why I text her good luck, So I'm like, oh,
- 28:15I know you and Philly. I was not like I'm trying to be like
- 28:18yo, come meet up with me. But even so when you had that
- 28:21conversation, she didn't say like oh, Bob, but I mean, she
- 28:25don't have to. She didn't have to, don't have but you know where
- 28:29I go, and you know where I am, where I'm at a lot
- 28:33like you you know where I'm from. You're not from here, you're going
- 28:36to visit. She's not from here. So she only knows a few places
- 28:38to go. And she said, I like that place, So I'm gonna
- 28:41take this guy in that place. Plain but not. But you know what,
- 28:44if you know what I'm gonna go for. MJ said, it's not
- 28:48about him, It's about the dude she came with. Because if I find
- 28:52out, like if I'm going to chick like and we go out, like,
- 28:56oh, let's go here, And she suggested a place and I found
- 28:59out it's a play. Some other nigga took him there, and just having
- 29:02the nigga was there, was there and you hugged him. That is a
- 29:07conversation in the car My I start switching like, yeah, I thought about
- 29:11it. I don't know like if was it a move? Was it?
- 29:15Like? What does she gain from that? Nothing? Women just have a
- 29:19lot of audacity. Yeah, that's just I mean, men have a lot
- 29:23of audacity, But you know what it's like, and I hate. I
- 29:26don't want to say it dicking to that. No, it's not besides me,
- 29:33I think it's reasonable, but I don't want to. The implication is
- 29:37like I think move men women moved this way because there's so much audacity because
- 29:42they can They can't because there's no like repercussions exactly, like oh oh,
- 29:51like you're not going to have sex with me, like relationship or dare I
- 29:55say physical or otherwise because like like, I don't know nigga would ever do
- 30:02no ship like I don't well no, no, no, they would.
- 30:03They would. They would if they're stupid niggas. It's stupid niggass. But
- 30:08I don't think she's dumb. I just think she just she just they because
- 30:14they just moved like that. Because I'm pretty sure she has friends out here
- 30:18and stuff like us. She frequents up here. I ask my friends for
- 30:22another spot. Yeah, that's why I'm not trying to hear that ship.
- 30:25You got friends out here? No? Hey, hey, hey, hey,
- 30:27Besty, what's some places to go for tacos? Oh a time?
- 30:30No? No, no, no, no, I went there with a
- 30:33nigga. You got something else? Because it's thirty taking places and Philadelphia tacos.
- 30:37That's not what time is. No, no, no, he's just
- 30:40saying whatever, like anywhere you had the naos, what's experience, what's the
- 30:45jazz spot? You know, A nice cool could have said South. That
- 30:48ain't the only spot out Granted you're not getting in the South the day of.
- 30:52But yeah, now she didn't know nobody out here. I give her
- 30:57a little you got she got people out here. Oh no, I ain't
- 31:02trying here that ship. That's how it goes. You You and why she
- 31:04wanted to see you, m J. It's like I want to see And
- 31:07even if that's true, that's still weird to that's weird. That is weird.
- 31:12Do you on social media that yeah, you know I be here because
- 31:18the very I about saying, I'm not gonna put you there every that day,
- 31:22every day that day, we all know that I know where to find
- 31:26you on that day. So the fact that she did that, one thing
- 31:30I could count on is you being there, That you being there that day,
- 31:33I can kill on you be in two places here on Monday and they're
- 31:37on that day any other time, is that the name of the episode?
- 31:45That day they're on that day waiting for that that's what I thought. It
- 31:49was weird because I'm like, you know, he's not an easy nigga to
- 31:55find, but an easy nigga to find on that day. Yeah, she's
- 32:00moving. Why I told you to meet me here when he was out here
- 32:06to what? So you not to get there? You know that's that she
- 32:10she the vibes, she goes. I already know what to order. So
- 32:15what happened, you'll just kind of like just kind of like fizzled just because
- 32:19I'm just not on like, oh you said a long distance, long distance,
- 32:22Like I don't anybody got certain. Man. I don't like it either
- 32:27when I went down there, like when I went to go do something with
- 32:30Uh, I'm with Tori and I'm like, yo, I'm I'm out here
- 32:38like let's let's meet up type ship but like some that but like it's that,
- 32:43but it's like I'm not down there all the time and trying to drive
- 32:45down doing doing all that and if it's uncertain and I'm also I was in
- 32:52he was sucking other bitches. Just why trying to put you in the YOUU
- 33:00so nasty. That's why y'all like each other. Y'all both moved nasty.
- 33:05He was do you know, we were doing our thing, our thing.
- 33:10You was doing a slot off with yourself. He's trying to meet his own
- 33:16number every week. I see through that one. He was sucking up the
- 33:20bitches. Okay, you're single, a single man. It was just weird.
- 33:24That's funny because like even like she gave me, she could have like
- 33:28waited till like she got back. He was still there, like he was
- 33:30still like like you can see when you was hunging and you could see the
- 33:34dude. Because I'm not that type of dude. I'm not that type of
- 33:39dude. Yeah, I'm hugging your bitch, I'm thinking about That's what I'm
- 33:46saying. But that's you know what I'm saying. I'm like, that's kind
- 33:49of disrespectful. Yeah, I think I was gonna say this. I would
- 33:52have felt worse if she would have made it out of there and then texted
- 33:55you like, oh I think I saw you, but you know you saw
- 33:58that. I would have been cool with that. I'm not like, because
- 34:00I'm not that type of dude. I think I would have liked that.
- 34:02I would have been give that. You're like, all right, you just
- 34:06like separate, separate, but like, nah, I would have bounced messy.
- 34:10I'd rather you speak to me when you see me, then you leave
- 34:14there and text me and go, oh, I think you know you saw
- 34:16me. I don't say I think I saw you, say I saw you,
- 34:20and I secretive I was trying to blah blah blah. You did it
- 34:23like that. Yeah, but the whole pussy foot around saw that that nigga
- 34:30don't know that nigga don't don't know who MJ is. That that could have
- 34:32just been a friend. But just walking by and saying no, no,
- 34:38no. If she was just walking by and saying hey j and then kept
- 34:42moving, that's there's nothing. You know how some ken it like you too,
- 34:46are fucking like you. You gotta remember this. Yeah, she ain't
- 34:52from here, sure, so you come to the spot, But you got
- 34:58friends out here, so it could have been one of the friends. I'm
- 35:00just saying. I'm just so I'm not from this town and I randomly see
- 35:05you. I think he would probably know some of the friends. Probably maybe
- 35:09maybe, I don't know. I'm saying for my person, like, I
- 35:15don't want you to be hugging up on some nigga that like it's different if
- 35:21like you're from the area. Now tell me did the hug linger was a
- 35:25long hugg or was like a church like she was like right behind him,
- 35:30did she smell you? Like he was okay, he was in front of
- 35:34her, and then she did a quick turn around just no, not even
- 35:37quick okay, Like she came straight up to me, and I'm just like
- 35:42I was like she was like looking on my phone, but I just pay
- 35:45attention. I just saw him and I was like, why you don't hug
- 35:49me? Like I think like, oh I would have like, oh,
- 35:51I would have said something. I'm like, what's up? Man? Yeah?
- 35:57You with him? Oh you with you know you're yo brother pussy five.
- 36:00Haven't you gotta beat up? Yeah? Yeah, because I went because
- 36:05you don't gain anything from beating up little me. There you said, oh
- 36:12you win him? Yeah, you don't gain anything. Oh you went,
- 36:15dude, got one good knit You getting? What's up? Little bro?
- 36:16Getting no cool points from beating up Julian or something? Little nigga? What
- 36:21sut? Little bro? How you then el limps away? But you you
- 36:24got the you got, you got that, you got the July Yeah,
- 36:29I told you they good, ain't they? He's like, what the this
- 36:32cripple. So second, this tiny tim ass nigga. You know what it's
- 36:37like, that's scene and insecure. When Lawrence and Hesa kind of was like
- 36:42went to dinner together, huh black very sick Yo told I'm trying to think
- 36:53he was there. Wow, I see you tweet about that. Yeah,
- 37:00but so you know what else was there? It would have been cool if
- 37:04you was there, God damn it. Michael would have been cool if I
- 37:08was there. Michael Jay and Sam j whoa, Michael was there. They
- 37:14were all together, and that's what happened. They were because they usually stopped
- 37:17the music at twelve. And then when I went over there and it was
- 37:21like the NBC sounds like, all I can't sit over here, and it's
- 37:22like, oh, we have this whole back blocked off for these for people,
- 37:27it's like eight people or whatever. Because because WrestleMania was last weekend and
- 37:31they went to WrestleMania, they told him like, can y'all keep it going
- 37:37like past twelve? Yeah? Can y'all like just keep that for us?
- 37:40And he showed up with Homeboy got to chop it up with him or whatever.
- 37:45But I just thought that funny that you did. Gotta leave the house.
- 37:49That that little thing. I wouldn't leaven advice on what you mean,
- 37:52I gotta leave the house, but you never know. You never leave the
- 37:54house. And that's what you can't accuse me of a peer place plas doors
- 38:04never even open to him, just like, nah's not coming. I'm not
- 38:06even gonna tell him. That's how. That's how you don't get happy invites.
- 38:08Okay, well, just like how Elsie saw Little Real back to back
- 38:14because you go outside two nights in a row. That was crazy, which
- 38:17I'm still mad at you because you ain't ask to be on this ship,
- 38:20but that we weren't nearly what we are now. Who gives off We could
- 38:24have been bigger. It's your fault. It's a little real. He doesn't
- 38:29is bigger than anybody else we had on this ship. I just think it's
- 38:30funny because that situation was kind of like the show. And then I think
- 38:36that in the future also, I don't want to put willing. I'll be
- 38:40able to go out and talk to that I have more time. Was like,
- 38:43don tell her that you're off the market. Yeah, I didn't even
- 38:45heart. I gotta pip it out. That's crazy. But we exchanged yeah,
- 38:54keep keep locked in with that man looked in then be tight like booty
- 39:00holder. No a bull ball, Yeah, yeah, I just don't.
- 39:08I'm gonna stop taking Yeah, switch it up. Yeah, I always switch
- 39:15it up. But it's just taking the rhyme. Now. They don't deserve
- 39:17the Freddy's, take them the blind Boddy's the burger playing. They're about to
- 39:22open up. Keenan says, it's a great spot, they're about to open
- 39:25up. I'm just saying, give them a bread ball if they get spot.
- 39:30If somebody in there playing the ukulele, it's the same spot. Blocks
- 39:32too hot. I got a lot of you gott you keep rolling out the
- 39:36classics. You gotta get deep in a different bag. Few spots that I'm
- 39:39about in a thousand when I take them. You bound a thousand and they
- 39:45betted a thousand. That's the problem right now, Right now, they're going
- 39:51up to the to the bat right behind your ass. Who says that's a
- 39:53problem. Everybody wins, right, everybody wins both your game great not winning,
- 40:00dude, who had to watch that? That sinnamental hug is not winning
- 40:02And that's not his problem unless he cracked. Unless that's the only way he's
- 40:07like, yeah, yo, yeah, you gotta watch that for you.
- 40:15You stop. You gotta get a mean coach, compensational. Just text okay,
- 40:19text me with you on the road back home, or don't text me
- 40:22at all. I would prefer you do that. Don't even act like you
- 40:25don't even see me, because that's where we're at right now. We don't
- 40:29talk, So just act like you don't see me. I'm not because I'm
- 40:30not like that. How would you feel if he was on a date with
- 40:34a chick and y'all leaving. You turn around and you see that she's hugging
- 40:37dude, bro, but not not not only hugging dude, I'm doing that.
- 40:43But listen, let me listen. They're going for a hug. But
- 40:49then they do the the you leaning back and you look at yourself. It's
- 40:52like pelvis is still pelvis is still touching. So it's like, you know
- 40:59that, me and Lawrence Fishburne when he was like turner, he looked back
- 41:01like that. That's how I'm looking back at the Oh man, well,
- 41:06I look that way, came in this way. I still looking at you.
- 41:10Did she do like you turn around? You do like a three six?
- 41:14Okay, you're not really taking it, really couldn't. Are you looking
- 41:20good? Hold on, we gotta follow police report. Now the police,
- 41:24the police didn't anybody being that guy. It'd be him. What you would
- 41:30do that you look good? Yes? Yeah, I want to keep Joe
- 41:35black ass. The lives say you didn't and did not. Thats what the
- 41:40shoes shoes I brought you, guess I know the shoes girl. You girl,
- 41:51you're wearing that dress? Girl, I would never, I would never.
- 41:55Your mom is not never keenan all checking on both moms. She still
- 42:01got the no, he's not gonna says like, how Sylvie you're doing?
- 42:05She still got them the compass I could have sat because I've seen that at
- 42:10the grocery store the other day. I an't really get a chance to run
- 42:14into it because she was making a runout. But yeah, I'm glad she
- 42:16was over again the avocadas asking about you like. She's still making the guak
- 42:21right because I've seen her again. No college, Yeah that I need to.
- 42:23That's the only eat to this day. I only eat that guack.
- 42:30No, I can't eat your no more moving like them. The boy from
- 42:34from the Football Player, Yep, nah, we will not boy, we
- 42:43will not We will not put him in se money. We were not putting
- 42:45me in him in the same category. Just make you the creative director of
- 42:50my charity game like like that's just kid. Like you could your digital platform.
- 42:57You got it. Yeah, you can work on my park. I
- 42:59got a pod work on that. We look rabbit designer. Yeah, we're
- 43:02looking for somebody. Look at somebody do something. Ye gotta have the pod
- 43:07on. He's doing that right all in front of chick You like niggas like
- 43:10that, brod nah, those the lame niggas. If there's one person I
- 43:17think would do it. If there's one person in this dormiciund right here,
- 43:21dormicile is the one in the red shirt take it off because the hip hop
- 43:30was way too that. You might put a hand in the pocket and then
- 43:37you double if he's going for the second, the second. If you double
- 43:42dip my bitch while I'm standing there talking about double double dip my bitch,
- 43:50you're gonna get. You're gonna get can talking about last week, You're gonna
- 43:54get the double punch bitch. Workerl doing the baby king like nigga. Yeah,
- 44:06real life Drew Skid. She's a good she's a good bro. She
- 44:13is great bro. She make a mean pop. She's amazing man, mean
- 44:20pops. You won't quiz him about it. You met, you met,
- 44:25you met her? Did she tell you the story about the time she fell
- 44:29sleep in the tub? Crazy? He's like, yeah, yeah, no
- 44:32she didn't. I can't tell you ship and how she threw it all over
- 44:36herself. That was crazy. Shane falls up with those tough, stupid ad
- 44:38niggas making macaroni salads. Yeah, the police are definitely getting involved. Crazy.
- 44:47We're gonna be on that scanner address. That's crazy. I called a
- 44:52cop. I'm gonna get on you before they get but it's gonna be a
- 44:55few alright, So something else, Okay, Yes, we kind of like,
- 45:05here we go. What you do? What you do? Look like?
- 45:08You know that hurts would have been feeling that feeling like having you or
- 45:19him m J both both. Yeah, I don't feel m J. I
- 45:22got a question for you. Did you see her like throughout the like,
- 45:25were you like looking over seeing her on her date? Like I glanced,
- 45:30not like I was. You wasn't staring? Did she look like she was
- 45:32having a good time? It just looked like He's like, really was.
- 45:40She was laughing like she was when she was me. She wasn't cackling.
- 45:44It was a little real dry over there, Michelle Obama. It looked like
- 45:49a Michelle Obama date. I mean, she came up to hug me for
- 45:52a reason, just over there. Just oh my gosh, I'm like that
- 46:00nigga got a Dodger's head on too. What the I thought I had that
- 46:07on? Lock to the T to the fucking c. She's bored. I'm
- 46:15even diabolical. I don't like Yeah man him, he's he's here on vacation.
- 46:19He's actually from California, bitch. He was an army kids and they
- 46:24traveled all over the place. We're actually about to lead later because we're gonna
- 46:31he's gonna he's gonna shoot me for his rip photographer. What are the fucking
- 46:37odds. He's the oldest. You got two sisters, bitch, almost too.
- 46:47I almost to your ass. You get away from me, get away.
- 46:52They're supposed to be here by now, almost brother song, you had
- 46:58a good time. Deliver that had a time. I didn't say anything,
- 47:05but I said a lot, Yeah, yeah, I put those pieces together.
- 47:15So I hope the deal was sealed well, I got an advice question
- 47:22for you. Guys started off, Oh boy, if you're ready to see
- 47:25you don't give the best advice, but away, my advice is better than
- 47:30doctor Phil. What's talking about? He? And if you want to call
- 47:32in and if you want advice, call in to the Google voice number.
- 47:37You got questions, you got some life advice? What's the relationship advice?
- 47:44Because I can't find it, I'm gonna put this in the notes. Yes,
- 47:46six o nine eight three six zero six nine four. That's right.
- 47:51I ask your questions there. If you want to leave a voice man,
- 47:53yeah, if you want to do a voice, If you want to use
- 47:55texts, go to one treat God damn Google. You don't feel like all
- 48:00that typing. You just want to talk it out there. You go mad
- 48:01at us, you don't like what we say. Let us know, let
- 48:05us know. But all right. I was at a bar with my boyfriend
- 48:08and his friends a while ago. We all had a great time singing and
- 48:12drinking. I remember feeling totally fine one second, and then next I got
- 48:15very unsteady. Oh I got confused and scared. Then it's just so calm
- 48:21okay. It was all types of weird this is seconds here and then I
- 48:24remember. Most of the things that happened doesn't exist in my memory. Oh
- 48:28where's I became unconscious and according to my boyfriend, the few times I opened
- 48:31my eyes, they looked very scared. That sounds dangerous. He was told
- 48:36to get a taxi and get me to the emergency room fast. He managed
- 48:39to get me into the taxi and it started to drive. My boyfriend told
- 48:43me that during the drive, the driver told him it would be an extra
- 48:45two hundred dollars if I threw up. Then my boyfriend said, fuck no,
- 48:51stop the driver and walk. Wanted to walk to the emergency room.
- 48:54I was still unconscious and he didn't know why or if my life was at
- 48:58risk and sounds like Luckily for him, the police was driving around and saw
- 49:05me laying on the ground. God damn escalating what he put you on the
- 49:08ground. They asked him what's up and drove us to the emergency room with
- 49:13blue lights on. They took it very seriously, and without them, my
- 49:16boyfriend would have been lucky to even get me to the emergency room. Turns
- 49:20out I got drugged that night. It got worse as he forced me to
- 49:23walk with shaky legs from the emergency room the day after a walk that should
- 49:28have been twenty minutes took me two hours. Even after Jeez even started talking
- 49:32about the fact that he could have the fact that he could have gotten drugged
- 49:38too, and that maybe he got a little drugged, even though he didn't
- 49:42feel weird at all that night, he's a little bit. And then he
- 49:45started talking about paying the taxi and extra forty for the little drive and how
- 49:49much that was, like he wanted me to pay him back or something.
- 49:52He constantly stated that it was forty dollars and how sick that was. It's
- 49:57like the normal price around here, I'm going to say for taxi. So
- 50:00yeah, I think that's that's the gist of it. That's said. Yeah,
- 50:07just like what should she do with this? Leave that nigga, like
- 50:09immediately. So so what it sounds like is he's asking for the money back.
- 50:14No, she's she's she's wondering, how she she knows, how she
- 50:19feels in this situation. She just wants us to say it, and I'll
- 50:22say it. Leave that, nigga. That's weird. It's only forty immediately
- 50:27you should as soon as you as soon as you got drugs as soon as
- 50:30you see your girl willing to pay, possibly the idea of twos. And
- 50:35he took you out the car and had you laying on the ground, laying
- 50:38on the ground, and like for certain like doom. Yeah, leave him.
- 50:44He does not care about you. Leave him, leave him, leave
- 50:49him. Maybe I got a little drug too, I don't know. Oh
- 50:52what was me? The forty dollars? Even though you almost died, you
- 50:57were in danger, but damn forty bucks. That's crazy. Get them out
- 51:01of here, leave them, please, and don't look back. Don't even
- 51:07don't even give them the satisfaction of a break. Just do no contact.
- 51:10Just ghost them. Ghost them. You deserve to be ghost Ghost them out
- 51:15of nowhere? Are you out of your mind? I think we talked about
- 51:17ghosting before. I'm not pro ghosting, but I'm pro ghosting. Terrible people
- 51:22ghost that you are. Said, I'm find ghosting. I thought the oppos
- 51:28Oh no, he said, oh no, he said, oh no,
- 51:30no, no, no no. But the ghost show. Ladies, when
- 51:35you go out to these clubs, pay attention to your drinks. Drink.
- 51:39If you order a drink from a bartender, watch and make the drink.
- 51:44Don't don't order it, talk to your friends, and just just grab the
- 51:47first glass that's wrapped in front of you, because sometimes the bartenders be on
- 51:51it too. It's really shak But sometimes the bartenders do be suspects. And
- 51:57the thing is, if you are in a place where you know you frequent
- 52:00and you're cool with the bartender, or at least the bartender seems like a
- 52:04good guy. If you go to the bathroom, ask the bartend to hold
- 52:07you drink, don't leave your drink on the bar, because then somebody can
- 52:08just go bloop and keep moving. They keep the eye on you. Just
- 52:13it's just a couple of things. Be careful, ladies. Niggas is weird,
- 52:19You're not wrong. Niggas is weird, not wrong. I definitely heard
- 52:22girls say oh yeah, I got I got before. I'm like, uh
- 52:27that that shouldn't just be a regular every day since I've heard plenty of women
- 52:31say I've seen the girl last night do that. They put the napkin on
- 52:37and she didn't even move. He wasn't even going. I mean, you
- 52:39can you never know. Someone could yeah, sneak up behind you, reach
- 52:44around, say their ordering or drink. Then they drop it in real smooth.
- 52:47She hit you with the Malcolm X. Get your head on my bucket.
- 52:51Okay, all be safe. I here, ladies, but dropped that
- 52:57ball. Yeah, be safe, and yeah you can break up the nigga.
- 53:00That's fine if you haven't done. Now? Is that old question?
- 53:01Usually? Yeah? It was old. Yeah, sorry took so long to
- 53:07tell you to break over. Hopefully you still listen. Oh shoot, I'm
- 53:12thinking as my question. Yet they don't care about me. They're with them.
- 53:15Whenever we do those like the old ones, I always think about the
- 53:17person that asked every probably like oh, they don't even funk about me?
- 53:21Than sorry, who just backed up? It wasn't on purpose. I wasn't
- 53:25on purpose backed up bles and bowels. Thanks Keenan Shoot, I just had
- 53:34the question, perio it is? Is there a smell that brings your y'all
- 53:40back to a time of happiness? Mind? Is old? Spice? Fiji
- 53:44body spray? Anytime? I smell that brings me back to sophomore year of
- 53:47college twenty fifteen. I that used to be my go to fragrance. Yeah,
- 53:54after hours was actually was my frequence. I lied after hours. There
- 53:58was one really like specific, like I forget who got me that, but
- 54:02I was like maybe like twelve, it was bod, you had a little
- 54:06od spread like there was one I could definitely like I can smell it right
- 54:10now and just remember like being a kid, like because that was like my
- 54:15first like colone. I guess I go here, you go spray that nasty
- 54:20shit on smelling as strong as hell. So yeah, bod for sure,
- 54:24Like if I was to smell that right now, that shit would take me
- 54:27back. If I smelled any axe fragrance, it's just gonna take me back
- 54:30to every gym lock right to the locker room. Yeah, that's not a
- 54:32good memory, like a sweat and sweat this body heat mine was. I
- 54:44remember the first time I had like a girl borrowed a piece of clothing from
- 54:47me and then I got it back and it smelled like terry blossom. She
- 54:57might knock that memory out. She doesn't listen to this podcast, this Nika
- 55:00LAMI venting on he I means also another time, it was like there was
- 55:07a colone I was wearing when I was talking with some other girl, and
- 55:09I can't wear that clone because I think about that. I was like Jesus,
- 55:15like he's just like me, just like skin getting this fucking rock so
- 55:20off. But yeah, that's it. Any smells for you, Mike,
- 55:30Any any interesting smells, any anything that brings back, anything that athing like
- 55:35that, any perfess, Any smells that you know triggers. Oh okay,
- 55:45some maybe an old meal or something, you know, maybe bag of funkings
- 55:52might take you back to camp, back of funnies, take you back to
- 55:55kill the first time you had a maple whib sandwich. And are we are
- 56:00we hinting at something? No? Okay, nor niggas had a bag of
- 56:07funions there. This question starts off so bold. The world wants to see
- 56:14how much y'all believe in each other? Do you guys think y'all could jump
- 56:19Mike Tyson hell together even at this age. No, I don't believe we
- 56:23could hell, no I or better yet, who is taking the first punch
- 56:29nigga not I wouldn't want to, but he's probably hit me. Just get
- 56:34the fuck out the way. That's funny because I feel like you would go
- 56:36for the biggest one first. He's trying to me, he's trying to mark
- 56:39his territory, he's saying, so while he's going for you, Elsie,
- 56:43you you sneak up, you jump on his back, try try to get
- 56:45him in the head like that. You look that you think you can get
- 56:46this daring Lemon's gonne coming with a soccer slide. Go for the ankles.
- 56:51You know he's old. He was walking with the cane. And then I'll
- 56:54sit back and you know the problem. Get see wait for my openings.
- 56:59You know the this. If I put this nigga in a headlock, he
- 57:01is going to bite the ever living funk out of me. He can't if
- 57:06you have your arm under this exactly like the fuck it's how the the fu
- 57:12niggas neck is his head, but a little motherfucker turned into an ow will
- 57:16turn his neck and in the face a little nose. He turned his head
- 57:24all the way around the out. God, I freaking that would you be
- 57:30if his whole head just turned out your face to face his body giving up,
- 57:35giving up. You just gotta let go, Let go, because at
- 57:37this point you hold him ound his neck like this. Sorry, no,
- 57:40I'll just kidding lines despicable and dying, just kidding Chilian what you're doing,
- 57:49because hey, Mike, that's crazy, right, We're just playing. We
- 57:54just just joking. Little Tom foolery a little ship house. Hey man,
- 58:00your ree strain, it's great. I love I love your wraps. I
- 58:06don't want any of that smoke. No one one he's from him, No
- 58:08smoke straight to where lose all feeling in my army. My god, damn
- 58:16flimp body bron hit you in the kid, your legs shut down to pissing
- 58:22blood immediately. Might have be on dialysis. What happened? Might hit me
- 58:29once I hit my get my clean blood out and iron lung. He's had
- 58:37made on my blood dirty? So not gonna sit in his chair for two
- 58:44hours every Tuesday. You kind of check hit me so hard, my blood
- 58:59turned, my blood turned dirty. My t sunk count is way low.
- 59:04I'm cooked. They can push me into chemotherapy. They said I'm medically cooked.
- 59:10They didn't have a better term for it. It's a new diagnosis altogether.
- 59:16Ever since he hit me, I've been smelling sounds. I can only
- 59:27hear out my nose every time I wake up. I screamed Kevin for no
- 59:34reason, like it's home alone. I can only taste sour, Oh God
- 59:42on ice cream Sunday last night, and I felt nothing, Oh ship,
- 59:47no, thank you stinks, yeah, I said, also, and please
- 59:52beat the funk out of looking forward logan ba okay, Kanye all Paul's nigga,
- 1:00:05all right, next question. Elsie seemed quite confident about having a girl
- 1:00:08by the end of the year. Why do you think it'll be so easy
- 1:00:10because he got hoes. I don't a bit of a delay there, sir,
- 1:00:21But yeah, never never mind, it is confidence, did I You're
- 1:00:27quite confident. He was like, I'm done with these streets. I'm gonna
- 1:00:30be cuffed up by Christmas. He was like, I'm probably Yeah, you
- 1:00:36too close to the summertime. He said this a little thought as nigga.
- 1:00:38It was warm today, he's feeling different. It cracked seventy degrees. He
- 1:00:45saw one son dressing. He was like, hold on, rethink this.
- 1:00:51We saw that movement back there. We was deep in the holidays and Christmas
- 1:00:55time, sentimental time, Valentine's Day. Yeah, summer, I can make
- 1:01:02it the summertime. End of the year, he said, Okay, I'll
- 1:01:07rephrase that for you, whoever that was. We'll see how it goes by
- 1:01:09the end of the year. So no, what's gonna happen is I regart
- 1:01:14it. We'll get there throughout the summer, he's gonna be making his roster.
- 1:01:19Okay, okay, he got tryouts all like, yeah, you know,
- 1:01:24but but but but this is this is the cuff. Final final cuts
- 1:01:29is around right now. He has the cuff and stuff. This is just
- 1:01:32a cuff roster y final cuts, final cut day. So the football season
- 1:01:42once like the football training rate exactly, voluntary workouts like you don't, you
- 1:01:50don't got to be there, but it looks good. If you show up,
- 1:01:54you might get a contract. Once the season, you might get an
- 1:01:58extension. It looks good. It looks good to be sure your final cuts
- 1:02:02around Labor Day. So I want to say, but by week three of
- 1:02:06the football season, the rosters definitely solid because the first two weeks, you
- 1:02:10know, you play, some people see what they do, some don't perform.
- 1:02:15But by week three he's gonna be solidified throughout the weakest link. Good
- 1:02:19Halloween, we get we get thinned the hit, the turd gets thinned out
- 1:02:23a little bit. I say, we get down to about the top three.
- 1:02:29Oh and Halloween, I think the one that because that could be we
- 1:02:32still got three by Halloween, No, No, three by Halloween. This
- 1:02:36is this is critical because when he this is how we know who the who
- 1:02:39the front runner is. I think in that booth of him when he DJ's
- 1:02:45Halloween night, that's the one that might make it to say no, no,
- 1:02:50no, he's not that's not enough time. That's enough time, you
- 1:02:54know, why not at Thanksgiving? But you'll be still on the roster now.
- 1:03:00But if she's at Thanksgiving, that's different, that's completely and she's that
- 1:03:02Thanksgiving. They're married at that point. And the only reason why I say
- 1:03:06at Thanksgiving because I don't like to do the you know, the time called
- 1:03:10number thirty one. Niggas move with intention, So I think by that time,
- 1:03:15he gonna know what chicky like. And if you like the chick come
- 1:03:19to Thanksgiving and gives some fucking get some fucking mac and cheese. Last time
- 1:03:22it was some fucking random's getting mac and cheese. I can't believe the girl
- 1:03:25that's getting my pike can't have no mac and cheese. You can get maga
- 1:03:30gee, Nah, come through. I was gonna keep that separate until he
- 1:03:32knows. I doubt it. Nah, he ain't just gonna bring no random.
- 1:03:36I can't wait for my fake he love. Oh hey girl, Oh
- 1:03:40wow, you won't be here by this this season. That's so crazy.
- 1:03:47Now, now I'm not saying Christmas mashing pajamas, that's rest what type of
- 1:03:53exponential I'm about to say? You are moving faster, that's only a month.
- 1:03:58You are moving fast matching pjs? I mean people who fast? Now,
- 1:04:02m m, that's I don't even have matching pajamas exactly. You got
- 1:04:08two dogs in the house. No pajamas, Thomas, no pajamas. I
- 1:04:14ain't in that. Y'all can't afford pajamas, y'all. Budget is tight,
- 1:04:17your sleep naked? Hello, y'all actually like Adam and Eve at figure,
- 1:04:26just a fig leaf from you from from your dark brown balls, dark brown
- 1:04:35balls they got is picking the bed set actually matching pj's fair enough, fair
- 1:04:42enough, okay, okay, okay, you know them balls is black?
- 1:04:48Everybody, why are we all looking at everybody's balls is darker than there.
- 1:04:51Everybody's the color supposed to be is purple. Kenan actually got blue balls all
- 1:04:59the time. You Actually, he's gonna say something crazy like your balls are
- 1:05:02lighter than my balls? Is actually no, no, no, no,
- 1:05:06they're definitely was you got a problem, he said, he got jaundice.
- 1:05:15He got a bit of light with the balls. Just the balls, like
- 1:05:18crazy, just your balls, got the nuts the balls white dragon. But
- 1:05:30yeah, I told you your balls are the same closure. Uh, your
- 1:05:33elbow skin when it's not flexed, your balls. Yeah yeah, same same
- 1:05:39skin, the clug your elbow, the same clothes your elbow skin when it's
- 1:05:42not flexed. Well, Mike got some block bows. I got some black
- 1:05:47balls. They shink up. Now, okay, I'm gonna have to research
- 1:05:55this further. He said, Let me stretch it. Let me do the
- 1:06:00back wing on your elbow and you get dark wing. Duck. Your do
- 1:06:13a lot of stretching activities with my balls when I was younger. Oh yeah,
- 1:06:15just so many. One time I tried to put tip my balls and
- 1:06:20I'm not Yeah, your balls hanging that low wild and they got my actual
- 1:06:27balls to skin. I tried to just try to try tye skinning, and
- 1:06:30I was stupid. I used to I used to flip on so I put
- 1:06:32the balls on top of the like oh yeah, put your yeah, put
- 1:06:36your balls look like squidwork, mean bottle? What are you looking at?
- 1:06:42You know? You trying to make a water basing with your balls of course,
- 1:06:46Mike, get on the mic. Why you so far away trying to
- 1:06:48make a water bowl with your ball? Just collect collecting in the balls?
- 1:06:54You've done that, Lamar, You never did that, you know, use
- 1:06:59my balls to collect water like you take the skin out and like you try
- 1:07:01to make a little for what a feeding with that? I have the streets,
- 1:07:08streets, the streets you ever just like emergency, I know I got
- 1:07:13this this water collection. Yeah, you never know where you need to put
- 1:07:17a fire out walking around the dude, you never just just just did the
- 1:07:26full coverage. Just take the skinging balls, go all way on the shasty
- 1:07:30ash called they called the ball cap. It's a stick up the sky.
- 1:07:44It's ridiculous. Yeah, definitely doesn't that You put one ball like you squeeze
- 1:07:54one wall to see how like shiny? Okay, yeah, yeah, now
- 1:07:59we're talking the single robin's egg. I was definitely definitely shining. I'm like,
- 1:08:13that's a motherfucking marble. Never did the the bird beag Ye, the
- 1:08:24marble was crazy though. Anybody everybody an look at the obviously everybody look at
- 1:08:30the light reflect on them. I don't know if you want to repeat that,
- 1:08:34but everybody's as a young child that did the candle. The mom was
- 1:08:40like, I did that last month. That's like anybody did the candle.
- 1:08:48Look, he's out of control. Get me at it here, you know.
- 1:08:58So Shogun was great this week? Yeah, where are my car keys?
- 1:09:15Old j and it was and then was on Twitter explaining his murder or
- 1:09:17murder or when for accident? You are murderer? Out of here bro I
- 1:09:24bet her family don't want to hear that ship. Kaitlyn Jenna funk off here,
- 1:09:28Caitlyn went broad. You signed up for You signed up to be a
- 1:09:32stupid bitch. Good god, Okay, oh yeah, quick, ladies,
- 1:09:44you had to listen to us talk about the weird things men did with their
- 1:09:46bodies when we were younger. What are the things that girls do? What
- 1:09:49are the weird things that y'all do? Do y'all do weird stuff like that?
- 1:09:54Like I think they just hold the boobs. What can they do because
- 1:09:59it's like everything, so it's not really much in the way of manipulation and
- 1:10:02chickory they can do. Highly doubt they're like grabbing their lips and trying to
- 1:10:09put them under the elbows. That doesn't pitch. Maybe that doesn't now it
- 1:10:14goes with the big mooves. They put them on the desk and use them
- 1:10:15as pillows. Yeah, I definitely never. Girls do that all the time,
- 1:10:18like like when they try to sit somewhere and like they don't fit,
- 1:10:21so they got picked just laying on the table. Man zooms on the table.
- 1:10:28So, ladies, what are the weird things you guys do with your
- 1:10:30stuff? Put them in the YouTube comments. We would love to cool.
- 1:10:34Uh yeah yeah. Next, next question, what do you guys videos send
- 1:10:42the video? Would you guys ever stream video games for Patreon or on Twitch
- 1:10:46together separately? Absolutely? Plan has always been Yes, it's just figuring out
- 1:10:50we just having to do it, Yeah, figuring out how to do it
- 1:10:54efficiently. Get four grown niggas together play video at least two, at least
- 1:10:58one. What we need to do is I just need to get a game
- 1:11:01that we can all play together the Friday Friday. Yeah, Friday Friday,
- 1:11:06Friday thirteen. Yeah that game. Look, yeah, that's funny. I
- 1:11:11mean I haven't I have it too? Yeah, I think I had.
- 1:11:13I had it for Xbox. You know, I just started playing WW twenty
- 1:11:16four. I saw that. Yeah, I've been playing that ship kind of
- 1:11:19heavy the past three days. I saw not even gonna lie, I see
- 1:11:23you. I'm like the best friend shot to me and it was like,
- 1:11:26are you okay? What why? Because it just said NonStop that game twenty
- 1:11:32That rest of the game definitely did look good, Like when I first came
- 1:11:34out, I looked good, like, yeah, I created my own.
- 1:11:35Those games are always fun. I'm going through the little I haven't played them
- 1:11:39with, they always look fun. So bro my first when I get beat
- 1:11:45the funk up so much of it? Now is it still full price?
- 1:11:46It was like fifty nine. That's more than two K right now. Yeah,
- 1:11:53but it's fun. It's fun. The only thing I don't like it.
- 1:11:56I feel like the crowd lacks a little bit of detail, But the
- 1:11:59game is game. Crowd does think it'd be a little bit better, like
- 1:12:01yeah, yes, where we are twenty four. But the game itself is
- 1:12:05cool, like there's a lot of moves in it. You can super super,
- 1:12:10you get super creative with like your character. So I was saying the
- 1:12:14same thing about the crowd, Like with Madden it's like, how like we
- 1:12:16got our little online It's like you would think, like the way I'll be
- 1:12:21blowing teams out you would definitely think by the third fourth quarter that that thing
- 1:12:25would be empty. You know. So, first of all, I'm kind
- 1:12:29of nerve when it comes to Madden kind of. I watched like all the
- 1:12:32like YouTube videos and stuff and like things that they take out the game.
- 1:12:34Things they put in the game. They took out the crowd leaving because they
- 1:12:39didn't like the way that it looked in the video game, Like they don't
- 1:12:41want to. They don't want it to like to get off a negative connotation
- 1:12:45to people who play the game like Madden, because the NFL is still in
- 1:12:46charge of that. So they took out that. How if that nigger connotation,
- 1:12:49shit happens. It happens. If my be getting blown out by the
- 1:12:53fucking third quarter, I'm not staying to the fourth because that traffic gonna be
- 1:12:56stupid. Just when I'll watch you lube by fifty. No, they took
- 1:12:59that out. They took cussions out of the game. Did you realize that
- 1:13:01about that that they don't want people to see or I can understand the concussions
- 1:13:06thing anything negative? Why because you definitely use your savor it happens, it
- 1:13:14does. But the thing is that's something that they're also trying to eliminate in
- 1:13:16the game. So they don't want to concussion, but but you're to minimize
- 1:13:24it as much like you don't want to. But taking it out of the
- 1:13:26game completely, it's just silly. And then also you know, motherfuckers be
- 1:13:29extremely like, oh, I'm gonna make you a concussion by end of this
- 1:13:31game of crack, like people start for that. It's a video game.
- 1:13:34You want to do that, Go play NFL Blitz from long, long time
- 1:13:38ago. They also took off the helmet popping feature. They did that a
- 1:13:42minute ago. Yeah, yeah, that should that should happen. That's a
- 1:13:45little cart too. That doesn't need to happen. That doesn't usually happen.
- 1:13:48But when's the last time you've seen someone's helmet pop off. Isaiah Pacheco's helmet
- 1:13:53fell off twice last season. That's because he's because he had strapped special sorry,
- 1:14:00okay, other than him, you got anything else? How fast?
- 1:14:02That was twice? Okay, take it, you got it. It was
- 1:14:10twice the same game exactly. That's an equipment area. But yeah, we
- 1:14:14definitely want to do that. Yeah for sure, I would love to.
- 1:14:16So just redownload fire thirteenth and we can give it. Do we all have
- 1:14:21PlayStation? Yeah? I have? Yeah, yeah, but how would that
- 1:14:26work? Like we don't play together because it like one person has to stream
- 1:14:30and then we could all I think, I don't know. I mean we
- 1:14:32could do avoid someone let us they can't even see us, and we just
- 1:14:36have our voices and then's just one we can see one person streaming. Oh
- 1:14:41yeah, and then the rest of our voices like I have my camera.
- 1:14:43Yeah. Another way, like a lot of streamers do it, like if
- 1:14:46they if they're all playing together, they'll all stream separately, so you can
- 1:14:50watch everyone stream individually. I wonder how you I guess we won't want to
- 1:14:55do that and did the NTS stream though, Yeah, I mean we could
- 1:14:58have the main person on the NTS stream whoever has the never mind, I
- 1:15:01mean I will figure it out. I have a camera as well, so
- 1:15:04if I got to buy one, if well, no, I would just
- 1:15:08do it through my computer, like on your computer, not but like hook
- 1:15:13up your post I got you, Okay, logistics, we'll deal with that.
- 1:15:16Yeah, I definitely want that's something we definitely want. I definite want
- 1:15:18to do that. We definitely want to do. Yeah, I'm probably just
- 1:15:21gonna start doing it myself. Yeah, I'll be on twitch now. I
- 1:15:26play man on Twitch, but I don't have a camera. So yeah,
- 1:15:30yeah, somebody I saw somebody said me the one that you just see me
- 1:15:31play. So the south Park game, Oh yeah, that would be funny.
- 1:15:39I mean, our listen is what they want to smoke and teching.
- 1:15:43Have you played anybody listen? I'm gonna tell you one thing about like I
- 1:15:45said. Like I said before, it's hard to tech it. Mikes matchmaking
- 1:15:50so hard for some reason, like you got to go through a lot of
- 1:15:54hoops and do a lot of different steps. Just a great match. Also,
- 1:15:58I am very afraid of getting my ass beat because I played with somebody
- 1:16:02once and this motherfucker destroyed me, destroyed me, And I'm not about to
- 1:16:11have y'all. I feel like we ain't gonna talk about me in the streets,
- 1:16:15about in the Discord talking. Yeah, yeah, I feel like y'all
- 1:16:17respect me a little bit. They put the game on the Discord game going
- 1:16:23up. Yeah, have y'all about to begin about to give me like forty
- 1:16:26rounds or nothing and then have me all looking all nuts. If you lasted
- 1:16:30forty rounds, that's your fault. Your ass, kept trying, kept trying.
- 1:16:33I'm trying. Listen. I got one off on him though, but
- 1:16:36then he I got one off, but then he made me pay. The
- 1:16:41next couple man said them throw combos was not hitting. Sorry, so you
- 1:16:48have to go through that. This is funny, it said Sending love from
- 1:16:54Aras or sending love from Scottsdale, Arizona proudly part of the twenty foot twenty
- 1:17:00seven percent of female listeners. Hey put all my friends onto your podcast?
- 1:17:03Oh thank you? What's a book you think everyone should read? Question mark?
- 1:17:08And then it says, also, Elsie, how's the twenty twenty four
- 1:17:11girlfriend quest going? Still accepting applications? First of all, I think you've
- 1:17:16heard are you black or white? I don't know. Scottsdale is Scottsdale could
- 1:17:24be. Scottsdale's kind of like Bronson. I might have to keep you on
- 1:17:27keeck A nice scout Pod. Okay, it's nice of Podscostdale. I mean
- 1:17:30there's really no quest right now. I'm just applications. Applications are open.
- 1:17:34Scottsdale. You kind of cooked anywhere. And to be honest, okay,
- 1:17:39be real like man unless you plan on flying My man's out because you know
- 1:17:43we're in not soft guy era, So if you're gonna be courting him,
- 1:17:45you need to fly him out to Arizona. How bet, what's a book
- 1:17:50you think everyone should read? I haven't read a book since probably, like
- 1:17:55I don't know, reread Summer, but not Buddy. The last the last
- 1:18:02book that I can remember, uh project x uh. And it was a
- 1:18:08book. Yeah, it was a book about a about the party. No,
- 1:18:15it was a fucking book. It was about a school shooting. Oh.
- 1:18:19I thought that was a pretty cool book. Last book. That's the
- 1:18:23only book I ever said that. The last book I read was Metropolis and
- 1:18:27like the sci fi class, I was like, twenty thirteen. Oh,
- 1:18:34Brandy was so Brandy's uh listen to audiobooks now, okay? And the best
- 1:18:41way to do it? I feel like that's cheating. And her, I
- 1:18:45guess maybe her headphones or her headphones died or disconnected. Yeah, And it
- 1:18:49was a smut was headphones. I'm stroking that dick, and I'm stroking that
- 1:18:59geek squirre and then fall and squirre, it said, And I sucked him
- 1:19:05route to stem and I was like, whoa, she was listening straight to
- 1:19:10that she was listening to I want to get I want to be rooted in
- 1:19:14stem like and she was like, but I guess it was like a Game
- 1:19:21of Thrones type book ship. I sucked him route to that's like the girls
- 1:19:28posted on the Close Friends and stuffy man whatever. There's one girl I followed.
- 1:19:31She literally only posts like her smart reviews in her Close Friends. I
- 1:19:35was funny as hell. It's so funny. I wouldn't know her name,
- 1:19:40New York or song smart reviews, bro like comedy. Last book I read,
- 1:19:50I said, Mike, you read, I don't read. Listen.
- 1:19:54I listened, Yeah, last one book. I listened to him, still
- 1:19:57listening about to when I finished it again. Yeah, this is my second
- 1:20:00time running through it. Second nerd, it's very good. No, this
- 1:20:05is autobiousy free Malcolm X. Yeah, let's do it twice. Any surprises?
- 1:20:14Did you hear anything new? You don't believe what happened to him at
- 1:20:17the end. Spoiler that the book just ends. There's no conclusion, it's
- 1:20:27I turn the pages blank. No, you just realize how much of a
- 1:20:30wild one thing I'll say, And I say, I think everybody should read
- 1:20:34it, and I'm not trying to do like put my koofie on ship that
- 1:20:36I usually do. White people too should listen to it because it just it
- 1:20:42just it gives you more understanding about like of course, the past and how
- 1:20:45things work today because a lot of those things are still relevant today. And
- 1:20:49I know, especially white people who are sympathetic to the Black cause. White
- 1:20:56like white people who are actually sympathetic to black people and our situation in American
- 1:21:02history history and all that in our present and future. And it would behoove
- 1:21:08you to listen, read whatever you want to do with that book. You
- 1:21:13just see the change in his life, like you can just see how it
- 1:21:15was crazy, just how much of a wild nigga he was because he was
- 1:21:18a wild yes Detroit read wild nigga, wild nigga, like drugged, Like
- 1:21:27he would be up and down, up and down the coat selling weed.
- 1:21:34Uh. He was like a middleman for prop for like pimps and prostitutes.
- 1:21:39Like he would link him up with the hose all types of ship, yeah,
- 1:21:45gambling, gun running, all types of ship. Yeah. Listen,
- 1:21:47he was an activist, but then he was also just recing a nigga.
- 1:21:51Before that he was having you know what I'm saying. Sometimes sometimes he tried
- 1:21:57to get in the box and got his ass be like two three times by
- 1:22:00white for wild white guy. That's when it happened. Maybe that's when it
- 1:22:04happened. M could have this is funny. This was obviously a little premature.
- 1:22:14It's like, can we admit that J Cole is one? And oh
- 1:22:15to Kendrick, I mean his best line that J Cole was, it's just
- 1:22:18big me, like really ninety five percent of the this was to Drake also
- 1:22:23Ryan so hard for Caribou. But then this crediting Cole was crazy. I
- 1:22:28know, I know who this is. Yeah, either way, we don't
- 1:22:33have to say anything. I think I think I think you regret sending this.
- 1:22:39He lets you down so as he often does. Right hmm. Would
- 1:22:47you rather be always sweaty or always itchy? Always sweaty, always itchy?
- 1:22:55Yeah, I do not like sweating. My hands are sweating right now.
- 1:22:58I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like sweat itchy all now you
- 1:23:00crazy, just like having to scratch all bro. The moment you said always
- 1:23:03itchy, I immediately just start feeling my body. Yeah, like I can
- 1:23:08feel always sweat. Irag on me his thing I'm always do that anyway.
- 1:23:13Right now, right now, my picture, my pitts are soaked. I'm
- 1:23:16always sweating, already sweating over there, I sweat. Just there's things you
- 1:23:21can do with that, though, like i'd rather be. You can switch,
- 1:23:25you can keep shirts that you can switch, you keep a rag on
- 1:23:28itchy. It's like, oh you gotta do you just gotta be scratching all
- 1:23:31the time. Oh no, you'll just get used to it. You can.
- 1:23:34No, you don't get used like that. Don't get used to itchy?
- 1:23:38Why not? Because you how old are you now? As you oh
- 1:23:43you used to random itchy spots. I would be if they were itchy all
- 1:23:46the time, Like this is my life, I'm just itching. It's like
- 1:23:49people that have like just like, oh lord, what are you about to
- 1:23:57say? Oh lord, how about saying let the African kids letting the flies?
- 1:24:02Oh my god, Yeah, that's it. No no, no,
- 1:24:10no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no,
- 1:24:14yep, that's that's a great place because probably wasn't. Just like yo,
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