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A Fresh Of Breath Air With Ashley · Never Caught Up

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This is a literally same production.
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Hi. Hi.
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Welcome to the never caught up podcast where we talk about all
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the things we can never catch up on because there's so much
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content to read, watch and listen to.
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I'm. Jules and she's Jay Lee and we
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have Ashley today like we said we were going to do.
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Hi, Hi. Everyone just has to say hi.
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Again, I'm so excited to have Ashley on our. 1st.
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Guest, Our first guest. It's big, it's #11 and.
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It is number 11. Huge.
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I know I'm excited to be here. She's done her research.
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I've seen her notes. Yeah, I've worked on my
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homework. I've been watching TV for like 2
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days straight. That's what we that's what we
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love here, you know, watching all of the content and I always
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say like read, you know, you got to throw in the read there too
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every so often. Right, but did I take my book to
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the beach once while we were? There, I'm going to ask you, no.
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No, not once. I'm still reading alchemized.
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I'm still reading alchemized because I, I, this is my second
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time going through it and so I did it this time like Part 1,
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Part 2 and then back to Part 1 and then then Part 3.
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So I'm in the middle of Part 1. It's a complicated you're.
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Supposed to read it like that. They've like a lot of readers
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who have read it, like this is my second time reading it.
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And this is she's a, she's a big, she's a big girl.
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Like this is like I think like over 1000 pages so.
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It's. Shit, it is a really good book.
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It's a it's a beast. It is a beast.
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I'm going to show you because even though.
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Our Harry Potter I just finished like a a book over 700 pages and
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I thought I was doing something with that.
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No, that's a lot. This is a big book.
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That's this is. A big book I had AII also got it
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on the Kindle because it's too heavy for my.
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I thought to say. Pregnancy.
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Hard back. Yeah, I love a hardback.
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I love a hardback. But yeah, so I read it through
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regularly the first time, but it's been honestly my favorite
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book of 2026. And so I couldn't find another
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book that I wanted to read, so I was just like, screw it, I'm
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just going to reread it. And so a lot of like the
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alkalized fandom say if you do Part 1, Part 2, Part 1 and Part
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3, and if you're familiar with it, if any of our 3 listeners
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have read it, they'll understand why it's it's really it's a
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really good book. And yes, Harry Potter adjacent
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cause the author, the author wrote a dramini fanfic called
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Manacle. And it did so well that
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publishers approached her and were like, you should probably
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write a book. And then.
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So this is manacled but not manacled.
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So this is her first book. Her first book, and I cannot
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find another book that does what this book did to me.
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Yeah. It's her first book.
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It's 1000 pages. Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, technically her second, I guess 'cause Manacled was her
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first, but she couldn't like publish it.
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But that was that was also a beast too.
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It was over 1000 pages. OK, I'll add it to the list.
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Yeah, you just start. It's really publishing One
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Direction fanfic and turn that into thousand page novels.
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I think that's what I'm here for asking for.
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That's what everyone's asking for that I'd maybe read.
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Yeah, I'm I. Have you written some?
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No, I haven't written any, but I do love supernatural fanfic.
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I will say because. It's like.
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It's like inappropriate, but the TV show Supernatural, not like
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just like ghosts and stuff. I mean, I do love the concept of
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an incubus, but. Supernatural.
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Yeah, Supernatural, the TV show fanfic.
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Very good. Like to read a little bit of all
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of my books. Need to have a little smuttiness
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in it. Like it needs to be a little
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risque or a lot of risque. I like that I like didn't read
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for years and then my mother-in-law recommended a book
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to me and I picked up a book for the first time in like 7 years
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and it was total smut and it was like so weird that it came from
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her. Like when I finish it I'm like
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why does she recommend this to me?
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So I'm a little turned off of that category right now.
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I mean I would also if my mother-in-law sent me a smut
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book. Oh my God.
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That's sort of cool though I'm sort of into.
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That, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm here, she can send it to me.
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Right, our relationship to the next level.
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That I would imagine it would. Oh my my God.
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Speaking of sexual liberation, Gloria Steinem died.
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Everyone keeps fucking dying. All the good white people keep
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dying. Literally.
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Except for the one that needs to die or the several that need to
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die. So they're all like like they
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have a necromancer in the in the White House, I'm convinced.
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Like they're just bringing them back to life.
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Probably they have to be. I would say they have to be.
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They're they're definitely puppets.
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They're definitely not alive. Have you ever seen Oh gosh,
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what's it? Ryan from True Blood is in it.
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It's like it's like a puppet and he has his finger over his mouth
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and it's something about don't speak or not speaking.
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Pray the liars. No, it's a movie.
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I'll look it up. Hang on, sorry, but it reminded
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me of that because in the end the person is a puppet and so
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it's like an. Old not to bring it back to
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alchemist, but in this book they do like bring people back to
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life and then they'll use corpses to put other people's
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like bodies in. I'm very it's a very dark book.
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They got to be getting this stuff from somewhere, you know?
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I'm telling you like, And so every time I read it and they're
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like, oh, talking about the Litches who are like dead people
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with dead corpses, with people's essence in them, I'm like, oh,
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that's true. Or definitely Mitch McConnell,
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unless he actually died. Did he?
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Did he act like? Somebody has to mind.
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I think he's dead, but I was talking about dead silence.
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That's what the movie is with Ryan Quanton.
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I saw, I didn't see it, but I saw the the thingy, the ACT,
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Yeah. And I was like, intriguing
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because we are in spooky season. It's officially spooky.
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Season. It's Mitch.
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McConnell is still technically alive.
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Oh my. God and Gloria Steinem is gone.
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Horrible. So depressing.
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Passionate and wrong, folks. Yeah, hard pivot, but we do get
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one win and that's that. Giada De Laurentiis is on
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Dancing with the Stars. Dina.
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I love. She is my mother.
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She was my first mother, my first TV mother.
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Incredible. OK, this might be a hot take.
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Is she the one that when she's saying an Italian ingredient,
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she says it bikini? That is her.
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Don't love? That but.
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She's Italian, OK, so she has to do that.
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You even realize that she was on Dancing with the Stars.
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They just announced it. Yeah, on the brand new one.
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Wait, I'm talking about the full cast.
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Yes, let me. I'm just enthralled with Ciara
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being on it and just being amazing.
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Hope for the best. Julia Stiles is on it.
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Oh yeah, that's right. That's.
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You're going to do her little, you know, the yeah, save the
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last dance. Yeah, Kyle will do it for us.
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He loves those. Movies, OH.
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Please. And then we could put that on
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the reel. He'll save his last dance.
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It's for us. OK, Jenna Dewan.
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Is that Channing Tatum's ex? Sorry to refer to a woman as her
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husband's ex. Yikes.
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But that is Channing Tatum's ex-wife.
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It is. She had a breakout role in 2006
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film Step Up So Oh. I know.
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She can say Jenna Dewan breakout breakout in Step Up in 2006.
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Step up, 2006. Yeah, OK, perfect.
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Rolls out the tongue. Yeah, Tatiana Ali.
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Oh, right. That I'm I'm very interested in
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in seeing. Or why?
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Why? I don't know, I just AM.
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You have some tea. No, I don't.
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You know what we don't? You know something we don't?
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No, I just, I just like a child, child star coming back, you
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know, give us the judge. I'm excited to see her.
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Taylor Hansen from Hansen. Brothers.
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Oh my God. One of those, one of those I
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don't know. Moving on.
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Yeah, I wouldn't know. Ezra French.
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Even less. I don't know who that is.
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No clue. He's a Paralympic gold medalist.
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Slay. Okay, yeah.
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Look at us, we're all cancelled. Go off Ezra, Hey, we're
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learning, okay? Do not know Amber Glenn.
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I know the name and I'm going to look it up right now.
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Olympic gold medalist, three time U.S.
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National champion for figure skating.
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Like, are we supposed to know Olympic and Paralympic athletes?
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I know that might be kind of fucked up, but.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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I mean, people have like. Work, Mama I.
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Don't know many Olympians unless they've been on like a reality
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show. I knew Apollo Ono.
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He was the he was speed skating. Yes, correct.
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And what's his? Face, of course I Lochte.
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He was on Traders and he was on Worst Cooks in America.
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Great show. I Lochte, I know, I know another
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one. OK.
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Who else is there? Who else is on there?
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And then the last like interesting 1 Sarah Jane Nader.
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Oh, you love them? You are a fan of them?
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The Naders. Yeah, I watch their show.
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The Sisters. And she's dancing with a woman.
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Yeah, OK. That's even more interesting.
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That I'm totally here for. I mean, I'm also here for Harry
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Shum Junior, who I also think is going to do very well because
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he, like, he actually can dance. Glee.
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I mean, he's from a lot of different things, but also from
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Glee. I love him, I'm a big fan of
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his. Connor Lee of it.
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I love it. Or however you say their last
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name. Oh, Whitney's husband, yes.
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Yes, Rodriguez. Oh, from Jimmy Kimmel.
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Get out. Oh my God I love his little this
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is so cute. He's like it's this is I.
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I need a sob with my voice. But he is the oldest person I
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think. He's a yeah, he's a grown man.
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Oh, I'm totally going for him. Also, if you look at like, so
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I'm on the abc.com, like the show page.
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Yeah, if you look at all their pictures, all of them are kind
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of the same, except for Sierra, because she has her like,
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feathers up. And I'm just like, yes girl,
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main character energy. How do you think she's going to
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do? I think she's going to get
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decently, decently far, but I don't know.
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I see, like I see some of these other folks and I'm like, like
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Harry Schum Junior. I honestly, he could actually
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dance. So I feel like he's probably
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like, he can actually dance like he's, that's what he does, you
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know? So I feel like.
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There's more audience or like actual?
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No idea. It can depend.
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You need to have a little bit of both because like Whitney went
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home last season and she was amazing, but the audience didn't
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like. Her.
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They didn't like her, Yeah. I feel.
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But Harry Schumer is also very likable.
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He feel like he's just like a little koala bear, like.
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Yeah, he's a contender. I agree with that.
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Yeah. I would even say Julia Styles.
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I want to, I I'm, I'm heavy on Sierra too, but I just, I feel
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like she's going to make it maybe like halfway through, but
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I fear she does not have enough general clout with like the
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masses. Like think of like you don't.
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Think. With OK.
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Think of like. Demographic for prime time,
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there's all sorts of like. She's up against like some
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bigger stars in this. I mean, Julia Stiles is like a
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film star for any. I feel like she's, yeah.
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Also, Jiada doesn't really look like herself in this photo, I
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think. Like I'm not trying to be mean
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but. I didn't recognize her.
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I didn't recognize. Her at all?
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I saw something online about like a mystery person leaving
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and their face was fully covered and people were commenting and
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saying it was Jiada. And then I thought that was
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crazy. I just thought everyone was like
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being funny and so I commented Sheena because I know she wants
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it and she's not getting it. But it was Giada, so they were
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right. Oh, interesting.
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So she's not going to be on it. No, she is on it.
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She was just like before they announced her.
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She was. She was the mystery.
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Person. OK, OK, OK, OK.
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Yeah, I don't know. And some of these other folks, I
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mean Ezra Finch, it depends. I don't know.
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I feel like athletes don't do typically well.
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Yeah, depending on your sport. And I'm trying to see what his
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sport is like. He OH.
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He says Savannah Banana. 100 excuse me.
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Oh, that's. Cool, that'd be cool.
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Is he? Wait, what?
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What was the name? Ezra.
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Ezra Fresh. Oh no.
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No, no. No T, 6300m long jump and high
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jump. So those are like, you know,
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maybe maybe he'll maybe he'll surprise us.
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I don't know. I would love now just because he
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just looks like an uncle. I would love for Guillermo
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Rodriguez to get really far. He'll go far because last
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season, Andy Richter, he was like barely moving out there and
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he made it almost to the final because people just loved him.
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And Mexican uncles, yeah, They can move.
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They can move. I'm, I'm I like I've seen, you
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know, I, yeah. Karen was going to show us
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something. I'm here for it.
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Like I actually might like tune in TuneIn.
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He's 55. He's not that old.
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Oh, he's 520. Wow, he's a real guy.
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Sorry, I probably shouldn't do that.
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My gosh, that's so demeaning to little men who can't take being
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called little. This is great though, I'm here
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for this. I want him to wear Mexican
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inspired outfits like I feel like his promo jacket is, but I
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want all of them to be Mexican inspired.
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I might just watch this for him. Look at me go.
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I should have watched it for Sierra, but.
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And Maura Higgins is on there too, yeah.
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Maura love her. She looked fierce in the photos.
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And she's got a good. Partner Was he?
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Was he on traitors? Was he the one on traitors too?
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Or is he? Just like some Mark Ballas.
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Yeah, OK. That's what I thought.
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Yeah, yeah, he's really good, love.
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It I'm excited for her. I kind of love the the Bravo
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fear pipeline to Dancing with the Stars right now.
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Like. Yeah.
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It's always been like this. Lisa Renna, I think.
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I'm pretty sure. Lisa.
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Renna, Lisa. Vander.
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I think Rena was. I know Vanderpump was because
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Vanderpump. Wasn't like Dancing with the
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Stars. Yeah, because I think that was
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when she did her like, passing out thing and like, like the
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girls would go and they'd watch her dance, but like at one point
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she like, fainted or something and it was like speculated that
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it wasn't for real. But I don't really know.
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I think that's correct. I could just be making things
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up. I just have too much Housewives
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content in my head. It's all one thing.
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Yeah, you're the encyclopedia of Bravo for me.
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Basically, basically, basically, OK, well, note for you, Jay Lee,
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that I saw Jesse on Peloton and it's so funny because he loves
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the Latina instructors. I'm.
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Going to have to have a conversation with him.
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No, I'm just kidding. Every time I look, it's like him
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in one of like it's like Camilla or Robin or like something like
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that and it's just so funny. And we're.
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Just like always doing Cody. He like yelling at him he
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doesn't respond well to to men like he just I.
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Only do Cody. I do Cody and Camilla because
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yeah everyone else is just like a lot. 2 days fine.
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Yeah, he loves, he loves Bad Bunny Run and whatever.
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And like every time he sees you on a class and you guys aren't
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together, he always comes out. He's like, yo, Julian just
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doesn't. He doesn't fucking relax.
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He doesn't rest when he has to rest.
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They tell us to rest and just doesn't rest.
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I don't. I literally don't.
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Yeah, I'm the peloton. I'm very glad I, I literally
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bought it for him. I, I, I loathe cycling classes
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like I loathe cycling in general, unless I'm like, on a
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bicycle outside, like I just feel like just get.
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My gosh, outside is harder. I but you but inside is.
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Yeah, inside is hard because of like the monotony of it, but you
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have to get used to it. I got used to it eventually and
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now I'm like. I I have tried, I'm here.
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I have tried SO. Hard.
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You have to watch TV and I watch Pretty Little Liars.
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I watch the Housewives. It's just like something I
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could. Just do that on my walking path
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so that I have my walking. Path and I do that.
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Or I have to my little stretches.
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But for some for whatever. I've never been into cycling and
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Jesse loves it. Comfortable.
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It hurts my butt. It hurts my butt so.
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Bad. It's not great, it's not great
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for that, but but I love it. Yeah.
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It's just funny to see him on there.
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Yeah, he loves his Latinas. He does.
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He really does. If Becky G ever does like a host
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class, I'm pretty sure he would just have that class on repeat.
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He loves Becky G He loves Becky G.
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Artist series, he's always in there.
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Anything else going on or should we jump into the stuff since
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we're at 20 minutes? I know already, although I did
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see and I don't even know his name, but Phaedra's dating that
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traitor's costar. CTCT.
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Yeah. I'm so here for it.
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Really. So I didn't see that season of
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traitors. Fun fact, Phaedra's my
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daughter's name. Phaedra's my daughter's name,
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according to my dad. Yeah.
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So maybe. Her in utero name.
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But yeah, she called. Her phaedra while she's in the
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belly, yeah. That's a little phaedra.
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We're calling her shady Fei Fei, Frick and frack.
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Frick and frack I'm. Frick and fraud Yeah, no, I'm
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excited about that because it's like been what, 2 years since
20:17
that happened to or like since they're on the show so it's not
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like they did it like immediately after.
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So it feels more like is this real?
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This could be real. I love CT because I used to
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watch the challenge when he was on that.
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So yeah. How old is Phaedra?
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Late 40s, early 50s. She's close to Nini's age.
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Oh girl. That's what you do recall.
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I mean, OK, I'm going to take that back.
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She's 52. Yeah, you were just talking
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about a 50 year old man like a cute little baby.
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He is a cute little baby. He's 52, he's my height and.
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OK, he's 46. Oh work Mama, we love that.
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That's not bad and I feel. Like to see it?
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After you hit a certain age, like both of you hit a certain
21:06
age, nobody cares about your age gap unless it's Sharon.
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Or boyfriend. I just feel like I can never
21:11
tell how old favors trust him. But that's also that, yeah,
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that's true. And you never know when she's
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going to have her baby either. So she's.
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I know she's something Oh no girl I'm like 6 months or
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something but I just. Don't those babies not to get
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out of here. Get out of.
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Here just what so funny. Oh, I love her so much.
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I love her so much. Interesting, very interesting.
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I'm going to have to do a little bit more research on him just to
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see. But yeah, I found that very
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interesting because I, I saw the picture 1st and again, I, I
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haven't seen, I have not seen traitors except for like the
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first season. And I found it interesting
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because I was like, oh, white man.
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And then I was like, oh, traitors, Interesting.
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Because I for some reason I just didn't see her.
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Well the white guy watched the first season but didn't see
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anything else. Because the first season is
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crazy. Because it's like celebrities
22:09
and regulars mixed together. And then they stopped doing that
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because of how, like, tragic. The end.
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No, I'm sorry. The first one that I watched was
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with Bob the Drag Queen. That's the first one.
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There Oh, oh, OK, you. Did.
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Yeah, I think so. My dad.
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Was because I've seen that season.
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Yeah, and I love Bob. Bob, Bob the Queen.
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They just kept calling him Bob the Q, Bob the Queen, Bob the
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Qi. Love seeing how everybody
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decides to spell people's names at the round table.
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Yeah, Bob Q. Bob Yeah.
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Just. Oh, God, Just yeah.
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And then once he got booted off, I was like, OK.
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Yeah. But yeah, sorry, I just saw that
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piece of brick and news and I wanted to, I don't know where
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that accent came from. I wanted to just mention that we
23:05
can probably segue into Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17
23:09
Reunion Part 3 because it was very it was.
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Yeah, I didn't really. I thought it was just a.
23:19
Like a it was OK of. Course it was OK and the
23:22
fighting and of course all that was never going to, like get
23:24
resolved. And that's the only thing that I
23:27
wanted to even talk about because I just feel like every
23:31
time Shamia tries to bring something up in regards to
23:34
proving her point or showing receipts of Portia not wanting
23:38
her to be on the show, it always falls flat because the receipts,
23:41
air quotes that she brought up weren't even that.
23:43
Like it didn't make any sense to me.
23:46
And again, she I just feel like she's trying so hard to have a
23:51
storyline and whatever and she's just falling flat.
23:56
Yeah, like rum bum was never going to happen.
23:58
Sorry, but that was never going to happen.
24:00
Like. And as someone who worked in The
24:04
Who still kind of works in the wine and spirits industry, like
24:08
of all categories, rum girl Mama, nobody drinks rum.
24:13
You can't even send Peaches over there.
24:15
You're not even allowed to ship the Peaches, girl, you can't
24:18
even do that. So it doesn't matter if you want
24:20
to. Peach something, why didn't you
24:22
get like whiskey or like bourbon?
24:25
Because that's more that'll be distilled in the United States,
24:29
first of all, and it'll be easier.
24:30
She doesn't. She just wants to go to Granada.
24:33
And see those beautiful men. Yeah, I get it.
24:35
And I can't blame her. Yeah.
24:37
I can't. Either, but I just feel like
24:40
girl and then the whole like like bum casting.
24:45
I don't know, whatever I. Can't.
24:48
As a person with a butt, I can't.
24:52
I don't know. I was just so like, this is
24:54
weird. Yeah.
24:56
And I just felt like that. Yeah, it was.
24:58
It was a nice on the show. No, but she's still going to be
25:02
there. But it was like a a relatively
25:05
chill ending. Yeah, I will just say K.
25:09
Michelle is just my favorite. He's hilarious.
25:13
Portia obviously is my fave fave but then K.
25:15
Michelle is my is my definitely. I mean, first season and she
25:18
was. She killed it.
25:21
Yeah, yeah. And I know.
25:24
First chair. First chair.
25:26
I know that kind of made Shamia feel some type of way too like
25:30
it had to. Well, yeah, 'cause she tried to
25:33
get that last little bit of drama in there and then that
25:37
didn't even work to get you to the.
25:38
Talking about someone's mother. She's crazy.
25:43
That whole thing was a lot. The way everyone is like Shamia,
25:46
No, like K. Michelle, K Michelle's face.
25:49
Who changes? Everybody was like Shamia girl.
25:53
No, yeah. But they've been hinting at it
25:56
for so long, it's like, OK, don't.
25:59
Bring it up on. TV don't bring it up, but now we
26:02
know. Listen, if somebody mentions my
26:04
mom, the only person who can talk bad about my mom is me, OK?
26:09
And I will reach across the table.
26:11
I don't care where we are in Germany or Scotland or wherever.
26:15
I don't even remember Scotland. I think that's where they were
26:17
Scotland. Where they were, yeah.
26:19
Yeah, I would have reached across the table and I would
26:21
have. I would have.
26:23
I would have shifted her wig, in the words of She by Sheree.
26:27
Mr. Lindsay Lohan's dad, Yeah, that was it.
26:30
No, that was that was it. That was literally it was just
26:34
nice calm ending. But it's going to be the same
26:36
group next time around so I'm sure more do.
26:40
You think, do you think Nini will be friend of?
26:44
No, I think I they released the cast and I think Cynthia's the
26:46
only friend of I have a feeling. That they might not as like, not
26:53
as heavy as Cynthia is on it, but I think that she's going to.
26:57
I they might. I'm sure Portia will try to or
26:59
will, but yeah. The same way I felt like Don
27:04
Juan and Carmen were like not friend of but you know the candy
27:10
clode you click. Yeah, they're the shade, sirs.
27:13
I love the way you say Don Juan because he didn't say his name
27:17
like that. He just said Don Juan.
27:19
I know, but it's Don Juan, you know?
27:23
Yeah, well, yeah. And so do we want to get into
27:27
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OK, good. Are we good?
28:14
Yeah. All right.
28:16
Major Slay. I love it.
28:18
OK. Mr. Slay.
28:22
All right, Love Island Season 8 reunion.
28:24
That was two hours long, and I fell asleep the first time I
28:27
tried to watch it, and then I had to rewatch it.
28:29
So yeah. I fell asleep a couple of times.
28:35
It doesn't need to be two hours. I was literally painting while I
28:39
was listening to it for the most.
28:41
Part I'd rather it be two hours than them drag it out over like
28:47
3 nights. Two or three, yeah, but still, I
28:51
don't know, like, all of the unseen footage, like, oh, you
28:57
know, the core of four Islanders got their phone backs and never,
29:01
of course, never before seen footage.
29:03
I'm sorry. Who cares?
29:04
And they're super famous. They have a million Instagram
29:07
followers. Maybe keep it just for the
29:10
winners. Yeah, but like, for all of them.
29:15
Like, I don't know. I, I, I was, I don't know, like,
29:19
I, I'm a big Trinity and Bryce fan and Anaya and Carl fan.
29:25
I don't like Kada and Zach. Oh, I really don't like Kada.
29:29
OK, I was giving major wig. Major wig.
29:33
At least, at least it was giving done because the.
29:36
Whole total wig face. Like.
29:39
It's hard. You're on an island, no.
29:42
No, no, no, no. I mean, like, at one point it
29:46
felt like she was comfortable enough to not have her
29:48
extensions anymore on the island, and she looked good.
29:52
And I don't know why she won't just like, keep going with that.
29:56
Like it just feels like there's so much hair on her head.
29:59
Too much. Was giving a little bit of a
30:01
helmet, but also her facial expression.
30:04
She's just, why are you so like she's just so nasty to me.
30:07
Yeah. I don't even know her personally
30:09
but like she's just. She just gives mean girl energy.
30:12
Leaning back on Zach, rolling her eyes, twirling her hair like
30:17
going hand. Over yourself like you're with
30:19
the looser the hair because it's not her.
30:22
Hair gather him. But yes, I don't, I didn't like
30:27
that. I didn't like her I'd
30:29
positioning. I don't care for any of them to
30:31
be honest. But I know.
30:34
Yeah, I didn't like how they were sitting and just like
30:35
leaning back like that. And it's like, sit up.
30:38
Yeah. It was the reunion.
30:40
It was Andy's. Here, Andy's here.
30:44
Like, I don't know, we're also professional reunion watchers, I
30:48
feel. And so you have to come with a
30:51
certain bravado when you come to reunions.
30:54
Yeah, it's like she walked in acting like she was that girl.
30:59
Better than everybody there, bigger than whatever she was
31:03
doing. Constantly voted last.
31:06
She cried about it. She.
31:07
Brought that energy that she brought that energy, the whole,
31:11
the whole, yeah, she thought that she loses shit.
31:14
Like, I don't know, She's just like, and I, I, I'm not, she
31:20
does suck. I'm not a fan.
31:23
I'm not a fan of hers at all. I really do get.
31:27
In a fight, love Trinity, nothing wrong with that.
31:30
Yeah, no, but all of the all of all of her clips from like high
31:36
school when they all resurfaced of her like literally getting
31:39
into fights, like she just gives mean girl.
31:41
But I forgot she was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:44
Oh yeah, I forgot who she was going after.
31:48
She starts fighting with that Che or Chai or whatever his name
31:51
is that guy about. Oh, and I was like, Oh yeah.
31:54
Really like this is my first time on Instagram I don't know
31:58
how it worked. Yeah, and he's.
32:00
Just like, no, you weren't supposed to like.
32:01
Comments. That was cute.
32:03
I'm liking comments all the time, it's actually a lot of
32:06
fun. I love you.
32:07
Like and Kaita, you are not the shit.
32:09
You are not that serious, girl. Like you're really not.
32:11
No, you're not. They're.
32:12
Exclusive, but they're not boyfriend and girlfriend yet.
32:16
I love him and he was like, so explain to me what the
32:18
difference is? What?
32:21
And they can't. They're just putting it on for
32:24
the show, it seems. It's like a lot.
32:26
Yeah. What else?
32:27
The other thing I can't take is this pouring into each other.
32:33
Everyone saying I poured into you so much and BLOB.
32:37
I hate that. Where did that come from and why
32:41
is everyone saying it? It's ridiculous it came from.
32:45
Casey. Oh, I can't stand it.
32:48
I literally can't stand hearing that I poured into you, they
32:51
just say. Lame stuff.
32:53
They're, yeah, literally. They're just like saying things.
32:56
Yeah. I mean, they're all young too,
32:58
so it's like they're brain. So what are you?
33:02
What did they They said people online were calling them birds.
33:07
Oh my God, brain. That's right.
33:12
Nailed it. Yeah, it's true.
33:16
I want to compromise with you, Jen.
33:17
Oh, my God. And that's.
33:20
Why Jen? Yeah, Jen.
33:23
Kind of like having a moment after Love I Yeah.
33:28
Yeah, I I feel like she didn't get enough like, and I think
33:32
Andy summed it up perfectly with like she they were like, you're
33:35
giving a nothing burger, but then you're an everything bagel.
33:38
Also very corny, but whatever. Yeah, what the hell was?
33:43
That I just feel like she didn't, I don't know.
33:47
She strikes me as the type of person who gets a lot of
33:50
attention. And then she got into the villa
33:53
and she didn't get a lot of attention and then she left.
33:55
And then she just knew how to be like savvy with social and
33:59
stuff. Because even like all of the
34:01
stuff that she would put out with Gaul in the coffee shop, I
34:05
mean, I think she's really smart in terms of like the social
34:08
aspect. And she also has, in my opinion,
34:10
she also has this level of I really don't care.
34:14
Yeah, this is not that serious to me.
34:17
Whereas Kate is the complete opposite.
34:19
Yeah, Katie cares and you can tell, but Jen got brand deals
34:23
with like Carl's junior, I think skims.
34:27
Which is really perfect for her I think.
34:29
Yeah, so. Go on.
34:31
I didn't see any of that on my algorithm, but I believe that
34:35
that happened to her. She's she's legit.
34:39
She her, I feel like her Trinity and Anaya really blew up.
34:47
I guess like they're they're the three in, in my mind.
34:50
That or they come to mind in terms of like bigger brand
34:54
deals, you know, bigger campaigns, like they're getting
34:57
tapped for things, whereas the rest of them aren't.
35:00
Although I do think that Kaita was like she's turning into a
35:04
model or something. Yeah, I mean, she does look like
35:08
a model. Yeah, at least I think so.
35:11
She could take a pic that's for sure.
35:14
I do like Anaya's extensions. Yeah, I like her.
35:18
Long hair looks good. Yeah.
35:21
I agree. I agree there's something up
35:23
with her dress that I wasn't living for, but I think she
35:26
looks beautiful. I I saw this thing on Instagram
35:31
like she went and donated money to like a old high school or
35:36
something and. For 500 bucks.
35:42
Like you showed up in a Mercedes to donate $500?
35:45
500 bucks, I mean crazy give it you.
35:50
That's more than Brit Edie gave. So you know the girls on TV?
35:58
Yeah. Also, when they're like Melanie,
36:00
do you trust sincere? And then cricket crickets.
36:06
In Times Square. It's Melanie and I had to take
36:09
my glasses off for this Melanie baby girl.
36:12
Melanie, you saw the whole season.
36:16
The Internet is literally talking to you.
36:19
Why are you still with this man? Your sister was crying to your
36:23
face. Bryce thrice like trying to.
36:27
Figure it out for herself. And she, everybody was going up
36:32
against. I don't know how to feel about
36:33
Melanie, everybody. Like.
36:35
Melanie with her, she makes these dumb decisions about who
36:39
to date, but like, then she'll talk and give this advice and it
36:43
sounds like sound advice, but then she's out here making the
36:49
dumbest moves. I like Melanie because she
36:52
reminds me of a younger me. Like I see her insecurities.
36:57
I see. I don't think what's interesting
36:59
is like, I don't think Melanie's a mean girl the way I think like
37:03
Kayda is. Like I agree.
37:06
I don't think Melanie's a mean girl.
37:07
I think that she has been mean girled.
37:10
So she is very clear, like I'm not.
37:13
I just I agree. I think for her friends, you
37:17
know, like I think back to the whole Casey and Anaya situation
37:20
where where Anaya was crying and Melanie was Melanie was
37:24
literally pouring into her and my God lifting her up and she's
37:30
not taking that. I don't know what it is about
37:34
sincere. He's not even that cute.
37:37
He's really not. He's little talking about women.
37:40
It's a. Little but they look so cute
37:41
together. Like I hate to say that I.
37:44
Honestly, they give every Bronx couple yeah, I, I like, I know
37:53
she's Dominican. I, I want to say he's Latino
37:56
too. I don't know if he's like put
37:58
her like Caribbean Latino or what, but like it just gives
38:03
every Bronx couple or every like New York City couple that I've
38:07
seen before that are destined to break up because he's toxic.
38:11
And she and she needs to like love herself a little bit more.
38:16
And she's a beautiful girl. Like she's a a beautiful woman.
38:19
Excuse me. She's very pretty.
38:22
So I just don't understand. Yeah, I know.
38:26
It seems like she has a good head on her shoulder, but then
38:28
like she does these things like say so sincere.
38:33
Big applause, everyone. Oh my God, I hated that.
38:37
I hated that it. Just got to happening that's
38:39
all. I can hear my notes literally go
38:40
big applause everyone and then I say I fell asleep.
38:45
Did you see her like exchange with Kenzie?
38:49
Yes, and then they hug and cry. Kenzie, that's another one.
38:56
She she annoys me like it's like there's like kata.
39:00
Kata and soul are Mean Girls, but soul?
39:03
Packages it up. We got to talk about soul in a
39:06
minute. Souls Wrath.
39:08
Stand her. I can't stand her Kenzie in like
39:12
the Kenzie makes bad decisions like I'm including the hair part
39:18
that she did. I don't know what was going on
39:20
with that hair thing. I.
39:21
Was there? Oh, I think her hair looked
39:22
pretty. I don't know.
39:24
It was something a baby. I'm used to it not being so
39:28
volumous or whatever. I don't know, It just kind of
39:30
was jarring for me. I was very surprised that she
39:36
and Dylan were still together and saying I love you and all
39:41
this other stuff, but go off. I'm, I'm not believing it.
39:46
I'm like, Lindsay, blink if you're safe.
39:49
I don't know. I just feel like she's like
39:51
scared to break up with him. I was going to say Dylan's blink
39:55
if you're safe. She gives a little cuckoo.
39:57
She's from Kennesaw. She's from Kyle.
40:00
We need to drive down there and check up on her right?
40:02
She's not there. No, she's not.
40:04
She's not in Kennesaw. Also, she could find 50 of that
40:08
man in Kennesaw. I don't know why she had to go
40:10
to an island in Fiji. You.
40:12
Know. Like you just drive on over to
40:15
South Carolina or North Carolina and just like.
40:17
No, he's right there in Kennesaw, I'm sure.
40:19
Right at the little downtown shops, the Whole Foods.
40:22
Like but then I. Don't know why they're together
40:24
still or like her. That connection is her.
40:27
Dropping into the Clam slam, I'm like, can we stop?
40:30
And then calling it the clams. I mean, I'm going to forever
40:34
call it a clam slam now. Like, that's just, I want to
40:37
just continue to say clam slam. I don't know.
40:39
She that whole situation was just weird.
40:43
But yeah, her and that whole Melanie thing.
40:45
And This is why I'm like, Melanie, you're just such a
40:47
sweet girl. You're such a girl's.
40:49
Girl, I feel like, like Kinzie thought she really was being a
40:54
good friend to Melanie and Melanie's.
40:56
Like, you don't, you don't reach the level of like what a good
41:00
friend is to me. Like my standard is much higher
41:04
than you even realize. Or.
41:07
But yeah. But Jen said something similar.
41:11
Did she? I mean, not on the reunion, but
41:14
didn't Jen say something to her like on the show about like,
41:18
you're my best friend in here or whatever, but I wouldn't trust
41:21
you outside because of the whole Gaul situation.
41:24
Yes, Jen said that to her. So it's.
41:29
Like Kenzie? I don't know, girl.
41:30
Maybe you and Saul could be friends.
41:33
Probably. I mean, everybody's kind of
41:35
like, Kenzie, you're moving a certain way.
41:37
And she's like, no, like, I'm not doing that at all.
41:41
And I think she, like, really thinks she's being innocent and
41:46
people are like, no, this is not cool.
41:49
And she really thinks she's just like, doing things that are OK.
41:53
And then Dylan. The only child.
41:55
Too. Yeah, and then Dylan was sweet.
41:59
He earned some points in my book for that.
42:03
I mean, I don't know, he he was basically like, you know,
42:07
because he was, he was, I don't, I think he was appropriately
42:11
tough on her during the show. And then I guess when he looked
42:15
back on it, he watched the show, it wasn't that serious or
42:17
whatever. And so he said it's not that
42:20
serious or whatever. And so work.
42:24
I guess I, yeah, I felt like during the show he was being too
42:32
tough on her, but I could see how he could feel that way with,
42:35
like, the intensity of being in there.
42:37
Yeah. And then like, to your point, he
42:39
looked back and it's like, OK, it wasn't that serious.
42:43
And then people like chatting and then you have fucking Corbin
42:45
AI saying all this shit like. OK hot take.
42:49
I love Corbin and Parmita and I'm so sad they're not together.
42:53
I'm not a normal cat, I'm a Persian cat.
42:56
I wasn't that. I love her, I hated parmesan
43:03
cheese when she first came on. Like, I really did not like her,
43:08
but towards the end, I actually did like her.
43:11
I did not mind them together, but I knew they weren't going to
43:15
make it. Because she's 2728.
43:18
He's 22. She seems.
43:21
Yeah. Oh, what he's.
43:24
Oh hell no, that was never going.
43:26
To work. No, he's and she's much older.
43:29
She seemed a little bit more like even keeled and like ready
43:34
to like settle down kind of thing.
43:39
And I know he thought she was too good for him.
43:43
I think that he needs to grow like he's way too young, like
43:47
he's way too young and I don't. Realize that age difference.
43:52
Especially, and I know it sounds really bad, I know, but
43:56
especially when the ages are flipped, because yes, it is, it
44:00
is much easier. Like Jesse, when Jesse and I
44:02
met, he, he's six years older than me.
44:04
So we met when I was 21, so he was 27.
44:09
So I feel like sometimes that's a little bit more palatable than
44:14
the other way around because men just take longer to bake.
44:19
They're just not. They ain't there yet, yeah.
44:22
They ain't there yet, no. Even still, I feel like only
44:26
like, yeah, you only get good when you're like 40.
44:30
Jesse's 40. We're still.
44:32
Good. That's what I mean.
44:32
You get good. He's still trying.
44:34
He's still working on it. He's still.
44:37
He's still in the oven, Yeah. It's still on Preheat.
44:41
It's not fully baked yet. No, he's he's good.
44:44
But yeah, I just feel like it's easier that way.
44:47
And and she just also like she just seemed like she was ready
44:51
to to whatever. But I wasn't surprised when they
44:54
weren't together. Like I really wasn't.
44:57
And I don't know but but looks wise I agree with you.
45:00
Like I just felt like they were really cute and like perfect for
45:04
each other, but I just. Thought they were so cute
45:06
together, even in the villa, like the way they acted around
45:09
each other. But it was easy.
45:12
Yeah, yeah. But I can see them, 'cause she,
45:15
I, I believe she relocated to Miami for him.
45:18
She did. From what was it?
45:22
From San Antonio or Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:24
Tech. No, I think it's San.
45:26
Antonio OK. And I can see why you made that
45:29
move. She she gives Miami girl.
45:33
Yeah, I thought she already lived in Miami.
45:36
She gives Miami girl she's going to be fine, but I can totally
45:40
see them leaving the villa together and trying to make it
45:44
work. She also gives a little crazy,
45:47
like, she like a a healthy amount of crazy.
45:49
Like I am like, you know, like, like, yeah, like.
45:52
That's my man. That's my man who's texting you.
45:55
Who's who you talking to? Don't approach my man.
45:58
And I can see them like I could see it, them going outgoing to a
46:01
club, going to a bar or whatever.
46:03
And he's, he's attractive, he's tall.
46:06
He. Looks nice.
46:07
She's going to use him to get into clubs to get some
46:10
connections because he's connected down there.
46:12
Like she knows what she's doing. Parmita's going to be just fine.
46:15
She's going to be fine and I think she'll be better off
46:17
without him. Yeah, she is.
46:19
He's a little stepping stone, and that's OK.
46:21
Corbin. Yeah, Corbin, if you're
46:23
listening, you're going to be fine too.
46:25
Yeah. No, you will.
46:26
Definitely. He's listening, yeah.
46:28
He's. Listening.
46:29
No straight male listeners are banned, unfortunately.
46:32
They've actually we've been. We've blocked all of them.
46:34
Well, if he's AI, he'll pick this up.
46:36
Yeah, he'll pick this up. Yeah, he just has to plug
46:39
himself in like a little avatar, you know?
46:41
Yeah. OK before you get into souls
46:44
wrath I just want to share my wrath about the ring that
46:48
Sincere is wearing because it's so gigantic and obnoxious.
46:51
Just a big huge ring. It was just a giant like class
46:55
ring looking thing. It was so stupid about all
47:00
tracks. Exactly.
47:02
You know what I just Oh no it's it's literally his Texas Tech
47:06
university class ring. Embarrassed.
47:09
OK I see it now. I googled sincere love island
47:12
reunion ring and whole Reddit thread came up.
47:15
What kind of ring is sincere? Where?
47:17
What are they saying? That it was annoying and
47:19
everyone hated. It so much I haven't seen a post
47:23
about this and like what? Any ideas?
47:25
It's a Big 12 championship ring from when he was at Texas Tech.
47:29
And someone goes, you know the cast is too young when they're
47:31
still wearing their college year.
47:33
We knew they were too young when they.
47:34
Were. Talking about things they.
47:36
Did in high school, No. The high school references.
47:40
Someone said someone said what did he play?
47:43
And then another OP said college girls.
47:49
Someone said this is his daylight ring.
47:50
Shout out to Vampire Diaries. Oh my God.
47:55
I love Reddit, like Reddit could be so bad but also so good, so
48:01
good. It's all about perspective.
48:05
Oh my God. But yeah, that ring is who
48:07
Gigorn miss that wasn't. It was stupid.
48:10
It was stupid. That was like, you can't talk
48:13
about sincere and like have anything positive to say.
48:17
No, not really. Like nobody did.
48:19
He's all just shaming him to his face.
48:22
Like, I mean, the whole season was shaming him to and oh, this
48:25
is what when Kenzie had I guess mentioned, yeah, I feel like
48:29
Melanie and Sincere got too much air time because they were the
48:33
show this season. Like, let's be honest, they were
48:36
really the show and the fact that they made it to the core 4
48:39
was crazy. But yeah, this whole season was
48:43
him shaming himself like. What?
48:46
Yeah, but it's like. He.
48:50
Somebody will call him out for something and he's like, yeah,
48:55
you're right. And I'm just, I'm going to do
48:57
better because I got to do better.
48:59
And then he'll go do the exact same thing.
49:03
I mean, the bar is literally in hell.
49:05
There's literally the only up to go from here, my dude.
49:09
Like there's, there's like, there's no, like, I don't know
49:14
how. It's just kind of a lost cause.
49:18
I can almost tell like he grew up with women because he takes
49:22
being shamed so well. Like he just sits there and
49:25
listens and takes it. Yes, I I agree.
49:28
Especially Latino women. I want to know how old he is.
49:32
He's 25. Oh, that's older than I thought.
49:37
I thought he was like 2122. Oh, I was, yeah, I thought like
49:42
23. Oh wow.
49:47
Oh, OK. And then of course when I Google
49:50
sincere Love Island age, it goes like the Love Island Instagram
49:56
like link comes up and it says name sincere age 25 ideal neon
50:01
sign open 24/7. Oh my God.
50:09
And that should have been an indication of the season.
50:12
He can't catch a break. I mean, he's, he can catch it if
50:17
he cast his line into the into the water, but he's just.
50:20
Talking, he's. Just talking about the fish.
50:22
Oh look, I have one fish. This is a nice fish, but there's
50:24
another fish. He's referring to women as just
50:28
things, and mostly food, but things the whole time.
50:32
The whole clip of his isms. That went on and on.
50:39
They had so much to work with. So much and I'm pretty sure they
50:43
left some stuff out. Probably.
50:46
And I was like, I had to get off the ladder because I was like,
50:47
I'm going to cringe myself off this ladder by keep listening to
50:52
him talk about this. It's just like, bad.
50:55
All of it, but yeah. I feel like that the whole
51:01
reunion was a missed opportunity for Seoul.
51:04
Like that was her time to say her piece.
51:09
But. She fucked up.
51:10
Yeah, she didn't walk away looking too good.
51:13
She I mean, I agree with you. I feel like if you're again, we
51:19
are professional reunion watchers, so we understand it a
51:22
little bit more, but she talked too much shit on live and on on
51:26
social media. In my opinion.
51:28
She wastes and then she was lying and then she said she got
51:32
potted more than twice and you know, it's serious when Andy
51:35
hops in and Andy was like, no, Mama, it was twice.
51:38
We we thought that was bad and then they kept saying it and she
51:42
kept tripling down and saying no.
51:45
I know you are actively losing credibility.
51:49
That was the whole fight. That was the whole.
51:51
Her whole entire thing was about pie.
51:53
Your mama's a liar. She didn't even come prepare
51:56
Mama happy. Yeah, that was the only thing
52:00
that was good about her whole experience there, in my opinion.
52:06
The other one that I loved was we didn't pie you Mama.
52:11
Oh, she's a Scorpio. OK, well, that makes a lot of
52:13
sense. That's my sister.
52:15
Hey, sister. I did also did not like her
52:21
outfit. I didn't like her outfit.
52:24
I didn't like the dress. I didn't like I didn't like the
52:26
hair. I felt like she's like she looks
52:28
so good with her short hair and I felt like she I.
52:31
Know. Looked like different people.
52:34
It did. 1 looked like she was named Sol and the other looked
52:37
like she was named I got nothing but totally different women not.
52:44
So yeah, I mean, I mean, and she came in really hot too, saying
52:49
like the like, especially talking badly about the other
52:52
women on the show. She's.
52:54
Just immediately certified with all the girls.
52:56
She's just like Mike. And she readjusted.
52:59
Like she was ready. Yeah, he did.
53:02
And she said I have things to say.
53:04
And even when Jen was saying, you know, it is hard being a
53:07
bombshell because you're coming in and you're kind of disrupting
53:09
things, but Jen didn't get that kind of energy.
53:14
And like Melanie also, I really don't think that Melanie is a
53:18
mean girl. Like hey, maybe I'm dead girl,
53:21
but. No, I agree, I don't think she
53:23
is. But even when they showed back
53:26
the clips of Melanie being really, you know, being really
53:31
supportive and like talking to her about this whole sincere
53:34
thing and like when she was paired up with Corbin or
53:38
whatever, like it's just so bizarre.
53:42
Like Seoul. Seoul really did this shit for
53:44
clout. And she couldn't, in my opinion,
53:47
she couldn't, she couldn't like cope with the cameras or she
53:51
didn't like not being liked or having competition.
53:55
I feel like she thought that she's like the baddest girl on
53:57
the planet. And then?
53:59
Yeah. Really cared for her.
54:01
It's like the experience, like didn't go the way she thought it
54:04
would. She played the victim like,
54:06
super hard. And then she let her, like,
54:09
angry emotions get the best of her and took that out online.
54:14
And then it all just backfired when she thought she was about
54:17
to go on this reunion and like, go off and have a moment.
54:22
She really did because she, I mean, she piped up and then
54:25
everybody was like, sit down. Sit down.
54:27
Yeah, yeah. Can you just say that's my
54:30
experience and that justifies all the bad things that you just
54:33
said and all the fights that you just started?
54:35
That's my experience. But that was my.
54:37
Experience. That was my experience.
54:38
Well, that was my experience. Like, oh.
54:41
Girl, I'm sad you know your experience was televised, mom.
54:45
We watched it. Yeah, we.
54:46
We all saw it. Mama Happy.
54:49
Mama so. Why does it sounds like Buffalo
54:51
Bill? I don't know, but that whole
54:56
thing, like I felt like she thought that she was going to
55:01
bring the heat and. Yeah, that was disappointing.
55:05
And then it went no, yeah. And that was that.
55:11
And then the only other good thing was Kada saying some shit
55:16
and then everyone's starting to fight with her and that was like
55:19
the best part of the whole thing.
55:21
And that's all I really remember was her saying something stupid
55:24
and then everyone. Oh, OK.
55:26
About the two way. Street that was about.
55:28
Kaden and Jayden, Kaden and Jayleb, Jayden and Caleb.
55:32
I hate these people. I.
55:34
Can't stand these people, I. Can't so Jayden.
55:37
Jayden. Jayden and Caleb left the show
55:41
together, and then I guess they were like talking, but not like
55:48
dating, and they had hooked up. And then Caleb, I guess, wasn't
55:55
a clear communicator because he doesn't strike me as a clear
55:58
communicator either. Yeah, even on the show with
56:02
Kenzie, that whole situation, he wasn't communicating, in my
56:06
opinion, as well as he could have been.
56:08
And receiving what she was saying exactly.
56:11
Because I do. Think she was like still being
56:14
open and obvious and he wasn't 100% willing to accept that.
56:20
And that was kind of Jayden's argument.
56:22
She's like, we're talking like we're heading into a
56:25
relationship and you're acting like we're not saying these
56:29
things. Exactly.
56:32
He's 21, right? Yeah, he's 20.
56:34
One a child bride. She looks like a Selling Sunset
56:40
character to me and I. She does, she does, she does.
56:43
I want more for her too. I just don't think that she has
56:46
like the more boisterous. Personality She's just like a
56:50
blonde girl that works for the Oppenheim brothers.
56:52
I don't she. Looks like she's a real estate
56:54
agent. No she does.
56:55
And that is not shade at all. That is like I.
56:58
Don't know, I love them. I just feel like she does.
57:01
She looks like she should be like selling.
57:04
Property. Those little bald twins.
57:07
We're about to have a bald, a bald way.
57:09
A three bald episode, Yeah. Surely.
57:12
Just rub your ball. Forward together I does.
57:15
Being bald does seem kind of liberating, though.
57:19
There are so many bald people nowadays, it's amazing.
57:22
Everyone's being bald. And there was a bald meet up in
57:25
Piedmont Park the other day and I missed it because we were on
57:27
vacation. I know.
57:29
I know what. A bald meet up in the park.
57:33
Oh my God, what do you guys do there?
57:35
I don't know. No, I think they just like over
57:38
being bald. I don't really know.
57:40
But yeah, we went out yesterday, we went to Inner Voice yesterday
57:44
and there was there were a lot of bald people there, but this
57:48
one guy came in and I was like, that's exactly like what I think
57:52
I'm giving. But then here I am.
57:54
I'm just wearing some like shorts and like AT shirt.
57:57
But he was wearing like big baggy jeans and like cool pointy
58:00
toe shoes and then like a long sleeve camo shirt with a T-shirt
58:04
over top. He looked so good, completely
58:06
bald, big huge beard. It was like, that's.
58:09
Amazing. OK, but.
58:11
You could be giving that. No, it looks like me.
58:14
It looked like me, but he was like, I think he had like
58:16
piercings and stuff like that too.
58:17
So it was like even. Cool baggy jeans and pointed toe
58:19
shoes. OK.
58:20
I'm getting. Like Dominican man vision in my
58:23
head so I just. Need he was not white.
58:26
I will say that he was not white.
58:28
Obviously if I was OK. Interesting.
58:32
Sorry, sometimes I'm so anti racist that I'm a little bit
58:35
racist, I mean. Is that is.
58:38
That that's it I think, unless you guys had any other takeaways
58:42
but one. Thing that I thought was
58:43
adorable because I love Carl, I love Carl.
58:46
I think Carl's fine. I think he's like, he's like a
58:50
man who's written by a woman. Like I love Carl when they they
58:56
talk about sex way too much on this show.
58:58
Like, I get it. Like they were pressing him to
59:02
like, oh, did you like when they were like, oh, fans think that
59:07
that Anaya is basically too much for you to handle.
59:09
Oh, so that's an Asian man trope.
59:11
Whatever. And and he was just like
59:13
stumbling on his words and she kind of came in and he's like,
59:16
he got it just fine. I was like, this is so adorable.
59:20
Why is this so cute? Like this is adorable.
59:24
They are cute. I love them, I love them
59:27
together. I think that they're perfect
59:29
together, same way that Timmy and Bryce are.
59:32
I want to love them, but I was really annoyed with Anaya how
59:36
she just couldn't understand that Casey just didn't like her
59:41
and like she really thought Casey was going to come back to
59:44
her. In her defense, Casey was
59:47
pouring into her. Casey was he was love bombing
59:52
her. And I like, in my opinion, I
59:54
think that he was like saying like all of this stuff like, you
59:58
know, just. Now you have a now you see love
1:00:01
bombing happening girl. But when I called out with Liam.
1:00:08
I have things to say about Liam too.
1:00:09
I know I can't wait I. Have things to say but yes I
1:00:12
think that he was love bombing her but not in a positive.
1:00:15
Way love you. I think he was love bombing her,
1:00:22
but not in a good way at all. I think it was like in a in a in
1:00:27
a way that was like. Oh, it was bad.
1:00:29
Nobody picked me. And it was confusing her.
1:00:32
And then there was all these issues.
1:00:34
And I think that he never forgave her for.
1:00:38
He never forgave those women for not for no one standing behind
1:00:42
his door. Yeah.
1:00:44
On that he. Needed all of those women to
1:00:47
like him obviously too because he was so bothered when the
1:00:49
women didn't like him and they weren't being fun with him and
1:00:53
whatever. And he showed up in that, in
1:00:54
that. Place.
1:00:56
Thank you. Thank you.
1:00:57
And also I was. Going to say.
1:00:59
Being into plants instead of like a dog or a cat or like
1:01:02
choosing something fun. Literally listen I.
1:01:06
Know. OK.
1:01:08
No. I have a bigger gripe of the
1:01:12
suit thing, like he looks so much better when he was wearing
1:01:16
like those trousers, like those wide cut trousers and like that
1:01:20
that like collared shirt kind of deal.
1:01:22
Like you don't got to do all that bro, Like.
1:01:26
It was corny. Corny.
1:01:28
But that's him. He's corny.
1:01:31
He gets corny I I forgave the plant thing but.
1:01:35
He said that he chose plant because he thought it would be
1:01:38
interesting. So it's just like that whole
1:01:40
night he was not being himself. Take off the corny pink suit,
1:01:44
pick a dog or a cat. Be yourself.
1:01:48
And that's why you didn't get picked.
1:01:50
He was only himself when he I think, I personally think he was
1:01:54
only himself when he went to Casa because he.
1:01:57
Learned and it all led him to TT.
1:02:00
I'm TT. I'm TT, I do like them together.
1:02:04
I love it. I she.
1:02:06
Really was giving Jessica Rabbit like she was major.
1:02:10
She looked incredible. She looked so good so her hair,
1:02:15
I feel like is what Kenzie was trying to give yes, but GT she
1:02:23
looks so good She looks so good. I I really like them together.
1:02:27
I think that they're very well suited.
1:02:28
I think that they I could see them going the distance.
1:02:32
Yeah, and he was like, so, so much happier with her.
1:02:36
Yeah, it was strange, but I do think as soon as Anaya was like,
1:02:41
yeah, my father was in the NBA and all this other stuff, he was
1:02:44
already feeling insecure about himself because no one was
1:02:47
behind his door. And now he has, you know, this
1:02:51
woman in front of him who is, you know, she's she has she has
1:02:56
a different upbringing. She has different experiences.
1:02:59
So I think that also added to his insecurity.
1:03:03
But yeah, I totally agree with you what you said.
1:03:04
You just like he was just not being himself.
1:03:07
Yeah, I want to see how many. I wonder how many followers TT
1:03:11
has. It's a lot because that's my
1:03:14
girl. Yeah.
1:03:16
She has so TT has approximately 452,000 followers on Instagram
1:03:23
I. Don't think.
1:03:25
Well, it's because of the way she came in.
1:03:27
Like she came in really hot. She did.
1:03:31
And I, I get it, but I think like a lot of Love Islands, you
1:03:36
know, like we were talking about with Dancing with the Stars and
1:03:38
with all these other like, competition shows, yeah, you
1:03:43
have to placate a little bit to the fans too.
1:03:48
Think Melanie and Sincere made it so far because Casey.
1:03:53
It's easy not to like, but I feel like sincere is harder to
1:03:57
not like. Exactly.
1:04:00
And Melanie has the component of we see her being lied to and
1:04:05
falling in this trap, so you feel bad for her.
1:04:08
Like she probably has a little bit of a sympathy vote while
1:04:11
other people there's like the entertainment vote because
1:04:15
having their drama on there was entertaining.
1:04:18
Kada Kada is an entertainment vote kada.
1:04:21
Is purely an entertainment vote, but she has no like.
1:04:25
No. She's not a kind of likeability
1:04:27
vote, which is why she kept coming in so much.
1:04:29
Lower and I think that Zach, Zach and Bryce's relationship
1:04:34
helped because Zach and Bryce were so like lovey with each
1:04:39
other and like very like just like with each other and and
1:04:47
mildly gay, which is perfectly fine.
1:04:51
I don't know, like and I actually did like what what with
1:04:54
what Zach was saying about like the the mild, like not even
1:04:58
mild, but the blatant homophobia that people were, you know,
1:05:03
throwing on them because of their relationship.
1:05:05
And it's like, hey guys, could be close.
1:05:07
Yeah, they talked a lot about having negative comments, like
1:05:12
everybody. Yeah, yeah.
1:05:15
I mean, when you're exposing yourself to the Internet, it's
1:05:18
that's why our our comments are off comments off on Spotify
1:05:23
because I don't know if I can handle it yet.
1:05:25
But yeah, it, it was intense, I think.
1:05:27
And that's the I think that's the biggest reason why Tierra,
1:05:30
that's why TT and KC are not going to get the brand deals.
1:05:35
They're not going to get the campaigns, they're not going to,
1:05:37
you know, they're not going to get the same.
1:05:40
Things that close to the same experience.
1:05:43
Exactly. It's not going to be what
1:05:45
Trinity is going to blow up. She's going to continue to blow
1:05:47
up. I feel like Bryce is going to
1:05:49
continue to blow up Anayan Carl. I feel like Carl seems very
1:05:54
focused on what he wants to do, so he'll pick and choose.
1:05:57
Although I love his mom, his mom.
1:06:00
Loves Mom. I love her.
1:06:03
She's like so active on Instagram now she's just like
1:06:06
she's giving like old Asian auntie that I want to be with
1:06:09
her Gray hair and like. That's what the world needs
1:06:12
right now. I, I love her so much.
1:06:15
And she was wearing like a three piece pajama set with like the
1:06:20
shirt was open and she had like obviously like a, like a sports
1:06:23
bra, sleeping bra underneath. And she, this woman has ABS and
1:06:26
she's like, yes, ABS are actually built by Carl because
1:06:28
he's my personal trainer. I'm like, you're so cute.
1:06:31
Like what the hell, I love her. That's precious.
1:06:35
OK, should we get into ultimate girls trip in Atlanta?
1:06:41
Because I have so many notes, yeah.
1:06:45
I have so many. Notes I think this is the best
1:06:48
episode that they've had so far. Yeah, in my opinion.
1:06:53
I think it was so much happened, so many things were going on.
1:06:57
Teresa Teresa had so many good worries on this episode.
1:07:03
Fresh of breath air. A fresh of breath air, and then
1:07:07
she kept saying it and then this is this Buckingham, This is
1:07:13
Buckingham kick about Buckhead. Coming they have all these
1:07:17
ingredients is like coming. The ingredients, I love her so
1:07:22
much, but I like. To delete my Texas.
1:07:26
Luann the Countess is not your alter ego, that is you.
1:07:29
No, literally the most of the alter egos.
1:07:33
No, she's not. You're always a Countess.
1:07:35
She's not married, so she's gets to be still a Countess.
1:07:39
But no. But yeah, none of them really
1:07:41
did alter egos. Like Kyle was literally a
1:07:44
Western. Like that's who she is.
1:07:46
Kyle. And.
1:07:48
Lisa Kyle and Lisa were both cow people.
1:07:52
They both are. Like what?
1:07:56
Let's run your back though, so. Yeah, leaving.
1:07:59
We're just all over the place already, Vicki's saying let's
1:08:02
play the quiet game. Can we play the quiet game?
1:08:04
Vicki OK, so. Horrible.
1:08:07
This is like my first time seeing any of these people in
1:08:13
show form. Like I know who a lot of them
1:08:15
are but this is my first time being exposed to them.
1:08:19
I Vicky is insane. That is mine.
1:08:25
So I only know I know Giselle, Teresa and Portia because I've
1:08:30
seen Potomac, Atlanta and. Lisa.
1:08:34
And Lisa, I've seen Potomac, Atlanta, Salt Lake City and and
1:08:39
Jersey. Vicki is fucking.
1:08:42
Crazy. Like I just know she's been
1:08:45
cancelled in the past, like at least yeah times.
1:08:47
She's like, she's MAGA. Yeah, she's she's MAGA for sure.
1:08:52
I don't know why she's on this show.
1:08:54
She looks good. She's had a lot of.
1:08:58
She's had a lot of work done, a lot of things done and it's it
1:09:01
looks great in my opinion. On Vicki, yes.
1:09:07
Ink in comparison to to the before.
1:09:11
Yeah. She drives me crazy so I can't
1:09:14
even like comment on her looks like she's I literally have here
1:09:17
literally hate Vicky OMG that's literally a bullet point.
1:09:21
Like she's just so like, like she does not want to be on this
1:09:26
show, but she's no, she doesn't want to be here.
1:09:31
She is so easily triggered and she's like I am not controlling,
1:09:35
I just want to control this one thing.
1:09:40
It's so bad, it's so bad and like it's just OK.
1:09:46
So of all play like. I found it interesting that they
1:09:48
went to Lips for the drag show. It's like I feel.
1:09:52
Like it's just very much like the place.
1:09:54
Like if you're like, oh, we're going to go to a drag show.
1:09:58
Like as a group of women, you're like, we're going to go to lips.
1:10:02
And I guess it's like Bachelorette party.
1:10:04
What they needed for the show, fine, but Vicki, Oh my gosh, she
1:10:10
when she said I don't really like.
1:10:12
Dragons. You go to 1.
1:10:13
You go to rude. So fucking rude.
1:10:16
So. Disrespectful and not, and so
1:10:18
untrue. And like don't disrespect the
1:10:21
Queens honey like cuz they can do things that you can only.
1:10:24
Dream of. Like, yeah.
1:10:26
What? Literally.
1:10:28
Yeah, that was super rude. I can't believe she said that,
1:10:30
but I can't believe she said that.
1:10:31
Also, she's never seen Atlanta. She's never seen a lot of these
1:10:34
shows. Obviously there's something with
1:10:37
Vicki that makes her There's a reason why she's not watching
1:10:41
certain things and parts of certain communities and tuning
1:10:46
in. Yeah, it gives.
1:10:48
Drag queen shouldn't be allowed near children.
1:10:51
That's what it gives. That's what she gives.
1:10:53
He at least was there. There's there was on Orange
1:10:56
County, there was this lady who like they went to a drag show
1:11:01
and she was like super like Christian, like Bible girl,
1:11:04
except her mom was like a big pothead and was like hippie
1:11:07
dippie and really like fun. And she was like, I don't know
1:11:10
how I'm supposed to feel about drag Queens.
1:11:13
Like because the Bible doesn't specifically say.
1:11:16
Oh my God. It was she's so, it was so
1:11:19
stupid. So, so stupid.
1:11:20
Anyway, so much Orange County, though, very much Orange County
1:11:23
vibe. So yeah, yeah, no, this is
1:11:27
strange. No Nini's face, but we get.
1:11:31
Jarring to me though, like Lenithia surgery.
1:11:35
Oh my God every time I see a picture or video of her she
1:11:39
looks different and like you can tell more work is getting done
1:11:43
but it's not looking better it's just.
1:11:46
Looking different, Yeah, it's not good.
1:11:50
I'm into it. It's.
1:11:51
I love it. I don't.
1:11:52
I don't feel like she looks like herself anymore.
1:11:55
I loved her. I don't even.
1:11:56
Need her to. I don't need her.
1:11:58
To like. Face, tune yourself, yasify
1:12:01
yourself. I love it.
1:12:04
That's still very much. Needy.
1:12:06
It's still needy. It's too much.
1:12:10
But she's got a man. She's.
1:12:12
Got my God who kind of looks like Greg a little bit when you
1:12:16
like look real fast. It just looks like more.
1:12:19
You say together. But.
1:12:21
I think he's like a beautiful man, no offense.
1:12:24
To Greg, no, he's a great guy, but he is a beautiful man.
1:12:28
Phaedra's outfit though also. Phaedra's outfit, Porsche
1:12:34
wearing the fur and then Nini also wearing that fur.
1:12:36
Her Nini's fur was crazy, it looks.
1:12:39
I'm sorry, not Nini Atlanta. Coat Nini's fur was good, but
1:12:42
Phaedra's fur was the one that was was.
1:12:44
Atlanta coated. It was like Atlanta coated.
1:12:48
It's Atlanta coated. Yeah.
1:12:51
Like they're just so Atlanta. They looked really, really,
1:12:54
really good. And then and then I have here
1:12:58
Teresa and the straw when when all of the drag Queens, when the
1:13:02
drag Queens when the host came out.
1:13:05
And I don't know what, I don't remember what specifically
1:13:08
happened, but I do have in my notes Teresa and the straw where
1:13:11
she literally took the straw and like went all the way like.
1:13:15
Oh, when she. Was like she deep throated the
1:13:17
straws. Yes, like yes, yes, I forgot
1:13:20
about. That you have something to say
1:13:21
about that, do. You like to be called a
1:13:23
prostitution whore? Michelle Obama recently said it.
1:13:29
Oh my. I did not realize she was not so
1:13:32
bright, this Teresa. Oh no.
1:13:34
Teresa's amazing. Amazing.
1:13:36
She's not like she is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
1:13:40
She's the she's one of the prettiest.
1:13:42
Tools. But I love Teresa.
1:13:44
Love, love, love. I love Teresa.
1:13:46
You should watch Jersey. That's what makes her such a
1:13:49
good housewife. Yeah, like so far this show has
1:13:52
made me want to watch New Jersey, Atlanta and maybe New
1:13:59
York because I love Luanne. Definitely New York.
1:14:01
Yes. So I just.
1:14:03
That's a good take away. Binged Atlanta like the whole
1:14:06
thing for the first time and I literally just finished it.
1:14:10
It's amazing I loved it. I think I think Atlanta might be
1:14:13
the best housewives but I'm going to watch OG New York next
1:14:18
because I just need to because I also love Luanne.
1:14:21
Also love Luanne. She's amazing.
1:14:24
Like, I want to party with Luanne, but I'm a little afraid
1:14:27
to like, I might die. Yeah, that's yeah.
1:14:30
But. Yeah, I'm just.
1:14:32
Having fun. She can.
1:14:34
She can drink a lot. Yeah, I'm drinking Luanne.
1:14:38
Why is Lisa wearing a tiara? You know, she's just having a
1:14:42
really good time, I think. I think she's just.
1:14:45
Having a lot of fun. I was just like why is she
1:14:47
wearing a tiara like I? Like Queens, she's going to be a
1:14:51
queen. Love her, she's amazing.
1:14:55
Is Lisa on the plane? Where's Lisa?
1:14:58
And it just pops up so funny. OK, I haven't seen Potomac.
1:15:05
That's where Giselle is from. Yeah.
1:15:07
What is her deal? She just loves to syrup drama.
1:15:12
We've been asking ourselves this question for, what, seven or
1:15:14
eight seasons? Yeah.
1:15:17
Word on the street, Giselle. Word on the street.
1:15:21
She literally went on and said she's being the mean girl.
1:15:25
I thought I was going to be the mean girl.
1:15:27
That was my plan. Yeah, that's.
1:15:30
Just yeah, that's literally Giselle.
1:15:32
That's literally. She's a green eyed bandit.
1:15:35
Her whole storyline is other people's storylines.
1:15:38
Yeah. Because she's got nothing.
1:15:39
And like, is she? And And honestly, like, again,
1:15:42
when you think of like, housewives and like housewives,
1:15:46
you're supposed to be a house. She was never even married on
1:15:48
the show like. No, they stopped doing that
1:15:51
though. They stopped caring about that,
1:15:52
Yeah. I know, but still.
1:15:54
Gave that up. Just a.
1:15:55
Housewife, so like, so she was. Like Rich on her own.
1:15:59
No, from Herman, but she was married.
1:16:01
She was married to What's his face that gentle?
1:16:03
Bryant, he's the. Mega pastor mega.
1:16:06
Church pastor, yeah, but he, she was the first lady of that mega
1:16:12
church. And he allegedly, but not so
1:16:16
allegedly, was sleeping around on her and like, had like
1:16:20
illegitimate children and all this other stuff.
1:16:23
Air quotes because no child is illegitimate in my opinion.
1:16:26
And it was a whole big drama on that.
1:16:29
But yeah, she's never really. She's like, she's, I think her
1:16:33
biggest storyline was when her father passed away.
1:16:37
OK, which was really sad. It's like, why do they keep her
1:16:42
around when all she's doing is stirring the pot?
1:16:45
Exactly. She's starting the pot because
1:16:47
she starts the pot. Yeah, because.
1:16:49
She's moving it along. And she says things that
1:16:52
everybody is thinking, but she just says it.
1:16:55
And also her fashions are horrible.
1:16:58
Horrible, horrible. Like and it doesn't get any
1:17:00
better or I mean whatever. Fashion show with no fashions.
1:17:04
Yeah, actually you're right. Because on that what they do,
1:17:08
where they were like in the disco.
1:17:11
So the White Party or the actual one like the alter ego where
1:17:15
she's like. No, I think.
1:17:17
The very first one, no. The OC, yeah.
1:17:19
Oh, Oh my God. That was awesome block.
1:17:21
That out of my memory, yeah. Yeah, and it doesn't get better.
1:17:25
And every single and. Her wigs have gotten better.
1:17:29
No, her wigs are fine and her makeup's.
1:17:31
Her makeup's fine, but I did like her everything from here
1:17:35
down. I did like her all red outfit at
1:17:39
the ugly leather pants party. Well, to a degree you had to be
1:17:43
ugly, so I'm sure. You sure?
1:17:47
I don't remember. That.
1:17:49
Yeah, she's good at that one. But yeah, all those drag Queens
1:17:52
are really funny coming out as the girls.
1:17:54
That was hilarious. And then the one that's Phaedra,
1:17:58
Phaedra's like, Oh, well, OK. Yeah, Phaedra's Mama tried.
1:18:04
She tried. She didn't need to do that.
1:18:07
Tried. You're never going to look like,
1:18:09
I mean, they're never going to be able to recreate it.
1:18:11
So like it's. No, Teresa's was pretty good.
1:18:15
They were all very funny. I did, yeah.
1:18:18
Portia's was literally like her dress that she's wearing in the
1:18:21
promo. Like it was like a literally.
1:18:22
Exact replica. Yes, it was so good.
1:18:26
It was so good. But Phaedra, as I literally have
1:18:30
in here, that was a dry queen wolf girl.
1:18:33
It was brick. It was pretty brick, but it was
1:18:36
great. She had the lawyer power suit
1:18:39
and I But you know what? I love Phaedra because she was a
1:18:42
good sport. She could have been like, yeah,
1:18:44
like. Vicky but the girl came out with
1:18:47
attitude. She was serving Phaedra.
1:18:48
Apart from the look, she was serving Phaedra.
1:18:51
Face. I was just.
1:18:52
Yeah. Yeah, it was so good.
1:18:55
I love it, I love it. I need to go to a drag show like
1:18:58
ASAP. I know it made me want to go to
1:19:00
a drag show. Yes.
1:19:02
Really bad. Yeah, I really have.
1:19:05
Mimi, Mimi Lanithia leaks to come out and everyone starts
1:19:11
freaking out when her stuff starts playing.
1:19:13
All of her iconic quotes, all of them.
1:19:16
And then she looked amazing up there with those fans.
1:19:19
I love a little like very drag queen.
1:19:23
Yeah, it was incredible. And then everyone freaks out the
1:19:27
way we all did here at home as well, even though we'd seen her
1:19:29
multiple times before. But right, I was so clap and
1:19:32
cheering. I feel like Nini and Teresa are
1:19:36
the housewives. When I think of housewives I
1:19:40
think of Nini and I think of Teresa.
1:19:43
I'm pretty sure if I saw if I saw Beverly Hills or OC then I
1:19:48
would probably think of others but.
1:19:52
For those two. Man.
1:19:54
Pretty much Kyle and Vanderpump. She's just, you know, Kyle's
1:19:58
there. She's not.
1:20:00
She's not horrible like Vicky is, but she's not doing enough
1:20:02
for me to make her like, I have no notes about Kyle.
1:20:05
I never have notes about Kyle. You're not really going to, even
1:20:08
if you watch Beverly Hills. Yeah.
1:20:11
But even on Beverly Hills, it's like it's just wealth.
1:20:15
It's pretty much just wealth. She was really funny one time
1:20:17
early on where she's having a party for Portia, her daughter,
1:20:20
and she ordered some, She ordered unicorns and what she
1:20:26
was delivered were brown ponies. And she was like, I ordered
1:20:30
unicorns. They're brown.
1:20:33
Like I exactly, that's what she said.
1:20:35
So it was really funny, but she ordered unicorns.
1:20:38
So that was obviously incredible and iconic.
1:20:41
But yeah, I love her mostly from Halloween.
1:20:44
Obviously, as I've said before, I love Halloween.
1:20:47
So Neoni like that's Nene's new man.
1:20:52
Her man. Is the only thing that got Vicki
1:20:56
talking. Vicki's basement is flooded.
1:20:59
She was. The I'm like down girl, relax.
1:21:04
Literally, she would not stop talking.
1:21:05
About it, She said nothing. You sat here with a scowl on
1:21:09
your face watching these these women.
1:21:11
This is the first thing to perk her up, which I do sort of love
1:21:14
and I can get. By like, and she was going
1:21:17
crazy. She was going crazy, like.
1:21:21
And then Teresa talks about his Cologne and she says makes you
1:21:25
want to lick them upside down. Girl and what?
1:21:29
Yes, Teresa, I love her. But when Luann was like, oh, I
1:21:33
shook his hand. I have his Cologne here.
1:21:34
Smell. And then Vicki proceeds to smell
1:21:36
Luann's hand, who she kind of hates, She kind of hates.
1:21:40
Her right she. Hates that Luann doesn't like
1:21:43
her. Like I think she wants Luann to
1:21:46
love her but she doesn't so she's like fuck Luann.
1:21:50
I don't like Luann. Loves Luann.
1:21:53
Yeah, I love Luanne. I do love Luanne.
1:21:55
She's she's one of my favorites. And like, I really can't wait to
1:21:59
watch New York. Because of her, I love how
1:22:02
Luanne handles Vicki. Yes, like when Vicki's acting
1:22:06
crazy, she's like, girl, you need to relax.
1:22:09
Yeah. That's what I was.
1:22:10
That's what I was gonna say. The difference between them is
1:22:12
so much like Vicki doesn't need you to like her.
1:22:15
I'm sorry. Vicki needs you to like her.
1:22:17
Luanne doesn't need you to like her.
1:22:19
Luanne loves herself enough for. Enough for everybody yes no, I
1:22:23
love that and that kind of it probably like stirs up a lot of
1:22:26
insecurities in Vicki cuz Vicki gives yes insecure like
1:22:30
hardcore. Secure.
1:22:33
So when we go to the segueing into the alter egos party,
1:22:39
Portia bringing a real dog, I thought that was I was just
1:22:42
like. Her outfit was so cute.
1:22:45
I like she looked so cute. I just didn't I just didn't get
1:22:49
her theme or like what she was saying.
1:22:51
Her theme was I sort of get Lucy but not really but like it was
1:22:54
so cute. She looked so good.
1:22:57
It was. There were some parts of it that
1:22:59
weren't giving it, but I got it. It was very like.
1:23:03
Conceptually. Housewives like.
1:23:06
Yeah, exactly. Not a step like a 50s pin up
1:23:10
wife which I which I got but the the real dog was.
1:23:13
Mysteria Lane, my bad. I literally have here.
1:23:16
Jesus, Giselle, what are you wearing?
1:23:21
And did you and you got to see the comparison between Luann
1:23:24
doing it and just to help doing it, remember how I talked about
1:23:28
that last time? Yes and like like guys, Diana
1:23:35
Ross is not an alter ego, it's a costume.
1:23:38
Jackie O is not an alter ego, it's a costume like that is
1:23:41
somebody and then Robin, What the fuck?
1:23:45
What the fuck? Why are you wearing a
1:23:48
cheerleader outfit? Why are?
1:23:49
You here? Why is she here?
1:23:50
Why are you here? Why are you here?
1:23:52
I didn't get the name. Yeah, it was tough.
1:23:55
Also Jackie O in all black like. No, I thought.
1:23:58
She wore pink. Am I wrong?
1:24:00
Am I imagining a different Jackie OI?
1:24:02
Thought Pink was her thing. I feel like colorful pastel.
1:24:07
I think you're right. On the I think it was the first
1:24:10
season of Atlanta Nini hosted no.
1:24:16
It was when Candy got there. It's when Candy gets there.
1:24:18
OK. OK.
1:24:19
So then it was like the second or third season.
1:24:21
Second or third? Yeah.
1:24:23
Early, early call back to Atlanta where Nini hosted a
1:24:27
photo shoot that was basically like your alter ego.
1:24:30
So Nini has was a is a former stripper.
1:24:34
So she was like a stripper and like they had like them all do
1:24:38
something different, but Nini chose what your alter ego was
1:24:42
going to be basically. And so as a nod to that, like
1:24:47
they're all of their parties for Ultimate Girls Trip has been
1:24:49
like a nod back to something in their season.
1:24:52
So this is what this is for. I mean, that's why everybody's
1:24:55
coming in Alter ego. Although no, it seems like a lot
1:25:00
of people don't understand what the fuck alter ego is.
1:25:03
Well. Yeah, and then even in, even
1:25:07
when they did it, I don't really think they understood what it
1:25:09
was. Kim's Kim Zolciak Zolciak's
1:25:12
alter ego was a housewife. Like what was she if she wasn't
1:25:17
a housewife? I mean, was she married?
1:25:21
Then no, she was. A side hoe.
1:25:23
Big Papa. Yeah, big.
1:25:25
Papa so technically might have been an alter ego.
1:25:28
True, true, but and then Candy changed hers for to like the
1:25:32
drunk driving 1 because of the situation that happened whatever
1:25:35
around that time it was a lot not something.
1:25:38
For some reason in my brain, and I don't know if it's the
1:25:41
pregnancy or whatever in my brain I convolute the alter ego
1:25:46
photo shoot with the really bad photo shoot from Top Model where
1:25:51
they had them do like really grotesque scenes and the.
1:25:55
Seven deadly sins. Like the one where like
1:25:59
somebody's like shot. Yeah, because her mom was shot
1:26:02
or something like. That, Oh my God.
1:26:05
I don't know why I can't those two things and I know it's not
1:26:08
the same. It's not.
1:26:09
Exactly what you're talking about.
1:26:13
I'm trying to remember, like, no, that was Top Model.
1:26:16
No, that was housewives. Yeah.
1:26:18
So that's where my brain is at. My God, that's very.
1:26:21
Similar the photo shoots they were giving Top Model.
1:26:25
They were, they were. It was, it was all around the
1:26:28
same era too, you know, that was the.
1:26:31
Another classic show. Truly, truly.
1:26:36
Dangerous. I would rewatch that even though
1:26:39
it's. Did you see the documentary on
1:26:43
Netflix? Yeah.
1:26:45
I did that. Was good and and she's suing.
1:26:49
Of course she is. We're.
1:26:49
Trying to sue. Speaking of Tyra Banks, Stacey
1:26:53
comes in as Tyra Banks. I knew it immediately as soon as
1:26:57
she came in and all the girls were acting like they couldn't
1:26:59
tell who she was because they love to be rude to her.
1:27:02
But I love the way she can just take it and they hate it so much
1:27:06
because she's just able to just like stand there and be like
1:27:09
taking it from them. I forgot anything.
1:27:11
How dumb Stacey is, but like in a really kind way.
1:27:14
I say that in a really nice way. And I, and I, I didn't like
1:27:17
Stacey before, but I guess after seeing like like Atlanta and
1:27:22
some of these other shows, I'm like, oh, I actually like Stacey
1:27:25
like. That's she's mother.
1:27:27
She is a mother. I love her.
1:27:29
Stacey's there. She's so good.
1:27:32
Ashley's there. Robin's there.
1:27:33
Candace is there. Candace is there.
1:27:34
We love Candace. Candace.
1:27:36
Is running away. Candace running away from
1:27:40
Giselle was so funny to me, which she's clearly is like oh I
1:27:44
don't. Blame her.
1:27:47
No, truly they were. They left on a bad foot.
1:27:51
Yeah, and I'm on Candace's side, so.
1:27:53
I am too, because if you say something next.
1:27:55
So basically, I mean, there was a lot of, there's a lot of
1:27:58
contention between Candace and and Giselle.
1:28:01
But I think the icing on the cake was when Giselle accused
1:28:06
Candace's husband of making her feel uncomfortable.
1:28:10
Like in an essay way. Yeah, and that kind of like she
1:28:15
drew a line there. Candace was like, Nope, Abso
1:28:18
fucking lutely not. Absolutely not.
1:28:20
And I too would probably be the same way if that was my husband.
1:28:26
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
1:28:27
Like that was and also Giselle said Giselle had mentioned that
1:28:31
Candace got fired. I thought she left.
1:28:34
No, that's what I was going to say because I was like, they all
1:28:36
just keep saying she was fired. I think she left.
1:28:39
I feel like she just left. I think they're just being rude.
1:28:42
I've like, I agree. I'm going to say she left on her
1:28:46
own. Yeah, there's no way.
1:28:47
Like I mean there is a way but. No, Robin got fired, and Robin
1:28:52
deserved to get fired because she was giving nothing but
1:28:56
Candace. I think Candace chose to leave,
1:28:59
yeah, because she was focused on her IVF stuff.
1:29:01
And like that's, that's a lot in and of itself.
1:29:05
And then dealing with someone like fucking Giselle.
1:29:08
Exactly. Well.
1:29:09
Did Portia ever get like cancelled or fired?
1:29:14
She left the show. She left the show on her own
1:29:17
like twice and she came back or maybe once and then.
1:29:20
Came back, No, she left the show once, not on her own once.
1:29:25
I do think that she might have been asked to leave and then.
1:29:28
After the fighting stuff. After the fight.
1:29:31
So I, I, yeah, that was she was after, after.
1:29:34
Sort of on pause. Maybe, I don't even remember,
1:29:38
but basically Kenya Moore, she's, oh, I not like it or not,
1:29:45
she's kind of iconic. She and her got into a physical
1:29:49
altercation during a reunion because Kenya was literally
1:29:53
antagonizing her and like putting stuff in her face and so
1:29:56
Portia reacted and I so I'm pretty sure she was.
1:29:59
Actually chose that on the episode, yeah.
1:30:01
They showed, I think they did too.
1:30:03
And then season, I want to say season 13, she chose to leave
1:30:09
for two seasons. For the fighting and then after
1:30:11
the candy. Yeah, that's right.
1:30:13
That's right. Yeah.
1:30:13
No, no no, she was back after candy.
1:30:17
She didn't Phaedra. Phaedra left.
1:30:19
Only Phaedra left, but she chose to leave.
1:30:22
This was right after the season that that Fallon's husband was
1:30:27
introduced. And she Portia left to do her
1:30:30
own show, too. Yeah, Portia's family matters.
1:30:32
Or whatever. Yeah.
1:30:33
So like reality show? Yeah, I was on Bravo.
1:30:37
Was it good? There was a lot of fighting in
1:30:40
there as well, I've heard and I so I don't think it was a great
1:30:43
representation of the the Porsche we love.
1:30:47
And that's probably why she wanted to take a full break,
1:30:49
because now, I mean, she's just. Great.
1:30:53
Yeah, she's great. She's.
1:30:55
So cute, so funny. Speaking of Porsche, just the
1:31:00
ever constantly drunk Heather Gay comes up and gives her dog
1:31:04
some champagne. It's the beginning of the party
1:31:08
and you're wasted. She is already hammered.
1:31:11
Oh. My God, she's too much.
1:31:13
I can't stand her. I cannot stand her.
1:31:16
It was so annoying like and then she just gets worse.
1:31:20
Just gets worse and worse. Not to mention we have to see
1:31:23
Ash TOP. OK, I have Ashley Darby dot dot
1:31:29
dot dot dot dot dot what the fuck?
1:31:30
Also split the back of that jacket because you're a fucking.
1:31:34
Housewife had. You not know to split the back
1:31:36
of that jacket. I love that Kyle was like I
1:31:39
would tell her but she was flirting with MO and.
1:31:43
Then like Kyle, how are you not legally separated, but you're
1:31:46
not together? Like I, I tried, I listen, I'm
1:31:49
trying not to do too much with her because 30 years of
1:31:53
marriage, I, I can't even imagine.
1:31:55
Like we, we're coming up on 10 years next year.
1:31:58
I would murder him if he ever decides to leave, which he won't
1:32:03
because he knows better. That's a threat after multiple
1:32:07
kids. They're yeah.
1:32:08
After like 30 years is a lifetime.
1:32:11
Like, that's kind of crazy. She also was sort of exploring
1:32:16
ladies. Yeah, say, wasn't she kissing
1:32:19
ladies? She was sort of into women for a
1:32:22
little bit, right, Right when that happened, But it wasn't
1:32:24
because of that. But yeah, they gave her that
1:32:27
opportunity. Did he decide to leave or how
1:32:30
did they break up? It was probably like a mutual,
1:32:34
but I think they're saying it was mutual, but it was probably
1:32:36
because he's been like unfaithful.
1:32:38
Open up your marriage. I don't think she would.
1:32:42
She would do that. Like after 30 years just open
1:32:46
that bitch up. Do you think they'll get back
1:32:49
together? No, there's no way he's moved
1:32:52
on. So, so far it's done.
1:32:56
It's done. Yeah, that's sad, but.
1:33:00
Oh my God, when when Ashley go then cuz they're talking her and
1:33:04
Kyle are talking and trying to like squashed a beef or whatever
1:33:07
and then Ashley goes yeah if someone was after my ex-husband
1:33:10
I'd be very upset. Mama nobody wants.
1:33:13
That nobody wants that, man. Nobody wants him, Nobody wants
1:33:16
him. Nobody wants him.
1:33:18
Nobody. Wants his little kangaroo
1:33:21
Nuggets. I'm good, no.
1:33:22
Thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:33:26
no. That's crazy.
1:33:29
I I still kind of don't really understand the the Heather and
1:33:32
Lisa beef though. It's because Heather's drunk.
1:33:37
Heather. And yeah, like, why do you sound
1:33:41
like? Sippy just sounds.
1:33:42
Yeah, I just don't like sippy. Sounds like such a.
1:33:44
Hot mess right now it sounds like a lot of drama.
1:33:48
Why don't they like Lisa and Meredith?
1:33:52
There's just always been a divide between Lisa and Meredith
1:33:55
and like Heather Whitney and the rest of the girls, and then they
1:33:58
just keep fighting nonstop, but just about the same stuff over
1:34:02
and over and over again. And it's just yeah, so.
1:34:06
But no, Heather starts in immediately with Lisa, and then
1:34:09
we have to now wait until this week's episode to see her get
1:34:14
to. Go tomorrow.
1:34:15
And it's so funny because Salt Lake City was my first
1:34:18
introduction to to Housewives. I think my brother, yeah, my
1:34:23
brother Phil, he kept on saying you need to watch Housewives,
1:34:26
it's so good. You need to watch Salt Lake
1:34:28
City, it's so good. And then Jules and Kyle were
1:34:30
saying, you know, Salt Lake City is good.
1:34:32
So I was like, all right, I guess, I guess I'll watch.
1:34:36
And then it was like a like a House of Domino's or a House of
1:34:39
Cards. It just fucking fell.
1:34:40
And I was like, I need, I need. So you watched Salt Lake City in
1:34:46
Atlanta? I watched Salt Lake City,
1:34:49
Potomac, Atlanta reboot New York.
1:34:53
OK. And I think that's it.
1:34:55
New Jersey. New Jersey, yes, so I've watched
1:34:58
five so far. I and I literally, I literally
1:35:02
started Atlanta maybe in like in like June and that's. 17
1:35:09
seasons, Oh my God. Girl.
1:35:13
Morning sounds good though. It is so it is good.
1:35:16
It is so good. Oh, and I've watched Roni, not
1:35:19
Roni. Rory Rhode.
1:35:22
Island, Rhode Island. Which is Rhode Island, which is
1:35:24
good. And I if you, you should start
1:35:26
on that one because it's just one season.
1:35:28
It's like 12 episodes. It's really good.
1:35:30
I love a cracker. I love a cracker.
1:35:34
I missed those girls. I started watching Bravo with my
1:35:38
friend's mom and she introduced me to all the housewives.
1:35:42
One time we watched Les Mis together in her bedroom, just
1:35:44
the two of us. Les Mis, the like 4 hour long
1:35:47
movie. Where was your friend they?
1:35:50
Were probably there like downstairs in the basement
1:35:52
playing video games or something, I'm sure.
1:35:54
But yeah, I was always just, we were just hanging out.
1:35:57
It was. I love that.
1:35:59
Yeah. I think that was all from that.
1:36:00
I just really, really, really want to see Heather get her.
1:36:04
Same. Self read down the house boots
1:36:07
and I. So, and I do want to see Giselle
1:36:09
read Lisa because I know I think she was late or something.
1:36:14
Oh, that's right. Yeah, they do start to get mad
1:36:15
at her, Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
1:36:18
Aren't they always looking for Lisa?
1:36:21
She's always late. She's.
1:36:23
Got to do. Glam.
1:36:26
She. Has to do glam like she she's
1:36:29
literally cried because she couldn't do glam.
1:36:32
Lisa. Yes, love.
1:36:34
Her, you might need to watch Salt Lake City.
1:36:37
I mean like once again. Some of Salt Lake City.
1:36:42
It's not. There are just like these
1:36:44
specific things that happen on Salt Lake City that I like.
1:36:47
Atlanta right now is by far my favorite, but I think I think
1:36:51
New York might might be a close contender OG New York and that's
1:36:55
what I I I can't wait to start. I tried, I heard that you tried
1:36:59
London as well, but. Back to Paddington, back to
1:37:03
Paddington. Back to Paddington.
1:37:06
Get back to Paddington. That's from the Real Housewives
1:37:09
of London. It's my new vocal stim.
1:37:11
It is so funny. They're just like fighting
1:37:14
somewhere. Paddington, I guess, is a place.
1:37:16
I thought it was just a bear, but they were fighting.
1:37:18
You know. And it was just like 2 ladies
1:37:20
fighting at lunch and that it ends with like this lady yelling
1:37:23
at her being like get back to Paddington.
1:37:25
It was so, so funny. I get something.
1:37:28
I didn't get that far. Did you watch Ladies of London,
1:37:31
Jaylee? OK, I.
1:37:34
Watched that they did. No.
1:37:37
Was that better? It was.
1:37:38
Just one. It was just.
1:37:38
One season I liked it better. OK, maybe I'll give it a shot.
1:37:43
Yeah, I just. For some reason doing a second
1:37:45
season. Yeah, I just, I just for
1:37:48
whatever reason, I can't get into London.
1:37:50
I'm trying, but I don't know. I don't know.
1:37:53
No, I loved it. I love.
1:37:55
It but New York is gonna be good.
1:37:56
I feel like I'm gonna really like New York.
1:37:58
And then being from New York, I think it's gonna be, it's gonna
1:38:01
be good cuz I have seen the like the reboot of New York and it's
1:38:05
OK, but I like it. Nothing, nothing is better than
1:38:11
Atlanta. I know he's just so interested
1:38:13
in Bravo. The original Roni is gonna it's
1:38:20
it'll be good. Do you want to run through?
1:38:22
I know. Let's yeah, let's just do it
1:38:25
really fast and then we can end it out.
1:38:28
I mean, that's going to be fast because the episode wasn't that
1:38:30
long. Yeah, we start off on the slopes
1:38:33
and Amira has her Birkin and she's doing her makeup and.
1:38:36
I love Amira so much. She's she's literally my
1:38:39
favorite. I love her.
1:38:40
And it kind of broke my heart that she was in tears over
1:38:43
Charlie. Yeah, that was the end of the
1:38:45
episode. Like, it just made me sad.
1:38:47
Like, yeah, girl, you're way too good for him.
1:38:50
Please. Yeah.
1:38:51
Please no. Stop being.
1:38:52
Stop. Don't worry about him.
1:38:54
Get him out. Cut him out.
1:38:56
No one needs this man. Also them leaving Jia in the
1:39:02
mirror at the top of. Them they're just everyone's
1:39:04
eating lunch, eating and the. Two of them are.
1:39:06
Just up. There.
1:39:07
Yeah, so good. That looks really good.
1:39:10
I would I love, I want to like go.
1:39:12
I don't want to ski, but I want to go to like a slope and just
1:39:15
like sit there and. I could totally see you skiing
1:39:18
though. I'm not good at it exactly.
1:39:20
Yeah, that's pretty much what it would be.
1:39:22
I'm not great at it. And also snowboarding scares me.
1:39:25
One time I got on a lift and I was trying to snowboard and I
1:39:28
fell off the lift and then the lift hit me in the head.
1:39:30
So it was like, scary. It's like, honestly so
1:39:32
dangerous. It's really dangerous.
1:39:35
Getting off the lift is one of the hardest things.
1:39:38
I'm. Skiing not hard because you're
1:39:40
on your and the. No, skis is.
1:39:42
Skis are better, Yeah. No, I would just ride the lift.
1:39:45
If I could just ride the lift over and over, I'd do that.
1:39:48
Me and Phil snowboard. My dad knows how to snowboard
1:39:50
and ski. And I would always tell Phil,
1:39:52
like you should, you should learn how to ski.
1:39:54
He's like my big ass on skis. No, thank you.
1:39:57
So it just makes me laugh. But yeah, we used to.
1:40:00
We, yeah, we haven't gone in years, but.
1:40:03
No, I. Haven't been in forever.
1:40:05
The lift is the scariest thing, the scariest thing in the.
1:40:08
World, I like it. You have to get off.
1:40:12
You have to get off because then you like the angle down.
1:40:15
You could like fall off like it's it's really scary.
1:40:21
And then it's like my again, skis is very easy, but with the
1:40:25
snowboard, like you have to have one foot in, one foot out and
1:40:28
then you have to like kind of place your foot in the board,
1:40:31
but then you have to kind of like stand up and go.
1:40:34
But it's hard to like manoeuvre the snowboard if your foot isn't
1:40:38
in the the boot thing. Oh my God, with this one time it
1:40:42
was like a domino effect with me, my dad and Phil.
1:40:45
And like, I don't know, I don't know.
1:40:47
I think it was Phil. I'm pretty sure it was Phil.
1:40:49
He fell and then my dad fell and then something happened and like
1:40:53
Phil's board went into my back and I was, it was just so.
1:40:58
Scary so. Gwyneth Paltrow.
1:40:59
You got Gwyneth Paltrow. Yes, yes, he Gwyneth Paltrow me.
1:41:03
Except I didn't die. You should have sued.
1:41:05
She didn't die. Nobody died there.
1:41:07
Yeah. Oh, nobody died.
1:41:08
I thought she killed him. Nobody, Nobody died.
1:41:11
No, no one died. No, it was kind of like a non
1:41:14
issue that that dude made into an issue.
1:41:16
Yeah, it was totally stupid. We watched the trial.
1:41:18
It was funny. That's so funny it.
1:41:20
Was funny, yeah, but no. Yeah, there's a Charlie and Liam
1:41:26
talk and Charlie has completely changed his mind and now he
1:41:28
respects him. Just after an evening he he has
1:41:33
changed his mind completely. So however that works, I don't
1:41:37
really know. But and then they leave the ski
1:41:42
slopes. We have Kendall and Ava's
1:41:44
birthday party, which should really just be Ava's birthday
1:41:48
party. Do we need Kendall's birthday
1:41:51
party to be part of this too? Right, I like Kendall now
1:41:55
though, she's she's getting a little bit more comfortable.
1:41:58
Yeah, but she's not like the group.
1:42:00
She wasn't like the main cast. No I love how Ava was late to
1:42:07
her own party though and she's like did it start?
1:42:10
She was like, I literally packed an outfit for this so if they
1:42:12
didn't I'm going to be real disappointed.
1:42:14
Yeah, she's so funny. I love her.
1:42:17
We were cracking up just everything.
1:42:18
She's again, every single time I say this.
1:42:20
But the reason? She's been.
1:42:21
Saying is so funny. She's been so funny, funny.
1:42:24
Daughter, is that Ava? Oh my God.
1:42:26
OK, Yeah. Ava.
1:42:28
Ava Dash is Rachel Roy's daughter.
1:42:30
Did you know that Rachel Roy is? Becky.
1:42:34
Person. Yeah.
1:42:35
Yeah. OK.
1:42:35
You did know that. OK.
1:42:36
I just learned this. I literally just learned this.
1:42:39
Yeah. I had no idea.
1:42:40
I don't say Stan. I'm literally wearing her
1:42:42
sacred, her sacred head around right now.
1:42:44
Yeah, he's. No clue.
1:42:46
Is Becky with the good hair and then everybody, so her name is
1:42:50
Rachel Roy. She's a like fashion designer
1:42:53
and her father's Dame Dash. So he recently went bankrupt.
1:42:57
So when when the whole affair came around, everybody thought
1:43:03
that it was Rachel Ray and not Rachel Roy.
1:43:07
So everybody was tagging poor 30 minute, 30 minute meals Rachel
1:43:11
Ray. And she was like, what the fuck
1:43:14
is? Oh.
1:43:16
God, it was so funny and I. Love that for her though.
1:43:20
So every time Rachel Roy comes on screen, I'm like, but it's
1:43:25
not her fault. It should be.
1:43:27
It's that man's fault. It's Jaycee's fault.
1:43:29
Yeah, no, I love Rachel Ray. Yes.
1:43:33
She's amazing. She makes me think of Kelly.
1:43:35
Clarkson yes, they're in the same category for me as well.
1:43:40
I forgave Jay-Z because Beyoncé forgave Jay-Z and I just, I'm
1:43:44
not going to go against the queen.
1:43:45
Also, happy belated birthday to our Queen Beyoncé.
1:43:49
Mother, we know you listen. You're our top listener.
1:43:51
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, what?
1:43:55
The other thing I don't like about Kendall is, no offense to
1:43:59
anyone, but I don't like when people have straight males as
1:44:03
their best friends. I'm sorry, but yeah, I just
1:44:10
think like as a woman, your best friend should be a woman or a
1:44:14
gay person you're given. Okay, I just feel like this is
1:44:20
like the Jaylee Stands Liam podcast but like.
1:44:22
It really is. Gives he just gives softball
1:44:25
energy though, like he gives lover boy.
1:44:28
Taken Ariana to 1000 different houses within three months.
1:44:33
It is absolutely too much. He's 29.
1:44:38
He's he's older, so he's ready to settle down.
1:44:43
All of the Parmita Corbin conversation, he's so ready to
1:44:47
settle down. He's so ready to get married.
1:44:49
He thinks she's so cool. I think he's like enamoured by
1:44:53
her. Like she needs someone who's
1:44:55
going to be obsessed with her and he's obsessed with her.
1:44:59
Like in a good way. I don't like I don't like the I
1:45:04
love you. I don't like that.
1:45:06
But she also told him and she's smart because she doesn't do
1:45:10
this on on camera. She also told him you're like my
1:45:14
dream and it's basically like I manifested you because he's
1:45:19
giving her everything that she's wanted.
1:45:21
Like she's just I but I know we were just going to listen back
1:45:24
on every single episode. It's me just gushing over Liam.
1:45:28
Like it just it just it's sweet. I think it's sweet, I think.
1:45:33
Sometimes people just be saying shit when they're horny.
1:45:37
I think sometimes they're just saying whatever they want.
1:45:40
You're my dream, Liam is your dream.
1:45:43
My dream is I'm falling off a Cliff.
1:45:46
So it's a little different. But like, no, I'm sorry, but no.
1:45:52
Ashley, are you are you watching Next Gen.
1:45:55
No, I'm not. My husband watches it.
1:45:59
Oh, we need Lee on the show. We need to come on.
1:46:03
OK, so as, OK, so we're going to explain, I guess we're going to
1:46:07
try to be as unbiased as possible.
1:46:09
But also as brief as possible. I know we're, like, coming up on
1:46:12
two hours. It's crazy.
1:46:13
So no, that's not Ariana. Ariana's, what, 24?
1:46:17
Liam is 29. Ariana, this is Kim Zolciak's
1:46:22
daughter. So yeah, Kim was on Atlanta.
1:46:24
So she's grown up kind of in the limelight.
1:46:27
So Ariana has just gotten out of a 10 year relationship with her
1:46:31
her ex-boyfriend Hudson, who was like the Zaxby's.
1:46:35
Of Zaxby's. Fame he and who was also not
1:46:38
like, I guess emotionally 100% available.
1:46:41
So she meets Liam. Liam is a child star and he has
1:46:45
like a whole bunch of ventures. So he's like, I don't know,
1:46:47
he's, he has, he's wealthy. He is like taking her on dates
1:46:53
and building her closets without any kind of like, and she's
1:46:56
like, well, let me give you money or let me give you
1:46:59
whatever. He's like, no, let me just take
1:47:01
you on a ride on my motorcycle and like, let's just, you know,
1:47:04
do things together. Don't roll your eyes.
1:47:07
And so he's he's very emotionally available.
1:47:11
He is telling her he's like affirming her verbally.
1:47:16
He is affirming her physically, and he's even kind of like
1:47:20
affirming her with gifts and trips and quality.
1:47:23
Time sounds like a young Prince. Hey, like the sound of this guy?
1:47:28
OK, see. Tomatoes.
1:47:31
So, so I think in my big age of 35, I think this is like, this
1:47:38
is good, like this is what you want.
1:47:42
This is. What you Julian doesn't like it.
1:47:44
It's been 3 months it is far too much.
1:47:48
There is no reason for them to be going to all these different
1:47:50
places doing all this bullshit. He has literally nothing to do
1:47:53
which is the problem. That's why he's being so much.
1:47:56
He has nothing going on other than to focus on this person.
1:47:59
So I think he needs to leave her alone and he needs to get a
1:48:02
hobby or sorry not a hobby. He needs to get anything else to
1:48:06
do because he has plenty of hobbies.
1:48:08
Agree with that. Like it's too hot, too heavy,
1:48:12
too quick. Yeah, and little they're going
1:48:14
to get married month 4. He's a volunteer firefighter.
1:48:18
He works as a ski instructor. He also does stuff on a ranch,
1:48:26
Not a so he's wealthy. Not a job.
1:48:29
He's wealthy. His parents are wealthy, his.
1:48:31
Parents. That's like 5 hobbies, Julian.
1:48:33
That's not. Enough for you?
1:48:34
No, that's no, you're right, I said.
1:48:36
I said hobbies and I meant he. And then he has his motorcycle
1:48:40
and he does his motorcycle things.
1:48:43
And he had a, he had a, he did a movie.
1:48:45
At Sundance, the bias is coming out.
1:48:49
Careful, Careful with the movie at Sundance.
1:48:52
Let's whatever the. Motorcycle.
1:48:54
Yeah, no. I might be a sucker for a
1:48:57
motorcycle. Jesse drives a motorcycle on his
1:49:00
video game, so that's close enough, right?
1:49:03
Erder cycle. No, we're not doing that in real
1:49:05
life. That's dangerous.
1:49:07
I don't know, he wears his keys on his pants like outside and
1:49:10
they like Jingle. Oh my God, stop it, stop it.
1:49:16
I don't know, I just feel like, I just feel like again, if we're
1:49:20
talking about like retrospect and like, again, I'm 35, she's
1:49:24
in her early 20s. And like, I also would probably
1:49:27
be grossed out if I was like her age, but I just feel like he's
1:49:32
available emotionally, physically, he's like he's shown
1:49:36
he's affirming you Belt. Yeah.
1:49:40
He's on the belt, period. He's.
1:49:42
Got all the things. Everything that you could need
1:49:45
in a man. He has a motorcycle and he
1:49:47
builds. Bunnies.
1:49:48
And he rides horses. Yeah, I want to know more about
1:49:51
the closet. He built her a closet.
1:49:54
So she got. Just like put it together.
1:49:57
Yeah, so she moved out of her apartment with the guy she was
1:50:00
with for 10 years and got her own apartment with her friend.
1:50:04
And I guess it was like a closet organizer that she couldn't just
1:50:07
put together because. OK, see, I love this.
1:50:10
That's the kind of gift I want to receive.
1:50:12
And that was like the one of the first, that was one of the first
1:50:18
things that he did after they met to kind of get to know her a
1:50:22
little bit more. And like obviously he was, he
1:50:25
liked her. He was feeling her super.
1:50:27
Thoughtful. See Julian.
1:50:29
The man that takes action. And this was after both Charlie
1:50:34
and Hudson pressed him and was like, you need to stay away from
1:50:39
Ariana because that's mine. And like basically.
1:50:43
Like, don't like that? Yeah, how they basically like
1:50:45
lifted their leg and peed on her like she was a fucking fire
1:50:48
hydrant. And that didn't stop.
1:50:50
That didn't stop him. He was like.
1:50:52
OK, I just hope she's playing all of them, getting her
1:50:56
closets, getting her bags. Exactly smoking.
1:51:01
For her in the corner. Giving up her first class seat
1:51:04
for fucking Charlie. Oh I did see that on TikTok or
1:51:08
something. Yeah, that one's not good.
1:51:10
That was stupid. But yeah, moving on from them
1:51:13
because also when they were talking, I have in my notes that
1:51:16
Ariana and Liam are talking and I said don't care, not
1:51:18
listening. I love Ariana's hat because
1:51:20
she's wearing a big fluffy hat, so yeah.
1:51:25
But Speaking of big fluffy sexy, Amira's a sexy outfit with the
1:51:30
fur and the cutouts. She looks so good.
1:51:34
Amira can do no wrong in my. She's just perfect, perfect.
1:51:40
Tentacle Georgia unclogged a toilet with her hands, which at
1:51:45
this point sounds like an everyday thing that she's
1:51:47
probably doing because we know Georgia.
1:51:50
Oh God. The way she casually said it.
1:51:54
She's mother, She's just one of the she's one of the girlies on
1:51:58
here, but she's hilarious. She has.
1:51:59
The way I feel about Liam, Julia feels.
1:52:02
Is the way I feel about Georgia. I love her so much.
1:52:05
Everything she says is hilarious.
1:52:06
Everything she does is like so foolish, but like not.
1:52:11
But it's just like, she's just like so herself, and she can't.
1:52:13
Think about grocery stores. Is that there's just so much.
1:52:16
So much food. They don't tell you there's all
1:52:18
this food. But like, she unclogged the
1:52:20
toilet with her hand. Someone pulled something out of
1:52:22
their mouth while they were eating and they're like, what is
1:52:24
this? And she took it from them and
1:52:26
was like, I don't know, let me see.
1:52:27
I know a lot of things in this In this episode alone, she's
1:52:30
talking to Seth Marks and she's like, Seth Marks is the
1:52:32
spiritual leader of our time. And she's just being so like
1:52:36
everything she says is just so funny.
1:52:38
She wants to name her child Sushi, but she's also like
1:52:41
gross. So it's like.
1:52:43
Yeah, she's gross. She doesn't the, the, the thing
1:52:47
that will forever like stay with her is because on season 1,
1:52:52
Riley Burris and her and somebody else I forgot who went,
1:52:55
I think it was Ava, they all went to the bathroom together.
1:52:58
Riley, Ava and Georgia all come out and Georgia proceeds to
1:53:02
leave the bathroom and Riley goes, are you going to wash your
1:53:06
hands? And she goes, I don't believe in
1:53:08
washing your hands. It's probably rough for her.
1:53:14
Not only that, but she touched the bottom of someone's shoe
1:53:17
like during that same scene, so. In this season, her boyfriend
1:53:22
who is perfect ass they're going to get married.
1:53:25
They had the friends giving and I think you you might have heard
1:53:28
it in like 1 of the last episodes.
1:53:30
But he was like, I was so scared this was going to be a shoes off
1:53:33
house and she goes, why do your socks not match?
1:53:35
He goes, no, they smell really bad and she goes, well, how long
1:53:40
have you known about this? And he goes for days.
1:53:43
I'm going to fucking vomit. That's the.
1:53:45
They're perfect. She eats in bed.
1:53:48
He he loves that. She eats in bed and it's gross.
1:53:50
It's great when she was in. Bed.
1:53:54
Yeah, and then she twerks on the wall at the party.
1:53:57
Which is. At the birthday party.
1:53:58
Decent. No, she looked at it was so
1:54:01
funny because Ava just goes ow while she's like.
1:54:05
Charlie goes who's? That like Miss Georgia.
1:54:08
I love. Her, I mean, love her or hate
1:54:11
her, she's definitely great television and like like.
1:54:15
I commented. Mother on her post from the
1:54:18
podcast Instagram and she liked it so yeah, but no, yeah, that
1:54:24
was great. And then Charlie and Amira talk,
1:54:27
which we already said was sad. And Charlie's sweater is really
1:54:30
distracting the entire time and it's taking away from the
1:54:34
seriousness of the conversation. But I feel really bad for her
1:54:37
and. Then when he goes, can I, can I
1:54:39
give you a hug? And she's like, I need to
1:54:41
finish. I'm like, dude, read the room
1:54:44
like she's, she's literally I'm trying to tell you something.
1:54:48
No, it was weird and it was sad and I feel really bad for her,
1:54:51
but I think it's the best thing for her.
1:54:54
And will he change? Probably not, no.
1:54:57
But well he might change for the cameras maybe.
1:55:02
Like I can see him fake changing but.
1:55:04
He's still a narcissist so. Yeah, yeah, because.
1:55:07
But that's why, because he wants to stay on TV but he's too
1:55:10
narcissistic to actually change. But the whole thing, the whole
1:55:14
episode for me came down to the clothing line pop ups.
1:55:18
Well, before that, there is a situation where there might be a
1:55:22
new potential mother on our hands, and that is Rowan.
1:55:26
When she asked to take the rotisserie chicken, I said yes,
1:55:31
that's mother. Yeah, yeah, I love the potential
1:55:33
mother. I think she's an excellent
1:55:36
addition to the cast. I she's like, I just want to
1:55:38
make chicken salad. I love chicken salad.
1:55:41
That's amazing. But yeah, but then the cold,
1:55:44
the. Fashion.
1:55:45
The fashion events I cannot. That was Brooks.
1:55:51
Come on, dude. That's not.
1:55:53
I was really, I was impressed with Shy's.
1:55:56
Shy's looked like fun. It looked like a good time, like
1:55:58
a real, actual party. Brooks's.
1:56:02
Yeah, his dad was cute, but Brooks's?
1:56:07
And one was so like Brooks was so trying to Uptown me Uptown
1:56:13
and like up. His ball.
1:56:14
And just not giving and then shy was I feel like shy.
1:56:20
Damn, this show makes me makes me want to like it just kind of
1:56:24
makes me like Cape for these straight men and I kind of like
1:56:26
want to vomit, But like I actually was pretty impressed
1:56:29
with shy's like I was like I thought that I thought that was
1:56:31
like perfectly in line with what a pop up at his level should be.
1:56:36
Even Ava looked busier too. Ava was impressed and it looked
1:56:40
busier. It looked like way more fun and
1:56:44
I think they all realized that too because no one was having
1:56:47
fun at Brooks's. They were just eating caviar.
1:56:48
It was uppity. Like so uppity you're eating
1:56:51
caviar for a fucking tracksuit launch.
1:56:53
Give me a break. Then I feel like they was like,
1:56:57
you can buy anything you like, buy the socks.
1:56:59
It's like, no, that's it. That's all you have is socks for
1:57:02
us. And then Meredith was like, Oh
1:57:03
my God, I'm sorry, I can't go. I have a DJ event.
1:57:08
I love that. It was so funny.
1:57:10
But yeah, Georgia talking to Seth Marks about advice at
1:57:13
Brooks's pop up was the best part of the pop up.
1:57:15
You're going to be the what do you say?
1:57:16
You're going to be the Ralph. Lauren, the Ralph Lauren of
1:57:18
household cleaning. She's like, I'm the Ralph Lauren
1:57:21
of household cleaning. She can't not be funny.
1:57:25
Everything she says is just insane.
1:57:26
So it's all hilarious. And then yeah, Ava and Shy
1:57:30
actually start flirting and then they.
1:57:33
Actually KISS, apparently. And they, yeah, they tell that
1:57:36
story. And Ava and Ariana kissed as
1:57:40
well. Yeah, and I'm totally here for
1:57:42
that. And then Liam goes to walk
1:57:48
Ariana's dogs while Ariana goes to Charlie's house.
1:57:53
It's giving simp, but I'm here for a simp.
1:57:55
I'm not going to lie. Like, how sweet, how thoughtful
1:57:59
is that? We've been out all day.
1:58:01
I have these two big dogs that they need to be walked.
1:58:04
I'm going to go walk your dogs for you because I don't need to
1:58:07
be doing all that stuff. Come on, that's so sweet.
1:58:12
Ultra Ariana's playing the game, yeah.
1:58:15
She's a smart girl. She's, Oh no, she's, she's fully
1:58:19
going to break that boy's heart. She's it's already done.
1:58:22
We already see the last shot of the episode was Charlie and
1:58:25
Ariana about to kiss. So it's over.
1:58:28
Yeah. But yeah, no.
1:58:32
Just I also love the crayon drawings of anything.
1:58:35
Regarding so good, all of every single time they do a story of
1:58:38
them, it's so. Fun.
1:58:39
I just love it so much. It's a great, so good.
1:58:43
A great add on. So good.
1:58:46
But yeah, we're at two hours and.
1:58:47
I know, I know it's OK. We'll be able to we'll be able
1:58:52
to cut. I just wanted to say that
1:58:54
because last time we did watch the I told you about the movie
1:58:57
The Whisper Man. So we did watch that and it was
1:58:59
a really, really good actually. And like twisty and turny and
1:59:04
like just a good story. And it was all you sort of
1:59:09
expect it. You can sort of start to guess
1:59:11
it and stuff, but I don't know, sometimes I just think that
1:59:14
everything is foreshadowing. So then I'm like on top of the
1:59:17
case. But anyways, that was really
1:59:19
good. Adults season 2.
1:59:21
Have you seen adults? Have you watched it at all?
1:59:24
It's like an FX show. It's on Hulu, but it's really
1:59:27
good. And the second season just came
1:59:28
out and like the first season was really funny, but like
1:59:31
people had an issue with it because it, it was a lot, but,
1:59:35
and I think it felt like a little immature for the
1:59:38
audiences it was trying to capture.
1:59:40
But like they've refined. I mean, I thought it was great,
1:59:42
but as they say, they've like refined it and aged it up and
1:59:45
everything. So now it's more appealing to
1:59:48
more people. Anyways, it's hilarious.
1:59:50
It's like a sitcom and super funny.
1:59:52
Like 20 minute episodes is so easy to watch.
1:59:55
But like truly, truly like one of the best sitcoms happening
1:59:59
right now. And then RuPaul's Drag Race UK
2:00:03
season 8 just started. So need to watch that.
2:00:06
Fill on with that on. Yes, Fill and Eddie.
2:00:10
It's been good already. They've been like there, It's
2:00:12
one episode and they're already fighting.
2:00:14
It's like, great. There's drama between people.
2:00:16
It's so good. And then we did you did either
2:00:21
of you watch Let's Marry Harry? No.
2:00:24
OK, Well, we watched Trixie and Katya watching Let's Marry
2:00:27
Harry. Oh my God, disgusting.
2:00:29
That man seems like a nasty, nasty perv.
2:00:33
Don't like it. And then last thing was in the
2:00:35
eye of the storm showed the like Texas floods from 2025, which is
2:00:40
really sad. But it scared me so much that I
2:00:44
bought life jackets for the dogs because I was like.
2:00:46
No, Yeah, yeah, Shit. Can you send me that link?
2:00:50
Because I need, I probably need those for.
2:00:52
Yes, I will. Yeah, it was terrifying.
2:00:55
And so I, yeah, I bought 2 of them, but Oh dear Lord, yeah,
2:00:58
that was it. That was a lot.
2:01:01
That was crazy. I know we need to have.
2:01:03
And our very first guest, I know.
2:01:05
Yeah, I know. I love.
2:01:07
Thanks for having me guys. Thanks for coming.
2:01:10
On this is obviously not going to be your last time.
2:01:13
It's just one of the many that we'll have, and then Lee needs
2:01:15
to come on to talk about next Gen., apparently.
2:01:18
Yeah, I'm sure he'll have some hot takes for us.
2:01:21
We should just have all this, all the men on the straight.
2:01:24
I agree. Straight men and Kyle.
2:01:27
That's what I'm gonna say. Speaking of, I know it's super
2:01:30
random, but I'll stop. But I'm like bingeing Chicago
2:01:33
Fire and there's this one character named Ritter that
2:01:37
looks and reminds me of Kyle. OK I'll ask him cuz he watches
2:01:40
it so. I mean, yes, he's the only black
2:01:46
firefighter and yes, he's also gay on the show, and that's not
2:01:49
the only reason why, I swear, but.
2:01:51
There's only one. You're telling me there's only
2:01:53
one black firefighter in Chicago?
2:01:55
In all of Chicago. I know they had a couple of
2:01:58
them, like coming and going, but I don't know why they just can't
2:02:01
like stick with one. But yeah, Ritter.
2:02:02
I love Ritter. He's like one of my favorites.
2:02:05
We love Chicago men and Chicago PD and everything.
2:02:07
Yes. Our our Pew Pew is named Voigt.
2:02:12
That's funny. Yeah, anyway, that's what, every
2:02:14
time he comes on the screen, I'm like Kyle and Jesse's like, Oh
2:02:17
my God, Kyle. So yes.
2:02:19
Anyway, anyway. OK, well work Major Slay I.
2:02:26
Know well, thanks for listening and we'll catch you guys next
2:02:29
time. Bye.
2:02:32
Bye.