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FULL SHOW: The Big Show V Farmers · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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  Speaker 2: Don't fight it.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to go up a size.
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  Speaker 3: This is the biggest.
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  Speaker 4: The biggest.
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  Speaker 5: The biggest.
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  Speaker 1: This is the biggest.
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  Speaker 6: Our biggest show.
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  Speaker 5: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, get her, you mad bastards.
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  Speaker 7: Great to have your company this Thursday morning. It is
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  Speaker 7: the 17th of September, 2026, and you, my friends, are
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  Speaker 7: listening to The Big Show Breakfast, brought to you by
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  Speaker 7: Bunnings Trade.
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  Speaker 8: Build big rewards with new PowerPass Pro Rewards by Bunnings.
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  Speaker 5: Great stuff, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Bunnings!
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  Speaker 7: Mogey, mogey, mogey, wearing your tidy, whitey... God, I love
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  Speaker 7: that shirt. How you going, you stallion, you Greek god, you.
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  Speaker 6: adonis going pretty grossly you mad dog you sick son
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  Speaker 6: of a b you weird bastard yeah no not pervert
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  Speaker 6: peeping tom yeah that's fine what's the difference there's a
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  Speaker 6: big difference keezy just on that bunning stuff there ever
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  Speaker 6: since we um did breakfast last time i've been loving
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  Speaker 6: me some uh bunnings.
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  Speaker 5: I've been on the old power what do you call
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  Speaker 5: it there Power Pass Pro Rewards. Yeah, Power Pass Pro Rewards. Jeez,
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  Speaker 5: I've got rewards coming out my wazoo.
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  Speaker 3: Just good stuff, man.
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  Speaker 9: How are you going there, Keezy? You've had a shocking
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  Speaker 9: few nights sleep. How'd you go last night?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Should we do sleep chat? Oh, we'll get into it
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  Speaker 5: for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: This is good content. Yeah, yeah, totally. Don't waste it here.
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  Speaker 3: This is our shot at the big time, fellas.
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  Speaker 5: 100% Jason is. You know, drive. Drive time radio.
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  Speaker 10: Losers.
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  Speaker 1: Joke.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, bricky radio. This is the big time. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: Someone's just got a good text here. Why don't you
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  Speaker 5: play the national anthem? That's a great question.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot all about it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, damn. Shocking. Damn it. We'll do that tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Bugs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey, do we still do in the breakfast?
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  Speaker 7: Because I'm just sort of reacquainting myself here.
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  Speaker 3: What's coming up on the show?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we could do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Well, let's do that then. What's happening on The Big
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  Speaker 5: Show with Old Mogi? It's a secret. Oh, is that
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  Speaker 5: how they do it on breakfast? Yeah, yeah. That's how
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  Speaker 5: I thought we could.
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  Speaker 9: Alternatively, we would say that last couple of chances to
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  Speaker 9: get yourself involved with Would You Rather.
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  Speaker 5: We're drawing it on Monday, fellas. Yes, we are.
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  Speaker 9: This is a competition where you could go to either
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  Speaker 9: Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final in Sydney.
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  Speaker 5: Listen out for the queue to call. Give us a
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  Speaker 5: ring on 0800 HODAKI. And it could be you and
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  Speaker 5: a mate.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine if it was you and a mate. Oh, so good.
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  Speaker 5: It's not going to be you if you don't call us.
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  Speaker 10: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: It definitely won't be you, Keezy. You're not going in.
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  Speaker 5: You're going to Japan. That's right.
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  Speaker 9: We've got, because we're on breakfast now, cool people want
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  Speaker 9: to talk to us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Jacob Laban.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: From the Warriors.
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  Speaker 3: Is he a warrior?
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  Speaker 5: Have we ever spoken to a warrior before? No. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: one time we talked to Charns.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But he thought he was doing brekkie and he was
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  Speaker 5: gutted when he found out it was us. Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: RTS came in, but he was injured. Does that count?
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  Speaker 5: And he was gutted when he.
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  Speaker 10: Heard it was us.
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  Speaker 5: He was absolutely furious. He thought it was Jerry Mania.
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  Speaker 10: He did.
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  Speaker 3: He thought his career was over.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. He's like, where's Matt?
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  Speaker 9: And also a couple of Auckland Football Club players, Callan
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  Speaker 9: Elliott and Lockie Brook will be in later in the show.
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  Speaker 9: And in between them, we'll be talking about all sorts
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  Speaker 9: of cool stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Probably a bit of farmer chat, fellas.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we had a very controversial text last night. We'll
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  Speaker 7: get into that later. Yeah, we'll address that later on.
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  Speaker 7: In the meantime, let's kick off with some Foo Fighters.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. Good morning.
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  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, indeed, the tuts there on the Big Show breakfast
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  Speaker 7: this Thursday morning. I want to say a big thanks
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  Speaker 7: to who have received a couple of texts on 3483
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  Speaker 7: saying you guys are absolute backbones. Not only did you
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  Speaker 7: do the drive show yesterday afternoon, you're straight back into
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  Speaker 7: it this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Hardcore work, fellas. Well done.
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  Speaker 5: That's up to, what is that?
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  Speaker 9: Is that almost eight hours we're looking at doing across,
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  Speaker 9: you know, sort of 18 hours.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's... Or 24 hours. It's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: It's phenomenal. Hey, but listen... It's almost a full work day.
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  Speaker 9: It's a huge mental load. Have you ever taken a
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  Speaker 9: huge mental load before, Keezy?
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  Speaker 5: Not to this.
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  Speaker 9: Nah.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 5: Certainly not at this time. Jeez. I can't see that
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  Speaker 5: text anywhere, Jase. Where is that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 7: You just need to scroll down a little bit there.
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  Speaker 7: It's a new system we're running. You see, Keezy hasn't
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  Speaker 7: quite got to grips with it.
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  Speaker 3: But listen... It is different, isn't it? It is.
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  Speaker 7: I was talking about when I was walking in today,
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  Speaker 7: it's a very different place, the city, at 5 o'clock
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  Speaker 7: in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 7: And I always find when I'm doing breakfast, me old
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  Speaker 7: sleep's a bit up and down because it's that classic
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  Speaker 7: thing of going, oh, the alarm's about to go off,
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  Speaker 7: and yet it's only 1 o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I went to bed early. I was in bed
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  Speaker 9: at 8, and then I got up and watched some TV,
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  Speaker 9: and then I went to bed at 9.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a bit of a rebel, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're hardcore, man.
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  Speaker 9: And it was a pretty good sleep, but a lot
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  Speaker 9: of dreams. And then my old mate, the Tui, got
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  Speaker 9: a Tui that visited me, and he was an absolute
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  Speaker 9: nightmare last spring and summer, and then buggered off. I
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  Speaker 9: was hoping that he got electrocuted or something.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You all found a mate somewhere else.
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  Speaker 5: More electrocuted.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: And now he's back.
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  Speaker 9: And the good news is he's moved from the tree
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  Speaker 9: out the back of our house to the tree right
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  Speaker 9: outside my bedroom window.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, lovely.
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  Speaker 9: And it's great because he turns up at about four
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  Speaker 9: o'clock in the morning. He's talking about his territory and
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  Speaker 9: he wants to get laid. Are you sure it's the
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  Speaker 9: same one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: 100% sure.
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  Speaker 3: They're territorial birds, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know. It's just that there's a lot of
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  Speaker 5: tui out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, how can you be sure it's the same tui?
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  Speaker 5: They look similar. They sound similar. It looks exactly the same.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds exactly the same. It's got a real, like.
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  Speaker 9: Annoying sort of, you know, entitled sort of a vibe
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  Speaker 9: to it, you know?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right. Shock and bastard. Whereas all the other Tui
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  Speaker 5: I know are pretty humble and chill. Pretty humble Tui, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, where you live, it's pretty fancy pants. Oh, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 7: It's a sort of Pajero kind of Tui, whereas out west,
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  Speaker 7: they're just, you know, they're just backbones.
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  Speaker 9: And I think the only thing, because what we learned
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  Speaker 9: last time, because we spoke to an expert, didn't we,
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  Speaker 9: last year?
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  Speaker 5: Was it a year ago? God.
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  Speaker 9: And it's territorial and wanting to find a mate. So
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  Speaker 9: I think what I need to do is get this
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  Speaker 9: bird laid. So the question is, how do I do that?
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  Speaker 9: How do you get a Tui laid?
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  Speaker 5: Anybody know? 3483, text us.
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  Speaker 8: While you're texting us about how to get a Tui laid,
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  Speaker 8: by the way, why don't you text on three what
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  Speaker 8: you're having for breakfast this morning?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How good.
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  Speaker 5: Just relax, fellas. Just relax. I know it's exciting.
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  Speaker 8: What's for breakfast, New Zealand? That's coming up shortly on
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  Speaker 8: The Big Show. So text us 3483. Every text in
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  Speaker 8: the draw for a prize.
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  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 12: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 7: Brian Mellon there on the Big Show breakfast this Thursday morning.
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  Speaker 7: Keep those texts coming on 3483 for what's on the
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  Speaker 7: breakfast with me, Keezy. In the meantime, we're trying to
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  Speaker 7: figure out how to find a mate for a tui.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 9: I've got a recurring issue at my house where every
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  Speaker 9: spring and summer a tui comes back, parks itself outside
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  Speaker 9: my bedroom window and doesn't shut up from about 4 a.m.
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  Speaker 9: It's territorial, Keezy. We worked this out last year, and
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  Speaker 9: it's searching for a mate. Now, I can't do much
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  Speaker 9: about the territory thing outside of buying a shotgun, but
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  Speaker 9: what we can do is try and get this bird
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  Speaker 9: mated up, you know, get him a missus, get him
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  Speaker 9: to shut up. There's nothing that will shut you up
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  Speaker 9: quicker than getting a missus.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Just lie back and just be content.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. So, look, I've done some research, fellas.
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  Speaker 8: I've been deep into the, you know, I just Googled it.
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  Speaker 8: So one of the things it says is to make
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  Speaker 8: your backyard a welcoming natural habitat for the local bird population.
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  Speaker 5: I've already done that. Yeah, it's got trees in it
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  Speaker 5: and all that. Nah, but you have to do it
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  Speaker 5: even more.
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  Speaker 8: So, for example, you have to plant a whole lot
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  Speaker 8: of really nectar-rich plants, like, for example, tui.
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  Speaker 5: They love kowhai plants.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the yellow flower there. You can hang a little
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  Speaker 7: thing of honey water.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good idea.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It'll make it seem like my tui, who's going to
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  Speaker 5: need a name at some point, is rich.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: What you want to set up, essentially, is a place
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  Speaker 7: that's so amazing that the female Tui flies past and goes,
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  Speaker 7: hang about, check this out.
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  Speaker 9: So even if he is, in the scheme of things,
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  Speaker 9: an ugly and unattractive Tui.
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  Speaker 5: Which he probably is. He's got a sick pad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he's got a nice pad. So a mirror.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Some honey juice, as you say there.
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  Speaker 3: A little jacuzzi or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a bird bath.
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  Speaker 3: A bird bath.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like one with jets in it. Yeah, one with jets.
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  Speaker 3: A bird bath with jets.
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  Speaker 5: And like neon lighting and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, some mood lighting.
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  Speaker 8: It says here to plant some bottle brush, puniri and
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  Speaker 8: rewa rewa, or you.
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  Speaker 5: Could just go for the bird bath. Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 5: I think the bath.
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  Speaker 9: I think that's the sort of stuff that you do,
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  Speaker 9: you know, what you're saying there, Keezy, if you're really desperate.
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  Speaker 9: I think the easier path and probably the more effective
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  Speaker 9: path would be to go with a mirror and a spa.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Disco ball? Disco ball. Little pole? Well, they love the reflections.
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  Speaker 5: They literally do.
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  Speaker 9: They grab sparkly things, don't they, like a magpie, and
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  Speaker 9: they chuck them up in their nest?
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  Speaker 5: Tooie do.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What about a cool necklace then?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, a necklace would be good.
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  Speaker 7: Imagine, yeah, so the Tui could be wearing a necklace
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  Speaker 7: in the birdbath with Jets, drinking a glass of honey
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  Speaker 7: water as she flies past.
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  Speaker 9: Hot.
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  Speaker 3: That is going to work a treat.
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  Speaker 8: What are you having for breakfast, New Zealand? Give us
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  Speaker 8: a text on 3483. We've got prizes to dish out.
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  Speaker 8: So get stuck in.
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  Speaker 3: In in the meantime here's Audioslave the.
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  Speaker 12: Hauraki Big Show weekdays from 4 on Radio.
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  Speaker 4: Hauraki time for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: Ultra the beer for here the Warriors are sticking with
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  Speaker 4: Mount Smart as their main home despite a sold-out crowd
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  Speaker 4: of more than 48,000 packing Eden Park for their play-off
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  Speaker 4: clash with the Knights this Sunday. Boss Cameron George says
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  Speaker 4: there's no plan to move more games there, but Eden
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  Speaker 4: Park staff have made the switch an easy one. America's
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  Speaker 4: five largest professional sports leagues– NFL, basketball, baseball, ice hockey
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  Speaker 4: and football– have banded together to address the harassment of
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  Speaker 4: players and staff by losing gamblers.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Brin Rutkin, baby. And keeping an eye on the Tiger,
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  Speaker 4: Tiger Woods, see what I did there, has returned to
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  Speaker 4: the golf range for the first time since his car
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  Speaker 4: crash in March. The 15-time major champion has been spotted
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  Speaker 4: in the wild playing with balls in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Brin Rutkin, b * * * *.
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  Speaker 3: G'day, Brin. G'day, mate.
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  Speaker 5: It's good to see you, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: So they've... I've got you back on breakfast day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, it was inevitable.
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  Speaker 9: You can't pull one over an old brin. You spotted that, man.
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  Speaker 9: Can you just give us a little look behind the
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  Speaker 9: curtain there?
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  Speaker 5: How do you choose? Because there's a lot happening in
• 11:30
  Speaker 5: the world of sport.
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  Speaker 9: That one there about Tiger Woods, you think to yourself, well,
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  Speaker 9: you know, does anybody care? But you've made it something
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  Speaker 9: great there by doing those little play on words. How
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  Speaker 9: do you make your choices in the morning? What time
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  Speaker 9: are you up?
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  Speaker 4: I get up around four is when I get up.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't actually look at the sport headlines till
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  Speaker 4: about 6.30. Really?
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  Speaker 3: You just go porn early?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Do you? That's a weird thing.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if it's.
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  Speaker 3: That weird, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Is that what you do as well?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm not saying that I do that,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm just.
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  Speaker 4: We could share links, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how to do the link thing.
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  Speaker 5: He uses the magazines, yeah. He's mostly magazine and memory.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, analogue.
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  Speaker 5: He's analogue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So we'll see you in an hour, Bryn, for the
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  Speaker 5: 7.30 headlines, man.
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  Speaker 4: I suppose so, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good work, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, mate.
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  Speaker 5: Good to have you back.
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  Speaker 3: Bec?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's not in yet.
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  Speaker 5: No, this is... Oh, don't worry about it.
• 12:25
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 12: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 7: Back there on The Big Show Breakfast this Thursday morning.
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  Speaker 7: The time is 6.36, which means it's time for.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, guys. Text here from Steve.
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  Speaker 3: What's on the breakfast?
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  Speaker 5: With me, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: The segment where you text in what you're having for
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  Speaker 8: breakfast this Thursday morning on 3483 and.
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: We read it out. Yeah, man. So good.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: People love it. Going for like five years. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 8: G'day there, guys. Sardines on toast with a black coffee
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  Speaker 8: and a dart.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Well, you were talking about that yesterday, Mogi. Sardines.
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  Speaker 5: The breath of champions. Yeah, yeah. Sardines are a rare
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  Speaker 5: thing to have for your breakfast. Hang on a minute.
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  Speaker 5: Who's that from? Doesn't say. Black coffee and a dart.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: Sounds like it's from Mogi. Mogi? G'day, guys. Kyle here. Sandylands.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: McLaughlin.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: Who's Kyle McLaughlin?
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: Muesli bar while I milk the cows. Oh, yeah. That's
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: the dream, isn't it?
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: You know what I'd do in that scenario?
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: I would, as I was squeezing the teat, I'd squeeze
• 13:48
  Speaker 7: the teat and the milk onto my muesli bar, make
• 13:51
  Speaker 7: it like a muesli bowl almost.
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: A muesli bowl. Like a bowl of muesli. Yeah, a
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: muesli bowl.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Fresh, creamy milk.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: G'day there, guys. I'm having a steak and cheese pie.
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: Who is it?
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: Come on, man. Are we going to do this right
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: or not? We didn't ask them to include their names.
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: That's right. Okay. G'day, guys. Doug here.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Bracewell.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, Doug Bracewell. He's a backbone, is it? Nah, Doug Howlett.
• 14:15
  Speaker 8: G'day, guys. Doug Howlett here. A steak and cheese pie
• 14:18
  Speaker 8: with a blue V.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Is that a, what do they call that there,
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: a tradie combo? Yeah, definitely. Well, Doug Hallett's put hashtag
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: tradie life on the end of that text.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't know it was a blue V.
• 14:29
  Speaker 9: Do you know, I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but
• 14:32
  Speaker 9: I've never had a blue V.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: No, neither have I.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: Have you not?
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't. Wow.
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: And back in the day, I loved me energy drinks.
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: If he could chuck a pixie caramel in there as well,
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: I'd be very happy.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Pixie caramel for dessert?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 11: G'day, guys.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: Adam here.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: And.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Sandler....
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: I'm going to read the text word for word. G'day, guys.
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Adam here. Not Ant or Sadler. Just so you know
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: out there, Jason and I have not read the text. No.
• 15:02
  Speaker 8: Greek yogurt and buttered dark rye toast plus instant coffee
• 15:06
  Speaker 8: with a bit of honey mixed in.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Got too much time on your hands, man. Get a job, man.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: It's a bit fancy pants for me. Honey and coffee? No.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: Instant honey. Instant coffee? Instant coffee with honey mixer. I've
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: never had that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Is that a hack? That's foul.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: That's disgusting. That sounds yummy, man. That's the behavior of
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: a lunatic. Yeah, totally.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Seek help.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: G'day, guys. Regan here.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Ronald.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Have you got one, man?
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: No.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, if you think of one, you just yell it out. G'day, guys.
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: Truckee Regan here. Steak and cheese pie. Couple of these
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: to really get those heart palpitations going.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Cheers.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good. It's good to start your day off with
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: a good heart palpitation.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: G'day, guys. Adam here. Adam again. Different Adam. Oh, right.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: I'm having a Steinlager Classic, a Dart, and then I
• 15:57
  Speaker 8: might fire up the barbecue to get my day running faster.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Good stuff, man.
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: Coming up shortly, another chance to get yourself in the
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: draw for Would You Rather. So keep an ear out
• 16:09
  Speaker 8: and get ready to call 0800 HODAKI.
• 16:11
  Speaker 12: The HODAKI Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio HODAKI.
• 16:15
  Speaker 12: One simple question. One weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: Yes, indeed, Wazzle Cars is up to you, New Zealand.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: You decide.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: We're getting down to the pointy end of the competition,
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: so get in there whenever you can is my advice.
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll be doing a bit of a blitz while
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: we're on, Brekkie fellas. We'll put someone in the draw
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: every single hour.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're going to draw the winner for that, by
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the way, on Monday.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: On the Monday morning breakfast show, which we'll be doing
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Hang on, just quickly.
• 16:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: Just in case people are listening that don't know, you
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: get to choose between either going to the NRL Grand
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: Final or the Bathurst 1000, everything taken care of, flights, transfers, hotel, everything.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Jase, that's 1,000 laps they do. Yeah. No, it's not true.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: 1,000 laps. No, it's not. So that takes quite a while.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll take a couple of days, wouldn't it?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Hey, let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Brock, how's life?
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: Life's good, thanks fellas.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. Tell me, Brooke, what do you
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: do for a crust? I'm a nurse, actually.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, backbone.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Bloody backbone. Yeah, there's a backbone.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: How's it going there, mate? Things are pretty tough at
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: the moment for you bastards.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: It's been pretty busy, actually, yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 10: I can imagine, I can imagine.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: You don't want to be busy when you're a nurse.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: You want to be bored.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to be bored with nothing to do.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: When do you start today, Brooke?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Nine minutes. Oh, a bit of crack.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well, let's crack. Let's get on with it then.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Waz or cars?
• 17:47
  Speaker 11: Waz for sure, fellas.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good on you. Good on you.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: You're a backbone. Good on, mate. Thanks for the work
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: you do, by the way, Brooke. It's very important.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, thanks, guys. No worries, bro. That was patronising.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, man?
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Hey, Brooke, who would you take with you if you won, man?
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: I'd take my partner.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, nice. All right. Well, you're
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: in the draw, mate. You hold the line. See you, mate.
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Hang on. Probably there.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Get in, you mad bastard. It sounds like you're in
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: the shed, mate.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I am, mate.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I am. How many head are you getting through today, man?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: How many head?
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: He's 400 cows.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: 400 cows.
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: 400.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Bloody hell.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: I mean, Casey, here you are, mate, moaning about having
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: to do a bit of radio. Buddy Ian is bloody
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: breaking his back every day because he's a backbone.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: That's right. Yeah. I could do 400 in my sleep, Ian.
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: Oh, you're a legend, mate.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: You're a legend.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Ian, what are you thinking, mate? Bathurst or NRL grand final?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: The grand final. Yeah, good on you, mate. Whereabouts is
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: your farm, by the way, Ian?
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Red Rye.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: That's backbone country, Red Rye. And how many of you
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: is out there? Is it just yourself? Myself and my wife. Oh, yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: Classic.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Great life, hey.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Classic.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: You know, working the land.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and other stuff. Hey, Ian, you hold the line, mate.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: You're in the draw, all right?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Thanks, guys.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Back to it, brother.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: You see, he's no nonsense, Keezy.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Did you hear that?
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: He's no nonsense. No moaning and groaning and stuff.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: He just gets on with the job at hand.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Very economical with the words as well.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 9: You know, why say more words than are absolutely required
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: at any given time? A man of few words. Big actions, though, Keezy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Big actions.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Big actions every single day.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: You see, some people are just like.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: When do you reckon the last time was he said
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: he loved his missus? Probably never.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: But she knows by his actions. He's up every day
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: working like a bastard.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Because when he asked.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: asked to marry her, it wasn't a romantic proposal.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: It was like, what do you reckon?
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: It was like, I suppose we should get married.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes sense.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Suppose you'd be wanting to make an honest woman of you,
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: would you? Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Right, I've got to go and put some posts in.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Backbone. Oh, you know your farmer's shit.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: By the way, shout out to boyship.co.nz. If you're keen
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: to go to the grand final, it's sold out. However,
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: there are still some packages for the Bathurst trip.
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 20:21
  Speaker 12: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Hope your Thursday morning's going along very calmly and nicely.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: You're listening to The Big Show Breakfast, incidentally, brought to
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: you by Bunnings Trade.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: Build big rewards with new Power Pass Pro rewards by Bunnings.
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: I've actually got a bit of stuff I've got to
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: do around the place in the weekend there.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Inside? Inside, yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: I like nothing better than a trip to Bunnings.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: What are you going to do in the apartment?
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: You go to Bunnings and you just go in the
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: little playground they've got their own.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Yes. It's very handy while his wife sort of goes
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: around and gets a few bits and pieces. Do Bunnings
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: have a playground? Oh, yeah.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: And then I go to the little cafe in there.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Have a fluffy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little fluffy. A marshmallow on top.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: God, that sounds great, man. And he's bouncing off the
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: walls for the rest of the day. Yeah, right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Well, that's where my wife actually takes me to the
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: playground and just chucks me in the thing with all
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: the little balls.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Then there's an inevitable crash of your mood. You start screaming.
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just have a full-on tantrum in the middle
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: of Bunnings on my back.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: And she drags you out screaming. And she drags me
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: out screaming.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: And then you fall asleep at the car seat on
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: the way home. Yes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: God, it sounds great, man. Maybe I should go to Bunnings. Hey,
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: big hour coming up, fellas. Another chance to get in
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: the draw for Would You Rather. Change to Jacob Laban soon.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Massive game.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Should I run that? You should probably leave that to
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: me predominantly. Yeah, good.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Mogi will just be quiet. Yeah, nice.
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: But coming up next, though, addressing a controversy involving farmers.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
• 22:06
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: Nirvana there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show breakfast. It
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: is nine minutes past seven o'clock. Now, we got in
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: to work this morning and we saw a text on
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: the text machine from last night's show.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Where we were chatting. We were asked some advice by
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: a farmer.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: So the advice question we were asked was, hey, I'm
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: a farmer. I'm coming up to the big smoke.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: I'd love to go get a hot pot, which is
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: a restaurant and a style of food that, Jase, you're
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: addicted to.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: And then for some reason, I can't remember, but we
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: gave some advice and then we got a text saying, oi,
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: you C-words, better stop dissing farmers. So Pugs has actually
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: managed to get the audio for us so we can
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: listen back. Just have a listen to this. Does it
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: sound like we're dissing farmers?
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I love it when people come up from up south.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: From up south, yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: From down south.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, you mean up north.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Down north. To the big smoke and the awe in
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: their eyes.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: And they go.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: All the possibilities.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: It's like two-story buildings.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: And there's like cars.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: And trains.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Anyone's lining up to get their photo with the Sky Tower.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Et cetera, et cetera.
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Or Kelly Tartan. Kelly Tartan. The amount of farmers, you know,
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: they've got that viewing platform up there. Yes, at the
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Sky City.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: At the top of the Sky City.
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: The amount of farmers I've seen crawling around on their
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: hands and knees because they're terrified they're going to fall
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: off the Sky Tower. I wish I had a dollar
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: for every time.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: A mate came up from down south and he'd never
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: been to the big smoke and stuff. And I took
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: him to Mission Bay. He'd never seen the water before.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: And he was just, he was almost having a panic
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: attack because he was so overwhelmed.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: By the beauty of the ocean, you know what I mean?
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: All he'd seen before was a trough.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. So he's like, so let me get this straight.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: This is like a really big trough.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, no, it's just a trough you have in
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: the paddock there.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, he thought.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: He thought the ocean was a trough.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Far out. Was he like, man, how big is the
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: cow that drinks out of this?
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally. That's all G, isn't it?
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what that person's complaining about.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Did they come in and use the C word?
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: A bit over the top.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: A bit over the top.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: And it's not like we're, you know what I mean,
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: making stuff up or having a go or anything because
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: we live in Auckland.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Jase, you live in the CBD.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: How many farmers have you seen here terrified of the
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: tall buildings and stuff?
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: It's just a fact.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: You were walking in this morning, Jase.
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: You said you saw a couple of farmers getting a
• 24:36
  Speaker 9: selfie taken with a set of streetlights.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I've never seen light, you know, traffic lights before.
• 24:42
  Speaker 10: 100%.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: I think that's cool, though.
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Like, it's celebrated.
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: Well, that's exactly my attitude too, Keezy, is I love
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: the innocence of it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: You know, it's like a little kid seeing things for
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: the first time and the wonder.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: Have you ever seen, I think this was like last
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: year or maybe the year before, I was walking from
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: my car and I saw a farmer walking just outside here.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: And an aeroplane flew overhead.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: And honestly, he stopped and pointed up.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: He was just like, wow.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 10: Yes, yes.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: And then tried to take a photo of it with
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: his phone. Yeah, so look, all I'm saying, I don't
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: think that we did anything wrong.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. So I think that person should just.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It's something to celebrate. You know what I mean?
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 100%.
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: And can I just say, farmers are always welcome in
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: the big smoke.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: The CBD.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: We love our farmers.
• 25:33
  Speaker 10: 100%.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: 3483, are you a farmer? Do we have B for
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: are we all G?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Just need to know, all right?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Here's the dandy Warhols.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Jacob Laban on up next.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Chat wars. How good.
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: The Kuranbury's there on the big show breakfast this Thursday morning.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: The time is 20 minutes past 7 o'clock. And, fellas,
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: I don't need to say it, but I will. Massive
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: game this Sunday. The Warriors versus the Knights at a
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: sold-out Eden Park. We felt it was prudent at this
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: point to get on a warrior, to have a little
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: bit of a chitty chat before the game. And we've
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: got the one and only Jacob Laban.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: G'day, Jacob. How's life?
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: It's good morning. Yeah, life's good.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: I've got to say, man, you must, I mean, I
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: know Mount Smart is your home, but a sold-out Eden Park,
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: you guys must be fizzing.
• 26:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, no, we're pretty pumped.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: When we got told it was under 20 minutes or so,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: we were just like, wow, this is going to be crazy.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: And pretty amazing facilities they've got there at Eden Park.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: I mean, I've been going to Mount Smart since I
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: was a kid following you fellas, but it must be
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: a treat for you guys to have some hot water
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: in the changing rooms.
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's pretty good. The facilities are good. As you know,
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: that's New Zealand's international stadium. So, yeah, they're pretty good.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: Hey, Jacob, one thing that I've loved about the WAs,
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: especially this year, is you've got that nice mix of
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: young fellas coming through like you and Lekha and Tanner
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: doing a good job. But then you've got that great
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: experience here, James Fisher-Harris, your Kurt Capewah. And I feel
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: like they've struck the right balance. How is it for
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: you as a younger guy coming through playing with the
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: likes of, you know, Fish and Capewell?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been pretty awesome. I feel like they've helped
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: us young boys develop even more. You know, he's like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: you would have heard, iron sharpened irons at training. There's
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: no egos and, like, they allow us to, you know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: challenge them and then they challenge us.
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: So it's good for healthy relationships and, yeah, good for training.
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: Fish is an absolute weapon. Won the Simon Manorine medal
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: the other night. He must have been stoked. Was that
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: an occasion....
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Did you see him actually crack a smile after that, man?
• 27:54
  Speaker 10: No, yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: He's always got that serious face on, but underneath that,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: he's a pretty funny guy.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, we've heard that. We've heard he's a funny guy.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: I just can't picture it. I really like to think so.
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: Jacob, obviously it was a disappointment last weekend for you fellas.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: How do you feel the team has bounced back from that?
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: How's training been this week?
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: I felt like we balanced back pretty good. We tried
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: to focus on training.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: We've got our big session today, but we had our
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: fundamentals training on, I think it was Tuesday.
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the boys dialed in, refocused, and I felt like
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: we were locked in and just concentrated.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: How good.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: You're taking on the Knights this Sunday, man, at Eden Park,
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: as we said. The Knights have had a pretty, like,
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: injury-interrupted season themselves, but they seem to be, everyone seems
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: to be firming nicely ahead of this game. Of course,
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: they've got a pretty dangerous left side, man, and obviously
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: you're going to be out there marking them as well.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: So what's the homework on stopping the Knights?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think a no-brainer, probably Kellen Ponga. Like, he's
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: their indicator, and wherever he is, that's where the sheep's
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: most likely.
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: Going to run, so... we, you know, identify him then
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: hopefully we can stop him.
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: It's a pretty simple message there, isn't it, Jacob? You
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: smash him hard and you smash him early.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: Hey, before you get out onto the field, mate, what
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: sort of music are you listening to to fire up?
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: Oh, pretty much anything and everything. Bit of rap, bit
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: of house music, bit of.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Tom Petty?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Bit of Green Day?
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: I don't know if Green Day would fire me up personally.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: But yeah, so like Jacob, one thing I need to know, man,
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: is the blonde haircut.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Is that the go nowadays?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Because I'm thinking of changing my hairstyle.
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: Nah, it's mainly for my mum so she can see me.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I had a blonde in college and every time I play,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, you should dive back to Bronx because
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I keep thinking you're Eddie.
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, right.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I think you need to get your mum a bigger
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: TV or something, man.
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: She has the biggest glasses and she still can't see me.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: Hey, well, Jacob, all the best, mate. Go out there
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: and do the business on Sunday, eh?
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: No, sweet. Thank you, guys.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Appreciate it. Good on you, man.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Have a good one.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: And, of course, the WAA is taking on the Knights
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: this Sunday. Eden Park, if you've got tickets that you're
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: heading along, let us know on 3483. It's going to
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: be an absolute ripper.
• 30:21
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Sport Headlines with Bryn Rudkin.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Time for your latest Sport Headlines, thanks to Export Ultra,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: the beer for here. The Warriors are loving life at
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Eden Park with a sold-out crowd of more than 48,000
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: ready for Sunday's knockout clash with the Knights. CEO Cameron
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: George says stadium staff have made the switch from Mount
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Smart a breeze.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Brin Rutkin.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: America's biggest sports leagues are teaming up to crack down
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: on gamblers abusing players and staff. Ironically, they all make
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: big money from sports betting advertising.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Brin Rutkin, baby.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: And venues for the 2030 Winter Olympics have been confirmed.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Events will be held in Lyon and the French Alps,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: except for speed skating, which will take place in the Netherlands.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Great! I was wondering about the speed skating, what they'd
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: do with that.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's going to happen in the Netherlands.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Good to have that ironed out.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, it's the place to have it, isn't it?
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Can I ask you, Bryn, you're running the Kizimo there.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: What was the thinking behind that?
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Well, obviously, Keezy does a great job with his.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: He does, doesn't he?
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: And I felt really motivated to do the same.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Follow suit.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Bryn Rudkin sort of looks like, I don't know, the
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: kind of Keezy that you'd actually want to take home
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: to your mum to meet your parents?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: I have met a few mums, actually.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Steady on, man.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: He's a shocker. He's right up there in the search history. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Come on, Bryn.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: That's a second porn reference.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Is this becoming a thing? An issue. Porn Rudkin. Porn Rudkin. Hey,
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: we'll see you.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: In an hour, Porn Rudkin.
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: Sure.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mates. Here's to Black Keys. Turn it up.
• 32:13
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: The Black Keys there on the big show breakfast this
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: Thursday morning. The time's 7.37 and we've had a bit
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: of a thing happen with farmers.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Misinterpretations, can I put it that way?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: And that's the thing, right, because we love farmers. They're
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: the backbone of this nation.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Of course we do.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: They're the backbone of the country.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: A huge portion of our listeners are farmers and we
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: absolutely love them. So this morning when we got in,
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: we realised we had a text from late last night
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: which said, Oi, you C-words better stop dissing farmers.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, they're plain talkers.
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: You know where you stand with a farmer, and that
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: text is a perfect example of it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Men are few words and woman.
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: So, look, there's a lot of text coming in on 3483,
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: farm farmers and the like.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: So....
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: You guys are farming bogeys and your giant honkers. So
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: that's obviously from a farmer trying to get back at us.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: And fair enough.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: He's having a little dig there.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: Hamilton Dairy Farmer, 270 cows. Farming is just a grumpy industry.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: So that's from a farmer.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy gets it. But, you know,
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: we don't want you to be grumpy. Well, that's fine.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: But if you are grumpy, that's your choice.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Just keep it on the farm, that's all. Don't
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: bring it to the big smoke.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Or do you? G'day, fellas.
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: Ruben here from Kamara. I'm out in the valley counting
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: my swedes at the minute.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Keep stiff, boys. Have a good day. You know, it's
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: a lovely technical term. That's nice. Counting swedes. It's a
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: bloody good one. G'day, guys. I'm not a farmer, but
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: I'm happy to call you guys a pack of C's
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: if that helps.
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it's neither here nor there, really.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: This is an interesting one. This is from the point
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: of view of a farmer. G'day, guys.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: I was brought up on high country stations here in Canterbury.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: Farming is piss easy. You just sit in a truck
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: or tractor half the day driving from block to block.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Your dogs do all the work.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, your farm dog.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody knows that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: I read an amazing statistic about farm dogs and the
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: amount of area they cover in one day.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: It's quite phenomenal.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: What, a dog?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: A dog, a farm dog.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: They do a lot. And then you can compare that
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: to the actual farmer.
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Practically doesn't move at all, the farmer. He just sits
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: there on his four-wheel drive or his tractor. He's driving around.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Goes and twangs a few wires on the fence.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: They do because they go over there and they play
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: it like an instrument. I think you in particular, Jay,
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: should probably just tone it down a wee bit. What
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: do you mean?
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: We've had a few texts come through from farmers that
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: aren't happy, and for some reason they seem to mostly
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: be in your direction.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Why would it be in my direction?
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: I guess you're the one that's, I haven't noticed, but
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: you're obviously going quite hard on the farmers there. And
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: to be honest, there are so many of them.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: You've referred to farmers off-air, Jase, as being your nemesis.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Did you?
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I don't recall doing that, but I probably did, yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Look at this text here. You're effing taking the piss
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: out of farmers now. Get effed, Hoyt.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's pretty specific, isn't it?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Very specific.
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: So clearly, Mogi and I are trying to build a bridge,
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: and you are over there just lighting that bridge on fire.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Well, look, I've got to be honest with you. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: love a farmer.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: I think the farmers, as we've said, are the backbone
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: of this country, and I love it when they pack
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: their stuff up and come to the big smoke.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I do. I do.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: This is a good text.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Scrogging and.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: What, a farmer?
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: You know, and they bring their big things of milk
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: there on the back of the truck so they don't have.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: To buy any at the dairy.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: This is a text from a farmer point of view,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: all right? My dad's a farmer.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: He hates Aucklanders with your knitted cardis and your swish hairdos.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: He likes visiting the city of Auckland, but he hates
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: the people who live there with your no socks and
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: your boat shoes and your fancy lattes.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Well, you see, now he's going pugs there, and I
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: won't stand for that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: It's like Pugs is just standing there and he's just
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: describing it.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: That's very personal. That's not cool, man.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: What do you think a farmer would think of Pugs
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: in a beret?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I was actually thinking of Pugs in his shorts.
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: In his shorts from the other day with a beret
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: on and his tassel-y loafers. But to be honest, fellas,
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: the thing I like most about farmers, they have an
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: excellent sense of humour.
• 36:22
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 36:26
  Speaker 12: One simple question. One weekend of a lifetime.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: Yes indeed, Waz or Kaz. Last few days to get
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: in the draw. Two amazing prizes. And you choose which
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: one you want to do should you be so lucky
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: as to win.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, plenty of chances to get yourself in the draw.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: And actually, we're doing a bit of a blitz over
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: the weekend as well, fellas.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Just heard word.
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: So listening to Hodaki just right the way through, that's
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: your best bet. We'll be announcing the winner on Monday
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: morning's breakfast show. Of course, you're choosing between a weekend
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: of your life at the NRL Grand Final with the
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: races on Saturday and a pre-match cruise to the game
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: on Sunday or three nights in Cindy.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Cindy. Three nights in Cindy. Oh, dear. That sounds like
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: one of those shows that you watch shows.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on, man.
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: That's the second package we've got available. The third package
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: is three nights in Sydney with shuttles to and from
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: Bathurst both Saturday and Sunday, fellas.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Jeez, Louise.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's quickly to the phone.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: G'day, Jimmy, you mad bastard. How's life? Pretty good, man.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: I was just thinking you'll probably trigger a few farmers
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: with that Cindy talk as well.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Careful, Keezy. That's true.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Jimmy, what do you do for a crust?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I've done a civil contract thing. Oh, yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Backbone.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Backbone, man.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Tell me, Jimmy, if you were to win, who would
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: you take with you?
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: If I picked the best, I'd take Ryan the Sparky
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: from Invercargill, I reckon.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, nice. Right, okay. And is that what you're leaning towards?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: I just have to choose, so, yep, I'll go with that.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Good on you, mate. Yeah, good on you, you massive backbone, Jimmy.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: It's a tough one.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. You're in the draw. Stay on
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: the line. Pugs will look after you.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Cheers.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Thanks, mate. G'day, Rach. How's life?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Are you talking to me?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, I am. I think so.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I'm in the draw.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I could be.
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: I could be going to see the Waz.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: The Waz. Okay, I like it. Have you ever had
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: a conversation with someone before, Rach?
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: I have been told this before.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: I get excited.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: That's okay. Nothing wrong with being excited. What do you
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: do for a crust, Rach?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'd do a bit of admin, a bit of reception,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: a bit of admin, a bit of whatever.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a bad boy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 7: And who would you take with you to the NRL there, Rach?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I would take Emily, and she's my buddy.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes. Rach and Emily in the grand final, man.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: How good.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be real cool.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Off their heads.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Now, I've been back in the Wasps.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Have you?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Since 95. Wow. This is the year.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: This is the year.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: How do you feel like they're going to go this
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: weekend against the Knights?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I feel there's going to be redemption.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that. Redemption. All right, Rach.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Good stuff, mate. You're in the draw, right? You hold
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: the line.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: No worries, mate. No worries, mate. How good.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: She's a bit of a mad bastard. I love that, though.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: She loves it, man. Super passionate about the wars. That's
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: who you want to win it. Nothing wrong with that.
• 39:27
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• 39:30
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• 39:33
  Speaker 5: still some Bathurst picages, fellas.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. Hey, you guys like Lenny Kravitz?
• 39:40
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 39:43
  Speaker 12: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones.
• 39:49
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• 39:51
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• 39:56
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• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Tell you what. Spring coming up, fellas.
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: Summer.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Well, it's already here, Jase.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Well, it's here.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: It's sprung.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, forget it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: You know, you've got all those little jobs outside there.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Fix up the fence.
• 40:18
  Speaker 10: What are you?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Do a bit of work on the deck.
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: You've got all those sort of junkies that hang outside
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: your place, Jase. Of course, you live in the CBD
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: in an apartment building high above the peasants.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: So what do you do?
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: You must have a few odd jobs, sort of throw
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: things out the window, slingshots, et cetera, et cetera.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, a bit of fun.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Do you slingshot people out your window?
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe, Keezy, maybe. But the point I was trying to make.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: You get arrested for that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Is that, you know... If you've got all those jobs
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: around the place, why don't you pop into Old Bunnings?
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: That's good stuff. They'll be stoked with that. They've got
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: everything you need. All right?
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: Coming up this hour, fellas, chatting to a couple of
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: Auckland FC players. Because breakfast gets all the guests.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: They do. They really do, don't they? Who have we
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: had recently?
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, well, that's not. We had Joel Little yesterday.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was pretty cool. He was pretty rock and roll.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: We had Jackie Van Beek and Joey Brough the other day. Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: it was a good day. Sometimes pugs will come in.
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: That's when we've run out of content.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: That's when we've risked. Really desperate. But hey, coming up next,
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: we need to chat. Come dine with me.
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: Big show doing that oh yeah i'm hosting this weekend
• 41:32
  Speaker 8: fellas and uh well i'm not freaking out but just
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: a few things i'm worried about no i'm not here's muse.
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: The horaki big show weekdays from four on radio horaki is.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: Indeed muse there on the big show breakfast this uh
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: thursday morning the time is nearly 10 past eight o'clock
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: and uh We've been running a bit of a competition
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: at the moment called Come Dine with the Fellas, where
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: each of us has a turn hosting all the other
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: team and their partners at their place. They're in charge
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: of dinner, and then we score it afterwards.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: That's right. Come Dine with the Fellas. So Mogi went first.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: He did Hot Pot Mogi. Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: Which is where we all went around to your place
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: and you had a couple of big pots of hot,
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: spicy broth, a whole lot of ingredients, and we all
• 42:24
  Speaker 8: sat around the table and dipped it in there, cooked
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: it in there.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: You had dumplings for your entree. I did. For dessert,
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: it was like a mango number. It was a mango number.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Mango something. Mango something. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:35
  Speaker 9: That's about all I could tell you about it. I
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: don't know what the name was, but you're absolutely right.
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: It had mango in it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: That's right. And it was delicious.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: It was very nice.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: It was absolutely delicious.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: For the entertainment, because there's four categories, entree, main, dessert, entertainment,
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: you took us for a walk around the block and
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: you took us for a tour of Mogi's Stinkhole, which
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: is a sinkhole.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: That's right, which is still there now.
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: Not only is the road blocked for that sinkhole that's
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: just around the corner that's been there for 10 years. Um,
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: they've now blocked off the footpath.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, good.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: So it's really good. That's starting to get bigger by
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: the sounds of it. Um, Jase, you were next, man.
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: So a few weeks ago you did, uh, late winter Christmas.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: So entree was, what was it again? A pull apart
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Christmas tree thing.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: And, uh, crackers, some, uh, Savory cheesecakes.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: Little savoury cheesecakes and a pull-apart garlic twist kind of
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: Christmas tree.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Yes. And for main, it was your standard. Wow, you're not.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: The run of the mill, I guess. Right, your bog standard.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Bog standard.
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: Ham.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: So, hams and potatoes. Ham and taties.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Pretty much.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: A Christmas lunch.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Very, very, very Christmas lunchy. And then for dessert, you
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: had the.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Pav and meringues.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Pav and meringues and a trough of scorched almonds.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: For entertainment, Secret Santa. Very, very entertaining. It's my turn
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: this weekend, fellas. I will be announcing the menu tomorrow.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be honest. I've already been pretty hard
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: at work on this thing. It's a big thing. I
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: have to do all the cooking.
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: My wife's sort of supervising, kind of, because she's a
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: really good cook and I'm not.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Right. Why have you chosen to go that way?
• 44:05
  Speaker 9: Because I did the same thing, Keezy, because I thought
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: it was important to stay true to sort of the
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: vibe of the competition. Jase's wife did most of the
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: cooking for him.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: That's bullshit.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Is that true?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: No, that's not true.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Right, okay. Just did the potatoes and wandered around.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Hey, and the salad.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Right, okay.
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: Because if your wife did help you, that's fine, but
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: I'll just get mine to help me more is all.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Look, whatever you want to do, Keezy.
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: The only thing I want to say before you announce
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: your menu, because I don't know if you've done this.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Yet, dietary requirements.
• 44:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Because you want to know what people do and don't eat.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Well, I assume it's the same requirements as when Mogi
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: did it and when you did it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Because it's the same people.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Well, my wife, she can't eat anything with flour or cheese.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: But she made a garlic pull-apart, and I saw her
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: hoeing into it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: She didn't eat any of it. She was hoeing into it. Cheese, basil,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: and tomato. So just letting you know that.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: So my theme is Italy. and approximately 99% of their
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: dishes are made with those three ingredients.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: You're in a world of trouble, Keezy. Oh, dear. I
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: worry for your scores. Very good scores for your evening, Jason, myself.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: The thing is, and this came from me being a
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: huge fan of Come Dine With Me, originally, and talking
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: about it on the show. There's always, at some point
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: during the week, somebody bombs.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Somebody has an absolute shocker. And just the vibe I'm getting,
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Can I just say.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Thanks, fellas.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Can I just say that.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: My wife said to me when it was our turn, Mokey,
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: it might be quite good if we just fall apart
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: completely and take the pressure off Keezy.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, you guys had that convo. Yeah. And it was
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: her idea. It was her idea, yeah. Okay, cool. The
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: one that doesn't eat flour or cheese or basil or tomatoes. Yes, yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: Well, look, to be honest, fellas, if you've got any tips...
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: Not now, but up shortly. You guys have done it now,
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: so some tips will probably go down well.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can certainly help you out.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you a few tips, Keezy.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: No, you're all good, James.
• 46:17
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 46:20
  Speaker 12: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: the beer for here. Warriors boss Cameron George has been
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: impressed by the move to Eden Park for Sunday's NRL
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: knockout match against the Knights. The club's long-term home, Mount Smart,
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: where the Warriors wanted to play, was overlooked by competition
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: bosses opting for the bigger ground. Meanwhile, Warriors second row
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Kurt Capewell is promising to calm the farm during Sunday's
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: must-win playoff after being sin-binned for pushing and shoving in
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: the loss to the Dolphins.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: And Bahrain and Saudi Arabia will stage the first two
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Grand Prix for the Formula One season next year. Australia
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: shuffles to third on the calendar grid across the first
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: weekend of April.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Hmm. Bryn. There's something that we've noticed, eh, fellas?
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: There's a little thing that you do in the news.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: That we wanted to address with you.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Please do, by all means.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: You just heard it, it's this.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Just for you.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Well, that there is paid for by the lovely team
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: at McDonald's.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Right, and then you have to say mmm at the
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: end of it.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: That's right, yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: But we've noticed you do it after you talk about
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Tiger Woods. It could be anybody. You're saying it's people
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: in the office?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Mmm. But one of the issues that I have with it, actually,
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: is I don't feel that you've actually committed to it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, you want me to go fully in?
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: You've got to draw a line underneath it, really stress it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: How would you do it, Jase?
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: See, that's good stuff.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: It's a bit long, though, isn't it?
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Nah, it needs to be longer, Brent.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: So when you do it at the top of nine there,
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: do you reckon you could, or whenever you're next doing it,
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: do you reckon you could really put some mustard on.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: It for us?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Just sauce it up a bit.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Sauce it up, okay.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Give it a bit of vim and vigour.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's really good feedback. Make the people from McDonald's,
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: when they listen back to it, go, who the hell
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: is that? Yeah, that's what you want. Okay. Trust me,
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: that's what they want as well.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: Mmm.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you're talking.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Everclear?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 48:42
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: Everclear there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. This Thursday morning,
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: the time is 20 minutes to 9 o'clock.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, did.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: You know that Auckland FC are the current reigning champions
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: of the A-League?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Well, we thought to celebrate that with the season about
• 49:04
  Speaker 7: to kick off again, that we'd get one of the
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: fellas from the team in.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: How do you feel about that? Sure, man.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, it kicks off in a month, but I'm keen.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you know, you can't be too early for
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: these things, Keezy. When are you thinking?
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Should we get someone in next week?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm thinking right now.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, righto.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: With that in mind, we've got a locking. Brook in
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: the show with us. G'day, Lockie. How's life, you mad bastard?
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, no, good, mate.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Thanks for having me on.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolute pleasure.
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: So how's you guys all getting together now, getting prepared
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: for the next season?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: How's the mood in the camp?
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Thanks, mate.
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: Good.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's been good.
• 49:35
  Speaker 11: We've obviously been back now for a couple months, quite
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: a long pre-season over in Aus and New Zealand for
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: our league.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: But yeah, no, it's been good. Obviously a few changes, a.
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: Lot of players left and obviously coaching staff leaving as well.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: What's the story with that, man? You win a title
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: and then people just bail on you. Does that hurt, man?
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: Ah, look, it's the world that we live in. I'm
• 49:57
  Speaker 11: pretty used to it now, pretty numb to it all. Obviously, yeah,
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: it's quite sad. You know, you make friends and And
• 50:02
  Speaker 11: obviously build relationships. But at the end of the day,
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: they've all moved on to things that are positive for them,
• 50:07
  Speaker 11: better moves.
• 50:08
  Speaker 9: We actually have that here on the radio show because
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: we have people that come and go in terms of
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: the hosting and all that sort of thing. And then
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: the toughest thing is when they're not up to scratch
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: and we have to give them the ass.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to, you know. The tough part is
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: dropping them out of the WhatsApp group. You know, they're
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: not in it anymore. You just see them leaving and
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: dropping out. It is sad. Is that why I'm not
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: in it?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you're gone. Yeah, there's something we need
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: to tell you, Keezy.
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: No, it's quite the same for us. We've obviously got
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: WhatsApp groups and all the rest of it. You know,
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: banter within the boys. But yeah, as soon as... as
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: soon as one of them leaves, we just say, yeah,
• 50:38
  Speaker 11: thanks for everything.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: You're on your way, mate.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: Lockie, I've got to say, man, uh, Auckland FC, uh,
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: since their, um, introduction to the league have been phenomenal. Um,
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: you know, it's a tough thing to back up being
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: the champions, isn't it?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's very tough.
• 50:52
  Speaker 11: Um, hard enough winning it, let alone in the first
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: two seasons doing it. So, um, yeah, the, the, the
• 50:58
  Speaker 11: whole run in from the club's been, been great. And, um, yeah,
• 51:01
  Speaker 11: I think that it's, it's shown within the city, you know,
• 51:03
  Speaker 11: we've got a lot of good support. Um, And, yeah,
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: now for us again, third season, it's all about backing
• 51:09
  Speaker 11: it up again. Obviously, like I said, a lot of changes,
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: but hopefully can expect much of the same.
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: We're chatting to Auckland FC's Lockie Brooke at the moment. Lockie,
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: Mike and I, not Jase, are massive NRL fans, right?
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: We love our rugby league. And last season, the Broncos
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: won it. Amazing finish. A lot of excitement. This season,
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: there's nothing there, though.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Shithouse. You know what I mean?
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: It's like almost a hangover from such an amazing, especially
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: after two seasons like you guys. You know, how do
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: the guys that are sticking around, how do they fire
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: themselves back up again after just reaching the top of
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: the mountain?
• 51:43
  Speaker 11: I think for us it's, you know, the last two
• 51:44
  Speaker 11: seasons we've had a taste for it. And, you know,
• 51:47
  Speaker 11: it's such a good thing, such a good feeling. So
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: I think that's our main sort of goal. Yeah, obviously
• 51:53
  Speaker 11: a new coach now, a few new players, and obviously
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: the boys that have left. But I think the core
• 51:58
  Speaker 11: of the squad is still there. And, yeah, for us
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: nothing's really changed in terms of that mentality to go
• 52:04
  Speaker 11: out and win it again.
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: A massive motivator for you has got to be, you know,
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: you don't want to do a Phoenix, do you? You
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: don't want to be a Wellington Phoenix. You know, you'll
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: have a couple more games against them this year. You've
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: been pounding them time and time and time again. I
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: grew up in Wellington. I supported the Phoenix and I
• 52:22
  Speaker 9: had to drop them because I also supported New Zealand cricket.
• 52:26
  Speaker 9: I supported the Warriors who were garbage for years and
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: that was enough teams that were average for me. Um,
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: so then I had the Phoenix as well, and I
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: don't think I ever saw them win. I'd go to
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: every single game. So that's got to be a huge
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: motivator for you as well. So those local derbies, you
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: want to remain on top of, of the Phoenix.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:41
  Speaker 11: I mean, we're, we're already two ahead of them. So, um, Yeah,
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: we're not too stressed about that. But obviously, yeah, for
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: us as a club, we've never lost to them. So
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: that's always still the remaining goal, just to keep undefeated
• 52:54
  Speaker 11: against them.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: Lachie, you talked about your supporters. Have you been surprised
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: at the level of support? Because it goes off, mate.
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: They're passionate, your soccer fans.
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, before I'd signed, obviously this is my second season now,
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: I'd obviously seen you know, the, the turnouts and whenever
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: I was, you know, flicking the A-League on, um, he
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: obviously saw that and was aware of it. Um, but
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: until I got here, I didn't really realize how, how
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: big it is, even just walking around the street and stuff.
• 53:22
  Speaker 11: Usually day doesn't really go by where someone doesn't say something.
• 53:25
  Speaker 11: So it's, you know, as a, as a footballer, you know,
• 53:27
  Speaker 11: that's the sort of thing that is, is great. Um,
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: knowing that you've got people behind you and, there's nothing
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: better than walking out to a stadium filled with fans,
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: you know, cheering your name.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: That's a huge thing for New Zealand, right? Because for
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: years it was, you know, your netball, your rugby union,
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: your cricket. But for football athletes to be walking around
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: and getting noticed, especially in Auckland where no one gives
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: a shit what you've done, they mostly ignore you, you know.
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: So that's a really good sign that the game's growing
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: in New Zealand.
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and I think obviously, you know, the fact that,
• 53:58
  Speaker 11: you know, in the first two years they have won something. Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: You know, that obviously helps. Yes.
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: I mean, the story might have been different if we
• 54:04
  Speaker 11: were absolute flops for the first two years, probably not
• 54:06
  Speaker 11: get noticed or maybe cop a little bit of a spray. But, yeah,
• 54:11
  Speaker 11: it's on a great trajectory at the moment and obviously
• 54:13
  Speaker 11: everything else that's going around with New Zealand football, yeah,
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: it's real positive.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: There's a new Sky documentary coming out about you guys
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: as well. So I'm just reading here. It's out September 23rd,
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: which is in just under a week's time. It says
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: you feature heavily in this documentary.
• 54:29
  Speaker 11: Apparently so i haven't seen it myself but oh really
• 54:32
  Speaker 11: quite keen to see if they've um they've put some
• 54:34
  Speaker 11: good bits of me in uh hopefully yeah do.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: You remember getting interviewed for it or anything.
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: Like that yeah yeah i definitely remember a lot of
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: the bits um but i mean it's this you know
• 54:43
  Speaker 11: you do maybe two or three one hour interviews but.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah so a little bit of you smashing up the
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: changing rooms fuming.
• 54:50
  Speaker 11: Oh there might be a little bit of that there
• 54:52
  Speaker 11: might be a few yeah a few little head loss
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: moments but um Well, what.
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: About when it comes to like, you know, celebrating after
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: the championship, right? And then there's a documentary crew following
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: you around and you're, you know, you've just, you've finished
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: a long season, you've won the damn thing because you
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: wake up sometimes with anxiety.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Let alone when there's a documentary crew there.
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: I think the cameras went down after the game, I think.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: I think. Yeah. Shut up. Shut us down.
• 55:15
  Speaker 11: I don't know if there was a few GoPros in
• 55:17
  Speaker 11: the corner or not, but I bloody hope not because
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: that wouldn't be ideal.
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: Hey, Lockie Brook, thanks so much for coming in, mate.
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: All the best for the new season. Come and have
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: another chat when the season's started, maybe.
• 55:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, sounds good.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: Thanks, fellas.
• 55:35
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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• 55:41
  Speaker 7: The exponents there on The Big Show breakfast this Thursday morning.
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: The time is nearly five minutes to nine o'clock. And, fellas,
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: I don't know about you. I don't mind doing a
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: bit of breakfast radio. In fact, I quite enjoy it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: But I have concerns. As you know, I live in
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: the CBD now. In the big city. In the big city, yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: And the city at 5 o'clock in the morning is
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: a very, very different place. It's got some very sinister,
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: full-on vibes. There's some, can I put it this way,
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: unsavoury characters wandering about the place, eyeing up Hoity J.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Eyeing down.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: I've got real concerns at times for my safety.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: You're a tough little bastard.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, look, don't get me wrong. If push comes to shove,
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: I can handle myself.
• 56:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Don't you bloody worry about that, Mogi.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: You can fall over with the best of them.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can curl up.
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: Into the fetal position like nobody's business. And especially now,
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: because I've been a little bit shaken from our show today,
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: there seems to have been a feud that's erupted with
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: the farmers of this country.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: And a lot of them have specifically targeted me.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. No, it's because you're horrible to farmers.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know why that is.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: And now I have real concerns about my safety from
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: my apartment to work. So do you think it's... over
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: the top for me to go to management and ask
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: for some sort of security contingent to accompany me from
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: my door of my apartment to work just so that
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: Hoity J can, you know, make sure that he gets
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: to work okay.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: How far is the walk?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: How long? It's about a 10, 15-minute walk.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: 15-minute walk.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: What about pugs? I mean, because Pugs worked security. He
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: did the security training course.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: He did too.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: When he was a younger fellow. I mean, he got fired,
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: didn't he?
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: No, he did one shift and then decided he hated it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: But he's got the training. He's got the training, yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: He doesn't have the on-job experience, but this is an
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: opportunity for him to probably see through his apprenticeship.
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: He needs to diversify and just look at other areas too.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: A bodyguard.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I was thinking slightly bigger than that, but actually.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: Bigger than Pugs?
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: Well, no.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, in terms of the amount of people. I
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: was thinking like four or five just surrounding me. But
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not opposed to that idea.
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: What about? So an unsavoury character walks towards Hoity J.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: I push pugs in front of him and then sprint off.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Well, what about, so we get pugs to do it, right?
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Because he's producer and it can come under his sort
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: of umbrella. Yeah, it's his umbrella. Social media clips, recordings,
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: you know, bodyguards.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Security.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Bodyguards. So he'll arrive at your house 4.30 a.m. and
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: just sort of patrol outside.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, just make sure the streets are safe.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: That's right. And then you come out from the apartment,
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: maybe get a little walkie-talkie. He's like, yeah, all clear.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: You come out. Then he's got a little front pack
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: and he pops you in that.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: And then he runs to the studio as fast as
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: he can.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Like a little koala.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: I'd be concerned. I think you need to be on
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: a backpack. I think you need to be on the back.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I prefer the back. I don't know that I want
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: to be pressed against Pugs' boozies.
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but you'd
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: sort of be in a human shield situation there.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Very good point.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: So if they're going to attack, they're going to go
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: from the front.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: So he can take the blows. I can get out
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: of the backpack and sprint off.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: I reckon that's the way to do it. You can scarper.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Would you be happy with that? We'll try that tomorrow.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we'll do that tomorrow. I'll have a little
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: chat to Pugs.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: Get him to see if he's got a little backpack
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: he can use for old Hootie Joe.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, perfect.
• 59:23
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  Speaker 3: G'day, Brad.
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  Speaker 5: How's it going?
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  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 10: G'day, Areolis Major.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: How you doing? Yeah, great, man. Thanks for the nickname, man.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: I like that, Areolis Major.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: That's very creative of you, Brad.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: What's Jase's nickname, Brad? Oh, the Jizzbot. The Jizzbot, right.
• 1:00:30
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 5: Good on you, man.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Good on you.
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• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: Um, Hey, Brad, so what we need from you, mate,
• 1:01:10
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• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: the games, man.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: What are you thinking?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 10: I reckon the Warriors are actually going to puzzle the Knights.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah. So would you like to go Waz 13
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• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: all right?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: Oh, that'd be so good out on the course, fellas.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Good on you, mate.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Brad.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: You hold the line, and Pugsan will sort you out,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: all right?
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• 1:01:55
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• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, can I, because we haven't really touched on this,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: and we'll probably get into it a bit more tomorrow.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: What's your vibe, fellas, for the Waz V the Knights?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Ah, look, the same vibe I had last week.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: Was that we'd flog them.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd pump them.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: I feel like we should, yeah. If we come out
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: and play that Waz brand of footy, eh, Mogey?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 9: All you have to do is, and I think we
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: said it the other day on the Drive show, that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 9: you just want them to die trying. Have it on
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 9: its crack, play your game, and if you lose, you lose.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: But you don't want to lose at kicking twos.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: Totally.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Tune, a bit of tool.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 1:02:36
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• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: Jane's addiction there on the Hauraki breakfast this Thursday morning. Now,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: normally in our afternoon show, The Drive Show, we have
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: a regular segment called What's on the TV with me, Mogi.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want to do that now?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I think so. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yes.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Fellas, last night I was watching More Alone, a survival
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: series where people are sent out into the wilderness. Currently
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: the series I'm watching is The Arctic Circle, and they
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: have to see how long they can survive without being
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: eaten by bears. It's great stuff.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Is that the international one? It is the international. Yeah, international.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very, very good. And if you want to watch that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: because we've got a different audience at the moment, TVNZ Plus,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: and you guys really rate it, don't you? Absolutely love it.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Five buzzies. But I went to bed, but a mate
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: texted me.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: I got up, and I watched the first episode of
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: the sixth season of the show Slow Horses, which is
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: on Apple TV, and stars Gary Oldman and Kristen Scott
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 9: Thomas in a British spy-type thriller, a bunch of spies
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: that don't fit.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: In anywhere else.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: Can't be trusted, but always seem to find themselves right
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 9: in the midst of international terrorist attacks.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: Very funny, very well acted, well written, all the other things.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: The first episode was fantastic last night. Right back where
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: you left off. Very, very funny.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: I give it a solid four and a half buzzies
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: out of a possible five.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: Buzzies being our rating system.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: People know that. It's the standard rating system, really.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Isn't it? You'll recall yesterday I told you about a film, Sheena. Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: 1984.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: 1984, which I saw on Samsung TV.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: A lot of nudity. A lot of nudity.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: And I was sitting at home there last night, eating
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: my dinner, and it came on again.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, you know what?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: I cannot be arsed trying to find another show. So
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: I just watched Sheena again. Four buzzies.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: So you watched the.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: The movie from the 80s, which had 11% out of
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: 100 from Rotten Tomatoes.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: Yes. And like a four on IMDb. You watched it again. Yeah.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: Why? Oh, it's just a really light-hearted, warm.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Light on clothes.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: Light on clothes kind of show.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 10: Movie.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: What is the climax to that movie, by the way?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: get into that, Keezy.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 10: Right, okay.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: Don't want to spoil it.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to put any spoilers out there.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true. Last night, my wife and I watched a
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: YouTube video.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, cool.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: How to cook Italian food with me.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: How to make ham and pineapple pizza the way Nona
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: used to make. Ahead of Come Dine With Me this week. No,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: we watched a few travel YouTubers that we quite like.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: These two... Americans, they're really nice. They get dropped in
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: the middle of Mongolia and they do.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: This thing called the monkey run on little Honda 50cc
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: little mini bikes and they get dropped in the middle
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: of the desert there and they have to get back
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: to the main city and it's like a two week
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: journey on these little bikes. However, the girl's never ridden
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: a motorbike before so instantly she keeps falling off and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: they both have no skills around how to fix it
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: or do anything.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Absolute shambles. You wouldn't have liked that. I liked it
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: because I want to do it.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Your wife must have found that very stressful.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: To be honest, yeah, she said we would never, ever
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: do anything like this. It sounds like my nightmare. Whereas
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: I was like, this sounds, this looks awesome. But yeah,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's all G. Buzzies, Keezy, buzzies.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: I'll give it three and a half buzzies out of five.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: Just because it's a YouTuber, like it's just a person
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: who's got a laptop and a camera and just made
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  Speaker 8: it themselves.
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  Speaker 5: Right, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's not a big budget crew, so three and a
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  Speaker 8: half buzzies out of five, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Do you like ads?
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  Speaker 3: I love them.
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  Speaker 12: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 7: That's the Big Show Breakfast wrap for your Thursday. Hope
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  Speaker 7: you enjoyed it, New Zealand. Now, a lot of people
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  Speaker 7: maybe haven't heard this show before. We also do a
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: bonus podcast called The Disclaimer. which we always do before
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: we start the show.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of a warm-up, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 3: What's the clip we've got today from the podcast there, Keezy?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: Today's clip was, first of all, recorded before 6am this morning,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 8: so we were still half asleep. But it was Jase
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: admitting that he knows he's dying.
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  Speaker 7: Why go to the doctor so that they can tell
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  Speaker 7: you what you already know?
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  Speaker 3: And then you have to pay 50 bucks and I'm
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: still dying.
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  Speaker 5: That's so f * * * ed up.
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  Speaker 9: I have to pay $ 50.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I was wrong there. It's about $ 90 these days.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't it?
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  Speaker 7: It's way more than $ 50.
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  Speaker 5: What if I paid for it?
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  Speaker 3: Nah.
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  Speaker 7: You've already wasted $ 400 on the pigeon there, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: You're having a shocking run of investments.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are. How's your Lego going?
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  Speaker 5: God, that's an old reference. Yes, I bought Lego. No,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't. Wasn't it? I think it's a share. It's
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: definitely the share. So I bought some Lego, which I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: think is going to go up in value in like
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: 20 years. So I'm not looking at it. It's away
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: in storage. Anyway, what are you guys up to? Any
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  Speaker 5: other references you'd like to bring.
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  Speaker 7: Up?
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  Speaker 3: Mogi, back to work for you?
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  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I mean, I've got a day job that
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 9: I do, but this is the first time that I've
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: done breakfast where I'm actually going to have to go
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: and have a nana nap because I'm buggered. I've had
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: a few bad sleeps, but I've got to go and
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 9: have a lunch with someone today and I can't be
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: on zero energy, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 9: So I'll just go and have a little 30-minute kip
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  Speaker 9: and then I'll be back down the gym and ripping it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good stuff. What about you, Keezy, man? What have
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: you got planned, brother?
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to go home and just make a start
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  Speaker 8: on one of the dishes for this weekend's Come Dine
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  Speaker 8: With Me.
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  Speaker 5: The dishes.
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  Speaker 8: Hosting you guys for dinner on Saturday. And then I'm
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: actually hosting Crowd Goes Wild tonight as well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, boy. which I can do when we're on breakfast.
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  Speaker 5: Can't do it when we're doing our usual show. No,
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  Speaker 5: you can't. Yeah, not allowed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, mate. Busy day for O'Keefe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing, Jase?
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to go from here to the supermarket, buy
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: the ingredients for my world famous hot spicy chicken soup
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: make that for the whanau maybe see if Sheena's on
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: the TV again.
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  Speaker 8: It's a movie from the 80s that Jase is watching
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: at the moment involving a lot of nudity yeah Jase's
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: foot he's like I'm just going to crowbar as many
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: references as possible.
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  Speaker 5: Sheena and hot pot man that's the sweet spot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah totally Then what am I going to do?
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  Speaker 5: I don't care. See you tomorrow at 6 a.m. Bye.