Latest / Untraditionally Lala / The One About The Hardest Season of PumpRules Ever & Gratitude For The Fans
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello, my loves it is Lala. Can welcome back to
- 0:02Speaker 1: give them La La Podcast? The regular old episode. Can
- 0:06Speaker 1: I tell you something that I thought about this morning? Yes,
- 0:09Speaker 1: that I totally forgot to tell you guys about from Coachella?
- 0:12Speaker 2: Tell us.
- 0:14Speaker 1: So, I have a stack of jerseys that are yours,
- 0:17Speaker 1: this one being one of them, but they're in my closet,
- 0:20Speaker 1: and I took a bunch of jerseys to not only Coachella,
- 0:24Speaker 1: but also took them to Stagecoach as well. But I
- 0:31Speaker 1: wore one of them to.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Was it Stagecoach or was it Coachella? Do you know?
- 0:40Speaker 1: Tell me if I told you this already? Okay, but
- 0:42Speaker 1: it did remind me when I saw the jersey. So
- 0:45Speaker 1: we're going through security. It was one of the music
- 0:47Speaker 1: festivals and they're looking through my bag and I like
- 0:53Speaker 1: lean because he asked me like can you take something out?
- 0:55Speaker 1: So I like hold my bump kind of because so
- 0:58Speaker 1: I don't bang it on the tape. And the guy
- 1:01Speaker 1: behind me, the security guy, grabs me and goes, what
- 1:04Speaker 1: is that What do you have under your shirt?
- 1:05Speaker 3: Is that a bag? I go, it's a baby. I'm pregnant.
- 1:10Speaker 3: It's a baby. Did he was?
- 1:12Speaker 2: He like I'm so sorry.
- 1:13Speaker 4: It was stage coach.
- 1:14Speaker 3: It was stage coach. He goes, I'm so sorry.
- 1:17Speaker 1: He's like, had it not been a baby though, and
- 1:20Speaker 1: something bad happened, I would have gotten in a lot
- 1:22Speaker 1: of trouble. I was like, it's all good, it's all good,
- 1:26Speaker 1: but like kind of intense, a little, a little aggressive.
- 1:30Speaker 2: What do you have? Take it out? I don't care.
- 1:32Speaker 3: What is that? Is that a bag?
- 1:35Speaker 5: Because that happened now, Lisa was wearing her cowboy hat
- 1:38Speaker 5: backwards the whole day.
- 1:39Speaker 2: She was wearing it backward with the ribbons in front.
- 1:42Speaker 3: I don't remember.
- 1:43Speaker 1: But Bron was like, you got your hot on backwards? No,
- 1:49Speaker 1: you're right, it was stagecoach. Because I had my Lakers
- 1:53Speaker 1: jersey on. It was a Lebron James jersey, which is fine,
- 1:58Speaker 1: It's fine.
- 1:59Speaker 2: What would you rather Kobe?
- 2:00Speaker 3: Yeah, but Lebron's great Lebron? Did I say it right?
- 2:07Speaker 4: The more you say it, the more it sounds.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Like Lebron or something.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I don't know, mister James.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Anyway, So I had Bow and Stossy and Hartford and
- 2:16Speaker 1: Messer over to the house this weekend and watching children
- 2:24Speaker 1: just like go at it. I didn't know if Stossy
- 2:27Speaker 1: wanted me to discipline. I was with the kids in the.
- 2:29Speaker 6: Hot tub, like fight, go at it a little bit, okay.
- 2:34Speaker 3: St stoss is looking dead at us.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Me and my mom were I'm like, I'm just gonna
- 2:39Speaker 1: let them work it out.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Is that okay with you? And they they were like
- 2:43Speaker 3: going at it right, splashing each other, Hey, don't splash
- 2:47Speaker 3: were hot.
- 2:48Speaker 6: Flood like, so this is just Ocean and Hartford. Because
- 2:52Speaker 6: Messer's too young, right.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Messr's too young. Stossy's with Messer.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Bou needed a break from the kids jumping into the
- 2:58Speaker 1: pool on top of him.
- 3:00Speaker 3: He went in to smack Eathan's babe, very very quickly.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Bo's not much of a smoker, boy when them children
- 3:10Speaker 1: be jumping on you like they were. And Hartford can't swim.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Hartford can't swim quite yet. She's in swim lessons. But
- 3:18Speaker 1: she like wasn't comprehending that, like you will drown, right okay.
- 3:23Speaker 3: And she kept saying go away, Papa.
- 3:26Speaker 1: And he goes, all right, I'm gonna go away, and
- 3:28Speaker 1: he lets and she kind of seeks that.
- 3:30Speaker 3: He pulls your back up and goes, see, if I
- 3:32Speaker 3: go away, you'll drown.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I find Bow and Stossy to be like such cool parents,
- 3:41Speaker 1: such a cool couple, Like they're so chill, right, So
- 3:44Speaker 1: I knew Stossy would not care that I was letting
- 3:46Speaker 1: Hartford and Ocean duke it out. So it went from
- 3:50Speaker 1: like Hartford would take the crown, right, and this is
- 3:53Speaker 1: all happening in the pool, and she'd run and Ocean
- 3:57Speaker 1: would say, hey, that's my ground chaser. And then she'd
- 4:00Speaker 1: grab a shovel, Hey that's my shovel. Grab something else,
- 4:04Speaker 1: Hey that's my whatever. So then Harvard jumps in the
- 4:07Speaker 1: pool swims to g and she goes, hey, that's my gee.
- 4:14Speaker 3: And it made me so happy. It was really cute.
- 4:17Speaker 2: You that's really cute.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:20Speaker 1: So they had a fun little play date. They were
- 4:21Speaker 1: over for like they were over for a while.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, it's been nicer out right. You guys are swimming.
- 4:28Speaker 1: We've swim literally every day because y'all, Jerry duty haven't
- 4:34Speaker 1: been called in.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Well, no, it's the government, technically, it's not me.
- 4:41Speaker 6: Actually, it's nicely done public because I guess that means
- 4:44Speaker 6: there's no trials, which means you're all behaving again.
- 4:50Speaker 1: If the court system is listening, guilty guilty, no matter what, guilty,
- 4:55Speaker 1: no matter what.
- 4:57Speaker 6: I said, most likely, Lalla, she would have been called
- 5:01Speaker 6: in for an eviction note, like an eviction case, or
- 5:04Speaker 6: maybe a restraining order case. And I said to Lalla,
- 5:07Speaker 6: I said, what would you have said if it was
- 5:09Speaker 6: a restraining order case a guy or a girl trying
- 5:12Speaker 6: to get a restraining order against the guy?
- 5:14Speaker 2: And what did you say?
- 5:15Speaker 1: Wait, a girl against a guy, girl trying to get
- 5:17Speaker 1: one againt granted, granted.
- 5:19Speaker 2: And then I said, well, what if it was a
- 5:20Speaker 2: guy trying to get one against the girl?
- 5:22Speaker 3: Don't give it to We're going to talk about that.
- 5:34Speaker 1: But also, like again, I can only come from a
- 5:38Speaker 1: place of my own experience if I've never been there before.
- 5:42Speaker 1: I'm sure if I had dealt with like some crazy
- 5:45Speaker 1: bitch and some like normal dude, I'd be like, give
- 5:49Speaker 1: this man a restraining order against this woman?
- 5:52Speaker 3: Never seen it?
- 5:53Speaker 2: Never seen it?
- 5:54Speaker 6: You could ever see that? So and been like, Okay,
- 5:56Speaker 6: you know what, because you.
- 5:57Speaker 2: You're willing to listen to facts, you know who? I
- 6:00Speaker 2: want to be a Jersey.
- 6:01Speaker 1: You know I'm just joking on all of this, right
- 6:03Speaker 1: you guys. I feel like i'd actually be.
- 6:05Speaker 2: A very good jerror, you would And you know who
- 6:07Speaker 2: I think would be better. It's the only one i'd
- 6:09Speaker 2: say this with. I'm gonna say Lisa.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Lisa is a great one.
- 6:13Speaker 2: She was on I know Lisa would be a great
- 6:15Speaker 2: would be a great one.
- 6:16Speaker 3: She would be the type that she needed all of
- 6:19Speaker 3: the facts. Lisa Burnie and my mom our mom. Yeah,
- 6:23Speaker 3: do you not.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Think she would be investigator? She'd be like, Okay, maybe
- 6:27Speaker 2: they did this, but what about this.
- 6:29Speaker 5: She's very emotional with her don't tell with her side.
- 6:35Speaker 5: She gets emotional, which you can't get.
- 6:39Speaker 1: That's true, you can't get emotional. I've seen Jerry, like,
- 6:42Speaker 1: can I tell you the O. J. Simpson trial, I
- 6:46Speaker 1: would have said guilty. First of all, God be skinned
- 6:49Speaker 1: to skin. Second of all, leather drenched in blood, gonna shrink.
- 6:55Speaker 1: That means nothing to me. That means nothing to me.
- 6:57Speaker 1: So they would call it a hung jury.
- 7:00Speaker 2: So you would have said guilty or not guilty.
- 7:01Speaker 1: I would have said, you're guilty. That glove does fit.
- 7:05Speaker 3: It just shrunk.
- 7:05Speaker 2: It just shrunk because it got wet.
- 7:07Speaker 3: Because it got wet, because it got wet. Shrinkage, shrinkage.
- 7:11Speaker 2: We know about that, do we? You might know we
- 7:15Speaker 2: know about a shrinkage.
- 7:16Speaker 4: We know every time when something gets wet, it shrinks.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Every time we do this podcast, there's something we talk about.
- 7:24Speaker 3: That is related to seinfelds.
- 7:27Speaker 2: I know, I'm actually.
- 7:29Speaker 3: You don't know.
- 7:31Speaker 6: I've seen Seinfeld And it's the same thing with Friends.
- 7:33Speaker 6: I don't know where my brain is or if I
- 7:35Speaker 6: should be concerned about this, but my people will bring
- 7:38Speaker 6: up They'll go, oh, have you ever seen Friends?
- 7:41Speaker 2: I'm like, watch everything. Have you ever seen Seinfeld?
- 7:43Speaker 3: Yep?
- 7:43Speaker 2: Then they bring up scenes. No idea what you're talking about?
- 7:45Speaker 1: Girl, girl, I need to rewatch you know what though,
- 7:50Speaker 1: That's kind of how I was in school. Really, I
- 7:53Speaker 1: went to school. I went to school the whole time
- 7:55Speaker 1: for a long time. Could not tell you one thing
- 7:58Speaker 1: about it. But you asked me season six, episode seven
- 8:04Speaker 1: of Seinfeld what you want to know?
- 8:06Speaker 3: What you want to know?
- 8:08Speaker 6: But have you watched it multiple times? Maybe that's the trick,
- 8:12Speaker 6: like multiple times.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Through more than I'm willing to admit.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I need to do.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Once I get to season eight, I start from season
- 8:20Speaker 1: one again.
- 8:23Speaker 3: I also back to Bow and Stas. This is a.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Huge deal, huge, huge deal, huge, So baby S, I
- 8:33Speaker 1: originally had a name that started with a K, and
- 8:38Speaker 1: I had told Stassy the name and I could tell
- 8:40Speaker 1: that she didn't like it.
- 8:41Speaker 3: And BO was like, isn't there a murderer named that?
- 8:45Speaker 3: And I was like, no, that's the Zodiac Killer. But
- 8:49Speaker 3: they rhyme.
- 8:52Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 8:53Speaker 3: I don't know that.
- 8:55Speaker 1: She definitely didn't like and she was like, hey, i've
- 8:57Speaker 1: seen you posting that it's baby s Now what is
- 9:01Speaker 1: the name? And I haven't been telling anybody but STOs
- 9:04Speaker 1: she's the vault. I told her the name and she
- 9:08Speaker 1: loved it, and she loved it. Yes, really Doossy's a
- 9:14Speaker 1: straight shooter. That's what her podcast should be called. Not
- 9:17Speaker 1: straight shooter. Well that was just Stossy, but instead of
- 9:20Speaker 1: straight up with Stossy, it should have been straight Shooting
- 9:23Speaker 1: with Stossy.
- 9:24Speaker 2: That's a good title. Also, I loved the K name.
- 9:27Speaker 3: I did did. Yeah.
- 9:29Speaker 2: People say, though I love this name, but I loved
- 9:33Speaker 2: the K.
- 9:34Speaker 3: The S name goes the best with ocean. So she
- 9:37Speaker 3: loved it.
- 9:38Speaker 1: She was like, honestly, I love it so much that
- 9:41Speaker 1: if I were pregnant right now and heard that name,
- 9:44Speaker 1: I would add it to my list of names.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Wow. She wouldn't lie, trust me, because when I told
- 9:49Speaker 3: her the k name, she.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Was like, but she also thought it was a killer.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Yeah, but still it.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Would have changed her opinion if she did.
- 10:00Speaker 3: But she loves murderers.
- 10:01Speaker 1: I would think she did know that it was the
- 10:03Speaker 1: Zodiac Killer, not the Kodiak killer.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Oh we say, we're saying it now, we're not naming it.
- 10:09Speaker 1: I I don't know that I'm going to have another
- 10:11Speaker 1: baby after this. It's really kicking my ass.
- 10:14Speaker 6: Speaking of kicking your ass and your belly, it kicked yesterday.
- 10:17Speaker 2: And by it, I mean she of.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Course you didn't feel it.
- 10:19Speaker 6: No, I didn't, And I was really say, we were
- 10:22Speaker 6: on a zoom call.
- 10:23Speaker 1: We were on a zoom call, and Jessica had twenty
- 10:25Speaker 1: four cups of coffee, so she was the old jittery
- 10:28Speaker 1: and like.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Little coffee in all.
- 10:32Speaker 4: Shout out to the doctors head that.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, she was my head to that. You
- 10:38Speaker 3: just did that.
- 10:41Speaker 4: Nothing like a good adderle and coffee.
- 10:43Speaker 2: So I was shaky. Granted I did eat obviously.
- 10:46Speaker 3: But yeah, we did feel it. You thought it.
- 10:51Speaker 2: It was the hardest it had ever been.
- 10:53Speaker 5: It was was it just one kick or like movement
- 10:56Speaker 5: on your belly.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Yeah, so jiu jitsu is not punching, is not what's punching?
- 11:03Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just say o tai, she's a muy tire's you?
- 11:08Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like she's doing like this kick kill.
- 11:13Speaker 4: I'm out.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder why I haven't bilical hernia. It's disgusting,
- 11:22Speaker 1: literally so gross. I'm sorry that I exposed you guys
- 11:26Speaker 1: to that. The last epist us.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Looking at our friends.
- 11:33Speaker 1: I want to show my friend Jared some love because
- 11:38Speaker 1: he won over the weekend I went to uh SO. Basically,
- 11:42Speaker 1: what they do is it's a ten week raising funds
- 11:45Speaker 1: for l l S, which is Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Jared is a survivor and he won Visionary of the Year.
- 11:57Speaker 5: Jared.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
- 11:58Speaker 1: And you'd he raised over two hundred thousand dollars for
- 12:02Speaker 1: his cost.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Jared lips gum to Jared, we are so proud of you.
- 12:07Speaker 2: That's amazing. That's really amazing.
- 12:08Speaker 3: So we also did that. It was hell of fun.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Who's watched Baby rein Deer see it?
- 12:20Speaker 4: Many of them? Hell yeah, did you wild ride?
- 12:24Speaker 2: You guys?
- 12:24Speaker 3: What is wrong with you?
- 12:27Speaker 4: Anyway? What said you wouldn't retain it anywhere.
- 12:30Speaker 3: I know she went to college, she retains, she retains.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Things that she needs to Baby Reindeer.
- 12:36Speaker 3: It was it was very good.
- 12:38Speaker 2: It was dark. It happened to the guy who plays himself.
- 12:42Speaker 3: How wild.
- 12:43Speaker 1: I literally was sitting there going wait, he wrote, produced,
- 12:47Speaker 1: starred in his own story. And if you have seen it,
- 12:52Speaker 1: which you have not on it Netflix, it doesn't say
- 12:56Speaker 1: based on a true story loosely based.
- 12:59Speaker 3: It says this is a true story. Okay. That is
- 13:04Speaker 3: a bold statement.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Especially with her coming out.
- 13:06Speaker 3: Now you are given no wiggle room.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Everything you put in there has to be fact. Yeah right,
- 13:14Speaker 1: I mean I'm no like scripted guru.
- 13:18Speaker 6: I think so granted that being said, now she's coming
- 13:21Speaker 6: out and like rebuttaling.
- 13:23Speaker 3: So now what are you talking about the Pierce Morgan interview.
- 13:26Speaker 3: I watched it, you did. She is a liar.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Thing that was in Baby Reindeer is absolutely true, okay,
- 13:40Speaker 1: one hundred percent. And by the way, gad what's his name?
- 13:45Speaker 1: Richard Gadd who played He played himself and he wrote
- 13:50Speaker 1: it in all of the things he experienced this in
- 13:53Speaker 1: his real life.
- 13:54Speaker 3: He did not do himself any favors.
- 13:57Speaker 4: He looks insane.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Wait, spoiler alert.
- 14:01Speaker 6: So if you haven't seen it, fast forward a few
- 14:03Speaker 6: does do they sleep together?
- 14:04Speaker 3: I shouldn't know.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said he went through a very very
- 14:09Speaker 1: traumatic experience being groomed by an older man in right
- 14:17Speaker 1: like Hollywood, but they lived in.
- 14:21Speaker 3: I mean it's been out for a while.
- 14:22Speaker 2: People have spoiler.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Alert, spoiler alert, it's been out for the longest time.
- 14:27Speaker 1: I mean, if you haven't seen it, like, you're worse
- 14:29Speaker 1: than I am. Okay, So, Jessica, you've had other things
- 14:36Speaker 1: going on, well, thank you.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Okay. So this happened in Scotland.
- 14:48Speaker 3: They're Scottish.
- 14:49Speaker 1: Then he moves to London because he wants to be
- 14:52Speaker 1: a comedian. He's horrible, absolutely horrible, pro prop prop comedian.
- 14:59Speaker 3: No stupid.
- 15:00Speaker 6: I don't know as I'm sitting here doing a hat bit,
- 15:03Speaker 6: but keep going yeah.
- 15:06Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not talking.
- 15:08Speaker 1: You're not trying to like make the hat a thing.
- 15:10Speaker 1: You're just wearing a hat.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:12Speaker 1: And by the way, everyone's wearing cowboy hats these days,
- 15:16Speaker 1: like literally that's all Kim k War at the Super Bowl.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Wow, you're right, So to me, you're.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Just up and at him for the day, up and
- 15:26Speaker 1: at him, yep, Happy Wednesday. He had a traumatic experience
- 15:31Speaker 1: that basically sets him up for the rest of his
- 15:35Speaker 1: life and how he was going to live. I mean,
- 15:39Speaker 1: a traumatic experience like that hard to shake off. Right,
- 15:43Speaker 1: He's inspiring, But this woman fucked him up, this Martha
- 15:49Speaker 1: so when and by the way, he tried very hard
- 15:53Speaker 1: to make it so that she was not found, but
- 15:55Speaker 1: the slews found him in like an hour.
- 15:57Speaker 2: And also she came out anyway.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Well, it's like, if you don't want people to know,
- 16:00Speaker 1: just shut the fuck up and be like, it's not me.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Y'all got the wrong one. She's talking about how she's
- 16:05Speaker 1: gonna sue Netflix. Yeh and Richard gad which is wild
- 16:10Speaker 1: to me because if you're gonna put on there, Netflix
- 16:12Speaker 1: is gonna put on there.
- 16:13Speaker 3: This is a true story.
- 16:15Speaker 1: For example, forty one thousand emails around there were sent
- 16:20Speaker 1: to him in the course of what easton two years
- 16:23Speaker 1: a year, forty one thousand. She's like Floort's one thousand,
- 16:28Speaker 1: I mean, how many a day would you even need
- 16:30Speaker 1: to send? Like she was fixated and it's like it's
- 16:31Speaker 1: a lot, bitch, and you sent them because he had
- 16:35Speaker 1: all the voicemails, he had all of I'm sure they
- 16:38Speaker 1: went through this with a fine tooth comb. And by
- 16:40Speaker 1: the way he attacked or she attacked Richard Gad's girlfriend
- 16:47Speaker 1: ripped her hair out. You're telling me that you don't
- 16:49Speaker 1: think Netflix went and probably interviewed this woman and the
- 16:54Speaker 1: people around at the bar who watched it, who co signed, yes,
- 16:58Speaker 1: this happened.
- 16:58Speaker 3: You think that.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Richard just said, like, this woman stalked me, sent me
- 17:02Speaker 1: forty one thousand emails, X amount of text messages, X
- 17:05Speaker 1: amount of voicemails, and ripped my.
- 17:07Speaker 3: Girlfriend's hair out of her head. And they were like
- 17:09Speaker 3: crazy to make a show, right.
- 17:11Speaker 4: He went crazy enough that he was starting to download
- 17:14Speaker 4: her her voicemails and putting them into separate categories of
- 17:19Speaker 4: like this was how she was feeling than this, so
- 17:23Speaker 4: different folders.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Oh, he was a little cool. He slept with her,
- 17:27Speaker 3: he did, That's what I'm saying.
- 17:28Speaker 4: It's not over.
- 17:29Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't.
- 17:31Speaker 1: He didn't do himself any favors, like he participated in
- 17:35Speaker 1: her also being a stalker. But I'm sorry, just because
- 17:39Speaker 1: I fucked you one time does not give you the
- 17:40Speaker 1: right to send me forty one If I'm married to.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Doesn't send you the right to send me. Does give me?
- 17:46Speaker 2: Give you the right? Like nothing gives you that right.
- 17:48Speaker 4: She was recording their voice, their like, all of their conversations. Yeah,
- 17:54Speaker 4: remember that thing.
- 17:55Speaker 1: But she had been in trouble for stalking other people.
- 17:59Speaker 1: He googles her and there she pops up. She's been arrested.
- 18:03Speaker 1: She served prison time.
- 18:04Speaker 5: For it, stalking a priest deaf son, Martha what something
- 18:10Speaker 5: like that?
- 18:11Speaker 2: Oh, what makes you stalk? I wonder what truly makes
- 18:14Speaker 2: you stalk?
- 18:16Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Ellie traffic is so bad. I could never stalk anybody.
- 18:19Speaker 1: It's gonna take me an hour just to get there,
- 18:25Speaker 1: like Ellie traffic, city slow.
- 18:28Speaker 6: Thank god for Ellie traffic, or we'd have a lot
- 18:30Speaker 6: more stokers, including possibly Lola.
- 18:34Speaker 2: I guess, don't know.
- 18:38Speaker 3: I wish I had it in me to stalk someone
- 18:42Speaker 3: too much.
- 18:43Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 18:43Speaker 3: I barely leave the house literally.
- 18:46Speaker 1: This is the first time I've left the house in
- 18:47Speaker 1: a few days because jury duty. And I'm sorry, I'm
- 18:51Speaker 1: on hold and they don't need me, so swim day.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Apple Music's top ten albums revealed. Do you want to
- 18:59Speaker 1: read them?
- 19:00Speaker 3: Excite if we agree?
- 19:03Speaker 2: Is this from ten to one?
- 19:05Speaker 6: Is one producer John like they rated number one number one?
- 19:09Speaker 7: Yes?
- 19:09Speaker 3: Is this a joke? Jessica you went to college, right? No?
- 19:14Speaker 3: Just one mean one? This mean like when someone places
- 19:18Speaker 3: number one? Is that the first? Okay?
- 19:25Speaker 2: Shall we read? Okay? Number ten Lemonade by Beyonce.
- 19:29Speaker 3: I do not co sign on that.
- 19:31Speaker 1: I don't feel like it should should have been ten,
- 19:33Speaker 1: It should have been higher high, but keep going.
- 19:35Speaker 6: Nine never Mind by Nirvana, All right? Eight Back to
- 19:38Speaker 6: Black by Amy Winehouse. Seven Good Kid, Mad City by Kendrick.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Lamar Ay you love it.
- 19:46Speaker 6: Six Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder Okay, okay.
- 19:50Speaker 6: Five Blonde by Frank Ocean interesting, right, but I like it.
- 19:55Speaker 2: Four Purple Rain by Prince and the Revolution.
- 19:57Speaker 3: I'm down for that.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Three Abbey Road by the Beatles.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Obviously obviously I feel like that earned the three spot.
- 20:03Speaker 2: To yike Thriller by Michael Jackson.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Moving moving on, These are these are albums.
- 20:16Speaker 7: Thriller was the album Yeah Yeah, and then one drum roll.
- 20:22Speaker 6: The mis Education of Lauren Hill by Lauren Hill.
- 20:26Speaker 3: By the way, love it? Have you heard the whole album?
- 20:29Speaker 2: Of heard the whole album? But such good by the
- 20:34Speaker 2: way you guys?
- 20:35Speaker 6: Apple Music ranked the top one hundred albums of all time,
- 20:37Speaker 6: and with the help of artists and experts. It's a
- 20:41Speaker 6: love letter to the records that have shaped the world
- 20:44Speaker 6: we live in and listen in. So in that case,
- 20:48Speaker 6: I do have to say, by the way, you guys,
- 20:50Speaker 6: I'm not someone who separates art from artists. It's really
- 20:54Speaker 6: hard for me. I do think before everything about Michael Jackson. Yes,
- 21:00Speaker 6: that was like iconic. It's Michael Jackson. Now I don't
- 21:04Speaker 6: feel the same way.
- 21:05Speaker 4: But that's uh, what would you put it?
- 21:10Speaker 2: I wouldn't have that in there, ye Jackson.
- 21:13Speaker 4: What would you replace.
- 21:16Speaker 5: Too?
- 21:17Speaker 2: That's a great question. And to that I say, no idea.
- 21:23Speaker 2: I have no idea.
- 21:25Speaker 1: I wish that four or was. I mean, but this
- 21:29Speaker 1: is what shaped the world we live in. So maybe
- 21:31Speaker 1: Beyonce's album number four was her most successful album.
- 21:38Speaker 3: I don't know if it if it was more successful
- 21:41Speaker 3: than Lemonade.
- 21:42Speaker 1: What I do know is they named Blue Ivy Blue
- 21:45Speaker 1: Ivy because the Blueprint was Jay Z's most successful album,
- 21:49Speaker 1: and four IVY was Beyonce's most successful album.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Lemonade I believe came out.
- 21:56Speaker 1: After the birth of Blue Ivy because that's when the
- 21:59Speaker 1: cheatings Kane happened. That's when the song Sorry came out,
- 22:03Speaker 1: which is what got me through my breakup.
- 22:06Speaker 3: Me and my baby gonna be all right, We gonna
- 22:07Speaker 3: live a good life.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Amen.
- 22:10Speaker 1: So yes, it obviously came out after Blue Ivy was one,
- 22:12Speaker 1: but I really really wish that that was on here.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Yeah. And also I'm very surprised.
- 22:18Speaker 6: I'm not a huge country person, but I'm very.
- 22:21Speaker 2: You wouldn't guess of my today's outfit, but I and
- 22:24Speaker 2: I'm surprised there's no country on here. I feel like
- 22:27Speaker 2: maybe I don't know, maybe Journey should be on there.
- 22:29Speaker 2: Maybe not Love Queen. That's why I would put a
- 22:32Speaker 2: number two.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, you know what, just expand the list.
- 22:37Speaker 1: I'm sure they're in the top twenty. Next, we have
- 22:40Speaker 1: Red Lobster and bankruptcy. It's officially officially, y'all, officially official IRIP.
- 22:46Speaker 1: It was announced that Red Lobster has declared bankruptcy. Red
- 22:49Speaker 1: Lobster took two socials to clarify that filing for bankruptcy
- 22:53Speaker 1: does not mean we are going out of business.
- 22:56Speaker 3: It means just the opposite.
- 22:58Speaker 1: It is a legal process that allows us to make
- 23:00Speaker 1: changes to our business and our cost structures so that
- 23:03Speaker 1: Red Lobster can continue as a strong company going forward.
- 23:08Speaker 3: We know this. Have you seen any episodes of Housewives?
- 23:13Speaker 1: Sometimes you just have to file bankruptcy to kind of
- 23:15Speaker 1: restructure regroup.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Okay, well in that case, congratulations Red Lobster.
- 23:20Speaker 4: We're very happy for bottomless shrimp.
- 23:22Speaker 2: No our bottomless shrimp though, and cheddar biscuits.
- 23:26Speaker 3: All the time, all the time.
- 23:28Speaker 1: By the way, though, after we first talked about that,
- 23:31Speaker 1: it was like a couple of days later that it
- 23:33Speaker 1: was like twelve locations have been shut down in the
- 23:36Speaker 1: last twenty four hours.
- 23:36Speaker 3: I was like, damn, we're moving quick.
- 23:40Speaker 2: They're dropping like flies.
- 23:43Speaker 3: They're dropping like flies. Well, they're restructuring. As they came out,
- 23:46Speaker 3: and Red Lobster was like a bougie ass restaurant.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Still called Red Lobster, still called Red Lobster. They were like,
- 23:52Speaker 1: we've rebranded and now we've got like Drake coming in.
- 23:56Speaker 1: It's like Rihanna with asab Rocky spotted at the Red
- 23:59Speaker 1: Lobster in Beverly Hills.
- 24:01Speaker 6: Beverly Hills, Red Lobster, Oh my god, thoughts and prayers
- 24:05Speaker 6: for that for sure.
- 24:07Speaker 4: I don't know, but that would be a very big
- 24:09Speaker 4: turn of events.
- 24:09Speaker 6: On that that would be the biggest like come up of.
- 24:13Speaker 2: The deck centry.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Yeah for real, right, it's like right up there with Carbone.
- 24:20Speaker 3: How wild would that between the two?
- 24:23Speaker 2: Do we go to Red Lobster or Carbone?
- 24:25Speaker 1: I'm not craving Italian. I really would like a surfing
- 24:28Speaker 1: turf Red Lobster. Did you guys hear about the Bluey
- 24:33Speaker 1: event that went terribly wrong?
- 24:36Speaker 2: By the way, please tell us yo.
- 24:38Speaker 3: Vegas is taking a beating right now from what I've seen.
- 24:43Speaker 3: You know, it's like you cancel lovers and friends. Oh
- 24:45Speaker 3: we get top. You got ten hotels on the strip.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Vegas ain't that big, and you've got ten hotels that
- 24:51Speaker 1: are filthy. Yes, you got Mirage shutting down after thirty
- 24:56Speaker 1: four years. Well, this also happened in Vegas. What happens
- 24:59Speaker 1: in Vegas is not stay in Vegas. It actually makes
- 25:01Speaker 1: it to give them, thank you.
- 25:06Speaker 3: We won't be camped anything when we go there. That's fine.
- 25:10Speaker 3: In Las Vegas a restaurant called Dirt Dog.
- 25:14Speaker 4: Why would you ever eat there?
- 25:16Speaker 2: Already on it, we're on a bad We're off to
- 25:18Speaker 2: a bad start.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Okay, Dirt Dog, you're gross. I picture it like a
- 25:31Speaker 1: foot long hot dog with all the fixen.
- 25:33Speaker 3: It's like a dirty dog discussed.
- 25:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 25:37Speaker 3: I'm not going to say how I because just been
- 25:43Speaker 3: shamed and I haven't even said.
- 25:45Speaker 2: A wordp dogs keep.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Going pregnant than you. Guys.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Restaurant called Dirt Dog put on a free event that
- 25:55Speaker 1: advertised games, treats, face painting, and the chance to meet Bullie,
- 26:00Speaker 1: the extremely popular children's cartoon character.
- 26:03Speaker 3: If you guys have kids, you know Bluey. Oh you
- 26:05Speaker 3: know Blue. You don't have a kid.
- 26:07Speaker 2: I know Blue, and I have a minute. I have
- 26:09Speaker 2: a quick story about Bluey at a kid's person.
- 26:11Speaker 3: Does it have anything to do with an intestine?
- 26:13Speaker 6: No, not this time, Okay, tell us teaser for one day,
- 26:17Speaker 6: tell us real quick.
- 26:18Speaker 2: Oh it's literally you know the person.
- 26:20Speaker 6: I won't say who, but they had a kid's birthday
- 26:21Speaker 6: party and recently last year Blue shows.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Up covered in dirt.
- 26:28Speaker 6: Blue is Blue is The video is so funny, Blue
- 26:34Speaker 6: is trippy over the kids.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Blue is just struggling.
- 26:41Speaker 6: And now this person who's like loves a good comedy.
- 26:45Speaker 2: This person's wife not so much.
- 26:46Speaker 6: This person is like having the time of his life
- 26:49Speaker 6: just videoing Bluey.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Following behind Bluey, bl.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Blue's almost falling into the Yes, okay, Loue's almost falling
- 26:58Speaker 1: into the pool.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Bluey and I saw these deos and I was disceived.
- 27:01Speaker 4: Was drunk, No, he was.
- 27:03Speaker 6: I think he was suffering from he exhaustion.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Shaking or dude, and shades him around. Give him a
- 27:17Speaker 1: fucking ebon Holly.
- 27:19Speaker 6: They said, they were like, hey, you can take off
- 27:21Speaker 6: the costume, and he was dedicated. But there's a video
- 27:24Speaker 6: that he takes of all the kids playing in the
- 27:26Speaker 6: yard and then you pan over to the corner of
- 27:28Speaker 6: the yard underneath this tiny bit of shade and Bluey
- 27:32Speaker 6: is like fetal position in the shade.
- 27:35Speaker 3: Oh, he's like a real dog, Bluey. He really took
- 27:38Speaker 3: on a real dog.
- 27:40Speaker 2: He struggled and so sorry you had to go through that.
- 27:44Speaker 3: When he struggled.
- 27:46Speaker 1: So the real Bluey is nothing like the cartoon Hollywood.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Bluey blows regular old real Bluey out of the water.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Okay.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Hundreds of parents and children lined up down the block
- 27:58Speaker 1: to meet Bluey, but once they got to the front
- 28:01Speaker 1: of the line, they were greeted by a guy in
- 28:03Speaker 1: a onesie. As described by one customer, the face painting
- 28:09Speaker 1: was done poorly. Treats for the kids were gone before
- 28:12Speaker 1: everyone made it inside. Some parents complained about the guy
- 28:15Speaker 1: inside the bluey costumes apparent disinterest, Oh in the kids,
- 28:21Speaker 1: So the guy dressed in the bluey costume was apparently
- 28:25Speaker 1: didn't it give a shit? Well, in all fairness, I
- 28:28Speaker 1: heard that this event was only expected to have like
- 28:30Speaker 1: fifty people, and like one hundred showed up. But I'd
- 28:33Speaker 1: also be a little pissed off.
- 28:35Speaker 6: Yes, but also for the fifty maybe don't have a
- 28:37Speaker 6: guy in a onesie.
- 28:38Speaker 3: Well still, yeah, it's still a shitty event.
- 28:41Speaker 4: One review.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Don't blame this on the dirt Dog asshole. One parent
- 28:49Speaker 1: left a review and said, I get it needed to
- 28:52Speaker 1: be a quick design, but whiskers and a pop print.
- 28:57Speaker 1: They promised treats were cupcakes you needed to pay for.
- 29:00Speaker 1: We saw no games and no activities.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Oh this has the same energy of that other news story.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Not they promised the promise treats. You guys, I'm so
- 29:13Speaker 1: tired today. You have to read along in case I
- 29:19Speaker 1: find that I didn't go to college.
- 29:22Speaker 3: I saw they, did you see they?
- 29:24Speaker 2: Yeah? I saw they. Dirt Dog did release a statement, though.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Okay, law where is it?
- 29:30Speaker 1: Dirt Dog released a statement saying we are truly sorry
- 29:33Speaker 1: this event wasn't the expected experience. We were overwhelmed with
- 29:37Speaker 1: the turnout of this event. We will continue to improve
- 29:40Speaker 1: our team, but we would oh my god, we are
- 29:51Speaker 1: overwhelmed with the turnout of this event. We will continue
- 29:54Speaker 1: to improve on our events so we can ensure nothing
- 29:57Speaker 1: like this will happen in the future.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
- 30:00Speaker 1: I'm no like event planner, but even I know at
- 30:04Speaker 1: Ocean's birthday party, I cannot have a plate of cupcakes
- 30:09Speaker 1: and a guy in a bluey onesie.
- 30:11Speaker 3: That I bought at Target. Right, Come on, dirt Dog.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Dirt Dog Dog.
- 30:19Speaker 6: Who would have guessed dirt Dog would have uh disappointed us?
- 30:24Speaker 3: I'm googling dirt Dog.
- 30:27Speaker 6: It was told a local TV station to a local
- 30:29Speaker 6: TV station that they owe fifty to sixty people.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Has had a bigger turnout, but still shitty event.
- 30:35Speaker 2: You know what, dirt Dog, You know how you can
- 30:37Speaker 2: make this up.
- 30:37Speaker 6: Your next event has got to be good and then
- 30:40Speaker 6: everyone will remember you for that next time.
- 30:42Speaker 1: You need to go to England or like New Zealand
- 30:45Speaker 1: or wherever and actually have the real blue ey come over.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Yes, have the real blue If.
- 30:50Speaker 3: You just need to sedate him.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Sedate on the planet on the play.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Because I'm googling dirt dog Las Vegas. Google it careful.
- 31:06Speaker 2: That's oh for two for Bluey.
- 31:08Speaker 4: By the way, I got a question for you.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Where it is where three months the strip Vegas?
- 31:18Speaker 3: That's where Just Go Pussy was.
- 31:21Speaker 4: I don't know, dir, That's probably where it's.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Dirty dogs, Dirty dogs, Hella, dirty dogs, you know?
- 31:29Speaker 4: Honest with him, you got like a good chili cheese dog.
- 31:32Speaker 4: I'd be a dirt dog every day.
- 31:35Speaker 2: Everything he said, shout out dirt dog.
- 31:38Speaker 3: He says, no, he takes.
- 31:39Speaker 2: It all back.
- 31:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, uh the superhero.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Marvel Studios is reportedly developing a blonde Phantom Disney Plus series,
- 31:49Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift is being considered to lead. It will
- 31:52Speaker 1: be set in the nineteen fifties in Las Vegas. What
- 31:55Speaker 1: the fuck is this?
- 31:57Speaker 3: I have to say?
- 31:57Speaker 1: I feel like I've morphed into Just Vegue. I am
- 32:01Speaker 1: Las Vegas.
- 32:02Speaker 4: You can't run away from it.
- 32:04Speaker 3: The show will be a crime fighting spy series. Do
- 32:07Speaker 3: we like this?
- 32:08Speaker 4: Could? I be honest? I do not like this. She's
- 32:11Speaker 4: gonna look very often kicking ass.
- 32:13Speaker 2: I kind of.
- 32:16Speaker 4: It looks very funny.
- 32:17Speaker 8: I just don't think I could take her seriously as
- 32:19Speaker 8: you know, a superhero.
- 32:20Speaker 2: It's just tough a superhero.
- 32:22Speaker 1: I will say, maybe if she busts down the door
- 32:25Speaker 1: and she's like, hey, hi, comments see that, maybe it's
- 32:34Speaker 1: basically like her blood bad blood.
- 32:40Speaker 2: See now I could picture her. I'm going to disagree
- 32:42Speaker 2: with all of you.
- 32:43Speaker 6: I could picture as a superhero superhero, especially.
- 32:46Speaker 4: A blonde fifties.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Disney nineteen fifties is perfect.
- 32:51Speaker 4: I feel like that's her era.
- 32:53Speaker 3: Yes, they have bangs like that in the fifties. I
- 32:55Speaker 3: can't remember.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Well, there's so much more.
- 32:58Speaker 4: What did you do?
- 33:00Speaker 3: Are you joking? No, I don't say. I think we're
- 33:08Speaker 3: done with the first page.
- 33:10Speaker 4: Well, I don't know she.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Said this, and fuck you, producer John.
- 33:14Speaker 3: I've read it all. I don't like it. I don't
- 33:18Speaker 3: like it.
- 33:18Speaker 4: It's going to look very funny.
- 33:20Speaker 6: I'm very I think it's I think it's you guys
- 33:22Speaker 6: might be wrong. It's nineteen fifties. If it was like
- 33:26Speaker 6: I just think it. I think it's gonna be good.
- 33:27Speaker 2: We'll see.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Yeah, she's only being considered. How do we know she
- 33:31Speaker 1: even wants to do it? They gotta come with like
- 33:34Speaker 1: young Mulah baby bags and bags and bags, bags, bags
- 33:38Speaker 1: upon bags of cash. You know, we're talking about someone
- 33:42Speaker 1: who makes three times more than Travis Kelsey and he
- 33:46Speaker 1: makes a lot of money.
- 33:47Speaker 4: That's a lot more than Disney Plus.
- 33:50Speaker 2: Or maybe she'll just want She's just.
- 33:52Speaker 3: One person I know, but Disney Plus I know about
- 33:55Speaker 3: how much?
- 33:57Speaker 4: Probably a lot.
- 33:58Speaker 3: And could it be career suicide?
- 34:02Speaker 2: I don't think anything can be.
- 34:04Speaker 4: Just like the dirt Dog.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Your suicide for Taylor at this point, no.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Even even the little beboppers will tune in, right well.
- 34:11Speaker 2: I just think that like even.
- 34:14Speaker 5: Oh perfect and then the Swifties are gonna think they
- 34:16Speaker 5: can kick ass.
- 34:17Speaker 4: Now we're all in for trouble.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Oh no, they bully you online and.
- 34:24Speaker 3: Ultimately know you guys.
- 34:26Speaker 2: I think it's because she doesn't care.
- 34:27Speaker 6: I think nothing can be career suicide at this point,
- 34:29Speaker 6: because she's like whatever, she's done, all the things she
- 34:32Speaker 6: wants to do, she's thriving, she's got all the money,
- 34:34Speaker 6: she's got the life, and she's like, I don't think
- 34:36Speaker 6: do you really think do you think career suicide can
- 34:39Speaker 6: happen if the person doesn't care?
- 34:41Speaker 2: I don't really think so.
- 34:42Speaker 1: I don't think anything can happen to you. If the
- 34:44Speaker 1: person don't care. I think she cares a lot.
- 34:47Speaker 3: You're j Justica. You don't become Taylor Swift by not caring.
- 34:50Speaker 3: But now you care a lot. We talked about it
- 34:54Speaker 3: last episode.
- 34:55Speaker 1: When you're on top and the only place to go
- 34:58Speaker 1: is down, do you care? Keeping the number one spot
- 35:03Speaker 1: is almost next to impossible?
- 35:06Speaker 3: So what do you do? You go on do a
- 35:08Speaker 3: thing like Disney Plus and become a kick ass Marvel superhero. Yeah,
- 35:13Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 35:13Speaker 5: And then they'll probably put her music in the show,
- 35:16Speaker 5: so she'll get paid for her music, and that's like
- 35:19Speaker 5: another double.
- 35:20Speaker 4: There's a lot of things that could come from it.
- 35:21Speaker 4: May be good, wait to not watch it.
- 35:24Speaker 8: It's gonna be tough because I know Marvel's kind of
- 35:26Speaker 8: been a weird spot where their movies just aren't really
- 35:28Speaker 8: hitting with their audience.
- 35:30Speaker 3: What is that?
- 35:30Speaker 2: Did Marvel do? Madame Web?
- 35:32Speaker 8: Yes, And so that's why I was about to bring
- 35:34Speaker 8: up with Da Coda Johnson and Sidney Sweeney. That movie
- 35:36Speaker 8: flopped like a motherfucker and I saw it. It was brutal,
- 35:39Speaker 8: and I one of my reviews was, Sidney Sweeney couldn't
- 35:42Speaker 8: even save it.
- 35:45Speaker 4: You can only look at a parent.
- 35:46Speaker 3: It's for so long, misogynistic fun.
- 35:52Speaker 4: I'm okay with it, right, all right, it's a great show.
- 35:57Speaker 4: But I saw him. I can go home.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so gross.
- 36:03Speaker 3: I do love you, though. Buffalo Buffalo wild wings all
- 36:07Speaker 3: you can eat?
- 36:07Speaker 2: Oh no, we.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Learned nothing.
- 36:11Speaker 8: Learned.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Hold on shrimp read it? He said.
- 36:15Speaker 4: Oh.
- 36:16Speaker 5: For a limited time on Mondays and Wednesdays, customers who
- 36:19Speaker 5: dine in at B Dubs can get in all you
- 36:21Speaker 5: can eat boneless wings and fries.
- 36:23Speaker 4: Deal for nineteen ninety nine.
- 36:25Speaker 5: But it's only Monday and Wednesday, so it's like that
- 36:28Speaker 5: everyday bottomless. And also, I will be honest, I don't
- 36:30Speaker 5: think I can eat it as many chicken strips or
- 36:33Speaker 5: boneless wings.
- 36:34Speaker 4: Also shrimp, I'm allergic, but I could back in the day.
- 36:38Speaker 3: It's a shrimp.
- 36:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:41Speaker 1: The deal, though, is only available to one person per order.
- 36:48Speaker 1: The caption on Bub's ig post promoting the deal.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Is please don't pay crust.
- 36:55Speaker 4: I think this is a good like. I feel like
- 36:57Speaker 4: this is a very good marketing right now.
- 36:58Speaker 3: It's like very shady bread kind of only two days.
- 37:02Speaker 4: Share cancel it?
- 37:03Speaker 3: Can you share?
- 37:03Speaker 2: No, here's what you do us three go. I sit
- 37:06Speaker 2: at one table by myself.
- 37:08Speaker 6: You sit at another, and you sit at another, and
- 37:10Speaker 6: we each order our own bottomless wings.
- 37:12Speaker 2: And then once we get them, we sit together.
- 37:14Speaker 4: Why can't we just sit together and each.
- 37:16Speaker 6: Order our own Because they said, no, what do you mean?
- 37:19Speaker 6: This is one person per order?
- 37:21Speaker 4: Yeah, one person per order. So if we're sitting together,
- 37:23Speaker 4: one person order and one person.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Poor order, I can't order one and then no one
- 37:28Speaker 3: else orders that anything.
- 37:29Speaker 4: And I just share with her, like we can sit together,
- 37:31Speaker 4: we all can.
- 37:33Speaker 2: That's the brain away from.
- 37:37Speaker 3: And I was down to up sitting alone.
- 37:41Speaker 2: I get and I knew where wings to.
- 37:44Speaker 4: Honestly, I like your idea better. While I just wave to.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Each other because it's sauce all O.
- 37:49Speaker 5: I get really sweaty when I eat wings.
- 37:52Speaker 6: I'm obsessed with I know. Give me the garlic bonus wings.
- 37:58Speaker 6: Oh and if you like to sponsor the podcast.
- 38:01Speaker 2: I will.
- 38:03Speaker 1: I love lemon pepper and garlic like that shimi churi
- 38:06Speaker 1: sauce that Landon made the other night.
- 38:08Speaker 4: I love lemon pepper fries.
- 38:11Speaker 3: Oh that slaps.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Target plans to cut prices starting this summer, the prices
- 38:19Speaker 1: of bread, coffee, diapers, and thousands of other everyday items
- 38:24Speaker 1: will be reduced in price. Executive vice president Rick Goma
- 38:28Speaker 1: said Target is cutting its prices because consumers are feeling
- 38:31Speaker 1: pressure to make the most out of their budget.
- 38:33Speaker 3: Target.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Target Targets said it has already lowered the price on
- 38:39Speaker 1: roughly fifteen hundred items.
- 38:41Speaker 3: Dude, while the rest of the world they're going to
- 38:45Speaker 3: hide the prices.
- 38:45Speaker 5: I thought that was so what they did was back
- 38:48Speaker 5: when it was COVID, they jacked all the prices up,
- 38:50Speaker 5: and then they're just going back once we were out
- 38:52Speaker 5: of Yeah, once we were out of you know, COVID,
- 38:55Speaker 5: they were like, oh, we kind of like the money
- 38:57Speaker 5: we're still making off of all this even with our
- 38:59Speaker 5: prices low, and now people aren't buying as many like
- 39:02Speaker 5: diapers and things like that from them, So now they
- 39:04Speaker 5: have to lower their prices to compete.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Great, great, great.
- 39:08Speaker 5: But yeah yeah, well but yeah, no, they've jacked up
- 39:12Speaker 5: prices and now they're like, we're gonna do it for
- 39:13Speaker 5: you guys. It's like, well, you fucked us in the
- 39:15Speaker 5: first place, so thank you for going back to what
- 39:17Speaker 5: you were doing.
- 39:18Speaker 3: There wasn't really a choice, was that, true.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Target.
- 39:22Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 39:23Speaker 2: Target right into the right.
- 39:25Speaker 4: Is that true or not?
- 39:25Speaker 5: Because I do remember you guys jacking up prices.
- 39:29Speaker 1: I remember you guys jacking us off, and I quite
- 39:31Speaker 1: say that that's why I went in every day. Honestly though,
- 39:35Speaker 1: I think they should just print money and give it
- 39:36Speaker 1: to us.
- 39:38Speaker 2: That's the best idea I've heard on this podcast so far.
- 39:41Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I'd like to buy this house. Could you
- 39:43Speaker 1: print me some money?
- 39:44Speaker 2: Can you just print off money?
- 39:45Speaker 1: You just like roll up and there's just people. It's
- 39:48Speaker 1: kind of like going to the post office you have
- 39:51Speaker 1: to mail packages.
- 39:51Speaker 3: You just wait in line.
- 39:52Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I need you to print off four
- 39:56Speaker 1: million dollars for this house that I want to buy.
- 39:58Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, here you go.
- 39:59Speaker 4: I think that's a and you can just and you
- 40:02Speaker 4: a lot of that plan.
- 40:04Speaker 6: I think it's smart. You purchase it too. You can
- 40:06Speaker 6: purchase it. You could purchase one dollar for one dollar.
- 40:13Speaker 2: But then you're just exchanging money. Never mind, my bad.
- 40:17Speaker 4: We can do that.
- 40:17Speaker 1: After I go to Buffalo Wild Wings to sit at
- 40:20Speaker 1: the other table and table let's.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Not sports badaud for us.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Pick your pirate producer of the Pirates of the Isn't
- 40:30Speaker 1: it weird when I say I'm going to the Caribbean,
- 40:33Speaker 1: I say Caribbean. But when I say I'm watching Pirates
- 40:36Speaker 1: of the Caribbean, I say Caribbean and weird.
- 40:39Speaker 2: It is so weird.
- 40:40Speaker 6: If if anyone said Pirates of the Caribbean, I would
- 40:43Speaker 6: call the police on you.
- 40:44Speaker 1: I would bitch slap you harder than I quitch slap
- 40:47Speaker 1: the person doing hard hands at me. Okay, I would,
- 40:52Speaker 1: I would Jerry Bruckheimer confirmed, they are.
- 40:58Speaker 3: There are they to.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Know?
- 41:02Speaker 3: But sometimes I think it's me confirmed.
- 41:08Speaker 4: What if it's not.
- 41:11Speaker 1: I looked at this and I was like, hold on,
- 41:14Speaker 1: I got stuck on the word.
- 41:15Speaker 3: And he's like, I messed up last. I don't know,
- 41:20Speaker 3: I can't get I don't understand.
- 41:25Speaker 4: I don't even know where you're at. And I lost it.
- 41:27Speaker 4: And if I was in school, I would have just
- 41:28Speaker 4: stopped paying attention for the whole time. I don't even
- 41:31Speaker 4: know where we are right now.
- 41:32Speaker 3: So funny, my god, it being so nervous. I was like, what.
- 41:38Speaker 1: He's like, come on, last, you know typo, come on,
- 41:42Speaker 1: move fastard.
- 41:44Speaker 3: There are two Pirates movies in the works.
- 41:47Speaker 1: One is a reboot written by Jeff Nathanson.
- 41:53Speaker 3: You read.
- 41:57Speaker 7: Nathanson are writing that's not a clip, okay, all right.
- 42:10Speaker 7: One is a reboot written by Jeff Nathanson, The Lion King.
- 42:15Speaker 2: The other is a spinoff starring Margot Robbie.
- 42:18Speaker 6: Bruckheimer also did confirm that they there will be two another.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Will they will be two different movies.
- 42:27Speaker 6: When asked about Johnny Depp's role in the reboot, Bruckheimer said,
- 42:31Speaker 6: it's a reboot, but if it were.
- 42:33Speaker 2: Up to me, he would be in it.
- 42:36Speaker 1: I don't know if I it, I don't think I
- 42:39Speaker 1: can get behind any of it.
- 42:41Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Give me Kiera Knightley, give me Johnny Depp, and give
- 42:45Speaker 1: me Orlando blim.
- 42:47Speaker 2: For okay, so for all of it. Yes, but there
- 42:50Speaker 2: are two.
- 42:50Speaker 3: So there's two.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Why what has happened to us in the past fifty
- 42:55Speaker 1: seconds that were like.
- 42:57Speaker 3: What ARide movies? Stay there?
- 43:01Speaker 2: Then n.
- 43:07Speaker 8: One typo changes it all?
- 43:08Speaker 3: What typo?
- 43:09Speaker 2: Look what you did?
- 43:11Speaker 3: That was good? That was really that was funny? What
- 43:15Speaker 3: is it? John?
- 43:17Speaker 5: Oh?
- 43:17Speaker 3: Wait? We have one more?
- 43:18Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:19Speaker 2: Yeah, we have one more thing?
- 43:20Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 43:20Speaker 8: All right, So I have a story that I did
- 43:22Speaker 8: not put down. It was talked about on the show.
- 43:25Speaker 8: So if you guys did catch on, congratulations, chiefs Tight end,
- 43:28Speaker 8: Travis Kelce is set to host a new show called
- 43:31Speaker 8: Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity? The twenty episode project
- 43:34Speaker 8: will be a spin off of the Are You Smarter
- 43:36Speaker 8: Than a Fifth Grader game show. The show will stream
- 43:39Speaker 8: on Amazon Prime Video and will feature a contestant trying
- 43:42Speaker 8: to win one hundred thousand dollars by answering eleven questions
- 43:44Speaker 8: on a range of subjects pulled from an elementary school curriculum.
- 43:48Speaker 8: There will be a classroom full celebrities who can help
- 43:50Speaker 8: the contestant, but toward the end of the game, only
- 43:52Speaker 8: one of them will be able to help answer the
- 43:54Speaker 8: final question, which will come from a sixth grade curriculum.
- 43:57Speaker 8: Names confirmed from the show are Nikki Glazer, former NFL
- 43:59Speaker 8: player is Ryan Fitzpatrick and Chad Johnson and somebody in
- 44:03Speaker 8: this room who could it be?
- 44:06Speaker 4: Got it?
- 44:08Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 44:08Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 44:10Speaker 2: Loses out. How do you feel about that show?
- 44:12Speaker 1: I had the best time. I was so nervous, but
- 44:15Speaker 1: I also feel like it was what is that called
- 44:19Speaker 1: not what uh not trauma therapy? But what when something
- 44:24Speaker 1: triggers you and you go into.
- 44:25Speaker 3: The space again? What is it called exposure therapy?
- 44:30Speaker 2: Your therapy?
- 44:32Speaker 1: It was exposure therapy because there were so many times
- 44:35Speaker 1: in class that I would be called upon to answer
- 44:37Speaker 1: questions and I'm like, I don't know it, but and
- 44:41Speaker 1: I would be graded right. So this was like I
- 44:44Speaker 1: have nothing to lose here. However, they're the contestants that
- 44:49Speaker 1: were trying to win one hundred thousand dollars. I'm really
- 44:52Speaker 1: excited for you guys to see because some of them,
- 44:55Speaker 1: most of them were like really incredible people and the
- 44:58Speaker 1: reason for why they wanted the money was just so heartwarming.
- 45:02Speaker 1: I had the most incredible experience.
- 45:05Speaker 2: You seemed like you had so much fun.
- 45:07Speaker 6: I had so much fun and the group and I
- 45:09Speaker 6: can't wait, you guys, for you guys to watch Laala
- 45:12Speaker 6: on it because it was great.
- 45:13Speaker 1: I can't wait for you guys to watch everybody everyone
- 45:16Speaker 1: on it.
- 45:16Speaker 3: I mean, my little my little classroom. Yeah, I met.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Really amazing people who are extremely talented, extremely friendly, and
- 45:25Speaker 1: we really all hit it off. Before we sign off
- 45:29Speaker 1: of this episode, As you guys know, Vanner Pump Rule's
- 45:33Speaker 1: season eleven has officially wrapped. It is bittersweet. Filming this
- 45:40Speaker 1: season was bittersweet. Reliving it was, in my opinion, one
- 45:45Speaker 1: of the most difficult things or difficult seasons that I've
- 45:49Speaker 1: ever had. I will say it's more difficult than filming
- 45:55Speaker 1: the season that my dad had passed away. And I
- 46:01Speaker 1: stopped talking about this season.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Because I have to be honest.
- 46:07Speaker 1: I was seeing things on Socials.
- 46:14Speaker 3: Sorry, just one second.
- 46:23Speaker 1: That made me extremely angry, and it started making me
- 46:35Speaker 1: resent an audience that I have loved and adore it
- 46:41Speaker 1: for many years. And it wasn't because of you guys
- 46:51Speaker 1: talking about I don't want to say you guys, but
- 46:55Speaker 1: some of you. It wasn't about some of you talking
- 46:59Speaker 1: about the season that part I love. It was about
- 47:07Speaker 1: the comments that were talking about me.
- 47:14Speaker 3: As a parent.
- 47:18Speaker 1: I don't show Ocean on the show. I'm very protective
- 47:23Speaker 1: of motherhood and Ocean and the bond that we have.
- 47:31Speaker 1: She's a very very special child and she's always gonna
- 47:35Speaker 1: have the most sacred soft space in my heart because
- 47:42Speaker 1: of what we went through together when she was seven
- 47:47Speaker 1: months old. Originally, me not being able to have her
- 47:51Speaker 1: on the show was not my choice. Two parents have
- 47:55Speaker 1: to sign off on a child's appearing on TV, and
- 48:00Speaker 1: the other side was not about it. And I felt
- 48:02Speaker 1: like that was okay because I got to hold this
- 48:07Speaker 1: part of my life so close to my heart.
- 48:12Speaker 3: Then I see this season people.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Really coming at me as a mother something they really
- 48:18Speaker 1: know nothing about, and I didn't feel like that was
- 48:23Speaker 1: fair game. And because of these comments, it put me
- 48:29Speaker 1: into a really, really dark space. And not only do
- 48:32Speaker 1: I have to be a mother to Ocean, I want
- 48:34Speaker 1: to be a mother Totan, but I'm also having to
- 48:38Speaker 1: create a very safe space my body, physically, mentally, emotionally
- 48:45Speaker 1: for the new baby that I'm creating. Everything on the
- 48:50Speaker 1: show is fair game. If I wear something that you
- 48:52Speaker 1: don't like, go in on it. If I say something
- 48:55Speaker 1: that you don't like or you don't agree with, go
- 48:56Speaker 1: in on it. I feel that me as my mother
- 49:00Speaker 1: is completely off limits. And when I see people talking
- 49:04Speaker 1: about something they know nothing about, my blood starts to boil.
- 49:11Speaker 1: And I've made comments on this podcast. I'm sure you
- 49:14Speaker 1: remember that we're not kind, and I think it's it's
- 49:20Speaker 1: no secret that I react off of emotion most of
- 49:24Speaker 1: the time. I have always been that way. It gets
- 49:28Speaker 1: me into a lot of trouble. It puts me into
- 49:30Speaker 1: hot water. It's also made me have to apologize more
- 49:35Speaker 1: than anyone should have to, and not because of anybody else,
- 49:39Speaker 1: but because I simply see something I don't like. Here's
- 49:42Speaker 1: something I don't like, and go for the jugular because
- 49:46Speaker 1: I feel hurt. Now that I've had time to kind
- 49:50Speaker 1: of process and get my thoughts in order and really
- 49:56Speaker 1: be able to tell you guys that the comments that
- 49:59Speaker 1: I I was seeing that were so below the belts
- 50:02Speaker 1: and out of pocket and having nothing to do with
- 50:05Speaker 1: this season hurt me so much that I had to
- 50:10Speaker 1: just fall off the map. And usually my reality and
- 50:15Speaker 1: my reality they can coexist. This was the first season
- 50:20Speaker 1: in my eight years of doing this show that my
- 50:23Speaker 1: reality and my reality could not coexist. They had to
- 50:26Speaker 1: be so separate that if one touch to the other,
- 50:33Speaker 1: it took me out. So what I want to do
- 50:38Speaker 1: right now is focus on the facts of things. My
- 50:44Speaker 1: feelings are not facts. But what I can tell you
- 50:48Speaker 1: is this.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Show is based on perspective. That's a fact.
- 50:55Speaker 1: The cast is going to have a perspective, the audience
- 50:58Speaker 1: is going to have a perspective. Sometimes we're gonna be
- 51:01Speaker 1: in alignment. Other times we're gonna make no sense to
- 51:04Speaker 1: each other. And that's okay because the cast having an
- 51:08Speaker 1: opinion allows us to make a show, and the audience
- 51:13Speaker 1: having an opinion allows us to make a show. The
- 51:16Speaker 1: combination of those two things has allowed vander Pump Rules
- 51:20Speaker 1: to be a successful show for the past eleven years. Fact,
- 51:25Speaker 1: I want you guys to know that this show is
- 51:32Speaker 1: something I am extremely grateful for.
- 51:37Speaker 3: It has allowed me to live.
- 51:41Speaker 1: A life that I really would sit at home in
- 51:47Speaker 1: Utah and dream about. I love making this show the
- 51:53Speaker 1: opportunities that have come along with it. It's not lost
- 51:57Speaker 1: on me that the show got me the opportunities, but
- 52:02Speaker 1: not only the show. You guys watching the show, you
- 52:05Speaker 1: tuning in, you giving a shit about the show. I
- 52:09Speaker 1: am able to provide a beautiful life for not only
- 52:12Speaker 1: myself but my family because of you, guys.
- 52:15Speaker 3: And that is fact. That's not an opinion.
- 52:21Speaker 1: So if I at any point in time have said
- 52:25Speaker 1: something on this podcast that made you feel that I
- 52:27Speaker 1: am not grateful, I hope you know that that was
- 52:29Speaker 1: coming from a place of just true hurt. And I
- 52:35Speaker 1: think you've seen that side of me many times on
- 52:37Speaker 1: vannor pump Roules, where I attack off of being hurt.
- 52:43Speaker 1: So I just wanted to thank you guys for being
- 52:46Speaker 1: an incredible audience for the past eight years of my life.
- 52:50Speaker 3: On vander pump Roules.
- 52:52Speaker 1: You guys have given me a life that I dreamed
- 52:57Speaker 1: of since I was a little kid, and I really
- 53:01Speaker 1: really hope, even though we did not see eye to
- 53:04Speaker 1: eye this season, that you guys enjoyed season eleven and
- 53:07Speaker 1: know that I'm really grateful for you. On Monday, I'm
- 53:11Speaker 1: going to be coming back to social media, and I'm very,
- 53:16Speaker 1: very nervous. I've been living in my own little bubble,
- 53:21Speaker 1: but I would like to start addressing the questions that
- 53:25Speaker 1: you guys have had for me all season. Things that
- 53:28Speaker 1: don't make sense, and they don't make sense for a
- 53:31Speaker 1: good reason, I understand. I'm sure if I were an
- 53:35Speaker 1: outsider looking in, it wouldn't make much sense to me either.
- 53:38Speaker 1: So send in your questions. I'll be addressing the top
- 53:41Speaker 1: ones that you guys had for me this season.
- 53:44Speaker 3: Again, I love you.
- 53:45Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings at any point
- 53:49Speaker 1: in time on this podcast, and I will catch you
- 53:52Speaker 1: for the bonus episode on Monday, and I'll catch you
- 53:55Speaker 1: for the regular episode next Wednesday.
- 53:58Speaker 3: Thank you, guys,