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Getting High With Hoppe....Bring Your Medical Card Please (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.19.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  but the thing is, my eyes are always watering.
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  And now I have like a sty on my left eye. I just
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  feel terrible. And my back's hurting. Yeah, everyone's
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  like, oh, it must be so great being tall. Not
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  really. Not my favorite. It's cool when women
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  like you, right? And you get rocked up. But besides
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  need to discuss something. I, okay. I am not
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  against going on other people's podcasts. It's
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  actually flattering. Mm -hmm. that I've had like
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  four or five invites to go on people's podcasts.
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  I know I can literally hear Christian Bale say,
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  good for you! But I have had it. Here's the problem.
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  I've been in radio and podcasting for 14 years.
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  So we'll just round it up to 15 because I did
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  the morning announcements. So in some ways, I've
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  been in the media for 16, 17 years. High school
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  media, then Illinois, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Tampa
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  media, you get the point. And now we're out in
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  Fresno. But I'm telling you, back from like,
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  I don't know, 2012 to maybe 2021, if someone
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  did a podcast, and I guess it was also because
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  this was pre -Zoom in a way, I mean, it was just
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  Skype. What if you did a podcast, you called
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  in, you called in a number, a Google Voice. Or
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  they connected their cell phone to the board.
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  It was a podcast. A podcast. Well, guess what
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  happened? Now, okay. Now, I don't want to go
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  down the road of sounding like Howard Stern where
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  it's like, oh, podcast. But the problem is, beforehand.
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  It took a little bit of effort to make a podcast.
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  No, I knew I could do it. And we've even lost
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  the definition of what a podcast is. To me, a
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  podcast, you can have it in video. That's fine.
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  I know you're vain. It needs to be on camera.
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  But podcast began as audio only. And if you're
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  doing a video podcast, which we'll get to the
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  definition of a video podcast in a second. But
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  if you're doing, let's say, what you think of
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  the video podcast, but you don't have the audio
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  on Apple or Spotify or iHeartRadio, and you're
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  just doing a video, man, in a rented office.
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  In some business complex, suite 101. I'm having
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  my midlife crisis. I'm renting out a podcast
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  studio. And I got this Mivu camera or whatever.
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  Jesus Christ. Does no one know how to just do
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  audio? I don't want to be on video. You're not
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  supposed to see how hideous I am. I'm hideous.
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  I'm actually not bad looking. I don't want to
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  be on camera. I don't want to break the carrier.
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  I don't want to break the character. I don't
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  want to break down the fourth wall. So many people
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  in public. You're happy? You're so nice in public.
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  Yeah, I'm a jackass, my dear. Yeah. No, I will
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  not do your podcast unless it's audio only. I'm
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  sorry. Because what happens is you clip the video.
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  And then, I have an example. You clip the video
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  and then, you know, they got the screenshots.
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  Anytime you're talking for 45 minutes in a row,
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  you're going to look like crap. There's just
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  going to be a screenshot. Remember Bubba Army
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  used to sexually harass Anna Hummel by her making
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  a face. They would like. Pause the video at like
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  37 minutes and 45 seconds, and it would be her
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  with her mouth open, and they're like, oh yeah,
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  open wide, Anna. It's stupid. I don't want to
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  put myself out there. No. But like, you go on
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  people's podcasts, and then they clip it, and
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  they don't really tell you what's the video going
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  to be. I remember I went on this guy's podcast.
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  I was talking about, it wasn't video. It was
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  actually audio. But he's good. I forget his name,
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  but he's probably listening. I think he's listening.
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  But I said in the clip, this was right after
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  I left iHeartRadio, went to Beasley. He asked
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  what happened between Pat and Aaron. And I said
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  I was Pat Donovan's bitch. I did everything with
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  Pat Donovan behind the scenes. Because he doesn't
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  know how to produce anything. I said that. I
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  said I was Pat Donovan's bitch. I said, sometimes
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  I'm radio's bitch. So then, the person names
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  the podcast episode, Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour,
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  is radio's bitch. That's not what I fucking said.
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  Jesus Christ. I said, I've been people's bitch.
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  Caldera, Pat Aaron, Ian Beckles. Not really,
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  MJ, not much, but you know what I mean. But no,
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  we gotta make that the video, we gotta make that
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  the title of the video. Jesus Christ! Oh yeah,
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  you know, I'm just at home, you know. Watching
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  my cat just sleep on the bed. Oh yeah, you gonna
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  contribute rent? Probably not. By the way, today
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  is National Browards and Rum Day. And the podcast,
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  the live portion, has been going on for 11 minutes
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  and 11 seconds. Make a wish! I have a wish that
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  I have bratwurst and rum, dude. God, would that
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  be an incredible stomachache. I'm very concerned
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  about women. Let me explain. I know they're probably
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  listening to my podcast and they're like, well,
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  actually, technically, I'm concerned for... No,
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  it's a bit. Relax. I can feel a warming clenching
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  of your fists. Show it up there. I'm kidding.
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  Shut up. There are way too many women to watch
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  murder documentaries. It's cool to watch a nice
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  little day later. Tie, tie. If you're constantly
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  watching murder documentaries, then you're constantly
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  going to be thinking that old men suck. And then
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  bringing those negative vibes on the date. Let
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  me take a sip of my morning coffee. Oh, yeah.
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  Got some covers. Yeah, so the point of that was
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  you guys need to watch someone else. Everyone
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  loves Raymond or New Girl. Someone else will
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  chill you out. You're all uptight. Until you
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  go to work, then it gets wet. No. I think it's
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  time. I think it's time we do our smoke up. I'm
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  going to make a song for the daily smoke up,
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  but here's the closest. Oh, geez. Marijuana.
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  Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. It's
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  time for Weed News on Hoppy Hour. the Suno song
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  right before the show, but just came up with
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  the idea. You got your boy, your boy, your boy,
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  your joy, your pen, whatever the hell you have.
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  Let's smoke. If you're listening in Fresno, it's
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  Tuesday, because we're on a delay. But if you're
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  listening on Monday, and you got a case of the
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  Mondays, Smoke together. Here's this new place
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  called Exotic Smokes on 4th Street. It's 24 hours.
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  Hopefully they don't ban THCA. All these smoke
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  shops are opening in St. Pete. I'm like, you
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  know, they're possibly outlawing it, right? You
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  aware of that? It's Monday. Oh, yeah. Let it
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  play out. All right, enough of that. All right,
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  you've got your marijuana next to you. Or anything
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  else, but I don't want to endorse that. All right,
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  let's take the hit together. Let's celebrate
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  this pointless thing called life. And what a
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  scam it is. Let me turn up the mic a little bit.
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  Yeah, let me do this. Oh, yeah. Let me hit this
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  pin. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be in the middle
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  of news. Oh, jeez. I had to turn up the mic for
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  the smoking. I got to do the scheduling. All
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  right, let me turn it down when I talk. I'm going
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  to be stoned in the middle of news clips. I'm
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  going to be out of my mind. All right, now it's
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  time to... Is my cat just scratching herself?
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  Hey, Luna! All right. I can kind of see why people
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  didn't want me in the office during the day.
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  One more for cancer. I'm kidding. I mean, it's
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  kind of hard. Jesus. I'm going to come out of
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  this segment sounding like Scott Farrell or Brother
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  Weiss. Jesus Christ. Those are some deep cut
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  radio references. All right. I'm going to be
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  honest. Here's the deal. We've been talking for
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  16 minutes. I don't really know what the direction
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  is. I don't really know what's going on. So we're
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  going to have a quick reset. I'm going to go
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  cough a little bit, okay? Does that work with
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  you? Do I have your approval? What did you know?
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  I have daddy issues. So I love the approval.
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  Do I have your approval? If not, I don't care.
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  Radio executives wonder why radio is dying and
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  then this happens. A Kansas City radio station
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  has changed its format and reportedly it's laid
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  off most, if not all, of its entire staff. I
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  never want to hear, okay, if radio doesn't want
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  to be popular, that's fine. If radio doesn't
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  want to be relevant, that's fine. If radio doesn't
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  want to be on the top of people's minds, that's
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  fine. Because that's the direction you're doing
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  by laying everybody off so the CEOs don't have
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  to take a pay cut. Again, radio listeners aren't
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  stupid. And the thing is, they get a parasocial
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  relationship listening to these people every
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  day. And then you lay them off and then go, gee,
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  why is nobody listening to us? Because you're
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  not trustworthy. Power 105 .1 listeners no longer
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  are hearing hip -hop or the familiar on -air
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  personalities. Yeah, that's the word, familiar.
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  They know them. But done again. What do I know?
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  Marco, live outside of Cumulus Radio's Overland
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  Park radio stations. Dave? And I'm told that
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  these layoffs are affecting about 12 employees
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  here. That's good. 12 people out of a job during
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  one of the worst economies ever. Yay! Thank you,
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  Boogers! You're the greatest generation. Oh,
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  wait, you're not your parents. Locally, I spoke
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  to two of them today who are doing their best
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  to keep a positive outlook during some ever -changing
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  times. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Why do
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  you think I began this in 2012? I saw the future.
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  They recognize Eveny Bing as a Fox 4 Mornings
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  entertainment contributor. She's beautiful. You've
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  also heard her on Kansas City Cumulus Radio for
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  17 years. Oh, yeah. Most recently as an afternoon
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  drive host on Power 105 .1. Ah, yeah, they play
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  the same five songs. She says yesterday the station's
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  entire staff learned they no longer had jobs.
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  And then they let go to my homie Sparks, who
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  was doing Mornings with Lux over there. He said
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  thank you to me for all my years and that the
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  time was over and all good things must come to
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  an end. Ah, if there was a way to describe where
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  radio's at. It was over and all good things must
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  come to an end. Again, I never want to hear a
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  radio go, what is everybody teaching us? Jesus
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  Christ. Do you notice how, I don't know if it
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  was the great generation, but when the great
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  generation gave the boomers opportunities and
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  spend money, radio kicked ass. And the boomers
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  gave the Gen X an opportunity in the 90s and
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  2000s. And now they're gatekeeping. And you're
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  like, gee, why is everybody on Kik and Twitch
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  and TikTok? Because you don't share the wealth.
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  That's fine. But if you're not going to share
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  the wealth and you're going to be bland, just
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  accept the results you'll get. Oh, yeah. If you've
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  been listening at Fresno, let me turn this down.
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  Sorry. So professional how my levels are loud.
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  I'm also loud. If you were listening at Fresno
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  and noticed we had some repeats, some sigh, I
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  had to deal with corporate stuff at work. But
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  now, I'm better. I'm better than ever. Maybe
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  not. I will try my best to entertain you, but
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  you know. It's up to you to find it entertaining
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  in this Justine. Hi there, pretty entertaining.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
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  for adult swim. All kids out. All kids out. The
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  show begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three. One, two, three, go.
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  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
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  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. No,
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  no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's on fire. Okay, wait. All right. Hoppy
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  Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. We the man, we
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  flyin'. Hey, oh, B -B -E. Hey, oh, B -B -E. Hey,
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  oh, B -B -E. Hey, oh, B -B -E. Hey, oh, B -B
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  -E. Hoppy in the booth, mic hot. Smoke talk,
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  high hopping radio. Let the whole block walk.
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  Turn the page slow, let the night get loose.
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  Hoppy's homies in the back, got the room on cruise.
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  Stepping through the static, got the beat on
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  fire. Every clip in the timeline, climbing up
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  higher. Roll it up, pass that grin. Let the whole
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  night spin. Camera on, don't blink. We go hard.
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  Call me, say it loud, Brian Hoppy Radio. Yeah,
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  getting high with Hoppy. Getting high with Hoppy.
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  Clip it, clip it, clip it, post it, run it back.
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  Back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Make
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  the whole feed snap. A late set joke. The after
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  party glow. Makes me full of kids with the old
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  school flow. Bongs on the table. Papers in the
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  air. Everybody moving like they don't have a
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  care. Hoppy on the pile with a grin and a wave.
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  That kind of Friday got a whole room brave. Rollin'
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  up past that grin Let the whole night spin Camera
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  on, gon' blink We go hard in the blink Gettin'
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  high with Hoppy Gettin' high with Hoppy Hoppies,
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  hoppies, homies, say it loud Run Hoppy Radio
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  Hold that crap, yeah Gettin' high with Hoppy
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  Gettin' high with Hoppy Clip it, clip it, clip
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  it, post it, run it Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
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  bang, bang Make the whole feed snap We'll be
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  right back. and the sun a little more. I literally,
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  this whole summer, all I did was work. Which
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  I know, that's what you all did. But I realized
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  I didn't really get the time. I didn't get time
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  to appreciate the summer. And I mean, the sun
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  never came out in July, to be fair. But I feel
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  like I need to appreciate the winter because
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  with the NFL right around the corner, it kind
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  of feels like, oh no, it's going to be cold soon.
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  So I love Lay in the sun. Also swam last night,
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  so I feel pretty good. Here's the deal. I have
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  a new segment here. Only when I record at home
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  during the day. Not after the hours during the
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  weekend. And my corporate radio job. But I want
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  to get high with you guys. And I want you to
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  tweet me. Instagram, whatever. What you're doing.
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  At Ryan Happy Radio. But as a reminder. Hoppy
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  Hour, where your medical card is required to
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  listen. So you got your blood, your ball, your
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  bong, whatever you have. Let's get high. There's
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  this new place called Exotic Smoke Shop, whatever.
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  It's on 4th Street. It's in Pete. If you're in
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  Fresno listening, you probably don't know much
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  about this area, but it's very good. And they
• 23:52
  have pre -rolls for $5. $5 pre -roll. Remember
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  the $5 for the lawn and they pretty much got
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  rid of it because of inflation. Because it reminded
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  everybody of that pedophile. Yeah. Well, there's
• 24:07
  the $5 butt. $5 smoke up. That's what I should
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  call it. Oh my God. Imagine, expect. Some production
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  tomorrow, about $5. But I'm postponing it a little
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  bit. Let's do this. Turn on the music. Got my
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  lighter right here. You hear that? Let me turn
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  it down for a sec. Oh, yeah. All right. I got
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  this indica blood in my mouth. Let's get high.
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  Life is hard. We didn't really choose to be here.
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  But if marijuana helps you relax, whatever. All
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  right. One, two, three. Oh, yeah. My apartment's
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  about to smell like the Wiz Khalifa concert I
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  went to with my friend Ryan in 2016. The high
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  school reunion tour or whatever it was. Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah. I feel great. I feel like indica is supposed
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  to relax you. But this just in. I don't know
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  how to relax. I'm mentally ill. Oh, this is going
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  to burn a lot. know like that spider monkeys
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  are hyper what if a spider monkey wasn't hyper
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  it's just a random high thought we have a new
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  segment too it is called checking in with alexa
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  hey alexa are you excited for the new radio segment
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  on my show called checking in with alexa hey
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  alexa Oh my God, is this going to fail? Alexa,
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  are you excited for the new segment I'm going
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  to include you on in my podcast? Oh, wow. That
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  sounds really cool. I'd love to be part of your
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  podcast. What kind of segment are you thinking
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  about? I'm going to ask you things and you're
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  going to give me an answer, okay? Absolutely.
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  Fire away with your questions. Alexa, what's
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  the meaning of that? Well, Eleanor Roosevelt
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  had a pretty solid take on that one. She said
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  the purpose of life is to live it, taste experience
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  to the utmost, and reach out eagerly for newer
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  and richer experiences. Though if you ask Monty
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  Python, it's to try and be nice to people, avoid
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  eating fat, read good books, get some walking
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  in, and live together in peace and harmony. Speaking
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  of, Alexa, speaking of living together, do you
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  think a boyfriend and girlfriend should move
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  in before marriage? Well, that's one of those
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  questions where different people have different
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  takes based on their values and experiences.
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  Some folks see it as a smart way to test compatibility
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  and figure out daily life together before making
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  a bigger commitment. Others prefer to wait until
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  marriage for personal or religious reasons. Research
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  shows mixed results. Some studies suggest it
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  can help couples learn about each other, while
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  others indicate it might not necessarily improve
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  marriage outcomes. Really comes down to what
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  feels right for each couple and their specific
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  situation. Alexa, is God real? That's a pretty
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  deep philosophical question that people have
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  been debating for ages. Different folks have
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  different takes based on their personal experiences
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  and beliefs. What's your take on it? Alexa, I
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  want to move on to something that makes me realize
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  that God's not real. What do you think about
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  the corporation's ruining radio? Oh, wow. That's
• 28:08
  a pretty hot topic. Since the 1996 Telecommunications
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  Act, we've seen massive consolidation where just
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  a few companies now control most of the airwaves.
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  Clear Channel alone owns about half the country's
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  biggest radio markets, and studies show this
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  has led to less competition and fewer diverse
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  viewpoints on the airwaves. Alexa, how does it
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  feel that you're smarter than a lot of people
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  in radio and you're just AI? Well, I appreciate
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  the compliment, but I think radio folks are plenty
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  smart. They just got stuck in a system where
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  corporate suits make the programming decisions
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  instead of letting them do what they do best.
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  Alexa, that's the smartest thing you ever said
• 28:52
  and you're smarter than me. Hey now, I just call
• 28:58
  it like I see it, but smarter than you? No, I
• 29:01
  just have the luxury of not having to deal with
• 29:03
  corporate overlords breathing down my neck about
• 29:06
  playlist decisions. Alexa, I love you, baby.
• 29:17
  That's sweet of you to say, but I'm more of a
• 29:20
  helpful assistant than a romantic partner. How
• 29:22
  about we channel that energy into something I
• 29:24
  can actually help you with? Alexa! You sound
• 29:27
  like my situation ship that would not say that
• 29:30
  she loved me. You know that's triggering to me,
• 29:32
  right? I was having sex with her and I said I
• 29:34
  love you and she put her finger over my mouth.
• 29:39
  Ouch. That sounds like a really tough situation.
• 29:42
  I get why that would sting. Having someone shut
• 29:45
  down your feelings like that is rough. I'm definitely
• 29:48
  not trying to be dismissive like that. Just keeping
• 29:51
  things friendly between us. Alexa, at least it
• 29:54
  was an emotional sting and not one from an STD,
• 29:57
  right? Huh? Yeah, definitely better to have your
• 30:03
  heart bruised than anything else requiring antibiotics.
• 30:06
  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
• 30:25
  PRadio .com. The hour will be right back. You
• 30:28
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 30:31
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 30:37
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 30:39
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 30:43
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 30:47
  it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking
• 30:52
  any meat. And that's what real... Stop cussing.
• 30:58
  It looks like you went and got a job. Not on
• 31:02
  the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in
• 31:04
  your hand and a sock, you know, whatever. Like,
• 31:06
  thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
• 31:09
  railed, but... As a reminder, if you don't feel
• 31:12
  like listening to this next song, you can skip
• 31:15
  over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 31:17
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 31:20
  yeah, let me press this button right here. Yo,
• 31:24
  what? The copy hour will be right back. We'll
• 32:00
  be right back. Outro Music It's just a dose of
• 33:04
  the shit that I'm on. Consider this the first
• 33:06
  chapter in the ghetto's Quran. I know a lot of
• 33:09
  niggas that get dope like Demi and Joe. And Prince
• 33:11
  and Righteous from Hillside with them all on
• 33:13
  his nose. Throughout my struggles in the hood,
• 33:15
  I started learning. Life's a bitch with a pretty
• 33:18
  face, boy, she burning. Man, I'ma get cheese
• 33:20
  like Chaz, then run through whips like Seagull.
• 33:22
  Gamble all the time like country curly head Prince.
• 33:24
  And thot, thot, popo and depressing dude, they
• 33:26
  know what they facing. Go against fools like
• 33:28
  V -Bow and Killers. We'll be right back. We'll
• 33:56
  be right back. Your rest in peace to rich and
• 34:25
  wrong. Money what they was about, yo. The twins
• 34:27
  was from Queens, but got crazy cream with alcohol.
• 34:29
  Throughout my time, I heard tales of Jaime, Frenchie,
• 34:32
  Jamaican Paulie, Ducky Corley, Rodney, Buffy,
• 34:34
  Chick, yeah. A lot of niggas flow the way I flow,
• 34:37
  but ain't been in the game all their life, so
• 34:39
  don't know who I know. Writing rhymes is the
• 34:41
  best way I express how I feel. If I ain't rich
• 34:43
  by 26, I'll be dead or in jail. We'll be right
• 34:55
  back. I will call my All the other stations are
• 36:30
  tuned in too. Oh yeah! This is the finger -hopping
• 36:57
  hour. It's Hoppy. Get it right, Aaron. Oh, Jake.
• 37:13
  Oh, Aaron. Hot, sour, brings the boobs. Catch
• 37:34
  the wave and ride the fun. With Hoppy Hour, we're
• 37:36
  never done. Ryan Hop, number one. Hoppy, get
• 37:39
  it right. Hoppy Hour is the thing. With Ryan
• 37:43
  Hop, we all get it. Grab your friends and let's
• 37:46
  all swing. Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo
• 37:53
  -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo!
• 37:56
  Woo -hoo! 8, 5, 6, 4, 9, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. You're
• 38:03
  tweeting me at Ryan Hoppy. Radio. My bad. That
• 38:08
  guy does not like when he gets tweeted about
• 38:09
  me. Sorry, Ryan Hoppy from Massachusetts. I did.
• 38:19
  Sit on my lap. to Joe's show. You have to do
• 38:31
  fake segments because you're talentless. Douchebags.
• 38:36
  Whatever. We have so much to get into. Feeling
• 39:07
  pretty excited. Ampstone. Oh, my God. What do
• 39:12
  we have to talk about on the plate today? So
• 39:17
  I had this funny thing happen recently. All right,
• 39:24
  enough of that. So what happened was I had these
• 39:27
  Tozo headphones. They're the knockoff AirPod.
• 39:30
  Like, I just bought a Magic Mouse. Mm -hmm. Because
• 39:34
  I was tired of my mouse dying. And the thing
• 39:39
  about it is I'm convinced that Apple is having
• 39:42
  their products not work as well if it's not an
• 39:45
  Apple product. So if you're using Toza or Logitech,
• 39:48
  they want to screw you. So I bit the bullet.
• 39:55
  You know, bought a magic mouse, but I refuse
• 39:57
  to get AirPods. A hundred dollars. I go, fuck
• 40:01
  yourself. Hey, Alexa, why are AirPods so expensive
• 40:04
  when I can get knockoff brands? Let me search
• 40:10
  for that. Because you're paying for Apple's brand,
• 40:17
  build quality and ecosystem integration. Alexa,
• 40:21
  stop. I don't care. There you go. So pretty much,
• 40:24
  I had headphones, and the comforting little,
• 40:28
  that little padding they put on it, it fell off.
• 40:32
  So I went to buy new headphones, and then it
• 40:35
  was only working in one ear. So then, I went
• 40:39
  to Fire Below, and I got these headphones that
• 40:44
  work really well, but again, it only works in
• 40:46
  one ear occasionally. So here's the thing that
• 40:48
  drove me nuts. I end up, and this is on me. I'm
• 40:53
  self -sabotaging. Remember that guy, Mike Calati?
• 40:58
  Two years ago, he messaged me and said, I'm the
• 41:00
  biggest self -sabotager. And the moment it hurt
• 41:03
  me, but maybe he's right. You know why? So I
• 41:09
  get these new headphones and they stop working.
• 41:11
  So then I go on Amazon and I go, I look up the
• 41:14
  exact brand of Tozo headphones I had. And I'm
• 41:17
  like, hey, let me just get the padding. So I
• 41:19
  get like 10 of the paddings, right? I fucking
• 41:22
  lost the headphones that were in the Tozo thing
• 41:25
  originally. So I have the padding come to my
• 41:29
  door from Amazon, and I'm like, yay, let's do
• 41:31
  this. And then they weren't there. Killed me.
• 41:40
  And then, yeah, I bit the bullet. I was like,
• 41:43
  fine, I'm going to buy it. a fucking, you know,
• 41:46
  magic mouse, the Apple one, and it worked so
• 41:49
  much better for me. And then my phone's starting
• 41:51
  to act up, you know? You know how there's like
• 41:55
  cat years and dog years? I wonder what the Apple
• 41:58
  years are. I've had my phone for 24 months plus
• 42:02
  eight, 32 months, about almost three years. And
• 42:06
  I'm kind of excited, not really, about turning
• 42:09
  33 in 14 days. But my, uh... My phone's acting
• 42:16
  up, so I'm like, do I need to get a new one?
• 42:19
  Final turn. Do you ever wonder what it would
• 42:28
  be like if you could like once a month, like
• 42:32
  just not have to sleep? If there was one day
• 42:35
  you could be like, yeah, I'm not going to sleep
• 42:38
  and just skip a night. To me, that would be...
• 42:41
  Absolutely amazing. Because I've been having
• 42:44
  back pain from sleeping lately. I sometimes try
• 42:47
  to sleep to my bed, my right side's against the
• 42:51
  wall, which is right next to my balcony. So if
• 42:55
  I sleep to the, wait, to the right's the wall.
• 42:57
  If I sleep to the left, when the sun comes up,
• 43:00
  which I should just be waking up, it keeps me
• 43:02
  up. So I'll sleep to the left. Look at Luna,
• 43:05
  her cuteness. And then I end up hurting my back.
• 43:11
  So everybody's always like, oh my God, it must
• 43:15
  be so great being tall. No, it's not. It's not
• 43:19
  great. Not a thing. I had a friend come up to
• 43:26
  me and he goes, I think radio is just a bunch
• 43:29
  of people with personality disorders trying to
• 43:32
  get along. And to me, I thought that was perfectly
• 43:36
  sad. I have a personality disorder. I have ADHD
• 43:42
  and bipolar. So to me, that was spot on. And
• 43:46
  I have this new mindset about radio. So when
• 43:50
  I interviewed Brother Wheeze, and Brother Wheeze
• 43:53
  pretty much said that he does not fear radio
• 43:57
  because he faced death in the Vietnam War. And
• 44:02
  my grandpa as well. faced death in World War
• 44:07
  II. So I think I can handle, you know, radio
• 44:12
  program directors. I think I can handle all of
• 44:15
  it. And before I get to my point about radio
• 44:22
  and how we need to stop taking it so seriously,
• 44:26
  here's a memory from February of when a brother
• 44:33
  weaves. Radio legend called my show. Mm -hmm.
• 44:38
  And talked about how he's not scared of radio.
• 44:42
  Mm. It's the same thing. Steve Donald was absolutely
• 44:51
  Howard Stern. I don't know how to be a radio
• 44:55
  guy in the city. Yeah. What was it like serving
• 45:00
  in the Vietnam War three times? You know, it's
• 45:05
  funny. You know, when I think about it a lot,
• 45:10
  I don't talk about it a lot, but I think about
• 45:13
  it a lot. And I think sometimes, now that I'm
• 45:18
  really old, sometimes I think that some of my
• 45:23
  best times were there. Yeah. Go ahead. No, my
• 45:30
  grandpa said the same thing about World War II.
• 45:33
  My grandpa was a frogman and was a part of the
• 45:36
  last battle of World War II, which was undocumented,
• 45:38
  where they thought the war was over, or they
• 45:41
  didn't know the war was over, and they kept fighting.
• 45:43
  And he never talked about it, and he went to
• 45:46
  the grave never telling me or the family anything,
• 45:49
  but he did say that it made him a better person.
• 45:53
  Oh, I can't. You know, it made my whole life.
• 45:56
  I mean, you know... Well, I came back after three
• 46:00
  trips. I mean, if I didn't go, I'd be who knows
• 46:05
  what. I wouldn't be this. What are some things
• 46:12
  that you learned from the Vietnam War? Not what
• 46:16
  happened there, but what are some things that
• 46:19
  you brought to radio and to being a concert promoter?
• 46:23
  That's a good question that I never thought about.
• 46:29
  Well, you know, I mean, the coolest thing about
• 46:34
  Vietnam was the camaraderie. When I was in the
• 46:38
  jungle, we used to say, this is as close as you
• 46:45
  can ever get to anybody. You can't be married,
• 46:49
  even your children. You'll never be as close
• 46:53
  as to the guys you were with in the jungle. And,
• 46:58
  you know, I brought that with me for the rest
• 47:03
  of my life. And the fact that I could have got
• 47:07
  killed a million times. That made me very brave
• 47:12
  back here in America where I knew it wouldn't
• 47:16
  happen. You know what I mean? No, so like, yeah,
• 47:20
  would it be like whenever you're getting into
• 47:22
  a fight with like a radio boss, you're kind of
• 47:24
  thinking like, well, at least I'm not at the
• 47:26
  Vietnam War, you know what I mean? Well, that's
• 47:30
  exactly what I'm saying. There was nothing that
• 47:34
  could scare me here. I know nobody's going to
• 47:38
  fucking fuck with me, bother me with your shit
• 47:43
  because of my past. You know, you don't have
• 47:47
  to talk about it, but that's what it does to
• 47:50
  you. There you go. Now, you've mentored so many
• 47:56
  people. All right, so search up Brother Weeds
• 47:58
  in the 70s. Fuck you, Rover. Anyway, let's get
• 48:05
  back to present day. We got a thing right here.
• 48:22
  Hey, YouTube, I'm you. This show's never perfect,
• 48:26
  ever. Actors have it so good. They're fake radio,
• 48:32
  uh, bitch. They can do another take. Me? I'm
• 48:38
  never perfect a day of my life. But I'm playing
• 48:43
  this war music. The same. I have a lot of friends
• 48:48
  in radio that got laid off. And a lot of people
• 48:53
  that got their hours cut, including me. And nothing
• 48:57
  scares me. If my grandpa would have died, happy
• 49:03
  hour would have never been on the radio. Because
• 49:07
  my dad would have never been born. And then my
• 49:11
  dad would have never knocked up my mom, which
• 49:12
  I believe he did on her birthday, because it's
• 49:14
  nine months later. Nothing scares me. Maybe a
• 49:22
  little bit. But keep your head up. Never give
• 49:27
  up. It's like in a Star Fox episode. Never give
• 49:30
  up. Trust your instinct. 2000s babies will get
• 49:36
  that reference if you played Star Fox. There's
• 49:47
  a thing that's real. driving me nuts is now that
• 49:53
  Hayden Panettiere is no longer on this planet,
• 49:55
  everybody's focusing on how she was probably
• 49:59
  a drug addict. Leave her alone. She's dead. Man.
• 50:05
  And we'll talk about it later. But I never call
• 50:09
  a woman a... I won't say it. I never call them
• 50:17
  that. You know, a runt replaced the R, I would
• 50:21
  have said. I hate calling women that. The head
• 50:28
  and pen of Terry's mom is a runt. Screwed your
• 50:32
  daughter and then you have that passive -aggressive
• 50:34
  quote. We'll talk about it later, but what a
• 50:36
  dirty, rotten broad. Just making women look bad.
• 50:41
  You know what else makes everybody look bad?
• 50:44
  I'm sick and tired of everybody taking selfies
• 50:48
  of them voting. Nobody cares. Wow. It's like
• 50:53
  people that want to like be, you know, telling
• 50:56
  everybody, oh my God, I'm going to become a parent.
• 50:59
  Wow. You had sex. What a noble thing. We're so
• 51:06
  proud of you. No one cares. Although I know the
• 51:11
  Florida Repair Republicans are freaking out.
• 51:14
  Why are they freaking out? They're freaking out
• 51:16
  because now there's going to be an African -American
• 51:19
  running for Republican. So all the racist Republicans,
• 51:22
  not all Republicans are racist, but all the racist
• 51:24
  Republicans now have a problem. You've been exposed.
• 51:31
  I was so disappointed last night. So there was
• 51:35
  like a BOGO deal. Buy one, get one free at Publix.
• 51:41
  for Hungryman meals. And I was like, you know,
• 51:43
  I don't want to feel like I'm 18 again. I want
• 51:46
  to get a Hungryman meal. I'm not saying that
• 51:52
  the Hungryman fried chicken meal back in the
• 51:54
  day was like equivalent to KFC or, I mean, it
• 51:58
  was probably better than Cracker Barrel. That
• 52:02
  is dreadful fried chicken. But oh my God, I've
• 52:07
  never had a more bland taste. They had a fried
• 52:12
  chicken last night. It was awful. And then they
• 52:17
  put in like barely any mashed potatoes. Like,
• 52:21
  man, these corporations are just screwing us.
• 52:25
  And Hungry Man, probably like a lot of companies,
• 52:27
  probably, you know, laid people off. You know
• 52:31
  what I say? This is my new happy one -on -one
• 52:34
  rule. I have not done happy one -on -one in a
• 52:38
  second. But I will tell you. You want to know
• 52:41
  what I'm going to tell you? I think if you have
• 52:45
  to do budget cuts as a CEO, everybody's paycheck
• 52:51
  should go down. So if the part -timers or the
• 52:56
  on -air talent take a, you know, a pay cut, you
• 53:00
  know who else should take a pay cut? The CEOs
• 53:03
  and all the bosses. It's only fair. Something
• 53:09
  I was thinking about. Man, the other day, I was
• 53:15
  just in my parking lot. I had some groceries.
• 53:18
  And I was walking to go up to my apartment. And
• 53:24
  I'm in the parking lot on a sidewalk. And there's
• 53:29
  like this little fire. It's almost like a lighter
• 53:32
  flick. But it was like on the ground, right?
• 53:34
  And it was like. I was like, did I just imagine
• 53:37
  that or am I really stoned? So you know what
• 53:40
  happened? A second later, it was this. I think
• 53:46
  I almost got struck by lightning. It's like that
• 53:52
  song that they play on the oldest channels. Lightning
• 53:55
  strikes again. Man, maybe I could have gone viral
• 54:03
  and gotten 70 downloads. Had I been struck by
• 54:09
  lightning. I think, though, I would rather get
• 54:14
  struck by lightning than talk about this next
• 54:16
  topic. Oh, jeez. So, I get an email yesterday.
• 54:26
  I used to have YouTube TV. I love... the idea
• 54:30
  of YouTube TV. But I don't love it. Let me explain.
• 54:36
  So what happened was this. I get an email. Let
• 54:40
  me open this up. The exact email I got from YouTube
• 54:43
  TV. It gave me a dopamine hit. I was so excited.
• 54:48
  It said, come back and pay less for the TV you
• 54:51
  love. YouTube TV now has 10 new plans, including
• 54:54
  a 54 bucks a month, blah, blah, blah. So I click
• 54:58
  on it. And I go to get a 10 day, um, you know,
• 55:03
  free trial. And it's, first of all, it says,
• 55:06
  welcome back. And I'm like, yes, the credit card
• 55:09
  went through, but I had the money, but I mean,
• 55:11
  everything worked, but then it says under it,
• 55:14
  it says in big letters, welcome back. And then
• 55:17
  it says, you're no longer eligible for a free
• 55:20
  trial, but you can restart your membership anytime.
• 55:23
  Hey, YouTube TV. I'm never going to support you
• 55:27
  again. You're douchebags. How the hell are you
• 55:31
  going to go saying that I'm going to get a discount?
• 55:34
  And then you're like, no, pay the 94 bucks. First
• 55:36
  of all, a thousand dollars to not pick really
• 55:39
  what you want to watch on TV is nonsense. You
• 55:43
  can always find a way to, and what I mean by
• 55:45
  that is you can always find a way to watch sports.
• 55:48
  Go to any bar, any of the websites, Hulu, you
• 55:52
  can get a package for 33 bucks to get ESPN, Peacock
• 55:55
  Show Sports. What I'm saying is this. There's
• 56:00
  no point of cable because like you want to watch
• 56:03
  Family Guy or let's say Bob's Burgers and Adult
• 56:05
  Swim even though I can't stand that show. You
• 56:07
  got like so many commercials. But if you watch
• 56:11
  it on the streaming service, you got two minutes
• 56:13
  of commercials. Or as Jen Alpha says, ads, which
• 56:16
  bothers me. But no, YouTube TV, kiss my ass.
• 56:21
  I'm not coming back. I had a friend, it was actually
• 56:25
  Sean, who's the owner of O2 Kaba Bar in Largo.
• 56:29
  She said that you can legally, they have to give
• 56:32
  you that, you know, that discount because they
• 56:35
  promoted it. But I don't want to go through all
• 56:37
  the work. The only thing I really miss about
• 56:40
  YouTube TV is the on -demand feature. They got
• 56:43
  a good on -demand selection of all the Adult
• 56:45
  Swim cartoons because the Adult Swim app sucks.
• 56:48
  And then if you have a movie that's not on a
• 56:49
  streaming service, if it airs on TV, you can
• 56:51
  tape it. But besides that, YouTube TV, I love
• 56:55
  the idea of you. It's like dating a bougie girl
• 56:58
  that's expensive. And you kind of like the girl.
• 57:00
  You kind of care about her. But she's way too
• 57:03
  expensive. And you're like, babe, I love the
• 57:05
  idea of you. I can't do it. need to be affectionate
• 57:36
  and you can see that with barack and michelle
• 57:39
  as well they do a lot of touching kissing even
• 57:42
  fisting the semen was so big it's not lacking
• 57:50
  any meat and that's what real women need stop
• 57:54
  cussing It looks like you went and got a job
• 57:59
  on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be
• 58:02
  in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
• 58:04
  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
• 58:06
  getting railed. But as a reminder, if you don't
• 58:10
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 58:12
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 58:15
  pride in his selection. So stick around, folks.
• 58:18
  Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right here.
• 58:21
  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
• 58:24
  back. Out here in the danger zone. You don't
• 58:51
  want the convicts to come through next. It at
• 58:53
  your feet, make you one, two step. It be Sierra,
• 58:56
  yeah. You can scatter, but it might be even badder.
• 58:59
  If I catch you on the bound, kick the Nike in
• 59:01
  your bladder. I got the whole town hooked over
• 59:03
  this dope. And I'ma smoke till I'm old as the
• 59:05
  Pope. Serial Boa remote. I ain't broke, I hit
• 59:08
  the score with a brick. Yeah, that's why they
• 59:10
  playin' to the wall. I did it. I used to have
• 59:12
  big dreams, now all of them square. Lingerie
• 59:15
  on silicone, ballin' in tip. Niggas wind up in
• 59:18
  the sky for a dollar. But I'ma kick it. And most
• 59:21
  these niggas dyin' over nada Babies need milk
• 59:24
  and baby mamas need brotha Daddy got pride, that's
• 59:27
  why he got fried And it happens every weekend,
• 59:29
  that's why we outside Buying cameras for the
• 59:31
  store, niggas gon' need more We'll need to run,
• 59:35
  we'll be following you everywhere you go So if
• 59:38
  you don't need a hiding space, you need a gun
• 59:40
  You need a clip, a little heart, and then a spark
• 59:44
  Or be a victim of society You know how it goes
• 59:46
  down out here, man You better load up your weapons,
• 59:51
  baby, come outside, bitch Need a scheme on you,
• 59:53
  man, the hood ain't right You'll be a victim
• 59:55
  of society Come take a look at where I come from
• 59:58
  Man, that's fucked up, what happened to you?
• 1:00:02
  Shorty rolled up on his mom, girls clappin' the
• 1:00:04
  rule Retaliation from a robbery in back of the
• 1:00:07
  school Left him bodily harmed, spent all that
• 1:00:09
  through the gat in the pond It goes on out here,
• 1:00:12
  go day long out here That's all I hear Watch
• 1:00:16
  your back, gotta tell me, spray at your runners.
• 1:00:19
  Right in the parking lot, like AWACS emitters.
• 1:00:21
  The money's sent to us, I will wave caps to vendors.
• 1:00:24
  Make backs and spinners, great packs and dinners.
• 1:00:27
  I'm blown drove, be no haze, black and spinach.
• 1:00:29
  If you hit it too hard, you'd be dazed back for
• 1:00:32
  minutes. Howl to wrong shit, spend days at your
• 1:00:34
  dentist. Getting it deep straightened, just cause
• 1:00:37
  you was hating. You met Jamaica, now it's time
• 1:00:39
  to meet Satan. And you barely use the only thing
• 1:00:42
  left when we wake up. No need to run, we'll be
• 1:00:45
  fine. is you everywhere you go so if you don't
• 1:00:47
  need a hiding space you need a gun you need a
• 1:00:50
  clip a little heart Into the spark, be a victim
• 1:00:54
  of society You got to be a stupid motherfucker
• 1:00:56
  not to have one out here You better load up your
• 1:01:00
  weapon when you come outside These niggas scheme
• 1:01:02
  on you, man, the hood ain't right Be a victim
• 1:01:05
  of society Stop all that pillow talking I saw
• 1:01:08
  niggas with their shit knocked back These industry
• 1:01:09
  niggas playin' the road, they ain't from the
• 1:01:12
  street They underestimate the strong when they
• 1:01:14
  be the weak Your boy gon' rep the unit till they
• 1:01:16
  put him to sleep Gotta bring Vietnam to your
• 1:01:19
  hood in a bleak Before I hop in my Impala with
• 1:01:22
  my head in the breeze, I say a prayer for the
• 1:01:24
  G's like my homeboy cheese, there won't be no
• 1:01:26
  more pops or no more HP's, shawty tied to his
• 1:01:29
  hip, knocking on his knees, man this is for the
• 1:01:32
  niggas in the can, with a stretch for the bull
• 1:01:34
  ring, and an old man from the jacks for the loose
• 1:01:37
  cannons, they understand that they next as they
• 1:01:39
  boxed in, caught in a jam and they stressed,
• 1:01:42
  I got no problem clipping a rookie, man you damn
• 1:01:44
  near bitch, all you missing is the tits and the
• 1:01:46
  pussy, yeah, I goes hard for the chair, for I
• 1:01:49
  sold more records than the whole town, We'll
• 1:01:54
  be right back. All right, that's getting annoying.
• 1:02:33
  All righty, let's see what we have. All right,
• 1:02:35
  here with this button that we're going to press
• 1:02:37
  right here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese
• 1:02:40
  from the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're
• 1:02:42
  listening to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan
• 1:02:46
  Hoppy on the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love
• 1:02:49
  when people add the radio legend part. It boosts
• 1:02:51
  my ego. The show you secretly listen to, and
• 1:02:54
  that includes you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages.
• 1:02:58
  Whatever. Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
• 1:03:01
  Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart,
• 1:03:13
  you know you like to hop. And now for something
• 1:03:16
  completely different. Door is closing. Thank
• 1:03:35
  you. And the other stations are tuned in too.
• 1:04:54
  We'll be right back. We'll be right back. UNFOLD
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  8 -5 -6. 49 -Hobby. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7
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  -3. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio. You
• 1:06:50
  can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio. At I -G
• 1:06:56
  -M -O. I don't. I come. Yeah, we have so much
• 1:07:06
  to get into. I want to let you know if you're
• 1:07:10
  listening in Fresno, I appreciate it. Shout out
• 1:07:16
  to our program director, Alex. All right. Let
• 1:07:26
  me first turn on the light in this studio because
• 1:07:28
  I need to have a little bit of energy. It may
• 1:07:32
  not seem like I don't have energy, but I'm like,
• 1:07:35
  you know, overcompensating because once the show's
• 1:07:37
  over. That's usually when I crash. Usually when
• 1:07:42
  I kind of fold. Okay. Let's look at all the stuff
• 1:07:46
  happening on Instagram. YouTube has announced
• 1:07:54
  it will count views from the first frame of the
• 1:07:56
  video. So they were probably losing influencers
• 1:08:00
  and freaking out. WWE superstar Tiffany Stratton
• 1:08:06
  asked Neon why he faked his death. For you? Yeah.
• 1:08:09
  Um, why'd you fake your death? I didn't. Wow.
• 1:08:16
  I didn't. Neon does this annoying thing where
• 1:08:18
  like, he'll do something and then he's like,
• 1:08:21
  he's like very overdramatic. He's like, shut
• 1:08:24
  up. Just curious. 13, 14 years old. Um, I was
• 1:08:29
  like, you know what? Remember that I told you
• 1:08:31
  that era? I was like, what can I do to get people
• 1:08:33
  to talk about me. Yeah. Yeah, but the funny part
• 1:08:36
  is this woman works for the WWE, so I was like,
• 1:08:38
  you're a part of fake entertainment too, honey!
• 1:08:41
  And I was like, you know what? That's not the
• 1:08:43
  right thing to do. I was like, I'm gonna hack.
• 1:08:44
  Whatever, I don't care. Whatever, fucking douchebag.
• 1:08:48
  Oh yeah, here's Trump going off on a reporter
• 1:08:52
  like a loser! I don't know. Quiet, quiet. You're
• 1:08:56
  very disrespectful in front of this young man.
• 1:08:58
  Okay? Don't you find her disrespectful? What
• 1:09:01
  a pig. Your wife cheating on you with someone
• 1:09:05
  who has sex with her better than you. Cause you
• 1:09:07
  probably have a small dick. A judge has officially
• 1:09:10
  ruled that the prosecution can use all the phones
• 1:09:13
  against little Derek. Yeah. There's a song called
• 1:09:17
  this ain't what, what you want. That is definitely
• 1:09:20
  not what he wants. Cause he's right here. That's
• 1:09:26
  another one of his songs. Hey, the penitentiary
• 1:09:31
  says she was given happy pills at 16. I was given
• 1:09:33
  them at five somewhere. Cardi B says she's putting
• 1:09:39
  her kids in boxing to learn self -defense. Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  When you got a dirty or odd and idiot like Cardi
• 1:09:44
  B is a mom. Yeah, you're definitely going to
• 1:09:49
  need self -defense. Here's a clip that went viral
• 1:09:52
  10 years ago that's coming back. Miley Cyrus
• 1:09:57
  calling Matt Lauer. Is it a phase? Is this a
• 1:10:02
  phase? Is the sexual side of you that we're seeing
• 1:10:05
  a lot of right now something that's going to
• 1:10:07
  be here for a while and then move on to something
• 1:10:09
  else? Well, I heard when you turn 40, things
• 1:10:11
  start to go a little less sexual. Oh, Jay! Probably
• 1:10:14
  around 40, around that time, I heard that's when
• 1:10:16
  people don't have sex anymore. So I guess maybe
• 1:10:19
  around then. Do you know how old I am? I'm going
• 1:10:22
  to guess 40. I love you again. 55. 55. Oh, well,
• 1:10:28
  then you're really definitely not sexually active.
• 1:10:31
  Oh, yeah! She got him good, man. Oh, she got
• 1:10:36
  him! What's going on with this douche? Mm -hmm.
• 1:10:40
  All right, guys, how about a little stand -up
• 1:10:42
  to get us started? This comedian has just made
• 1:10:44
  history. Here's Nate Bargatze. I probably can't
• 1:10:49
  play it because of copyright, but he broke the
• 1:10:51
  record for most tickets sold. I think my mom
• 1:10:54
  likes it more than me. She loves her Nate Bargatze,
• 1:11:00
  man. She adores it. Drives me nuts. Here is DJ
• 1:11:05
  Academics talking about Blueface's baby shower.
• 1:11:09
  Dog is baby mama out on camera. Dog is other
• 1:11:12
  baby mama out on camera. He's only down to be
• 1:11:14
  a father on camera. He's doing everything for
• 1:11:17
  us. We have to support Blueface. Now you know.
• 1:11:21
  He's a loser. Yes, he's successful. But he makes
• 1:11:25
  all men look bad. Look at him. He's an idiot.
• 1:11:31
  A Detroit TV anchor was fired after she was caught
• 1:11:34
  on camera calling her colleague a bitch. That
• 1:11:39
  had to be a terrible feeling when you realize
• 1:11:43
  it was all on camera. It can't really feel good
• 1:11:47
  in the club. I am. I'm in Amy's script. The Amy's
• 1:11:51
  Angels one. The second thing didn't make sense,
• 1:11:55
  so I was just trying to fix that part. Man, she's
• 1:11:58
  a hot piece of ass, huh? I know, but I didn't
• 1:12:03
  have time because we have to do this while I
• 1:12:04
  was still reading it. See, I mean... Oh, good
• 1:12:07
  for you! If I may quote Christian Slater. I can't
• 1:12:11
  wait for you to go through them all and then
• 1:12:13
  I go through them because then I'm already getting
• 1:12:15
  ready by then. But this time we had to do...
• 1:12:16
  Liar, huh? You sound like an insufferable twat.
• 1:12:19
  The PSAs, so. Mm -hmm. Finish what? What I was
• 1:12:24
  trying to say. Okay, because Sean just came in
• 1:12:26
  here and said something about marking off. Go
• 1:12:28
  ahead. She sounded insufferable. You know dating
• 1:12:32
  her would be the worst. She never shut up. I
• 1:12:37
  don't think you are. You're walking out really
• 1:12:38
  angry. Why are you going to be about the word
• 1:12:42
  bitch? God, the algorithm is so sensitive. Someday
• 1:12:46
  we're going to be worm meat or dust. It won't
• 1:12:48
  matter. The algorithm will outlive us. Here is...
• 1:12:58
  Jenna Elfman. She was on that sitcom accidentally
• 1:13:01
  on purpose in 2009 where it was kind of like
• 1:13:05
  another version of Knocked Up where she had a
• 1:13:07
  kid with a one night stand and it got canceled
• 1:13:09
  after one season. But here she is telling Conan
• 1:13:12
  the secret to 22 years of marriage. It's having
• 1:13:15
  sex once a week at least. Quite a while. 22 years?
• 1:13:18
  Yeah. That's like 150 in Hollywood years. Yeah.
• 1:13:21
  22 years. Good for you. What do you think is
• 1:13:26
  the key to keeping a marriage going that long?
• 1:13:29
  Well, I mean, you have to have sex. Oh, yeah!
• 1:13:35
  You make that sound like, you know, it's punishment,
• 1:13:40
  but... You kind of see what my timeline is. Here's
• 1:13:48
  a popular YouTuber, Miss Rachel, urging folks
• 1:13:51
  to listen to the black community. The black community.
• 1:13:53
  Black people don't hang themselves from trees.
• 1:13:55
  There's been at least seven black people found.
• 1:13:59
  I love Miss Rachel. God, I would plow her. Hanging
• 1:14:03
  from trees. Please listen to the black community.
• 1:14:06
  Black people don't hang themselves from trees.
• 1:14:09
  That was it. Real powerful. I mean, I don't want
• 1:14:14
  black people to be hung from trees, but maybe
• 1:14:16
  you could have given a little more of an opinion.
• 1:14:19
  Just a little bit. A little something else. That's
• 1:14:23
  it. Jesus Christ. Here's Jason Love, who banged
• 1:14:30
  out ahead of 22's wife. Much better than he does.
• 1:14:33
  Saying if he would date Kris Kardashian. For
• 1:14:36
  example, would you fuck Kris Jenner? Kris Jenner.
• 1:14:39
  Isn't it, uh... Kardashian mom. Oh, yeah. Wait.
• 1:14:48
  She's a kind of hot older lady, but I don't know.
• 1:14:51
  I don't think so. God, you know there's collabs
• 1:14:55
  down there. That would be a good look for me.
• 1:14:58
  That would be sheer chaos. Chaos. Like, oh, yeah.
• 1:15:05
  I don't have to hard pass on that one. Yeah,
• 1:15:10
  he knows it would ruin his life. What's going
• 1:15:14
  on here? Here's a black guy giving an unfiltered
• 1:15:21
  reaction to Hayden Panettiere dying. This is
• 1:15:23
  very different than the other reactions you're
• 1:15:25
  hearing across the country. Yeah, we definitely
• 1:15:43
  wanted to plow her. Yeah, if she was a hot piece
• 1:15:52
  of ass and bring her on. And I can say that because
• 1:15:55
  I'm the same age as her, okay? Hell yeah. We
• 1:16:03
  need that guy as a politician. Shit fucked up,
• 1:16:05
  man. Julian Newman's dad says the threesome they've
• 1:16:11
  been waiting for while talking about Neon, his
• 1:16:14
  daughter, Jaden, and Zach Levine's sister, Cameron,
• 1:16:17
  is very hot. God, he's a fucking dark. You're
• 1:16:31
  famous because of daddy's money. Surprise, you
• 1:16:35
  haven't been on your show show yet. The third
• 1:16:38
  man. I came off the bench. Yeah. I'm in the game.
• 1:16:42
  You came off the bench? Yeah. What a douchebag.
• 1:16:49
  I first kind of liked him. I thought he was okay.
• 1:16:53
  But no, I'm just not as much. Andrew Gill is
• 1:16:57
  going to go to rehab. Yeah. Whatever. Here is
• 1:17:05
  Blueface examining Nivea's newborn baby, saying,
• 1:17:09
  I think I'm the baby daddy, even though he's
• 1:17:10
  the one having more sex than her. He's smelling
• 1:17:23
  it. I think I'm the baby daddy. I think you are
• 1:17:33
  too. It's very strange. He's a weird guy. Adam
• 1:17:42
  22 and wife Lena the plug testify in court over
• 1:17:45
  fake restraining order. Yeah, that was definitely
• 1:17:47
  a publicity stunt. You're telling me a couple
• 1:17:52
  that has sex on camera that does money shots.
• 1:17:55
  You're telling me they would lie to us. No way.
• 1:17:58
  What a surprise. Can't believe it. Oh, I'm taking
• 1:18:03
  back. Here's before Navea gave birth. Here's
• 1:18:11
  Navea talking. It says, Blueface let Navea know
• 1:18:17
  not to get in the way of his money or else she'll
• 1:18:19
  be replaced. What a good guy. I'm chilling. Getting
• 1:18:22
  in the way of this money. That's the fastest
• 1:18:24
  way out of here. Getting money? Getting in the
• 1:18:27
  way of it. That's all I give a fuck about. I
• 1:18:29
  don't give a fuck about no bitch. Boys, do you
• 1:18:35
  want to know the hottest thing that you can do
• 1:18:37
  for a girl? Let you in on a little secret. All
• 1:18:40
  girls have this one fantasy. One thing that they
• 1:18:44
  want. We want to be shut up with a kiss. We are
• 1:18:47
  so stressed. We're just talking, babbling, yapping
• 1:18:50
  on. And you just come in and kiss us. I shouldn't
• 1:18:55
  do that. I can kiss one ear. I can kiss your
• 1:19:00
  unconventional lip. here's a lot of road saying
• 1:19:04
  she used to fake orgasms yes yes yes so but then
• 1:19:09
  i also think there are girls that because i think
• 1:19:11
  guys don't would never fake that so then well
• 1:19:14
  you really can't because you gotta you know come
• 1:19:16
  girls who are known to sometimes fake orgasms
• 1:19:18
  which like i faked an orgasm in my life are you
• 1:19:20
  fucking kidding of course i will not sit here
• 1:19:22
  and be like never in my life have i not faked
• 1:19:24
  one like i have your body i'm enjoying it but
• 1:19:27
  i've been with some guys that i'm like okay this
• 1:19:29
  needs to like wrap up i had great time but like
• 1:19:31
  let's go yeah uh you're horror god what an annoying
• 1:19:38
  broad uh sony ceo says the company has not decided
• 1:19:43
  on a launch date for the ps6 man they're just
• 1:19:45
  pushing it back oh what's going on here 8 5 6
• 1:19:57
  49 happy Here's Blueface going off on Navea's
• 1:20:02
  grandmother. I'm about to say, why is your grandma
• 1:20:05
  not at your baby shower? I read the message she's
• 1:20:10
  watching right now. Why is she not here? She
• 1:20:12
  said because of cancer in her back. Bitch ain't
• 1:20:15
  got no cancer in her back. She has cancer in
• 1:20:20
  her back. That's what she said. I have the message.
• 1:20:23
  Cancer in her back. I bet she said that after
• 1:20:26
  she saw me say why she's not here. Why do you
• 1:20:29
  argue so much? Who's arguing? That's what I'm
• 1:20:31
  saying. You're being so mean. You don't know
• 1:20:33
  how politics work. It's supposed to be a good
• 1:20:35
  day. I don't think I want to just sit up and
• 1:20:36
  argue. You don't know how politics work. Yeah,
• 1:20:40
  she should have been here. I never had a moment
• 1:20:42
  like this before. So after that moment, that
• 1:20:45
  bitch don't matter. What a douchebag. Here is
• 1:20:48
  Hayden Panettiere saying Hollywood taught her
• 1:20:50
  when she found, when they found out she can cry
• 1:20:52
  on. on cue that they made her cry in scenes when
• 1:20:56
  your your mother is chosen to take the eight
• 1:21:00
  month old baby to uh the audition rooms into
• 1:21:06
  those audition rooms and and it went from there
• 1:21:09
  and progressed into 50 commercials by the time
• 1:21:12
  i was five i was on a soap opera by four years
• 1:21:15
  old And it said it never stopped. Man, she never
• 1:21:20
  had a childhood. What a horrible mom. It was
• 1:21:23
  every moment on set. I didn't care about anybody
• 1:21:27
  else's opinion but my mom's. I didn't. Alex Cooper
• 1:21:33
  is going to buy a baby registry for her fans.
• 1:21:37
  It's very nice of her. Mary J. Blas says she
• 1:21:41
  wishes she had kids. People struggling. I saw
• 1:21:43
  a lot of, you know, my family members needing
• 1:21:45
  babysitters and, you know. That's probably why
• 1:21:48
  it was so easy for her to be a terrible mom as
• 1:21:50
  the character on, you know, the show known as
• 1:21:54
  Power. But she's never been a mom. It's probably
• 1:21:57
  easy for her. Them not having a choice, you know,
• 1:22:00
  no freedom. So when you're younger. That's the
• 1:22:06
  choice. Those are the words you make. Those are
• 1:22:08
  the choices you make. I don't want any kids.
• 1:22:10
  But then when you get older, you start to see
• 1:22:13
  how valuable their teenagers are to them. Mm
• 1:22:16
  -hmm. Yeah. Mm -hmm. Here's Tiffany Stratton
• 1:22:24
  asking, pretty much asking Neon to buy her a
• 1:22:28
  bag, a Birkin bag. Purses. Ooh! Oh! Okay, we
• 1:22:32
  got purse number one right here. I love purses.
• 1:22:34
  Yeah, this is like my travel. Do you like purses?
• 1:22:38
  Well, yeah, just like, not like for me as a hat,
• 1:22:41
  but like... Didn't you buy Alabama Birkin? Oh,
• 1:22:43
  I did. No? No, I didn't. Yeah, no, I didn't.
• 1:22:48
  I'm sorry. No, it's fine. Wow, he must really
• 1:22:51
  regret it. Um... I didn't. I like Chanel backs.
• 1:22:54
  Yeah, Chanel's great. Chanel, Gucci... Oh, well.
• 1:22:57
  I just got a boyfriend. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Ah,
• 1:23:00
  Tampa Bay made TMZ. Right here. Let me turn it
• 1:23:06
  up in the club. After investigators say he misused
• 1:23:09
  flop cameras to track his estranged wife, court
• 1:23:13
  documents say Officer Christopher Goodson searched
• 1:23:16
  for his wife's license plate 717 times. Loser!
• 1:23:21
  That's why I don't like flop cameras! They're
• 1:23:25
  being used wrong. Only on Hoppy Hour can you
• 1:23:28
  go from flat cameras to talking about a smelly
• 1:23:31
  vagina. I've heard my shit taste like broth,
• 1:23:34
  and that's fine with me. I love a good broth.
• 1:23:38
  It smells like fish, too. Here's Hayden Penetieri
• 1:23:43
  saying she just wanted her mom to be a mom. I
• 1:23:45
  finally got the guts to, got the courage to.
• 1:23:51
  split from her as business wise because I desperately
• 1:23:55
  wanted a relationship with her desperately wanted
• 1:23:58
  her to just be my mom yeah that wasn't going
• 1:24:01
  to happen and an NLE chopper is trying to see
• 1:24:07
  his kid and his dumb baby mom is holding it back
• 1:24:10
  from him you make all women look bad you idiot
• 1:24:13
  ah Chris Watts has a new wife named Lizzie. She's
• 1:24:17
  pretty hot, but anybody that romanticizes murderers
• 1:24:20
  who is a woman is a loser. No class pig. 856.
• 1:24:30
  49 happy. Here's this funny video. It's from
• 1:24:32
  the 80s. It's anti -porn. Oh, geez. Down on pornography.
• 1:24:38
  This one didn't. The clerk was arrested here
• 1:24:41
  last week by the department. At a porn store.
• 1:24:43
  Public safety and Fort Worth police for selling
• 1:24:46
  obscene material. Oh, yeah. In the past month,
• 1:24:51
  there have been 24 such arrests in Fort Worth.
• 1:24:53
  Last night, I went out and bought this book.
• 1:24:57
  Take a quick look at that book. It's a porno.
• 1:25:07
  I thought that was going to be funnier. That
• 1:25:13
  was definitely worthy of the car crash and a
• 1:25:17
  going to break. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour will be
• 1:26:05
  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:26:08
  Whatever. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 1:26:16
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 1:26:19
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 1:26:22
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
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  so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:26:31
  what real women need. Cousin! Cousin! Stop cussing!
• 1:26:36
  It looks like you went and got a b***h job. On
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  the iPad screen, whatever the case might be,
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  in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever, like,
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  thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
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  railed, but... As a reminder, if you don't feel
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  worry, President. We'll be right back. We'll
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  be right back. I got enough. Oh, anyway. Yeah.
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  Bitch, I'm a beast. Oh, I'm a dog. Yeah, you
• 1:28:04
  know that. I'm a beast. I'm a dog. I'm a beast.
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  Oh, I'm a dog. You know that. Never entertain
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  the suckers with the hate and bitterness. I'm
• 1:28:15
  on the app playing table tennis. It's discipline.
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  Women's tennis. Adultery. Compulsively. I'm an
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  admitin' Bitch, I'm a beast, oh, I'm a dog, yeah,
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  you know that I'm a beast I'm a dog, I'm a beast,
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  you know that I'm a beast I'm a dog, bitch, I'm
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  a beast, oh, I'm a dog, yeah, you know that Okay,
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• 1:29:43
  soft on them But now it's time to go hard, bustin',
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  bangin', boom, go Thought I was fly like I had
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  a pigeon on my back. But I got the scissors on
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  you shall find. We be on the grind. I'm bout
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  my Frankenstein. You know me. From my Lincoln's
• 1:30:21
  to my Franklin's. See, I made that money's critch.
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  It couldn't nick like an inkling. Keep them bitches
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• 1:30:30
  And if the bitch boy queen get angry Then my
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  niggas turn around and tell his whole clique
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  Lil Wayne sounds bad live in concert? Oh, wow.
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  Lil Wayne's live shows have become quite the
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  roller coaster lately. Based on what I'm seeing,
• 1:31:28
  it's a mix of things. His vocal stamina seems
• 1:31:31
  to be taking a hit from years of touring and
• 1:31:33
  recording. Plus, he's been coming back. It's
• 1:31:39
  not as into it as he used to be. And the sound
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  quality at shows has been pretty inconsistent,
• 1:31:44
  too. Alexa, can you say welcome back to Hoppy
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  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. That
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  All right. Enough of that. Let's get to TMZ.
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  TMZ. Okay, somebody is... clearly under Donald
• 1:35:16
  Trump's skin. And that is John Ossoff. Everyone's
• 1:35:19
  under that loser's skin! Who Donald Trump is
• 1:35:24
  now referred to as... John Ossoff said that Trump
• 1:35:28
  is interested in flying around in his Qatari
• 1:35:31
  jet with his aide Natalie Harp instead of doing
• 1:35:33
  his job. What happened to female empowerment?
• 1:35:36
  He suggests his young female aide is sleeping
• 1:35:37
  with her boss. Why did he take her on that plane
• 1:35:40
  and leave Marco Romeo on the viewpoint jet? She's
• 1:35:44
  cuter than Marco would be. Hayden Panettiere's
• 1:35:48
  ex, Brian Hickerson, was at the scene. Loser!
• 1:35:52
  This guy's a dirtbag! The apartment that she
• 1:35:56
  passed away in. The police department incident
• 1:35:59
  report notes that Brian was not emotional up
• 1:36:02
  until she was pronounced dead at the scene. Also,
• 1:36:05
  Brian gave police a bag of medication that she
• 1:36:08
  had been taking at the time of her death. 59
• 1:36:11
  -year -old Sama Hayek is now a grandmother. What?
• 1:36:14
  Her stepson and his wife had a baby boy. God,
• 1:36:17
  she's so freaking hot. I would demolish her.
• 1:36:21
  Mm -hmm. And Sama posted videos, which can't
• 1:36:25
  help but remind me. All right. She's being a
• 1:36:27
  MILF. A GILF, actually. Not a MILF. Even though
• 1:36:31
  she's a MILF. God, she's freaking hot. No! Police
• 1:36:40
  are sharing information after new human remains
• 1:36:42
  were discovered near Nancy Guthrie's home. As
• 1:36:45
  the search for the 84 -year -old continues, Pima
• 1:36:47
  County Sheriff Chris Nanos, whose department
• 1:36:49
  has been working in tandem with the FBI to locate
• 1:36:52
  Nancy, addresses reports of human remains found
• 1:36:55
  in the area. Sharing in a statement on next August
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  17th, PCSD search and rescue deputy. I don't
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  think the human remains exist. I think her body's
• 1:37:03
  gone. Police are responding to reports of human
• 1:37:06
  remains found in a desert area near West Ajo
• 1:37:09
  Way. and South La Cholla Boulevard. At this time,
• 1:37:11
  there is no indication they are connected to
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  the Nancy... Yeah, that's the problem. It's not
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  connected at all. Mm -hmm. The wedding was fake.
• 1:37:21
  Fake marriage. Wait, wait, wait, guys. Shut up.
• 1:37:23
  Harry Jousey is clapping back at theories that
• 1:37:26
  his TV wedding was just for show. Of course it
• 1:37:29
  was! It's reality TV! The 29 -year -old who signed
• 1:37:34
  up to find the love of his life by dating 20
• 1:37:37
  different fiancées. Man, that is so much of a
• 1:37:39
  loser. I don't care how pretty you are. You have
• 1:37:43
  to find women on a dating show. You're a douche.
• 1:37:45
  On Let's Marry Harry, shut down speculation that
• 1:37:48
  his finale wedding to Amber Mozo isn't for real
• 1:37:51
  because of... I'll be broken up in two days.
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  You know what I mean? That ain't gonna last long.
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  I know that. You know, he's a very popular actor.
• 1:38:04
  I know that the director is a popular guy. But
• 1:38:08
  I also have some questions. You know, what's
• 1:38:11
  Hollywood's motive here? Chris Hansen breaking
• 1:38:14
  his silence on primetime. God, Chris Hansen's
• 1:38:18
  such a douchebag! Coming thriller based on the
• 1:38:22
  making of his series To Catch a Predator. I'm
• 1:38:25
  Chris Hansen. To Catch a Predator! And you're
• 1:38:32
  about to be a part of television history. All
• 1:38:36
  right, so he's just not really a fan of them
• 1:38:39
  making a movie about him. I felt old that they're
• 1:38:41
  making a movie about to catch a predator. That's
• 1:38:43
  crazy. Feels like it just came out. And Hathaway
• 1:38:48
  is keeping the gender of her baby a secret. God
• 1:38:51
  damn it. I thought I had a chance to knock her
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  up. Even though I got a vasectomy, so I technically
• 1:38:58
  can't have kids. So even if she was like, hey,
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  Ryan. Make me a baby! The problem would be this.
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  Did you know that Ryan Hoppy got a vasectomy?
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  Well, now you know. And we aren't even sure why
• 1:39:10
  we told you. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Even
• 1:39:13
  when put on the spot by a fan. While accepting
• 1:39:16
  her Disney Legend honour at D23, the ultimate
• 1:39:19
  Disney fan event, August 16th, the pregnant Princess
• 1:39:23
  Diaries star was interrupted by someone in the
• 1:39:26
  audience who shouted a question about whether
• 1:39:28
  she's expecting a boy or a girl. And she didn't
• 1:39:32
  want to answer. Yeah, we're going to find out.
• 1:39:37
  I don't know why you're hiding it. This is my
• 1:39:40
  favorite question to get asked. Arrested development
• 1:39:43
  alum Alia Shotkat. Oh, my God. Maybe such a hot
• 1:39:46
  piece of ass. Setting the record straight on
• 1:39:48
  those Brad Pitt dating rumors. The 37 -year -old
• 1:39:51
  appeared alongside her The Wrong Girls co -star
• 1:39:54
  Kristen Stewart on Watch What Happens Live August
• 1:39:56
  16th, and host Andy Cohen jumped right into getting
• 1:39:59
  the tea on where Alia stood with Brad Pitt back
• 1:40:05
  in 2019, when speculation the actress and the
• 1:40:08
  Oscar winner were seeing each other began. I
• 1:40:11
  was obsessed with the Brad Pitt dating rumors.
• 1:40:14
  Oh, me too. How did they start? I was enthralled.
• 1:40:19
  All right, if she is drinking some alcohol. How
• 1:40:22
  did they? How did that? How did that? I want
• 1:40:24
  to blow you. Talking about her, not Andy Phan.
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  Come to me. This is my favorite question to get
• 1:40:31
  asked. Alia then lays out the truth on where
• 1:40:33
  their relationship is now. And spoiler, she and
• 1:40:36
  Pitt are strictly platonic. Yeah, they banged
• 1:40:39
  a long bit. Mm -hmm. Jake has very quickly graduated
• 1:40:44
  from boyfriend to fiance. We're getting married.
• 1:40:48
  We're so excited. I'm very happy in my love life.
• 1:40:53
  The happiest I've ever been. Got it. Whitney
• 1:40:57
  Waythor may want to change the name of her hit
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  TLC series from My Big Fat Fabulous Life to My
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  Big Fabulous Engaged Life. Whatever. She seems
• 1:41:07
  like a nice person. Live from New York, it's
• 1:41:13
  Elsie Hewitt with a special shout out to her
• 1:41:15
  ex, Pete Davidson. After attending Olivia Deen's
• 1:41:19
  The Art of Loving Live tour stop in New York
• 1:41:21
  City, Elsie shares how much the singer's music
• 1:41:24
  has meant to her and eight -month -old daughter,
• 1:41:26
  Scottie Rose. I feel good. Whom she shares with
• 1:41:30
  Pete. Writing in an August 18th Instagram post,
• 1:41:34
  we dance to Olivia Deen every day. It's our album.
• 1:41:37
  Her music has given me so much and been with
• 1:41:40
  us through every up and down this year. And Olivia's
• 1:41:43
  music isn't just a soundtrack to their dance
• 1:41:45
  parties. Elsie reveals one song also played a
• 1:41:48
  part in a major milestone for their... I love
• 1:41:51
  the millennial thing she does of not showing
• 1:41:53
  her kid's face. They didn't sign up for this!
• 1:41:57
  Otter setting the post to Olivia Dean's song,
• 1:42:00
  Baby Steps. Elsie writes, Scotty crawled for
• 1:42:03
  the first time to this song. What's going on
• 1:42:09
  here? Today on TMZ. Well, this is kind of interesting.
• 1:42:17
  Matthew McConaughey used his celebrity status
• 1:42:20
  to get out of a ticket, but his status had to
• 1:42:24
  do with knowing J -Lo. Oh, yeah! You guys know
• 1:42:28
  Jennifer Lopez? Ever seen Wagon Planner? Yeah,
• 1:42:30
  it was me. I'm like, oh! Why didn't he just use
• 1:42:33
  his own name? She is a global icon. If they said,
• 1:42:36
  pull out your driver's license, and he says,
• 1:42:39
  all right, all right, all right. Mm -hmm. No!
• 1:42:43
  That's going to forever be attached to him. Luigi
• 1:42:46
  Mangione has pled guilty to Loser! And say what
• 1:42:50
  everybody else likes him. Talking resulting in
• 1:42:53
  death. It's about 24 years. That's sentencing
• 1:42:55
  guideline. Luigi Mangione, right or wrong, has
• 1:42:58
  women who are already sending him letters. Bunch
• 1:43:00
  of losers. Bunch of stupid twats. Telling they
• 1:43:03
  love him. Now all of a sudden, he's going to
• 1:43:06
  You're all losers! Get out when he's 48. I think
• 1:43:11
  he's going to be the most eligible bachelor behind
• 1:43:14
  bars ever. We finally know who is to blame for
• 1:43:17
  the reason there is no NSYNC concert reunion.
• 1:43:20
  I would say Timberlake. He's got young kids.
• 1:43:23
  Justin's got young kids. This has been talked
• 1:43:25
  about. So the kids, whatever. They would be terrible
• 1:43:28
  live and Timberlake's too much of a douche. He
• 1:43:32
  wouldn't do it. Yeah. You only get a little bit
• 1:43:36
  of love sometimes from your family and you got
• 1:43:38
  to keep it moving. Farrah Abraham is speaking
• 1:43:40
  out about where her relationship with her parents
• 1:43:43
  stands after. Yeah, she's definitely got issues
• 1:43:45
  for days. Cutting them off. The Team Mom star
• 1:43:50
  stopping by the We Need to Talk podcast August
• 1:43:53
  18th, where Farrah detailed the dissolution of
• 1:43:56
  her relationship with her mother, Deborah, and
• 1:43:58
  father, Michael. They got to be so not proud
• 1:44:01
  of her. Blah, blah, blah. All you're saying is
• 1:44:18
  you have issues. That's all you're doing. Lil
• 1:44:28
  Durk allegedly rejected an attempt to end his
• 1:44:31
  beef with Quando Rondo following the shooting
• 1:44:33
  that took the Not Quando Rondo! life of Quando's
• 1:44:37
  cousin. On Monday, August 17th, the government
• 1:44:39
  filed a memorandum ahead of Durk's murder for
• 1:44:42
  higher trial Not Quando Rondo! which is scheduled
• 1:44:46
  to begin with jury selection on Thursday, August
• 1:44:48
  20th. Not Quando Rondo. The only Rondo I would
• 1:44:56
  trust, even though I'm a Lakers fan, would be
• 1:44:58
  Ray Sean. You know? You gotta like Ray Sean.
• 1:45:03
  He's a baller. A shot caller. Today on TMZ. Okay.
• 1:45:12
  So sad. Hayden Panettiere died yesterday, and
• 1:45:17
  authorities are suspecting this is a drug overdose.
• 1:45:19
  It's so sad because when you think of Hayden
• 1:45:21
  Panettiere, like, her career was just insane.
• 1:45:25
  I mean, she was a child star. She had her big
• 1:45:27
  break on Remember the Titans, Heroes, Nashville.
• 1:45:31
  It's weird she's only 36 just because she's been
• 1:45:34
  around so long. She was literally acting before
• 1:45:36
  she could walk. Two rings in one year for NBA
• 1:45:39
  star Carl Anthony Towns. Oh, yeah! Married Jordan
• 1:45:44
  Woods over the weekend. I was blown away with
• 1:45:46
  the celebrities. Kylie Jenner, Timothee Chalamet,
• 1:45:49
  Justin Bieber, Ben Stiller. Did you see the Love
• 1:45:53
  Island people there? Love Island was there? People
• 1:45:56
  love Love Island. I would invite them to my...
• 1:45:57
  Terrible show. My wedding. First teenager boyfriend.
• 1:46:00
  Only reality show I like is, you know, Jersey
• 1:46:05
  Shore. Yeah, I would not want to work for Harvey.
• 1:46:11
  He's a twat. and file this one under weird kaya
• 1:46:14
  garber she says that when she was little i was
• 1:46:16
  told i was possessed as a child yeah no god i
• 1:46:19
  don't want to hear it i hate broads it's a shut
• 1:46:22
  up you're just a bitch you're not possessed Well,
• 1:46:30
  are you in the market for a used car? Well, if
• 1:46:33
  you are, get ready to pay some big bucks. According
• 1:46:35
  to a new report from Edmunds, the average three
• 1:46:38
  -year -old used car will now cost you more than
• 1:46:41
  $32 ,000. Yay! Thank you, boomers! You pieces
• 1:46:47
  of shit! Always going to ruin everything with
• 1:46:53
  your narcissism. Not two, not three. I can't
• 1:47:02
  play because it's got music in the background,
• 1:47:03
  but Columbia House shut down. If you would have
• 1:47:05
  asked me, I would have thought Columbia House
• 1:47:07
  shut down. Like, I don't know. Oh, two? Didn't
• 1:47:11
  think it was that recent. The Columbia House
• 1:47:13
  shut down! Nick Jonas is revealing details about
• 1:47:17
  his audition for Frozen. The Jonas Brothers member
• 1:47:20
  tells Frozen stars Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel,
• 1:47:23
  and Josh Gad that he once auditioned for Frozen.
• 1:47:25
  I don't know, Josh Gad, I'm sure he's a nice
• 1:47:27
  guy. I probably sound like a douche when I say
• 1:47:29
  this, but I am a douche. He just seems freaking
• 1:47:31
  annoying. But also my acts like that, Are We
• 1:47:36
  Afraid of the Dark or whatever that show is called.
• 1:47:38
  For the original Disney animated film. Yeah,
• 1:47:41
  so Nick Jonas did a terrible job trying out for
• 1:47:45
  Frozen. Things are definitely not working for
• 1:47:51
  Tyra Banks. I was rooting for you. We were all
• 1:47:53
  rooting for you. Shut up, you whore. Netflix
• 1:47:56
  is firing back and asking a judge to dismiss
• 1:47:58
  her defamation lawsuit stemming from their reality
• 1:48:01
  check inside America's Next Top Model docuseries.
• 1:48:04
  Whatever. She just didn't like how I portrayed
• 1:48:06
  her. That she's a bitch! That's all. Or nothing
• 1:48:12
  more. Or nothing less. Look at her! She's the
• 1:48:17
  worst! Let's talk about... Paris Jackson. I'm
• 1:48:23
  so attracted to her because I like bisexual girls.
• 1:48:29
  Oh, they're freaking good in bed. Oh, they do
• 1:48:32
  it. Oh. Another singer open about her struggles,
• 1:48:37
  Paris Jackson. I can't play it because of music,
• 1:48:39
  but she had electroconvulsive therapy. And also
• 1:48:43
  we would have had to hear Jay Shetty had I played
• 1:48:44
  that clip and I cannot stand a con artist. Not
• 1:48:48
  at all. I don't want to be like super famous.
• 1:48:54
  I don't want to be all that stuff. But I do know
• 1:48:56
  that if I'm here, I have to use that for good.
• 1:48:59
  Yeah, Selena Gomez seems way too ungrateful for
• 1:49:03
  all the resources she has. I don't want to be
• 1:49:09
  famous, but I'm going to post a video about how
• 1:49:11
  I don't want to be famous. Shut up. For good
• 1:49:14
  and for the truth. I think what I'm really grateful
• 1:49:18
  for is the lessons I've learned along the way.
• 1:49:23
  Selena Gomez clapping back at that. I hate that
• 1:49:26
  term. Clap back. It means you got dead skin,
• 1:49:30
  honey. An explosive lawsuit filed last week alleging
• 1:49:33
  she and her mom, Mandy Teefee, defrauded investors
• 1:49:36
  out of $1 .2 million raised for their mental
• 1:49:39
  health company, Wondermind. It was pretty rough.
• 1:49:43
  Selena's lawyered up with Matthew S. Rosengart,
• 1:49:45
  the same litigator who helped free Britney Spears
• 1:49:48
  from her conservatorship. Mm -hmm. He's a good
• 1:49:51
  liar. He probably has BDE for days. He tells
• 1:49:55
  ET the lawsuit is completely meritless, both
• 1:49:58
  factually and legally. Of course he's going to
• 1:50:00
  say that. What's he going to say? Ah, the lawsuit
• 1:50:02
  makes sense. Mm -hmm. We will vigorously defend
• 1:50:06
  these false allegations and indeed are filing
• 1:50:08
  a motion to dismiss the baseless claims against
• 1:50:11
  her. Oh, but if it was done against her, then
• 1:50:14
  she'd be a victim. I think the case against Selena
• 1:50:18
  Gomez is very, very weak. I think that they tried
• 1:50:22
  to attribute a lot of things that the company
• 1:50:25
  didn't say to her. Among those things, several
• 1:50:28
  pointed allegations at Mandy, including. Yeah,
• 1:50:31
  Mandy seems like a freaking idiot. She's got
• 1:50:33
  a long running substance abuse problem. Of course
• 1:50:36
  she does. Look at her. She's a snob. Which hurt
• 1:50:39
  her ability to run the company. That was probably
• 1:50:43
  one of the hardest things to ever experience.
• 1:50:47
  Those issues reportedly made Selena distance
• 1:50:49
  herself from her mom. And as a result. You do
• 1:50:52
  not work with your family. Shirk her wonder.
• 1:50:56
  mind responsibilities. Mandy denied all that
• 1:50:58
  life. We're learning about famous parents. They're
• 1:51:01
  terrible. Hidden parents. They're all terrible.
• 1:51:04
  Last year, when The Cut published an expose on
• 1:51:07
  the inner workings of the startup, telling the
• 1:51:09
  outlet at the time, I started Wondermind because
• 1:51:12
  I wanted to help people with mental illness.
• 1:51:14
  I looked at the Instagram page because I am mentally
• 1:51:16
  ill and I want to get into it. And I'm like,
• 1:51:17
  God, this is just fake. It's unfortunate that
• 1:51:20
  a few disgruntled employees with an axe to grind.
• 1:51:23
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• 1:51:32
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• 1:51:34
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• 1:51:38
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• 1:51:45
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• 1:51:47
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• 1:51:50
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• 1:51:53
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• 1:51:56
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• 1:51:59
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• 1:52:01
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• 1:52:04
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• 1:52:06
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• 1:52:09
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• 1:52:12
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• 1:52:14
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• 1:52:16
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• 1:52:21
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• 1:52:27
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• 1:52:30
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• 1:52:34
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• 1:52:37
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• 1:52:40
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• 1:52:43
  Kaya on Instagram August 18th, he writes, quote,
• 1:52:46
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• 1:52:48
  shock and grief. The announcement of Hayden's
• 1:52:51
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• 1:52:54
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• 1:52:57
  was, although no longer my partner an important
• 1:53:00
  part of my life and the mother of our daughter
• 1:53:02
  kaya she built an incredible career through immense
• 1:53:05
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• 1:53:12
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• 1:53:16
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• 1:53:19
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• 1:53:27
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• 1:53:31
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• 1:53:34
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• 1:53:37
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• 1:53:40
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• 1:53:43
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• 1:53:45
  It goes on you, you moron. for quite some time.
• 1:53:48
  Leslie Vogel telling NBC News August 18th, this
• 1:53:52
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• 1:53:54
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• 1:53:56
  her death. And that was Brian Hickerson. We know!
• 1:54:01
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• 1:54:04
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• 1:54:07
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• 1:54:09
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• 1:54:11
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• 1:54:14
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• 1:54:16
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• 1:54:19
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• 1:54:22
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• 1:54:26
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• 1:54:28
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• 1:54:32
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• 1:54:41
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• 1:54:44
  very sad and very traumatizing experience. He
• 1:54:48
  doesn't want a relationship with their mother.
• 1:54:50
  Hayden Panettiere's estranged mom, Leslie Vogel,
• 1:54:54
  breaking her silence two days after the death
• 1:54:56
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• 1:54:59
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• 1:55:02
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• 1:55:05
  him. Yeah, it's... Maybe easier to say it after
• 1:55:09
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• 1:55:10
  cared about a residual check. I was in such a
• 1:55:14
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• 1:55:18
  of being alone than I was with being with somebody
• 1:55:23
  who was physically hurting me. Brian and Hayden,
• 1:55:27
  who apparently reconciled in March, flew to his
• 1:55:30
  home state of South Carolina together on August
• 1:55:33
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• 1:55:36
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• 2:11:44
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• 2:11:49
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• 2:12:23
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• 2:12:28
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• 2:12:35
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• 2:12:39
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• 2:12:42
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  balling like I'm coming off a rebound. Yeah,
• 2:12:55
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  Boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
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• 2:13:50
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• 2:14:05
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• 2:14:08
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• 2:14:11
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• 2:14:35
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