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BEST OF_ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von 2024(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Oh, do you see that thing with the mayor? Do
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  Speaker 1: you see that thing with the mayor of New York?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's a.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, this is it right here. Do you see this?
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  Speaker 1: So Eric Adams, he teaches... What was he saying? They're
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: teaching kids how to.
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  Speaker 4: They're teaching parents how to search your kid's room to
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  Speaker 4: find drugs and gun stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you see this?
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  Speaker 5: You can look at a jewelry box. A jewelry box
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  Speaker 5: of this nature. Maybe a simple jewelry box.
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  Speaker 1: But if you look through it closely, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what your child may be hiding.
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  Speaker 6: For instance.
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  Speaker 3: That's from the state of New York.
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  Speaker 1: The fucking government was like, make it scary as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Start it over. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that music is crazy. You're going to scare the fuck
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  Speaker 1: out of these people. It almost seems like the story
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  Speaker 1: before Castlevania started, like on a video game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the opening menu. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But if you look through.
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  Speaker 5: It closely, you don't know what your child may be hiding.
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  Speaker 6: For instance, a gun... Look at picture frames and behind them, cameras.
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  Speaker 5: Try to determine what's taking place. Behind a picture frame,
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  Speaker 5: you can find bullets.
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  Speaker 1: This is a video game. That's where you find bullets
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  Speaker 1: in video games. Look through his knapsack. You might find
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  Speaker 1: a grenade.
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  Speaker 5: In addition to a book. Something simple as a crack pipe.
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  Speaker 5: Something simple as a baby doll.
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  Speaker 1: What grade is the kid in?
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  Speaker 5: But also, it could be a place where you could
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  Speaker 5: secrete or hide drugs.
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  Speaker 8: Secrete.
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  Speaker 1: You could secrete. Bro, this is the mayor.
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  Speaker 6: That's unusual.
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  Speaker 5: Like a pillow like this with a button is a
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  Speaker 5: perfect invitation to hide something.
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  Speaker 6: I've felt something bumpy.
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  Speaker 1: I would reach in, see what it is.
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  Speaker 7: God only knows.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, man. Those DoorDash people see some shit. Oh, God, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You know, in India, they have a cast of people
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  Speaker 1: called the Untouchables. Do they really?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't fuck with them.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: You can't go near them.
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  Speaker 1: You see them, and you look away.
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  Speaker 6: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 10: That is kind of, and don't take offense to this,
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  Speaker 10: but it is when I encounter a food delivery person
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  Speaker 10: in the wild, I don't, I look away.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 1: I will look away. Damn. You don't feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: one of them? Food delivery person?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I just, there's so many other jobs. I just feel
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  Speaker 10: like if you're delivering DoorDash, I just inherently, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 10: I love them as a person. They're a child of God.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But they're in so much pain. Are they? A lot
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  Speaker 1: of times you can see they're in pain. I can't see.
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  Speaker 7: Really?
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  Speaker 1: They're just listening to Scott Stapp usually.
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  Speaker 10: I think some of them are in pain. It's tough.
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  Speaker 10: It's hard for me to see and look at. It's
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  Speaker 10: just hard for me.
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  Speaker 3: To look at.
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  Speaker 1: And we got a love fella in the house today,
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  Speaker 1: Riley Mao. How are you, brother? Doing well. Have you
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  Speaker 1: blasted that corn stalk yet? You popped that corn stalk?
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Or what's going on with you, daddy? How's your love life, bubba?
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Get us the latest, man.
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  Speaker 12: Well, I almost had something happen yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 12: It was during the super bowl. Um, a friend of
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  Speaker 12: mine invited me and we were hanging out and everything
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  Speaker 12: was great. And this, this other guy shows up.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: So you, you met up with the girl?
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  Speaker 12: No. Yeah. We were just at a bar.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You're at a bar and, um, and a dude showed up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah. I, uh, I saw him and I, I knew
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  Speaker 12: something was going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: And what was he wearing? Was he dressed pretty well?
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  Speaker 12: Um, he just had slacks on and nice jacket.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck him. I mean, that's, did he know that you
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  Speaker 1: were there with her?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so he rode in, right? And, um, okay. So
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  Speaker 1: he shows up now. What do you do? Are you
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  Speaker 1: posturing a little or what happened?
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  Speaker 12: Are you, um, I'm just chilling, you know, I'm sitting
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  Speaker 12: next to her and everything's going great. Um, and I
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  Speaker 12: get up to use the bathroom. Mm-hmm. And once I
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  Speaker 12: get back, he's... That's normal, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Go make toilet. That's normal.
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  Speaker 3: Go on.
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  Speaker 12: And he's in my seat next to her.
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  Speaker 1: What the F? A white guy?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: A mixed guy?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, more darker. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. A lot of the black girls in our town
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  Speaker 1: and stuff would get knocked up by the black guys
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  Speaker 1: at a young age.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So all of our black girls disappeared at around 13
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  Speaker 1: years old and got pregnant. Yeah. And then they come
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  Speaker 1: back and they're just different or they just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they have a child now or they have like baby
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  Speaker 1: milk on their shoulder or whatever. Like they were just
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  Speaker 1: more advanced.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like the black kids in our school were more sexually advanced.
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  Speaker 1: They just had sex earlier and stuff. So I think
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  Speaker 1: that was intimidating. The black girls were intimidating because they
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  Speaker 1: had more experience.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you talk to a black guy. He's like, I
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  Speaker 1: got hit when I was 10. You're like, what? Like,
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  Speaker 1: for real? Yeah, sorry, dude. It's okay. This place just
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  Speaker 1: went out of business. We're good. We were 16, 17
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  Speaker 1: when we hooked up. Y'all met at a carnival?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, she worked for somebody and I was working out
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  Speaker 9: there and she worked for a friend of mine, another family.
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  Speaker 1: Let me dart that balloon, huh? She was actually pregnant
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  Speaker 1: when we hooked up already, too.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that seems illegal. That's crazy in the eyes of God,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And we're still friends. I mean, Raekwon, her son, works
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  Speaker 3: for me now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, really?
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  Speaker 12: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, her son works for me. Was there drug use
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  Speaker 1: out there?
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  Speaker 3: A little bit.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit.
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  Speaker 14: So most of the time I'm the server.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the line.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: I like to be on the line because I know
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  Speaker 15: how fast I can go. Even if I drop stuff,
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  Speaker 15: you know, I just keep on going.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 15: You know, just keep on going, just like your lunch lady, Annie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she was– we had a couple of good lunch ladies.
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  Speaker 1: We had this one lady we had named Sarge, actually,
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  Speaker 1: and she was, I think, a– she loved ladies, I'll
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  Speaker 1: say that.
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  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We had this other lady, Miss Moncrief. She– she'd always
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  Speaker 1: be like, make sure to get your spaghetti. That's what
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  Speaker 1: she called it. Your spaghetti. Get your spaghetti. So she
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  Speaker 1: would yell at us.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: She'd be like, get your spaghetti. And instead of saying cake,
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  Speaker 1: she would say like, this is crazy, but she would
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  Speaker 1: kind of say like cack. So she'd be like, and
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  Speaker 1: get your cut of coconut cack over there.
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  Speaker 15: See, I think we all have to be a little nuts,
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  Speaker 15: you know, to be over there so long.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 15: You know, most think I am a little off, but
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  Speaker 15: it's okay because I've accepted that a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Shoney's Inn, bro. I remember for $ 11, you could
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  Speaker 1: stay at the place, right? For $ 15, you could stay
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  Speaker 1: and eat, right? So with that $ 4 upcharge, you got
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  Speaker 1: that buffet. Shoney's had an inn. And we would go, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And they had they also had this like premier buffet
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  Speaker 1: for like two more dollars. You could go. They had
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  Speaker 1: like this kind of roped off area of the buffet.
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  Speaker 1: And down there they had fucking salmon or whatever, you know,
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  Speaker 1: damn pig, you know, special pickles, salmon. Special pickles. Honeydew melon. Shit,
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  Speaker 1: you'd never seen fucking gay watermelon. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: They had all this special shit.
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  Speaker 7: When you're a kid, all that shit's nice until you
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  Speaker 7: get old and you're like, why am I eating this shit?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking die.
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  Speaker 3: Look at the people around me.
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  Speaker 1: Look what they look like.
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  Speaker 3: And here I am with them about to die.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Now, Willie, what would it take to get you to
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  Speaker 1: cheer for another team? That is a question I would
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  Speaker 1: like to know, man.
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  Speaker 3: What amount of money would it take?
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  Speaker 14: Couldn't take no money. I'm a diehard Tide fan. What
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  Speaker 14: amount of p * * * y would it take
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  Speaker 14: for you? No p * * * y, nothing. I'm
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  Speaker 14: a diehard Tide fan.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what if a woman came, and I'm talking a
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  Speaker 1: lady came over from Texas A & M. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: a lady rides up in a Corvette, Willie.
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  Speaker 3: What'd the tits look like?
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  Speaker 1: With some of that f * * * ing, that real,
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  Speaker 1: that real. She got some titties, look like two angry
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: dogs trying to chew on your cock. And tell me this,
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  Speaker 1: she got that cooter on her, that Aggie.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, but I seen some of them at the airport.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby. And what do you.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, man, did some of them have one.
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  Speaker 3: God almighty.
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  Speaker 1: Praise God, baby.
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  Speaker 17: Had one down there that'll choke a mule.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about. It was a
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  Speaker 1: nice building. They did have a pool with the building.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: That was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I was learning to play guitar at the time.
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  Speaker 1: And so I would go in there. He'd have some,
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  Speaker 1: every now and then he'd have a chick stay over
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  Speaker 1: and I'd go in there and play. Teasing him. The
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: song about Eric Clapton's son dying. That was about.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
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  Speaker 19: That's the song you would play while the guy was
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  Speaker 19: getting me. It's about his fucking son falling out of
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  Speaker 19: a window.
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  Speaker 12: What?
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  Speaker 1: No way. How was his son? Was he in the military?
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  Speaker 3: No, he was like a little ass kid, dude. It's
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  Speaker 3: a tragic song.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Eric. Is Eric Pappas alive?
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  Speaker 3: He's alive, yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 20: So your friend's dad, who's giving you shelter, is getting, see,
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  Speaker 20: with one of his eight Viagras. And he has to
• 9:42
  Speaker 20: battle that Viagra up against that old man's LED and
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  Speaker 20: the saddest song, one of the saddest songs of the 90s.
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  Speaker 19: A poor rendition, by the way. There's no way you
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  Speaker 19: were good at it. You're butchering it and it's sad
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  Speaker 19: as shit.
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  Speaker 1: Bink, bink.
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  Speaker 21: Oh, sorry, sorry.
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  Speaker 13: Bink, bink, bink.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so my bad. What do you know my name? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: but I would go in there and one time after
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  Speaker 1: they would request me to come back in.
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  Speaker 14: Wow.
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  Speaker 20: You were the fucking, you were the music for them fucking.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: There used to be a show. It was like Amish,
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  Speaker 1: something Amish, like something Amish. And they just wanted, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Something Amish.
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  Speaker 1: This one dude kept, like, mowing his grass. He had
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  Speaker 1: to use that old school cutter, this, like, the spinning thing.
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  Speaker 3: The spinning wheel thing.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, this sucks. I was adopted. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even supposed to be Amish, he said. I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be.
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  Speaker 22: Your interview is fucking hilarious. It's like a flight that
• 10:48
  Speaker 22: never takes off. You're just sitting there. Man, I wish
• 10:51
  Speaker 22: you could pick your cases. Like, I wish they had, like,
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  Speaker 22: A menu like, oh, here's the cases they're doing today.
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  Speaker 22: Because then I could see if I want to pretend
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  Speaker 22: like I'm racist or not to try and get out
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  Speaker 22: of it.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You got to. Yeah. I roll right in there and
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: tell them I'm racist.
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  Speaker 3: What T-shirt are you wearing?
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  Speaker 1: And last time they're like, we have so many races
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  Speaker 1: here today. We still have to ask you guys a
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: couple of questions. We got to filter through that. See
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  Speaker 1: how racist you are.
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  Speaker 22: We just go and grab a random group of 100
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  Speaker 22: of America's dumbest people. And be like, hey, sit in
• 11:22
  Speaker 22: this room. We're going to use Kennedy to solve this murder.
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  Speaker 22: It blows my mind.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's the craziest part about it is.
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  Speaker 22: This bitch works at a Leslie's pool supply. And now
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  Speaker 22: they're fucking in charge of a murder.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Now they're trying to figure out who killed Kennedy right here.
• 11:39
  Speaker 22: And some guy's like, I don't know the difference between
• 11:42
  Speaker 22: a cucumber and a pickle.
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  Speaker 3: And you want me to decide.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: On this jury? This is a Fuddruckers manager. You ever
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: been in a pyramid scheme?
• 11:52
  Speaker 7: No.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: I've been in a couple. My buddy won his family's
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: football pool. It was like their NCAA, their college football
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: pool they did every year. He won us like $ 600, dude.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: He was so excited. He could have changed his life.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: And instead, his mom convinced him to buy a Christmas
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: village of like rare Christmas village houses.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're back. They're back. They're happening right now. My buddy
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: to this day is.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: He's big into Christmas houses. No rent, renting much.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: The tenants don't make much noise. And the streetlights are
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: always on. Electric bills low. Running into a lot of issues,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: but God, that just broke him, man. He never recovered
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: from that. Dude, I met a dude yesterday in Tennessee.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: He said he took out an $ 800 life insurance policy
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: on his wife. I'm like, $ 800? That's pretty insulting. Well, yeah,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: that's what I felt like.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: When I say I know them, I was probably a kid,
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: and there was people that worked around where I live,
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: and I think they did crack.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: That was a rumor. Wow.
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: But I don't really know what crack does.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: It's a functional, like the MyPillow guy.
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  Speaker 3: He does crack?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: He did it his whole building the pillows.
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  Speaker 12: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, so good things can come out of it. There
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: are crack success stories.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good call. You know what I'm saying? Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what the secret is? It's like crack in there?
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: It's like they dust a pillow with crack before they
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: ship it. People are like, yo, this is the best
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  Speaker 1: fucking pillow I've ever had in my life. This is
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: my pillow. You can't have that shit. It's like Crack Bay,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: that guy like this, you know? There's a guy on
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: the assembly line just like as they pass. I was
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: going to say probably I wish meth had like a
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: birth control aspect to it.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, man.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: But I would go White Claw.
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  Speaker 6: I think it does.
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  Speaker 23: I think when you smoke meth, just everything dries up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's true. I never smoked. I always wanted
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: to smoke crack. I never got to smoke crack.
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  Speaker 12: God damn.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever smoke it?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Oh, fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No way, dude.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 23: Dude, you know, my body figured I was tweaking and
• 14:10
  Speaker 23: they showed me how to. They're like, you got a
• 14:12
  Speaker 23: light bulb?
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, yeah.
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  Speaker 23: And so they showed me how to take the little
• 14:17
  Speaker 23: silver thing off the bulb, and you can take it out,
• 14:19
  Speaker 23: and then you put some warm salt water in there
• 14:21
  Speaker 23: and swish it around. You get all that white shit
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  Speaker 23: off the bulb. Then you got a nice clear bulb.
• 14:25
  Speaker 23: So then you kind of just tap some shit down
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  Speaker 23: in there, and you can burn it and smoke it.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: So whatever.
• 14:29
  Speaker 23: I hit the shit.
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: Woo!
• 14:31
  Speaker 23: All of a sudden, where's my guitar? I want to
• 14:33
  Speaker 23: play guitar so bad. So for two days, I sat
• 14:36
  Speaker 23: there playing. Two fucking days.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't eat.
• 14:39
  Speaker 23: I don't even think I pissed. It was insane. And
• 14:43
  Speaker 23: then two days later, somebody finally snaps me out of
• 14:47
  Speaker 23: it by knocking on my door. It was my friend Brendan,
• 14:49
  Speaker 23: Brendan Lauer. And I hear the knock on the slider door,
• 14:54
  Speaker 23: and I'm like, oh, fuck, and I put my guitar
• 14:55
  Speaker 23: down on that.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: I'll be right back.
• 14:58
  Speaker 23: I hate to leave you. I wanted that guitar so
• 15:02
  Speaker 23: bad still after two days straight of playing it. And
• 15:05
  Speaker 23: I go open the door, and my friend Brendan's there.
• 15:07
  Speaker 23: He's like, what the fuck's all over your face? And
• 15:10
  Speaker 23: I'm like, what? And I go in the bathroom and
• 15:13
  Speaker 23: I look in the mirror and my face is all green.
• 15:15
  Speaker 23: And I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, I thought it was
• 15:17
  Speaker 23: like from the meth or something. It was like, oh, no,
• 15:19
  Speaker 23: my skin's turning green. And it was from like, I
• 15:22
  Speaker 23: was playing my guitar for so long that the bronze
• 15:25
  Speaker 23: on my strings had like gone to my fingers and
• 15:27
  Speaker 23: I had touched my face. And so I had green
• 15:30
  Speaker 23: shit on my face from my guitar strings. And I
• 15:32
  Speaker 23: was so twacked out, you know, I didn't know what
• 15:34
  Speaker 23: the fuck was going on.
• 15:35
  Speaker 11: I took this girl home from the bar the other night.
• 15:40
  Speaker 24: I just.
• 15:41
  Speaker 11: Something caught me, you know. It was just different, something
• 15:44
  Speaker 11: different about her, you know. She was kind of shy,
• 15:47
  Speaker 11: but I liked her. So I got her home, and
• 15:51
  Speaker 11: when we pulled her pants off, she had nipples on
• 15:54
  Speaker 11: her butt cheeks, man. It was so strange. I didn't
• 15:57
  Speaker 11: know how to feel about it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Nipples on her butt cheeks? Wow. How to feel about it?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Feel about it with them hands, baby. What are you
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: talking about? Those are extra tits, bro. Now, I wouldn't
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: motorboat them. Or you're going to end up in some
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: dirty oil. You feel me? But those are extra tits, brother.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: It's great to challenge yourself and to push new limits
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: and go to different heights.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? And be tough on yourself.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: But you also got to give yourself some grace. That's
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: where that balance come in.
• 16:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: So if you down to you all the time, how
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: is that going to make you feel? Down. Depressed.
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: Oh my goodness. Now I got to do this. Now
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: I got to do that. Now I got to revert
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: to this. Versus like, man, if I'm Like, okay, I
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: didn't fail. Okay, I'm not the only person to fail.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying? Okay, how do I get
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: up out of this? You know what I'm saying?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Who do I need to talk to to get up
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: out of this? You know what I'm saying?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: A lawyer, usually.
• 16:53
  Speaker 25: You're never supposed to say you're competitive, but there's been
• 16:56
  Speaker 25: a lot of music biopics.
• 16:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 25: And I wanted to do a great fucking job, man.
• 17:00
  Speaker 25: I love Bob Dylan. I love this artist. None of
• 17:04
  Speaker 25: this is for granted. This little misconception about actors, too,
• 17:06
  Speaker 25: and acting, you can have a cushy job on a
• 17:08
  Speaker 25: TV show. If you don't give a fuck about your work,
• 17:10
  Speaker 25: it could be a great, lifestyle right you're making like
• 17:12
  Speaker 25: high six figures maybe low seven figures and you're just
• 17:15
  Speaker 25: showing up when you want if you give a fuck
• 17:17
  Speaker 25: about what you're doing these are these are long ass
• 17:19
  Speaker 25: days you know what i mean these are 14 hour
• 17:21
  Speaker 25: days six days a week sometimes you know three months
• 17:24
  Speaker 25: look i know i know people got it way harder
• 17:27
  Speaker 25: but i want to feel that grit you know i
• 17:29
  Speaker 25: want to feel it you know i hope people don't
• 17:30
  Speaker 25: laugh at it i fucking really i feel like i'm
• 17:32
  Speaker 25: the hardest working man um anyway maybe i shouldn't say
• 17:35
  Speaker 25: that but uh but you respect what you do Yeah,
• 17:38
  Speaker 25: because you got to. What else is the point? I
• 17:40
  Speaker 25: talk about this with friends a lot. Like, this is
• 17:42
  Speaker 25: too weird a lifestyle to be.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Nonchalant about.
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Why do this?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: If you're not going to go as hard as possible.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: What do you guys see on the cameras? And did
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: you guys ever catch anybody having sex or anything like that?
• 17:55
  Speaker 26: We've seen a lot on camera. I've seen people getting head.
• 17:59
  Speaker 26: I've seen it all.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: That's one vote for Trump right there.
• 18:03
  Speaker 26: But we had a direct incident with one of our guards.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: And what rank was he?
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: He was a no-striper.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: No-stripe.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: He was a no-stripe.
• 18:15
  Speaker 26: He was a baggy-pant, dicky-wearing guy like me. Good guy, though.
• 18:19
  Speaker 26: But he was messing around with a girl from Cinnabon.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: He was?
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 26: So the girl from Cinnabon, we were watching her go
• 18:25
  Speaker 26: from Cinnabon to the parking lot to her car.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:29
  Speaker 26: But she was walking with a guy. Oh, she's walking
• 18:31
  Speaker 26: with a guy to her car. I think he was
• 18:34
  Speaker 26: one of the employees from the movie theater.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: Goes in there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: We could clearly tell they're doing some shit. He leaves.
• 18:41
  Speaker 26: Within five minutes, somebody else comes walking up and it's
• 18:44
  Speaker 26: our guard. He gets in the car. They start doing
• 18:47
  Speaker 26: their thing. Was it a Honda Accord?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: It was a Nissan Altima.
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 24: Yeah.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Altima.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: For sure. So the company starts growing, right? And in
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: addition to people helping each other get jobs, people were
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: helping each other. People were starting relationships on there. I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: went on dates off of Craigslist before, you know?
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: Good.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would use casual encounters too, you know?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, that was sometimes, I met a girl one
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: time and we watched a Nets game and made love, honestly,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: and she let me sign her cast, right? And I
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: was like, you know, and it was, we had a
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: great time. I think we, I think we dated for
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: a while. There's no accounting for taste. Yeah. But I'm glad.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Who wants to be a Mets fan?
• 19:35
  Speaker 25: I need Caleb Presley biblically.
• 19:38
  Speaker 23: And that's your best friend.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I just texted with him today. Special guy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 23: I have a crush on him that's like, it's bad.
• 19:45
  Speaker 23: Because he's another SEC.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Boy, right?
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: Tennessee?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Went to North Carolina.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: You're kidding. Why is he?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: He's like a volunteers fan. But he is a volunteers fan.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: He says he played at North Carolina. He didn't. He's
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a liar and a cheat. True, but he's handsome. It
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: is true. And he is extremely unique. You guys are similar,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I think. We do kind of look alike. You guys
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: would have a really nice time. You think?
• 20:14
  Speaker 14: We look a little related.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think maybe it's true. You guys both have
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: blue eyes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 27: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: You have blonde hair. Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 23: I have the same facial hair as him.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn. Have you been married before?
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: No.
• 20:26
  Speaker 22: No.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: It was your first marriage.
• 20:27
  Speaker 28: Yeah, I was with, I've had three really long-term relationships.
• 20:32
  Speaker 28: I had already felt so fucking terrible about cheating on girls.
• 20:36
  Speaker 28: I always got caught. Inevitably, I got caught. And those
• 20:39
  Speaker 28: were the, like, I can remember those phone calls and
• 20:42
  Speaker 28: trying to explain why it didn't, you didn't care.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Was there anything worse than that?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 20:49
  Speaker 28: Well, it's tied with driving to someone's apartment to tell
• 20:53
  Speaker 28: them that you're breaking up. I mean, those, those two
• 20:57
  Speaker 28: for me are like, I've had a lot of motorcycle injuries.
• 21:00
  Speaker 28: I'd take them a million times before I'd ever drive
• 21:03
  Speaker 28: to someone's apartment and just say like, I think we're
• 21:06
  Speaker 28: in different places.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, no shit. Sometimes I have a
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: tough time feeling proud of myself. Do you know what that,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: and I think I've had other people call in our
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: show that have talked about that, you know?
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: What do you think it is?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like, I almost feel like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: there's a disconnect, like it doesn't even land on me.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Or I feel like maybe if I feel like I'm
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: proud of myself, like if I actually feel proud of myself,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: It'll go against some script that I've always had written
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: or some thing that was always written inside of me.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It's almost like if I wrote on the wall of myself,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, it wouldn't even fucking show up
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: on the wall.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: What emotion would you feel if you saw that?
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: What emotion would I feel if I saw what?
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: I'm proud of myself. Would you go, bullshit? Would you
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: be pissed off by it? Would you be annoyed?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: No, I think I'd feel ashamed of myself for even
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: thinking it.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: That's interesting.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: And it produced an emotion in you just now, even
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: when you just thought about it. I saw that flash
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: in your eyes. It's just a little bit of water,
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: a little bit of fluid.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. Fuck, we cry on you every week.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Sorry, dude. That's beautiful.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's okay. But, yeah, we don't have any shame
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: No, you shouldn't.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: But I'm saying liquid leaving your body in a public
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: place as long as it's through your eyes is not
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: a problem.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about, huh? Yeah, yeah, don't ask,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: don't ask. That's right. All this Diddy stuff going on, man.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? I'm sure glad that I didn't
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: hang out with him, right? You never were in his universe.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I met him, right, but never went out, right? Is
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: it scary when people get to a level of wealth
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that they can kind of have anything? Like, what is
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: some of that?
• 22:38
  Speaker 29: Like, I'll get invited to these parties, right, that have
• 22:41
  Speaker 29: a really nice house and stuff, right? But there'll be, like,
• 22:44
  Speaker 29: 50 servants, right? Five people to answer the door. Six
• 22:49
  Speaker 29: people that just specialize in toast, right? Just ridiculous shit, right?
• 22:53
  Speaker 29: And all over, I'm like, how do you live like this?
• 22:55
  Speaker 29: You know, because it's bad enough. Like I have too
• 22:57
  Speaker 29: big a house. Um, and so you have to have
• 23:00
  Speaker 29: people there to clean it and stuff like that. And
• 23:02
  Speaker 29: there's no privacy just with that. And there's people that'll
• 23:04
  Speaker 29: have like 10 people in the house at all times.
• 23:07
  Speaker 29: And I, I don't, I don't see how they live.
• 23:09
  Speaker 30: Right.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I remember when I first got a clean lady for
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: to come once a week, I helped her like the
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: first month. I felt horrible. Dude, Trump.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Insane. Took it, took the hit though. Oh, it was crazy, dude.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: That image. Him yelling, fight. Yeah, fight. My God, dude.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Put that on the American flag.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 31: You know, put that right where the stars are.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: This fucking dude. Now, this could be easily an actor.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: That's me.
• 23:38
  Speaker 31: That is me with one of those silicone masks on.
• 23:45
  Speaker 31: It's like the Guy Fieri hat that you buy at
• 23:47
  Speaker 31: the store that comes with the hair.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: His face is going, well, he was up there. We
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: was yelling.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: They didn't know.
• 23:58
  Speaker 18: But we could hear him. So we walked up.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, it is a fake hat.
• 24:03
  Speaker 18: Probably five to seven minutes of Trump speaking.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: I'm estimating here.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: I have no idea.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: He's got Chew in, too. Big old dip.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: He's got Chew stuck in his neck.
• 24:11
  Speaker 18: We noticed the guy crawling, bear crawling up the roof
• 24:17
  Speaker 18: of the building beside us, 50 feet away from us.
• 24:21
  Speaker 18: So we're standing there, you know, we're pointing at the
• 24:24
  Speaker 18: guy crawling up the roof.
• 24:25
  Speaker 29: And he had a gun, right?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call this dude out. Go do something, dude. Yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? You're pointing at him for two minutes.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: What are you fucking just finishing a beer? Fucking 50
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: feet away. God gives you one chance to be a
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: fucking hero. And instead you... pop open another fucking bush light, dude.
• 24:45
  Speaker 31: Both of these gentlemen are just interesting creatures.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: These are actors, dude.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: This is a fucking, the backup, dude. They got this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: dude off of Teemu, this announcer. Look what he's even
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: using to interview him.
• 24:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: A mop.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: It's not even a mop.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It's not even a microphone. That's a Swiffer.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Swiffer.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: What is the current immigration policy? Is that a fair question?
• 25:09
  Speaker 32: So it depends on, so again, it's so vast. Like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 32: are you coming over here as a tourist? Then you
• 25:13
  Speaker 32: get a visa for six months.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 17: Okay.
• 25:16
  Speaker 32: So if you're coming here to work, you got to
• 25:17
  Speaker 32: get a work, you got to have a passport and
• 25:19
  Speaker 32: a worker visa. Now there are so many types of
• 25:21
  Speaker 32: visas from, you know, from entertainment to family to work.
• 25:26
  Speaker 32: And it really just depends on what it is you're after.
• 25:29
  Speaker 32: If you're coming here And you have a valid passport
• 25:32
  Speaker 32: and you want to be a tourist for six months.
• 25:35
  Speaker 32: You get a tourist visa and you get it stamped
• 25:39
  Speaker 32: and you fly in or drive in. You come to
• 25:41
  Speaker 32: the port of entry and you're free to move out
• 25:42
  Speaker 32: the country for six months. If you overstay, then you
• 25:45
  Speaker 32: could be deported.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: So why do people not want to use the pathways,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: the legal pathways to immigration? It takes too much time.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: The line is so long. You're my mother's absolute favorite, dude,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: just because this is why. She's probably never heard any
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: of your music. but because you say what you want
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 26:02
  Speaker 33: I came out with little fingers on my CDs, like
• 26:05
  Speaker 33: running my mouth. It's like, I always say, and I
• 26:08
  Speaker 33: sound redundant probably, but.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I haven't changed.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: The times have changed.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've been doing the same thing since day one. Dude,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you know what? I think that's really true about you.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Cause sometimes I think some things you say, I'm like,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: it seems like the, sometimes I'll be like, that seems
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: kind of outdated, but the truth is just the times
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: have changed.
• 26:25
  Speaker 33: I was, talking cash money shit since I was broke
• 26:29
  Speaker 33: when I was young.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 33: I've talked cash money shit since I probably came out
• 26:34
  Speaker 33: of the womb talking cash money shit.
• 26:36
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And they're like, it's a boy, it's a girl, it's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: somebody talking shit. That's all we know. Crazy, dude. Just
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: because like, I mean, obviously like so many people tell
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you all the time, just, you know, Dr. Feelgood, just
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: so much of just like, I mean, my brother would
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: beat me, beat me to you guys' music. That's crazy.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I was the drum dude. I was a snare for
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: my brother and it was awesome, but it was loving,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you know, like how bad was it? Like when addiction
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: hits you guys as band and stuff, was that pretty crazy?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: When you're, you know, you're looking around and you're seeing
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the guys in your band, everybody's this close from not,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: not waking up again, you know, um, you know, that
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: kind of shit. Um, and you know, and you've, you've
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: reached a level of like, doing crazy shit. Like, when
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: you're shooting fucking Jack Daniels in your arm because you
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: ran out of heroin, when you could just drink the
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: fucking Jack and be like, oh, I'm just fucking drinking.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: We're out of heroin, but if we shoot it, it'll
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: be fucking better. It's just alcohol. Like, when you're doing
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: dumb shit like that, we're like, I think it's tough.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: someone's going to die here soon. Like we should all,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: and we did it as a band. We were like,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: you know, we'd take handfuls of fucking halcyons they were called. And,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: and then we'd fucking and go that and go out
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: for the night. But those are all, these are all
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: fucking like downers and sleeping pills. So like, who does that? You're, you're,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: we're doing such dumb, dangerous shit that everybody was like,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: all right, that's it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: We're all going to do this together.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: And we just, it was like 89, we all went
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: to fucking rehab.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Together? Different rehabs, but yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: For me, I was mixing so much stuff, so much speed.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: This kid was all over the fucking place.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: But you could hear it in the music now.
• 28:37
  Speaker 34: Sometimes we'd go back for laughs and we'll listen to
• 28:41
  Speaker 34: some of the shit I made when I was in psychosis.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: What would you say is the most fucked up you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: ever were for an album?
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: I Want to Die in New Orleans.
• 28:48
  Speaker 34: I think mine is, I was literally in psychosis from
• 28:52
  Speaker 34: doing so much speed and, and, and down as bro. Um,
• 28:56
  Speaker 34: I thought Southwest Airlines was trying to kill me.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You told me that story once, bro.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought Kyle took a life insurance policy out
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: on me for 70 grand. This motherfucker.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's the most New Orleans shit ever. Somebody takes
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: a life insurance policy out for $ 700, bro. Just for what?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: To make it their truck payment. That's the fucking most
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: New Orleans shit, bro. I remember that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: We were in New Zealand when he told me that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: He thought that they were putting a hit out on us.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: He thought like- What do you say when he sits
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: you down? Oh, bro, I'll put them through hell, bro.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Look, at one point, I was starting to get really
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: impatient with it because I was tired of explaining that
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: this insane theory wasn't actually happening. I would, one time-
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: I thought he had my phone tapped. This was one
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: time where he quit Suicide Boys on Twitter.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 19: That.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, I remember.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: And he, I remember where I was at the time.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: He had just bought a condo in Bradenton, Florida, outside
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: of Sarasota. And I can't get in touch with them.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Kyle can't get in touch with them. And we decide let's,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: let's go out there. Let's just press him. Let's be
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: in person. So long story short, we fly down there,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: rent a car, drive to his apartment. And he doesn't
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: expect us. He doesn't know we're coming. We go upstairs
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: and I knock on the door and he's like, one second.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: I think to myself, like, man, I just flew out here.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Fuck that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not waiting a second.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I was like, bro, I'm here. What's up? Like, what's
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: the problem? And he was like, give me a second.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: He had to go to the bathroom, do his little thing,
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: catch my drift. And then we came outside. He was
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: ready to talk. And it's a long story to say.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I was trying to see, I was like, is he
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: fucking with me? Is he lying to me? Does he
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: think I'm stupid? Or does he actually believe this shit?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: And is he fucking crazy? So I had to sit
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: him down and I was like, bro, this Southwest thing,
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: do you think that the board, like the people on
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: the board of Southwest sit in a boardroom?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Southwest Airlines.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Southwest Airlines.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: And they discuss how we're going to assassinate Scrim from
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Suicide Boys. And he looked at me, dead in the eyes,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: the most serious look on his face.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: And he goes, Yes.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: And I lost my mind, bro. I took my phone
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: and I threw it on the... I was trying to
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: hit the grass, but I hit the sidewalk. The fucker sparked.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: And that pissed you off even more.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 34: I thought they were trying to kill me because my
• 31:05
  Speaker 34: brother had bootlegged one of our tracks because he was
• 31:09
  Speaker 34: bad off on dope and sold it to this person
• 31:13
  Speaker 34: for like 800 bucks, but actually didn't give him.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: The song and just scammed him.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: And I thought.
• 31:18
  Speaker 34: The person he scammed was the son of somebody on
• 31:20
  Speaker 34: the board of Southwest and they were just gonna take
• 31:23
  Speaker 34: me out.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: To speak on the other side of things, I'm thinking
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: what is coming out of his mouth, is it real
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: or not? Come to find out the story of his
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: brother stealing a song and selling it is true. And
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting there and I feel bad because I've been
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: calling him a liar in my head and all this
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: shit and then I find out it's true. So then
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, so is all of this true?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I still refuse to believe that the board of Southwest
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: is meeting... to discuss his assassination.
• 31:48
  Speaker 34: But I had my, my brother and my family, but
• 31:51
  Speaker 34: I had fucking time, bro.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: I was very convincing.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: There's a guy living at our house at the moment.
• 31:57
  Speaker 23: And, uh, he was like trying to get off work
• 32:00
  Speaker 23: to just come down and just say hi.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, just mill around like a loitering. They call it. Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I think you guys loitering must be a British thing, huh?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Cause we wouldn't say that loitering. What would you say?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: We'd be like, Oh yeah. Stalking. Yeah. Well, stalking is
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: more like once you've loitered and you see something in
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the window, you know, You see something. You see a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: bit of tits in the distance or something.
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, that's stalking.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: And then it's breaking and entering, you know. And then
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: it's marriage, usually. If you have a way with words,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I think. Here's a couple of Viettes right here. Bring
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: them up. And this is Yon-Mare. Damn, this fucking kid
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: is ripping, bro.
• 32:44
  Speaker 19: Wow.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Full allowance this week.
• 32:46
  Speaker 20: Look at his face.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: How does he even know how to feel all this?
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: I got a game on tour right now.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: This kid could also be 40 years old, dude. We
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, bro. Unreal if that's a
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: real person and not AI. No one's going to know.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: The kids aren't going to remember this fucking guy. Dude,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: most people can't even see that far. How far can
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: people see usually?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, how far can somebody see? What
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: does that mean? The average sight distance for a person
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: with normal vision is about three miles. Get fucked, dude.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: When standing on a flat surface with their eyes about
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: five feet above the ground, that is bullshit. I thought
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: it was like 70 feet or something.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Why are you asking this question?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly, I guess. We were just talking
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: about David Spade, Average Reed. I just got a Cybertruck, too. Oh,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: you were telling me that.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: You got it?
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: How is it?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: It's wild, bro. I mean, for one, you feel like
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: you kind of work at Lowe's kind of a little
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: because it feels like you're supposed to be delivering something
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to somebody, but you never drop it off. What do
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: you put back there? Well, no, it's just the whole
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: car feels a little bit like an appliance.
• 34:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: So it, that it feels like, um, it feels like
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: sometimes somebody's just going to open up the back and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: just put a TV dinner in it. You know, it
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: just has this like kind of, or just put a
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: load of laundry in there and just press a button.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You know, it has an appliance, he kind of feel,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: but then it makes this sound when you go fast
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: and it literally feels like you're going into the future. Nice.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: And some people don't know what it is. Like there
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: was a guy who like, I don't know if he
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: was homeless or not, but he just He just seemed
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: really homeless. And he was like, what is it? What
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: is it? You know, and then he just kind of
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: started yelling at it and just cracked a beer open.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, God. Being married to a gay
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: man would be fun because there's a feminine energy to
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: him that would be like almost like having a girlfriend. Oh,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: it's the largest Pomeranian you can have if you're a woman,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: is a gay husband. Yeah, I like that.
• 35:08
  Speaker 27: That's what I said. I feel like that would be
• 35:11
  Speaker 27: your type if you dated black girls.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to date a nice black girl.
• 35:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: What is, I mean.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: A black girl that's nice?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: What does she look like? Like describe.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Just tall, kind of.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Had some booty on her, bro.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I knew that. And some of the titty went into
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the booty. I was like, damn.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: This a whole. I'm trying to imagine that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: It was just a.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Like Coke bottle shape. I mean, she looked like the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: letter S, bro.
• 35:42
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: And she was really pretty eyes, nice, soft-spoken, looked at
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: me twice.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: One time I hung around for a long time for
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the second look.
• 35:57
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: But it still counts.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: It was getting weird at that point.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: It still counts, but, yeah, it was a little weird.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: It was getting weird, yeah.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And I waved, and I walked over, and the wave
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: was what fucking fucked me up.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: What type of fucking guy waves? See, that's going to
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: turn black women off.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 36:12
  Speaker 27: You don't do that shit. You got to be a
• 36:13
  Speaker 27: little bit gangster. You got to be straight up. They
• 36:15
  Speaker 27: want straightforward, especially coming from you. You know what I'm saying?
• 36:18
  Speaker 27: One of our white brothers in the community. I think
• 36:21
  Speaker 27: more black women want you to be, you got to
• 36:24
  Speaker 27: be more assertive. Not too much because you know how
• 36:28
  Speaker 27: y'all get. Yeah, yeah. None of that.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Y'all got to meet it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: None of that turn back the clock shit. We ain't
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: doing none of that. I'm a modern day soldier, brother.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: You get what I'm saying?
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: 100%, buddy.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit. I'm saying, like,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: be assertive.
• 36:49
  Speaker 27: As if, like.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: 2012 and up, bro.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 2012 and up assertive, right?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: You're fine as hell. You are beautiful.
• 36:55
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: And I would like to see you soon.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: That works.
• 37:00
  Speaker 27: But you got to be, you got to give them
• 37:02
  Speaker 27: a little, they want to feel the oomph.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your kiddo like?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: She's a stud.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a baby. It's a girl. Were you there
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: when she was born? I pulled her out of the coochie. No,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: you didn't. Yeah, I did. They let me bring my
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: katana in. What kind of shoes did you wear? Close-toed, obviously.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I know this, anybody.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Close-toed shoes.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I think that's what God wants.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Anybody that wears open-toed shoes to their child's birthday. It's obviously,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: first of all, a Jimmy Buffett fan. Well, fuck yeah.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the one exception.
• 37:47
  Speaker 19: I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to the child's birth,
• 37:51
  Speaker 19: I think.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Well, what are you supposed to wear?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I was saying, I pulled her right out.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: No way you did. By the head, I did. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: got gloved up. And they let you do it? There's
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: not somebody there? Is there a lifeguard or something?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. My doctor was such a baller.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: And is the mom awake during this?
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir. Okay.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: She's full awake. She's not on her phone or anything,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: is she?
• 38:11
  Speaker 12: No.
• 38:12
  Speaker 34: She's on Clash of Clans.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's amazing. The child has filed emancipation papers. You
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: can see him right there begging for a sip. Yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: he's in. That's deep Roy, isn't it? That's deep Roy.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: That's not a child. That's deep Roy. And Roy's getting...
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Look at her. She's just beyond... This is a new headshot.
• 38:35
  Speaker 17: This new headshot. By the way, Deep Roy has pretended
• 38:39
  Speaker 17: to be an infant. Is there going to be a
• 38:42
  Speaker 17: newspaper article?
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Whitney Cummings, baby, was actually Deep Roy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. There's a lot of... Look, things
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: are getting so tough out there, Tim. Little people are
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: going undercover. They just had the Russian girl who faked
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: with the family to be able to eat and survive.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: So they're just going to have to... And Whitney, because
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Whitney is.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: She's busy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: She's busy. That's the thing with Whitney. She's a great
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: mom and everything, but she's busy.
• 39:12
  Speaker 10: She's got a lot going on, so she might not
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: notice if her son is deep-roaring.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: She might not notice if.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: She's got deep roid. Oh, you got a fucking young
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: baby who's just in an Elvis outfit. She might like how.
• 39:29
  Speaker 17: quickly he's growing and like, she might be like, well,
• 39:32
  Speaker 17: my baby's so impressive.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: He's speaking. He's speaking Hindu. He's speaking Hindu. He's dressed
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: like Elvis. Yeah, he's doing great. Like, I've done a
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: great job.
• 39:42
  Speaker 35: I mean, how would you approach that? I was a kid.
• 39:46
  Speaker 35: Your wife is allergic to the fucking, you know what
• 39:49
  Speaker 35: I mean, cat. And I'm your kid.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Be real.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Don't do comedy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Don't do comedy right now.
• 39:53
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I would probably get a shake.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I'm your dad.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I'm your son. Okay.
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: Hey, Dan.
• 39:59
  Speaker 12: No, no.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: You don't have to.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: Sorry.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Just do it like me. I don't know.
• 40:04
  Speaker 12: Wait, wait.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: You don't have to have an Asian accent. I don't
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what country we're in.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. You're you.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Okay. Got it. I didn't know.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know where you could have an Asian accent.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what country we're in. No, we're in America.
• 40:16
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Who gives a fuck?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Well, give me a setting then.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to be that specific? Yeah,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you're just okay. You live in Nashville.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Your wife is white. You're my son. Yeah, I'm not Asian.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: All right. Make believe that I'm your biological son.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 40:30
  Speaker 19: Right?
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Hey, daddy.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Hey, Chucky. What's up? I don't know, the people don't
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: even get thought of anymore, it feels like a lot
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: of times. And here's the toughest part, I think, Bernie,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: is as a person who, you know, has felt like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: in their life, maybe their father died in a war,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: their grandfather died in a war, and they've been tried
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to pay their taxes and be a, you know, considerate
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: person in their town or their country. After a while,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: those good people start, it starts to erode a little.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Because they don't feel like, and they lose their sense
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: of purpose. Man, when you lose the fabric of your society,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of people, that's how they, they didn't even
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: realize it. A lot of us don't even realize that
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: we identify as an American. And when you realize, well, America,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: it's nothing, but it's a shell LLC for fucking big corporations.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Then what am I? I'm just a, I'm just a idiot.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: You know, and you almost feel ashamed of yourself, you know,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: or you can, you know, anyway, just, I don't know.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: A lot of that stuff just, I just don't see
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: how people think that that's good or how you're going
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: to still be able to get people to buy in.
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: Theo, I think you said it better than I did.
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: I mean, I agree with you. I think a lot
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: of people are ashamed. They've given up. They're hurting. And
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: many of these people have fought and died, or their
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: families have fought and died in wars, and they're good people.
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: And maybe they're nurses and they're Business people?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anything. Crossing guard, mailman.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Right, exactly.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: They believe in their community.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: And meanwhile, they're getting ripped off by people on top
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: politically and economically.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Well, even the radio, like you're saying, it's like you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: used to have like a newspaper and you read and
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it meant something. Your community meant something. It used to
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: be that your grandpa worked at the factory and they
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: made the table that you have in your home. And
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: so everything had a story to it. There's some connection.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: And now it's like we're buying stuff from countries that
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: they're making it. They don't care. We're using it. We
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: don't care. There's no story. Nobody has any, like, there's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: no thread. You know, the thread just gets thin.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: That's a very profound point you just made.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: And so how do we get it back, you know?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: It ain't easy. But I think you hit the nail
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: on the head.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: And you don't drink or smoke, right?
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I don't drink or smoke.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: You never have.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: No, I never have. I had a great.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: brother who taught me a lesson don't drink what was
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: his name Donald.
• 42:51
  Speaker 30: His name was Fred Fred Trump so I never had
• 42:53
  Speaker 30: a cigarette and I've never had a glass of alcohol
• 42:57
  Speaker 30: and my brother was incredible he would tell me because
• 42:59
  Speaker 30: he knew he had a problem and he'd say don't
• 43:02
  Speaker 30: ever drink don't ever smoke he'd always add smoking because
• 43:04
  Speaker 30: he did smoke.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: A lot did you guys ever do anything fun together
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: like one nice memory that you have with him he.
• 43:09
  Speaker 30: Had a great talent for flying he was a pilot Oh, sweet.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: And he loved it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Did you ever fly with him?
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 43:16
  Speaker 30: I flew with him. He was a great pilot and
• 43:19
  Speaker 30: very talented. Other pilots would come to his house to
• 43:23
  Speaker 30: study with him.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Watch him fly.
• 43:25
  Speaker 30: And he was really talented at that. But ultimately, he
• 43:28
  Speaker 30: had to give that because of the alcohol. He had
• 43:30
  Speaker 30: to give that up, which was a hard thing for
• 43:32
  Speaker 30: him to do, but he had to give that up.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I saw where you had, your mom was out and
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you congratulated her on, she almost has 10 years of sobriety,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you said?
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: She's- In January?
• 43:43
  Speaker 36: January of 2025, she will be 10 years clean and sober.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: What was it like growing up like with an alcoholic mother? Like,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: no judgment against your mother. This is just to look at.
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: It, right?
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure. I appreciate that. Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: What is that like? Like, is it hard to make
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: a connection with your mom? Like, What are some of
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the side effects of that on a child?
• 44:01
  Speaker 36: Even as a young kid, I sort of very neatly
• 44:04
  Speaker 36: divided the world into like three categories of people, right?
• 44:06
  Speaker 36: There were the helpless people, the victims, the people who
• 44:09
  Speaker 36: needed to be helped. There were the bad guys who
• 44:12
  Speaker 36: were preying on the victims. And then there were the
• 44:14
  Speaker 36: strong people who sort of stood up for everybody else
• 44:18
  Speaker 36: and stood up to the bad guys. That's like, you know,
• 44:21
  Speaker 36: that's overly simplistic. But definitely, you know, I saw my mom...
• 44:27
  Speaker 36: Growing up very much as this person who was kind
• 44:30
  Speaker 36: of a victim and was being preyed on by bad people, right?
• 44:36
  Speaker 36: And then the person who was sort of looking up
• 44:37
  Speaker 36: for us and standing up for me especially was my grandmother.
• 44:41
  Speaker 36: And I think that attitude of, you know, some people–
• 44:46
  Speaker 36: are just not as strong as we wish them to be.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: And I probably went into the Marine.
• 44:51
  Speaker 36: Corps, I was pretty whiny, pretty resentful kid, was pissed
• 44:53
  Speaker 36: off at my mom, was pissed off at all these
• 44:55
  Speaker 36: other people because I didn't have the things that I
• 44:57
  Speaker 36: thought I should have. And then eventually, yeah, there's me
• 45:00
  Speaker 36: when I was much, much skinnier, much better looking.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: The Marines, dude, that was the original Ozempic. That's right.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of Asians for Trump out there. Do
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you know that? How do Asians feel about Trump? Let's
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: say it, man. Can I say something to you? Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 35: I'm not the president of Asians. You seem to think
• 45:27
  Speaker 35: that I'm their leader. Like every month there's a gathering, right?
• 45:33
  Speaker 35: And I get all this information from people.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 35: And then I go out to the world, I'm their
• 45:36
  Speaker 35: spokesperson or something. I don't know what the fuck you're
• 45:39
  Speaker 35: talking about.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: You're like Kim Jong-un. No, I'm not Kim Jong-un. You're
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: like a smaller, like scam Jong-un. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: was one lady that covered the Trump thing. I think
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: it was an Asian lady. Do you see the thing?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Covered the time that we interviewed Trump. This is kind
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: of self-aggrandizing or whatever. Oh, here we go.
• 45:57
  Speaker 13: But that's not even all. Trump has wooed this hyper-masculine
• 46:02
  Speaker 13: online culture deeply. During a recent podcast with the comedian
• 46:08
  Speaker 13: Theo Wong, instead of talking about economy or immigration or
• 46:13
  Speaker 13: healthcare or the global conflicts, they discussed cocaine addiction.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Did you really?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Cocaine addiction. Yeah. And some people are just food, just
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: real creeps when it comes to eating. You know, I've
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: had owl. You know, I don't know if we can
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: say it or not.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: No, you can't.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't. You just did. I didn't have it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: You ate an owl? You just said you did, though.
• 46:41
  Speaker 15: Huh?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You just said you had an owl. Did he not
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: just say.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: He had an owl?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. Wait a minute. I think he
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: said eagle.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't say eagle, dude. And if I did,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: it was a wigged eagle. I don't eat bald eagles. No,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: but I did have, we had an owl. My sister
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: grilled up two owls. You just said you didn't have it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 12: Was it fried?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I thought we could say it now. Sorry, Ronnie did it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I eat anything. You're a freaking owl eater.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: A balding owl eater.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a lot.
• 47:18
  Speaker 14: You didn't have a lot.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: There's not a lot to them. That's the trick. You
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: didn't swallow? I didn't inhale. You know, Thanksgiving is... It's
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: interesting that even time says, hey, hold on. I need
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you to give some thanks. I need you to, you
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: have to have some gratitude here. You know, and I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: think that that, to me, that's pretty fascinating. That that
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: is a speed bump that's been put into our calendar.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: It's just built in there. You know, it's a comma
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: that says, hey, care, right? Care about the things that
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: have happened to you. you know, find things to have
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: gratitude for. And see, I want to think about those
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: today and just things that I'm thankful for. I'm thankful. Yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: being able to whisper. That's a big one. I'm so
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: thankful for that because otherwise everybody in your family would
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: just wouldn't know how you felt about them.
• 48:26
  Speaker 37: You're asking me what I've been up to. I've been
• 48:28
  Speaker 37: visiting schools. Now I have to like look at real schools.
• 48:31
  Speaker 37: Cause my, my, you know, my, my oldest daughter's like
• 48:34
  Speaker 37: gonna turn five. So that's like kindergarten. So yes, she
• 48:36
  Speaker 37: has to get to like the real school system. And, uh,
• 48:39
  Speaker 37: we were looking at this one place and they have
• 48:42
  Speaker 37: plain clothes, just like guards now with guns.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: So it's kind of sick.
• 48:47
  Speaker 37: I was like, dude, I really want to retire and
• 48:49
  Speaker 37: become plain clothes. Just walk around a school, just grow
• 48:52
  Speaker 37: like a ponytail and just be a teacher. That's all
• 48:55
  Speaker 37: you do all day. You carry a gun. You just
• 48:56
  Speaker 37: wait for like some nerd to pop off and you
• 48:58
  Speaker 37: just blast them. dude that'd be that would be honorable man.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: But what if you fucking what if you start tripping
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: in your head and thinking that somebody's like some kid
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: is like plotting it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 37: Like i'm like the true detective i'm russ cole of
• 49:12
  Speaker 37: school school security i'd have to wait till they pop
• 49:17
  Speaker 37: they'd have to pull out first you think.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: You would set a kid off.
• 49:23
  Speaker 38: Is that no i'm sad you're saying like get like
• 49:26
  Speaker 38: all tripped out like damn is this kid paranoid like
• 49:28
  Speaker 38: i know these motherfuckers damien's up to some i know
• 49:30
  Speaker 38: he's packing no i would just wait i would chill
• 49:32
  Speaker 38: i'd do my thing in the moment one of those
• 49:34
  Speaker 38: motherfuckers pulled out the steel i would just be there.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Ready to die and just walk them down that's your job.
• 49:45
  Speaker 39: So beast games that's the show yeah so before this
• 49:48
  Speaker 39: we were shown on episode one of a show i
• 49:50
  Speaker 39: have coming out december 19th.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah you said there's a lot of uh world records
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: that were broken in the in the shooting of the
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: of this uh series yeah 40 guinness world records wow
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: yeah we have like so many plaques now that we
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: have up on our wall i'm basically making a wall
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: out of uh guinness plaques just from the show what
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: are some of the records you guys broke.
• 50:11
  Speaker 39: Uh most contestants ever in a show largest cash prize
• 50:14
  Speaker 39: in a show most cameras recording at once in a
• 50:16
  Speaker 39: show uh most people which you saw yeah uh and
• 50:20
  Speaker 39: uh show like most money given away in the first
• 50:22
  Speaker 39: episode of a show just like stuff like.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That yeah oh that's the most people probably since 9-11
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: i would think oh my gosh and we might have
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to take that out uh yeah and that i shouldn't
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: have said that i'll say something else um yeah i
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: haven't seen that many people uh at the same time. Wait,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: why was there a cut before you say what you're
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: saying right now?
• 50:39
  Speaker 11: Huh?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's just, we needed something. He had to use
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. I'd already soiled the conversation. Oh,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: that's the most people at once that I'd seen since, um, oh,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: since I was in the parking lot of a widespread
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: panic concert, you know, but that was LSD. Um, that
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: kind of works a little.
• 51:00
  Speaker 39: Yeah, I think that's, honestly, you should keep the first one.
• 51:05
  Speaker 21: But if I've done one thing well, it's what I
• 51:08
  Speaker 21: call failure. And that is I ran for sophomore, junior
• 51:14
  Speaker 21: and senior class presidents. I lost three times. And based
• 51:17
  Speaker 21: on my track record, I decided to run for student
• 51:19
  Speaker 21: body president where I went on to wait for it, lose.
• 51:23
  Speaker 21: I've started nine businesses, seven have failed. I can't tell
• 51:27
  Speaker 21: you how many women in Whole Foods and other places
• 51:29
  Speaker 21: and other retail establishments I've been rejected by. But the
• 51:32
  Speaker 21: reason I get to live the life I lead, the
• 51:35
  Speaker 21: reason I'm with a very high character, attractive person is
• 51:39
  Speaker 21: because I have always been able to endure rejection.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: And that is the key. That is the skill.
• 51:45
  Speaker 21: Because one of the great things about America is we
• 51:46
  Speaker 21: don't embrace failure. That's bullshit, but we tolerate it. If
• 51:50
  Speaker 21: your business fails, but you're a good person, usually your
• 51:52
  Speaker 21: investors will back you again. And if you approach a
• 51:55
  Speaker 21: woman and express interest and she's not interested, you're both
• 51:59
  Speaker 21: going to be fine.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:00
  Speaker 21: And show me a guy. Show me a guy. You know,
• 52:04
  Speaker 21: we all know that guy. You think, okay, he's a
• 52:06
  Speaker 21: nice guy. He's modestly successful. He's not that attractive. And
• 52:10
  Speaker 21: he's with just such a high quality woman. That guy
• 52:14
  Speaker 21: is not afraid of rejection. That guy cycled through nine
• 52:18
  Speaker 21: women who said, get the fuck away from me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 52:20
  Speaker 21: Before he found that one woman who gave him a
• 52:23
  Speaker 21: chance to be funny, kind. She was drawn to his smell.
• 52:27
  Speaker 21: She liked the way he treated his parents. The key
• 52:30
  Speaker 21: to success in America is what Winston Churchill said, and
• 52:33
  Speaker 21: that is the willingness to fail or your ability to
• 52:36
  Speaker 21: fail and not lose your sense of enthusiasm.
• 52:39
  Speaker 24: There was a study done in Australia. I used to
• 52:43
  Speaker 24: work in palliative care. as a doctor looking after dying people.
• 52:46
  Speaker 24: You know what the top regret of dying people was?
• 52:49
  Speaker 24: That they didn't have the courage to be themselves. And
• 52:52
  Speaker 24: the third top regret was that they didn't have the
• 52:56
  Speaker 24: courage to express their emotions. They pretended to be happy
• 53:00
  Speaker 24: when they were not and so on. So the question
• 53:03
  Speaker 24: for the rest of us is do we want to
• 53:05
  Speaker 24: wait till some terminal illness wakes us up or should
• 53:10
  Speaker 24: we just confront the fact that in so many ways
• 53:13
  Speaker 24: we're afraid to be authentic Because we're so afraid of
• 53:15
  Speaker 24: being rejected.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You've really taken over America, dude. You've kind of become
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: like a stitch in the American flag. I feel like
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you're like this thing that everybody feels like they can
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: believe in, you know?
• 53:27
  Speaker 30: There was a time last year and I just like
• 53:28
  Speaker 30: had a prayer where I was like, I want to
• 53:31
  Speaker 30: be happy.
• 53:31
  Speaker 31: I want to travel and I want to meet people.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: And God answered me like crazy. Really?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: And you really were praying that? Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: No, he humbled me for sure.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Wow, man. That's powerful, huh?
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no.
• 53:46
  Speaker 14: Power and prayer.
• 53:47
  Speaker 16: You're going to pay me to go fucking relive my life. Like,
• 53:50
  Speaker 16: if you said, hey, Sean, you want to go hit
• 53:51
  Speaker 16: the restart button?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Like, fuck you. Really?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck no.
• 53:55
  Speaker 16: The school system's like, oh, Sean, like, he's just a
• 53:57
  Speaker 16: bad kid. They don't realize I'm up until 3 o'clock
• 53:59
  Speaker 16: in the morning.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Like, you know, late. I mean, fuck, dude.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It's hard to stay up late and learn.
• 54:03
  Speaker 16: Dude, I remember, like, laying in bed. Like, I remember
• 54:05
  Speaker 16: I stopped believing in God, man.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Like, fucking.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Like, I had fucking.
• 54:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's crazy shit, dude.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Crazy shit, man. Yeah. It's okay, man. It's a lot
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: of that sad. Dude, I used to be scared at night. Like,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I used to stand up. Like, I heard when I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: was a kid that, like, if you peed around your, like,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: animals could pee somewhere that other animals wouldn't come. You
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about?
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that? Yeah, I'm sorry, bud. So, ah, man.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, buddy. It's all good, dude. We don't have
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to talk, man. I can just sit here with you
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: for a minute.
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: Oh, fuck.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Six seconds. I can just sit here. We can just
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: sit here.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: No, it's all good, dude.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Six seconds.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Just process it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 16: I think some hard things that people don't understand, like trauma,
• 55:30
  Speaker 16: you know?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Unless it just comes out. Oh, no, dude.
• 55:41
  Speaker 16: Like, I remember I have a hole in my gum. Yeah,
• 55:52
  Speaker 16: when I was a kid, I used to, scratch my
• 55:55
  Speaker 16: gum and I have a hole in my gum you
• 55:58
  Speaker 16: know just from being nervous and stuff nah just anxiety
• 56:01
  Speaker 16: you know yeah even to this day yeah I mean
• 56:06
  Speaker 16: today dude like I'm a grown ass man I don't
• 56:09
  Speaker 16: give a fuck I mean you can post this I don't.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Care oh dude I don't have any.
• 56:12
  Speaker 16: Nah it's all good dude I mean it is what
• 56:14
  Speaker 16: it is dude like it is what it is like
• 56:16
  Speaker 16: people understand like when I talk about like oh I'd
• 56:19
  Speaker 16: kill a man.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: It's like you.
• 56:21
  Speaker 16: Don't understand dude like When you go through that level
• 56:24
  Speaker 16: of trauma, like, you just view the world differently.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Anything new in the dating world? Uh, kinda. Yeah, what
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you got, you little squirrel buddy? What happened?
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: Well, back in March, I, uh, had a little, little
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: incident with a, with a girl.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: You had an incident? I met her at a bar.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: And then, went home with her that night.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: And now, Raleigh, at this point, you've never, you're still in, in,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Your ejaculatory promissory note with the Lord is still intact, right? Correct. Okay.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: So what happened? Did you end up, I mean, like,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: how did it end, dude? You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: did you end up, you know, creaming that little nugget
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: or what happened?
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 57:12
  Speaker 29: No!
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: What? Riley Mal!
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: God, baby. Congratulations, dude. I don't see a lot of that.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Come over here and shake my hand real quick. I
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: just want to shake the hand of a man that's
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: come recently this year. Congratulations, man.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Good to see you, brother.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: All right, go back.
• 57:54
  Speaker 40: Well, sniffing that cocaine all over town Honey, don't let
• 57:57
  Speaker 40: my deal go down Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine
• 58:00
  Speaker 40: be It was meant for horses, not for men. Doctor
• 58:04
  Speaker 40: said he'd kill you, but he didn't know when.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be.
• 58:09
  Speaker 40: Yeah, tell it to me, tell it to me. Drink
• 58:12
  Speaker 40: corn liquor, let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy, let
• 58:15
  Speaker 40: the cocaine be. Yeah, tell it to me, tell it
• 58:18
  Speaker 40: to me. Drink corn liquor, let the cocaine be.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be.
• 58:39
  Speaker 40: I'm walking up the fields, going down the main, trying
• 58:41
  Speaker 40: to find a nickel for to buy cocaine.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be.
• 58:46
  Speaker 40: It'll burn out your nose, your eyes turn red, the
• 58:49
  Speaker 40: goddamn cocaine will kill you dead. Hey, hey, buddy, let
• 58:52
  Speaker 40: the cocaine be. Yeah, tell it to me, tell it
• 58:56
  Speaker 40: to me, geraint, corn, liquor, let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy,
• 58:59
  Speaker 40: let the cocaine be. Yeah, tell it to me, tell
• 59:03
  Speaker 40: it to me. Drink corn liquor, let the cocaine be.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Come on.
• 59:23
  Speaker 40: Well, I don't know what I'm going to do.
• 59:26
  Speaker 23: It's killed my friends.
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: It's going to kill me, too. Hey, hey, buddy, let
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: the cocaine be.
• 59:30
  Speaker 40: Some of you people, you think you're tough. Sniffing that
• 59:34
  Speaker 40: cocaine just like snuff. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Well,
• 59:39
  Speaker 40: tell it to me. Tell it to me. Durain, corn, liquor,
• 59:41
  Speaker 40: let the cocaine be. Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be. Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 40: tell it to me, tell it to me. Drink corn liquor,
• 59:49
  Speaker 40: let the cocaine be.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, buddy, let the cocaine be.
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Wow!
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, man.