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BONUS: Red Carpet Fails & Dubs with Keltie Knight · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the bonus episode. But give them
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  Speaker 1: La La podcast. We have Kelty Night. I picture you
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: like galloping in on.
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  Speaker 2: A white chucking a Celsius, staying awake.
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  Speaker 1: Do you boo? So this episode I was thinking, since
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  Speaker 1: I have you on Kelty and you are fabulous. You
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  Speaker 1: do all the red carpets most memorable moments on a
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: red carpet, from fashion to like an oh shit. And
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: we got actually a lot of people writing in where
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  Speaker 1: I had to google and look these things up, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, holy fuck, that is funny. Because I live
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: under a rock. I don't know anything. I get news
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  Speaker 1: like three weeks sometimes three months later, and I'm like,
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: did you hear about Army hammer this man? And Stacey
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  Speaker 1: has to tell me that happened like six months ago,
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  Speaker 1: So like, get over. So you have been boots on
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  Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah, what's the most memorable red carpet moment
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  Speaker 1: that you've had or even seen?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, so many.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you the one that I get a lot
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  Speaker 3: of crap for, but it's really memorable. Grammys Aria, I'm
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  Speaker 3: in a pink, fluffy feather dress. Derek, what you google it?
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  Speaker 3: What year is that and arian so ariana grande grande.
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  Speaker 3: I was a real champion for her when she was
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  Speaker 3: coming up from uh Nickelodeon, Sam and Kat. I used
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  Speaker 3: to see her on all the kids Choice teen Choice awards.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people would pass on her because she
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  Speaker 3: wasn't really a star. She was just like a kiddie Stark.
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  Speaker 3: But I always took her. I knew her brother, Frankie
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  Speaker 3: from New York from Broadway, so I would always take
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  Speaker 3: her and we had a friendship and dmd a bunch
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  Speaker 3: and whatever. Anyway, so she actually walked the red carpet. Nope,
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  Speaker 3: not that pink dress.
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  Speaker 1: This one.
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  Speaker 3: This one, yep, she walked the red carpet in a gray,
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  Speaker 3: huge puffy dress. And then she actually went while Roach
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  Speaker 3: was stalling her at the time. She went backstage, she
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  Speaker 3: changed into a different dress. There's the interview, and she
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  Speaker 3: came back to my I was the only one that
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  Speaker 3: got her at the Grammys. She came only exclusively to me,
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  Speaker 3: and she changed a new outfit just for the interview,
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  Speaker 3: which was amazing. And then I got so excited. I
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  Speaker 3: got rhinestones on my ponytail.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was like, oh yeah, I'm overdressed.
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  Speaker 3: By one thousand percent as usual, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, you're nominated for a Song of the Year.
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  Speaker 3: And I started singing like seven Rings, but she was
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  Speaker 3: actually nominated for thank You next and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't stopped listening to this song like forever. And
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  Speaker 3: then I was like, I got the thank You net
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  Speaker 3: and there she was like I was like, seven Rings,
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  Speaker 3: what a hit?
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  Speaker 1: Thank You?
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  Speaker 3: Like I sang her song and I was she had
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  Speaker 3: so many hits that year. In my defense, but the
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  Speaker 3: Internet has taken that interview and they were like, this bitch,
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  Speaker 3: she has no idea what she's singing. She doesn't know
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  Speaker 3: what she's she says, she's the biggest fan.
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  Speaker 2: Like I love you so much. You're like the best to.
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  Speaker 3: Me, and like I don't even know what song is
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  Speaker 3: nominated and I'm just in a feather and I got
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  Speaker 3: a braided poem. Clayton Hawkins, who does like now Olivia
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  Speaker 3: Rodrigo's everyone goods hair. At the time, he was like
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  Speaker 3: a kind of coming up hair stylist and he literally
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  Speaker 3: has said to me, I made so many mistakes on
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  Speaker 3: your hair.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I really learned my way.
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  Speaker 3: Got your rated points with like the stick on little
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  Speaker 3: like velkral rhyanestones in it, like it was wild.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, beautiful is what you look like?
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  Speaker 3: And I thought the dress was designer and then the
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  Speaker 3: belt was from Amazon because I needed like I needed
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  Speaker 3: to bring in the got so many.
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  Speaker 4: Mistakes, you know, when you need a last.
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  Speaker 2: For your Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, totally stop talking Easton what's yours?
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  Speaker 5: Mine was? I don't I think it was just a
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  Speaker 5: music Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Ace Hood all right, shout out a Hood though hip
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  Speaker 4: hop artists, hip hop artist. He's doing an interview and
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  Speaker 4: his watch bezel just falls off because it's fake.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know a real one that's fallen off, but.
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  Speaker 4: Like even the camera guy like zooms in close to
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  Speaker 4: try to save it and all of this stuff. And
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  Speaker 4: you see like ace Hood reaching down to grab the
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  Speaker 4: bezel and they're like, oh you lost a bezel?
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  Speaker 1: U that was I was interviewing him and he looks
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  Speaker 1: down Bowow does while he's trying to listen to Acehood,
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  Speaker 1: and Ace Hood is answering the question, just dad stare
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  Speaker 1: at the.
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  Speaker 5: At the best, how anson bezel? How mortified I would
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  Speaker 5: have left?
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  Speaker 3: That's I mean, I gotta be honest from what I know,
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  Speaker 3: of the music business.
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  Speaker 2: Ace Hood does not have enough money to have that watch.
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  Speaker 5: He's not, but he's great.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're great, Ace, but like just wear the Shanola
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  Speaker 2: like everybody else.
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  Speaker 5: You're fine.
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  Speaker 3: Michael Cores from Macy's.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Cours. Can you imagine Michael Corrus?
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  Speaker 1: I remember the first boyfriend, uh, not the first one
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  Speaker 1: I ever had. There's only been a couple. But I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was so fabulous going into Michael Cores. I
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  Speaker 1: was probably twenty twenty one to get my mom a
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  Speaker 1: watch and it was like three hundred dollars and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, he's gonna think I'm so bothererd this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like in la, I tell you one thing, Beverly Center, what.
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  Speaker 4: The watch that you bought? Mob she gave to me,
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  Speaker 4: tried to She goes, do you want this? I looked
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  Speaker 4: at it and said, no.
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  Speaker 1: We love you, Michael. Course, if you want to sponsor
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: the podcast, we'd die for it. Watch mine is when
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  Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie had on the black dress and it became
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  Speaker 1: like a bunch of memes and she fell out the
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  Speaker 1: leg out and I thought it was great because I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm funny about legs and I'm funny about my legs.
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  Speaker 1: When I get pregnant, I get massive kinkles and I
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  Speaker 1: don't have like a cute, dainty ankle. I never have.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I did, because then I could pull off
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  Speaker 1: like really cute Haley Baber type shit. But the mean,
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  Speaker 1: like the way she worked to get that leg out there,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I didn't understand the memes. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: when you have a leg like that in a slit
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  Speaker 1: that high, you must show it. And you know what,
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  Speaker 1: it so iconic that j Lo then like three years
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: later did the same did the exact same thing. But
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  Speaker 1: I wonder, like if you have I'm sure there are
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  Speaker 1: like maybe what five four to five seven.
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  Speaker 3: Jlo's probably five four or five five. She's a little
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  Speaker 3: shorter than me, and Angeline is tall. She might be
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  Speaker 3: five to seven five eight.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So like when you're like a Kylie or Kendall Jenner,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't look as awkward getting the leg out there,
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  Speaker 1: But when you're like kind of short stack like us,
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  Speaker 1: because five to seven it's like an average height, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a little of at all height. No, so you
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  Speaker 1: have to be careful about how how you extend the leg,
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  Speaker 1: which is why. I guess it's a meme. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was great. I was like, this is fabulous, and
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  Speaker 1: then I saw everyone making fun of her.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was a meme because the dress was velvet.
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  Speaker 3: It was very heavy, so we don't make as much
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  Speaker 3: fun of the leg when it's like a Schiffani like
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  Speaker 3: Zendea moment.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but you know how heavy a velvet dress is.
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  Speaker 2: Lah like, she had to really put in the work.
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  Speaker 2: But you should be sweating the rest.
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  Speaker 3: To like, you know, the rehearsal, the rehearsal in the
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  Speaker 3: hotel room, working it out with the stylus of like
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  Speaker 3: how are you gonna pose?
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  Speaker 2: And then she's she's tired by the time. She shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have flopped it out there because she was exhausted. You know,
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  Speaker 2: She's like, goddamn it, this dress. Why did I wear
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  Speaker 2: this so heavy velvet? You know, it wasn't an easy leg.
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  Speaker 1: I even want was so proud.
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  Speaker 2: We were like, bravo, you got it out. It looked
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  Speaker 2: really kind. Why no, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you, I'm now thinking that I never
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  Speaker 4: think of the ship that goes into what you have
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  Speaker 4: to actually walk in.
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  Speaker 3: One time I wore a dress to the Grammys, and
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  Speaker 3: it did not fit me because it was sample size
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  Speaker 3: and I had to wear this corset thing underneath it.
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  Speaker 3: I wore the corset so tight I bruised my ribs.
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  Speaker 3: I was crying at the end of the Red Carpet.
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  Speaker 2: It was so painful. So like the.
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  Speaker 4: Shoe, oh see, and I never I look at it
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, it looks beautiful. I'm not like
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  Speaker 4: this bitch is walking around with fifteen pounds of bricks
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  Speaker 4: on her.
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  Speaker 1: No, you never think that until you walk through the
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  Speaker 1: Housewives and you see what they're putting on.
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  Speaker 5: What about the feet in a dress like that?
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  Speaker 4: Are you coming out with pinky well, you come out
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  Speaker 4: with that.
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  Speaker 2: A little baby toe that just got away.
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  Speaker 1: Literally you do it for the moment.
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  Speaker 3: It's not in, you know, you wanted to be in,
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  Speaker 3: and then you look you see the pictures on Wiki
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  Speaker 3: feet later and you're like, that little piggy got away.
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: Was Stuart Whitesman could not contain her, you know, stage.
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  Speaker 5: Right, just trying to get sucked on.
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  Speaker 1: No, not the pingky toe. I got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people writing in about the Lady Gaga meat dress. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it was not real meat.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: It was real meat. Yeah, I was not. For some reason,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't that that amazed. It was New York.
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  Speaker 5: I think small come so foul.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: The meat dress was wild.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Lady Gaga at her greatest really does give
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  Speaker 3: us a red carpet. I'll never have a great Lady
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  Speaker 3: Gaga red carpet story. Tell me, we're at the.
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  Speaker 2: Toronto Film Festival. It was when she was doing with
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  Speaker 2: Bradley Cooper, Oh Stars, Star Is.
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  Speaker 3: Born, and the Toronto Film festal was really the start
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  Speaker 3: of award season, and she came and she had this
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  Speaker 3: black velvet dress. Sorry she wasn't working as hard as Angelina,
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  Speaker 3: but it had this big like chiffon cape that went
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  Speaker 3: over the front like a veil.
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  Speaker 1: I remember this.
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: And she walked out for the photographers and then she
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  Speaker 3: opened the cape and she did all of her solo
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: shots on the red carpet over the shoulder the cape.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: The veil has been removed, and then she was like,
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: oh shit, I don't think I got the moment. So
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: she recaped, she went back into the cape, and she
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: went to the start of the carpet and she met
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: up with Bradley Cooper and she stood before him and
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  Speaker 3: he uncaped her.
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  Speaker 2: He took the veil and it was like the.
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  Speaker 3: Big moment of him like lifting the veil off her,
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  Speaker 3: but like that was not the original uncaping. She had
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: already had, she had already unveiled. And then she's such
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: a mastermind. She was like, I don't think this is
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: gonna hit the way it needs to. I'm getting this
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  Speaker 3: oster's bitch. And she went back to the start of
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  Speaker 3: the carpet and she gave him the look and he
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  Speaker 3: unveiled her.
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  Speaker 2: Its amazing that, I'm.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Telling you, people who commit to the moment. I'm so envious.
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  Speaker 2: She's the fame. She knows how to work the fame.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: I know, I need to take note, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Zendea will like she'll work it, and then she'll have
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: someone with a blower, like blowing her hair in the
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  Speaker 3: wind on the red carpet. Like that's why when people
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: are like, oh, I'm going to this thing, it's a
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: red carpet, I was like, it will never You'll you
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  Speaker 3: want to be, You'll never be. You need years of
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: hard work on this red carpet to get it. Does
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: the rest of us just go and they're like, keunty
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  Speaker 3: over here, and you're like, no, I know my biggest
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  Speaker 3: twenty minutes posing the boots the house down.
• 10:39
  Speaker 5: Here, you know, poses feel weird and go yeah, no,
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And I hate when they're like, la, la, can we
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: get a hand on the hip and a smile? I'm
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: like like, sure, fuck you, and I don't depot ie.
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  Speaker 5: Most forced smile you've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm this is not how I looked in the
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  Speaker 3: mirror before I left the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: I looked so fierce and then and I'm.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Like, what is that? I hated? I need approval. Kim
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  Speaker 1: k having flower poured on her do you remember this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It was it was a fur thing.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: She was at her perfume launch and got flowered.
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  Speaker 3: And there's side to be famous enough to be harassed
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  Speaker 3: on a red carpet.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be you.
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  Speaker 2: Has anyone thrown me a thrown a flower?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever had a red carpet where it was
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: like the fans came for you?
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't. Maybe I should hire someone though,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: to give me like that's the ultimate.
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  Speaker 3: You know you're super famous when someone plots like a
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: terror attack on you in a red carpet, you know
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: what I mean. They're like, Kim k is going to
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: be there, here's where I take her down. No, I
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: mean I want her to be safe. Obviously I know
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: she's been, but it's like, damn, you are really famous.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's not just about having a good outfit and
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: being a who wore it better?
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  Speaker 4: Like this is like we're doing this because we throw
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: the flower on her, everybody will.
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  Speaker 2: Notice you're so famous.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you, oh, I'm for sure staging it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: What a same.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly I have there there was a carpet I went to,
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: Oh do you remember right after Amy Schumer was at
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  Speaker 3: the time one hundred gala and she fell on purpose
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: or fell, and it was like she got really famous
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: from that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait didn't she do it in front of Kim and Kanye?
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  Speaker 3: I think so yes. So she fell and it was
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: like this big funny thing. Then for like, honestly years, guys,
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, when will I fall? Like that's good move, Amy,
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: I got to steal that, like honestly, well, you know,
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: just last year at the Golden Globes, I my engagement ring,
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: well it was my anniversary ring. The diamond fell out
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: of the setting. I've never been more vible in my life.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: The editors from People magazine like, people love you keep
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: giving us updates on the diamonds.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, damn okay.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, you know, I just released a book
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: and you guys passed so cool.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: But you know, like the diamond was gone.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: It fell off. I was like, it's in Jlo's train.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Like I don't really I never found the diamond.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: By the way. Anyway, yes, someone stole it, but like
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: god if I people like you did.
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  Speaker 3: It on purpose, right to get more famous, And I
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: was like, I didn't, but I'll do it again.
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  Speaker 2: What am I? I'm already planning this golden globes? What am
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: I going to lose?
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: Like I you know, I wear wigs on your news
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  Speaker 3: a lot just to peck my hair. And I was like, god,
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: damn it, I really need to be on a red carpet.
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  Speaker 2: And then just like, oh, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, yes, I'll do it. See it's the organic moment
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: because a lot of people were wondering if you ever
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: found the diamond.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: No, I never found the diamond. It's gone, it's out.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: We searched for it. I was on my hands and
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: knees the problem with it is at any other event,
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: you probably would have been able to find it. But
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: the golden globes, there's so many rhinestones, Like on the dresses,
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: there's just the red carpet is just shrapnel, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's just.
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  Speaker 3: It's just feathers and glitter and dead shoes and hopes
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: and dreams and like it's just all over the ground.
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  Speaker 3: So we never found it, and god, I never went
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: so viral.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I had a beautiful company reached.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: I had a lot of companies actually reach out to me,
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: and I should have done more, but I was just like,
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: I'll just take a free diamond.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: So I took a free diamond.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: I should have done like the Ariana Dura cell thing
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: where I like, this is my first leap into like
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: new fame.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I should have done a commercial for Cave Jewelers.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Or something and then don't lose your diamond get K.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: But no, well not first of all, no one offered that.
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: But if they would have, you would have taken is like,
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: you know what, it's great, and now my husband have
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: Actually I was at dinner with Heather Dubro a few
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: weeks ago, and I was with Justin semester host of
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: You News and me and Heather Debro and she was
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: like making fun of what's it called when you grow
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: lab grown diamonds?
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Diamond I have?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Is my diamond?
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Yes, I or something?
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: No, it's lab grown so it's like the same thing
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: that they press it like earth. So you can even
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: have a blood diamond with like a small child goes
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: in the earth and like gets hurt taking it, or
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: you can have a And I'm like, I like the
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: idea of like a lab grown diamond. You can't tell
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: like if you take it to.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: You it's a heat like because when they press it,
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: it's way hotter.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: So that's the only who's walking around with.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: We checked the diamond.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: We checked a diamond, well, Heather dubros. So she turned
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: to me and she says something. She's like, yeah, her
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: and her stupid lap grown diamond. And Justin looks at
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: me because I have, like now I have this massive
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: I'm not wearing it today.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: But he looks at me and he goes because he
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: was like, are you gonna tell her? Am I going
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: to tell her? And I was like, Terry, Terry.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Love your work. Angeline is only kissing her brother. Oh, yeah,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I remember, yes, yeah, like a steamy kiss. It was
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: so uncomfortable, and I remember being young and being like
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I remember that being extra fucking crazy.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: But also it was just like good multiple times, just
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: like one.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Red one one moment that they just like laid it
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: on each other. It was very strange. It was in
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: her like Laura Croft, let's get her blood on her neck.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was an era. I mean, I just
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: appreciate anyone who will.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Give us something to talk about, mean to be anything
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: but boring.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean basically, I have a podcast. Your you know,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: most of your career is based on give me a
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: fucking story, give me no Wait, what do you mean,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: give him the laa like, give them the show, give
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: them the show? Okay, I like that. The Kim and
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Kanye when they showed up in their black outfits. What
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: did you take away from that?
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: This is at the met gala.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, when Kim shadow Yes, a lot of people were like,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: she did this because she's that famous, she doesn't even
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: have to show her face, Like you just know the
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: moment that body in silhouette walks out, that is Kim Kardashian.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I think at the met Gala, anything goes. I appreciate
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: people who like are weird and give us something to
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: talk about. But to be honest, the best thing about
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Kim Kay and her fashion is the face card. It's like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: what are we doing with this glam?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Because I decide what I'm gonna ask for in an
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: unrealistic way for the next three years of my life
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: right after she walks a carpet.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: So for her to cover the face is a national tragedy.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Don't cover the face. Well, other people can cover their faces.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: But Kim k you're for your face.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I what kind of eyebrow are we doing? Are we
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: doing the heavy added in, are we doing the feather brow?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: We don't know until you tell.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Us she's There's not one look of Kim Kardashier.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: One was the roast Tom Brady's roast got her face card,
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: never declined.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Never And you know what I'll tell you.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian is probably the most professional, best person in Hollywood.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I've interviewed her so many times. She has never been
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: late one time, not.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Even a minute.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't get to where she is though by
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: being late.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: We actually a lot of people in Hollywood that are
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: very far by.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Being I've waited six to eight hours for famous people before,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: like like Kim Kardashian of her interview. I remember one
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: specifically was at ten am. She was launching a sum
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: gas line nine fifty five. She walked out with the
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Glam team stood in her spot so they could see
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: the lighting.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Did last looks?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: So she turned to me at ten she was already
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: miked and the interview started at ten like it was
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: so on time, Like I love that about.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: No, Yeah, I agree, I've heard it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I've heard nothing but fabulous things about KIMR.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: She's pretty cool. She's pretty cool.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: That she's beyond kind, beyond professional and takes everybody else's
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: time into consideration.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is rare.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: That is beyond would respect that from her?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: No, because Chris Jenner will literally vault her like you're out.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: He's the favorite.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Courtney is the favorite.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be outed by Chris, Like you've
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: got to stay number one child, you know, and number
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: one child is on time.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I still I still can't tell if Hylie Jenner or
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Kim is the favorite.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: I know it's a hard but is it Chloe?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Because they have houses in the same cul de sac
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: that they own.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Always my personal favorite who I want to hang out with.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: But she seems most down to earth and like you could,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: she fucks around like nothing serious.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: To me, she's the most relatable because I I just
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: relate to her wanting to be with her children and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: be at home and not being ready to date anybody
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: and just being a little gun shy. I'm into it,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: and I wish I could cry like her. I get
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the ugly cry. But when she talks about her pain,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh my gosh, her face stays stunny and
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: there's just tears rolling down. Jason Derulo falling down the
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: stairs at the can Film Festival. You know who Jason
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Derulo is?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jason.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Is he the one that's like.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Him?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: He's a great dancer.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I also will just I'm just taking that out of
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Derula's playbook, and I'm put in my pocket for the
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: word season. I can't let me know when where there
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: are some stairs, I would love to break like a
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: bone for something.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: That's all.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: You have a doctor on deck so that you can
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: literally people after you fall. It's like, oh my god,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: she needs medical attention now.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: And they have to cast you right, and they have
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: to put me on the thing.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And screwy me or that anything to make the.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Fainted.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: At the Emmys, it was a very hot Emmy's I remember,
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: and like, I mean, she's still really famous, but it
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: didn't do what it needed to do. I think she
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: could have done a better job. She did it for real,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: but I think she needed to tell it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's why I think it's someone has
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to be planned.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to milk it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I actually regret all the times that I passed out
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: on camera that I didn't allow them to show.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I would be like a little too drunken, dehydrate and
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: like pass out at dinner and be like.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: You can't bring cameras up for this.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: My life is in danger, and it's like no, You're
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: like honestly a huge moment for people to make a
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: meme iconic. Do you remember when Jared Leto at the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: met Gala, he had a replica of his own hand.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I interviewed him that night at the Macala. Their replica
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: was GOORGINI. Okay, really, I'm telling you two Jared Letto's
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: is better than one. What a weird dude, But like
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I do kind of love a thirty seconds. I love
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Jordan Canlado like I've grown up on Jared Letto. We
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: just saw him at the airport. What airport, Ubian Atlanta airport.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: He was just normal, no guide, no help around him.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: He was wearing a calftan. It was very obvious it
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: was Jared Letto, like where's your handler? Don't you need
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: someone getting you in? Like, I just love him, but
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: that head was insane.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: It was Gucci. He's just cool man.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: And he seems cool.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: He's like a cult leader. I think right what I'm
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: into it?
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: The uh? I can't remember his name.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: It's like Mark Jacobs, but he's older, has long black hair.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: And Quliano.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: No, but his wife has his head as a person.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: No, I know who you're talking about. And it's none
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: of the names that you guys just mentioned. And it's
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: so wild that you're blinking on the name right now.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I know it because you do know it. We'll get
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: back to it.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, onlie, your next red carpet should be like
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: a little baby ocean head in a purse.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I'm doing all of these things, okay, I have someone
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: taking notes.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: People say that I should be a success coach, and
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I got it, Like that would be
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: so cute for Mother's Day. It's just like a little
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: a little stuffy, but it's your babies.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Do you know who could make one?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know Etsy can do anything.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna look it up because that actually I.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Saw these cat and dog purses. But now if it
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: was like just a little baby, I know, it's probably weird.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: It's not like if you carried a doll of your
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: baby around that's weird.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: But you know, no, but it's a moment we're talking
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: about doing it. I mean you're talking about.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Kelsey Ballerini did her I know what you're right, Kelsey
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Ballerini just did her first acting in Doctor Odyssey. And
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: it's like, I guess it has something to do with
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: fish because she brought a purse that doesn't hold anything.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: It just had a goldfish in it. That's it swimming
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: around the goldfish purse, right, Yeah, I think there's water
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: in it. It looked real.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I don't maybe put anything in it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: There was no phone.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Someone else was holding the phone, but like she played it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: She played it, and then we we're talking about her.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But you know what, Judith liber makes bags that are
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: fabulous and no one puts shit in those things.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: If I have the Hamberger, yeah, you would have the
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Hamburger one.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I got Hamburger sounds so good?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, why do you.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Think I would have the Hamburger one?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: It just seems like the right level of iconic for you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: It's like the right like she wouldn't have the Rose
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: or the Eiffel Tower.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Like she's like, I have the Hamburger.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: I want.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get a two thousand dollars useless person, can't
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: put anything in it.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Get the Hamburger.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: It was six actually six. Yeah, And I don't even
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: know why I did it. I was bored one night
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a weird Hamburger person.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: And I saw the I didn't even know who Judith
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Lieber was because I'm a weirdo. Oh we have the
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Goldfish bag. It's very cool. I kind of have that
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: reel the Goldfish.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: It's the Goldfish real, Derek. We don't know.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: It's a very small space. Okay, got flower? Someone said
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: j Loo in her Chaparrelli dress. Is it the one
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: she walks up and the person's like.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: What or who are you?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Wearing. She's like Pepperelli. I mean, have you interviewed her before?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I'million time? I'm a j Loo stand okay? I will wait.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Twenty four hours ten review jay Loo. Jlo is the
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: last great Unicorn of Hollywood. I stand by what I'm saying,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: not that she's aging, but like she she really gives
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: them the show. She understands the assignment every time, whether
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: she should or she should not. She pulls the focus
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: like there was the year of Golden Globes where she
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: was just presenting because she was nominated many many years ago.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: This is pre her last nomination, and like everyone who's
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: nominated came in like a boring s dress, and Jaylo's
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: just in this yellow with like one hundred million dollars
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: worth of diamonds on, like she just will go to
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: the opening of an envelope in the most ridiculous, insane
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: dress that will never stop talking about.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: She was just at the Wicked premiere, It's not.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Even her movie, and she came in like a cutout, sexual,
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: rhinestone but dazzled showgirl dress.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Like I freaking love j Loo.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: She gives us the goddamn la la every goddamn time.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Let's make that a thing I give they gave them that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: She just like, really does it exactly is?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: But was she was that the one she was catching
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: heat for because it was like try hard, I always
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: start heat.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: She's catching heat for everything, and she doesn't care. She's
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: a showgirl. She's gonna show up. She's gonna do too much.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: She's doing the most at all time. Like if you
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: think about what Jaylo has done in the last year,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: it's like the documentary, the other documentary, the movie. Then
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: she's got an album that she's like, she's doing too much.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: We need you to go away a little bit and
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: so we can miss you and then you can come back.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Like now she's in the oscar race for this new movie,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Like she is booked and busy, but she's like, you
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: know what, I don't care. I'm still gonna come to
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: your premiere in the best dress of the night, even
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: though it's not my movie, Like, I just love this.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: You need to get in your j Loo era. That's
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: twenty two the goddamn focus La La.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm literally.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Main character, main j Loo energy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna get out of my Wounded Bird era. Yes,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: because I'm sitting here and I'm like, I'm a bird
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting on my my eggs and now they've
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: had and now time I've got to go fly, and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I'm doing all the things. Literally, I'm making a mental note.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hire a stylist that is so off
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the fucking wall. Yeah, I may even show up with
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: my eyebrows bleached, maybe shave them off completely. They'll grow back.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Who gives one fuck?
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I think you should just really go for it and
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: just just give them lalla.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Shove it down their throats.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Shove it down their throats. You win, and it's natural
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: for you. I watched you on Watch What Happens Live.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Not a lot of people come in a non black
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: onesie outfit like that's a big that's a cameltoe waiting
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: to happen.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: But you gave it to us. You gave us the lalla.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I was, by the way, beautiful hair, you are perfect,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: more than welcome. I saw this, speaking of camelto I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: saw this in the valley yesterday and I thought it
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: was it was so fucking iconic. You guys, and I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: don't know who who would have done this, but it
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: literally says I do pedicures on cameltoes, so I will
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: be rock The cameltoe is actually back in. I read.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I love it and I just think you should give
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: it all.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like the nipples out.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: We go from here, nipples and cameltoe.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Nipples destroyed from.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: The baby, you know, I guess everything is destroyed from
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: the baby.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: But his elbows are in. Actually it's left.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I easton cover your ears, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I'm having a moment with Kelty. My cookie gets cut
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: after childbirth. Let me tell you and my nipples, you
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: know what, have a heyday. Boys there they are ready
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: for whatever. Like these babies have nursed two children.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Fuck them up, yeah, go down, give them the laala.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: They will give you the la la.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah, well that standard. I had the best time
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: with you yet again. So fun you guys. Thank you
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: for listening to another bonus so of the Give Them
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Lalla podcast. Reminder that we will be with you on
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Wednesdays through your headphones and you can catch the YouTube
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: on Fridays at nine am Pacific time. The bonus episodes
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: air Monday through your headphones but also on YouTube same day.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. Enjoy the week. I hope you fuck it up. Babes,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Catch you Wednesday.