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OUTRO: Pulling at Fieldays · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Banks fan of the Hurdarky Big for Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: To make sure you check out more from Jay, Smike
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  Speaker 2: and Kezy on their Instagram at Haducky Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Lunching into them four to seven every weekday on radio Hurraarky.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks mate.
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  Speaker 5: Here you get everyone.
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  Speaker 4: And we're live at field Days at the Good George
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  Speaker 4: Bar and Eatery.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a.
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  Speaker 4: Real country vibe going on as you can hear in
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  Speaker 4: the background, no doubt, a lot of country music, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of backbones here, a lot of farmers in their
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  Speaker 4: outdoor gears. She's been passing down all day, having a
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  Speaker 4: few quiet beusies.
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  Speaker 1: In the barn fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Always good to get down to field Days and have
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  Speaker 4: a bit of a wonder around and see what's happening
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  Speaker 4: in the agricultural world.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of a lot of white men. Fuck. So,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.
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  Speaker 1: I think you can say that, Mogi. I think that's fair.
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  Speaker 3: What do you reckon? We're running at probably a ninety
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  Speaker 3: two to eight ratio?
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  Speaker 5: Would that be?
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  Speaker 1: Can I?
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  Speaker 4: Can I phrase it this way? It's a real sausage fest.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you love that? A keasy hey, Welcome back
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  Speaker 4: Kezy from Barley by.
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  Speaker 1: The way, Well you don't want yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Feller's good to be back.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot of dudes here, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of Arim Williams, a lot of chicken shirts. But that's
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  Speaker 2: what you expect from field Days. And to be honest, fellas,
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  Speaker 2: I feel right at home.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just reading some backbones T shirt and it says
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a guy in ecologist.
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  Speaker 1: But I know I see when I see.
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  Speaker 6: What that dude gets laid off.
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  Speaker 3: If you come to field Days and you managed to
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  Speaker 3: pull as a male.
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  Speaker 5: You're doing, you are doing. You are a top contender.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, Mogi had a fantastic idea Kezy for field Days.
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  Speaker 1: A mister and missus field Days.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they do have the they've got the one for
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  Speaker 2: is it the farmer's wife?
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  Speaker 3: The farmer's wife, I form a flatmate of mine. She
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  Speaker 3: participated in that one year he had to back a trailer. Right,
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  Speaker 3: I can do that. Scour beer, punch of guy's teeth
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  Speaker 3: down his throat. There's a couple of things. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 3: went pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah is that a real thing?
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  Speaker 5: Is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Not sure where they did it. Maybe it wasn't Field
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  Speaker 5: days it was here. Yeah, right, I was.
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  Speaker 2: In front of that little undercover area. But I think
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  Speaker 2: they do it on the Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't there some sort of reality show where farmer wants
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  Speaker 4: a wife?
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  Speaker 1: The farmer wants a wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're all horny bastards and they went getting
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  Speaker 4: sort of you know, there was no loving going on,
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  Speaker 4: and so, you know, because can be lonely. I remember
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  Speaker 4: when I was farming, you know, I can get lonely
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  Speaker 4: up there, fellers, Where were you in the paddocks by
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  Speaker 4: yourself from the four wheeler there, just HEARDing the cows
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  Speaker 4: and that's in the fence and laying silent.
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  Speaker 5: Lamb silence, Yeah, and all that.
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  Speaker 4: And whilst I am a man of the land and
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  Speaker 4: I love the isolation of it and get to you.
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  Speaker 2: Can see I don't think I go well with isolation
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  Speaker 2: like I do for about three days, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 2: it goes to ship and I start going nutty.
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  Speaker 6: So I couldn't be out there in the paddock.
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  Speaker 5: You got your.
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  Speaker 3: Cows, though, keasy, You're never alone as long as you've
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  Speaker 3: got a heaper by your side.
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  Speaker 1: And don't forget you don't forget your dogs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you got your dog.
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  Speaker 1: Farmers love their dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Well they don't. Actually they see them. They see
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  Speaker 3: them as tools.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they do, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And very little tolerance for it. You know, there's no eye.
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  Speaker 3: You know it's going to cost you three grand for
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  Speaker 3: an operation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, there's none of that ship. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's out the back paddic.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm sure there's exceptions to the rule.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean I was the exception to
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  Speaker 1: the rule.
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  Speaker 4: I love my dog, oh yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: your day were my life blood when I was on
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  Speaker 4: the family.
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  Speaker 6: Your lifeblood.
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  Speaker 1: Keep me cumpany yeah, keep me warm at night the house.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like at all.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I was really playing against type bear the
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  Speaker 1: whole show.
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  Speaker 6: One days from four on Radio Hurarchy. Remember the Wracky
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  Speaker 6: Big Show podcast. Are you guys people that let dogs
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  Speaker 6: sleep on your bed?
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  Speaker 5: Well? I used that, we used to.
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  Speaker 3: But now that my dog, who Tinker, is of an age,
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  Speaker 3: she snores even when she's awake.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, So I just can't. We can't do it. So
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  Speaker 5: we've got to put her out quite outside, but out
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  Speaker 5: of the room.
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  Speaker 4: That was one of our things. Actually, no dog on
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  Speaker 4: the bed, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: But hang on, doesn't your dog do ship ships on
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  Speaker 6: your bed.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. No, that was one occasion where she jumped on
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  Speaker 4: the bed and there was thunderstorms going on, and she
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  Speaker 4: didn't really ship.
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  Speaker 5: She just did a little squirt.
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  Speaker 6: That's worse.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was worse, but trying to But I do
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  Speaker 1: notice that.
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  Speaker 4: She's I get up before my wife, generally speaking, make
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  Speaker 4: the coffees and stuff, and the dog sneaks into the
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  Speaker 4: room and jumps on the beard with it, and she
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  Speaker 4: allows them.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's going on there?
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  Speaker 5: Oh? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: See I was always brought up in a house with
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  Speaker 2: the dog, and our dog was massive.
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  Speaker 5: It was a hunter.
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  Speaker 6: Aid. It's just not out inside.
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  Speaker 2: But now since as my parents have gotten older and
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  Speaker 2: my brother and myself have lived, the dog is always inside.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's quite interesting. Dog has a room, see the
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  Speaker 5: kids or the dog?
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  Speaker 6: Am I right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And I think the dog's taken over your bedroom as well, ain't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got its own bedroom. I saw it the
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  Speaker 6: other day. They had it in a car. They were
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  Speaker 6: teaching it to drive.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and when you go home, you have to sleep
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  Speaker 5: on the couch. That's right.
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  Speaker 6: I've to sleep in the kennel.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually just looking out at the punters here fills
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  Speaker 4: a lot of backbones. Pretty stin face though, very the
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  Speaker 4: one thing I'm concerned about, and this might be a
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  Speaker 4: stereotype here, they tend to be quite stoic, non expressive.
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  Speaker 3: Your farmer, well, they are not expressive unless you're looking
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  Speaker 3: for something to look at you with disdain.
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  Speaker 4: Disdain, sure, I mean I was just looking at a
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  Speaker 4: do before and he was looking.
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  Speaker 1: At me like I thought I was the beet and
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  Speaker 1: he hated me.
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  Speaker 3: It's because we got here, and just to describe what
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  Speaker 3: we're doing here, we've got it.
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  Speaker 5: We're on a stage.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably three feet high, so we're right up and
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  Speaker 3: everybody can see us. But that was only because when
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  Speaker 3: we turned up Jason sisted we have a stage. They
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  Speaker 3: had to build it. And so now we're up here
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  Speaker 3: thinking we're the bees and heeds. Now there's a woman
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  Speaker 3: about to walk past us here and she has got
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  Speaker 3: a her of a look on her face.
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  Speaker 4: She's been sucking on lemons.
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  Speaker 2: What about when we first got here and we walked
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  Speaker 2: in and no one was really looking, and then Jase
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  Speaker 2: got up on that seat and then like whistled and
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  Speaker 2: then waved it everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it didn't help that when we got up
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  Speaker 4: on the stage, Old Mogi immediately whipped his shirt off.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, but that's what he does though,
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  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I know, but like his whole career
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  Speaker 2: is built her out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your pigs and your abs and your gutters. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: lodg your gutters are looking good, mate.
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  Speaker 6: Man, hey Mogi, how many steamers have you done a
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  Speaker 6: field days?
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  Speaker 5: Just one?
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  Speaker 1: Just the one today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I I was telling you fellows before, but
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  Speaker 3: for the benefit of the listeners out there, I found
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  Speaker 3: myself a row of portoloose. I took this one second
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  Speaker 3: to last at the end, never take the one in
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  Speaker 3: front of me. Went down there and I'd sort of
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  Speaker 3: done the business there, and I turned to get myself
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  Speaker 3: some toilet paper to give myself two strokes, and there
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  Speaker 3: was no toilet paper there, and I thought, oh God,
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  Speaker 3: here we go. So I started texting the group chat
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  Speaker 3: there to ask for someone who bring me some toilet paper.
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  Speaker 3: And I took a photo of the empty toilet paper dispenser,
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  Speaker 3: and there was another roll of toilet paper beside the
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  Speaker 3: one that was empty.
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  Speaker 5: So I was all good.
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  Speaker 3: I was looking forward to it because I knew if
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  Speaker 3: you guys came over I'd open the door and eight
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  Speaker 3: cameras on me footage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, man, Joel, Joe would have whipped the
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  Speaker 4: camera out.
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  Speaker 1: No, he is man, and we.
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  Speaker 2: Were just walking ound the annoy area, every sort of
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  Speaker 2: slightly sexual thing.
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  Speaker 6: He's like totally got a photo of you, like, go
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  Speaker 6: to tell.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: I've actually sanctioned a lot of Joel's videos. I've actually
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  Speaker 4: gone no, no, Joel, no, no, no, no, that's not happening.
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  Speaker 1: You're not You're not putting that one out.
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  Speaker 4: And he's come on Joe's and it's always felth mate,
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  Speaker 4: it's always fel the pants man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, look we better wrap it up because we're getting
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  Speaker 4: a pretty close to the start of the show.
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  Speaker 1: But thanks for listening. It's all good. Good to have
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  Speaker 1: you back, Keysy.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, fella's good to be back. Make sure you listen
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  Speaker 2: to the Houcky Big Show fort or seven weekdays. You
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  Speaker 2: still been doing that? Yeah, okay, cool, see that up.