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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Mark Simone show on Hey, So,
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  Speaker 1: the White House will brief Congress at some point this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Usually they do it with the Gang of Eight. They'll
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  Speaker 1: brief Congress and let them know what's going on. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: knows what's going on. And Jeffreys and Schumer and all
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  Speaker 1: these washed up Blumenthal cheap politicians will put out these
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  Speaker 1: crazy you know, it's this unauthorized, illegal war. It's perfectly legal,
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  Speaker 1: perfectly fine, it's within the president's rights. He's got sixty
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  Speaker 1: days to do this. There's no boots on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: And then they'll put out this, Well, he didn't get
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  Speaker 1: the approval of Congress. He didn't get a vote, and
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  Speaker 1: you don't need a vote in Congress, you don't need
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  Speaker 1: approval of You know what's funny is you go back
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  Speaker 1: to Obama, who did this on a regular basis. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: went into Libya, took out the leader bomb Libya, and
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  Speaker 1: the same exact Democrats all put out statements congradually to
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  Speaker 1: President Obama for taking swift, decisive action. And you've got
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  Speaker 1: all this video of all the Democrats saying, we've got
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  Speaker 1: to get rid of the Ayatola, we got to liberate
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  Speaker 1: or ran. So it's I mean, it's the hypocrisy democrats
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  Speaker 1: are famous for. Now there's some surprising exceptions, like Jeb Bush.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Jeb Bush praising President Trump for the Iran operation.
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  Speaker 1: This is time to take their country back. They should
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  Speaker 1: take their country. Trump engaged extensively in good faith to
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  Speaker 1: achieve a diplomatic solution. President getting praised by Jeb Bush. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is the second time we've seen this in a
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  Speaker 1: couple of months now. Jeb Bush was on his way
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  Speaker 1: to becoming president, or at least get in the Republican nomination,
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  Speaker 1: and Donald Trump got in there and destroyed him. He
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  Speaker 1: wiped out the Bush dynasty. And Bush hated Trump, all
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  Speaker 1: the Bushes, you know, everybody involved in Bush world hated Trump,
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  Speaker 1: and they attacked him left and right. So and I
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  Speaker 1: don't blame them. I mean, you know, I don't agree
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  Speaker 1: with them, but you know, the guy wiped you out.
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  Speaker 1: I could see attacking him. What happened. Why is Jeb
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  Speaker 1: Bush every so often now praising Trump? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just guessing. I've run into Jeb Bush a few
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  Speaker 1: times here in New York, always in a restaurant. I
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  Speaker 1: always see him sitting there with a group of business
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  Speaker 1: guys who are whining and dining him. And obviously, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you got nothing left politically, you can't run for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Your political career is over. You can go make some money.
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  Speaker 1: You can become a big lobbyist. You can get a
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  Speaker 1: lot of these big companies and these big business guys
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  Speaker 1: to pay you a lot of money to make phone
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  Speaker 1: calls for him, introduce them to people, help them get deal.
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  Speaker 1: So I look to me like that's what he was
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  Speaker 1: doing with all these and they were always different companies.
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  Speaker 1: Bush sitting there in a restaurant with a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: so But to make that business really work, you got
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  Speaker 1: to make it look like you got access to the
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  Speaker 1: White House, to the President, you're on good terms with everybody.
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  Speaker 1: So I think that's why all of a sudden he's
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  Speaker 1: shocking the world by praising Trump all the time. And
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  Speaker 1: at some point he'll get himself in the White House
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  Speaker 1: and post with Trump and that'll help that lobbying business
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  Speaker 1: grow even more and he'll make many many more millions
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  Speaker 1: that way. You hear that noise, what is it? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: sounds like the subway going. It's the maintenance person with
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  Speaker 1: that car down in the hallway. We got great soundproofing
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  Speaker 1: in these studios. Where was it. Oh, the President shocked
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  Speaker 1: the world this morning with a startling announcement. He will
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  Speaker 1: go and appear at the White House Correspondence dinner. That's
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  Speaker 1: that stupid thing they do every year in his tradition,
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  Speaker 1: that the President appear at the White House correspondent to dinner.
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  Speaker 1: They always have a comedian. For years, it was a
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  Speaker 1: great comedian like Jay Leno or somebody who would do
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  Speaker 1: very funny monologue attacking both sides, and it was always
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  Speaker 1: for Then over the last few years, the White House
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  Speaker 1: Correspondence Dinner got Trump Derangement syndrome started under Obama, where
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  Speaker 1: suddenly it was always left wing comedians and the only
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  Speaker 1: victim that got attacked was the Republicans, and it just
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  Speaker 1: got totally partisan, totally woke, left wing. So when Trump
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  Speaker 1: came along, he stopped going to the White House Correspondence dinner.
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  Speaker 1: It was the first time a president didn't appear there. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this White House Correspondence Dinner, it's just like another They
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  Speaker 1: call it the nerd prom It's like a big gala
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  Speaker 1: in the big ballroom in Washington, DC. And you'd see
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  Speaker 1: it on TV on a Saturday night, and you might think, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: what's the difference, It's just another there's a million of
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  Speaker 1: these gallas who needs as well. It was very important
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  Speaker 1: for the media, very important for these news organizations. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, it made a lot of money. They would
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  Speaker 1: sell those tables for fifty twenty five seven, five thousand,
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  Speaker 1: and guys like Bloomberg who wanted to be in with
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  Speaker 1: the media would go down there and buy five six tables.
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  Speaker 1: And for all the media organizations, if you're the Washington Post,
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  Speaker 1: if you're NBC, if you're MSNBC, you'd buy all these tables,
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  Speaker 1: and you'd invite all your sponsors, all your advertisers. It
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  Speaker 1: was a big thing because every famous face in TV
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  Speaker 1: news and talking you know, news talk would all be there,
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  Speaker 1: Cable news, everybody would be there. So it's a big
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  Speaker 1: thing to bring your top advertisers there and introduce them
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  Speaker 1: all the famous faces. It helps you sell ads, and
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  Speaker 1: so everybody was making it. It was a very profitable
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  Speaker 1: situation for the fake news they really need to and
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  Speaker 1: when the presidents stopped coming, it lost the little gravitas
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  Speaker 1: and they lost a lot of money. So apparently a
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  Speaker 1: deal has been made this year because for the first
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  Speaker 1: time ever, they announced a week ago. This is the
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  Speaker 1: only time they've ever done this. They will not have
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  Speaker 1: a comedian. No comedian. They've got what's his name, Oz Perlman,
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  Speaker 1: the mentalist, all right, but no comedian. This is obviously
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  Speaker 1: a plot. They've been working on Trump, trying to get
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  Speaker 1: him back because they need him to make the money
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  Speaker 1: they used to make. So Trump is agreed he'll go
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  Speaker 1: to the annual White House Correspondence dinner and there'll be
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  Speaker 1: no comedian. Now the liberals are very upset. Now this
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  Speaker 1: will be interesting. This might backfire on the Correspondence Association
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  Speaker 1: because maybe a lot of people won't come, maybe MSNBC, CNN,
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they'll boycott the thing and not buy a lot
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  Speaker 1: of tables or tickets. In fact, here's one liberal guy writing,
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  Speaker 1: this is awful. The White House Correspondence Association rolled over
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  Speaker 1: and played dead. Watch. The tables will be filled with
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  Speaker 1: right wing celebrities like Nicki Minaj, Dennis Quaid, John vod
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  Speaker 1: some country band, but no celebrities that anyone would want
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  Speaker 1: to meet. So this could backfire. Be interesting to see
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  Speaker 1: liberal writer who goes on. I guess now the Trump
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  Speaker 1: controls CBS and soon CNN that this is the future. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't mind when Obama owned it and controlled it,
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  Speaker 1: so it'd be interesting to see what happens now. The
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  Speaker 1: other thing is it was always kind of a roast.
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  Speaker 1: The comedian would roast the president and if again, if
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  Speaker 1: it was in the good old days when it was balanced,
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  Speaker 1: would roast both sides. But then the president gets up
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  Speaker 1: and roasts them back. And Trump is one of the
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  Speaker 1: greatest roasters. And remember, we've never had a president that's
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  Speaker 1: had actual serious roasting experience before getting an office, and
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  Speaker 1: Trump has. I remember what was the last time I
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  Speaker 1: saw The last big roast he did was the Al
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  Speaker 1: Smith Dinner? Was it last year? No, it was not
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  Speaker 1: last year. Was the year before twenty twenty four. It
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  Speaker 1: was at the Hilton Hotel right over there, the Al
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  Speaker 1: Smith dinner. That's the one where he went after Schumer
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  Speaker 1: and he had all these incredible jokes that he made
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  Speaker 1: fun of them. That's the one where Kamala Harris refused
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  Speaker 1: to show up, maybe because she knew she's not a
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  Speaker 1: good roaster and Trump is and he just stole the show,
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  Speaker 1: just wiped out. Everybody got huge laughs. It was amazing,
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  Speaker 1: and I saw him afterwards and he said, Wow, that
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  Speaker 1: really went well, didn't I said, yeah, you realize you're
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  Speaker 1: the only guy in the history of the White House
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  Speaker 1: is a professional roaster. He goes, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: And I forgot all this. I said, you know how
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  Speaker 1: many roasts you've been in? Real roast, not this little thing,
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  Speaker 1: the major Friars Club roast. And I looked around the room.
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  Speaker 1: I said, right here in this room, you did a
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  Speaker 1: hundred great roasts Friars Club roast, where you were being roasted.
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  Speaker 1: You were the roaster. You were on the day, He said.
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  Speaker 1: Millions of these comedies Central after that, even before that,
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  Speaker 1: we used to do private roasts a lot of times.
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  Speaker 1: I was the MC but he'd be roasted. He'd get
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  Speaker 1: up and roast every back. So he's done it hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of times, major league groas, not this little White House
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  Speaker 1: Correspondents dinner. So he's gonna he's gonna be well armed.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna come in with the best jokes and just
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  Speaker 1: wipe these people out. It's gonna be great to watch. Hey, McDonald's,
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  Speaker 1: I told you about this a couple weeks ago. McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: needs to do something. Shake shack and all these other
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  Speaker 1: chains five guys. They're starting to really catch up. They're bigger, juicier.
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  Speaker 1: The Big Mac is great. We love McDonald's, but they
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  Speaker 1: got to compete and keep up. So they've launched a
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  Speaker 1: big new product. It's called the Big Arch. Basically what
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  Speaker 1: it is, it's a Big Mac, but bigger, much, much, bigger,
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  Speaker 1: bigger Patty's. The one problem with the Big Mac. It's delicious,
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  Speaker 1: but the bread to meat ratio is off. There's too
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  Speaker 1: much bread based on the amount of meat. There should
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  Speaker 1: be more meat less bread. I think they've corrected that
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  Speaker 1: with the Big Arch. Now, the problem is how do
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  Speaker 1: you introduce it. Well, they made a huge mistake. They
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  Speaker 1: had the CEO of McDonald's do the video where he's
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  Speaker 1: attempting to eat it. You got a professional, get somebody cute.
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  Speaker 1: It's him trying to eat it, and he's trying to
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  Speaker 1: be cute, trying to be funny. H hey man man
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  Speaker 1: trying to be funny, trying to be cute, and it
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  Speaker 1: just backfires. He just looks lame and silly, having trouble
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  Speaker 1: eating it. All right, the moment of truth that is
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  Speaker 1: so good. That's a big bite for a Big Arch.
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  Speaker 1: It's distinctively McDonald's. Only McDonald's could do this type of burger.
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  Speaker 1: But it also is unlike anything else on our menu.
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  Speaker 1: It's a delicious product. This isn't the biggest corporation on earth.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine biggest corporation on Earth? And this is
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  Speaker 1: who does the video? H yeah, I get a professional
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  Speaker 1: to it, so we'll see what it tastes like. They
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  Speaker 1: started in a couple of other countries and apparently did
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  Speaker 1: very well, so they're gonna bring it here and uh,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll see what happens. Hey, the problem with what's
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  Speaker 1: going on in Iran, I mean, it's great, get rid
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  Speaker 1: of the biggest terrorists on earth, bring peace to the
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  Speaker 1: Middle East at some point, But we're worried about an
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  Speaker 1: Iranian sleeper cell here being activated in this country. The
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  Speaker 1: other thing to worry about a lone wolves. You already
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  Speaker 1: saw one in Austin, Texas who went in and shot
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  Speaker 1: up a bar. These lone wolfs who might do something.
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  Speaker 1: But and here's Hokel talking to Governor Hokel. That's a
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  Speaker 1: big threat.
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  Speaker 2: We don't know how many people like that are out
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  Speaker 2: there already and willing to take action in furtherance of
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  Speaker 2: the regime's goals and to retaliate against New Yorkers or Americans.
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  Speaker 1: Now the problem is, good, bear in mind, anybody that's here,
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  Speaker 1: any terrorist, any extremist, any lone wolf, was let in
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  Speaker 1: by Kathy Hokeel and her buddies. They're the ones that
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  Speaker 1: let him in with their open border, Kathy Hokele, with
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  Speaker 1: their sanctuary city, sanctuary state. So if there is God
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  Speaker 1: forbid a problem, they're the ones that let him in.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a big problem. Oh, let's get back to
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  Speaker 1: Bill Clinton testifying and all of that. So Bill Clinton
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  Speaker 1: was asked about Donald Trump and Epstein. You know, Trump
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  Speaker 1: cut off Epstein very very very early. And apparently there
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  Speaker 1: used to be golf tournaments for I can't remember a
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  Speaker 1: great cause, and Trump would lend his golf course to
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  Speaker 1: the charity. Oh it was Joe Torrey's Safe at Home,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Torrey's great charity. So Trump would lend him the
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  Speaker 1: golf course. And they have big celebrity golf tournament and
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  Speaker 1: in one of them, Bill Clinton played with Trump in
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  Speaker 1: a foursome and he said, during the game, they talked
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  Speaker 1: about Epstein. But he was asked about Trump and Epstein.
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  Speaker 3: I hate this, but because I don't believe I should
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  Speaker 3: exact anything, but I do not want to leave the
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  Speaker 3: impressions since there was no follow up question. He's never
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  Speaker 3: the president, never liss twenty something years ago, never said
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  Speaker 3: anything to me to make me think he was involved
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  Speaker 3: in anything in profitable regard to Epstein, he just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Well. He tried to tell this story about why Trump
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  Speaker 1: broke out with Epstein, and he said it was over
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  Speaker 1: a real estate deal. That's not why they broke up.
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  Speaker 1: They broke up before that. That was one of the
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  Speaker 1: final straws. They broke up because Epstein hired away a
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  Speaker 1: couple of Mara a Lago employees massuses that made Trump mad.
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  Speaker 1: And then they caught him making inappropriate advances to a
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  Speaker 1: minor in the locker room, and it turned out she
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  Speaker 1: was the daughter of a member. That was the final straw.
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  Speaker 1: He was thrown out of the club. Trump banned him
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  Speaker 1: from the club and that was it for them. And
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  Speaker 1: then later there was this real estate deal. There was
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  Speaker 1: a house that was it was Abe Gosman. He was
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  Speaker 1: a very wealthy guy, built a hundred million dollar house.
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  Speaker 1: And then I believe or not, he went broke and
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  Speaker 1: the bank foreclosed and it was a foreclosure sale, so
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  Speaker 1: it's a real bargain. Trump wanted it, and all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, Epstein comes out of nowhere and said it's
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  Speaker 1: bidding against him. So that was like the final start.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Clint was talking about. Trump ended up winning
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  Speaker 1: the House, though it's more a Clinton.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever did you ever have any sexual contact
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  Speaker 4: with young women or girls in the presence of epscen
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  Speaker 4: or Maxwell? No, did you ever have sexual contact with
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  Speaker 4: any young woman or girl introduced to you by Epstein
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  Speaker 4: or Maxwell? Mister president, with the benefit of hindsight, were
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  Speaker 4: there things you witness that could have suggested that Epstein
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  Speaker 4: was trafficking and sexually abusing young women and girls?
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  Speaker 3: I did not believe.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, he's uh. You know, the old Clinton
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  Speaker 1: would talg like this. He was a real fast talker.
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  Speaker 1: He was great. Now the current Bill Clinton is starting
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  Speaker 1: to sound slow. Little Joe Biden creeping in there. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take some calls in a minute. Eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: Eight hundred three to two to one zero seven ten. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're hosting that big, great event coming up March nineteenth.
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