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- 0:00Speaker 1: Peyton what he got.
- 0:00Speaker 2: Coachella Weekend one is literally starting today, So I am
- 0:04Speaker 2: telling you what your Coachella headliner is based on your
- 0:07Speaker 2: zodiac side. Also, it's your birthday today. We are still
- 0:10Speaker 2: an air season. You share a birthday with David Harbor,
- 0:12Speaker 2: Mandy Moore, Shane Mitchell, Mayor more than Ajmashawka.
- 0:15Speaker 3: David Harbor is on Stranger Things. Yeah, he's playing this
- 0:20Speaker 3: role of Floyd Schmernick on DTF, Saint Louis on HBO,
- 0:25Speaker 3: And when you watch that, it's a slow paced show.
- 0:27Speaker 1: But he is a fabulous actor.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Like you feel for this guy as far as acting goes,
- 0:32Speaker 3: Like you know, as the viewer, he is so good.
- 0:35Speaker 1: I bet you he wins awards for that show. My
- 0:38Speaker 1: opinions so boring. It's so boring. I had to tune
- 0:41Speaker 1: out on that line. Yeah, I do like him.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Fortunately for me, you guys, I've got nothing going on
- 0:45Speaker 3: so I can sit down and watch you. All right,
- 0:48Speaker 3: So what is what's David Harbor's horoscope look like today?
- 0:51Speaker 2: Yeah, David Harbor, Well, he's in aries, so his headliner
- 0:54Speaker 2: is going to be Beyonce twenty eighteen. You guys are
- 0:57Speaker 2: approaching today with Beachella energy. So you've got everything rehearsed,
- 1:01Speaker 2: your discipline, and you were about to turn a regular
- 1:05Speaker 2: weekend into a historical event. That's like the best one,
- 1:08Speaker 2: I know, the Lemonade one. Yeah.
- 1:10Speaker 3: So, by the way, one more thing about David Harbor.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Uh you remember who his ex wife is?
- 1:14Speaker 2: Yeah? Lily Allen.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Lily Allen.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Right, I was having dinner with some friends last week,
- 1:20Speaker 3: and I was going to Indianapolis to go to the
- 1:23Speaker 3: Final four, and my friend hit a couple of sitting
- 1:26Speaker 3: across from me, their husband and wife. The husband was
- 1:29Speaker 3: going to Indianapolis, she was going to Chicago. Because Lily
- 1:33Speaker 3: Allen dropped an album where she just trashes David Harbor.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Literally, she wanted to just see that she.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Wore a dress like that had a cape that literally
- 1:41Speaker 2: had all of the charges that David Harbor was spending
- 1:44Speaker 2: on other women, and she wore it in her show.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Literally literally received ana, good morning. What's your sign? Gemini?
- 1:55Speaker 2: Okay? Gemini? Is your headliner for Coachella is twenty twenty four?
- 1:59Speaker 2: Doja cat? You are switching genres and outfits every hour.
- 2:02Speaker 2: You are keeping the group chat entertained and chaotic. With
- 2:05Speaker 2: zero filter.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Exactly, yop exactly. Anna, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Good morning, Sabrina.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 2:16Speaker 1: What's your sign?
- 2:18Speaker 2: I'm a leo oh just like me? Okay. Our Coachella
- 2:21Speaker 2: headliner is twenty twenty three Bad Bunny. We are the
- 2:25Speaker 2: global MVP today. We're loud, we're proud, and we're making
- 2:28Speaker 2: sure that every stage we walk into today feels like a.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Party every time.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I love it.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Sabrina Darylyn, good morning, Good morning, hy what's your sign?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Libra? Okay? Just like Kyle so Libras. Your Coachella headliner
- 2:47Speaker 2: is twenty two Harry Styles. You are serving looks and
- 2:51Speaker 2: treat people with kindness energy.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Today.
- 2:52Speaker 2: You are the diplomat of the day, so you make
- 2:55Speaker 2: sure that everyone feels included while also looking like a
- 2:57Speaker 2: million bucks.
- 2:59Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love it. Thank you gotta.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Have the look.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks for listening. How about Pisces Rich.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Your Coachella headliner for Pisces is twenty nineteen. Ariana Grande,
- 3:09Speaker 2: You're the emotional pop star today. You are working through
- 3:12Speaker 2: your feelings through your art or your work, and you
- 3:15Speaker 2: look like a literal angel while doing it.
- 3:17Speaker 1: That's the only way.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Hi ponytail in all, I know you rock that look rich.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Hi Ponytail. Yeah, I'm done. How about you wrap up
- 3:24Speaker 1: with virgos, John Jay, You're a virgo.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Your Coachella headliner is twenty seventeen a Lady Gaga. You're
- 3:30Speaker 2: the ultimate professional who stepped in to save the day.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Your organized, high concept, and you are getting the job
- 3:35Speaker 2: done with zero mistakes.
- 3:38Speaker 1: That was a hell of a Coachella performance. Yeaheah, that
- 3:40Speaker 1: was groundbreaking, but thank you.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Okay, if we canna get your sign the I'll post
- 3:43Speaker 3: it on our website, John Jay and Rich dot com.