Latest / Ridiculous History / The Preposterous History of Artificial Flavors, Part One: The Vanilla Problem
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to
- 0:27Speaker 1: the show Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so much
- 0:31Speaker 1: for tuning in. That's our super producer, the Willie Wonka
- 0:35Speaker 1: of Ridiculous History, mister Max Williams, the.
- 0:39Speaker 2: Snarsberrys taste like snosberries, and the Max Williams.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Ferry's. That's Noel Brown. I am Ben Bullen and Noel.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Today we are pursuing one of our favorite things. Uh,
- 0:56Speaker 1: behind the curtain, folks. This is something that we talk
- 0:59Speaker 1: about with our friends who were in Vogel bamb and
- 1:02Speaker 1: Anti Reese of Savor constantly. It's food history. What's your
- 1:07Speaker 1: favorite flavor? Do you have? Like a favorite flavor? I
- 1:11Speaker 1: really like pistachio a lot.
- 1:13Speaker 2: I like the nuts, I like the ice cream, I
- 1:16Speaker 2: like the macaron I like it artificial. I like it
- 1:19Speaker 2: freaking all natural. It's just a damn fine flavor, you
- 1:24Speaker 2: know what I mean?
- 1:25Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, agreed, I'm partial to pineapple. But also I
- 1:32Speaker 1: eat pretty much everything except for so far human flesh.
- 1:35Speaker 1: So well, you know, hopefully they're working on this. Actually
- 1:38Speaker 1: it turned out to not be true grown human flesh,
- 1:42Speaker 1: but why the hell not if it's not hurting anybody.
- 1:44Speaker 1: I guess it does become an ethical quandary at that point,
- 1:48Speaker 1: like is it okay to eat human flesh just on
- 1:51Speaker 1: a basic level if you're not having to murder the
- 1:53Speaker 1: human or is there something abhorrent and against God about
- 1:57Speaker 1: just inherently? Yeah, exactly bidden flavor because maybe it's awesome.
- 2:03Speaker 1: It's probably chicken. But uh, you know, I was thinking
- 2:07Speaker 1: about this episode today, Noel, because you and I have
- 2:12Speaker 1: both recently traveled separately, uh, to Europe, and one thing
- 2:17Speaker 1: that always stands out is just the different palette of
- 2:21Speaker 1: fast food flavors or convenience store flavors. Like if you
- 2:26Speaker 1: go to the United Kingdom, you can get potato chips
- 2:29Speaker 1: in all sorts of strange flavorings, right, they're they're just
- 2:34Speaker 1: like you know what would taste like potato cheese and
- 2:37Speaker 1: onion cheese.
- 2:38Speaker 2: And but here's the thing, though, it's very culturally driven,
- 2:40Speaker 2: because cheese an onion is just like a mega popular
- 2:45Speaker 2: just flavor bass kind of I mean, yeah, not to
- 2:47Speaker 2: rag too hard. In the UK, we know that our
- 2:50Speaker 2: boy Heston bloom and Thal hails from there, and there
- 2:52Speaker 2: certainly are the same. Yeah, there are some very thoughtful
- 2:57Speaker 2: culinary minds out of the UK, but they get a
- 3:00Speaker 2: bad rap is just like boiled sausage and you know beans,
- 3:05Speaker 2: it's kind of whatever.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I mean, an English national dishes curry. You might have
- 3:11Speaker 1: been an empire, you might have.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, And I find that fascinating too. Like
- 3:16Speaker 2: the Bondme sandwich I find to be among the perfect
- 3:20Speaker 2: sandwiches of the world is totally a project, a product
- 3:23Speaker 2: of imperialism, you know, because it's like it's this French
- 3:27Speaker 2: bread roll, this baguette that's got like this you know,
- 3:30Speaker 2: pork kind of roast slow roasted pork and a jalapeno,
- 3:34Speaker 2: and like it's just it's.
- 3:35Speaker 1: A weird hodgepodge that you wouldn't get if you didn't
- 3:38Speaker 1: have people taking each other's countries over. You know, it's
- 3:42Speaker 1: so weird. You say that because, as per usual, I
- 3:46Speaker 1: was up very late last night and I had Apocalypse
- 3:48Speaker 1: Now in the background as I was working out, and
- 3:51Speaker 1: it's just a cozy, cozy thing, right, Yeah, it just
- 3:54Speaker 1: been things and so so they had you know, there's
- 3:57Speaker 1: that great scene. I think it's only it may only
- 4:01Speaker 1: be in the Reducs version, but there's that great scene
- 4:03Speaker 1: where they see the French Indo China plantation and they anyway,
- 4:08Speaker 1: this is sort of about imperialism, but it's also.
- 4:13Speaker 2: I mean, you mentioned the thing about the flavors and
- 4:15Speaker 2: the you know, the artificial flav We're talking about artificial
- 4:18Speaker 2: flavors the episode. Yes, I'll tell you who does it
- 4:28Speaker 2: real well? Is is Japan or Asian countries? You to
- 4:33Speaker 2: what's We're very lucky here in Atlanta to have access
- 4:35Speaker 2: to places like the Buford Highway Farmers Market where they
- 4:39Speaker 2: have I you not, most every flavor of weird Japanese
- 4:45Speaker 2: lays available. Yeah, and it'll be things like shrimp, It'll
- 4:49Speaker 2: be things like squid. It'll be things like barbecue, beef steak,
- 4:54Speaker 2: and even the packaging is dope and weird and it
- 4:56Speaker 2: comes in these weird little tubes sometimes and I just
- 4:59Speaker 2: love everything about it. And there is, of course science
- 5:03Speaker 2: behind this. A friend of mine came over for a
- 5:05Speaker 2: barbecue the other night and brought.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Cuban sandwich chips over that tasted like pickles and ham
- 5:13Speaker 1: and been mustard, and they truly did. And it does
- 5:16Speaker 1: you get into Willy Wonka territory where when Violet Beauregard
- 5:20Speaker 1: eats the pill she's like I could feel the soup's
- 5:23Speaker 1: running down my throat, you know, like it really starts
- 5:26Speaker 1: to approach that level of magic. It's all good till
- 5:29Speaker 1: you hit the blueberries right exactly, never quite never quite
- 5:33Speaker 1: not nicked that one. Let's watch Willy Wonka later. That's
- 5:37Speaker 1: that's great, the good one, though not the cursed one
- 5:39Speaker 1: with Chap and the teeth. We know the one we're
- 5:42Speaker 1: talking about, and we know what's technically called Charlie and
- 5:44Speaker 1: the Chocolate Factory. Do you think the Timothy Schallomey one
- 5:48Speaker 1: was fun? Though it's by the folks that brought us Paddington.
- 5:50Speaker 1: I know it got a bad rap because out of
- 5:52Speaker 1: context he does seem goofy and a little try hard.
- 5:55Speaker 1: But I thought it was a lovely film, and I
- 5:56Speaker 1: loved that the same guy from the Newest Dune adaptation,
- 6:01Speaker 1: you know, Timothy shallome is don't be coy with yes
- 6:05Speaker 1: it is. He's very He's very hot, very hot young man.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Right now. I love when your voice goes arch, don't
- 6:11Speaker 1: be coy. I also love that you mentioned Japan, because
- 6:17Speaker 1: Japan is streets ahead in so many parts of modern society,
- 6:23Speaker 1: including of course, toilet technology and for our purposes today,
- 6:29Speaker 1: the KitKat formula, they went absolutely bonkers. They have flavors
- 6:33Speaker 1: of KitKat that are not edible flavors, stuff like ocean
- 6:39Speaker 1: dream or whatever. I'm making that one up, but it's
- 6:42Speaker 1: probably real. It does feel as though it might resemble
- 6:45Speaker 1: a air freshener more than a nice, delicious chocolate a tree.
- 6:50Speaker 1: But stuff like whole grain biscuit, Like what if we
- 6:53Speaker 1: had a chocolate bar that tasted like a cracker that
- 6:56Speaker 1: kind of already is a cracker wrapped in a It's
- 6:59Speaker 1: very meta and I love it. If you go to
- 7:01Speaker 1: Japanhall dot com you can get a lot of the
- 7:04Speaker 1: stuffmail or at and it ain't cheap.
- 7:06Speaker 2: And if you go to Beuford Highway Farmer's Market here
- 7:08Speaker 2: in Atlanta, these bags of these bonkers kitkats are very
- 7:12Speaker 2: small and quite expensive.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you can. You can also learn more about
- 7:18Speaker 1: kit katsuh with our again our pals over at our
- 7:22Speaker 1: peer podcast or sister podcast saver h. Look, it's a
- 7:27Speaker 1: brave new world of KitKat flavors and it's all due
- 7:30Speaker 1: to the science of artificial flavors. No, how would we
- 7:35Speaker 1: describe artificial flavors?
- 7:37Speaker 2: Well, it's it's just it's food science, you know, in
- 7:40Speaker 2: the same way we have seasonings where you combine different
- 7:43Speaker 2: types of naturally occurring substances, you know, or perhaps unnaturally occurring,
- 7:49Speaker 2: like MSG, which is a chemical compound that creates that
- 7:53Speaker 2: third flavor hit the umami, which I think we all love.
- 7:56Speaker 2: And we also know that MSG has gotten a bad
- 7:58Speaker 2: rap do no small part to racism. Shout out to
- 8:02Speaker 2: our episode on Chinese restaurants. Yeah, and the.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Simpsons, but thank you for referencing us.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Know that there was a demonization of Chinese restaurants in
- 8:12Speaker 2: the United States and that led to the demonization of
- 8:15Speaker 2: MSG monosodium glutamate. But yeah, I mean, artificial flavoring is
- 8:19Speaker 2: just a more weaponized, science y version of cooking.
- 8:24Speaker 1: You know.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I think both of us in our kind of we
- 8:27Speaker 2: don't do this as much anymore as we used to.
- 8:28Speaker 2: But we used to go on the road and do
- 8:29Speaker 2: these like sales pitch things. And I think both of us,
- 8:33Speaker 2: either together separately, ended up at some kind of flavor
- 8:37Speaker 2: lab where we got a tour of the back rooms
- 8:40Speaker 2: and it's it's what you think. It's folks in white
- 8:42Speaker 2: lab coats with like microscopes and big old synthesis machines,
- 8:47Speaker 2: and I'm no scientists here, but it is science. And
- 8:50Speaker 2: then you may recall the scene from Breaking Bad at Madrigal,
- 8:54Speaker 2: the Crazy Big Empire, where you got the CEO taste
- 8:59Speaker 2: testing these French sauces for their one of their chicken
- 9:03Speaker 2: franchise or their chicken chains, and the scientists are presenting it.
- 9:07Speaker 1: They're not chefs, they're scientists. And without spoiling things for
- 9:13Speaker 1: the Shakespearean level show Breaking Bad, which is, by the way,
- 9:17Speaker 1: Anthony hopkins favorite show. He says a lot. He wrote
- 9:22Speaker 1: a letter about it without spoiling things. I believe that
- 9:28Speaker 1: Gustav Fring genuinely cared about the chicken, and I think
- 9:32Speaker 1: that's a very important character distinction. He gotta start, he
- 9:36Speaker 1: gotta start with the chicken. You know, yes, Sar, chicken
- 9:39Speaker 1: came before the meth. I think you know the math
- 9:42Speaker 1: was just like obviously made more money. But he always
- 9:45Speaker 1: cared about quality control and cleanliness. You know that episode
- 9:49Speaker 1: we made that poor kid scrub the friars until his
- 9:51Speaker 1: hands bland. I mean, not a good guy, but you
- 9:54Speaker 1: gotta to respect his attention to detail. Not a great guy,
- 9:57Speaker 1: but he had a code. You know what I mean
- 10:00Speaker 1: like Ronald Reraken by the way, if you're missing and
- 10:04Speaker 1: what is it Gian Carlo Esposito in an arch type
- 10:07Speaker 1: role like that, highly recommend you check out The Boys,
- 10:10Speaker 1: which is a Bonker's superhero thing, not for the Fate
- 10:14Speaker 1: of Heart or the Pearl clutchy amongst us. It's very
- 10:17Speaker 1: raunchy and borderline pornographic at times, but he plays a
- 10:21Speaker 1: fring esque kind of evil overlord character and he kicks butt.
- 10:26Speaker 1: He plays kind of our boss a little bit, a
- 10:31Speaker 1: little bit. Artificial flavors are are a win win for
- 10:37Speaker 1: a lot of people because they are a cost effective
- 10:41Speaker 1: way for these flavor scientists that we just described to
- 10:45Speaker 1: make something taste like strawberry or snawsberry. I let that
- 10:49Speaker 1: part out, yep, yeah, without having to use actual strawberries,
- 10:55Speaker 1: without being dependent upon seasonal harvest nor the weather. When
- 10:59Speaker 1: everything goes according to plan. This is great. But our
- 11:02Speaker 1: question day is how did this whole artificial flavor thing
- 11:08Speaker 1: happen in the first place? Like why does grape candy
- 11:11Speaker 1: taste so unlike grapes? And what hell is a blue raspberry?
- 11:16Speaker 2: And why do I love me a grape knee high?
- 11:19Speaker 2: But I don't really care for a grape off the show.
- 11:22Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I really and I like
- 11:25Speaker 2: a banana flavored popsicle. I'm not the biggest fan of
- 11:30Speaker 2: a banana.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Ah. Great, that's gonna play the whole banana quandary.
- 11:35Speaker 2: But boil boy, should we just dive right in this
- 11:37Speaker 2: is let's do it, let's do let's do some science.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Yes please? Okay, So we talked about umammy. The tongue.
- 11:45Speaker 1: The human tongue has taste receptors. These taste receptors are
- 11:49Speaker 1: the reason you prefer some foods to others, and they're
- 11:54Speaker 1: they're like five basic ones. Umami is the controversial one.
- 11:58Speaker 1: But we know there's sour, salty, bitter, sweet, and this
- 12:05Speaker 1: sight smell taste of food. It stimulates the production of
- 12:11Speaker 1: saliva of different chemicals in the stomach. You, if you
- 12:16Speaker 1: are human, are designed to prioritize some taste over others.
- 12:22Speaker 1: And that's entirely because of evolution. For most of human history,
- 12:27Speaker 1: humans were always about to starve.
- 12:30Speaker 2: So that's a very good point bend, and it wasn't
- 12:32Speaker 2: as much of a luxury as it was about like
- 12:35Speaker 2: just getting those calories and making sure you didn't die.
- 12:39Speaker 2: So as evolution and you know, the evolution of science
- 12:43Speaker 2: and technology became more a thing you were able to
- 12:47Speaker 2: sort of be able to prioritize preference and aside, I
- 12:52Speaker 2: like the way this tastes versus that, and you could
- 12:54Speaker 2: like pick and choose. I was just going to ask,
- 12:56Speaker 2: real quid, do you think people who are really picky
- 12:58Speaker 2: eaters who I have a few of in my life
- 13:01Speaker 2: and sometimes it drives me bonkers, are they is? Is
- 13:05Speaker 2: there something about their actual equipment that leads to that.
- 13:09Speaker 2: I know sometimes people have issues with texture and it
- 13:11Speaker 2: can be a combination, but some people maybe just taste
- 13:13Speaker 2: things too strongly or it makes them It makes them
- 13:17Speaker 2: they don't like the way it tastes because something hits
- 13:19Speaker 2: them too is too.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Sour, too sweet, too savory. Quite possibly, Yeah, there there
- 13:26Speaker 1: are psychological, neurological, and physiological factors in all of those.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Like we know there is a real life genre of superpower,
- 13:36Speaker 1: super taster, super taste or so uh, those folks will
- 13:42Speaker 1: those folks have a very Princess in the Pea approach
- 13:45Speaker 1: to things like capsaius in or salt. Princess in the
- 13:51Speaker 1: Pea being the Western fairy tale about the princess who
- 13:56Speaker 1: was so sensitive that she could lay on one hundred
- 14:00Speaker 1: mattresses or something and still feel a piece.
- 14:03Speaker 2: A tiny p And you can also kind of bring
- 14:05Speaker 2: it back around to another Western fairy tale of Goldilocks
- 14:08Speaker 2: and the Three bears, referring to the perfect amount, the
- 14:12Speaker 2: perfect level of spice or seasoning, which would be that
- 14:15Speaker 2: Goldilocks zone.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Yeah, and the thing is, so every animal on the planet,
- 14:22Speaker 1: so far as we know, prioritizes some sources of nutrition
- 14:27Speaker 1: over others, whether that's a carnivore, whether that's an herbivore,
- 14:31Speaker 1: an omnivore, or things like the koala or the panda bear,
- 14:36Speaker 1: which mostly eat one sort of thing bamboo or eucalyptus leaves.
- 14:42Speaker 1: We know that the big difference between humans all the
- 14:46Speaker 1: other animals on this planet is that the human proved
- 14:49Speaker 1: capable of not just finding their favorite flavors in the wild,
- 14:53Speaker 1: but also creating those flavors or the semblance of them
- 14:58Speaker 1: for similarite. For most of human history, people tended to
- 15:08Speaker 1: eat what we would call fresh food, the kind of
- 15:11Speaker 1: stuff you find in the produce section of the infamous
- 15:15Speaker 1: Beauford Highway farmers market. That's right, Yeah, you know, just
- 15:19Speaker 1: your regular old fruit and veg but then as the
- 15:23Speaker 1: need to keep thinking, there's a couple. It's interesting because
- 15:27Speaker 1: a lot of these techniques were established or were started
- 15:31Speaker 1: because of a need to preserve things, but they also
- 15:34Speaker 1: affect the flavor. And once you get a taste of
- 15:38Speaker 1: something that's been fermented that's got a little bit of
- 15:41Speaker 1: that funk to it, you can't really go back if
- 15:44Speaker 1: it hits you and you like it. So this is
- 15:46Speaker 1: when you really start to see technol food technology that
- 15:50Speaker 1: was designed for one purpose starting to gradually change the
- 15:54Speaker 1: way people perceive flavor. Yeah, it's so nuts. You know
- 15:59Speaker 1: what we got to do. You know, We've got to
- 16:01Speaker 1: give everybody the Food and Drug Administration's definition of artificial flavoring.
- 16:07Speaker 1: You'll see how complicated this issue becomes in the history
- 16:12Speaker 1: when Noel, could you give us the quote because it's surreal. Absolutely,
- 16:17Speaker 1: the FDA has this to say.
- 16:19Speaker 2: The term artificial flavor or artificial flavoring means any substance
- 16:23Speaker 2: the function of which is to impart flavor which is
- 16:26Speaker 2: not derived from a spice, fruit or fruit juice, vegetable
- 16:30Speaker 2: or vegetable juice, edible yeast, herb, bark, bud, root, leaf,
- 16:34Speaker 2: or similar plant material, meat, fish, poultry, eggs, dairy products
- 16:38Speaker 2: or fermentation products thereof ding.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Ding ding ding ding ding ding. But that's its own category, right,
- 16:46Speaker 1: because it transforms the flavor of these things into something
- 16:50Speaker 1: else entirely mm hmm. And this is not an inherently
- 16:55Speaker 1: bad idea, right, artificial flavor, So either to our point earlier,
- 17:01Speaker 1: it can yield some fantasmical, very interesting combinations of texture
- 17:08Speaker 1: and flavor that can be very appealing and dare I
- 17:12Speaker 1: say exciting, right, do you have a candy bar that
- 17:17Speaker 1: tastes like a beetroot that can be you know, again,
- 17:20Speaker 1: I mentioned Heston Blumenthal. He had a TV series for
- 17:23Speaker 1: a while where he would kind of approximate the food
- 17:26Speaker 1: of different eras, like he would do like medieval stuff
- 17:30Speaker 1: or whatever. And a big thing that he likes to
- 17:32Speaker 1: do is like disguise something as something else where it'll
- 17:35Speaker 1: be it looks like a piece of fruit, but it's
- 17:37Speaker 1: actually made of meat. And there's something your brain does,
- 17:40Speaker 1: sort of like when you think you're gonna take a
- 17:42Speaker 1: sip of soda water but it's actually sprite or vice versa.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Your brain kind of recoils and that's not good.
- 17:49Speaker 2: But you can weaponize that in a way that is
- 17:52Speaker 2: interesting and exciting, and artificial flavoring is a cool way
- 17:55Speaker 2: to do that.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. Also shout out to our buddy
- 17:59Speaker 1: Richard Blaze. That guy's living in the future boy at
- 18:02Speaker 1: the gastronomic level. The Blaze me. We were on his
- 18:06Speaker 1: podcast Food Court once we talked about bacon and sausage,
- 18:09Speaker 1: and I didn't know him super super well before that
- 18:13Speaker 1: as a personality, but since then he's blown up, and
- 18:15Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of his Next Level Chef series
- 18:19Speaker 1: with Gordon Ramsey, who I've been a fan of for
- 18:21Speaker 1: many years. It's sort of this dystopian like they've got
- 18:25Speaker 1: to like grab food off this lowering platform or whatever,
- 18:29Speaker 1: and like some of the teams are in the dungeon,
- 18:31Speaker 1: which is the crappiest kitchen. There's the middle kitchen, which
- 18:33Speaker 1: is just fine, in the upper one, which is like
- 18:35Speaker 1: the elite kitchen. But I think it's a really clever show.
- 18:38Speaker 2: It's based on joy film that has to be there's
- 18:42Speaker 2: like a European film that is very much a dystopian,
- 18:45Speaker 2: quite violent thing. They don't reference the film in the show,
- 18:49Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure somebody saw that film.
- 18:52Speaker 1: I can't remember, I'll try to remember what it's called. Yeah,
- 18:54Speaker 1: our buddy fluency. Our buddy Richard also made my day
- 19:01Speaker 1: when he so he is one of those guys at
- 19:04Speaker 1: the forefront of gastronomic science, right, he's combining chemistry with
- 19:09Speaker 1: fine dining. And he recently we both saw this. Uh,
- 19:14Speaker 1: I think we have sent it to you. You saw it,
- 19:16Speaker 1: you posted it. The popcorn thing. He recently taught me
- 19:19Speaker 1: that you can just use a straw at a movie
- 19:23Speaker 1: theater popcorn butter dispensary to even to better distribute the
- 19:28Speaker 1: butter through the popcorn. The guys in the future man
- 19:31Speaker 1: and also you lest you be thinking, ew, that's gross.
- 19:34Speaker 2: No, a straw is what's the word like, it's sanitary
- 19:39Speaker 2: because it's it's wrapped so you can like unwrap it,
- 19:42Speaker 2: don't touch the end you put into the common little
- 19:44Speaker 2: nozzle and then you just touch the middle and then
- 19:47Speaker 2: you're you're totally clear.
- 19:48Speaker 1: You haven't contaminated anything. By the way, that.
- 19:51Speaker 2: Film is called The Platform Spanish is from twenty nineteen,
- 19:57Speaker 2: and it is a very bleak dystopian film that they
- 20:00Speaker 2: made into quite an intense and delightful cooking show. But
- 20:03Speaker 2: to your point about the butter too. That's artificial flavor
- 20:06Speaker 2: at work too.
- 20:07Speaker 1: I mean, it is that movie theater popcorn butter that
- 20:10Speaker 1: tastes like no butter I ever put in my monk.
- 20:13Speaker 1: Yet it has the feel of butter, doesn't it. Yes,
- 20:17Speaker 1: the taste of butter exactly. So I love this idea
- 20:23Speaker 1: of the word you used earlier was perfect disfluency. Back
- 20:28Speaker 1: in the Middle Ages, it was an historical flex to
- 20:32Speaker 1: make something taste different than it looked like it would taste.
- 20:38Speaker 1: These were proprietary secret recipes for you know, dukes and
- 20:42Speaker 1: kings and emperors and of course queens and empresses and duchesses.
- 20:48Speaker 1: The recipes were sometimes put together jumbled into these collections
- 20:53Speaker 1: called books of Secrets, so they were like food spells.
- 20:58Speaker 1: We know. Before the first modern artificial flavors became a thing,
- 21:03Speaker 1: ancient Egyptians would astract scents and oils from plants. They
- 21:09Speaker 1: would make essential oils. So what we can learn from
- 21:14Speaker 1: this is that people were always searching for the next
- 21:17Speaker 1: great goostation thrill. And it's a pickle, right, because for
- 21:24Speaker 1: most of human history, if you wanted to make a
- 21:26Speaker 1: dish taste like strawberries, you have one option you had
- 21:30Speaker 1: to find and add some strawberries. Humanity took that personally,
- 21:35Speaker 1: and that's why the story of modern synthetic flavoring all
- 21:39Speaker 1: goes back to vanilla. Vanilla is it is it made
- 21:43Speaker 1: from beaver anal Glands ben or is that just an
- 21:47Speaker 1: urban legend. Well, it's there's a lot to it some time,
- 21:52Speaker 1: but this one maybe we should. Yeah, you know how
- 21:55Speaker 1: in American English, the term vanilla just came to mean
- 22:00Speaker 1: like playing or boring, which I think is a little unfair,
- 22:03Speaker 1: because honestly, a good vanilla is really complex.
- 22:08Speaker 2: One made with vanilla beans's actually got little specks of
- 22:11Speaker 2: the stuff in there, yes, or even like a fancier
- 22:15Speaker 2: one that it urged alatto, where it's got like crazy
- 22:17Speaker 2: cool texture too, and it's not just overly sweet. I
- 22:21Speaker 2: think vanilla gets an unfair rap as like being basic,
- 22:24Speaker 2: but it really is quite complex.
- 22:27Speaker 1: It's just something like that's gotten attached to that. Dude.
- 22:29Speaker 1: This reminds me of our episode on pineapples as a
- 22:33Speaker 1: flex when people would just rent pineapples. That's right. Yeah,
- 22:37Speaker 1: vanilla is more than anything cartoonishly inconvenient. We know it
- 22:44Speaker 1: comes from meso America. The Aztecs used it to flavor chocolate.
- 22:48Speaker 1: When the Europeans arrived in the Americas, they loved flexing
- 22:55Speaker 1: with vanilla. It was the culinary version of a rolex
- 22:59Speaker 1: at this time, and it became something that you would
- 23:05Speaker 1: never see poor people or even common people consuming, because
- 23:10Speaker 1: it was a pain in the butt to grow. It
- 23:12Speaker 1: was crazy expensive. Part of the reason it's so expensive
- 23:17Speaker 1: even now is because the vanilla beans are collected from
- 23:20Speaker 1: the vanilla orchid, and this little guy only opens up
- 23:25Speaker 1: like one day of the year. It's got a very
- 23:28Speaker 1: short window of time. If it doesn't pollinate during that time,
- 23:32Speaker 1: then it doesn't make a vanilla being. And the only
- 23:36Speaker 1: thing that pollinated it for a long time was a
- 23:40Speaker 1: particular type of bee, like one guy. One little bee
- 23:44Speaker 1: Guy's job is to make vanilla And while.
- 23:47Speaker 2: I'm sure under appropriate lab conditions or greenhouse type conditions,
- 23:53Speaker 2: you know, with great care and expertise, this could be accomplished.
- 23:58Speaker 1: You know, I mean, you know you can by vanilla beans.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Would they come in a tiny jar sort of like
- 24:04Speaker 1: saffron threats? You know, very very expensive And.
- 24:09Speaker 2: One could argue that, yes, of an ice cream made
- 24:12Speaker 2: with real vanilla bean is an absolute treat, But you
- 24:16Speaker 2: could also do a Pepsi challenge type situation with the
- 24:19Speaker 2: artificial version.
- 24:20Speaker 1: And possibly not quite be able to tell the difference
- 24:23Speaker 1: if it's done well. Yeah, yeah. Now, for most of
- 24:28Speaker 1: its history, the vanilla orchide could only be cultivated in
- 24:33Speaker 1: southeastern Mexico, which is home to the melipona bee, which
- 24:37Speaker 1: was the only thing that could pollinate this delicious, troublesome thing.
- 24:43Speaker 1: To mane, I'm wrong.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Maybe it would be very difficult to do it under
- 24:46Speaker 2: you know, controlled circumstances.
- 24:48Speaker 1: I don't know, I think you're onto something.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Maybe it seems I don't know this for a fact,
- 24:52Speaker 2: but it just seems like these days, with you know,
- 24:54Speaker 2: specialty greenhouses and all of that kind of stuff, you
- 24:57Speaker 2: could import the bees and you know, basically, what's the word,
- 25:01Speaker 2: kind of duplicate or you know, simulate the exact climate
- 25:06Speaker 2: conditions and make it work.
- 25:08Speaker 1: And part of the reason why vanilla's a synonym for
- 25:14Speaker 1: boring today goes back to the story of a guy
- 25:17Speaker 1: named Edmund Albius, twelve years old, enslaved in a French
- 25:23Speaker 1: colony about five hundred miles east of Madagascar, this kid
- 25:27Speaker 1: discovered how to replace the bee hand pollinating the orchid
- 25:34Speaker 1: by pressing, Yeah, by pressing the stigma and the anther
- 25:41Speaker 1: together using a stick. So this is still very intensive,
- 25:46Speaker 1: laborious work, but it created a vanilla market in Madagascar
- 25:51Speaker 1: which now produces the majority of the world's natural vanilla.
- 25:56Speaker 1: But if you go in a grocery store, folks, honestly,
- 26:00Speaker 1: less than one percent of anything vanilla flavored comes from
- 26:04Speaker 1: actual vanilla, and you could tell the difference to your point, Noel,
- 26:08Speaker 1: because the stuff that uses actual vanilla from the actual
- 26:12Speaker 1: vanilla bean, it's insanely expensive. Vanilla is the world's second
- 26:16Speaker 1: most expensive spice after saffron. You nailed it. Yeah, I know.
- 26:21Speaker 2: It was cool going to Spain and going to some
- 26:23Speaker 2: of those markets there, Like I can't remember, there's a
- 26:25Speaker 2: really really big one in the Laramblac district and I'm
- 26:28Speaker 2: totally spacing on the name. It's very very popular, huge,
- 26:31Speaker 2: incredible a selection of spices, and you could get at
- 26:35Speaker 2: least little jars of saffron, but they'd be like twenty
- 26:38Speaker 2: five euro you know, for just like a little tiny jar.
- 26:40Speaker 2: But it's also a really intensely strong flavor. You only
- 26:44Speaker 2: need a couple of.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Threats over using saffron it's like trust, it's like it's overkill. Yeah,
- 26:52Speaker 1: and it's a waste. Yeah. Just follow the Persians. The
- 26:55Speaker 1: Persians understand how to cook with saffron, you know what
- 26:57Speaker 1: I mean, make that rice's rice. Now we have the problem,
- 27:08Speaker 1: and this is gonna show us the larger history of
- 27:11Speaker 1: artificial flavoring. There's something everybody wants, so there's a lot
- 27:16Speaker 1: of demand and there are clear supply chain issues. You
- 27:20Speaker 1: just can't make enough vanilla, even with human intervention. It
- 27:24Speaker 1: takes too long. So in the late eighteen hundreds, a
- 27:27Speaker 1: guy named Nicholas Theodore Gobli isolates the organic compound that
- 27:34Speaker 1: is the main mover of that flavor we call vanilla.
- 27:38Speaker 1: He names it vanillaan vanilla, yeah, vanilla.
- 27:44Speaker 2: The discovery there paves the way to a little bit later.
- 27:47Speaker 2: German sciencest Ferdinand Tiemann and Willhelm Harman are able to
- 27:52Speaker 2: synthesize vanilla from the bark of a of the humble
- 27:57Speaker 2: pine tree, which is very I guess maybe I don't know,
- 28:02Speaker 2: you think about pine sap having sort of a savory,
- 28:06Speaker 2: almost mentee kind of flavor. I wonder, I'm just wondering
- 28:09Speaker 2: if it has anything to do with it. So they
- 28:11Speaker 2: opened the very first vanilla factory in eighteen seventy five.
- 28:17Speaker 2: So at this point, what was once a very rare,
- 28:20Speaker 2: sought after, highly expensive ingredient is now accessible to everybody.
- 28:24Speaker 1: And this is probably when you start seeing it a
- 28:26Speaker 1: little bit overused, and it probably leads to the association
- 28:31Speaker 1: of vanilla with like basics, basic flavor. Yeah, and it
- 28:35Speaker 1: becomes more democratized, more accessible. It's no longer just the
- 28:39Speaker 1: food of the aristocrats. You know, picture some chimney sweep
- 28:44Speaker 1: out in London, say you know, bloy me vanilithan me exactly.
- 28:51Speaker 2: I think we should take this as an opportunity really
- 28:53Speaker 2: quickly to bust a bit of a myth. I mentioned
- 28:56Speaker 2: beaver anal secretions earlier. There have been in the past
- 29:02Speaker 2: sort of alarmist suggestions that artificial the modern artificial vanilla
- 29:08Speaker 2: flavor that we know today. You might buy the store
- 29:11Speaker 2: called Vanilla Extract, which is, you know, a successor to
- 29:14Speaker 2: this vanilla, and I think you know, it's not exactly
- 29:17Speaker 2: the same, but.
- 29:18Speaker 1: That's where we've ended up today. Is made using a.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Secretion from the anal glands of beavers known as castorium,
- 29:30Speaker 2: and it apparently it is used or has been used
- 29:34Speaker 2: in the past as a food additive, also known as
- 29:38Speaker 2: I believe it's not the same as castor oil or
- 29:42Speaker 2: the oil of the castor bean is castorium.
- 29:45Speaker 1: It's something separate.
- 29:46Speaker 2: It's a yellowish brown, kind of pungent liquid with a strong.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Odor that beavers hold in this sack that's located in
- 29:56Speaker 1: this cavity between their pelvis and the base of their tail,
- 29:59Speaker 1: and they spray it, that's right, And they spray it when,
- 30:02Speaker 1: you know how. And the cats it's like it's not
- 30:05Speaker 1: pe that that old chestnut, it's something else, and they
- 30:09Speaker 1: mark their territory. And it has been used as an
- 30:14Speaker 1: additive in things like perfume, uh, you know, because it's
- 30:18Speaker 1: it's got these notes. They give you kind of like
- 30:20Speaker 1: a like a leathery sort of musky odor, and they
- 30:24Speaker 1: have been in the past you use as food added is.
- 30:26Speaker 1: But today almost never will a regular you know, consumer
- 30:32Speaker 1: or grocery shopper come across anything that contains castorium. Yeah,
- 30:37Speaker 1: because there are thankfully some more regulations involved. But I
- 30:43Speaker 1: love that you're bringing this up, because who hasn't been
- 30:47Speaker 1: just nose deep into beaver's button. Thought, this reminds me
- 30:52Speaker 1: of vanilla, these fun bags.
- 30:56Speaker 2: And the funny thing is is also it's it wouldn't
- 30:59Speaker 2: be artificial, would it's.
- 31:02Speaker 1: It's it's it's organic. It comes sprays out of a
- 31:06Speaker 1: beaver's But we have to go back to the FDA definition.
- 31:10Speaker 1: I don't see. Oh well, they say, they say it's
- 31:13Speaker 1: generally safe. They do recognize it, and they refer to
- 31:17Speaker 1: it simply as a natural flavoring. I can't. At some
- 31:20Speaker 1: times you've seen, if you've ever seen lists of ingredients,
- 31:23Speaker 1: you will sometimes just see natural flavorings. You might call
- 31:27Speaker 1: that into question because Snope says it's mostly false that
- 31:32Speaker 1: caastorium is used as commonly used as a food additive.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Also check out our stuff they don't want you to know.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Episode on the cartoonish problem with the phrase natural flavoring,
- 31:46Speaker 1: the synthetic vanilla sources going back to vanilla, Yeah, come
- 31:51Speaker 1: from all kinds of places. Eugenol, which is a chemical
- 31:55Speaker 1: compound you find in clove oil, so for anybody smoking clothes,
- 32:00Speaker 1: sort of spoken word, open mic. You got a vanilla
- 32:04Speaker 1: thing going on, and then something called lignin, which you
- 32:07Speaker 1: could find in plants, wood pulp, and cowfeces. Fun, fun,
- 32:13Speaker 1: fun stuff, In short, vanilla is the plant. Vanilla Linton
- 32:16Speaker 1: is one of up to two hundred and fifty different
- 32:19Speaker 1: chemical compounds that make up the flavor we call vanilla.
- 32:24Speaker 1: And with this story, with this discovery, we see the
- 32:28Speaker 1: larger story of artificial flavoring in general.
- 32:33Speaker 2: And today you do have vanilla available, that is what
- 32:37Speaker 2: it is, still that pure vanilla, or there's an even
- 32:40Speaker 2: stronger form of it called ethyl vanilla, which are both available.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Those are two options. Or there is vanilla extract, which
- 32:49Speaker 1: is derived from real vanilla. So it's almost like a concentrate.
- 32:54Speaker 1: I guess it's like the essential oil of vanilla. I
- 32:57Speaker 1: think that's right. So maybe it isn't the same. I
- 32:59Speaker 1: think a constant is largely artificial.
- 33:01Speaker 2: But I'm always been a little confused, like when orange
- 33:03Speaker 2: juice says not from concentrate. Something in concentrate is real,
- 33:09Speaker 2: or it's derived from the real thing. It's not just
- 33:11Speaker 2: whipped up in a lab.
- 33:12Speaker 1: It's called orange juice. Is so weird? Yeah, that might
- 33:15Speaker 1: be anothertographer for another day. Do you like yours with
- 33:19Speaker 1: some pulp ben or you a pulp free? Guard? To you? Like?
- 33:22Speaker 1: Oh the pulp? You know what? I'm just happy to
- 33:25Speaker 1: be around the juice. Okactually, that's one of my first
- 33:29Speaker 1: published short stories is entirely about orange juice. So I'm
- 33:33Speaker 1: kind of biased, weird. Sometimes the juice is worth the
- 33:36Speaker 1: squeeze ben. Yeah, but you can't get lost in the juice. Wait,
- 33:40Speaker 1: lost in the sauce, yeah, or the juice juice sauce interchangeable.
- 33:44Speaker 1: And this is a two part episode. This often happens
- 33:49Speaker 1: when all of us Noel, Max, myself and you begin
- 33:54Speaker 1: exploring the history of food. We got soa to vanilla
- 34:00Speaker 1: and beavers and cowfeecs right that we didn't even get
- 34:04Speaker 1: to the Crystal Palace exhibition in London. That might have
- 34:09Speaker 1: to be part two. Oh man, Yeah, I mean you know, look,
- 34:11Speaker 1: we love talking about food in general, we love eating food,
- 34:15Speaker 1: we love the history of food science. So I think
- 34:17Speaker 1: it's only right and natural, not artificial at all, to
- 34:23Speaker 1: make this a two parter, because we are gonna we're
- 34:25Speaker 1: gonna have some fun callbacks about vanilla, because, as you
- 34:27Speaker 1: can tell ridiculous historians, that is sort of the like
- 34:31Speaker 1: the first step in this flavor synthesis revolution that then
- 34:38Speaker 1: opens wide up. We teased banana.
- 34:40Speaker 2: There's a whole story in that that really should and
- 34:42Speaker 2: could be an episode in and of itself. We're going
- 34:45Speaker 2: to talk about that as well as the idea of like,
- 34:48Speaker 2: you know, the what essentially is like flavor deep fakes.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Yeah, ooh, I'm glad to pick it up. That phrase,
- 34:57Speaker 1: was that going too far? No? Not at no.
- 35:00Speaker 2: That is a ben ism right there, and I think
- 35:04Speaker 2: it's absolutely accurate because it does get to the point
- 35:06Speaker 2: where we're like, not no longer are we talking about
- 35:08Speaker 2: just the using artificial flavoring as a way of saving
- 35:14Speaker 2: some money, but almost as a way of counterfeiting.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Oh, intrigue, cliffhangers, high stakes. You love to see if folks,
- 35:23Speaker 1: we love that you're here. Thank you, as always so
- 35:25Speaker 1: much for tuning in. Big thanks to Max the Free Train.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Williams are super producer, and a big big thanks to
- 35:33Speaker 1: our composer. I still can't believe we have a composer,
- 35:36Speaker 1: Alex Williams who made this slap and Bob, Hey, Nolan,
- 35:40Speaker 1: have you talked to Alex recently? How's he doing? It's
- 35:42Speaker 1: been a minute. He was in town for a bit
- 35:43Speaker 1: and we hung out a few times. But no, he's
- 35:46Speaker 1: he's back roaming the wild West's class.
- 35:50Speaker 2: He's the United States Classic Alex But we love that
- 35:52Speaker 2: guy huge thanks to Chris Frosciotis n Heaves, Jeff Coats
- 35:55Speaker 2: here in spirit, Jonathan Strickland, the quizzor.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Who is in fact books. We got to book that.
- 36:02Speaker 1: We got to book that guy. Now he's hot, he's
- 36:04Speaker 1: in demand. Also aj Bahamas Jacob's the Puzzler, who I
- 36:09Speaker 1: know we will have back again very soon as well,
- 36:11Speaker 1: hopefully for that oft promised quiz slash Puzzle Off Yes Yes,
- 36:18Speaker 1: which we have sort of voluntold both the Puzzler and
- 36:22Speaker 1: the quizt just participated. So we also want to thank
- 36:26Speaker 1: all the hard working flavor scientists that we can't wait
- 36:30Speaker 1: for you to join us for Part two of the
- 36:32Speaker 1: preposterous History of artificial flavors. We'll see you next time, folks.
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