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THE SALAMI | Endurance: Fiji Episode 3 · Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Time machine, time machine, time machine, by the time machine.
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  Speaker 1: That time machine, that time machine.
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  Speaker 2: Get on it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one that
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  Speaker 3: cares about endurance around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say. So, that's how it feels.
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  Speaker 1: Base Welcome back is nowhere to be found. This way,
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  Speaker 1: I want to point out this is the off season.
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  Speaker 1: It is or the open season. Excuse me here, slap
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: me with the back of his hand. You can feel it, though, Yeah,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: I could feel his his presence when I said that. Uh,
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: what I'll say is a little bit. That is the
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: first episode of anything making the Merge related I've missed
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: in two and a half seasons or something like that.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: People were pissed. Yeah, no, I know. I I opened
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: the Patreon. There were death threats. Someone said they were
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: going to send me to Iran.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Someone what's it called when someone like sends the police
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: to your house.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: They docked me. And what's very interesting is they sent
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: a homing pigeon to my home and they had a
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  Speaker 1: little note. And I opened the little note and I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen one of these in four hundred years.
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  Speaker 1: Opened up the little note. I don't want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. I opened up the little note it says
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  Speaker 1: you suck. I was like, all that work, you could
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  Speaker 1: have just texted me that. Yeah, but it didn't. It
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  Speaker 1: hurt a little. It hurt a lot more because they
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  Speaker 1: had to train, They went to the they went, they
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  Speaker 1: did all that work. Yeah, they had to train that pigeon. Well,
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: we're talking about Endurance today episode three chases here. I'm here, Jonathans.
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  Speaker 1: PD's not here though, and I think that's uh the
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  Speaker 1: that's the news this week. Last time he missed one
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  Speaker 1: though he was he brought candy. Yeah. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he's bringing care. He might bring air conditioning fluid with him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We went from p D is going to be here
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  Speaker 3: and we're gonna do endurance and an off season newspod
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  Speaker 3: to p D not being here, right, And.
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  Speaker 1: It was out of his hands. It was in the
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  Speaker 1: hands of the HVAC gods. Yes, can that just be god?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: It depends on what religion you are. Which religion are you?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it. Well, you're four
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  Speaker 3: hundred plus. Let's just say that when I was born
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  Speaker 3: there was more than one. You know, there was more
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  Speaker 3: than one. That's what I'll say. When we were using
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: homing pigeons and carrier pigeons. There was more than one.
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  Speaker 1: Well there's still is more than one. Well, there's more
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  Speaker 1: than one religion. You know, you're right, right right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: more than like you know, polytheistic is what I I'm Polly.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's get to last week, which you miss.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did not carry the idea of somebody be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Polly. Oh you're probably not sexual. No polytheistic. I
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  Speaker 1: believe in more than one.
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  Speaker 3: Go yeah, honestly, how dairy?
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  Speaker 1: Last week?
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  Speaker 3: I left in the previously on for you because I
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: think you did not go out of your way to
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  Speaker 3: watch episode two of Endurance.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you're lucky. I'm gonna watch episode three. What look,
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  Speaker 1: you're not lies? I Endurance. I liked the I voted
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  Speaker 1: for us watching the first episode of various Survivor ages
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  Speaker 1: and shows got out voted. But the people they loved Endurance,
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: they wanted to see more Endurance. Some are saying it's
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: better than Survivor. Well, I don't know who's saying. Maybe
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: better than Survivor season forty eight. Damn sure better than
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Survivor forty nine. U was Mitch in forty eight? Uh
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  Speaker 1: forty eight was Joe's season, so Mitch, yeah, can't with miss.
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  Speaker 1: So some people call Mitch the cinnamon of season forty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, one's saying that. No, no cinnamon is beloved
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  Speaker 1: around here. Okay, don't talk about Chris was beloved until
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  Speaker 1: we got to the end of the game. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here's what happened. I left it.
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  Speaker 3: But this is really what you need to know. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we found out how they're going to make teams. Yes, uh,
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  Speaker 3: there was one challenge. Yes, there was a big squabble because, uh,
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  Speaker 3: the girl who looks like Miley Cyrus.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow she ended up.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody like paired up and the one person left over
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  Speaker 3: was the guy with a dunce hat and you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: And she was very much against I saw something about
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  Speaker 1: that and Connor, you remember Connor. Connor Connor gave her
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  Speaker 1: the business and was like, maybe if you just talked
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  Speaker 1: to him instead of judging him, you'd be happy.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, she could have I think Connor's going places
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  Speaker 3: watching like be arrested for something.
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  Speaker 5: Really that the worst guy follow No Fire and Survivor,
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  Speaker 5: so uh, she could have picked her own partner if
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  Speaker 5: she won the challenge.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't win the challenge.
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  Speaker 3: The person who wins the challenge gets to pick their
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  Speaker 3: partner and then pick the next set of partners. Then
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  Speaker 3: that set of partner six picks the next set, and
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  Speaker 3: so they went in order of what they what they
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  Speaker 3: planned on, leaving Miley Cyrus with the yes.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what you need to know. Who did someone
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  Speaker 1: go home? No? Oh okay, well it's not gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: this time. You would, you would think.
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  Speaker 3: So, So it's time to dive and they're gonna probably
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  Speaker 3: explain that too because I left it in, but I
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  Speaker 3: figured you would really like me to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I appreciated your previously.
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  Speaker 6: You know what.
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  Speaker 7: I cared the partner selection games set off of Firestorm
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  Speaker 7: so that.
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  Speaker 2: I will pick who I want.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: Why is he challenge? So this was a memory game.
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  Speaker 1: So Connor won the chance? Connor won the challenge. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna win this season? You think he's the most clear? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I picked Cinnamon, so what do I know about him?
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  Speaker 2: Durance Official Endurance will win it all.
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  Speaker 1: One thing that's the year seeing the teams. M Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I have eyes.
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  Speaker 3: One thing that happened was once they got their teams
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: They each were given one of the endurance things, the.
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  Speaker 1: Triangles they needed. You remember what you're talking about. They
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  Speaker 1: each got one of them. Okay, and so p D
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  Speaker 1: and I discovered is that they when you vote a
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  Speaker 1: team out, you get there.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, basically everybody, This is our understanding of it.
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  Speaker 3: There's like thirteen triangles. Everybody is earning them for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's why I think there's gonna be one
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  Speaker 3: person left and they get all of them and then
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  Speaker 3: they win.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what's happening here. So there's like six,
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  Speaker 1: but a team wins, a duo win, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, So there's six triangles already out there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there's already six of them. People see us here,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's where we make our decisions. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so glad that each of the guys have a trait
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: that helps me recognize who's head and Dana Boy, Jester Guy,
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  Speaker 1: Jandre the Giant. Pretty pretty helpful.
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  Speaker 3: And yes, and we also found out that the kid
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  Speaker 3: with the funny hat also had a shirt on that
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  Speaker 3: said my imaginary friend thinks I have.
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  Speaker 1: Mental issues, which was pretty funny. But now they see
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: why Miley didn't want honestly, she he was putting a
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: lot out there. I can see if you judge Ben
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  Speaker 1: told maybe yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. What
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  Speaker 1: she seemed like she was pretty judgmental, to be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, Lions going square of trust, the square trust, and.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking with the Orange team because we don't know
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  Speaker 4: who we're going to kick off or who we're going
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  Speaker 4: to give a somati to, and you kind of configured out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what she just said. I'm gonna give
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: the salamis the salami who were giving the salami snati? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What I will say, what I just heard here is
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  Speaker 3: that there is some sort of vote out process.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah. Although the first
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  Speaker 1: time it was a challenge that determined who gots at home,
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  Speaker 1: so that's.
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  Speaker 3: And then last week get No One went home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this show is all over. We're really gonna know stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I will say though, watching this, it's making me very
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: nostalgic for a time of my life. What time that
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: that age when I was fifteen sixteen, If you had
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  Speaker 1: TV that far, No, no, no, no no no, let me
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: let me let me explain. Let me explain, not of
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  Speaker 1: like watching TV from this era of just being this
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  Speaker 1: age and being around other kids that age. It's making
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  Speaker 1: me I can feel viscerally. I never went to summer camp,
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: but I did go to like a huge school.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It's making me feel like a visceral reaction of like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I remember how it felt to be around a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of teenagers that you don't know and just kind of
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  Speaker 1: feeling what they're going through. And I could get emotional.
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  Speaker 1: I feel an emotional reactions, feel a little insecure. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm feeling what the jester is feeling.
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  Speaker 3: Just honestly, though, the Gester seems pretty confident in himself.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's good, but he didn't seem.
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  Speaker 1: Bothered at all by the What we learn from Robin Williams,
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: sometimes the one that makes us laugh is the saddest
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  Speaker 1: of us. All. Wow, So you know, excited to break
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  Speaker 1: that up? Not before you in or if you win.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys want who are you stening? I mean
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  Speaker 1: giving this to many too? Why don't we give this
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  Speaker 1: money to the yellows. We're gonna call it the salami?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what is this? I know that's Connor. I know
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  Speaker 1: that's Connor.
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  Speaker 8: Me and an orange having alliance, right, now and Purple
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  Speaker 8: kind of thinks form the alliance.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure.
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  Speaker 7: So we didn't say that because I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here to Connor, right, I think so I
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  Speaker 1: got used to their shirts. Yea, the teams, I'd probably
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  Speaker 1: give it to Yellow. That's Connor. I know him a
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  Speaker 1: mile away. I mean he's trying to get them off
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: bossle Connor. That's so mean as soon as possible, we
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: don't see baby John.
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  Speaker 3: So Yellow is the Miley Cyrus team. So they're all
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  Speaker 3: still talking about how we want to get rid of that.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: They want to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 3: There was a lot of and I'm not Miley Cyrus.
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  Speaker 3: She had a touch like she was yelling at people.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, don't hey, man, I heard you know.
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  Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus is a nice lady. But Hannah Montana could
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  Speaker 3: be a bit of a debo. It's the best of
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: both worlds.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Then they get the back are there we are yesterday week?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: We're going to get enemies to lovers here? Brother, Yeah,
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: i'd like that enemy is to lovers? Yeah, I mean
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: it could happen. Why not? Why not that?
• 10:13
  Speaker 9: Like everyone got like really angry about it. Yeah, if
• 10:16
  Speaker 9: everyone's mad at us, it's the whole time. We're not
• 10:18
  Speaker 9: gonna last very long.
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: You need to communicate because you're just I've heard from people.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: You're like mad at me.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Guys, we cannot be she's spending any second of a
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: twenty minute show doing a flashback of last week.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: We can't do that. Apparently they can because you don't
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: got to vote someone out every week. Episodes are too short. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the episodes are wild. What I will say is apparently
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: she's got to heat with everybody. Yes, Miley is just
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: out to get it. Was she the one on the
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: boat that said I don't want to cause any drama,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: but I probably will. Is that hot? I have to
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: go back and look. I hope it was her because
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: she's living. She's living up to that. That would be
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: so funny if it would be hilarious. That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: So you can go out and lie. But I'm leaving
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: so the faster we can get on the good side
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  Speaker 1: of patter.
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  Speaker 9: I hear like everybody's saying that if they got the smoty,
• 11:06
  Speaker 9: they want to give it to us.
• 11:08
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, just.
• 11:10
  Speaker 9: Need to be like as fast as we can, we
• 11:12
  Speaker 9: need to like try and make friends with everybody. If
• 11:14
  Speaker 9: there's anything out here is that I know that Smoties
• 11:21
  Speaker 9: have caused a lot of trouble in the past, and
• 11:23
  Speaker 9: that they're pretty big deal. I am a little bit
• 11:25
  Speaker 9: nervous that I might get the Samodi. The Yellow Team
• 11:28
  Speaker 9: isn't you know, one of the most popular teams.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I guess the salami is some sort of punishment. Yeah,
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: so that's like what I'm getting at here is like,
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: does Survivor have anything like this where if you don't,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: if you haven't watched a show, there's elements of it
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: that you, yeah, would The immunity idol is what it
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: sounds like. It's self explanatory, the beware advantage they always have,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: the note I think they explained.
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  Speaker 3: I want to say they have said salami no less
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: than twenty times.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: We know what the salon no idea. I want to
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: say with some certainty that Survivor always explains what's happening.
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  Speaker 3: Because that we can't be thinking of If we can't
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: be thinking of it, you know what I.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Mean, I can't be thinking of it. And if you've
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: listened to this show, you know we don't be thinking
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: of much. Oh yeah, come on, in guys, he said
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  Speaker 1: the thing.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Come on in.
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  Speaker 1: God, he said, he's stealing his whole ship? Are you
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: kidding me right now? No? He did not.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: So when I left you guys last night, I brought it.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Back just far enough to not hear right. Felt good.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: He said, come on in, guys, how important the right
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: teammate was.
• 12:43
  Speaker 7: And then I kind of singled Brion out a little
• 12:45
  Speaker 7: bit because you didn't seem too happy.
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  Speaker 2: You said you were homesick.
• 12:48
  Speaker 7: And then finally Hannah just came right out and said, Nah,
• 12:50
  Speaker 7: it's not really homesick.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: It's a little dude.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: J D last week kept pushing I guess her name
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: is Brianna, we called him, kept pushing her like you're
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: really home, that's what you're gonna go with, Like I
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: don't believe, and like really like she ended up crying.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Jay dieseldly come on in a nice stealing Jeff's whole
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: thing now more than that.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: So you had the night to think about it.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: What are you thinking about today? Well, everything's like settled
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: between me and Hannah now, Like I don't know. I
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: was just upset yesterday. Hey girl, I don't think it's
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: settled between you and Hannah. No I would, I would
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: argue it's not definitely, and everybody it was just like
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of emotions going around.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: But like, I think me and Kyle are gonna do great.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: So Kyle, you think everything's good now?
• 13:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 13:37
  Speaker 8: This is a scary word that everybody uses. It seems
• 13:40
  Speaker 8: like every year on endurance, this one word here he
• 13:43
  Speaker 8: comes up, and every year it comes earlier and earlier,
• 13:46
  Speaker 8: sometimes even before.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: People have partners. You know the word I'm talking about, alliance.
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  Speaker 1: I was so good. I thought I was like, okay,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: so they were set up this salami thing and he's
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: gonna go. Guys, everybody's wanting to know what is salami?
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: And then he would tell us, But no, we know
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: what an alliance. We know what an alliance is. That's
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: self explanatory, right, I would argue in most links, that's
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  Speaker 1: a word.
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'll just come out and ask leslie, is there
• 14:18
  Speaker 8: an alliance yet?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: No?
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Not yet. We're trying to work some out, but not.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Yet, you lie. That was a straight up line. Sat
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: there by the big tree and you guys, did you
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: square trust? We had a square of trust, and and
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: these kids be out here lying. I mean, I would argue,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: if you want a better TV show When it comes
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: to the drama, teenagers are who you want to cast.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of ethical, ethical things that come on.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: I was kind of thrown off when Jad asked me
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  Speaker 4: that no way how we were gonna tell, and the
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  Speaker 4: Orange team wasn't gonna tell either.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want everyone else to know we have an
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: a lie, because then everyone's gonna kick both of.
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: Us off, you know, for a twist here and there.
• 15:08
  Speaker 7: So today there will be no endurance mission.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what what are we doing?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: There will also be no temple mission.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know what a temple mission was. Is
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: that where you get the salami? I don't know. I
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: don't know. This is the first I'm hearing of this.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: So there's not gonna be an endurance challenge.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Now do you remember in the first episode where they
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: showed that thing on the top of the mountain that
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: kind of looked like a gladiatory.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that's the temple? Okay, now I wonder
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: what each of those do. Is it one like a
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: reward and one is an immunity. Let's find out where
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: do you get the salami? The big question? I hope
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: you get answered. It's the Deli Challenge.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be playing for something that is an endurance.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: First, hey speaking jndre this right here, Mona.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: That's Fijian for magic box.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Anythink we're gonna get that one season on Survivor, I
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: want a magic box Challenge. How pissed do you think
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Jeff was watching this show? Because you know he watched it.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I bet he watched this and he was like, dang,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: that's good. No.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: No.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: The second he saw that, dude, just say come on in, guys,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: he was ready to fight. He telling Jeff, dude, but.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: I can promise you if you're the team that wins it,
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: you're probably gonna be pretty happy.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I want to know, really bad what's in the magic box.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: You want to find out and you want to get
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: the prize. I think the magic box will change the game.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I half to get this thing. I want to see
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: what's in there. Changed one bit. I gotta notice in
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: that magic box. It's gonna change the game.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Gotta get that immunity necklace tonight. I got I gotta
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: become the power broker. Oh man, whatever it is, He's
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: gotta get that. He has said that save line on
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: survivors that way of time.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: We gotta win the immunity. It's gonna change. He's gonna
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: change the game. Power Broker is gonna change the game. Okay,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: still gonna Oh man, you.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: Want to find out what the challenge is? Yea, the
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: show is called endurance.
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: So take a deep breath because you're gonna need a
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: lot of it for this one.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: So wait, what the fuck?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: There is an endurance challenge? What did he say, I'm
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: gonna do. I'm gonna do this thing wherever he said.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: We're not doing an endurance challenge. We're not doing a
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Temple challenge or run or whatever he said, Temple mission.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: We're doing something else, the magic Box.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: So today there will be no endurance mission.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: What's the difference between an endurance challenge and an endurance mission?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is insane because he said, we're
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: gonna do a mission. We're gonna do a challenge. Yeah,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: he said, we're about to do it, and he goes
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and you know, what's the name of the show, and Durrance,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: what is happening? And then no temple today.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: There will also be no Temple mission.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, but there is gonna be an endurance Challenge. Crazy,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: We're the magic Box.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: We're actually gonna take you from water's edge to water's
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: edge the magic Box many times. All the teams will
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: stand on their team colored piece of wood. When I
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: say go, one member from each team will run all
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: the way down to that side of the water and
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: grab a piece of wood.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: You'll then run all the way back and place it
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: on one of.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Those part and it'll be your partner's turn.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: You will make sixty trips back.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: One team gets every single one of those pegs full
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: of wood, and that team.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Will win.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: The Magic Box.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be pretty good show. Yeah, it's a pretty
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: solid that's pretty good. That's pretty endurance challenge. This feels
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: like something that would be a journey Yes and survivor. Yes,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: smash it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: We're gonna find out endurance today because it is hot
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: out here and there's gonna be a lot.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Of running back and forth. Good luck. Let's hop in
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a position.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: This is the challenge is important. She's going home this week.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: They've been showing her way too.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think we learned from the first episode
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the ones that they show.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: The most go home, Mono Box. I do want to
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: win the prize to be something.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: To like put us all the way in the lead
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: and like take full advantage. What do you mean all
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: the way in the lead. Is there a ranking system
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: or you just trying not to be on the bottom.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Is there any chance in the magic boxes? The salami
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I don't do I don't. I think that maybe was
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: from the temple mission. You think so you can only
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: get salami in the temple. I'm thinking I gotta be honest.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: If there was a Salami temple, I would go everywhere.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Let's just say that if when you asked me about
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: my religion, there might be a salami temple involved.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Get set, yo. What was that?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Somebody trying their their hardest bringing you wouldn't understand. I'm sorry,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Oh this is TV y seven. I gotta go everybody.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: You know what's at stake?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Mono the Magic Box?
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Long?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: We can't do this every.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Ground trip back and forth?
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: You're ready?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like a mister conn Yeah. I love
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: if there was a bumper on the screen saying, hey,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: you're watching Fiji and during Endurance Fiji now yeah, yeah,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I know, I know.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Ben is definitely in the lead. But there goes Caleb.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Where's Jonathan to see on the second let no, that's
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Bandane boy? What team is Jandre?
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Or what color?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: That's one bread And it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Looks like Ben and Caleb are coming in first. I
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: think that's one down, fifty nine to go to.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: This is a long challenge.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: This is I thought that it was gonna be a
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: like Relay Sis, where you go you bring it back
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: to the person on the wood and they go and
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: put it in the peck, but you know the whole.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Thing and then but it's like the Pacer test because
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: then you get to take a break while your partner's
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: running there and back.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Green put it on the wrong side.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, he put it on the wrong side. Now
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you still haven't seen John Dress the lead. Yeah is
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: that him? That's him over? I think that's him and
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: the he's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh he's in first place. Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: You guys have been going for ten minutes so far.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh they're tired yourself.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Look at that game face on Jonathan.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Of course he loves that. He starts. He starts, He starts,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: picking up his partners and putting them on his back
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and running back and forth.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Green picking up the pace.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Now do you think that going on this show and
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: losing is the beginning of his villain origin story. Like
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: that's what set a fire on him to go on
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Survivor come back for Survivor fifty. They wouldn't Blue just
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: took a break and gave each other a hug. We
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: gotta get Gendre on this show because I have so
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: many questions. Jay, will you come on the show. We
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: will not ask you about Survivor. No, we will only
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: ask endurance question ask about I think our only chance
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: of ever getting to talk to Gendre about Endurance is
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: if we ever get exit press privileges and he plays
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: again and we only ask and we only ask endurance questions.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: The CBS is gonna be like, guys, we got got
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to ask why at least how was well? How was
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: it end? We'll be like, did your Survivor journey start
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: with the reality show that you played on as a child?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Here are here that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Will and Green and Red almost at the.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: God, I'll say it's sixties too many guys, Yeah, this
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: was crazy, sixties crazy. Who's gonna make it? These kids
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: can't do this? Or I mean, of course Jandre is
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: still giving. He looks like he's not even sweating. Look, dude,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: there's nowhere even near thirty.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Green at nineteen, you got this, I can do it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Do you think at this point he was like A yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: we fucked up and did too many.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: You never know what can happen in this game. Someone
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: cannot continue.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna think several are not going to continue.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, look still trying to push it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: So is that the whole point of endurance is they
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: want these kids to quit? Ooh, I wonder if that
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: is the Maybe that's why it's called endurance. It's not survivor,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: it's endurance. Who can endurance? Who survives? Who can last?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I know those two words mostly the same thing, but
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: it's different. It is different.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: You never know what can happen. Is Gabrina keep going?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: You never know who's going.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: To give up? That's a Jeff d keep saying, you
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: never know who's gonna give up. I think everyone except
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: for Johnson.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: You guys have been going for twenty minutes, twenty minutes
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: straight without stop.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: The future is green Sauel ever more difficult. Maybe.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this was that era when it was like recycling
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: was the biggest fucking thing in the Now you're actually
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: anti recycling.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Well you do to my religion with the saloon temple.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: You're doing great, head up, looks like Green is gonna
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: get the thirty first.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: They're not even hat like they're.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: No Leslie, pick it up, yep, I gotta pick it up.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Gat you dumby? Whoa bread? Whoa there?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: We wouldn't even talk about survivor players like that right now.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's how I got out of hand. Now,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, these kids are gonna die. Yeah, this was
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You can't do this to kids, even man.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Twelve trips and you guys win the magic.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Box has to pick it up. Yeah, I mean that
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: was a tough question. I don't blame you, but that
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: was so fun. That was wild. Those even Jonathan looks tired.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Three yeah, I mean sixty is way too many. No
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: one's giving up though. I mean it's only been like
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: what thirty minutes number, dude, rus I used to run
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a mile like it was nothing finish when I was
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: fifteen years old, run that lap called a day. Yeah,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I think they've run more than a mile. I don't
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: need it from you about it? And also or did
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you would you have pe in Fiji? It's gonna I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: mean Florida. Oh, actually, you know what. That counts. Come
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: at me, that counts. I'll give you that shout out
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to all of my pe coaches in Florida. In Florida.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: What city in Florida? Titusville, Titusville, Florida. That's right. Nice,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. Dude.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I had a middle school PE coach who got arrested
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: for having a pornography.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, me too. Really it was of us though,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: he was taking pictures of us. They had a whole
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: assembly he had to It was crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: That's like a it's a pretty universal experience, not yours.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: That's different. Wait what did yours have? Just normal?
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Just like, why was that a scandal?
• 26:38
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I think I don't think you can have it at
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: just at school. He had like a magazine, You had
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: a flesh World magazine at the in the gym locker room,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: just flipping through as he's going through his notes. We
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: only looked at flesh World for the big rigs. You
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: didn't care about He didn't care about the Yeah no, no,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: our gym teacher, Dan Archer, you can probably google him. Uh,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I was selling pictures of us the children. Pretty crazy.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: It was my first modeling gig. That's tough. Yeah, I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: know it's pretty wild, vastly inappropriate to joke about, but
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: it happened to me, so I can joke about it. Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: we'll probably keep going.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, down to Red and Green.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Only two Green kids. He's got a bandana now he
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: saw the other kid. Everybody cool. It looks really cool.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I should try that run. Jandre looks like a young
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Taylor Lautner from Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Please two trips the Green team and then got it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Green team is gonna win this thing.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: The last trip for you, Lesley.
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: Last brand bandana boys doing good. But really it's his
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: teammates that she's crushed.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm going on, I'm going, I'm going he
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: is not changed, He's the same. Come on, well, God,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I want him to call him mister j D.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That's the question, Jill, Lesle, you've got this.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Leslie's crushing another gear. They called him John John get
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Old square.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Fifty seven fifty eight.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Will is gonna bring it home with time? It Well,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: that doesn't seem that doesn't see. I think they might
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: have told them they could just do it. I think
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: they realized that sixty was too much, or that halfway
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: through they would let you start taking two. Oh, Green's
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: gonna win. He's doing great. I mean he's crushing Will.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Where there's a Will, there's a way.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Will will put.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, he is disgusted with her right now? Is Did
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you see the look on his face? Yes, he's well changed.
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: Does he have it?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Does he have it?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: What a finish, unbelievable finish.
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: You guys, Wow, dude, you got some game. Man, you
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: got some serious game and this girl is awesome. You
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: got some serious game and this girl is awesome.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Seems so surprised by that magic box. What Okay, let's
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I can tell you was definitely worth all pushing. Everyone
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: did a great job, but in the end, you guys
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: had the most endurance. What is that team challenge? I'm
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: so happy that I won and Will is so happy.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I think us being partner's was the best thing that
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: we could do.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: He's never gonna stop and I'm never gonna stop. I
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: don't think Do you think they're the Boston Robin Amber
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: of Endurance? Oh my gosh, can you imagine? Did you
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: think he's gonna propose the reunion.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: That'd be crazy mine on the level the magic box.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Now, here's the deal.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Once you look at what inside it, you can tell
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: everybody nothing.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, everybody's gone, And you can also make.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Up something on your own. It's completely up to you
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: what you want to do with this information.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Go for it. It's too synonious.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now what you guys see here?
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: What the is?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: What you can see the fire, you can see the water,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: and you can see the wood. And here's the deal
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: of a temple of fate.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You know what happens? You got a of Is this
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: different from the other temple?
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: What is happening? Did they get a child to just
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: draw this? It was fucking crazy. They both looked at this,
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: and the meaning is that, oh yeah, temple of Fate.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: We know what's up? What We've made a vast mistake
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: by not watching season? What endurance about? I have a
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: deadly I don't know what's required viewing.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, now what you guys see here?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: This is crazy? What temple of fate? How in the
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: world did they get fire? You can see what you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: can see. So for those listening drawing, it's a parchment,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it's a parchment with a drawing of logs, water and fire.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: And I can't stress you enough They're not good. They're
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: bad drawings. I could do this. It looks like they
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: use some watercolor though, so to that that's a nice gift.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Some here's the deal up a Temple of Fate.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: You know what happens. You gotta win two rounds.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: The other team that's up there with you right this
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: right here entitles the other.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: One free round.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: You go up there before it even starts one to nothing,
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: meaning you only have to win one round to come
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: back instead of two like everybody else.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: The Magic Boss is an all surprise. I'm glad you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: got it. If so, essentially just a journey for an
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: advantage in the Immunity challenge.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Later it does seem like, yeah, like you don't have
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: to do one of the things. We've seen this, we've
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: seen this before. I still don't know what the at
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: the Temple of Doom the Temple of Hope?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: No, what was it? And is this the same temple
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: as we were the temple also, look, I don't want
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: a Pimple of hope. Will is obviously a very impressive
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: very obviously a very impressive competitor. I don't appreciate how
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: he's trying to steal bendana boy's hold. You know, I mean,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: you create your own persona. You have a unique thought
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: for once a year. Wrap that bandana against an arm,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: put it on your ankle. Come on something, dude, you're something.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Come on your neck maybe, yeah, you could be the
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: handkerchief dude. The what is that called? An ascot boy? Like,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: call you ascot boy? Yeah, come on, will Like, we
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: have a better chance of winning the stands game? So
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: pre pumped about that? Yeah, tough? What angratulations for the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: standing game? This is getting? Is there a glossary? Is
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: there an index book? He did not say standing game.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he said. He said something. There's
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: no way he just said standing game. Sorry, guys, I'm
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: going back again.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Automatically, like, we have a better chance of winning the
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: stands game.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: So prefunked about that? What does he say? Stand game,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: stance and game? What is happening? I'm looking at the
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: stands game, dude.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: The stance game is there for.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: The taking, chase. I just don't They've got too many things.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: It got too complicated and none of it is English
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: salami Hannah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I get really competitive.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: He was dying, like, hey, Jonathan, we actually thought you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: were being kind of the worst out there. He Oh sorry, dude,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: How in the world have gone back twenty years and
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: he's still being too harsh on women in a Survivor.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: John than if you want to know, if you want
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: to know why you didn't win fifty this, go back
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: and watch.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Let's let's write a feature film about a Survivor player
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: who goes back in time to his experience on a
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  Speaker 1: child version of Survivor, and he realizes all of the
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: errors he made as a child are the same errors
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  Speaker 1: he makes as an adult. And it's almost like a
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  Speaker 1: Christmas ghost of Christmas past present future title. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I like your title too, that's good. Yeah, the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Christmas Past present future ghost ghost thing. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna catch on.
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  Speaker 9: If John was more encouraging, we would have won.
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  Speaker 7: The whole challenge.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, whoa, Now, that's wild to blame him for
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: not being more he was more encouraging, that's insane. She
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: might have just made me a side with John dres
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  Speaker 1: We were so clus run the panel. I'm going go fast, running,
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  Speaker 1: go fast. Honestly, surprised he did not say get on
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  Speaker 1: my back, which I will run for you. He's done
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  Speaker 1: it before. That's so funny. Run Hannah Hannah Fast. I
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: want to add that sound bite for the Survivor God.
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  Speaker 1: I want him to play Survivor again because now we
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  Speaker 1: have all of this great stuff ammunition. Like just I know,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: like it was really competitive and stuff, but like maybe
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just try to take it easy. He was really
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  Speaker 1: really harsh. I mean, like, I think everybody agrees. So
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus wanted to be with Jonathan I think, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they're obviously the popular.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody found out what's in the Voodoo Box?
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  Speaker 1: I found Connor where I really wanted what was in
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  Speaker 1: the mystery box. I thought it'd be really nice to
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  Speaker 1: be able to have that little advantage.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a good thing for them, but nothing
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  Speaker 2: for us.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, no, duh. I think it might be
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: something good for them and nothing for us.
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  Speaker 10: That was the game.
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  Speaker 1: Were we as stupid while we were in high school?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I definitely was way dumb just saying the obvious things.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have No, I'm so I was so dumb.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have even I would have been asking wait,
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  Speaker 1: do you think we get anything? Like, we do we
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  Speaker 1: get anything from this what's happening? I think we get
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  Speaker 1: we probably get a little something. I'd be like, I'd
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: be like, well, why didn't you run fast? We should
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: get a lot of something. I didn't you run fast? Hannah?
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you run? Yeah? Why didn't you run? Hannah?
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  Speaker 1: You think it's an advantage for them rather than disip Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's not, which, well, an advantage to them?
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  Speaker 4: Could?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Just be like so just like by definite like the
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  Speaker 3: advantage like if they have an advantage, right, it becomes
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: a disadvantage, right, which is right? Connor's out here just
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: speaking the truth. He's a philosopher in Fiji. Philosopher Connor Sir,
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  Speaker 3: we'll work on that. We'll work shop that can Officer
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  Speaker 3: philosopher Connor.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out what the rules of
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  Speaker 1: this kid. I looked it up, so basically we came aboard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here it hit pause, there is Okay, I've figured
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  Speaker 1: this out. I gotta be honest. I kind of like
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: piece of it together. Okay, you want me to not
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: explain that because I haven't read it yet. Okay, I
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: want to figure it out. We're coming in black like that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: We didn't have Google back here, you're right, you're right, Yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: this was two thousand and what eleven. Yeah we had Google.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say, but it wasn't that good.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: No Google suck back then. Notoriously, I was a Jeeves guy,
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: asked Jeeves is up before? I was a little older
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: than I honestly asked Jeeves. I thought there was a
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  Speaker 3: legit Butler back there.
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  Speaker 1: Just just responding, that's what there's there's an elderly woman
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  Speaker 1: who thinks that's what Chad GPT is. Who's Chad?
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  Speaker 7: In this plan.
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  Speaker 4: That almost gives us two prizes from the magical box.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna tell everyone that the prize was immunity. You
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  Speaker 4: can go into the temple after the first Temple mission,
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  Speaker 4: which it's not this.
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  Speaker 1: Right here entitles you this that does so basically, what
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: he's saying this information to yourself is we don't need
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: a flashback. We saw this already one. He's gonna they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell everyone what we got in the in the
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  Speaker 1: mystery box is immunity. You can't vote us out tonight.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: But I mean, and these dumb ass kids are gonna
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: have it on Survivor. They wouldn't. We have an alliance
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: with the Orange team, and they want to know what
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: they think that since we have an alliance, that there's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: no way they're not knowing. So tell the Orange team
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: because you lie to him, because I don't some titles
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  Speaker 1: out there, like after the first evolution, we can't consider
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  Speaker 1: a temple.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you're a genius for Golden He is good.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: He's a good player. I'm starting to think maybe he
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: could win. But this is fine. Honor's got some competition.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: What's this kid's name again? This is uh will is
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: where there's a will? There's a way after the first tebolution.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: That's it? And what decision did you have to make?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: So we just wanted to know if I wanted to
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: tell people yet or like wait off, untie, so wait, you.
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  Speaker 2: Can't go tomorrow or the next time.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: For the first temples, the first the.
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  Speaker 6: First time somebody goes in the temple, we can't get
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  Speaker 6: such a temple.
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  Speaker 2: It's like community for the first temple mission.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, it's gonna that's the strongest team got a really
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: big advantage.
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  Speaker 1: I wish that I had kind of tried harder on
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the challenge. It really would be what do you mean
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: it would you tried harder?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: What are you waiting for?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: You know where Connor is now? Connor Gosh, Hey, no spoilers.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to I'm gonna that's it. That's what
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: it actually is. Do you want to know? How you
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: know if somebody is lying or not if they say
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: that's what it actually is. Found him on Instagram. How's
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: he doing? He is in Chicago. He's the co creator
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: of Live Laugh Legs, an absurdist Fantasia performance collective. I
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: know those words separately. He is a them Together producer
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and editor of Obituary with at Sigourney Beaver.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Oh I believe.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's a drag performer. Ah, that's cool. That actually
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: does some really cool stuff. That's a filter. That was
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: a filter. No, it's a lamp. I'm pretty sure this
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: is a lamp. Oh, Okay, that's a lamp. But he
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: does do stuff. Now, this is cool. I like this
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a lot. But what is what did you say? The
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: first thing was? Here is his Nosferato holding a baby?
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  Speaker 1: What's Live Laugh leg That is a absurdist Fantasia Performance Collective.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. It tells me so little.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: It looks like some sort of absurdist theater, which I'm
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: also down with. I like Connor a lot. I like
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Connor a lot. Isn't isn't all isn't isn't all? Uh
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: shows in Chicago absurd? Am I right, let's go. You
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Who doesn't feel great about
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Chicago sucks?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Honestly, you guys don't have any to worry about. We
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: all got to worry about it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But clearly ying it. So he's followed someone. I think
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: we're looking pretty good for this one.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I mean they may.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Now in the past.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: You do feel about it?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You imagine you feel about how funny would this be
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: if JD comes up there and then he says, here's
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: what's in the box and.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Just exposed it to everyone? That would be mess so funny.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: How you feel about JD?
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: You like?
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I don't like.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I don't like he gives me the he beach. I
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: don't like that endurance.
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  Speaker 8: We've done all sorts of crazy things. We brought eliminated
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: contestas back. We've had teams that we swapped teammates on,
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: So why should this year be any different?
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I think maybe it's time to shake things.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Playing against their parents.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, I wasn't kind of nervous, and he said interest
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: in the game around?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna freaking out?
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much time we are forty seconds
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: for sure, dang it, they're good. I gotta know what
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: happens next week. Man, you got us.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: The next week's time endurance, which one team you all
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: think deserves to have a little bit of an advantage?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: How are we gonna decide that? You guys, we got
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: to vote because everyone hates us.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: And when the dust set, the teams are presented with
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: their next challenge. Today will be your first endurance mission
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: with the somebody at Steak prospected twist on the next endurance?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: All right, that was it. That was Endurance three. I
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: learned a lot. I don't know, though, did we because
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: what I felt like we saw was an endurance mission.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: What else? I don't understand the difference between what's a
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: challenge and what's a mission. I just don't know. Because
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: he said, you're gonna have your first endurance mission, I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: said that. I guess that's the immunity challenge, and what
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: we saw was a reward challenge or a a journey hype. Yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It is crazy. This is absurd the
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: amount of rules. Like I know that New Era Survivor
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: gets complicated sometimes with the advantages and such. This is unhinged. Salami. Yeah,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I still don't understand. What is that? Does that give
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you immunity? Is it the immunity necklace? I'm a get
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm he said, but then he said, I don't want
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: them to Yeah, it could be a punishment, and salami,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: in my experience, is never a punishment. It's always good
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: unless it's past. It's time right right when rank when
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you're on the temple mission, Dude, can you imagine when
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: you're on the temple mission you got some expired salami,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: but you've already lied to everyone said that you can't
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: go to the temple because you will have immunity. Honestly,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: that's worst Casio, that is the worst case scenario. Oh boy,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Well we had fun.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I had a blast.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: It's good to be aren't you. We got your back.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I am. I was sad to not be here last week.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It showed Yeah, I was just chilling at the beach
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: and I was like, God, you know, this beach reminds
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: me of g Yeah, you know what I wish I
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: could be doing right now and durance watching Endurance the Boys. Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I wish. But you know, we'll call back next week.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: We'll watch episode four p D. We'll be back. I think.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Will the gang be back together? I think so. I'm
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: taking the week off. That's okay. Now we'll just rotate,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: We'll rotate. I cannot miss an episode of this show.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm hooked at this point. I need at this point,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm locked in. That's it for this week. We're we're doing, uh,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Solving twin Peaks, right, Yeah, we have a new podcast
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: that we launched, Solving Twin Peaks.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: You heard the first episode on the Making the Merche feed.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: If you haven't gone over to the Solving Twin Peaks feed,
• 45:43
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• 45:44
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