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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Bone's just patiently waiting to do some Florida Man stories
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to them, man. Don't steal Florida Man time.
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  Speaker 1: Don't assume they're all Florida Man stories, all right? You
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  Speaker 1: don't know that for sure.
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  Speaker 2: We'll find out.
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  Speaker 3: How about we start back at the Miami International Airport
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  Speaker 3: after U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers. have arrested Alberto
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  Speaker 3: Hernandez Castillo, a legal permanent resident of the U.S. who
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  Speaker 3: was arriving on a flight from Cuba, but he declared
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  Speaker 3: no wildlife on his custom form. They noticed, Mac, an
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  Speaker 3: unexplained bulge near Mr. Hernandez Castillo's pants when they found
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  Speaker 3: out what it was. It was a tube containing 10
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  Speaker 3: live birds he had stuffed in his underwear.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha!
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  Speaker 3: It was the second time in a week at that
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  Speaker 3: uh it sure yeah the second time in a week
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  Speaker 3: at that airport that someone had live birds in their pants.
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  Speaker 1: I was now is that a is there a is
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  Speaker 1: there is that just a travel thing like i can
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  Speaker 1: store them all in here is that like fun for
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  Speaker 1: him Does.
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  Speaker 2: He enjoy that?
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  Speaker 3: He wasn't smuggling to sell. They were his own personal birds.
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  Speaker 3: But they just have to travel?
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there a cage available? You can put them underneath the...
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  Speaker 1: He was smuggling goods by his goods. I'm starting to
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  Speaker 1: wonder if he just kind of likes that.
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  Speaker 2: We went from birds talk to that type of birds talk.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about dirty birds. Ten birds. Is he the ten
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  Speaker 2: injured eagles right now? Is that who he's got? And
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  Speaker 2: birds in his pants. Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I got a what to bleep. I got a what
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  Speaker 1: to bleep, Jim Harbaugh. Jim Harbaugh's an amazing football coach.
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  Speaker 2: Birds in his khakis. Jim Harbaugh's an amazing football.
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  Speaker 1: Coach, but an 0-5 bone in yesterday's presser. He does
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  Speaker 1: not sound like an amazing football coach. Jim Harbaugh, you
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  Speaker 1: got to be there for your team in adversity. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to set the tone that we will battle through
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  Speaker 1: this bone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure he did that in yesterday's presser. Listen
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  Speaker 2: to this.
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  Speaker 3: When you're only five, what is the, what is the
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  Speaker 3: message that, that works, you know, that kind of gets
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  Speaker 3: through or is there one?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, I don't know what that message, uh, is the, um,
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  Speaker 4: it's just in the players that just fight their hearts out,
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  Speaker 4: you know, play, give it everything they have. That's, that's
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  Speaker 4: the only way. That's the, that's the best way.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's, What's a bleep is that answer, Bo?
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  Speaker 1: Even Bill Belichick's like, say something. I mean, you are
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  Speaker 1: the leader of men, dude. You've been a great coach,
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  Speaker 1: and that's how you answer the question, what's the message
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  Speaker 1: to your 0-5 team?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, that's bad. No wonder they can't rally themselves.
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  Speaker 2: My gosh. What's your message? Justin, go hang out with
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  Speaker 2: Madison Beer a little more. That's my advice. Is he high?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's Harbaugh.
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  Speaker 3: He's just running on fumes right now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, we have a political mishap in Portland, Maine. It's
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  Speaker 3: important to know that this happened in Portland, Maine, where
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  Speaker 3: there's a Republican race going on between... There's a senator race,
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  Speaker 3: excuse me, between Republican candidate Susan Collins and Democratic candidate
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  Speaker 3: Troy Jackson. Susan Collins bought TV ad money, ad space,
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  Speaker 3: to go after who she calls Taxon Troy Jackson. They're
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  Speaker 3: attacking that poor Taxon Troy Jackson with ads. That's kind
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  Speaker 3: of funny, actually. Unfortunately, they made a mistake and they
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  Speaker 3: spent all the TV ad money, not in Portland, Maine,
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  Speaker 3: for broadcasts in Portland, Oregon.
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  Speaker 2: How does that happen?
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  Speaker 3: The whole ad budget went all the way across the
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  Speaker 3: country and not in Maine as intended.
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  Speaker 2: What the bleep? How does that happen?
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  Speaker 3: So all these Oregon people are like, why are we
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  Speaker 3: getting Maine ads for taxing Troy Jackson?
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  Speaker 2: This is the wrong Portland, man. That's why you don't
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  Speaker 2: go after taxing Troy Jackson. I don't even know how
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  Speaker 2: that is possible.
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  Speaker 3: Whoever was in charge of like the whatever Republican wing
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  Speaker 3: of the of the ads screwed up completely.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's that that that might be that one's
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  Speaker 1: right up there with Dan Quinn and Jaden Daniels the
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  Speaker 1: other day.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I got to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you, she was so mad and she stated publicly,
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  Speaker 3: I would never run in Portland, Oregon.
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  Speaker 2: I'm running in Portland, Maine. Oh, my goodness. Running in Maine,
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  Speaker 2: I should say.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I got a what the bleep Instagram, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Instagram's algorithm has apparently, Bone, become Creed's most devout
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  Speaker 1: fan because Instagram had to put out a statement acknowledging
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  Speaker 1: their mistake because their algorithm apparently kept recommending the song
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  Speaker 1: Higher Up. from Creed for people to use Bone on
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  Speaker 1: their montages. And it didn't matter what the montage was.
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  Speaker 1: And they had to come out and say, we messed up.
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  Speaker 1: We were over-recommending the song Higher by Creed. I would
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  Speaker 1: actually say this. If you have recommended people on social
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  Speaker 1: media use any Creed song one time, You have done
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  Speaker 1: it too many times. What the bleep are we? That's
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  Speaker 1: a mistake you can't make with that band, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on a minute. Can you recommend Creed enough? Are
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  Speaker 3: you still in on Creed, buddy? Oh, I've never left Creed.
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  Speaker 3: My day one Creed guy. Are you in on Nickelback still?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know, Mac, when I found Creed, I was low.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what they did for me?
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  Speaker 2: They took you higher. They took me higher. What about Nickelback?
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  Speaker 2: You got their back or no? I've always been more
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  Speaker 2: Creed than Nickelback. Okay. All right. There you go. Stay strong.
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  Speaker 3: Creed hits that emotional valve that few bands can hit.
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  Speaker 3: They're basically my Rolling Stones. I just don't like that
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  Speaker 3: Eddie Vedder copycat stuff, man. I don't like that. Why'd
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  Speaker 3: you go John Gruden, man?
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, I was going to do this story about a
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  Speaker 3: Florida man attacking another guy at Publix, but he tried
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  Speaker 3: to kill him, so I put that to.
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  Speaker 2: The side there.
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  Speaker 3: So we're going to do an older Florida man story
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  Speaker 3: from a few years back. This is Nelson Agosto, a
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  Speaker 3: 51-year-old resident of Stewart, Florida, who was arrested for misusing
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  Speaker 3: the 911 system. Because while he was eating at Krabby's
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  Speaker 3: Seafood Shack, he called 911 and said, the clams I've
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  Speaker 3: been given for my order are simply not big enough.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, now.
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  Speaker 3: They told him, sir, we cannot help you, Max. Do
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  Speaker 3: you know what Mr. Agosto did after that?
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  Speaker 2: What's that?
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  Speaker 3: He called back and said, no, you don't understand. The
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  Speaker 3: clams are not big enough. He called twice.
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  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 2: Who doesn't love a big old clam?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Behave yourself over there, Fetty.
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  Speaker 1: Behave your dang self, sir.
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  Speaker 2: This reminds me of.
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  Speaker 3: When MFG would call the front desk at the Hickory
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  Speaker 3: Tavern and ask where his order was while he.
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  Speaker 1: Was sitting in the restaurant. Oh, he was so proud
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  Speaker 1: of himself, man. So proud of himself. I can't get
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  Speaker 1: my order of my chicken tenders. I got a what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep. Did you watch Man and Cass last night, Bo?
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  Speaker 3: I did not, no. Oh, you missed Brycey on there. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't watched much of that all year. I kind
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  Speaker 3: of forgot about it. All right, so we played clips
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  Speaker 3: of Bryce. It was really cool to see him on there.
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  Speaker 3: I saw the clips of him, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But also Brenda Song was on there, actress Brenda Song,
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  Speaker 1: from way back in the day, Suite Life, Zack and Cody.
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  Speaker 1: And she's a huge Rams fan.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like, she's a nut.
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  Speaker 1: Like, she's crazier than we are about the Panthers. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she's an insane Rams fan. But I got to what
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  Speaker 1: the bleeper bone because she stole my Bryce Toss play.
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  Speaker 1: She was on there taking credit for the Brenda Senda
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  Speaker 1: play that she has proposed to Sean McVay, where they
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  Speaker 1: take a running back and throw him over the line
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  Speaker 1: in short yardage. Eli Manning did a whole skit about
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  Speaker 1: this same sort of play on one of his shows, Bone.
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  Speaker 2: This was like Lombardi's toss sweep play for you. They
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  Speaker 2: are both stealing my Bryce toss play, man. What the
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  Speaker 2: bleep's going on? That's not right.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: Do they listen to the program? Give me credit, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I had the Bryce toss first, man. Matt, real quick,
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  Speaker 2: my last story. We have to talk about what?
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  Speaker 3: Well-known actor Tobey Maguire was up to this past weekend.
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  Speaker 3: So here's a little backstory. Tobey Maguire was married to...
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  Speaker 3: I'll make sure I get her name right here. Jewelry
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  Speaker 3: designer Jennifer Meyer. From his early Spider-Man days until they
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  Speaker 3: separated almost a decade ago. So they have been separated
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  Speaker 3: for almost a decade. The marriage, though, he moved on
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  Speaker 3: to date somebody else. She obviously, based off this story,
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  Speaker 3: was with somebody else. But they did not get legally
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  Speaker 3: divorced until September 21st recently.
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  Speaker 2: Took a while. It happens. Took a while.
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  Speaker 3: But she got remarried to a billionaire. The son of
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  Speaker 3: a billionaire in Hawaii this past weekend. Leo was there.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos was there. Star-studded wedding. Matt, do you know
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  Speaker 3: who officiated this wedding? That would be your ex-husband, Tobey Maguire.
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  Speaker 3: Tobey Maguire did the officiating. He was doing Spider-Man poses
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  Speaker 3: during the ceremony. He was out there doing Spider-Man. Look,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's great when people get along, but... That
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  Speaker 3: seems a little bit odd, Matt. Going to the wedding
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  Speaker 3: is one thing, but officiating the wedding for your ex-wife?
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  Speaker 3: That's a little worth the blessing. That seems very, like,
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood-ish of... What a weird behavior. It's a little what
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  Speaker 3: the bleepy bone. That is definitely a little what the bleepy.
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  Speaker 2: I will not. When Mrs.
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  Speaker 1: Mack finally divorces me, I will not officiate her second marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Not out there doing Spider-Man moves? I will not do that.
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  Speaker 2: I will just simply not do that at all. There's
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  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just obviously the marriage just got done probably because
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  Speaker 3: she's getting married. But it's very soon since they officially
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  Speaker 3: got divorced also.
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  Speaker 1: Now people, Bone, are saying that I stole the Bryce
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  Speaker 1: Toss from the late, great Mike Leach. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: when Mike Leach, that's true, he suggested it, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear him suggest it until after I said it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he had been suggesting it for years.
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  Speaker 1: I just think great football minds like me and Mike
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  Speaker 1: Leach think alike.
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  Speaker 2: Someone needs an apology here, and I know who it is.
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  Speaker 2: Creed fans want an apology.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize y'all were still out there on these
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  Speaker 1: streets in 2026. All right, we got to wrap this up, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: It's not often I get to what to bleep somebody.
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  Speaker 1: who is in the studio with us. But everybody knows
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  Speaker 1: 92 hangs out with us during the show, really enjoys
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  Speaker 1: the show, and hangs out with us in the studio.
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  Speaker 2: 92, I need to what to bleep you.
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  Speaker 1: I think at one of your rallies, I think you
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  Speaker 1: were trying to compliment Sophie Cunningham, and I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: it came out as a compliment. So I got to
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  Speaker 1: what to bleep you. Listen to this one.
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  Speaker 2: We like Sophie Cunningham.
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  Speaker 1: I like Sophie.
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  Speaker 2: You have a lot of men wanting to go and
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  Speaker 2: watch her.
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  Speaker 1: She's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to say that anymore, however.
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  Speaker 3: As a politician, please, please, let me take it back.
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  Speaker 1: Anytime a politician says a.
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  Speaker 4: Woman is beautiful, that's generally.
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  Speaker 5: The end of his political career in the modern-day politic world.
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  Speaker 2: But Sophie is a beautiful young woman. You probably wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: find her on the team, not to help you with voice,
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  Speaker 2: but to help you with attendance.
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  Speaker 4: 92.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep, 92? Were you complimenting her or not?
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  Speaker 1: Because that did not sound like a compliment at the end.
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  Speaker 5: Frankly, could you not understand what I was trying to
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  Speaker 5: say there? She's a beautiful basketball player. I was looking
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: up her stats on cleaningtheglass.com. Another website I used in
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  Speaker 5: my previous life. Can't talk about that, though. A great
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  Speaker 5: 3 and D player.
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  Speaker 2: And you know I love 3Ds. Oh, my God. All righty, then.
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  Speaker 1: All righty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sad that I asked. I didn't know where that
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  Speaker 2: was headed there. I'm sad that I asked. I was
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  Speaker 2: going to ask.
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  Speaker 3: Him, 92, about Tobey Maguire, but I don't think I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to get there.
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  Speaker 5: Tobey Maguire, not the best Spider-Man. Tom Holland, don't lose Zendaya.
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  Speaker 5: You'd hate to have to remarry someone else.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, 92. Appreciate that, 92.
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  Speaker 3: All right.