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- 0:01The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
- 0:05speech that we have to put up with.
- 0:07It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
- 0:11It is the coursing lifeblood of human process.
- 0:14It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
- 0:18understanding. What a laughing stock today's
- 0:22student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
- 0:26right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
- 0:30enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
- 0:36Offensiveness is not just something we have to
- 0:38begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
- 0:42human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
- 0:46to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
- 0:51latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
- 0:55This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
- 1:00But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
- 1:09Good evening everyone and welcome to Knights impromptu
- 1:14episode of the Whitfield Deport. Max, have you heard any good
- 1:20songs lately? I heard Yay dropped a banger on
- 1:25the world that was just too hot for the I'm sorry but man they
- 1:33banned that song everywhere. Bro there's like national
- 1:36Socialist black metal on every one of those music platforms.
- 1:40I hope they go scrub all that too.
- 1:43Yeah. And that shit's not ironic.
- 1:47No. Of course, Yay's new big hit
- 1:51single Tearing Up the Charts that don't exist because it's
- 1:55not on the charts, because it's only on Twitter, basically X.
- 2:01But he says Twitter in the song to be fair.
- 2:03Yeah. Which is very based to keep it
- 2:06like keep calling it like you say anything else you want about
- 2:09Kanye, but he still calls it Twitter.
- 2:13Yeah. So do I.
- 2:15Well. Relatable.
- 2:16I'm what I'm saying Sam is his new song's very relatable.
- 2:24That that's, that's the thing that you and I were talking like
- 2:28right before the show is like, I, I know people who are like
- 2:33for context, like I know guys who are like going through, you
- 2:37know, marital troubles and like, you know, of, of their own right
- 2:42now. And, and they're they're like
- 2:44getting mad at the at the Kanye song.
- 2:47And I'm like, yeah, but like have, have like, I know
- 2:52everyone's getting like, like really caught up in the whole,
- 2:57you know, like, I guess the, the chorus, right?
- 3:01Like no one's actually like really pay paying attention to
- 3:04like what he's saying, which is that he's like sad that he can,
- 3:09you know, he can't see if. He.
- 3:10Changed. If he changed a couple words,
- 3:15they would be so cool with this song.
- 3:16OK, if if it was Hail Satan, they'd love it.
- 3:24Yeah. And then you know.
- 3:26The like the same everything else you know.
- 3:32Well, like. That's what.
- 3:35But that's why the song is named and said what it is.
- 3:38It's specifically like like he wanted it to be censored.
- 3:42And it does prove his point. If you haven't listened to the
- 3:45song, you you're an idiot for judging it one because if you
- 3:50listen to the song, he explains why the song is what it is.
- 3:54Just like he said when people were judging the leaked version,
- 3:58he said wait till the song comes out.
- 4:00He said that to Piers Morgan. That's why he kind of walked off
- 4:03the show because because he's good at publicity.
- 4:09And also it was funny that he left Sneako there to to like die
- 4:13that that cracked me up. But I of course, I watched the
- 4:18Piers Morgan with Kanye thing. That was great.
- 4:21No, I get what he's doing. And look, we, we, we are right
- 4:26to offend media. So if I didn't get what he was
- 4:28doing, I would be ashamed of myself.
- 4:31What he's doing is 2005 edge lording, right?
- 4:38He's saying like, I've got nothing to lose.
- 4:40You all say the worst things about me already.
- 4:43I have no control over my life. I can't see my children.
- 4:47I they're telling me I have to go into a mental hospital.
- 4:50I don't feel that there's anything wrong with me, right?
- 4:55I have all this money and all this fame, and it doesn't help
- 4:58me at all. My wife cheated on me with a
- 5:01Jewish guy, and yeah, that factors in.
- 5:03I'm not. I think that has everything to
- 5:05do with why he says the stuff about Jews.
- 5:07But at the same time, I don't think he's as serious as you
- 5:11might think if you just listen to what he says in the song.
- 5:14No, I I think he's I think he's doing and I'm not saying this is
- 5:20like one for one with what he's doing.
- 5:24What like often times like you'll notice that like edgy
- 5:27teenagers will say like a lot of like horrendous things because.
- 5:33You'll find a lot of teenagers have the same crossover of
- 5:37Satanism, Nazism, occultism, obsession with say murder,
- 5:45serial killers, true crime, school shootings.
- 5:48Am I? Am I on the mark?
- 5:50It's called being a fucking edge Lord.
- 5:52He's being a 2025 edge Lord. And I will point out also that
- 5:57in the black culture, the stigma around saying stuff like this is
- 6:01a little different. Well, but he's a yeah and well
- 6:04and he but but in what I'm getting at. 2 Not that not that
- 6:06I'm saying black people think it's fine, it's just that they I
- 6:09I think most black people don't feel as strongly about it as as
- 6:12a lot of white listeners might assume.
- 6:15Right. Yeah.
- 6:17And it's, and it, it's also, I mean, it really is at the end of
- 6:24the day, it is kind of like a cry of please, of like, please
- 6:28listen. Most of the most of my friends
- 6:32and people I've talked to already don't think he's a Nazi.
- 6:37No. He put out a song called Hail
- 6:39Hitler, but they don't think he's a Nazi, they think.
- 6:43And it's not even a cry for help in such Sam.
- 6:46He's been crying for help for years.
- 6:49What I think that what what he's saying in this song is I'm not
- 6:51crying for help anymore. I'm saying fuck off, go away,
- 6:57leave me. You call me whatever you want.
- 7:01Yeah. You know, and it and it's
- 7:05understandable a man gets pushed to his breaking point and it's
- 7:08no matter what he does this people got shit to say about it.
- 7:11Imagine 30 years of that. Well, I mean, that's why.
- 7:17Nothing. But like, we talked about the
- 7:18gay fish thing getting nothing but shit on ever since that came
- 7:22out, by the way. Yeah.
- 7:25You know, people, people are like, oh, he was cool with it
- 7:27when it happened. What what happened, what
- 7:30happened is people kept calling him a gay fish for years and
- 7:35years and years. And he just got a little bitter
- 7:37about it. Like, yo, yeah, fuck them guys.
- 7:39You know, I don't, I shouldn't have to deal with this shit.
- 7:42And so he was already, he got it like or when he said George Bush
- 7:46doesn't care about black people, what he was talking about was
- 7:49the hurricane in Louisiana. And he was saying that not
- 7:54enough was done. And I think we'll all agree that
- 7:56FEMA doesn't do a good job at the best of times.
- 7:59So the idea that they would fuck over the black community of
- 8:03Louisiana and New Orleans in particular is not surprising.
- 8:07Yeah, well, what's? And and bringing attention to
- 8:10something like that is not the worst thing in the world.
- 8:12It's just the way he said it out of nowhere shocked people.
- 8:15But what he was saying wasn't a bad thing.
- 8:18Right. Well, what?
- 8:20What's interesting? What's interesting about that?
- 8:22It is for George W Bush. Right, well and well.
- 8:25And it was true. George W Bush didn't care about
- 8:27those black people. I stand with Kanye on that.
- 8:30Well, and what's interesting about that is I've actually.
- 8:33I don't stand with him on Beyoncé having a video of the
- 8:35year, but that's a whole different.
- 8:38Yeah, I I don't stand with him on that either.
- 8:40But in in regards to Katrina, I've actually, I've actually
- 8:46spoken to heck of a job Brownie quite a few times actually.
- 8:52He's a he's a radio host in Denver.
- 8:57He's basically made like no bones about the fact that like
- 9:02George Bush threw him absolutely 300 lessons.
- 9:07So did, and so did the governor of Louisiana at at the time,
- 9:16there were people. Got a lot.
- 9:19I'm not saying that like I'm not saying that Browning was perfect
- 9:22and then even he says that he's not perfect, but he said, look,
- 9:25I empathize with a lot of the with a lot of the black
- 9:28community, but like I wanted to eligibly help and my my hands
- 9:32were tied basically by both my boss and also the state
- 9:38government that didn't want to do anything.
- 9:41Well, two. See.
- 9:43And, and we live in a, an age of it's a little weird, right?
- 9:48It's like. Black.
- 9:50Men are in a tough spot because up until now, like even through
- 9:55the peak of wokeness to some degree, they were allowed to act
- 10:01masculinely, whether in a negative or positive manner.
- 10:04It didn't matter, right? They were exempt from a lot of
- 10:07the like, the political correct policing that a lot of like,
- 10:10young white men would get right. But it caught up.
- 10:15It caught up. Yeah.
- 10:18They're not excluded anymore. And what it's done is it's
- 10:22opened a lot of like I'm talking about guys I, I, I know
- 10:25personally that aren't even political that are like suddenly
- 10:29like they don't for first of all, they feel very politically
- 10:34homeless. Second of all, it's the first
- 10:35time some of them have realized that we vote Democrat as as a
- 10:40community and they don't even try and earn our vote.
- 10:45That's what they say. And then and then they get
- 10:46treated like, oh, you're a toxic, you're you're too
- 10:50masculine and stuff for like especially like Sammy, It's, you
- 10:55know, I'm not like in, in the ghetto here.
- 10:57The guys that I know are religious black guys, right?
- 11:00They're trying to find a wife and get married.
- 11:01They work hard. And so they're already being put
- 11:05in a stereotype in a lot of cases by just being a black guy
- 11:07dressing like a black guy. People look at them and think
- 11:10that they're a criminal and it's like they work 40 hours a week.
- 11:13You know what I mean? They're good, dude.
- 11:15They're normal middle class fucking guy, and all they want
- 11:19is, you know, a wife and kids just like anybody else.
- 11:22But you're not supposed to have that dream no more.
- 11:26Well, I, I think I've told you about that.
- 11:28It's. Tough for them.
- 11:29I'm sorry to cut you off, but I wanted to conclude my point back
- 11:32to Kanye. There is it's tough for a lot of
- 11:35those black men who have traditionally been allowed to be
- 11:38masculine when when you cut off all avenues of traditional
- 11:42masculinity from them to just lash out and say fuck you to
- 11:47everything and everyone in their path.
- 11:50Yeah, that's why he's being an edge Lord.
- 11:53I'm sorry, Sam, but go ahead. No.
- 11:54No, you're, you're, you're absolutely right.
- 11:57Well, and I, I think I, I, I shared this.
- 12:00He did all. The right things, right?
- 12:03Like. As celebrities go, especially
- 12:06being a celebrity, right? He got a one wife, he stayed
- 12:09with her. He had children.
- 12:11You know what I mean? He's not Diddy out here having
- 12:14these parties. He has no history of drug use.
- 12:17Right, he's not a. Gang banger from the hood.
- 12:20He never claimed to be 1. Well, and you know, that's why
- 12:28he got. Shit on early on in his career.
- 12:30Actually. They called him a nerd.
- 12:31He wasn't gangster enough to be a rapper, you know what I mean?
- 12:35Well, the, the other thing and I I don't say this, I, I, I don't
- 12:39say this like hypocritically at all, but like Kanye was, was a
- 12:46mama's boy in like the most wholesome way too and his.
- 12:50Mother. Passed a couple of years ago
- 12:52when? His when his mother passed it
- 12:55it, I think it it broke him. And.
- 12:59You know, like as. As it would, you know, for for a
- 13:04lot of people, yeah, he was very close with her.
- 13:06He took care of her. He named, he named his record.
- 13:10Donda is I named after her. He he has an institute in her
- 13:17name. Like yes, he obviously was a
- 13:18mama's boy. And then you think about that,
- 13:21Sam, he had that happen. Then shortly thereafter, his
- 13:25wife not only cheated on him, but he was called by Pete David.
- 13:29Did you know that? Yeah, yes, I, yes, I did.
- 13:33From his own bed he got called by the guy cocking him.
- 13:37Yeah, I, yeah, I, I did know that and that I and that's what,
- 13:41that's one of the reasons why I've never liked Pete Davidson
- 13:46and I don't. Think that has anything to do
- 13:49with Pete Davidson being Jewish, But I do think in Kanye's mind
- 13:53that has a lot to do with what he has said over the past couple
- 13:57of years. Because.
- 14:00Peter is Jewish, like there's no getting around that.
- 14:03That's an elephant. The guy that the guy that fucked
- 14:06his wife is Jewish. Why do you think he's saying
- 14:08anti-Semitic things? I.
- 14:10I would, I would agree with that.
- 14:11And to be to be fair, I've also known guys who are Jewish who
- 14:18will say who was saying do horrendous things and then when
- 14:24you call them out on it, they'll hide behind, oh, you're being
- 14:29anti, you know, Semitic or you know that they'll play.
- 14:35Well, we also. Know honest people like Craig
- 14:37for example. Yeah, yeah.
- 14:39So. I'm I'm.
- 14:40Not Semitism out when it's like real and when it's not real.
- 14:43Like I guarantee you if we if we call up Doctor Craig and say
- 14:47what's your opinion on the Kanye song, he's going to say I, I can
- 14:50almost quote you exactly what he's going to say because I can
- 14:53hear it in my head. Sam, you ready?
- 14:55What Craig will say is, yeah, that shit's hilarious.
- 14:58Yeah, I, yeah, I, I can, I can hear him even chuckling.
- 15:01Yeah, as he as he said, Yeah, with.
- 15:03That typical chuckle he always does when he finds something
- 15:06like we know that's what he's going to say.
- 15:09Well. Yeah, like he like he even I I
- 15:13actually I played back the I I did 2 best of I I did 2 best of
- 15:24shows this this weekend, one of which I actually replayed on
- 15:30Saturday the the infamous pussy smoke episode, which bad even
- 15:36even a year later that like that still cracks me up.
- 15:40It is still one of our best episodes.
- 15:43But after the whole thing, he you know, we go into the Israel
- 15:49Palestine convict, right? And Craig says outright that
- 15:55like, yeah, BB is kind of BB Netanyahu, who's kind of
- 16:02retarded if he's calling people out who don't support the, you
- 16:07know, the war out as like anti. That's the.
- 16:11Thing is Craig's Craig's real as fuck, right and honest, and he
- 16:16doesn't just side with any particular thing.
- 16:18That's why we like him. Yeah, well, he he's a he's a
- 16:22thoughtful guy. And so he's been I that's the
- 16:24funny part is like, yeah, he's Jewish.
- 16:26He's been critical of Israel on this.
- 16:29But but that's the other thing is that be critical of Israel.
- 16:32They won't then they want you to be in the pro Palestine camp.
- 16:35Like no thanks. You can keep your these in your
- 16:37Hamas. Yeah.
- 16:39Just because I'm critical of Israel doesn't mean I want to
- 16:42support terrorism. Right.
- 16:44And that and that's and that's kind of that's where that's
- 16:47where we that's where we've been too and that's.
- 16:50That's why we. Don't talk much about that
- 16:51particular conflict on the show cause 'cause that's the like,
- 16:55what? What else?
- 16:56When you, when you have that position, what else do we say?
- 16:59But like, we wish people would stop killing each other over
- 17:01there. That would be great.
- 17:03Like what else you say that Trump seems to be working
- 17:06towards that end, seems to have taken a little turn against BB
- 17:12specifically this past week, which just goes to prove Craig
- 17:16right. Craig's been very critical of BB
- 17:19being in, in his words, he said ultra naturalistic and it's and
- 17:23it's a bad look. I believe that's the quote.
- 17:27Yeah. Well, Craig, well, Craig and I
- 17:28have both also been like, well, I mean, my opinion doesn't count
- 17:33as much on this as Craig's does, but like Craig's often very
- 17:36critical of Ben Shapiro basically saying like, like,
- 17:41look, dude, like Ben Shapiro. Doesn't get yay song either, but
- 17:44Craig would laugh. That's what I'm saying.
- 17:46Well. But in in Craig, in Craig's
- 17:49awesome, like look, Ben Shapiro's one who's actually
- 17:53kind of encouraging like the gripers and the actual anti
- 17:57because he'll he'll react, he'll he'll react everything and
- 18:02basically do what and basically get upset and do what they want,
- 18:07want them instead of like what Craig does, which is still out
- 18:09of them and say ha, ha, ha, you guys are fucking retarded there,
- 18:13basically, which is what you know, you know.
- 18:16We say a lot of wild shit on the show, but there's one thing is
- 18:20like, we've never supported terrorists of any kind.
- 18:26We're always quick to point out that that's retarded.
- 18:32Yeah. And all of a sudden, like Nazism
- 18:36is gay too. Yeah, yeah.
- 18:39That's why he put it in the song where he says he's he get likes
- 18:42to get cocked. Yeah.
- 18:46Man. When the grippers figure out
- 18:47he's making fun of them and using them for like the optics,
- 18:52they're going to be so mad because they think that they got
- 18:55they. That's the funny part is Fuentes
- 18:58and and sneako in them. They think that they got their
- 19:00pet retard. I'm.
- 19:03Pretty sure Yay has his own pet retards.
- 19:07Oh yeah, easily. What what what is It is funny
- 19:13that the I that the ID that the quote UN quote ID Bros don't
- 19:18get, don't get, don't get irony at all.
- 19:24Well, because that's the problem with this shit is the ironic
- 19:27shit poster E edge Lord Nazi is the one exception.
- 19:34So every other kind of edge Lord.
- 19:37Will Will. Generally walk it back when they
- 19:40like, get through adolescence. OK.
- 19:43The only one exception to that is like the ones getting
- 19:45obsessed with school shooters because sometimes they don't
- 19:47make it through adolescence. But for the most part.
- 19:51You know what I mean? They get.
- 19:52Through they get through adolescence, they get into
- 19:54adulthood, they grow the fuck up.
- 19:56You know, the guys that are into like the Satanism guys that are
- 19:59into the the hardest core of metal means.
- 20:01I mean, I've chilled out on Juggalos.
- 20:03I've chilled out in a lot of ways over the years just with
- 20:06the wild shit that I would say just for shock value however.
- 20:11The one. That that is the problem I found
- 20:15is the ironic Nazi. So Kye got to be careful.
- 20:19I think he's gone as far as you can go with that bit before you
- 20:22start being completely on the other side of it.
- 20:26In fact, this actually for me walked it back a bit because I
- 20:30was concerned about yay when he he said he figured out that Jews
- 20:34weren't out to get him and then he and then he did that other
- 20:37song. And I.
- 20:39Wasn't quite clear on the message and he said he did say
- 20:44the other song was called World War Three where he did say
- 20:48reading two chapters before I go to sleep of Mein Kampf, which is
- 20:51a reference by the way, Sam to previous Ye song where he talks
- 20:56about reading 2 chapters of the Bible before he goes to sleep.
- 20:59I don't know. Yeah.
- 21:00Yeah, yeah. It's him being an edge Lord but
- 21:03I was still not completely sure sold on it until he put out Hail
- 21:06Hitler. Now.
- 21:09I know he's full ironic however I have literally had people that
- 21:13we were close with start as an ironic Nazi and become an actual
- 21:19lame ass boring. And that's why I'm so hard on
- 21:23the Nazis is because like even if you flirt with that shit, if
- 21:27you if you do it too long, it's like when you gaze in the abyss
- 21:31of retardation, it makes you retarded back.
- 21:35Yeah, I mean, I, I know. Yeah.
- 21:37I mean, I know some of the. I know some, you know, people
- 21:42who kind of dabble with that and then went, like, blonde, yeah.
- 21:47Like like Satanists will like be grow up one day and be like yo.
- 21:52Yo what? Was I doing that shit with a
- 21:54fucking? I went way too far with that
- 21:57shit. Guys that make edgy murder
- 21:59music. You know, I feel like that.
- 22:01It's like you can always walk back a lot of things, but the
- 22:04Nazis seem to be and. And what it is is because it
- 22:07gets you cancelled when you do it ironically, as if you didn't
- 22:12do it ironically. And then they banish you to the
- 22:14world where the only people you can interact with are Nazis.
- 22:17Yeah. There, there was a, there was a
- 22:20guy who I went to high school with who was like who was like a
- 22:23big Obama, who was like a big Obama fan.
- 22:28And he was, he was almost kind of like AI wouldn't say like AI
- 22:33wouldn't say he was black. I wouldn't say he was black
- 22:36naturalist, but he was kind of pushing more towards at the at
- 22:40the end. And now, like I think, I think I
- 22:43told you shout out to my friend Ty Beers.
- 22:45He's like, he's like a total Trump guy and he's he like he
- 22:51reached out to me like right before the election and was
- 22:53like, oh, man, Sam, like I he actually apologized me and was
- 22:57like, man, I used to make fun. I made, I used to make fun of
- 23:00you for like listening to, you know, Rush Limbaugh and I like
- 23:04he felt bad and I'm like, like he was genuinely apologetic.
- 23:09And I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, dude, it's you know,
- 23:12like it's water. It's water under the bridge.
- 23:15Like I was never mad at you. Like, I always thought you were
- 23:18a pretty cool, cool guy. Like I I know that you were, you
- 23:23know, going through stuff, but you know, like it, you know,
- 23:27it's so that's kind of funny that he's gone from like Estan
- 23:30to Obama guy. It's like now he texts me like
- 23:33every other day with like some sort of Trump thing.
- 23:36And it, it is kind of hilarious for me, at least from that
- 23:40perspective, that like the staunch Obama guy is now one of
- 23:44our listeners who's like a staunch Trump guy, but.
- 23:48Yeah, just happens man. Like stuff.
- 23:50Like that I'm saying. Though is a lot of young black
- 23:53men is particularly young black men.
- 23:56Yeah. When their past for being
- 23:58masculine ran out, when it when when feminism is overtook so
- 24:02much of society that they start getting told the same way we've
- 24:06been getting told it's new for them.
- 24:09That's what I like. They're reacting in a way you
- 24:11would expect because it's the same way like we rebelled
- 24:14against feminism in the 80s, nineties and 2000s directly the
- 24:18same exact way that I see a lot of young black men rebelling
- 24:21against things that are new to them, being told you can't speak
- 24:26to ladies certain ways. Nobody, nobody wanted to tell
- 24:30them that because liberals 3 or 4 years ago would have felt
- 24:33racist to do so. But now if it's a straight black
- 24:36man, it's OK for them to say that to him because they're a
- 24:41woman. So they trump him no matter
- 24:43what, right? And they don't know how to react
- 24:46to that because they're used to being able to tell a bitch, hey,
- 24:49fuck you. Now they do that.
- 24:51They they're getting called, you know, sexist and shit and they
- 24:55don't even know why that like, that's deer in the headlights,
- 24:57especially for guys my age, I find.
- 24:59I thought I've talked to them about this.
- 25:02This is a guy they say like, yeah, oh, you were right about
- 25:04feminism for all those years, bro.
- 25:06It's fucking annoying and shit. Well.
- 25:10Well, and like my and like my friend Ty Beers, he and I, he
- 25:15and I have talked at like when we were when we were in high
- 25:18school, like there were some, there were some kids who were
- 25:24who came out. I was like gay.
- 25:26And it was like it was like, no, it was like no big deal for
- 25:31someone was kind of like, yeah, we all, we all kind of knew that
- 25:34you were, that you were gay like this very.
- 25:38Millennial that what the gay guys?
- 25:40Nobody cares. But but like he and I, but like
- 25:44he and I were, but he and I were talking and he's like, man, he's
- 25:47like some of these, like some of these transgender people like.
- 25:53It. It's not like they're coming out
- 25:55as trans. It's like they want you to like
- 25:58they want you to like you. Celebrate the part.
- 26:00Of it. Yeah.
- 26:02You have to. Actively participate in their
- 26:04shit and they're like, yeah, I don't even like talking to the
- 26:08gay guys, you know, A. Lot yeah, like.
- 26:10Legitimately, I know a lot of black guys.
- 26:12They do not want to have a conversation with an openly gay
- 26:16man. It makes them uncomfortable.
- 26:19And that's, that's kind of how that's kind of how me too.
- 26:22For like at first usually I don't know, I've had some cool
- 26:25gay friends. I'm not saying it's impossible,
- 26:28but if I know he's gay at first, there's just like there is just
- 26:31a disconnect. Yeah, no, we, yeah.
- 26:35No, we've, we've all, we've all you can bridge.
- 26:36Those gaps. But you, you start with it,
- 26:39There's a, there's an automatic. Like we're a little bit
- 26:41different, you know? Yeah.
- 26:43Well, it's kind of like, and he and I were talking a bit like
- 26:47back and back on, you know, when we were in high school was kind
- 26:50of like if one of our friends, like, came out as gay, it was
- 26:53like, we would have the conversation.
- 26:56And it was like, within 5 minutes, it was like, are we
- 26:59still cool? And it's like, yeah, we're still
- 27:01cool as long as you don't, you know, hit on me or something.
- 27:03Like, yeah. Like.
- 27:05That and. We're fine, yeah.
- 27:07But like it's. Like you're gays, whatever, just
- 27:10don't be a faggot. That applies to straight guys
- 27:12too. Yeah, and but like, but like now
- 27:16like he now you. Can't even use that word to
- 27:19describe the behavior because somehow the word is homophobic
- 27:23even though it's more about behavior.
- 27:26So you can't even define the behavior.
- 27:28That is like makes men uncomfortable.
- 27:30That's what it is. You're not allowed to define the
- 27:32behavior. That.
- 27:34Makes you uncomfortable. And there's a element of gay
- 27:37guys and I'm pretty, I believe that it is like a vocal
- 27:42minority, but it's not like a 5% minority.
- 27:46It's more like a 30 or 40% minority of gay people who
- 27:50believe it's their duty to be as gay as possible, as in your face
- 27:53as possible, as much as possible.
- 27:56Yeah, and if. You're already uncomfortable
- 27:59with that. See, us white guys have had to
- 28:02like 'cause 'cause we're the first group they want to force
- 28:05it on, 'cause we're the first group that feminism beat down.
- 28:10So. So we're the first ones that
- 28:12they confront with, Hey, gay, gay, gay.
- 28:14Plus we're the largest group, you know, of, of demographic of
- 28:17men there is, is, is straight white men.
- 28:20So it's we're getting bombarded with it constantly.
- 28:23Black guys get a pass to say unpolitically correct things for
- 28:27a long time. But then it stones to be you
- 28:29can't say unpolitically correct things about women or gay
- 28:32people. And also here's this new thing.
- 28:36Called. Trance.
- 28:38And. It it and it's it's something
- 28:40most of them have never heard of.
- 28:42They've heard of a transvestite. But they.
- 28:45Have not heard of like trans until the last couple and I'm
- 28:48sorry zoomers, it didn't exist as such until, I want to say
- 28:532015. This is a youth.
- 28:57Phenomenon. Y'all made it up.
- 29:00You're you're just look, look, you're just a guy tucking his
- 29:04Dick wearing a wig, all right? I'm sorry.
- 29:06Yeah, I, I, yeah, I, I, I and I and I would say, and I would say
- 29:11that's accurate too, is 2015 because like, that's when I,
- 29:16that's when I started, that's when I started to call.
- 29:19That's when I started to college.
- 29:21And like honestly I remember in like 1 never.
- 29:24Met. I never met a fucking trans
- 29:27person except the one transvestite we used to call
- 29:31them. Or crossdresser, if you will.
- 29:34In high. School or like right after high
- 29:36school? That I.
- 29:38Got in a fight with because he was a gay guy and he tried to
- 29:41hit on me. Aside from that one incident and
- 29:45they would not have said they were trans, they would have said
- 29:47they were a dude. They just dressed like a woman.
- 29:54The. First time I ever encountered a
- 29:55trans person in real life was 2022.
- 30:02That's a fact. Yeah, maybe.
- 30:06I saw them at clubs and stuff. I'm not going to say I never saw
- 30:09one. No, actually at 2019 at straight
- 30:11pride, there was a tranny that marched in the parade with us.
- 30:15I, I did talk to the tranny. They were a little, they were
- 30:19cool. They were fine.
- 30:22I I I've told and and actually Sam fun fact, a former like
- 30:27associate of ours that went to straight pride with me is now a
- 30:31trans woman. Yeah, her name.
- 30:35Is Joe. As in Josephine, No.
- 30:41As in this when I met him, his name was Joe.
- 30:45And then? He told me that he was trans.
- 30:47I think I was the first person he told, and I called him, you
- 30:50know, I said that, ha ha ha. What a faggot.
- 30:54And in text, right? Because yeah, I thought he was
- 30:58kidding. My bad.
- 31:00He was very serious and it hurt his feelings really, really bad.
- 31:03And notice I'm not going to call him her 'cause.
- 31:08You. Marched in straight pride with
- 31:10me. Bro right now you want to get 3
- 31:14Dicks in a fucking dress? Well one of us was serious about
- 31:17the cause and the other one of us was a lying liar.
- 31:23I'm straight, I have a wife, I have children.
- 31:26There's a lot of lying liars out there that these days you're.
- 31:30Going to lie about being straight?
- 31:33That seems stupid because you get way more props for being gay
- 31:36these days. Yeah, well, I imagine.
- 31:41If you're actually gay in 2025, lying about being gay and trying
- 31:47to be straight instead, can you see all the upsides you would
- 31:51get if you were actually gay and you wanted to go to that
- 31:54lifestyle? Like people would be like, oh,
- 31:57you're so brave. Oh, you know, we're going to
- 32:00help you out. Hey, there's these charities you
- 32:02have access to now. All these resources, all these
- 32:06people want to welcome you in. There can be.
- 32:07Like, if you actually wanted to have sex with men, it seems a
- 32:11wise decision to be an open gay man nowadays.
- 32:15Absolutely. Yeah.
- 32:17Yeah, but like, as, but like as my, as my Barber who's openly
- 32:22gay, it says like being gay doesn't have the, doesn't have
- 32:29like the clout anymore because it's true.
- 32:32Gay gay guys. Gay guys are just kind of seeing
- 32:36like, like us, like we just like, they just exist now.
- 32:41Gay guys like I don't. Know if that's enough?
- 32:44No, actually, like legitimately a couple of friends of mine, gay
- 32:48men, you know, similar age group, right?
- 32:50Pierce to tell me that around the same time 2015, 2016, they
- 32:57started getting pressure in the gay community that everybody was
- 33:00supposed to go trans. And obviously, like The thing
- 33:04is, is that these guys in particular, it's a couple there.
- 33:07It's two guys that are married. I've known them for years.
- 33:12They don't want to either one of them go trans because they're
- 33:14attracted to men and they're attracted to each other.
- 33:19Yeah. Like, duh.
- 33:22Well, and and shout out to to my Barber Jimmy, who, by the way,
- 33:27follows the RTO account on Instagram.
- 33:31So, but like I, I was talking to him and he's like, he's like I,
- 33:36he's like I'm 6. He's like I'm 66.
- 33:40He's like I'm oh, so he's. That like OG generation of gay,
- 33:44yeah. Yeah, Base.
- 33:45Yeah, well. Yeah, when he when he's like
- 33:47once you. Actually had to fight for some
- 33:49shit. Yeah, well, yeah.
- 33:50Well, and so, yeah. So he's like, he's like totally
- 33:53MAGA. So, yeah, from his perspective,
- 33:55because he and I, he's like, he's like, he's like, you know,
- 34:00I, he's like, I'd see all these young, you know, gay and trans
- 34:03people like talking out, you know, like, well, we're fighting
- 34:06for, we're fighting for our rights.
- 34:08And I he's like, and I always ask them like with genuine
- 34:12confusion, what rights are you fighting for that?
- 34:16What rights don't you have, 66? Makes him old enough that the
- 34:20right he would have fought for is to not be put in an insane
- 34:25asylum for his sexuality. Right, like.
- 34:28That's literally it. So and that's what these what
- 34:31are they? Fighting for that he didn't
- 34:33fight for 50 years ago, yeah. The right to get married.
- 34:36You got that? He probably, he's at 66 when he
- 34:40got the right to marry. He was probably in his late 40s
- 34:44or 50s. Am I right?
- 34:46Yeah, think about that. So I mean, he knows what it's
- 34:50like to fight for some rights and he's asking a question,
- 34:54which is an honest question. I find a lot of old hippie
- 34:56activist, anti war activist, a lot of leftists are asking these
- 35:00young people, what rights are you?
- 35:02What are you actually fighting for?
- 35:03And. And and.
- 35:05Further than that, why are you using terrorism as a tactic?
- 35:08That's like the elephant in the room.
- 35:10He said that. There are no bad tactics, only
- 35:14bad I guess. He told me basically he told me
- 35:17like 6 months ago he said me and my other friends but that.
- 35:23Book is written in the 60s sorry Sam, but he's he's referencing
- 35:29rules for radicals and I'm saying yeah, they they've always
- 35:32had that right the idea. But even the people that were
- 35:36like big on Saul Alinsky in the 60s, even whether underground
- 35:39people are questioning the, the zoomer left youth, the Antifa
- 35:44Intifada tactics, right? Like why they're using terrorism
- 35:51blatantly and openly. And the reason for that, Sam,
- 35:54from their perspective isn't that it's they, they do agree
- 35:58that there's no bad tactics, only bad targets.
- 36:02They're saying that your target, that you're, that there are bad,
- 36:05that these are bad targets. You got to stop because you're
- 36:10riling up the bees nest. And this is what I've been
- 36:12warning against since literally me, ASA and Shmuli on the stream
- 36:17when Trump won the election in 2016 talked about this.
- 36:21Where? As the.
- 36:23Extremes get more and more extreme and also polarized and
- 36:26also violent. The center will eventually call
- 36:30to beat them all into submission because the center doesn't like
- 36:34terrorism. And and that and that's really
- 36:40what that's really what's happening.
- 36:41What, like a like I mentioned my black friend who used to be a
- 36:45staunch Obama supporter is a full on.
- 36:50Isn't that a full on magnets? Will let.
- 36:53You speak about whatever you want, right?
- 36:56They just don't like you burning things down and blowing things
- 37:00up. Right.
- 37:04And violently assaulting people and shutting down sections of
- 37:08the city so no cops can get in and all this other nonsense.
- 37:12They get up to shutting down the library at Columbia.
- 37:15You saw that again. Yep, yeah.
- 37:19Track. Yeah, tracking it's.
- 37:21Theatrics. It's theatrics because you ain't
- 37:24free in free in Palestine. They love to sing, don't they?
- 37:28You ain't doing nothing. You're pissing off everybody
- 37:30who's trying to use the library on finals Week 1.
- 37:34Yeah, you want. To go free, free Palestine.
- 37:37I guarantee you if you fly yourself, your dumb ass over
- 37:41there, you head out to Gaza, they'll let you fucking pick up
- 37:44a gun you want. To join the fight or or or like
- 37:50you or like you mentioned, like a, you know, back during the
- 37:54back end. So many are queer that they'll
- 37:56be thrown off a building instead of getting a gun.
- 37:59Yep. Yeah.
- 38:00Yeah, I think they'll. Be sent flying.
- 38:03Yeah, I think, yeah, I think that's what Mort was
- 38:05referencing. And yeah, well, and I mean,
- 38:08there there are lots of people who like you pointed out like 2
- 38:11years ago backs, you know, a lot of the Palestine, you know,
- 38:16college protesters were like leaving flags like on the road
- 38:19after the Yeah, I could. Have tooken up a collection,
- 38:23yeah. From all the college.
- 38:25Bitches dropping these mini Palestine flags on the roadway
- 38:29from from the, the, the women's college, the lesbian college all
- 38:35the way down to Providence, RI. Like there's a road that goes
- 38:38between the two, right? And I run out of all the time
- 38:42and man, because the protest is in Rhode Island.
- 38:44And so they're driving back to campus.
- 38:46At first I thought the protests were at the campus, but I got to
- 38:50flip the, the, they were all in Providence.
- 38:52So these bitches were driving from the the lesbian school and
- 38:57it's like famous for that, right?
- 38:59It's a woman's school. But it's also famous that like
- 39:0180% of the Broads that graduate are fucking dykes.
- 39:05Well. Of well, of course, that kind of
- 39:07checks out. Look.
- 39:09If you people look into it, they'll know exactly what
- 39:11fucking college I'm talking about.
- 39:12It's kind of yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 39:14But. Those bitches are down at the
- 39:17there, so they drove down the Providence, which is a good
- 39:20hall, but it's right down this road if you just keep going
- 39:23straight, right? I don't.
- 39:25Know they they were like throwing the fucking flags on
- 39:27the way back. And I.
- 39:29Couldn't feel I at first I was like what are they going home?
- 39:31They don't want to get caught with it.
- 39:33Nah they just didn't give a shit about Palace died.
- 39:36They throw the flag on the side of the road.
- 39:39Well, like they were there. For the clout, they were there
- 39:42for the virtues. Performative bullshit.
- 39:45Well, like. I I actually, so I actually went
- 39:48down to to my alumni. How?
- 39:55Many of these Real quick, Sam, how many of these people you
- 39:58think I'll convert to Islam for Palestine?
- 40:02Not. And.
- 40:04Genuine conversion too. So that means no more gay, no
- 40:08more face piercings, you got to get your tattoos gone.
- 40:11You got to wear a hijab. How many of these fucking
- 40:14leftist will do that for Palestine?
- 40:16Maybe Jabalahutt. That's it.
- 40:17Zilch. Oh.
- 40:20You're Frogan ain't no good fucking Muslim.
- 40:23OK, maybe, maybe maybe like one if I'm being, you know, but
- 40:30like, like a lot of the libs on my old, old college camps, like
- 40:35they didn't fully understand what was what was going on.
- 40:38They were just saying the thing because it's trendy, because it.
- 40:43Was one thing to say. Yeah, and they pretty much
- 40:46admitted that too, so well. It's amazing how the trendy
- 40:54thing to say involves mass amounts of blatant
- 40:59anti-Semitism, am I right? Facts.
- 41:03Yeah. And.
- 41:05Look, hey, I. Enjoyed Kanye's song, so I'm not
- 41:09opposed to some comedic anti-Semitism or some criticism
- 41:14of Israel or some criticism. Of the.
- 41:17Jewish faith even or whatever, whatever, anything's fine.
- 41:22Anything's fair game. But.
- 41:25The same people that wanted to cancel us for like Dick and fart
- 41:28jokes have been running around screaming anti-Semitism at the
- 41:33top of their lungs for two years now.
- 41:35Well. And and like Craig and like
- 41:38growing. Stuff up and like.
- 41:41Craig has pointed out like like a couple times both on our show
- 41:47and on the fake untidled podcast, all of the all like the
- 41:53all, like the Ford chanting and like Reddit jokes that like all
- 41:56the grip griper Nazis use. A lot of them were like, written
- 42:01by Jewish comed. You know, comedians like I can,
- 42:06I can. Tell you for a fact Don Rickles
- 42:08wrote like half of the jokes I've heard Nazis use in the past
- 42:1210 years, yeah. Yeah.
- 42:13Yeah, exactly. Don Rickles alone.
- 42:18No. And then?
- 42:19It's probably. It's probably.
- 42:23Oh. What's his face is Ben Stiller's
- 42:26dad probably wrote a bunch of them like you could.
- 42:29You could literally find the Jewish comedians that write all
- 42:32Fuentes is jokes. Yeah, did you 50 years?
- 42:36Ago or whatever did. Did you see that like, like a
- 42:42while back there was someone who I guess made like a deep bake of
- 42:47like I stand with Israel. And they have like they had like
- 42:51Jerry Seinfeld and like Sarah Silverman and a couple of these
- 42:57other, you know, famous Jewish meetings.
- 43:01And Jerry Seinfeld actually came on and said like, like what?
- 43:06I, I, I wasn't, I wasn't in this ad.
- 43:09Like, I don't want either side, you know, Well, and that's.
- 43:14That's The thing is it's basically the same position
- 43:17Ethan Klein has been put into, and I hate to be somebody to
- 43:21defend that fuck. But same here.
- 43:24He took, he's always had the position of he's pro Palestine,
- 43:29but he's not pro terrorism, shocking.
- 43:32And he's also not a pro the extermination of his own people
- 43:38shockingly. And so he takes the position of
- 43:42pro Palestine, just not pro Hamas.
- 43:45That's why I dubs and Hassan and all of the Frogan and all these
- 43:50denims, all these weird people are attacking him, which is just
- 43:54mind blowing to me. What like they act like the, you
- 43:59know, the right wing griftosphere, whatever is
- 44:01cutthroat. I've never seen anything as
- 44:03cutthroat as the left wing griftosphere on like Twitch.
- 44:09Yeah, I would they want. To eat Ethan Klein alive because
- 44:12his position is pro peace. Well, and like that's the that's
- 44:17the other thing to. CVS to his house because his
- 44:20position is pro peace. Yeah, 1 and that's what, you
- 44:27know, we played the clip of like Bill Maher, you know, like a
- 44:30week or two ago that and that's a guy what what he was saying
- 44:34this purist this this new purist filing that the that the left is
- 44:39doing is going to, you know, consume as is going to destroy a
- 44:44lot. Only bad targets while they're
- 44:48going after all the wrong targets, they're going after
- 44:51targets that people like. They're going after targets
- 44:54people don't feel strongly about.
- 44:57They're going after targets people do feel strongly about in
- 44:59the other direction. Like the trans thing is
- 45:01transports thing in particular is like an 8020 or a 9010 issue.
- 45:08Yeah, it's. It's not something that's
- 45:11debated in polite society to be honest with you.
- 45:14The trans in sports, even a lot of trans people.
- 45:17Are. Like yeah, no.
- 45:21Yeah, it's, and that's, that's the thing.
- 45:25I, I was, I was explaining this to I, I was trying to explain
- 45:30this to someone the other day and I was like, no, nobody
- 45:36actually has a problem with trans people.
- 45:40What people have a, what people have an issue with is trans
- 45:43activists who wanted to shove this in everyone else's face.
- 45:49That's right. Look.
- 45:50It's not that there aren't people and.
- 45:52And the erosion of women's rights.
- 45:54Go figure. Yeah, exactly.
- 45:56But you're there are people that have a problem with trans
- 45:59people, and one of them are a lot, a lot of women.
- 46:04When? Their spaces are invaded and
- 46:06they don't feel safe. And that Title 9 created those
- 46:09spaces for women for a reason. And look, call me a fucking
- 46:12feminist if you will, but I'm pro women's sports.
- 46:15I'm pro women's changing in bathrooms.
- 46:17They should have those secure places, you and me.
- 46:20Both brother and feel. Safe.
- 46:23Yeah. And that that is a radical
- 46:25position to these people. But it's, I'm telling you when
- 46:28you, when you frame it like that, it's a 9010 issue.
- 46:32There is 10% of the population that is just so out of touch.
- 46:36They don't understand that they are arguing at the biggest wall
- 46:39of people they've ever seen. It's a few.
- 46:42Issues where you can be like, fine, you want to call me if I'm
- 46:44this feminist, call me if I'm this, because that that's a non
- 46:47charter for me. Well, that's.
- 46:49Exactly what Yay's new song is doing.
- 46:52It's the same fucking thing. You want to call me me this, You
- 46:54want to call me that? And, and people are sick of it.
- 46:56People are sick of labeling. Yeah, that that's, yeah, that's
- 47:02what, that's what the, that's what this whole thing, that's
- 47:05really what this whole thing is about, so.
- 47:10You know, start start looking at people as individuals and we
- 47:14might start move making some progress.
- 47:16But the identity group stuff, as I feel like for a lot of normal
- 47:21people, it's run its course. Nobody can.
- 47:24I don't know. I'm from an area where like, I
- 47:26live side by side with everybody man.
- 47:31And I, I don't want to speak for you, Sam, but that's part of the
- 47:33reason why I'm a cripple that won't go along to get along with
- 47:38the rest of the fucking crippled mob.
- 47:40Yeah. Right.
- 47:41Well, you guys. They've attacked you guys on
- 47:43multiple occasions, both of you. I'm the fucking Uncle Tom the
- 47:47crippled. And in.
- 47:49Fact, people attacking you ain't even fucking crippled, so
- 47:51they're not even representative of the fucking group.
- 47:54Well and well, and like more more and I have more and I have
- 47:58both talked about this, you know, like when we were both
- 48:03growing up, like our parent, our parents, at least my mom, you
- 48:07know, like said, you know, don't use the crippled card to get
- 48:12ahead because you know, you're better than that.
- 48:15But like now. But like now my mom is.
- 48:18Good because. Of like you should.
- 48:21She was right because of Thomas Sowell.
- 48:23The the it's it applied. It might be when he talks about
- 48:26he's talking about the black, the low income black community,
- 48:29but it's the same thing. It's the soft bigotry of low
- 48:32expectations. Yep.
- 48:34Yeah. But now, but now my mom's kind
- 48:37of changed her tune on that because she's like, well,
- 48:39everyone else is using, you know, their car to get ahead and
- 48:44you actually have a, a, a legit 1.
- 48:46So you might as well, you know, you might as well use that.
- 48:51Yeah, I mean you get motherfuckers with like, oh, I
- 48:54got a service animal it. It it's to the point where my my
- 48:57my my mom, like yours of Sam, is basically use it where
- 49:00appropriate. Yeah, well, my, well, my mom
- 49:04actually, she, she got my. Emotional Support.
- 49:09Chihuahua, Sam. She's.
- 49:12She's actually, she's actually snitched on a few able bodied
- 49:16people who have handicapped placards.
- 49:21Good or no, Who who don't, who? No.
- 49:24Who don't have handicapped placards but yet still park in
- 49:28the handicap, No. No, no, I straight up started
- 49:30calling the calling it in. Yeah, I know that if you.
- 49:34Call. So has she.
- 49:35I took picture because famously Bubba, my my pops was a Maxine's
- 49:42dad was in a wheelchair for years and we we ran into that
- 49:46problem all the time. You try and get into a place or
- 49:49like, let's say he has to use the bathroom.
- 49:51We're stopping at a place, right?
- 49:52And there's a motherfucker in the handicap spot.
- 49:56It's a pain in the ass. You know she.
- 49:58In or work or. Work out the handicap fucking
- 50:00stall. And the reason it's a handicap
- 50:02spot, if you guys watching don't know there's a point to it, is
- 50:06that there's extra space on either side of it 1 so that you
- 50:11can get in and out with a wheelchair. 2.
- 50:15It's close to the door so you can get into the store and it's
- 50:18always, it may not necessarily be close to the door, but it's
- 50:21always going to be close to the handicapped access ramp.
- 50:25Or whatever. Handicapped accessible entrance
- 50:27is there. That's.
- 50:30Why it's? There, it's for handicapped
- 50:32people to get into the fucking building and out of their car
- 50:35and then back into their car. Dummies, stop parking in it
- 50:39because you need to. You need fucking to buy lottery
- 50:41tickets and. She and she doesn't use it
- 50:45unless I'm with her. I either That's the.
- 50:48Thing either my mother-in-law used to never if if if he wasn't
- 50:52in the car with her she would never fucking do it.
- 50:55Now she's got watch because she got her knee replaced, so she's
- 50:57got her own placard. OK, well that, well, that's fair
- 51:02always if she has her own. Yeah.
- 51:04But she didn't for years until she got her knee.
- 51:07Like she only got her knee replaced a couple years ago for
- 51:09before that she would absolutely refuse if he wasn't, even if it
- 51:13made sense. Hey, we can park in the spot.
- 51:16She'd be like, Nah, we're parking over there.
- 51:19No go like. Placard, yeah, but he's not
- 51:22here. See, The thing is, is a lot of
- 51:24people do that too, is they'll they'll park in the spots with
- 51:27the handicapped placard and the handicap person isn't there.
- 51:30Right. No, My, my mom has had friends
- 51:32who have been like, hey, who have been like, hey, why don't
- 51:36you, you know, why don't we just park in the handicapped space?
- 51:40And it's like, well, Sam's not here, so we don't do.
- 51:42It so easy to bitch I in the. Car, it'll be so easy to walk
- 51:46in, right? They always make good reasons,
- 51:47but it's like that's it unless you're, unless you're on the
- 51:51receiving end of it, which you guys have been obviously and I
- 51:54have been by proxy. Yeah, you don't realize how big
- 51:57of a Dick headed thing it is to do.
- 52:00And maybe that's why people don't realize.
- 52:01That's why the fine is so big. Yeah, the.
- 52:05Fine here is huge. The fine the fine here is in
- 52:08here is huge too, but also also actual of this the our our city.
- 52:16I've passed like not a lot, but like a basically an ordinance
- 52:21where basically all those fines, all those fines that were like
- 52:26collected for violations were used to build a ramp to make the
- 52:33beach more accessible for people on wheelchairs.
- 52:36That's. Cool.
- 52:38To get on. So yeah.
- 52:40So yeah, our our city has done some like really based things
- 52:45with that. We had to.
- 52:46We had to. I mentioned, I actually just
- 52:49got, I mentioned to my friend, older gentleman in the past,
- 52:53John with cerebral palsy. Yeah, I just and I played chess
- 52:57with him. I mentioned that the that's like
- 53:00where I started talking to him. We were in the chess club with
- 53:03my father-in-law. I was just gifted his chess
- 53:07board, which I thought was really cool and it was relevant
- 53:13because him and my pops, they called themselves the Wheelchair
- 53:16Cowboys until we found out there was a real group already called
- 53:20that that asked us to stop. They made me make them a
- 53:24Facebook page because they're boomers and they would advocate
- 53:28for like wheelchair stuff in the city.
- 53:31And they had some success. There were some people in town
- 53:35hall that didn't like them very much.
- 53:39And. Then one restaurant owner kind
- 53:41of went to war with them about signs on the sidewalk.
- 53:45But other than that, like they got, there's this cool park now
- 53:49where there's like a bike path and an actual wheelchair path
- 53:53next to it through the whole park so you can walk along the
- 53:57river. That.
- 54:00That's awesome. Yeah.
- 54:02So like, yeah, our, our community has become a lot more
- 54:04mindful because there was a whole bunch of the guys in the
- 54:07wheelchair It, it was a shame we had to change the name.
- 54:09And then they said that because they all would wear cowboy hats
- 54:12and American flags and stuff, and so they wanted to be the
- 54:16wheelchair Cowboys. And when I put up the Facebook
- 54:19page, the real wheelchair Cowboys of America were like,
- 54:22hey, you can't do that. Didn't know it was a thing.
- 54:28Yeah, I know. Up, up.
- 54:29Up here in New York it's the the placard.
- 54:33Fine is 150 bucks plus a mandatory 30 surcharge.
- 54:40Yeah, and if you do it a couple times, they'll make you go to
- 54:42traffic school. Right.
- 54:44That that's just the first offense, yeah.
- 54:46Yeah, it's it's fun. To do it if you, if you look, if
- 54:50you're not handicapped and you've never dealt with this
- 54:52before, just be mindful going forward.
- 54:55But like, bro, sometimes a guy in a wheelchair and, and, and
- 54:58look, you know, Sam Mort, my father-in-law, we're all pretty
- 55:03capable wheelchair guys, right? Some of them aren't, some of
- 55:07them aren't OK, and man, what if that guy in a wheelchair who's
- 55:11not so capable needs to fucking use the restroom and you're in
- 55:13there trying to buy a fucking burrito at the you know what I
- 55:17mean? Just.
- 55:19The the the ones that Roy I mean.
- 55:22People do it at the hospital, Sam.
- 55:25Oh. I know there there will be.
- 55:27That's especially egregious. Well, there there are.
- 55:30There are people I know who will use.
- 55:32There are guys I know who will use the stalls A.
- 55:38Lot of people will. Use the stalls.
- 55:40I think that's way less egregious than parking in the
- 55:43spot. Yeah.
- 55:46If somebody in a wheelchair comes in, you.
- 55:49Finish. Your ass up real quick, All
- 55:51right? Yeah.
- 55:53And don't make them. Wait, that's the only thing.
- 55:55If you make the person in the wheelchair wait, then you
- 55:58deserve to be shamed publicly. Which?
- 56:01Like which like that's that's The thing is like if you.
- 56:04Got to finish up more business. Looks like you're now buddies
- 56:07with the wheelchair guy because you're moving in the stall next.
- 56:12Yeah, but. Sometimes, Sam, sometimes it's
- 56:15nice to have all that leg room. You know.
- 56:18And nobody uses it 90% of the time.
- 56:21Well. Like that.
- 56:22Well, let me just put it this way.
- 56:23There are also some, there are some things that should be done
- 56:27like at home and not in a, in a, in a restaurant or public place
- 56:36like #1 or #2 should not take like, you know, 10 minutes.
- 56:45Have you? Heard stories we've been telling
- 56:47about my father-in-law, Sam. We'd go to the goddamn
- 56:51restaurant. Hold on.
- 56:52We'd go to the God restaurant, we'd sit down, they'd come out,
- 56:57ask for drinks. He'd order a drink.
- 57:00He'd. Go in the.
- 57:01Bathroom. Then.
- 57:04He would order food from his phone from the bathroom.
- 57:08And then he would come. Out just in time for us to eat
- 57:11the food, then he'd go back in the bathroom.
- 57:17And we'd. Just be waiting there and we'd
- 57:19already pay the bill. We're all ready to go, just
- 57:21waiting on him so. He couldn't.
- 57:24Really help that. OK, well, well, like like I
- 57:30said, like I said, like I said, he did.
- 57:33That at home but but he also did that in.
- 57:37Well, like I said, if you're disabled that that's fine.
- 57:39I'm talking like fully abled by. Anything to do with his
- 57:42disability though, I just think he was a mean pooper.
- 57:50He broke. His back, Sam, I don't think
- 57:52that had anything to do with the fact that he was a mean pooper.
- 57:58Yeah. No, no, I'm, I'm not, I'm not.
- 58:00I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it did I what I
- 58:04think. That's a little, I think that's
- 58:05a little ableist of you, Sam, to assume.
- 58:08Well. What I the?
- 58:09The disabled guy is that he's going to poop real big and loud
- 58:15and stinky. Cause.
- 58:16Of his disability, when it might in fact just be that he's a guy
- 58:20that poops real big. He's a big dude and gives.
- 58:23Loud. Instinct to do that, Sam?
- 58:26Yeah. I'm not even I'm not even
- 58:29talking like guys who are pooping or, you know, pig, I'm
- 58:33not getting like guys who are doing other things in the you
- 58:37said. Number one and #2 I mean, look,
- 58:41if you've taken a piss, then it takes 10 minutes, then yeah,
- 58:44you're either a woman or you're up to no good.
- 58:48Or you're. In line there's there.
- 58:50That's the one where you got to wait for a urinal, and of course
- 58:53there's open urinals, but you're not going to go to the open
- 58:56urinal. You're going to wait in line
- 58:58because the open urinal is between two dudes.
- 59:03Or is that what? Me.
- 59:05You know what though? Like I, I will be honest.
- 59:07How? Bad.
- 59:07I have to pee. I'm not going to the urinal
- 59:09between two dudes to do it. Me.
- 59:14Me either. However, however, I will say
- 59:17that like there are times where like where like I wish it were
- 59:20easier for me to stand because like man sometimes like
- 59:26sometimes it would be easier for me to use the the urinal then
- 59:33true, but. You do get to bypass completely
- 59:38the urinal shuffle. That is true.
- 59:43Like. Like, because I there's like a,
- 59:44there's like a system to it, right?
- 59:47It's like you always want at least one unless it has
- 59:52dividers. You know, the little divider
- 59:54ones? Those are all right, but if
- 59:56they're just open against the wall, the dude next to you is
- 1:00:00potentially going to look at your Dick.
- 1:00:04And you don't. Want that?
- 1:00:06So you don't want to be next to anybody.
- 1:00:08Now sometimes is you get such where you can only get one
- 1:00:13buffer of space and that's enough.
- 1:00:16But I prefer 2:00 to 3:00. Yeah, no, yeah, 2 is 2 is hugely
- 1:00:23my rule. So I like it.
- 1:00:26End 1 So there's only one side. So that's because there's that
- 1:00:32guy. There's that guy that will creep
- 1:00:34up and push stand right next to you in a urinal and be like
- 1:00:37how's it? Going yeah, no, it's.
- 1:00:41Especially that's how. It's going you fucking it's.
- 1:00:44Fair to go. Presently, I'm not that guy.
- 1:00:47Especially here in Florida, yeah, here in Florida, you want
- 1:00:51to make sure that you're like two or three that.
- 1:00:56Guy in Florida will be like, hey, how's it going?
- 1:00:58It just started jerking you off. He's on meth, you see.
- 1:01:05I didn't. Yeah.
- 1:01:06Sam or Max? Yeah.
- 1:01:09Well, yeah. Well, that, that's well, that
- 1:01:10that's what I was saying that that's like that.
- 1:01:14That's what that's why some dudes use the handicap your own
- 1:01:18load too, right, Is they want to, they want to yank one out.
- 1:01:24They don't actually have to go to the bathroom, but they're
- 1:01:27doing the thing that they should be doing at home or in their
- 1:01:32dorm room. Sometimes you feel like nut.
- 1:01:38Sometimes you don't. Yeah, but yeah, but but yeah,
- 1:01:42but if I'm but if I'm for the. Jizz mob all many.
- 1:01:47Toys got nuts, but. It but if I'm, but if I'm like,
- 1:01:51if I'm sitting outside, like honking my like my wheelchair
- 1:01:56horn, which is a high pitched beep, like I'm like, hurry it
- 1:02:00up. I I know what you're doing.
- 1:02:02I know what you're doing in there.
- 1:02:05Yeah, it makes it really hard to finish, doesn't it?
- 1:02:09You're an asshole, Sam. It's so inconsiderate.
- 1:02:14Well, I, well, I'm sorry. Longer you want to get there
- 1:02:20definitely I. But like you got to.
- 1:02:22Do what you got to do is you got to talk dirty to him.
- 1:02:26Yeah. No, that's not.
- 1:02:28That's not going to happen. Be.
- 1:02:30Like, yeah, you get it. You just start cheering for him.
- 1:02:37Woo. Yeah, come on, let's go.
- 1:02:41You can. Do it.
- 1:02:44That'll that'll stop them real twitch.
- 1:02:46You can do it all night long. That also works if they're
- 1:02:53pooping, except like sometimes they can't help it.
- 1:03:02What I'm? Saying is I'm an asshole, Sam,
- 1:03:04Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:03:05No, no, I I will make I will make them some sometimes,
- 1:03:13sometimes they'll hurry up just because they'll see like they'll
- 1:03:17see like my wheelchair tire is like, you know, park outside.
- 1:03:21And so they're like, oh, shoot the the actual crippled guy.
- 1:03:25The actual crippled guy is here. I better hurry it up.
- 1:03:28You're going to new. York.
- 1:03:31I don't know. He's going to sign a big
- 1:03:34Hollywood TV deal for one of his old books that he hasn't
- 1:03:39promoted yet. Which?
- 1:03:42One is it Sam? Well.
- 1:03:46I know you've been in secret talks with bigwigs.
- 1:03:53Well, night at the vigilante, maybe getting ATV, maybe getting
- 1:03:59ATV deal with HBO. You're.
- 1:04:06Bad at this? You're bad at.
- 1:04:07This you got to be way less specific.
- 1:04:09Pedro Pascal. Oh.
- 1:04:11No, it has to be Pedro Pascal. Obviously we knew as soon as we
- 1:04:15saw his. Well, I mean, he did play in he
- 1:04:22did play in Narcos. But no, I mean I I mean.
- 1:04:29Sam's going to play his main character of well.
- 1:04:32Well, Craig Craig already casted Brandon Herrera as a as a Jason
- 1:04:42Miller. Well, so.
- 1:04:45We could have you and then like in scenes that show you full
- 1:04:49body, we have like a stunt double who's like mega buff.
- 1:04:54Well, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the president of the United States
- 1:04:58in my own, in my own show, because of course.
- 1:05:01You are. Well, because the president is
- 1:05:04in a is in a wheelchair, so, you know, but like, they couldn't in
- 1:05:11the and they well, and they couldn't he's.
- 1:05:13Also, guys, the president, Oh my God, what the fucks his name is
- 1:05:18it Just reading the passage back from fucking 4th estate and you,
- 1:05:24the way you describe him is basically like God, like almost
- 1:05:27like like he's a fucking he's perfect and he's so poised and
- 1:05:32he's like the awesomest president ever.
- 1:05:34Of course. Like you're you're.
- 1:05:37For the audiences, just smash the 4th wall hit.
- 1:05:40Sam self insert was never any of the protagonists.
- 1:05:43It's the fucking president. Read how much he loves the
- 1:05:47president, it starts to get into fanfic territory.
- 1:05:52He's glowing about his president character of.
- 1:05:55Course. And Professor Axe.
- 1:06:00Well, I I actually do have I highlighted.
- 1:06:02The passage, I'll have to read it at some point.
- 1:06:05I don't have it in front of me, but I highlighted a passage that
- 1:06:08sounded like I was like, oh, oh, this is Sam self insert because
- 1:06:14that's why he's sucking his own Dick so hard.
- 1:06:17Did you catch Smooly's character cameo of?
- 1:06:20Course, of course. But I just loved that when the
- 1:06:24realization hit me. Of.
- 1:06:26How much you loved the president?
- 1:06:29I was like aha, because he loves himself.
- 1:06:36In a. Wheelchair as.
- 1:06:37The President with poise and grace and wisdom.
- 1:06:42And. Dignity.
- 1:06:43And. His sense of humor and he's a
- 1:06:47great negotiator and he's good looking.
- 1:06:52And. He's like super young and he's
- 1:06:55in a wheelchair, still athletic and muscular.
- 1:06:58It's great. It's like, yeah, Sam really,
- 1:07:02really put a lot of work into this president character.
- 1:07:06He's so great. Hey, I could have been
- 1:07:09describing more theists too the. Reason I forget his name is
- 1:07:12because I wanted to call him President Whitfield every time
- 1:07:15ever since I fucking thought about it.
- 1:07:18Hey. Oh, you know, I want to notes
- 1:07:21like be opposed to that, although, you know, what's
- 1:07:26president? 'S name, Sam.
- 1:07:28You know the one. You know what I mean, President?
- 1:07:30Ethan Mitchell Mitchell. I was trying to, I was going to
- 1:07:33say Miller, but that was like, no, Miller is the fucking the
- 1:07:36cowboy dude. No, yeah.
- 1:07:38Mitchell. That's what it was.
- 1:07:40And I always keep thinking sees President fucking Whitfield as
- 1:07:44who he is. No, it's good.
- 1:07:46It's good writing. It's just what I thought of
- 1:07:48that. It made me laugh very much and I
- 1:07:50figured it'd bust your balls. Yeah, but yeah.
- 1:07:55You're going up to talk to some big publishers and some big
- 1:07:59movie media companies and. And then?
- 1:08:03I, I set it up like that and he's like, specifically, I'm
- 1:08:06going to get a deal with this. It's like, no, it's not this.
- 1:08:10I set it up. So you just generalize Sam.
- 1:08:15Yeah, why? Sam's like, no, I'm going to
- 1:08:18blatantly lie because it's funnier, because it makes you
- 1:08:21say wait, no, hold on. Well, you know, Well, you know,
- 1:08:26if any of my books were to get, you know what's even funnier?
- 1:08:31I don't want you. To say 1 because you're locking
- 1:08:33yourself out of fucking options. Well, the well, you know what's
- 1:08:37funny? It's one of my neighbors was
- 1:08:39like, you should propose one of your books to be made into a
- 1:08:43Broadway. Into a Broadway?
- 1:08:45What like musical, which would be would which would be
- 1:08:49hilarious, right, Like Oh my. God, I would love to score that.
- 1:08:54I would. First of all, it would be Night
- 1:08:56of the Vigilante. Second of all, the musical theme
- 1:09:00for the for the production would be Horror Core.
- 1:09:03Yes, yeah, that. Way he'd be rapping about
- 1:09:09blasting people while he's blasting cartel members.
- 1:09:12Yeah, and the. Cartel members are rapping about
- 1:09:15chopping people up and stuff because that's what they do.
- 1:09:18Of course. It's beauty, it's it's perfect.
- 1:09:22It'll be all it'll be either be horrorcore hip hop or black
- 1:09:26metal for like the emotional. Scenes Also I I do want to real,
- 1:09:32real quick, just to be serious, I.
- 1:09:34Volunteered to direct it. I, I, I do want a lot of people
- 1:09:38know that that my mom and I are going to be avoiding the
- 1:09:43subways, not just because there are sketchy people down there,
- 1:09:48but I mean, that is one of the reasons, but awesome.
- 1:09:51The mole. People look, the mole people are
- 1:09:53cool as hell, Sam. What you got to watch out for is
- 1:09:56Trey der Agua. Well, look what what you might
- 1:10:01not know well more. This would know more.
- 1:10:04This would know this better than I would.
- 1:10:06But the the elevators in in the subway are never in service.
- 1:10:16Never. That's.
- 1:10:17Right when? When, when, when we're there,
- 1:10:22when we're there. I've I've been going to, I've
- 1:10:24been. This will be my 10th time,
- 1:10:27actually, no 11th time in, in New York.
- 1:10:32And the elevators in the subway never work.
- 1:10:38I'd. Say if you're going to be that
- 1:10:39close, you should come visit me, but my house isn't handicapped
- 1:10:43accessible. Well.
- 1:10:46Like at all. Well, we're, well, we're going
- 1:10:49to be in. Manhattan, and I think that's
- 1:10:51all. I think Manhattan is a bit far
- 1:10:54from. That's a couple.
- 1:10:56It's a couple hours, yeah. Yeah, I.
- 1:11:00Was just trying to make a joke about how you can get in my
- 1:11:03house because there's a lot of stairs.
- 1:11:06Yeah, yeah, that not a lot, not a.
- 1:11:08Lot but a good set of the concrete steps you know, with
- 1:11:12big thick railings. Well, no that well, no, that
- 1:11:16ain't no. Ramp to get into my house that
- 1:11:19would. That would, that would be the,
- 1:11:20that would be The funny thing if I tried to come and if I tried
- 1:11:24to come and visit, you would just be like, well, good, like
- 1:11:26getting up the stairs. You'd have.
- 1:11:29You'd have to like, somehow finagle yourself up the railing.
- 1:11:33And. Then and then somehow bring the
- 1:11:35chair. Although if you brought like a
- 1:11:37light chair, just lift it up. So I guess it's not that bad,
- 1:11:41but it's definitely not accessible, you know what I
- 1:11:43mean? Yeah.
- 1:11:46It's it's like 6 big concrete steps.
- 1:11:50And then you've got me, who's about 5 hours away, away from
- 1:11:56Manhattan, in the middle of the forest in New York.
- 1:12:01Yeah. And his house is probably even
- 1:12:02less handicapped accessible than mine because what would the
- 1:12:05robot need a ramp for? Exactly I, I.
- 1:12:10Just like this pulley system. Yeah, well, more I I just
- 1:12:20picture you as like some like, you know, since you're into
- 1:12:23fantasy, you're like, you're like some, you're like some
- 1:12:30wizard living out, you know, in New York.
- 1:12:35No, because you got to be a virgin till you're 40 to be a
- 1:12:38wizard, Sam and I. End up in not no fucking virgin
- 1:12:41Sam. I'm, I'm, I'm just up here in
- 1:12:44upstate New York watching out for the Sasquatches and Dogman.
- 1:12:49Well, I mean, look, we we pudgy. Watches, did you?
- 1:12:53Did you hear about the pudgy wedgies on the Savage nigger?
- 1:12:56Sam, We don't. We don't have those up I.
- 1:12:59Did. Next.
- 1:13:01Well, more you're not. I strike it to you, buddy.
- 1:13:04You're you're not a Witcher. How do?
- 1:13:09You know right, I'm not. I, I, I thought I, I look out
- 1:13:12for, for for the cryptids. I didn't say I fight the
- 1:13:14cryptids. Big difference.
- 1:13:17I'm just true. I am just the lookout, Sir.
- 1:13:21Well, well, you are. The cryptids are coming.
- 1:13:23The cryptids are coming to arms. Well.
- 1:13:26You are a vampire because you stay up until you know God knows
- 1:13:34what what out of course, so am I.
- 1:13:39Oh. I.
- 1:13:40But you're. Not going to be there for bits
- 1:13:43and bones are you? We should.
- 1:13:45Talk about some gaming shit since we're not have anything to
- 1:13:48talk about. We could.
- 1:13:50Talk about the genius of Kanye's song.
- 1:13:53You know, I think the interesting thing is is he uses
- 1:13:56the tritone to introduce the Hail Hitler part.
- 1:13:59You know, that was fantastic. I'd love the tritone.
- 1:14:01And then back. Up, you see now, if you're a
- 1:14:04music theory nerd, what that means when they do that, they go
- 1:14:08down triad and up triad like that.
- 1:14:12It's called the Devil's Tritone, Sam.
- 1:14:15It's a musical device from classical music.
- 1:14:17That means I'm fucking with you. Yeah.
- 1:14:22And then? They say hey, well.
- 1:14:26Well, you want, well, you want to know.
- 1:14:28The other thing that's funny too is like is in the video the guys
- 1:14:34like aren't even wearing like. No, they're wearing Roman
- 1:14:38Legionnaires outfits. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:14:44And. Just looking really intense I.
- 1:14:47I feel like I feel like if Kanye actually like were unironically
- 1:14:51serious, like he would be aware he would like have them dressed
- 1:14:54up as like, you know, black black Nazis.
- 1:14:58If he. Was serious, he?
- 1:15:00Well, first of all, that's been done.
- 1:15:02Have I ever mentioned you? You know I've always shouted out
- 1:15:05my boy the OG of Horrorcore or the wicked shit or whatever you
- 1:15:09want to call it Esham, right? Yeah.
- 1:15:12Esham has a character that he does on a couple of albums, one
- 1:15:19of which being super villains, which includes ICP and a couple
- 1:15:23other people where they're each a character based on a suit of
- 1:15:26cards, right? So there's Mr. Spade, Mr. Hart,
- 1:15:31Mr. Club. And.
- 1:15:32Mr. Diamond Mr. Diamond is Violin J.
- 1:15:36He's all about money. Mr. Hart is Lavelle, a rapper
- 1:15:41you probably never heard of, and he's all about like, love as a
- 1:15:45superpower, right? Shaggy 2 Dope is Mr. Club and
- 1:15:51he's all about clubbing shit. He's just a thug superhero.
- 1:15:54And the last one is Mr. Spade Esham.
- 1:15:58Esham is the black Hitler his superpower is.
- 1:16:03He wants to exterminate everybody, including his own
- 1:16:06people, because fuck everybody. I'm the.
- 1:16:09Superior race? Just me.
- 1:16:12That's yeah. And the songs are pretty like
- 1:16:17geared towards that and he called himself and then he
- 1:16:19changed it like he did that on his podcast, the uncensored
- 1:16:23version, which I I remember shout out the one of my favorite
- 1:16:27podcast from way before anyone was doing podcasts, but Esham
- 1:16:32was is the bomb ass podcast. I still go back and listen to
- 1:16:35that every couple years, the whole set.
- 1:16:38But then it was on the official record.
- 1:16:40He changed it to the black militant instead of the black
- 1:16:44Hitler, but the premise was the same.
- 1:16:46He was a black nationalist that ultimately wanted to exterminate
- 1:16:51all people. And that.
- 1:16:53Was his superpowers were like related to that.
- 1:16:58And so like this, this thing Kanye's doing, he, he's not even
- 1:17:02the first rapper, not even the first black rapper to do
- 1:17:06anything like this. And it's notable that Isham
- 1:17:09thinks it's very funny as well. Yeah, so there.
- 1:17:14You go Isham's like I say, an OG Isham ain't no fucking Nazi,
- 1:17:19I'll tell you that, so make of that what you will.
- 1:17:24He's also certainly not some. I should try to get him on the
- 1:17:29show honestly. I've known him so long.
- 1:17:32Oh man dude like I want to fucking tear up but like RIP to
- 1:17:39Sabu. Personal friend of mine and like
- 1:17:42RIP. Sabu awesome.
- 1:17:43Person. Yeah, that that actually, that
- 1:17:46was a bummer to hear that dude. I.
- 1:17:51Had the pleasure of hanging out with Terry on so many occasions.
- 1:17:57He. Was he was ICICP bodyguard for a
- 1:18:00while? Like they're yeah, that's cool.
- 1:18:03And. So like, I met him, him and Rob
- 1:18:06Van Dam are like the only wrestlers like I would say I've
- 1:18:08ever met, right. And, and, and here's the thing,
- 1:18:11Sam is Sabu is one of the people, one of the most famous
- 1:18:15people who would know exactly who I am by name.
- 1:18:19Right, that's that's. That's super cool.
- 1:18:23There's a. Lot well, you know, but then
- 1:18:25it's like you wake up one day and you're like, I just seen the
- 1:18:28thing you had his last match and I sent them a fucking yo,
- 1:18:31Congrats. You had a great career, man, you
- 1:18:33know, love you and all that and like that was two weeks ago.
- 1:18:40Yeah, wild. No cause of.
- 1:18:43Death, as far as I understand has been revealed and I don't
- 1:18:47want to delve into that because like I said, it was a friend.
- 1:18:51I don't know anything anybody else know like I I just know
- 1:18:55what's available is that he's passed.
- 1:18:57And Theresa, I will tell you a couple things about Terry Brunk
- 1:19:02or Sabu the man, the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death
- 1:19:09defying man they called Sabu. He loved his daughter like the
- 1:19:17world. He survived cancer twice.
- 1:19:21He. Broke his neck twice, he cut
- 1:19:25himself his bicep famously in in a match like completely with
- 1:19:30Terry Funk and almost died from blood loss and then taped it up
- 1:19:33with medical tape and finished the fucking match saying he
- 1:19:36broke his jaw with the Sandman in a ladder match.
- 1:19:39Taped that shit up. The man was bar none, the
- 1:19:45toughest wrestler that's ever fucking wrestled and one of the
- 1:19:51best fucking people like treated me like family, you know, from
- 1:19:56day one. And a lot of people didn't
- 1:19:59really hear him talk because like he didn't talk in public.
- 1:20:03And that's because he had a lot of like that was how he got over
- 1:20:06his social anxiety, if you know what I mean.
- 1:20:10It's not even like, right. People thought like, oh, he
- 1:20:13doesn't talk because he's not a good promo, right?
- 1:20:16He doesn't talk because he gets he had super social anxiety
- 1:20:20about large crowds and talking in front of them.
- 1:20:23So his character was just mute and look, it worked because he
- 1:20:27never got a promo in his entire career.
- 1:20:32You know that? Yeah.
- 1:20:34No, I, no, I actually, I actually do remember that.
- 1:20:37Nowadays you can watch, he did a bunch of shoot interviews.
- 1:20:41He he as he got older, he did open up and talk a bit, but he
- 1:20:45still didn't even like that. But what he did like to talk
- 1:20:49about was his was his family, was his loved ones.
- 1:20:54Rob. Van Dam, who was his absolute
- 1:20:57best friend for life, no doubt about it.
- 1:21:01Rob was the homie to him. He liked to talk about fucking
- 1:21:04weird shit we watch. He liked to watch fucking just
- 1:21:11comedy videos and shit on his phone.
- 1:21:15He'd show me all kinds of like funny memes and shit.
- 1:21:20Just an absolute like genuine real mother fucker.
- 1:21:24Smoke mad weed. He'd sometimes do the Sabu pose
- 1:21:27with the fucking blunt. I I actually Speaking of I know
- 1:21:33we covered this a little bit on the show, but I actually watch I
- 1:21:39actually did watch pod apples trivia episode to under swarmers
- 1:21:46and I honestly got a little choked up reading not so much
- 1:21:54about like I mean the the videos were funny, but like I I knew
- 1:21:58nothing. I knew nothing to under score
- 1:22:01merge like who he was as an ex person, but like reading the
- 1:22:06comments on his. So I.
- 1:22:08Had an idea, but it yeah, it's wild because see in the comments
- 1:22:11and stuff about what who he was too.
- 1:22:14Another big loss this week of a friend of the Show.
- 1:22:18Literally. Yeah, well, now like last week.
- 1:22:22But it's it's still fresh. Sad boy just hit me like a ton
- 1:22:25of bricks. Sam.
- 1:22:26That was like, it's been a while since I hung out with him, but I
- 1:22:31but I've messaged him for years still and God, like just to
- 1:22:38think he's he's gone it like really, I'm going to miss him a
- 1:22:42whole hell of a lot. Yeah, just.
- 1:22:46Have just having him as an ear sometimes got me through some
- 1:22:49tough shit man. Because hey man, if he can beat
- 1:22:52cancer and break his neck and all this fucking shit and still
- 1:22:55be the man they call Sabu then what am I fucking crying about
- 1:23:00you know? Absolute legend of a man and he
- 1:23:04will be missed dearly. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:23:09So shout out to Sabu, but no, I mean, I, you know, I, I, I did
- 1:23:18talk to like under score Mersch a little bit.
- 1:23:20Like I didn't know his actual name, but like I knew I knew a
- 1:23:25bit about him. But like, yeah, reading Jesse
- 1:23:29showed some of the comments like on his personal Facebook page
- 1:23:32and like, man, like the the guy was actually like, was actually
- 1:23:37like handsome and like, you know.
- 1:23:41And a great guy by all accounts, right?
- 1:23:44Which it's like not just he's one of those guys too.
- 1:23:47Like not just the Internet, people that like we're like,
- 1:23:50yeah, under score merch is so he's so funny and he's cool.
- 1:23:55The people. That knew him in real life are
- 1:23:56like, my God, he'd give you the shirt off his back.
- 1:23:58He was a, you know, awesome brother, amazing uncle,
- 1:24:02wonderful son who took care of his dying mother until her dying
- 1:24:06day. Yeah.
- 1:24:09And. And so like you, you think about
- 1:24:10all that and Mersch can't even get through his head.
- 1:24:15The fact that, hey, this guy, that was actually a really good
- 1:24:18person. Your.
- 1:24:20Misery brought him joy and brought a bunch of us joy too.
- 1:24:25Because I enjoyed under score Mersch's clips.
- 1:24:28Like Jesse even pointed out, like everybody says the same
- 1:24:31thing. I'm going to say it too though,
- 1:24:33the music, it's not just that he like he had very basic Rock You.
- 1:24:38Know like. Rock radio tastes, but it's the
- 1:24:42the music combined with whatever merch is on about always is so
- 1:24:49perfect. If merch is crying it would be
- 1:24:52like Linkin Park, you know? Right.
- 1:24:55If Merch is mad, it's fucking Slayer.
- 1:24:58If you know, if Merch thinks he's cool and he's talking shit,
- 1:25:01it's Guns and Roses. Like under score.
- 1:25:03Mersh just nailed it with the music choices.
- 1:25:06I know Jesse didn't like it 'cause he had the fucking you
- 1:25:09deal with the copyrights if he played, but everybody knows
- 1:25:14that. Like the Music Choice with the
- 1:25:15vibe of whatever Mersh is on about is just it's, it's it's
- 1:25:20magic. No, what what I what I would
- 1:25:23what I would. Master Meme Smith.
- 1:25:25What? I even find funny is like Mersh
- 1:25:28outright admits at 1.2 that like he didn't quite say that he was
- 1:25:34broken up about the guy's death, but he was like, but Merck at
- 1:25:38one point is like man, after talking to that guy's brother,
- 1:25:41like I actually like, I actually thought, I actually like stopped
- 1:25:47and I had to think about like man, this one, this was like
- 1:25:50someone's, you know, this was someone's brother.
- 1:25:55And he's explaining it like in a very much way.
- 1:25:57So it's not like it's not like really like well thought out
- 1:26:01like like still like he. He explains it in a way like a
- 1:26:05sociopath explaining flirting with empathy.
- 1:26:09Yeah, it is like, Oh. God, there's that thing there
- 1:26:12that's paying of a fucking. When is it guilt?
- 1:26:16Yeah. I don't like that at.
- 1:26:17All I'm going to not have that anymore, but.
- 1:26:21It is, it is kind of, it is kind of funny that like out of all
- 1:26:24that, like what's a constant? Sam.
- 1:26:26That like it is kind of funny though, that like I was.
- 1:26:29Nice to him, and now he's dead. Oh no, under score Mersh would
- 1:26:35appreciate. Under score, Mersh made the
- 1:26:38fucking I was nice to you clip. Yeah.
- 1:26:42No, no, Yeah, no, he did. No.
- 1:26:47What? What?
- 1:26:47What's funny to me though, is like, out of all the people who
- 1:26:50have died like in Mersch's life in the past few years, under
- 1:26:55score, Mersch was the one who made Mersch like get somewhat
- 1:27:00like. To be honest.
- 1:27:03He was a little broken about his sister.
- 1:27:07Yeah, I mean, I, yeah, I mean, I did.
- 1:27:12I did see. Mr. This was the guy that made
- 1:27:15fun of him on the Internet. The fact that they're even in
- 1:27:18contention. Yeah, I know that that is that
- 1:27:21is that is kind of that is that is kind of my point.
- 1:27:24The fact like the fact like Merch was a little contemplative
- 1:27:27about like his quote UN quote mortal enemies death.
- 1:27:32It's still like, I don't know, kind of funny to me.
- 1:27:36See I'm like, I'm tripping because my immortal friend Sabu
- 1:27:42is no longer with it like that. Legitimately.
- 1:27:44Like I always looked at like you.
- 1:27:48Like as a wrestling fan, I can imagine people looking at Sabu
- 1:27:52and thinking Oh my God, like the crazy shit I've you all had to
- 1:27:55have seen him do at least one crazy fucking spot at some point
- 1:27:58on a YouTube video, right? Yep.
- 1:28:00Yeah. And then?
- 1:28:03As a as no one as a man again. He beat cancer twice, throat
- 1:28:08cancer in the second. The the second time it was just
- 1:28:14a recurrence of the throat cancer.
- 1:28:16And so I mean, it's not like I'm not shocked to he wasn't in like
- 1:28:21perfect health. But again, he did a barbed wire
- 1:28:24death match with Joey Janella. 2.
- 1:28:27Weeks ago as his retirement match.
- 1:28:31So it's not like he was in the worst health either.
- 1:28:34Wow, so he like I I hate to say this was the very.
- 1:28:38Last and when he did, he wrestled in a fucking barbed
- 1:28:41wire death match because that's Sabu.
- 1:28:45I mean, I, I, I mean, I hate to say this because it sounds like
- 1:28:51so cliche, but like Sabu really went out on top then.
- 1:28:57Well. I'll tell you this, you know,
- 1:29:00it's sad because of his style, because he didn't do promos.
- 1:29:04He wasn't exactly going to be The Rock or John Cena or that
- 1:29:09level of stardom. And he?
- 1:29:11Knew that all along. It's unfortunate that he didn't
- 1:29:18get that kind of level of notoriety, but it seems with his
- 1:29:21passing that the wrestling world is much more hurt by it than I
- 1:29:27actually expected that they would be, to be honest with you.
- 1:29:30Like I just, I felt like they'd forgotten him and it seemed like
- 1:29:34even WWE took the time on Raw to do like a little tribute to him,
- 1:29:38which I thought was cool. He never actually really.
- 1:29:41He. He he wrestled WWE maybe like 30
- 1:29:44matches in his whole career. You know that.
- 1:29:48That was still cool then though, to do that, to do that tribute,
- 1:29:52though. Well, and the.
- 1:29:53Reason for that though, not. Carrying across the the the
- 1:29:56pose. Yeah.
- 1:29:58Exactly everybody in the business, whoever dealt with
- 1:30:03him, every fan that's ever met him and every person that had
- 1:30:07the pleasure to talk to him one-on-one for a while and will
- 1:30:11tell you the same thing is that he really loved wrestling.
- 1:30:15He really loved the business. He loved his family and but he
- 1:30:20could talk. He could talk your ear off about
- 1:30:23psychology and like how he works his matches and he'd tell you,
- 1:30:28he'd tell you his tricks if you asked.
- 1:30:31Little, little things he did, but just everybody he touched
- 1:30:37loved him to death. So it's not surprising that A
- 1:30:41cause Vince McMahon was the only one that didn't like him.
- 1:30:43Let's be real, Vince didn't like him.
- 1:30:46He was too violent. He was too overlying him and
- 1:30:49knew Jack and May knew Jack also another guy I got to meet.
- 1:30:52It's funny because like, the three wrestlers I've I've got to
- 1:30:55like meet and hang out with and know real well are probably
- 1:30:59three of the most controversial because of Sabu, RVD and New
- 1:31:03Jack. But them's the brakes, you know?
- 1:31:06They're all. Dude, New Jack was really shit.
- 1:31:08New Jack was fucking crazy. I say that with all due respect.
- 1:31:15When New Jack would start fights with me.
- 1:31:17Like he'd start oh, sorry. Well, like, I don't know if you,
- 1:31:25I don't know if you saw the, the replay from Saturday, but I, I,
- 1:31:31I replayed an old interview I did with Christian Blatt, who
- 1:31:36was the producer for Dennis Miller's old radio show, who you
- 1:31:46know, also Christian. Both of them also knew Norm, and
- 1:31:51it's dude they know Norm MacDonald, one of those.
- 1:31:54People too, right? Where everybody that knew him
- 1:31:57unanimously was just devastated that he was gone, right?
- 1:32:02That's. The effect Sabu has on people,
- 1:32:04yeah, for sure. Well.
- 1:32:05Yeah, but it's it's like, it's like they're it's like that was
- 1:32:09kind of like one of the first instances where there's like,
- 1:32:12there's Norm the comedian who, you know, that was like a
- 1:32:15devastating loss. But but then there's also like,
- 1:32:19there's also like this is Norm McDonald, my friend, who like I
- 1:32:23knew, you know, in Dennis's in Dennis's case, like he knew Norm
- 1:32:27for like 30. You know he knew Norm for 40
- 1:32:32years, since the beginning of Norm's like comedy for I've.
- 1:32:37Definitely. I've definitely been friends
- 1:32:39with fucking Terry. Fucking God 1520 years so.
- 1:32:46I mean, look. He's just a cool part like and
- 1:32:49anybody like this is one of those things.
- 1:32:51Anybody that's ever met him will tell you.
- 1:32:53He'll sit there and talk your ear off.
- 1:32:55Depending, depending if he's, if he's in character, he doesn't
- 1:33:00talk. And he?
- 1:33:02Will stand by that sometimes if he's like, if he's amongst
- 1:33:07company he doesn't like, he immediately turns back into a
- 1:33:10mute. Sometimes that was just to fuck
- 1:33:12with you. Sometimes it's frustrating me.
- 1:33:15A mid conversation and he's the Sabu again.
- 1:33:21Yeah, yeah, I'm sure that could be frustrating, Sabu.
- 1:33:25'S not only mute, but he doesn't understand you.
- 1:33:29Right. And he?
- 1:33:30Would do it just to fuck with. Yeah, he's a fun guy.
- 1:33:34He was very funny. Sorry I'm going on, but you know
- 1:33:39it's no. No, it's it's, it's your.
- 1:33:41It's your friend. Oh, brother.
- 1:33:43Feel free. That's that's that's the thing
- 1:33:46though, right? Is like too many at.
- 1:33:48This point, Sam? Jeez.
- 1:33:50Well. That that's that's the thing,
- 1:33:52right, is like you and I both know some famous people.
- 1:33:56You know, I use, I use the word famous and, you know, air quotes
- 1:34:01somewhat. But it's like, yeah, you might
- 1:34:03think that, you know, this person is like, famous, like,
- 1:34:07that person is just like. Yeah, you meet him in a
- 1:34:10different context and that that. Person's like that person's my
- 1:34:14friend, you know, so you know. I'd be back, actually.
- 1:34:19Sabu, Like fun fact, Sam Sabu was the one that used to get me
- 1:34:23to hang out backstage with like ICP, and then he's the one that
- 1:34:26started bringing me back way back in the fucking like the
- 1:34:30late 90s. So that's cool.
- 1:34:33That's awesome. Yeah.
- 1:34:35Well cuz Sabu, Rob Van Damme and Violent Jay have been friends
- 1:34:39since they were fucking early on in their careers.
- 1:34:43I don't want to say kids, but they were just starting, all
- 1:34:46three of them as independent wrestlers.
- 1:34:49Right, so like their first. Match all three of them.
- 1:34:52Their first match was on the same show, Violent Jay of ICP,
- 1:34:57Rob Van Dam and Sabu. Their first official
- 1:35:00professional wrestling match was on the same show.
- 1:35:03That's how they met each other in Michigan.
- 1:35:05Yeah, so they weren't like they weren't kid kids, but yeah, they
- 1:35:09were. They were like 18. 19 yeah,
- 1:35:11surely, yeah the. Yeah, so they still were kind of
- 1:35:14were, you know, kids, I guess. Well, cause.
- 1:35:16'Cause Sabu, his uncle, was the Sheik, not the iron Sheik, the
- 1:35:21original, right? Right, right.
- 1:35:22Yeah, yeah, the original. Yeah, so.
- 1:35:25Who was? Very funny because he also never
- 1:35:28broke character but in a different way.
- 1:35:30The Sheik didn't speak Arabic, but he would speak fake Arabic
- 1:35:34in public. For.
- 1:35:38For like 40 years. Yeah.
- 1:35:41When he. Got burned or when something
- 1:35:43happened when he get injured at a match he would go out in
- 1:35:46public because he he was the promoter in Detroit so all the
- 1:35:49wrestling fans lived in the same city they'd see him around.
- 1:35:52So if he got he'd, he once got burned by a fireball and he wore
- 1:35:56a fucking bandage over his face for a whole week.
- 1:35:58And when he'd go to restaurants and shit, he'd be like and they.
- 1:36:05'D. Be like, what did he say?
- 1:36:08Oh, he wants, you know, the number three with a fucking
- 1:36:11extra side of fries. But he was always just talking
- 1:36:14gibberish. He didn't know any Arabic at
- 1:36:16all, 'cause he was not. And.
- 1:36:19So like the funny part, like why this is relevant is that's that
- 1:36:24was Terry's deal is he's like, I can't do that, right.
- 1:36:30So what? What should I?
- 1:36:31What should my Arabian character do?
- 1:36:36And. What they settled on was he
- 1:36:38wasn't a great talker anyway. He could he clearly looking the
- 1:36:42way he looked and acted the way he acted could not be an
- 1:36:45American fuck. Basically like a plumber guy
- 1:36:48from fucking Detroit because that's what he was like he if
- 1:36:53you if you ever hear him talk, he doesn't have no Arabian
- 1:36:55accent. That's exactly why they didn't
- 1:36:59let him talk, because duh, it worked for the chic in the 60s
- 1:37:04and 70s when nobody knew he wasn't speaking fucking Arabic.
- 1:37:08It wouldn't have worked in the 90s, you see.
- 1:37:11So he that's why he's a mute. And.
- 1:37:15Originally Rob would do the talking for them on like the
- 1:37:18Indies early on as A tag team and he would do the talking and
- 1:37:22Sabu would just point and wear the you know, and look for him
- 1:37:29at certain points. You make him a heal and he's
- 1:37:32just believable as like OK, he's kind of an Arabic asshole.
- 1:37:36Other times you make him the crazy guy, which like the crazy
- 1:37:40guy gimmick in ECWS where he really struck big with the
- 1:37:43homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying man they call Sabu
- 1:37:49because he's crazy. Like, bro, I ain't going to say
- 1:37:53he ain't fucking nuts for some of the shit I've seen that man
- 1:37:55do. And that's why I started talking
- 1:37:57to him. The first time we started
- 1:37:59hanging out, I was like, bro, up that match with Terry Funk in
- 1:38:01the fucking barbed wire. I was like.
- 1:38:04You're. Crazy for that because he they
- 1:38:07both almost died. It's a like it's hard to watch.
- 1:38:13It's a a barely legal 97 ECW Terry Funk Sabu for the world
- 1:38:20Championship. Which Sabu?
- 1:38:23That is his only world championship, by the way.
- 1:38:25His only win was in that barbed wire match with Terry Funk.
- 1:38:28Terry Funk versus Terry Brunk. What?
- 1:38:32Was they had. To cut them apart because they
- 1:38:36were stuck together, because they use real fucking barbed
- 1:38:38wire. He cut his fucking.
- 1:38:39He cut his bicep from like here down all the way to like here
- 1:38:46and like if you looked at him you could still see the scar of
- 1:38:49it on his bicep. It went down here as huge and
- 1:38:53then it swelled out to like a big knot.
- 1:38:56And then it went and. Tightened back up again and ran
- 1:38:59all the way down his arm. He got that in that fucking
- 1:39:01match. He showed me that shit fucking
- 1:39:03he said 250 some odd stitches just on his arm and then but but
- 1:39:10he taped it with medical tape in the match, in the ring, on
- 1:39:14camera in the match and just kept wrestling in barbed wire
- 1:39:18and both him and Terry Funk almost died of fucking blood
- 1:39:21loss. That's his world championship
- 1:39:24win. I'm pretty sure that's a unique
- 1:39:26one in wrestling history. Now that they count the ECW
- 1:39:30Championship by the way, as a World Championship in WWE
- 1:39:33cannon, then we can safely say that Sabu was a World Champion.
- 1:39:42Indeed. ECW, but what does that matter?
- 1:39:46There's a couple guys you could say that about.
- 1:39:48Tommy Dreamer. Raven.
- 1:39:52I don't think Raven ever won a world title in WCW or WWE, only
- 1:39:57in ECW. Yeah.
- 1:39:58I yeah, I think you're right about that, which is a.
- 1:40:03Shame because Scott is also a really dope guy.
- 1:40:09There's another one that I like that's like the crew bro is like
- 1:40:13Oh my God Scott's probably fucking devastated.
- 1:40:16Rob's like. Yeah.
- 1:40:21It ain't. It ain't the same without Sabu,
- 1:40:23man. Shout out.
- 1:40:24Sorry, what else we got Sam? Well, we we do have some gaming
- 1:40:32news. They make.
- 1:40:35Video games now dooms dooms out if you bought it in early access
- 1:40:40now I know that Core is playing it right now.
- 1:40:46Yeah, well, I'm, I I did see something in the sweet baby Ink
- 1:40:54group that Batman posted. Apparently the creators of The
- 1:41:05Rock, a like, crime boss game. Yeah.
- 1:41:09They cancelled that V Tuber Broad.
- 1:41:13Yep. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:41:15They called her a Nazi, more or less, for like, being a basic
- 1:41:19bitch right winger. A very basic bitch right winger,
- 1:41:24might I add. Well.
- 1:41:26That's like. All them V tubers who?
- 1:41:28Any opinions? They do have.
- 1:41:29They don't even register on most people's reader.
- 1:41:32Yeah. They're like super safe V
- 1:41:34tubers, it's just she happens to be one that was like somewhat
- 1:41:37open about being on the right barely.
- 1:41:41Yeah, well, that's, that's unfortunate.
- 1:41:45Yeah, don't buy crime boss Rocket City.
- 1:41:48It's they're fucking bitches. Well, I mean, I already did like
- 1:41:54a long piece of this shit. I I did a long I did a long time
- 1:41:59ago, but I won't be I won't be reinstalling that on my
- 1:42:04PlayStation anytime check. Out schedule 1 though Schedule 1
- 1:42:09is based as fuck. Yeah.
- 1:42:14There's so there's effects for the drugs.
- 1:42:17Schedule 1 is a drug dealing simulator, but it's cartoony as
- 1:42:20fuck. And you can add effects to the
- 1:42:22drugs, Sam, by adding different ingredients to them.
- 1:42:26And they could be like simple things like they convulse or
- 1:42:30that like they blow up. But then some of them are like
- 1:42:33they're getting electrified. And one of them it's called
- 1:42:36Jennerism. So you you get this weed, you
- 1:42:41smoke it and it turns you trans. Another one is called Tropic
- 1:42:44thunderism. What do you think that does?
- 1:42:47Turns you black. Or if.
- 1:42:49You're or if you are black, it turns you white.
- 1:42:52That's. Hilarious that.
- 1:42:54That, yeah, that that is hilarious.
- 1:42:57Yeah, because they. Tried to cancel that game and it
- 1:43:01absolutely crushed Assassin's Creed Shadows and it's made by
- 1:43:04one dude. His name is Terrence.
- 1:43:07I know he's pretty. Cool, I was talking to him on
- 1:43:13messenger or on Twitter messages for a while because I try to
- 1:43:17talk to all these indie devs. I don't know if you notice I
- 1:43:20share a lot of indie dev work and shit on Twitter.
- 1:43:24Because. That's most of what I play.
- 1:43:26I have, I have noticed and I mean listen, I I willing to talk
- 1:43:33to any indie devs that want to come on to the show.
- 1:43:37Well, I think. He's too big for that now, but
- 1:43:40he didn't think his shit was going to blow up.
- 1:43:44Any time that anytime that any guy wants to come on bits and
- 1:43:48bones more more than more than welcome.
- 1:43:51Yeah, well, I would definitely reach out to some of the people
- 1:43:55I retweet. Sometimes guys like specifically
- 1:43:58Running with Scissors. I would probably talk to you.
- 1:44:03I don't. Know how big I'm the postal guy
- 1:44:05around whenever I. Actually see you on my timeline.
- 1:44:07I try to. But there.
- 1:44:10Yeah, I try to like the guy that does.
- 1:44:13Oh my God. Soul Ash 2 he'd probably he'd
- 1:44:17probably chat. That game.
- 1:44:19'S dope. I just beat another one made by
- 1:44:23one guy Sam or it's like it came out in early access.
- 1:44:27So I beat what's there and it's quite a bit.
- 1:44:29It's called Conquest Dark. It's like $7.00, sort of like
- 1:44:33Vampire Survivors meets Diablo with some cool 3D graphics and
- 1:44:38cool little loot system. And it's a quick it's especially
- 1:44:43fun on a Steam Deck. All all games you know, you talk
- 1:44:49on Steam neck so much that we ought to be sponsored by a valve
- 1:44:52at this point I. Wish man.
- 1:44:56Let me. Get that?
- 1:44:57I baited that for Valve, so that would be the next step, right?
- 1:45:02Let's get that big Valve sponsorship.
- 1:45:04Oh. Yeah, Craig on the fake entire
- 1:45:07podcast was saying that like you're on Nintendo's like that,
- 1:45:12like Nintendo flies you out on occasion something, but that
- 1:45:18I'm, I'm assuming that's Valve or something.
- 1:45:21You're like on some like community.
- 1:45:26Oh. Speaking of that, Nintendo
- 1:45:27updated critiquing and and user agreement late last week.
- 1:45:35Me, yeah. He was saying that you like do
- 1:45:39some critiquing of some kind for some.
- 1:45:44He, he said it was for a Nintendo, but I, I thought maybe
- 1:45:48it was like for a Valve or something like that.
- 1:45:52Yeah, no, I've I've. I've beta tested for Valve.
- 1:45:57Back in the day we worked on like when I used to work in in a
- 1:46:03engineering capacity. This was many years ago.
- 1:46:06We worked on touch screens that were later used in the Nintendo
- 1:46:10DS, if that. Oh, yeah, That, that, that
- 1:46:13that's. He wasn't sure exactly what was
- 1:46:16that, but that's probably what he was thinking.
- 1:46:19Yeah. I worked at a company that made
- 1:46:21LEDs and touch screens and long before the era were either were
- 1:46:25common. Right and.
- 1:46:28So yeah, I, I mean, we also work with like Nokia and Apple and
- 1:46:33stuff like that. But it was cool.
- 1:46:35I, I think I told them about it because it was notable, because
- 1:46:37Nintendo people like not known people, but like engineers from
- 1:46:41Nintendo, right? Right some.
- 1:46:43Cool shit that was pretty dope. Like they were just sharing
- 1:46:48technology because they were look like they're trying to.
- 1:46:51Well, one of them was a 3D glasses set up like AVR that
- 1:46:55they never ended up going with because they wanted to find the
- 1:46:57right screen for it and we couldn't provide what they were
- 1:47:00asking for. I don't.
- 1:47:03And it seems like they didn't find it anywhere else either.
- 1:47:07But the other one was they were talking about, and this was
- 1:47:10prior to it coming out, a system with two screens and they needed
- 1:47:14one of them to be a touch screen.
- 1:47:16So we saw some early prototypes of the DS, but they all kind of
- 1:47:19looked just like the DS looks now anyway.
- 1:47:23And they? Already had a touch screen that
- 1:47:24was working. They were just like sourcing us
- 1:47:26as a supplier, so they wanted us to make screens like that
- 1:47:32basically, so they put it in order.
- 1:47:35That was pretty cool. We did some cool stuff over
- 1:47:37there and then they sent my job to China.
- 1:47:42Yeah. Still.
- 1:47:44Kind of sore about that one. Yeah, well, I don't blame you.
- 1:47:52But they. Can't source this job to China
- 1:47:54cause as part of the Rumble creator program I would be
- 1:47:58kicked out of China on account of because I say bad things
- 1:48:03about the CCP all the time. Well, I'm.
- 1:48:06Pretty sure that Moore and I would just be put to death in
- 1:48:09China for being Taiwan. Is a country, goddamn it,
- 1:48:12crippled? No.
- 1:48:15They wouldn't put you to death just for being crippled.
- 1:48:17You're not a citizen. Oh yeah.
- 1:48:23Oh. Yeah, oh, yeah.
- 1:48:24Oh, yeah. I'm Oh yeah.
- 1:48:25I'm sorry. China would harvest our organs.
- 1:48:28That's. Right and.
- 1:48:30Then set you back out on your way.
- 1:48:34Yeah, with some. Pork fried rice.
- 1:48:40It's delicious pork fried rice. And when they take your kidney,
- 1:48:44they make sure to give you the bombest pot stickers.
- 1:48:50What? What?
- 1:48:50If my organs are shit. It doesn't matter.
- 1:48:53Hey, they are. They've already given you the
- 1:48:55Chinese food. It comes with two of the
- 1:48:58teriyaki beef sticks on the little stick.
- 1:49:01It comes with crab Rangoon, comes with a little packet of
- 1:49:05soy sauce. I mean, yeah, it's a kidney, but
- 1:49:08that's some good Chinese food sourced locally, Sam.
- 1:49:18Not even. From China because like Chinese,
- 1:49:21Chinese food sucks. Did you know this?
- 1:49:26I, I I I've heard this. American Chinese food is bomb,
- 1:49:32but China Chinese food is terrible.
- 1:49:36We actually, we actually, you know what?
- 1:49:38Sewer oil is Sam. It's exactly what it sounds
- 1:49:44like. Oil.
- 1:49:45Made from the sewer, yeah. Well.
- 1:49:48No, the oil from the shops, they just dump it in the sewer and
- 1:49:51then the guy comes and he scoops it up out the sewer.
- 1:49:55And. Then he uses that to fry up his
- 1:49:58street food. Yeah.
- 1:50:05Sewer oil. Not.
- 1:50:07Me. I got to make something to eat
- 1:50:09after this. Sam, what else we got?
- 1:50:11You've got you. We, we actually, we actually
- 1:50:15had, we actually had American Chinese food for Mother's Day
- 1:50:20yesterday. My did you get?
- 1:50:21Crab Rangoon. Well, my my grandmother did.
- 1:50:25She's 90 based. So she has good taste.
- 1:50:32Yep. And yeah, also Craig was talking
- 1:50:40how like, I guess Nintendo has been going like super hard on
- 1:50:46emulators for, well, Mort. Was trying to point out it's not
- 1:50:50just emulators. They're saying they'll brick
- 1:50:52your console if you tamper with they'll.
- 1:50:54Literally brick your switch too now oh.
- 1:50:56Yeah, yeah, I heard about that, which.
- 1:51:02No, I. Mean like if you try to mod, mod
- 1:51:05it if you try to do. Anything.
- 1:51:08To it. They're going to brick it, which
- 1:51:11has not been a thing for any game console ever.
- 1:51:16No. No, that, that's, that's what I
- 1:51:19mean I'm kind of like that makes me like not want to purchase,
- 1:51:25you know. Yeah, I just.
- 1:51:27I want it to be explicit. It's any type of tampering.
- 1:51:31And. They might even consider that.
- 1:51:33We're not sure yet. Third party peripherals.
- 1:51:41That's retarded, yeah. That yeah, that's.
- 1:51:44Well, because. Like I well, the whole.
- 1:51:46Thing's fucking retarded, but third party peripherals is
- 1:51:48really retarded, yeah. I don't.
- 1:51:50I think they want to have a branding system with the third
- 1:51:53party stuff. Well, like I told you, Matt, I
- 1:51:57I've told, I've told you we've talked at this like I had the I
- 1:52:01had the original PSP back in the day and I never, I never modded
- 1:52:07mine because I didn't know, I didn't know how to until like
- 1:52:11later. But like I I had friends who had
- 1:52:15like super like modded out ones and.
- 1:52:19They were pretty cool with this. And the price tag, it's going to
- 1:52:23turn a lot of families off of it.
- 1:52:27Yeah, because. Like people are going to be
- 1:52:29like, oh, is my kid going to buy a, you know, third party memory
- 1:52:32card? And then I can't ever use this
- 1:52:34$500 thing again. Now.
- 1:52:39There's I get it, they're trying to prevent piracy.
- 1:52:43They're not going to prevent Switch 2 emulation from
- 1:52:46happening it be because their shit is so underpowered.
- 1:52:49They're not even going to be able to prevent it from
- 1:52:51happening on the fucking Steam Deck, which already exists.
- 1:52:56It's going to be able to run Nintendo Switch two games.
- 1:52:59It's just a matter of if people can code an emulator or not.
- 1:53:03And they? Know that and they're mad about
- 1:53:06it it might not run well on steam Deck, but it'll definitely
- 1:53:10run on PC and that's because their shits underpowered and
- 1:53:15it's overpriced The. Thing that the thing that Craig
- 1:53:20was talking on this past episode and Craig if you're if you're.
- 1:53:28Doing the emulator makers, which is another thing they are also
- 1:53:32doing, yes. Yes, well, that, that's.
- 1:53:35All part of the same release of information, if that makes
- 1:53:41sense. They're they, they were
- 1:53:42basically Nintendo came out. Also they're suing the Pow world
- 1:53:46people. On multiple.
- 1:53:48Fronts, and they're gaining patents on game.
- 1:53:50Mechanics. On game mechanics, gradually
- 1:53:54over time they're gaining more and more patents, both in Japan
- 1:53:58and the US. Yeah, Nintendo are Dick heads.
- 1:54:03I don't. Know how much more autistically
- 1:54:04you want to go into detail about it, but there's like five fronts
- 1:54:07where they're being Dick heads. Yeah, well that.
- 1:54:11Well had to edit the animation of where you where you throw the
- 1:54:17powered the Powerball. Well, they.
- 1:54:21Actually just updated Power World.
- 1:54:23I've been playing it while the update happened.
- 1:54:26It used to be you used the creature as a glider.
- 1:54:30Right. And.
- 1:54:31They changed it now that the creature just makes your glider
- 1:54:34look different and last longer, but it isn't actually the
- 1:54:38creature because apparently in some Nintendo game used the
- 1:54:42Pokémon as a glider one time. And so they patented that.
- 1:54:46Yeah. So they're kind of like, yeah,
- 1:54:50if like they're suing the emulator creators, Sam, they're
- 1:54:53suing the emulator creators of multiple different emulators,
- 1:54:58all right, currently. So I don't know which specific 1
- 1:55:02you wanted to get autistic about.
- 1:55:03But that's what I'm saying is like, you go down these rabbit
- 1:55:06holes with Nintendo, it's like they're suing the people that
- 1:55:10made the GameCube emulator, claiming that it's written with
- 1:55:14stolen code from the source file of Nintendo, which they maybe
- 1:55:17have a claim to. Then they're going after the
- 1:55:19different GameCube, and this has been going on for years, a
- 1:55:22different GameCube emulator. That.
- 1:55:26Doesn't use the source code, but they're claiming that it does.
- 1:55:29That's why that one's been taking so long.
- 1:55:31That's the Dolphin emulator Sam, They tried to get that one on
- 1:55:34Steam as well. It is on Steam through the
- 1:55:40Retro. What the?
- 1:55:42Fuck, is it called Retroark? But anyway, then there's the Wii
- 1:55:51U emulator company that they're they're going after.
- 1:55:55And that is basically because you can run the Wii U version of
- 1:56:00Breath of the Wild on a Steam Deck at a better frame rate and
- 1:56:06resolution than the Switch provides playing Breath of the
- 1:56:11Wild natively, right? So you can get a 60 frame per
- 1:56:19second experience on the Steam Deck on Breath of the Wild at
- 1:56:231080P, which the Switch does not do at all.
- 1:56:28Right, but they. Couldn't quite match that
- 1:56:34performance with the second Zelda game that just released a
- 1:56:36couple years ago, but either way, that Zelda game couldn't.
- 1:56:41Or wouldn't. Well, that's what I was going to
- 1:56:44say. It doesn't matter because they
- 1:56:46got shut down by a Nintendo through a lawsuit.
- 1:56:50The makers of both major Switch emulators that were I was using,
- 1:56:55actually, I still use Ryu. What was it?
- 1:56:58Yeah, Ryujinx and Ryujinx. That that's what that's what
- 1:57:02Craig was talking, which I. Those are the 2.
- 1:57:05Yuzu and Ryujinx were the 2 that I used and I still have them if
- 1:57:11hey if people need a copy I'll be happy to send somebody a copy
- 1:57:14but. They.
- 1:57:17Can't develop it anymore or they'll get sued.
- 1:57:20Yeah. Craig, yeah, Craig was talking.
- 1:57:22Craig was getting artistic on the last episode of Ryo Jinx and
- 1:57:25I couldn't remember. Well, that's.
- 1:57:28What I'm saying there's multiple of these rabbit holes because
- 1:57:31they did it to yuzu already one time Yuzu came first.
- 1:57:36Well, I mean like they both. Just Switch emulators and
- 1:57:39Ryojinx is based partially on the code from Yuzu.
- 1:57:42It was because Yuzu got shut down that it went like all the
- 1:57:45guys from Yuzu went to work on Ryojinx and then Ryojinx is now
- 1:57:50shut down. But the problem for Nintendo is
- 1:57:53those emulators are still out there, easily available, easy to
- 1:57:57get, and it runs on APC, probably 99% of Switch games on
- 1:58:06a Steam Deck, probably 65%. Yeah.
- 1:58:10OK. Well, so let me let me pose A
- 1:58:15pose a scenario for you. No, I, I.
- 1:58:21I understand why they wouldn't want people to be emulating the
- 1:58:25current, you know, device because you want people to, you
- 1:58:31know, buy the new hardware and whatnot.
- 1:58:33Understand my right I I get that they don't.
- 1:58:36Want you emulating their older devices because they're trying
- 1:58:39to sell you an emulator on the new device.
- 1:58:43Well, OK, so you, you already answered, you answered my
- 1:58:47question well, because I. Know where you're going?
- 1:58:49No, the reason they're going after the GameCube in the Wii U
- 1:58:53and everything else is because they intend to sell older games,
- 1:58:58as they have been for years, via emulation on their own devices,
- 1:59:04and so that's why they call this piracy.
- 1:59:07The problem? The.
- 1:59:09Problem for Nintendo is they need to like.
- 1:59:11In my humble opinion, they need to consider the first two
- 1:59:14generations of their systems lost, and maybe the first 3.
- 1:59:20Yep, like. Just let people just put up a
- 1:59:22library of Nintendo, Super Nintendo in N64 games and charge
- 1:59:26a flat fee for that. I think there's there's some
- 1:59:29play to that, but. Yeah, piercing.
- 1:59:34It together and it's because they don't have all the
- 1:59:36licensing for a lot of these games, but it is what it is.
- 1:59:39It's easier just to click one file, download all those games
- 1:59:43on an emulator. It's just you can do that.
- 1:59:45The other thing though is GameCube has now become that
- 1:59:50easy too. A lot of Android phones can run
- 1:59:53GameCube emulators and even PS2. And then Sam goes Oh no, Oh no.
- 2:00:06Rumble did it. Speaking of Speaking of things
- 2:00:10that crash. Oh yeah, we hit two hours
- 2:00:13exactly and you went away. That's cool.
- 2:00:17Yeah, super. Slow.
- 2:00:22But point. Being is that they already they
- 2:00:24do sell GameCube games they sell Wii games they sell.
- 2:00:29Wii. U Games.
- 2:00:30That's why they want to sell the emulators.
- 2:00:33They want you to play Nintendo games on a Nintendo, and they
- 2:00:36want to charge Nintendo prices. And.
- 2:00:39That's it. It's all about controlling their
- 2:00:41economy and getting you locked into it as soon as possible.
- 2:00:45And. Man what an investment price of
- 2:00:48basically after tax 500 bucks. That's a lot for a shitty
- 2:00:55portable when you can get a steam deck.
- 2:00:57I'm telling you, you get a Steam Deck half that right now.
- 2:01:00Yeah, there's. Others too, I shout out to some
- 2:01:06other shits that if you just want something portable that are
- 2:01:09almost as cool, there's the Was it the Retropie?
- 2:01:14Oh my God, I've been looking at it for years.
- 2:01:22They're. Basically just a little Android
- 2:01:23device and they can run up to like GameCube.
- 2:01:28Anything up to like GameCube, Xbox original and PS2?
- 2:01:34And then? It's just like 150 or 200 bucks.
- 2:01:38So like. There's a lot of good
- 2:01:40alternatives for handheld gaming.
- 2:01:42Obviously the Nintendo brand carries that premium kind.
- 2:01:46Of. People like stuff like this.
- 2:01:49Same reason people like you like Apple, you know, Because if they
- 2:01:52think it's premium and so they sell you a shittier product for
- 2:01:55more money, that's Nintendo as well.
- 2:01:58Apple and Nintendo. Well, Sony is getting to be that
- 2:02:03way. Oh yeah, yeah, definitely.
- 2:02:06They love you to get what you to get to get the full PS5
- 2:02:11experience. If you think about it, Sam.
- 2:02:15Got to. Get the PS5.
- 2:02:16What's that, 607 hundred? Yeah, well, it was 600.
- 2:02:22OK. Well, we'll go with 600, but
- 2:02:24it's pretty sure they raised the price 100.
- 2:02:29Yeah, that. All I'm saying is it was 600 and
- 2:02:32I got it. But yeah, you're right, it's
- 2:02:33700. Now for the how much?
- 2:02:35Is the P. SV R2 because you need you need
- 2:02:39the console to use the VR. So how much is that?
- 2:02:42I think like 200 the last time I checked.
- 2:02:45But like I I'm not into VR for like, you know, but yeah, 200
- 2:02:55fucking 4. 100 Sam. Oh wow.
- 2:03:01Uh huh. OK, that's.
- 2:03:04Direct from PlayStation you can get $50 off if you want it used
- 2:03:09on Amazon. So 400.
- 2:03:13So OK, we're at 1000 and then how much is the PlayStation
- 2:03:17Portal? P99 the last the last one I
- 2:03:23checked but like I already emulate on my tablet so using
- 2:03:30the remote 200. No, it's not 99, it's 200.
- 2:03:35Oh yeah, one 199. OK.
- 2:03:38So $1200 for the modern PlayStation experience, not
- 2:03:42including games. Yeah.
- 2:03:47That's a bit pricey. Like, I don't know, Xbox's
- 2:03:50premium experience, if you want to, you know, look at it is like
- 2:03:54the Series X, which is what 6 they, they was 500.
- 2:03:59They just raised their price too, because everybody did.
- 2:04:02So at 600. It's half the see, this is what
- 2:04:07Xbox has been kind of gaining ground on PlayStation over the
- 2:04:10course of this generation. It's because they were
- 2:04:13PlayStation at the beginning. It was like, Oh yeah, well,
- 2:04:16where's the games? Well, Xbox has the games and the
- 2:04:19games pass. Yeah, no, you're not.
- 2:04:23You're not wrong. Doom coming out, I'm going to
- 2:04:27play the shit out of it. I'll probably stream playing
- 2:04:29Doom the Dark Ages because I'm I love Doom.
- 2:04:34Yeah, it's it's been a long, it's been a long time since I
- 2:04:37played Doom. Yeah, it's been like four days
- 2:04:43since I played the original Doom Sam.
- 2:04:45I'm kind of losing my mind over here.
- 2:04:48I've. The original Doom is my is my
- 2:04:51favorite, just like the 2D 1 or no, not not 2D, but like, you
- 2:05:01know, the. Yes, I meant like Doom and Doom
- 2:05:062, the originals. That's what I meant.
- 2:05:09I. Play those literally all the
- 2:05:11time. That's my go to game still to
- 2:05:15this day. Sam.
- 2:05:16If I got a couple minutes to spare and I don't have long.
- 2:05:20I'm going. To play Doom, the remaster that
- 2:05:22they just did is really good. I like it.
- 2:05:25It has Doom, Doom 2 and a bunch of extra campaigns.
- 2:05:29If you can't beat if you can't beat Doom on Ultra Violence,
- 2:05:33what are you doing with your life?
- 2:05:37You're not a. Gamer, that's what.
- 2:05:41You damn right I'm a I'm a writer, but I do like to play
- 2:05:45Doom in between books A. Gentleman plays on
- 2:05:50ultraviolence, Sam. And if you don't believe me,
- 2:05:54type that into Google. A.
- 2:05:58Gentleman plays on ultraviolence.
- 2:06:05You think? I'm making that up.
- 2:06:06You think that's a rule I made-up?
- 2:06:09I don't think you. I never said you made it up.
- 2:06:12I just. Want to be clear, that's how you
- 2:06:15play Doom if you're a gentleman Night see nightmares too much
- 2:06:20because they the enemies respawn.
- 2:06:24Ultraviolence is the highest difficulty without responding
- 2:06:27enemies. Yeah, well, let's see if Yeah.
- 2:06:37See. They won't.
- 2:06:39Google won't. OK, now.
- 2:06:41Type in yay HH. I'm sorry, Yeah, actually you
- 2:06:54can really only find that on Twitter.
- 2:06:56It seems Yay's video like legitimately like there's other
- 2:07:01people putting it up all over but it gets taken down on most
- 2:07:04places. Oh, oh, this is this is
- 2:07:07hilarious. This is hilarious.
- 2:07:09Max I I got to I got to share this.
- 2:07:14Hold on, let me show my screen. I would I I know that you were
- 2:07:19joking, but just for shits and grins, I actually decided to to
- 2:07:24search this. So here's the here is literally
- 2:07:31the first thing that I saw. It looks like the results below
- 2:07:39are changing quickly, which I've never gotten that before.
- 2:07:48It's almost like. It's almost like they don't
- 2:07:51like. I've only gotten something like
- 2:07:53that from Google before when it when it comes to Donald Trump.
- 2:07:58Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
- 2:08:00I always get that on stuff where it's like, oops, we don't, we
- 2:08:03really don't want you to be Googling.
- 2:08:06Oh. Wow, I found it on Rumble.
- 2:08:11Well of. Course.
- 2:08:18Man, it's funny that like you would think, you would think
- 2:08:22making like a low hanging fruit bait song like that wouldn't
- 2:08:27work, but it works. This has made me rethink
- 2:08:32everything, Sam. So you're going to be in New
- 2:08:36York for a week. Don't get human trafficked.
- 2:08:43I don't plan what? Would would would they get much
- 2:08:46for the cripple? No if.
- 2:08:49Somebody says give me a cigarette.
- 2:08:51Don't, don't say I don't smoke. Just say no.
- 2:08:56I already know that. Yeah, don't.
- 2:09:04Eat the pizza. It's fucking nasty.
- 2:09:10The New Yorkers have been trying to.
- 2:09:12Gasp to everybody for. Years that their pizza is good
- 2:09:15Sam, but like if you don't like cockroaches, don't eat the
- 2:09:18pizza. I've I've heard that you got to
- 2:09:21go to Connecticut for good pizza.
- 2:09:23That's right. Connecticut, New Jersey, Maybe
- 2:09:28Boston. Definitely Boston.
- 2:09:30Not New York, though. New York.
- 2:09:32People come to upstate New York, not fucking New York City.
- 2:09:35Don't, don't don't don't wear a Max.
- 2:09:37I will come and visit you at some point.
- 2:09:42Oh, that'll be. Tough because I'll be standing
- 2:09:46on the top of the steps like, hey, how's it going?
- 2:09:50How's the weather down there? Just fucking with you.
- 2:09:56You enjoy your trip, so you're going up there.
- 2:10:01You're going to do some family fun nights and eat some,
- 2:10:05hopefully not Italian food because.
- 2:10:10We're well, we're well, we're celebrating my, this was my 30th
- 2:10:16birthday present. So we're going to, we're going
- 2:10:18to be going there and I'm going to be taking some photos, which
- 2:10:24by the way, I'll have a, I'll have a slide show.
- 2:10:27Shoot like a porn shoot? I kind of figured.
- 2:10:33Well, you know, it's like. Where you got some hotties?
- 2:10:39Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, I know all of
- 2:10:44the good, good looking ladies so and now Max Jobs that he was so
- 2:10:51disgusted. He was just like, I'm out.
- 2:10:55That's. Right.
- 2:10:58No pornography. This is terrible.
- 2:11:01What are we doing gooning? So if you if you leave this up
- 2:11:12long enough, I'm I'm going to not be able to stop myself from
- 2:11:17starting to sing the damn song. This is a problem I had in
- 2:11:22public the whole other day because it got stuck in my head.
- 2:11:25I'm out there, I'm running, you know, and I'm just like Doo Doo
- 2:11:30Doo. No, Kanye, just because you
- 2:11:35should catch you don't mean I'm stupid.
- 2:11:42Yeah, like I like I said, folks, you you should really listen to,
- 2:11:46you should really listen to the beginning of the song when he's
- 2:11:52like, when he's not like not pay attention.
- 2:11:56To all the worst parts and then be mad.
- 2:11:59Yeah, pay. Yeah.
- 2:12:02Oh my God. Like, man, like backs, backs.
- 2:12:08And I were talking before the show.
- 2:12:09People were like are like literally lyrically illiterate.
- 2:12:15And it's like, it's what it's almost like and this.
- 2:12:21Shit, I say on Twitter. It's almost like it's almost
- 2:12:29like it's sad, but it's also almost funny like how people
- 2:12:33like why would he say somewhat like like that?
- 2:12:38It is like he's literally telling you like, are you guys
- 2:12:44not paying attention? Clearly not problem.
- 2:12:47They're not. No.
- 2:12:49They got something to cancel. Yay cancel culture.
- 2:12:57And it's. Like Kanye's already.
- 2:12:59Beyond that, I think we've proven that he just released his
- 2:13:04new number one single that they just won't admit is a number one
- 2:13:07single. Oh, he and it's.
- 2:13:09Called Hail Hitler, Sam. He literally said you can't.
- 2:13:14Cancel this man. Sorry, he literally said either
- 2:13:20in this song or in one of the other singles.
- 2:13:22Like you can't cancel a man who has nothing left to lose or
- 2:13:26something. What?
- 2:13:27Yeah. You know what else he said?
- 2:13:29He said no one man should have all that power.
- 2:13:36Yeah. Which like to me, that's kind of
- 2:13:39like, I don't know, Like I don't know Max, but like call me
- 2:13:44crazy, but like to say anything like that, that that that does
- 2:13:48not seem very Hitler and at all it's saying that no one man,
- 2:13:53it's almost like almost. Like he's a 21st century
- 2:13:58schizoid man. Sorry, sorry.
- 2:14:03I did, you know, Max, I don't know if I've told you this, but
- 2:14:07like, I am a huge King Crimson fan, so I dig that.
- 2:14:11I dig. And it's also like the hook of
- 2:14:14that song Power. Yeah, that's what people didn't
- 2:14:18get about it, is he's talking about that he's a little crazy
- 2:14:21and he's debating. Like he says.
- 2:14:25I've tried in that in the song Power, one of the lyrics is like
- 2:14:28I got treasures in my mind and can't open up my own vault and.
- 2:14:34Yeah. I mean, he's the same stuff he's
- 2:14:36saying, he's been saying his whole career.
- 2:14:38It's just now he's not giving a fuck.
- 2:14:45Did I get your attention? He he asked when he did that one
- 2:14:51song. And then they were like, yes.
- 2:14:54And he was like, Are you sure? And then he unleashed Hail
- 2:14:57Hitler on the world, which is not only with three words, just
- 2:15:03three words, one of the most offensive songs anybody's ever
- 2:15:06heard, and yet catchy as fuck. I got to say I think he's a
- 2:15:16genius, Sam. He's a troubled genius.
- 2:15:21Oh yeah, as they. Usually are.
- 2:15:24He's he's not and. Somebody should let him see his
- 2:15:27children. Unless.
- 2:15:30We want a sequel to this song. You know.
- 2:15:35What I'm fine with either way I guess.
- 2:15:40I've. But they won't let him see his
- 2:15:44children, so he becomes the villain.
- 2:15:50Yeah, yeah, everyone, everyone likes to go.
- 2:15:53Everyone likes to gloss over that, that part that's.
- 2:15:56Literally the climactic bit of the song I.
- 2:16:00Know and I know and yet like like like I'm not even like
- 2:16:05which brings. In the devil try tones down and
- 2:16:09then up to say now I'm fucking with you.
- 2:16:12Well, like, I'm not beautiful. Composition actually.
- 2:16:15Well, like. I'm not even, I'm not even
- 2:16:17Kanye, and even I'm frustrated with the fact like people don't
- 2:16:24get it. Like the dude, the dude misses
- 2:16:28his kids. So.
- 2:16:34And like if you don't and his wife.
- 2:16:37Like it's obvious she broke his heart but that don't mean he's
- 2:16:40like like he say whatever he wants about her.
- 2:16:44She broke his fucking heart, that's clear as day.
- 2:16:48That's. Crippling to a man of like, he's
- 2:16:51only, what, a couple years older than me?
- 2:16:56You know, like unironically. And they've been.
- 2:17:00Together a long time, two people laughed that he married Kim
- 2:17:03Kardashian, but they did stay together for quite some time.
- 2:17:06No, yeah, no, they were together for a while.
- 2:17:11Maybe, maybe marriage was kind of a game to her, like the all
- 2:17:14the other Hollywood people, but clearly it meant something to
- 2:17:17Kanye. And when?
- 2:17:20You take something so sacred from a man and then and then
- 2:17:22also separate him from his children.
- 2:17:24Yeah, you should have. Only.
- 2:17:28Kanye could put this song out, but you?
- 2:17:32Oh, look. I mean when you.
- 2:17:33Isolate a man that much and take everything from him, you can
- 2:17:36expect weird results. Look, I mean Joe, I mean Joe
- 2:17:41Rogan did make the observation in one of his stand up hours a
- 2:17:46few years ago. Like out of everyone in the
- 2:17:49Kardashian family, Kanye was like the most normal 1 and and
- 2:17:56like everyone kind of laughed at at at the time like ha ha.
- 2:18:00But like, Joe wasn't wrong. I mean.
- 2:18:04He is like, like I said, he ain't, he ain't like gangster,
- 2:18:07but he is from Chicago. He does come from a poor
- 2:18:11neighborhood in Chicago. That shit's not fake.
- 2:18:15It's just that he was a college kid because he was a music nerd.
- 2:18:18Right, he wasn't. Like a street gangster but that
- 2:18:21don't change the heat comes from nothing.
- 2:18:24His mom worked like 3 jobs or whatever you know and to send
- 2:18:28him to the special music college or whatever like.
- 2:18:32He. Doesn't come from money like
- 2:18:34they do, you know, he's not in the club and by he, he basically
- 2:18:39married into the club. And then?
- 2:18:41Realized that the club doesn't have the same fucking values he
- 2:18:45does well. Like I haven't.
- 2:18:47And that's tough, man. Well, you know, like I've met
- 2:18:52I've, you know, had the opportunity to like meet a few
- 2:18:55famous people, but I've also like by the.
- 2:18:57Way that's why he's defending Diddy too, because he's on he's
- 2:19:01a villain for anybody. That was like oh why is Kanye
- 2:19:04defending Diddy and why is he doing the song about his cousin
- 2:19:08and all that? It's because he's the bad guy.
- 2:19:10The same reason he's saying Hail Hitler.
- 2:19:14It's like a theme album in his mind.
- 2:19:17Yeah, it's like he's playing the heel role in that, yeah.
- 2:19:21Sorry to interrupt you there like.
- 2:19:25No, I'm. Not.
- 2:19:25I do it all the time. I'm going to miss it.
- 2:19:28You're not going to be here. I got to interrupt you a little
- 2:19:30bit. Well.
- 2:19:31You'll you'll interrupt me tomorrow, Tomorrow.
- 2:19:33There's, there's, there's Max. It's.
- 2:19:35Not the. Same to interrupt you Mortheus.
- 2:19:39Why? Because I fight back.
- 2:19:41No, because. Nobody yells at me about it.
- 2:19:44Well, well, I'll yell at you if you.
- 2:19:48Then I'll just talk over you. You only do.
- 2:19:50Shut up, Max, Shut up. Max.
- 2:19:54No, as I as I was saying, you know the the thing, No, shut up.
- 2:20:02No, you shut up, Sir. No, I mean the one time I.
- 2:20:09Finish. The one time I ran into the one
- 2:20:13time I bumped into not, oh, Peyton Manning in Colorado,
- 2:20:25boom. I just like I just I just like,
- 2:20:33I just like waved to M and said have a nice day.
- 2:20:36Like I didn't, I didn't ask for like, yeah, I know you.
- 2:20:41I know you would have probably. It's like, you know where I'm
- 2:20:45from, motherfucker. But.
- 2:20:47I Public Enemy. Number one round these parts.
- 2:20:49But I but like I just said, have like an I like I didn't, I was
- 2:20:54like, Oh my God, it's Peyton Manning.
- 2:20:56Like I I, I knew he who he was and like and like I gave him I.
- 2:21:05I did Boo Alex Rodriguez when he was a Yankee in New York while
- 2:21:11we were driving down the freeway and he.
- 2:21:14Hissed. At me.
- 2:21:17Well, see, you're you're an you're an asshole.
- 2:21:20My point being though, is like, I just I feel like it.
- 2:21:22I feel like if someone were, I feel like hold.
- 2:21:25On He's a Yankee, Sam. And never mind, go ahead.
- 2:21:30Yeah, yeah, I know that. My point though, why I'm
- 2:21:33bringing that up is like I feel like there's someone more more
- 2:21:36like, I feel like if someone were to just like say, hey,
- 2:21:40Kanye, I I hope you have like a good day or something.
- 2:21:44He might be like, oh, thank you, or like that or or maybe would
- 2:21:50be crazy and. Just like you mean.
- 2:21:53By Have a good day, you know some I don't know.
- 2:21:57What's going on? There.
- 2:22:00Yeah. That's what I would do if I see
- 2:22:02This is why I never need to be famous because I would not be
- 2:22:06like somebody that like nobody should ever Let me tell you
- 2:22:09something. If you're listening right now
- 2:22:11and you ever do see me out in public, you should never
- 2:22:13recognize me in public because I will humiliate you.
- 2:22:22It's not a good idea. So I.
- 2:22:25Don't give a fuck. But what?
- 2:22:29But but what if you were to say, Oh my God, it's back?
- 2:22:32Sam, the Co host of the Whitfield Report.
- 2:22:35Yeah. I was, you know, Yeah, that's
- 2:22:37exact. That's asking me to fuck with
- 2:22:39you. That's begging for me to fuck
- 2:22:43with you. Yeah.
- 2:22:46See, I'm the one. I'm, I'm the one.
- 2:22:48What's the Whitfield report? Yeah.
- 2:22:51What's the Whitfield Who's Who? Who are you?
- 2:22:55What do you want? Ain't no money here.
- 2:22:59Get out of here. Yeah, yeah, you would you would
- 2:23:04just like start, you would just start messing with people.
- 2:23:09I would just tell people like I'm on vacation, call my manager
- 2:23:18Craig Mansfield. So he's the one who to takes
- 2:23:26care of my booking and my and my management.
- 2:23:31Well, like I'm. Serious though, if anybody ever
- 2:23:34recognized me, like think about it, Sam, my best skills are that
- 2:23:39like, I've got a big fucking mouth and I'm physically
- 2:23:43intimidating. And.
- 2:23:46So like when I like, I will actually like bully somebody if
- 2:23:50they did recognize, like I will actually make them super
- 2:23:53uncomfortable. If if anyone recognize you, that
- 2:23:58would probably set up what that would probably set off like
- 2:24:00alarm bells in your no right? No.
- 2:24:08I just like if you shouted me out in public, if you ever like
- 2:24:12anybody listening, you ever see me out in public and you're
- 2:24:14like, hey Max, I'm coming over and you're not going to
- 2:24:19appreciate it. I'm a.
- 2:24:21Ruin your social gathering. I'm going to ask you
- 2:24:24uncomfortable questions. I'm going.
- 2:24:27To ask you for your autograph. I'm.
- 2:24:30Going to take your picture all of.
- 2:24:33Which I'm fine. Your drink.
- 2:24:34Right off your table. All of which I'm fine with, but
- 2:24:38by the way. Not.
- 2:24:42All I'm famous. I'm going to act fucking famous.
- 2:24:45I'm going to take your fucking meal.
- 2:24:52I'm. From I'm from the streets, you
- 2:24:53guys show some respect. If you act like a little bitch,
- 2:24:56then I'm gonna walk all over you like a little bitch.
- 2:24:59And so fanboy hound dogging is the appropriate term.
- 2:25:03It's not something I'm a fan of. And I've.
- 2:25:06Learned from the best on how to deal with hound dogs.
- 2:25:10You know well it. It's it's nice that you think
- 2:25:16I'm it's it's nice that you think I'm the best at I.
- 2:25:23I actually meant Bone Thugs in Harmony Sam, but.
- 2:25:26I I know, but I I had to pull a shmuway there.
- 2:25:31So I don't know. Twisted's pretty good at getting
- 2:25:33rid of hound dogs. What's up, fat bitch?
- 2:25:38You trying to foot and then leaf?
- 2:25:40It's crazy. It's great.
- 2:25:42It's like that's all it takes. That would be Jamie Mad rocks.
- 2:25:49You have no idea how many times he used that exact line on
- 2:25:52abroad when they're trying to come up to him being.
- 2:25:54How doggish. What's up?
- 2:25:56Fat bitch trying to fuck. Oh my God, he's so gross.
- 2:26:02He I can't believe he called me fat.
- 2:26:06Jesus Christ, it works. It works.
- 2:26:11That, that, that. That's honestly the best way to
- 2:26:14deal with the you know how how with female hound dogs.
- 2:26:20Also, Mort was so offended by that that he just he just left
- 2:26:26the call. No, his Internet, probably.
- 2:26:29He lost. One bitch off the bus naked one
- 2:26:32time. Yeah, sorry.
- 2:26:36Go ahead. Oh, oh, flashback to interesting
- 2:26:42times, yeah. Yeah, I was just thinking about
- 2:26:44the time they tossed a bit the how dog bitch off because she
- 2:26:47was like trying to get naked so that she could get more
- 2:26:49attention. And so she put her clothes on
- 2:26:52the fucking seat. And this was security guys just
- 2:26:55sort of like they got asked to take her out because she was a
- 2:26:58drugged out fucking hoe, you know?
- 2:26:59And they fucking tossed her out naked and then they threw her
- 2:27:03clothes after her. Like get out of here you fucking
- 2:27:05slut. Yeah.
- 2:27:09Actually, girls, there's a lesson in this.
- 2:27:12Is there any girls listening? Because I know our audience is
- 2:27:15like obviously full of females. Groupies don't actually get
- 2:27:21respect. And so you might meet that
- 2:27:23famous person, but odds are you're not going to get treated
- 2:27:27very well by a lot of people in order to do that.
- 2:27:32True. Mm hmm.
- 2:27:35Like the groupies that get to fuck the main star have to fuck
- 2:27:38like three other guys first usually.
- 2:27:41That's why that's why I didn't like working on those big
- 2:27:43corporate tours with all the groupies, man.
- 2:27:47Independent tours, it's like usually just not groupie types.
- 2:27:51There's like there's always regular ladies, but they're
- 2:27:55usually not like groupies. Every scene has its regular
- 2:28:00ladies. When they.
- 2:28:03Tour. Regular ladies are cool.
- 2:28:08I don't. Know I I was always I I avoid
- 2:28:11debauchery, Sam, except for, you know, drinking and.
- 2:28:17Well, I I do too. Mostly I like.
- 2:28:20Explosives. You know.
- 2:28:23Like fireworks and well. Of course you sometimes.
- 2:28:27I mean, nobody ever made a firebomb when they were a kid
- 2:28:31just for shits and giggles. Oh, we, we had a we had a pyro
- 2:28:36in my Boy Scout patrol and his. Name was Sam Whitfield.
- 2:28:43I could see it in your eyes. Sam.
- 2:28:45Sam's definitely a pyro. Sam.
- 2:28:48Sam will volunteer to be the guy that tends the fire and then put
- 2:28:53way too much wood in it and be like, oh guys, I don't know how
- 2:28:56that happened. Well, my uncle was a my uncle
- 2:29:01was a fire, you know, Marshall, so you know, and.
- 2:29:08You're a fire bug. I could see it.
- 2:29:15Do you light your marshmallows on fire, Sam?
- 2:29:17When you're camping. I mean, who doesn't?
- 2:29:22Me. I.
- 2:29:24Toast them golden brown so that they melt deliciously when you
- 2:29:29put them on a little bar of chocolate in between. 2 Graham
- 2:29:32crackers, Sam. They're they're so good.
- 2:29:36Extra frisbee though, no? No, they're perfect if you if
- 2:29:40you turn them just right to get golden brown all the way out.
- 2:29:45That's how I like them and melt all the way to the core.
- 2:29:50And then and then every other motherfucker.
- 2:29:52You could judge a man so or a woman solely based on how they
- 2:29:58cook their marshmallow. And if somebody puts their
- 2:30:01marshmallow all the way in the fire, they're a little bit of a
- 2:30:05pyro. I'm maybe be careful.
- 2:30:11My friend Tanner definitely was the pyro of the group, in all
- 2:30:15seriousness. All.
- 2:30:18Right, and you were the sex pest.
- 2:30:22No. We'll see.
- 2:30:24What? We'll see.
- 2:30:26I mean, there were no sex pests in Boy Scouts because you know
- 2:30:32what? You.
- 2:30:33Never talked to girls. Oh yeah.
- 2:30:36Well, I mean, I definitely did. I definitely did.
- 2:30:41But not at. Not at Boy Scout camp, though.
- 2:30:43You see, those are the truck. Masters.
- 2:30:46That's right. You got to raise them up.
- 2:30:48Yeah. More, yeah.
- 2:30:49More made more made the job. Yeah, no, I.
- 2:30:55Risen up the scout leaders, risen up the the older scouts
- 2:30:59get you some badges, no see. The no see the water, get the
- 2:31:03water. Snake badge Sam.
- 2:31:08No. How?
- 2:31:12About the the ball through a tube badge.
- 2:31:20No. What?
- 2:31:21What type of what type of Boy Scouts are you and Mr. Sand?
- 2:31:27If you didn't hear the other day on the Savage Bakers, I think it
- 2:31:31was the the the the fucking pedo.
- 2:31:36My wife's Fred's father was a scout master who went to jail
- 2:31:41for multiple convictions of being a pedophile with the kids.
- 2:31:47Yeah, so. I guess.
- 2:31:50I guess whatever that troop was is the one I went to Sam even
- 2:31:54though I didn't. I.
- 2:31:56Actually, I did. It's just that I was older so my
- 2:32:01there was no scout master and so my stepdad decided he would do
- 2:32:06it. And then when I was out of it,
- 2:32:09that guy came in and became the scout master and did a little
- 2:32:12bunch of kids. It's one of the famous.
- 2:32:16It's why Boy Scouts gets a bad rap.
- 2:32:19He's one of those guys. Well.
- 2:32:21Well, fuck that guy. Fuck that guy then.
- 2:32:25Yeah, when they tried to kill. Him in prison like.
- 2:32:29He did a lot of that. Yeah.
- 2:32:31He deserved it. No, seriously, I mean, if that
- 2:32:34if that's if that dude is one of the reasons why the Boy Scouts
- 2:32:38got such a bad reputation, then fuck him, he was.
- 2:32:41Convicted of multiple counts of raping children in his care as a
- 2:32:45scout leader. So yeah.
- 2:32:47Although he'd, although he'd probably like that.
- 2:32:49So like, I know, I don't know he's.
- 2:32:52Banned from my state for life, so good.
- 2:32:56Good. But yeah, I mean, there's sickos
- 2:32:59out there, you know, ladies and gentlemen, you know, take care
- 2:33:02of your family and loved ones. We'll see you back next week,
- 2:33:06Sam. But.
- 2:33:08I. Have a couple streams that I'll
- 2:33:10do this week. I got.
- 2:33:13I'm going to do my Juggalo edition cringing over coffee.
- 2:33:15Actually tomorrow we did the premium stream, watched some fun
- 2:33:20stuff there. On on Friday without Sam.
- 2:33:25Yeah, yeah. Well, and we're going to do the
- 2:33:28Wednesday show without Sam, so that'll be fun.
- 2:33:33Yeah, yeah. Not.
- 2:33:35Really. Not really, because Sam is like.
- 2:33:38Half. Of the jokes require Sam's
- 2:33:40fucking reaction. I'm terrified, Sam.
- 2:33:43I don't know what I'm going to do.
- 2:33:44You're. Going to be.
- 2:33:46Awful. I am.
- 2:33:49Going to. Ruin everything.
- 2:33:51Going to try to get a Sam reaction out of Mort.
- 2:33:55Yeah. That doesn't work.
- 2:33:59Well, I mean Mort is crippled. It is kind of like having and
- 2:34:06see Mort does Mort does know me, so he can just, you know, he can
- 2:34:14try and like not the. Same, Sam.
- 2:34:17He can try and do it. You can try and do a Sam
- 2:34:19impersonation I. I can try try to do the awe
- 2:34:23shocks. It it, it won't.
- 2:34:27It won't really work though, because like I have the face for
- 2:34:31it. You're.
- 2:34:32The Sam impersonation Sam? Or will it be a merch
- 2:34:35impersonation of Sam? It'll be neither.
- 2:34:40It'll be. It'll be more than.
- 2:34:42I could do the whole show doing the merch impersonation of Sam,
- 2:34:46right? That would be hold.
- 2:34:47That would be hold. Welcome to the Whitfield Report.
- 2:34:52I was nice to you. I was nice to you.
- 2:34:56No, no in. Order to do the mercy in order
- 2:35:01to do the merchant personally it would it would be that, but it
- 2:35:04would all sounds be you would have to vape every 5 seconds to
- 2:35:09like loudly into the microphone. True.
- 2:35:15Yeah, which? By the way, like people like
- 2:35:20I've people are like, oh, I know I didn't the Max smokes during
- 2:35:28the show, the show. And I'm like, yeah, because he
- 2:35:32doesn't vape. Why he doesn't smoke like into
- 2:35:37the mic and make sure. I have a proper fucking
- 2:35:40microphone. You see, See, I'm right in front
- 2:35:42of it saying hold on, let me put it as much on camera as possible
- 2:35:46so you can see. You see, if you have a proper
- 2:35:48microphone you can do this. Yeah, I'm not, isn't.
- 2:36:00That crazy? Yeah, like the the audience, so
- 2:36:04the video audience can see that, but like the the audio, you know
- 2:36:08listeners was. Just dead air, yeah.
- 2:36:10Yeah, because you. Put up a little noise gate
- 2:36:13filter merge especially with them fucking vapes because them
- 2:36:17things go like drives everybody nuts.
- 2:36:23Yeah, this is, this is like why people make fun of you is
- 2:36:26because you have like you have bad audio.
- 2:36:30Bro. I got the other one here right
- 2:36:32that was the same thing I was right in front of like this one.
- 2:36:35It might be a little more of a whooshing sound, maybe even a
- 2:36:38little whistle, but that's only because the holes are small.
- 2:36:42It's like. Even so, yeah, no, can't hear.
- 2:36:53I couldn't hear that even through like my headphones I
- 2:36:56couldn't hear about SO. Right.
- 2:36:59And then smoking blunts, I mean, I don't even really make much
- 2:37:03noise unless we're coughing. You know, Maxine will sometimes
- 2:37:07cough on her show. That's because we're smoking
- 2:37:11weed. Yeah, but Even so, that's not,
- 2:37:15you know, like that there are there are Stoner podcasts that
- 2:37:19like have legit bad audio and, you know, it's.
- 2:37:26Not that complicated nowadays, but some people.
- 2:37:30No. Especially when most of the
- 2:37:33content is us talking. You know, I even.
- 2:37:36Even even me, like I've, you know, I don't have like a mixer
- 2:37:40board or anything, but I do have a program that like, you know,
- 2:37:43I, I have like a virtual board and I've got everything EQ, D
- 2:37:47and basically configured to the way I want it in my audio.
- 2:37:54Sounds. Minimum, you should put the
- 2:37:55noise gate up. Whatever you're using, you know,
- 2:37:58whatever, if you do that, you're, you're 10 steps ahead of
- 2:38:03people. That's why Jim can sound OK with
- 2:38:05his shitty old microphone all these years later.
- 2:38:08Yeah, A. Basic noise filter.
- 2:38:10It's in almost every program you'll use.
- 2:38:14Obviously mine's really good just because it's an analog, so
- 2:38:17the noise filter is more effective.
- 2:38:21But then. Sometimes I do, I know I
- 2:38:23sometimes like clip out if I yell too loud but that's my own
- 2:38:26fault for not like normalizing my audio and then yelling.
- 2:38:31Well, we, yeah, well, we all, we all do that.
- 2:38:34And I mean Spotify, it's. I'll say this though, I could
- 2:38:39yell and get away with a lot more on my wife's microphone, so
- 2:38:43which is why we've taken to use it that.
- 2:38:48Yeah, her mic is pretty good though too.
- 2:38:56So people, people actually wanted to, people had actually
- 2:39:00asked me what mic you use just out of curiosity.
- 2:39:04And I oh. I got the box somewhere.
- 2:39:09It's not the mic so much as it's that Behringer audio interface.
- 2:39:14I use the Behringer 22. Nice.
- 2:39:17It's like. It's the cheapest thing in the
- 2:39:19world but like if you only need, I mean it has 1 mic input,
- 2:39:24analog XLR and then it's got one XLR input for an instrument.
- 2:39:29So it was good for me for both that and guitar.
- 2:39:33There you have, but when? The when I got the wife's
- 2:39:37microphone, it's more like one of those table mics because I
- 2:39:40figured then we could both sit there and talk.
- 2:39:42So I had multiple options. So that's the answer is if you
- 2:39:48hear me right now, I'm on my. I don't.
- 2:39:51Know it's cheap. It's like these motherfuckers
- 2:39:53will be like you need your sure XM seven $200 mic and they don't
- 2:39:58even sound as good as me and that's because like it's not
- 2:40:02about the mic, it's about the audio interface and just
- 2:40:05tweaking it a little bit. It does take some time to tweak
- 2:40:08it just right. Yeah.
- 2:40:15Anything else to promote I'm going to do.
- 2:40:19A bunch. Of streams this week I already
- 2:40:20got a whole bunch of shit lined up.
- 2:40:24You're. Going to New York and then
- 2:40:28you're going to have to escape New York like Snake Plissken
- 2:40:32Northeast is on going to be on the moon.
- 2:40:34It's going to be a crazy week, Sam.
- 2:40:36Which? Will be fun.
- 2:40:37All of them. All of them have the eye patch
- 2:40:39to go with it. Because, you know, why wouldn't
- 2:40:43I? Oh man.
- 2:40:47You should make a fucking here's a here's a here's a novel idea
- 2:40:50for you. One of your characters goes
- 2:40:52undercover in a like in Like Rikers to try and break down the
- 2:40:57cartel. Well, it's funny you say that.
- 2:41:03You, you know, Hello. Fellow.
- 2:41:05Mexican. Sorry.
- 2:41:08I'm not. I'm not, I'm not saying that you
- 2:41:11spoiled a potential, you know, plot line for future book, but
- 2:41:16it's interesting that you say that because, well, there might
- 2:41:21be a a plot line pretty similar to that.
- 2:41:27I do. I do want a promo that once I
- 2:41:30get back from New York on Tuesday evening, probably not
- 2:41:38probably not Tuesday night, but probably that week I will be
- 2:41:42having a, a, a New York City slideshow from the from the trip
- 2:41:51with all my photos and that will be that will be for the Rumble
- 2:41:56Premium audience and I. Want pictures of crazy homeless
- 2:42:03guys Sam? Well, I mean if you.
- 2:42:07See 1:00 and you're just like, wow, take a picture.
- 2:42:12Yeah. Well, well, why?
- 2:42:13Well, why do you think it's going to be on the on the
- 2:42:15premium stream Max? No nudity cause some of them
- 2:42:19will have their Dick out but like I do enjoy a good spread of
- 2:42:25crazy New Yorkers without actually having to go to New
- 2:42:29York and smell them. Yeah, that's.
- 2:42:33The worst part? Say you got nose plugs, right?
- 2:42:36Unfortunately, I do so. And.
- 2:42:39Butt plug so you don't get raped.
- 2:42:42Yeah, well, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm going to be sitting in a,
- 2:42:45in, you know, a wheelchair. It's like that's.
- 2:42:48Right, it's easy. To just tip you out and rape
- 2:42:50you, you got to be thinking about these things.
- 2:42:55Yeah, well, I mean, I've got what plug comes.
- 2:42:57In, at least they got another step.
- 2:43:00Well, I mean, like I've got like the superb, I've got like the
- 2:43:03Super safety belt like Moore has.
- 2:43:06So like, they'll have to like roll, they'll have to fucking
- 2:43:08like they'll have to fucking like fry me out.
- 2:43:13But then they'll that, but then they'll actually like fry the
- 2:43:15seat out of the users feasty belt.
- 2:43:18Sam. I actually do.
- 2:43:22I'm going to try it. All right, well, if we're ever
- 2:43:26run into each other, I'm going to try and catch you slipping on
- 2:43:28that. That's.
- 2:43:30That seat belt check Whoop. So so does more, I think.
- 2:43:38Actually that's. A consider in the context it's a
- 2:43:41rape check right? Like Whoop.
- 2:43:43Nope. Nope, Nope.
- 2:43:44You got the belt on. Never mind.
- 2:43:48Moore has his seat belt, OK. How's your Spanish though?
- 2:43:53Do you? Do you know how to say I'm a
- 2:43:56stupid gringo? Please don't rob me.
- 2:43:58No abra Espanol No, no, no, no. That means I'm a stupid gringo.
- 2:44:05Please rob me. Do you have a rape whistle?
- 2:44:18That might help. I mean, I've got I've got pepper
- 2:44:24spray, not. In New York, you don't.
- 2:44:28Are you retarded? You're going to get arrested.
- 2:44:31Yeah, that's true. No, a ripe a ripe whistle would
- 2:44:33be. You're allowed to whistle, say
- 2:44:37Bortheus. He thinks he's going to walk
- 2:44:39around in New York with pepper spray.
- 2:44:41He's. Not going to walk around
- 2:44:43anywhere. Yeah, I.
- 2:44:44Noticed I said walk around. Yeah.
- 2:44:51No. Then they'll be searching your
- 2:44:53wheelchair for no. All all, it's just, well, no,
- 2:44:56I'll just you're not allowed to defend.
- 2:44:59Yourself, Sam. It's.
- 2:45:01New York. Here's.
- 2:45:04A here's a more doesn't know is as soon as I land, I I'm coming
- 2:45:09to I'm coming to Moore's place and I'm just going to be like,
- 2:45:13you're coming with me for the next few days.
- 2:45:17Oh wow. Well he better have his seat
- 2:45:19belt on then and. I'll just.
- 2:45:25And I was like you. About to rape him?
- 2:45:28Probably. No, I know.
- 2:45:29If you do that, we're we're, we're going from pizza shop to
- 2:45:32pizza shop. It all.
- 2:45:33There you go. Words matter, Sam.
- 2:45:38You're. Coming with me for a couple days
- 2:45:40sounds like a threat. And I'll and I'll just be, well,
- 2:45:47no, anytime someone wants to assault me, I'll just throw
- 2:45:50them. I'll just throw them more of
- 2:45:51this at them. So.
- 2:45:56I feel like it's a much easier thing to just get a rape
- 2:45:59whistle. Crip well, no, I, you know, like
- 2:46:04people always want to use me as the crippled shield, right?
- 2:46:07So, well, now I'm. No, I've got a crippled.
- 2:46:11Ball for the crippled toss. Not a Shield Sam.
- 2:46:16I would never. Oh, Oh yeah, I know you want,
- 2:46:23you want. It's not an effective.
- 2:46:24Shield to have a cripple guy absorb the blows.
- 2:46:28Like how many blows are you actually going to now?
- 2:46:30I need a fat guy for that. Sam.
- 2:46:34No fat. They can take a lot.
- 2:46:36More, you know, absorbing. That is true, but I I've been
- 2:46:42told like I I've been told I can take a surprising amount of
- 2:46:45punishment for. I.
- 2:46:49Bet. But I just feel like, you know,
- 2:46:52I, I, I, I would be more akin to try and use a fat guy as a
- 2:46:56shield, yeah. No, Yeah, no, yeah, no, you're,
- 2:47:00you're that is true. You're better off more SHIELD.
- 2:47:04You know. You're better off using merch as
- 2:47:06a meat shield, yeah. Yeah, or like.
- 2:47:11That PPP there, right? OK, well, I did you see?
- 2:47:17Hey, we solved the Mama JF the. Fuck out of a room out of the
- 2:47:20room though. We solved the Mama JF case.
- 2:47:23And did you see this? Have you heard about this?
- 2:47:25See JF heard from some people. That.
- 2:47:31Told the cops that they saw Mama JF.
- 2:47:37At a. Monastery so that so the case is
- 2:47:42closed. You know that you know, I was
- 2:47:45like a thinking that that would be like that would be a great
- 2:47:47premise for one about Andrew Nelson's James McGuire books is
- 2:47:53James McGuire has to solve the Mama JF case.
- 2:47:59I feel. Like a book about AJF like
- 2:48:02character who murders his wife and is a streamer and tries to
- 2:48:06continue on with his normal life with everybody knowing he's a
- 2:48:10murderer is probably a really good thriller novel premise to
- 2:48:14be honest with you, yeah. Yeah, no, no, right.
- 2:48:17No, like I'm I'm unironical. I I'm serious.
- 2:48:20That does sound like would actually be like it.
- 2:48:23It almost, it almost sounds like a not a thriller novel, right?
- 2:48:28Yeah, it's like a modern misery in a way.
- 2:48:32I mean, seriously. It's it's wild too because
- 2:48:38there's like video of him in like hazmat cleaning gear
- 2:48:41cleaning up. Like yes I am just cleaning up
- 2:48:44since she left everything is fine.
- 2:48:48He. Went to I just dropped her off
- 2:48:50on the side of the road that she.
- 2:48:52I heard she's at the monastery. Case closed.
- 2:48:55Did the cops like not check him out at all?
- 2:48:58Because they have. To have a file on his ass just
- 2:49:02of the things he says they know about his dumpster.
- 2:49:07Everybody knows about his dumpster truck.
- 2:49:10Yeah, well, maybe he, maybe he, maybe he is one of the protected
- 2:49:14feds, which. Is worse because he's a leaf.
- 2:49:19Fed has the worst kind. They're.
- 2:49:23Not even a real country. Imagine being a Fed for not even
- 2:49:26a real country, Sam. Yeah.
- 2:49:28So he's not, he's not even our fed.
- 2:49:30He's one of the fake feds, yeah. A Canadian fed that's like a,
- 2:49:37you know, like it's like an off brand.
- 2:49:41Yeah, I mean never. Done any real cases?
- 2:49:44Because it's Canada, you know, there's like 5 people there.
- 2:49:47And they're. And they're all related and they
- 2:49:49all fuck each other. Hi, Canada fans.
- 2:49:58See, see, we see we do have, we actually do have some Canadian
- 2:50:03fans. So what the thing it is is
- 2:50:04they're like they're. Too busy fucking each other and
- 2:50:08related to be upset by that. No, no, they're like, they're
- 2:50:13like, damn it, that Max guy is an asshole, but he's right.
- 2:50:21What? That there's there's only a few
- 2:50:22of them and they're all in sexually related to each other
- 2:50:25well. No that that Canada does a fake
- 2:50:28country. Oh.
- 2:50:29Yeah, that's true. So is the other.
- 2:50:32Part though you. Know, I love how I love how
- 2:50:36Trump is just like I love how Trump was just like, yeah,
- 2:50:41they're going to be our 51st state.
- 2:50:43And then the the car the car. It'll be great.
- 2:50:49Deal. The carny guy is like, I'm going
- 2:50:54to stand up to Donald Trump. And then at the meeting, he's
- 2:50:58just like, so Mr. President, I, I think you're very strong
- 2:51:02leader and, you know, like Slurp.
- 2:51:09That's what he said. He said slurp.
- 2:51:13Yeah. But.
- 2:51:15I actually got to wrap this up. I got to make some food.
- 2:51:19I was planning to do that and then I realized it's been 3
- 2:51:23hours. Yeah, it it has been three you.
- 2:51:28Have yourself a lot of fun. I'm going to head out crunching
- 2:51:34over coffee tomorrow. Whitfield Report without
- 2:51:37Whitfield Wednesday, probably I'll do something for Thursday,
- 2:51:42Friday, Bits and Bones, Saturday sandwich makers, and we'll see
- 2:51:48you all then. And I have to use the restroom,
- 2:51:51so it seems like a good time for me.
- 2:51:55To all righty. Well, without further ado then
- 2:51:57folks, I'll wrap this up. Thanks to everyone who tuned
- 2:52:01into this impromptu episode of the show.
- 2:52:06I will see. I will see all of you find folks
- 2:52:10in another week and until then, take care.
- 2:52:14God bless God's of the Three Nation, God Freedom Magazine, in
- 2:52:18that order and all that jazz. I'll see you next week folks, so
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