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Set 1: What’s Neal Boortz’s Dog Doing Here? · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz and Hawkman. I mean, live from Napa Valley, California,
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  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz.
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  Speaker 2: You are traveling the world, my friend, getting that vacation
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  Speaker 2: time in.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you are a cagey vet.
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  Speaker 2: Because you know you have to take vacation time right
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  Speaker 2: now because you're not getting a day off for the
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  Speaker 2: next six months.
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  Speaker 3: How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I did not work at all from Park City, Utah,
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  Speaker 1: but I have done the show yesterday, and I'll be
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  Speaker 1: doing it today from Napa Valley because UM and Stanford
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  Speaker 1: play on Friday night, and I didn't think it would
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  Speaker 1: be fair on the– this is my radio show I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I didn't think it would be fair on
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  Speaker 1: the flagship radio station for Hurricanes football to take a
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  Speaker 1: couple days off when college football is kicking off.
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  Speaker 2: So this is interesting because I did our show out
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  Speaker 2: in L.A. once, and it was magical because we're on
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  Speaker 2: 3 to 5 every afternoon. But when you're on West
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  Speaker 2: Coast time, that 3 to 5 becomes 12 to 2.
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  Speaker 2: And I got to tell you, 12 to 2 felt nice,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm wondering how 11 to 3 felt.
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I am so into this schedule that I can't like,
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  Speaker 1: I got off the air at three o'clock yesterday instead
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  Speaker 1: of six o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I felt like I had gained a week. Like
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm not moving to California, but although they do
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  Speaker 1: have the lottery, Utah doesn't, I was jonesing for 10
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  Speaker 1: days for a fucking lottery ticket. Right. Um, But I
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  Speaker 1: do think.
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  Speaker 3: Is that the first thing you did upon getting to California?
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  Speaker 1: First thing I did. In fact, my wife and I,
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  Speaker 1: we almost took a drive to Idaho because I was
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  Speaker 1: asking one of the convenience stores in Salt Lake City
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  Speaker 1: or in Park City. I'm like, where can I get
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  Speaker 1: a lottery ticket? And they said, Idaho. And I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: how far? Yes. About an hour and a half. I
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  Speaker 1: got in the car. I looked at Lori and I said,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think about a quick hour and a
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  Speaker 1: half hop to Idaho?
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  Speaker 3: I've made longer drives for cannabis. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, first thing, no joke, within the first two
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  Speaker 1: hours of arriving in California, I had stopped at a
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  Speaker 1: convenience store and I got lottery tickets. I have an issue.
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  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't move out here, but I am giving
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  Speaker 1: serious thought next summer to spending the entire summer in
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  Speaker 1: Park City, Utah. That's how much I liked it. And
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  Speaker 1: I said to Lori, like, the only issue I'll have
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  Speaker 1: to overcome is... lottery tickets.
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  Speaker 3: And 10 days is one thing. Two months is another.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, is that really an issue that we
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  Speaker 1: need to overcome? Isn't that a good thing that you
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  Speaker 1: can't buy lottery tickets for two months?
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  Speaker 3: Does she not know her husband?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no, not well enough. All right. Let me,
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  Speaker 1: let me read some direct messages that I've received on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram from the previous with Stugatz and Hockman listeners. podcast
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  Speaker 1: and you can always dm me it's radio mark hockman
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  Speaker 1: on instagram um somebody joseph dms me he says hock
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  Speaker 1: i gotta tell you during the zz top discussion yesterday
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  Speaker 1: and i don't remember if that was on this show
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  Speaker 1: or if it was on my radio show but the
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  Speaker 1: drummer for zz top frank beard had passed away frank
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  Speaker 1: beard the only member of zz top who didn't have
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  Speaker 1: the beard isn't.
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  Speaker 3: That interesting interesting and his name is frank beard Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Frank Beard. Interesting tidbit. But he passed
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  Speaker 1: away a couple of weeks ago. And the guy DMs me,
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  Speaker 1: he says, a request for the podcast, Kevin Arnovitz. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't find it, but we had remixed. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even remember who Kevin Arnovitz was. Did he give us
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  Speaker 1: the stock market report every day on the Levitard show?
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  Speaker 3: No, that was Kenny Arnold.
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  Speaker 1: Who was Kevin Arnovitz?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Kevin Arnovitz is like one of those basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I say this respectfully, but I think he's one
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  Speaker 2: of those basketball nerds, you know?
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  Speaker 1: You're right. He was like a Tom Habistro before Habistro. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Is it possible to say that respectfully, calling someone a
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  Speaker 2: basketball nerd?
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  Speaker 4: No. No.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But we, for whatever reason we had remixed, I can't
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  Speaker 1: find it to ZZ tops. She's got legs. He's Kevin Arnovitz.
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  Speaker 1: And we used to play it when he would come
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  Speaker 1: on the air. Couldn't find it. But the second part
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  Speaker 1: of this DM is I would also like to request
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  Speaker 1: for the podcast. The time Dan was on a TV
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  Speaker 1: panel and all he says is black, black, black, black, black.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. And I appreciate the podcast. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: what that guy's referring to?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it was, it may have been the sports reporters.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what Dan was saying. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what Dan was talking about. I know we edited it,
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  Speaker 2: but I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So I made it.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing he said, right.
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  Speaker 1: I made a super cut of it. He was on
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  Speaker 1: Sean Hannity's show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: On Fox news.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And back then it was called Hannity and Combs. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Hannity was the conservative. Alan Combs was the liberal. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Hannity and Combs. We're doing a show about Michael
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  Speaker 1: Vick going to jail for the dog fighting.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And Dan agreed to go on with Hannity because he
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  Speaker 1: had written a column for the Miami Herald about it.
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  Speaker 1: And if you remember what happened was Dan ended up
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  Speaker 1: in a TV studio that didn't have a monitor. So
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't see Hannity or any of the other guests.
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  Speaker 1: And Dan took a flyer that none of the panelists
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  Speaker 1: were black. that no one discussing Michael Vick and the
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  Speaker 1: culture of dog fighting, the way Mike Vick was presenting it,
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  Speaker 1: that no one understood the culture that Mike Vick was
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  Speaker 1: talking about because none on the panel were black. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Dan didn't know if anyone on the panel was black
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  Speaker 1: or not, but he was taking an educated guess, knowing
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  Speaker 1: Hannity's track record.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: He had no idea that former Bears quarterback Jim Miller
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  Speaker 2: was also on the panel.
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  Speaker 1: How do you remember that?
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  Speaker 3: That's an amazing goal. And there was an Atlanta radio
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  Speaker 3: host who brought his dog. Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: The guy brought his dog, like a fluffy little dog,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to show Hannity. Like, I cannot believe that
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  Speaker 1: you remember that. Jim fucking Miller. How on earth, with
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  Speaker 1: all the stuff you don't remember– How do you remember
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  Speaker 1: that Jim Miller was on a Hannity panel with Dan
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  Speaker 1: in like 2007? There are just some things you don't forget, Huck.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, at a panel with Levitard, Jim Miller, an
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  Speaker 2: Atlanta radio host, and his dog.
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  Speaker 3: That's something I'll never forget.
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  Speaker 1: That is an amazing pull by you. So anyway, the
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  Speaker 1: direct message, here it is, the request. This is not...
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly how Dan's entire segment went, but it's pretty close.
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  Speaker 1: I chopped it up to him just saying black. Are
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  Speaker 1: there black people? Where's the black people? He never, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think, got invited back to a Hannity show ever again.
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  Speaker 1: He made his point very well.
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  Speaker 2: It was essentially a montage of Dan just saying the
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  Speaker 2: word black.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much. Yeah, here it is. This is the supercut
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 5: And welcome to Hannity and Combs. Thank you for being
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  Speaker 5: with us. I'm Sean Hannity. We get right to our
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  Speaker 5: top story tonight.
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  Speaker 6: And joining us now is syndicated radio talk show host,
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  Speaker 6: our friend, Neil Bortz, former NFL quarterback, serious radio host,
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  Speaker 6: Jim Miller, and syndicated radio show host, Dan Lovett-Tardis with us. Dan,
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  Speaker 6: I've read your column on this. How many people on
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  Speaker 6: this set are black? How many people on this set
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  Speaker 6: are black? I can't see anybody.
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  Speaker 3: What does it have to do with Michael Vick?
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  Speaker 5: It seems like Dan wants to make this. Let me
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  Speaker 5: get the other guests in. It seems like Dan wants
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  Speaker 5: to make this about race.
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  Speaker 3: How many black people on this panel?
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  Speaker 1: How many people on this set are black?
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  Speaker 5: It seems like Dan wants to make this. Let me
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  Speaker 5: get the other guest in. It seems like Dan wants
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  Speaker 5: to make this. How many people on this panel?
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  Speaker 4: How many people on this set are black? How many
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  Speaker 4: people on this set are black?
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  Speaker 3: Black. Black.
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  Speaker 1: Black people. The black community.
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  Speaker 5: Black.
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  Speaker 3: Black icons.
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  Speaker 1: Black people. The black community. Black people.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have any black people on here talking about it.
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  Speaker 7: Black icons.
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  Speaker 3: Black. Black.
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  Speaker 1: Black people. The black community.
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  Speaker 2: Black.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up, fellow Democrats.
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  Speaker 3: I crushed it.
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  Speaker 2: In fairness to Dan, it was the whitest panel in
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  Speaker 2: the history of panels.
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  Speaker 1: Dan could not have been more correct. Could not have
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  Speaker 1: been more correct. That is, I'm so glad that that
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  Speaker 1: listener requested that. That is just gold. I listened to
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  Speaker 1: almost the entire segment, the Hannity and Combs segment this morning,
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  Speaker 1: because I have the entire segment. And man, it is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: just painful hannity did not get exactly what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get from dan and i do remember it was
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  Speaker 1: either the next night or the night after hannity was
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  Speaker 1: still talking about it and the entire panel was black
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  Speaker 1: he was.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about damn with a black panel yes that is great.
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  Speaker 3: So um.
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  Speaker 1: Another direct message from Jay. Love the pod with Stu Gotts.
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  Speaker 1: I arrived at the Levitard show on ESPN radio after
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  Speaker 1: you left, Hawk. So I'm loving the history and the
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  Speaker 1: origin story of you, producer extraordinaire. Thank you for your time.
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  Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Appreciate you listening and appreciate the the message. Somebody, Dan,
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  Speaker 1: DMs me loving these with Stugatz and Hawk pods. I'm
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: living in Dubai and these have brought so much joy
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: despite everything going on in the region. Listening to the
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  Speaker 1: last episode. and Tony Dungy was in one of the
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  Speaker 1: big opens. Can Stugatz go into the origin of his
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: fake Tony Dungy Twitter account and any fallout? I don't
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  Speaker 1: even recall that. Did you have a fake Tony Dungy account?
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  Speaker 2: There was, and it was everything that fake, that Tony,
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  Speaker 2: the real Tony Dungy isn't.
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  Speaker 3: He was cursing. He was in hot tubs. He was partying.
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  Speaker 1: He was raging.
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  Speaker 2: I think we have since canceled that account. We have
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  Speaker 2: deleted that account. But it was your account?
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  Speaker 1: You were updating it?
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  Speaker 3: I had so many different accounts at that time. I
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  Speaker 3: have no idea. I mean, someone was controlling it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even recall that. That's funny. Did Tony Dungy
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  Speaker 1: get mad about it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Tony Dungy was even aware that it existed,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: But it was like, Hawk, every other word was a
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  Speaker 3: curse word. You know, Tony Dungy is religious. He doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like to curse. And I was like, Hey, enough. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care how religious you are.
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  Speaker 1: You can curse.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Everyone has their demons. And so I created
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  Speaker 3: the fake Tony Dungy.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Somebody DMs me great podcast about the sports comic night.
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  Speaker 1: That one has set viewership records on YouTube. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: imagining the audio downloads were fantastic, but that was our
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: previous episode about Mark Hockman sports comic.
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  Speaker 3: Guy says, Hey, I was just saying, oh, what an episode.
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  Speaker 1: Guy says, great podcast about the sports comic. So frustrating
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  Speaker 1: how it all turned out. One thing I think we'd
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  Speaker 1: all love to know is that if Dan has ever
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: said anything to you guys or others indirectly about how
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  Speaker 1: he feels about this new podcast that you guys do.
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  Speaker 1: I can only imagine he's not thrilled with it. He's
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: never said anything to me. I don't think he really cares.
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  Speaker 1: I actually think he probably enjoys the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: and I are doing a pod together and reliving some
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: of the old show moments. I say that as I
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: probably get a cease and desist three weeks from now
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: because he hates it. But no, he hasn't said anything
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  Speaker 1: to me. I would imagine that he I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he listens to it, but I would imagine that he's
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  Speaker 1: happy that we're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I have spoken to him. He has told me that
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  Speaker 2: he's happy now. I don't know, but he has told
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  Speaker 2: me that he's happy that we are indeed doing it.
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  Speaker 3: And so but again, I have no idea. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: with you.
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  Speaker 2: I highly, highly question whether he's ever listened to a
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  Speaker 2: single word.
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  Speaker 3: Of this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But we are to me, this is what the oral
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  Speaker 2: history should have been. It should have been us taking
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  Speaker 2: you through special moments of the show, taking you through
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  Speaker 2: time and what we were thinking during those times.
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  Speaker 1: Just having fun, reliving some of the best times of
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  Speaker 1: our lives and the listeners' lives. It's just fun.
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  Speaker 3: I think back to Neil Bortz, and I just laugh.
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  Speaker 3: It makes me smile.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe. You nailed the Hannity panel from 20
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  Speaker 1: years ago.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's wrong with me.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you remember Jim Miller, but also an
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta radio host who happened to be Neil Bortz.
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  Speaker 2: If you were surprised by that, you'll be even more
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  Speaker 2: surprised by this. We found the ZZ Top Sound for you.
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  Speaker 3: Play it!
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  Speaker 1: Stop it! He's Kevin Arnovitz. Yeah. Oh, my God. That
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  Speaker 1: is fucking great. I didn't realize it was me singing it.
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  Speaker 2: You forgot you sang it? I remembered a panel from
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  Speaker 2: Hannity and Cubs. You forgot you sang a song?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy play it one more time this is our this
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  Speaker 1: is the with stugatz and hockman tribute to the late
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  Speaker 1: frank beard drummer for zz top.
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  Speaker 3: He's giving all of it that's.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing Yeah, you're right. He was a basketball writer. How
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  Speaker 1: are you remembering everything today? And I'm not remembering anything.
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  Speaker 3: You're out in the West Coast. It happens.
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  Speaker 1: That is true. I was in Park City last week.
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  Speaker 1: We went to see Rick Springfield in concert. He's 77.
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  Speaker 1: He is ripped. When I say shredded, I mean shredded.
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  Speaker 1: And he sang. legs as a tribute to, uh, ZZ
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  Speaker 1: Top and Frank Beard. I actually thought it was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: Was the concert good? You enjoyed it?
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He is like, he's just a, I don't give a
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  Speaker 1: fuck motherfucker. 77 year old. I didn't know he was
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  Speaker 1: Australian till the concert. And he, I mean, he put
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  Speaker 1: on a great show and it was on the slopes
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  Speaker 1: in park city. It was like a great venue. There
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: was the lunar eclipse going on that night. It was like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: it was really cool. Um, Here's another. Did he give
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  Speaker 1: you Jesse's girl? Closed with Jesse's girl with his shirt off.
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  Speaker 1: And it is. You can't believe what you're looking at.
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  Speaker 1: The guy is 77. Like, you can't. I'll show you
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  Speaker 1: here on the. If you're watching YouTube, you can see
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  Speaker 1: this was my video of it. He is 77.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be surprised if he ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. I'd be surprised if Springfield ever sang Jesse's girl.
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  Speaker 3: With a shirt on. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if I was 77 and looked that good,
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  Speaker 1: on an airplane, I wouldn't put my shirt on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: So, guy DMs me, and he says... Behind it, I
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  Speaker 1: went to my Rick Springfield file there. It says, Ha,
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  Speaker 1: can you dig up any of the segments with you
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: guys and Dan asking sports questions to Lebo, his late brother?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows David Levitard passed away, unfortunately. But we used
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  Speaker 1: to have him on to answer sports questions because he
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: didn't know anything about sports. But he says one in
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  Speaker 1: particular was a get-together at Shula's. And it was a
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  Speaker 1: hysterical moment about him blowing up the bathroom. Yes. This
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  Speaker 1: was not where we brought Lebo on to ask questions
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  Speaker 1: about sports. You guys just happened to do once a
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  Speaker 1: week at Shula's, Shula's Steak 2, right?
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  Speaker 3: It was Shula's Steak 2.
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  Speaker 2: Now, this is where I think this is like a
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  Speaker 2: big deal. Like getting the Shula's Steak 2 account. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Dan hated it because we had to do a live
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  Speaker 2: show from Shula's Steak 2 in a radio booth. that
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  Speaker 2: was once occupied by Jim Mandich and Dave Gergely.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you stole this from them, right? As the general
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  Speaker 1: manager of the station. We sold the account from them, yes.
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  Speaker 1: UAM had done broadcasts at Shula Steak, too, forever, and
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  Speaker 1: you went in there and threw a lot of hard work,
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  Speaker 1: got it for $ 7. 90 the ticket, and you and Dan.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a staple of WQAM, one of their
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: staple accounts. They had the studio there. They would do
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: shows from there all the time.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: They would do.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: appearances there all the time we got the account away
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: from QAM and Dan and I had to do a
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: live show in order to get that that account away
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: we had to do a show live and Lebo did
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: show up for one of those shows and Lebo went
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: and used the bathroom at Shula State too and I
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: had the unfortunate uh Pleasure, I guess, or displeasure.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Of walking in afterwards, right?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Of walking in.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: About five to six minutes after, and Dan came right
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: after me, and Lebo.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: There was no one else in the joint. So it
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: just had to be Lebo. That was it. And he
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: finally acknowledged that it was him.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Well, this was the following day, you and Dan talking
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: about that incident.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I wonder if that bathroom's safe now. The one in Shula's? Yeah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: a mere 24 hours later.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Shula's melted yesterday. Shula himself is bankrupt now.
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: He's got, like, there are arsonists around.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Shula stumbled out, like, all disheveled. Melted.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: All disheveled.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: I'm thinking Shula's, Don Shula himself is in the parking lot,
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: all disheveled.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like, you remember that? Do you remember?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Do you remember that photo in the Herald of the
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: guy after Hurricane Andrew?
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: He's like sneaked even by his home.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Don Shula's in the parking lot.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Just waltz around.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: He said there are firefighters all around him. What happened
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to my empire?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: My empire. He's got like 20 more. Your brother didn't
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: burn them all down.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: He's like standing there. Quotes in the paper.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: The paper tomorrow is going to say Miami Harris.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: There's going to be a picture of Shul and the
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: caption is going to be, and I thought what Wanstead
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: did to my team.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: He said, let's take some calls.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Clevatar's brother melts Shula's steak too.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: 1-888.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: He lapsed into the crutch. I'm giving out the phone number.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: It is such an amazing snapshot in time. Because first
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: of all, one of the reasons that I think everyone
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: loves these pods is that you get back to this
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: time where we just laughed for three hours a day,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: four hours a day on the show. And it was
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: such a rarity. In sports radio, because Mandich wasn't laughing
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: all show long. Hank wasn't laughing all show long like
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Ed Kaplan wasn't laughing all show. long. And people who
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: found our show in 2004, 2005, 2006, they were marveling
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: that it was just three guys, four guys just cutting
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: up and laughing. But it's such a great snapshot there.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: that Dan went to the radio crutch of let's take
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: phone calls, which is bizarre, right? Because he hated taking
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: phone calls, although we really liked it during that time.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But like the notion of laughing so hard that you
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: can't breathe and then just say, let's take some calls.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: 1-800.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Do you remember what our phone number was?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, you remember Neil Bortz?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Was it something 0790? I don't know. I honestly don't know.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: It was definitely 0790.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: It had ESPN in it the first few months, right?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: It was like 1-800-something ESPN.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were an ESPN affiliate. I'll try to
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: remember the number. I only remember panels from 20 years
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: ago on Hannity and Combs.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how blown away I am by that.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Because if you had asked me, the only reason that
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I knew who was on the panel is because I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: had listened to it this morning, getting the sound ready
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: for the podcast. There's not a chance in hell. Maybe
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I would have come up with Jim Miller because he
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: played for the Bears.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Neil Bortz?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: How on earth?
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: And the dog! How on earth did you remember that?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I'm looking up the phone number right now. I have
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: no idea.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, can you play the Hannity clip one more time, Ricardo? Because...
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear it again before the podcast
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: is over. Did you find the numbers through that?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, before you play it, 786-360-0790. 786-360-0790.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: That was the number. Yes. Hawk, you're right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: The other three guys.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You mentioned, Hank Mandich and Ed Kaplan, those guys were
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: doing solo shows. So the idea that a group of
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: friends would get together every afternoon and And maybe talk sports,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: but also maybe not. And just laugh and enjoy each
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: other's company. was foreign to a lot of people. And
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: it took a minute for them.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: It really was. And it wasn't just foreign in the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Miami market. No one was doing that.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: In general, yes.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: No one in sports radio was doing that, right? There
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: were wacky morning zoos that were doing it on music radio. Right.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: But no one was doing what we were doing in
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: sports radio. Jim Rome, super serious, right? He was the
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: serious broadcaster while he had like a tinge of... dark
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: comedy sometimes still does, but no one was doing what
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: you and Dan were doing, which was just chopping it
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: up and laughing uproariously.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: In fact, they would tell you to do the exact
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: opposite of what it is we were doing. Producers shouldn't
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: speak that much. We shouldn't be laughing that much. Dan
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: should be saying.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Most of the words. I mean, all of it, you know,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: the rules of radio, we broke them all. And I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: glad we did.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's funny, like even the, The Hannity stuff, like,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: people would do stuff on television shows or outside the
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: radio program, and they wouldn't repurpose it the next day
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: for a bit.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: No.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: But I remember watching that Hannity moment on television. Like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: probably the only time I ever watched Fox News. And
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I'm watching that Hannity moment that night, and I'm like, oh,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: my God. I mean, we have to revisit this on
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: tomorrow's show because it's comical. Like, it's comical. Here it
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: is one more time, the supercut of Hannity. Dan, Jim Miller,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Neil Bortz.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: His dog.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Neil Bortz's dog. And Hannity and Combs.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: And welcome to Hannity and Combs. Thank you for being
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: with us. I'm Sean Hannity. We get right to our
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: top story tonight. And joining us now is syndicated radio
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: talk show host, our friend, Neil Bortz, former NFL quarterback,
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: Sirius radio host, Jim Miller, and syndicated radio show host,
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Dan Labattard is with us.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Dan, I've read your column on this.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: How many people on this set are black? How many
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: people on this set are black? I can't see anybody.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: What does it have to do with Michael Vick? It
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: seems like Dan wants to make this. Let me get
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: the other guest in.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: It seems like Dan wants.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: To make this about race.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: How many people on this panel, how many people on
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: this set are black?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: It seems like Dan wants to make this.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Let me get the other guest in. It seems like
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Dan wants to make this.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: How many people on this panel, how many people on
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: this set are black? How many people on this set
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: are black?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Black.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Black.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Black people. The black community. Black.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Black icons.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Black people. The black community. Black people.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: You don't have any black people on here talking about it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Black icons.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Black. Black.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Black people. The black community. Black.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Coming up, fellow Democrats.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Some of them.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I think happened, too, is I don't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: think I told you or Dan that I had created
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: this supercut. I think what I told you guys before
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the show was, hey, at some point, go back to
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Dan being on Hannity last night. And I've got a
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: couple of audio clips of what it was, because that's
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the kind of stuff that I like to catch you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: guys off guard with. So I would say so then
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Dan would end up calling for it. All right, here's
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: a clip of me on Hannity. Hannity last night. And
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: then I unveiled that on you guys. And it was
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: just black, black, black, black, black. And that would create
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: some of the laughter.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Taylor had a line, he's not involved in this episode
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: because he's bored by us, and I wanted him just
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to blurt it out because I thought it'd be funny
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: to hear his random voice.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: In the middle of the segment.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: My favorite part of that, listening back to it, it
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: seems like Dan wants to make this about race.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Which really could be the way that you could introduce
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Dan on any moment at any show, anything that he does,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you could use that line to introduce him. Yeah, Taylor,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Taylor backed out of this podcast. He hates it with
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the passion of a thousand sons.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: I'm the one who found ZZ Top.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Why did you drop the line that you were putting
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: in my headset?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Give him the line, Taylor.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: What I said was what Michael Vick did with dogs
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: was bad, but now imagine he was black.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: His helmet being removed, the first thing that happens there is, hey,
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: human being in there. Now you hit him over the
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: head with a helmet. Of course it's wrong. But I
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: ask you to consider this because I didn't say anything.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: About white, black, or race.
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: But let it be a black guy doing it to
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: a white guy and have the white guy not have
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: his helmet on and see if the language doesn't get
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: escalated to a really.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Uncomfortable, loud place.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not the brightest star in the sky, but wasn't
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: it a black guy doing it to a white guy?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: A staple.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Taylor came in like a sniper.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: That's why I wanted him to do it. Yes.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Nice to hear his voice. Anyway, if there's something you
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: want to hear on the podcast, I'll be back in
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: South Florida this week, and then we'll be back to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a more regular podcast. But if there's something you want
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: to hear on the podcast, like Kevin Arnovitz or Sean
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Hannity or the Shula bathroom story, feel free to DM me.
• 27:04
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• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Somebody DM me. I'll ask you this. Hock, I love
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the honest and candid episode talking about the comedy night.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: For many of us longtime fans, it was painful to
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: hear what a pompous ass Dan was. And that wasn't
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: why we played it. It was just the anniversary of
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a sports comic. You can make your own judgments if
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you want. He said, I would love to try and
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: find out what happened between him and Stu Gatz. Also
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: curious if Stu Gatz regrets not taking the WFAN program
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: director job. If I remember, he was very close a
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago. Keep up the good work. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: love the podcast. You were. I mean, essentially, from what
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I understand, the WFAN program director's job was yours if
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you wanted it, and you passed it up to continue
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: on with Dan's show. Do you regret that?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I'd be hosting overnights by now.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I'd be doing middays with Carton.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It's a dream job, no question. I don't regret it, Hawk,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: because I like being on the air. I love what
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: it is that we're doing. I love what you and
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I are doing. Um, and I didn't have final say
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: on certain things and that was bothersome to me. Like
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I felt like after 20 plus years of doing this,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I don't need to go to someone else to determine
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: whether or not we're going to rehire Craig Carton for
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: the 14th time, you know? And so that part of
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: it frustrated me. The money is not the same in
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: radio as it once was, especially for.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: A position like that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Um, that's a job I would have taken 15 years
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: ago with my eyes closed.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: But no, I have no regrets. It's just radio has changed.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's shifted and not having final say in certain programming
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: decisions defeats the purpose of being the program director.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: You know, if you want to DM a request, it's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Radio Mark Hockman on Instagram. The T-shirt store has brand
• 29:05
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• 29:08
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• 29:19
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• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Can we create a shirt that has the images of
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: the entire panel for Hangover?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: And Combs? That would be great.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: How about a shirt that says, I stand with Neil
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Bortz's dog.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Dan seems to want to make this about race.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Stu Gantz has to do three athlete nicknames to end
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: each podcast. Since I was out in Utah, I'll start
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: with Carl Malone.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: The mailman.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Of course. Now I've got to find two others. From Utah? Man,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: what else? Are there any other famous athletes from Utah?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: John Stockton, I guess.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not certain Stockton had a nickname.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. John Stockton, Andre Karolinko, AK 47. Oh,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: that's a good one.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: That's a good one for a while.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Anybody else go ahead. Name a, a Utah. Hmm.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, Kyle Whittingham, the Utah coach, witty.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Is it witty? I'll give it to you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, anyone named Whittingham, his name should be witty, right?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: John Stockton's most common nickname was stock.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: That's terrible. Donovan Mitchell, Spider.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: How about that? That's a good one. That's a good one.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I'll give you that. You nailed Stock. Who called him Stock? Nobody. John.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: It's the same syllables as his first name. John.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Nobody called him that, but it would have been me
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: who came up with it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I was driving in Park City and there's Carl Malone Ford.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: He's got a car dealership out there.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you if you dominated a market for that long?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, John Elway has a thousand car dealerships in Denver.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Nick Saban has a whole bunch in Alabama.
• 31:33
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• 31:50
  Speaker 1: we'll talk to you next time.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: See you, Hock. Enjoy the rest of your trip, man.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: He's Kevin Arnovitz.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gatz and Hawkman.