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Guess where I am · STEVE 8

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SPEAKER_00: I don't think we have a very good connection, Steve.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You're cutting out.
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SPEAKER_00: What are you at?
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SPEAKER_00: The movie theater?
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SPEAKER_01: Am I cut?
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SPEAKER_01: Can you you not hear it?
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SPEAKER_01: You're not here on the well, you cut out.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, we had a technical difficulty.
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SPEAKER_00: You called me, you said, guess where I'm at, and then you cut out, and it said mobile said there was some technical difficulty, mobile network not available or something.
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SPEAKER_00: So I I imagine you're inside.
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SPEAKER_00: And then I thought maybe he's at a movie theater trying to call me.
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_00: No, Disneyland.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Like you're not in a place like me.
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SPEAKER_00: You might be inside a Home A Depot or something.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, let's play, let's play 20 questions, and and you you can ask 20 questions, and at the end of the 20 questions you should know.
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SPEAKER_01: I I I think that's how you play it.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you inside or outside?
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SPEAKER_01: I think I'll I think I think I only get to say yes or no.
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SPEAKER_00: Really?
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SPEAKER_01: I think that's that's how 20 questions.
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SPEAKER_00: You don't even know how the game goes?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, let's just make our own.
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SPEAKER_00: Are okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you inside?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you in California?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you in a public place?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you in a um uh a restaurant?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: How many questions was that?
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SPEAKER_00: That's four.
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SPEAKER_00: I think this game is kind of boring.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not good at this.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, just use it.
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SPEAKER_00: So we're so uh outside in California somewhere.
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SPEAKER_00: Um you're at are you at the beach?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, there you go.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh there you go.
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SPEAKER_00: I made it.
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SPEAKER_00: I I love this game.
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SPEAKER_01: You did it in five.
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SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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SPEAKER_00: Love this game.
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SPEAKER_01: You can't hear it?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I can't hear it.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
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SPEAKER_00: You can hear it.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't hear it.
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SPEAKER_01: It's just like waves.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm not sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just waves.
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SPEAKER_00: Waves sound great, but you can't really hear them when you're talking on the phone, honestly.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, really.
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SPEAKER_01: That's too bad.
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SPEAKER_01: So, so what are your names?
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SPEAKER_01: We we got we got what, you know, like you've got some names.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, they're not great, but uh I got some ideas.
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SPEAKER_01: I only want great ones.
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SPEAKER_01: Why would you waste our viewers or listening half?
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SPEAKER_00: When you're when you're given names, you have to spitball a little bit, and you want to throw out every you want to kind of like if one name that's not great might give you a direction to another name that is great.
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SPEAKER_00: So that's why I'm giving you all the names that I have right now.
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SPEAKER_01: The correct idea might be on the other side of a dumb idea, right?
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SPEAKER_00: I have one last night I took off.
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SPEAKER_00: It was it was L and then the letter eight, and then G, R, and the letter eight.
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SPEAKER_00: And I was like, that's done late great.
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SPEAKER_00: Like that's dead, that means you're dead.
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SPEAKER_00: Late great, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was just trying to think of how to use the word letter eight, but like that could take you to another dimension.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, here's what I have laser beam, man time, mind thoughts, infinity.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that one?
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SPEAKER_01: Straight eight.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that one word?
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SPEAKER_01: Is that one name?
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SPEAKER_00: No, these are all different.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, your other podcast is a good one.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, laser beam.
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SPEAKER_00: Here's what I'm gonna do.
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SPEAKER_00: Laser beam, boop, man time, mind thoughts.
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SPEAKER_00: It's only gonna be one or two words, usually.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, your other your other podcast isn't one or two words.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like a but for this one, this one is short.
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SPEAKER_00: This whole podcast is short.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna get crazy with this one.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, keep going.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Infinity, straight eight, daily eight.
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SPEAKER_01: Straight eight.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, I like this one.
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SPEAKER_00: I like this one.
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SPEAKER_00: Bear cat.
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SPEAKER_01: Bear cat?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, isn't that a good one?
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SPEAKER_00: A bear cat.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, that's weird.
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SPEAKER_01: That was my high school mascot.
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SPEAKER_01: The bear cat?
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SPEAKER_01: We were the Bridgeport Bearcats, and we never knew what a bear cat was.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, I was driving up here, and it looked like an animal was dead on the side of the road, and it was it was I didn't, I've never seen that kind of animal, but it goes by pretty quick at 70 miles an hour.
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SPEAKER_00: And I was like, it was a little furry.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what kind of what was that?
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SPEAKER_00: Like a bear cat or something?
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SPEAKER_00: And then I call um Kata and I are and I leave a a voice uh message, and it's like, hey Kata, I was driving, and uh I saw this uh this bear cat ran out in the road, kind of like I don't know what it was, kind of like a bear cat, like bigger than a cat, smaller than a bear, and then uh the the the the the U-Haul tipped over and a bunch of stuff fell out, and then and so I tell this whole story, then it just gets wilder and wilder.
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SPEAKER_00: But I try to include good details to make it sound real.
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SPEAKER_00: And then I she she was a little stressed out.
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SPEAKER_00: She thought I really did, but I used the bear cat, and then I thought, bear cat, that sounds cool.
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SPEAKER_00: Like that's and I didn't know that that there was actually um I don't think there really I don't think there really is a bear cat.
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SPEAKER_00: Like there is a bear cat.
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SPEAKER_00: Silas looked it up today.
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SPEAKER_00: He said it's an Asian, it's an Asian, uh it's an Asian thing.
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SPEAKER_00: It smells like popcorn.
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SPEAKER_01: God, that's so funny.
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SPEAKER_01: We were, you know, I spent four years as a Bridgeport as a bear.
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SPEAKER_01: No, three years, three years.
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SPEAKER_00: See, with bear cat, you can have a really you can have a good, you probably get a good uh logo out of a bear cat.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's uh what does that have to do with eight minutes?
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SPEAKER_00: What it doesn't have anything, it's just we're trying to make it people want to hear it.
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SPEAKER_01: What are your other things?
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SPEAKER_00: All right, okay, I got a couple more.
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SPEAKER_00: Well quality, well quality mind mind app.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then my favorite.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you ready?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, succotash.
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SPEAKER_01: Succotash.
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SPEAKER_00: It's fun to say, it makes you want to listen to it.
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SPEAKER_01: It is fun to say.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know that it makes you want to do anything, but um it does.
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SPEAKER_00: If you have a good name like Bearcat or Succotash, which are the two best in that list, then people are like, Oh, I want it.
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SPEAKER_00: What's this?
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SPEAKER_00: Succotash, like let me listen.
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SPEAKER_00: And then when they listen, they're hooked.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_01: I would rather it be something meaningful, like like wealth all the time.
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SPEAKER_00: But you always always want it to be meaningful, you always need it to be meaningful.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm part of this too.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm you know, that's 5149 or whatever it is.
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SPEAKER_01: What are we, 5248?
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, the good news is for about a third of the game to this morning, I was beating my wife in Scrabble.
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SPEAKER_01: Never, ever, ever happened.
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SPEAKER_01: Ever.
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SPEAKER_00: I think you won when I was there, you won the game.
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SPEAKER_01: No, there's no way.
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SPEAKER_01: No way.
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SPEAKER_00: Didn't you?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't think.
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SPEAKER_00: She left though.
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SPEAKER_00: She left.
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unknown: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And then you won.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Right, because yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Hang on one sec.
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SPEAKER_01: Hang on.
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SPEAKER_00: Why are you out of the ocean?
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SPEAKER_00: You can't just say hang on.
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SPEAKER_01: I gotta I gotta put you on speaker now so I can look at the time.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh because you know, eight minutes.
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SPEAKER_01: It's all one minute left.
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SPEAKER_01: I like I like well quality.
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SPEAKER_01: Um I I still I still like something like eight minute, eight-minute chat, or you know, just eight.
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SPEAKER_00: Boring.
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SPEAKER_00: Quick eight.
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SPEAKER_00: Boring.
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SPEAKER_01: Boring.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, it's wait, and succotash is is not boring.
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SPEAKER_00: No, exciting.
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SPEAKER_00: No, people want to listen to that.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, oh, what's succotash?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that sounds interesting.
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SPEAKER_01: Man, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: We've got to brand it a little bit.
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SPEAKER_00: Daily eight or whatever, eight chat.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like, come on, man.
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SPEAKER_00: You guys are you guys are old dad, dad duds, you know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have to think on all this.
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SPEAKER_01: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: We gotta say, I'm thinking on ants.
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SPEAKER_00: That's all I can do is think about ants' consciousness.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: That's all I've been thinking about.
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SPEAKER_01: You gotta think about it.
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SPEAKER_00: So you're just sunny?
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SPEAKER_00: You're just sunning at the beach?
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SPEAKER_00: Are you swimming?
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SPEAKER_00: You're just sunning.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh man, I I can't even push.
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SPEAKER_01: We're we're over.
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SPEAKER_01: Now we're eight.