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Show #344 Sea Vomit on My Pee Helmet · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why, is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to episode 344 of BFYTW, because fuck you,
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  Speaker 2: that's why. Welcome to the podcast. It's a panel show-inspired podcast.
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  Speaker 2: We play silly games, we have a lot of fun,
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  Speaker 2: and we do it with these three awesome human beings,
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  Speaker 2: starting with... He's a gamer and a storyteller, and he
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  Speaker 2: used to be my youngest friend. Now he's just one
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  Speaker 2: of the coolest. It's Augie! 🎵 He's a gamer and
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  Speaker 2: a storyteller.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever he's awake, he's gonna get baked. It's Awky Doggy Zero.
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  Speaker 3: The pacing of the theme didn't match the pacing of
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  Speaker 3: the intro.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Not at all.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, it's pulled it completely down.
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  Speaker 3: God fucking damn it.
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  Speaker 2: I am throwing off my game.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Mexicana.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Always a pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: So this is going to be, it's almost a cop,
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  Speaker 2: it feels like a cop-out question. What have you been
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  Speaker 2: playing lately?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I've been playing two things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's your answer.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move on.
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  Speaker 3: Playing three things technically oh shit very quickly been going
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  Speaker 3: through the Final Fantasies still getting through Final Fantasy 1
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  Speaker 3: I've been doing it casually like late at night right
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  Speaker 3: before bed I've been playing Total War Warhammer 3 not
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  Speaker 3: in preparation of the new one coming out because I
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  Speaker 3: don't think I'm going to get it but mostly because
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  Speaker 3: I've had this one for so long I really want
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  Speaker 3: to learn it and I've had a couple breakthroughs with
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  Speaker 3: it so it's kind of been fun lately And then finally,
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  Speaker 3: I've been playing Monster Hunter Wilds, now that it actually
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  Speaker 3: works for AMD systems, with Stevie and Cyber.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And we're getting back into Monster Hunter again.
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  Speaker 2: Very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap, isn't that fun? Very cool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: And his opponent, he's a veteran and a podcaster. And
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  Speaker 2: as it turns out, a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: It's Stevie. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 2: What a weird asshole. And now we're back in the
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  Speaker 2: rhythm and energy we were before. What up, Stevie?
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  Speaker 1: Yo, what up, brother? How y'all doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good time.
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  Speaker 2: So what you been playing lately?
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  Speaker 1: I've been not playing Monster Hunter. He's lying. I don't
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  Speaker 1: play those games. No, I'm joking. We did play Monster
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  Speaker 1: Hunter a bit. I got it.
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  Speaker 2: At gunpoint.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. And then when.
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  Speaker 4: I can sneak away from that, which is very rare
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  Speaker 4: in here because I live with the man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know. I've been playing Call
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  Speaker 4: of Duty Warzone, but, but, but, but, hold the fuck up, hold.
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  Speaker 2: On, fuck on.
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  Speaker 1: I've been playing with Simothy Jimothy. Oh, okay. Yes. All right.
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  Speaker 1: And his... On the same team? On the same team.
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  Speaker 1: I try. It's hard to kill him.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard when there's no friendly fighters. I've got to
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  Speaker 4: get him to blow up near my Claymore and shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
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  Speaker 4: But I've had at least one, I think two matches now,
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  Speaker 4: with his podcast partner, Julie's husband.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, which I'm not saying his name because they don't
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  Speaker 1: say his name on their podcast, apparently.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair.
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  Speaker 1: So that guy.
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  Speaker 2: Very cool.
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  Speaker 1: And he's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 1: He's so much better than Timothy. In every way possible.
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  Speaker 2: He should podcast.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm joking, dude. I'm fucking joking. I'm joking, joking.
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  Speaker 1: He should not podcast. He can't carry a conversation. Again,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you. Dude, I'm joking. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: remember talking to you. I know you were there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember talking to you.
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  Speaker 2: That's even worse in a way.
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  Speaker 1: And we decorated for Halloween. Yeah. There's a ghost.
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  Speaker 2: I see.
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  Speaker 1: And jack-o'-lanterns.
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  Speaker 2: There's a cat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cat-o'-lanterns. Cat-o'-lanterns. Jack-o'-cantern? No.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's the two of them. Now it's time for me,
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  Speaker 2: your host, Pantsless Aaron. Augie, hit it.
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  Speaker 1: Pantsless Aaron! The host of BFYTW.
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  Speaker 4: Pantsless Aaron!
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  Speaker 1: He'll trick some stoners for a laugh or two.
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  Speaker 2: Pantsless Aaron! Yay!
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And as for me, I have been playing Ghost of Yotei,
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  Speaker 2: which I still really, really enjoy. But one that I
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  Speaker 2: got into last night and just really started digging into
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  Speaker 2: was Blueprints. This is a game that has been on
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  Speaker 2: my radar for a while, but I've never actually tried it.
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  Speaker 4: I had three things jump into my head. Like, blue
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  Speaker 4: actual paw prints, like blue's clues.
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  Speaker 1: I had, like.
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  Speaker 4: Blues Prince, or, like, this dude who does blues music in, like,
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  Speaker 4: the genre of Prince stuff, songs.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 1: Blueprints, because Blueprints.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, you're one for three.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I got it! Point!
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  Speaker 2: It's actually spelled, like, Prince, like, The Singer Prince. Blue Prince.
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  Speaker 3: That was not the one I was expecting to be correct. Right?
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't the one he got correct. The one he
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  Speaker 2: got correct was actually Blue Prince as in the actual
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  Speaker 2: blueprint of a place. So your uncle leaves you this
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  Speaker 2: giant manor house and you only get to keep it
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  Speaker 2: if you find the 46th room.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, so you, you walk in and the, the, the
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  Speaker 2: first room is always the same. It's a, it's a, uh,
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  Speaker 2: like a, uh, just a, just a foyer with three
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  Speaker 2: doors heading North, East and West. And you draft rooms
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  Speaker 2: to add on when you go through a door. Um,
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  Speaker 2: so you build this house as you walk through it. However,
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  Speaker 2: if you ever build in such a way that you
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  Speaker 2: can't continue, uh, Or if you run out of energy,
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  Speaker 2: you go to sleep for the day. You wake up
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  Speaker 2: in the morning and start all over again. The house
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  Speaker 2: now has a different layout. You make a new building.
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  Speaker 2: Room by room by room.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 2: So it's interesting because it's got kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: board game where you're drafting the rooms and putting them
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  Speaker 2: like tiles onto the board.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But there's also puzzles involved. You'll occasionally walk into a
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  Speaker 2: room that has a puzzle piece icon on it. And
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  Speaker 2: that tells you there's a puzzle in that room to
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  Speaker 2: be solved. And you usually get something, some kind of
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  Speaker 2: bonus for it. There are, like, gems that allow you
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  Speaker 2: to use more advanced rooms.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you must spend a gem to place this particular room.
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  Speaker 1: Like, upgraded room.
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  Speaker 2: And there are some doors that when you go into
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  Speaker 2: a room, some doors will be locked. You need keys
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  Speaker 2: to open those. But you can also pick up coins
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  Speaker 2: that you can use at various rooms to spend to
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  Speaker 2: buy keys, gems, and or food, which will keep your
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  Speaker 2: energy down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Now, what's interesting to me is that there's this whole
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  Speaker 2: outside area that I literally explored first before I even
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  Speaker 2: set foot in the room. And there's all sorts of
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  Speaker 2: stuff outside that makes me think there's a lot going
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  Speaker 2: on in this game that I just haven't even seen.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen just the barest tip of
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  Speaker 2: the iceberg.
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  Speaker 1: You're just staying inside your hallways in your room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you go to the edge of the property
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  Speaker 2: and you look over and there's a waterfall. There's a
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  Speaker 2: steep drop. So you're standing on this balcony. But if
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  Speaker 2: you look to the right past the waterfall, there is
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  Speaker 2: what appears to be a cliff. But in the cliffside,
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  Speaker 2: you can see there's an open area with several columns
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  Speaker 2: built into it. And I'm like, how the fuck do
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  Speaker 2: you get from there all the way over there? And
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  Speaker 2: then over by where your camp is, there's this big
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  Speaker 2: black imposing looking fucking door that shut. I'm like, where
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  Speaker 2: the fuck does that go?
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, it's like, oh, my God, there's all.
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  Speaker 2: Sorts of stuff just around that. I'm just like, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck? And there's tools and items you can pick
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  Speaker 2: up on the way that will give you bonuses that
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  Speaker 2: allow you to do additional things. For example, very early on,
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  Speaker 2: I picked up a shovel. So if I found any
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  Speaker 2: patches of dirt inside the house or in green tiled rooms,
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  Speaker 2: which typically have an open sky and have like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like an atrium.
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  Speaker 2: Like a courtyard. Yeah, an atrium, things like that. You
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  Speaker 2: can dig those up and possibly find more goodies. So
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot going on. And I literally only played
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  Speaker 2: it once, but I made it to 26 tiles. Now,
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  Speaker 2: the board is made up of... it's nine ranks of
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  Speaker 2: five tiles each.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So to fill the whole thing in is 45. So I,
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  Speaker 2: I suspect, and at the very top in the very
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  Speaker 2: center is a room called the antechamber. That looks to
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  Speaker 2: be the same every playthrough as well. So if you
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  Speaker 2: manage to build out the entire 45-room thing, I imagine
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  Speaker 2: you then get to do something in the antechamber that
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  Speaker 2: allows you to go through to the 46th room.
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  Speaker 1: Probably through that black door. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. That sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I had a great time. And what's interesting is, like,
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  Speaker 2: at that point, like... your energy has to still be
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  Speaker 2: high enough for you to get to that room if
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  Speaker 2: it is indeed the black door you have to cause
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  Speaker 2: every time you walk through another room you lose one
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  Speaker 2: energy and you start.
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  Speaker 1: With 50 oh shit so you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: But various things can increase like if you find a
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  Speaker 2: bedroom you can take a short nap in it to
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  Speaker 2: get your energy up if you find food you can
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  Speaker 2: eat it to add more energy and there's all sorts
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  Speaker 2: of things you can do it's a fascinating game and
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  Speaker 2: I barely just like touched the tip.
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  Speaker 1: Of it basically that's awesome but I had a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Fun what's interesting is like after you finish a run
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  Speaker 2: it like grades you. Like I found 26 rooms and
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  Speaker 2: I found a bunch of bedrooms. So it said the...
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  Speaker 2: What did it call it? Like, the... The mountain in
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  Speaker 2: the distance is called Mount Holly. So it called it
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  Speaker 2: the Mount Holly Inn.
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  Speaker 1: Because you were sleeping the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Because there were so many bedrooms.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Filled with bedrooms. It's a very interesting game. I dig
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  Speaker 2: it quite a bit. Definitely got to get into more
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  Speaker 2: of it. But in any event, that is going to
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  Speaker 2: be it for me. Let's get into some games, shall we?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah. I love games.
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  Speaker 2: Our first game is our traditional news game. And this
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  Speaker 2: time it's have I got good news for you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you guys three news stories. And
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  Speaker 2: all you have to do is tell me which one
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  Speaker 2: of these news stories is the best news. Whichever one
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  Speaker 2: I thought was the best news, if you get it right,
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  Speaker 2: you will win the game and earn money. One episode point.
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  Speaker 2: If neither of you get it, whoever picked the second
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  Speaker 2: best will win. And let's get to it, shall we?
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  Speaker 2: Our first news story. Air Force pilots year of migraines
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  Speaker 2: caused by helmet being too tight. So this just shows
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  Speaker 2: how important well-fitting gear is, even if you're not in
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  Speaker 2: an accident. As anyone who's suffered a migraine knows, it
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  Speaker 2: feels like somebody is squeezing your head. Um, conversely, actually
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  Speaker 2: having your head squeezed can trigger a migraine.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Um, an Indian fighter pilot recently found that out through
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  Speaker 2: ill-fitting equipment. This 29 year old guy had suffered from, uh,
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  Speaker 2: headaches for more than a year before, before seeking medical help.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds about right for the military.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't find much wrong with him. So, uh, by
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  Speaker 2: all tests, he should have been healthy as a horse,
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  Speaker 2: but they gave him migraine medication and made him fly
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  Speaker 2: on a restricted schedule. Hmm. And four months later, his
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  Speaker 2: headaches had disappeared completely. But another medical review revealed that
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  Speaker 2: the medicine hadn't done shit. And he made some kind
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  Speaker 2: of offhanded remark about how the symptoms started and ended
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  Speaker 2: when he got issued new gear. Made the doctors connect
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  Speaker 2: the dots. And instead of migraines, his headaches were caused
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  Speaker 2: by a too tightly fitting helmet.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: With his new roomier headgear, he returned to duty without problems.
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  Speaker 2: And as far as the doctors who treated him could
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  Speaker 2: find out, this is the first case in the world
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  Speaker 2: of a pilot's overly tight helmet almost ending his career.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. That would have sucked. That, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny because the helmet I had was too
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  Speaker 1: fucking big for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they were trying to avoid that exact thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is. I mean, to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: he's a pilot, though. He's also have a snug helmet.
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  Speaker 1: It's different.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's fucking very possible. But it also could
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  Speaker 4: just be like, I don't know, all the chemicals on
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  Speaker 4: the fucking aircraft. That might be causing your fucking migraines.
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  Speaker 1: Dumbass.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's causing yours.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. If I don't write, mine are fucking
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  Speaker 1: probably from all the chemicals. And I had trauma.
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  Speaker 2: What grabbed me about this news story is.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't fit them right?
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  Speaker 2: What grabbed me about this news story is, why is
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  Speaker 2: this news?
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  Speaker 6: Like.
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  Speaker 2: Why is this worthy of being.
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  Speaker 1: Used during the first place?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yes, he had a headache for years, and
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  Speaker 2: that sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that big of a news.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like, why is this... Was he famous?
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  Speaker 1: What was his name?
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  Speaker 2: Why is anyone reporting on this? I feel like the
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  Speaker 2: only reason is because this is the first case of
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  Speaker 2: someone's career... almost being ended because they were probably going
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  Speaker 2: to ground him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah already unrestricted.
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  Speaker 2: If he just kept getting headaches because of flying yeah
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  Speaker 2: yeah i mean that's just dumb right i mean it's
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  Speaker 2: not his fault really i mean it just happens someone
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  Speaker 2: someone issues him that gear he didn't meditate.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't say what kind of he didn't measure his
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  Speaker 1: own head was it a fighter pilot Yeah, he's a
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  Speaker 1: fighter pilot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In India.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, the fighter pilot helmets have a lot
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  Speaker 4: more shit on them than regular pilots do.
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  Speaker 1: Like C-130 pilots and shit. There's a lot more gear
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  Speaker 1: in there. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And the new hybrid systems we have have integrated helmets
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  Speaker 4: to the aircraft. So, say there's an enemy over here,
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  Speaker 4: I can go like this and target it by looking.
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  Speaker 1: And shit like that. You can look down.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of seeing, like, your lap and your legs, you'd
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  Speaker 4: see underneath your aircraft. There's cameras underneath. You can see
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  Speaker 4: the ground you could target by looking at shit.
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  Speaker 2: That would freak me the fuck out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's only when you want it to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, jeez.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the invisible jet. That's why most pilots are psychos. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'd be freaked the fuck out just being
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  Speaker 2: in that fucking jet.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of gear, and then you've got the
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  Speaker 4: oxygen shit attached, so it's pushing your face down.
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  Speaker 1: So I get it. So that's even worse than regular.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, fuck that. The good thing is he gets
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  Speaker 1: direct oxygen to his brain constantly. So that's good.
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  Speaker 4: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oxygen is good for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So neat. Yeah. Neat.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad you figured out how to not get migraines.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me how to do it.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Let's move on to our second our second
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  Speaker 2: news story. Stop having Augie squeeze your head.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. It feels good.
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  Speaker 2: Our second news story. Dog wins Animal of the Year
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  Speaker 2: Award for hunting sea vomit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Every year, the International Fund for Animal Welfare, or one
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: of the worst acronyms in the world, IFAW. I fought
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  Speaker 2: with my fiend eyes. It's almost making fun of people
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  Speaker 2: with a lisp.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of fucked up, guys. That's wrong. That's
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  Speaker 4: not in the world community.
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  Speaker 2: International Fund for Animal Welfare. There must be a way
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: to work that.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Put a hyphen in there?
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Animal Welfare International Fund becomes AWIF.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be better.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: That's a whiff.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway, neither here nor there.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: International Society of Animal Warfare.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I saw.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I saw. Yeah, do that.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Just I saw.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Just turn it into an S.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: They recognize those who have made significant contributions to nature
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: conservation and protecting the vulnerable animals among us.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Aww.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: And among those prizes is the Animal of the Year Award.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: It goes to an animal that's been a great help
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: to his fellow four-legged friends. And this year's award went to,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: and I don't know if I'm saying this right, a Skiath.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: A laboratory retriever. It's spelled S-G-I-A-T-H. It's a Scottish name.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Skiath?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: So probably not Skiath.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Skiath. Skiath. Skiath. Skiath. Skiath.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Skiath. Skiath.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Skiath.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: She's from Scotland, and this good girl carries out a
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: crucially important job. She hunts sea vomit. And what do
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: we mean by that? So this is gelatinous stuff.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: It's not technically vomit, but apparently people call it vomit.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: It's actually an extremely invasive species of sea squirt.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's... Sea squirt? Oh, I thought it was.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's almost worse, really.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Sea squirt is worse. Yeah, calling it vomit makes me
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: think whale ambergris. Yes, I was thinking that. Yeah, that's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: way too... You don't want to get some sea squirt
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: on you. But these... I don't want to go in
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: the sea.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: This sea vomit stuff can form impenetrable choking masses along shores,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: in harbors, and on ships.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: And Skaith. And ships?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yes. And Skaith is able to sniff out this stuff,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: even when it's hiding under other smelly marine debris.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: And that's impressive, especially when you consider that she was
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: originally trained to search for lost hikers. She somehow got
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: turned onto this instead.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: But congratulations to her. May she continue to serve with
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: distinction for years to come.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: She's this beautiful, almost perfectly black dog. Um, she's six
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: years old.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Aw.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Um, and yeah, and she's, she's apparently been searching for, um,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: for sea vomit for some time. Um, she's owned by
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: a Marine ecologist who's been looking to protect Scotland's coasts
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: from invasive species. Um, and, uh, She thought of, like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: how do I find this stuff? And she thought of
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: a scent-detecting dog, but this idea had never been tested before.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: So this doctor hired Skaith and discovered that her idea
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: was fantastic. That's crazy. Because Skaith proved to be an
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: expert almost immediately.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Like, she went straight to it. She can find the
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: seed vomit underneath thick layers of tidal debris. And if
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: you ever caught a whiff of half-rotten seaweed and fish,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: you'll appreciate how impressive that is.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we live near one of those lakes.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this sea vomit stuff is bad news wherever
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: it shows up.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It looks like pancake batter. It's honestly disgusting. I kind
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: of wish I hadn't seen it. Because it does look,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: it does resemble puke.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: So it's like, eww.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: However, they originated in Japan and they've spread across the
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: globe and they just hitch rides on ships.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense. That's fucked up.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking sea squirts. They can grow on any hard surface,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: and they're prolific breeders.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Any hard surface?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and should they become entrenched in an area, they'll
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: spread across the seafloor and onto land in tidal areas. Oh, Jesus.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Flamethrowers?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: When they do so, they choke out all native life
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: underneath them and threatens local ecosystems.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: So, yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: This is very, very bad stuff.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Bleach and flamethrowers. Bleach and flamethrowers. Yeah. I don't know
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: how they get rid of it, but it's... Fucking kill
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: it with fire.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Very interesting stuff.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: They get rid of everything. Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Except for more fire. Except for more fire. We've tried that.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: It didn't work.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, more fire was not.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: If.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: It's only on the surface, then they could just scoop
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: it up.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: They could just.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Remove it from the surface.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Throw it in the furnace with Freddy Krueger. It's Halloween time. Yeah, no,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that's fair.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: That's entirely fair. Any other comments?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: No. No more sea squirts.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: All right. No more sea squirts.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: It also sounds like you have, like, a diarrhea problem. Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: It sounds more like diarrhea than vomit, doesn't it?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: After a fish Friday.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: This dog's been following you because you have sea squirts.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Let's move on very quickly.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Story number three. A college professor charged with a series
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: of pee crimes... from pudipi yep um so uh to
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: no one's great surprise this professor is no longer employed
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: by the um so uh when something outrageous and weird
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: would happen to you in college you would not be
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: out of the realm of expectation say oh i've just
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: been horrifically pranked by some some guy in a toga
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: oh yeah some fraternity boy doing some stupid shit right
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: um this case however proves that Even college professors aren't
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: above getting extremely freaky.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: But what if he's a brother?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: He's a professor at a Minnesota university, and he's now
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: facing felony charges. He is accused of pouring his urine
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: onto people's belongings.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, Minnesota. Repeatedly. Minnesota.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Come on. I love how the entire state of Minnesota.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: You just instantly and quickly blame the entire state.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Well, look at him. It's Minnesota. Wow. Wow.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Goodbye, our former fans of Minnesota.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Isn't he in Minnesota? Oh, it's Missouri. I don't know.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the fuck he is. Oh, my God.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: So all of this. You want to travel?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not going to be allowed anywhere.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: All of this came to light after a student who
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: left her backpack alone for just a few minutes came
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: back to find it soaked in pee.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: An investigation quickly revealed that it was likely to be
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: this professor. An investigation?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Who peed on that? Don't make me collect a sample
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: from each.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Of you and do a sniff test. So here's how
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: this went down, and I'm so sorry in advance.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Oh God, no.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Apparently the professor had developed a habit of relieving himself
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: in single-use containers.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: And then for reasons that No one has been able
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: to explain. He then took to emptying those containers in
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: random places, including people's unattended water bottles. Okay.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: That's fucking gross.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: And apparently this last one was a backpack with the
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: students' belongings in it, including.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Books and a laptop. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was December 5th, 2025.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: She spoke to police that she'd gone into the science
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: center to work on a study project. This is at
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Macalester College in St. Paul.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Minnesota.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: He'd been a biology professor for 25 years without a
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: single complaint against him. She left her backpack for no
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: more than six minutes.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: And when she came back, He's a quack.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: When she came back, the bag was wet and whatever
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: it was, it had soaked into the contents as well.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And it ruined about $ 2, 000 worth of stuff.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck. Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Including the bag.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Six minutes.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I almost feel bad, but I don't.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: I almost felt targeted, too, a little bit. At first,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, it's a compulsion because he had
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: to pee in containers. Maybe he was like a Indiana
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Jones type and he didn't have a bathroom. So he
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: always like peed in Tupperware after he was done eating.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: And then he just had to get rid of it,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: but you can throw it in the desert floor. Nobody
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: gave a shit. Now, here, though, because he's not Indiana
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Jones here, he's just a regular professor, he's like, oh, no,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I got used to.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Peeing in containers. What do I put in there? Well,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: he's obviously not, is he?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: He wasn't Indiana Jones there, either.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: We don't know that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: But, like, at first it started as, oh, I feel bad,
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: this guy might have a compulsion issue or, like, a
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: hoarding thing, because I know hoarders do that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: How many fucking times did he dump $ 1?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But now I'm just like, you did it on... Water
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: bottles and this.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Macalester College's inquest revealed at least five similar cases involving
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: spilled urine.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It was arrested.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: The objects were not limited to bags. Someone had dumped
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: urine in trash cans. Inside decorations that were handed to
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: school staff.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're right. All gets targeted.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: And water bottles.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, that bitch, she hates me. I'm going to pee
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: all over her flowers.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I just hope that the people whose water bottles were
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: tainted discovered the taint before they took a sip.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: It smelled like taint. All right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Again, I am so sorry.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: What a great episode.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: We have the.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You're just like, let's get the pitch, man.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Let's skip past this.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Who cares about points?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Our first story, the Air Force pilot whose migraines are
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: caused by his helmet being too tight. The dog who
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: won an Animal of the Year award for finding sea vomit.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: And finally, the college professor charged with a series of
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: pee crimes. Um, I can't remember which one of you
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: won the last game.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I can't remember which one we were doing. Is this, like,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: is this, like, share block, or is this, have I
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: got good news for you? This is, uh, have I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: got good news for you? Oh.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: We're looking for the best one.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: The best one. That explains everything.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Augie, I'm gonna let you go first.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yay. Um. Don't choose mine, Augie.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I think of all of them, it's probably the dog
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: sniffing out the, the, the vomit, because it's actually, uh,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: helpful towards the ecosystem.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Um.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: That's unfortunately getting devastated by us.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Invasive species. Not us in particular. We're not helping.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Obviously not. Our migration across the world definitely fucked up
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: a lot of things with us bringing a lot of
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: things that should not have gone with.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Take Australia, for instance. And people are still doing it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: That is the problem. We're still fucking doing it. And
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: some people are doing it deliberately. It sucks the most.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I think that's the best of the worst.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: CB, which one of the other two would you like
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: to select?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I was going to go with the P thing. Really? Well,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: because he got charged. Yeah, he did. So it's good news.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: He got charged.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got charged and fired.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: See? So that's good. But then Air Force pilot and
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I have migraines, and I feel that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, it's because he didn't fucking
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: take his helmet off or get a resize.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: So it's on him. Fucking pilots, man. I swear to God.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking pilots.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going with the professor. Because he got caught and
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: charged and he's no longer there. Minnesota do better. It
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: was Minnesota, right?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It was Minnesota. Yeah, Minnesota. Okay.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. Feel free to blame the entire state of Minnesota.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Going to until they correct their issue. Oh, they did.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: You're safe now.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: They arrested him.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Never mind. You guys are good.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: You guys are good. Never mind. All right. Well, the
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: fact of the matter is it doesn't matter. Augie already
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: had it right. It was the dog winning the award
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: for unding Z-vomit.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Good job, puppy.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a good dog.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Such a good dog. I love when dogs are, you know,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: like performing a service and stuff and like actually doing
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: it right. And, you know, it's just they're such intelligent animals.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: They're amazing.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Dogs are incredible. I love dogs. So this was even
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: though like the thing was disgusting, I still like overlooked that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's still a good story. It's a very
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: good dog and it's a very good story. Um, although
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I very nearly went with the dude with the migraines
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: because I too suffered from migraines for a long time.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: They've, they've only just gotten better in like the past
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: several years that I've started to wear like, you know,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: breathe strips and stuff that helped me breathe better at night.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Which I think was indeed the cause of my migraines
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: is just not enough oxygen.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Did you ever think of CPAP?
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I did, and I couldn't sleep wearing it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither. I threw it, both of them.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I couldn't. I literally couldn't.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Every mask can't do this shit.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I tried. The one night I literally just sat there
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: awake all night just as the thing just kept going.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Just trying.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Just trying desperately to get to sleep, and I couldn't.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And then a second night, I'm like, maybe this night
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: because I'm so exhausted and I haven't slept in like
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: 48 hours. Maybe now I'll go down. And I started
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to lay there, and I'm like, nope, fuck this. Wilted off.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I tried a couple times after that, and I could
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: not for the life of me get to sleep with
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: the damn thing on. So I said, fuck this. I'm
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: just going to.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Find an alternative.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: And so far, honestly, breathe strips have been doing it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Breathing works.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, it just, it literally forced open my nose
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: nasal passages.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I used those things when I was sick, yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: They're awesome. It does, it fucking works. Especially if you
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: use it every day, because I think it actually starts to, like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: actually physically move.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: You can't really charge it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it starts to, yeah, it literally opens it up, so.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Or tampons. Right up each one.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: But then you can't breathe while you've got the tampons in.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm snoring so much.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: There you go. Okay, we're going to move on to
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: game two when we come back right after this. Bow, bow, mailbag.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Bow, bow, bow.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's it got to be? Bow, bow, bow, mailbag.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Bow, bow, bow. Getting them letters. Hey, man.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the mailbag. We've got a short one for you.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: We've just got one comment for you. It's from show
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: number 342, Moose, Caws, and Claws.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: This is the one on Jabbo.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is the one on Jabbo.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: And Bill M.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Says, so he was smuggling a cockatoo. Ha, ha, ha.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: This is about the guy who had birds down his pants. Yes,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I remember now.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: The Florida guy. Florida man. A cockatoo and a couple
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: of boobies.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes. Some tits. Some great tits. Some lesser tits.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I want to play this game. Pigeon.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Butthole.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Butthole.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: This is not how you play. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: That's okay. We got all the dirty ones.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Fair.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: No, there's another one. I just can't remember. It's something
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: to do with throat, and I can't remember what it is.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Deep throat. Something throated. Tit cock. Tit mouse. There's tit mouse.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: There's tits. There you go.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: But that's a.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Boob.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Tit mouse?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: No, that's a bird. Is it?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Okay. It's a smaller, like, fish. And its nickname is
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a tit, if you go on Instagram. Or not Instagram. Yeah, actually,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you go on Instagram and look up tits.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they are.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: You'll see little birds. Yeah, titmouses. Just go to Instagram
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and look up tits. T-I-T-S, but lowercase. Don't look it up, barcase.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: It'll take you to a different type of tits.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: And make sure you type in blue-footed boobies, not just boobies.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, you'll just get boobies. Yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: And then there's the great horned cunt thunder.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Moving on.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Is that Magnus Cockthunder's mate?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: No.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Let's move on. That's it for the mailbag. Let's get
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: back to the show. Hey there.
• 32:00
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• 32:04
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• 32:23
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• 32:34
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• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Hey, man.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. It's time for game two. Game two is
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: going to be pitch me, baby, one more time. I've
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: got a particular pitch that I want to be made.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Our players are going to make their best pitch that
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: they can. Whichever pitch I like better will win the
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: game and earn two episode points. For this pitch being... Guys,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I've got a dilemma.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, no.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: See, I like trivia games. I really do. My friends
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: almost universally hate them. I have a feeling you guys
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: just kind of tolerate them for the sake of the show.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: And for me, the tip of the iceberg is every
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: time I ask Magnus Cockthunder to play a trivia game,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: he hates it. He can't stand it. So... I am
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: looking for ideas.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: What do you think would make a fun trivia game
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: for our friend group? For the first time in quite
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: some time, I'm not asking you to pitch me something
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: that's going to make a ton of money. I want
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: you to specifically tailor your pitch to us and our friends.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: And this includes our podcasting friends.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: So just about anything goes. You can pitch me a
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: game to play, a game show that we could do
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: our own version of. whatever trivia categories you want or
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: you think would be fun, whatever prizes you think we
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: could get away with, and any other game accoutrements that
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: you can think of. Whoever gives me the best pitch
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: wins and gets two episode points, but what's more, if
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I really, really like the pitch, it might actually wind
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: up being a future episode of the show.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: So, that having been said, Augie won the last game. So, Stevie,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: you get the choice. Do you want to go first
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: or do you want to go second?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to go first. Okay. I think
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I am. All right.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: In that case, I am ready to hear it. Are
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: you ready to say it? Stevie, pitch me.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I'm so nervous now.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I peed myself.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Don't be scared.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I got to pee in a Tupperware container. No.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: No.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: We'll stop the show. You go upstairs and do it
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: like a good boy.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not a good boy.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: You are a good boy.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I am a good boy.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Let me put it this way.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You will be a good boy. I will be a
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: good boy.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: If I even smell pee, I'm fucking out of here.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I hit the urine and I'm gone.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That's all it takes.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: This is no longer a show. It's just normal talk.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Fucking pitch me out.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: My pitch for our new trivia game show, Know Thine Enemy.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: That's the name of it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: That's all I got. No, I'm joking. I got them.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I won.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, so it is a podium-style trivia game. So it's one-on-one,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: pretty much, with obviously a host is going to be there.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. Now, normally, if available, I know his schedule is
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: fucking ape shit and stuff, I would have the.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Two-time, hopefully, novelist winner Aaron Randolph as the host.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Novelist winner?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what book awards are, dude. I don't
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: do book awards.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Winner of novels. Yeah. He won writing.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: He won the writing thing.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: If we did have money, though, I would 100% go
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: with a British host, a British comedian host.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Obviously, like Alex Horn or Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr. Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: because I want intermittent. And this can still happen with you.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: I want intermittent shots at the contestants, which come off
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: almost like it's a compliment, but really not. The back-footed compliment.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Backhanded.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I always got kicked. I never got slapped.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Back-footed.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: So that's pretty sure that's how you break your foot.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Is that how? Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: So there's going to be three main rounds. Um, the, the,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: the first round is who are you? And it's a
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: simple trivia about the other person's lives. So you had
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: to know stuff about your opponent.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: That's fascinating.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: The first round is multiple choice. So it's not crazy.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Like you, you still have a chance, even if you
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: don't really know too much about them. Um, the, uh,
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: round B, uh, is why are you? And these are
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: trivia questions of why they are here. What's their motivations
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: pretty much? So if you have somebody who's big into
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: programming or something, it'd be things based on that type
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: of category. It's a category of their interests pretty much
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: more than them. And then C3, that round, it's going
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: to be what are you? And these are going to
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: be just three questions with a physical challenge type thing
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: at the end, a la The Cube. And it's going
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: to be something like, if you get all three of
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: the questions right, you get three ping pong balls to use.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: If you only get one, you get one to use
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: type of thing for the very end of it. And
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: the bonus round for whoever does win at the end
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: of that gets to go on to a final round,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: which is an ultimate question, and it's going to be
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: about the host.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: And then.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: If you do win that, you get 10 times the
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: amount of peanuts.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking, no joke, fucking peanuts. Or we can do bags
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: of dicks or glitter. I, yeah. No. I don't know.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: The prize is the only thing I was fucking around with,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: but I think peanuts would be fun. Because, yeah, you're
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: going to win 10 times the peanuts and you need
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: to win. It's like, no, here's your fucking five pound
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: bag of peanuts.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Bix, get out. Like, it'd be funny.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I think you've done extraordinary work here. I think this
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: is an excellent pitch.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I really do. It's a fascinating idea that I don't
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: think has ever been done before. There have been game
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: shows where you had to answer questions about yourself.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: And your own life. One particular that comes to mind
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: is Amnesia. Yeah. Which was fascinating, but I don't think I've.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Ever actually seen it. And the Newlywed.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Or not the Newlywed, but the couples thing was always the...
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Newlywed was about your partner.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: And you can even do a team game, like a
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: tag team of this if you wanted. Two teams against
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's genius to have a trivia game where
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: the whole point is what do you know about your opponent? Like,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: that's fascinating, but also kind of like.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: It would be interesting to see this as a real show,
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: because by the time it's all over, would you not almost,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: by definition, be friends with this person? Because you know
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: so much about them.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Or you know so much about your enemy. Wouldn't you
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: want to be friends with them? It would be a
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: serious type of thing. That's how I would do it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Because you'd have to know.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: You'd have to get a bunch of questions and stuff
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: through the people first.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of want to mess with this and
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: build on this idea. All right, two people.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: All right, come on.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I think the games that you've pitched are not the strongest,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: but I think the initial concept is so good that
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I definitely think it could be a thing. And I'm
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: excited to play with it in my own head.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: And see what I come up with. Well, go for it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: But, I mean.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Fucking bravo. Good start.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: You have to beat that, sir.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Can you? I don't know. Pitch me.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Well, logistically, let's see how this works. I would say
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: that for the first time ever, we should maybe not
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: steal from the British. Instead, steal from ourselves, Aaron. I'm
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: pitching that we do our version of the idiot test.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Oh okay it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Would be a mostly a patreon exclusive because it would
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: require some visual elements but it would be something i
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: think we would absolutely love to do taking otherwise obvious
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: images but getting not so obvious answers um and i
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: think that would.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Work really well um.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Again, logistically, it would be trying to figure out how
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: to get it to work.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: But, you know, there's always.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Photoshop and there's always other things we could do. Having
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: someone select, like, and I think on the show, they
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: had like a giant screen in front of them. And
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: in their thing, they were able to kind of like
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: touch it. And then whoever was producing or whatever kind
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: of got the idea or they would say, tell them like, OK,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: what were you trying to select?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: And then they would highlight it kind of thing.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Same idea.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: We could do that as well.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: And instead of calling it the idiot test, you can
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: call it like the stoner quiz or the.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: How high are you? That's a good one.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: How high are you?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: How high are you?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: How high are you? Is it U-Y-O-U or just the
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: letter U? Hmm.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: And the word R is just the letter R.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Well, that's how my shit was. That's why I'm wondering.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: When I did all my rounds, like, why are you?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: What are you? Yeah, you could probably do it that way.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: We'd have to workshop the actual, like, you know, words
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But I think that would be pretty fun. Yeah, I agree.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: And I think that would fit pretty well in with
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: our style of play, too. Because it's basically about making
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: the contestant look like an idiot.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: But not.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Because the less obvious answer is the correct one.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I liked it a lot. That would be fun.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: That would be fun to do.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: And I could see you. We could do it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I am, however, going to award this game to Stevie.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I think Stevie's pitch was so strong. Also, the title
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: is perfect. Know Your Enemy.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Know Thy Enemy. Either way. Know Your Enemy, Know Thy Enemy.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Either way, it's fantastic. What a great
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: fucking title for this game. And yeah, that would be a.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Lot of fun.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Here's what I'm envisioning for an episode of a podcast.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Is we do like... is we do like you versus
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: a guest. We can't do you, the two of you together.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It would just never work. You guys know so much
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: about each other at this point. But we could get
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: like one of you and a guest that we have
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: on infrequently or even frequently, I think could still work.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: But I asked them for like, you know, some details
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: about their lives, some things that they may not have
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: necessarily shared with you, like their favorite music, their favorite movies,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: their favorite TV shows, their favorite video, like all that stuff. And,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: you know, we could easily do, like, three rounds of
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: stuff just kind of like you said, but maybe a
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: different format.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, like a multiple choice could be one of
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: the things.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, first round should be like a multiple choice kind
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: of faster trivia. And I think the second round should
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: very much like the wrong show be a list thing. Instead,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: they can fill in the list.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Which would be great. I think that would actually filling
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: in a list would be wonderful.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I think it would be like, you know, what are
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: this person's top 10 movies, top 10 TV shows, all
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: that stuff.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: See how many you can get.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: And see how many you can get within 10 guesses.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: That'd be fucking, I like that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: You know, something like that would be very cool. Yeah, no,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's absolutely something we're doing. The idiot test
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: would be a lot of fun. It would also be
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: a lot of effort. I do not want to be
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: the person putting together those images.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: It would be, it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Would be one of those, like, yeah, one of those.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: We have guests. We're not, we're just producing. That'd be like, yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: that would basically be like the circle. We're planning on
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: doing this and we're going to have to take like
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: a couple of months.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it might take some time.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: That would be fucking fun. That would be fun.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: But yeah, if either of you guys wanted to put
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: that together and actually like make that happen.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I actually have an idea.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: It would work best in studio, but we could probably
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: do it over online too.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we can share our screen and show them
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: the image or the video.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: They would just have to tell us what they're pointing at.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: That's what we're doing. We're doing the idiot test, but
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: it's where's Waldo.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: I'll just put a Giant Wars Waldo thing up and
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: I'll have the key so I'll know you get 10
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: seconds to find him.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Or you gotta find his cane. Or some shit like that.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: That's essentially what the idiot tests do.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: If you get the answer right to this question, you
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: get an extra 5 seconds. Find it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: We're getting really goofy with it. And I think it
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: could be really fun, but also kind of difficult if
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: the final round was.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of something final, and
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I couldn't really.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: For Know Thyself, I think the final round should be
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: things they didn't said during the show.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Like an I literally just told.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You sort of thing. Oh, they did that... What game
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: was that?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I literally just told him.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that what it was called? Yeah, that's what
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: it was called. He literally just told me. So, fuck! Fuck!
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: You fell for it, unbelievably.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: So, in this theoretical, like, basically, Steve and the guest
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: would be doing the thing.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: The third person, whoever's not playing, would be writing down
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: things that they didn't set during the show, and then,
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: in the, like, Second break, I would turn those into questions.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We all take a 15. We walk out.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Anything.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Blah, blah, blah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Basically, like, make a rule. Like, anything that's funny, significant, like, interesting, whatever.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Something that the audience would be able to answer if
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: they were listening to the show.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. Yeah. Something that, like, genuine.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: That would be very cool.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Again, both ideas that would require a little bit of production.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: One ahead of time, one at the time.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, we can do them both.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: And I think Nozai's an enemy.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I think we should do that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I want to do that live.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's a genius call. I don't think I've
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: ever heard of a game show like it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Really? Holy shit, this guy came up with that?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you came up with that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: No way I, motherfucker. It's just me.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think, like I said, I think it would
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: be really interesting to see it done. So I think
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: we should do it.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: And if we get two people who really jive with
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: each other and it's awesome, that's great. We get two
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: people who really can't stand each other.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Even better.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Even better. Like they're insulting each other on purpose. Somebody's like,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: what are his top 10 movies? Let me think. Mein
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Kampf das Boot.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: That's great. Book back 20. Nine times.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: What's that fucking movie Tom What's-His-Nose did?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: The Room. Oh, The Room. He went to the premiere.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of Tom Green.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't fucking know.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: It was fucked up and not funny.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: There's too many of them.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you can just pick terrible movies just to fuck
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: with your opponent.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I think that'd be really funny.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, yeah. Thank you for listening to that bit.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: We're going to move on to.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Stevie has two points and Augie has one, so it's
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: all going to be decided by game three when we
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: come back right after this.
• 47:27
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• 47:32
  Speaker 5: near the Tuscarora Native Reservation, check out Weedstock. These guys
• 47:36
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• 47:41
  Speaker 5: practically anything you want. So go hit up Weedstock in Lewiston,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: New York. Tell them BFYTW sent you.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, welcome back. It's time for game three. Stevie is
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: technically in the lead two points to one, but this
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: game is worth three episode points. So whoever wins this
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: game is going to win the whole shebang. Game three
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: is going to be Make It Worse.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, shoot.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a return, but it's also kind of not,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: because we're going to try playing it a little differently
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: this time. First of all, I told you guys the
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: targets up front, so both players already know the three
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: things I'm going to ask them to make worse.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Loosely, yes.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Second of all, you no longer need to escalate worsenings
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: from thing to thing to thing to thing.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: No longer.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: You need to keep getting.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Worse and worse and worse and worse. But.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Instead, it's my favorite worsening will win that particular target.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: So we can just keep saying things.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you guys are going to go back and
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: forth making it worse, making it worse, making it worse. However,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: please note, you still can't copy a previous worsening. No,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: that's fair. So if I asked you to make Skittles
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: worse and somebody said they're all brown... And then somebody said, no,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: they're all plaid.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a copy.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Because you're basically doing the exact same thing, just trying
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: to iterate on top of it, which is not fair.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: So you can't copy a previous worsening, and you still
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: can't go for low-hanging fruit. So you can't... say Skittles
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: are pedophiles.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Too easy. Look at them. No.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: So you still can't... You can't go for the obvious things. Nazis, Hitler, pedophiles...
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Nothing too easy. Horrifically easy. What we are always looking
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: for in this game is creativity. If you can be
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: creative in how you make it worse, that rocks. So
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I am going to be looking for the most creative
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: or the most funny worsening you guys can put together.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: You'll take turns until one of you can't come up
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: with anything else and then we'll stop. And my favorite
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: at that point will win that particular target. First player
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: to win two targets out of three wins the game
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: and earns three episode points. And we're starting with one
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: of my favorite candies that I no longer have.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it suck?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Because I'm avoiding sugar and there is no good equivalent
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: for these.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have sugar for yourself.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: M & M' s.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: How would you make M & M' s worse? Augie, you
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: lost the last game, so you can choose. Would you
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: like to go first this time? After you.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Stevie, how would you make M & M' s worse?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you. They do melt in your hand.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's pretty good. Augie.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: The insides are replaced with discharge.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Okay. What kind of discharge?
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I don't even.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I need to know.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: Nope.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: It could be like a gusher.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Is it chocolate discharge?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. That's a good one, dude. Would you describe
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: it as chocolate discharge?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: That's pretty gross.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I was just going to go with fucking the
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: next one.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: I was going to start small still and just say
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: instead of M & Ms, they're now W-Ws because they're.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Harder to say and shit. Give me a pack of W-W's.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: That's actually pretty good.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: That's actually pretty good. I like that.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: That's actually pretty good. All right, we're back to Augie.
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Ah, shit. That was... Turn aside, where's your E's? No,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: they're not.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: They're three threes. Go fuck yourself.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, man.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm having a fucking war in here right now.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: That's too fucking funny.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Would you like some three and threes?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying. Um, they are triple packaged. Oh, it's dirty.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Triple packaged?
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: So now instead of one bag, there's another bag inside?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: No, and then another bag after that. They're like the
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Russian nesting dolls.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: The Russian nesting dolls.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I like that. Uh, we're back to Stevie.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Shit, this is getting hard, though.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: That was so good.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: That was so good.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Um... Fuck it. They're the size of Frisbees.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: They're the size of Frisbees.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: What the fuck, man?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I was going to get one, man. Hey, honey, I
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: told you I was only going to have one. It's okay.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Jesus, could you even finish one? No.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I could, but I'm probably not surviving it afterwards.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: That's a giant-ass peanut. Okay, Augie.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: And finally, they are suppositories. Oh, suppository.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, suppository. Stevie, do you have any left?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Nothing good.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's all trash. It's all stopped.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: It was a pretty good run, though.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: It was a good run. There were some really good
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: ones there, but my favorite was triple packaged.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: 100%. That was good. That was fucking funny. Because it
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: was just a complete fucking waste.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Just pure irritation.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Evil through and through. Audie takes the first one. Stevie,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you need both of these. Oh, God.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: All right, but Augie's going to go first this time
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: as we move on to our second target. Please make
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore worse.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: She agrees to do another movie with Adam Sandler, which
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: is a sequel to 50 First Dates, which is 50
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: more dates while they're in a nursing home and it's
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: a parentheses outdated.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: That's the worst. Let me rephrase that. Why would she
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: do that?
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: She agrees to do a sequel to 50 First Dates
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: with Adam Sandler called 50 More Dates Outdated.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Outdated.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I like it. That's a pitch, actually.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, is it like reversed? Does she now have... No,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: it just sucks that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: No, they're just garbage. They're just much older now. He
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: uses his memory every day.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: And he's still putting the fucking videotape in and her
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: fucking wrinkly hands are all shaking trying to press the button.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Outdated.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I've had kids.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I'm 16.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Well, think about how fucked it would be like almost
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: like 50 years later and now they're not using VCRs.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: They're using like Blu-ray, DVDs, or not even, just digital
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: fucking dumb things. Like, she would be so fucking confused then.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: It's very good. I do have to say, one of
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: the reasons I picked this is because I've been addicted
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: to watching clips from her show. She has a show? Yeah,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: she does a talk show.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck, she does.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that. And it's genuinely, it's like eye
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: bleach for your soul. Oh, okay. I'll have to check
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I like my vision.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: I'm referring to Reddit, the iBleach Reddit, which is basically like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: it's very wholesome.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Positive, very positive show.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. You've never heard that before?
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I've heard that before.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Very positive.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: It's very positive emotions, very wholesome. Like, all the clips
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: are like one.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Sounds like some fucking TikTok trend some kids are trying
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: No.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Let's do some iBleach. Don't put bleach in your eyes.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Genuinely, genuinely was trying to make reference to a very
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: sweet thing.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: And she does have a lot of sweet clips of
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: her interacting with fellow celebrities who just absolutely adore each other.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: And she had in her audience, I think, somebody who
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: was a flight attendant on Drew Barrymore's flight where apparently
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: she broke down. And they had a very sweet reunion.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: She's just... great human being so that's one of the
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: reasons why I thought of her I don't know why
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: I'm bringing it up here and now but let's move.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: On that helps clarify for us yeah yeah so if
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: that helps actually.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: That does help a lot so on her show based
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: off her career on her show she has this puppy
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: time so now she has puppy time she does she
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: had a couple of segments where she had puppies come
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: out and it's like a thing for it was a
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: happy thing I've seen it twice I haven't seen it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah I haven't seen it either yeah It's cute.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: She's fucking adorable. But instead, she starves the puppies. Oh.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: So that way, when she releases them, they go after
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: audience members. And she just laughs maniacally.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: But they all signed NDA, so they can't do shit
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: All right, fair enough. Augie, can you make Drew Barrymore worse?
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, fuck.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: How do I even do anything with that?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: No, that's low-hanging.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: That's low-hanging.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: It's hard to do it with an actual person.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: She goes brunette.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I can't remember things.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: No, she was the singer in Wedding Singer.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Yes. No, he was the singer in Wedding Singer.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: No, she was now.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's now?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's rewriting the movie.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Good job. It gets another star.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: I genuinely can't say The Wedding Singer is one of
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: my favorite movies. I love that movie to death.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I do have one more.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's a bad singer. I don't
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: think she is. In any event, Stevie.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: True Barrymore. True Barrymore.
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: I mean, the only thing that I think would taint her,
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: in my view, honestly, and I'm being 100% honest here,
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: When she took the role in Scream, originally she was
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: supposed to be the main character, and she takes that
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: instead of just that intro one where she gets stabbed
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: and gutted and stuff at the very beginning of the movie.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: And then she's out, and her name was the big
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: name to carry into this movie, thinking everybody thought she
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: was the main character and stuff.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: And then she just doesn't. So I think having her
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: as Sydney instead... would make, well.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: At least in my opinion, her weight less. I don't
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: know why. I'd have hated the Sydney character, probably.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: So it's actually kind of making it better?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: We're going to move on.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: No, I made it worse.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Augie?
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I will say, just as an aside real quick, I
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: will say that one of my original ones was the
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: twist ending that she didn't die and scream that she
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: was actually the.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Killer in the end.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Even though she died in the beginning, she was still
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: a Killian. But no, I have one that's better. She's
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: one of the people who pours her milk into the
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: cereal bowl first.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck. I only do that to piss you off. No. Damn.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Stevie, can you make it worse still?
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Are you waving the white flag?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I think I'm... She's the head of the HOA. All
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: She's the reason there's HOAs.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's pretty bad. Doggy, we're back to you.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Sorry, man. God damn it. I had to pull out
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: the big guns for that. That was hard. I was
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: like the cereal thing. Fuck. I get it.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: It's pretty funny, though.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: She invented HOAs. This is so wrong. I hate HOAs.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: They're so awful.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: They're so bad. They're so awful.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: She never turns right on red, even though she can.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. I like that.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Stevie?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I'm good. You're done?
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: You're done.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: In this case.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. I have to go with she puts the
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: milk in the.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Cereal before the cereal. Good job, Augie.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: That's fucking funny. So, yeah, that's going to be two
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: straight to Augie. He wins the game and gets three
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: episode points.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck yes.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Which means he has won the episode four points to two.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Damn. That's awesome.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Good fucking man.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: You are very good at this game.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: There's something about your sense of humor.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: He's very pessimistic. You just don't realize it.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: He broods all day long. All he does is brood
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: and mumble to himself.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: That's it. Only half of that's true. Yeah, I believe you.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: All of it. It's dark in our apartment all the time.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Because we have blackout curtains.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, that fucking makes sense now.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: So you can sleep, asshole. Okay, so.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, Christ.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: That's going to be it for the show. Another fantastic
• 1:00:16
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• 1:00:19
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  Speaker 2: of fun stuff. However, if you want the motherlode, if
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  Speaker 2: you want six-plus years of Patreon content... You can just
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  Speaker 2: join the ranks of the $ 5 a month tier. That's
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  Speaker 2: all we're asking. $ 5 a month. That's it. And you
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  Speaker 2: join the ranks of such people as Mexican, Colin and
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  Speaker 2: Donna Maggs, Justin B., Kristen F., David A., 8-Bit, Bridget
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  Speaker 2: from Long Island, David M., Aaron R., Jeffrey F., The
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  Speaker 2: Gate Leapers, Bill M., Crunchy, The Man, The Myth, The
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  Speaker 2: Bell End, DJ Xanthus, Crystal D., 2F Jeff, Matt, Native Pixie,
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  Speaker 2: Julie from Running Wheels with Hamsters, God damn it, Stevie.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Running the Hamster Wheel. And finally, John and Diane, Stevie's parents.
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  Speaker 2: hi mom dad love you thank you so much we
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  Speaker 2: love and appreciate you for helping us put together more
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  Speaker 2: and more fun shows uh and that's gonna be it
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  Speaker 2: from us and i ask why.
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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you that's why we did a show yes
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  Speaker 1: that was another.
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  Speaker 4: Good one fuck yeah what was the last one you
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  Speaker 4: are legitimately so good at that game
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.