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RHOC: BYOJJ "Bring Your Own Jean Jacket" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hey everybody, what's up?
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me for this collab okay partnership. So anyway, get your tickets. It's
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gonna listen. It's gonna be such a blast. I will have special guests
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to be announced later. But if you don't know anything about this show,
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it is Yeah. Well, Jill Sarin was my guest in Miami when I
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did it there along with Kate Chastain was there, Mayrisol Patton, and I've
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I've had a lot of really fun guests in New York as well. But
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I yes, it will be a surprise. But if you're not familiar with
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my show, it is a comedy cabaret. I do parody songs, I
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do impressions, and it's essentially me. It's my alter ego. I am
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cabaret me, so I am I get on the stage and it is me
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as my alter ego much like Luan has Hers and I do comedy, I
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do impressions, I do songs. I do it all. Okay, I
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work, I work the room, I talk to people, I get people
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on stage. I do stuff anyway. One woman, Bitten follies everybody,
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Oh my god, you are not kidding now. I don't know if I
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will have Courtney Cox as my piano player. However, I will have a
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great Drew what Key is joining me again, who has been my pianist in
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the other cities that I've done it in. And it's gonna be good because
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you know, they're there are things going on at Bravocon, like after you
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know, after the daytime stuff they have like the after hours add on ticket
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stuff, so like there is Watch what Happens Live, there's all the other
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events. But if you can't get tickets to that, this is the place
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to be. So yeah, yeah for add on events. So you can
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go to add on events without your Bravocon ticket. Is that what I'm understanding?
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Oh yeah, you don't have to have a cut to come to mind.
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You gotta know, in general, throughout the time, I didn't realize
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that you could do that. That's great. I love this. I love
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that. Don't you love that? Actually? I do? Thank you?
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Really love it. Ems and I are wearing stripes today. We are even
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put it together. We're a couple of horizontal striped horse. I mean,
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I can always speak for myself Burden Ernie. Yeah, I don't know who's
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who, but I'll take who you are. I like them both. Yeah,
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I'll be Ernie. I'm definitely like the shorter one. Okay, ah,
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Ernie, what do you want? I just my Ernie is Jill's erin
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surprise, Ernie. Oh my god. Everyone loves your Maryland accent. It's
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so good. What was the thing you said yesterday? Though? I can't
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remember because you got some slang in there which I forgot and I want to
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have. Yeah, yeah, that was also ignorant, Like it's not they're
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all they're not all mad. There's some people that are like, uh oh,
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she's doing roll good. She's doing roll goood. She just redid her
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living room. It used to be like an angel theme and now it's all
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shells. She does like it. It's real books, roal mice. It's
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like seashowls in like the ocean. Yeah, I can't. And now I'm
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mad. I'm mad at everyone in Potomac for not having this accent. And
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I need a whole other show with these ladies who are decorating in angels and
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shells and are ignorant. They're ignorant. Shout out to Kelly H two,
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who was a Maryland person that like reached out to me to talk Marylyn.
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I was like, hey, let's do it. We're gonna be calling you
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out for several several years and days to come. Let's just put that out
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there. Oh my gosh. Well listen, before we get into Orange County,
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which is today, we do have a little dish to serve up Emalaie
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serving dish boy, oh boy. The situation between Kim and Kroi continues,
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and you know, I'm looking at Radar online and the headline says domestic diss
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police dispatched to Kim Zolciak's home after nine to one to one call reports another
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verbal altercation. Oh this is continues to go on. Apparently this erupted on
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August twenty seventh, when someone inside the family's home called nine one one and
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suspiciously hung up. According to the Milton Georgia Police Department. The frightening call
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came two days after Zolsiak called nine one one to report she was locked out
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of her toxic mini mansion about thirty miles north of Atlanta by Beerman and who,
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in a symbolic gesture, left a pillow outside the front door for his
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estranged wife. Police were dispatched to the home with a Priority three level emergency,
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meaning a crime is in progress but there is no significant threat of physical
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injury after the hang up call. The precaution was taken after a dispatcher call
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back the number and no one answered, according to the police report. The
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name of the person who dialed nine one one was redacted from the police report,
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and it is unknown if the eleven eleven am call was made by one
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of the couple's children, ages twelve to nine, or Brielle or Arianna.
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Kim and Croy having a this isn't quotes Kim and Croy having a verbal altercation,
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and redacted called nine to one one from the home. The police report
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stated met with all three and they advised everything was fine. Croy then left
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to walk around while Kim and redacted packed for a trip. Police oh,
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well, then it's Brianna. Briann. Oh, Brianna right, because Brianna,
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Yeah, because they were at the airport, right, right, because
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this was actually this lines up with that date, because this was say August
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twenty seventh, right. The police report showed that when police arrived at the
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home, the parties were involved advised everything is fine and they felt comfortable leaving
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the scene at eleven forty six pm and then oh there you go. Well
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Briell not Brianna. Sorry, sorry. Zulsiac and Brielle were spotted in Los
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Angeles at the Lax Airport Monday, where the troubled reality star was photographed wearing
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her wedding ring, but sources close the situation told radar line dot Com that
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attempts to hammer out their issues have been unsuccessful and the two have been blaming
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each other for their dire financial situation, including a one point one million IRS
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tax bill. I did see like yesterday that Croy is desperately trying to sell
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that house, which makes sense. Yeah, I thought it's they cleared it,
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or maybe they did and now they can sell it, it won't go
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into foreclosure, so maybe, yeah, I just saw I didn't read the
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head I just read the headline barely is what I'm trying. No, I
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know you're right. And also you know this this is also on the heels
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of him filing divorce papers again on that same day. So caller statements,
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my husband locked her out, arguing, yeah, I think and this is
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just a weird hunch or like, I'm like, I'm kind of an intuitive.
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I think that Croy doesn't want to be with Kim. Are you getting
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that vibe? Are you getting that vibe? I feel like Croy is trying
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to tell us something, but I don't know exactly what it is, but
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I'm getting like Kim with a ten foot wall between them, I'm guessing you
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have you know what? I think you are an intuitive? I think you
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are. Oh and then we've got the headline from yesterday. Croy wants to
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sign off on the home of the sale, the sale of the home,
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the home of the sale, and do it for our kid's sake. This
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is just things are popping off. Yeah, Okay, well they're they're in.
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They're in deep. They're in deep and I don't know deep in love
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each other. And I just like this whole thing is again seems like another
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money grab at headlines so that they can get, you know, something to
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pay their bills before they actually get divorce and sell their house. Because again,
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everything, everything seems to come out every few days. And I mean
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they're tipping them off for the drama. I mean you know that. Do
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you think do you think they're really making I mean, how are they making
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money on that? Though? Like, do you really think that these get
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that many clicks? I mean, I know I barely clicked on it,
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and I would be the target audience. I don't think I did. I
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think I scrolled by the headline on page six. Yeah, I do,
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cause I think that I think regardless of the clicks, I think they're headline
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worthy because there's trouble and yeah, you know, nine to one one call
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is going to get a click. I guess, like, how how much
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money do you think that they actually make from this? It's not like it's
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not like page six or TMZ. I mean to me, it would be
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like a couple hundred bucks a couple I would say at least five thousand.
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You think, okay, well then, but that's only five grand, Like
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yeah, but how many stories have they had? I mean, think about
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the headlines. It's been Okay, they've probably made fifty thousand dollars. Okay,
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I guess it keeps people clicking on their social media, which they also
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would get paid for directly. That's yeah. And not everybody pays for stories
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either, is the other part of that? Like daily Mail page six TMZ.
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By the way, another update, well and alleged date alleged allegedly,
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It says on this reality blurb website that around the same time, Kim took
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to Instagram urging her fans to help her with a sensitive issue. And she
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posted in her stories and I quote who in atl does good botox? And
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that was on September fifth. That was her sensitives. I mean, it
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is just like, what is happening? What is happening? As she wouldn't
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know everyone? Oh was she looking for free botox? Still, she could
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have had free botox. I mean, she knows everyone in Atlanta that does
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botox. You know, I don't know how she Well, maybe she's run
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up some bills at the botox office and they don't want to give her anymore.
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Yeah, all right, I've got did I unpause it? Uh wait
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wait yeah, oh no, that's the dot on your I'm looking at don
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on your microphone and I thought it was a down on my software. How
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funny. Okay, wait, so check this out, Emily, because I
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don't know if you've seen this, but I want to hear. I can't
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wait for your response. Queens of Bravo have posted A very reliable source has
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confirmed to us that Mauricio is set to appear on the next season of Dancing
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with the Stars. Oh yes, I saw this morning. Okay, you
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saw, you saw? All right? What are you saying? Like,
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I think that's really I don't it's I don't know, like they're I mean,
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I don't know what is that going to be a great reveal to the
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rest of the of America? Like I mean, I think it's kind of
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cool, But like I'm like, is that like a huge get? I
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know, I was surprised because I don't think that he's big enough to warrant
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a Dancing with the Stars spot, But again, maybe he is. And
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also you think so yes, that he has his own show and now that
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that's Dancing with the Stars is streaming only a huge get? Oh you know
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what I heard? Dancing with the Stars is going to go back on Network
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for the fall because because the Strike. Yeah. Yeah, but I do
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think that this is really smart because for the from the producers of Dancing with
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the Stars, because if he's ever going to be relevant, he's he's as
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relevant as he's going to be right now. Yeah, especially because Beverly Hills
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will be on. So it is a good crossover. I'm not saying he's
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not relevant. I'm just saying in terms of getting the most bang for their
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buck, this is a good time to do it. I wonder if they're
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filming for Beverly Hills right now. Still, I imagine they probably are,
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yes, yeah, because I think they are okay, So if they are,
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then this may be part of the storyline. You know that's gonna pop
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up, like, oh my god, Mauricio is doing Dancing Stars and I'm
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the one who does his splits. This is so unfair. Well, also,
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like if if this if the split that's not happening, but is happening
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but not happening, but is happening splits splits, Yeah, that's what she
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means by the splits. There's multiple splits between her and Mauricio. If that
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is actually happening, it will be fun to watch Mauricio on Dancing with the
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stars to see if there is a well they won't they with his dance partner.
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Yes, they do for everybody. So even though it's it's not ever.
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Oh it was one time with what's his face from Shark Tank and what's
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her head? His partner? Oh, what happened? They got married?
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Okay, I can't believe I'm facing on his name, the guy that's always
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on the end that loves animals, darlings. Who am I thinking? Oh
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my god? The judge. Oh on Shark Tank. So not Mark Cuban
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obviously not not mister wonderful. Oh okay, Shark Tank cast not Barbara my
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niece, and damon John Kevin O'Leary, that's mister wonderful, okay. Robert,
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Robert him Robert. He's like he's like the benevolent kind bajillionaire on the
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show. Good description. Yeah, like he doesn't have an edge, but
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he really probably has an edge, but not on the show. Hi,
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who boat Talks and Shark Tank? I got an idea. I got an
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idea for Shark Tank my handbags. It's called the Divorce, No divorce.
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Who cares haters? All right? I got other news for you. I
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got other news and this you might not care about this, but doomoi.
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Okay. According to Bravo and Cocktails and Doomoi, there are rumors about summer
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houses. Carl and lindsay that Carl was seeing someone else and with that someone
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else, there was a pregnancy scare. Ooh, now I'm tuned in,
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so there you have it now. I saw a clip of Page at one
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of her live Giggly Squad shows with she and Hannah and they were like,
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what's going out with Carl? And She's like, I obviously can't say anything.
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I can't give you the tea, but I will say that there is
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tea. So shit, I know I'm right. I'm shaking in my boots
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right now. You know, I'm of two minds on Desmis because you can
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like send them anything they've got. I feel like, do you think that
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they've gotten a little bit better about vetting? Yeah? They don't post everything
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they get, that's for sure. They vet a lot and they do not
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post everything, so who knows. And now there's things that I know that
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have been sent in not by me, that I can't believe they haven't posted.
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And I'll leave it at that. I'm the one that got pregnant,
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you mean of a woman. I pretend I don't watch Summer House, but
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we are naming the child, so y'all know Summer, Summer Moon, Honey
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Ocean you. Yeah. It used to really bug me because they would like
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report on where someone was eating and stuff, and I was like, this
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is too intrusive in terms of like right now, like they're here and there,
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and but maybe they've I think maybe they pulled back from that a little.
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I don't look at it. That's because I think they've gotten so much
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more information than just people eating out that they're like, now we're getting into
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some actual, real stories. Yeah, that's true. I think that's how
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they all start too. They all start clocking people's locations in the moment,
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Like I remember that's how TMZ started and PEOs Hilton. Yeah. Absolutely.
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And then you know, Dumint has their own podcast where you know the person
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who runs it. Their identity has never been disclosed. So when they do
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the podcast, they're like, you're all, show what we're covering this story
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and we've at e all know. It's like terrifying but also funny. It's
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like it's really just amazing the whole nature of how it got started and the
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identity thing, and now this person lives their life doing this and yet does
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not disclose who they are. I have listened to the podcast a couple of
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times, and like this person will be like, oh, I was at
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a restaurant and I saw a celebrity ard. I had to leave because I
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thought maybe they were recorded, Like I didn't know if my cover would be
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blown. I think one of the most interesting gossip coming like the one of
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the like Perez Hilton, Like remember like you couldn't get away from that him
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and that sight and he was so toxic and then he legit legit didn't about
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face yeah, because Nafer Aniston was like, hey, you know what,
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you're bully. Yeah, but even yeah, but even then, like he
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kept it going because he's made millions of dollars and then he finally just stopped,
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and I but he's The site continues. I haven't been on it in
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forever, but it used to just be cloud like it got overrun with ads.
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He basically was just like, all right, just everybody come on in,
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and I'll occasionally posted someone looks nice in an outfit or something. Yeah,
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and then he you know, he was you know he was young when
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he got all that success, so he didn't know how to handle and manages
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money, and so he lost a lot of money during that time. Yeah.
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Oh but I thought, I thought he kinda is all right because he
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has that he like bought a place in Manhattan and remember in Lady Gagay's building,
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and now he has two kids. Yeah, he blew his money,
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well he I think he may have either written a book or he spoke out
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on this. He was very public about it. And how that's a tough
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you know, he like he over you know, he grew so fast so
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that he was paying for you know, an office space like you know West
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Hollywood or Beverly Hills that was probably more than he needed. And so there
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were a lot of things that he did that were not you know, business
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savvy at the time, but he wouldn't have known because he was so young.
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And then whoever was handling his money probably didn't advise him very well.
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So he you know, grew fast, lost fast, and then kind of
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had to like rebuild in a way from what I from what I remember,
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So I mean, I I've got to say I did like him, but
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I also now looking back and like yeah, he was pretty rough. It
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was pretty rough. Yeah, I mean it hurt a lot of people,
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you know. Yeah, yeah, Like, well, I don't know,
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this is not OC related. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
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But I do remember when the whole bullying thing came out and he started to
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talk about how he was bullied as a child and that like you know,
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things get better and that type of thing. When that whole movement happened,
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it was Jennifer Aniston that saw him in a parking garage flagged him down and
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said, you know what, you're a bully. You're doing this now,
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you're a hypocrite, so stop bullying. And he was like, I think
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he had an awakening and that's when his content was the Jennifer Aniston thing.
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Yes, yeah, oh interesting because he used to call her Maniston. I
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remember that. I mean, he was a huge force in the Brittany Downfall
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and Amanda Vines like stuff. I never like looked at his page. I
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just never was attracted to it. So I just never was on that.
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Yeah, I don't know, I just wasn't on that trend. But it's
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interesting to find out all these years later, like it really it changed the
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landscape of journalism. He broke the mold because it became more about bloggers than
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it was about journalism. And he, you know, among others. Yeah,
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but he was the first that was on his own. It was a
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blog. I mean, TMZ wasn't a blog that was an actual journalism.
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I mean call it what it is whatever, you know, Yeah, yeah,
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because it right right right right yeah, interesting, yeah, very interesting.
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Abba duh. Well, we've got some Orange County to talk about,
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baby, all right, Dava, duh. I mean, there's nothing better
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than starting an episode with Doctor Moon in Orange County Energy Medicine Center, Energy
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Medicine. That's the center of it. That's the center of energy and medicine.
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It's the epicenter. It's the epicenter. And I mean nothing like getting
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at flashback to when just the tip got lost up in chaired the last and
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David had to fish it out. I mean I I was like, I
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can't believe that happened, and I can't forget. You know, Shannon has
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shown it all. She has shown it all. Look and here we have
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proof going all the way back to and what a sport David was, What
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a sport? I can't believe that after all these years and how many times
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have seen that clip, I still get nauseous. When he's holding his hand
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up and watching and talking about it. I'm like, oh my god,
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the remnants or whatever. I'm just like, oh oh, it's so disgusting.
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And she's like, and I'm going to pack your lunches now. So
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we got doctor Moon being like, you've got gravity problem. There's gravity's stress
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and she's like, my stomach is going down. He's like, your face
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is going down? To yes or what anger level is that? And she
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says a nine, and then he gets the emotional stuff out. Indeed,
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jams her and we discovered that she expanding her business with the home at home
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Calonics, that she's gonna do a partnership with doctor Moon. Honestly, I
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thought it was a really good idea. I'm not into that, but people
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are absolutely good on good on you, and I'm not. I don't think
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I'm gonna go there yet in my life, but I don't know when I
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might need one. Well, it's also like a lot of people I think
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that would be interested in doing something like that. The hold up might be
29:32
the privacy issue, and so right, if you can do it at home,
29:37
then you might be you know, I could see people like I'll try
29:41
it once, I'll do it myself. What I mean, I personally would
29:45
want a professional. But you know, what is it called when you have
29:48
to do that, like before a procedure or something. It's it's an enema.
29:55
Enema? Yeah, so it isn't it wouldn't it just sort of be
29:59
like an enema? Or I mean it sounds like it's going to be more
30:03
involved from from what I've heard from my good friends Robin Quivers and others,
30:10
because she's talked about them. Oh okay on Stern, No, it's I
30:15
I my understanding that it that it empties you more out than an enema.
30:19
But maybe so if any darlings could sound off on that, because I don't
30:25
really know. It must be because the colonic From what I understand, it's
30:29
like this long tube and it's a machine that goes all the way through your
30:33
I mean not the machine, and the tube doesn't go through your intestines,
30:36
but it's supposed to shoot water or fluid through your lower intestines in order to
30:41
and then suck out and then come oh god, it's really gross. But
30:45
see my understanding too, and not to say like this is I don't know
30:49
the science of it, but what my understanding is like when you get a
30:52
colonoscopy and they give you like the drink and you get all emptied out.
30:56
Yeah, you are naturally evacuum waiting, I mean with a not naturally,
31:02
but you're getting everything out so that you can have the kolonoscopy, but you're
31:04
also retaining the bacteria that you need in your intestine and everything, whereas with
31:10
a kolonic that's I think where the controversy is is that that pressure the water
31:15
coming through is maybe taking some of that out good bacteria, right. Interesting.
31:22
Yeah, I've also heard that that can be replenished very quickly. So
31:26
yeah, I just mean enough about probiotic up in that. Hey, Shannon's
31:30
got it covered. She's like, I know, that's why you have a
31:33
probiotic tincture to shut up your ass right after God, I have it covered,
31:41
darlings step off, all right, But I like how she's like,
31:48
and now it's not going to be a removable tip, you know. Yeah,
31:52
we figure that out. And then when doctor Moon explains it and Shannon's
31:57
like, that is not gonna feel good at all, I'm like, has
32:01
doctor Moon ever had a quanic because even just that explanation sounded brutal, and
32:07
I'm like, you should not be selling this. This what it was his
32:12
explanation. I don't even remember that maybe he was going to make it hard
32:16
so it wouldn't break off or something like that longer and then really hard,
32:21
and she's like, no, like you done this, sir? Have you
32:25
ever done this yourself? I am so here for this, Like it's very
32:32
Shannon. And I was also surprised that much like Charat, she is not
32:39
turning a profit with her business, and that is that's concerning to me.
32:45
I mean, well, it's also weird because I think it was last season
32:51
or this season before, basically when we see her on her own in that
32:54
house for the first time, she's kind of going on about how great her
32:59
life is now and she wouldn't have expected this, and her businesses are doing
33:02
great. So I don't know if it's just like she's hit a slump or
33:07
what's going on, but uh, I do think that it's got to be
33:14
real stressful for Shannon. It is. I mean, breaking even is tough
33:19
because you know, you're putting a lot of energy into a business you want
33:21
to make a profit. I mean, this is a podcast. I completely
33:25
get it. I had to start like from scratch, and I'm building.
33:29
I mean, I mean I'm in the building blocks right now. I mean
33:31
it is tough. Yeah, So I mean I get it. But when
33:37
you have a platform as large as she does and charat too, you wonder
33:42
how they're not making a profit at this point. But I guess, you
33:45
know, I like that she's expanding. It's all about that and my god,
33:50
you know, well not so much for Charret because I mean some of
33:53
that is pre built. But with Shannon, it seems like, I mean,
33:59
if he's going to do this, she's got to build a prototype.
34:01
Those are not cheap to make a prototype and then patent and then wait for
34:07
well, I mean she can start selling before that patent clears, but like
34:10
that's so much money. Like everybody has these ideas, but until you build
34:15
a prototype and then guess what that's You're probably gonna build five or six prototypes.
34:22
So maybe what she's saying is like it's costing a lot of money right
34:29
now to have these businesses because the overhead is the little nuts. Yeah,
34:32
and she has three kids, in school. But I'm also wondering, you
34:37
know, when you see David Badour out with his you know, I don't
34:40
know, I guess wife. Still they're still they're kind of doing the Kim
34:44
and Kroy dance where they they file for divorce. Then they show up in
34:49
like Paris with matching seventeen Cardier bracelets, you know, and I'm going,
34:53
well, wouldn't he be paying for college? You know, like, isn't
34:57
he helping with college? I mean, she's got eighteen Cardier bracelets on.
35:01
Yeah, I wonder too if Shannon, not just Shannon, but everybody,
35:06
all these people that have platforms are gonna start moving David to moving more back
35:13
into Twitter because there because now Elon X is now paying so much for like
35:22
impressions on Twitter, Like it's crazy the checks people are getting right now for
35:25
Twitter. What do you mean, I have no clue what you're talking about.
35:30
Oh, well, because I'm never on X and I don't know what
35:34
you're talking about. I'm well, there EXS short for exodus. Oh yow,
35:38
I like your shirt. Ho Amy's wearing a Wham shirt out of nowhere.
35:45
She just revealed that. So yeah, no, I guess like Elon
35:52
Musk is now like desperately trying to get people with a really large platform,
35:57
just people that will on Twitter to that have tons of actual followers to engage
36:06
and people are getting like decently paid for that. So head on over to
36:10
Twitter if you have a big platform, I don't want to start. Yeah,
36:15
head on over there. Interesting. Okay, that's good to know because
36:19
that's my least biggest platform. I don't I don't really interact on it much
36:22
and I don't have that no one does. But I do enjoy scrolling.
36:28
I go on there. I'm on there a lot because of trading trades and
36:34
the trading. Yeah, and there's a lot of bullshit trading on there,
36:38
Like there's people that get arrested on their kind of thing like that can investigate
36:43
it because they're pushing and you know, there's bots. So I don't recommend
36:47
that unless you have time to really sift through it. But the guys that
36:52
and not gals that are on there that are good like just like started screen
36:58
grabbing what they're getting paid by X And what are we what are we talking
37:02
a couple thousand bucks a post about what? Just posting just posting in general,
37:09
Like you get paid just to be like, hey, folkers, what's
37:14
up. What's up? X Yeah, and then if you have a lot
37:16
of if you have if they yeah, basically do it. Let's see what
37:20
happens. Okay, but everybody get on Twitter and start talking to Amy.
37:24
This is insider xing I get. So everybody get on there. Let's all
37:31
just have a conversation with Amy and Twitter and see how much she gets paid.
37:36
Great, I gotta hook that up. I gotta hook it up,
37:38
baby, I'm out. I'm at Amy Phillips underscore. Oh remember the underscore?
37:46
Yes? Oh no, I was talking to Deanna about the underscore.
37:51
Oh no, but I know what you're talking about. You do know what
37:53
I'm talking about? Yeah, of course, I'm embarrassed, humiliated. Let's
37:55
move on to the recap. Heather, does he not mean to bring the
38:00
underscore? I brought it up. I blame myself. Now Heather's fireside HD
38:07
Network party. So Shannon, now here's the thing. Shannon's like, this
38:13
is you know, I'm sorry, what is this? That that that the
38:16
hoe down all over again. I'm sorry I didn't get back to you in
38:20
time. It's like, well, actually, Shannon, you do need to
38:22
tell people whether or not you're attending an event, and also if you are
38:28
going to be super late, like this is where I was a little team
38:31
Heather on this. I'm sorry. You know, she never responded back to
38:36
Heather when she's like, are you coming to my she responded that day,
38:40
she never responded and then and then I think Heather texted her again, and
38:45
then she was like, I'm sorry, I'm stick and then I'm taking Sophie
38:50
or something like that because she didn't know if she was taking Sophie or not
38:53
to Texas. So I was a little bit what no one gives a shit
39:00
about Taylor. Taylor wasn't there. I didn't even I didn't even. No
39:08
one even said, oh, yeah, Taylor's doing this, so she can't
39:12
be here, Like how dare you girls? Oh no, you don't know
39:20
who I am. I'm holding an orange next season. No, I didn't
39:25
even realize she wasn't there. Serving my point, no one. Wow,
39:30
but her new bob looks awesome. I will say that, so good.
39:35
She got the amy. Actually she got your haircut. Now I can really
39:39
do an impression of her. Yeah, but I also do you know anything
39:45
about this? So like I get the impression a lot of times at these
39:49
events that these women are like the look of sadness and like, oh shit,
39:54
when someone doesn't show up to something like that feels much bigger than just
40:00
she didn't come. Do you feel like that They are like feel fearful for
40:06
their friend because they know that they didn't show up to a commitment that is
40:09
going to fuck with Bravo, like they didn't show up for work. Because
40:15
that's the feeling I got. They'd all had this look on their face like
40:19
oh shit, like Shannon committed to this and she didn't show, She's gonna
40:22
get in trouble by the big Bravo. Yeah, that's an interesting point.
40:29
Well, I also think that like it's a big deal when it's your event,
40:34
and it's not just that it's like a launch party for Fireside HD network.
40:38
I mean, I think it's more than that. It's like this is
40:40
going to be on The Real Housewives. Shannon is a major player, and
40:45
this kind of definitely throws a wrench into things because then it's not a full
40:52
cast party where you're gonna make a great episode, and therefore this will jeopardize
40:59
perhaps her event and the amount of time it's going to be shown. On
41:01
the show or you know, I can see the repercussions of that. And
41:05
also, yeah, to your point, I wonder if they do worry about
41:08
that, like they're gonna get in trouble or whatever. And and then there's
41:13
the personal aspect like don't don't let me down, Like I showed up for
41:16
your event, you you need to show up for mine. But at the
41:19
same time, Heather didn't show up for that Taco party, right. I
41:23
wonder too if there's something like if we don't get what we need, like
41:25
to your point the other day, if we don't get what we need,
41:29
then we're gonna have to film another one of these. And I've got plans
41:34
and I can't Like we all said we were going to show up for this
41:37
one and where the hell of Shannon? And maybe they see it as like
41:38
you're trying to sabotage my party. Yeah, but I'm talking about like Gina
41:45
and Tamra like uh and Emily all gave me. They were all looking like,
41:51
oh fuck, that is so funny. She's just not here, guys,
41:55
right, Relax, Like yeah, I don't. I don't know that's
41:59
an interest saying I gotta go back and look at those expressions. But then
42:04
we get this whole thing about Emily saying in her confessional that Heather called Emily
42:09
and told her that Shannon was talking shit about her at Bravocon breaking the fourth
42:15
Wall, thank you very much, but then didn't explain what she said because
42:19
it was in the vault. I'm so tired of the vault. Yeah,
42:22
can we please bust this vault wide open? It's really annoying. It's become
42:28
a new wife. It's no longer a friend of Yeah, just put the
42:30
vault in the confessional, the vault, fire tailorire the vault, open the
42:38
door, and there's a bunch of oranges in there. Well, Heather explains
42:44
fireside, she has her moment to like pitch this to the world, and
42:46
she's like, everything is live. You can do whatever you want and it
42:51
will live in perpetuity like a Peloton class. And on there you can have
42:55
scripted and unscripted and magic trick and live shows and cats and dogs living together,
43:04
Terry and his onion rings, you name it, a clown carve events
43:08
on HD Network. And then and then she was like you can hear people
43:15
laugh and clap, but I Tarma's like, what's this technology. I don't
43:19
get it. Oh my god. She was like, she's like a little
43:25
chihuahua, her and Jen and they're a little doublemint twins outfits. Oh my
43:30
god, that was so funny. I know, they when they all stood
43:36
together, looked awesome. Yeah, it did look really really good. I
43:38
do love that color. I like that trendy color. Well, Tamra's like
43:45
basic. I mean, the laughing and the clapping is a different kind of
43:49
technology than we have seen. You can't hear laughing and clapping on Instagram live
43:54
or only fans at least, I think, I don't know, or TikTok.
43:59
So when Taramra's like it's like Insta live or like TikTok or OnlyFans,
44:02
I don't. I don't think that's true because it doesn't have that kind of
44:06
back and forth. Yeah, so it is a different thing, Yeah it
44:12
does. It did sound like a different thing. It felt like it just
44:16
seemed like a little bit like zoom zoom. That's what I thought she was
44:21
gonna say, zoom, but she said everything else but zoom. I'm like,
44:24
you missed your moment. You should have said zoom. But that's the
44:29
word. When when she I was thinking, like, oh, that's gonna
44:32
suck because then everybody you're gonna hear everything everybody's doing. It's like when someone
44:37
doesn't mute their zoom, and like, that's what I'm wondering. And that's
44:42
why I think Tamra was like what the technologist because it doesn't make sense.
44:45
It's like you want to know, But you know what, I there is
44:49
someone who's a darling, Mike, who's he calls himself my bish graphic artist,
44:54
and like he we love him and he actually is a member of Fireside
45:00
and he loves it, so I would, and so he will definitely chime
45:05
in on our Patreon page. Mike, you got to tell us how the
45:07
technology works, Mike, and I love that. Here's the thing. I'm
45:13
all about exploring new platforms. I think this is a huge risk. I
45:17
mean, Mark Cuban is behind it. It seems like it's poised to be
45:21
successful. I'm curious to see how this will go because it does seem like
45:24
this could be the next thing. It could be. I wonder how it's
45:29
going. I wonder, you know what it's like. Mike seems to really
45:35
really love it, and he's a Heather fan. So I wonder what's going
45:38
on with that. Tara is so shady in her confessional, She's like,
45:42
is that where her acting career is going on? Fireside? So I don't
45:50
know it's gonna be. Yeah, I have to say, I know I
45:52
kind of said it the other day, but I doubled down on it this
45:57
episode. I people are they are gunning for Heather and it's out of jealousy.
46:01
I really believe it's just a jealousy for her wealth and she cannot win.
46:08
She can't win. But she also does fan her own flames sometimes the
46:13
way she knows, and that's tough. She's really on an island, and
46:17
that's why I think, like at this point, I don't think I think
46:22
she should move to Beverly Hills because these ladies it's just not blending. Like
46:29
I like the chemistry in the sense that like there is some pushback, So
46:32
there is some drama with her personality in Emily. She was feuding with Emily,
46:37
she was feuding with Shannon, she was feuding with Gina. She's like
46:40
the only person she hasn't really feuded with is Tamra and Taylor. Oh no,
46:45
she feuded with Taylor, So like it's really everyone against Heather, which
46:51
is probably a good thing for Heather because you know, she's caused the most
46:55
drama on the season, and I genuinely think that it somewhat hurts Heather's feelings.
47:02
But also she also doesn't give a shit. Well she doesn't, because
47:07
she even said to Emily, Like Emily she said to Emily, she was
47:12
like, I really don't care what you think. And I was like,
47:16
yeah, you don't, you know, I mean, she just doesn't.
47:21
I mean, at the end of the day, she might, but I
47:23
don't think the grand scheme of things, she really does. I mean,
47:29
Heather also, I have to say, has elevated in terms of US as
47:34
a nation in a culture like she has introduced me to so many terms of
47:40
a sophistication living that I mean, like the the portrait Ka Kirker, what
47:49
is ther Hallway thing? Oh, the portare thank you? The port to
47:52
share? The yeah, the close and and I love that. I love
47:59
that. She and the charcuterie board, well, I think that it's the
48:04
first time I heard of a chacuterery board. Was with that not I But
48:07
that's fine. Well, Amy, you're very cle I knew what a close
48:12
was I knew what a charcuterie was. I didn't. Yeah, we all
48:15
knew what a but I didn't know what a share that. I didn't know
48:19
that. I also didn't know a house could go for fifty five million dollars.
48:22
Yeah, but I agreed. I love I love what she brings to
48:25
the table in that sense. And I think that's the other thing that that
48:30
it's a this is where she's damned if she does or doesn't like. I
48:35
like that she doesn't talk down that she just elevates. She's just like,
48:38
no, this is what I know, and this is what I mean to
48:39
say. Yeah, and that So I kind of love that. And at
48:44
the same time, like I said a couple of weeks ago, how they're
48:47
gonna sit here and pretending you and tell us And I don't think you're pretending
48:51
that you've never had a chicken finger? Okay, cool? Right, So
48:54
it's like she doesn't apologize for it, and I think that can go either
48:59
way, depending on where the wooden blows. Well, I think that she
49:02
sort of shot herself in the foot when they went to Mexico and you know,
49:06
the word got out about the sale of their house and she didn't say
49:08
anything, and I totally get why she didn't say anything because there's an NDA,
49:13
so that so these gals are gonna rip her apart for it. They're
49:15
not gonna be legit happy. Okay, So this is where I think she
49:20
what exactly what you were saying. She's damned if she does, and she's
49:23
damned if she doesn't, because, like she says in Mexico, like we
49:29
had an NDA and like it's happened so fast, and I was hoping I
49:31
could share that with you here. But then she kind of back pedals and
49:35
says, but at the same time, I really don't know how you guys
49:37
would take it, because I feel like you think I'm bragging, and then
49:40
but by her saying you think that I'm bragging comes off as a brag,
49:46
you know what I'm saying. So she kind of shoots herself in the pot
49:49
in a way. Five million dollars there's nowhere around it. Yeah, you're
49:54
right, there's no way around it. But I think if she could just
49:58
be like, yeah, we had an NDA and I was gonna tell you
50:01
tonight and that's what it is, and we're really proud of it. And
50:06
I think at some point she should lean harder into this lifestyle and have be
50:12
not and not be apologetic by saying like, I don't think you guys like
50:16
want to be you know, I think you guys will be a judgy and
50:19
I don't feel comfortable sharing this with you. It puts her, It kind
50:22
of victimizes her own self, which in that that's kind of weaponizing against them
50:29
and makes them look bad. So I didn't feel like that helped her.
50:32
I think that she could have gone a different way with it as well,
50:36
what I'm saying, So then they're going to respond like they did. Shannon's
50:39
like rolling her eyes about the bragging thing and the I'm like, she just
50:44
can't win because like nothing she does, she needs an ally on that show
50:47
if she's going to continue, and no one is an ally to her.
50:52
Yeah, although I have I think Gina kind of but I also feel like,
50:59
I mean, it was it was kind of nice of her to not
51:02
tell them at her HD party that she's now got fifty five million dollars.
51:09
I mean, all those gals are kind of like they're doing all right,
51:15
but you do get the impression that like it could go south at any second,
51:20
and even if she would give them like a percentage, a small percentage
51:24
of that money, their life would be set. And so I kind of
51:29
feel like she feels that struggle in them and she doesn't have it and she
51:32
doesn't want to rub it in. I get that opinion as well. Like
51:37
so it was I felt like it was a kindness because that party costs probably
51:42
more than any event on the show in the last five years. Well,
51:45
and it looked flawless. I mean, I just here, let's get back
51:47
to that fireside HD Network party, because I mean, Emily was being hilarious.
51:55
She was super drunk. When they may presented that meal with the klose
52:01
over it, she was like, is a bird gonna come out? And
52:05
then and then she's eating this cucumber and I love that Heather called her out
52:09
with the perfect thing. She's like, you're eating a cucumber. You were
52:13
eating a cucumber like a fruit roll up. And then of course Tamra in
52:17
the confessional with that grain fruit roll up. It was so funny. And
52:22
then Emily being I thought that was gaff tape. I thought that was tape
52:25
that she got from the stage. I don't think that was a fruit roll
52:29
Oh really, maybe it was gaspape. I don't know it could be well,
52:32
I didn't think because they saw that before. We heard Heather say fruit
52:37
roll up, so I didn't know what it was and I thought, oh,
52:39
maybe it was a fruit roll up. Yeah, but it almost choked
52:43
her. So joke's on you, Tamera. And then Emily being like,
52:49
Heather, you should brand, you should put your initials on more things.
52:52
I'm surprised we didn't get branded, and I was like, that's hilarious,
52:55
Like Heather should learn to take a joke in the sense that like a branding
52:59
joke with her initials is hilarious, Like that's very funny. Everything is initial
53:05
and I think that was funny. Now, the sand in the salad was
53:08
concerning to me. I didn't what why Why was there sand? I don't
53:15
think anybody else just having that opinion. It was probably cruton crumbs or something,
53:20
But it seems like Emily was like very drunk and really trying to get
53:25
attention and irritating me. It was she was reaching for it. She was
53:30
reaching for fun time, Emily, but I thought it was funny. I
53:35
don't know if this was in the never Before Seen or not. Was it
53:39
on Peacock. I saw this where she kind of breaks down Heather as like,
53:45
does Heather ask about our kids? Yes? Does she like ask how
53:51
our spouse is doing? Yes? Like she checks all the boxes. But
53:53
it's not like I'm paraphrasing, but Emily's basically like she does all of things,
54:00
but she's not really engaging. And I've definitely had relationships with people where
54:06
I'm like, Okay, this feels professional, like this is doesn't It just
54:09
doesn't have an intimacy or a vulnerability to it. And so yeah, but
54:15
I think the other person thinks it's authentic, but I'm like, they just
54:20
are checking boxes and you're not feeling it. You can tell, right,
54:23
Yeah? Yeah, Because I think Emily, of all the wives, doesn't
54:29
have I'm sure she would love to have more money, but I don't think
54:31
she's hurting. And I think of all the wives, she could also really
54:37
benefit from a relationship with Heather, because you know, she's got the the
54:43
criminal charity or the non criminal I guess I forget what I'm spacing on it
54:49
through her law firms. It's not just her law firm. Here's more hints
54:53
to help Innocence Project. Innocence Project like Heather could be a big part of
55:01
that. She's got the cash, like that would be you know, Emily
55:06
could and in fairness to Emily, she could use Heather, but isn't so
55:10
good. That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean
55:15
I did like that. Gina was like Emily's you're being a dick. It
55:25
was funny. But Heather's very heavy lifting too. She really was. Gina
55:30
was keeping it all together at that she was, and she was really sweet
55:34
to Heather. She was like, I am so proud of you, and
55:38
that was nice, Like she was giving her the support that I feel like,
55:43
you know, Heather wanted. And yeah, and and just for the
55:46
sake of conversation about Heather being on this island with her money, you know
55:52
what I mean, And like that is hard to relate to anybody on that
55:58
level, and even rich people because they're so rich. Now I think they're
56:02
like, I think you're your point about them being jealous. I mean it's
56:07
possible, but I also think like they had the headlines about the paparazzi photos
56:14
that you know that was happening with with Heather and Terry. Then they got
56:17
the headlines with this house sale and so Heather's not sharing either. One of
56:22
those things, like not sharing about the allegations that her uh terry and her
56:29
marriages, you know, the rumors about it being on the rock. She
56:31
hasn't mentioned anything about that. She hasn't mentioned it. Did she did?
56:37
She? I thought that she did. I thought that there was just a
56:40
brief like, oh, that's crazy kind of thing in response to the paparazzi
56:45
photos. Okay, okay, I mean maybe you're right. I just I
56:49
just remember something being said, but maybe I said it was said doing that
56:52
during the when the photos came out, but like she didn't mention it beforehand,
56:58
and then and then like this and it's all in the headlines and they're
57:00
all together and it's like, were you gonna tell us? The NDA clears
57:06
it all up for me, frankly, But I think maybe she should have
57:09
sent a text. I mean, I don't know, does she owe that
57:13
to them or no, to me? She doesn't, Okay, I don't
57:17
think so. I mean they're gonna make it that because they she moved,
57:22
but she literally moved, like packed up her entire house and is moving.
57:25
It's a huge part of her life that is going on right now, and
57:30
now she's on vacation in Mexico and she didn't tell anyone. If we didn't
57:37
have Heather in this season, who would the villain be? Like what other
57:42
thing? Jen? I guess they would be going maybe like going after Ryan,
57:46
well, Shannon's Shannon's relationship with John has been the enemy, Heather has
57:52
been the enemy, and Jen and Ryan well, Ryan for sure. But
57:54
Geno, I guess you're right. There's other things. It just seems like
58:00
and I know there's other things, but it just seems like they the gals
58:04
will mold any situation as they are offended by Heather. I think they may
58:08
be wanting to like push her out or they're sniffing around. That's the worst
58:14
way to push someone out if you're gonna make them the center that they're gonna
58:21
say, I know, Well, the other thing is too, like maybe
58:25
they're getting the idea that she wants to like, you know, switch cities
58:30
and like go to Beverly Hills and they're they're getting that vibe and they're like
58:36
starting to feel like, Okay, we got your number, we know what
58:39
you're up to. And maybe that's an underlying tone. Yeah, yeah,
58:44
could be. Do you think Beverly Hills. It could be absolutely, I
58:50
do one thousand agree with you. Yeah, because I think that she will
58:58
have met her match and wealth in some regards, and I think that will
59:04
put her guard down a little bit, okay, and also make her compete
59:08
in a different way for relevance. Yeah, because, like, if you
59:14
think about it, I mean, Sutton in and of itself, in and
59:15
of herself, has got big money, big big money. So Sutton and
59:22
Heather I think would make for great compelling television. Kyle as well, and
59:28
the rest of the ladies don't have that kind of money, right, but
59:32
they're all I think doing the I am assuming based on what we've seen that
59:39
they all have more money than Orange County current, not Erica and maybe garcel
59:47
but Garcela might be you had to head with, like Tamra, I honestly
59:52
think that Erica is probably doing better than like some of the gals in Orange
59:55
County even now, because I think she's got all lawsuits. I mean,
1:00:01
yeah, I don't know what kind of liquid money she has. Let's just
1:00:05
say that's a good way to put it. Yeah, true, okay,
1:00:09
but just I mean two people, Sutton and Kyle alone would be great,
1:00:14
a great match for Heather du Bro. Yeah, well they would all fly
1:00:19
private to all the girls trips. That would be over top over the top
1:00:23
girls trips. Yeah, the carbon footprint alone of those three trying to compete
1:00:29
with each other on the show would destroy the planet. Oh my god.
1:00:36
Well, Heather and Emily really got into it in Mexico on their girls trip,
1:00:43
and now here we have this them bringing up Bravocon and there's some confusion
1:00:49
about who said what, because Emily is basically saying like you're the one like
1:00:54
Heather. Oh god, I'm trying to think. I got a little confused
1:01:00
about this, but oh, I know with it was at a hotel room
1:01:07
when Gina was getting a blowout that apparently somebody said some things about Emily Shannon.
1:01:15
According to this, UH said some Heather said some things about Emily,
1:01:21
But actually Heather thinks it was Tamra. Yeah, Heather said that Shan Shannon
1:01:28
things about Emily. But Gina says she thinks it was Tamra that said some
1:01:32
things about because Gina was having a blowout, She's not sure, couldn't confirm.
1:01:39
So now Heather's like, I did not say that. That is bullshit
1:01:43
and Shannon's like she Heather was never in my room, which this does make
1:01:47
sense because Heather really is very emphatic about the fact that she didn't say it,
1:01:52
and I I do believe her. Right now, Emily has been drunk
1:01:57
lately and I don't know if I can believe what she's saying. And then
1:02:00
with Gina coming in saying, I don't know, I think it was about
1:02:02
Tamera. Could be what can I think? I would like to know.
1:02:08
Also, well, when did they film this? Okay, so this was
1:02:15
after bravocon last year. So Bravocan was in November of last year. A
1:02:20
month later they started filming, right, so yeah, whoa, that's weird.
1:02:25
Couldn't have been December because that's Christmas, so maybe it was like January.
1:02:30
Okay, because like this is totally anecdotal, but like I've had a
1:02:36
few friends on doing like wo kobe or you know, taking ozempic or wokobe,
1:02:43
and they tell me that when they drank, when they have drank with
1:02:46
it, it's like they they get because they're not eating as much. And
1:02:52
I now Emily has lost a lot of weight. I don't remember how she
1:02:57
had. She did a kickstart of ozembic for two months. Okay, well,
1:03:01
I wonder if some of that's happening. I wonder if that's happening right
1:03:05
now. Oh that's so interesting. Yeah, she did it for two months
1:03:07
and then stopped and then did the rest on her own. She got surgery,
1:03:12
you write, or some of the arm, some extra whatever. But
1:03:16
uh, that's so wild. I wonder, yeah, because she was like,
1:03:20
I mean, all my glasses here, she was like she had like
1:03:22
seven champing lesses. Yeah, and they and they said, like, my
1:03:27
one girlfriend's like, I got really drunk. I've not ever been that drunk.
1:03:30
And I had like four glasses or I had like four drinks, and
1:03:35
I was saying shit, and thence is a lot though that's well not for
1:03:39
her and then not for my friend, right, and like she and that's
1:03:46
an I know that people stop drinking. This is actually a helpful tool for
1:03:52
addiction, these the wa goovy drugs because of some of the side effects.
1:03:59
But anyway, and I think there's a mental it's like a block or two
1:04:03
for some of that, like needing a drink or needing something. Anyway,
1:04:10
I just wondered if like that was a little out of character Emily's been a
1:04:14
little out of character in terms of being like the goof like it's she's definitely
1:04:17
more of a fun drunk but a little bit more volatile. And yeah,
1:04:19
I thought, like, I wonder if that's going on there. That's a
1:04:23
really good question. Yeah, I wonder about that. Also, the waiter
1:04:27
was like the soap opera's good. This is gonna take a while in Spanish.
1:04:31
Also, I don't know why this was cut from the show. This
1:04:34
was never before seen. That fight was extended on peacock. Oh really they
1:04:40
told us it was not. Yeah. When they said never before seen,
1:04:43
I was like, how is this being cut right now? She did?
1:04:45
Emily does this weird impression of Heathery're like, oh god, I gotta go
1:04:51
see it. Yeah, you're and She's like, you're just waiting to talk
1:04:56
until I finish. Oh wow, okay, so yeah, oh interesting.
1:05:00
I did love the end when Heather's like, just because you say something emphatically
1:05:05
doesn't make it true, and then Emily's like, just because your said do
1:05:10
this with your vulcan hands doesn't make it true either. I did love that.
1:05:15
Oh it's good stuff. I mean it's good, it's good stuff.
1:05:18
But before we wrap, we have to talk about Jen and Ryan Adam the
1:05:24
mom Yeah, and Ryan's soft pitch for Jen and Ryan plus seven or whatever?
1:05:31
Oh my god, don't. I mean I was like, Okay,
1:05:34
we get it, Ryan, now you're here. I mean I was always
1:05:39
pretty sure. Now I know. Wow wow. He almost looks straight into
1:05:45
the cameras. Yeah. I mean, who knew that I'd be here with
1:05:51
Jen and Ryan plus seven staring at the iris of the camera. I and
1:06:00
that fucking coat. Man, that jacket vibes. Dude, that's what it
1:06:06
says on the back, does it? It does not? Yes, it's
1:06:11
word art on his back. Take it back to Michael's. Dude, we
1:06:15
don't want it. We don't want that. I don't even think the Orange
1:06:19
County area wants that. Doesn't It look like Michael's crafts Now has a line
1:06:25
of coats. Michael has a lot of coats. Michael's work keg Michael's like
1:06:31
Vickey's son is Michael's crafts best cap secret in the OC. That coat is
1:06:41
a travesty to mankind. I don't even like it's not even it's the only
1:06:45
way you wear that is ironically as Ryan for Halloween. I mean, it'd
1:06:51
be a great costume. I just go Ryan Darlings, go as Ryan.
1:07:00
I just lost my headphones. I'm lapping my ass off. And and then
1:07:04
like everyone can get together beforehand and have a craft party and like make Ryan
1:07:11
jackets like the wreath party or the pumpkin carving and get together and make your
1:07:16
Ryan jackets. Now that can worr it. That's an add on. That's
1:07:24
my hat. Everybody b y oh Jean jacket j j all Right, just
1:07:34
for this reason at all, I will go ahead and allow Ryan to continue
1:07:41
on the show, because this is too much fodder for us to ignore.
1:07:45
It is like it's a it's we haven't seen this Thurst and Slade. Honestly,
1:07:54
Slade could never at this level, Like this is a like a oh
1:07:59
my god, what am I? I can't even think of the word.
1:08:03
What's a comedy show called? Which one? Thank you? Sitcom? See
1:08:10
the strike is removed by from my brain anything you're not allowed to say sitcom?
1:08:15
Cross the line? I did. I just crossed the strike line.
1:08:20
So anyway, he's a sitcom character. But how can Jen not see the
1:08:25
red flags with those patterns on his jacket? Because she's in love and by
1:08:32
in love, she's fully intoxicated with whatever chemical is being released into her brain
1:08:38
that makes her very attracted to him, and that's gonna be the way it
1:08:43
is. I have been there, so I know. I mean, we've
1:08:48
all dated somebody that like makes no sense fashionably is real fool of themselves.
1:08:57
We've all been there, Amy, we have all I ever made that mistake.
1:09:00
I'm sorry. I can't. I can't co sign with you there.
1:09:03
I oh, man, I actually Brett does have some questionable ritt is my
1:09:13
husband. Yeah, now, so look, you know, but he's probably
1:09:17
doing it ironically. There's just a lot of wrestler shirts, you know what
1:09:23
I mean. So look that's it. I will all right, fine,
1:09:26
I'm gonna have to co sign with you. He wore Carpenter jeans for too
1:09:31
long and then he finally moved out of them. This was many, many
1:09:34
years ago. But guess what Carpenter jeans are back. Ironically they are.
1:09:42
So Jen finally meets Ryan and she they're nervous. Ryan's like, yeah,
1:09:48
oh sure, Jen has told you it wasn't faithful, and that's something I
1:09:50
wish I could redo. Anyway. MYX wife met her at thirteen fourteen,
1:09:56
obviously bored over and U screw it up. Wish I could go back and
1:10:01
do it over, can't do it? Do you have any questions? Chris
1:10:05
in the front. You know, it's like, damn, this guy's got
1:10:10
it locked and loaded. He's very charming and if you're open to being manipulated,
1:10:15
you're fucked. Yeah you are. Yeah, right, So I think
1:10:20
and I'm not saying her mom's open and being manipulated. I think her mom
1:10:24
is just really hoping for the best and trying to see the best. So
1:10:28
she's like not seeing the full picture. Sure, but again, I stand
1:10:34
by my Poucy from The Simpsons, the cool Dog that everybody that's what Ryan
1:10:41
looks like. And I would not be fooled by him. I think most
1:10:45
would. I would not either. Emily, Yeah, but I And but
1:10:51
again, Jen was coming out of something where she was pretty sheltered and she
1:10:57
was pretty naive, and so she's got to go through this. I don't
1:11:00
have those in Oklahoma. Look at this guy. Wow, Ryan, I've
1:11:05
never met anyone like you. Jacket is something. I mean, Tamra is
1:11:12
saying like sometimes it's clubs that questionable, and then like the four we already
1:11:15
have four shots of him in horrific clothes, horrific fashions, and for that
1:11:23
reason sign him up for another season. Chris, he's like Bizarro Louie in
1:11:30
New Jersey. And I don't like I'm saying Bizarro in a good way because
1:11:33
he's not Louie, right, Like, yeah, he brings a different look
1:11:38
and he's definitely manipulating the situation. Chris was like doubling down about, like,
1:11:45
well, the kids are my concern, and you know, Will was
1:11:48
a good man, a great father, great husband number one, I'd love
1:11:53
to marry him. And Jen's like he was a great he's a great dad.
1:11:58
It's like, well, a great person all around. He's you know,
1:12:01
so we'll just say that. But Chris said, I'm not sorry,
1:12:04
Chris, Ryan saying that in a perfect world, the divorce would be final
1:12:10
and he would be engaged to Jen, and and then Chris saying, well,
1:12:14
you've got some big shoes to fill, but I think you can do
1:12:16
it and buy big shoes the ex husband. I know, that was so
1:12:21
comfortable. Yeah, that was so uncomfortable, But I mean, I'm getting
1:12:28
at this lunch. I also think, like I'm after watching that and seeing
1:12:33
how hard Ryan is leaning into the idea that he wants to get married,
1:12:36
Jen doesn't. The second that she does want to get married, he's gonna
1:12:40
be one foot out the door. That jacket's gonna hit the floor. We're
1:12:43
gonna he's gonna jack. Yeah, the jacket's gonna be left behind, and
1:12:46
that's all she'll have. Well, at least I still have his jacket.
1:12:51
I'll always remember him. I'm gonna turn it into a pillow, turn it
1:12:57
back into a patchwork quilt. I'm just gonna say, turn it back into
1:13:02
turn it back into that's what it was. Yeah, Oh my gosh,
1:13:13
what a fun what a fun time in Orange County. I loved this episode.
1:13:19
I did too. I mean we're open with doctor Moon, we close
1:13:23
with that epic Jean jacket. I mean we're in a vacation and a girls
1:13:29
trip and house trip and here we are. Yeah. Oh, I wanted
1:13:33
to ask you. You think that they planned that they wouldn't talk to Heather
1:13:38
about the house sale until dinner, right, Yes, because they spend a
1:13:42
lot of time together. They sure did. Maybe they were like, if
1:13:46
she doesn't bring it up until dinner, then which will not say anything?
1:13:51
No one say anything, Tamar, don't say anything. I'm gonna set her
1:13:55
bring it up. I'm gonna say that dinner, okay, dinner at dinner
1:13:59
okay, An what what did you say? Oh my god? I love
1:14:10
I love that we saw Archie because it was just Shannon like waiting by her
1:14:15
pool, staring at Archie, waiting for Tamra to FaceTime to do that scene.
1:14:18
You know, yes, yes, did you say? Actually they This
1:14:26
was funny to me because like they were on FaceTime and pretending like they tamar
1:14:31
just discovered the headline about the house. Yes, like so does plus plus
1:14:35
the summon Cinemaya and oh my god, oh my god, it's just this,
1:14:47
You're so right, like all her words somehow separate but like she speaks
1:14:54
in cursive kind of. I don't know what that. I never noticed it
1:14:57
until your impression. And I love that they got there and that they play
1:15:02
it and to Plia del Carmen and their place is looks it's incredible that place.
1:15:09
Yes, Wow, I know I want to go there. That's a
1:15:13
good ad for a place. It was and it needs more title cards.
1:15:17
Shred fitness can't be the only thing I remember from this season. It cannot.
1:15:24
And Gene's like this sweet is bigger than like hand. Well, we
1:15:28
all know that we already knew. Oh yeah, anything else Emily from this
1:15:38
this week's episode, I think I I think we covered it. I mean
1:15:45
yeah, I think we're good. We've got we've gott how many episodes did
1:15:48
that? I oh, this's one note to Peacock. Let us watch the
1:15:51
preview for the next episode. It is so hard to time to watch the
1:15:56
preview for the next episode. You've got to like hit a cancel button,
1:15:59
but maybe not or scroll up anyway. That's everything else is great, Vicky
1:16:06
Vicky. Next week, that's the Previewky's coming down to Mexico. Maybe I
1:16:13
don't watch a preview and you will. You get to see my reaction when
1:16:15
Amy tells me, what's I love Emily's reactions, so that'll always It's like
1:16:21
an unboxing and box the preview from Amy's description on boxing, Emily's reactions or
1:16:33
or boxing with Genolions boxing up the gifts. Join Emily and I for our
1:16:41
add on to make Ryan's jean jackets. Some somewhere at Bravo con I don't
1:16:45
know where, maybe outside the doors. Maybe that's all we'll get. We'll
1:16:48
set up some tables. I have a feeling it's gonna be near wherever a
1:16:53
Tom Hardy store is. I think that's where she should make that happen.
1:16:59
Is he Sel still a thing? We could do it there, b y
1:17:02
o s. Bring your own snaps, bring your own buttons. You know
1:17:06
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