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Grace O_Malley _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _553(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: I want to let you know about some new tour dates.
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  Speaker 1: I will be in Nashville, Tennessee on May 3rd at
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  Speaker 1: the Bridgestone Arena. You can get your tickets starting Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: January 8th at 10 a.m. local time with presale code RATKING.
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  Speaker 1: We also have tickets remaining in East Lansing, Eugene, Victoria, B.C.
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  Speaker 1: in the Canada, College Station, Belton, Texas, San Antonio, Oxford, Fayetteville, Tuscaloosa, Tallahassee, Winnipeg,
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  Speaker 1: and Calgary, Alberta in the Canada. Get all your tickets
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  Speaker 1: at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. Make sure to go through that site.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you so much for your support. That'll still
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  Speaker 1: be the Return of the Rat Tour. Today's guest is
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  Speaker 1: an entertainer out of the Boston and New England areas
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  Speaker 1: of America, and I got to see her backstage the
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  Speaker 1: other night when she was performing stand-up here in Nashville, Tennessee.
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  Speaker 1: She got her start with Barstool Sports, and I've been
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  Speaker 1: a fan, and I'm looking forward to get to learn
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  Speaker 1: more about her. Today's guest is Miss Grace O'Malley. Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: I've got three younger sisters.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all do.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm the milkman's because I'm a redhead.
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  Speaker 1: You're the milkman?
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  Speaker 2: I'm the milkman's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the milkman's kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's a whore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dang. I wish, I wish. Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's good, yeah. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: I wish my mom would have gotten laid more, I think. Yeah? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think she was, I don't know if she was
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  Speaker 1: making love to maybe this auto mechanic one time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. He would always come around and look around
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  Speaker 1: at us.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of undercarriage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i think yeah he was just i don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he was doing he might not even have been
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  Speaker 1: a mechanic i mean it was in our town it
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  Speaker 1: was like if you were greasy enough and kind of
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  Speaker 1: you know people would do mechanicing in their yard you
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  Speaker 1: know type of thing where like come drop the car
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  Speaker 1: off in my house and people would do a lot
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  Speaker 1: of like at home mechanicing type.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff like tag you're it you've got the car now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no just like it was like uh Like, people
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to have a real shop to be a mechanic. Oh, gotcha.
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  Speaker 2: All right, cool, cool.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so people could just do it at home.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I never come empty-handed to anything, but I've been
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  Speaker 3: in limbo all day, so this is the best I
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  Speaker 3: can do.
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  Speaker 2: I heard you're on again, off again, quitting.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, you brought me this. Air bar.
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  Speaker 2: I heard sometimes you quit and sometimes you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But mostly you try to quit, so I feel like
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  Speaker 2: an ass, but.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to come empty-handed.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's nice of you.
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  Speaker 1: Very sweet of you. This is very, yeah, it's almost
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  Speaker 1: like the first Thanksgiving or whatever. Yeah. You know, whenever
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  Speaker 1: they did that. Yeah. So that's very nice. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: I've actually been doing good about quitting. I think the
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  Speaker 1: tough part is that the worst thing about quitting is
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  Speaker 1: that you have to every day you're like, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to quit. And then you don't. And then you set
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  Speaker 1: yourself up for failure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's a commitment that I just I don't have the
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  Speaker 3: willpower to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you tried it or no?
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  Speaker 2: I was supposed to start January yesterday and I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't. I didn't have the willpower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to stop this going on. So we're going
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  Speaker 2: to try again today.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. Yeah. It's another day. Yeah. Yeah. That's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. January is a lot of pressure. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a lot of pressure at the beginning of the
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  Speaker 1: year to get it all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But for what though? Like we're just new all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden. We're just going to flip it off.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's kind of the goal. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's the goal. It just feels kind of tough, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressure. It is a lot of pressure, dude. God,
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  Speaker 1: being alive is just damn. It's a lot sometimes. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it just feels like a lot. Grace O'Malley, thanks for
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  Speaker 1: coming in today.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm super pumped. I tried to play it really cool
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  Speaker 3: the other day, but I am a very big fan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Very big fan. So this is very sick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours, too. You always
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  Speaker 1: just seem like such a human.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, why not? I don't know what's wrong with
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  Speaker 2: half of these people. Everyone's kind of fucking out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, things are, huh?
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  Speaker 2: A little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I think, well, I think if people get into like
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  Speaker 1: the spotlight or get like popularity, popularity, ego, all that
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  Speaker 1: stuff is super dangerous, you know? Yeah. And you don't
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  Speaker 1: realize it sometimes like you can be getting infected by
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  Speaker 1: it or that like, or suddenly you'll try to super
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  Speaker 1: manage how you're perceived, which some of that's normal because
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  Speaker 1: you want to protect yourself. But I think all of
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  Speaker 1: that's just, it's scary. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you've got to be yourself. That's what
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 3: You've just got to be yourself. But if yourself has
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  Speaker 3: been an asshole, then maybe you should change.
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  Speaker 2: If yourself's an asshole, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they've got people out there now that are
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  Speaker 1: not even gay, that are being gay. They have all
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  Speaker 1: types of people, like fake Native Americans. Like every week
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  Speaker 1: they're busting like one of these politicians for saying they
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  Speaker 1: were Honduran or something. You know, just a lot of bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I had the 23andMe to claim one of
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  Speaker 3: those things because I feel like if you can claim it,
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  Speaker 3: you can say it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of words I can't say that I
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  Speaker 2: would love to claim to be able to say. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm trying to think if you seem like, because
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  Speaker 1: what are you?
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  Speaker 4: You are?
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  Speaker 2: I am a Mick.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm Irish.
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  Speaker 1: You're Irish.
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  Speaker 2: Like pretty, pretty embedded.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Nope. Yeah. No judgment for me here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, Irish shirts. Some people are really fucking Irish.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen that video of that baby? He's like
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  Speaker 1: breastfeeding and he orders another tit or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. No, I haven't seen that, but that's classic.
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  Speaker 1: It's the most Irish shit.
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  Speaker 2: That's about pretty much the way I was brought up.
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  Speaker 1: He like orders a round for everybody in the room
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  Speaker 1: or something. They're breastfeeding like a family thing or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like a birthday or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: One of my worst jokes I ever wrote was like
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  Speaker 3: one of my first ones was, that I'm so Irish
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  Speaker 3: that I was breastfed Guinness.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a rough one. Kind of. I told some rough. Oh, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, one of my first jokes was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I need a job, a blow job.
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  Speaker 2: That's classic though.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. It was pretty bad.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: At least we have each other. It was pretty bad. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, I stopped by the comedy club the other
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  Speaker 1: night and you were doing standup. How long, so how
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  Speaker 1: long have you been doing standup? Just so, cause some
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  Speaker 1: audience won't know you. So, um, You're a podcaster and
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  Speaker 1: a comedian. Yes. Yeah. Okay. And how long have you
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  Speaker 1: been doing standup? I, so I moved to New York
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  Speaker 1: in 2020.
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  Speaker 2: I was doing it like here and there on like
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  Speaker 2: the streets. Cause you had to do it like outside
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  Speaker 2: at the time. And I was COVID cause COVID. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so I did like on and off here and there,
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  Speaker 3: but started taking it serious around January of this last year.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. 2024, 2024. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so what did that mean, taking it serious, like,
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  Speaker 1: just getting up more, like, getting into, like, the circuits
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  Speaker 1: or what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an oxymoron saying taking it serious because
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  Speaker 3: it's comedy, but, um, just, like, going up as much
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  Speaker 3: as I could, like, networking, I guess, and putting myself
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  Speaker 3: out there kind of thing. So I've been going up
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  Speaker 3: as much as I could and, uh. Whitney Cummings ended
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  Speaker 3: up taking me on the road with her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Whitney took you on the road with her.
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  Speaker 2: My apologies.
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  Speaker 1: Whitney did? Yeah, she did. Oh, yeah, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Which was sick, yeah. So she put the fire under
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  Speaker 2: my ass. She came on.
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  Speaker 3: I used to have a podcast. It's no longer, but
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  Speaker 3: she came on as a guest, and she was like,
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  Speaker 3: I fuck with you.
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  Speaker 2: You should open for me. And I'm like, you don't
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  Speaker 2: want that. And she was like, no, just do it.
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  Speaker 2: Just say yes, and it'll all follow, so. She put
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  Speaker 2: the fire right in my ass. I just grinded.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. And so you were just... Now, was it like
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  Speaker 1: you were overnight suddenly on stage having to do a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time or no?
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  Speaker 2: So she gave me 15, which turned into 20. And
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  Speaker 2: she just kept.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I was doing something right because she kept
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  Speaker 3: adding me to more cities.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, so I guess I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was nice. So you're from... Originally, you're from
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  Speaker 1: where at?
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Boston, but like outside of Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. And do people from outside of Boston look
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  Speaker 1: differently to people than inside of Boston? Um....
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  Speaker 2: Oh, culturally, probably.
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  Speaker 3: There was this thing in the 70s called busing where
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  Speaker 3: they brought African-American children into the city.
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  Speaker 1: For schooling and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: For schooling, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So some people didn't like that, so those people, they left.
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  Speaker 3: And that is, unfortunately, where I come from.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's for your family?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You were birthed out of those people?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those were those guys.
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  Speaker 1: People make their choices, you know? Yeah. They have, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they have, yeah, because Boston's interesting. They got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of racism up there, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's, you know, it's not as loud as
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  Speaker 2: it is down here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the South, it's more, the South has more of
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  Speaker 1: that kind of slave magic history.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We just have just little innuendos of bad history and
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  Speaker 3: bad- bad things we did, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: It's still up there, though, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: It depends on what side you're on. You should just
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  Speaker 1: meet my dad. You'll see it there. Is he a
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  Speaker 1: fireman or no?
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  Speaker 3: No, he wanted to be a police officer. Ended up
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  Speaker 3: being an electrician, but he fucked that up, too.
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  Speaker 1: What, doing electricity?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got electrocuted.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the job.
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  Speaker 3: He said he saw God. He started to be a believer.
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  Speaker 3: Tyler Childers walked.
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  Speaker 2: Him into heaven.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Childers?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Childers.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. The musician?
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  Speaker 2: The musician.
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  Speaker 3: Walked him into the pearly gates. So that's my father.
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  Speaker 1: You almost got to believe him. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But that guy's still alive, so I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: that illusion was with him.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. I'm not really sure. Why would a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's not even dead come and help you? That's nice
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  Speaker 1: of him.
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  Speaker 2: It is really sweet, but that makes me, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when it got a little fictional.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like you were having a bad dream, and you
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  Speaker 2: woke up and you were blasted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah dude being electrocuted it's kind of under it's not
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  Speaker 1: a it's uh it doesn't get as much credit as
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  Speaker 1: it deserves really i got got once by um electricity.
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  Speaker 2: A little fork in the outlet action uh.
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  Speaker 1: No when i was at a fair or something uh
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  Speaker 1: I was, we used to go to the carnival down
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  Speaker 1: the street from our home or whatever. And they had,
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  Speaker 1: they would let you ride the rides the day before
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  Speaker 1: the fair opened up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, little test monkeys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Nice. So we're out there and, um, and we're
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  Speaker 1: doing it or whatever. And they were just like plugging
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  Speaker 1: shit in and whatever and ever, you know, and I
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  Speaker 1: would try to get off one of the rides and
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  Speaker 1: I like grab two different railings. And I think I
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  Speaker 1: connected some circuit or whatever. And so I was just
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  Speaker 1: like this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit. did your friends see a skeleton like the
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  Speaker 2: cartoons no.
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  Speaker 1: Uh i don't know my friends they kind of ran
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  Speaker 1: off they're like oh something's you know this isn't we
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be involved be a superhero yeah this
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  Speaker 1: guy's not doing good we don't want to be involved
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  Speaker 1: in it and some guy called me i think or
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  Speaker 1: whatever and kicked me in the back and i was
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  Speaker 1: like okay he saved my life but he still called
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  Speaker 1: me a so i was like well you know but
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  Speaker 1: that what do you that's what you get kind of
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  Speaker 1: around the carnival but um That time, and then I
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  Speaker 1: was walking behind a food truck that was serving crab
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  Speaker 1: meat or whatever, which I don't trust.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds really wrong, too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't trust crab meat that's that close to
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  Speaker 1: a gas tank, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's fair.
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  Speaker 3: I think crab meat should be fresh from the ocean,
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  Speaker 3: like right from the ocean. When we got here this weekend,
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  Speaker 3: I had crab legs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what am I doing? I've shit my brains
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  Speaker 2: out this.
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  Speaker 1: Whole last couple days. Oh, yeah, it's horrible.
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  Speaker 2: We're in land block right now, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Never seen a crab anywhere around here.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had money before, so I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get some crab legs. This is sick.
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  Speaker 1: You're as smooth. It's Tennessee Shelfie. Yeah, that's wild, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I feel fucking stupid. That's that new money shit. That's
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  Speaker 2: new money, boy.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking new money, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's give him the crab legs.
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  Speaker 1: This baby's getting a grill and we're getting fucking Tennessee
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  Speaker 1: crab legs.
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  Speaker 3: What else is wicked gay that I could get?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of shit that we got.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was your first new money buy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I got a fucking Cybertruck. It was the only
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  Speaker 1: thing I've ever really gotten for myself that was, like, expensive.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody was telling me about that, and they were saying
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  Speaker 3: that you thought that nobody would recognize you in that thing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's what I thought at first. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think it was that big of a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: thought everybody would have them, you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to make people do many double takes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it was horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Once at the car, second at you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Or, sorry, once at you, second for the car.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was all horrible. Because whenever you first got them,
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  Speaker 1: I got home. I ordered like five years ago, right?
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  Speaker 1: Because it was $ 100.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's like putting it on the wish list. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So for $ 100, you could be like, I got a
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  Speaker 1: Cybertruck coming. It was online.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's on layaway.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That's rich people layaway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was like, yeah, I'm getting a Cybertruck
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. And then I kept, like, bothering Elon on Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: Where are they? You know, give them, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Are you guys on a basis of, like, talking?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. No, I don't know him. I was just tweeting
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  Speaker 1: at him and stuff or, like, you know, saying stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. And then finally one day I got home.
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  Speaker 1: I'd been out of town for a few weeks and
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  Speaker 1: it was in my garage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sick.
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  Speaker 1: And so I was like, holy shit, dude. And at
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  Speaker 1: first when you would drive down the street, people would, like,
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  Speaker 1: There were people cheering, people had American flags. There were
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Mexican people out there doing this and dancing or whatever.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. You're like, where did these Mexican people
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: come from, you know?
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Ole, ole, ole.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: And you were just driving. But really, they had like,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: we are the champions. It was like gay people. People
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: were coming out of the closet in front of you.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: You had girls flashing titties.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: It was a lot. Yeah, it was just a lot
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: going on, you know? And yeah, I did it. I
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: thought it automatically would have extra darkness on the windows,
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: you know? And it didn't. So for a long time,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like it. Obviously, I can just draw.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: There was extra darkness. And then my buddy was like, dude,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: you got to get those things tinted. I was like, oh, shit, man.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: They're not tinted. So finally I did get them tinted.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Well, what was it, Run DMC?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: I forget who it was, but they said tinted windows
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: don't mean nothing. They know who's inside.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: So you're fucked.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Ugh.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: And so is the guy who waited five years for
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: a Cybertruck just to blow it up.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: What a science experiment.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Some guy just did that, huh?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring that up, dude. Actually, you know what's funny?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I thought about getting like a big fuse and putting
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: it like hanging out of mine. Oh, yeah.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: That's a goodie.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did it for Fourth of July? He did
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: it for New Year's?
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: That's what it does look like. It does look like
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: a spectacle. I think it was a political point in.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Front of Trump.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, in front of Trump Towers. Wow.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I think one person did die, so it's tough to
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: find a joke there.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: It was probably some Middle Easterners getting a picture next
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: to it. People were always like, can we get this?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Can we? And you're just like, leave me alone.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I'm going to blow a lid.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Don't come ask me. But the problem is the horn
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: sounds a little bit effeminate, too.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Does it?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you hit the horn, a couple gay dudes
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: will kind of walk over.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, hi. You need something?
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: They still have prostitutes that work the streets.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Do they?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Not here.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: They don't have to anymore, right?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Where are streetwalkers still in America? Can you pull that up, please?
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Because I've been looking. I've told my friends before. I
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: don't get laid much. That's just a fact about me.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: But I told my friends, just surprise me with a
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: hooker one day. And don't tell me it's a hooker.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: A male hooker?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: A male hooker. They exist? I'm not sure.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I think that they, yeah, definitely. I mean, there's like
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Italian guys, if that's what you're talking about.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Gross.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: But I don't know what you're looking at overall. Nevada
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: has the largest commercial sex market in the United States
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: when adjusted for population. Okay. Number of prostituted people. Nevada
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: has more than twice as many prostituted people per capita
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: as California and 63% more than New York.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Hmm. So they still have brothels there.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: All right. So I'm moving to Nevada.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: You might have to go to Nevada to get it. Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: There we go. Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I wonder what would that be like for a woman?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Because I've gotten a Lady of the Night or whatever
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: they're called. Mystical. Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Just one time, I'm sure.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they call them. Yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: A mystical puss.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I got one in Amsterdam, right? Where people go
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: get them.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's like the prize.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Mecca. Yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: The Mecca of horse.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: It is. It's like the Istanbul of like... you know
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: midnight coot or whatever you know and so i went
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: there and oh here was the funny part my buddy
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: and i both of us like snot like acted like
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: we weren't gonna go there so we both like went off.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: By ourselves separate rooms like all right man.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Night bud and then saw each other they were like.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: That's tough that's when you just have to embrace it
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: and then just do a force over something.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: But here was a sad part of it. You go
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: in there and it seems like it's very alluring and
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: the mirage of it is very compelling. But you go
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: in there and right when you go in their door,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: because they're standing out there and there's kind of some
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: red lights inside of the room. You go in there
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: in the main door and there's like a bouncer guy
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: right there. Yeah. And he's very, you know, tough guy.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: And he says something real tough or something. And then
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: you kind of go like that. And then you go
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: into the room, and it's very much like a doctor's room.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Everything's kind of covered in paper or plastic. It feels like... Classy.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: It feels like.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: It feels very clinical.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Clinical. Okay. So it's routine. It's like an appointment.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Right. That's what it starts to feel like. So the
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: magic of any romance or whatever is going on.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Were you looking for lust and love?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I think everybody probably... Probably.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I thought you were looking for just like a wet willy.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: No. I'm one of those guys who like would leave
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: the strip club and be like, man, I think I,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I think there's a chance we're going to
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: get her off the stage.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: You're going to give her a pep talk next time
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: you go in. Like, hey, Annabelle magic.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: We could put you in community college, babe, you know?
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: So much better than this. You could be so much more.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: That sure is something.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: So I think it's very hard. Like, I can't get
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: an erection like around broken glass or I can't get
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: an erection I'm realizing around. Like some environments like that
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: that are so clinical.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Have you ever spent a night in jail?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: So that's like exactly that. How could you get– Right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: How could you get off– that feels like jail.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: With just a little silk.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a slightly silky jail.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Silky jail. I would go to silky jail.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Smooth jail.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Do you have a mugshot?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm a mugshot. That's a great question.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: If I do, it's in Mississippi or Louisiana. I'll have
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: to check. That's a good thing to look up for.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: That would be sick merch.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Wow, is that me?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Is that supposed to be you? Damn. I'm sorry.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I can't believe neither one of those are me.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: And then this one's just literally your headshot, not a mugshot.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, that's just a headshot. Go back up to
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: the second one.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're a tiny baby boy in that blue shirt one.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Very young, very impressionable. There I am. What did I do? Possession?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was kitty porn.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Kitty vids. Yeah. K-I-T-T-Y.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it was meow?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: No problem.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: What about you? You been in?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: No i'm dying to though because i i would like
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: i would like uh a mugshot see you in there
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: i would yeah it would be good i think i'd
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: run that thing like a like.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: A mcdonald's I'd see you in there keeping stuff in
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: your bra. Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And, like, they come to me, and they got to ask, like, oh,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: do you want red dye number two?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You want some lipstick? Because that's what the girls
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: do in there. They go crazy.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to watch them, I call it, huh?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: You want me to thread your eyebrows with some, I
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: don't know what they'd use.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want me to hide some.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: But I'll find out.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: And I'll be the head of the market.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want me to pull some Claire all out
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: of your pussy or what?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Like people smuggling makeup in there or something? Yeah. Is
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Clairol still makeup?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You don't?
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I could pretend.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Clairol. I thought it was a makeup company. Is it?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Fuck it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what does love look like for you? What's
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: your love life like? Do you have a boyfriend or
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you don't have a boyfriend?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I do not have a boyfriend. You might have said
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: that too, sorry. I've never had one and I'm 26.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: You've never had one? I know, and it's like everyone
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: always does that. It's like, oh, rats.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Like, damn, every single time I'm like, oh, I should
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: just let that person have that reaction because it is crazy.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: It is crazy, but I have to address it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: But it's also pretty special, though, I think.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When I find that Mr.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Special guy, it's going to be real good because I've
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: waited this long, I suppose.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, 26 years.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You haven't missed them. Do you feel like you've missed
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: out on some good ones or no?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: No, no. They don't really flock. You'd be totally shocked
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: that I'm not flock. I don't really scream fuck me. Like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I don't really have fuck me eyes ever.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: So I think I'm more of like a– a bro
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: to some people like my way of flirting is like misogynistic.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Oh like kind of yeah just being buddies.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah just being like yo dude like check out her
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: tits or you can check out mine if you prefer.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah kind of thing yeah oh i see what you're
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: saying yeah um.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: So i haven't had luck thus far hence the male.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Hooker did you have a like a high school prom date.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Um, he is now, I had to ask him, he
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: was a year older and he is now she, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: we don't, I haven't, I haven't.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Is he straight still or in a woman or is
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: he now a gay woman?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I'm having a hard time picking up the pieces because
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: we don't talk. You know, those people, you just have
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to be like, fix the clues in and see what
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: they're all about.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Like the little, the little clues that they put out there. Um,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: and then I didn't go to my senior prom.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: You didn't?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: No, I was one of those. I'm still waiting to
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: get picked up for my senior prom in my head.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Foolishly.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: You know, one day.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh. But. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's definitely. I got stuck
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: after the prom. This dude was crying and he had
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: borrowed his. His dad had left him a long time
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: ago and he borrowed his mom's business blazer and it
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: had those shoulder pads in it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, classy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was classy, but it was also just like
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a sign of the times, you know. Yeah. Like young
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: men being raised by single moms and having to wear
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: their mom's business blazer to the prom.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I could have had it worse.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: And it kind of, it was like, but he was
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: bawling about something. He thought he looked like Damon Wayans
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: or something, but some bullshit or whatever. I don't know.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: He was out of his fucking mind. And I was
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: trying to get laid, but also be nice. So I
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: was waiting to go see my girlfriend, but it was
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: just a nightmare.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: But this was your buddy?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know I got stuck giving him a ride
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: after prom.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: To this party, and he started just bawling.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Damn, it's not that bad. Take it off. Just wear
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the t-shirt.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Underneath.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: But he's like, everybody says I look like Damon Wayans
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and I want to have my own life. And I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: was like, motherfucker, you don't look anything like Damon Wayans.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Is he black?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. He was kind of like tan or whatever. Like, bitch,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: you don't look anything like fucking Damon Wayans, dude. You're
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: a closeted homosexual. Just fucking come out of the closet
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: so we can go to this party.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You wanted to wear that. You bought it specially.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, he loved it. Yeah, yeah. He looked nothing.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Was he balding? Like, what was the problem?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: He did have a skinned head and he had, you know,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and he seemed kind of black sometimes just for fun.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: But he was a great guy. Dang, yeah, I guess
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that's interesting. Sorry to act like that about that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's actually, I think it's hilarious.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: But now does it become a thing where you don't
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: have a boyfriend because it's almost become a thing? Does
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: that ever happen?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like too far in now. So it's like,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I don't really, I'm not looking. I don't really give
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: a shit at this point. It's just, it is what
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: If it comes, it comes. But I would love to
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: come one day.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And are you saving yourself for marriage type thing or
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: are you still sexually active? No, I'm not there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I would be if I could be. If I
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: had it coming towards me like that, oh, my God,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I'd be a whore. But I'm basically accidentally celibate. which
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: is a beautiful thing, really. You know, some women.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: They say, oh, it's so easy for a woman to
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: get laid. They can have whoever they want. No, it's
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: not true. There are some of us that have a
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: really hard time.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Really? I know a lot. I feel like I could
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: name at least five or six guys that would definitely
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: make love to you that I know firsthand.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: And have seen in the past two weeks, you know?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Wow, and you've got some cool pals.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, or just, you know, like, I mean, because, yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I don't even, yeah, but it's like, what am I
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: even talking about? Is that a crazy thing to say
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to someone?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: No, it's great to hear. Actually, that just gave me
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: a little bit of a boost.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah. Are you kidding me, man? I know some
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: people that would definitely probably knock you up even.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I know some people that would just.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: That would be amazing. I was thinking about it the
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: other night. I'm like, you know what?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: I'm so anti having a kid, but I guess if
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I had one, I would have to have it because
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: that would be my only shot.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: You know? Only shot at what?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Having a child.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Because if this one guy wants to bust it in,
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: then I guess I got to put one out. It's like,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: it seems like a sad thing to people, but this
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: is just my life.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: No, Grace, it's definitely, you know, I think there's a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: lot of semen heading your way in 2025. Oh, my God.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to guzzle it down my man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: It's going to be good.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: But, like, it's funny to not be a whore but, like,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: really want to be. Yeah. There's something special about that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Because most whores, they don't want to be. They want
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: to be known for something other than their hole.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Or their box.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: But then they're just out there slurping or whatever to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: feel decent. Yeah. But at least you don't have to
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: do that, huh?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. I guess.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: But, you know, mouth's wide open. I'll wait for my
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: special day.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I don't either.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: This is why I don't have a daughter, dude. This
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: is why I don't have a fucking daughter, dude. What
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: do you do if your daughter is like a tramp
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: and you're the dad? Ah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: That's when you got to start.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Do you have a talk with them, you think? Have
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: any of your friends ever, they're like, damn, my dad
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: had a talk with me because he knew I was
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: like getting smashed so much or doing a lot of
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: sex or whatever.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I think when you start having the talk is when
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: they develop more of a daddy problem. It's like there's
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: nothing you can do as a father, I feel like.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: It's just like their decision to be what they want
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: to do, I suppose.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never been a whore yet. So
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: we'll see. If you had a daughter, what would her
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: name be?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Probably something from that Scarlet Letter book. What are some
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: names in that book? Something from the, you know, the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: days when people used to die on long ship journeys
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: type shit. You know what I'm saying?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Hester, that's beautiful.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Hester, maybe a Pearl. Pearl. Roger Chillingworth, that would be one. Yeah,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: maybe a name for that.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I only have a boy name if I were to
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: have a boy.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you have?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I got Danger, but we call him Danny.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Danger? Danger. And everybody in Boston named Danny. No matter
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: what their name is, it becomes Danny.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah. It could literally be Roger.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: And turn into Danny.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: My name is Roger, but they call me Danny. Yeah.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: But this kid, when he's filling out medical forms, he
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: has to write Danger, but everybody knows him as Dan
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: or Danny.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I think it's good.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: That's a cool name. Yeah. Danger. It's not bad. And
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: he could get a cool job. He could be, I'm
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: trying to think of what he could be, anything.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: He could be the caution sign when you mop the floor.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: He could be a traffic guard. I feel like I'm
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: blowing this. Am I blowing this?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: This conversation? Yeah. No, I feel like it too. Okay.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like I am?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: No, I feel like I'm blowing this.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You're doing great. I don't even think maybe I'm asking
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: about the best stuff.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I think I'm too honest sometimes where I just have
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: to be like, I feel like I'm fucking this up.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's interesting because I never really, I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: don't think, I'm not good at, I don't talk to
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: women that much about sex stuff.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never talk about sex.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying my very best just there.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for trying. Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I have no personal experience.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, well, hold on.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I'm like.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like writing a book report on a book I've
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: never read.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: We're going to get somebody to come in here and just... Look,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I'll do it like this and you guys just figure
• 28:49
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• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. That's crazy.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: You know, when I was growing up, I had a
• 28:56
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  Speaker 2: Hey, how was your holiday?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It was okay. I got a fever
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: or something, you know? And so I was like, everything
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: was miserable, kind of.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that. I had an ear blow out.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I can't hear out of this one.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, like at all. Were you guys out on
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the water?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I was on an airplane like three weeks ago, and
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: it just blew. And this is just a nightmare.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I've never had it. I can't hear.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: It's pretty brutal. But other than that, pretty classic of
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: a holiday. Good stuff.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: You spent time with your family?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I did, yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Nice. Are your parents still married?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: They shouldn't be. They can't afford the divorce. They looked
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: into it. And so I'm just working really hard this
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: year so they can get there.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's such a great thing if at the end
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: of the year you actually have a big divorce for them.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I think they'll be stoked.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: It'll be really good.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And they still live outside of Boston?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's beautiful.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: And so you have... So just so my listeners know,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: so you, I know you because we had Brianna Chicken
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Fry on. You guys had a podcast together.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And it's called?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Plan Bri Uncut.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Plan Bri Uncut. Yes. And you guys don't have it anymore.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: It's no longer.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: It's no longer. Yes. And so you guys, and you
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: guys had been friends for a long time.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were friends forever.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Since we were like in fifth grade.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Kid friends. Yeah. Oh, that's cute.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Since we were little baby children.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: That's sweet. That's sweet. That's sweet. And, um, and have
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you guys kept a good friendship after? I know that,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I know that there's been like, I'm not trying to
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: get into like the tumultuousness of things or whatever, but
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: how is, how does that stand today? Cause it must
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: be tough to like have a business with a friend. Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Um, I was just, I've always just, um, like in 2020,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: she got the job at Barstool and like had to
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: move to New York for it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: And I was taking a semester off from college and
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: she was like, do you want to come with me?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, fuck it. Why not?
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: And so like I door dashed on foot when we
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: got there and stuff and like, She slowly but surely, like,
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: was trying to get me a job at Barstool.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? So really hustling for you.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's awesome.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: So, like, she, like, really, like, stuck her neck out
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: for me. And, like, we ended up doing the podcast
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: together after, like, a year of living there. And it
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: was just so much fun.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: We had a blast. It was always fun doing it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of y'all's clips are so great.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Dude, we would just shoot the shit. Good banter.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: But, you know, we're just, I think we're just going
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: through a.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Rough patch right now. And we'll. I think one day
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: we're going to figure it out.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: She's doing her thing. I'm doing my thing. And I
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: still love her. So I'm being a politician right now.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: You know, what's interesting is I've had times where I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: was like I was going through moments with friends and stuff,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you know, and most of them evened out over time.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: But the toughest part about it like was in the
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: like the times where we weren't getting along or we're
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: having differences that. I didn't have my friend at times.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: That was really the shittiest part. Yeah. It was like,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: even though I would have like a leg to stand
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: on about why I was upset about stuff, sometimes I'd
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: be like, I'd be like, man, fuck Scott, dude. I
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: gotta call Scott right now.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: And tell him. Yeah, right?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even call my friend.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I was so fucking fired up. And then you get
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: done with the conversation like, ah, dude, you know who
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: would really help me out with this? Exactly who I'm
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: talking about. It's fucking brutal. It's tough.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: That was kind of the worst part sometimes was just
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: hitting that type of moment where like, oh, man. Cause
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: it's hard to kind of have good friends, you know? Yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Do you still have pals from growing up?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I got some good pals from growing up. So,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and then I've made more over the years, kind of
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: like people go through things. A lot of friends get
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: married and stuff. And since I'm not married, you kind
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: of fall into this weird place where you just become like,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you're just friends with whoever's not married. Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: That's kind of fucked up.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: When does that start happening?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I would say probably in your 30s it starts getting where, like, well,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I guess it depends on where you're from. Like, where
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I'm from, Louisiana, people get married early.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: And so you lose a couple guys right out of
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the gate. And right after they get married, their hair
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: falls out immediately. I don't know why.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Well, at least they locked it in beforehand.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah. And maybe some of those guys know
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: their hair's about to fall out. Yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: They have an idea. They're like, oh, I'm going to
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: lock it in. I'm going to get that.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hop on top of that. Their bald
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: dad is just having a conversation with them.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, buddy, it's time to get that ring and put
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: the knee down.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Like, dad, I'm only 15. They always had that one
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: kid that went bald way early, you know? And people
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: would use him to buy alcohol. They're like, what do
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: you mean he can't buy liquor? And be like, he's bald,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: damn it.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: He just took out his 401k. He's fine.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: That's Roger. He rode here on his bicycle. You think
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: a fucking child is bald, damn it?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: He's a DUI. He already bought the booze. That's why
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: he's on the bike.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Selling the liquor, damn it. Um... So, yeah, but I
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: still have good friends from when I was growing up.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, and then I met, you know, it's been, like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I think, like, since I work in business where I
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: kind of travel around and stuff, you meet a lot
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: more people probably than you do if you just stay
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in one, live in one town.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I do think everyone should get out of their
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: town at some point.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Because, like, you don't know what you're missing if you don't.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Like, I thought everybody was Catholic growing up. I never
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: knew any Jewish people. I never knew anyone who was different.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: And I didn't find out until my junior year of
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: high school that there's other religions.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: That's pretty retarded.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you guys are— so Catholic is the one— With
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the priests. Okay, yeah. The one where they're playing freeze
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: tag with the kids, but they didn't tell the kids?
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: And that's where I thought I could get some, but— Oh, really?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: They only like the boys.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been trying every angle for years.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Did you do anything? You put eye black on or anything?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I guess I could have shaved my head, but they
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: see right through that with the tits.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, yeah. Oh, it must be horrible when
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: a priest sees tits. He's like, oh, fuck. Good day, son.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: You shall not be blessed. I don't know what they say.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: What are we talking about?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never been. I'm trying to think if I
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: ever been Catholic or not. I might have been. We
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: were Presbyterian for a while, I know. And then my
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: mom got in a fight with somebody outside of the
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: church once. And so then I think we were Methodists
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: or sixth Methodists or something. I don't know how many
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: there are. I got to ask my mom.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Is that like Mormon shit?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Uh, no, it's just like, you don't drive far to
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the church, wherever that one is.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sure.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Like the closest church or whatever.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: The Lemonade Stand Church.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: It was very, yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: It was, yeah. It was like, okay, this is it,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah. Yeah, it was like that kind of.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: But, okay, so now, so. You ended up in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Was that your first time you had lived in New
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: York when you went there with Brianna?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: So I've been there for, like, four years.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're fitting in there now?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Well, now with stand-up, I'm like, oh, finally, I love
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: New York. Like, I needed, like, my thing, and I
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: finally found my thing.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: And so I've been loving that. And I was just
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: too scared to do it. I was just being such
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: a pussy.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: To get up on stage?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: To get up on stage, yeah. And, like, even give
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: it a whirl. Like, open mics and shit, I just wouldn't.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: But, uh. Yeah, because you're so endearing. I mean, one
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: of the things that I always admire about you is
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: just you being you is– it's like immensely charming to
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: like– it's like you can't help but not like want
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: to follow along with your world it feels like.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really sweet. Thank you.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I try to be like just– myself and like open
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: and honest. But my problem is I do this accent
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: and it comes out only sometimes.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah so i've got like this boston accent but it's
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: sometimes it's on sometimes it's off so people are like
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: you're doing a fake accent but i don't even know
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: i'm doing it right so i don't know who i
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: am oh yeah it's kind of crazy if.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: You don't know who you are then you're a comedian
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: then most comedians don't know who they are because that's
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: why they're putting on a show they're Some of the
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: show is over time they're trying to figure out who
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: they are. They're trying to manage this presentation that they
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: put to the world. I think because when they were young,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: maybe whoever they were didn't feel comfortable or whatever in
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: the world, so they started making this them. Anyway, that's
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: a little bit meta, I think.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Did you ever– was there ever a point in your
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: life where you were like, oh, my God, I want
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: to be a performer?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Let me think about it. Um, I liked, I liked
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: when people laughed. I didn't, I didn't know. I didn't,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I think I didn't, I never really trusted people that much,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: but I knew if they were laughing that they couldn't
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: not like me. Yeah. Like, I feel like it would
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: be impossible to hate somebody and laugh at the same time,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: kind of.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can't fake a laugh.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Right. You can, but I would know. Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I know a genuine laugh, and I know a fake laugh.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: And if you're just going to fucking hate me and
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: be a dick, then you're not going to laugh in general,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: and then I could wean you out.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think there was something like that for me, probably.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Do you think you kind of had that comedian thing,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: like that, you know, that you wanted to be a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: comedian or do you think that you just wanted to
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: be a performer did you kind of know what it
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: was like where you wanted to end up and do
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: you still know.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I've I've always wanted to do stand-up I just didn't
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: think I could I didn't think it was an option
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: and I there's a part of me that like wishes
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: that and this is I guess serious but there's a
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: part of me that wishes I was able to get
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: into stand-up before anything else because I I just want
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: to be I don't want people to think I'm just
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: like doing it for shits and gigs to have like
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: this other thing. It's like, that's what my main focus is.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: And that's what like I love. It just so happened
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: that one came before the other kind of thing. And like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I wish I like, I don't know, got more of
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: the reps in before people started coming.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Right, and coming to see you.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Which I appreciate people coming and seeing me, but I
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: really wanted to get it right. I didn't even want
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: you to stay the other night.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Over the set? One day you could see it. Not yet.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: It's not there yet.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: It's good enough to buy tickets, but it's not there
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: yet for you. No shot.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was just cool to see you and your
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: friends in the green room. That was dope, dude. And
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: just like to see like just I wanted to like
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: kind of see what your energy was about going up
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: on stage. And the room was buzzing, man. People were
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: so excited. Yeah. I think especially with podcasts and stuff,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I noticed this. I've sat in the audience and watched
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: some of my friends who are podcasters as well.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: And you just want to kind of listen and be
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: there in the room with them. You're like, I just
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: that's my person or that's my friend. Whatever it is,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I fuck with them. I just want to be in
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the room while they're doing whatever. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: And I've done the podcast touring. That shit is so easy.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, you mean being on stage just as your podcast? Yeah. Oh,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I've never done that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: It's so easy. You have segments. You do the same
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: thing every night. You can switch around with jokes depending
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: on the crowd, but compared to stand-up, it's a walk
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: at the park.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: It feels like stealing. You're stealing money from fans that
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: adore you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's not fair.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: What?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: But I never made any money off of it.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Barstool Tokidalia.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Off your tour? Yeah. No way.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I had an interesting contract.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: But I loved them so much.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Are you still working with Barstool?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I actually just recently left.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Okay. So if you leave, that means do you still
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: have your rights to.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't make anything when I was there.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Half of your podcast. But you had a contract. You
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: got paid something annually.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I had a salary.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: And that was kind of it. And so I had
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: the option to leave and I took it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Was it a good salary?
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: It was decent. It wasn't equated to....
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Was it like $ 500, 000?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: No, nothing close to that, no. My buddy was making
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: a little bit more.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: A lot of it more.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: A whole shit ton more.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. So there was discrepancy in power.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: But then she was doing another podcast and whatnot.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. She was bringing a baby, different fans
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: from that also.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: So it's all relative.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also some of that stuff is, as much
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: as it like, it's like, it's live and learn sometimes.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: And I also didn't care. I was just happy to
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: be there.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Like I was like literally, I was stoked to just
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: have the job.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: So I was, At one point, I was working for
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: free selling t-shirts, just paying for my own clothes.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was crazy. I was like, yo, I'm just
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: like really happy to be here.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Do it any way I can.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: It's about to grind.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And you know what? I think no matter
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: what you get involved in, you have to go through that.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: You have to go through periods of that. And even
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: with stand-up, you can't escape that. It's like you just
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: have to get it on stage. It's like we all
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: learn it. I still learn it every time I take
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: some weeks off and go back on stage. It's like, God,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: this feels new and scary. Yeah. And my balls just
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: hide inside of me.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: That's the new thing I'm learning is because I haven't
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: taken time off this whole year, and with Christmas, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: took like two weeks off.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: And I fucked myself big time. I was like, Jesus Christ,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: this is bad. This is bad news, bitch. Those shows,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know, they were fine, but they weren't great,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that. It was tough.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: What, do you have like a closer, like do you
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: have it set up again? Are you telling stories? Are
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you telling more jokes? Like what's your set like right now?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of all over the place. I'm trying to
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: find my thing. I'm doing half jokes, half punches. The
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: punches are corny.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, some of the punches to the jokes are corny?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if you can tell, but I
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: hate my entire set at the moment. I really think
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: it could be a lot better.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: But that's why I'm doing Dry January when I hit
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: the ground running.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. Now, do you feel like a comedian
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: or do you feel like somebody that's pretending to be
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: a comedian?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm pretending. Of course. You can tell.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: It's brutal. I'm like, I really want to be taken serious,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: but I can't even take myself serious. I'm a fucking fool.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I'm just foolish.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: At least. And you know what, dude? I'll pay to
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: come watch you be this honest. I will pay $ 42
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: plus fees, okay, to come to a room and watch
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: somebody be this honest.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: It's like I'm fucking sweating. I'm sweating through my pants.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's really not as bad as I'm making
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: it out to be.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: No, but I think, look, there's something about honesty. There's
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: not as much of it in the world. I would
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: literally pay to go to a room. And watch somebody
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: be honest with themselves about what's going on. I'm learning it.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I think we all pretend to be something until we
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: get the hang of it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I just, I mean, I look up to you. I
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: look up to, like, all your buddies.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, we just been doing it longer. We don't know
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: the fuck we're doing.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: But you've got it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: And it's just, it's like so awesome to see.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I just, I can't wait for the day I finally
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: get it, you know?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: When did it click?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean. I think at like about
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: 11 years, you start to be like, I don't know.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: There's some different moments. I mean, thank you. That's sweet
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: of you to say that. I mean, I definitely feel
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: like I don't have a, like this is like, it
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: is my job now, you know? Yeah. For a long time,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if it was my job. You know,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I felt like it was, but you keep going home, like,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: at Christmas, and you don't have a real job. And
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you tell me, like, I'm a comedian. Like, whatever, dude.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: You know, where's your husband, you know? Because everybody just
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: thinks you're homosexual, you know, until you get on some
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: sort of television or platform.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, he's actually very successful.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: You should have been rooting him on. Good for him.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll scratch out these f * * *
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: ing posters that we drew, you know?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Actually, will you sign this? I'm actually a huge fan. And, like,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: it's a.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Poster that says, you're a f * * * er.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: You held up at my show. But yeah, I'll sign it. Thanks, guy.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I think there's like– so that kind of
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: stuff gets tricky. And then I think there comes a
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: point where it's like you don't have anything else. And
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: so it's like whenever you give up anything else, like
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: there were times I quit to do real estate. There
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: was times I quit and I fucked up like the
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: third contract I ever did and I had to pay
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: somebody's lease for like six months.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: How did you fuck up that bad?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I fucking put myself as the– Guarantor or whatever.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Are you shitting me? That's crazy. That just takes one
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: John Hancock to pay six months rent.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I had to go live with my girlfriend and I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: paying rent for these other motherfuckers. I can't do this.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: This is the worst part. I was going through some
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: weird shit sometimes and I would pee in the sink
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: at night at my girlfriend's because I didn't want to
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: pee loud and wake up the family, right?
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, with the family.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the family. And the cat would go in
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: there and like mill around in a sink and fucking
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: snitch me out. The mom ended up knowing that I
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: was urinating in the sink.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: What's that talk sound like?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: She said, has your boyfriend been peeing in the sink?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: It's not the first boyfriend that's ever peed in the
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: sink for her. She's kind of into it. The mom's
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: into it.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I remember her daughter texting me, mom knows.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: But the pissing in the sink?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Who knows? Whatever, Grace. Whatever. We're all going through it.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I suppose. Goddamn.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're going to figure it out. And I
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: think it's interesting these days, I think, because I'll say this.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: There used to be more of stairways for how people
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: got into comedy, right? Yeah. was like um obviously you
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: got on stage but then you got on different like
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: little like there was like a comedy central 10 minutes
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: or there was like um like these uh now there's
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: like dry bar and different groups like that but there
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: was other small groups where you did comedy sets that
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: they put out there right Um, and now a lot
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: of that's disappearing. There was like, uh, what was that
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: late show? There were some late shows, um, where you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: would just sit around in a panel, right? Where people
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: would start to build their name. Yeah. And now I
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: think just a lot of like podcasting has kind of
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: become that it's taken the place of a lot of things.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Whereas before there was maybe more acting roles or
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: things like that for, for comedy that, um, cause there's
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: not even that many comedies now like shows.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Not really. No, not so much.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: I think that's, I think that's the new wave that
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: they're trying to do right now is that they're trying to, um,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: cast for a lot of comedy shows.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Cause there has been like a lull.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: So I think that you have to have some place
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: where you start to build, you know, that's like an
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: entertainment outlet. So I think podcasting is that, you know,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's just kind of become that or Tik
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Tok or some, some sort of like just, uh, you know,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: people's own social media, you know, cause sure you have
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: the podcast, but then also the, The clips are kind
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: of what bring people into your world a lot of times.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That is really true.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I don't sound like I'm preaching at you, do I?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I'm listening and I'm taking it all
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: in because I– I wouldn't take any of this. Because
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: clearly I need it. I need all the information that
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I need.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I know it's been a while since you had a
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: man in you, but this ain't– But you don't– don't
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: take any of my ideas. No, no. Don't take any
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: of my– I'm not trying to give you any advice.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: That was the advice you gave. Don't take anyone's advice.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: The other night.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: You said, oh, well, I just fucked that up.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. Because that's even advice, huh? Damn, what an idiot.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: I guess I haven't podcasted in a while. I'm pretty rusty.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You seem great.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I'm usually good with the banter.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: No, you're always great.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I'm usually good with the jokes.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're doing good. Your sister's here.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out, Nora.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: What's up, Nora?
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Nora's here. We're trying to figure out, so Nora just
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: graduated from West Virginia University.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: And we're trying to figure out what we're going to
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: do with her.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: She needs a job, so I'm trying to think of
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: what she can do within the realm of working together.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Do you have some skill sets, Nora?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I can edit. Yeah.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: So we're thinking she, she's going to be doing like
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: the social media.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Side of things.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that'd be nice.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: She's tagging along. It's good to have, it's good to
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: have someone that knows you very well.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: And just find new things that are creative. That's just
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: like one of my goals. I start thinking of her
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: this year. It's like, well, what things could I do
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: that would be create? Like, like would seem like unique
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: or that could try and be more creative.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: What do you, what do you got so far? Well,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: you have to, that movie is coming out.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and David Spade are making a movie.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: You're making a movie. It's in the process of being
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: made right now.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We wrote it and we start making it in January.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: What's the writing process for that? Are you allowed to
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: talk about it?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, it took us like two years and
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: we tried to get financing. Nobody wanted to help. And
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: so we're making it ourselves.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, no shit. Fuck yeah. That's sick.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, I think I thought like I
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: never wanted to be an actor or anything like that.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: And I don't really think that that is a world
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: of mine. But I thought like if I look back
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: and I was like I get a chance to make–
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I got to do something with David Spade.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Who I like idolized.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Do you Skype and write or– We would write together.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Together. Yeah. I still have my apartment in LA. Oh, gotcha.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: So whenever I'm there, we've worked on it over the
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: years in tons of ways.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck yeah.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: But it's been fun. I can't even believe it. I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: definitely have learned a lot and we think that it's funny. Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: But if I look, I'm laying in my deathbed or whatever. Yeah.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be neat to be able to say
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: that I got to do that.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: And also that I tried to do it, you know,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: because people may make it seem like you can't do this.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: You have to have all these special people like I
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: haven't had an agent help me. Nobody's. And so that
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to me is like the kind of shit that I like.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think I can do this. Watch me.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck you. I'll prove you wrong.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing. The only thing different between you and
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: me is that you've done it already. That's the only thing.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That shit makes me fucking activated for
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: some reason.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, dude, you're locked in. I love to see that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Well, you're excited, you jazz.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm excited.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just fucking angry.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hide somebody's kneecaps in their ass, dude.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Dude, you and Spade just spaded people?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be, look, if anything, I get to
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: sit around with him for five weeks and laugh and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: we have a good time.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: So it'd be cool. Um, when do you know something
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: like that's done?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the toughest thing is scariest is
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: that like, you know, once you move on, you can't,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: there's no, like that scene or whatever is locked in. Yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You know? So, and I'm not a great actor, you know,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: it's like, I, you know, I'm going to do my best.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I have a plan and, um, and I'm excited about
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: what we wrote. Mm-hmm. You also worry that if you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: wrote it now and it comes out in seven months,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: will any of the jokes still be funny?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: That sort of thing. I'm sure.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: You guys have timeless humor. He does.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, dude. But
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: he's definitely. So I don't know. It's just a lot
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: of little things you learn like, oh, this is maybe
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: why I don't. This isn't something that I love. What
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: did your mom get you for Christmas?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: My mom got me a megaphone. For Christmas. And I
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: got her a trip to Hawaii. So a little different.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: And your dad too to go to Hawaii?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: That's what's kind of fucked up, I'm realizing. But my
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: father and I, we have a tricky relationship.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. And do y'all have any brothers? Does he
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: have any sons? No.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Even the dog's a lady.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: So yeah, the poor bastard. Everybody always says. But it's
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: what he gets, he says. I guess he was a
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: fucking asshole growing up.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Was he to who? To women?
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: It must be, yeah. He must have been a fucking
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: prick because he says, I deserve it.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: That's what I get. Four women and a lady dog.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And what happened again? He was in a fire?
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: He was electrocuted on the job. So he's the guy,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: when the lights go off in the city, he turns
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: them on. And he got zippity zapped. And now we're
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: doing the same drugs.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: He does ketamine therapy.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Does he really?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he does.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: His in a doctor's office, and I do mine under
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: It's a little different.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Dude, my buddy Ernest used to do it in a
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: car wash all the time. He called me. I was like,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? He's like, ketamine in the car wash.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: It's raining.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Wow. And is your dad kind of a romantic guy still?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Do they still have a romantic relationship, your parents? Um, no.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to envision him.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Just absolutely no.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Picture like any Irish guy with like a scally cap
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: about like.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Yay high, wide, one dead tooth.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. The old Andrea Gale, huh?
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yes. Chewing tobacco, but he doesn't care anymore. It's just
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: all in his teeth.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: It's just all like.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking salad bar hanging out of his face.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Confetti.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Confetti, tobacco.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: All over. Confetti.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: It's like every day is a party in his mouth.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, like that guy is fucking whistling tunes. Just
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: whistling the soundtrack of The Departed all the time.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Just rehearsing. For lines he doesn't even have. He just
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: always wanted to be a mobster.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Who was on your Boston Mount Rushmore?
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: We've got Ben Affleck.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Matt Damon.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: And then it used to be Marky Mark, but he
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: kind of lost me because he wakes up too early
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: in the morning and gets too swollen too early.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it got bizarre, but he was also selling liquor, too.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: That was a strange— I was like, it's selling a liquor,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: but you're also up so early.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: His hands are in too many baskets. I don't trust him.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: He has his hands in too many things.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Does he seem like— do you think he still has the
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: pulse of the streets in Boston or no?
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Nah. I think he lost that. He went full Hollywood.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: He might have.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: He lost us.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: He moved to Vegas now, I think. I think he
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: lives in Las Vegas.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Nice guy. Busy man.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Busy. He's busy.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Done a lot.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Yes. And it starts early on. Beating the shit out
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: of an Asian guy, all that jazz.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: He did that?
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: He did that.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know all that. Oh, you can't get caught.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: He's not stopping Asian hate at all.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a shit. Yeah, the brothers picked it
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: up a couple years ago. Remember when the brothers was
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: zapping Asians everywhere?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Were they?
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple years ago.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Your brothers or the brother brothers?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: The brothers was zapping Asians everywhere. And the news kept
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: being like, Asian people are under attack. It was like, yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: my brothers.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: It was the brothers and my father. My dad just
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: is sparky now.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your dad's like that guy who just walks across
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: the floor like this, and he's like, ugh. Remember doing
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: that shit to people? Oh, yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I would get people good.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: My favorite thing to do to fuck with someone was
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: pass the milk carton.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Around and say, oh, you sit on it. It's all right.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: And then you give it to the biggest person and
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: you know it's going to explode.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: They sit on the milk carton and it opens? Yeah.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: People did that to me.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: It wasn't me who was doing that to people.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Would it open under you or not?
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Always, every time.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: And I fell for it every time. It was foolish.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: I got jumped a lot growing up.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: I did, yeah.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: By who?
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: One time from a black man.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: That was good. That was at a 21 Savage concert.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: That's the old, yeah. Yeah. That's the Irish hello right there. Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: we got a 21 savage concert.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah uh he was kind of windmilling me and i
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: was pissing my pants crying and then all of a
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: sudden 21 savage said yo y'all wilding down there y'all
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: gotta chill and i'm like can you help.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: It was crazy were you wilding or you were not
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: i was getting wilded on okay yeah yeah.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry that happened.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: You know, it was brutal.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: And it was good, though, because my buddy didn't even
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: try to help. The girlfriend of the guy who was
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: punching me said, nah, just let it happen.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: And she did. She let it happen.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: No way. So there wasn't even any female support?
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: No, it was just, yeah.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, baby girl, that's tough.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's quite the story, though. I went to
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: school the next day with a black eye.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: From a black guy.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: So that was nice.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: That was kind of cool. Then they say that's cultural appropriation.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: You're like, give me a fucking break, dude.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I just pretend it was from sex. I just keep
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: running back to that.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry that you got abused by a brother
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: No, it's all good.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You could have gotten knocked up, though.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: That would have been nice.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Have you dated a lot of black men over the years?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: No dating is what.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: You haven't dated either?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Well, like, I've been on three dates in my life.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Are you serious, guys?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Like, the last date I went on, he recorded inside
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: my house, so I said, I think I'm good for now.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, for now, yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for now.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Two weeks later, you're like, let's run it back.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, dude, just lock your camera up, I guess. Yeah,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: so that was brutal.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I've got to think of somebody good to set. Well,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: now that's sad. I shouldn't have said that.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: No, it's all right.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Another date I went on, I was talking about it
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: on the podcast, keeping it very ambiguous. I didn't want
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: any feelings to get hurt, but he showed up hammered,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: and I thought that he was just wicked drunk and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: slurring his words. Well, it turns out he had a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: speech impediment, and I didn't realize, and I didn't pick
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: up on that, and he sent me a very long text.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: I have a speech impediment. And I don't know why
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: you didn't. Very long. Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: And you said, I didn't know why you didn't like
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: the champagne I bought you at the dive bar.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, I'm sorry. I guess we just want
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: different things.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Ugh. Yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have a good track record.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I think you do. I think it's just,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I think I would have. I have no idea.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, Papa?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I know. I'm not going to fucking tell you, dude.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: It's quite all right.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: It's just a part of me. No, we're going to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: get some fucking real dogs in here to smash you, Gracie.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Is that better?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that girl?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Have you seen that girl who got railed by like
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: 150 guys?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I saw that. I don't know how I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: feel about that.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with that. It's just
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: a thing that happens.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: She's almost like the evil Knievel of like pussy or whatever.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: She's kind of doing like magic, like. I don't know.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: She's like adding time. She's doing daylight savings or something.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of time spent.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just seems crazy. And then what are you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: really doing? It's almost just like people just running and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: just kind of jousting themselves into your vagina real quick
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: and then we're running off.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: It's like a meet and greet with their dick out.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like next.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lily Phillips is her name.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: She's gorgeous.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: British only fans.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: British girl, yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I wonder if this is the thing you're starting
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: to see because of OnlyFans. Like, people are having to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: start to one-up each other.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, this is going the extra goddamn mile. Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would even enjoy something like that,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you know? Like, I mean, even if you were doing it,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you know, where, like, I'm going to make love to
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: 100 women. I'd be like, at, like, 11 women, I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: would definitely want to chill, have a Gatorade or something.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Get on my phone.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Like, what's, uh.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I was going to ask that.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Listen to some Scott Stapp or whatever. Did you see
• 1:02:51
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  Speaker 2: Who did?
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty interesting. Bring that up, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right. I was so embarrassed. If you think
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  Speaker 2: No, no, my God, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, I would have had to delete that. I was
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  Speaker 3: You know, like you ask your friends to do one thing,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, ah, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: That's their highest calendar year earnings. Is that ever? Is
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  Speaker 2: So Cree's never been hotter than right now?
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy to think because weren't they playing stadiums before?
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  Speaker 3: You know what would be a good idea? I've been
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: saying this. There should be a comedian at the halftime.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: For the Super Bowl.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: That's a horrible idea. Yeah.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: I want to do it.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: You do? Yeah. Grace, you would be.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: I would fail miserably.
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  Speaker 1: You think you would?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe, give me, what, 11 years?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, 11 years. Yeah, I thought you were talking about
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: that in a couple of months.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, right now? No, no, God, no. No, I could
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: pull that, though, if I wanted to.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: It'd be hard. I think it would be way too scary.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: It would do, like, half music, half.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: You gotta find, like, the good, happy medium between fireworks, music,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: and jokes.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: It would be like the worst thing that's ever happened
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: at the.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl thus far. I'd be brave of you. I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: would pledge allegiance to that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Salute on that. That would be intense. There goes my hero.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Does Creed even sing that song? I have no idea.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Truly and honestly. It says right there, Creed earned more
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: money in 2024 than they did in any other year
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: over the 30-year career.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, so they've never been hotter. Good for them.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: My hero. Oh, no, that's my Foo Fighters.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. What's Creed?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Fucking who knows, dude.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm supposed to say this, but
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: I saw Kid Rock the other night.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: On New Year's. He looked like he was about to.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Like he'd been through it.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: He looked like crack rock, dude. Pull up that video
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: of him from the other night.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: No, I saw him with my own eyes.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, you did?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: And he looked like he was about to go out
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: on a stretcher. Is that always the thing? Is that
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: kind of his deal?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. That's not always a thing.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, did somebody get a video of him? Yeah, this
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: is it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: He definitely.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: He looked a lot worse upstairs.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He seems pretty healthy right there. He looks like a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: good drinking night out.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: He was shaking good.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Was he singing?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I don't want problems with Kid Rock, actually.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: He's the best at taking jokes and telling jokes. Oh, good.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: All right. He had a good time. I almost met
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: him for dinner that night, actually. Oh, really? Have you
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: ever spent time around him?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: No, just that one high and by kind of thing.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: You should do his comedy festival. He does a comedy
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: show here every year. that rhyming is for charity.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, no shit.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: It'd be fun to get along with him.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: If you wanted to, if you guys got to meet
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: him and you guys got along. Um, I'm trying to think, um.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: You think he'd fuck with me?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Are you fucking with me?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: He's a sweetheart. Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Alright.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a fan.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Alright, let's go.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: I think you're... Yeah, I'm curious to see. Yeah, I'm
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: just excited to fucking be along for the ride and
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: see what goes on.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, man. I'm really pumped for your movie.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: That sounds like really exciting stuff. So when do you
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: start filming that?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: We'll see. January 10th. Yeah, I don't want to think
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: too much about it because I think it's– what if
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: it's horrible and then it's like you have to put
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: it out?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, just enjoy it. Just enjoy it. Don't talk
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Just do it.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Real G's moving silence like lasagna.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: That kind of shit.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: So that's the kind of shit we're doing. I'm trying
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: to think of– You have a new podcast coming out
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: or it's out already?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Coming out.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about that. I signed with a
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: new network. Have you heard the Unwell Network?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Yep, with Alex Cooper, right? With Alex Cooper. Okay.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: I never thought a day in my life I'd be
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: a diversity hire, but it's all blonde hair, blue eye,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: pretty girls there.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Are you considered a diversity hire? Yeah. Why? Because you're redheaded?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Redheaded. I just bring a different kind of flavor.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Bay leaf, huh? Back bay leaf.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Do they have back bay leaves?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I think they might.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Grace O'Malley is officially unwell. So that means you're officially
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: working with their network. So that's happened.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: That's happened, yes. So that happened like right before the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: new year.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Did you know that was coming?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Was there– I, they helped on it quick.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: So I already separated from the, from your previous podcast
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: before this happened.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: And so I, that happened on, I left Barstool on
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Sunday and then I got the call Monday and we.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Had paper signed by Thursday.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: So it moved pretty quick, which was kind of crazy.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: And is it a better deal than you had at Barstool? Yeah. Oh,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You feel good about it?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I feel good.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Except, um, the one thing I'm concerned about is I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: don't have health insurance anymore because And I'm going deaf
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: in my left ear.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's true, huh?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to have to figure that out.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: And especially if you start taking on a lot of
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: kicks this year, you're probably going to need some health insurance,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going to need a couple of Plan B pills
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: and whatnot.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, get you a little couple grams of Plan B. Yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: a bite of bulk. I'll get it from Kid Rock. Yeah,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: get something from that ditch on you, dude. He'll sell
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: you something, bro. Plan B should do a powder, huh? Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: How great would it be to do a line of
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Plan B?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, I would fucking rip that left and right if
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: I had the sex.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I'd do it.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Goodbye! I had my first crazy fan bring me a
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: bag of cocaine to my show the other night. Yeah,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: that was good.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: They know I like to stuff, but they wrote, we
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: love you so much on a bag of cocaine, which
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I thought was hilarious.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: It's just interesting.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Were you able to use any of it or not?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I preferred not to just because circumstantially it was unknown
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: where the origin was from. Yeah, you know where it's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: coming from.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. My buddy's aunt used to fucking shed like
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: a hole in her throat or whatever, and they used
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: to boof cocaine right down it.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome. That's sick.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Just rocket that shit.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I want to get there.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Right through that little bird.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: You got to be doing something right to get to
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: that point.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Right through that little birdhouse door she had on her
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: neck hole.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: It's cuckoo.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She had that little birdhouse door. What else is
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: going on? What else is happening in the news right now?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: We have not confirmed that the explosion was caused by
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: very large fireworks and or a bomb carried in the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: bed of the rented cyber truck and is unrelated to
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: the vehicle itself.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, it could have been a fun time or terrorism.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dude, the toughest thing about a Cybertruck, what do
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: you drive, Grace?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I don't have a license.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: You don't have your license?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I live in New York.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't even need it, huh?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to have it, but I just let
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: it expire. I used to drive. I used to drive.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: And I had a Lincoln, 2002 Lincoln presidential town car,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: which is either an elderly person or a pimp. I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever seen those bad boys.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Very prestigious, yeah.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three in the front, three in the back. That
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: was the fucking cruiser. We loved that thing. It was awesome.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Whipping that bitch, boy.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: That thing was classic.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Whipping work in that bitch, son. That thing's awesome.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it still smelled like my dead grandpa.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It was good. All right, Papa. Yeah. He's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: in that bitch for good.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I couldn't wait for him to croak to cop that thing.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: You ever are. Um, didn't you ever make out in
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: your backseat of that car with any men or anything
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: like that? I mean, I'm sure you had some dates, huh?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: We had plenty of room for it. But I never did.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: God. And Nora, you don't coach her on dating or anything?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: It's hopeless. Well, it's fine. I'm not worried about it.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not worried about it.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: But it's just been something that's been in your life. Mm-hmm. Now,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: what if a man came along and he's looking for marriage?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think that that's something you would actually consider,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, it's starting to be like, well,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: the older I get and the bigger reaction that I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: get when I tell people I've never been in a
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: relationship is when I start to think, yeah, I think
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: the next guy will probably be a forever.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Might be, huh?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: He could be a real prick, too. I'm going to
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: lock it down.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: He better be a prince. He better be. And there's
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: got to be some... I'm trying to think of... What's
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: your ideal man? It's such a dumb question, isn't it?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck? Fuck it. I'll tell this story.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: I had a crush on Shane Gillis for a little bit.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: Big crush.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: And I had met him at my work. And I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: just word vomited. I was talking to him. And I
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: dropped a sandwich that I was eating. And he said,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: are you going to pick that up? And I said,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: I got to go.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: And I just left.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: That kind of thing. And I just kept running into him.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: You pick it up, white boy.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: That kind of shit. well I just got really nervous
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: that I wasn't playing cool at.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: All oh it wasn't a stacked tactics no no I
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: just I just I scrammed out of there but I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: just kept running into him that month like a lot
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: and it looked like I was stalking him and it
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: ended with.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: He hosted Saturday Night Live I was at the after
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: party and I'm like I'm looking at him I'm like
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: don't look at him don't look at him and I
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: looked at him I go hey congrats tonight man he's
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: like yeah thank you so much I said yeah bet
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: you're gonna get mad pussy tonight bro Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: I don't. He's not supposed to say that. You're not
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: supposed to say that one. And he said, what did
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: you say? I said, oh, see ya. And I just
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: left the bathroom line. Dude. I bought him a beer.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, dude. No. I respect your fucking move.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: That's how I flirt.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You want this pussy? You're never going to get it, whitey.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Don't you come honky honky and around this thing. Around
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: this little fucking thing. kitty chain but whitey.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah um that's just like a really great um example
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: of how i operate yeah so it all makes sense right.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I feel you sometimes i would get so nervous i
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: followed a woman one time for like seven or eight
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: um blocks and i finally caught up to her and
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: i was like i was so nervous i just was
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: like i'm not following you that's what i said fucking walked.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Off yeah uh I'm not following you.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: And someone was uphill. It was like obvious that I
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: was fucking following her, dude. My face was all wet.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: She started running.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: She started running fast.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: No, she's moving quick, kind of, you know, with pace
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, Shane just won Cracker of the Year.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's a huge. I saw this the other day.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: This is a new one by him, right? By Mr.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: AB. I don't know. What is this?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: AB. He's got, he did like a whole. Like, he
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: was giving awards out to everybody this year.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was? Yeah. Antonio Brown?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Funny as cracker.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Somebody said winner got to use the N. That was
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: his thing. Winner got to use the N-word. Is that
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: what Antonio said one time or something?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I got a new goal for next year.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: You do? Yeah. This is it?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: This is it.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Cracker of the year.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: What do you get to say? The N-word?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I think you can do it once.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: It's not even like a month.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: It's not that I want to. It's just like, it
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: would be a nice perk.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, you should. There's got to be a prize. Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I wonder if you could say it, like, in public
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: or does it have to be alone in the shower
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: or something?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can. I don't say it. I mean,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I'll think it sometimes loudly or whatever, but you will not.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. Somebody in our town used to
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: write it down all the time and throw it in, like,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: put a message in a bottle and throw it out
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: into the water.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: And then it'd go downstream.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Some dad and his kid are just walking along the
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: stream and the kid finds it.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, what's this?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Historic artifact. It's just sad that that kind of shit
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: is just like.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: That's unfortunate.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: It's that kind of shit that's ruining our waterways. That's
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Goddamn. Have you ever been in a contest?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Did you ever win like a most talented or funniest contest?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: No, I've lost pretty much everything I've ever tried to do.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: You're crazy.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: You're crazy. But, you know, you can't let that stop you.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: I lost class clown to some girl who dropped out
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: of high school.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: So we did them at the beginning of the year
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: and she was not there to receive the award at
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: the end of the year.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: You should have to stay in school to even be
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: able to do it.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It wasn't fair.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: And I don't think I was eligible because of just
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: being a shithead.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: I had like a 1.5 GPA.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, so you were not educated.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I was too worried about having fun and cracking jokes.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you were having a good time.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: I was blasting off, yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: I wasn't as like, much of a lose I just
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: wasn't getting laid but I was I.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Was cool I was having fun and were you getting
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: wasted at parties and stuff and like having.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely people didn't like having me around uh because
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: if you got stuck with me you would have you
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: would be dragging me out of the woods yeah yeah
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: I would fall.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Flat oh really yeah you were fucking just I was
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: just the party stops here boys if a.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Tree falls in the woods you're gonna hear it it's grace.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah we used to have this guy in
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: our tent this uh fella he had well a lot
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: of iris they've always equated the iris with like I
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to say like a step up from having
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Down syndrome or whatever.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: But it's a possibility.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Like we had a guy in our town, I've told
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: this story before, but he had Down syndrome and his
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: mom didn't know it.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Never got the paperwork or the blood test or whatever.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: And so she just thought he was Irish.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: She thought he's Irish and she's like buying him all
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: this Boston. You talking about Shane?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: This wasn't Shane. Shane probably knows the guy. But this
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: was just a local DS guy, you know. Oh, but
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: his mom would get him all this Boston Celtic shit
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: and Notre Dame shit. It was like, you know, and
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: the train that came in our town didn't even go
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: to Boston, so it would probably never go to Boston.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: But whenever he would misbehave or whatever, they would put
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: him in this baby crib, even when he was an adult.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: And he had this thing where he just would not
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: go out of it. He would stay in the crib.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Like a playpen, not a crib, but like a baby's
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: play little area or whatever. And he would stay in
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: it even like, you know, 14, 15 years old. Yeah.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Something like that. Um, what else did I see recently? Oh,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: there was the LSD Diplo.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Diplo trips on LSD. What is the most,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I'm so curious.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: What's the most conventional place that you've done LSD? Right now?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Please. Oh, my God. Hold on.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Please tell me. Look at Anderson. He's probably
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: getting sick from being– could be from gay for me. Yeah,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Diplo is definitely– every time I'm in Las Vegas, I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: see that guy.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: That guy loves to party.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves to party. That's so brave, dude, to
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: go on live television on LSD.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I'd kill myself. I really would. That's
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: so scary.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: I would smoke my own nuts, bro. I could not
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: even fucking do it. I would take my penis off
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: and just fucking hide it in somebody's face, dude. I
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: could not. I would freak the fuck out, dude.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: He was playing it so cool, too.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I would have been scratching my eyes out.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: I can't. I did it one time.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: You did? Yeah. You did LSD when you were on camera?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wasn't on camera, no. I just like in
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: general did it one time. I didn't like it.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, only one time? And where did you guys go?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: It was after a long day of partying. We ripped
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: it at three in the morning. So it was a
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: really bad idea.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Really bad idea.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: So I won't be doing that anytime soon. But Molly's
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: a lot better. She's a sweetheart.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I like her.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: She's good shit. Molly's the other one's shit. Yeah, I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: remember throwing a bunch of rocks at her. bunch of
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: grass or whatever we thought there was like these little
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: people in it or whatever we thought we kept hearing
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: them yell every time we throw the rock in there
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: it was just children oh half my buddies in the
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: morning half my buddies drive I was in that fucking
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: in his yard dude we're all sweating our shoulders were.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Hurting it was like the neighbors.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah just fucking just they had like these um elephant
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: ear things in the ditch and we thought that like
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: we kept throwing these rocks I was like listen you
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: can hear these people scream when you throw it in there.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: Devious on that. You are not a one-love hippie on LSD.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: We threw a fucking eighth of a dump truck of
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: driveway gravel into that ditch.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Started eating it and shit.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of some famous LSD trips. I mean,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I had some good ones. I had one where I, like,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: it was an LSD. I took mushrooms to a party.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: And a lot of people had never taken them, and
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: I gave them all to them. And I was like,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: let's play hide-and-go-seek, and I just counted. And they all
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: went and hid, and.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Then they fucking.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: And they were all alone with their dogs.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: I never looked for any of them.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, that's classic.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I've still never.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: You are devious.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I've still never looked for them. Yeah, fuck them, dude.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: If they can't handle that fucking mountain lion bitch, then
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: get out of the fucking.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: If they can't handle their own goddamn dogs, then.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: They can get the fuck out of my face. Then
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: get out in the forest, big dog, huh? If you
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: don't want to link up, then get out the food chain, bitch.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: You feel me? Sorry.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: That's how you like tear your friends. Like who can
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: handle it? Who can handle being alone?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Who can do their drugs? My favorite thing ever, I
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: used to be with my buddy Jeffrey and Scotty and Nate.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: We'd all be outside smoking dope or whatever, smoking flour
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: or weed or whatever. And I'd come back in a
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: few minutes early and Jeff's dad would be always sitting
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: in the house just reading a newspaper or whatever. And
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: I'd come in. I'm like, Mr. Mike, they– you're like,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah. Jeff was being kind of, I
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: don't know, like he just, he kept taking his shirt
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: off or whatever. And Mr. Mike had issues with like
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: gay stuff.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that coming.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: So the second I was like, he had his shirt
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: off or whatever, he'd be like, you can feel his
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: fucking teeth just climbing over his tongue through the newspaper, right?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, yeah, gosh. And so I would just
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: plant that seed, dude. I would just go. And they
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: would come in. They'd be stoned out of their brain.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: They'd come in the house. And he'd be like, Jeffrey!
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: And he'd fucking have them come in there. He'd just
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: roast them for being homosexuals.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: What are you doing out there with your fucking shirt off?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: And Jeff's stoned out of his face, has no idea
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: what's going on.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: And he'd say in the house behind him, like, yeah,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: why are you being such a gay homo?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was a good time. I mean, it was just,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: it wasn't worse.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: So you like throwing your boys under the bus?
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I like fucking being the bus driver and all the
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: seats are under the bus. Nice. That's what I like.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: And it's short, too.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like that. I like it. I like
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: just creating something, right? Like, let's see what happens here
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: if we set this thing up this way.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: Let's call some chaos.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: There was that one famous story. Who's the famous? There
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: was two members of, I think, Fleetwood Mac that took LSD.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, there it is.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: The night that Fleetwood Mac lost Peter Green and Danny
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Kerwin to LSD. Oh, they died? It's all amid a
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: manic psychedelic party in a commune-like mansion. Green, I think
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: it's Peter Green is the guy's name, was drawn down
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: into the basement and arrived out of the other side
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: in tears. In the band's eyes, he was distraught, despite
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Green claiming to have had an extraordinary experience and stating
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: that he played the best guitar of his life down there.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Another member of the band Present that day was Danny Kerwin.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Fate also besieged him that night. Peter Green and Danny
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Kerwin both went together to that house in Munich. Okay,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: that's where they were after a show. Their one-time manager,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Clifford Davis, recalls, both of them took acid, as I understand.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Both of them, as of that day, became seriously mentally ill.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: It would be too much of a coincidence for it
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: to be anything other than taking drugs as of that day. Afeard,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: the rest of the band felt an intense sense of
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: dread in that place and managed to scurry away with
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: the two heavily intoxicated members. While Green would recover and
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: enjoy a creative life away from the spotlight, despite persistent problems,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: things fared differently for Kerwin. Danny had been a nervous
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: and sensitive lad from the start. He was never really
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: suited to the rigors of the business, Mick Fleetwood once opined.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Touring is hard and the routine wears us all down.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: One night, while backstage, this regression came to the fore.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Danny was being odd about tuning his guitar, Mick Fleetwood remembers.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: He got up suddenly and bashed his head into the wall,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: splattering blood everywhere. I've never seen him do anything violent
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: in all the years I'd known him. The rest of
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: us were paralyzed in complete shock. Damn. He was wonderful,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: but he couldn't handle the life, eventually ending up homeless
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: on the streets of London. Wow. Damn.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a Tuesday.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what happens, dude.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: That's my biggest fear.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Is it really?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Getting schizophrenic.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It freaks me out. It doesn't even run in
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: the family, but that sounds scary.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think taking a hit of acid or something
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: next thing you know you're just you don't you know
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing yeah.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Actually it might run in the family i got a
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: cousin like that.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: You do yeah it's tough and it's a man or
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: woman um both yeah yeah that's a thing dude i
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: i would just i don't know if i could be
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: a man and a woman do you think you could handle.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: It I think I do a good job already.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: I'm saying manly shit to men to flirt with them.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, fucking get some tail tonight, brother. Like, what?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Euclid's up. Padroia. Let's go, Brady.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Come on now. Deflate these balls.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: God.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the unfortunate truth.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Who's on my Mount Rushmore, I wonder? Yeah.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: From where you're from.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, from where I'm from? I'm trying to think of
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: my Boston one. Oh, my Boston one would be... Is
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: it okay if I do a Boston one?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, please, please.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, Will Hunting. So you got him, you got Tom Brady,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: you got Dutch Smith from... Bring up Dutch Smith. This
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: is him.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Following an arson over the weekend, police say a teenager
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: is responsible for all that damage. He's watched 16th' s Nikki Cries.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: Join us live from the Central Pennsylvania newsroom with more tonight, Nikki. Julie,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: a lot of people in Shemokin are upset that Dunkin'
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: Donuts is closed because they didn't have anywhere else to
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: go for coffee and donuts. Today we also learn new
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: information about the teenage girl police charged with setting the
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: place on fire. Yellow tape surrounds the Dunkin' Donuts on
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: West Sunbury Street in Shemokin. The popular donut shop is
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: closed until further notice because of extensive fire damage.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that's definitely gonna miss it,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: no doubt about it.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: A teenager is charged with starting a fire inside the.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Restaurant on Saturday. Go further down, they start interviewing people. Oh,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: back up, back.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: Many people who live in Shemokin are upset that Dunkin'
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: Donuts is closed. Now I have to rely on myself
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: to go to maybe a Turkey Hill or something where
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: I don't like their donuts.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: I'd rather the donuts at Dunkin' Donuts.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: And I'm kind of dealing with it, but I really
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: miss Dunkin' Donuts.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: I go there every day. I get a chicken bacon croissant,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: or I get some coffee, Powerade if I'm dehydrated. I
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: sit there all the time.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: If I have any legal work that I need to do,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: I go there. I meet with my attorneys there. I'm
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: going to miss that place if it don't open up.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. A lot of my friends go in there,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: get the cold coffee. Ice coffee, I guess it's called.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: What a fucking motley crew that is.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: So the guy in the middle was like, yeah, stay dehydrated.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Meet my attorney up there, my boy Dutch Smith.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: He's on my list. Is he also on your team?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: I feel like you know him.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: Dunkin' Donuts over there.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: I got to talk to my lawyers.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, I got to do some legal work.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: When you got to do legal work, you got to
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: go to Dunk's.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: That's classic. Oh, yeah. What do they call up there?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Ice cold coffee? Ice coffee? That lady. That was good.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: What do they call it? Cold coffee? He's a freaking
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: crazy person.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah. Meet me at the Dunks on
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: 15th and 2nd.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: We'll get to the legal work. We got some legal work.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: That is so good. And you know he's not studying
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: to be a lawyer.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Nah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: You know he's not studying to be a lawyer.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Can you do accents?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Do I do them?
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: Can you do accents?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I can't really do them that much, I
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: don't think. Sometimes I wish I spent more time focusing
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: on stuff like that.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: What about you?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: I can just do Irish.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: But under pressure, it's pretty hard, but you just really
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: have to emphasize the R's, really.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Are you really?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: Truly and honestly, yeah.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Truly and honestly, yeah. Are you going?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: I do it a wee little bit, but I, Here
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: and there is a good party trick if you do it.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: But it's not really going to take me far in.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Life, is it? Take you back to Ireland. That's fine. Yeah,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: I'm bad. But I think it would be fun to
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: work on, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, I think
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: I like it. You did a good job.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: Have you toured in Ireland yet? No. You've got to wait.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: I'm new-ski.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry. What are we talking about?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: I'm brand new.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: Which is probably why I have nothing to talk about.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: No, you're great to talk to. Oh. Grace O'Malley, I love,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I've gotten to sit and chat with you.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: If you guys don't know Grace, now you probably do.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: I think you have a good, I think, did we
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: talk about your life enough, do you think? Yeah, sure. Okay.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, did you finish college or not?
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: No, I dropped out.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: You did? Yeah.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: But by the time I dropped out of college, I
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: had a 4.0.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I found out what Adderall was.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you were using it.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: So I needed it.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: As it turned out.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: The Irish need it. What are the Irish missing? There's
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: always that thing, you know?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: They're missing out on, well, the fathers are missing out
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: on loving their children.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: They don't know how to express it.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they can't, huh?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: God. They just get you a fucking Edelman jersey? Yeah.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: They just hope that'll equate to love. It's good.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why can't they do it?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Well, sharing a beer in silence, that's also supposed to
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: be love in their eyes.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Yeah, why do the Irish have that trouble
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: sharing love? And if people listen, they can hit the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: hotline too with that, 985-664-9503. And that would be great
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: to just– I want to examine that next time we
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: have a solo episode is why the Irish have that
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: trouble expressing their love. Do you think that they have
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: it more than other cultures?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Let's think to compare.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: The Koreans can't do it.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: They can't? No, they can't. Is it tough love or
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: is it just no love?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a video. You see that? I think Steve,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: look up Stevie Weeby. He just put that video of him, Bobby,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: and their mother trying to do Christmas together or something.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Can you see that if you put it on his Instagram?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: The Koreans, I don't think they can do it.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: Bobby's the Asian representative.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Bobby is, I want to say he may be. You
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: like it? You like it? Yeah.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Late at night, and I leave Duke here by himself.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: He loses his mind, huh? No, Duke. You have no
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: snacks here. I got hungry.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: No, it was six in the morning.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: So what happened last night was I wanted some snacks.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: So I went to 7-Eleven.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: I got a Slurpee.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: That's good. This is like that game show, like that
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: telephone game or whatever. Can you see where Bobby comes
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: in later or not? Is there any, can you help
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: me out? Get further down, further, further.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Is there any part where Bobby comes in or not?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: No, maybe not. The mother is very endearing. I would
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: love to meet her. She's probably a star that I
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: would like to meet.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Who's up there for you? Who haven't you met?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: And who, on top of that, who was your favorite
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: thus far?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I got to meet Mel Gibson
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: one time, and he was very captivating.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wild.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: It's very, like, you get drawn into him, you know?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: You sit down and, like, shoot the shit with him? Yep.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I did get to one time, which is crazy,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: because Patriot's my favorite movie, probably. Was there anything else
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: that we wanted to talk about? You have any of
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: our topics, anything you want to look at really quick?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think. Grace, before I let you go. Yeah. Oh, wait.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: So your new podcast. Yes. Tell me about it. Okay.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: So it is going to be coming out in February.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: Everything is completely up in the air right now. Trying
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: to figure out what the hell it's going to be.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: But for the most part, the idea for it is
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: the name is going to be Disgraceful. And I'm going
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: to have guests on every week. And for the first
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: 15 to 20 minutes, they're auditioning to be my new co-host.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: Because I need a new co-host.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: So that's like the niche there. And then after that,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: hopefully we'll shoot the shit. I'll get to practice in
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: a little more and be a little better for that.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: So what are you looking for in your coach? Do
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: you already have a parameters?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's all just a gimmick. I'm never
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: probably going to have a host.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're not?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: We'll see how it goes.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: But there is possibility though.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: Possibility. Like Alex suggested.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: Alex Cooper.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Alex Cooper suggested that.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: From Call Her Daddy. Yeah.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: So I had pitched her my idea for this podcast
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, that's awesome. But what if
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: you did a podcast with like Blake Griffin? I'm like, what?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: So that's the idea that she has for it.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: So we're going to figure out something somewhere in the middle.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: Something like that.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: That was just like a little behind the scenes kind
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: of phone call.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: We'll see how it goes.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: Will she have a say in it? Will you have
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: a say in it? Will it just be, is it
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: up to you?
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: I get final say, yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: So I think I'm going to stick to my guns.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think just trust your instincts. Yeah. Whatever
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: your instincts are, I love them. Thanks.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Right back at you.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: They're fun. Your instincts are fun to ride along with.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: The Down for Anything tour that's going on right now.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: And despite everything I've said on this podcast, it is
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: a good show. So come on out.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I believe that it is. I almost stayed,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: I wanted to stay there. I think I got nervous
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: there were so many girls in there.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: A lot of girls, yeah. It's like a slumber party.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: And then I just, my whole time, I'm just trying
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: to make the boyfriends laugh.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: Because they don't want to be there.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, they don't.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: So I like really try my best to make them
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: laugh the most.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: You know what's so funny about comedy? A lot of
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: times you'd be on stage and it's all dates there. Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: So not only are you like the kind of like,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: if you're the lonely one, if you're the one that
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a boyfriend or girlfriend, Then you're also providing...
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: You're the entertainment, right? They're paying for sure. But then
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: they all have... And then you're like, oh, it just
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: builds up this... Sometimes it can build up this weird
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: fucking resentment.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, I just did a New Year's Eve show.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: So everyone, three, two, one, everyone started kissing. I'm like,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: I'm still on stage by myself. It's like a double
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: whammy fuck you.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is nice. This is fun. And
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: what do you do then? You throw a couple fingers
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: in the hoo-ha? What do you do at that point?
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: I just... I started.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: I just grabbed the bouncer, just fucked him on stage there.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: No, I started shotgunning beers, so I felt less lonely. Yes,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: I swear to God.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: There it is. There you are, Gracie. Yeah. We're going
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: to send some cacks your way this year, Gracie, baby. Yeah.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: We're going to send you a boatload of cacks.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: Get fucked this year.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. that's for sure. Your dad might hear this. And
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: why do they say cock up there in math? Cock. Yeah.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: It's just, there's no way, it's not a way for
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: a woman to talk.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Cock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I was going in. I
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: had a show right outside of Medford. I don't know
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: where it is. Is that right outside of the city? Medford, yeah. Medford.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: That's a town.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: And I had a show right out there, and some
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: guy's walking up with his wife. They're eating a piece
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: of pizza, and he's like, Doris, that's the guy. We're
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: going to give him your pizza.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: Give him your pizza.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: And Doris, they're both eating. You can tell they just
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: got a snack. They're running over. They're running a few
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: minutes late. I'm like, don't give me her. He's like,
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: give me a fucking pizza, Doris.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: You fucking bitch.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: So now, yeah.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: I love this guy. Yeah, that's how he is. I
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: don't love you.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking like I want to see you, Doris.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: So Doris gives me her pizza. And then they go inside.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: The guy's just eating.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, man?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, what?
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the kind of guys up there. They'll throw
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: their wives out. Across a card to impress their boys.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: They're kind of gay for it.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, definitely. Just to get a whiff of Pedroia's fucking
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: catcher's mitt.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: All right. I think we've had enough. I think we've
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: had a good start to the year. Any res, anything
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: that you're trying to push on yourself this year? I
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: know maybe love is in the air. That's always in
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: the air. Yeah. Anything else you're kind of like any,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: is there a real goal that you have or something
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: this year?
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: Get porked at least once.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: And then we'll go.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Getting slammed. Now we talking.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: We're talking. I'll take it wherever I can get it.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: This is a Christian program.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, is it now? My apologies.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: So you're right at home. Go ahead.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no. And then I'm trying to cut back on drinking.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: I have a drinking problem.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: You do?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a functioning alcoholic.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big time. So I'm trying to kick back.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start with the dry January and see
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: where that goes.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're tapping back in. So for the rest
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: of January, you're off.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I missed the first day, but what are
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: you going to do?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: That's still December in some places. Yeah, right? In Holland,
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, they're behind.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: I'm on Holland time. Fuck it.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm on Holland time. Okay.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: What about me? No, I'm going to try to be
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: sober all year, I think. But any New Year's resolution?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Resolutions, yeah.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to be more pertinent with my time.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: Like don't waste time in things that I know. Like
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: I think with relationship stuff, don't waste like dating time
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: in things that maybe don't have a chance kind of thing.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: So stop dating girls with no personality?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just if I know it's not really there, don't
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: just kind of use the situation just because maybe I'm
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: lonesome or something. Yeah. You know, or like don't, or
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: just because I don't have anybody to go do, you know,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: just be like, well, just do shit by myself then.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: So now I'm going to just be by myself or whatever.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: It's not all that bad.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: It's not that bad.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: Do it all the time.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: And then. And then.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: Your nightmare is my every day. I don't know.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: And then, I don't know, get out there and fucking
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: do some sex maybe. I don't know. Something else. Yeah.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'd like to read a little bit
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: more maybe this year.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: You read a lot last year?
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Not as much as I'd have liked. But just because
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: I want to have that slow time where your thoughts
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: are slowed down and you're just kind of relaxing, you know?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like my brain gets so sped up.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how to slow it down.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, slow it down and maybe pray, pray, yeah, pray
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: if I meet a wife or something, 2020 wife, that's
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: where I'm at.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: There you go, 2020 wife.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: It could happen, dude. That's good, I like that. Welcome
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: to come country, huh?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Then you can hang out with
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: your other friends.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, huh? We're coming over.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: I got me a bride now.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at her.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: Look at her. She give me pizza.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: Doris. Grace O'Malley, thank you so much for coming. Nora O'Malley,
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: thank you for coming too. And cheers and blessings to
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: you guys. Happy New Year.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Happy New Year, man. Thank you very much. It was
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: an honor, truly and honestly.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: And same for me. And best of luck with Disgraceful.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: It comes out in February? Yes. Okay, on the Unwell Network.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Cornerstone Oh, but when I
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: Reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: found I can feel it in my bones