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Fortune Feimster, Bad Vegan and Classless Housewives · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a return favorite,
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  Speaker 3: a darling from the South, a debutante, my former office wife.
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  Speaker 3: We shared an office together, Fortune Feimster.
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  Speaker 2: Heather McDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: So good to be back.
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  Speaker 3: To Juicy Scoop. There was some Juicy Scoop rumors going
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  Speaker 3: on about us.
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  Speaker 2: What was happening? What were people saying?
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  Speaker 3: One of the things I talked about, like friendships ending
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  Speaker 3: over COVID and stuff, just like, And someone's like, do
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  Speaker 3: you think she's talking about Fortune?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, no, Fortune's just been on tour
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  Speaker 3: doing 12 billion shows.
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  Speaker 2: And I was just at your dinner. When was that?
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  Speaker 2: Like two months ago?
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  Speaker 3: I know, but over the last few months, there were
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  Speaker 3: some rumblings and people thought that, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, truth be told, and you know this... There was
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  Speaker 2: a big chunk of time during the pandemic we didn't
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  Speaker 2: see anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because my wife is a huge germaphobe, pandemic aside.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So she was keeping it pretty held down. I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: seeing a lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know, I will admit, like, if you were
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  Speaker 3: to give me a grade on, you know, the best
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  Speaker 3: COVID behavior and the worst COVID behavior.
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  Speaker 2: You would have been the best for sure.
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  Speaker 3: What would you give me?
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  Speaker 2: Like a D.
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  Speaker 3: I thought a C plus. I thought a C plus.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe a C minus.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You were living life pretty.
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  Speaker 3: But also it was making.
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  Speaker 2: Hardcore.
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  Speaker 3: I was sensitive to when people were reprimanding me. And
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  Speaker 3: so that's why when I did, why I went out
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  Speaker 3: on stage and said about all my vaccinations and it
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  Speaker 3: fell on my head because I really wanted people to
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  Speaker 3: know like, I heard you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I got it done.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that was the thing. You were living your life,
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  Speaker 2: but also aware that these were the times we were in.
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  Speaker 2: So you go, I know I get it. I hear you.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be doing this, but also I'm doing this. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you had an awareness about it, but you
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  Speaker 2: were still doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, it would happen like I would
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  Speaker 3: be doing something and then like the following week, somebody
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  Speaker 3: would all of a sudden be like, okay, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think I want to see you, or like Jeff Lewis
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  Speaker 3: would be like, you know, someone would point out that
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to a stranger on an Insta story
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  Speaker 3: in Mammoth.
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  Speaker 2: I would see you dancing in restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, probably I'm not going to go
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  Speaker 2: see Heather. So there was a couple of things. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there was a couple.
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  Speaker 3: I had a little bit of the COVID stink on me,
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  Speaker 3: even though I never got COVID.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing that's really, and I want to
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  Speaker 2: circle back to a couple of things.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the thing that's crazy because we were very
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  Speaker 2: close to going out and about again. Um, when, uh,
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  Speaker 2: when Jeff Lewis had that Christmas party, we were invited
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  Speaker 2: and we kept going back and forth about, are we
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  Speaker 2: going to go? Cause Omicron was starting to like rear
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  Speaker 2: up again, but it wasn't as hardcore as it got
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  Speaker 2: over the holidays. And, and we decided last minute we
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  Speaker 2: weren't going to go. And thank goodness we, Because a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of people got COVID. And then I go... I
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  Speaker 2: was like, Heather had to have gotten COVID. Because she was, like, singing.
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  Speaker 2: You were, like, spraying your germs all over everybody. You
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  Speaker 2: were taking selfies. Like, the kind of selfies. Cheek-to-cheek selfies.
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  Speaker 2: And of all people, you did not get it. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Never gotten it.
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  Speaker 2: It is truly crazy. So, then we went back into
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  Speaker 2: our hermit shell. But then... We saw you at your dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Was that early December?
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  Speaker 3: It was before.
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  Speaker 2: You had it at the perfect time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I had it right before people started to get it.
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  Speaker 2: So I saw you there, but you said to me,
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  Speaker 2: whenever I wanted to come, I honestly just don't ever
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  Speaker 2: think to ask to come anywhere. I just assume if
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  Speaker 2: people want me, they'll ask me. I always want you.
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  Speaker 2: And I just didn't ask.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm so glad you let me know because top secret,
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  Speaker 3: but you have a big project going on. And you'll
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  Speaker 3: be taken out of our vicinity for a while.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be out of town for four months
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  Speaker 2: filming something. So I texted Heather. I said, I'm hearing
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  Speaker 2: a few rumblings. I wasn't sure what was happening on
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  Speaker 2: the Juicy Scoop forums and whatnot. But I'd heard a
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  Speaker 2: few things here and there where people were like, when
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  Speaker 2: are you coming back on Juicy Scoop? I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: all the, like, are they not friends anymore rumors. I
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  Speaker 2: just assumed people... Knew that we were friends. And I
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  Speaker 2: texted Heather. I said, I'm about to be gone for
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  Speaker 2: four months. Let's get one in, girl. I know. Let's
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  Speaker 2: have an afternoon delight.
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  Speaker 3: So excited. We have so many juicy things to talk about. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: just an afternoon, just our fun. First thing that happened
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  Speaker 3: over the weekend, I don't know if you heard this,
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  Speaker 3: but Luann de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York,
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  Speaker 3: you know she's a cabaret singer.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I haven't heard this story.
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  Speaker 3: She went to a famous gay bar in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And was drunk. And she has been on and off
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  Speaker 3: the wagon.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But a gay bar, drunk at a gay bar in
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  Speaker 2: New York is very on brand for housewives.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's a great moment.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great moment. Andy Cohen's baby shower, hello. Everyone
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  Speaker 2: was like so hammered.
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  Speaker 3: So, but the singing wasn't great.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: And the behavior wasn't. her motto, which is her, her
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  Speaker 3: hit song, Money Can't Buy Your Class.
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  Speaker 2: Money Can't Buy Your Class.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was not that classy. I have it here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Was she, was this an impromptu performance? Oh, it
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  Speaker 2: was karaoke. Oh. I'm enjoying it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so somebody caught it.
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  Speaker 2: The gays didn't like that? I think it's a delightful song. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody was fine with it. And I mean, for the
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  Speaker 3: real Housewives of New York, where they've been like, we
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  Speaker 3: don't know if we're coming back. We don't know who's
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  Speaker 3: going to be here. We don't know who's going to...
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, she just bought herself another season.
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  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 3: Back drinking again. I mean, this is exactly... We don't
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  Speaker 3: want sober housewives, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, the show does capitalize off of people's life.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: They do really like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I want people in life to be very, you know,
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  Speaker 2: happy and healthy. But it doesn't... It's not as fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's not as fun. You have to have a really
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  Speaker 2: awesome personality for your life to be going well. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm enjoying Gina on OC. Even though her life has
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  Speaker 2: gotten better, she's been funny.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Well, we're going to get to OC in
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  Speaker 3: a minute. But first, I wanted to say that... So...
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  Speaker 3: Luanne de Luceps. Hello, the Countess. The other things that
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  Speaker 3: they said is that she got up there and she,
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  Speaker 3: you know, she senses apologized and said, we were having
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  Speaker 3: a celebratory night. I didn't act classy.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Midtown.
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  Speaker 3: She did all of that. Give her a break. And
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  Speaker 3: then she said, but other people reported that she went
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  Speaker 3: right to the piano guy and was like, Play Money
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  Speaker 3: Can't Buy Your Class. And he's like, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: that by heart. I can't just really start.
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  Speaker 2: That is the greatest. To just assume everyone knows.
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  Speaker 3: It's an iTunes hit, you know? And he's like, what?
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  Speaker 3: And she just assumes everyone knows it. He could just
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  Speaker 3: do it right off the bat.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't be able to play the piano
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  Speaker 2: to it, but I could be like, Money can't buy
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  Speaker 2: your class. That's all I got. And I feel like
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  Speaker 2: I'm a true Housewife fan.
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  Speaker 3: So she got up there and was singing. And, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I remember you once said that I was slowly turning
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  Speaker 3: you into a gay man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were.
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  Speaker 3: And so I want to do a quick improv. You're
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  Speaker 3: a gay man at this bar. I am drunk. It
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  Speaker 3: was your turn to sing. I took the mic from you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm annoyed.
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  Speaker 3: You're a little annoyed. Like you're a fan, but you're annoyed.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm Luann.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, my darling. Maybe you're getting the cabaret
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  Speaker 3: for free.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Is anyone catching this on the Insta? Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, motherfucker. It's not embarrassing. It's
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  Speaker 3: not embarrassing. I mean, I have been through it. I
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  Speaker 3: have sold out shows. We've had to deal with shows
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  Speaker 3: being canceled.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, really, bitch? We have to already deal with
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  Speaker 2: bachelorette parties, taking over our gay bars. Now we have
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  Speaker 2: to deal with drunk ladies coming in and taking over
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  Speaker 2: our karaoke. I'm just trying to sing some Lady Gaga.
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  Speaker 2: Can you please get off the mic?
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  Speaker 3: Lady Gaga is a fan of the Countess. She came
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  Speaker 3: to Feinstein's Down Under, where I perform.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I can't. I can't. I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it was a hit 10 years ago,
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  Speaker 2: but okay. Bye, Mom.
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  Speaker 3: That is bitchy.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That was bitchy.
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  Speaker 2: Just say bye, Mom.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. I was going to offer you free tickets
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  Speaker 3: to my next show, but you know now that I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Fever pass. Everyone loves me. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a gay icon. If you were gay enough, you'd
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  Speaker 3: know that clearly.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you saw what I did last night,
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  Speaker 2: you'd know I'm pretty gay.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. I think she'll be just fine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. This ain't her first rodeo.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen her cabaret show? No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I have gone a few times.
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  Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes. But she sings the songs, and the vibe of
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  Speaker 3: the audience is fun. But then she does kind of
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  Speaker 3: stand-up comedy in the middle of it, but she's reading
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  Speaker 3: little stories. Like, I'm going to read from my diary.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, hmm, Sonia was wearing a red dress
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  Speaker 3: that instantly came off again. Yeah. And she kind of
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  Speaker 3: like does these things. And then, but now she has
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  Speaker 3: a new story because she would do the story about
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  Speaker 3: her being arrested.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: You know, and all about Tom and everything.
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  Speaker 2: It's all part of the act.
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  Speaker 3: And now she'll have a new story to talk about,
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  Speaker 3: like her embarrassing night when she took over the gay
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  Speaker 3: bar and it wasn't well received. So I think it's all.
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  Speaker 2: I think she's leaning into where she's at in life.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, I never thought she was an alcoholic.
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  Speaker 2: You never thought she was?
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  Speaker 3: I don't, I still don't think she's an alcoholic.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right.
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  Speaker 3: I think that she, so I think she had to
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  Speaker 3: pretend to like be, act like she's sober and everything.
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  Speaker 3: And I think she's been sneaking champagne this whole time.
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  Speaker 2: And vodka.
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  Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 3: So easy.
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  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
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  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
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  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
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  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
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  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
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  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
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  Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
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  Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
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  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
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• 14:00
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  Speaker 3: It, right? Definitely a victim of domestic violence. I felt
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she lived. I do know she was shot, I think,
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  Speaker 2: not sure.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, he, you know, has been talking about this for
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  Speaker 3: a while.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And because he is hosting the Grammys... And then all
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  Speaker 3: this stuff with Kanye and the threats that he's made.
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  Speaker 3: Then he had the 24-hour suspension on Instagram. Anyway, now
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  Speaker 3: he will not be performing. He's been banned from performing
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  Speaker 3: at the Grammys. And he's been nominated for five Grammys. Listen,
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  Speaker 3: these award shows are suffering. I mean, like, all right.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't going to watch it anyway.
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  Speaker 2: What's funny is that two years ago, didn't he pee
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  Speaker 2: on his Grammy? Isn't there a video.
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  Speaker 3: Of him peeing? He like propped it in the toilet, right?
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  Speaker 2: I believe so. And they peed on it. What does
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  Speaker 2: he care? So I'm like, already there's clearly some issues
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  Speaker 2: with him and the Grammys. I mean, I don't remember
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  Speaker 2: what the issue was two years ago. Yeah. And then
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  Speaker 2: was it the Grammys or was it the MTV Awards
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  Speaker 2: where he interrupted Taylor Swift?
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  Speaker 3: I think that might have been the Grammys or the
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  Speaker 3: American Music Awards or something where he took the award.
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  Speaker 2: He's unpredictable when it comes to award shows.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe it's, yeah, let's not. But I think he's
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  Speaker 3: still closing the Coachella. Oh, Coachella, right? VMAs, yes.
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  Speaker 2: That does sound very MTV-esque, you know. But I don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's just so much going on there. Everybody's just kind
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  Speaker 2: of like, just keep this going. private.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: So I was in Palm Desert this weekend.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Do you go a lot?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: It seemed like it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: My sister lives out there and then I have other
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: friends out there and I just like it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Do you leave your family behind?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: That would be what I would do. If I had kids,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: I would be like, mommy's gotta have a weekend.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I felt kind of badly because Brandon is old
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: enough to stay by himself, but I felt kind of
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: bad because it turned out to be like Like, we
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: stayed the whole Sunday practically, too, so I felt a
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: little bit bad. But I brought him home Pan Express.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's nice.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: And then we watched the latest episode of The Dropout.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: And he really likes The Dropout.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: That was like me when I was a kid, whenever
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: my mom— not to bum you out, but you're just made
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: a face like, oh, no, is Brandon headed on Fortune's path?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: My mom would go— she had a man friend that she
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: was with. Who lived like 45 minutes away, so she'd
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: often go to his house for the weekend. And it
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: would bum me out, but I would forgive it because
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: she would bring me like a big old sub sandwich
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: at the end of the weekend. And I'd go, well,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I was bummed she left, but I do like this
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: sub a lot. Oh my gosh.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: No, I mean.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: So he might associate Panda Express with being lonely.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Just saying.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: No, I know. I felt kind of badly. And my
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: friend even said, we stayed at her gorgeous house and
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: she was like, you could have brought your son. But
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: my sister was out of town. If my sister was
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: in town, then her kids, they could have all.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Done something together. He would have been bored down there.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway, we stayed in the gated community that the Kardashians
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: own their mansions in.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yes. So I saw the lot, the double lot
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: that Kim and Kanye own. They haven't started building yet.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I'm really hoping that Kim can buy him out. I
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: think that would be a disaster if they cut it
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: in half and each bought their own house there. I
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: don't think that's going to work out.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Well, didn't he already buy a house across from her?
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's in Hidden Hills. The gated community in Woodland
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Hills is the gated community in La Quinta Palm Desert.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: She needs to have her own gated community.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: She doesn't need to have her own. But also this weekend,
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Pete Davidson, he is loving this fame.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: You think?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I would be stressed out of my mind about it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You're not Pete Davidson. But you don't think he's stressed
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: No, I think he loves it.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Really? I don't know. I don't know.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Is stress about the Kanye stuff or just the overwhelming fame?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I think it definitely, it seems to overwhelm him sometimes,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the fame. He probably likes it, but is also overwhelmed
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: by it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, he took, I guess, you know, he
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: doesn't have Instagram, so that's kind of a cool move.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: But then he, like, took.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: He doesn't need it. Everyone talks about him every day.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: And then he took... But he took, I guess, Scott
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Disick's Instagram or his phone and filmed him hanging out
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: with Scott.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: And a couple of Travis and all this and hanging
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: out on the couch. And he did, like, a funny face, like,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: can you believe I'm here, like, with the Kardashians? Like, I'm...
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: You know, this guy that made fun of him my
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: whole life, and now I'm, you know, boning the main one. And,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: you know, it's all good. It's fine. They went to
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Little Rain Disick's baseball game this weekend.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Travis, him, Travis Scott. Oh, really? Everyone's palling around.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Scott.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, is he still doing SNL, right?
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Is he? I mean, it seems like he's quite busy
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: hanging out here.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're very West coast.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I could see SNL. I could see Lauren Michaels just
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: being like, you're bringing so many more eyes to SNL.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Like if you need to go and skip a, a weekend,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: a weekend and keep this train going, I think we're
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: okay with it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll be curious to see how it unfolds.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: You know, I got the three tattoos.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a lot. I mean, because they haven't
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: even been together a year.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: And one was my girl's Allure.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And then Kim got branded.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Got branded.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, branding is... I mean, he already had a
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: bunch removed.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I wonder if he got his branding from the Hobby Lobby.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: That's for that Sherry Papini who faked her own death.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: What?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Don't you know this story?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know this story. I've been out of the
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: juicy scoop.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorites. A cute, thin blonde mom
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: four years ago pretended to be kidnapped while she stayed
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: at her old boyfriend's house. She made him go to
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Hobby Lobby. It was something she found on Pinterest from
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Hobby Lobby. And then she had him brand her to
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: say that the female Mexican lesbians that kidnapped her for
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: 26 days, they branded her. And she branded herself.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I guess I did not know the follow-up to that
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: story because I remember it being like she faked her
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: own thing, but I didn't realize she was at a
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: boyfriend's house.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: She never said that the Mexican girls... the fake Mexican
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: girls that she made up in her head that she
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: said were kidnappers. She never said they were lesbians, but
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I just assumed they were lesbians. But you know, that was,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: that was, that was one of the things.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Not very nice of you to assume that it was
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: lesbians that are branding people.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: It didn't make sense. It didn't make sense. And you
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: know what? The experienced cop, he actually said that, like,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: women don't kidnap people. Right. And, you know, I don't
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: mean to out you, but you are a married lesbian.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Do you think lesbian couples have a desire to kidnap people?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: No, I personally don't know of any lesbian kidnappers. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: don't know of any women kidnappers. She's right.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Anytime you've heard of a woman being involved in the kidnapping,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: it's the man that's at the.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Helm of it. And they're like a victim of it too.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Like they're scared and they've been sucked under this spell.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: But normally women, they're like, I don't want to deal
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: with this. One more person to clean after and feed.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Like just don't kidnap people.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it seems like a lot of effort.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: But also you shouldn't. there's so many ways to get
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: caught if you were trying to pretend that you got kidnapped.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of, there's going to be a lot
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: of holes in your story. Right. You know what I mean?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: It's all just cause you want to hang out with
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: a boy.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: No, in the end they never even screwed.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: No, she, she, and he was like not cute. And
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I think he was just kind of dumb about it.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Like I think he just, um, Got kind of sucked
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: into her spell and was like, okay. And then she
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: was like, no, I'll take the room and you sleep
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: on the couch.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I missed that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Jesus. I think she was just a weirdo gone girl
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: wanting attention.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: And maybe a midlife crisis.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think she's not right, but still she needs
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: to do some time. Okay. Real Housewives of OC. Yep.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: They had their reunion, and they had their reunion looks,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: and it has not been well-received.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Really? Shannon looks good.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: You don't like Shannon's look? Shannon's, I think, looks good.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, Gina's... Gina's is kind of.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: An odd thing. Gina has a crop top on. A
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: lot of people... She has a little bralette and pants.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: But her body looks good.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I think that's why she wanted to show it off. But,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: you know, you are sitting on a couch.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Which is a challenge.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. For a crop top.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: For anybody, no matter what size you are.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Truth be told, never worn a crop top, so I
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: can't relate. I mean, I've worn shirts that are a
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: little too short.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: And it gets a little breezy under there. And you know,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: you know when you're filming, they keep it really cold,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: so that's probably not the best choice for comfort. Yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: this dress, yeah, yeah, I can see that people, I
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: think Shannon looks I do like Shannon's look. She looks good.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: These dresses in the middle are wild colors.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Noella is so thin.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: She is, you know, and it looks good. Her hair
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: is so long. Wow.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I think she, you know, that's all her hair.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Right, but it's just so long.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Noella, have you ever given anyone a gift
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: of a stack of vaginas?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: No, that whole bit was very confusing to me. I
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: had to rewind it a couple of times and ask Jax, like,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: what is she saying? I don't understand.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you just call me?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I could have explained it to you. I know. Well,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: then Jax was explaining it to me.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: How did Jax explain it to you?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Clearly, I've never had a stack of vagina. So, it
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: was just like... How did Jax explain it to me?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I'll explain it.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: It was ladies.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: So, all the ladies are wearing lingerie.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. And they.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: lay on top of each other.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: On the edge of the bed.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: So, so the kind of laundry they wear have open vaginas.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: So it's like lingerie, but then an open vagina.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: And then sweet James attorney at law, personal injury attorney.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: He then comes up and then this is.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: According to Noella, by the way, we weren't there. Okay. Um,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: So let's say allegedly.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Allegedly, I imagine, since her husband at the time was
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Sweet James, the attorney, I'm guessing she said she gave
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: the stack of vaginas. She was part of it. I
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: don't know if she was the bread or the meat
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: or what, because it's like a sandwich. I don't know
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: if she was the middle. I don't know if she
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: was the bottom.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: The lettuce, the cheese. Are we talking club sandwich? Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: And then I think he comes up and inserts himself.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: In the fun of it, of knowing, like, whose is what.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: It seems more complicated than a stack of vaginas. It
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: seems like a lot of coordination had to go into that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Yes. I mean, a lot of.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: That's truly insane.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: A lot of people say they don't like her on
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: the show. I'm like, I think she's the only one
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: that brought some interesting things for me to talk about
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: on Jesus.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, a stack of vaginas is definitely.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I brought a stack of vaginas like seven times. And
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, otherwise, I don't know what else there is
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: to talk about on the show.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Wow. But also, you know, who wants to be on
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the top of a pyramid?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Do you want to ask....
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I'm the base baby.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Why don't you ask me, since I'm Noella, I'm bisexual. Oh, no.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you, just ask me anything about my life.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be Noella.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Hi, Noella.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Hi, Fortune.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I heard that you've been having some hard times lately.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, my husband was my best friend. And he
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: just took off Puerto Rico. And, I mean, it's devastating.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: What are you doing to cope?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm meeting these interesting ladies in OC. Heather Dubrow
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: hasn't been exactly nice. I mean, I don't really enjoy Dr. Jen,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: but I just, I'm international, I'm interracial, I'm bisexual, and
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I just don't think the people of OC can handle it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Well, is there anyone you get along with?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: My mother. She's the only person in my family that
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: can be featured on the show. Both my children, both
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: my exes won't let them be on the show, and
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: both my exes left. So I am a single divorced
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: woman with a mother and a father who is a
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: weatherman that I never met.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Do you have any regrets? Do you wish you hadn't
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: done the show? Do you feel like things might not
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: have turned out this way?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: It's so interesting that you talk about that. Because prior
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: to doing the show, I was married to Sweet James.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: We would go buy all the billboards together. And now
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just a load.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: It's been really difficult.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, all right. But I'm a star. Do you
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: want some charcuterie?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: No, would you like a stack of agitas?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: No, definitely not. Do you notice that they have like
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: a thousand charcuterie boards on that show?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: And you know what bothers me the most? It's just
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: like there's so much left over. It's too large of
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: a chartreuse board for the two women to sit down
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: and just put a little chartreuse board together.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: What do you call it? Chartreuse.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Chartreuse. Charcuterie. Charcuterie?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: You got to put that cooter in there.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I like to call it charcuterie.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: You got to put the cooter in charcuterie.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I love it, but it's kind of overwhelming to me.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: They do it every time they get together. Someone has
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: a charcuterie board.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's just, it's the most like, speak about
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: like an underdog. Like, not a COVID-friendly situation.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Well, any buffet sell situation.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: But it's, like, taken off in the height of COVID.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: It's been the driving force of, like, women creating their
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: own charcuterie boards.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Good job. Thank you. I tweeted early on, like, drink
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: every time you see a charcuterie board. You'll be hammered.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Now, Heather Dubrow, a lot of people are very disturbed
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: by her dress. It's not very Heather Dubrow-ish.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: It's not flattering in the top part. See, it's like
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: there's some lines and stuff.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm putting my prediction out. If it's already been proven, fine. What?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I would bet money this is from Heather's closet. Because
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: it doesn't look like it's a designer type of thing
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: that she would normally buy.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Also, are these That's like the hem. That's the hem, right?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is probably... going on... The dress is
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Christian Serrano.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: It is?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, never mind.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Christian.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: He makes really great things. Maybe it just... I just
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: don't know why she would choose it. It could just
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: be a bad angle or picture. You know what?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Normally, like, on other housewives, the production company will say, like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: everybody wear white. Oh, yeah. And they all look great.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Or the Potomac girls all wore like purple or like
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: all looked really great.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: This doesn't seem coordinated at all.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: No, I think that honestly they let them go in
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: a horrible direction.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: On purpose?
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, because this show has gotten very little buzz this
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: season as far as like even fans talking about it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: But put them in a bunch of awful outfits and
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: we will talk. And I think they just want people
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: to talk and watch the reunion. And so I think
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: they were like, we're not going to color coordinate them.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: We're going to tell them they're going to give us
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: each three dresses. We're each going to pick the worst
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: one for them to wear.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I think they need. I think they got to go
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: back to the some of the OGs. Let's get Vicky.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Let's get Tamara. Anybody else?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Kelly Dodd.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I do think Kelly's pretty fun to watch. Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I think they might get themselves back on the show
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: after this season.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Because you're just not really invested in a lot of
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: the ladies. No offense. They all seem lovely. But I
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: definitely think Kelly, Tamara, Vicki back on the show. Just
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: bring them back. Why do we get rid of them?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I know. Just bring them back. You don't have to
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: pay them as much.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Because even though you can disagree with people's... points of
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: view or whatever but that's the point of the show
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: is that it's like all these different hodgepodge of people
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: bringing their their stuff to the show yeah you know.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Um peter came up with a great idea we're going
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: to produce this fraud con it's called fraud con it's
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: going to be a cruise oh and some of the
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: speakers will be elizabeth holmes whoops Elizabeth Holmes.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Sherry Papini, who I just talked to you about. Which
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: one is her? This middle one?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Sherry Papini is the one that was fake. Papini.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Papini. That was like peppercini.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the one who we can then ask her, like,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: how did you come up with?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: She hasn't admitted it yet because she's been arrested and
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: all this stuff. Oh, because she's still in trouble. Once
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: she comes up with her story, then that'd be good.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: This is the Tinder swindler.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Tinder swindler.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: This is the fry guy.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: This is Inventing Anna. Uh-huh. Wait, who's this?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Bad Vegan, which came out this week.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched that.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Is she not a real vegan?
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: She's a bad vegan.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: The only thing that was real about her is that
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: she was a vegan.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Okay. But she was a bad thing?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: In a nutshell, she met a guy who was another
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Dirty John that lied about being like a Navy SEAL
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: and in like black ops and all this stuff.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Said he was super wealthy, had super wealthy family, went
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: to pretend to buy a $ 14 million house, all this
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Made.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: According to her, made her give him all this money
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: that was really the investor money for the vegan restaurant
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: that was like this hotspot where Alec Baldwin... Okay. was
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: obsessed with her, but then met Hilaria Baldwin at the
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: vegan restaurant.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: And.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: That's where Alec met his wife?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: At that restaurant?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, wow. And then she ran out of money,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: didn't pay any of her staff of her two restaurants.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: And then she and the guy... who was her legal husband,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: took off.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: And were just, like, gambling in Vegas. And then they
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: ended up at Dollywood.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: For fun? Hard to work.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Just to try to gamble and, like, hide out because
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: she was, like, wanted.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: She was currently wanted because she stiffed all these people.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty good one, but it can move a
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: little quicker.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: It's a little slow.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: In the end, they get arrested because his credit card
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: was used to buy a Domino's pizza.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: No, not– no, not the thing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: But they said she did not eat the dominoes.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Well, she's a vegan, right?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: But that's what all the articles, yeah, got made were like, oh,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: my God, can you believe that this woman who– the
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: vegan restaurant, I'm like, I can't– first of all, it
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: was raw vegan. So it was like you didn't even
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: have to turn on a stove to make money at
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: this place.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: But it was super popular? Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, because it was like all the stars went there,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: and Alec Bulge went there.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: How does a place even suddenly become the place that
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: all the stars go to? You know what I mean?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: How does that happen? I'm telling you, this girl was
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: one of those people that just was lucky. She was
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: really pretty, and she was, like, smart, you know?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: So she'd probably meet people on network and get somebody
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: to post about it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, she was kind of weird socially. Like,
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: she was very– but– People, yeah, I feel like she
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: met a hot chef that started the restaurant. Then the
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: hot chef in her broke up. She got to keep
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: the restaurant because this other guy was like, I'll still
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: be your main investor, but you can keep the restaurant.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: The point is she had that same thing that Elizabeth
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Holmes of Dropout had in that she just got like
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: old white men to invest in her. Right. And they
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: really didn't care.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: What the product was.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Or that if they were even getting paid back on
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: time or whatever, where she really got in trouble is
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: when she didn't pay her staff.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Nobody's letting gals like me borrow money. They're like, you
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: gotta work for it.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I do, I mean, I do think there's like a
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: pretty privilege that, and then also when you have it
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: your whole life, you have this kind of confidence.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: You're used to it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like you were You know, an ugly
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: duckling that, like, remember that TV show, The Swan, where
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: you really were an ugly duckling? And then Dr. Dubrow
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: was on that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you become a swan. And then they'd
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: go back to their job at, like, the Dairy Queen,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: and their hair extensions would be falling out and everything,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: but they still had, like, high cheekbones.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that show was the best.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: That was when reality TV was, like, really taking a
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: weird turn. Remember, there was, like, two years of it
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: where it was, like, what's happening now? Yeah. Like it
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: was getting dicey.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Literally.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: But I guess she said she did the Netflix special
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: and whatever money she got from it, she did finally
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: pay back the workers.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's good.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: But I, you know what? I'm just not a fan.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Like I think she's, she can go on the fraud
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: con for sure with, and.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Then, so this is a, This is a cruise idea
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: that you have. We're not sure if the cruise will
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: actually happen. No.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I just want to put it out there before it
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: happens and then everyone can say, remember when Heather talked
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: about it with Fortune? She thought of this idea already.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I'm probably never going to execute it. I'm just saying
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: it was my idea first.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It is your idea first, but the problem is how
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: can we trust that this cruise will happen? You know
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Yes!
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: So then we had the fire festival guy.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Cheese sandwiches for everyone.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Or a stack of vaginas for everyone.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Anna Delvey of Inventing Anna, I guess she is still here.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: She doesn't want to.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Go to Germany. Oh, they're trying to extradite her?
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: She's been in ice for a year, and her dad
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: finally spoke.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: And he said she wanted to live. He tells Daily Mail,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: this is Anna Delvey. Actually, his name is Anna Sorkin
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: is her real name, so it's Mr. Sorkin. said that
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: she wanted to live like Paris Hilton and that he
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: indulged his daughter with dance and French tutors, drove miles
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: to buy her designer clothes, and still gives her money,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: but she never once said she loved me. He says
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: that she says things like, you know, well, I'm your
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: only daughter, so you have to pay for me. Pay
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: for it. What? Why are you so poor?
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: That was a hard thing about getting into that show.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I know that she was doing... a pretty good accent
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: of the girl, but it sounds so fake that it
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: feels cartoonish. I had a hard time getting into the
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: show because I couldn't get past the voice.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Well, she's starting a podcast.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I would have just made an executive decision. Let's do
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: a German accent.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, you don't think that she should have matched the girl?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. It's just too... I get that
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: it's real, but it feels so, like, fake. You know
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I would have, like, maybe leaned into, like, one accent
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: and not tried to imitate her voice.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I hate her. Oh. I do. I hate her.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I hate Anna Delvey, and I cannot wait for.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Her to get on the plane. I didn't make it
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: past ten minutes of the show.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: And leave here. Anyway, she's. Somehow she's getting money. Dad's
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: still sending her money. And then she has the other
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: people in the jail do her chores for her and stuff.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: No way. Really?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Wow. She must be very persuasive.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I think she, you know, pays with whatever chicken noodle,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: whatever ramen or whatever you can buy at the little store.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: But yeah. But, you know, I think, though, I mean, look,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: fraud con, it's got to happen soon because I do
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: feel like. There's a new one that just came out
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: about the guy that created WeWork. I guess he's a fraudster, too.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: There's so many fraudulent people on TV right now.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he had that company's estimate in the billions, but
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: nothing to back it up or something like that.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Are you watching The Dropout on Hulu?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: No. is... Oh, the Elizabeth Holmes one?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: One episode in.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: It takes a... I really like it. Okay. And it's
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: gotten really good now because now it's like episode five.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: The swindle part. And now what I really wanted, which
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: is what they're showing me, of course it's scripted, but
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: based on all the podcasts and documentary, is like she
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: knows it doesn't work. She's still hoping that maybe they
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: can get it to work. But at a certain point,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: six months before they put it into the Walmart stores-
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: It's not working. And the boyfriend that she put as
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: her CEO, the older guy, he knows that they all
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: know it. The scientists know it. And this is where now,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: you know, she's really fraudulent. But it's like she doesn't
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: want to just go crazy.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Never mind.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: We can't do it. But it's already too late.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Here's all your money back.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Because she took all this money and spent it on Theranos.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And she hired all these people. And she's flying private.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: And she's wearing this black turtleneck. And she's kind of
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: bought into her own narrative.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: She's like the power of it. Yes. I remember... At
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: that time, everyone was talking about her. She was in
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: all these magazines and interviews.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I can't believe this girl thought of this incredible idea.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: She's going to change the world. Because I remember reading
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: She was getting as much attention as Mark Zuckerberg did
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: back then. That's what she wanted. So she was probably
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: just that power. Right. It was intoxicating.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're waiting for her sentence. But yeah, it's good.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: It's on Hulu and I say it's good.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I read in People or somewhere, she's like living in
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like a $ 132 million house right now with somebody else.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: She scored again. She married a hotel heir. Oh, really?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: And had his baby. Scored again. She's a real kid
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: of privilege. Like just everything, you know. And she didn't
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: want it, you know, she wanted it right away.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Wendy, you just did not see, to see these levels
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: of deception... And not see the consequences for it is weird.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Well, Jussie Smollett, they let him out of prison. He's
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: appealing his thing.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Did they say what, I mean, how did he get released?
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Because his attorneys are really good and they said he
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: should be released based on this.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Like a home thing?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Yes. Until this appeal is exhausted, then he can go
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: to his time or not. Now, I would have Jesse
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: on the fraud con cruise.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: He's adamant that he's innocent.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I know, but he's got to just tell the story.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: And this is what he should do. I know, he's
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: kept this thing, but the real juicy Jesse story is
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: if at this point he was like, okay, this is
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: what happened and why. Let me go this route. Let
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: me get the Netflix doc or get a scripted show
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: done of what chose me, why I chose to do it,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: how I changed my mind.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: But what if he didn't? I really don't know. What
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: if he didn't do it though? I have no idea.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: He did it, but it's okay. I'm just saying at
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: this point, no one's going to do a Netflix doc
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: where he still is proclaiming his innocence.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Right. Okay.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: If he goes the way of the bad vegan.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: And already knows... If he did it and owned up
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Already knows that, yeah, there's going to be something in
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: the works, so let me just be part of it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: That's what he has to do. And then he can
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: go on as the rehabbed fraudster. Like, I did do
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: this thing, but I saw the ways, and then he...
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: He can go on FraudCon. He can do his TED Talks.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: He can have his own podcast. And then he can
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: start acting again with.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: You in Toronto. Are you going to be his manager?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: You have it all mapped out.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be anyone's manager or write any
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: movies or even plan FraudCon itinerary. I put the ideas out.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: FraudCon sounds like a lot of work.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of work for me, and I just, like,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: what it is is I put out the ideas, and
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: then I just get the satisfaction when someone does it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Saying that you called it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: And then they said, Heather said it first.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Would you ever, we've talked about this before, is there
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: a Juicy Scoop cruise coming at some point?
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I did, like, a mini one.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: But it was not by itself. It wasn't all, you know,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: all of us.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was like. Yes. I'm going to be on
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: this cruise if you want to come. Yes, yes.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: And we had fun.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the future holds. I've got a long...
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I've got a lot of years ahead of me.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: The pandemic made cruises a little... Like, let's put a
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: pin in these for a minute. Not for everybody. I'm
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: sure they're still going.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Out to sea.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: It is really.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: It is a hard situation because no matter.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: You're on that boat.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: What they do, whatever, you know, no matter what they
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: do and how strict they make it. Yeah. And then
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: all the TikToks I've seen of when someone does get
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: the COVID, get tested with the COVID.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: That seems awful.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: And then they put them in this like.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Like a dungeon room.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, just a dungeon room. And then like they're like
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: calling to get water.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: But they have to because.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: No, I understand they have to.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: They would infect this entire boat that can't go anywhere.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: That's why it's too dicey right now for me. Not
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: for everybody. There's a lot of Heathers out there just
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: living their life. But for me, I can't do it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Not right now.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: That is really scary if you get it. That's the thing.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: So then you're in the dungeon. And I saw this
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: one TikTok where they're like, please, we don't have any water.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Can you please give us some water? And they're just like,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but we're like short-staffed. You're just going to
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: have to wait.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: And it's not like they can leave their room and
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: go to the buffet.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're just stuck there. You can't like make
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: water appear out of nowhere and you can't drink it
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: out of the sink.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: It's from the ocean, I'm assuming. Oh, that's a nightmare.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty bad. Well, I'm very excited you're here.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: A lot of people have been asking, you know, for
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: you to reprise your role as Samantha Markle. Right.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: They're upset with each other again, right?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Samantha Markle is currently suing Meghan Markle. I don't know
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: if she's also suing, like, Oprah or whatever.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Really?
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: In the Oprah interview, Samantha... Why? I mean... Like, why?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Just leave Meghan alone. My God.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Samantha Markle, the older sister, is saying that because Meghan
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: said in the Santa Barbara Oprah interview that, you know,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: her sister wasn't always Samantha Markle, that she took back
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: the Markle last name once she became famous. You know,
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: so she's kind of like to Oprah, like, so be,
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: you know, put the dots together of, like, why this
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: sister's after me.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: And so is the sister claiming defamation or what?
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: So.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: And she said, because of that, nobody bought my book.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Samantha Markle Diary of Princess Pushy Sisters.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: She would have to prove, basically.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I bought it, though.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, you did.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Well, that's good.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: I bought it and I read it this weekend.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. The whole thing. Good for you. I mean,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: for her to prove that it, you know, the defamation thing,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: you have to prove it's not true. Right. If whatever
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Megan said, I don't know. I don't know what happened.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: But if what Megan said is true, then it's not.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: there's no cause for a case.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: So he, so the dad said, I've been trying for
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: almost four years to get to see my daughter and
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: her ginger husband. Well, I mean, okay.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: If you're already calling them a ginger, like, why would
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: she want to see you? This, they gotta like, let
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: it go. She is like, like living her life. She
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: has made it very clear. She's done. And if your
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: dad's referring to your husband as your ginger husband, then,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: That meeting ain't going to go well. I mean, yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see my ginger husband face to face
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: or my grandchildren. So I'd be thrilled to come to
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: court and talk and defend my oldest daughter. So I
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: read the book and I'm going to give you the
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: gist of it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Well, they keep making it more and more clear why
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Megan doesn't have a relationship there. There have been very, like,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: it's a lot. Like, just let her live her life.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: This is basically what she says in the book.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's her life story, but very little about Megan. But, like,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: it's so many, like, little snarky things in this book
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: about Megan. And she calls her Meg throughout, okay? And
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Megan calls Samantha Babe throughout. That's her nickname that the
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: whole family called her Babe.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Called Samantha Babe?
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Samantha Babe.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: And so, basically, she says real nasty things. Now, they
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: grew up in Woodland Hills. which is where I'm from.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: And she called it, like, one of the chapters was.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: You really did your research.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: The Shady Bunch of Woodland Hills.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: The Shady Bunch of Woodland Hills. All these pages.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I have some issues with siblings similar
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: to this, where it's like a big thing with some
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: of my older siblings is they would bring up that
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: my parents paid for USC.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Bring it up a lot, okay? Okay. She goes on
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: to make such a big deal and my private all-girl
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: high school, which Megan went to one to Immaculate Heart.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: And she's saying little snarky things, Samantha. She's like, wow,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I would have thought going to an all-girl Catholic high
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: school that she would have some compassion and be nice.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: But she just wasn't. Like throughout the whole thing, she's
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: saying Meghan Markle was just very particular. And at one
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: point she had to move home with her. They're 18
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: years apart. She had to move home. And she said,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: and one day Meghan said, babe, can you just put
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: the cap back on the toothpaste? And I was like, wow.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Like those, I swear to God, there was like nothing.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: And then And then she goes, and then one day
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: the dad goes, here's a catalog. So like maybe it
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: was like a Macy's catalog. Pick out what you want
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: for Christmas. And she goes, and then I looked and
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: I saw a beautiful topaz ring that was $ 300. And
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Megan said, babe, you're not getting that ring. Throughout the book,
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: she's like, it's just like the ring that she didn't
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: want me to have. Like, she'll bring it up. Like,
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: there was so little of a relationship. So then she
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: brings up, this is what really pisses me off.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: This whole thing's a nightmare because they clearly didn't know
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: each other that well.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I know. She gets into Northwestern, a private university, right?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Babe does?
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: No.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, Meg.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Meg.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Meg.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: It's Meg.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Meg. So she brings up.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: She goes, and my dad paid for that whole thing.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: She did not get scholarships or financial aid. Because at
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: one point I did see that Meghan Markle talked about
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: going there and getting a scholarship or financial aid. She's like, no,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: my dad pays for it. And it was $ 250, 000 a year.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: And she says it again, a million dollars for her education.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, maybe Northwestern and Meghan Markle would like
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: to sue you for defamation because it's not true. In fact,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: we looked it up 20 years ago. On the high side,
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: maybe it was.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: $ 40, 000 a year. Yeah, I was about to say no
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: more than $ 50, 000.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: And then, you know how she also got like a
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: great internship, this international whatever. She makes it very clear
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: that That's because my uncle got her that internship.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Why does she care?
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: She's just making it very clear in the book.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: It's so weird.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Then she wrote a movie. Samantha did. And she really
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: thought it would be good if her baby sister.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Would be in it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Would star in it. It's called Angel's Redemption.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: She doesn't seem to like her baby sister.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Well, she was trying to be nice, you know, and
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: she thought it would help expose her.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: That's what's crazy about this sibling. I'm like, you don't
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: seem like you like her. Yeah. So why just let
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: bygones be bygones and move on? You know what I mean? Like,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: live your life. If you don't like her, then why
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: would you want to be around her? It's weird. It's
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: all just too much.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Right. Oh, but you know, one thing, though, that she's
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: still pissed.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: About is that... That Topaz ring.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: The Topaz ring. And then also, there were these music
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: boxes that were Samantha's that Megan had taken over, according
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: to her.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: And, like, she never got those music boxes back. So
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: we now have the music boxes and the candlestick.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: The candles and the Topaz ring.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: So this is part one. I guess there's a part two.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There's another whole nother book.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, that's impressive. Books are hard to write.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: You got a whole part two in her.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, it just, it's just, it's just a lot.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Tell her me impressed.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, and also she talks about going to the public
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: high school in Woodland Hills.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: In like the eighties or whatever, early eighties. And she
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: talks about, oh, You know, and people for Christmas were
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: talking about what Jaguar they were going to get. I
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: grew up here.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to say.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: That is not a neighborhood of brand new Jaguars.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, right, yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Especially in the 80s and everyone with Louis Vuitton.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: People used to do their nose up at the Valley constantly.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: When I moved here in like 2002, they were like,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: the Valley is disgusting. So in the 80s, it was
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: for sure disgusting.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, she's just like wanting to do a
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: thing of like, oh, I was down to earth, but
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: where I had to be forced to live when my
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: dad married Dory or Doria or whatever the mom's name is.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: So anyway, she also brings up that she constantly was
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: the firstborn. She and her brother were the firstborn and
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: that she felt that Megan just wanted it to be
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: considered an only child.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't. Can't say I'm blaming her. It
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: just seems like a lot of drama.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: So the lawsuit is happening, and I think that we
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: should do a call to see if we can just
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: settle this lawsuit.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: All right. Who's calling whom? It feels like you, Megan,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: would call. She doesn't want to squash it, right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe I do want to squash it because I'm tired
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: of hearing Juicy Scoop talk about it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: So....
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Now, you're going to be pretty excited to hear from
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: me because I haven't called you in years.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: According to the book. Ding-a-ling-a-ling. Does a phone ever sound
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: like that?
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Anyway, ding-a-ling-a-ling. Hello? Hi, babe.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: It's Meg, your sister.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Calling from Santa Barbara.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Babe.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Your babe.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: As in babe? Babe.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, Samantha. I'm calling you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: This is the babe.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: You're the babe.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's been so long since I've heard the
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: name the babe. The babe. I forgot I'm the babe. Meg,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad that you called. I've been wanting to
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: talk to you clearly for the last four years. Yes,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: And, you know, I just want this to end. I
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: don't even live in England anymore. Harry and I are
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: just trying to get our projects off the ground. We
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: did a podcast. I think we did two episodes before
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: we quit. We are raising rescue chickens. And I am
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: very busy as a young mother. I have two small children,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: and I don't need the stress of this lawsuit right now.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: It's absolutely ridiculous, babe.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, I clearly know where you live. I'm outside the
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: gate right now. Wow.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Nobody knows where we live.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I am your sister.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Except for Oprah.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Have you been talking to Oprah?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: I saw the interview, and I'm not happy about it whatsoever.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I know you're not, and that's why this lawsuit is happening. But, babe,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: this is just— if you want to keep dad healthy— Pitting
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: them against me is not the way to go. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: just want to live my life. What is it going
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: to take for this to end? I don't care if
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: you write a million books about me that no one reads.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Well, first off, when you say babe, it doesn't feel
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: like you mean it.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that is what I always called you, and that
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: was the one part of your book that was true.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I just wish that you had a little
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: bit more love in your voice when you called me babe.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, I am exhausted. You know, you talk about
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: me in your book. You talk about how I.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, you read it?
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, I did read. Well, I didn't, but I listened
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: to Juicy Scoop and she read it for me. And basically,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: you know, you made some snide remarks about me being
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: divorced on Suits, on the Let's Make a Deal.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: It happened.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: And I'm sorry that I wasn't able to be the
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: lead in your but movie that you put together yourself.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not too late for you to sign on.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just looking for a financier, and I know that
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: your name, being attached, would basically put it over the edge.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: So I have a list of demands. Okay. I mean,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: things I want. Yes. Well, first off, those candlesticks from
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: the palace. I'm still waiting for those.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: We left in the middle of the night to couch
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: surf on Couch Surf.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: What is that guy's name? Tyler Perry. Yes.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: The couch surf on Tyler Perry's mansion.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: We were going from mansion to mansion in Santa Barbara
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: with no place with a baby, you know, on my
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: hip and I could not.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, boo hoo.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: The candlesticks. I don't have the candlesticks.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I also never got my Topaz ring. You know how
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: much I wanted it and you were just throwing it
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: in my face that. Dad wasn't going to buy it
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: It was $ 300, and I didn't really think that that
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: was the kind of price point Dad was thinking about
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: when he showed us the Macy's catalog.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Well, when you hand someone a catalog, you need to
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: make that clear. Because it ranges in price from $ 5, 000
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: to $ 10, 000. I'm not familiar with the Macy's catalog these days.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Samantha, I'm willing to offer you something better than the candlesticks.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: What? What?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Those old music boxes that I took from the Woodland
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Hills house.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I still have two of them. Wow. And if I
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: gave you those two music boxes, then could we just
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: please call the attorneys and put an end to this
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: frivolous lawsuit?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I've heard your request. I've thought about it. I will
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: accept your two music boxes. I will drop this lawsuit.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: but I'm going to need to be invited to Christmas.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Well, I will speak to Harry, and we will definitely
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: get that done. I'm going to send a DocuSign over
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: to you, and you.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Sign that paper. I want in the contract to be
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: that Auntie Babe will be at Christmas, and guess what?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I want my stocking. Sure. But also that Topaz ring.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Topaz ring, candlesticks, music boxes and music. can the Christmas
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: be a lunch at a cute Montecito restaurant on December 27th?
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Or are you demanding Lucky's steak dinner?
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I would like a Lucky's steak dinner. It can be
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: on the 27th, sure.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Just after the holidays.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Even though it's past Christmas. You have to sit at
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: the table with me, not just send a steak out. Oh.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: What is it called? Regrets.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I'm also going to put an addendum in there.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe Dad will come, too.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: If on that luncheon day.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Dad's going to be there.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Dad can be there, but if on that luncheon day
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: either one of my children... happen not to feel well,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: then obviously I'm a wonderful mother and I wouldn't leave
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: them with a nanny to meet you at Lucky's for lunch.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Well, guess who you have left? Me. My whole life. Wait,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I'm babe. You left babe, this gal.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I actually think what babe should do is put, if
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: the Lucky's lunch doesn't happen on the December 27th, she
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: does get to move in. Permanently.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Permanently.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to do the stakes high because Meg
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: is absolutely going to cancel that day.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go. I hope it works out. Did
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: you know that Bella Hadid made the news this week?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: She finally admitted that she had a nose job at 14.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: You know who Bella Hadid is, right? She had a
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: nose job at 14, but nothing else. And she regrets
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: her nose. She's mad that she got a nose job,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: mad that her mom let her get a nose job,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: and she would have loved to have grown into her
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: ancestry type of nose.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: She doesn't like the nose, huh?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: No, she didn't like her old nose.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: I know. I thought she said she doesn't like her
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: current nose.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: No, she's just saying it to, like, win people over,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: 14 is young to have that kind of thing done,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: but I guess it is L.A.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Well, when I was growing up in the rich area
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: of Woodland Hills, where everyone would get a Jaguar, there
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: were some people that got nose jobs, but you got
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: it at 16. Really?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I'm from such a tiny town. Like, that is unheard of.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you're privileged because you do have
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: one of the cutest noses in the business.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: It is the tiniest thing in my entire body.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: It is such a good nose.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: It's my little bitty baby nose.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: And it is such a good profile.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: You've always complimented my nose. I appreciate that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: If I get a nose job, I'm actually going to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: take your nose.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I have a pretty great nose.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take your nose to the plastic surgeon
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: and say, just give me a Fortune Feimster.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little tiny nose.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I think more and more people are going to start
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: to look at your nose.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: And ask for the fortune.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Ask for the fortune, Feimster.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's drop the last name. The doctor's going to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: be like, Feimster?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Just give me the fortune.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Feimeister?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Give me the fortune.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Give me the fortune. Deal. And yeah, I wouldn't suggest
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: taking any other cues from my body, but the nose
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: for sure. Look at this.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, perky cute.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: It also helps that I have a real chubby face,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: so my nose looks even smaller.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: But no, it's a good nose. But anyway, she now says, oh,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I wish I did it. And then a couple other
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: people have chimed in saying, yes, I regret getting rid
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: of my more ethnic-looking long nose or whatever, ancestral type
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: of thing. I don't know.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: I think it's a mistake when anyone takes a thing
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: that makes them different and tries to be one of
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: everybody else. There have been some real nose faux pas.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Grey is the most iconic.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: The biggest mistake.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: The biggest mistake.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Of her career. She was in Dirty Dancing.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Dirty Dancing.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: She had such a distinct look. And also the kind
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: of girl, like you knew that girl. You saw that
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: girl in school. She was castable. She was No, you know,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: not the conventional pretty, but like pretty and unique and
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: all this.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: But people saw her in Bounce with and there was like,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: who's that?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Bounce.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Right. The Ben Affleck movie.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what happened. She was in that movie.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Like later on. That was later in life.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Speaking of the movie where Ben Affleck.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Was a movie where he gets the husband's seat on
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: a point. They switch tickets or whatever. Wasn't that the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow movie? Is it called Bounce or something else?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I think I know what you're talking about, but I
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: don't think I'm that familiar.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: The plane was like full and he was like, here,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: take my ticket. I'll take yours. And the plane goes down.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she was in that movie, but she
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: hadn't been in anything in a while. And then it
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: was Bounce.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Oh, okay.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: And she played like an airport. flight attendant. I mean,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: And people were like, who is that? And it was Jennifer.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: And then, and then she came out and said, yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: I regret it. Everything. And then she got to be
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: on dancing with the stars, but for sure.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: And then she like got, she got a short lived
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: show about it. That was all about like, it was
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: kind of like a version of friends, but it was
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: all about her. How she regretted getting a nose job.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Like it became like a storyline, but after a while
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: you're like, okay.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, you would have, could have, should have. You
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: can't take it back. But, you know, I say embrace
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: your differences.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: But the thing about Bella Hadid, which she's not opting to,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: is she got, like, a fox eye done. She's had, like,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: more than just a nose done, I believe. Though, you know,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: don't sue me, Bella Hadid.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: I could not tell you.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: But she, what some of the young girls are doing
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: is they get this, like, what do you call it?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Buckle fat removal. They get buccal fat removal to have
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: their cheekbones. But then once you get like 30, you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: might look like you're 50. Like you need the fat.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is why I look so useful.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: You need the fat.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: I have a chubby face.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: No one would know I'm 80. They used to.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Call me cabbage patch kid in high school.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Really? Because you had chubby cheeks?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: I had a little chubby face.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Whatever.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Are you over it?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I just remember this one girl going, you look like
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: a very expensive doll that's difficult to get right now,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: which was the height of the cabbage patch.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Well, that also seems like a compliment. It's expensive and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: hard to get. I mean, come on.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: I remember it took me like a minute to think.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Money can't buy your class. Money can't buy your class.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: And then you start a juicy scoop and you're like,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I'll show her. Look at me now.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Thank God Ben Affleck is with J-Lo. They just
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: bought a $ 50 million house together. Whoa. And the reason
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: why is he got sucked into a real shitty movie
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: that I got sucked into watching Friday night.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: I was so excited for it. Deep Water on Hulu.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Deep Water.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: And I thought it was going to be like another unfaithful,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: fatal attraction. It's based on a book that must have
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: been a hit, but the way they executed it was
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: so dumb.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, I cannot believe how shitty
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: this movie is. Basically he meets a girl and marries
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: her and he allows her to screw whoever she wants.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: But then she, each new boyfriend that she gets, and
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: it's like out in the open, like her, all the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: friends know and everything.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Each new boyfriend she gets, he might, may or may
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: not have killed. That is the movie. Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Like later?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Like, like one, like they're like, do you know where
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: so-and-so went? And he's just like, you know, I killed him.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, you can sleep with these guys,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: but then I'll, I'm going to murder them.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: And then, and then you, a male not working through
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: his feelings.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, and the guy she's with are
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: just young, hot guys, but like still Ben Affleck is
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: like hot.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Like why doesn't she, but then they make him like, oh,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: he developed something for a drone, so he's kind of
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: a nerd. So that's what she'd rather be with, like
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: a young, hot thing. Yeah, like, yes, exactly. And I'm like,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: it's still Ben Affleck. Are you trying to tell me
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: that this girl doesn't want to screw? She's just super horny.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: It was such a dumb movie. It was so bad,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: don't waste your time.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Why do you think it has anything to do with
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: this house?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I'm saying I feel like he's going down the road
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: of like Bruce Willis.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Taking the paycheck?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: Taking the paycheck. I don't want that to ever happen
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: to you, Fortune.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Well, luckily for you, I have not bought a $ 50
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: million house. You've got to pay that mortgage.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: He doesn't. She can afford it. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they both can. They're both very wealthy.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: They're both very wealthy, but.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: It's clearly going well.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: But I just hope he doesn't end up doing crappy
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: movies to get a paycheck.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Well, at least he is also a very talented director.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: He can sort things out for himself. Some people can't.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: They're like a one-trick pony.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: It's the second Ben Affleck movie I've seen that I
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: didn't enjoy this year.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: What was the other one?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Tender Bar.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, that one was a little slow, yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: But, you know. There's no point. I was like... I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He'll snap back. Don't worry. He's got
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: a good one coming.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: It was so... Is that the... Yes, remember they had
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: a little thing going on before.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Do you think they did press together for this?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: No, I think he wants no one talking about it.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Because I haven't heard anything about this movie.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I know. I was like, isn't everyone going to watch
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: this tonight? I'm so fucking excited. We sat down. I
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: had Peter watch it. I had a glass of wine.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: And I was like, this is not good. Like I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: was so bummed.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: You weren't horny once.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: The whole thing. No.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, who's putting up with this
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: girl just sleeping with everybody? And then, okay. Mari Povich
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: show is ending after 30 years.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Truth be told, I had no idea it was still
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: on the air. I didn't. I mean, he's such a
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: part of the, you know, the culture as far as
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: being like, and you are not the father. Yeah.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: You know, when it first started, that was just kind
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: of like something he did once in a while. And
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: then it just became every episode.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because that was the thing everyone talked about.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: That's all anyone wanted to see.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Seeing guys jump up and down when they weren't the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: father was like, whoa. And then seeing other guys just
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: like cry hysterically when they were the father, you were like,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: what's going on?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I know. And that's just in there for the, and then,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: And then Angela from 90 Day Fiancé, she's one of
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: the famous people. She's gotten gastric and all this facial.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: She's been on the show?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: She was on the show like in 2015 before she
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: got picked up by 90 Day Fiancé. Really? Screaming that
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: her daughter's baby daddy, who she believes is the baby daddy,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: is not the baby daddy because the baby looks to
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: be black. And she said, and then she comes out
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: and she's like, I walked in on my daughter sleeping
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: with somebody else. So I don't think you're the father.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: That is on Maury Povich.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. No. Well, he's, listen, he's, it's 30 years.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. That is a long time. It's time
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: for him to enjoy his life. It really is. He
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: does not need to be worried about anyone's paternity situation.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: No, he's done.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: He's going to go enjoy life.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: God, that's crazy. And then also Judge Jerry, that got
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: canceled too.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Judge Jerry.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: I think that's Jerry Seinfeld. Not Jerry Seinfeld, sorry.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Jerry Seinfeld is not doing a judge show.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: No, no, Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer stopped doing a Jerry
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Springer show and he had a Jerry... He had a Jerry....
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, how are you going to take him? I
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: know he's like a smart guy from what I've heard.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he in politics at one point? Yeah. But that's
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: not the person.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: I just think they're like, let's get rid of some
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: of these oldies. Okay.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Erica the Rose.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: She was on The Bachelor a really long time ago.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's right.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: With The Prince. You remember her? Yeah. Anyway, she went
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: on to go be a lawyer, get married. And this
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: is the second time she's been on Below Deck. But
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: they go to be assholes.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: They are behaving badly.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, like bossing people around?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, like her husband is being ridiculous.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: And everyone's talking about it. Would you ever go on
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Below Deck?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I really would like to because the biggest thing for
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: me is the food.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Those, like, I love watching the chef prepare the meals.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: And bringing out these gorgeous, like, dinners and breakfasts. That
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: looks so fun to me. But Jax hates boats. She
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: gets seasick. So I think she would put the kibosh
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: on that because she would be miserable for.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Like three days. But if we went If just the
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: stars of Juicy Scoop went on below deck and it
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: worked out with your scheduling.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I would want to be featured
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think I would want to.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: They always complain. They are always like, ugh, they didn't
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: like this or whatever. And you still have to pay.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, yeah, if you didn't have Rombauer Chardonnay
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: and you just had like something else. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: it's not Rombauer. I thought I put that on my
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: preference sheet. You know, they'd be like. the old one,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: the juicy scoop one. She doesn't like the chart.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They're, they're making their narrative, uh, fit whatever that you're.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That your group's assholes.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. So like it's, and you have no control
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: of the edit. I don't think I would want to
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: do it, but what I like to be on a
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: boat and be fed all that yummy food. Absolutely. Just
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: maybe not on film. Yeah. You know, but yeah, cause
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: there's always a complaint because they need it to fit the,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: So-and-so's mad at so-and-so, and now you're contributing to their fight.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And also, I sunburn.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Also, the minute you get on, yeah, you've got to
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: put your sunscreen on.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: And also, figuring out the tips, that's hard. It's a
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: lot of people.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: The tips is really hard.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: You're like, you're just like, well.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: You have to just bring wads and wads of.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Money with you. Yeah, just wads of cash.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: I know. And then if it's like.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: I would want it to all just be like, tell
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: me what to give. I wouldn't.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, so when I talk.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Here's what I give, and y'all divvy it out. I
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: don't want to have to be like counting my 20s
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: and 50s.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: When you go on the show, I said, what is
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: the tip? This is the amount. And then they're like,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: this is the tip. I'm like, but now I've watched it.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: And they're like, there was one time that one friend
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: was on and there was only six of them.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: And their tip, it was a lesser tip. But I'm like,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: there was only six of them.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Like, why should they have to pay the amount? But
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: then they bagged on them. They're like, wow. Oh, really?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: And they got the tip amount.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: But I think... That's the thing.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: I just want to know what's expected. Right. I would
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: like to hear a ballpark. Like, this is what people
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: normally do. And then you go, okay. You know what
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah. But if you just have to pull
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: it out of your butt and you've never yachted before...
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: I also.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: I've interviewed some of the people that work on Below
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Deck and I've given them some tips. And one is
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: the minute... They get on the boat.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: You're giving them verbal tips.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Verbal tips. There should also be.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: I would love if you went on the show and
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: be like, here's all of your tips. You need to
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: You.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: But they're always hungry and they're always waiting, you know,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: and it's taking like the girls so long to like
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: make some special cocktail for them or whatever. You know
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: what they should do? What? To bring it back. They
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: should have a charcuterie board.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: As they nibble on it.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: The minute they walk in and they should go, lunch
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: will be ready in about 45 minutes to an hour.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: We're going to let you nibble on this. Enjoy the champagne.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: We have to empty your clothes. Empty your clothes? You know,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: they make them unpack their clothes.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, right, right.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: But then that will give us just enough time to
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: get acquainted with the boat.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that way you're not hungry.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: And then we'll then sit down to your 2.30 lunch.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When you suggested that, what did they say? Well,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: first off, did you call it a shirk? What do
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: you call a charcuterie? You call it a charcuterie board?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Have a charcuterie board. And they're like, what is she
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: even talking about?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Actually, I think what I've said, I think they all
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: said that that would be a good idea. But maybe
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: to the chef, that's not gourmet enough, or they want
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: them to be really hungry.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: For the meal. Isn't Captain Sandy, she's a lesbian, right?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, full-blown.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Full-blown. I like that representation for sure.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Yes. No, she has a beautiful girlfriend or wife. I
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: don't know if they're married.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, she's cool. And she's always, like, wanting to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: bring up the other people to, like, so that they
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: get promoted and stuff.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: She's a fan favorite, right?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Aren't certain captains, like, more popular?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Captain Lee, right now there's a sailing one.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: This girl is on the one where they sail.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't need a yacht, not a sailboat.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: So it's a yacht sailboat. But then they go, okay,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: are we going to sail now? So then they take
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: out the sails and they turn off the motor. And
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: then they're like, are we sailing now? But then everybody
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: down there trying to make the food, it tips over.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want a sailboat.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: We also need to figure out that. Why doesn't the
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: chef figure it out and go, okay. They come on
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: at noon. We're going to do charcuterie board.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Charcuterie board. Don't leave out the cooter and charcuterie.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: We're going to do the charcuterie board and cocktails. But
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to plate the food or anything until
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: we're after we're done sailing. We're going to sail for
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: an hour. Then we're going to stop the sail. And
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: then I'm going to do the food.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, you have a boat now.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Ours is not a tipping sail, though. Ours is like
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: a catamaran.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: So now you can speak from experience.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Do you ever film yourself as Captain Heather?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: We did a really funny YouTube last year. We did
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: it all at our house where I was both Captain Sandy.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: I played two roles, Captain Sandy and a drunk guest.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: And the boys and Peter, everybody, I'll repost it because
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: it really didn't get the love it should. I looked
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: at the views, but I was like, what happened here?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: But I'll repost it. And then I will do, Annie
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: suggests that too, I will do a new one where
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: we're on our boat.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: But this time you need to be Captain Heather.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: You don't need to pretend to be anybody else. You're
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: the captain of that ship, baby.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Me and my original nose.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: And call it a charcuterie board.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: We will just sail away.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Can I get anyone some charcuterie? Okay, wait.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: It is pronounced shark. Cootery.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Shark cootery. Shark cootery.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Shark cootery.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just remember cooter. All right. Shark cootery.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: It's just a big word.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: It is a big word. It's unnecessary. Meat and cheese.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Just a meat and cheese platter, please.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Throw in some jams.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: But now they do them so fancy. There's like all
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: these different things.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: They're so good.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: There's like different fruits and there's different nuts and then
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: there's like edible flowers and then like little jams.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: There's businesses now that just do that. I know. We
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: got a board from this, I don't know, what is
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: it called? Lady and Larder or something. It is like
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: the most gorgeous board you've ever seen in your life.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: They've made it like into an art piece. Right. But
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: then it's tasty.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, write to me, OC charcuterie board ladies, if you'd
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: like to give me a board when I go on
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: my boat.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, because haven't you gotten stuff from them before?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I think I saw you post some charcuterie plates.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, there was one, and I'm sorry that I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: don't remember, but just DM me again.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Just make a board appear at my boat, and I'll
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: post about it. Okay. By the way, do you like
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: this boat life? Are you enjoying it?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like I'm finally, like, living the
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: life I should be living.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Okay. Your hard work's paying off.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I just feel like I just kept
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: working and working, and my life never changed. Like, I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: literally didn't do one new thing to my house or anything.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Still a little in the hills.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But now I'm, like, you know, kind of stepping
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: it up a bit and enjoying a little bit more.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Enjoying the fruits of your labor.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, this summer we're just going to hang out
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: in Southern California, hang around here.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Do you go down there a lot?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: But maybe next year I'll go on like a big trip.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: You go down to.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: If anyone wants to give me a free trip to Europe,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: just DM me. DM me.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: Heather, she'll post about it.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: I'll post about Europe. Totally post about Europe. Do I what?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Do I go down?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: It's down in Laguna or Newport? It's down in Newport.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can be invited.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: My wife hates boats.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: I know, but if there's a day you want to go.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: It's because she gets super, super.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: If there's a day you want to go and she
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: doesn't care.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: I'll just put you on... I'll just invite you every
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: time we go.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe she would go at some point. She would just
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: have to take tons of Dramamine or whatever.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: You don't have to take tons. You literally just take one. Oh.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: Well, however it works. I don't get seasick, so... Neither
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: do I.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Well, that's good. Don't get COVID.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Don't get seasick. I mean... Clearly, Jesus loves me the most.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: That's what I said before I passed out, and a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: lot of people really don't like that I said that.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: But I like it.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: How... Do you, have you had any effects since then
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: or everything, everything's in the clear?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: You feel, well, I'm going this weekend. Let me get
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: my date out here. I am going this weekend, which
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: will be the first time I've performed.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, and Justin will be there.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Justin is going to be there. We're doing stand up
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: to the 25th and 26th. The live juicy scoop is
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: a 27th and people, you can buy it and watch
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: it after if you want the live juicy scoop. That's
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: all at Heather McDowell.net.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: But, um, Make sure you eat. Was that part of it?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: You hadn't eaten?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: You got to eat.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, I had eaten.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, you had eaten.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Had you drank a lot the night before? No. Not crazy?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Not that much.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Is there altitude there? What is it?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: We don't know what it is.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: You don't know, okay.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: We don't know.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: This is a freak thing.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Or Jesus didn't like that I said that and.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: He flicked me. Because you were kind of taking his
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: name in vain?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe speaking a little too casually about him.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, like he's like, I'll still spite you.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: But I was raised with Jesus as my best friend.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Or smite you. Is it smite or spite? Smite. I
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: They just said it was ungodly or whatever.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: That's what you, the feedback you got? Yeah. Okay. So. Well,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: you can't brag.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: I do have merch available that says Jesus loves me
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: the most. If you are cocky enough to wear it,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: you can get it. Heather McDowell.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: That means be careful. In what language?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Spanish.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh. Okay. I don't know why I said that. I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: was thinking of those.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: I don't even think the Spanish people got after me
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: or Mexican people. They seem to be okay with the
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Jesus stuff. Jesus loves me the most.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: You can't get too cocky about God and Jesus saying
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: that they love you.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Because they're the ones that decide who they love the most.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: And according to them, they love everybody the same. Right.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: That's the joke. That's what people don't get. The other
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: embarrassing part is that when I was saying that clip,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: which is like right at the beginning of my stand-up,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: which is not the heart and the juiciest parts, right? Right.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: I then said I got the shingle shot and I go,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm going to admit it. I get the
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: shingle shot. You cannot get it until you're 50, right?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. And I go.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: And, you know, I don't mean to bribe, but I
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: still got my period. And I'm joking because female comics
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: always talk like that's always the thing that if you
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: don't like a female comic, you're like your old hack
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: talking about your period. Like I was literally making fun
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: of what a hacky thing that is to do is say.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: But then when the people would bag on me, they
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: would bring that up. Like, and I'm like, I agree.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: It's not fucking funny. Like, it's the corniest. I was
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: being like my audience.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Your audience knows me. It's not someone walking off the street.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: This went outside of the juicy scoop sphere.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Then when it went like on these YouTubers thing, then
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: people were like, I mean, the comments, sometimes if I
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: just like, I'd like to feel bad about myself or
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: get angry, I go and I, Google it.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: Don't read those.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: And I just read them.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Don't read them.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: I know, but whatever.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: But the video was pretty crazy, though.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I am going to do something that I've never done.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: What? How old was Justin in that picture? That's like
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: 25 right there.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Look at the baby face.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: He's a little baby.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to do something I've never done
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: before that I've thought about. But I think it's time.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty big deal for me.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: I am going to wear tennis shoes on stage.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Juicy.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: That's juicy.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Because it's two shows a night.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Two meet and greets. That's a lot.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Two days in a row.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: It's a stand up. You might need a helmet too.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: I might have one coming. My girl is making me one.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: My friend Krista Lamas.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Is making me one. Like with bedazzled?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's been taking her a really long time.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a lot of bedazzling.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: So there's going to be some fun things, but I mean.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: At least wear a stylish pair of sneakers. What do
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: you have now?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: These are these white ones. I have black ones. I
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: think I'm just going to wear these black ones.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wear black ones. They don't stand out as much.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Now, when did you stop wearing heels to do stand-up?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Early on. I don't know how any woman does stand-up
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: in heels. That's insane. I think I just always.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: That was always my thing. I always wanted... I felt like.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: You get dolled up in general.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Yes. And there was one time where I didn't have
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: the right heels and I made someone go back and
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: get them because I'm like, I just don't think I'll
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: be able to do my act the way I feel.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you dance in the room. Now I'm like...
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: You prance.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty... I am so excited about wearing my Juicy
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Scoop merch on stage and being casual. I think I'm
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: going to look back and I'm going to be like,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: Why the hell had I not started? Because a lot
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: of female comics in their specials and stuff that I love,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: they're all wearing the cute tennies.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: And I was like....
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Give it a whirl. I mean... Why chance it right
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: now with the... I know. And you can say, like, listen,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: this is my first show since I took that big spill.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not chancing it. I'm staying low to the ground.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Also, just the time I would spend planning out my
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: outfits and.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Packing and stuff.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: This could just change my life. Like if I just
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: have like a uniform and it's a casual one.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: I wear the same stuff often on stage.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had someone go, this is what I
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: saw you three years ago and you're wearing the same thing.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. I'm sure. I try to rotate them out
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: every tour. But within the tour. I'm sorry. Within the tour,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of repeats.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about the tour.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: So you've done 87 shows this month.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, a bazillion shows. Well, I've been everywhere because
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: I've been trying to make up for all the dates
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: that got rescheduled for 2020. I just finished the last
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: 2020 date last weekend.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: I'm headed to Wisconsin this weekend.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: I know, and you're with Chris Frangiolla.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's doing Green Bay, Madison, and Milwaukee with me.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: Are there any tickets available for these shows?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: Milwaukee's almost sold out. Green Bay has almost sold out.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: And Madison, the second show, there's tickets.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, everybody go to, where do they go to
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: your fortune?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Fortunefemester.com. And get your tickets. Do you have a lot
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: of Canadians that listen to you?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think so, yeah.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Well, hi, Canadians.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Are you going to Canada?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Canada. Yeah, I haven't performed there in
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: like three or four years.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Where is your Canada show?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Vancouver at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre and Massey Hall in Toronto.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Sounds fancy. They're really big, so I need you Canadian
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: folks to come out.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: That's coming up in a couple weeks in April. And
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: then Florida. Yeah, I know there's Juicy Scoopers in Florida.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Tons of Juicy Scoopers in Florida.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Jacksonville, St. Petersburg, Fort Lauderdale, and Orlando. Orlando's now September,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: but still, come on out. And then Boise, Spokane, all
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: those places.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: You still have a lot.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. And then, is that it? Oh, well, then
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: I'm doing some upstate New York ones.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Are you taping a special at the end?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tape something in June. We're sorting out
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: all that stuff now. Oh, you don't know the theater
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: yet for that? Yeah. But I've got some Syracuse, Buffalo,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: and Rochester. Well, let me know where it is.
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  Speaker 3: I will. Do you think it'll be in California? No.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're figuring out the theater right now, so we
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: don't have that nailed down.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fun tour.
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  Speaker 2: It's a whole new hour. You have really.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: really grown up.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Aw, thanks, my shirt-chewtery Heather.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: From the little cocky girl that I met that first day.
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  Speaker 2: You said I was cocky. I was just nervous and overcompensating.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: And also, I didn't know any of y'all, and y'all
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: were all staring at me, and I was intimidated.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: I'll just never forget how you were like, see ya.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: But that's my personality. When you went to your interview,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: and then we were like sitting in that media center.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: We called the media center.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: I think I was like, deuces.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: I remember the jeans you wore. That's crazy.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: And I was like, wow. I really stuck with you, huh? Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Were you turned on?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: Well, no, then I remember they're like, we're hiring this girl, Fortune,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: and I think that you guys are going to really
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: hit it off.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: Sue Murphy said that. Said that all of y'all would
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: hit it off for me?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: No, that she's going to put you in my office
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: because she thinks that we would be a good combo.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: And were you like, oh, God, not this.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: No, I was like, well, I thought because you were
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: from the growlings, I'm like, well, we probably will. But
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, she's just like so cocky. But I
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: was really walk by.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: But do you not remember that first year? I was
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: pretty quiet. I was pretty shy and quiet that first year. Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: And I don't talk to you because we were in
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: the office together and we would talk about whatever. Right.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: I was pretty quiet in meetings and everything. And finally,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: the second year got out of my shell and got comfortable.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: Right. No, it was fun. And I'm just so glad
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: you took all my advice and became a success.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: Thank God I listened to you. Thank God.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to be successful, but
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Heather says I should.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: But there were some.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Some situations and stories in your life of people I
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: did not enjoy in your life. And I did think
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: I gave you good advice about those weirdos.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: And you ended up happy with a beautiful wife.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: It all worked out.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Now I just have no life. I'm constantly touring. But
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: it's good. It's all fun. The road is so fun
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: and these shows have been cool. But I have definitely...
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: I won't always have a tour like this where it's
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: just like back to back to back to back to back.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Because I'm just trying to make up, I was trying
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: to make up all those dates, you know?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: And that the lovely pandemic postponed for two years.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: You guys, you don't know, you know, I mean, you might,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: you might never do stand up again after this. So
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: you better see her when she comes to your town.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: That's what I always say. I don't know. This could
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: be the last time. Literally, she could fall on stage
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: like I did.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, please don't. This could be the last.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: Time, Joe.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: She won't.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: But I'm saying, you know, so don't think that there's
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: always going to be another time. If you're a fan
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: and you're free, you guys should go see her.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: Fortunefamester.com slash tour. Come see me. I do love it
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: when I hear the girls shout out Juicy Scoop. And
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: with Chris there, it's always fun, too. They yell it
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: out even more.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: Well, have a great weekend this weekend. Thanks for coming
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: on Juicy Scoop.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. Bye. The car is beautiful.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Where did you end up going for it? This exclusive
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: place that Dad has connections with. They have more cars
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You have to
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: put me in touch.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: What's it called?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: Where?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars. Lift?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.