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For Guys Who Like Handjobs | Tuesday 11.26.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Speaker 1: Trade Trendholme and Jerry Calledwell. It is Thanksgiving Week, more
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Speaker 1: specifically Tuesday, November twenty six, twenty twenty four, Elite Thanksgiving
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Speaker 1: for all of us.
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Speaker 2: This year.
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Speaker 1: We will be slightly abbreviated on programs this week, although
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Speaker 1: not bad. We will be in Best of mode here
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Speaker 1: inside the tree House on Thursday and Friday. Now, for
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Speaker 1: those that have followed the show for many, many years,
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Speaker 1: you know Best Of is not to be missed, and
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Speaker 1: this is a great opportunity if you're newer to the
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Speaker 1: show to catch up and hear some things that you
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Speaker 1: may not have had the chance to previously. The other
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Speaker 1: good thing about Best Of shows, even if you listen
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Speaker 1: to every single program, this is all the good stuff.
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Speaker 1: So every segment is quality as opposed to you know,
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Speaker 1: good segment, okay segment, great segment, mediocre segment, okay segment,
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Speaker 1: great segment. So no, there are no peaks and valleys
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Speaker 1: on Thursday and Friday this week for Thanksgiving.
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Speaker 3: It's all.
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Speaker 2: It is a plateau of fun.
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Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't I think plateaus kind of
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Speaker 1: flatthough I get what you mean.
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Speaker 3: A plateau is high. It's the killiman Jarro of fun.
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Speaker 1: How about that? There you go while a plateau killiman Jarro.
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Speaker 1: People know is hey, that's that's that's up there. That's high.
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Speaker 3: But we're not going to say it's everest. That's ridiculous.
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Speaker 1: You don't want to set the bar too high because
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Speaker 1: you may never eclipse it.
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Speaker 3: Or you may die along the way. So a little
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Speaker 3: more reasonable.
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Speaker 1: The Kilimanjarro of fun will be had on Thursday and
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Speaker 1: Friday here inside the Treehouse best of and it's all
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Speaker 1: good stuff and there's water for you at the top,
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Speaker 1: also like Kilimanjaro.
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Speaker 2: So that's what's.
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Speaker 1: Happening inside the Treehouse this week for the holiday week
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Speaker 1: Thursday Friday, best of but still high quality shows for you.
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Speaker 1: All right, But for today we must start with a
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Speaker 1: specific warning. If you are about to embark on your
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Speaker 1: holiday shopping. This is a public service message from us
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Speaker 1: inside the Treehouse.
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Speaker 3: Don't buy piss for Christmas.
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Speaker 1: I don't care how good it looks, I don't care
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Speaker 1: how sweet it's, I don't care how affordable the price tag.
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Speaker 3: Do not buy piss for Christmas. Okay, okay, solid advice,
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Speaker 3: thank you.
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Speaker 1: An appalling health warning. This is based in actual news.
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Speaker 1: By the way, it's not just sage advice. An appalling
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Speaker 1: health warning has been issued over what could actually be
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Speaker 1: in fake perfumes.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: People can sometimes feel tempted by the cheap price, but
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Speaker 3: lab experiments revealed these sins could also contain human urine.
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Speaker 3: That's right, O to pp.
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Speaker 1: Many feel that high class perfumes offer an air of
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Speaker 1: luxury along with a premium price tag. To match that sees,
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Speaker 1: some turned to budget alternatives. I've been there, I've done that.
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Speaker 1: I remember back in the eighties.
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Speaker 4: You know you water down your your car nor with piss.
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Speaker 1: No, no, you didn't let me finish. And now people
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Speaker 1: are gonna think that that's the case.
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Speaker 3: It's not.
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Speaker 1: I had one bottle of Drakar nowir all throughout middle school,
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Speaker 1: and it was an og bottle. It was not, as
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Speaker 1: far as I know, water down with anything other than
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Speaker 1: that dark black SCENTI goodness, although that was the colone
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Speaker 1: that I wore where my dad gave me some of
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Speaker 1: the best advice he ever gave me, which is that's
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Speaker 1: too thick, don't put on too much.
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Speaker 5: I believe all males have to get that advice somewhere
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Speaker 5: around middle school.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's around there. Yeah, he's said less is more.
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Speaker 1: I don't remember the exact words he said. I'm trying
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Speaker 1: to remember it, but he basically said that's it's just
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Speaker 1: too f.
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Speaker 3: And much stop it.
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Speaker 1: And I live by that today. No, so, no, Tree,
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Speaker 1: I didn't water down my own colognes with peep, but
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Speaker 1: I had family members that would buy the knockoff perfumes.
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Speaker 1: I think my grandmother did. I think I had, you know,
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Speaker 1: it was the perfumes. The Colonne Colone was not a
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Speaker 1: big thing.
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Speaker 3: In my family.
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Speaker 1: It was more like because it said my dad when
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Speaker 1: he wore it was very subtle. But no, I remember,
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Speaker 1: especially in the eighties, having a female family members doing
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Speaker 1: the knockoff perfumes. So it is something that I am
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Speaker 1: somewhat familiar with, although as far as I know, none
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Speaker 1: of them.
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Speaker 3: Were, you know, watered.
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Speaker 1: Down with human urine. The way is being warned of
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Speaker 1: us now, but people often overlooked the quality of what
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Speaker 1: they're actually getting in fake perfumes and buying the knockoffs.
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Speaker 1: The discounted items might just leave you disappointed in what
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Speaker 1: you receive. And it could even damage your health, a
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Speaker 1: fragrance expert warned. Laboratory tests of sample seized by the
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Speaker 1: Police Intellectual Property Crime Unit have shown that fake perfume
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Speaker 1: can contain human ear and yes you heard right, urine.
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Speaker 1: Aside from the obvious downsides to this, urine also holds
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Speaker 1: a number of bacteria and other potentially harmful micro organisms.
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Speaker 1: Counterfeit perfumes lack the preservatism chemicals that stop bacteria from growing,
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Speaker 1: and higher end perfume bottles. When thrown together with unsanitary
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Speaker 1: manufacturing conditions and low quality ingredients, it can all contribute
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Speaker 1: to the amount of bacteria in your perfume, making you
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Speaker 1: sick and even causing serious conditions and diseases.
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Speaker 3: So be careful what you buy.
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Speaker 4: That assembly lines gotta look really funny.
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Speaker 1: It's like just one of those like stadium troughs, but
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Speaker 1: instead of but instead of the trough being filled with ice,
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Speaker 1: it's full of perfume and cologne bottles.
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Speaker 2: So this is how we get taken down.
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Speaker 5: This is this is the the new global population control method.
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Speaker 2: Now, maybe perfume.
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Speaker 1: I mean it's bad enough to where you don't make
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Speaker 1: enough money to buy overpriced you know, perfume and cologne.
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Speaker 1: As if that's not bad enough that you can't afford
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Speaker 1: the good stuff, the knockoff stuff is now being watered
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Speaker 1: down with peepee.
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Speaker 4: Well, hopefully they're at least telling the whoever's donating the
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Speaker 4: you're into not eat asparagus before.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of cologne and a lot of
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Speaker 1: perfume commercials, and I really don't think Johnny Depp in
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Speaker 1: the desert is gonna make O do asparagus smell good?
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Speaker 1: Although given what Johnny Depp typically looks like, that's kind
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Speaker 1: of I imagine how he smells.
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Speaker 4: Oh, and he and Amber heard seem to have some
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Speaker 4: interesting practices.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty bad to think about the worst thing
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Speaker 1: in Johnny Depp's bed wasn't pissed.
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Speaker 3: Now, are you guys ready.
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Speaker 1: For some mule log I sure hope so, because regulars
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Speaker 1: of the mill Arms Pub in southern England may catch
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Speaker 1: an eye fool if they step into the wrong room
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Speaker 1: during British Naturism's Christmas Lunch for a mere forty five
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Speaker 1: pounds for non members.
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Speaker 3: What does that mean?
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Speaker 1: That means nudists are invited to any could Christmas dinner
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Speaker 1: at a pub in England.
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Speaker 3: To get their bubbles out.
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Speaker 1: They'll be able to be completely naked at the pub
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Speaker 1: while tucking into turkey.
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Speaker 4: Are they cooking nicked too?
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Speaker 1: It's a great question, because that's hazardous, especially especially if,
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Speaker 1: especially if.
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Speaker 3: You're deep frying you know, turkey.
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Speaker 1: Oh mm hmmm, Because I mean those videos are already
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Speaker 1: terrifying around this time of year because the fire departments
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Speaker 1: like to show us all the deep fried turkey mishaps.
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Speaker 1: But now imagine all those videos and the person dropping
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Speaker 1: the turkey and the bucket is naked.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Uh so I'm not sure about the cookery tray. The
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Speaker 1: mill Arms in Dundridge, near Southampton, England.
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Speaker 3: I looked it up on a map. By the way,
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Speaker 3: it's the southern coast of England.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 1: The mill Arms will be the venue for the Christmas lunch,
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Speaker 1: but conservative regulars will be in for a shock if
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Speaker 1: they accidentally step into the wrong room. British wh Naturism
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Speaker 1: is hosting the event and the pub is happy to
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Speaker 1: welcome them with.
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Speaker 3: Yes, open arms. The nudists will have access to the
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Speaker 3: function room with its own bar and toilets, which actually
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Speaker 3: is really really considerate of them, because I have not
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Speaker 3: been into a public restroom where someone else in the
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Speaker 3: bathroom was naked since either kindergarten or when I was
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Speaker 3: in my early twenties in uptown Dallas.
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Speaker 1: There was that one time where there was in kindergarten,
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Speaker 1: one of the other boys, this is one of my
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Speaker 1: random memories, came out of the bathroom stall and he
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Speaker 1: was his pants were all down around his ankles, and
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Speaker 1: he had poop poo smeared all over his own butt.
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Speaker 1: I have an odd memory. I can't remember something I
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Speaker 1: may have done ten or fifteen minutes ago, but I
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Speaker 1: remember the other Danny's butt covered in poop in kindergarten
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Speaker 1: all the way back from circa nineteen eighty four.
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Speaker 4: I mean, you make your preschool or kindergarten sound like
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Speaker 4: Lord of the Flies or something.
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Speaker 1: He just didn't know how to wipe. Very good man,
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Speaker 1: and you can't blame him. We were all like four
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Speaker 1: or five years old. We were all still learning. Keeping
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Speaker 1: in mind though, that when he came out of that
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Speaker 1: bathroom stall, we were all horrified.
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Speaker 3: And I remember at the time being I had a.
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Speaker 1: Very weak stomach at the time, and I felt looking
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Speaker 1: back on it now, I feel really really bad for
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Speaker 1: that teacher because she had to come into the boy's room.
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Speaker 1: Back then we had boys rooms. She had to come
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Speaker 1: into the boy's room and see this naked from the
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Speaker 1: waist down, five four or five year old boy who's
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Speaker 1: got pooped smeared all over his own butt. That's the
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Speaker 1: other Danny. There was two of us in this class,
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Speaker 1: and we were both giving her a show that day.
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Speaker 1: That's what she walks into and sees first. Then the
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Speaker 1: next thing she sees over by the urinals is Prime.
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Speaker 1: Is Danny Prime.
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Speaker 2: That's me.
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Speaker 3: I was going by day at the time.
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Speaker 1: So Danny Prime is now throwing up in front of
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Speaker 1: the urinals because of the poop that smeared on other
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Speaker 1: Danny's backside.
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Speaker 3: I don't know how much he got paid. It was
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Speaker 3: not enough.
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Speaker 5: It's not a terribly uncommon thing in kindergarten. I don't
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Speaker 5: think I have a similar story. It wasn't all over him,
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Speaker 5: but his pants were. I went to a very small
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Speaker 5: private school, and so the bathroom opened up directly into
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Speaker 5: one of the areas that they used as a classroom,
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Speaker 5: and the kid came out and his pants were completely off,
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Speaker 5: and I'm not really sure what the situation was, but
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Speaker 5: he wasn't completely done yet, so there's just little he's
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Speaker 5: just kind of carpet bombing as he walks.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you said the other time, was that call.
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Speaker 2: To tell us about North Dallas?
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Speaker 1: I did not say it was a cave il, although,
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Speaker 1: although maybe that was why they moved Ron Chapman over
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Speaker 1: to the oldie station. Sorry, sorry, don' times up, it's
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Speaker 1: time to send you out to Patrick.
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Speaker 3: You're you're pooping all over the studio. No, No, this
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Speaker 3: was it's uptown Trey.
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Speaker 1: You and I used to drink in uptown, and it
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Speaker 1: was it would not have look if you were to
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Speaker 1: walk the bar, the bar that you've worked in in
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Speaker 1: Dallas for years. If you were to walk into a
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Speaker 1: bar in uptown Dallas and there's a guy with his
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Speaker 1: pants around his ankles going to the bathroom, would it
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Speaker 1: really shock you that much?
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Speaker 4: But nude or pants around his ankles.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go pants around his ankles, nude would be
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Speaker 1: that'd be a different establishment.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, different. Was he was in the restroom? Correct? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it wasn't me again, not me anyway.
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Speaker 1: The point is, if you want to do naked Thanksgiving dinner,
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Speaker 1: all you gotta do is go to England, pay forty
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Speaker 1: five pounds for non members and you can, you know,
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Speaker 1: have an entire section of a pub in South England
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Speaker 1: with all with with you and your newdest friends enjoying
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Speaker 1: everything that Thanksgiving has to offer.
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Speaker 4: And there's a bartender and a couple of servers that
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Speaker 4: got to work that, and m that's a beating.
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Speaker 1: Well, I hope there's no beating. I think you could
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Speaker 1: charge more for that.
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Speaker 3: Oh you're basting the turkey. Oh thank god.
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Speaker 1: house in Dallas, Jacqueline, you came out a few times
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Speaker 1: You go out of your way trying to help every
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Speaker 10: Well, I mean the reality of it is is that
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Speaker 10: plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,
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Speaker 10: you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,
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Speaker 10: but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,
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Speaker 10: et cetera, et cetera. If you've got to stoppage on
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Speaker 10: the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting
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Speaker 10: liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it
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Speaker 10: has nowhere to go, it will come back in the
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Speaker 10: house and at that point in time, it's no longer
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Speaker 1: right back inside the Treehouse now, I'm Dan On Malley
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Speaker 1: along with Trey Trenhump and today special special Tuesday guest Jerrycoldo.
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Speaker 1: I say, guys, but you're always in here and we
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Speaker 1: love it.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Jaguar has a new ad campaign and if it has
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Speaker 1: everything except cars, and you know, people are pretty judgy
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Speaker 1: and where are people the most judgmental the Internet and
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Speaker 1: that's where everyone's opinions are being flung at Jaguar for
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Speaker 1: their new.
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Speaker 3: Branding campaign.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they throughout the iconic logo, iconic, you know, font
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Speaker 4: iconic everything.
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Speaker 1: They threw out all the icons and replaced it with
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Speaker 1: pretty colors and androgyny.
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Speaker 5: Are we just not smart enough to recognize the genius
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Speaker 5: of a CARLSS car commercial.
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Speaker 1: There is an argument there to be had, and we're
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Speaker 1: going to get into that, but it is certainly eye catching.
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Speaker 3: According to NBC News, a.
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Speaker 1: Group of multi racial, gender bending models emerged from an
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Speaker 1: elevator in cutting edge makeup and brightly colored clothing to
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Speaker 1: a techno in industrial beat into an austere, prismatic landscape.
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Speaker 1: But one thing is missing from the storied British carmaker
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Speaker 1: Jaguars new rebrand cars. The spot has of course drawn
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Speaker 1: reactions online that range from puzzle to dismayed, with several
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Speaker 1: commentators comparing the potential fallout to butt Light's use of
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Speaker 1: a trans influencer in straying far Afield from its core demographic.
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Speaker 1: One communications professional on x slash Twitter called the ad
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Speaker 1: disastrous mainly because it's overly focused on branding and not
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Speaker 1: the product itself. Jaguars says, just trust us, we know
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Speaker 1: what we're doing. I did see a little bit of
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Speaker 1: it the last week. I saw on my news feed
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Speaker 1: on social media the new Jaguar logo, and I wondered, okay,
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Speaker 1: it's okay to reinvent oneself. I'm all for it, you
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Speaker 1: do you kind of a thing. But the logo that
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Speaker 1: I saw that said Jaguar also looks a lot like
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Speaker 1: the Pandora font on my on my Alexa. It's like,
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Speaker 1: when I'm looking at the Pandora font on Alexa, it
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Speaker 1: looks exactly the same as Jaguar. So if Jaguar is
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Speaker 1: looking to stand out, I don't know, maybe create your
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Speaker 1: own damn font for starters.
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Speaker 4: Well, they took away they changed that. I mean, they
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Speaker 4: took away the actual Jaguar that has been you know,
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Speaker 4: synonymous with the car. Yeah, they they've stripped down. I
21:37
Speaker 4: mean it is. Yeah. Someone referenced it as the new
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Speaker 4: Coke of the auto industry and damn.
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Speaker 1: Oh gam, the company said in response to a request
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Speaker 1: or comment from CNBC, our Jaguar brand relaunch is a
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Speaker 1: bold and imaginative reinvention, and as.
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Speaker 3: Expected, it has attracted attention and debate. So there you go.
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Speaker 3: They rebranded.
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Speaker 1: Didn't have any commercials with any cars, and here we
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Speaker 1: are talking about Jaguar whereas we previously hadn't.
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Speaker 3: So on one hand, good on them.
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Speaker 1: On the other, I don't know if their cars look
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Speaker 1: the same or they're going to be different looking I
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Speaker 1: don't know if Jaguar is still going to use the
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Speaker 1: actual Jaguar feeline cat predator thing. I always thought a
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Speaker 1: good rebate, I always thought a good rebrand for Jaguar
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Speaker 1: would have been something much simpler, easier to understand, like
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Speaker 1: Jaguar Rare.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's awesome. Jaguar Rare.
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Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, no no no, Jaguar rare.
22:49
Speaker 3: Your your your roar was a little too long.
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Speaker 2: I see.
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Speaker 3: It needs to be shorter and sweeter, sure and sweet.
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Speaker 4: Or you could always go the route of uh eighties
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Speaker 4: movie crazy People.
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Speaker 3: I'm really glad you brought.
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Speaker 1: That up, Trey, because it takes a special mind to
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Speaker 1: pull up an ad campaign from an eighties movie starring
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Speaker 1: Dudley Moore and Paul Reiser in what I think, and
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Speaker 1: I'm sure Trey agrees, and Jerry I believe you agree
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Speaker 1: as well. This is the Treehouse Ad Agency's recommendation on
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Speaker 1: jaguars next campaign.
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Speaker 7: Jaguars sneaking smart for men who'd like hand jobs from
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Speaker 7: beautiful women.
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Speaker 3: They hardly know.
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Speaker 11: That's what all of these ads really mean.
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Speaker 1: I mean sure Paul Reiser's character is acting, you know,
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Speaker 1: shocked and surprised and appalled, and Dudley Moore's.
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Speaker 3: Character is like, it's pretty much on point. They're just
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Speaker 3: saying the quiet part out loud.
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Speaker 4: God, Dudley Moore was so genius.
24:03
Speaker 2: I love Dudley Moore.
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Speaker 1: He was a real treasure and may he rest in peace.
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Speaker 1: But really this is this this, I mean hand jobs
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Speaker 1: for men from beautiful women they hardly know. Plus Ringer,
24:19
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna move some metal.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That was a fantastic on a T shirt.
24:23
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what.
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Speaker 3: Probably even be good on some NFTs as it is.
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Speaker 1: Here's the full ad campaign that the Treehouse recommends for
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Speaker 1: Jaguar from crazy people from the nineteen eighties.
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Speaker 6: Jaguar Sleeking Smart for men who'd like hand.
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Speaker 3: Jobs from beautiful women that you hardly know.
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Speaker 11: That's what all of these ads really mean.
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Speaker 6: Men buy these cars because of it.
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Speaker 3: So why don't we just come out and say, hey,
24:54
Speaker 3: we know what you want here it is this is.
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Speaker 10: For that.
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Speaker 1: That this is the steering will hand gesture that that
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Speaker 1: is the long stroke gesture from Dudley Moore.
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Speaker 3: People would also talk a lot about that.
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Speaker 4: I think the other genius part of that was Volvo. Sure,
25:23
Speaker 4: they're boxy but they're safe. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of the point, Volvo. If you want
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Speaker 1: a hand job, go buy a Jaguar. But if you
25:37
Speaker 1: want to if you want to live to get home
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Speaker 1: to not get it, then then Volvo. Yeah, I Jerry,
25:46
Speaker 1: you brought it up earlier, and even there the statement
25:48
Speaker 1: from Jaguar said it where it's like, Okay, well you
25:51
Speaker 1: know it's gonna spark a lot of debate and a
25:53
Speaker 1: lot of interest and a lot of attention, and and
25:56
Speaker 1: by god, it's working.
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Speaker 3: So just trust us. As we eventually finished the rollout
26:01
Speaker 3: of the new Jaguar.
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Speaker 4: I mean, and for a car company that sales were
26:06
Speaker 4: already down, you thought this was the way to go,
26:09
Speaker 4: It's like, I it's just these are I mean, land Rover, Jaguar.
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Speaker 4: I mean you're talking about multi billion dollar corporation.
26:19
Speaker 7: And.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure bud Light's going. Did our suffering
26:26
Speaker 4: not show you anything of how not to do this?
26:30
Speaker 2: Target?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there are some things you got to learn from
26:34
Speaker 1: others' mistakes, and then other people just got to make
26:37
Speaker 1: the mistakes themselves.
26:39
Speaker 2: Really, I think they got to start with making some
26:40
Speaker 2: better looking cars.
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Speaker 3: Well, unless unless they're new product line, unless all the
26:47
Speaker 3: new vehicles are going to look like a bunch of multicultural,
26:50
Speaker 3: androgynous models, then.
26:53
Speaker 4: Well they're they're evidently rolling out. I think they're an
26:56
Speaker 4: EV line on like December third. Okay, Yeah, who knows
27:02
Speaker 4: what that's gonna look like. Might look like something from
27:05
Speaker 4: the Buggaloos.
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Speaker 1: You know what, if there's a Jaguar Bugaloo, it's EV
27:16
Speaker 1: on the horizon.
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Speaker 3: I'll keep an eye out for it. I'm interested.
27:20
Speaker 1: But the thing is a lot of these ads just
27:22
Speaker 1: look like they're targeting Gin Alpha or gen Z, and
27:26
Speaker 1: those two generations don't have any money to afford a Jaguar.
27:30
Speaker 1: This is correct, So I think, really you should just
27:34
Speaker 1: go back to the hand job campaign because those are.
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Speaker 3: The people that got the money to afford a Jaguar.
27:38
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Speaker 3: It is.
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28:49
Speaker 1: It is time to not only have fun inside the treehouse,
28:53
Speaker 1: but it's also time to say goodbye to a legend.
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Speaker 1: Game show host. Chuck Woolery died on Saturday at his
29:04
Speaker 1: home in Texas. Hey, right here in Texas. Did you
29:09
Speaker 1: guys know? He was eighty three in TV game show
29:13
Speaker 1: host fashion. Didn't look it, No, eighty three years old,
29:19
Speaker 1: didn't look a day over sixty three.
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Speaker 2: I would say, I mean that makes sense.
29:25
Speaker 1: There is no word on a cause of death, but
29:28
Speaker 1: TMZ says Chuck Woolery went to lie down before he
29:32
Speaker 1: passed away because he wasn't feeling well. He was the
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Speaker 1: original host of will of Fortune back in the late seventies.
29:40
Speaker 1: A lot of people forget that Pat say Jack was
29:42
Speaker 1: not the original host of will of Fortune. It was,
29:45
Speaker 1: in fact Hall of Famer. If there's a Hall of
29:48
Speaker 1: Fame for a game show host, Chuck should be.
29:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So Chuck Woolery was the original host of will
29:56
Speaker 1: of Fortune back in the late seventies. He then went
29:59
Speaker 1: on to host the Scrabble game show in the eighties.
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Speaker 1: That's when I knew who he was because I remember
30:06
Speaker 1: going with my grandparents' house and I remember in the afternoons,
30:10
Speaker 1: my grandma would be watching Scrabble and I enjoyed that show,
30:15
Speaker 1: and I enjoyed watching Chuck Woolery on Scrabble. Then Love
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Speaker 1: Connection was this that was a nighttime Chuck Woolery. So
30:26
Speaker 1: you had daytime Chuck Woolery with Scrabble, then you got
30:30
Speaker 1: late night Chuck. From nineteen eighty three to nineteen ninety four,
30:36
Speaker 1: eleven years of Love Connection starring Chuck Woolery.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where I was introduced to him and his famous.
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Speaker 3: Phrase, yeah yeah, the old two and two but yeah.
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Speaker 1: Chuck Woolery passing away in Texas at the age of
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Speaker 1: eighty three. He also did later shows like Lingo on
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Speaker 1: the Game Show Network. I remember actually seeing that a
30:59
Speaker 1: few times, and of course the show Greed on Fox.
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Speaker 1: You may also recall if you're really old Jack at
31:07
Speaker 1: Chuck signing off. As you mentioned, Jerry, he started off
31:11
Speaker 1: as a musician. He was actually in a folk group
31:14
Speaker 1: called the Bordermen and a psychedelic pop duo called the
31:18
Speaker 1: Avant Garde, which had the hit Naturally Stoned.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know that, and that.
31:25
Speaker 1: Was pretty interesting considering his very conservative political leanings of
31:32
Speaker 1: recent memory. I guess maybe he would have been considered
31:36
Speaker 1: a liberal in those days having a psychedelic pop duo
31:41
Speaker 1: called Avant Garde. He also did some country stuff, including
31:45
Speaker 1: the songs Painted Lady and The Greatest Love Affair, and
31:47
Speaker 1: he co wrote the Joy of Being a Woman on
31:50
Speaker 1: Tammy Wynette's nineteen seventy one album You Sure Can Love
31:53
Speaker 1: each Other. So, Chuck Woolery passing away at the age
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Speaker 1: of eighty three on Saturday in Texas. That's a hell
32:03
Speaker 1: of a career, hell of a life lived, starting out
32:05
Speaker 1: as a as a musician, and you know, ending up
32:09
Speaker 1: as a legendary game show host matchmaker of romances.
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Speaker 4: I don't remember did he get kicked off of Wheel
32:23
Speaker 4: of Fortune or did he leave Wheel of Fortune, because
32:26
Speaker 4: if he left Wheel of Fortune that had to really
32:29
Speaker 4: chapped his ass.
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Speaker 3: You know what, I don't know. That's a great question.
32:35
Speaker 2: See what I can find.
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Speaker 1: And I am almost certain that Pat, say Jack took
32:41
Speaker 1: over like after Chuck Woolery.
32:43
Speaker 3: I don't think there was an interim person. But yeah,
32:46
Speaker 3: I mean and the game show host game.
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Speaker 1: I don't know how quickly or how those things transpired
32:51
Speaker 1: because game show hosts, it wasn't typically a common thing.
32:54
Speaker 1: The only really game shows that I can think of
32:58
Speaker 1: that sort of had a bunch of different hosts was
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Speaker 1: Family Few.
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Speaker 5: In nineteen eighty one, he was involved in a salary
33:05
Speaker 5: dispute with program's producers, the producers of Wheel of Fortune,
33:13
Speaker 5: and that he demanded a raise from sixty five KA
33:15
Speaker 5: year to about five hundred.
33:17
Speaker 2: K a year.
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Speaker 3: Wow, that is a program was during.
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Speaker 5: A forty four viewership share at the time, so he
33:23
Speaker 5: felt that it was warranted.
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Speaker 3: He ain't wrong. Look, that's is that a huge salary jump?
33:31
Speaker 1: Yes it is, But when you've got forty four percent
33:34
Speaker 1: of available households watching that show, that's not a ridiculous ask.
33:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, but boy, that was short sighted on his end.
33:43
Speaker 3: It was it was I mean it worked out.
33:45
Speaker 1: He ended up unscrabbled, and he still got love connection
33:47
Speaker 1: on which I'm sure he made a good amount of money.
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Speaker 3: But look, let's let's be honest.
33:51
Speaker 1: Chuck Woolery is not the first host of a show
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Speaker 1: to demand high amounts of money with high ratings, especially
34:00
Speaker 1: by today's comparisons, when there are shows out there that
34:03
Speaker 1: make too much money and have no ratings.
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Speaker 3: So I mean, it's it's kind of a balancing scale.
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Speaker 4: They do middays or afternoons, I guess.
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Speaker 3: Might straddle just yeah, depend depends.
34:20
Speaker 4: On the format.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that day anyway.
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Speaker 1: Unlike Chuck Woolery, we will be back in two and two.
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Speaker 1: back inside the Treehouse, we are preparing for Thanksgiving, and
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Speaker 1: today is Tuesday, November twenty six, twenty twenty four, so
35:52
Speaker 1: let's celebrate that with some birthdays. Celebrating his thirty sixth birthday,
36:01
Speaker 1: hawthorpe Bjornsen, Congratulations to him. He plays the Mountain on
36:07
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. When with a name like that, yeah,
36:09
Speaker 1: you can. It's safe to assume, and you'd be correct
36:12
Speaker 1: that he was discovered during one of the world's strongest
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Speaker 1: men competitions, really big, really strong, perfect Game of Thrones
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Speaker 1: character The Mountain turns thirty six today. Singer Natasha Beddingfield
36:24
Speaker 1: is forty three. Mickey Tuttle from American Chopper.
36:28
Speaker 3: Is forty six.
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Speaker 1: DJ Khalin is forty nine, record producer and performer doing
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Speaker 1: well for himself. Then you've also got Peter Fassenelli turns
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Speaker 1: fifty one. He was a Carlisle Cullen in the Twilight movies,
36:43
Speaker 1: Doctor Cooper on Nurse Jackie and Commissioner plank On Swat.
36:48
Speaker 1: Also celebrating a birthday today, Garcel Bouvea or Bouvet sorry,
36:52
Speaker 1: Garcel bouve is fifty eight today. Most recently, she was
36:57
Speaker 1: the Vulture's wife in spider Man home Coming.
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Speaker 2: So that was.
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Speaker 1: Michael Keaton's wife in spider Man Homecoming. She's fifty eight today.
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Speaker 1: She don't look forty eight. I'm not even sure if
37:10
Speaker 1: you could say she looks thirty eight. Good on her
37:14
Speaker 1: in her skincare routine. Also from Fleetwood Mac, John mc
37:20
Speaker 1: is it mcveh or mcvii, I never remember on this McBee.
37:23
Speaker 1: John McVie turns seventy nine today. Fleetwood Mac obviously huge
37:29
Speaker 1: hits in the chain. Don't stop landslide. In addition to
37:34
Speaker 1: phenomenal songs, we also learned from Fleetwood Mac not to
37:40
Speaker 1: dip your guitar and the lead singer or your drumstick
37:45
Speaker 1: or whatever.
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Speaker 4: That's a lesson, And don't bang each other because they.
37:49
Speaker 3: All stop it.
37:52
Speaker 1: Like if you're at work, don't dip your pen in
37:54
Speaker 1: a company inc. If you're in a band, don't don't
37:57
Speaker 1: drumstick the bass player, just just don't do it. And
38:04
Speaker 1: as far as I know, throughout the history of this program,
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Speaker 1: both in its radio and digital form, not once, at
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Speaker 1: least as far as I know, have any members of
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Speaker 1: the tree House to each other literally figuratively.
38:17
Speaker 3: We've been all the time.
38:19
Speaker 1: That's happened a lot, although a lot of that seems
38:23
Speaker 1: to have died. But as again, as far as I know,
38:29
Speaker 1: there's been no actual of Treehouse cast show members.
38:34
Speaker 3: So good on us.
38:36
Speaker 1: Despite these close quarters, we've we've resisted the temptation to
38:41
Speaker 1: scissor one another.
38:43
Speaker 3: So I'm really proud of us. Good job, everyone good
38:45
Speaker 3: ever would hold back.
38:53
Speaker 1: That hasn't kept all of us out of trouble, but
38:55
Speaker 1: at least with one another where our plate is pretty clean.
38:59
Speaker 1: I don't think there was any Yeah, let's go on.
39:05
Speaker 5: It was very difficult sometimes too, sit in that studio
39:08
Speaker 5: behind you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah me, yeah, Oh.
39:14
Speaker 3: This has got really too real.
39:21
Speaker 1: All right, If we're ever laying out a studio again,
39:25
Speaker 1: we're it's gonna be a round table. It's gonna be
39:27
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be like Camelot, and we're all gonna
39:31
Speaker 1: be facing each other. There's gonna be gonna be no
39:33
Speaker 1: turned around, you get no ashhots, Jerry, there's gonna be
39:38
Speaker 1: lots of icontac.
39:41
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, when you were when you were staring
39:46
Speaker 4: at Dan was he was he doing a Donald duck
39:47
Speaker 4: and just no pants or what?
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Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's just there's the there's the producer window,
39:55
Speaker 5: and not you know, four feet away from it is
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Speaker 5: Dan standing there at the helm and all of his magnificence.
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Speaker 3: And see Trey.
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Speaker 1: What he's getting at is that I was at teased
40:14
Speaker 1: and I still am.
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40:53
Speaker 1: Back inside the Treehouse now, Dan Olmley, Trey Trenholm and
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Speaker 1: Jerry called, well, we've had a fantastic and jam packed
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Speaker 1: fun show today. There's one last little thing that I
41:05
Speaker 1: need to throw at you, gentlemen, so be prepared to duck.
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Speaker 3: Okay, there we go. You know Marvin.
41:13
Speaker 1: Gay, you're aware of Berry White, But are you aware
41:20
Speaker 1: of and do you know this romance artist?
41:26
Speaker 3: I do not know his name. I'm genuine. Do you
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Speaker 3: know this man?
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Speaker 12: I can't imagine I will even give you a chance
41:38
Speaker 12: to take off your hands.
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Speaker 1: If given the chance, and smell your pants, and I'd
41:51
Speaker 1: eat the seat. We posted this on our very special
41:57
Speaker 1: Instagram account, and I believe on faceboo as well at
42:01
Speaker 1: Treehouse on Air, and Raj actually posted it. I'm not
42:04
Speaker 1: even sure who this is. I'm not sure if anybody is.
42:07
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure where he found it. He's not
42:09
Speaker 1: here today to give me an answer, so I'm no
42:12
Speaker 1: pun intended. I'm in the dark. And I don't say
42:15
Speaker 1: that just because this is a black man. And I
42:17
Speaker 1: don't say it because he's wearing sunglasses inside, therefore leading
42:21
Speaker 1: to the possibility that he's blind or he just thinks
42:23
Speaker 1: he's cool.
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Speaker 3: I don't know which. The point is.
42:26
Speaker 1: I don't know who this is. I don't know this song.
42:28
Speaker 1: I tried zamming it and I got nothing. So if
42:37
Speaker 1: you know, I'd love.
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Speaker 3: For you to tell me. In the meantime, we can
42:42
Speaker 3: just enjoy the lyrics and the song for you know
42:45
Speaker 3: what it is.
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Speaker 12: I can't imagine I would even giving you a chance
42:53
Speaker 12: to take off your hands.
42:58
Speaker 3: You know what you are.
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Speaker 12: Every time I look into your eyes, I get.
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Speaker 1: A feeling anyone else get the get the idea or
43:10
Speaker 1: the impression that I think he's just improvising here, like
43:17
Speaker 1: this is just like a talk break during you know,
43:20
Speaker 1: what's supposed to be an instrumental part of the song.
43:24
Speaker 1: I'm not instrumental, but instrumental.
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Speaker 5: Hm hm excellent feedb's going to I appreciate it.
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Speaker 1: You guys are so you guys are so entrenched in
43:37
Speaker 1: googling this that you're trying to find out who it is.
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Speaker 3: It's a mystery, right, Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You want to know who the genius is? Who, uh,
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Speaker 4: who pinned these lyrics?
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Speaker 2: Pinned? Yeah?
43:53
Speaker 1: I mean when you've got lyrics about uh one of
43:57
Speaker 1: what's the started over?
43:57
Speaker 3: Let's let's enjoy the lyrics for what they are.
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Speaker 12: And I can't imagine that you are. I would even
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Speaker 12: give you a chance to take off your hands your.
44:09
Speaker 3: Seat, Trey. You've worked in bars for many years.
44:16
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard a guy use a pickup line
44:18
Speaker 1: like if given the chance, I'd eat your seat?
44:23
Speaker 4: No, I've never heard that. I've heard some bad ones.
44:25
Speaker 4: I've heard some you know, things that I cannot repeat
44:29
Speaker 4: even on this. But what I'll have to tell you
44:34
Speaker 4: all that when I'm off air the most famous one.
44:38
Speaker 4: But no, no, never heard I'd eat the seed.
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Speaker 3: Well there's more to it, you know what, Just.
44:48
Speaker 12: At the time I look into your eyes stone.
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Speaker 3: Sensual feeling, and then you're such.
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Speaker 12: A I wouldn't get all about you.
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Speaker 3: I just won't know.
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Speaker 1: And you'll swimming trunks, honey dripper, and I want to
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Speaker 1: do slam dunks in your swimming trunks.
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Speaker 2: Genius?
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Speaker 7: Is it?
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Speaker 3: When raj posted he said this is real and he's
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Speaker 3: not wrong. It is real. It's an actual thing.
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Speaker 4: But is it?
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Speaker 3: Is it real? Real or just real?
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Speaker 2: It was published by a label.
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Speaker 1: Not necessarily by a label. But this this is a
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Speaker 1: video that's online and it exists, so it is real.
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Speaker 1: But is it real or is it parody of some kind?
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Speaker 1: Is it meant to be a spoof a joke type
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Speaker 1: thing or is this guy serious that he would eat
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Speaker 1: seats and he wants to do you know, slam dunks
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Speaker 1: and you're swimming trunks.
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Speaker 4: It's it's it has that you know, eighties cable access
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Speaker 4: feel to it.
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Speaker 3: It really does.
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Speaker 1: And look, you know, in the eighties you had to
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Speaker 1: find and love where you could. You know, there wasn't
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Speaker 1: online dating like there is today, and if and if
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Speaker 1: you found love on cable access with a guy pretending
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Speaker 1: to be blind and wishing he was Berry White and
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Speaker 1: Marvin Gay's illegitimate love child, then by god, you know
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Speaker 1: whatever makes you happy.
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Speaker 4: Trying of a love connection joke and I just can't.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I think I can help you.
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Speaker 1: I think what happened is we posted this video, right.
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Speaker 1: I think we posted this video on Friday. We posted
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Speaker 1: this video on Friday. Chuck Woolery probably saw it Saturday
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Speaker 1: morning and then promptly went to bed and died.
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Speaker 3: The timing works.
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Speaker 4: Mm hm true, he's thinking, if we could have just
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Speaker 4: had this guy on, could have gotten another season.
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Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's different.
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Speaker 1: I think it's Chuck Woolery saw this on our Instagram
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Speaker 1: account and said, I've had it with this earth and
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Speaker 1: he went to bed and never woke up again, right
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Speaker 1: to permanently. Yes, he's I'm good. I'm gonna you know,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna check out. I've seen it all, I've done
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Speaker 1: it all.
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Speaker 3: I'm good. My heart is full.
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Speaker 1: On the flip side, though, it would really suck that
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Speaker 1: if if this happened to be the last thing he
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Speaker 1: saw and he just happened to die right after it.
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Speaker 4: Oh all right, this is the ear warm he had
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Speaker 4: that got stuck in his head.
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Speaker 3: For an eternity.
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Speaker 1: Oh not angels we have heard on high not joy
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Speaker 1: to the world, not even the actual sexual healing by
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Speaker 1: you know, Marvin Gay.
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Speaker 5: But this guy, I'm an eat Joe seat as he
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Speaker 5: goes gently into the great beyond.
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Speaker 1: Imagine Chuck Woolivery walking up to the Pearlyage gates with
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Speaker 1: Saint Peter.
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Speaker 3: You are such a honey trip. All right, let's stop. Well,
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Speaker 3: word some other head.
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