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Eagles "loss" to Jaguars SHOULDN'T COUNT, Cowboys actually make SMART move, emotional tribute to fallen fan · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: First out the gate, you know, you see the Eagles,
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  Speaker 3: they went to London and with eight seconds left, they
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  Speaker 3: had a lead 17-16. And then somehow in the last
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  Speaker 3: eight seconds, they wound up losing the game, whatever. Now,
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  Speaker 3: people are saying this was because of, quote, four o'clock management.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Tony, explain what happened there.
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  Speaker 6: Go.
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  Speaker 5: If you bother to think about it, it's easy to
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  Speaker 5: see exactly what happened. The Eagles were playing football in
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  Speaker 5: England and everybody knows what happens at the end of
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  Speaker 5: all football games over there.
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  Speaker 1: They add extra time. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So clearly when there were eight seconds left on the clock,
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  Speaker 5: the Eagles were naturally expecting that because of all their
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  Speaker 5: way too many injuries, they would get like 25 minutes
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  Speaker 5: of extra time. But suddenly somebody over there just decided
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  Speaker 5: to change the rules of football in England without letting
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  Speaker 5: anybody know. That's not fair. You know, this is exactly
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  Speaker 5: why we had to leave that stupid country 500 years ago.
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  Speaker 5: They clearly don't know how to run a country or
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  Speaker 5: a football game.
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  Speaker 3: Just terrific football and also historical analysis there, Tony. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: We saw Nick Sirianni jumping on the sword after the game,
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  Speaker 3: taking the blame for the Eagles' loss.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame him at all. Do you, Tony? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all.
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  Speaker 5: You know, when an NFL coach has to coach a
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  Speaker 5: game in England, which is a totally different time zone,
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  Speaker 5: he has to manage two clocks, the game clock and
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  Speaker 5: then the clock on his wristwatch. That's too many clocks
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  Speaker 5: to manage.
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  Speaker 1: Too many clocks. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm sure he looked down at his watch
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  Speaker 5: in the fourth quarter, saw that it was 2 p.m.
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  Speaker 5: and thought, oh, I've still got three hours left in
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  Speaker 5: the game. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know, you got these morons out there who
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  Speaker 3: are saying this ending was just as bad as the
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  Speaker 3: ending to the Washington Commanders.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't see that at all. I mean, do you, Tony? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all.
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  Speaker 5: What's the most important thing teams need to be able
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  Speaker 5: to do? Close out games.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody knows that.
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  Speaker 5: As we always say, you can't get so caught up
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  Speaker 5: in things like the final score.
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  Speaker 1: You have to take.
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  Speaker 5: A step back and ask yourself, did the Eagles make
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  Speaker 5: decisions late in the game to determine who wins and
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  Speaker 5: who loses?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. Did the commanders or giants do that?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, of course not.
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  Speaker 5: Did the Eagles coaches properly communicate the plays that led
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  Speaker 5: to a win for a team? Yes, they did. Did
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  Speaker 5: the commanders of Giants? No, they didn't. So there you go.
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  Speaker 5: That's called closing out games. Terrific analysis there, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Before people go ahead and say we're somehow biased toward
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  Speaker 3: the Eagles, as they love to say, because we live
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  Speaker 3: in Philadelphia and, you know, we have... were embedded with
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  Speaker 3: the team. What does that have to do with anything? Exactly, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: We do think there are clearly some adjustments that the
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  Speaker 3: Eagles can make to get back to winning.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, you analyzed the film. What was your biggest takeaway?
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  Speaker 5: There's one stat that I've been tracking, and that stat
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  Speaker 5: is MTWG, which stands for Minutes Trying to Win Game. Now,
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  Speaker 5: as you know, each game lasts 60 minutes, but the Eagles'
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  Speaker 5: MTWG is only.
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  Speaker 1: 58.3, which means....
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  Speaker 5: There are 1.7 minutes in every Eagles game where they're
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  Speaker 5: not actually trying to win. You see, if they can
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  Speaker 5: just get that number up to 60 and spend all
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  Speaker 5: those 60 minutes trying to win the game, then I
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  Speaker 5: think we'll start to see some more of these games
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  Speaker 5: and then a win.
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  Speaker 3: Just terrific statistical analysis there, Tony. And, you know, just
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  Speaker 3: to close this all out, you know, we're talking about
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  Speaker 3: the Eagles losing to the Jags in England. Well, personally,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think the game should even count. Don't you agree, Tony?
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  Speaker 5: It's called the National Football League, not the International Football League.
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  Speaker 5: The game was played in England. England is a totally
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  Speaker 5: different nation. How can you have a game in the
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  Speaker 5: National Football League that takes place outside the nation? It
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  Speaker 5: doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. The way I see it, the Eagles are
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  Speaker 1: still 2-2. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, if there is a place where this game
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  Speaker 3: should count, it's in the English Football Premier League standings.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, we went ahead and updated the standings, put
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  Speaker 3: up that graphic. See the Eagles there, you got the
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  Speaker 3: Philadelphia Eagles in a tie for last place with the
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  Speaker 3: Tottenham Spurs and the Fulham FC and the AFC Bournemouth.
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  Speaker 1: Which may, is that a football team too? I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know.
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I guess we'll just have to be living with
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  Speaker 3: the fact that we are a last place team somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: But not in the National Football League.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 5: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: But talking about a real last place team, one that
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  Speaker 3: deserves to be, the Cowboys have hired former Browns head
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  Speaker 3: coach Mike Petten.
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  Speaker 1: Petten. Petten.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, they've hired this guy to help fix their struggling defense.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, you were talking about this the other day. You
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  Speaker 1: think this is a smart move, don't you? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Look, what's the most important thing any football team can have?
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  Speaker 1: An identity. An identity, yep. You have to have one.
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  Speaker 5: And the Cowboys' identity has always been having the crappiest
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  Speaker 5: defense in the NFL. Well, right now, they're only the
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  Speaker 5: 31st worst defense in the NFL. right behind the Lions
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  Speaker 5: for 32nd place. And they needed someone to help them
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  Speaker 5: get over the hump. And who better to help them
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  Speaker 5: get there than a former Cleveland Browns head coach? He
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  Speaker 5: can really help widen those gaps in the defensive line
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  Speaker 5: for running backs to run through. and give the opposing
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  Speaker 5: receivers more room to catch passes.
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  Speaker 1: This was just a brilliant move.
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  Speaker 5: To me, this is the way the Cowboys can truly
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  Speaker 5: cement their legacy.
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  Speaker 1: Totally agree, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: To other moves, the Rams released their 300-pound kicker, Harrison Mevis.
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  Speaker 1: Mevis? Mevis?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, after he missed a field goal, then another one
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  Speaker 3: that got blocked, cost him the game against the Bills. Yeah. Now,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of people, they were saying, well, Mevis was
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  Speaker 3: just too fat to be an NFL kicker. Well, I
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  Speaker 3: absolutely do not agree. Don't you, Tony?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely not. If anything, I think Harrison Mevis wasn't fat enough.
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  Speaker 5: Don't people understand how science works? The more power you
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  Speaker 5: put behind an object, the farther it goes. If you
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  Speaker 5: ask me, instead of cutting him, the Rams should have
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  Speaker 5: just force fed him a few more cheeseburgers and helped
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  Speaker 5: him to get up to 400 or 500 pounds so
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  Speaker 5: he could reach his full potential. To me, this is
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  Speaker 5: just the wrong message to be sending to fat kickers everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Totally agree, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, that is why as a public service, we
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  Speaker 3: are starting the Fat Kickers Helpline. If you are a
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  Speaker 3: fat kicker and you're feeling hopeless out there because you
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  Speaker 3: just found out you can't be 300 pounds and play
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  Speaker 3: kicker in the NFL. Well, don't worry. You call this number. 1-888-LARDASS.
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  Speaker 3: That's L-A-R-D-A-S-S. One of our licensed professionals will be on
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  Speaker 3: hand to help you understand that, well, you need to
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  Speaker 3: find a different job because there's no way you're playing
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  Speaker 3: football in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: No, that dream's over.
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  Speaker 3: So they'll hook you up with a headhunter or something
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  Speaker 3: like that. Maybe you could become like a fry cook
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  Speaker 3: at Applebee's or something. Anyway, call that number.
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  Speaker 1: It's the least we could do to help you. It is.
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  Speaker 3: And moving on to another matchup, the Bears are set
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  Speaker 3: to play the Falcons. Caleb Williams reportedly making progress with
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  Speaker 3: his hamstring injury, but now Falcons quarterback Michael Phoenix, well,
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  Speaker 3: he's got an injury of his own, a rib injury.
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  Speaker 1: That could affect his performance. And well, Tony, this is
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  Speaker 1: bad news for Caleb too, isn't it? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Caleb Williams has been telling his teammates how excited he
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  Speaker 5: is to face Phoenix. And now, just when Caleb's finally
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  Speaker 5: healthy enough to perform, then he finds out the Falcons
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  Speaker 5: QB has a rib injury, which means they'll have a
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  Speaker 5: broken Phoenix, you know, at QB. In fact, I heard
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  Speaker 5: Caleb told his teammates he wishes he could slip his
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  Speaker 5: bone inside Phoenix, you know, just to help him feel better,
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  Speaker 5: which is just a beautiful sign of sportsmanship. But it
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  Speaker 5: does look like Phoenix will be in action Sunday. And
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  Speaker 5: when he comes in, I 100% expect Caleb to be
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  Speaker 5: so excited that he'll be coming really hard, you know,
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  Speaker 5: into the game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, understood that, Tony, and looking forward to that. Moving
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  Speaker 3: to college football, Texas coach Steve Sarkeesian says Arch Manning
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  Speaker 3: is being unfairly criticized because of his famous last name. And, well, Tony,
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  Speaker 3: what's your take on this?
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  Speaker 5: The problem is that everybody hears the name Manning and
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  Speaker 5: immediately expects Arch to be the next Peyton Manning or
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  Speaker 5: Eli Manning. That's an enormous amount of pressure to put
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  Speaker 5: on a young quarterback. Well, except the Eli part. But,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I think there's an easy fix for this.
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  Speaker 5: Arch Manning should legally change his name to Arch Tebow.
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  Speaker 5: That way, when he throws for 180 yards and two interceptions,
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  Speaker 5: people will say, wow, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Really good for a Tebow. To me, it's a slam
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  Speaker 1: dunk solution, Tony. You know, in fact, if I'm Peyton Manning.
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  Speaker 3: I got to be thinking about sending a cease and
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  Speaker 3: desist order to Arch Manning to tell him to stop
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  Speaker 3: using the Manning name, you know, just to protect the brand,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 5: You know, he should also probably consider sending one to
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  Speaker 5: Eli Manning, too.
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  Speaker 1: Good point, Tony. Good legal advice. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Moving to baseball, the Dodgers are playing the Brewers in
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  Speaker 3: the NLCS. Guardians play in the Rays in the ALCS. Tony,
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  Speaker 3: your thoughts on these series?
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  Speaker 1: When does that series start again?
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  Speaker 3: The series already started. They're actually like two or three
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  Speaker 3: games in on both. Oh, I'm assuming you haven't watched.
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  Speaker 1: No, no. Have you? No. Anyway, let's just move on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's just move along.
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  Speaker 3: OK, WNBA news. I saw the big headline on ESPN
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  Speaker 3: that caught my attention, Tony. The WNBA announced that games
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  Speaker 3: three and four of their finals are going to be
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  Speaker 3: moved to state farm.
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  Speaker 1: Your take on this.
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  Speaker 5: You know, this is just such a bold and respectable
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  Speaker 5: move by the WNBA. They've realized that nobody actually wants
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  Speaker 5: to watch these games. So it makes a lot of
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  Speaker 5: sense to have the teams play on a farm in
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  Speaker 5: the middle of nowhere, you know, far away from everybody else.
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  Speaker 5: So they don't have to rent an arena or even
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  Speaker 5: have cameras on it. You know, frankly, I have to
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  Speaker 5: applaud the WNBA.
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  Speaker 3: Tony, I think we got our wires crossed here. They're
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  Speaker 3: moving games three and four to State Farm Arena in
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  Speaker 3: Atlanta where the Hawks play. So they can get more
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  Speaker 3: fans and not just a farm. But I can see
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  Speaker 3: why you would think that, you know. Yeah, well, you know,
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  Speaker 3: that's just terrific. It's really great for women's sports. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it's about time.
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  Speaker 1: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: Beautifully said that, Tony. And on that note, it is
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  Speaker 5: Eagle Jesus God Unvaxxed 4547 too.
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  Speaker 3: I'll really miss them too. But, you know, what I'm
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: going to miss most, Tony, is the engagement on our
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: social clips.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. That's what really matters in this world.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: That is. It's why I pray for peace because I
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: want to live in a world where our.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Bots continue to like our posts and increase our reach
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: and therefore our monthly TikTok revenue from the creative fund.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That's what this is all about.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Just so beautifully said oh i'm gonna interrupt you here
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: How rude how rude here we're having an emotional moment
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: yeah and he just bursts in unbelievable you think if
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: someone had respect for bots yeah it would be him
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: yeah you probably had a thousand of your fellow bots
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: die this week.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Um I guess we could start corrections with this one. Why?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Just go!
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: What?
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Some news outlets did report that a strike took out
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: the buildings where Russian bots were operating. But those stories
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: have been proven false. So it looks like it didn't happen.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Well, then I guess that's good news for you because
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: then your girlfriend is still alive.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: And if there was one bot I hope they killed,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: it was you.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Oh now shut up oh he's still going what.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: You said that games that aren't played in the united
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: states should not count toward a team's record.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's the national football league bro yep outside the
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: nation doesn't count.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Nope well then how come you're saying that now when
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: the Eagles lost to the Jags in England, but not
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: when the Eagles beat the Packers in Brazil a couple
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: of years ago? That's just a blatant double standard.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to show you a blatant double barrel shotgun.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what else also doesn't count? That bump
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: you call a penis.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, now shut up. Okay, let's get out of here.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That's the end of the show. Why? Go.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: You said the Rams' former kicker, Harrison Mevis, weighed 300 pounds?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Yeah, good weight for a kicker, bro.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: He's officially listed at 245 pounds. So even if you
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: were rounding... That number would still be misrepresentative of his
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: actual weight.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, then let me give you an accurate number.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Zero.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: The number of women willing to sleep with you.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: And your penis is officially listed at zero inches long.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're done. Oh, but look at this. Guess who's
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: listed as a guest for next week, Tony? Who?
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Just booked Eagles legend Super Bowl hero Nick Foles will
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: be here.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, don't forget.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: You enter the rate and review contest. You send that screenshot.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Or the review. Five stars. Info at FuscoShow.com. Five stars.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Five stars. Tony, great job as always. Same to you, Paulie.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Another flawless show.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see you people next week. See you.