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Why Cowboys didn't "beat" Eagles, CRAZY Shedeur comment, PREMIERE of "The First Joel" holiday song · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
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  Speaker 1: Sports Radio because in my opinion, it's a holiday and
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  Speaker 1: I should have the day off, all right you Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And to your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 3: It's the number one rated Paul and Tony four Stoho
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  Speaker 3: yo Yo. As always, Polly Fools go here with Tony
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  Speaker 3: Fosco and Tony Huge Show today. You know, we're going
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  Speaker 3: to tell you why the Eagles clearly won that game
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  Speaker 3: against the Cowboys despite what the mainstream media wants to
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  Speaker 3: tell you exactly, and a controversial comment about your Derrick Sanders.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to end the controversy once over all. Plus,
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  Speaker 3: You might be wondering why we're recording over Thanksgiving, Well,
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  Speaker 3: that's because the lazy people in the media, will they
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  Speaker 3: take it off? Yeah, we don't do that with us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we have what's called a work ethic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. In fact, if.
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  Speaker 3: There's anything that this holiday is about, it's about you
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  Speaker 3: given thanks to us.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Tony, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we know you're not at your job right now,
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  Speaker 3: so you got no excuse, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know exactly, Holidays over. Get to work, Yeah, get to work.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, that's what we're going to do right now,
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  Speaker 3: and get right into our top story.
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  Speaker 2: First out the gate.
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  Speaker 3: The Cowboys in their desperate, delusional fans. Right now, they
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  Speaker 3: continue to celebrate their team's so called impressive comeback win
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  Speaker 3: down from twenty one to nothing Sunday. But Tony, these fools,
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  Speaker 3: well they clearly don't understand football, do they know?
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  Speaker 5: What people are forgetting is that football is a job now.
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  Speaker 2: Football teams are workplaces. Yep.
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  Speaker 5: The Cowboys offense showed up to work late, while the
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  Speaker 5: Eagles offense showed up on time, got all their work
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  Speaker 5: done early, and then took a much deserved rest. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 5: the lazy, entitled Dallas Cowboys procrastinated, barely got their work
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  Speaker 5: done in time, and now they're celebrating that they're a
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  Speaker 5: shame on them. That's unprofessional workplace behavior. They don't deserve
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  Speaker 5: a win. They don't even deserve to keep their jobs.
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  Speaker 5: If you ask me, I couldn't agree more, Donnie.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what people forget is that football organizations
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  Speaker 3: are business businesses exactly, And how do businesses measure businesses
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  Speaker 3: by quarters?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 5: And the Eagles had a very strong Q one and
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  Speaker 5: Q two and they're actually coming off a strong last
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  Speaker 5: seventy three quarters. I mean, when you think about it,
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  Speaker 5: that actually makes them one of the top performing companies
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  Speaker 5: in the world, up there with Amazon and Google.
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  Speaker 3: Valuable business perspective, that don'ty And I gotta say, you
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  Speaker 3: know what, people say, we lost this game because the
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  Speaker 3: Eagles offense is bad. I say, no, no, we lost
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  Speaker 3: because our offense is too good.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: There's a reason Jake Elliot, the kicker, missed that fifty
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  Speaker 3: six yard field goal. He was so used to kicking
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  Speaker 3: just quick extra points, you know, short ones after touchdowns, because.
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  Speaker 2: They never made him kick field goals. They're too good. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: When people say the Cowboys kicker is so good at
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  Speaker 5: kicking field goals, well yeah, that's because.
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  Speaker 2: Dak sucks so much in the red.
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  Speaker 5: Zone that the kicker gets extra unfair amounts of practice.
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  Speaker 5: You know, that's my one criticism of Jalen Hurts. I
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  Speaker 5: hate to say it, but he scores way too many
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  Speaker 5: touchdowns and I have to think it might be hurting
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  Speaker 5: our team.
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  Speaker 3: Undeniable analysis that DONI And you know, I still maintain
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  Speaker 3: that Sunday's game against the Cowboys was a win for
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  Speaker 3: the Eagles. You know, these fools, they like to tell
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  Speaker 3: you that it's how you finish that matters.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's how you start start, of course.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, think about it.
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  Speaker 5: If you went to see a movie and it had
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  Speaker 5: a terrible beginning, well you wouldn't stick around to see
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  Speaker 5: the ending. No, you know, I'm talking about real stinkers,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like the that movie The Sixth Sense. In
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  Speaker 5: the first part of that movie, Bruce Willis gets shot
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  Speaker 5: by Donnie Wahlberg, but then the whole rest of the
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  Speaker 5: movie focuses on Bruce Willis and that annoying kid. You know,
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  Speaker 5: I was sitting there like, wait, what happened to Donnie Wahlberg?
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  Speaker 2: What happened to his family?
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  Speaker 5: And why was it Donnie Wahlberg and not Mark Wahlberg?
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  Speaker 5: You know, was Mark Wahlberg busy that day or doing
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  Speaker 5: something else. So naturally I lost interest and I got
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  Speaker 5: up and left.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, Tony. There's too many unanswered questions exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, frankly, I'm glad that the Eagles wild up
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  Speaker 3: b in that game in the end, because you know,
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  Speaker 3: what's the one thing everything needs to get better adversity.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, there just hasn't been enough adversity for the Eagles,
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  Speaker 5: and they were getting a little too comfortable. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: you know, this reminds me of my fourth date with
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  Speaker 5: this girl I used to date, Sheila. Everything was going
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  Speaker 5: so well, and then I forgot to meet her at
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  Speaker 5: a restaurant one night and left her out in a
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  Speaker 5: snowstorm and she had to walk five hours all the
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  Speaker 5: way home through a bitterly cold and dangerous Arctic blizzard.
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  Speaker 5: She called me all mad and upset, and I said, sweetheart,
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  Speaker 5: things between us were going a little too good.
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  Speaker 2: We needed a little adversity.
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  Speaker 5: Watch our relationship is gonna be so much better. And
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  Speaker 5: once she was done being hospitalized for severe frostbite, we
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  Speaker 5: were better than ever.
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  Speaker 3: Just such great relationship advice and a good lesson for
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  Speaker 3: all the young men and women you know dating out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. Well, now to Shaduras.
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  Speaker 3: He got his first NFL start and win against the Raiders.
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  Speaker 2: But of course that brings the hades out of Dony.
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  Speaker 3: They're saying it's not impressive because the Raiders are quote
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  Speaker 3: a good day. Please, I don't know what these people
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  Speaker 3: are talking about me and neither.
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  Speaker 5: There are clearly lots of reasons why the Browns beaten
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  Speaker 5: the Raiders is impressive. The Raiders coach is a Super
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  Speaker 5: Bowl winner, and the rosters filled with Super Bowl champions
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  Speaker 5: who've won with other teams.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Also, technically the Raiders haven't been eliminated from the playoffs,
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  Speaker 5: so they are a super Bowl contender. And also they're
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  Speaker 5: always in the Super Bowl conversation when you ask people
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  Speaker 5: to name teams that have won a Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: So that's impressive too. Yeah. Again, couldn't agree with Dony.
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  Speaker 3: And while we're talking Shadur, we've got to talk about
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  Speaker 3: a baffling comment from Kendrick Perkins the other day. Kendrick
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  Speaker 3: Perkins said, Shadur Sanders is quote the most powerful black
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  Speaker 3: person in America since two thousand and nine when Barack
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  Speaker 3: Obama was elected. But Doddy, when I heard this, I thought, well,
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  Speaker 3: that's just totally insulting the Shadeur Sanders didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 6: Two.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, when you compare Shadull's stats with Obama stats,
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  Speaker 5: it's not even close.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Right now, Shador has a forty one point seven percent
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  Speaker 5: completion percentage. But when you look at how much legislation
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  Speaker 5: Obama completed, well it's only a lowly three point eight percent.
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  Speaker 5: And football is a battle, and Shador's win percentage right
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  Speaker 5: now is one hundred percent in games he started. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 5: I can't name a single battle or a war that
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  Speaker 5: Obama won, so we got to put him at zero percent.
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  Speaker 5: Just a hands down victory by Shador.
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  Speaker 3: Great statistical analysis that doty, And well, we got to
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  Speaker 3: talk about the news. With the Giants. There are reports
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  Speaker 3: that Rams defensive coordinator Chris Schuler of legendary Dolphins coach
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  Speaker 3: Don Shula, is in contention to become the giants next
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  Speaker 3: head coach. But DONDI, this seems like the wrong move,
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  Speaker 3: doesn't it.
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  Speaker 5: I can't be the only one asking this question, but
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  Speaker 5: why not just hire Don Shula? You know, with AI
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  Speaker 5: these days, you can bring anyone back to life. I
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  Speaker 5: just saw a very convincing video the other day of
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  Speaker 5: JFK Tag Team Wrestling with Martin Luther King Jr. And
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was real for a good twenty seconds
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  Speaker 5: or so. Well, I was thinking, why not just use
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  Speaker 5: AI to bring back Don Shula and have him coach
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  Speaker 5: the Giants. In fact, I use the latest technology to
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  Speaker 5: demonstrate what that would look like. Here is undead Don
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  Speaker 5: Shula in action. Wow, I'm watching that.
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  Speaker 3: It's a zombie Don Shula on the sidelines. It's totally realistic.
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  Speaker 2: Dog.
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  Speaker 5: You know, he could also be programmed to say things
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  Speaker 5: any coach would say, like eat their brains or knock
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  Speaker 5: out their brains and feed them to me.
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  Speaker 2: Just a great idea, Doty.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, watching this, I just had a thought here,
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  Speaker 3: you know Don Shula, Well, zombie Don Shuler would have
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  Speaker 3: the intimidation factor because you know, teams would be afraid,
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  Speaker 3: you know, not because the Giants would have a good defense,
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  Speaker 3: but one bite from zombie Don Shula will could turn
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  Speaker 3: you into a zombie exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So well, I just amazing work that Doty. Really changing
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  Speaker 3: the game. I bet the Giants. I wouldn't be surprised
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  Speaker 3: that the Giants make a move there. And well, while
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  Speaker 3: we're moving Toty. Let's go to the Sixers where both
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  Speaker 3: Joel Embiid and Paul George continue to miss games due
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  Speaker 3: to injury, and.
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  Speaker 2: Well, get Tony. A lot of fools out there.
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  Speaker 3: They're angry at the players and the coaches here, but
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  Speaker 3: I think they're missing the point though.
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  Speaker 5: You know, one hundred percent, you shouldn't be mad at
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  Speaker 5: the Sixers roster or players, but the Sixers roster of
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  Speaker 5: medical staff. It's clear we need to draft better doctors.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, are we scouting the right hospitals and medical schools?
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't look like it to me. You know, you got
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  Speaker 2: You just got to question these choices. You got to
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  Speaker 3: Every year we do a special holiday so we know
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  Speaker 3: this year is no exception. In fact, we are about
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  Speaker 3: to debut a new holiday song. So heartfelt Tony. You know,
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  Speaker 3: Just so, such a moving and beautiful tribute by us
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  Speaker 2: what a great way to end the show. You kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Of it terrible movie, boring beginning, bro.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, maybe you should have watched the rest of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe the holiday, but it's time for you to get
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  Speaker 2: that note, great job.
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  Speaker 5: As always, same to you, Paulie, another floorless show.
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