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Things That Must Go From October 22nd, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our dear friends
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: of the program, things that you just can't abide any longer.
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: You want them out of your life. They are things
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  Speaker 2: that must go. So what is it? What is it
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: that's bugging you? What is it that must go? Send
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  Speaker 2: it to us radio from hell at x ninety six
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  Speaker 2: dot com is the email address. Put must go in
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: the subject line of your email so we know where
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: to file it. And then if we pick yours and
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  Speaker 2: read it on the air, it might make you feel better.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: And at the very least it'll make you feel better.
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  Speaker 2: But sometimes these things magically disappear from people's lives when
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: we read their muscos. So send them along. I've got
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: a couple here. I'll start this. One says, good morning lords.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: You may use my name, all right, Zane.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: I will. Let's see.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I got a Texas license and I really had to
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: surren under my Utah driver's license and I missed my Utah.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: I missed my Utah license, says Dane number two.
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  Speaker 2: It's October and it's still in the high eighties and
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  Speaker 2: low nineties.
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  Speaker 1: It's fall, right, yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: And oh, by the way, Zay and I would point
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  Speaker 2: out I have a news story here today. Texas is
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: now the measles capital of the United States. Thanks, thank you,
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  Speaker 2: lords for your help, Zane. This one says, shallam melchem Lords,
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 1: You can use my name. It's Miles.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: The subtitles must go, the subtitles that say speaking a
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: foreign language over the top of a movie's translation text
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  Speaker 2: blocking what the translation says, Yep, yep, my face ID
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: not recognizing.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Me in my new sunglasses.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Microsoft notifying me that a canceled e end
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: is just beginning. Using hashan the shazz feature on my
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: watch to find out what we are farting around about.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: And the answer is always you're listening to X ninety
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  Speaker 2: six and describing the part of the country I live
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: in as the Midwest, as Utah is roughly in the
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: middle of the western half of the US, but the
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  Speaker 2: Midwest exists somewhere else, not here.
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  Speaker 1: This is the West.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting, Yeah, this we are the West. And this we're
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  Speaker 2: the crossroads of the West. And this one is you
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: can say my name. I ain't scared. It's Tristan insurance
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: and mortgage companies asking me to fax them documents must
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: go to fax them documents facts. Seriously, every other industry
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: has made great strides in the past twenty years to
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: allow the processing of electronic documents and signatures. There is
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: no reason for you to be this far behind. If
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: you're on Pangaea, I'll just send them over on my paradactyl.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I'll just send them over on my pterodactyl. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get this processed before the next I sage. Okay, thank you, Tristan.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: That's it, Gina. Let's see just one for me.
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  Speaker 3: If there's something in the news and it says so
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  Speaker 3: and so is breaking their silence. If somebody is just
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  Speaker 3: telling you something, it's not always breaking save breaking their silence.
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  Speaker 3: If for an extended period of time you would approach
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: this person with a microphone and say do you have
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: any comment on X y Z And they say no,
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: I have no comment for a long and then finally
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: they but breaking their silence. They use it just for
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  Speaker 3: anybody who's talking about anything that must go. Let's see, hello, lords,
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  Speaker 3: this is Michael in Idaho Falls. Because the show would
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  Speaker 3: never work outside of Utah.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Well, Idaho Falls really is Utah.
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  Speaker 3: Things it must go people who bring their dogs to
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: youth soccer games or tournaments. Just this past weekend, I
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: was attending a large all day tournament with my son
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: playing when I heard barking behind me, and the owner
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: saying in an entitled voice, Oh, he's not used to
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  Speaker 3: other people. I'm sorry, then he needs to stay home.
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  Speaker 3: Soccer field is not a dog park.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Also, random smells from the breakroom, microwave at work, that
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  Speaker 3: loft that I think you mean waft waft through the
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: entire office. Is that curry or old chili?
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  Speaker 1: Yuck? Make it go away? Please? Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: This list of things that are bothering me is too
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  Speaker 3: lengthy to go through them all here, so for the
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  Speaker 3: sake of brevity, I will share only one of them now,
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  Speaker 3: under the condition of anonymity.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, when you.
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  Speaker 3: Say to me, oh, hey, don't worry, I'll do those
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  Speaker 3: dishes as soon as I'm finished with this other thing.
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  Speaker 3: Please follow through. Now the dishes have piled up, and
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: it's an even bigger mess. I would have already taken
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  Speaker 3: care of this had you not said anything to begin with.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for letting me listen. Signed pruney fingered friend
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  Speaker 3: of the program and then finally this, let's see from
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  Speaker 3: Hunter miniature candies must go. If I'm eating a full
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: sized candy bar, are I know when to stop and
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: I can break it in half and use the other
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  Speaker 3: portion layer. If I'm eating mini candies, I eat a
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  Speaker 3: lot more candies than I should.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Next, syndicated ads that try to sound local, Just tell
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  Speaker 3: me what you are. There's one we're running right now
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  Speaker 3: where they say zion. Yeah, it's clearly not made here.
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  Speaker 3: Let local voice people like us do it. Thank you, Sandy, Yeah, Carrie?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 4: This one from Jill, the person who said pine nuts
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  Speaker 4: must go must go? Oh yeah, There's nothing quite like
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  Speaker 4: fresh pine nuts roasted in their shells with butter and salt.
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  Speaker 1: Yum.
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  Speaker 4: These delicious nuts are harvested at high elevation locations by
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  Speaker 4: mainly Native Americans and Hispanic communities. The process is arduous
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  Speaker 4: and that contributes to the high cost of pine nuts.
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  Speaker 1: But buy some, you won't be sorry, all right?
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  Speaker 4: This one from desertt Jim. I live in North Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 4: I go to the gym every day before going to work.
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  Speaker 4: I listen to X ninety six. It is the wettest
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: October on record and businesses and residences have been watering
• 6:05
  Speaker 4: lawns every day for.
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  Speaker 1: The past three weeks. Stop. My sprinklers have been off
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  Speaker 1: for a month. Mine too, Jim.
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  Speaker 4: We live in a desert, he says, or he lives
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  Speaker 4: in a desert.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Here's another one does not say I can say their name,
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  Speaker 4: so I won't when someone returns from a vacation and
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  Speaker 4: I have to hear about it the first thirty minutes
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  Speaker 4: of an hour long meeting. Can I just go? Can
• 6:30
  Speaker 4: I just join? After the vacation brief join the meeting?
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  Speaker 4: My husband, who is a perfectly great office in the house,
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: yet he works for the living room, causing everyone to
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: tiptoe when he's on a call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not okay. We set up an office
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  Speaker 1: for you. Use it. I love you, babe.
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  Speaker 4: If you're listening, This one from does not say one
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  Speaker 4: way in and out of Tuila must go?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
• 6:56
  Speaker 4: And this one from Tony My thing that must go
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: is radio from hell. Never doing a remote show from
• 7:02
  Speaker 4: Dollywood in Pigeon Ford, You're missing out on roller coasters
• 7:07
  Speaker 4: and shoot Choo train. There's even a water park next
• 7:09
  Speaker 4: door to cool off. Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, maybe we should look into that Tony Begs
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: that must go on the radio show