Latest / Moser, Lombardi and Kane / 10-16-26 Hour 3 - Three reasons why Bo is "succeeding"/LAY IT DOWN/Keys to the Game, DRUNK TAKES!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is Mosher Lombardi and Kane On Demand. Listen live
- 0:05Speaker 1: every weekday morning from 7 to 10 on Altitude Sports
- 0:08Speaker 1: Radio 92.5 and on the Altitude Sports Radio app.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I vow to the public. Hey, public, listen. No matter
- 0:27Speaker 2: how the Broncos do it, If they emerge tonight with
- 0:31Speaker 2: more points than the Seahawks, you will not hear me
- 0:35Speaker 2: complain about the offense tomorrow. This is one of those
- 0:38Speaker 2: games where I don't care how you get to the
- 0:40Speaker 2: finish line. Just get there. I promise you. I vow it.
- 0:45Speaker 2: On my honor. Can you guys share my vow? Can
- 0:49Speaker 2: we share vows?
- 0:49Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm in with your vow.
- 0:51Speaker 2: So we can exchange vows right now.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Vows, yes.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I vow to honor this team. if it wins tomorrow morning,
- 1:00Speaker 2: no matter how it wins, I shall not say anything negative,
- 1:05Speaker 2: critical about the office.
- 1:08Speaker 4: I can't, I can't promise that I can't go that far.
- 1:16Speaker 4: I lasted 15 minutes, 15 minutes.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Longer than I thought. And it was a grind of
- 1:19Speaker 2: 15 minutes.
- 1:20Speaker 3: 15 minutes of my life.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Um, Can I go back to where we started this
- 1:29Speaker 4: morning and nerd out for a second? Because I need
- 1:32Speaker 4: to give you guys some numbers off that game that
- 1:36Speaker 4: it truly blew my mind when I saw them last night.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Here's the first one. These are active quarterbacks, notable active
- 1:45Speaker 4: quarterbacks in the league. Their career record in games in
- 1:50Speaker 4: which they have six yards per attempt or less. Six
- 1:54Speaker 4: yards per attempt or less.
- 1:55Speaker 3: For the record.
- 1:57Speaker 4: These are in individual games because you think to yourself, well, God,
- 1:59Speaker 4: that doesn't happen that often, six yards per attempt or less.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Bo Nix is averaging 5.6 yards per throw this season.
- 2:06Speaker 4: Here's the stats. Matthew Stafford in games in his career
- 2:10Speaker 4: in which he has averaged six yards per attempt or less.
- 2:15Speaker 4: His record is 15-39. Aaron Rodgers. Moj, pretty good quarterback.
- 2:21Speaker 4: Aaron Rodgers?
- 2:22Speaker 3: He's a future Hall of Famer, Brett, so he's pretty good.
- 2:25Speaker 4: He's 17-32 in games in which he does that.
- 2:29Speaker 3: I want people to listen closely to this. Keep going.
- 2:32Speaker 4: Jared Goff, pretty good quarterback. He's 7-23 in his career
- 2:37Speaker 4: in doing that. Dak Prescott is 9-21. Bo Nix is 13-3.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Well, there's several reasons. Number one, there's three reasons. Number one,
- 2:50Speaker 2: He doesn't turn the ball over or take sacks like
- 2:53Speaker 2: those other guys. Correct? Fair. Number two. Don't say that
- 3:00Speaker 2: with that tone.
- 3:01Speaker 4: I think five three and outs in a row is
- 3:03Speaker 4: the same thing as the turnover.
- 3:04Speaker 2: That's fine. 15 second drives a turnover too, but whatever.
- 3:08Speaker 2: But it's true. Number two, this defense has been.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Unreal.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Of course.
- 3:15Speaker 2: And those guys that you mentioned, their defenses were not
- 3:18Speaker 2: as good. And number three. You have to be fortunate.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Those three things combined are why those stats.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Vic, I'm trying to tell you, I cannot come in
- 3:30Speaker 3: virtually every Monday and this Friday and try to explain
- 3:36Speaker 3: to you that somehow the Broncos have horseshoes lodged in
- 3:41Speaker 3: an orifice.
- 3:42Speaker 5: I don't, I can't keep saying that. Yes, they do
- 3:45Speaker 5: get lucky. Yes, they make their own luck.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Yes, they don't turn the football over, but even all
- 3:51Speaker 3: of that being said, even all of that, it does
- 3:57Speaker 3: not account for the frigging record.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Well, let me keep going.
- 4:00Speaker 3: I'm not mad about it. I'm just stupefied by it.
- 4:03Speaker 4: The longest completion through the air last night by Bo
- 4:07Speaker 4: Nix was 7.6 yards past the line of scrimmage. 7.6.
- 4:11Speaker 4: In the last 20 years of football through six games,
- 4:18Speaker 4: I want you guys to listen to this. In the
- 4:21Speaker 4: last 20 years through six games, 701 qualified quarterback seasons
- 4:27Speaker 4: have been played.
- 4:28Speaker 2: 701.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Bo Nix ranks 701st in average pass length. 4.9 air
- 4:38Speaker 4: yards per throw.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Do you know what he averaged?
- 4:44Speaker 3: It's impossible.
- 4:44Speaker 4: And for the record, the reason... why I continually discuss
- 4:49Speaker 4: these things is because, and I will make a comparison.
- 4:52Speaker 4: If the Avalanche went out every night and their record through,
- 4:56Speaker 4: I don't know, most 20 games was 15, four and one. Okay.
- 5:00Speaker 4: Pretty good record, right? But they won every game by
- 5:03Speaker 4: an average of eight to seven. I would come on
- 5:06Speaker 4: the show and I'd say, goaltending is a problem and
- 5:11Speaker 4: it's going to get you beat unless you get this
- 5:12Speaker 4: thing fixed. I do the same thing. And that's exactly
- 5:16Speaker 4: what we're discussing with this offense combined with this defense.
- 5:21Speaker 4: They're winning football games not against losers, not against the Titans,
- 5:26Speaker 4: against the defending Super Bowl champions.
- 5:29Speaker 2: They're beating the Rams. Against the LA Rams. They're beating
- 5:32Speaker 2: the Seahawks. They're beating the Jacksonville Jaguars. Those are all
- 5:36Speaker 2: three viable contenders.
- 5:39Speaker 3: And I want to say this very second at 9.06 a.m.
- 5:42Speaker 3: on this Friday, boy, if they played the Jags tomorrow,
- 5:45Speaker 3: they'd get slaughtered. Boy, if they played the Rams tomorrow,
- 5:47Speaker 3: they'd get smoked. I'm not so sure about that. But
- 5:50Speaker 3: they wouldn't know. Exactly. They wouldn't. It's crazy. Because you
- 5:56Speaker 3: think they should, and they should, but not this team.
- 5:59Speaker 3: This team is... One of the most unique teams I've
- 6:03Speaker 3: ever seen in my life.
- 6:04Speaker 4: But there's an amount of stress that you put on
- 6:08Speaker 4: the defense that they face 82 plays, 82 snaps that
- 6:14Speaker 4: defense was on the field yesterday. And the fact that
- 6:17Speaker 4: they not only didn't make a big mistake, they made game-changing,
- 6:23Speaker 4: game-saving plays repeatedly.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Repeatedly.
- 6:28Speaker 4: And here's my fear. If you're going to be on
- 6:31Speaker 4: the field for 80 plays, and you have one mistake,
- 6:39Speaker 4: the way that this team plays, that one mistake means ballgame.
- 6:42Speaker 4: That's it.
- 6:43Speaker 3: It's over.
- 6:44Speaker 4: Because you had two drives yesterday, and we all said this.
- 6:47Speaker 4: I had it written down in my notes while I
- 6:49Speaker 4: was watching the game. Back-to-back touchdown drives, one of them
- 6:53Speaker 4: was an eight-and-a-half-minute drive that you pushed into the end zone.
- 6:57Speaker 4: And I had written down, I can't wait to talk
- 7:00Speaker 4: about this offense tomorrow. I'm pumped. I've been begging to
- 7:04Speaker 4: see some good offense, and.
- 7:05Speaker 2: They got it.
- 7:06Speaker 3: That was in the second quarter, correct? I wrote it
- 7:08Speaker 3: down in my notes.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Bo was proving us all wrong after that second drive,
- 7:12Speaker 2: and I love it. I put it in big print.
- 7:14Speaker 2: I love it with an exclamation point. I love the
- 7:17Speaker 2: fact that he's proving everybody wrong, and then he sort
- 7:19Speaker 2: of receded to what he was in the second half.
- 7:22Speaker 4: The point was, Vic, in those two drives, back-to-back drives
- 7:25Speaker 4: for touchdowns, that puts you up 14-3. The Broncos in
- 7:28Speaker 4: those two drives put up 153 yards of offense. You
- 7:32Speaker 4: couldn't ask for anything better. 153 yards offense, two drives
- 7:35Speaker 4: in a row, let's go. Two touchdowns? How many yards
- 7:39Speaker 4: they put up outside those two drives? For the rest
- 7:41Speaker 4: of the game, including overtime?
- 7:43Speaker 3: I think it was 15.
- 7:44Speaker 2: 15 yards!
- 7:45Speaker 3: Yeah, 15 yards the rest of the entire contest.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Here's what really rankles me. And this is where I'm
- 7:49Speaker 2: going to lose a lot of you. Maybe I won't.
- 7:53Speaker 2: Maybe you're sophisticated football fans. Maybe you'll agree with a sophisticated...
- 7:57Speaker 2: understanding of how the game works. I'm reading all over
- 8:01Speaker 2: social media, hey, the gauntlet is over. Now you're just
- 8:05Speaker 2: going to cruise to the finish line. They play Arizona
- 8:09Speaker 2: next on the 25th. Then they play the Chiefs, then
- 8:12Speaker 2: the Panthers in Carolina, then the Raiders at the Steelers. Okay,
- 8:17Speaker 2: they got it. If you think that the next few
- 8:21Speaker 2: games or any– if you think this is going to
- 8:24Speaker 2: be easy– are you insane? I'm looking right at you.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Whoever you are, who thinks, huh?
- 8:34Speaker 2: Easy peasy from here. Are you insane? Is insanity in
- 8:41Speaker 2: your blood? Because when you have that offense and you
- 8:47Speaker 2: trotted out in the national football league against any opponent,
- 8:50Speaker 2: nothing's easy.
- 8:52Speaker 5: Ever, ever.
- 8:55Speaker 4: Um, The text says, Bo is playing literally like we've
- 9:01Speaker 4: always said he's playing like. Not true. Guys, this is
- 9:06Speaker 4: so much worse than even when the bad stuff was
- 9:08Speaker 4: happening in the past for Broncos games. You had moments
- 9:14Speaker 4: in which you believed that Bo Nix possessed the qualities
- 9:19Speaker 4: to run this offense for a long time. You had that.
- 9:24Speaker 4: I asked the question going into the game last night.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Give me the highlight reel plays that you remember Bo
- 9:30Speaker 4: Nix making this year. You got six games worth of evidence.
- 9:34Speaker 3: We're going back to the Jags game and some waddle throws.
- 9:38Speaker 4: Six games. And I say, give me five highlights. Think
- 9:41Speaker 4: about how long you would have to take to put
- 9:43Speaker 4: that list together. How long? And for Bo Nix right now,
- 9:52Speaker 4: the bigger issue... is that he just looks like he
- 9:57Speaker 4: looks almost broken. Like he's not letting up.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Play develop.
- 10:00Speaker 4: He doesn't want to take a hit. He's not pushing.
- 10:03Speaker 4: He's not even daring. Push the ball downfield. He did
- 10:05Speaker 4: it one time. Do you guys know the play last
- 10:07Speaker 4: night that he pushed the ball downfield on?
- 10:08Speaker 2: Are you talking about the one to a Cortland Sutton
- 10:11Speaker 2: over the middle crossing pattern? Are you talking about the
- 10:14Speaker 2: one where it drew a P.I.? No, the one that
- 10:16Speaker 2: drew the P.I.
- 10:17Speaker 4: He saw Cortland Sutton in a one-on-one situation heading towards
- 10:20Speaker 4: the end zone, and I was like, great throw.
- 10:23Speaker 2: By the way, to be fair.
- 10:24Speaker 4: He had another great throw to Marvin Mims.
- 10:26Speaker 2: Back shoulder that Marvin should have caught.
- 10:29Speaker 4: No, it was the one that was out in front. Yes,
- 10:31Speaker 4: that one was waddle. Marvin Mims, he had one that
- 10:34Speaker 4: was near the end zone that he kind of had
- 10:36Speaker 4: the DB dragging on him. It was a perfect throw.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Perfect deep throw. Wasn't completed. Wasn't a penalty called, but
- 10:41Speaker 4: it was a good throw. But it's like when you
- 10:44Speaker 4: see somebody, one of your receivers, one-on-one downfield, give him
- 10:48Speaker 4: a chance, man. Give him a chance. Good things happen.
- 10:52Speaker 2: By the way, I also– there were a couple plays
- 10:55Speaker 2: in that first half that I thought should have been PIs.
- 10:58Speaker 2: I thought it was pass interference. And the Broncos, I
- 11:02Speaker 2: don't know why they let– who was it?
- 11:04Speaker 4: Who was the– One was the defense and one was Waddle.
- 11:07Speaker 3: No, no.
- 11:08Speaker 2: The defense back, Witherspoon. Witherspoon was just wrestling people.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:12Speaker 2: And they let him get away with it. And I'm
- 11:14Speaker 2: thinking to myself, come on, man. That's a P.I.
- 11:17Speaker 3: Whatever.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Whatever.
- 11:20Speaker 2: The Broncos survived it. They're up at the half. They
- 11:24Speaker 2: won the game. They figured it out. But to assume
- 11:27Speaker 2: that you're going to go through the rest of the
- 11:28Speaker 2: schedule after that gauntlet, and it was a gauntlet. Mosher,
- 11:34Speaker 2: I'm going to use your expertise here because we do
- 11:35Speaker 2: this every year. When you break down the Broncos schedule
- 11:38Speaker 2: and you do game by game, I want you to react.
- 11:43Speaker 2: assuredly now, I'm going to give you the opponent and
- 11:46Speaker 2: you tell me win, dub, or I have no idea.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Okay, let me, let me, Vic, this is big time win.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Knowing what I know, this, knowing what you know, now
- 11:55Speaker 2: information changes things. Okay, you ready?
- 11:58Speaker 3: Yep.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Here we go. Next up, at the Cardinals.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Win.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Chiefs at home. Loss. At the Panthers.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Win.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Raiders at home.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Win.
- 12:09Speaker 2: At the Steelers.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Don't know.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Dolphins at home.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Win. At the Jets. Major dub.
- 12:16Speaker 2: At the Raiders.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Don't know.
- 12:20Speaker 2: Bills at home. Loss. At the Patriots. Loss. Chargers at home.
- 12:27Speaker 1: Win.
- 12:27Speaker 3: Okay.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I don't think you can.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Is that 12? How many is that? 12? Is that 12?
- 12:35Speaker 6: 13?
- 12:35Speaker 4: I don't think you. All of these are I don't knows.
- 12:40Speaker 2: I would answer I don't know everything. Maybe except the
- 12:43Speaker 2: Miami game.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Why?
- 12:45Speaker 2: I take that back because Miami is.
- 12:49Speaker 4: Guys, the Chargers are as bad as any team in
- 12:51Speaker 4: football right now. You needed a miracle to win that game.
- 12:53Speaker 2: And that was an I don't know.
- 12:56Speaker 4: You know, here's the other thing. You know what's crazy?
- 13:00Speaker 4: There was a guy in the draft four years ago.
- 13:03Speaker 4: Second pick at quarterback. That after his rookie year, everybody said, well,
- 13:08Speaker 4: that's the best quarterback in that draft. No question about it.
- 13:11Speaker 4: He might be one of the better quarterbacks in the league.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Year two wasn't great for him. And then year three
- 13:17Speaker 4: was even worse. And that's C.J. Stroud.
- 13:20Speaker 3: C.J.
- 13:21Speaker 4: Stroud in his third year had 19 touchdowns and eight picks.
- 13:26Speaker 4: He threw for 3,041 yards. And we all remember last year,
- 13:31Speaker 4: Houston's offense was terrible, was carried by a great defense, right?
- 13:34Speaker 5: Correct.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Correct.
- 13:35Speaker 4: And C.J. Stroud turned the ball over a bunch in
- 13:37Speaker 4: the postseason and all of that.
- 13:38Speaker 3: What's he doing now?
- 13:39Speaker 4: You know what Bo Nix is on pace for this year? 3,000
- 13:43Speaker 4: yards passing, about 18 touchdowns and nine picks.
- 13:48Speaker 2: And people are writing Stroud off.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Stroud's playing pretty good now, though.
- 13:54Speaker 4: It's the exact same stat line, and it feels a
- 13:56Speaker 4: lot like what C.J. Stroud was doing last year, which
- 13:59Speaker 4: is everybody looked at Stroud and said, that's terrible. That's
- 14:03Speaker 4: That is terrible quarterback play. That is not trustworthy, even
- 14:07Speaker 4: with their great defense. If you play quarterback like that,
- 14:10Speaker 4: that's going to get you beat when the games matter.
- 14:12Speaker 4: That's my concern.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Two media members who are very good friends with Sean Payton,
- 14:18Speaker 2: two of them. One is Peter Schrager, who took a
- 14:23Speaker 2: few shots at Bo Nix. The other one is Cowherd,
- 14:29Speaker 2: who's taken several.
- 14:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Do you think that they're doing that just to.
- 14:35Speaker 3: Be— They ain't doing it unless they know something. Well,
- 14:39Speaker 3: I mean— I'm telling you right now, that's in my
- 14:41Speaker 3: heart of hearts. They don't know anymore we know, but
- 14:43Speaker 3: they're being honest. I reckon they are.
- 14:45Speaker 4: They don't need Sean Payton to tell them.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't need his approval to say it, but
- 14:48Speaker 2: they're being honest.
- 14:49Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 14:49Speaker 4: They don't need Sean Payton to tell them, that looks bad.
- 14:53Speaker 3: Well, I agree with that, but they say some things,
- 14:55Speaker 3: especially Cowherd says things sometimes where I'm like, Feels like
- 15:00Speaker 3: a little inside dope, but maybe I'm wrong.
- 15:02Speaker 2: By the way, now that kissing is fair game, I'm
- 15:04Speaker 2: going to kiss Nikola Jokic next time I interview him.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 15:08Speaker 4: He planted one right there on the cheek of Carissa
- 15:10Speaker 4: Thompson before the game. Mwah. I'm going to start. Moj,
- 15:15Speaker 4: come over here.
- 15:16Speaker 3: Let me give you a kiss.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Just give him one.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Nope.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Come on.
- 15:19Speaker 4: Let me give you a kiss on the cheek. We're
- 15:21Speaker 4: media friends.
- 15:22Speaker 3: Come on. You want to give me a kiss?
- 15:26Speaker 1: Moj.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Moj. In the village.
- 15:28Speaker 3: In the village.
- 15:29Speaker 2: So, you know, in Italy, it's common. It's common practice
- 15:33Speaker 2: to kiss.
- 15:34Speaker 3: There's a lot of kissing.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Are you guys the one kiss or double kiss?
- 15:37Speaker 2: Double kiss. So the problem I have sometimes is I
- 15:41Speaker 2: forget which side to start with first.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:43Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally made
- 15:45Speaker 2: out with old ladies missing my mark.
- 15:48Speaker 3: Go to France, go to Italy. Do you do a
- 15:50Speaker 3: lot of kissing? Come in contact with a lot of beards.
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- 16:17Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 16:17Speaker 3: You okay?
- 16:18Speaker 4: That was very, very close.
- 16:24Speaker 3: Did you almost say it?
- 16:26Speaker 4: What's that?
- 16:27Speaker 2: You almost said it, didn't you?
- 16:30Speaker 4: No, I just... I don't know what's going on. Just
- 16:33Speaker 4: say it.
- 16:36Speaker 3: What can go wrong?
- 16:38Speaker 2: I'm broken.
- 16:39Speaker 4: I'm broken.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Dude, I'm getting serious when I tell you, Vic. The
- 16:42Speaker 3: Broncos sort of break me too, man. They sort of
- 16:45Speaker 3: break my brain.
- 16:47Speaker 2: You guys are acting like... I mean, if they're 2-4,
- 16:49Speaker 2: then all is lost. I think this is... As bad
- 16:54Speaker 2: as it looks right now, I think it's fixable because
- 16:58Speaker 2: we've seen the pulse. You know, it's like someone on
- 17:01Speaker 2: that table and, oh my God, there's a pulse. We
- 17:03Speaker 2: saw it for a quarter last night. We saw it.
- 17:07Speaker 2: It's in there.
- 17:08Speaker 3: It's in there.
- 17:09Speaker 2: It's in there. So let me read this text. This
- 17:13Speaker 2: is from texter 7952. And everything this person writes is correct. Quote,
- 17:20Speaker 2: think of Bo's last nine months. came within a game
- 17:23Speaker 2: of the Super Bowl, had ankle surgery, became a new dad,
- 17:27Speaker 2: and now he's playing for his next contract. A lot
- 17:30Speaker 2: of pressure for a 26-year-old, and it shows on tape.
- 17:33Speaker 2: He's hesitant, throwing late, worried about making mistakes. Peyton admits
- 17:37Speaker 2: he avoids plays he fears Bo will turn it over.
- 17:40Speaker 2: So you got a QB playing not to lose now.
- 17:42Speaker 2: How does someone literally throw their fears away in this
- 17:45Speaker 2: situation and go back to playing a game they loved
- 17:48Speaker 2: as a kid? That is... Most likely the best text
- 17:53Speaker 2: we've had today. Because you're exactly on. Everything you wrote
- 17:58Speaker 2: is exactly the points that we've been making. There are
- 18:01Speaker 2: a lot of pressures to that position. And he opened
- 18:04Speaker 2: up about those pressures in his way. He did in
- 18:08Speaker 2: his press conference this week. You could tell. He's been
- 18:10Speaker 2: feeling it. So to acknowledge that those exist is one thing.
- 18:17Speaker 2: But then to pretend that it hasn't affected his play
- 18:20Speaker 2: and that all is fine.
- 18:22Speaker 4: No.
- 18:23Speaker 2: I don't know how long that's going to persist. I
- 18:26Speaker 2: don't know how you fix what you just wrote. The
- 18:29Speaker 2: thing is, how do you fix what that person just wrote?
- 18:35Speaker 4: I don't know. I really don't.
- 18:38Speaker 3: Vic, I don't either. I don't either, but does there
- 18:44Speaker 3: have to be a psychologist involved in this? You tell me.
- 18:49Speaker 4: When you ask that question, We go back to last
- 18:53Speaker 4: year when Cam Johnson was going through this stuff with
- 18:55Speaker 4: the Nuggets last year. He was mentally just in a fog.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Like he just couldn't get out of it. And then
- 19:01Speaker 4: you ask the question, it's like, well, what do you
- 19:04Speaker 4: do to fix that? It's like, he's got to fix it.
- 19:07Speaker 4: That's not something somebody else can.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Do for you. I remember sitting in that Nuggets locker
- 19:11Speaker 2: room the night that Cam Johnson let it all out.
- 19:16Speaker 2: And I'm not joking. And I would say that if
- 19:19Speaker 2: he was on, he was about to cry.
- 19:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:22Speaker 2: I've been there. I was on a bench at Fox
- 19:25Speaker 2: Hollow crying because I couldn't get the golf ball off
- 19:27Speaker 2: the ground. I cried on a bench at a driving range.
- 19:32Speaker 3: I was done.
- 19:34Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. I was paralyzed.
- 19:37Speaker 4: It's not funny. No, it is funny that you were
- 19:44Speaker 4: on a bench at a driving range weeping into your hands.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Openly weeping.
- 19:48Speaker 2: People looking at me going, why is this guy crying?
- 19:50Speaker 3: I've seen you swing. I know you swing. So you
- 19:53Speaker 3: don't think it's funny when your golf game goes to crap,
- 19:56Speaker 3: but I miss a three-footer by leaving it a foot short,
- 19:59Speaker 3: and that's funny? That's hilarious.
- 20:01Speaker 4: You didn't weep.
- 20:02Speaker 3: I wept.
- 20:04Speaker 4: He broke his putter.
- 20:07Speaker 2: I saw that.
- 20:07Speaker 3: That was embarrassing. I shouldn't have done that.
- 20:11Speaker 4: See, but here's the thing. I say all this to
- 20:15Speaker 4: ask the question.
- 20:16Speaker 2: What?
- 20:16Speaker 4: And for those who are telling us, shut up, they won. Okay, fine.
- 20:20Speaker 4: Let me ask you this. Everything's the same. Except Harbaugh
- 20:26Speaker 4: doesn't go forward on fourth down. He punts the ball away.
- 20:30Speaker 4: Sam Donald doesn't throw a pick, and over time, they
- 20:33Speaker 4: go down and score, right?
- 20:34Speaker 3: See, here's the thing.
- 20:35Speaker 4: And I know that you're like, oh, well, they didn't. Okay,
- 20:37Speaker 4: but hang on. Just those two things didn't happen. Or
- 20:43Speaker 4: Stafford doesn't throw a pick six. Your record isn't four
- 20:46Speaker 4: and two, it's two and four. Do you think Bo
- 20:50Speaker 4: Nix gets benched this week?
- 20:52Speaker 3: I think there's discussions about it. Yeah. Although, listen, I
- 20:56Speaker 3: think the Cardinals are a get-right kind of team, so
- 20:59Speaker 3: maybe not, but at least there has to be a discussion. Absolutely.
- 21:03Speaker 4: There's at least a 30% chance, if their record's two
- 21:06Speaker 4: and four, that he gets benched this week.
- 21:08Speaker 3: I think that that's probably right around the number.
- 21:11Speaker 4: And that is why I'm telling you, this stuff matters.
- 21:16Speaker 4: I'll play this one more time, because we've got other
- 21:18Speaker 4: stuff we've got to do. This is Sean Payton after
- 21:20Speaker 4: the game. He said something that he said in the offseason,
- 21:23Speaker 4: that he said at the end of last year, that
- 21:25Speaker 4: he said multiple times.
- 21:26Speaker 2: Listen.
- 21:26Speaker 4: The record.
- 21:27Speaker 7: I mean, I say that, the record, because those wins
- 21:31Speaker 7: are hard to get. And so we just played a
- 21:35Speaker 7: real good team. I mean, I feel like we can
- 21:38Speaker 7: continue to improve. But being at 4-2 right at this point,
- 21:42Speaker 7: this little three-day stretch, and then get ready next week.
- 21:45Speaker 7: That'd be the honest. And again, I'm a little bit
- 21:49Speaker 7: of a realist to know that four and two could
- 21:51Speaker 7: easily be two and four.
- 21:54Speaker 4: That part right there, this offseason, they spent their first-round
- 21:59Speaker 4: pick on a wide receiver, admission that the offense isn't
- 22:01Speaker 4: good enough. They changed play colors in the offseason, admission
- 22:04Speaker 4: the offense wasn't good enough. They brought in a running back,
- 22:06Speaker 4: a fourth rounder. Admission the offense wasn't good enough. They
- 22:09Speaker 4: took play calling back four weeks later. Admission the offense
- 22:13Speaker 4: wasn't good enough. And then he says this last night.
- 22:15Speaker 4: I'm a realist. I know this record could be two
- 22:18Speaker 4: and four.
- 22:20Speaker 2: That's the head coach. I'm laughing because this defense has
- 22:24Speaker 2: shouldered the load and done everything. I'm laughing at that
- 22:27Speaker 2: scene at the end of the Chargers game where the
- 22:30Speaker 2: Chargers had one more go at it. There was seconds left.
- 22:33Speaker 2: They had to go to the end zone. Do you
- 22:35Speaker 2: remember Peyton sort of yelling at Vance Joseph?
- 22:38Speaker 3: You make sure your guys are there.
- 22:40Speaker 2: And Vance is like, yeah, dude.
- 22:43Speaker 3: I think we got it. Yeah. Yeah.
- 22:46Speaker 2: We're good. I think we're good.
- 22:47Speaker 3: We're pretty good. He was like this.
- 22:50Speaker 2: The Chiefs week was bad. That was our bad.
- 22:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:53Speaker 4: Ever since then, you shut your mouth when talking to me.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Okay.
- 22:56Speaker 4: You keep everything shut because this is all fine.
- 22:59Speaker 3: What I'm doing is fine.
- 23:02Speaker 2: We're carrying you right now.
- 23:04Speaker 4: I'm sorry I couldn't get you another interception. That's my bad,
- 23:07Speaker 4: I guess.
- 23:09Speaker 2: So, I'm not joking. I think last night, if you're
- 23:11Speaker 2: the Seattle Seahawks, someone said this. In overtime, on the
- 23:16Speaker 2: very first play, if they had just punted the ball.
- 23:20Speaker 2: On the first play, when they got it, they would
- 23:22Speaker 2: have had a better chance to win the game.
- 23:24Speaker 3: That is correct.
- 23:24Speaker 2: On first and ten.
- 23:26Speaker 3: See, here's Michael McDonald. That's not a laugh. You stop laughing.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Stop it. You do not laugh at that.
- 23:34Speaker 3: This is the sideline discussion. I'm telling you right now,
- 23:37Speaker 3: this is it.
- 23:38Speaker 6: Whew.
- 23:39Speaker 3: Holy crap. Thank God our defense bailed us out and
- 23:42Speaker 3: held those guys to three plays and two yards in
- 23:44Speaker 3: 28 seconds.
- 23:45Speaker 8: Whew.
- 23:45Speaker 3: All right, now listen. We went out and got a
- 23:48Speaker 3: field goal, okay? Whew. But that pick that you threw
- 23:51Speaker 3: when it was 14-11, Sammy. Don't do it again. Sammy, listen,
- 23:55Speaker 3: we both know that that is like, if there's one
- 23:57Speaker 3: thing on the planet you can't do, that's it, all right?
- 23:59Speaker 4: Everybody cool?
- 24:00Speaker 3: Yeah, Coach, got it.
- 24:00Speaker 2: I got it, Coach.
- 24:01Speaker 3: All right, now listen, let's get to overtime because, look,
- 24:03Speaker 3: this team can't move the ball to save their lives.
- 24:06Speaker 3: They suck, and we are sticking it to them. They
- 24:08Speaker 3: haven't moved the ball since the Eisenhower administration back in
- 24:10Speaker 3: the second quarter.
- 24:11Speaker 4: We got them right where we want them, Coach.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Yes, you do. All right, Sammy, now we're going to
- 24:15Speaker 3: get the ball first, okay?
- 24:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I want you to do. Just play conservative, man,
- 24:19Speaker 3: because even if we pin them deep in their own zone,
- 24:21Speaker 3: we're going to get great field position again.
- 24:22Speaker 4: You got it, coach. Okay, ready?
- 24:24Speaker 2: And whatever you do, don't throw blindly to the sideline.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Seahawks on three. One, two, three. Seahawks.
- 24:30Speaker 4: Ready? Hit.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Leroy Jenkins! And I'm McDonald going, Jesus Christ!
- 24:41Speaker 2: Could you imagine the conversation? Like, if the offense can't
- 24:44Speaker 2: move the ball, if the offense can't. The offense produces
- 24:46Speaker 2: 24 yards on seven possessions in the second half.
- 24:49Speaker 3: That's what it did. 24 yards.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Could you imagine if Peyton goes up to Vijay and says,
- 24:55Speaker 2: you give me.
- 24:56Speaker 3: The ball and you score the ball too.
- 25:01Speaker 4: Vance, it's not enough to give up nothing. No points,
- 25:07Speaker 4: no yards and get turnovers. You need to get in
- 25:10Speaker 4: the end zone too.
- 25:11Speaker 3: It's like coach. What's his face? Come on guys. Bobby
- 25:14Speaker 3: can't do everything. Listen, Bobby, we need to do everything.
- 25:18Speaker 4: Wait, you know what they should have done? Who had
- 25:23Speaker 4: the last pick of the game? Was that Jaquan, right?
- 25:25Speaker 3: Yeah, Jaquan McMillan.
- 25:27Speaker 4: Or how about Chris Abrams-Drain, who had the one with
- 25:29Speaker 4: a minute and a half left? They just should have
- 25:32Speaker 4: started pitching it. Just pitching it until either the Seahawks
- 25:36Speaker 4: get the ball back or you guys get in the
- 25:38Speaker 4: end zone, like one of the two.
- 25:39Speaker 2: You know what's sad is after the Abrams-Drain interception with
- 25:44Speaker 2: less than two minutes left in the game, a buck
- 25:45Speaker 2: and a half left, How many teams at that point
- 25:48Speaker 2: are like, all right, this game's over.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Let's get a first down. It's done.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Honest to God.
- 25:52Speaker 3: Just get a first down and it's over.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Honest to God. I was scared beyond. Even at that,
- 25:57Speaker 2: I was like, oh.
- 25:57Speaker 3: This game.
- 25:58Speaker 2: There's too much time. There's too much time.
- 26:01Speaker 4: Guys, they had the ball at the minute 30 left.
- 26:03Speaker 4: They didn't need a field goal. They didn't need a touchdown.
- 26:06Speaker 4: They needed 30 feet. If my math is correct, there's
- 26:11Speaker 4: three feet in the yard, right? 10 of those would
- 26:14Speaker 4: mean 30 feet. If they could move the ball 30 feet,
- 26:17Speaker 4: the game was over.
- 26:17Speaker 7: Correct.
- 26:18Speaker 4: And there was no shot. Like, no shot.
- 26:20Speaker 3: All right.
- 26:20Speaker 4: Hey, sorry, Mos.
- 26:21Speaker 2: We went a little over. It's all good.
- 26:22Speaker 4: Abbreviated version.
- 26:24Speaker 3: I'm not sure I even deserve to... to have any
- 26:28Speaker 3: time this week.
- 26:29Speaker 4: Well, let's see how Mosher did last week, our lay
- 26:32Speaker 4: it down recap. Go ahead.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Eli Drake, which I believe in you. Missouri's got the quarterback.
- 26:38Speaker 3: They've got a killer run defense. They're minus three and
- 26:40Speaker 3: a half against A & M, so Nelly, crank it up.
- 26:43Speaker 3: Lay it down. I still am not a believer in
- 26:48Speaker 3: the Oregon Ducks. And UCLA is getting 11 and a
- 26:51Speaker 3: half on the road in Eugene this weekend. And UCLA
- 26:54Speaker 3: is playing good football, dudes.
- 26:55Speaker 2: They're back.
- 26:56Speaker 3: But I think they're going to keep it closer than
- 26:57Speaker 3: 11 and a half because they're playing good ball and
- 26:59Speaker 3: they feel confident. So take UCLA. Take the 11 and
- 27:02Speaker 3: a half points and lay it down all day. If
- 27:09Speaker 3: there's one thing in the world I know in my
- 27:13Speaker 3: heart of hearts and without a doubt is the Detroit
- 27:15Speaker 3: Lions defense sucks. Motor City kitties on the road.
- 27:20Speaker 5: Tied to cardinals and cats like to catch birds and
- 27:23Speaker 5: eat them.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Give me the Lions minus five and a half. Joe
- 27:30Speaker 3: Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals are on the road at
- 27:33Speaker 3: Miami this weekend. Miami's junk. Take the Bengals all day
- 27:37Speaker 3: laying six and a half on the road at the Finns.
- 27:39Speaker 3: I like the Bengals. I'm going to lay it down.
- 27:42Speaker 5: Second down.
- 27:43Speaker 2: Burrow.
- 27:45Speaker 3: Again. What's a bunch?
- 27:48Speaker 1: Oh!
- 27:49Speaker 7: No!
- 27:50Speaker 2: Chase, you're kidding!
- 27:53Speaker 3: Good golly! A 45-yard touchdown grab to our Chase!
- 28:00Speaker 4: A 4-0 weekend for the Moj, which means one thing, Nelly.
- 28:04Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Steven, give it to him. Let's rock.
- 28:11Speaker 3: I AM ZEPANI!
- 28:25Speaker 2: I almost broke my tooth trying to lick my tongue.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Or trying to lick my fingers. Okay, here we go.
- 28:34Speaker 3: I have got to go back to two wells this week.
- 28:38Speaker 3: Missouri's getting six on the road at Ole Miss. Eli
- 28:41Speaker 3: Drinkwitz is the man.
- 28:42Speaker 5: I've seen the light. Praise baby Jesus. Eli Drinkwitz is
- 28:47Speaker 5: a hell of a football coach. And they blew out
- 28:51Speaker 5: A & M last.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Week, which was great, but we were talking earlier this
- 28:54Speaker 3: week about one Austin Simmons. And you realize he was
- 28:57Speaker 3: a backup at Ole Miss, right? Yep. Went to Missouri,
- 29:01Speaker 3: and he's just kicking butt. He's 11th in the country in.
- 29:05Speaker 3: In FBS passing, he's got 14 touches, one pick on
- 29:09Speaker 3: the season. He throws the ball to Caden Lee all
- 29:11Speaker 3: the time, who's a great receiver. They're also averaging 182
- 29:16Speaker 3: yards per game on the ground and 36 points per
- 29:19Speaker 3: game this year.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Somebody needs to cue up that video. Cue up that
- 29:23Speaker 2: video of all four of us licking our fingers, please.
- 29:26Speaker 3: Okay. Find it. And you're getting six on the road?
- 29:29Speaker 3: They may go down to Oxford and win that moth
- 29:32Speaker 3: straight up. Give me Missouri. Give me the six. I'm
- 29:35Speaker 3: going to put them right in my pocket. Then I'm
- 29:37Speaker 3: going to land down. I don't speak English. Aya Mialaba
- 29:45Speaker 3: is out for the UCLA Bruins.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Iyamaliaba.
- 29:48Speaker 3: Iyamaliaba, what'd I say? Would you call him? Ayalalimaba? Damn it. Iyamaliaba. Miko.
- 29:56Speaker 3: I am Molly.
- 29:57Speaker 4: I am Molly Ava.
- 29:58Speaker 3: I am Molly Ava.
- 29:59Speaker 2: I am Molly Ava.
- 30:01Speaker 3: But these UCLA Bruins, Vic, they're built different. They're averaging
- 30:05Speaker 3: 460 yards per game offensively. And they're playing host to
- 30:11Speaker 3: Wisconsin this week. Wayne Knight is awesome on the ground.
- 30:14Speaker 3: He already has 10 rushing touchdowns this season, over almost
- 30:17Speaker 3: 550 yards. Anthony Woods carries the ball incredibly effectively, and
- 30:22Speaker 3: that's going to hold up because Wisconsin's red zone defense
- 30:26Speaker 3: is terrible. They're currently ranked 116th in FBS in red
- 30:31Speaker 3: zone D. Opponents are scoring 93% of the time. Give
- 30:35Speaker 3: me the Bruins at the Rose Bowl in beautiful Pasadena, California,
- 30:39Speaker 3: where I had to leave Vic's brother's house and go
- 30:41Speaker 3: get my own motel room because I couldn't sleep without
- 30:44Speaker 3: testing his stinky feet.
- 30:46Speaker 2: I do remember that. If somebody doesn't give me the
- 30:58Speaker 2: video of the four of us licking our fingers, I'm
- 31:01Speaker 2: going to revolt. I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
- 31:04Speaker 4: Texture also said, don't overlook the fact that Vic said
- 31:06Speaker 4: he tried to lick his tongue.
- 31:07Speaker 6: I didn't say that.
- 31:10Speaker 4: I didn't say that.
- 31:12Speaker 3: Okay, two pro games, too. Baltimore, Tyler Huntley has made
- 31:16Speaker 3: me a believer in backup quarterbacks, and that's not even
- 31:18Speaker 3: to say that Lamar Jackson won't play this weekend because
- 31:21Speaker 3: he very well could play on Sunday. But Tyler Huntley
- 31:24Speaker 3: was great last week filling in. The Baltimore Ravens are
- 31:28Speaker 3: laying four and a half on the road at Cleveland.
- 31:31Speaker 3: But look, man, they've won three straight against the Cleveland Browns.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Derrick Henry's second in the league with seven rushing touchdowns
- 31:37Speaker 3: so far. These guys are playing good. And by the way,
- 31:40Speaker 3: if he does score a touch, he'll join the great
- 31:42Speaker 3: Marcus Allen and the great Marshall Falk as the only
- 31:45Speaker 3: running backs in the history of the NFL with 40
- 31:48Speaker 3: rushing touchdowns for two separate teams.
- 31:51Speaker 4: Jeez.
- 31:52Speaker 3: Give me Baltimore minus four and a half on the
- 31:54Speaker 3: road at the Browns who they've gone back to being
- 31:58Speaker 3: the Browns, have they not? I feel so good. Me too, buddy.
- 32:05Speaker 3: And finally, I really wanted to take Utah against the Buffs.
- 32:10Speaker 3: I think it's going to be a blowout. And so
- 32:12Speaker 3: Colorado shows me they can stay in any football game.
- 32:16Speaker 3: But I don't want to pick against our guys. So
- 32:20Speaker 3: Mary had a little.
- 32:23Speaker 6: Clam.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Dick. I can't think of the word. Did your controller break?
- 32:32Speaker 3: Yeah, your controller just busted, man. It ran out of batteries.
- 32:35Speaker 3: The Rams, by the way, they are the biggest favorite
- 32:38Speaker 3: in the NFL this week. The Rams are 12 and
- 32:41Speaker 3: a half point favorites at home against the Cardinals. Now,
- 32:44Speaker 3: they lost to the Bills when they put up 34
- 32:46Speaker 3: points in that game. But the Rams are just awesome.
- 32:51Speaker 3: They're going to roll the Cardinals this week. I mean,
- 32:54Speaker 3: Arizona gave up 45 to the Lions last week, and
- 32:57Speaker 3: they're an unbelievable offense. The Rams are the same thing.
- 33:00Speaker 3: Nakua's going to get fat. The Rams have won five
- 33:02Speaker 3: straight at home against Arizona and nine of ten in L.A.
- 33:07Speaker 3: with Sean McVay as their head coach against Arizona. Arizona,
- 33:11Speaker 3: in their last four straight losses, they're giving up 37
- 33:13Speaker 3: points a game. I mean, if the Rams hold Arizona
- 33:17Speaker 3: to 20 points, this will be an easy cover. Trust me.
- 33:23Speaker 3: So Mary had a little....
- 33:26Speaker 2: Clamp?
- 33:26Speaker 3: Minus 12 and a half at home.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Lay it down! All right, you.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Got a Brett coin?
- 33:35Speaker 4: I'm good on it. No Brett coin this week.
- 33:38Speaker 3: No Brett coin this week, okay.
- 33:39Speaker 4: I've been 0 for 2 in my last two Brett coins.
- 33:41Speaker 4: I need a week to review the tape.
- 33:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 33:43Speaker 4: And then we'll get back at it next week.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Sounds good.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Congrats to Moshe on his 4-0 week last week.
- 33:48Speaker 2: Very nice.
- 33:49Speaker 3: You know what?
- 33:49Speaker 2: When your back is against the wall and you have
- 33:52Speaker 2: the crap music, you play better.
- 33:55Speaker 3: You really do.
- 33:56Speaker 4: There's everybody licking their fingers.
- 33:59Speaker 3: That's so gross. That's just gross.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Dude, my fingers taste like crap.
- 34:04Speaker 3: I tried to lick my tongue and I chipped a tooth.
- 34:07Speaker 2: I have a horrible taste in my mouth.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I tried to lick my tongue.
- 34:10Speaker 5: Anyway.
- 34:13Speaker 4: Got Drunk Takes coming up in a couple minutes.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Stick around.
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- 34:25Speaker 4: live at Schoolhouse in Old Town, Arvada. I love old
- 34:29Speaker 4: with an E at the end of it. It makes
- 34:31Speaker 4: it folksy. I like it. But they're there today from
- 34:34Speaker 4: 3 to 6.
- 34:36Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about.
- 34:36Speaker 3: You like the ye olde. Ye olde, yeah.
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- 34:51Speaker 4: at 3 at Schoolhouse.
- 34:52Speaker 3: There is a bar, McSorley's, in Manhattan. Vic, well, you
- 34:56Speaker 3: lived in New York. You ever go down to McSorley's?
- 35:00Speaker 2: I went down to a lot of places. I don't
- 35:02Speaker 2: remember McSorley's.
- 35:05Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the Old Yale House, or Old Ale House,
- 35:08Speaker 3: excuse me, McSorley's Old Ale House. It's the oldest bar,
- 35:12Speaker 3: I think, in New York City, if I'm not mistaken.
- 35:14Speaker 2: I went to McDonald's. Close.
- 35:17Speaker 3: The fact of the matter is, though, is that Abraham
- 35:19Speaker 3: Lincoln drank there. And what they did, they made him
- 35:22Speaker 3: clean it.
- 35:23Speaker 4: Honest Abe?
- 35:24Speaker 3: All they serve is beer, okay? And the World War
- 35:29Speaker 3: I soldiers used to have a wishbone, and they would
- 35:33Speaker 3: stick it up on this lining on the chandeliers all
- 35:36Speaker 3: the way across, uh, you know, above the bar and
- 35:39Speaker 3: they would come home and they'd get their wishbone off
- 35:42Speaker 3: and they'd break it. Right.
- 35:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:45Speaker 3: Well, a lot of wishbones were there for a long time.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Guys never made it back. They collect, they never clean.
- 35:51Speaker 4: That's a fun story.
- 35:52Speaker 3: They never cleaned them for like a hundred years. And
- 35:53Speaker 3: then finally about eight years ago, they made the city
- 35:57Speaker 3: made them clean them.
- 35:57Speaker 2: There you go.
- 35:59Speaker 4: That was, I was really interested in your story until
- 36:01Speaker 4: you just bummed me out. So that's great. Um, Yeah,
- 36:04Speaker 4: to go back to it, I like old with an
- 36:06Speaker 4: E at the end is how that came about. And
- 36:08Speaker 4: I like an ice cream shop that's a S-H-O-P-P-E. I
- 36:13Speaker 4: like those.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Those ice cream shops.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Are the best. Go back east, man. Go to New England.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Go to New York. You'll find an old ale house,
- 36:19Speaker 3: an old tavern.
- 36:20Speaker 4: You know what else I like? Do whatever it takes
- 36:23Speaker 4: to win.
- 36:24Speaker 3: It's the Johnson Auto Plaza keys to the game.
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- 36:37Speaker 3: Here's Mosher, Lombardi, and Kane.
- 36:41Speaker 8: Another read. Hang on.
- 36:42Speaker 5: Just give me a second.
- 36:44Speaker 4: Keys to the game as we have the Penguins at
- 36:48Speaker 4: Avs tonight, 7 o'clock right here on 92.5.
- 36:50Speaker 3: Avs are averaging a goal per game more than the
- 36:54Speaker 3: Pittsburgh Penguins. And they each give up three per contest,
- 36:58Speaker 3: so that's kind of a given. But I don't know
- 37:00Speaker 3: who's going to be between the pipes. I'm assuming it's
- 37:02Speaker 3: going to be Artur Shilovs for the Pittsburgh Penguins. He's
- 37:06Speaker 3: their one. He's 3-1-0 this year at 2.72 GAA. But
- 37:09Speaker 3: here's the stat. His save percentage, Brett, is only 885.
- 37:13Speaker 3: What does that tell you?
- 37:15Speaker 4: It's gettable.
- 37:16Speaker 3: Gettable. And it says that, you know what? He's not
- 37:19Speaker 3: facing enough volume, in my opinion. Trying to lock it down.
- 37:23Speaker 3: You put volume on Artur's she loves tonight, and you
- 37:28Speaker 3: will win the battle of Coal Harbor, Nova Scotia. That's
- 37:32Speaker 3: your key. Volume, and it will go in.
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- 37:43Speaker 3: I need 35 per. I need 35 at least tonight.
- 37:47Speaker 4: All right, hang on. I got to say this one.
- 37:49Speaker 4: Kevin Shockey, our boss, if you're listening right now, you
- 37:52Speaker 4: make me do one more read today. This has been
- 37:54Speaker 4: just an obstacle course. Moe, you're doing half these reads
- 37:57Speaker 4: next time.
- 37:57Speaker 3: I don't speak English!
- 38:00Speaker 4: I mess up one read, you guys make fun of me.
- 38:02Speaker 4: All I've been doing is reads today.
- 38:04Speaker 3: I don't feel bad for you.
- 38:05Speaker 2: Hey, now you know what it's like to do pre-
- 38:07Speaker 2: and post-game Nuggets games. It's read after read after read.
- 38:11Speaker 3: Colorado Avalanche Hockey on Altitude is brought to you by...
- 38:14Speaker 3: Why'd you stow it, you big baby?
- 38:17Speaker 4: It's reading. I'm just reading all the time. I don't
- 38:20Speaker 4: like to read.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Time now for the Navy Federal Credit Union moving forward.
- 38:25Speaker 2: Every thought's a read. Time now for this thought brought
- 38:28Speaker 2: to you by....
- 38:31Speaker 4: Be funny i can't read no no my thoughts on
- 38:34Speaker 4: the game last night it's time for the toyota team
- 38:36Speaker 4: of the game brought to you by toyota go ahead
- 38:40Speaker 4: my thought on the game it's brought to you what
- 38:43Speaker 4: do i want by jeep wrangler that's what i want
- 38:47Speaker 4: you do oh there's no i i want a wrangler
- 38:50Speaker 4: so bad i would take a wrangler over a ferrari.
- 38:53Speaker 3: I used to have one dude.
- 38:55Speaker 4: Used to have one give it to me motor blowed
- 38:57Speaker 4: up um So, again, we'll get to drunk takes here
- 39:01Speaker 4: in a couple minutes.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Brought to you by? Brought to you by Brett in
- 39:05Speaker 2: about one hour.
- 39:06Speaker 4: Exactly right. God, need it after last night. And, again,
- 39:11Speaker 4: I'm going to apologize just to everybody for this reason.
- 39:15Speaker 4: I really don't know what I'm doing.
- 39:18Speaker 2: That's very apparent.
- 39:19Speaker 4: We have a job on this show, and our job
- 39:22Speaker 4: is to discuss what's in our heads, what our opinions
- 39:24Speaker 4: are of what we just witnessed in sports, what we
- 39:26Speaker 4: think we're going to witness in sports. And I got
- 39:28Speaker 4: to be honest with you, I don't know what to
- 39:29Speaker 4: do with your football team. I really don't. It's the
- 39:35Speaker 4: greatest defense in the NFL, okay? I'm saying this full
- 39:38Speaker 4: stop on 10 toes. I don't care what the numbers
- 39:41Speaker 4: say about, yes, Minnesota's defense is very, very good. To
- 39:45Speaker 4: deal with some of the stuff that they have to
- 39:49Speaker 4: because of their offensive ineptitude and to still come out
- 39:52Speaker 4: with victories against these caliber of opponents, it's the best
- 39:57Speaker 4: defense in the NFL. Vance Joseph is the best defensive
- 39:59Speaker 4: mind in the NFL. And I will stack them and
- 40:03Speaker 4: Minnesota side by side and say, you know what? If
- 40:05Speaker 4: you want to say Minnesota's better, you won't get much
- 40:07Speaker 4: of an argument from me. You want to say Brian
- 40:09Speaker 4: Flores is better than Vance Joseph? Not an argument. That's
- 40:11Speaker 4: the only two. The only two I'll accept. Because this,
- 40:14Speaker 4: as much as we've talked about the offense and Bo
- 40:16Speaker 4: Nix and not moving the football and 2.9 yards per
- 40:19Speaker 4: play yesterday, this defense is remarkably good.
- 40:24Speaker 3: Spectacular.
- 40:25Speaker 4: With two of their best players completely gone from the
- 40:28Speaker 4: lineup last night. Still that good. Jaday Barron, who's barely
- 40:32Speaker 4: played in two years, steps in and looks like a
- 40:36Speaker 4: number one caliber corner when he steps in and plays
- 40:38Speaker 4: last night.
- 40:39Speaker 2: No matter who they put in at pass rusher, Q
- 40:41Speaker 2: Robinson was phenomenal last night. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Now, Jonah Ellis
- 40:46Speaker 2: got hurt. He left the game. Malcolm Roach was in
- 40:49Speaker 2: the blue tent last night. I'm not sure what his
- 40:51Speaker 2: status is. These injuries are starting to pile up a bit. Yeah.
- 40:57Speaker 3: Yep.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Nick Benito played great last night.
- 41:00Speaker 8: Great.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Pair of sacks, the forced fumble.
- 41:03Speaker 3: The back-to-back sacks early in that game, man, I'm like, yeah,
- 41:08Speaker 3: now that's getting it right there.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Is there anything better, anything, than Zach Allen blowing up
- 41:15Speaker 4: a pocket from the middle of that defensive line?
- 41:17Speaker 2: Changes everything.
- 41:18Speaker 4: And forcing them to go nowhere.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Changes everything. You realize he's doing his thing? You realize
- 41:22Speaker 3: that Malcolm Roach had four quarterback hits last night?
- 41:25Speaker 4: Roach isn't... He is so underrated, man.
- 41:27Speaker 3: He is, dude.
- 41:28Speaker 4: Because I thought he was just big fat guy, run stuffer.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Well, he is, but he's also really good.
- 41:34Speaker 4: But I thought that's all he was. Turns out that
- 41:36Speaker 4: guy gets after the quarterback, too.
- 41:38Speaker 2: Did you see the hit that Singleton put on Darnold
- 41:40Speaker 2: late in the game?
- 41:41Speaker 7: Yep.
- 41:42Speaker 4: Dude, Darnold has to be in so much pain this morning.
- 41:46Speaker 3: Seeing ghosts.
- 41:47Speaker 5: He.
- 41:47Speaker 4: Again, guys, if you guys missed.
- 41:48Speaker 3: It, 17.
- 41:52Speaker 4: Quarterback hits last night on Sam Darnold. The first thing
- 41:55Speaker 4: that McDonald said when he went to the postgame presser was,
- 41:58Speaker 4: our quarterback's getting hit too much. It's like, yeah, no kidding.
- 42:01Speaker 4: So a whole bunch more reaction for the rest of
- 42:03Speaker 4: the day today with all the different shows that you
- 42:06Speaker 4: have right here on Altitude Sports Radio 92.5. But our
- 42:09Speaker 4: favorite part of the week, please, Nelly.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Marsha Lombardi and Kane present... Trunk Takes. For the record,
- 42:18Speaker 2: I think this sort of dehumanizes us. And it really
- 42:24Speaker 2: cracks at our credibility as a show. Trunk Takes.
- 42:31Speaker 4: Drunk takes are clips from throughout the week. We slow
- 42:33Speaker 4: them down to half speed. It makes it sound like
- 42:34Speaker 4: we're hammered.
- 42:35Speaker 2: Nelly?
- 42:36Speaker 6: Hey, Coach, just to follow up on that a little bit,
- 42:39Speaker 6: you referenced the TV show The Bear. Pretty cool reference.
- 42:45Speaker 6: And in that, Mikey tells his younger brother.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Thank you. Hey, Bear is pretty cool.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Pretty rad reference, bro.
- 42:57Speaker 4: Pretty sweet.
- 42:58Speaker 3: What's up, bro?
- 43:00Speaker 4: Don't bitchin'. What's next?
- 43:02Speaker 8: Listen, it's raining outside, and the guys are mad that
- 43:08Speaker 8: I'm clearing my throat. Rocky Mountain Men's Clinic, they're not
- 43:15Speaker 8: going to help.
- 43:16Speaker 3: You with that, okay? But if you have low T,
- 43:21Speaker 3: low testosterone, they can help you with that. Would you
- 43:25Speaker 3: just shut up?
- 43:28Speaker 4: Steve, Steve. They're so unprofessional. Power through.
- 43:36Speaker 2: I would not pay you for those endorsements. You should
- 43:38Speaker 2: not get paid this month. If you can't professionally get
- 43:41Speaker 2: through a commercial without losing it, you should not get paid.
- 43:44Speaker 4: You sound like a guy with low T bailing out
- 43:47Speaker 4: that commercial.
- 43:47Speaker 2: You need some help.
- 43:50Speaker 4: What's next? Moshe, how many times does a coach leave
- 43:53Speaker 4: for another job in the middle of a season?
- 43:57Speaker 2: This seems odd. It is.
- 44:02Speaker 8: I mean, listen, Dave Haxtell's been a head coach in
- 44:08Speaker 8: the NHL twice. I don't, I mean, look, he gets
- 44:15Speaker 8: a chance to, if he does take, I don't know
- 44:19Speaker 8: what's going on.
- 44:22Speaker 4: Let's give it up for award-winning analysis.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 44:27Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 44:28Speaker 3: I will take it all day. That was the biggest
- 44:30Speaker 3: pretzel sentence I've heard in quite some time. Just the
- 44:33Speaker 3: second half of that again. Second half, please. I don't...
- 44:38Speaker 3: I mean, look... He gets a chance to, if he
- 44:43Speaker 3: does take, I don't know what's going on.
- 44:45Speaker 2: All you needed there to make that complete was a
- 44:47Speaker 2: relative two. That would have made it awesome.
- 44:50Speaker 4: What's next? And you were on the brink of losing
- 44:56Speaker 4: that football game.
- 44:58Speaker 8: I said, hey, they just signed Marquez Valdez Scantling. What's next?
- 45:10Speaker 5: I stumble onto the beavers and I don't know how
- 45:14Speaker 5: I do it.
- 45:21Speaker 2: Nobody knows. That's an aggressive laugh. I'm going to penalize
- 45:25Speaker 2: myself for that laugh.
- 45:27Speaker 3: That's a bad laugh.
- 45:28Speaker 2: That's a bad laugh. That's a bad laugh. That's an
- 45:30Speaker 2: ultra aggressive laugh.
- 45:32Speaker 3: Way too early in the morning to laugh like that.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 45:36Speaker 4: All right, let's next.
- 45:37Speaker 8: Curtis says, I'm in the car with my wife and
- 45:40Speaker 8: she just said, these guys are getting.
- 45:43Speaker 3: Paid to do this? Shout out Curtis's wife. Yeah, Curtis's
- 45:48Speaker 3: wife we are.
- 45:51Speaker 5: I'm sure you don't screw up at your job at all.
- 45:54Speaker 5: They're Curtis's wife. Curtis's wife, you tell me where you work.
- 46:02Speaker 5: I'm coming to your job. I'm going to watch you
- 46:06Speaker 5: screw up. And I'm like, well, you get paid to
- 46:09Speaker 5: do this?
- 46:13Speaker 4: She's stumbling into some beavers. Anyway, iTunes, Spotify, Mojo and
- 46:18Speaker 4: Bardi and Kane, thank you so much for listening this morning.
- 46:21Speaker 4: Have a nice, stress-free weekend.
- 46:23Speaker 3: We have a stupid job.
- 46:24Speaker 2: It's really dumb. All right. Keep it tuned right here.
- 46:28Speaker 4: More reaction to the game from yesterday. We'll talk to
- 46:30Speaker 4: you guys on Monday.
- 46:30Speaker 2: Love you.
- 46:31Speaker 3: See you.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Both stupid.
- 46:33Speaker 5: I didn't ask if it was done about a bus.
- 46:37Speaker 3: I said.