Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Selena Gomez, Jessica Simpson with Justin Martindale
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- 0:31Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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- 0:42Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
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- 0:50Speaker 3: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in,
- 0:54Speaker 3: listen up.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
- 1:03Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
- 1:05Speaker 4: I have the comedic legend, tall delight, fabulous hair. We
- 1:09Speaker 4: are back from Texas. Welcome back, Justin Martindale. Thank you
- 1:13Speaker 4: for coming in.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:15Speaker 2: After a whirlwind.
- 1:16Speaker 3: A whirlwind of Texas. Fun.
- 1:20Speaker 4: We went to Houston and then we did two shows
- 1:23Speaker 4: in Dallas. All were sold out and they were so fun.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Here we are. If you guys are watching this on
- 1:27Speaker 2: the YouTube. Subscribe.
- 1:29Speaker 4: I'm just a few thousand away from 100,000.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Get it, girl.
- 1:32Speaker 4: When I get 100,000, there's going to be big things
- 1:34Speaker 4: that are going to happen to me.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Only fans?
- 1:36Speaker 2: Yes. You don't know. Anyway, we had so fun, but
- 1:42Speaker 2: let's go through the weekend.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:43Speaker 4: First, the exciting part is when I was walking onto
- 1:46Speaker 4: the plane with you guys on our way to Houston,
- 1:48Speaker 4: we saw this cute Juicy Scooper who was.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Listening to Juicy Scoop. I mean, here she was listening
- 1:54Speaker 2: as I walked in.
- 1:55Speaker 3: I mean, made the day. That was inception right there.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Delight, delight. And then we did the show in Houston,
- 2:02Speaker 2: which was fun.
- 2:05Speaker 4: And then when we got to Dallas, I ended up
- 2:08Speaker 4: making a TikTok that has since gone viral.
- 2:10Speaker 3: It has.
- 2:11Speaker 2: It's about at a million now.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 2:13Speaker 4: And because it was an important message. So I'm going
- 2:16Speaker 4: to tell you the story, which you already know, but
- 2:17Speaker 4: for the people. So we get into Dallas, California. in
- 2:21Speaker 4: the afternoon, like around 12, 30 or something. And we
- 2:24Speaker 4: were staying at a Westin, but now it's also a
- 2:28Speaker 4: Marriott Boivoy.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Bonvoy.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Bonvoy, yeah.
- 2:31Speaker 3: Boivoy.
- 2:31Speaker 2: But we walked in and I immediately said, oh, this
- 2:33Speaker 2: is nice.
- 2:34Speaker 4: I'm glad it's so close to the airport because, you know,
- 2:37Speaker 4: make leaving tomorrow easy.
- 2:40Speaker 2: We check into our room.
- 2:41Speaker 4: So we have three rooms and Annie and I are
- 2:43Speaker 4: on the sixth floor and you're on the fifth.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Okay.
- 2:45Speaker 4: And then we all meet down. Now that's important to
- 2:47Speaker 4: the story. So we all go downstairs and we have
- 2:49Speaker 4: lunch there. And then we go up and you get
- 2:51Speaker 4: off at 5 and Annie and I get off at
- 2:53Speaker 4: 6 and we go into my room, which was 624.
- 2:57Speaker 4: And I can say that now because I'm home in
- 2:58Speaker 4: Woodland Hills.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Your room number? This is where I'm staying.
- 3:04Speaker 4: So Annie and I are just going through some stuff
- 3:06Speaker 4: about the show and then she leaves and I'm on
- 3:08Speaker 4: the bed working on the show. So normally every time
- 3:13Speaker 4: I check into a hotel and every time I walk
- 3:15Speaker 4: into my room, I always– do the bolt, the bolt
- 3:20Speaker 4: and the thing on the top always. But because it
- 3:23Speaker 4: was the afternoon and she had just walked out, I
- 3:25Speaker 4: just remained sitting on the bed. I don't know how
- 3:27Speaker 4: many minutes after, but within five minutes or maybe 10 latest,
- 3:32Speaker 4: it could have been two. I really don't know, but
- 3:34Speaker 4: the door knocks and it was kind of an aggressive
- 3:37Speaker 4: knock and it didn't sound like Annie, like she'd forgotten something.
- 3:41Speaker 4: So I'm like, yes, who is it? And this guy's like, Yes,
- 3:45Speaker 4: I need to come in. They called me or something
- 3:47Speaker 4: like that. And I immediately realized I did not double
- 3:50Speaker 4: dock it at that point. So I lock it, do
- 3:52Speaker 4: the top lock. And I'm like, no, didn't call for anything. No,
- 3:55Speaker 4: maintenance needs me to come in there.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I'm like, no.
- 3:58Speaker 4: And then he's like housekeeping. Like, like I, it was
- 4:01Speaker 4: so made me so nervous. And I said, um, no,
- 4:06Speaker 4: I didn't, I don't need anything. I didn't call for anything.
- 4:08Speaker 4: I don't need any house. I don't need any supplies.
- 4:12Speaker 2: No, I don't need anything.
- 4:14Speaker 4: And so I was like so scared that I wasn't
- 4:16Speaker 4: even looking through the people. I was like standing back
- 4:18Speaker 4: talking to this guy. And then I look in the
- 4:21Speaker 4: people and I see him walking away. And he definitely
- 4:24Speaker 4: said maintenance. And then he said housekeeping. And he was,
- 4:27Speaker 4: I don't think he was either because he wasn't, I
- 4:30Speaker 4: saw the housekeeping people and they were wearing like more
- 4:33Speaker 4: of like a uniform. This guy just had like a
- 4:36Speaker 4: shirt that was out and black or dark pants leaving
- 4:39Speaker 4: and And there was no kind of.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Cart.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Cart or shampoos or anything.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Shampoos.
- 4:45Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like the cart with the
- 4:47Speaker 2: little shampoos.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Like, do you need more supplies?
- 4:50Speaker 3: The big housekeeping cart.
- 4:51Speaker 4: So then I go and I call downstairs and I say,
- 4:55Speaker 4: what happened? And explained it. And I said, you know,
- 4:59Speaker 4: this is the floor I'm on. This is my room.
- 5:01Speaker 4: So please see if someone was in fact called and
- 5:04Speaker 4: if they made a mistake and let me know.
- 5:07Speaker 5: Because.
- 5:09Speaker 4: you know, maybe I'm being whatever, maybe I'm being a whatever.
- 5:13Speaker 4: And then after like, so I call, then I call
- 5:15Speaker 4: Annie and I tell her the story and I'm like,
- 5:17Speaker 4: make sure you double lock your door and everything.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Now at this hotel, you did not need your key
- 5:22Speaker 2: to go upstairs.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Right.
- 5:23Speaker 3: You don't need the elevator.
- 5:24Speaker 4: Walk in and press the button and get right up,
- 5:26Speaker 4: which I know a lot of, a lot of hotels
- 5:28Speaker 4: have made it that way.
- 5:29Speaker 3: This is not.
- 5:31Speaker 4: So then I'm like, you know, the only reason I
- 5:33Speaker 4: knew to like call downstairs and be aware that this
- 5:35Speaker 4: was weird was is because I watched a lot of
- 5:38Speaker 4: TikToks on it and a lot.
- 5:40Speaker 3: Of true crime.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of things like this.
- 5:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:43Speaker 4: So I did a TikTok about it and I told
- 5:46Speaker 4: it and in it, I go, look, this, this could
- 5:48Speaker 4: be a misunderstanding, but since the time, since I put
- 5:53Speaker 4: it up there, but I did tell people always lock it,
- 5:56Speaker 4: look through the people. And I'm like, and also if
- 5:58Speaker 4: you're a woman alone and you do need more towels
- 5:59Speaker 4: and stuff, Just say, leave it at the door. Like
- 6:02Speaker 4: you could never be too, the comments that came in,
- 6:05Speaker 4: it's almost at a million views. The comments that came in,
- 6:07Speaker 4: one person said, I looked through the door, the people
- 6:09Speaker 4: of someone saying that they were housekeeping and it was
- 6:12Speaker 4: a man and a woman and a woman was only
- 6:14Speaker 4: holding a small white towel. And people are like, is
- 6:17Speaker 4: that chloroform? Like, I don't know. And other people are like,
- 6:21Speaker 4: where are all these reports of people getting kidnapped or
- 6:24Speaker 4: raped or whatever? I don't know either, but it was weird.
- 6:27Speaker 4: They never followed up with me. The hotel did it?
- 6:32Speaker 4: They never called back 10 minutes later and said, that was,
- 6:34Speaker 4: you know, Jeremy, and he meant to go to 628.
- 6:38Speaker 4: He apologizes. Don't mean to scare you, ma'am. Nothing like that.
- 6:43Speaker 4: So then we go to the show, and we have
- 6:46Speaker 4: so much fun.
- 6:47Speaker 5: Yes.
- 6:48Speaker 2: And both shows great.
- 6:51Speaker 4: And because we gained an hour for daylight savings, right,
- 6:55Speaker 4: we decide to go to the roundup.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we had to go to the roundup. Wait,
- 6:59Speaker 3: are we skipping the show?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Well, the show was all great.
- 7:02Speaker 3: The show was all great. We're going to go through
- 7:03Speaker 3: some topics.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Oh, no, you have juice on the show. Sorry.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Wait, you have to talk about the first show, the
- 7:08Speaker 3: incident that happened.
- 7:11Speaker 4: So the first show, I've told you guys this before,
- 7:14Speaker 4: that I love my audience, but sometimes these.
- 7:18Speaker 2: Women drink too much.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 7:21Speaker 4: And I don't know if it's because they've been breastfeeding
- 7:23Speaker 4: for five years, three different kids.
- 7:25Speaker 3: I think that's their first time.
- 7:26Speaker 4: This was their first time out. They started drinking at
- 7:29Speaker 4: four 30 when they were getting a blowout.
- 7:31Speaker 2: I don't know. Um, but sometimes they get loud and
- 7:36Speaker 2: I had like quiet them down.
- 7:37Speaker 4: I think once before you guys, it's getting too chatty.
- 7:41Speaker 4: You know, this is not an interactive thing. And then this, I, I,
- 7:48Speaker 4: I was doing something about fashion and like an ass thing,
- 7:51Speaker 4: which I'll talk about later. But anyway, I just said, oh,
- 7:54Speaker 4: it wasn't even mean. I wasn't even talking about anyone's
- 7:56Speaker 4: specific ass. I was saying, I don't think this is
- 7:59Speaker 4: an acute fashion.
- 8:00Speaker 3: It was a keyhole skims butt cleavage.
- 8:03Speaker 2: Right.
- 8:04Speaker 3: That they're launching.
- 8:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:05Speaker 2: So I'm like, now the new cleavage is butt cleavage.
- 8:07Speaker 3: Which we've talked about maybe a year or two ago
- 8:10Speaker 3: that was going to happen.
- 8:10Speaker 4: Poop cleavage, side cleavage, under tit cleavage.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Everyone's just looking for the next.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Cleavage.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I think it's going to be.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Ball sack cleavage.
- 8:19Speaker 2: No, I think it's going to be.
- 8:21Speaker 4: Well, we've already seen a little of this, but I
- 8:22Speaker 4: think it's going to be full vagina cleavage, which is just.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Just the top.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Just between your thigh and the part of the vagina,
- 8:29Speaker 4: but before the slit.
- 8:30Speaker 3: Can't wait.
- 8:31Speaker 2: That part, making a rave, okay? Going to be a
- 8:34Speaker 2: big deal.
- 8:34Speaker 4: So we're laughing about it, talking about it. And this woman,
- 8:39Speaker 4: there's two... There's like a balcony and then a regular side.
- 8:42Speaker 2: And she's like halfway... in the middle, just starts screaming.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Stood up.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Stood up and screamed and said something like, you can't
- 8:49Speaker 2: talk about people's asses.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Yeah. We were like, what?
- 8:53Speaker 4: And I right away, I go, all right, you got
- 8:55Speaker 4: to go. And I thought, do I give her another chance?
- 8:57Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, I'm not going to give her
- 8:59Speaker 4: another chance. I'm so sick of this shit.
- 9:00Speaker 3: We've already hushed everyone.
- 9:01Speaker 2: And she's, I can see her with a friend and
- 9:03Speaker 2: the friend is kind of like annoyed with her. And
- 9:07Speaker 2: then the security, I'm like, no security, please take her out.
- 9:10Speaker 5: Yep.
- 9:10Speaker 4: And so they took her out. And quickly we got
- 9:13Speaker 4: back to the fun show. Now, I said, I'm either
- 9:16Speaker 4: going to get an email from this girl at 2 a.m.
- 9:18Speaker 4: saying I'm a piece of shit and she paid a
- 9:20Speaker 4: lot of money for these tickets and I'm an ass
- 9:22Speaker 4: and I shouldn't talk about asses. Or maybe the next
- 9:26Speaker 4: day she's going to be like, I'm so sorry I
- 9:28Speaker 4: was drunk because I've gotten all of it.
- 9:29Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 9:30Speaker 2: So what scoop did you get?
- 9:32Speaker 3: So I had someone reach out to me, Natalie. Thank you.
- 9:35Speaker 3: Shout out to Natalie. And she was like, here's what happened.
- 9:39Speaker 3: This chick was sitting right next to me. And I
- 9:42Speaker 3: can tell you everything. And so I screenshot her DM
- 9:47Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm going to read this on
- 9:49Speaker 3: the air. Now, mind you, I want to say, I
- 9:51Speaker 3: think when the woman was escorted out, her friend went
- 9:55Speaker 3: with her. And this is my favorite part of the story.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Her friend, once the drunk girl got passing. the friend went.
- 10:01Speaker 2: I mean, outside the building.
- 10:03Speaker 3: When she got escorted out.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Outside the theater park.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yes. The friend went, and I'm going back to my seat.
- 10:08Speaker 2: That's a true juicy scooper.
- 10:10Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Leave your drunk. Best friend to fend for herself.
- 10:14Speaker 3: Yes.
- 10:15Speaker 2: On the streets of Dallas.
- 10:16Speaker 7: Yes.
- 10:17Speaker 2: You finished the Juicy Scoop show.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Outside of the Love is Blind Theater, the Granada Theater. Yeah.
- 10:22Speaker 3: So she says, this woman was belligerent before the show
- 10:26Speaker 3: even started. As soon as Heather was on stage, she
- 10:30Speaker 3: knocked over the table, spilling drinks.
- 10:32Speaker 2: I just want to interrupt. This was the early show.
- 10:34Speaker 3: This was the first show. 7 p.m. 7 p.m.
- 10:36Speaker 7: God.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Uh, She was knocked over the table spilling drinks. She
- 10:43Speaker 3: was taking flash photos during the show, even though Heather
- 10:46Speaker 3: said wait till the end. Now, I thought I saw
- 10:48Speaker 3: a couple flashes going off, but I didn't say anything
- 10:51Speaker 3: because you didn't. While she was taking photos, her phone
- 10:56Speaker 3: was playing jazz music. Like, hat on, jazz on Spotify.
- 11:03Speaker 3: It was taking photos of Okay. She also wouldn't stop
- 11:09Speaker 3: getting up, knocking into tables, and grabbing everyone's chairs to
- 11:14Speaker 3: stand up. When y'all started talking about love is blind,
- 11:18Speaker 3: she was screaming. Now, I think that's when we hushed everybody.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Because there was that weird commotion. Okay. She got hostile
- 11:25Speaker 3: when y'all were talking about Ozempic.
- 11:29Speaker 6: Yes.
- 11:29Speaker 3: Ozempic and everyone losing weight. She was getting mad about
- 11:33Speaker 3: Jessica Simpson and she stood up and yelled, quit talking
- 11:36Speaker 3: about people's bodies. Now I remember that. Okay. Which we weren't.
- 11:40Speaker 3: And that's when everyone started screaming that she needed to leave.
- 11:43Speaker 3: She was waiting outside for her friend when the show
- 11:46Speaker 3: was over. So that's what happened.
- 11:49Speaker 2: I'd really love to hear from the friend.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Oh, same.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
- 11:54Speaker 3: But also it's like one of those things too, as
- 11:56Speaker 3: a performer, like you have to make that step and
- 11:59Speaker 3: be like, okay, we've got it. someone's, you know, interrupted.
- 12:03Speaker 3: But as for us, we were like, okay, well shit,
- 12:05Speaker 3: now we have to like reset, which is hard, but
- 12:07Speaker 3: we did it. We were like, okay, that happened moving forward.
- 12:10Speaker 4: I mean, it's, and it's even harder when I'm in
- 12:12Speaker 4: like a standup routine.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Right.
- 12:14Speaker 4: Oh, this was, this was a little bit easier because
- 12:16Speaker 4: we just like shook it off, went to the next topic.
- 12:19Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, it's, it's really distracting as a performer.
- 12:22Speaker 4: And then it's like, I, I feel that weird, like
- 12:26Speaker 4: codependent mothery thing where like, I'm like, girl, like, I
- 12:30Speaker 4: want to give you another chance.
- 12:31Speaker 2: And in the past I have with people and I've
- 12:33Speaker 2: been like, stop.
- 12:34Speaker 4: But I know that everyone around her, their experience is
- 12:38Speaker 4: being severely compromised.
- 12:39Speaker 2: It's mortifying. And that's what bothers me. It's about the
- 12:42Speaker 2: other people.
- 12:43Speaker 4: Like, not only is it hard for me, but it's
- 12:45Speaker 4: all the other people that are like, fucking do something.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, what's going to happen? Like, this is
- 12:49Speaker 3: happening and I don't like it.
- 12:50Speaker 4: It says we're in a theater and not a comedy club.
- 12:53Speaker 4: And oftentimes the comedy clubs, they're understaffed and they aren't
- 12:55Speaker 4: aggressive about.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Getting people out. But it really had to like come
- 12:59Speaker 2: from me to be like, no, goodbye.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Mother has spoken.
- 13:03Speaker 2: And it was kind of really empowering.
- 13:06Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Because I'm like, I don't care. I don't care that
- 13:08Speaker 2: you paid. You're like fucking annoying.
- 13:10Speaker 3: This is why I support women.
- 13:11Speaker 2: I will say one thing about Ozempic.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Okay.
- 13:16Speaker 2: I did get a long DM from someone. who said,
- 13:20Speaker 2: I know.
- 13:20Speaker 4: You're talking about it, and I know people are talking
- 13:22Speaker 4: about it, everybody's on it, and you might find it
- 13:24Speaker 4: just an interesting topic. But apparently, there is such a
- 13:29Speaker 4: shortage now to get it, and the people that really
- 13:33Speaker 4: need it are not able to get it. We also
- 13:37Speaker 4: heard from another Juicy Scooper who took it, and some
- 13:40Speaker 4: of the drawbacks or side effects were you can't.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Drink alcohol or coffee.
- 13:47Speaker 3: I'm out.
- 13:48Speaker 2: I know. And then you're extremely thirsty all the time.
- 13:52Speaker 5: Wow.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Which if you're on this drug, you're probably thirsty anyway.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Like hydrating or like Instagram?
- 13:56Speaker 2: I think both, but definitely hydrating.
- 13:58Speaker 3: Okay.
- 13:59Speaker 2: And the thing.
- 14:00Speaker 4: Now, I also heard if you have any kind of
- 14:02Speaker 4: thyroid issues or any kind of susceptibility to thyroid cancer,
- 14:07Speaker 4: you should definitely not go on it. And then the
- 14:11Speaker 4: last thing this guy said was... It made him really
- 14:15Speaker 4: tired and like his one friend couldn't keep up with
- 14:17Speaker 4: it because he couldn't function with his job. It was
- 14:20Speaker 4: making him too exhausted. So for me, I can't be tired.
- 14:26Speaker 4: But now I'm also thinking, not that I was even
- 14:29Speaker 4: looking into it, but I think the thyroid thing scares
- 14:34Speaker 4: me and then also– I don't ever want to be
- 14:36Speaker 4: responsible for taking a drug from someone else.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Because it's for diabetes, right? It's for diabetes.
- 14:41Speaker 2: But I was like, well, wait a minute. It's not
- 14:43Speaker 2: like I'm taking insulin. Isn't this kind of a new drug?
- 14:45Speaker 2: And they said, no. Now this is just one person.
- 14:48Speaker 4: No, it's been around for a while, and now it's
- 14:49Speaker 4: really hard to get for people that actually need it.
- 14:52Speaker 2: So I thought that was kind of interesting.
- 14:54Speaker 3: Can I ask something? Yeah. Is it because, I guess,
- 14:57Speaker 3: during lockdown, people gained weight and they want to lose
- 15:00Speaker 3: it fast? Is that what it is? Yeah.
- 15:02Speaker 4: No, I think that someone that they discovered that this
- 15:05Speaker 4: was a side effect, just much like when Latisse, which
- 15:07Speaker 4: made your eyelashes grow.
- 15:08Speaker 6: Oh, right.
- 15:09Speaker 2: That came from helping older people with glaucoma.
- 15:12Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 15:13Speaker 4: And that's when they realized, oh, my God, there's something
- 15:14Speaker 4: in this that makes eyelashes grow.
- 15:16Speaker 2: So I think they.
- 15:17Speaker 4: Originally made it just for diabetic people and then realized
- 15:21Speaker 4: this was something.
- 15:22Speaker 3: It's a side effect.
- 15:22Speaker 4: And for some people, they can take it and just
- 15:25Speaker 4: lose weight and they don't have diabetes and they don't
- 15:28Speaker 4: get sick and nothing happens to them. For now, who
- 15:30Speaker 4: knows long term. But of course they have all those
- 15:32Speaker 4: like warnings at the end.
- 15:34Speaker 2: So I think that's kind of what happened. And I
- 15:35Speaker 2: think then people were tuned into it.
- 15:38Speaker 4: And even though you need the insurance, you need to
- 15:40Speaker 4: be diagnosed to get it for insurance or a discount.
- 15:42Speaker 4: There's enough people that are happy to pay a couple
- 15:44Speaker 4: grand a month to lose 12 pounds.
- 15:48Speaker 3: God, I wish I had that discipline and that bank account.
- 15:52Speaker 2: But there you go. So, okay.
- 15:55Speaker 4: So then I found out before I went to my
- 15:59Speaker 4: Dallas show that, That I had my first protester.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Aren't you excited?
- 16:04Speaker 2: Yes.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Yes, this was sent to me.
- 16:06Speaker 2: And it says, repent to Jesus.
- 16:09Speaker 3: With a Juicy Scoop pink poster.
- 16:11Speaker 4: I kind of, okay, as much as I want to
- 16:14Speaker 4: make this about me, I think there's a chance that
- 16:17Speaker 4: he's just telling everyone to repent and not just Heather MacDonald.
- 16:20Speaker 3: I think. Let's just keep it in your head that
- 16:23Speaker 3: it was just because you're Heather MacDonald.
- 16:25Speaker 2: And because Jesus flicked me when I fell.
- 16:27Speaker 6: Yes.
- 16:27Speaker 3: But I also think that there's a group of guys
- 16:30Speaker 3: who do this for women, for women performers. Someone said
- 16:34Speaker 3: in the thread or something that they're like, if there's
- 16:36Speaker 3: ever a female performer or headliner, they go and they
- 16:39Speaker 3: call them whores and all this stuff. And yeah. And
- 16:43Speaker 3: I guess, you know, he couldn't get a group of
- 16:46Speaker 3: friends with him that day. And he said, you know what?
- 16:48Speaker 3: I'm going to go solo on this. I think I
- 16:49Speaker 3: can carry it. And the police took him away.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Apparently he said if you go to the show, you're
- 16:54Speaker 2: going to hell.
- 16:55Speaker 3: Yeah, he did tell a couple. Yeah, he told Juicy Scoopers.
- 16:58Speaker 4: And he said he was telling Juicy Scoopers as they
- 17:00Speaker 4: walked in with their, oh my God, everyone was dressed
- 17:02Speaker 4: to the nines, by the way.
- 17:03Speaker 3: So good.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Dallas, I mean, all my Juicy Scoopers look gorgeous.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Houston was amazing.
- 17:07Speaker 2: But the Dallas people, they all had the best hair.
- 17:10Speaker 2: They all had great bags. They all had like really
- 17:13Speaker 2: good outfits.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Rolls Royces.
- 17:15Speaker 2: Lots of cute cowboy boots.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Yes.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Like short boots, high boots. Just really put together.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Can I say that the men, too, the men that
- 17:22Speaker 3: were there, like, had their hair on point. I felt
- 17:26Speaker 3: very represented.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Yes.
- 17:28Speaker 3: It was very nice.
- 17:29Speaker 4: And we had some delightful husbands that thoroughly enjoyed it,
- 17:32Speaker 4: straight husbands and gay husbands. So they all loved it.
- 17:35Speaker 4: And so, yeah, I guess they were saying, so, okay,
- 17:38Speaker 4: it was about me.
- 17:39Speaker 7: Good.
- 17:39Speaker 5: Good.
- 17:39Speaker 2: And then also, I've made it into a.
- 17:43Speaker 4: My viral video has made it into a couple political ads.
- 17:48Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Where they were like, you know, this is what the
- 17:51Speaker 4: other person did. They insisted on vaccines, and then they
- 17:55Speaker 4: just show me falling.
- 17:56Speaker 3: What was the movie called?
- 17:58Speaker 2: Well, the movie is.
- 17:58Speaker 4: Called Sudden Death, and that's about the vaccines. And I'm
- 18:01Speaker 4: featured in that, along with a bunch of other people
- 18:03Speaker 4: that have been caught feigning on film, which.
- 18:06Speaker 2: Is interesting.
- 18:07Speaker 3: You did it first. You did it first. You started
- 18:11Speaker 3: the trend.
- 18:11Speaker 4: And then the other one is just this governor's ad.
- 18:15Speaker 3: From Iowa, yeah.
- 18:16Speaker 2: No, Idaho.
- 18:18Speaker 3: Oh, it was Idaho. We've been saying Iowa all weekend.
- 18:21Speaker 2: No, I said Idaho and you corrected me.
- 18:23Speaker 3: And it was wrong.
- 18:23Speaker 2: And it was Idaho.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Idaho, Iowa, whatever.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Anyway, Peter said, should we copyright that video? And I said, no,
- 18:31Speaker 4: I just, I like to be on TV. Just anybody
- 18:33Speaker 4: that wants to, even if it's me painting with my
- 18:36Speaker 4: eyes going back in my head. Okay, so we had
- 18:38Speaker 4: that happen. Then we go to The Roundup. And, you know,
- 18:44Speaker 4: we had some very powerful Texan friends, Kelly and Kim.
- 18:48Speaker 2: And there was a long line.
- 18:50Speaker 3: Long ass line.
- 18:50Speaker 4: And they're very confident that I'm a lot more famous
- 18:53Speaker 4: than I am.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 18:54Speaker 4: And they're like, it shouldn't be a problem. And it
- 18:56Speaker 4: was until I think they paid them.
- 19:00Speaker 3: They sure did. They were like, we're the lesbian mayors
- 19:02Speaker 3: of this town. We've got you guys.
- 19:05Speaker 2: My friend even had like a mayor hat on.
- 19:07Speaker 3: She looked cute. They were awesome.
- 19:09Speaker 4: So then we go and we decide to go to
- 19:11Speaker 4: the karaoke spot.
- 19:12Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, I remember going to the Roundup,
- 19:14Speaker 3: which was made famous by Leanne from Housewives of Dallas.
- 19:17Speaker 3: But I remember when I lived in Dallas.
- 19:20Speaker 3: The Roundup was like a country bar saloon. We walked
- 19:22Speaker 3: in there and it was like Mardi Gras. It was
- 19:24Speaker 3: like crowded. I don't know if it was because of
- 19:27Speaker 3: daylight savings, the extra hour, but it was slam. So
- 19:32Speaker 3: we go to the back karaoke bar.
- 19:34Speaker 4: Remind people of Leanne Lockham was a Real Housewives of Dallas.
- 19:37Speaker 4: And I think the show, though I liked a lot
- 19:39Speaker 4: of the girls, was pretty boring as like a four
- 19:42Speaker 4: season show. But the greatest moment was when Leanne Locken
- 19:45Speaker 4: was high on, not drugs, but to get her breasts fixed.
- 19:51Speaker 2: So she was on anesthesia. So I think she was
- 19:53Speaker 2: kind of out of it. And she was miked.
- 19:55Speaker 4: And she said to Brandy, who was one of the
- 19:57Speaker 4: other cast members, she said, I don't know why Carrie
- 20:00Speaker 4: always comes for me. you know, her husband gets his
- 20:04Speaker 4: dick sucked at the roundup.
- 20:06Speaker 2: I know the boys who did it. And that's where
- 20:09Speaker 2: it became famous.
- 20:10Speaker 3: And it's a big venue.
- 20:12Speaker 2: I mean, I hope she goes and gets free drinks
- 20:13Speaker 2: for the rest of her life.
- 20:14Speaker 3: I bet she does. She has to. I mean, it
- 20:16Speaker 3: was the best publicity. I love that club. And the
- 20:18Speaker 3: staff was wonderful. And yeah, we had a good time.
- 20:22Speaker 4: And anyway, allegedly, that's what she said. And there was
- 20:24Speaker 4: no proof of it. And I've met Carrie Duber and
- 20:27Speaker 4: her husband. And I don't know anybody that did suck his.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Dick at the roundup. I don't. Okay? Just saying. That's
- 20:33Speaker 2: why I don't get sued.
- 20:34Speaker 3: I do. No, I'm just kidding. I don't.
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- 21:06Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 21:10Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 21:13Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 21:17Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 21:23Speaker 2: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 21:26Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:28Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:31Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:34Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:36Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
- 21:38Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
- 21:40Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
- 21:43Speaker 6: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
- 21:47Speaker 6: go through.
- 21:48Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
- 21:49Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
- 21:51Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
- 21:55Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull punches.
- 21:56Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 21:58Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 22:01Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:12Speaker 4: So here I am pulling a Kathy Hilton, trying to
- 22:17Speaker 4: tell the host of the karaoke that I'd like to sing.
- 22:22Speaker 4: And I'm like, do I have to wait in the
- 22:24Speaker 4: long line?
- 22:25Speaker 2: Like I'm a little bit famous.
- 22:26Speaker 4: I mean, what a thirst trap that I just did
- 22:29Speaker 4: two entire shows, two meet and greets.
- 22:32Speaker 2: And I'm like, I think I still have a song
- 22:34Speaker 2: in me.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Mind you, can I just say, we had been in
- 22:38Speaker 3: this room for maybe five minutes and We walked in
- 22:42Speaker 3: and we were like, oh, karaoke. All right.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Yeah. And so then I went and I did my classic.
- 22:48Speaker 2: I've written about it in my books. I've told you.
- 22:50Speaker 4: It's Bonnie Raitt. Let's give him something to talk about.
- 22:52Speaker 4: I'm not going to try a new song when I'm
- 22:54Speaker 4: at the fucking roundup.
- 22:56Speaker 2: So here I am.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Look at you.
- 23:00Speaker 7: You got tipped?
- 23:01Speaker 3: I didn't get tipped.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy gave me a couple dollars. I put
- 23:08Speaker 2: them in my Spanx.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Me for you.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Just amazing.
- 23:16Speaker 4: So here we are just having fun as the night
- 23:19Speaker 4: goes on. And then Justin was going to be part
- 23:25Speaker 4: of this, too.
- 23:28Speaker 3: Wait, oh no, oh I did not want to do this.
- 23:30Speaker 3: I remember this, no.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Oh no, no I definitely didn't want to do it.
- 23:34Speaker 4: If you guys are watching this on YouTube, Justin's being
- 23:37Speaker 4: so shy right now, he's definitely not wanting to participate.
- 23:40Speaker 3: I did not want to participate. No you didn't, no
- 23:41Speaker 3: you didn't. I was like, it reminds me of like
- 23:44Speaker 3: an anthem, you know, and I was like, oh I
- 23:46Speaker 3: don't want to do this.
- 23:47Speaker 2: You feel like it was a little too gay for you.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Well it's just YMCA, it's like, oh.
- 23:52Speaker 4: So anyway, we had a lot of fun, then went
- 23:56Speaker 4: to Kelly, And Kim's house had another drink, which you
- 23:59Speaker 4: probably couldn't live without.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Then I come back to the hotel at 3.
- 24:03Speaker 3: And the man is in your room at this moment.
- 24:06Speaker 4: And I did not have my key card.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Oh, my God. The drama. Which I looked over.
- 24:11Speaker 2: I'm like, no big deal, right? Here's my ID.
- 24:13Speaker 3: 624.
- 24:14Speaker 4: I'm going to get my key card. This woman was like,
- 24:19Speaker 4: I can't help you.
- 24:20Speaker 2: I go, what do you mean?
- 24:21Speaker 4: She's like, well, it's going to be about 35 to 45.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Minutes to get your key. I'm like... How is this possible?
- 24:28Speaker 2: You're a huge corporation. It's 2022.
- 24:30Speaker 4: There's got to be people coming home. I mean, it
- 24:33Speaker 4: would be one thing if I had no ID.
- 24:35Speaker 3: At what time? It was like three in the morning.
- 24:37Speaker 4: I had the credit card that played for, I just
- 24:39Speaker 4: was like, and she was like, sorry, no. So Justin
- 24:45Speaker 4: was like, just come into my room and, you know,
- 24:48Speaker 4: I have two beds and.
- 24:49Speaker 2: You can sleep. I'm like, no, I want to wash
- 24:51Speaker 2: my face. Like, this is ridiculous. So then we did
- 24:53Speaker 2: a TikTok about that. Pretty buzzed, annoyed.
- 24:56Speaker 4: And then she called after about 20 minutes and was
- 24:59Speaker 4: able to get us our key. But then when I
- 25:00Speaker 4: checked out, I told the person, I go, look, it's
- 25:03Speaker 4: not her fault.
- 25:04Speaker 2: It's not your fault. Like, but this is crazy.
- 25:07Speaker 3: It made no sense.
- 25:07Speaker 4: What, what, what if I didn't have Justin? I was
- 25:10Speaker 4: just going to like lay on a couch at 3 a.m.
- 25:12Speaker 4: for 45 minutes. Like there should be a way to,
- 25:16Speaker 4: to do a key at all hours. And, and then
- 25:19Speaker 4: I also said, and did you, I want to tell
- 25:21Speaker 4: you about my viral TikTok.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, She's like, there was a stranger that also
- 25:25Speaker 3: tried to get into my room that day. So what's
- 25:27Speaker 3: going on, Bonvoy?
- 25:28Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know. And I go, no, nobody. I
- 25:31Speaker 2: get it.
- 25:31Speaker 4: Like, I know it's not your problem, but you might
- 25:35Speaker 4: want to tell your manager to then tell other people
- 25:38Speaker 4: that these things happened because they might get back to
- 25:40Speaker 4: them since this video is going viral. And I made
- 25:43Speaker 4: very clear what hotel it was and where it was.
- 25:46Speaker 3: I've never seen you more mad.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I was pissed.
- 25:50Speaker 3: I got scared. Not for, I got scared because for
- 25:52Speaker 3: the lady, because the lady was just like, ma'am, there's
- 25:54Speaker 3: nothing I can do. And you're like, you know what?
- 25:56Speaker 3: Fuck this. I paid for this fucking, and I was like,
- 25:58Speaker 3: oh shit, she's mad.
- 26:00Speaker 2: And you had every right. But I did say, I go,
- 26:02Speaker 2: I know it's not your fault.
- 26:03Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Like, you've been trained to do this.
- 26:05Speaker 3: But it made no sense. But I'm saying it's not.
- 26:07Speaker 2: It's not right, though.
- 26:08Speaker 3: Because then we got back to my room, and we're
- 26:10Speaker 3: doing the TikTok, and the phone rang.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:13Speaker 3: And we hadn't been there, I don't think, for 20 minutes.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Somehow she was able to do it. And she's like, okay,
- 26:16Speaker 3: I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come let you in. I'm like,
- 26:17Speaker 3: why didn't we do this from the beginning?
- 26:20Speaker 4: So anyway, you know, we love to travel and I
- 26:25Speaker 4: love when I come and the shows are sold out.
- 26:28Speaker 4: But part of being a performer is you book your
- 26:31Speaker 4: shows and then you let people know on your podcast
- 26:35Speaker 4: or whatever that I'm coming.
- 26:37Speaker 2: To this place in a few weeks.
- 26:40Speaker 4: And won't you please buy a ticket because I'd like
- 26:42Speaker 4: to come. And I came across another comedian who lives
- 26:46Speaker 4: just down the street from me, Whitney Cummings. And I
- 26:51Speaker 4: didn't think this was very nice, what she said about
- 26:54Speaker 4: the Oxnard Club, which is a beautiful club, very new,
- 26:58Speaker 4: levity live in a beautiful square in Oxnard. And Oxnard
- 27:02Speaker 4: is kind of between L.A. and Santa Barbara. It's past
- 27:06Speaker 4: like a thousand oaks and it is beautiful. And this
- 27:10Speaker 4: is like a little bit inland, but you go and
- 27:12Speaker 4: you're right there at the beautiful Hollywood Beach.
- 27:15Speaker 2: It's called Hollywood Beach. Million, million dollar homes. OK, at
- 27:19Speaker 2: the beach.
- 27:21Speaker 4: But for whatever reason, Whitney Cummings didn't seem very excited
- 27:25Speaker 4: to go there. And this is what she recorded.
- 27:29Speaker 5: And Oxnard on December 8th, 9th and 10th to Levity Live. Now,
- 27:37Speaker 5: you're already pushing like I'm already coming to Oxnard. The
- 27:40Speaker 5: fact that I have to like promote it and tell
- 27:43Speaker 5: everyone is so fucking embarrassing. If we don't sell this
- 27:47Speaker 5: out in the next 24 hours, how about this? I'm
- 27:49Speaker 5: just canceling. This is already so beneath me to even
- 27:52Speaker 5: be fucking coming to wherever the fuck this fucking wasteland
- 27:59Speaker 5: of a hellhole.
- 28:00Speaker 2: How dare, why, like, why am I even reading this?
- 28:03Speaker 3: This is sick.
- 28:05Speaker 2: This is sickening.
- 28:06Speaker 3: I'm sick.
- 28:06Speaker 2: You make me sick. Where even is Oxnard?
- 28:09Speaker 3: Santa Barbara.
- 28:10Speaker 5: It's like north of Santa Barbara. If I come to
- 28:13Speaker 5: Santa Barbara, if I come to Oxnard and there's not
- 28:16Speaker 5: a line seven fucking miles long down the street, I
- 28:21Speaker 5: will set this entire state on fucking fire.
- 28:25Speaker 2: I hope I'm being clear.
- 28:27Speaker 3: We good?
- 28:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Good.
- 28:32Speaker 4: Well, now, as a native Californian, As someone who's lived
- 28:38Speaker 4: here my whole life, unlike Whitney, she came from the
- 28:41Speaker 4: East Coast. I didn't like this Whitney. This is not
- 28:45Speaker 4: the Whitney I like. I know maybe she's trying to
- 28:47Speaker 4: be funny. I think it's really rude to people that
- 28:50Speaker 4: live in Oxnard. It's making like it seemed very elitist.
- 28:54Speaker 2: You joke about fires. When we have the worst fire
- 28:59Speaker 2: situation ever.
- 29:00Speaker 3: Setting fires.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Setting fires.
- 29:02Speaker 4: And you put down an area of town which is
- 29:04Speaker 4: very nice and also has working people as well as
- 29:08Speaker 4: wealthy people that all have come to the show.
- 29:11Speaker 2: The theater is beautiful. Great food. I loved performing there
- 29:15Speaker 2: in the past.
- 29:16Speaker 4: And it's so elitist and I get it. You are
- 29:19Speaker 4: of a higher level than maybe others. comics that you
- 29:26Speaker 4: feel have to say, hey, come to my show.
- 29:28Speaker 2: But you know what?
- 29:29Speaker 4: People can't pay for gas. And Christmas is around the corner.
- 29:33Speaker 4: And maybe the tickers weren't going as fast as previous times.
- 29:36Speaker 4: But like, not a great idea. So anyway, I'm like,
- 29:41Speaker 4: I don't know. But I saved it because I wanted
- 29:43Speaker 4: to talk about it as a native Californian who loves
- 29:47Speaker 4: all the cities that are involved in this state. And
- 29:49Speaker 4: I didn't like it. And I didn't appreciate it. Now,
- 29:53Speaker 4: if she was joking, I think she sent a ticker down.
- 29:56Speaker 3: She took it down?
- 29:57Speaker 2: I couldn't find it.
- 29:59Speaker 4: I couldn't find it, so I think someone said, hey,
- 30:02Speaker 4: if this was a joke, some things don't hit. But
- 30:05Speaker 4: talking about setting the thing on fire and ripping on
- 30:09Speaker 4: a town, and it's not north of Santa Barbara. You
- 30:11Speaker 4: don't know that because you're not from California. It is
- 30:14Speaker 4: south of Santa Barbara, and... It's a great club. And
- 30:18Speaker 4: there's a Larson's you can eat at before. And there's
- 30:21Speaker 4: a Yard House that you can eat at before.
- 30:24Speaker 2: And I would love to go back.
- 30:27Speaker 4: And I know I can because they're very happy with
- 30:29Speaker 4: the times I've been there. And when I go there, yes,
- 30:32Speaker 4: I will invite people to come and ask people to come.
- 30:35Speaker 4: And whoever comes, I will be grateful that you bothered
- 30:38Speaker 4: to come.
- 30:38Speaker 3: So what we're saying is, Oxnard, Heather and I will
- 30:41Speaker 3: be doing Juicy Scoop Live. One day.
- 30:45Speaker 2: No problem. We'll do it.
- 30:47Speaker 4: I would love to get in my car and drive
- 30:49Speaker 4: 48 minutes to a gig.
- 30:50Speaker 3: I just couldn't imagine. Like, oh, my God. Yeah.
- 30:52Speaker 2: I love coming on planes and seeing you guys in Texas, too. But, like,
- 30:55Speaker 2: it's so convenient. It's so great. It's so easy.
- 30:58Speaker 3: I don't know. It's so weird, too, because it's just like,
- 31:02Speaker 3: so do you think by shitting on the town, people
- 31:04Speaker 3: are going to be like, you know what? Let's go.
- 31:06Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 31:07Speaker 3: Like, I'd be like, well, no.
- 31:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I live in bumfuck Oxnard, so I will go. Like, no,
- 31:12Speaker 4: I don't think it was a great idea. It wasn't
- 31:14Speaker 4: a great move.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Not cute.
- 31:16Speaker 4: But, you know, she is so famous, which is why
- 31:19Speaker 4: I'm able to talk about it. Okay, so speaking of
- 31:22Speaker 4: famous people, this is a real juicy topic that Justin
- 31:27Speaker 4: and I have discussed before on the show. Selena Gomez
- 31:32Speaker 4: said that Taylor Swift is her only friend in Hollywood.
- 31:35Speaker 4: I never fit in with a cool group of girls
- 31:37Speaker 4: that were celebrities. Now, do you guys remember When I
- 31:42Speaker 4: was walking through Gelson's and I saw a cover of
- 31:45Speaker 4: a magazine about a year ago. And it was Selena
- 31:48Speaker 4: Gomez saying, my best friend. She did a photo shoot
- 31:51Speaker 4: with my best friend. And I said, I wonder if
- 31:54Speaker 4: this girl she's claiming is her best friend is the
- 31:56Speaker 4: one who gave her Francia Riza. If it was Francia
- 32:04Speaker 4: Riza who gave her her kidney. Let her have her
- 32:08Speaker 4: kidney because... Selena Gomez suffers from lupus and needed a
- 32:11Speaker 4: kidney transplant.
- 32:13Speaker 2: So, um, but it wasn't.
- 32:16Speaker 4: And I, we, and I talked about it and I said,
- 32:19Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I think if you gave someone your kidney,
- 32:23Speaker 4: you can have other friends, but you should be the
- 32:25Speaker 4: best friend. Like you should be the B fry and
- 32:27Speaker 4: they should be the S stand on the little heart necklace.
- 32:30Speaker 2: And that I would think when, when blood.
- 32:33Speaker 4: Is going through their kidney inside of your body, that
- 32:36Speaker 4: should constitute a great friend. However, wait, little side note.
- 32:41Speaker 4: You know, my other favorite story, you know who also
- 32:45Speaker 4: gave their husband a kidney?
- 32:47Speaker 3: Who?
- 32:48Speaker 2: George Lopez's wife.
- 32:49Speaker 3: Oh, right.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Gave him a kidney and then he divorced her.
- 32:52Speaker 7: Oh.
- 32:52Speaker 4: And now he has a new show with his daughter,
- 32:56Speaker 4: Lopez vs. Lopez, coming out.
- 32:57Speaker 3: You're welcome.
- 32:58Speaker 2: I just gave you a shout out. Hope that kidney's
- 33:00Speaker 2: working out for you. Anyway, so we talk about it.
- 33:04Speaker 5: Yes.
- 33:05Speaker 4: And that night, something very scary happened for you and me.
- 33:08Speaker 4: The bots came after us.
- 33:10Speaker 3: Oh, right.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Maybe not the bots. Maybe real fans. They came after me.
- 33:14Speaker 2: How dare I say anything negative about Selena Gomez.
- 33:17Speaker 3: Which we didn't.
- 33:18Speaker 4: The TikTok was going viral. It was just us talking
- 33:20Speaker 4: about it from the show. I had to take it down. Justin,
- 33:23Speaker 4: you had to go into hiding.
- 33:24Speaker 3: I had to go into hiding. People were like, kill yourself.
- 33:27Speaker 2: Yes.
- 33:27Speaker 3: Take a bath with a toaster. And I was like,
- 33:29Speaker 3: I'm on it. Relax.
- 33:30Speaker 2: So many rat and snake emojis.
- 33:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Everywhere and crazy, terrifying. And I was like, yeah, you're right.
- 33:37Speaker 2: You fucking scared me. Well, now I'm not worried about
- 33:40Speaker 2: talking about it. And let's see, let's see if Elon
- 33:43Speaker 2: Musk has cleaned out the bots. Let's see what I
- 33:45Speaker 2: post this on Twitter. What reaction I get? Cause I
- 33:49Speaker 2: kind of want to see if it's true.
- 33:51Speaker 3: So yeah, what happened? So she, she left, she has
- 33:54Speaker 3: a new movie out and she did not a.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Documentary about her being bipolar, which I've not seen.
- 33:58Speaker 3: It just came out, just came out while we were
- 34:00Speaker 3: in Dallas.
- 34:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 34:01Speaker 2: And, She's very talented. She's very beautiful.
- 34:04Speaker 4: But people talk about this friendship thing. Now, other people,
- 34:08Speaker 4: Selena Gomez fans, are saying, well, she just meant that
- 34:14Speaker 4: her only famous singer friend.
- 34:16Speaker 3: Celebrity friend.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Well, celebrity friend. This girl's an actress.
- 34:19Speaker 5: Oh.
- 34:20Speaker 2: So they said, well, she's an actress. Maybe she meant
- 34:22Speaker 2: my only famous singer.
- 34:26Speaker 4: OK, she said her direct quote was she's my only
- 34:28Speaker 4: famous friend in the industry.
- 34:31Speaker 2: That is my real friend. My only friend in.
- 34:33Speaker 4: The industry is is Taylor Swift.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Now, this girl is in the industry.
- 34:39Speaker 4: Now, if she was a roofer, I would say, all right,
- 34:42Speaker 4: your statement's OK, because you're famous. You're industry friend. But
- 34:46Speaker 4: entertainment industry is what people refer to industry. They don't
- 34:49Speaker 4: think dancing industry, singing.
- 34:51Speaker 6: Music, yeah.
- 34:52Speaker 4: When you talk about the industry in L.A., it's entertainment,
- 34:55Speaker 4: which includes every asset of entertainment, okay?
- 34:58Speaker 2: So, yeah. I don't know. I would love to get
- 35:02Speaker 2: this girl on. Have her come on. Francia Reza, please
- 35:08Speaker 2: come on my show.
- 35:10Speaker 4: And if you have no problem with it or anything,
- 35:12Speaker 4: if you'd like to maybe shed light on On giving
- 35:15Speaker 4: kidneys to people?
- 35:16Speaker 2: I don't know. I want to know how you feel
- 35:17Speaker 2: about it. I want to know how... Like, you did
- 35:20Speaker 2: this nice thing.
- 35:21Speaker 4: And then every maybe six months to a year, this
- 35:25Speaker 4: story comes up again because of stuff like this.
- 35:27Speaker 2: And is that bothersome to you? Maybe you're, like, good.
- 35:31Speaker 2: You're fine. You don't need to be the best friend.
- 35:33Speaker 2: You don't even like hanging out with her that much.
- 35:34Speaker 3: She's like, stop bringing it up.
- 35:35Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 35:36Speaker 3: Yeah, this story's like the McRib, but it's like the McKidney.
- 35:40Speaker 3: It's like it always just keeps coming back.
- 35:42Speaker 2: Yeah. So.
- 35:44Speaker 4: You know, but I can relate because this weekend, Kris
- 35:49Speaker 4: Jenner had a beautiful party for her birthday.
- 35:52Speaker 2: And the theme was dress like Kris Jenner.
- 35:55Speaker 4: And everybody came dressed like Kris Jenner, all the daughters
- 35:57Speaker 4: and I think many of the girlfriends that were invited.
- 35:59Speaker 2: Now, I was not invited, which I wouldn't expect to
- 36:02Speaker 2: be invited.
- 36:03Speaker 4: And I couldn't go anyway because I had my sold
- 36:05Speaker 4: out shows with Justin in Dallas.
- 36:07Speaker 2: However, I was like, you know, it's interesting. You guys
- 36:11Speaker 2: know my just keepers know.
- 36:13Speaker 4: It's annoying when I've created everything and everyone copies me
- 36:16Speaker 4: and I was always the first to do things. And
- 36:19Speaker 4: I was 100% the first person to ever impersonate Kris
- 36:23Speaker 4: Jenner because she was on the E! Show and I
- 36:26Speaker 4: was the first person who wrote a sketch about it,
- 36:28Speaker 4: had her be it. The first sketch, she played herself
- 36:32Speaker 4: and I played Chloe. But after that, I always played
- 36:34Speaker 4: Kris and I actually went to Halloween and surprised her
- 36:39Speaker 4: as Kris. And Peter went, in the, um, in the
- 36:43Speaker 4: Chris Franjola, we borrowed Chris, Chris Franjola was original, um,
- 36:47Speaker 4: Bruce Jenner from the Olympics. And we did this bit.
- 36:50Speaker 4: And then we, then I took that outfit and let
- 36:52Speaker 4: Peter Bart for Halloween. And we showed up at their
- 36:54Speaker 4: house and the two of them loved it, loved it,
- 36:57Speaker 4: loved it. And that's all I just want to say,
- 37:00Speaker 4: you know, so I did a little post, um, And
- 37:02Speaker 4: I said, when you were the first person in history
- 37:04Speaker 4: to ever dress like and impersonate at Kris Jenner, and
- 37:08Speaker 4: they forget to invite you to a party titled Dress
- 37:10Speaker 4: Like Kris Jenner.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Good thing I have three sold-out shows.
- 37:13Speaker 4: And then I said, to get me over the snub,
- 37:15Speaker 4: happy birthday, Kris.
- 37:16Speaker 2: Just kidding. Hashtag bitter Betty. Juice or scoop. Kardashians.
- 37:21Speaker 3: Happy birthday. Just kidding.
- 37:24Speaker 2: That's what you said.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Happy birthday, just kidding.
- 37:27Speaker 4: I meant I'm kind of kidding about this, but I'm
- 37:29Speaker 4: kind of not.
- 37:31Speaker 2: But honestly, we haven't hung out in many years, so.
- 37:34Speaker 4: It totally makes sense that if she had a small
- 37:37Speaker 4: girls party that I would not make that cut. It's
- 37:39Speaker 4: completely appropriate that I did not.
- 37:41Speaker 2: Make that cut.
- 37:42Speaker 4: But I just want to remind people that it was
- 37:44Speaker 4: my idea first.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Did she see it? Did she like it?
- 37:47Speaker 5: No.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:48Speaker 6: No.
- 37:48Speaker 3: Well.
- 37:50Speaker 2: So there you go. I don't think she liked that photo,
- 37:51Speaker 2: but that was the only one I had of us together.
- 37:54Speaker 4: Okay, so Jessica Simpson did a Pottery Barn ad in
- 37:58Speaker 4: which she used Pottery Barn to decorate her daughter's room.
- 38:01Speaker 4: And people were very disturbed because they felt like she
- 38:04Speaker 4: had trouble speaking. Her appearance, she's lost a lot of weight.
- 38:08Speaker 4: She looks a little different. Her eyes seem a little
- 38:10Speaker 4: sunken to people's opinion.
- 38:14Speaker 2: And they all wrote about it.
- 38:18Speaker 4: And I do want to say one thing someone brought
- 38:20Speaker 4: up was, You know, if you ever watch the show
- 38:24Speaker 4: with she and Nick Lachey, sometimes she would have to do, like,
- 38:27Speaker 4: commercials or ads or whatever. And she would have to
- 38:30Speaker 4: do a lot of takes. So I don't think she's great, like,
- 38:35Speaker 4: in a commercial, in presenting stuff. So I think there's that.
- 38:38Speaker 4: I think she's definitely lost a lot of weight. And
- 38:43Speaker 4: her weight has always fluctuated over the years.
- 38:45Speaker 2: So I think she's had issues with weight. Also, once you're, like,
- 38:48Speaker 2: over 40... and I think she's about 40 can look
- 38:51Speaker 2: up her age and you're like a size two, you're
- 38:56Speaker 2: not going to look the way you looked when you
- 38:58Speaker 2: were 25 and a size two, it's totally different.
- 39:02Speaker 4: She's 42. And so it's like her face is going
- 39:05Speaker 4: to look different. And, um, so then she went on
- 39:08Speaker 4: in her studio and she said, you know, fuck you.
- 39:12Speaker 4: And like, I don't need to hear this. She wrote
- 39:14Speaker 4: a caption about it and really kind of clapped back. But, um,
- 39:18Speaker 4: I get why people were concerned, but you know, also they,
- 39:22Speaker 4: she sees us all, you know, too. So she was
- 39:25Speaker 4: upset by it.
- 39:26Speaker 3: Do you think that she's on what's it called? Ozempic?
- 39:32Speaker 2: Possibly.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:33Speaker 2: Or something like it.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Because it made me think, like, one of the side effects,
- 39:37Speaker 3: or side effects include.
- 39:38Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 39:39Speaker 3: Tired. She seemed tired. Yeah. And just kind of like,
- 39:43Speaker 3: I even said it kind of gave me... a flashback
- 39:47Speaker 3: to when Anna Nicole was on like the MTV movie
- 39:50Speaker 3: awards and she was like doped out on trim spa. Yes.
- 39:53Speaker 3: And remember when she was talking.
- 39:55Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, that's my phone. Okay.
- 39:57Speaker 3: When she was like, she was like, you want my body?
- 40:00Speaker 3: And it had that weird tremble to it. And everyone
- 40:05Speaker 3: was kind of like, what's happening? And she was really skinny.
- 40:07Speaker 3: I don't know. I, she also thought tuna was chicken. Right.
- 40:15Speaker 3: And she thought buffaloes had wings.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:17Speaker 3: So maybe she's not the best for commercials.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Right, exactly. So, I mean, that was one thing.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Then this was juicy. A juicy scooper wrote me this.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Harley Pasternak. This is a weird coincidence, but the same trainer,
- 40:32Speaker 4: Harley Pasternak, that allegedly threatened to have Kanye institutionalized again,
- 40:38Speaker 4: where they medicate the crap out of you. Now you're wondering,
- 40:40Speaker 4: what is this about? Kanye posted... exchanges he had with
- 40:46Speaker 4: this trainer, Harley, which I'll get to in a minute.
- 40:50Speaker 4: And then he took it down, but he did post that.
- 40:52Speaker 4: And where he said, Harley said to him, you will
- 40:58Speaker 4: be institutionalized again where they medicate the crap out of
- 41:01Speaker 4: you and you go back to zombie land forever. Also,
- 41:04Speaker 4: this guy, apparently, is Jessica Simpson's personal trainer. And she
- 41:09Speaker 4: said in an interview, she's following his diet plan to
- 41:12Speaker 4: lose over 100 pounds. He also is the personal trainer
- 41:16Speaker 4: to Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Brittany Murphy, rest in peace,
- 41:20Speaker 4: and her husband, Mac Miller, rest in peace.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Whose husband?
- 41:25Speaker 2: Brittany Murphy.
- 41:27Speaker 3: Mac Miller wasn't married to Brittany Murphy.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Who's Mac Miller?
- 41:30Speaker 3: No, Mac Miller was a rapper. He was with Ariana Grande. Oh, sure. No,
- 41:34Speaker 3: he was Brittany Murphy and her husband, who did also
- 41:36Speaker 3: pass away from pneumonia.
- 41:38Speaker 2: Oh, and her husband.
- 41:40Speaker 3: But remember, she got really skinny before she passed away, too.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Yes.
- 41:44Speaker 4: And so she passed away, then the husband passed away,
- 41:46Speaker 4: and then also Mac Miller passed away.
- 41:47Speaker 7: God.
- 41:48Speaker 4: So this is the Kanye West text that he shared
- 41:53Speaker 4: on Instagram, allegedly from this trainer from a while back.
- 41:58Speaker 2: I'm going to help you one of a couple ways.
- 42:01Speaker 4: First, you and I sit down and have a loving
- 42:04Speaker 4: and open conversation about but you don't use cuss words
- 42:06Speaker 4: and everything that is discussed is based in fact and
- 42:09Speaker 4: not some crazy stuff that dumb friend of yours told
- 42:13Speaker 4: you or that you saw in a tweet.
- 42:15Speaker 2: Harley, I'm with you. I understand, okay?
- 42:18Speaker 4: Second option, I have you institutionalized again where they medicate
- 42:23Speaker 4: the crap out of you and you go back to
- 42:25Speaker 4: Zombieland forever. Play date with the kids just won't be
- 42:29Speaker 4: the same.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Jesus.
- 42:30Speaker 2: So very threatening.
- 42:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:32Speaker 4: And so, you know, Kanye and whatever, he's trying to
- 42:36Speaker 4: get his message out of how he believes he's been
- 42:40Speaker 4: mistreated in the media and through other people. He wanted
- 42:44Speaker 4: people to know this about this guy, that this was
- 42:46Speaker 4: sent to him, allegedly.
- 42:48Speaker 3: But it didn't come out of a place of like,
- 42:50Speaker 3: I'm going to get you. It's like, no, this is.
- 42:53Speaker 2: Well, he says... Again, right?
- 42:56Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Where you go back.
- 42:57Speaker 4: So it's like, was he part of it the first
- 42:59Speaker 4: time that Kanye went away?
- 43:03Speaker 3: Right.
- 43:03Speaker 2: And he was threatening it again.
- 43:05Speaker 4: He's threatening it again. And he has some connection to
- 43:10Speaker 4: the powers that be to get somebody institutionalized as their trainer.
- 43:14Speaker 3: It's so Nurse Ratched.
- 43:16Speaker 2: It's pretty scary.
- 43:16Speaker 3: It is scary.
- 43:17Speaker 2: So let's move to some fun. Cher. Yes.
- 43:21Speaker 3: 76-year-old Cher is....
- 43:23Speaker 4: Is dating Amber Rose's ex-boyfriend, Alexander Edwards. And they, after
- 43:31Speaker 4: having dinner with Tyga, and the three of them were
- 43:34Speaker 4: having a very quiet dinner, which you guys go to
- 43:38Speaker 4: this place if you just honestly want to have like
- 43:40Speaker 4: a really private dinner and no one to know that
- 43:42Speaker 4: you went out to dinner with anybody. And it's called Craig's.
- 43:45Speaker 4: And paparazzi just happens to always be there.
- 43:49Speaker 3: It's just casual. Just a casual paparazzi.
- 43:52Speaker 4: And got a photo of them. They definitely seemed romantic.
- 43:56Speaker 4: And he was holding her hand in the car and
- 43:57Speaker 4: like kissing her hand. And he also has doubled down
- 44:01Speaker 4: and said, yes, like age is not. He said something
- 44:03Speaker 4: like age is not a number or something like that.
- 44:06Speaker 2: I'm really happy.
- 44:07Speaker 3: I'm really happy with this. Would you say it was
- 44:09Speaker 3: a May-December romance?
- 44:11Speaker 2: Definitely a May-December romance.
- 44:13Speaker 3: And I said, if it's a leap year, I'm ready.
- 44:16Speaker 3: I think Cher deserves this. She's been single for a while.
- 44:21Speaker 3: Why does Madonna have to have all the fun with
- 44:23Speaker 3: dating younger guys? And you know what? If Cher's getting
- 44:28Speaker 3: new dick, that means we're probably going to get a
- 44:30Speaker 3: new tour.
- 44:31Speaker 4: And I'm all for it because she's done her farewell
- 44:33Speaker 4: tour like 12 times. And I love someone that says
- 44:35Speaker 4: this is the final thing, whether it's going to Oxnard.
- 44:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Or Cher going on tour. This is it if you
- 44:43Speaker 2: don't show up. I will say, though, I believe he
- 44:49Speaker 2: came– I think it was him.
- 44:52Speaker 4: We'll see if he's the father of Amber's younger son,
- 44:55Speaker 4: this guy. But he was very charming when he came.
- 45:01Speaker 4: He was very sweet when Amber came on the show.
- 45:04Speaker 4: And they were very in love at that time. And
- 45:08Speaker 4: she also said, but then he admitted to cheating on her,
- 45:11Speaker 4: like on a radio show.
- 45:13Speaker 2: She found out he cheated. She got rid of him,
- 45:15Speaker 2: and then he confirmed it was true.
- 45:17Speaker 4: But one thing that Amber did say was that her
- 45:19Speaker 4: mother adored him, loved him, loved him, loved him, loved him. Now,
- 45:24Speaker 4: I'm not saying the mother was romantically involved, but I'm
- 45:28Speaker 4: just saying older women find him charming.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Good.
- 45:35Speaker 4: And this is their child. So this is the father
- 45:38Speaker 4: of the child.
- 45:40Speaker 3: What a weird world we live in. Yeah. Like Cher
- 45:43Speaker 3: could be Amber Rose's kid's stepmom. Right. Whoa.
- 45:48Speaker 2: I didn't even think of that. Turn back time.
- 45:52Speaker 3: Oh, holy God. That's so wild.
- 45:56Speaker 4: And Chaz could be that child's step-sibling.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Right.
- 46:01Speaker 2: Chaz Bono.
- 46:02Speaker 3: Step-brother. Yeah.
- 46:03Speaker 5: Wow.
- 46:04Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 46:05Speaker 2: That could be the new step-brothers. Yes. Chaz Bono and
- 46:08Speaker 2: this little kid.
- 46:08Speaker 3: And Amorosa's baby. Do you think they're like boning?
- 46:14Speaker 2: Yes.
- 46:15Speaker 3: Do you think so?
- 46:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 46:16Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
- 46:17Speaker 3: Because I'm just wondering if it's just like taking care
- 46:19Speaker 3: of her and just kissing her and just being romantic
- 46:21Speaker 3: or if it's just like, you know, hey Cher, can
- 46:24Speaker 3: you handle this? And she's pinning him down like, and
- 46:26Speaker 3: I'm strong enough, you know, and you're like.
- 46:28Speaker 4: I mean, who knows what kind of, how they are
- 46:31Speaker 4: in the sack together. But I think they're in the sack.
- 46:35Speaker 4: I know, but also you're 76.
- 46:37Speaker 3: 76. She still got it.
- 46:39Speaker 2: You still got it, but I don't know if you
- 46:40Speaker 2: can do the tricks and the spinning.
- 46:42Speaker 3: She can do the tricks.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Okay, good for her.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Very sad news, of course. We heard this on Saturday.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Aaron Carter has passed. He struggled with drugs and alcohol
- 46:53Speaker 4: for so long. And he was found in his bathtub
- 46:58Speaker 4: in his home in Lancaster, which is like an hour
- 47:01Speaker 4: outside of L.A.
- 47:02Speaker 3: Have a great improv there.
- 47:05Speaker 2: No, do they?
- 47:09Speaker 3: We will be coming to Lancaster.
- 47:11Speaker 4: It's like on the outskirts of LA, like outside of LA. And,
- 47:17Speaker 4: you know, communities are there. It also has trouble with
- 47:21Speaker 4: drugs and selling of drugs. And with the rise of fentanyl,
- 47:28Speaker 4: I'm just guessing, I wouldn't be surprised if when they
- 47:32Speaker 4: do do an autopsy, if they do, that besides maybe
- 47:35Speaker 4: there being prescription-type drugs in his system, maybe he tried
- 47:38Speaker 4: to buy some type of prescription drug thinking, but he
- 47:42Speaker 4: had to buy it on the street because he needed
- 47:44Speaker 4: so much of it. And then, of course, those things,
- 47:47Speaker 4: there's like these copycat, like Xanax, where they actually have.
- 47:50Speaker 2: The thing that looks like the pill.
- 47:53Speaker 3: Oh, right.
- 47:54Speaker 2: And then it has other things in it, like a
- 47:55Speaker 2: fentanyl or something. And I'm thinking, hopefully something like that
- 47:58Speaker 2: didn't happen. So it's like, yes, he was.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Abusing drugs, but I think, of course, it sounds very
- 48:05Speaker 4: much like an accidental thing.
- 48:08Speaker 2: And it was sad. He had a girlfriend. He had
- 48:10Speaker 2: an 11-month-old child.
- 48:12Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 48:14Speaker 4: And then his brother, Aaron Carter, I mean, sorry, Nick Carter,
- 48:18Speaker 4: the brother, sobbed during a touching tribute to Aaron at
- 48:21Speaker 4: a Backstreet Boys concert one day after he passed.
- 48:26Speaker 3: They were in London. Yeah, I saw this video yesterday,
- 48:28Speaker 3: and it was, ugh. Heart-wrenching. Heart-breaking. I love, I'm a
- 48:32Speaker 3: Backstreet Boys fan for life. Like, I love them to death,
- 48:36Speaker 3: and it's just so sad. He, like, I have to
- 48:38Speaker 3: give props to Nick for, I mean, finding out your
- 48:42Speaker 3: brother passed away less than 24 hours, and then performing
- 48:44Speaker 3: in London. Like, I don't know exactly the venue. I
- 48:47Speaker 3: don't know if it was the O2 or whatever, but, like,
- 48:50Speaker 3: and they did a tribute. They, like, they were on
- 48:53Speaker 3: top of it being, like, photos of the family and stuff,
- 48:56Speaker 3: and That's so great.
- 48:57Speaker 2: I'm glad they went forward with the show.
- 48:59Speaker 3: I really am. Yeah, they rallied around him and had
- 49:01Speaker 3: his back.
- 49:02Speaker 4: Because, I mean, by going forward with the show, he
- 49:05Speaker 4: was getting love and attention on him and his life
- 49:11Speaker 4: versus if Nick said, I'm not going to do the show.
- 49:15Speaker 2: I'm going to cancel the show.
- 49:16Speaker 4: And then all these other people were not only sad
- 49:19Speaker 4: that Aaron died, but that they also didn't get to
- 49:21Speaker 4: see the show. So I think it was like a
- 49:22Speaker 4: really great thing for him to do.
- 49:24Speaker 3: And it shows like how much he loved him because even,
- 49:27Speaker 3: even when Aaron was alive, like Aaron would get on
- 49:30Speaker 3: Tik TOK and say like the most horrible things about
- 49:35Speaker 3: his brother, like where it was like, sexual.
- 49:37Speaker 2: Assault, accusing, accusing him of a lot of stuff.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's like, at the end of the day,
- 49:41Speaker 3: he was like, no, I loved my brothers. Just, he
- 49:43Speaker 3: was just in such a dark place and couldn't get
- 49:45Speaker 3: the help that he needed. And it's, yeah, it's just tragic.
- 49:48Speaker 3: And I think Hillary Duff posted about it. Like you
- 49:51Speaker 3: were my first love. I mean, he was such a big,
- 49:53Speaker 3: like Disney, was he Disney or Nickelodeon?
- 49:56Speaker 4: The other part, the other sad thing is in certain States,
- 49:59Speaker 4: at least California, um, you can't force your loved one
- 50:03Speaker 4: to get help. There's no, you know, unless you're that,
- 50:06Speaker 4: I guess that trainer.
- 50:07Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 50:08Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Or Lou Thornton or something. I don't know.
- 50:11Speaker 4: But for a regular person who has a loved one,
- 50:13Speaker 4: like a sibling that they really want them to go
- 50:16Speaker 4: into a drug, they cannot force them to. So that's,
- 50:20Speaker 4: what's really hard to, um, uh, another prediction came true.
- 50:24Speaker 3: Did we not call that?
- 50:27Speaker 4: Jingle bell rock is Lindsay Lohan's new movie.
- 50:31Speaker 3: And it's, No, no, no, no, no. Falling for Christmas
- 50:35Speaker 3: is the movie.
- 50:37Speaker 2: Falling for Christmas. But Jingle Bell Rock is what she
- 50:40Speaker 2: sang as Mean Girls when they wore the hot Santa outfit.
- 50:43Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 50:44Speaker 2: So she has, in fact, recorded a new version of
- 50:48Speaker 2: that song. And it's everything we thought it would be.
- 50:52Speaker 2: And it's here. Prediction come true.
- 50:53Speaker 3: Watch out, Mariah, because Jingle Bell Rock, have you heard
- 50:58Speaker 3: it yet? There was a clip of it, and it's something.
- 51:02Speaker 4: I want to jump to a very juicy prediction that
- 51:08Speaker 4: Peter made.
- 51:08Speaker 3: Wait, what?
- 51:10Speaker 2: Peter has his own prediction.
- 51:11Speaker 3: Okay.
- 51:11Speaker 2: He sent this to me.
- 51:13Speaker 4: First of all, he filled it off the news and
- 51:15Speaker 4: was like, this is fake, this is fake. And then
- 51:17Speaker 4: he sent it to me, and he goes, I predict
- 51:19Speaker 4: this is fake. So the Today Show, the story came,
- 51:23Speaker 4: the story behind the surfer who got photobombed by a
- 51:25Speaker 4: great white shark.
- 51:27Speaker 2: Peter believes that this is not a real photo.
- 51:33Speaker 3: What am I looking at?
- 51:34Speaker 2: Do you see the shark in the back?
- 51:39Speaker 3: Oh, what? Is that a fin?
- 51:41Speaker 2: Yes.
- 51:41Speaker 3: Okay.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Peter says he doesn't believe it's true.
- 51:47Speaker 4: His experience as a photographer, but more importantly, as a
- 51:51Speaker 4: San Diego native and Oceanside lifeguard.
- 51:57Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 51:57Speaker 2: We'll see.
- 51:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:59Speaker 4: Peter, investigate it. Tell me what you guys think. Do
- 52:03Speaker 4: you agree with Peter or not?
- 52:05Speaker 3: And where is this supposed to be? In San Diego?
- 52:07Speaker 2: Peter, where was this supposed to be? Southern California. He
- 52:13Speaker 2: doesn't believe it. Now, why don't you believe it, Peter?
- 52:15Speaker 2: Because the shark is too big? The sharks do not
- 52:18Speaker 2: come above the water. The sharks do not come above
- 52:22Speaker 2: the water like that.
- 52:23Speaker 4: Now, I will say in your defense, I will say
- 52:26Speaker 4: in the defense of other people, he says ever, ever,
- 52:29Speaker 4: 35 years ago when you were a lifeguard in Oceanside,
- 52:33Speaker 4: the earth was different.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:35Speaker 4: And apparently sharks are getting bigger, more aggressive.
- 52:38Speaker 3: Pangea. I don't know if you.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Saw Jaws 3. I don't know if you saw Jaws 3,
- 52:43Speaker 2: but the baby of Jaws went from the Atlantic Ocean
- 52:47Speaker 2: into the Pacific Ocean.
- 52:49Speaker 3: SeaWorld.
- 52:49Speaker 2: To find.
- 52:50Speaker 4: The person that killed its mother. So, yeah, shit happens
- 52:54Speaker 4: with sharks.
- 52:55Speaker 3: And... That only happens in South Africa off the very
- 53:00Speaker 3: cold southern... It's called Cape Town.
- 53:03Speaker 2: Peter is saying it only happens in South Africa. Okay,
- 53:07Speaker 2: you guys.
- 53:07Speaker 3: I watch documentaries and I've seen sharks. The great whites
- 53:10Speaker 3: jump out of the water to eat. In South Africa.
- 53:14Speaker 2: All right, let's see.
- 53:15Speaker 5: So....
- 53:17Speaker 3: In California, they're all stoned and just swim underwater.
- 53:21Speaker 4: All I know is that Justin successfully predicted that Lindsay
- 53:25Speaker 4: Lohan would re-release the song Jingle Bell Rock for her
- 53:28Speaker 4: Netflix Christmas movie.
- 53:29Speaker 2: And we will see where.
- 53:31Speaker 4: Peter's prediction lands. We should probably know in a couple weeks.
- 53:35Speaker 4: Me just talking about it will start an investigation.
- 53:39Speaker 2: Up there with Watergate.
- 53:40Speaker 3: We're going to get David Attenborough on the show.
- 53:43Speaker 4: Who's that?
- 53:44Speaker 3: What? He's the BBC documentary guy.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Get him then.
- 53:48Speaker 3: The great white shark jumps above the water.
- 53:50Speaker 2: We're going to figure it out.
- 53:51Speaker 3: We don't know.
- 53:52Speaker 2: I know you stopped following our girl, Brittany.
- 53:54Speaker 3: I did. Let me look.
- 53:56Speaker 2: She had a weekend.
- 53:57Speaker 3: Did she?
- 53:57Speaker 4: She had quite a weekend.
- 54:00Speaker 3: Did she get out of her kitchen?
- 54:01Speaker 2: No, these are what people are concerned about.
- 54:03Speaker 3: Okay.
- 54:04Speaker 4: So she's doing her normal dancing, crop top, bikini bottom,
- 54:07Speaker 4: white boots.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Yes.
- 54:08Speaker 2: And she says, my crop top with my sleeves is
- 54:11Speaker 2: my favorite.
- 54:11Speaker 4: She explains it as her very expensive blouse, which is weird.
- 54:15Speaker 4: And she goes, I went back to my old house
- 54:17Speaker 4: and danced in it. And people are like, okay, so
- 54:20Speaker 4: when you sell your house to someone.
- 54:21Speaker 2: You just knock on the door. And they happen to
- 54:23Speaker 2: have all the same furniture and you're dancing around.
- 54:26Speaker 4: So more and more people are like, I think she's
- 54:28Speaker 4: losing it, and I also really don't know if any
- 54:31Speaker 4: of this is true.
- 54:33Speaker 2: Where is Sam? What is happening? Did they keep both houses?
- 54:36Speaker 2: Is this an old video? What's happening?
- 54:39Speaker 4: And then she posted the same thing one, two, three, four, five, six,
- 54:43Speaker 4: or five times, which was strange.
- 54:46Speaker 2: And then this was pretty weird. This was one of
- 54:51Speaker 2: her posts this weekend. My new expensive white butterfly. Lots
- 54:54Speaker 2: of T's. It's crazy. Here's me dancing with no heels.
- 55:00Speaker 2: Heel emoji. Trust me, ladies.
- 55:01Speaker 4: Before I started dating Sam, way back when, I wore
- 55:05Speaker 4: the highest fucking heels. My second year in, I think
- 55:09Speaker 4: maybe my feet got younger and I wanted to fucking run.
- 55:13Speaker 4: We will let you know when we are ready for you.
- 55:17Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. Did you get your tea?
- 55:19Speaker 2: We made you beg two hours for it.
- 55:21Speaker 4: She's always talking about how she didn't get to have
- 55:23Speaker 4: coffee or tea when she was under the conservatorship. So
- 55:27Speaker 4: obviously my performances went from motherfucker to barefoot, a barefoot emoji.
- 55:34Speaker 2: Slave for you performance. We are all in the jungle.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Let's get ready. Guess it was interesting. Face with a little,
- 55:41Speaker 2: what is that?
- 55:42Speaker 3: Monocle.
- 55:43Speaker 2: Entertainment.
- 55:47Speaker 3: The mad libs of it all, it's just like pick
- 55:49Speaker 3: a verb, pick a noun, pick an adjective, put it
- 55:52Speaker 3: all together.
- 55:52Speaker 4: Now, as someone who's been studying the Britney Spears Instagram
- 55:55Speaker 4: for a solid two, three years, I think I've been
- 55:58Speaker 4: covering it.
- 56:00Speaker 2: This really doesn't make sense.
- 56:02Speaker 3: At all.
- 56:02Speaker 4: There were a couple that didn't make sense, and then
- 56:04Speaker 4: there was this girl on TikTok that's like, I'm from Louisiana,
- 56:07Speaker 4: and I know what she's talking about, and she'd break
- 56:10Speaker 4: it down, and I'd be like, okay, this is by
- 56:13Speaker 4: far the weirdest, in my opinion.
- 56:17Speaker 2: So I don't know.
- 56:18Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, Tara Reid's like, hold my beer. Yeah. Like,
- 56:22Speaker 3: she's like, I got it from here, girl.
- 56:27Speaker 2: Okay. Very exciting.
- 56:29Speaker 4: Rebel Wilson and her girlfriend of seven months, they were engaged,
- 56:33Speaker 4: and then they got married.
- 56:35Speaker 2: Her name's Ramona.
- 56:36Speaker 4: And then today, that was over the weekend, and they
- 56:38Speaker 4: got married. And Rebel Wilson is very beautiful, and she
- 56:43Speaker 4: was always... A fuller girl. She was a funny girl
- 56:46Speaker 4: in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids. She really slimmed down and
- 56:51Speaker 4: then left her boyfriend, who was the heir to the
- 56:54Speaker 4: Anheuser-Busch thing that also dated Adrienne Malouf.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Right.
- 56:58Speaker 2: They broke up. And then she announced, I'm dating a woman.
- 57:01Speaker 2: I'm in love. And today she said, and I have
- 57:04Speaker 2: a baby girl.
- 57:05Speaker 3: I mean, the ultimate lesbian.
- 57:07Speaker 7: So.
- 57:08Speaker 3: I mean, seriously.
- 57:08Speaker 4: She said, thank you to my surrogate. She's 42. I
- 57:11Speaker 4: don't know if she retrieved her eggs and put it
- 57:14Speaker 4: into circuit. I don't know why she didn't want to
- 57:16Speaker 4: carry her own baby. Maybe medically she couldn't. And let's
- 57:19Speaker 4: just be fucking honest. You've been having your whole life
- 57:22Speaker 4: and now you're like a size four and you have
- 57:25Speaker 4: the money and you're also working as an actress as
- 57:29Speaker 4: this size and we have the ability to have someone
- 57:33Speaker 4: else carry your baby. I don't, I think That's what
- 57:36Speaker 4: made sense. That's my opinion. That's what made sense. It
- 57:40Speaker 4: wasn't like she was going to get knocked up with
- 57:41Speaker 4: the lesbian. So it was going to be a planning
- 57:44Speaker 4: situation no matter what.
- 57:45Speaker 3: Right.
- 57:45Speaker 4: So I think she planned to harvest the egg, whether
- 57:49Speaker 4: it's her egg or someone else, or maybe it's the
- 57:51Speaker 4: wife's egg.
- 57:51Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 57:52Speaker 4: And then put it in another woman who carried it
- 57:55Speaker 4: successfully and the baby's healthy. And the baby's name is Royce,
- 57:57Speaker 4: as in Rolls Royce.
- 57:59Speaker 3: Royce. Royce Lillian. What a weekend. Like this is, I
- 58:05Speaker 3: think this is, I think this is the fastest a
- 58:08Speaker 3: lesbian has ever done it. Seven months in a relationship, married.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Oh wait, I just realized something. It's not this girl's,
- 58:17Speaker 2: it's not this girl's egg then. The baby was already
- 58:20Speaker 2: cooking when she met her.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:24Speaker 4: Wait, have they met seven months ago or engaged seven
- 58:27Speaker 4: months ago?
- 58:28Speaker 3: They got married.
- 58:30Speaker 4: So she may have already been pursuing single motherhood, then
- 58:35Speaker 4: fell in love, and then was like, the baby's here
- 58:38Speaker 4: or the baby's coming any minute. Let's make it official
- 58:41Speaker 4: because I want you to share this experience with me
- 58:43Speaker 4: and be her other mother.
- 58:44Speaker 3: I mean, this is the ultimate.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Their earliest post together was November 2021, but they did
- 58:49Speaker 4: not make their relationship official until January 2022.
- 58:52Speaker 2: So their first post was November 2021, which means.
- 58:57Speaker 4: No, November 2021, which means just a year ago. And
- 59:01Speaker 4: it takes approximately, you know, 10 months. It might have
- 59:05Speaker 4: been in the works. Might have already been in the works.
- 59:08Speaker 4: She might have already done the egg retrieval. or whatever,
- 59:11Speaker 4: met her, and then come January, they were a full-blown couple,
- 59:15Speaker 4: and the baby was already now in a surrogate. By January,
- 59:18Speaker 4: the baby would have been in a surrogate. Yeah, because
- 59:21Speaker 4: it's 10 months. It's actually not nine.
- 59:23Speaker 3: The whole time? Yeah.
- 59:27Speaker 4: It's more, well, it's 40, It's more like 40 weeks,
- 59:31Speaker 4: not 36 weeks.
- 59:33Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 59:33Speaker 3: Who cares?
- 59:34Speaker 2: Someone I'm sure will correct me.
- 59:35Speaker 3: Okay. I mean, that was the fastest U-Haul lesbian relationship
- 59:39Speaker 3: I've ever witnessed. Like, everyone's like, oh, lesbian wedding. No,
- 59:43Speaker 3: this was a lesbian wedding.
- 59:45Speaker 2: Well, these girls fell in love after one pageant.
- 59:48Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
- 59:48Speaker 2: They may have known each other.
- 59:50Speaker 4: But Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico also got married.
- 59:54Speaker 2: And both the sets of lesbians....
- 59:57Speaker 4: Rebel Wilson and her wife very beautiful but very similar
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: looking and these girls are they're blonde beauties and these
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: girls are raven hair very pretty beauties both you know
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: darker skinned and dark you know and dark hair and
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: so I mean people like to marry themselves I mean
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: they look a lot alike I mean that's.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: The thing yeah have you seen have you seen gay
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: couples on Instagram they kind of you know look a
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: little the same Yeah, it's true. It's true. I mean,
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: I don't. I don't look the same. I do? No,
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: we don't. We do?
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: No, you don't really look the same, but you do
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: have similar good hair.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: Yeah. You and Evan, yeah.
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: That's fine.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: I mean, we're not like twins.
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: But no, you're not like the same physical bodies or
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: anything like that. Yeah, no, no, no.
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: Like attracts like, you know.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: I also think May, December gay romances are very much
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: similar looking guys.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: May, Decembers?
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: Like, so if the guy is like, you know, 50,
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: it's like, and he has a younger boyfriend or husband
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: who's like, let's say that is 28. It always looks
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: like a younger, like better version than him. Like he
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: just married someone.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: Not always.
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: But I've seen a lot of couples like that. And
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: there's been times when I've literally been out and talking
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: to two men and assuming they were a couple and
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: it was just father and son.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: Oh, hot. We're like a March-July couple, if that's a thing.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Hilarious.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: This guy from the Fyre Festival, Billy McFarlane, he has
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: gotten out of prison.
- 1:01:34Speaker 3: And back to his old ways.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: And he's going to be.
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: Doing a whole festival soon. And, no, we don't know
- 1:01:40Speaker 4: what he's going to be doing. What I saw on
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: Primetime is they're like, oh, and you're up to another adventure.
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: And he's teasing it. And so then people wrote about it. Like,
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: why don't you get out? You're doing another scam. And
- 1:01:52Speaker 4: Vulture went.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: And saw what it was.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: And he's like, you're to get a clue to play
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: this pirate game that everyone can be included in this. Like,
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: I don't know if it's going to be a festival
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: or a game or whatever, but he asked for your information.
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: And so this writer from vulture was like, absolutely not.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: But someone from TMZ did. So someone from TMZ is
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: going to go through and.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Report what happens. And if their bank.
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: Account gets cleaned out or if they actually go to
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: a pirate party or what.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: Could you imagine a pirate party? Like what do pirates do? plunder.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: They steal from people. They set fire. Sounds good. It's
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: a treasure map. Fire to villages. Fire festival. It's a
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: treasure map. This is just a scream for help.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: He did spend 10 months in solitary confinement.
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: Well, he had some time to come up with some ideas.
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: And he went with pirate theme.
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: No.
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: Go back.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: Back to jail.
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: And here, and I reminded me of Anna Delvey, our favorite.
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: She's out of prison. She did not go to Germany.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: She's living in New York. And, um, And since you
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: do the best, Anna, of anybody, I just want to
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: ask you, if I was interviewing you, Anna, I heard
- 1:03:01Speaker 4: that you're doing a kind of festival.
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: Can you explain a little bit? Like who's going to go?
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: What's it going to be?
- 1:03:06Speaker 3: It's only going to be the most exclusive party. We're
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: going to have everybody, all the celebrity chefs will be
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: cooking the food, all the grilled cheese sandwiches. will be
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: made by Golden Ramsay.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: We're going to have, like, the cast of The Crown
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: will be there. Oh, wow. Also, the dragons from Game
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: of Thrones will be there. They're all going to the
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: music festival. You can ride the dragons. They don't know yet,
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: but we will have dragon riding. So, yes, it's only
- 1:03:31Speaker 3: exclusive and very VIP.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: You're right. Nobody's done anything like.
- 1:03:36Speaker 7: That, Anna.
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: I know.
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: I can't help it, but I'm a genius, you know?
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: You are a genius.
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: Do you know who she looks like in this picture?
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Do you remember the little Russian guy, Hasbulla?
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: No.
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: Have you all seen him? He's like a little tiny person,
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: but I'll send it to you. He looks like Hasbulla
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: in an Anna Delvey wig. I'll show him to you.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: He's a viral sensation.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: Oh, I love that.
- 1:03:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: Justin, thank you so much for coming this weekend.
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: Everybody, check out his fabulous podcast, Just Saying.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: And, of course, follow you at Justin Martindale. Please do.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: If you aren't already.
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: And do you have any upcoming things besides just being
- 1:04:16Speaker 4: a juicy scoop today?
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: I think I have, let's see, we've got Thanksgiving.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Okay, great.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: We also have a Christmas party coming up, which we'll
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: find the date for that. But, yes, yes, I'll be around.
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: I'll be here in L.A. until probably, I think... Yeah,
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: end of the year.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: We'll have you back on in a couple weeks.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: Please do.
- 1:04:33Speaker 4: I need to talk to you about the most important
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: television show ever in my life, and that's Sister Wives.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's gotten really good. Boring as ever.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: Moves like molasses. But I can't stop watching it.
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: As you know, we have Cody and his four wives,
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: and Christine is leaving.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: So, last night.
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: They have their outdoor meeting. They still are, I guess,
- 1:05:01Speaker 4: concerned about COVID. So they sit outside with, you know,
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: their five chairs six feet apart. And Christine says, my
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: house is sold. They live in Flagstaff, Arizona. And I
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: am taking my youngest daughter and the two of us
- 1:05:15Speaker 4: are leaving Cody and all of you to move to
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: Utah where my older daughter is married and lives.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: And she said, you know, that's it. We've been struggling
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: for a long time.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: And Mary is totally bitter because she's like, you don't
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: just give up on the family. Like, Cody, you know,
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: and I haven't gotten along for years and we haven't
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: been intimate in years. But I'm staying because I think
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: there's still hope. And then they cut to Cody, who's
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: doing his interview, and he goes, I wouldn't care if
- 1:05:45Speaker 4: Mary left for good and found somebody else.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: I wouldn't care. She has no idea.
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: Meanwhile, she's at her Airbnb that she had with her mother,
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: but the mother passed.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: And then she goes, I'm here. She does like a video.
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: They're doing a lot of filming by themselves, which by
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: the way, these are the poorest reality stars I've ever seen.
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: I don't know how little money TLC has been paying them,
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: but they've been on for 12 years. And they film
- 1:06:15Speaker 4: a lot of their stuff themselves. They show them putting
- 1:06:18Speaker 4: a bed together. They just put a camera in the corner.
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: She's doing like a Instagram live with her best friend, Mary,
- 1:06:25Speaker 4: which that's doesn't require any TLC, you know, video professional.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: And she's sitting there with her friend laughing so hard.
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: And Cody's like, I'm, I'm glad that Mary has a
- 1:06:37Speaker 4: friend outside of the family because the family.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: Doesn't really like her. I mean, it is so awful.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: So she's pissed because she's like, I stuck through it.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: Why don't you And Christine is like, well, I haven't
- 1:06:50Speaker 4: been happy for a long time. We haven't been romantic
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: for like a decade. And she goes, and Cody plays favorites,
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: favorite wives and favorite kids. And that's not myself or
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: my kids. She basically says that. Janelle, the one in
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: the orange over here, she's nice. She and Christine love
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: each other. They raise their kids together. Her kids, like
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: their kids all like each other. And Janelle's daughter, Maddie,
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: lives in North Carolina with her husband, Caleb. And Isabel
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: is Christine who's leaving. That is her daughter. And she's
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: going to go to community college, which is near Caleb
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: and Maddie's house, and live with them. And she's like,
- 1:07:33Speaker 4: I am just so excited for Isabel to be with
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: Caleb and Maddie. They're so excited for her. She's so
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: close to them. And Caleb just can't wait for her
- 1:07:44Speaker 4: to come. And it's so great for her to see
- 1:07:46Speaker 4: a wonderful marriage and how a wonderful marriage looks. Am
- 1:07:52Speaker 4: I the only one thinking that this might be maybe
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: not the intention? I'm just saying prediction would not be
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: surprised if in a few years, Isabel was, quote unquote,
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: marrying into this family. I know some people, if the
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: sister wives watch this, they might get very upset with me.
- 1:08:11Speaker 4: You came from a polygamous family, Christine. You were in one.
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: It didn't work out because of Cody. So if Caleb
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: could be great to two wives, I'm just saying, has
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: anyone else thought this?
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: So anyway, Robin, who's been the favorite, is the fourth.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: Wife, who is the actual only legally married wife because
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: she brought three children into the marriage with Cody as
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: the fourth wife.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: And he was like, can I marry her, Mary? Can
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: I divorce you?
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: And can I marry her so that her kids can,
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: I don't know, have health insurance or something?
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: I don't really know why, but they did it that way.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: And Mary agreed.
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: And since then, during the three years of COVID, Robin
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: and Cody were like COVID, terrified COVID people. And so
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: he really used that, I think, as an excuse to
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: like never really see any of the other wives, any
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: of their kids. And it ruined an already bad situation
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: with Christine. So Christine's like, I'm leaving.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: That's it. And Robin starts getting so mad.
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: And she says, Christine goes, it's been bad since we
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: all lived in the cul-de-sac.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: In Las Vegas. And Robin goes, that's not true. You're lying.
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: You're lying.
- 1:09:25Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad. And it's
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: like so weird because it's Robin, who's the fourth wife.
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: It's like, I just don't think I want to be
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: stuck with this guy forever. And I feel bad because
- 1:09:39Speaker 4: now the whole world is going to think I as
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: fourth wife, like ruined this polygamous family when that is
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: not what I signed up for at all.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: And that's what I find so interesting.
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: And now Cody says, we have been public for 12 years.
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: And I set out as my purpose to.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: Show the world that polygamous marriage works. And by you leaving...
- 1:10:04Speaker 4: And you deciding that it's over, even though I didn't
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: want to have sex with you and I never came
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: to visit, but by you leaving, now it puts a
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: crack in the facade that polygamy isn't as great as
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: what we said.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: And now I look like a fraud.
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: So again, it's not even about Christine's happiness or about
- 1:10:23Speaker 4: the happiness of the family. It's still about him because
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: he's like, oh my God, now everyone's going to say
- 1:10:27Speaker 4: this doesn't work.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't.
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: It doesn't.
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: And you know who's the most miserable of all?
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: Cody.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: Cody's the most miserable of all because he has to
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: live with himself.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: They only have to live with him just a little bit.
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: And now one's in a trailer, doesn't have room for
- 1:10:42Speaker 4: him and his hair products.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: That's Janelle.
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: Mary, he wants nothing to do with. He's like, go
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: live far away in your Airbnb. And Christine is leaving
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: to a whole other state, back to Utah. And Robin
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: is like, holy shit. I have to deal with this
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: guy and his narcissism and his ego alone? And then also,
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: where does the show go? I think they're all also
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: freaking out. Like, where does the show go? If Christine leaves,
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: now the kids are getting older. We're not doing all
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: this stuff together. Oh, by the way, the oldest son
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: of Janelle's, he got married. And I guess once he
- 1:11:18Speaker 4: turned 18, he never wanted to be on the show
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: or anything.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: But they were all invited to the wedding. I found
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: out that behind the scenes. So there you guys go.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: Very juicy. Watch it. Also, Salt Lake, just all about
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: the Mormons.
- 1:11:32Speaker 4: I'm going to just do a fun recap on Salt
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: Lake City of what made it juicy this week. Well,
- 1:11:38Speaker 4: this guy is like a cute bear and he, I guess,
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: left the church too.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: And he's going to start a choir.
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: For Heather Gay to sing in and she's going to
- 1:11:48Speaker 4: have auditions.
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: So it started out like that.
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: And then Lisa Barlow talked to her son about going
- 1:11:54Speaker 4: to college and he's like, fudge college mom. And she's like,
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: I know you have your products that we set you
- 1:11:59Speaker 4: up with your companies, but I still think that you
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: should go, you know, I still think you should go
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: to college.
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: I mean, I want you to go to college.
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: And she's in a lot of turmoil because the season
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: has started where rumors are flying that Lisa Barlow, who
- 1:12:14Speaker 4: has Vita Tequila, which by the way, don't know, very
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: hard to find. Send it to me, Lisa. You sent
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: it to me when I was in Park City, Utah.
- 1:12:22Speaker 4: I don't know where else to get it. Anyway, The
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: girls were saying that she was blowing people to get
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: Vita tequila into restaurants and things, and that she was
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: also blowing some guy to get jazz tickets for the family.
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: She has since, you know, totally denied it. Meanwhile, this
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: part's sad.
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: Whitney, who talks like this, her husband, Jason, he.
- 1:12:48Speaker 4: Comes home and tells her he's been fired from his
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: high position at a big MLM that sells, I think, vitamins.
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: So he was like top tier, you know, helping with sales.
- 1:13:00Speaker 4: And he starts to cry and she's like, let me
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: get you a paper towel, which I thought was kind
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: of rude because I don't think that's very soft. He
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: already has kind of a little bit of a rosacea,
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: but she's got her own skincare line.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Maybe she can help. And she's crying. She's like, wait,
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: what happened? Why would they fire you? You're so good
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: at your job. What happened?
- 1:13:20Speaker 4: And he's like, well, they said it's because You're a
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: public person and you have a public image and it's
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: just not working for the company anymore.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: Why?
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: What have I ever done as a public personality to
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: have any type of embarrassment on you or the company
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: or my family? And then they cut to this scene
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: from a year ago when she and Justin, her husband,
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: are in their– I think she's topless, by the way.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: She's topless.
- 1:13:50Speaker 4: She has just a G-string on or tiny underwear. He
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: has shorts on. He has like tidy shorts on. And they,
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: I don't know if they have mud or paint, but
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: they're wrestling with all the cameramen and all the audio people.
- 1:14:02Speaker 4: And then they put it on the show. I've told
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: you this before. I don't know why Housewives is so
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: into showing nude women all the time when 98% of
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: the people that watch the show are straight women. So
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: I don't get why they think that's so enticing to us,
- 1:14:17Speaker 4: but Maybe it's a way for us to rip on
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: them after.
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. But so he got fired.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: She's sad about it.
- 1:14:24Speaker 4: Then we find out that this other girl, Angie, her husband,
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: like just admits, he's like, yeah, I started a fake.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: Twitter account just to troll some of the other housewives.
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: What?
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: This girl, Angie, is like a friend. She's trying to
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: be on a housewife.
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: And then he goes, well, you know, Angie was just,
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: you know, got so much press, so much got trashed
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: in the press. So I didn't know how else to
- 1:14:45Speaker 4: defend her, but to create a fake account called Shaw
- 1:14:49Speaker 4: Exposed and go after Jen Shaw and Lisa Barlow.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: And so creepy.
- 1:14:55Speaker 4: It's like a grown, like 50 year old man that
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: I believe has a lot of money. And he's doing
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: this like so weird. And Meredith is like, oh my God,
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: that's so disturbing.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: But you know what? They've been awful to you. You've
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: been awful to them. At least you're owning it that
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: you are a troll.
- 1:15:14Speaker 4: So weird. But his troll account, I guess, was doing great.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: And he was going after all of them. And I
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: thought that was so bizarre. And then at the end
- 1:15:27Speaker 4: of the episode, Jen Shaw goes out with a megaphone
- 1:15:30Speaker 4: to rally up all the people that came to audition
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: for Heather Gay's choir show. which looked like there was
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: about five guys. It looked like it was 5 p.m.
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: at the Roundup in Dallas. There's literally five old gay
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: guys waiting to sing their heart out.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: Nobody showed up to this thing. It was freaking hilarious. Okay,
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: you guys, it's here.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: It's almost the end of the 2022 Live Juicy Scoop Tour.
- 1:15:57Speaker 4: I do not want you to miss out. I have
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: A few tickets left for Boston. That is Thursday at
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: the Wilbur Theater, Thursday, November 17th, with Chris Frangiola. This
- 1:16:09Speaker 4: is going to be such a great— all of them are
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: going to be so great, you guys. We've had such
- 1:16:12Speaker 4: a fun time doing these shows. There's only a few
- 1:16:14Speaker 4: tickets left there. We just opened a few great, great
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: seats that are left. Friday the 18th in Philly, Philadelphia.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: You guys get that.
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: And I don't know.
- 1:16:25Speaker 4: There's probably a handful of tickets of each. There's an
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: early and a late show on Saturday night. November 17th
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: in D.C. at the Kennedy Center. All of that is
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: at heathermcdonald.net. Pull over right now if you are in
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: any of those cities and get your tickets right now
- 1:16:41Speaker 4: because after that, it's over.
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: I do not.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: Enjoy hearing your crying emails and messages about how you
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: didn't get the tickets because I really don't know when
- 1:16:50Speaker 4: you'll ever get to experience something like this. This is
- 1:16:52Speaker 4: a completely brand new topical show. Whether you came to
- 1:16:57Speaker 4: any of my other shows or the streamer or saw
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: my stand-up last year, this is why it's so great.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: Especially if you've seen our stand-up and you like our stand-up,
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: you're going to enjoy seeing Chris and I together in
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: a live setting doing crazy stuff that we can only
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: do in a live Juicy Scoop.
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: HeatherMcDonald.net. Thank you. The car is beautiful. Where did you
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: end up going for it? This exclusive place that Dad
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: has connections with. They have more cars for more dealerships
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: than like anywhere else. You have to put me in touch.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: What's it called?
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: It's DuneADL.com.
- 1:17:29Speaker 6: Where?
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: Dunediel.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: There's an accent on the E.
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: Do you mean.
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Dunediel Cars.
- 1:17:36Speaker 6: Lift, please.
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 1:17:41Speaker 6: No.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: Dunediel Cars.
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.