Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to James Lark about his choice of The Ark (1/4)
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- 0:33Hamster with a blunt pen knife for doing quicker.
- 0:36Quicker Welcome back to a hamster with a blunt pen knife,
- 0:39The Doctor Who commentary podcast.
- 0:44Something very strange is occurring today.
- 0:47James. Hello.
- 0:48Hello, Joe. You feel I feel very close to
- 0:51you right now. To you as well, Yes, almost
- 0:54uncomfortably close, that's. Right, as close as as Dodo is to
- 0:59all the people that she wipes out in the art.
- 1:01Let's hope you don't have a cold virus The.
- 1:05Very War of the Worlds that would be, wouldn't it?
- 1:07How are you? I'm I'm.
- 1:09I'm very well indeed. Yeah, you've, you've come to
- 1:12Eastbourne today, haven't you? I consider it the the hamster
- 1:15pilgrimage. You know, everyone ends up in
- 1:16Eastbourne eventually. That's right.
- 1:17You pointed out all of the all of the Doctor Who locations very
- 1:21quick. You can just about see Brighton
- 1:26in the distance over there. That's right.
- 1:27We sort of, we went back in time to the 1960s, to the Victorian
- 1:32tea rooms. That is right, yes, there's you
- 1:35time travel. Even as you traverse the streets
- 1:38in Eastbourne, you're immediately transported to the
- 1:4120th century, I have to say. If you also time travel another
- 1:44way is that you instantly get about 30 years older the second
- 1:47you arrive. So there it is.
- 1:49There's a bit of grain. Your beard now there wasn't here
- 1:52when you arrived, no. Well, that was just the train
- 1:54journey, OK? No, thank you for coming all
- 1:58this way. Thank you for having me, what a
- 2:00pleasure to be on the actual the sofa itself.
- 2:02We've stuffed ourselves for a cake already, haven't we?
- 2:05Didn't know where that sentence was going to end then, did you?
- 2:08And what are we here to do? We're here, as you've already I
- 2:13think hinted to discuss the Ark. Oh, but N is running Oh.
- 2:20No, me me me accent's changing. I think it's Earth.
- 2:26Earth. I think it's Whipsnades too,
- 2:28isn't it? Now, this is a there's not an
- 2:33odd choice because I think there's plenty to talk about.
- 2:35But you know, I really do not know where you fall on this one,
- 2:38whether you think it is an absolute classic, a complete
- 2:41stinker, or somewhere in the middle.
- 2:43I don't think it's any of those things.
- 2:48Well, where does it fall then? Well, what do you think?
- 2:51You're you're, you're. Looking at it in a very 2
- 2:53dimensional way if I may say so, you have a single axis on your
- 2:57graph. Frequently, yes.
- 2:59I I don't think this is the best of Doctor Who.
- 3:03Certainly not the worst though. And it's, and it's also an
- 3:08example of Doctor Who in it's early years really trying to
- 3:12push the boat out in terms of ambition and scale, both in
- 3:17terms of what it's trying to put on screen and also in terms of
- 3:19the the scope of the story. It's the first time that a story
- 3:27has really started to look at the consequences of the Doctor
- 3:33doing what the doctor does, something which has been done so
- 3:36many times in more recent years that it's almost become a bit
- 3:39passe. But at the time this was this
- 3:41was breaking very new ground. They could have done it.
- 3:44They could have done it with Dalek evasion of Earth.
- 3:47Yeah. They chose not to at all.
- 3:49It's just, oh, the Daleks have escaped from Scaro and they're
- 3:52here. Yeah.
- 3:53And it's, and it's really Doctor Who has been pretty linear up to
- 3:56this point. There's a little bit of, oh,
- 3:58what happens if we play around with with time in the Space
- 4:02Museum. There's a little bit of OK, So
- 4:05what does is there a another perspective on people dropping
- 4:10into different parts of history in the time meddler?
- 4:13But no one up until this point has ever really done a thing,
- 4:17which is pretty standard, I would say, in a lot of time
- 4:22travel science fiction, which is to say what what actually
- 4:26happens when someone goes to a place makes, I mean, we let's
- 4:32let's say changes. I mean, Doctor Who has this
- 4:34weird thing where you can change whatever you like in the future
- 4:37because we don't know what happens.
- 4:38But as long as but if it's if it's recorded history, you can't
- 4:41change it. Not not a single sent note.
- 4:43What's the quote? Not not one.
- 4:45Not one. Line, line.
- 4:47That's it. It's right, yes, but.
- 4:50I mean going to. Go to another planet.
- 4:52It's fair game. You can change the politics, you
- 4:54can depose rulers, you know. I'm going to go back in time
- 4:58actually, and change the scripts of the Aztecs to not one
- 5:00sentence. So though I I got that right.
- 5:02Well done. Yes.
- 5:03Yeah. I mean, I, I do wonder, you
- 5:05know, I'm hoping one day, you know, you do return to my home,
- 5:10you know, and you'll see then the consequences of your first
- 5:13visit, you know? Oh, will it?
- 5:15Yes, indeed. Well, that's dramatic as the
- 5:18Ark. That statue of Mark's legs is is
- 5:21crying out. It's got someone else's head on.
- 5:23You'll be our deity now, after this fabulous commentary.
- 5:28But it's it is a fascinating idea, though isn't?
- 5:31It it's a really, really interesting idea.
- 5:33I'm not sure it's all that successful.
- 5:37Well, they don't engage with it. They they present it and then we
- 5:41get 2 episodes of Oh well, they've gone bad, let's defeat
- 5:45them. To some extent.
- 5:46Now, this is the other thing is that I think that in more recent
- 5:51commentary, the Ark has been perceived as a bit problematic,
- 5:55shall we say? Yes.
- 5:58And some people have been quite vocally critical of the idea
- 6:02that it it's actually represents the worst kind of neo colonial
- 6:06perspective. The monoids are a a deliberate
- 6:12attempt to portray a different race as a lesser species.
- 6:18Now I'm actually think the intentions of the Ark.
- 6:23Again, this is where realisation and intention not quite the same
- 6:26thing, but I think the Ark actually intends to say
- 6:29something much more nuanced than that.
- 6:32What do you think it's saying there?
- 6:36I think it comes back to the, the, the whole consequences
- 6:39thing. And I think it's very, very
- 6:40subtly seeded because in the first couple of episodes, the
- 6:43monoids are quote UN quote friends.
- 6:45OK, in terms of the way that they are spoken about, they are
- 6:52treated as, I mean, the, the, the back story for the monoids
- 6:58is, is that they are a race who also have lost their planet.
- 7:02And it's, it's spoken about by the humans as if it's a, a joint
- 7:07endeavour to go to refuses and set up afresh.
- 7:11And yet the monoids are shown in a servile role.
- 7:18It's not clear to what extent they are willing participants in
- 7:22that because they don't speak, they don't have a voice.
- 7:26And when people start dropping, the humans are immediately
- 7:30stretchered off by monoids, whereas monoids are just left to
- 7:34crumple where they stand. Now that could be seen as a
- 7:40again, a kind of colonial approach to to the alien, the
- 7:44the the non human, except that it comes back to bite the
- 7:48humans. And yeah, I, I think that it's
- 7:51not a very sophisticated way of showing that consequence by just
- 7:56having the monoids become frankly kind of second rate
- 7:59villains and rather stupid villains at that.
- 8:02However, there is the moment in the fourth episode where the
- 8:05doctor berates the humans for the way that they treated them
- 8:09all and says this is on you, this is to do with the way you
- 8:12treated them. And I don't think it's a message
- 8:17that is particularly successfully delivered, but I do
- 8:19think and I and I, and it stands out in that striking moment
- 8:23where you see the the earth boiling and and falling through
- 8:27space. I think there is an attempt
- 8:30there to show that actually, regardless of race, regardless
- 8:35even of hierarchy, where where you stand in the hierarchy, if
- 8:38your planet is on fire, you're all fucked together.
- 8:41And I, I do think that that's the intention and that there is
- 8:44a deliberate intent to show an, an unconscious mistreatment of a
- 8:53different race. And that I think is is
- 8:56sophisticated, particularly for the time this programme was
- 8:58made. Yeah, the first half definitely.
- 9:00Yes, I can see that reading the second-half.
- 9:04Sometimes I, I do wonder, you know, if some of this stuff is
- 9:08over examined and like there may be some influences in there.
- 9:13But I do question sometimes when people suggest a lot of this
- 9:17stuff is really politically charged if they're not just
- 9:20finding something to talk about. Yes, you can make that reading.
- 9:24I don't know, with one eyed, floppy feeted monsters
- 9:30scrabbling about with ray guns? I'm not.
- 9:33I'm not suggesting for a moment that this story weathers A dense
- 9:41political reading good, but I do think, I do think that
- 9:46thematically it's much stronger than it's been at because
- 9:49historically, and I now, I first came to the arc through the
- 9:52target novelisation and I and my memory of reading the arc was
- 9:58always it's a it's a game of two halves that the first half is
- 10:02the worthy but dull section where the doctor cures a cold.
- 10:05The second-half is the exciting sci-fi bit where the monoids go
- 10:09evil and that's. Going to tell me it's the
- 10:11reverse on TV, aren't you? No, I'm no, I'm no.
- 10:16Again, you're trying to put me on this axis of of a very simple
- 10:192 dimensional axis. Well, you are talking to me all
- 10:21right. It's more complex than that,
- 10:24that I think that is how the story has been assumed to be as
- 10:26well. And if you read, say, Peter
- 10:30Haining's celebration, you know the, the, the potted
- 10:32descriptions in there, that's, that's what it says.
- 10:35It's it's literally 2 stories in the.
- 10:38Same book, but is that the Jeremy Bentham?
- 10:40The Jeremy Bentham one, Yeah, he.
- 10:41Suggests that The Gunfighters is the worst, single worst Octooth
- 10:44story of all time. It was not good, it was bad and
- 10:47it was ugly. Yeah.
- 10:49Superb critical tone there. I, I actually think that the
- 10:54four episodes are much more thematically integrated than has
- 10:57been acknowledged. And, and there's the
- 10:59interesting. And again, it it doesn't come
- 11:02across in the way it ought to, partly because they're
- 11:05invisible. But the refusions are an
- 11:07interesting element in this as well, because.
- 11:10I want to hear this. Well, because in the 1st 2
- 11:14episodes, and again, this is, I mean, this is so relevant.
- 11:17I'm, I'm not trying to kind of push a, a, a, a major political
- 11:25interpretation of this story because I think the political
- 11:27themes are as you would want in Doctor Who.
- 11:32Pretty. Broad, pretty broad and pretty
- 11:34lightly. You know, it's not it's you
- 11:37can't. The whole thing is not an
- 11:38allegory. It's it's but the the themes are
- 11:40are present in all four episodes.
- 11:43And the point is that everyone becomes an immigrant in, in, in
- 11:49that final episode and, and, and, and actually how, what,
- 11:57what, whatever you think of the unsubtle way in which the the
- 12:00monoids are become the kind of victims of the way they've been
- 12:03treated only, you know, because they've been badly treated, they
- 12:07end up treating people badly in return.
- 12:09You know, that's, that's laid on a bit thick, maybe.
- 12:12But as I say, it's a sci-fi yarn.
- 12:16It's more interesting for having a villain, even a crap villain.
- 12:20But, but in that final episode, the monoids also have to
- 12:22reassess because they suddenly are in the same position as the
- 12:25humans. It's, it's, again, I, I just, I
- 12:28feel like the outlook is a really intelligent one because
- 12:33it's, it's asking questions that we should constantly be asking
- 12:37actually about, you know, where we come from, where we're going
- 12:40to, and where do we, how do we fit in?
- 12:42And, you know, at a time when immigration is barely out of
- 12:47the, the, the news headlines, because some people apparently
- 12:53think that no one should move anywhere and should all stay
- 12:58where they quote UN quote belong.
- 13:03It's, it's definitely something we should be reflecting on and,
- 13:07and why we think that and what does happen if somewhere becomes
- 13:12uninhabitable, which is a very real and present threat in the
- 13:14world that we live in today. So it's it's not the the best
- 13:19executed example of Doctor Who touching on topical issues, but
- 13:26they are nevertheless topical and I do think that it's a more
- 13:30intelligent reading than it has been given credit for.
- 13:33Is that acknowledged in part 4? I know I have To be honest, I
- 13:37usually go into the arc really focusing on parts one and two,
- 13:40and then get lost somewhere in parts 3 and 4 when the monoids
- 13:44are waddling about with their ray guns and we're fighting with
- 13:47invisible creatures and things. Is it acknowledged that we're
- 13:52all immigrants now and we should all work together?
- 13:54I don't think it is, is it? Well, no one says that out loud.
- 13:59I mean, they would nowadays. They would nowadays and I'm not
- 14:02sure it would be able to script for that.
- 14:04I think it's there. I'll be interested to see when
- 14:08we get to 4. I'm going to give it some focus.
- 14:11It's there because the refusians have a an immigration policy
- 14:16which is either you lot can get on with each other or you're not
- 14:19coming in, which is again a wonderful.
- 14:21Policy, I mean, why can't we adopt that here so.
- 14:25Yeah, that sounds very simple. Should.
- 14:28We not all learn the language and work.
- 14:30Will you just be nice to each other please?
- 14:34But that but sorry that that is AI mean it.
- 14:37It's a really basic thing to say, but it's more intelligent
- 14:40than I'd say some of the policies that are in proposed by
- 14:44the home secretary in the last few, no.
- 14:47Don't you turn this into an angry political.
- 14:49Rant. But I am angry about that
- 14:51because it because what is being proposed at the moment is a
- 14:55grossly hypocritical double standard where a group of
- 14:58people, purely because they come from somewhere else, will be
- 15:01held to a completely different standard than those of us who
- 15:06are here already. And I don't think it's good
- 15:10enough to say, well, we're here already, so we don't have to
- 15:13meet that standard. Sure, if you want, if you want
- 15:15this country to be defined by a certain set set of standards.
- 15:19I mean, I'd like them to be standards of of kindness
- 15:22fundamentally. But whatever it is, whether it's
- 15:26speaking the language or picking up litter, I think we should all
- 15:29be held to that standard, frankly.
- 15:31Yes. There you go.
- 15:33I'm not going to argue. I'm not going to argue with a
- 15:36point where you and me are coming from exactly the same
- 15:38direction. You more eloquently.
- 15:40But I also think that the arc Episode 4 is coming from that
- 15:43direction where it's saying, look, you, if you're going to
- 15:45come here, just behave yourself. Yes, but that is amongst, you
- 15:51know, sequences of, you know, flat footed monsters running
- 15:56around forests and statues being thrown through the air.
- 15:59And you know, like, I mean, it isn't, it's not the most angry
- 16:03political Doctor Who stories. It's not the Happiness Patrol.
- 16:06It's it's not. It's still a good adventure.
- 16:09How yeah, it so whenever, whenever politics and Doctor Who
- 16:15are are are discussed, it's always kind of the the angry,
- 16:17obvious ones that are that are pulled out.
- 16:19And we're much more likely to discuss the mutants if we're
- 16:25talking about colonialism than we are to discuss the arc.
- 16:28And that's partly, I think the mutants is is better written
- 16:30than the arc, but it I think it's also because the mutants
- 16:34wears its politics much more on its sleeve.
- 16:36And we can we can discuss kind of how much Doctor Who ought to
- 16:40wear it's politics on its sleeve.
- 16:41I have nothing against Doctor Who being political, but I do
- 16:45think that the the people who complain about Doctor Who has
- 16:47gone woke for all that their ignorance of where Doctor Who
- 16:51has come from politically, they do have a point, which is that
- 16:54Doctor Who is first and foremost an entertainment programme.
- 16:58And if it's going to kind of have, have conceal some
- 17:04political message or some, I would, I would prefer Doctor Who
- 17:09really to, to conceal ideas rather than political
- 17:17viewpoints, because I think Doctor Who is is at its best
- 17:21when it's making people think. But it shouldn't be doing that
- 17:24on the surface. It should be doing it, you know,
- 17:25underneath the entertainment. And so the Ark does that very
- 17:28well. Extremely well, I mean, I did
- 17:30see just this week I sent you and Michael Mills a photograph
- 17:34of a Conservative MP wearing a Sylvester McCoy jumper, which I
- 17:40thought was a very bold thing to do given the opinion of the
- 17:44Tories during the Sylvester McCoy era.
- 17:48And I mean, no one ever talks about Paradise Towers.
- 17:51And I think that's one of the angriest don't do stories
- 17:54politically. It's a scathing indictment of
- 17:56the Thatcher era. What I also think as well is
- 18:01you're not short changed on ideas in the Ark.
- 18:04Which is definitely not. Wonderful.
- 18:07And I think that the director is not shortchanged of chances to
- 18:13flourish his art on the screen. I think this is a really
- 18:18imaginatively directed and designed Doctor Who story.
- 18:22I think it's a bit of a visual feast and if there's a few
- 18:25things that is, it's overly ambitious and it can't quite
- 18:29pull it off. I think this is one of those
- 18:32rare Doctor Who stories where they just say we're going to try
- 18:35it all and see what works. I think a lot of it does and.
- 18:38I think it's consciously that ambitious.
- 18:42I think the first episode of the Ark is the most expensive
- 18:45episode of Doctor Who up until this point.
- 18:47I can see what that bloody jungle.
- 18:49Yeah, Elephant. The elephant and, and, and the
- 18:52model shots as well. And it does give it a genuine
- 18:54sense of scale. Is this, it's going to sound
- 19:00like a weird thing to say, given that we've talked about kind of
- 19:02how unusual a story this is in some ways.
- 19:04But is is this the most normal Doctor Who story Produced by
- 19:07John Wyles? What do you mean by normal?
- 19:10The most typical? Well, you've just explained it
- 19:15several ways in which is atypical.
- 19:17Yeah. The structuring of it, the
- 19:18consequences, the politics. Oh, I suppose there's a lot of
- 19:21politics in what? Asked Doctor Who.
- 19:23But but compared to the Massacre and the Daleks master plan.
- 19:30The myth makers. The myth makers.
- 19:32Yeah, I mean, it is a, it is essentially A straightforward
- 19:35adventure, isn't it? Just packed full of incident and
- 19:39yeah, excitement and set pieces and.
- 19:42If there's one story, which is John Wiles saying this is what I
- 19:45think kind of the programme can be, I don't think he wants it
- 19:48all to be like the massacre or the Daleks master plan or even
- 19:51the myth makers. I think this is probably his
- 19:54vision, the purest version of his vision in 4 episodes.
- 19:57Well, this was the one where. What was the script named?
- 20:00Donald Tosh was like, you know, Wells was handed didn't his
- 20:04notice at this point he's had enough of 12 part Dalek epics.
- 20:07He's now this is not what I want to make and Donald Tosh is there
- 20:10saying, but come on now, we had all these ideas.
- 20:13You know, we're just doing the arc now, like, and then he's
- 20:17gone. And it was their idea.
- 20:19It wasn't Paul Erickson's idea. He was handed the idea and and
- 20:22and wrote it so. Can you imagine?
- 20:24Wells and Tosh have read a lot of HG Wells.
- 20:28Probably. I mean who?
- 20:29I don't know. I think there's a fair bit of it
- 20:32in there isn't. It there.
- 20:33Is War of the Worlds and a few other influences.
- 20:36But it's but but a lot of the this this is the other
- 20:40interesting about the arc. It it's got a lot of sci-fi
- 20:44ideas packed into it. And a thing that I find quite
- 20:49charming about it is that nevertheless, it's it it's kind
- 20:52of written with this very British turn of phrase and and
- 21:00where I think it wants to be kind of doing cutting edge
- 21:03American style sci-fi. You've still got security
- 21:06kitchen kitchens. And what is it?
- 21:09What is it? The reason that the refusions of
- 21:11are invisible is a galactic disaster.
- 21:15And it's and it's got that kind of very British thing about it,
- 21:19which is very Doctor Who, which is it it?
- 21:22It's trying to do pure sci-fi, but it's still kind of tee time
- 21:26sci-fi. It's fun.
- 21:27Yeah. I mean, just the fact that, you
- 21:29know, they want to show us the magic of the future, so they put
- 21:32this sort of peel into a bowl and all of these peeled spuds
- 21:36suddenly appear out of nowhere. I mean, that's just Doctor Who
- 21:39in a nutshell, isn't it? Yeah, and the miniaturization of
- 21:41the people as well. That's a.
- 21:43Good effect. It's a good effect.
- 21:45It's a it's a really interesting idea that you've got trays full
- 21:48of the human race. And you know, James, we haven't
- 21:50even, I mean, we should go in a second really.
- 21:53Otherwise, you'll never, ever going home tonight.
- 21:56But we haven't even talked about how fabulous William Hartnall is
- 22:00in this story. Obviously, Dodo's first full
- 22:02story. Peter Purvis.
- 22:04I mean, there's so much to talk about it.
- 22:05There is. Should we head in?
- 22:08I mean, I must say, props to the pair of us.
- 22:11We've both mentioned packing things in You Ideas and me cake,
- 22:15and neither one of us has fallen down the usual hamster tropes.
- 22:19Congratulations to us. Well done, us.
- 22:21Yeah. Yeah.
- 22:22Yeah. Well, I'm sure it won't last.
- 22:24Do you want to count? In yeah, so if you're watching
- 22:26along with us and nobody does, no.
- 22:30Does anybody? Do do write to us.
- 22:34You should, you know, because not only would you get
- 22:36intelligent discourse, but you'd have fabulous visuals for this
- 22:38one. Yeah, OK, so we're going to
- 22:41start episode 1 of the Ark in 321.
- 22:47Go. Oh no.
- 22:50This is not how I remember the arc.
- 22:53Oh, something's happening. Hang on everyone, please return
- 22:56to your menu. Return to your menu.
- 22:59We're not entirely sure what's going on.
- 23:00It's reading a disc, apparently. I think it's ready to go.
- 23:05We should hear music at some point.
- 23:09We're in because we're in the past in Eastbourne.
- 23:12We're using a DVD to watch this story.
- 23:16That's a Blu-ray player. Excuse me, what are you
- 23:19suggesting? I'm.
- 23:21I'm here in Eastbourne, We still use an Abacus.
- 23:25Abacay. How do you say it?
- 23:27Do you do though? Don't.
- 23:29You. Yes.
- 23:29Yes, yeah, we've got wooden coat hangers as well.
- 23:35OK, here we go. Oh my.
- 23:37Is that a salamander? They've definitely got some
- 23:41wildlife. There's a bloody snake hanging
- 23:44from the tree in a minute. What's interesting about this is
- 23:48that it could very well be stock footage, and it's not unlike
- 23:52Doctor Who to establish scenes using stock footage.
- 23:57Well, usually the fact that it's on film usually means it is
- 24:00stock. Footage.
- 24:00Is it on film? It's a shot on film.
- 24:03Yeah, for sure, I think. Oh, no, I'm not sure.
- 24:08Yeah. Surely this is Ealing.
- 24:10This is not. This isn't the studio.
- 24:12I think if there are animals, it must be in film.
- 24:14It's hard to tell on the on the DVD's though, isn't it?
- 24:17But watch as it goes past, there's a snake sort of dripping
- 24:20from the from the branches. Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a big
- 24:24set. So I.
- 24:25Do feel sorry for that toucan or whatever it was, it just got
- 24:27thrown into shop there. But I think that is 1 moment
- 24:31where the viewer might be tricked into thinking they're
- 24:35watching stock footage, and very consciously it's a single shot
- 24:40moving into the monoid. We're clearly not using stock
- 24:42footage anymore. And those animals were in the
- 24:45studio, and there's a snake. I mean, look at this.
- 24:47It's one long tracking shot going over the monoid's shoulder
- 24:51and then just following through to the to the TARDIS
- 24:53materializing. There's just a bit more thought
- 24:56here than you normally get in the 60s.
- 24:57Something. That's a very sexy shot as well.
- 25:01I think with the elephant that that they're trying to trick you
- 25:05into thinking that. That's a single shot as well.
- 25:08Isn't it? And then then it cuts to Dodo
- 25:10running in and you're aware. OK, so Dodo has literally just
- 25:16gone into the TARDIS, right? We don't.
- 25:17We're not too sure how long it's been, but let's assume it's been
- 25:2010 minutes since she wandered in.
- 25:23And now she's quite happily in another place, dancing around,
- 25:27going well. It must be a zoo I went to once,
- 25:29Whitsnade. Was she wearing that when she
- 25:33arrived in the in the previous? Episode, he says for a minute.
- 25:36What are you playing? Crusades?
- 25:39Yeah, she said she had time to go and get changed.
- 25:41So I'm not sure the costume's helping to establish her
- 25:45character. Bet you thought you caught me,
- 25:47James. Bet you thought I didn't know.
- 25:50I mean, it is a mannered performance.
- 25:52What accent are we doing this week, Jackie Lane?
- 25:57That that is A2 con. There it is.
- 26:00I but I do I always feel sympathetic towards Jackie Lane.
- 26:04She she does a pretty good northern accent when she comes
- 26:08into the TARDIS and she has been told this week she she's not
- 26:12allowed to do it anymore. So she's got to kind of
- 26:16presumably lines that she's rehearsed with a different
- 26:19accent. She's got to actually adapt on
- 26:21the spur of the moment. So if it's mannered, I'm not
- 26:24sure she was being given the the the most help.
- 26:27But why is it that she can't do a normal accent but Ben comes
- 26:30along at the end of the season with a full blown cockney
- 26:33accent? Well, that's the north-south
- 26:34divide, isn't it? But, and also her character's
- 26:39not helped by the whole, well, it must be Whipsnades too, kind
- 26:42of. Yeah, that was no, come on.
- 26:44I mean, I know you and Mills are so mean about Mill, and I'm sure
- 26:48the pair of you are mean about Dodo as well.
- 26:50I love the enthusiasm. There are so many grumpy Doctor
- 26:54Who companions. I like someone who just wants to
- 26:56dash out and have an adventure. I don't see the problem.
- 26:59Yes, I know there isn't any nuance.
- 27:01There's no subtlety of characterization and the
- 27:03performances for both characters can be very theatrical.
- 27:08And she even says, I watched her myth makers the other day and
- 27:11she goes, I was basically aiming for theatre, not TV.
- 27:14But I do think she's quite jolly.
- 27:19She seems to me woefully out of her depth, and it's partly that
- 27:24Hartnell is still top of his game here.
- 27:28Peter Purvis is obviously an absolute pro and they're working
- 27:31very well together. She just seems in a in a, like
- 27:35she's in a different. What changes come the
- 27:37gunfighters then? Because I feel as if they're
- 27:38really In Sync in that story. They really are In Sync in that
- 27:41story. The.
- 27:42Wild. West, I think she's written
- 27:44better in the gunfighters part of many of the else.
- 27:48You should talk to Fraser Gregory, you know.
- 27:50So one of the things that I wish they'd done.
- 27:53Yes. This guy who gets.
- 27:55Is giving them trousers. Do not like that.
- 27:59I like seeing their legs actually, you know, we need.
- 28:01To talk about the monoid design, but.
- 28:03We also need to talk about this old man centrist as your
- 28:07commander of Galactic law, James.
- 28:10Well, he's come from the same drama school as Jackie Lane in
- 28:12this story, hasn't he? Yes, he sort of declaims
- 28:17everything, doesn't he? In a rather pathetic sort of a
- 28:20way. Sorry, what are you going to say
- 28:22about the designs? Like, he's the kind of actor the
- 28:24RSC get to play. You know, Shylock has a friend
- 28:27in the Merchant who's only in one scene, and he's like, oh,
- 28:31we've got to find a part for him, but he can be Shylock's
- 28:33friend. I was going to say there's an
- 28:39opportunity here to link the first episode to the final
- 28:46episode, and there could have been a bit more of that, because
- 28:49I do think it feels very much like two different productions
- 28:52with two completely different casts.
- 28:54But if the miniaturized man had been reformed in the final
- 28:58episode, we could have had some. Nice.
- 28:59Oh my God. He looks straight at the camera.
- 29:03Then our responsibilities cannot be taken lightly.
- 29:08Now I love these perspectives. The perspective.
- 29:11So I was gonna say that I don't think that the acting in the
- 29:13scene is great. I don't think.
- 29:14Who cares who's looking at that? There's a steel sky there,
- 29:17there. Is a steel sky.
- 29:18I think the set is it. Stretches way back into the.
- 29:21Distance scale isn't there. Yes, plus these fabulous mob mop
- 29:25topped. What do we think of the monoid?
- 29:27Well, I mean, they're patently absurd.
- 29:29I mean, look at their stupid little feet.
- 29:32Have they got claws? I can't quite tell.
- 29:34They're just flappy, flappy bits.
- 29:37That miniaturization effect, that's good.
- 29:39It's. Not too bad, is it?
- 29:40There he. Goes.
- 29:41It's better than invisible. Invisible enemy?
- 29:43They're gonna do exactly the same effect, just not as well.
- 29:46Good and not between two monoids like that and the man gets to
- 29:50come in in the same shot. Yeah, you know.
- 29:54No, they look absurd, but I think I've been seduced by
- 29:57Jacqueline Rayner and her love for the monoids because she
- 30:01keeps bringing them in in wilderness years, books and
- 30:04audios and makes them very funny indeed.
- 30:07So I sort of forget how shit they are in the Ark.
- 30:11But in terms of the the eyeball in the mouth effect, I think
- 30:17that's quite a good idea. Do that.
- 30:19I mean, I'm someone who's used to a mouthful, but for a ball of
- 30:23an eyeball around in my mouth, that would be tough, right?
- 30:28There, we've got the elephant. Clara the elephant.
- 30:32Did you hear the story about the elephant?
- 30:34I didn't hear. The poor director tells the
- 30:36story about God. You see ejaculate now?
- 30:39Yeah, look at him then. That is, you're right, there's a
- 30:42very deliberate pullback from the elephant there that tricks
- 30:44you into thinking this is stock footage and then and.
- 30:46Then look at this beautiful shot as they go over to.
- 30:50It's that it's really good. It's well, do you know what it's
- 30:54doing? You know that flesh and stone,
- 30:56that Moffett two passer where they had the the jungle in the
- 30:59middle of the spaceship? Yeah.
- 31:00It's that. It's that in the 60s, Yeah.
- 31:04That's what I mean by ambitious. Unambitious in the 70s, yeah.
- 31:08Everything gets smaller in the 70s, doesn't it?
- 31:10Everything gets. Smaller and with colour as well.
- 31:12Everything gets a bit uglier as well.
- 31:13I think that's, I think that is right and I think you can get
- 31:15away because a lot of this set is just shadows straight away in
- 31:19colour. You've got.
- 31:20You've got a problem with. But you know, I would venture
- 31:23that this jungle is more convincing than, say, the one in
- 31:25Kinder. Oh well, yeah, you've chosen a
- 31:31low bar to. Not quite as good as the one in
- 31:35Creature from the. Pit.
- 31:36Well, so I was going to say creature from the pit is kind of
- 31:38the. That's the stand.
- 31:40Up the the stand up jungle set. Sweaty mist hovering.
- 31:45And I, I never quite understood the adulation for Planet of
- 31:49Evil, which looks good because it's on film, but as soon as
- 31:52it's in studio, I don't think it's, I don't think it's a great
- 31:55jungle set. It's fine.
- 31:58They should have done what the designer did, you know, gone out
- 32:00into the garden and planted loads of flowers and just shot
- 32:03it out in his backyard. It would have been more
- 32:05convincing there. What what this has got over
- 32:08Kinder is that they've they've dressed the floor as well and it
- 32:11seems such an obvious thing, but you can't see the studio floors.
- 32:14You see, and, and of course, you could have a, a backdrop here
- 32:18because there's a steel sky. Yeah, it's the, the, the title
- 32:21of the bloody episode. Look at this pullback now.
- 32:24I mean, he must be in the gantry there or something.
- 32:26They've certainly got kind of cameras high up and or, or
- 32:29cranes that might. No, I think you're probably
- 32:31right. It's Gantry.
- 32:34I love it when Doug Doe says like, what was it?
- 32:36Oh, dodo, please stop crying. She goes, no, the North is
- 32:39running. She goes, Oh my God, she's she's
- 32:43kind of terrible, but I do find her amusing.
- 32:47There you go. See what you're playing at
- 32:48Crusades you. Are Oh, she went a bit northern
- 32:52there. Hartnell is on forming.
- 32:55This isn't. He he's, he's in full control.
- 32:58When he goes down to the planet in Part 4 and speaks sort of
- 33:01refusions and he's like, hello, gentlemen, You know, brushing
- 33:05his lapels is just great. I couldn't even send you if I
- 33:09wanted to. That's a bit of an insult to
- 33:12Dodo, I think. I see.
- 33:14I don't think the problem people have with Dodo is to do with her
- 33:18enthusiasm though. Sometimes her enthusiasm is is
- 33:22Oculus. Makes no sense.
- 33:24James, I'll. Have a bash OK.
- 33:28What's that for? Well, you were.
- 33:31That's the gun for us. Can you play the piano?
- 33:33I'll have a bash. I hope the piano knows the knows
- 33:36the notes look. At the size of this.
- 33:39Big set and it's got I'd love the little trolley things that.
- 33:42Are do you see the kids playing as well at the front?
- 33:44Yeah. So it feels like an actual
- 33:45society. What do you think of the the
- 33:50sign language? Again, it's it, it's an attempt
- 33:55to show some something. It's, it's a broader scope.
- 34:00It's ambitious. She's got that massive drawing
- 34:06there of the statue. So what?
- 34:10So we know exactly what it's going to look like, right?
- 34:12The Doctor has a good look at it later and goes, ah yes, you
- 34:15know. I think I just love that this
- 34:16wants to be an episode of Out of the Unknown or something and it
- 34:20and it's actually a little bit but.
- 34:24And it is trapped. It's trapped in the four part
- 34:26Doctor Who structure, although like you said, they do use that
- 34:31imaginatively. And they're, and they're wearing
- 34:35costumes which. Oh, that man's a bit like Peter
- 34:38Capaldi. When he smiles, it's ghoulish.
- 34:40What? Are you saying about Peter
- 34:42Capaldi's smile? Oh, he looks like a cadaver when
- 34:45he smiles. It's absolutely terrifying.
- 34:48Didn't know that one where he became a zombie coming out of
- 34:51the water at the end the cliffhanger, yes.
- 34:54I couldn't tell the difference between that and a normal shot
- 34:56of him. Good grief.
- 34:59So he being very rude now? He's always just told Dodo he's
- 35:04she's most irritating. I think the problem with Dodo is
- 35:08what she's meant to be versus what she is.
- 35:11It's a bit like the ADRIC problem, which is that he was
- 35:15conceived as an artful Dodger in inverted commas type and he
- 35:19comes out as the worst possible irritating nerd.
- 35:23And Dodo is meant to be hip London, and you only have to see
- 35:29how good Polly is to see how far wrong they've gone.
- 35:32Although I did watch the War Machines the other day.
- 35:36Right, And because Fraser was arguing.
- 35:38Oh, dodo, you know, since when has she ever shown any interest
- 35:41in going clubbing? Yeah, because she doesn't get
- 35:43any stories on modern day earth until.
- 35:45The war machines. She could have been living it up
- 35:48her whole childhood for a. Week though, you take you, she
- 35:51goes to a club and she gets a headache and has to go home.
- 35:53She's one of the She's then she's those people who go to
- 35:57drag, drags you to a club and then half an hour in goes just
- 36:00got a bit of a headache. That's me, James, right?
- 36:03OK, I'll say. Do you serve coffee here?
- 36:05No. Oh, I'm going over.
- 36:06There is this. Is this why you identify with
- 36:08dodo then? Do you think maybe deep down you
- 36:11are a bit of a dodo? What?
- 36:12Loud, obnoxious, brash. Not happy until I've exposed
- 36:18everyone's secrets? Yes, I'm very much dodo.
- 36:20OK, yes. You like playing games as well,
- 36:24don't you? She's.
- 36:25She's really stupid like me as well.
- 36:28You know, we've got a lot in common.
- 36:30Unlike male, I've got much enthusiasm.
- 36:33Yeah, I think I can. It's a lot of like, the personal
- 36:36bias. Look at this.
- 36:38She's holding her bloody nose. Only in the 60s do they hold
- 36:41people's noses to stop them from sneezing.
- 36:43This. Is quite, quite an extended
- 36:45clinch, isn't it? Clinch.
- 36:48Bit of a clinch, they're very close to each other.
- 36:51Well, yes, I don't think there's any romantic interest between
- 36:54Stephen and Dodo, is there? No, I think it's.
- 36:59I think it's, I think it's, it's more Big Brotherly, isn't it,
- 37:04He? Looked like he was leaning into
- 37:06Kisser. Then be quiet, both of you.
- 37:12I, I think they're quite a nice three, though are at their best.
- 37:16I think they work really well. I think they work well in the
- 37:19gun fighters. I think they work well in the
- 37:20Savages as well. The toy maker.
- 37:24I don't think anyone's characterised well in that,
- 37:25unfortunately. Obviously the gunfire is Pervis
- 37:31man. He's just, he just understands
- 37:33everything that is needed of him.
- 37:36And despite the fact that he is in one genre to another, you
- 37:41know, very diverse genres from one story to another, look at
- 37:45that. It's all a spaceship, James.
- 37:49It's a clever shot as well it it almost looks like a still, but
- 37:53it's got moving foliage in front of it so it must be a a model.
- 37:57That's so clear I didn't even see any of them.
- 37:59That's that is that that is also great.
- 38:03They're they're very, very well hidden in plain sight in that,
- 38:06in that. And just watch how the camera
- 38:11just doesn't. Stop.
- 38:12It's a really well directed. It doesn't.
- 38:14Stop moving. Yeah, you go and watch any mid
- 38:1770s story. The camera is static all the
- 38:20time. No, it's constantly moving in
- 38:22this and it adds to the the sense of scale.
- 38:27It draws you into the story, I think.
- 38:30He's so great. Listen.
- 38:31Oh, CentOS, is that his name? I keep calling him the centrist.
- 38:35And like he does things like that where he walks off in One
- 38:38Direction then and then changes his mind.
- 38:41Did he just forget where he was going?
- 38:43I think the answer is probably. The more noise over there OK
- 38:47this. Way.
- 38:48And he sort of waves his hands. It's sort of like interpretive
- 38:51dance, the way he does it. Now don't smile.
- 38:53You look like Peter Caldy. Oh yes indeed, he's so jolly
- 38:58until he starts getting sick. Here we go.
- 39:02I mean, I think for the kids, this is a big idea, the end of
- 39:06the earth. Do you think they pulled it off
- 39:11better in this with sort of the smoke or in the end of the world
- 39:14with all that sort of CGI fire? Oh, in this?
- 39:18I didn't expect you to say that. There, I don't really remember
- 39:21the end of the world. I think that bits the Isle of
- 39:23Wight James. Oh no, that's that's not, that's
- 39:28Runaway Bride. The origin of the monoids is
- 39:31obscure. Yes, the origin of that boom
- 39:35mark I just saw is not. I did see the camera bump into
- 39:40something as well. So there is the occasional
- 39:43moment of this is being made in a rush.
- 39:46I can't believe the BBC fired the director of this.
- 39:51So he never did another BBC production again, and he found
- 39:54out just before he was about to direct episode 4.
- 39:58Now there are two. So here's two issues where we
- 40:01can see a slight reluctance to to properly kind of write this
- 40:06story with the the the background it probably needs.
- 40:10So the the background, the the origins of the Maloids is
- 40:13obscure, full stop. That's the Maloids dealt with.
- 40:15I think Ericsson deals with that in the book and actually gives
- 40:18him a bit more of a back story. And then do you?
- 40:21Recall what that was? I was about 10 when I read it.
- 40:25I think I can be forgiven for for not remembering.
- 40:28It's me I've recently heard, you know, extracts of your 10 year
- 40:31old diary, OK. And you were intelligent man
- 40:34back then. Go on.
- 40:35Anyway, sorry. The other then we've got this
- 40:39this whole thing with refuses and they are aware of the
- 40:41refusians, but how they're worried about possibly
- 40:45refusions. Could have been there for
- 40:47another What's 10 years? It's a long.
- 40:49Long time. How, how are they aware that
- 40:52there are people there? Why are they?
- 40:54Yeah, that that there are some questions here.
- 40:58Nero, the Trojan Wars, the Daleks, My God, it's not the
- 41:02program guide, but that's. That's also a really interesting
- 41:09perspective, isn't it? To have the dialects in that you
- 41:11know. All in the.
- 41:11Past, it's all in the past because we used to, we used to
- 41:15darting between historicals and and and the future and the
- 41:19dialects, of course, is the future and some, but suddenly
- 41:21we're we're given a perspective where the dialects, that's all.
- 41:24Thing Nicholas Briggs saying around at this point he'd have
- 41:27been going now in the 58th segment at the time.
- 41:29The Daleks are back, baby. When are we going?
- 41:34700 years, I said 70 years. Sorry, 700 years.
- 41:37So they know about a planet that's 700 light years away.
- 41:41So, but. And they know about the the the
- 41:43inhabitants of that planet. What?
- 41:46Yeah. Audio, audio, Space Research.
- 41:49That's the reason what's. That.
- 41:53Audio Space Research, yes. That yes, I believe that's what
- 42:01Terrace Dix calls covering it with a line.
- 42:03Covering it with a not very good line it doesn't make.
- 42:10Any sense? Oh, the soonest centrist falls
- 42:13I'll the better. This scene is very exposition
- 42:16heavy and and it would be dreadful if the camera wasn't so
- 42:23in constant motion and, and actually they've the ACT has
- 42:26been very well directed to to move with it.
- 42:29I love also that we get the the insert of the of the rows of
- 42:33trays. So we show as well as tell.
- 42:36We did a lot of telling, but we are doing some showing as well.
- 42:38I really love the scale of all this, so I just think the
- 42:42ambition in a design is wonderful.
- 42:46They're not big studios that they're working.
- 42:48No, they've, they've managed to make it look.
- 42:50And how many people have they packed into that?
- 42:54I mean, I even love the consoles.
- 42:56There, he's got a webcam. A bit more interesting than the
- 42:58spinning reels that you get in the 70s.
- 43:03There's real thought gone into making this look.
- 43:08Oh, I love this. Don't you love it?
- 43:10Is this where we see just the feet of the statue?
- 43:12That's all you get. It's a bit like the wheels that
- 43:16you see in. Time.
- 43:17Yes, you. Know, there we go.
- 43:19Just the legs, actually, you know, that's not bad.
- 43:23Those feet look nicer than mine. I mean, it's big enough look
- 43:27that she has to go up to another level.
- 43:29And the foot is when? What happened to those feet,
- 43:32James? What other production could
- 43:35possibly use those giants? Design, isn't it?
- 43:38I bet it turned up in Gulliver's Travels or something like that.
- 43:41Probably. Yeah, Barry Letts says.
- 43:43Like, have you got those giant feet around?
- 43:46Well, they ended up on John Perth.
- 43:49Look at the perspective vet they've literally got.
- 43:51Is that an actual? That's a backdrop, isn't it?
- 43:55It's not a a shuttle craft. Yeah, but they've draw.
- 43:59It's draw. It's drawn onto a back.
- 44:01Looks great. And here we go.
- 44:03Look, we're going all the way through this set across with a
- 44:07moving vehicle. Oh oh.
- 44:11No. Yes, the Doctor goes.
- 44:14Hang on, I've got this War of the Worlds book here.
- 44:17I've heard about this before. Oh, centrist?
- 44:20No, at least he fell on that. Accomplishment, say.
- 44:26Could. I could I just sit down to do
- 44:29this for I'll? Be calling him Tetris next.
- 44:33The problem is because of his performance up until this point,
- 44:36it's not clear whether he's he's he's acting or just just.
- 44:43Stay away. Dodo once again reading the
- 44:50room. Yeah, nothing to worry about
- 44:52here. No one's been here for years,
- 44:54you silly cow. God's sakes.
- 44:57Yeah, now I feel like the Monos look quite shocked, but then
- 45:00that is the one expression that they have, so you know I won't
- 45:04be too mean about them. This man is that Zentos there
- 45:09between them, the younger man. Oh well, they're all called
- 45:12Zentos. I thought you're the old man.
- 45:14But Zentos? I think he's Centrus.
- 45:15Centrus and Zentos. It's from the Christianshipnall
- 45:18space name. Of course dictionary in the
- 45:20future everyone has the same 4 letters.
- 45:24There's usually AZ in there somewhere, you know, I do you
- 45:28think this fella, the the young, the young man who's always very
- 45:32angry, Yes. Oh, he's given an appropriate
- 45:34amount passion in his performance.
- 45:36He is. Yeah, Oh, that haircut.
- 45:39God. Nice to know that the bowler
- 45:43haircut has reached into the 57th segment of time.
- 45:46I think they're asking for trouble giving their their
- 45:49statue a bowler haircut to be honest.
- 45:51That's probably where the Moy's got the idea from.
- 45:54Yeah. So 700 years to build that
- 45:57statue, Yeah. That's a lot of time to build a.
- 45:59Statue. So how often would you put in
- 46:01another block? Every 50 years or so.
- 46:06It does. I mean the statue, the the the
- 46:08blueprints don't scream over design, do they?
- 46:11It's not a a very. I think of the great buildings
- 46:13around the world. You know they weren't done.
- 46:15I mean, I know they weren't done in seven. 100 years. 700 years.
- 46:17But they weren't done like overnight, were they?
- 46:19They weren't. I mean many of them last 700
- 46:22years. Have you seen the Sagrada
- 46:23Familia? I mean they've.
- 46:24That has taken 700 years. Yeah, that is true.
- 46:27I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
- 46:28Now this is controversial, but I I think the Sagrada Familia is a
- 46:33slightly more interesting sculpt than the the statue is.
- 46:39Outrageous. Where did your artistic
- 46:43education come from? However, I do think that that
- 46:47shot of the earth they're going past the window was very tasty.
- 46:51Very tasty. I think there's only one Zentos.
- 46:53I think you're making it. I think the commander doesn't
- 46:55even have a name, but could be wrong.
- 46:58No, I didn't realise Tristram Carey was doing the music for
- 47:01this. It's that sort of music.
- 47:03Concrete isn't. It music.
- 47:04Concrete. What does that mean?
- 47:08Music concrete is a term that develops alongside various
- 47:13French composers, as the name suggests, particularly in the
- 47:161950s and 60s, where they're experimenting with electronic
- 47:20ways of creating sound and challenging the very idea of
- 47:25what music was. And so, I mean, so you get
- 47:29composers like Stockhausen very famously produced some of the
- 47:35earliest kind of synthesized works, and they sound very odd
- 47:38to us now. Not, not, not terribly
- 47:41successful because they're limited by the technology of the
- 47:45time, but they broke ground in terms of what you could do with
- 47:49electronic sound and in terms of what you could do with recorded
- 47:51material. I think the music concrete.
- 47:54Did you say that's how you say it?
- 47:56I think that's really effective ambient music.
- 48:00It's really, really good. But you have to bear in mind
- 48:02that this is with this is the radiophonic workshop building on
- 48:05those those pioneers of music in the kind of late 40s, fifties,
- 48:09and actually by 1963 when they're doing Doctor Who, the
- 48:14technology has grown with with the with the experiments.
- 48:18I can think of no more the atmospheric moment in 60s Doctor
- 48:23Who. Do you remember when you that
- 48:25pan in on the City in the Daleks?
- 48:27I do and it goes bomb. It's really creepy music and the
- 48:32mist is rolling in. Fabulous.
- 48:34It's not the same people that did the music for the Web
- 48:37Planet, is it? Well, they reuse some of the
- 48:39same tracks in the web planet, don't.
- 48:41They yeah, that's that's is that.
- 48:45That's not Trish from Carrie, though.
- 48:45Isn't it? No, it's not.
- 48:46They use, they use stock music in the web.
- 48:48I mean I. Think it's an orchestra isn't
- 48:51it? Like they use lots of strings.
- 48:53When they when they yes. And when they use stock music.
- 48:57Because. Because before Delia Derbyshire
- 49:00was employed to write the Doctor Who theme, it was Verity Lambert
- 49:04went to some of the kind of best known writers of electronic
- 49:12music of the time Just couldn't afford them, which is why you
- 49:15end up with the Radio Phonic Workshop.
- 49:17But my personal view is that Tristan Carey's work for early
- 49:20Doctor Who stands alongside the respected electronic
- 49:25compositions of the early 60s as every bit as good as that.
- 49:32So when Dudley comes in, then, I mean, he's as early as the
- 49:35chase. He is, I don't think.
- 49:38He's doing that sort of jazzy music.
- 49:39Yeah, I don't think the chase is a very disciplined score and it
- 49:42doesn't. Feel more specific when Dudley's
- 49:44doing it, doesn't it? It feels sort of more unique to
- 49:46the story each time. The wonderful thing about Dudley
- 49:49Simpson is that he gets to work out how to write music for
- 49:51Doctor Who by doing it, and his his stuff gets better the more
- 49:56he does. He certainly then finds a
- 49:59formula and arguably it becomes repetitive, but but there's a
- 50:04there's a period where Dudley Simpson is but is also being
- 50:07wildly experimental. Mid Trout and yeah, the Ice
- 50:10Warriors. Beautiful school.
- 50:12Yeah, and the sees of death. A crazy piano in that.
- 50:16Well look, before this becomes the Doctor Who Music Podcast, I
- 50:20suppose we better skip on into episode 2.
- 50:22I guess we should.