Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 240: Bernie Mac Booty
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- 0:00Week, Magic Yam's Magazine's magazine. I don't want to use Forest Mike's magazine.
- 0:28Don't make me use for us much much for corrupt. It's just like
- 0:42em that sounds like, oh yeah, I saw that. That's crazy When
- 0:52when she gives great neck but bad bad bugs, that's crazy? What the
- 1:00wedding on my mouth? Who who thinks of that? Yeah? How do
- 1:07you hold everybody? This is not that serious podcast aka the uh the most
- 1:15the most most best, this podcast in the world. Um, I am
- 1:23one of your mini hosts, Michael. Bigger than the normal man healthy Keenan's
- 1:32in the building, okay, Doctor Walfer m J. I don't know.
- 1:38I was just thinking about it. Bigger than man. I'm just gonna think
- 1:44I was just thinking about the iterations of that. More man than most men
- 1:47would be, more man, more man than most of two men, more
- 1:55mass mass Michael, yeahs honest. Shout out to everybody that's been follow us
- 2:00on Instagram. Real quick, she is a quick dope just because of Nigga
- 2:06don't like cheesecake. Feeling like all doesn't mean I was scrolling through this here.
- 2:15I usually don't look at comments they're getting y'all, I saw some cruel
- 2:19things. Yeah it was cruel. He's like, it wasn't even jokes.
- 2:23It's like it's always morbid Leo beast people telling me what they don't need.
- 2:25Hey, hey, hey, yeah, I see don't use medical terms like
- 2:31I see a couple like that. Nigga said, morey, hey, hey,
- 2:35brother, what do you my doctor calmed down or the scary terms scary
- 2:42look like, what's wrong with him? I'm like, hey, I like
- 2:46fries more than cake. Nigga s I'm a salty Paletteigga, goddamn, I
- 2:50don't like dessert. They can't believe it was so fat motherfucker telling me.
- 2:57I'm like, whoa, I don't start, but I got a preference.
- 3:01Like Nigga, calm that. Don't you like to eat? Being that his
- 3:06problem? That's like telling the game in you don't like sucking at all,
- 3:08dick because you're gay? Good point, but you'r gay? Thats your dick
- 3:15like it shucking? What's wrong with you? That? Don't you want your
- 3:21rights? Isn't that how you got game? Isn't that how you got here?
- 3:28Fucking very dick that crosses your path? I'm surprised you I'm trying to
- 3:34suck my dick because trying to check my fatness. Like like, but you
- 3:43ate two quarter pounders, but you left the apple pie. What's fucking wrong
- 3:46with you? You're not a real fag, You're not a real eater.
- 3:51You're not really eat It sounds like Alex Jones critiquing Mike's eating. What the
- 3:59hell like they I like what you did with the quarter pounder and the ten
- 4:01piece snugget, but I see a really untouched apple pie. How dare you
- 4:10get back here? Go back here, you fat, you devil. Okay,
- 4:18that's Alex Jones saying that we don't need to repeat those he believe.
- 4:23He believes what I just said. I don't. The only thing he shouldn't
- 4:29like his vegetables. Like, like we keep listening to We're like, we're
- 4:44gone, We're done, We're done, We're moving on, We're moving on.
- 4:47Those rockleys were all unroasted. Like other things, we are moving on
- 4:53or not locause according to a lot, according to something, those roccoley were
- 4:58never never. According to a lot of people, too many people, those
- 5:02broccolis were never oven roasted. And when we did, we had plenty of
- 5:05movies and diaries from Broccolis that showed how oven roasted they were. Oh,
- 5:15actual pictures of the ovens, actual pictures of the other and broccoli, and
- 5:18the translation of the broccoli to the others. The Broccolis were literally on serving
- 5:24trays to the kitchens that went into the ovens. We got documentation footage.
- 5:30And then they would take the discarded broccoli stems and burn them. M.
- 5:35Yeah, you know that's what happened, Scoli. And now some old ninety
- 5:42two year old broccoli has tattoos on their with to subscribe by the time they
- 5:46still vibe the kitchen. M. Yeah, it's a fact. It's a
- 5:53fact. It's a broccoli fact. Stop looking at me. Leaving the movie,
- 5:59the one we had on the right, Remember, Goodbye Broccoli, Goodbye
- 6:04Broccolis, Goodbye Broccoli, Broccoli Doctor the girls. Really that was she literally
- 6:15just a goodbye Broccolis like they were going to a certain death. Goodbye Broccolis.
- 6:26I'm like, this is a real high historical human going on. What
- 6:30other podcasts are you gonna get a historical culinary comedy crossover? Goodbye Broccoli.
- 6:36We have a I don't understand how this many people listening like this because how
- 6:41many people get this? I don't get it. But shot highbrow stuff here,
- 6:46ye brow, high level stuff here. You know what I'm saying.
- 6:50But um, well, is not that serious podcast and we're all here,
- 6:56um you know, you know, follow us on all the socials and all
- 6:59that you know things in the damn link tree and such po box number two
- 7:02seven six of Broughton, New Jerseyship code zero eight zero one six, um,
- 7:10Patreon and all that good stuff. YadA YadA, YadA, YadA,
- 7:13blah blah blah. Well, gentlemen, Oh, also real quick, hey
- 7:19man, Sorry, what happened? Mike was non existent last episode. I
- 7:29was out of the game. It'd be like, yeah, use Tony snow
- 7:32numbers. Like I said, I was here, just on the court running.
- 7:36I wasn't even one hundred and twenty minutes, no no stats, six
- 7:41fouls. It happens. Yeah. Sorry. I came in this week to
- 7:46turn. I was like, na, never again, catch slipping. I
- 7:50said, you said you gotta have an untucked Kyrie game. No, yeah,
- 7:55they can't go up to a good start. Yeah. Um, but
- 7:58gentlemen, gentlemen, that's why he cam in with the twenty hours. Big
- 8:03old Fat packed the double barrel, double barrel barrel banger. Nice? Um?
- 8:13But yeah, man, which how's everybody? How's everybody's week? U?
- 8:18Keenan? Are we you? I had a very long weekend? Uh?
- 8:24Starting off with look at you new dunks. Yeah, we're gonna get
- 8:28to the dunks. But money, Uh you're saying money. So started off
- 8:35with girlfriend's birthday on Thursday. Oh yeah Bernday can Yeah, happy birthday?
- 8:39Can every birthday? She finally part of the thirty club exactly old. Um.
- 8:46Then we went to trap kerry okahind Oh yeah, how was that traff
- 8:50kak school raff kyok was dope? Um? It was this nigga that came
- 8:56out looking like Cisco Cisco yeah disco Oh yeah, THI system thinks go yeah
- 9:03okay yeah what is trap karookee? So they got DJs. They play music
- 9:09and they bring people up into the crowd to like sing and wrap the songs.
- 9:13Okay, now how does that? Where do they choose randomly? Or
- 9:15No, you gotta get there early and sign up for that. Yeah,
- 9:18get up there early. You didn't sign up. I went with Keyana her
- 9:22friends late. They saw two people. No, no, no, you
- 9:26just have to say you went with a woman. You didn't make it on
- 9:31time to do anything early. You went with a woman, a person of
- 9:35the jack person. That's crazy. Yeah. And then my boy Pat got
- 9:41married this weekend, so I had a bunch of wedding things. Uh,
- 9:43Saturday into the wedding Sunday. Congratulations to Pan Christine. Yes, yes,
- 9:50a whole lot of Haitian ship, a whole lot of Haitian ships, but
- 9:54those from rich ass Hasians, brom those rich ass state the venue money going
- 9:58along, Yeah, the venue look like it was. It was like a
- 10:01plantation. It was damn their plantation. Anything is. They had taken pictures
- 10:05in the field, right, but they did away from the house. Were
- 10:09you She's probably as far as one of his nicles should be, okay,
- 10:16Yeah, anything is? Like all the groom's men were black. Wouldn't close
- 10:20to the house exactly. Oh, it definitely wasn't close to the house.
- 10:22Yeah, he wasn't like he wasn't allowed to cross the threshold until nightfall exactly.
- 10:28The groomsmen was pretty much black, and most of Christine's friends just either
- 10:31white hispanic. So it was looking real. I want that one. Oh
- 10:35oh wow, exactly exactly. Sorry, uh singing weight. Water Ken was
- 10:41paired with one of the liliest of white women. Yeah, I was with
- 10:45the smallest one. I'm like sneaker. I was like, I'm getting sleepy.
- 10:58Yeah, they definitely gave the smallest. Deathly gave this one of the
- 11:01small There was another small one. But you know, we had a good
- 11:05time. Uh. My boy Pat decided that he wanted to get all the
- 11:09groupsmen a gift, and he bought everybody a pair of dunks because why money,
- 11:20They got money, They got money. Everyone got a different flavor to
- 11:22everybody got a different flavor. And the thing is, I kept my my
- 11:28my tag on mine to let people know we didn't get this retail. Uh.
- 11:33He had to purse ds athnically from eBay's junk the plast thirty dollars at
- 11:39least at least but yeah, no, we had a brand of time.
- 11:43Elgie was on the ones and twos. He got the party jumping. She
- 11:46was litt It was a grand duld time. Then we went back to the
- 11:50hotel, stayed in the lobby to like two three o'clock in the morning.
- 11:54I adn't go to bed into four five and oh oh oh so oh.
- 12:09During their wedding, right, So months and months ago, yeah, months
- 12:13and months ago, we were stu like there was going over like the plans
- 12:16and stuff, and I'm like, so when do I give my speech?
- 12:20They're like, Kenan, you're not getting a speech this wedding. I'm like,
- 12:24I'm getting a speech. It was like, Keenan, if you touch
- 12:28that microphone, I'm burning the whole building down and hiding the evidence. I'm
- 12:31like, well, I don't know how you can hide the whole building that
- 12:33being there anymore. But that's besides the point. So they're gonna through wall
- 12:37the speeches and whatnot. I'm looking at Pancrasty and I'm like, come on
- 12:39now, just gave it to me before. You're not gonna believe it.
- 12:45You're not gonna bleed it. So all the people who was done giving speeches
- 12:48were done giving speeches were supposed to who was supposed to and then a table
- 12:52of Christine's sisters just starting keen So I was like, since you guys begged
- 13:01me to do it, I guess And I'm just standing there like no,
- 13:03I'm sitting there next Jime like this one, like, Elsie, I told
- 13:07you I was gonna get a speech. Nobody wanted to blame. I'm like,
- 13:09I'm gonna get this speech, but why don't I don't know, because
- 13:13that's my man's pots and pains. I've noticed Man for this Life is a
- 13:16movie that starts him. Yet everybody class jomatis rules rampant. Well, I've
- 13:30been telling them. I'm like, it's their marriage, my wedding, So
- 13:33y'all are paying for all the stuff just for me, the basking the fruits
- 13:35of your labor. And I did that. It was a good speech.
- 13:41It was. It was a good speech to aybody dying because all her sisters
- 13:43is like, oh, start making kids, now, start making t kids.
- 13:46I'm like, let them let them chill, like, let them enjoy
- 13:48their marriage, let them travel. They're like, no, we want niece
- 13:52and nephews. I'm like, do y'all not see y'all table? That was
- 13:54the all table with kids. It was all kids because which one of her
- 13:58sisters got three kids and they always at one table, secret table. Let
- 14:03these people live. There was plenty of kids there. There was too many
- 14:05kids, actually too many kids there. They was. They was acting up.
- 14:09Thankfully they stayed outside most of the time. A lot of kids were
- 14:13to be a no kids wedding, not saying that was a no kids wedding
- 14:15all. Yeah, but those are exactly exactly fuck the kids because they've ruined
- 14:22the Smores station because they had smores outside. I didn't see it ruin.
- 14:26They had smores outside, but because you know, nobody's watching their kids,
- 14:31there was back there just burning the sticks. And so then they just took
- 14:35the whole station away, like turning off. Yeah, nah, this is
- 14:37done. We're having some masks. Bro. I was mad at I'm like,
- 14:41I didn't even get my smores, even though I really don't like Smores.
- 14:43I would have got there lit bro. Nah, I don't know what
- 14:46it is about Smarts just like Smortes, not cheesecake. Facts, right,
- 14:52somebody they just took off their headphones, like I can't listen to Scores.
- 15:00Think, yeah, man, we had a good time. Good time.
- 15:01I got a Smarts cheesecake, did they im? I might I might drive
- 15:07that Smarts cheesecake. Well, garbage, that might be. It might be
- 15:13just blank slate the garbage. What about Oreo cheesecake? Oh you like Oreos?
- 15:18I'm just might like Oreo cheesecake anyway. Anyway, I seen the orioles
- 15:24Okay, that's the cheese. Yeah, that was my week. So continue
- 15:28with that wedding, Elsie, How was your wedding experience? You were there
- 15:33most of the day. Yeah, I was there. I was doing wedding
- 15:35stuff all week. Man. Love is in the air. Um. So
- 15:37before that, I did a wedding on Friday in Cinements and that was litt
- 15:41and then Saturday I had an engagement party, um, and then Sunday was
- 15:45past wedding. Um, I'm tired. I'm tired, like and I don't
- 15:48I don't take anybody to weddings with me, so I just carry anything by
- 15:52myself. Um. But it was it was cool. The only thing that
- 15:54I was disappointed with what Pat's wedding is Keena didn't catch the garter because Pet,
- 16:00first of all, it was the it was the it was such a
- 16:03bad it's not singing anymore. It was a bad. It didn't matter.
- 16:06It didn't matter. No, no, I can't do that. It didn't
- 16:07matter. So look, it didn't matter. I promise you. If he
- 16:11didn't win up some woman's thigh it Yeah, as long as you're not married,
- 16:18Yeah, as long as you're not married, you should go up.
- 16:19But here's the thing. So the person who who called it, I know,
- 16:23and like their fiance was there, like like their boyfriend, baby daddy
- 16:26stuff was there. So we was like, Junior, you you got to
- 16:30catch this. But it was just these two niggas that was just eager,
- 16:33like oh we get who called it? Yeah I Boston. No, Well,
- 16:38Junior was like, first off, I ain't anybody doing that. She's
- 16:41like, you bring your ass out here. No. Now, the short
- 16:45you really didn't see because he's not like a big like a big outgoing person.
- 16:51He was like, he's just short Dominican man. Okay, I'm like
- 16:53figuring that had his chest out. No no, no, no, no,
- 16:56that was a big man that was That was a Haitian. Yeah,
- 17:00same one. Yeah, but I'm like, yo, like like go catch
- 17:03it. But like I said, it was these two niggas that was just
- 17:07like like anybody else is like anybody else like now we're gonna let him catch
- 17:11it. These two was just like fucking I'm doing it. Bro. You
- 17:14should see her face winning. Yeah, she was sick. She was sick
- 17:17as hell. She was like, somebody want to take these I could tell
- 17:22when when when somebody else called it, she was like she's like deem it.
- 17:26But yeah, I was telling Kiana, I'm like, yo, Keiana,
- 17:30you better box all the bitches out and get that ship. She didn't
- 17:33she even try. I'm like, but the girl, the girl that caught
- 17:36it, was trying real hard, bro. She snagged that shitet she got
- 17:40it. I'm pretty sure it was what was Christine's mom? Is that?
- 17:42What was who? Somebody else called it too? Oh, there was a
- 17:45tide. There was two women that had at the same time, and either
- 17:48one of them were like oh, and eventually the one lady let go.
- 17:51I thought it was her mom. Maybe was somebody else, but um,
- 17:53yeah, she got it. She was hyped. So did she just think
- 17:56that I don't know what she thought. I don't know, I don't know
- 17:59what she like. She not realized what comes after that? She knew,
- 18:02she knew, but obviously she over there Latin Junior, no, you better
- 18:06put a ring on this thing there. I thought that's what that was.
- 18:08I had like, like, you wasting time. Junior didn't even try.
- 18:12Junior didn't even try. It was like, I don't know. I was
- 18:26fun though. It was good, but that was a perfect winning Oh it
- 18:29was. It was a good wedding. Good winning. Um, yeah,
- 18:32I had a good time. Got there. Yeah, I was there.
- 18:34I ain't gonna lie, Pat love you. I'm still surprised. I didn't
- 18:40know how how I made the cut. I was just looking at the people
- 18:44who was there and thinking about people who weren't there. I'm like, how
- 18:48the fuck I make it? It's probably think that, but you think there's
- 18:52people that also that weren't there, like they just couldn't go. And then
- 18:56really, for like the first half of the wedding, I was like,
- 18:57I'm I think I'm crashing wedding right now. Until we went at in the
- 19:02cocktailer and I saw my name on the thing. I was like, oh,
- 19:03well, well goddamnit. But you still knew a lot of people there.
- 19:07So yeah, Pat came. When he came in, he tapped me.
- 19:10I was like, okay, I guess I'm so. He didn't stop
- 19:11the ship, was like, get the fuck out. Look at you like,
- 19:15he didn't look surprised to see me. So I was like, oh,
- 19:22usually gonna pop up. Okay, man, I guess you gotta ride.
- 19:30Yeah, So that was cool. Um cocktailer was dope, but that
- 19:33food was immaculate. That was probably the best wedding food I've ever heard.
- 19:41I don't know. And ant sweating food was was? I barely ate it
- 19:44that one. Not ant sweating food was good. This is the thing I
- 19:48will say this. The cocktail our food was immaculate. Yeah like that more
- 19:56than an actual food. I do too. Yeah, that's I mean.
- 20:00The main food was still good. I don't have chicken, but yeah,
- 20:02what you or the chicken? I had the chicken, but whether the cocktail
- 20:06or I had? I had the taco. The taco was crazy. Tccoa
- 20:08was crazy banging. I think it was. They had a steak. Yeah,
- 20:11they had brisket and brisket, yeah, skirt steaks yep, I think
- 20:15it was. I think it was a brisket. I don't remember. One
- 20:18of them good and then uh, I forget what else had? Did you
- 20:22get a chance to try to chicken the waffles? No, I didn't.
- 20:26You tried to? Uh? The broccoli would to do? Was? Uh?
- 20:30Oh? Yeah? A little the little mini bot yeah whatever that was
- 20:33to pour fried bro Oh? Yeah that that was good banging. That was
- 20:40real good, really good. Hey, make what you have is your main
- 20:42course? Well chicken? What kind of chicken? All right? So so
- 20:48so okay, you know how and wedding menus didn't give you like it's usually
- 20:53chicken fish and then like something else and or like a vegetarian alcabe so we're
- 21:00chicken halibit or something like that, and then a vegilasia. I was like,
- 21:06all, I guess I'll take the chicken. Ordered the chicken. You
- 21:08know, he took the cards away, brought the salads out. First,
- 21:12you know, everybody's in their shide. But then I noticed there's place or
- 21:18something else going out here, and I'm like, what the fun. I
- 21:21was like, mine, my mind, my my food sensors are tingling.
- 21:26So I was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like
- 21:27that looks like chicken tenders. Oh, And I was like, oh they
- 21:30are. So I pulled up. I'll pull one of the dudes and the
- 21:34silid he oh my man, my man, come wake up with god.
- 21:38I was like, hey, bro, so uh, I didn't know we
- 21:42could get chicken to this. He's like, yeah, that's actually for the
- 21:48children. I ain't asked you all that. Oh my god. I was
- 21:53like, hey, brother, So like I'm just saying like, if you're
- 21:56back there, you see actually a couple of tenders floating around with some fries.
- 22:03Maybe you can float that out here. Yeah, man, I got
- 22:10you. And then like Army got on the wave, and then Jared got
- 22:15on the wave, and then the whole damn table had chicken tenders. Chicken
- 22:23tens are curly frish, and they came back. I had chicken ten curly
- 22:26fries with some with a nice little dipping dipping cup for ketchup, and it
- 22:33was delicious, delicious, And I'll say it's probably the best thing on the
- 22:37Mini that night because the dude next to me got the veggie lasagna pissed off.
- 22:44I don't know, because he had he had a legitimate complaint. When
- 22:48you hear vegetable assigna, what do you see veggies endo lasagna? You still
- 22:55see lasagna noodles? Right, Yeah, there wasn't even lasagna noodles, No,
- 22:59Nick, It was vegetables exactly. It was vegetable or ranged like a
- 23:03lasagna with so it was like cheese, yes, yes, like laders like
- 23:11squash, squash or whatever. Meat sauce like super vegetair, like like gluten
- 23:18free, gluten free vegan jit like meat sauce whatever, red sauce, I
- 23:23mean, yeah, red sauce, meatless sauce, neverless beat sauce, and
- 23:30so and then the other dude next to him had the fish and the fish
- 23:34is like he was like, yeah, this is the driest I've ever had
- 23:37in my life. Chicken was good. So chicken looked good. And I
- 23:41was like, I probably wouldn't I ordered the jim. I'm like, probably
- 23:42would have lost out of gym when I was like chicken tenders. No,
- 23:48I never I never went chicken. I've never I never had chicken dud.
- 23:52It was like, this is a bad idea ever, never had it in
- 23:55my life. And that's what I ordered, and I stand buy it.
- 24:00And I don't think it's childish. I think it's resourceful. No, it's
- 24:07childish. But you would rather would you? You wouldn't have rather had chickens
- 24:11in this whatever that I still I know it's shouldish, but I know not
- 24:15at all. I know I wur because because for one, I want to
- 24:19get back the value of the gift that I gave him. Would you get
- 24:25him? No? Because Norman, like you you you pay for the plate
- 24:29essentially right that chicken because the French fries wasn't How much do you think that
- 24:33chicken was worth. I ain't ever thought about it that much more. Don't
- 24:37don't place me like one hundred. I know what they cost, but that's
- 24:41what I'm saying. It worth, Okay, worth, worth and cost,
- 24:44it don't matter. It's you said, I want to get back to worth
- 24:48is what I paid. I'm like, nigga, yeah, so what I
- 24:49paid, how much it costs. There's no getting it back, so you're
- 24:53getting it back. So you're getting it back. Is enjoying it? What
- 24:56I'm saying, I enjoyed every goddamn saying chicken did it is supposed to cast
- 25:00one hundred dollars. I want to make sure that my places one hundred ouns
- 25:03even though it wasn't one hundred hous exactly. It looks like your cat,
- 25:07your cats, whatever value you applied to it, because I know I know
- 25:14that that chicken, because because at the end of the day, my nigga,
- 25:17we both had chicken. Did you enjoy your chicken? Mic I loved
- 25:21my chicken. Did you enjoy your chicken? King? I did? All
- 25:23right? Sounds like a hundred iunds like he had the same chicken. Nah,
- 25:26James used that way to me. Came out of the same kitchen.
- 25:30Yeah, I still try to. I don't care. Hey man, Okay,
- 25:36I lived my life the way I wanted to do that and it was
- 25:38delicious, and I was huh huh, your your whole table. It was
- 25:47that that whole table was fried. That's why you liked it so much.
- 25:49Yeah, the whole like literally that table didn't get up once unless there was
- 25:56going to Walgreen. Is too hard to stand up to. Eli's mad because
- 26:00he couldn't join us because he got the word. I didn't want to because
- 26:03i didn't want the parts of that because now I'm working. Drop the perk
- 26:07Yeah, oh my god? Was it the bliss jars right, the bliss
- 26:15we pills? Alright, Hardy had to bliss the bliss Jews And he was
- 26:18trying to give one to I think aunt, and he fumbled it. He
- 26:22just dropped it on the ground, looked like trying to pick him up.
- 26:26And then like one of the employees from the from the venues walking by,
- 26:29and like it looked like we looked like a bunch of feed, just like
- 26:32looking for in the grass, like scrubbing the grass, like I think I
- 26:36got like where's scream? Where's the prayers? The perse. It was bad,
- 26:44yeah, because I was in there. I was in there. Army
- 26:48hands me like too, he was like, take too. I'm alright,
- 26:49bad boom And I'm sitting there. He started, it's starting to starting to
- 26:57bust me. The grim the grin is starting to pill appear on my face.
- 27:03And then Kennan comes out. He comes over, he goes, he's
- 27:06like a like a like a shifty, a shifty New York salesman. He
- 27:10opens his jacket. It's a pin right there. I'm like, oh,
- 27:15yeah, don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do. But
- 27:18I take one big long dragon that's gonna crazy on camera, like a train
- 27:32stopping. Just made it to the station. You now made it to see
- 27:38Caucus. Stay please transfer the I hate that shit about switching over, nigga
- 27:45arm arm bro. So yeah, you wouldn't know about because you went to
- 27:51my future that drove. Ain'tody taking no public transportation, he said. House
- 27:56was built off public transtation. No damn near. But anyway, my dad
- 28:03worked for COMRADI, so you didn't really ride those trains. Was a transportation.
- 28:07It wasn't even freight Jones freight trains. Okay, okay, Okay,
- 28:12thank you for the Dixon family family business occupation. The only people traveling on
- 28:21those or getting smuggled. M yeah, that's how we humans, human traffick,
- 28:26human traffickers. But yeah, so yeah I did that. And then
- 28:33we're drinking a little bit and found out I got a new favorite drink now,
- 28:36okay, very basic. Whether it's Tequilan pineapple, my god, I
- 28:42was sipping on that. I was like, oh, this is it right
- 28:45here. I've been sipping on that since I went to Mexico at eighteen Damn.
- 28:52Yeah, Tequilan pineapple, long Island, nice tea and a nice moo.
- 28:57That's a good strong drinks strong. I just do anything but honey,
- 29:03and in nick dogs bro I had. I had hendy straights at the wedding.
- 29:11I did, They're just bringing them glasses is big, just straight honey.
- 29:17You know what I was lit? What's the drunk you've ever been?
- 29:19Djams outside of your perfect uh? Hey, like this is worth really getting
- 29:26drunk? Like I shouldn't be the drunk working. I don't know. I've
- 29:30been a very a couple of times fucked up working somehow, playing whatever,
- 29:37playing whatever, met the playing anything but screaming on the mic ship was still
- 29:44loud, it was lit, but I knew by the time I was done,
- 29:45I was like, yeah, I know, they knew I was fucked
- 29:48up. But whenever I do weddings, though, I make sure I don't
- 29:52drink to the point where I can't function. I don't hope. So yeah,
- 29:56yeah, yeah, yeah, Friday, Yeah, and Friday, I
- 29:59was like it was I was drinking those, but I was drinking in moderation,
- 30:00Like I wasn't like just knock him back, Like, so, yeah,
- 30:04I was lit, and I've been drinking a liquid IV. Yeah what
- 30:08is that? So it comes in like a pouch. I get them off
- 30:11Amazon and it comes to the pouch and it has like little singles pouches,
- 30:15like you know, you just added to your water and it's just hydrates you
- 30:19way fast. Think of like Crystal light, but it's Gatorade pretty much.
- 30:23Like it's electrolytes pretty much, but it's like super electrolytes. Yeah, so
- 30:27what is it supposed to do? Like, so keep that one package is
- 30:30supposed to equal three bottles of water, Yeah, something like that. And
- 30:34I drink it frequently. So when now I haven't had a hangover since I
- 30:38started drinking it. So what's your process? You drink them before? I
- 30:44tried both before and after. So yeah, I've tried before. I've drink
- 30:47it afterwards. I drank it in the morning, so I can't it's hard
- 30:51to tell which one is working the most. But the first time I tried
- 30:53it, it was before I went out, So and it worked, okay,
- 30:59so replenish. So yeah, and I can tell, Like I wake
- 31:02up in the morning, I feel fine, Like it doesn't even feel like
- 31:04I was drinking it. I felt like shit this morning, bro, really,
- 31:07bro, thing is I didn't get drunk until we got back to the
- 31:10hotel. Who was in the lobby? B Were you drinking liquid or didn't
- 31:15know? I wasn't drinking but liquor, liquor. I've tried it. Didn't
- 31:19even have fucking water in the room. My mouth was dry. I'm dead.
- 31:22I'm like, bro, damn, yeah no, I ain't. I'm
- 31:26trying not to do that no more. So, how did you go from
- 31:29the receptions to the hotel? Limo, okay, yeah, I got money.
- 31:36Yeah it was money. Bro. Oh oh oh, speaking of money,
- 31:41So we had Maggiano's right oh street. They reserved a whole of section
- 31:47there for like forty fifty people dinner paid. We over there having Kyla MARII
- 31:52we we having real lasagna, chicken palm uh. It was. It was
- 32:00like a three course meal with three things per course that they were just bringing
- 32:04out to the table. I had so much calamari Saturday was ridiculous and it
- 32:08was so good. Oh if y'all never had Maggiano's Calamari chef, where is
- 32:15that Magiano's one day were was up there? But there's one year nice and
- 32:21Crispy bro It's perfect. It's perfect every time. Just but yeah, they
- 32:27came for the whole thing. Number damn real money. British seconds three seconds,
- 32:31three seconds, Italian and Mexican Mexican, Mexican not even thinking twice.
- 32:37Yeah Mexican, I know, I took longer through second. Next. I
- 32:43don't really like Italian, so I didn't really like Italian, but Italian is
- 32:47good. I could probably taught Italian or Asian Asianian easily. I'll take over
- 32:53Mexican Asian over me, over almost anything except for yeah, Mexican. Yeah,
- 33:00And I mean when you say Asian, you could be talking about tie.
- 33:04Yeah, Chinese. Bunch of all in there how about this. Just
- 33:10to be fair, when I say Mexican, I mean all Latin foods,
- 33:13they say, yeah, you even put more fun going there, no matter.
- 33:19Sorry, Nah, I'll give me that ramen. It should be good,
- 33:22bro, Yeah, that spicy ramen. Boy, aren't chicken? The
- 33:29fuck? Yeah, shout out Trader Jones. Man every chance I get,
- 33:34I'm gonna shout out traded Joe. Make it yet, it's so good and
- 33:42so easy to make. It's just so far, like everything's far to keen.
- 33:46It is, it is, But I'm not driving all the way over
- 33:50there just to get aren't chicken. But it's a lot of stuff you can
- 33:52get. Yeah, they got, they got any minutes from They got premade
- 33:55beer of beef. You don't want that beef? Yeah, I know they
- 34:02had that. They have. These are all the things they haven't traded,
- 34:06got traded Joe's once nigga. They you know they got which is fire.
- 34:10They gotta fucking they got ice cream now, ice cream cones, the niblets,
- 34:15like the bottom cone is the best part. That part. But that's
- 34:22it. That's pretty that's pretty tough. That's tough. It's a place just
- 34:27like what is this? Weird things the bottom. It's fire a little chocolate
- 34:34pieces to acknowledge that that's the best part is and like it's literally just the
- 34:38cone with the flat top of ice cream and then chocolate manside. Yeah.
- 34:45I like that they were on the Delicious they knew Magnificent because I'll extra air
- 34:49and they're just unnecessary. I don't need all that boo half the time.
- 34:54You start from the bottom anyway, It just like the ice cream. I
- 34:58mean, I don't I ain't never done. You heard what I said.
- 35:00I ain't never done nothing, Like I've never seen anyone do that. You
- 35:04what suck the ice cream through the bottom of the cone? Yeah, yeah,
- 35:10yeah, yeah. Is this camera on me? Especially like once you
- 35:15get past like the part where like you like you really got stick your tongue
- 35:20inside the cone to get the ice cream. The bottom just suck. You're
- 35:23giving the cone a rim job. No, No, I'm talking about like
- 35:28so like if this the cone right in the green parts the ice cream,
- 35:30like once you get past this part, we really got dig inside the cone.
- 35:35They just the bottom and suck the ice cream from the bottom. Sound
- 35:43a little freaky happy pride. I wasn't how you've putting that on my brothers,
- 35:49brothers and sisters. And this is this is a freak as solo.
- 35:54I don't, I don't sucking through the bottom said he made sound effects,
- 36:00so like things like Kevin Gates was, ice cream is melting south of the
- 36:05cone. How do you get the ice cream? You eat the top of
- 36:07the You just eat the colt. I don't give it a fucking suck job.
- 36:13They just eat your down. They just need that makes sense, normally
- 36:17impatient bastard. I'm not getting this ice cream. Quick, give it to
- 36:24me, oh miss uh. Speaking of fucking sweaks, great great trans saks,
- 36:37nigga zion. The real freak is the wish we had a button for
- 36:39freaky frog. Freaky frog, freaky as niggah. I don't know. I
- 36:45I never thought from him going to duke. I never thought that he would
- 36:51like women with cartoonish bbls. And I think that's the funniest part to me
- 36:54about all this shit I had. That's the dichotomy that is, it's crazy.
- 37:00Let's do a quick coming for those who who who may not know but
- 37:04got no way, ain't no way. They don't know, but heyst and
- 37:07don't know. This is what this is up your alley because basic sports and
- 37:15everything I looked for the cornerstone. Only thing mentioned was him making the sandwich.
- 37:21In between all this, give me a recipe for something. A shrimp
- 37:25pop boy, A shrimp po boy as a crawl down there, put that,
- 37:32put that, pulls it on. A cracker dude, a crack out
- 37:37dope. So Zion Williamson, uh basketball Uh star for the New Orleans Yes,
- 37:45yes, he's a star. Everybody knows. Nazi yea what anybody an't
- 37:53even thinking that? Goes mon, Yeah, it's a star. Nig gotta
- 37:57be so Zion um plays for the New Orleans Pelicans. He's uh, he's
- 38:04just a basketball player. And he uh recently earlier was it last week?
- 38:09Earlier this week? That was last week? Last week? God, we
- 38:15basically did a reveal earlier this week. It's Monday. Yeah, last week.
- 38:20I mean he's thinking of future chance from Thursday. Yeah yeah, I
- 38:22don't know. Last week, Uh, he did a gender a pregnancy reveal
- 38:30of like his girl and like night his girl now his baby mom. He's
- 38:35a father, a woman that he im pregnant, a woman that he had
- 38:37pregnant. Put it out there that he's a father and you know, you're
- 38:42when you put out that you're having a baby, you're just expecting a lot
- 38:44of yay, good for you and congratulations and well wishes, and man,
- 38:54did that not? Was that not the case? It spirals out of control.
- 39:00The next day fat everybody was like, oh, look at Zion and
- 39:07his baby mom. Who baby? I recognize her? And as soon as
- 39:10the first thing he said I recognize her, it was man over past down
- 39:19downhill, um down a fucking snow slope with the fucking greased up snowboards off
- 39:27the skis down and it's like, first of all comes out that she is
- 39:32a lightweight porn star, sex worker, um with a grown child of her
- 39:39own already. Oh yes, like an adult child of the first baby mom.
- 39:50But whatever, huh I believe said she has like a grown child.
- 39:55Wasn't he No, she got a son, younger son. I don't think
- 39:59he was grown again? How old is she? Right? She has another
- 40:01shot she already has a kid. Yeah, I mean she could yeah right,
- 40:14but um, yeah, show she got a kid already, and then
- 40:16she has clearly she's made her rounds around the I don't know what to call
- 40:22it. The zeitgeist. She was on a reality show for what's that guy's
- 40:30name. He's on the Joe Buddon podcast Queen's Flip. Oh wow, yeah,
- 40:37like she was. She was on a reality show that he ran,
- 40:44which I mean, god damn, how how how how harder can you scrape
- 40:47the bottom of the barrel? And she was she was frightening niggas. She
- 40:54was like on camera fighting women on his show doing that and then on top
- 41:01of her her only fans thing. And it's the first thing. I'm right,
- 41:05this is the first baby Wait, what's her name, Zion Wilson,
- 41:08baby mom number one, number one. So there's that. She was on
- 41:15Ghetto Gaggers. I'm not saying I saw that. I just know because I
- 41:22saw on Twitter. I didn't see. I didn't see her. For those
- 41:24of you dn't just who don't know what ghetto Gaggers is, it's not I
- 41:30will encourage you at this point to not if you're listening to this on a
- 41:32loud speaker, don't do that right now unless you're alone. Ghetto Gaggers is
- 41:39a pornographic program which features primarily African American women, mostly African American women,
- 41:51uh shot with very aggressive sex. Okay, I mean very aggressive, like
- 42:05almost torturous, almost very disrespectful to the women, very degrading, like like,
- 42:15for an example, they will have sex with the women, they'll be
- 42:19spinning in their faces, slapping them, yeah, punching them in the gut.
- 42:25It's making them gag and throw up. Throw up is the main thing.
- 42:31Their Their goal is to make them throw up, like by like throw
- 42:35fucking them so much that the gag so bad. It's so bad. We're
- 42:44kind of fucking degenerate. We're partaking now, who would enjoy that? Sick
- 42:53freaks? So I've seen most of them times when they like throw up.
- 43:00Yeah, they make the chick throw up into a doggy bowl and then make
- 43:06them eat the throw Oh my god, they don't eat it? Yeah they
- 43:09do. Yeah, they do, know they don't they do. Do you
- 43:19want of the next two minuses to me showing you that? All right?
- 43:22We have other things to talk about things. So yeah. So yeah,
- 43:28that's Zion Wilson's Williams his baby mom, a ghetto gag girl alumni. Um
- 43:38so yeah. So excluding all of that, this is also caught the eyre
- 43:46of one other lady by the name of Whoa mo Ryan Mills mo Yan Mills,
- 43:57who was also a porn star or former portn star. So you're saying
- 44:01he has a type yeah bozo m Yes, and she's a bigger refute,
- 44:12bigger, bigger fame, bigger better CV. Speaking real quickly, speaking of
- 44:20her, she made a video to one of my sounds, like one of
- 44:22the mixes I made like two weeks ago. Oh yeah, I remember that
- 44:29and then that. I mean, I hope, so this is your fault
- 44:34you're famous. I mean, I hope that would get more attraction now than
- 44:36maybe HERD. Maybe it did. I don't know. I haven't looked,
- 44:38but I can check. But yeah, yeah she did. Crazy enough,
- 44:44what are we making this, Jengleman, I don't know out of her this
- 44:47whole situation like she's been she is nuts because she has yet she's still going
- 44:54to this very minute after now us recording this literally going on at Plus Street
- 45:00of just tweeting about this situation. Yeah, yeah, Now do we believe
- 45:07her? Yes? I absolutely I do. Yeah, still reason, there's
- 45:15a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of evidence. But I don't think
- 45:17anybody would have blamed her if she just did this for like one day and
- 45:21then stopped or like a couple of tweets of times, a couple of tweets
- 45:24here in the area. But she's just like not stopping, bro. She's
- 45:29been on a ransom well over well over one hundred tweets. She was talking
- 45:32about the soda cans he had in the bathroom Snapchat, you spending my mouth
- 45:38last week. You did that to me, all the things like find out
- 45:45your new baby MoMA is the reason why you're fat. Yeah, she's like,
- 45:49she can keep feeding. She keep feeding you wait you for your contract.
- 45:53She was like, I called you the next king next and Lebron,
- 45:57I'm motivating you like, sister, Yeah, where do you think he is
- 46:01right now? Yeah? She said she motivated. Yeah, she said that
- 46:04she's she's Yeah, she's the reason that he don't play. He said that
- 46:07he makes she makes him smoke like he was smoking weed. Man. She
- 46:12was saying all type of shit, you know, just all types of just
- 46:16the most inflammatory things you can think of, just like I was, just
- 46:22it should and then it'll be like tweets and then a random picture of her
- 46:24in New Orleans, like you told me to meet you in Phoenix, and
- 46:30then it's her outside the Phoenix. I'm like, damn this bitch concrete.
- 46:34Yeah she's yeah, she's sticking to it. Bitch got the evil dance.
- 46:38Yeah, he did it to himself. Man, it's a nasty nigga.
- 46:43It's a nasty nigga. And he should have known. He should have been
- 46:45prepared for this, Like if you if you knew you were gonna come out
- 46:47with another chicken and she's pregnant, you should have damaged control before anything,
- 46:52Like you should have made her sign an NBA or something like, hey,
- 46:54I want to He should have be like, I want to make this exclusive
- 46:58just me and you, like, let's sign this NBA, so well,
- 47:00we can't talk about nothing in public. She signed it, and then you
- 47:01put the shit out and got you something. Did you see the message where
- 47:08he was like, yeah, you want to be my official girl, official
- 47:13girl, nigga? What are you fucking nine? You know what? It's
- 47:16his middle school. When I look at them texting the things that he said,
- 47:20I all, I just I remember he went to college for one season
- 47:23and played I mean one That makes me also think back to one season.
- 47:29Bro, you know what? It makes me to go back to a video
- 47:31of him on Facebook with the white girl from Duke Yep he goes, oh,
- 47:37my god, you're beautiful. No, don't say you're ugly. He
- 47:43sounds like a duet. She's very beautiful to me. Whatever the ultimate do
- 47:52like, he'd be looking at it like this nigga be This is the nigga
- 47:55that'd be dunking on niggas with a raging fury. Yeah, he's a duet.
- 47:59He's a fucking just the dingo lane. There's one video when they were
- 48:04talking to Pelicans players and they're like, oh, what's your favorite city to
- 48:07play in, like other than New Orleans, and he was like, Dallas,
- 48:09Dallas. I like Dallas because cracking. Why are you like Dallas so
- 48:17much? Big problem? Why you like Dallas so much? Like Das him
- 48:27up, like Dallas. What's in Dallasallas? Huh Rian Mills Dallas. Yea,
- 48:36and that's where she's based out of, That's where she's from. Even
- 48:39paying her rent, Yeah, it was gonna buy her something else. He
- 48:44must have just thought she was gonna be quiet because he's paying for all this
- 48:45shit, which was which would make sense if she was not a bad as
- 48:50something stainable person. Yeah, he should have picked this up from the beginning.
- 48:53They're like, oh, this is this You know, it might be
- 48:54a little crazy stupid, but he's a dort, so he's not only dort.
- 48:59I'm thinking, honestly, he might be a porn addict too. I
- 49:05mean, he's two for two, he's only he might be bro, he's
- 49:08only This is what happened when you get porn attics money man. Yeah,
- 49:15yeah, I didn't think that, Like, I don't know, I guess
- 49:19that. First of all. It makes sense though, becauld you live in
- 49:22a fantasy world. Evidence is right there. Hey, you got two point
- 49:27stars right there. It's like you, as an NBA player with so many
- 49:32options, you go two for two point stars, not even that, then
- 49:37you impregnant one one pregnant and didn't come out publicly. The fuck you're doing?
- 49:42He went't are like, he's like he's a fucking badge of honor getting
- 49:45a port star. Pregnant one is the bad thing. It's the worst.
- 49:51I think it's the one he chose. Yeah, there was no good options.
- 49:55Each one impregnant choice the other one. Neither one of them are good
- 50:00looks. One body is doesn't look like a transformer. Blah blah blah.
- 50:08I don't care what the bitch body looked like she was on Ghetto Gaggers.
- 50:14I'm talking about Mariah Nigga. Mariah wasn't. But I know you're saying the
- 50:17other one looks better. They don't know. I'm saying, I don't give
- 50:20a fuck about They both look crazy. She was on ghetto gag They both
- 50:22look bad to me, like, not bad the good way the other girl
- 50:25can look could look like a goddamn the gum off my shoe. She's gonna
- 50:30always be better than the chick that was on the ghetto Gaggers. Yeah,
- 50:35oh wait, it's video. You and redneck Andy can't throw you throw them
- 50:40into a doggie bowl while they make black jokes at you. It's not a
- 50:47it's not a good look. This this actually happened. Yeah, it happens
- 50:52in the programming lam. That's what happens. You ever seen You ever seen
- 50:54the black casting couch? You ever seen? Or no, not even knows.
- 50:59It's just the videos. It's the beginning, yeah, or when the
- 51:00dude is just insulting the girls. He was like, oh, he's like
- 51:02that's talking to the physical and yeahsical humiliation. Maybe listen teeth and ship.
- 51:08He's like, you't got no fucking teeth. Maybe, like you're the ugliest
- 51:10girl I've seen all year and it's only January. Like he said that to
- 51:15a chip. Yes, there was one video where this girl came with her
- 51:19mom and her mom was coaching her. Yeah yeah, yeah, what kind
- 51:22of freak shit? Yeah it was crazy, Like I didn't see it to
- 51:25him, but like, yeah, yeah, I saw like a video like
- 51:28talking yeah right right? Have you not seen a porn mike? Are you
- 51:34not a real beater? Have you not got to page nine hundred and sixty
- 51:37two seven five? Wow, that's far, that's far. I think.
- 51:45I don't know, Yeah, I definitely. I think I think he's got
- 51:49I think he's got like an addiction. Yeah, because, like I believe
- 51:52it, that's the two things. You choose all the options of money,
- 51:55and maybe he's just making sure he's selecting somebody with a certain skill. What
- 52:01what what? What? What's professional sexes? Tricks do these holes? No?
- 52:07For real? For real? I mean some people said, what what
- 52:10tricks do these porn stars? Now? Especially? I mean I know something
- 52:15that no song, I'm sure sure damn regular chicks that's not doing that that
- 52:19like know these tricks? Yeah, but you have to find out later he
- 52:22can just watch him like, oh, she can't do it. I'm looking
- 52:27at Mariah Mills. I'm trying to figure out what the fuck he's looking for,
- 52:30because her shit is mit. She'd being white dudes too, shit is
- 52:34met she ned. That's like, that's like spending all your money on me
- 52:39and Khalifa. Why would you do that? People have she's trash. Some
- 52:45people just got a big comical butt, and I think he's just She's got
- 52:49a big comical butt, big comic. But Ria Mills, she's got a
- 52:52big old comedy Kings of comedy. But motherfucker, big old Bernie mac Booty
- 52:59just ain't time to shake. Like at the episode Bernie macboot Bernie Booty,
- 53:07she really does. I guess that's what he likes. Like everybody else's like
- 53:12the BBS nasty, He's like, no, give me more asks. Nigga
- 53:15tastes like a ninety year old black look at look at that fat old block
- 53:22booty, but block booty booty. But but but I think that buck could
- 53:27be bigger. I don't care if the thighs don't match. Look at that,
- 53:30but I want to be bre we we we we we we we we
- 53:37we we we we Well mm hmm. I said I should get more but
- 53:46on them, it needs to be more booty on Now, that's a nasty
- 53:53nigga. Bro time three nastiest niggas ever you know? Where her? Then
- 54:00she clearly don't have any She don't got none. Then I wouldn't imagine stars
- 54:06sacrifice friends for that butt. She just got her, but she sucked the
- 54:12second sucked him in her that ass. Yeah, she retweeted the tweeting from
- 54:15Zion that said and talking about my ride, She retweeted the sweet that said
- 54:19I'm gonna shock the world believe it and I was. Zionsweeted it. And
- 54:23then some people like supposed to this fits and they're like, man, you
- 54:28shouldn't have known about this. Know who's gonna be this? This is an
- 54:32easy work. You know he's but he's a type of nigga that this doesn't
- 54:38surprise me because he's a dork. Yeah, it seems like she wouldn't he
- 54:44be wearing that's the dad pushed the duke, How how are you being a
- 54:52fire like? And then what what a switch from that to like, yeah,
- 55:00from like Emma Watson to these bitches? Mm hmm, you got two
- 55:06types, two sides, two sides of the very injury riddled coin, the
- 55:12dichotomy of man, I'm tiring. Man, it's a nasty one. But
- 55:20she still talking about this nigga too. I can't. It's been it's tech
- 55:24said, I got knot list braids because of you. Oh yeah, he's
- 55:30saying her picture said, can you get these? He's such a dart bro.
- 55:34Can you get these? Can you? Can you get these? With
- 55:37that white guy from brands? Just fuck you? I really want to.
- 55:42I really want to want Rick spitz rab your rab your knot. Oh man,
- 55:50she's adding him in every sweet is. I know his mentions look crazy
- 55:52right now from Mariah Mills, Yeah, he just mute black blacker. Move
- 56:02on. Speaking of porn stars, sex workers, home depot girl, Wait,
- 56:10what happened? Yeah? What happened on? You want to explain?
- 56:15You might know more than I do. I think this is why, this
- 56:19is what I've gathered. So this girl literally started with This girl posted a
- 56:24picture of her, very pretty girl, very pretty, very pretty girl.
- 56:29She posted a picture of her just a selfie at work. She works at
- 56:35home depot. She got the apron on you know, the innocent Yeah I
- 56:40did see that. Yeah, and then I guess a lot of the girl.
- 56:44A lot of people were telling there like, you know, oh my
- 56:46god, you're too pretty to work at home depot blah blah blah. Some
- 56:52niggas started saying you should make an only fans, which you niggas are sick
- 56:55that did that. I can't just have a job, can't just have a
- 57:00fun pretty That's why we'll get she was really pretty, but pretty job.
- 57:05I'm gonna get into what they're saying. She said, you're too pretty to
- 57:07work there. And then our favorite our our friends at Daily Loud. Whose
- 57:15friends our friends, our friends at Daily Loud we do run pas, Yeah,
- 57:22we arching themess has to get they said. They were posted to said
- 57:27sul she making the only fans or the home depot job. Thanks what and
- 57:35somebody with you to say, y'all, nigga see a beautiful woman and want
- 57:37her to do sex work. Your niggas are sick, which you guys are.
- 57:43Honestly, that is some very horny behavior. That's super horning. She
- 57:45just can't look at just a normal pretty girl. I wonder what she looks
- 57:50like getting fucked. She needs to get naked, she needs to masturbate on
- 57:53camera from me. Nah, that crazy nigga. Let the bench work,
- 57:57let the bich let the bench mix her pain to peace. Yeah, that's
- 58:00all she probably doing in the gardening section. Yeah, she's not drilling in
- 58:07the keyholes like she's freaking. And she took her she took a picture with
- 58:10her with her apron on. Clearly she doesn't mind working there. She said,
- 58:15this is like a summer college job. Yeah, and she's probably something
- 58:19late like the Alex jeez man. Then I guess you guess we were like,
- 58:23yeah, guys tipped me like they I guess she gets tipped from guys
- 58:28like older guys coming there and talk to her. Wow, and this is
- 58:30where I kipping her home deeper workers. Oh no, well, she also
- 58:35came she said, I'm not making it only fans and then the only fans
- 58:39girls. Yeah, so she came out and said we're up in arms.
- 58:43I'm not. She's like, I'm not doing that and I'm never doing that.
- 58:45Yeah, I'm never making I'm never doing that. And then all all
- 58:50these whores, oh my god, came out from the world like fucking thriller.
- 58:53What I'm we won't put your pussy on again? And that forever like
- 59:02it's something about and all. She said, well, she'll never do it,
- 59:06She'll never do I don't think she ever said like like that's whole shit
- 59:08or anything like that, and then she did. It's her fucking opinions,
- 59:12her opinion, like, nigga, what you gonna be so mad? You're
- 59:15gonna quit your whole job? No, you're not shut up? You you
- 59:20are. That's kind of okay, And that's okay. That's just what it
- 59:22is, like right, just because it's okay now doesn't mean that's not what
- 59:25you are anymore. That's what it's sex worth. Just like just like that's
- 59:30each other defin not calling calling all the name, but yeah, that's what
- 59:35you are. Home man like you. Yeah, you get nagging for money,
- 59:37you nigga, he's short, I'm fat, he's black, yo.
- 59:44All right, stop with the ship. And that is what it is.
- 59:52Rob. It's always these holes trying to diss himself from being holes. You
- 59:57are a whole embracing yo. It's shout out to RECU Peace PIMC. It's
- 1:00:01some ship that he always called. It's called halfway hole. Don't be a
- 1:00:06halfway whole bitch. You're gonna be a hole in living that shit and really
- 1:00:08be that, or you not. Don't be You either a square bitch or
- 1:00:13you're a whole bitch. Pick one. Don't be like I'm a hole on
- 1:00:16Tuesday, but on Wednesday's not the man. Respect. Buck out of here,
- 1:00:22be a hole and I'm not. I'm not saying respect as a human
- 1:00:27being. I'm talking about respect. Like a girl that goes to home depot.
- 1:00:30You're gonna get different amounts to this. Sorry, Nigga's gonna treat you
- 1:00:36different. You a whole. Sorry, I don't know what to tell you.
- 1:00:42You want to stop apply to home depot, work with her mix some
- 1:00:47pains. She can't even work there anymore. Really, they're like docks her
- 1:00:52pretty much. They docks her. Yes, they docksed her. They did,
- 1:00:59you bitches. This is because you know why, that's crazy. This
- 1:01:06is this is why, this is why all these women And I'm gonna be
- 1:01:09gentle because I was saying homes and stuff before. All these women that are
- 1:01:13going this route, I'm saying, I'm going to say the vast majority are
- 1:01:22not a thousand percent comfortable in themselves doing this as far as its meaning,
- 1:01:25like only doing only fans only fans like like men, like they don't,
- 1:01:32they're not they're not really embracing it, like they don't really they're doing it
- 1:01:37to do it, but then that they're heart like not for the love of
- 1:01:40the game. I guess for the love they know there's they know there's around
- 1:01:45it, and they haven't accepted that. Yes, like they haven't fully committed
- 1:01:47themselves to that lifestyle. Yeah, like they're fully like, like, I'm
- 1:01:52not really a hole. I just get necking online. I don't know,
- 1:01:53I'm not fucking nobody. I'm not, but I'm not fucking nobody, or
- 1:01:59I just I just naked, I just twork on naked or whatever. Still,
- 1:02:01it's still a jay. You're in the you're in the you know,
- 1:02:05either in the game and you're out the game. Not halfway. There's no
- 1:02:08such thing as halfway crooks. Yeah they are you not you either? Are
- 1:02:15you not? If you nobody care, you're no different. If you're on
- 1:02:19here tworking online, you don't ever suck a dick, then the girl didn't
- 1:02:23miss be nasty. Y'all y'all in the same boat. Okay, y'all got
- 1:02:27the same job. You got the same jobs and different are sex workers and
- 1:02:30I saw the chick miss be Nasty Jong and be like, oh, she's
- 1:02:34a sex worker too, because she takes money for men. And they when
- 1:02:39they talked to our giving tips, oh at home depot, bitch, what
- 1:02:42bitch that makes her sex worker? Bitch shut up, shuts just standing around
- 1:02:47what she does and fucking do ain't the same goddamn thing. Get over it,
- 1:02:53not at all. I was like, our waitresses sex workers in because
- 1:02:57they I mean honestly, our bartender sex workers that work at TGI Fridays,
- 1:03:01the wa what do we like? What the hell is going on here?
- 1:03:10Like Yeah, it's like they try to It's like they try to separate themselves
- 1:03:21from that because they haven't. They're not really to accept all that comes with
- 1:03:24living that lifestyle, being that they just want the money and the fast money
- 1:03:30and the convenience of it and then not accept the Hey, yo, this
- 1:03:38is a lot of money that comes with the things attached. There's some things
- 1:03:42attached to this, like, hey, dating for you gonna be a lot
- 1:03:45harder, could be, could be, could be harder, could be easy,
- 1:03:51But it's a good chance it could be harder to find a genuine relationship.
- 1:03:54Genuine relationship people. How people view you, how you interact with men
- 1:04:00could be harder. How you're perceived by other women could be harder. Relationships
- 1:04:06with other women because they might think you are hold that might trying to still
- 1:04:10there. Men don't get confused in this thing here. Oh that that relates
- 1:04:14back to, uh, the Mariah Mills thing with a when she was on
- 1:04:17Wendy Williams. Oh yeah Williams TV show, Wendy, Yeah, she was
- 1:04:21on there, Wendy Williams. She was she sayings on there and she was
- 1:04:25like, how do I get more friends? Like I don't understand why I
- 1:04:28don't have friends? And then Wendy was like she kept real. She was
- 1:04:31right, when you have the what was it, the fake lips, the
- 1:04:35fake boobs, the fake but yeah, everything's fake. There's a certain,
- 1:04:41uh I guess air about you. Yeah, that some women don't want to
- 1:04:45be around that. There's a certain connotation. And then everyone was just like
- 1:04:49yeah. She was like damn, yeah, everybody wants to agree. Everybody
- 1:04:55understands this thing, but nobody wants to say it. Like, Yo,
- 1:04:59we do live in a positive world now where you know, women are liberating
- 1:05:02in different things, but yo, can we call a spade A spade,
- 1:05:06God damn it. At the end of the day, if you're doing a
- 1:05:09sex work, you're gonna be treated differently, You'll be looked at differently.
- 1:05:14It is what it is like. And a lot of these women that are
- 1:05:18doing this are still trapped in the mindset where it's just this is just my
- 1:05:23job. Na. No, no, this ain't just a job. It's
- 1:05:27not. It's not home deeper where you can clock off and put on a
- 1:05:30smocket and leave, or you can bust tables and leave. We can always
- 1:05:35see you. This don't go away. It don't go away, bro.
- 1:05:42Like so, and I think when they haven't consolidate, like they haven't accepted
- 1:05:48that within themselves, so they try to put it off on other people or
- 1:05:51people who don't want to subscribe to that same thinking that they have. Like
- 1:05:56this girls, she's just like, you know, I'm not that, I'm
- 1:05:58not doing that. That's not for me. Oh but you, but you're
- 1:06:00doing it this way, but you're doing it. But no, she's not
- 1:06:03though she's not. I saw I saw a girl on Twitter. She said
- 1:06:08she used to have only fans and she was saying that she regrets doing it
- 1:06:11because everything that she put or every everything I should put out is always on
- 1:06:15the Internet, and she's like people are constantly reminding me of it. Like
- 1:06:17she's like there's no way to escape it. And she doesn't even have it
- 1:06:20anymore. But I guess she was pretty popular on there, so she's like,
- 1:06:25Yeah, at this point, I just regret regret doing that shit.
- 1:06:28I mean I just it's like, bro, like that's what you want to
- 1:06:33do, that's what you want to do, but people are not aware.
- 1:06:38I treat it just like it's a legal version of drug dealer. Yeah,
- 1:06:41it's fast money, but it's it's some consequences that could come with this.
- 1:06:45Yeah, pretty pretty much like yo stock market, it's some fast money consequences
- 1:06:51could happen if you do this. Yep. Yeah, everything everything has drawbacks
- 1:06:57and benefits to it, you know what I'm saying. And that's just so.
- 1:07:01And that's not to say it's okay necessarily for people to shame shame it,
- 1:07:08but you have to know. But you doing this, that's the territory
- 1:07:12exactly. Yeah, that's gonna happen. Yeah, like like being a drug
- 1:07:15dealer, Like it's like it's fast money, but somebody could be like,
- 1:07:19you sell drugs stay at my face like someone he's just gonna just gonna look
- 1:07:24at you, see a drug dealer, and like I'm gonna treat you how
- 1:07:27drug dealers be treated like a criminal, which you are a criminal. You
- 1:07:30are a criminal. You are a criminal. And just like yo, they
- 1:07:34see a sex worker. You might be a beautiful a girl inside and now
- 1:07:39a beautiful guy inside now, but they're gonna look at you see a ho
- 1:07:43you've been on ghetto gaggers, you don't, And I mean if you don't
- 1:07:45get a gaggers, I mean you're on the game. You're your need your
- 1:07:49knee deep end. Honestly, you might be. There's no coming back.
- 1:07:56Black women that were on ghetto gaggers, you might be. You might your
- 1:08:00your mind had to be put to sleep for god. Yeah, your mind
- 1:08:03was never in the right place and it never will be. Yeah, your
- 1:08:06mind is, your mind is often. I don't care what drugs you were
- 1:08:10on. There's no way. I don't know where you can Yeah, man,
- 1:08:16I mean, we're gonna show the minor episode of Gegle Gaggles after this,
- 1:08:20right after this, go right after this actually on the Patreon We're gonna
- 1:08:25do live commentary and gagles. We don't have to do that. We're not
- 1:08:29why not no accounts, that's a lot accounts is good content. We can
- 1:08:33break it up. We can't show that on Patreon. No, we don't
- 1:08:36show it. We show us reacting to it. That's what makes saying nice.
- 1:08:42And then we get that's very entertain No, come kee it, you're
- 1:08:45rolling. Yeah, you get it. You see that. Yeah, we're
- 1:08:54sending them. We put the link in the description of the video and like
- 1:08:57you'll start at here and then boom. That could work. He crazy enough
- 1:09:02to work. It's all about creating experience for the user. If you're watching
- 1:09:10this on YouTube and you want to see his live react to ghetto gaggers,
- 1:09:13just put gig in the commons. Crazy, We're about to have the most
- 1:09:17commons video. You got to do it, gig for gig Yeah, sure,
- 1:09:26yeager. We do have to have super chat on. That's just how
- 1:09:33well that well have. I don't know it's gonna be live anything. Wait,
- 1:09:38it can't be live, can't. No, we have to record it
- 1:09:41and they just have to watch it with YouTube, Patreon contents, Patreon content
- 1:09:45okay, and it can't. Can you go live on pat I'm pretty sure.
- 1:09:49We already talked about this. Yeah, we definitely have. Yeah,
- 1:09:54no, no, yeah, I don't know what else you gonna talk about.
- 1:09:59There's someone things to happen. There's so many things. Oh, I
- 1:10:02just say things and you tell me when. Let's do all the sports stuff
- 1:10:05for real quick. We can talk about the give a Travis Rudolf update,
- 1:10:10just to knock it off. Is there an update? I haven't looked.
- 1:10:12He's good. Oh yeah, he's good, right as he should be.
- 1:10:15He's not guilty, but they haven't done anything else past that. Like the
- 1:10:18woman has she doesn't have any charges. I don't think that yet. Yeah,
- 1:10:23I mean, yeah, who who? What the Baby Gronk thing?
- 1:10:27Yeah, we're gonna jump right there, okay, because sports is what is
- 1:10:30My boy I was playing PS five before I got here. Shout out my
- 1:10:33boy Germ. I was trying to explain or he was trying to explain this
- 1:10:35to me. It's so stupid. Yeah, do you know who baby Gronk
- 1:10:41is? So Baby Gronk is like this little kid. He's like a like
- 1:10:44he's ten ten years ten. Imagine. I remember how we had like a
- 1:10:46who's like a little phenom? What was that boy? Cody Paul I think
- 1:10:49his name was Sure, whatever his name was. He plays football, right,
- 1:10:54and he's like he's like viral and he has like d one offers and
- 1:10:58shit. So apparently he took a visit to LSU correct and he ended up
- 1:11:04seeing her name is Livy Dunn. She's a gymnast. She's a gymnast at
- 1:11:09LSU at LSU and she's very viral like TikTok and Instagram. She has millions
- 1:11:13of followers. So he got her and like there's a video of him and
- 1:11:17she gave him a hug. And then people are just taking this ship and
- 1:11:20running with it. They're like, oh, baby, Cronk has this is
- 1:11:25like the riz God or something like that. Whatever the fuck they're saying,
- 1:11:27right and this, and and then people are also talking about his dad now
- 1:11:30because like what like this nig is weird, Like why is this happening?
- 1:11:34Yeah, why, it's very It's all very strange. And it came and
- 1:11:39it came out that his dad is actually like grooming him, trying to be
- 1:11:44like the next football player, like next big thing. But he's ten years
- 1:11:49old. He said he has some meeting like chicken in broccoli and like brown
- 1:11:54Rice and like doing all this and getting these workouts. Yeah, he's ten
- 1:11:57years old. He's he's he's like he's like a regular football player. He's
- 1:12:00not like he's not like super amazing. He's good for a ten year old.
- 1:12:04It's just like he's but he's any small bro like his dad. They
- 1:12:10found out how tall his dad and his dad is five eight shot. No
- 1:12:14chance, no chance unless something else he could have. He has no chance.
- 1:12:18He has get your accounting papers together, buddy, it's gonna be a
- 1:12:21sad selling insurance. So, I mean, I think he probably saw what
- 1:12:27LaVar did and said, it doesn't matter how good my kid is. If
- 1:12:30I just sell this hard enough, that's pretty because because the kids his ass.
- 1:12:38That's not true. Two thirds of them kids his ass. One of
- 1:12:42them is two thirds of their kids his ass, Like, how about this?
- 1:12:47Two thirds of them kids was oversold the fuck out of m No.
- 1:12:54Yes, no, if it didn't work out, he was oversold pretty much.
- 1:12:58Workout. He made the league. No, no, that's not all.
- 1:13:00He said, you're gonna stopping. We gotta take that out. We
- 1:13:05had to take that up. They said he was gonna be better. He
- 1:13:10said better than Steph Curry. He said he was gonna bring he said all
- 1:13:15those things, but that's overselling. We knew that wasn't gonna be so like
- 1:13:19like we people were saying, nobody said that but him. No people believe
- 1:13:24no, No, nobody believed that. But no. The Lakers drafted him.
- 1:13:29But they Lakers ain't draft him for him to be better than Steph Curry.
- 1:13:31They bought into it because they drafted the nigga because he was a good
- 1:13:34player. He's still a good player. He's just not in the All Star
- 1:13:38not for them. They trade that na immediately for Anthony Davis. You're doing
- 1:13:41that too, everybody's doing that. Kuzma, Yeah, they won a championship
- 1:13:45with him. Kuzman was a big piece of They looked at Kuzma and Linzo
- 1:13:50was like, we're gonna keep that nigga or the Pelicans wanted Lonzo. The
- 1:13:56Pelicans were gonna take Kuzman too. How do you know that Kuzman? But
- 1:14:00they said, now we got to keep him. Okay, they couldn't give
- 1:14:04up both, so they said, Noah, Kuzman. So they looked at
- 1:14:09which one would be rather live live without. I'm not sure if that was
- 1:14:13the case, but it seems like either way, Lions was not ass He's
- 1:14:17not good. He's okay, he cool, he cool, he's cool.
- 1:14:25Okay, we're not sure because he's cool. He was over sold like crazy,
- 1:14:32that's all sure. But yeah, that's where we're going with this uh
- 1:14:36baby gronk thing. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, that's well, that's no
- 1:14:43shot at that because at least LaVar the kids had some modicum of skill.
- 1:14:47And I'm not gonna say what this boy's skill is gonna be like because he's
- 1:14:50ten years old, because he's ten number one, but judging off how genetics
- 1:14:56works, unless you have a freak uh twitch in your body, he going
- 1:15:00to be six two three. I mean he could just beat like five eleven.
- 1:15:03He could be six foot but and be a tight end. Well,
- 1:15:08he doesn't have to actually be crunk. He could just be a football player.
- 1:15:11And I forget why I think he's a running back. It doesn't matter
- 1:15:15what because he's ten years old, a white running back. Come on,
- 1:15:18there's a there's McCaffrey. Yeah, one of those one name another Christian mccaffe's
- 1:15:24name, white running back successful Peyton Heads said short that lasted. I think
- 1:15:30what on the matter cover was never to be seen again. Only one I
- 1:15:33could think of his room. I think he only got that cover because he
- 1:15:35was a white running back to Rex Rex b Oh yeah yeah, like damn,
- 1:15:42you gotta be another reside. He's still playing too. I think he's
- 1:15:45like Danny white Head, like thirty five. Yeah, Danny white Head,
- 1:15:46white Head, two heads, two heads, comes around receiver, trying to
- 1:15:56think of Taysom Hill. He takes Hill is what he is, man,
- 1:16:00he's actually he's a running back, quarterback player. He's just football. He
- 1:16:04has the that's NFL equivalent to the AH. Yeah, pretty much. He's
- 1:16:10an athlete. Like that's it. I mean, And he's all right,
- 1:16:13he's alright at what he does. Whatever he does, he's alright. He
- 1:16:16does it. He does it at a good enough level. He just can't
- 1:16:19be your main definition. No, No, he's a definition of a jack
- 1:16:24of all trade. Yeah, that's a football player right there. He might
- 1:16:27get a Hall of Fame just based off relax, that's discussed in the NFL
- 1:16:30though, doing what he does, just based off the fact that what he
- 1:16:38does Swiss army knife in the NFL and this generation and this he got to
- 1:16:43put um, how much is he really though he can play any position offensively,
- 1:16:50play special teams too. Yeah, I mean he does stop the pretty
- 1:16:56much play every position. They can line him up at safety and they probably
- 1:16:59be all right, maybe by us home. Yeah, no sex happened,
- 1:17:06Yeah that's but yeah, I mean also you have to think for him.
- 1:17:10The baby grond thing probably the last thing I'll say on it. You consider
- 1:17:14this like child abuse? Yes, yeah, it is because kids don't want
- 1:17:18to eat. I mean, he do not want to around sitting around each
- 1:17:24broccoli and unless Fortnite, unless that's what the kid wants. But how do
- 1:17:30you know everybody know what kids want? Yeah, but my thing is like
- 1:17:33the colleges that are like allowing this happen, they're just pimping them out.
- 1:17:36Yeah yeah, he's at Memphis, Like are you entertaining a ten year old?
- 1:17:43Yeah? Why yeah? So and the dad was supposedly just like sending
- 1:17:46out messages to all different types of players in like different pages like follow back
- 1:17:53the kid, blah blah blah, like he was doing this years ago.
- 1:17:57It's weird. And his kids ten right now, So you're doing this as
- 1:18:00she was like eight eight seven, Like what are you weird? Why this
- 1:18:03is weird? That living through your kids shit, living like oh, he's
- 1:18:06flaving it hard. He's doing it to the point where it's just nasty.
- 1:18:12But speaking of child abuse as well. You see the thing with Jamal Murray
- 1:18:15when he said last week about h the training his dad put him through.
- 1:18:20He said his dad had him ye never never, his dad had him doing
- 1:18:30like wall sits with cups of tea on his legs so he can endure like
- 1:18:33the heat and the pain. Wow. And he had him outside, Uh,
- 1:18:38that is child abuse. He had him outside in Canada picking up leaves
- 1:18:42with his bare hands when it was cold, so he so he wouldn't be
- 1:18:45like affected by the cold or the hot. He know, I don't think
- 1:18:49that's right. Yeah, I don't think that. I don't think that's how
- 1:18:53that works. This is what he said. And and so I guess Jamal
- 1:18:57is like he's okay with it because he was like he got this, uh
- 1:19:00the floor burn from on his hand. He was like, it's fine because
- 1:19:04I been through so much. My dad had me going walking in the foot
- 1:19:10of snow for three weeks. But I've ever done bear crows on a frozen
- 1:19:15football field. That wasn't fun. I've done probably We've done that. I've
- 1:19:19done that. He probably Jamal probably hass to bear crows suicides on the frozen
- 1:19:24football were out of the day. I quit. That was abuse. That
- 1:19:27was abuse. It ain't no way. I'm like, suck my ship was
- 1:19:30crazy, bro. But yeah, come to basketball team, come to basketball
- 1:19:33practice. In the first thing they do is tell you to put your coat
- 1:19:35on. We put that code back on, boy winter coat? What y
- 1:19:42yeah? Thats and then what happened? We didn't have to run on the
- 1:19:46track, or do bear crows on the football field, or or why didn't
- 1:19:51every right choose the trash? Why? Well, we didn't get a choice.
- 1:19:55It was whatever Shula decided at the moment, having the coach decide him
- 1:19:59and everybody agreed to this. There's no agreeing. The only person players,
- 1:20:03there's only one person who didn't do it. And we got back into the
- 1:20:06gym. We all paid for it. It was even worse. It just
- 1:20:11made the day. It wasn't Tilly. You guys should have banned it together
- 1:20:15and said, nah, we tried. There was one. There was one
- 1:20:21gonna do for real. Honestly, if all y'all was like, yo,
- 1:20:24we're not doing this dumb first of all. No, this is literally corporal
- 1:20:29plunshment. This has This doesn't help our game at all. If he wanted
- 1:20:31to run suicide in the gym, let's do it. It didn't help it.
- 1:20:34How to help you. I was in the best shape of my life,
- 1:20:38but I tell you that that was the best championship. Ye. Yeah,
- 1:20:41we went to stay out. People that could have been accomplished in the
- 1:20:45gym could have run in suicide. No, there was one time where we
- 1:20:47didn't know we need to go through this fucking remember the Titans ask cold bears.
- 1:20:54We did try to like come together and like we are doing it.
- 1:20:57One time he said the locker room was dirty. He was like, yo,
- 1:21:00this nigga, the locker room is not dirty. He was like,
- 1:21:02no it is. And we were all like, we're not. We're not
- 1:21:05going to do this shit. We're not. We don't want to run because
- 1:21:08of this locker room. And we still ran. We didn't run anymore.
- 1:21:13We didn't have a choice. You guys, you can just go home.
- 1:21:15You were just home. No, it wasn't gonna be no more basketball.
- 1:21:18Yeah, then what the fuck is he gonna do? He gotta needs a
- 1:21:21job. It wasn't gonna be the same. We knew that. Yeah,
- 1:21:26and we all wanted we all wanted to play like we all liked like playing
- 1:21:29with each other, like we we went through war in practice before we got
- 1:21:34to the battle of the game. Yeah, that was the hardest thing.
- 1:21:36That That basketball season was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
- 1:21:40Man, Listen, that ship was crazy. That's some good stuff. Yeah,
- 1:21:44that was some good stuff. I mean, I got good memories outside
- 1:21:48suicide. It was it was it was winter, the middle of basketball season.
- 1:21:51Yeah, outside and Jean and you know, Gen get cold, and
- 1:21:56I'm thinking that, I'm thinking the coach Shuler, this is the nigga,
- 1:21:59I'm thinking him telling me to do something like that. I definitely told him
- 1:22:02suck my dick. But dude, the white guy, that was cool,
- 1:22:10black dude, a little pit bull, Okay, little accepted it. I
- 1:22:15still would have told him something my dick. But I was definitely done that.
- 1:22:19We were we were sixty sixteen, seventy eight and year olds, like
- 1:22:23we all wanted to play basketball. That was it. But and we knew
- 1:22:26we were good too. I understand that. But it's like, what the
- 1:22:29fuck if everybody literally in that one was like, we're not doing this right.
- 1:22:32What the fuck was he gonna do? Cut everybody cut the season.
- 1:22:35Yeah, could have cut the season and didn't do what he'd just be done.
- 1:22:40He wouldn't have to explain why the season was cut. I'm sure it
- 1:22:45didn't here explain to the to the school boards, the school board why there's
- 1:22:49no battle. Well, they didn't want to do bearside, and we don't
- 1:22:57say that. We weren't. We weren't gonna snitch on it. We were
- 1:23:02made me do like that. There was one time, though we were pissed
- 1:23:06we had they made us. Dude, we had a game. Say,
- 1:23:10the game was on Tuesday, Monday. We had like the hardest practice ever.
- 1:23:15So we came into the game that Tuesday and we could barely walk like
- 1:23:18it was hard. Bro. It was horrible, and we barely beat a
- 1:23:21team that was asked. I think it was I think we played del Rand
- 1:23:25from not Mistake, and I want to say it was del Rand. We
- 1:23:28were so fucking tired, tired, it was. It was horrible. That
- 1:23:30was the worst experience ever. Everybody played, Niggas who didn't play were playing
- 1:23:34because of everybody. How tired everybody wasn't and what is constantly the thing about
- 1:23:39I'm gonna quit this. What's the strategy behind that? You want to championship?
- 1:23:43Which we did? Yes, fuck that we lost. What is the
- 1:23:45strategy? Maybe we gotta make him forward strong? We were definitely the toughest
- 1:23:50team. I don't get fuck sure we were. I would hope so,
- 1:23:55but boy, never again we were battle after I was gonna do to make
- 1:24:01you practice really hard before a game. I couldn't run track after that.
- 1:24:04I was hurt at the end of the best. He was like, I'm
- 1:24:06never running again. I'm hurt. So I ended that ship. I was
- 1:24:11like, it was a thing that all these coaches that he's talking about,
- 1:24:17they don't got fucking jobs now. So still worked, he works in No,
- 1:24:24he's not. He's had a field now doing what head coach now his
- 1:24:29assistant. Wow, Well he was a head coach at Highland after he lost,
- 1:24:32after he left Township and then what happened got fucking fired probably yeah,
- 1:24:38I mean he's probably not a great coach. Coaches get fired, bro,
- 1:24:42I'm not that frequently coach get fired every baby. He was there for like
- 1:24:45five five six years. It's Land the Goods program. It was actually while
- 1:24:51while he was there, he actually had a pretty good team. Definitely a
- 1:24:55pretty good team. And then back when I was coaching at Saint Joe,
- 1:24:59we stole one of his players and he hasn't spoke to me since. Oh
- 1:25:02well, so sad. As soon as you try to give each other suck
- 1:25:06my dick you made me do, I'll take more your players. Pussy no
- 1:25:11coop school. But for some reason, Pat hate Cooper and I'm like,
- 1:25:14Pat, what do you hate? Cool because he made you do? But
- 1:25:17side but it's never But I like, like nobody liked him. You know,
- 1:25:24you like abuse, You really U sympathize with years is a lot.
- 1:25:28I don't sympathized with a bad guy. He made you do bearcroach. No,
- 1:25:32it wasn't. It wasn't him. He was Shuller. Yeah he wasn't.
- 1:25:35He wasn't a punishment guy. It was it was Brown and Schuller was
- 1:25:40like at the top. He was the one I really punished. And then
- 1:25:42we had another contation. Yeah, we had another coach who was his name
- 1:25:45was Coach Brown. He was just like the coach from from what's called Coach
- 1:25:48Carter, same same thing, Yeah, just just like a country version country
- 1:25:54country military version. Just yeah. It was like it was like military.
- 1:25:57It was like being in the military. Like so we would be outside,
- 1:26:00I was schuler doing a bunch of fucking dumb shit, and then we would
- 1:26:02come inside and then get verbally abused, like one time. One time,
- 1:26:08nigga, I have bron chitis, right, so did you go to practice?
- 1:26:11Why did you go to practice? I'm a soldier, so I have
- 1:26:14bron chitis and I'm in practice and I can't fucking breathe. Bro I'm coming
- 1:26:17to last and everything, and I one of the fastest people on team.
- 1:26:20I'm coming in dead last. I'm like, this shit is crazy. So
- 1:26:26Brown stops practice, looks at me, said do you want to be here?
- 1:26:29I was like, yo, what do you mean? He said,
- 1:26:30do you want to play basketball? I was like yes. He's like,
- 1:26:32well, go in the locker room and think about it and come back if
- 1:26:36you really want to play. See now, I was like, this is
- 1:26:39and I'm sitting here out of breath. I can't breathe, nigga. I'm
- 1:26:42like, can't, I can't do nothing. I'm like I just felt like
- 1:26:44I couldn't even play basketball this well, I should have stayed home. Yes,
- 1:26:46now, hold on now anything he talked to you at all after that
- 1:26:50about what so any sensible coach would notice, Hey, this nigga is one
- 1:26:57of the fastest niggas on the team. It looks like he's having a tough
- 1:27:01time. Maybe I should ask him what's going on instead of saying he's a
- 1:27:08quitter all of a sudden because he looks at a breath. I was when
- 1:27:12he's barely moving, when he's killing shit. Today he looks out over.
- 1:27:16He's a fucking quitting cut Get him out of here. He's faking. Yeah,
- 1:27:20pretty much, that's how that went completely stopped practice. It wouldn't start.
- 1:27:28Get sure you want to be here something. I wouldn't started again until
- 1:27:30I left. I wouldn't be mad if he did the whole kick you out
- 1:27:33thing, but he would have came in the locker room and he was like,
- 1:27:35yo, you what's going on? Nah? Nah, that's weird.
- 1:27:40It was crazy. That's a mentality that has like kids dying in football.
- 1:27:45If we had if we had that mentality, I don't mean, I mean,
- 1:27:48I know we talking about if we had that mentality when I was playing
- 1:27:51football, niggas definitely would have died like the coaches. The coaches for football
- 1:27:56weren't that tough. It wasn't like that one, but I remember, No,
- 1:27:59they were kind of like big ones. Was like exactly. They had
- 1:28:03a shred of humanity. Yeah, but if it was like that Mike for
- 1:28:06football, I swear somebody would have died. I think they know that because
- 1:28:11they know they know that it was. It was bad, though. I
- 1:28:15never undermine how. I only played one year, obviously, but I don't
- 1:28:17remember even us doing like bear Cross suicides. No, we didn't. What
- 1:28:21the fuck, Mike, mikes a hundred yards, Mike, and I'm I'm
- 1:28:28not. I wish I was making a hundred yards. No, like the
- 1:28:30whole field up the length of the field, Yes, how many times up
- 1:28:34and back? Just once? Two hundred yards in total. Okay, when
- 1:28:40you said suicide, I thought, no, we have We did that before
- 1:28:44we did that. We did that in the gym. No, no,
- 1:28:46no, no, no, that was on the football field. That was
- 1:28:48on the football field when we went from trauma response, I blocked it out
- 1:28:53the goal line to the fifty back full field back. Sick, bir,
- 1:29:00suck my dick. I was never doing that. We did that, you
- 1:29:05could yo, we did that listen, I'm just something go back inside almost
- 1:29:11makes me sympathized and I shouldn't nug this one. Um again yeah, um
- 1:29:21what what? Well? I don't understand right now. I'm just so excited
- 1:29:29that the heat lost i lost all my words. Um yeah yeah, I
- 1:29:34mean yeah, I was gonna say, um, speaking of a no,
- 1:29:39no, you're speaking of what I was gonna say, speaking of abuse.
- 1:29:43Have y'all seen what happens with this whole Keith Lee thing now? Yes,
- 1:29:46So it was Jersey Mike's Jersey Mike. So what Keith Lee had like a
- 1:29:51partnership with Jersey Mike, so he reviewed like one of their meals or I
- 1:29:55guess it might have been something that only like I think it might have been
- 1:29:58like a Keith Lee meal or something you know he does like specials and something
- 1:30:01something like that. So he didn't went with Jersey Mikes. And there was
- 1:30:04a location it got so bad like with people coming in like there we was
- 1:30:09just people everywhere. There were so many people that they were standing behind the
- 1:30:12counter where they were making the food because there was nowhere else to stand.
- 1:30:15It's an over an hour a week for Jersey Mikes. Bro Jersey Mikes Jersey
- 1:30:19Mikes ain't never been that good, has never been that good. And there's
- 1:30:26like two people behind the counter just looking miserable. Bro, Like, well,
- 1:30:30I'm not doing that. See this is see this is corporate green,
- 1:30:35is so corporate greed, because there's no way even if you run in the
- 1:30:41store. Bro. No, Yeah, this is why I don't want to.
- 1:30:45Corporate capitalism is going to be the death of us all because at some
- 1:30:48point anybody that with a human heart, we're looking at that and be like
- 1:30:53yo's like yo, bro, no more customers today, No more customers.
- 1:30:59Just don't just shut that down. Shut it down. Yeah, hopefully that's
- 1:31:02what happened. Because if I'm working there, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
- 1:31:06I'm not saying that I'm not I'm staying for that. If I if I'm
- 1:31:10a customer, if I walk in and I see that, I'm just like,
- 1:31:13I don't want it. That BA. Shame on you to all those
- 1:31:16customers that sat there and contributed to that. For Jersey fucking mics, You
- 1:31:21fucking loser, Go go some go somewhere else. I don't even care if
- 1:31:28it's free, Like if I see wa, just like you gotta be in
- 1:31:31on this thing so bad because you saw it in the meme or you saw
- 1:31:34it in the TikTok your favorite TikTok person and doing stud I know, but
- 1:31:40it's like you're willing to sit here and waste your time and make these workers
- 1:31:44miserable so you can have the same sounds but with a special sauce on it
- 1:31:47that's probably fucking mayonnaise and some other ship that you can make a fucking home
- 1:31:51because Keith Lead put his fucking figures together and said we're gonna will through team.
- 1:31:56Don't disrespect the Keith Lee. I love. I love Keith Lee.
- 1:32:00Like you're gonna let that type of thing control your life so much where you're
- 1:32:05gonna sit in a fucking Jersey mics for an hour over an hour. It's
- 1:32:10getting it's getting so bad. I feel like either he's gonna have to stop
- 1:32:13doing these or there's gonna have to be I don't know what he's gonna have
- 1:32:16to do, Bro, but you gotta do it with chains. I don't
- 1:32:21want to it is a chain, but Jersey might one specific location the video
- 1:32:28was one of showed a specific but it became but now like there's people who've
- 1:32:33been making tiktoks, like the one girl made a TikTok and she was saying,
- 1:32:35oh, Keithley did a review. He ain't you see wonder while like
- 1:32:39there's so many people outside, you know, so it is happening to the
- 1:32:41chain restaurant. Anybody had pretty much does something with Keith leet he could do,
- 1:32:46he could go. I would like to see it till I would like
- 1:32:48to see him go. He might not have the personality for it, though
- 1:32:51probably not. I might like to see him go to fucking Guy Fieri route.
- 1:32:57What do you mean like diners driving and dies where he goes to these
- 1:33:00places, watch them how they make it, you know, God Fieri?
- 1:33:03Like please? I mean he's they show them how they make it, and
- 1:33:06he just tastes it. I mean, he could definitely do in location,
- 1:33:13doing it live. I don't know if he can handle doing it live without
- 1:33:16the whole. I don't know. I think the only different things about speaking
- 1:33:19so it's like the whole the US in a controlled environment in his house,
- 1:33:25the ordinance card, you know what I'm saying. The only difference is,
- 1:33:27though, like is the way that he rates the food. Like Guy Fieri,
- 1:33:30he has this thing. But Keith Lee genuine genuinely makes food look way
- 1:33:34better. Like just the way that he talks about it is what makes people
- 1:33:38like I need to try that. It's the way that he's self hit it
- 1:33:41for these mom and pop for Jersey Mike's come on, ain'tmen, ain't men,
- 1:33:45ain't know the Jersey Mike's ain't had nothing that has been a hitting the
- 1:33:49gym that law. Please please go to wildwa go to quick Check, to
- 1:33:57somewhere else. But it's not it's not worth waiting an hour for. I
- 1:34:00ain't waiting for New Jersey might for a fucking hour, but yeah, that's
- 1:34:03it. I don't know. I just thought that was funny. Like his
- 1:34:05power at this point is becoming detrimental, like gifting the curse, gift the
- 1:34:13curse. Some people can't handle it. Yeah, And it's like it was
- 1:34:15cool for like the Vegas thing, like all the local stores and the like
- 1:34:18mom and pop stuff. He's like literally saving restaurants just by himself. Yeah,
- 1:34:23and I'm like this is dope, Like that's cool, that's cool.
- 1:34:25But now it's affecting people in a negative way where they're like, yo,
- 1:34:29please don't review this restaurant. Yeah, if you're gonna do it, you
- 1:34:31know, just do it to the mom and pop shots, bro, Yeah
- 1:34:33yeah, it might might have to keep it, suggest them, keep it
- 1:34:36to them that need the business. And even if you overload them, so
- 1:34:40what they can just they have the power in them of themselves. They run.
- 1:34:43They are self run where they can be like your shut I don't got
- 1:34:45it today, catches the next day. Yep. Except these greedy corporations that
- 1:34:50like shutting down. We're never shutting down. We're gonna work these fucking,
- 1:34:56these fucking low wage workers until they fucking die if they if we let them
- 1:35:00pretty much, you know what I'm saying. So mom and pop shots only
- 1:35:03please Keith Lee, Yeah he might, yeah, please, Maybe that's how
- 1:35:06he faces it. Just go back to that because if he does a Taco
- 1:35:10Bell review, it's over. It's over, because I'm going do you hear
- 1:35:15me? Yeah? Bring back, bring back the cool rings to Rito's locals,
- 1:35:17tacos too. Just the only thing Taco Bell needs to do is make
- 1:35:23sure not your fries just stay all year around. We're good. Ring back
- 1:35:27to drink cool range, strawberry fruitistis I don't know what that is because they've
- 1:35:32been discontinued for years. Really, you know what's actually very overrated from there?
- 1:35:38The Mexican pizza. I think it's very overrated. Well, I don't
- 1:35:40go sell that. And I was like, I don't know. I had
- 1:35:41it once. It was all right. I was like, I'm not surprised.
- 1:35:44I was like, that's cool. I get it. But it's not
- 1:35:46nothing to like rave over. I don't do Taco bell. You know what's
- 1:35:50rave over? What MESSI coming to America? Thank you, Mike lying l
- 1:35:58Messi. I'm surprised American soccer. I can't believe it. How do you
- 1:36:03not get the Saalti bag because he don't need a bag because you know what
- 1:36:09Miami is offering him. Yeah, I did see that. Everything. You're
- 1:36:13playing the long game, shorty, Yeah, I mean you got to play
- 1:36:15the long game. My brother is he's air of money is a long game.
- 1:36:18But his wife wants to live in Miami with the kids and all that
- 1:36:23exactly instead of being in Yeah, I'd rather go to Art Basil than like
- 1:36:34what I'm saying, turning down over a billion dollars though, but it's a
- 1:36:39billion dollars, but like for like three years, I understand that. But
- 1:36:44in literally ten years, he'll have more than that billion plus more for the
- 1:36:47rest of his life. That money's never gonna go away. It's his current
- 1:36:54money's not gonna go I mean yeah, so that's more reason too not go.
- 1:37:00And it's not the MLS season has already started, correct, Yeah,
- 1:37:03so it's for next season. I think he might be joining now, or
- 1:37:09he's gonna join now. Yeah they no, they for mL they be joining
- 1:37:12mid season? Yeah, I mean they could, but I think he's just
- 1:37:15the time because it stops in like November. I think so up until November.
- 1:37:23I'm pretty sure ebra himy vision that joined like mid season, like he
- 1:37:27played in both like he's gonna join yeo. And so are we are we
- 1:37:31heading so soccer regroin soccer begrod. Are we getting to the point to where
- 1:37:38like MLS might not be a joke anymore? Are we heading to that area?
- 1:37:44Um? Because he technically this is the first he is the first international
- 1:37:48players to pull up to the MLS. Not completely out of his prime,
- 1:37:53No, he's out of his prime. He's completely now. He's he's cooked.
- 1:37:58No, he's he's physically cooked, like he doesn't run back on defense,
- 1:38:01like, No, he's cooked. For his good teams. He's cooked.
- 1:38:05They just say, Noah, you don't. You don't have to run
- 1:38:08that much. They literally like you can just do whatever you want out to
- 1:38:12They literally you know how they came to them, like, Bro, just
- 1:38:14come here and score goals. Yeah, but he's coming into the league in
- 1:38:16better shape than David Beckham. But still he was still He went back and
- 1:38:24played in Paris like the team that mess own I think the person who came
- 1:38:27back. But this was lots of ye, lots of he was he was
- 1:38:31he was, No, he wasn't. He was just retired. Yeah.
- 1:38:35No, I'm saying he just was tired now. Yeah, but when he
- 1:38:38came to the MLS, he was like ten years ago. Yeah that was
- 1:38:40a while ago, bro, and he wasn't cooked. He went and played
- 1:38:43in like I felt like it a proof of some shit or why did he
- 1:38:48do that? I think they just gave him a bag and he said,
- 1:38:50all right, I'll come galaxy. Right. Yeah, he was that for
- 1:38:54a minute. He was wild over there and doing the impossible. He was
- 1:38:59doing the most Kung foo kicks, spinning kicks. He wanted, Bro,
- 1:39:02he could go out there with his eyes and then he came back to Europe
- 1:39:04and then went stupider. Yeah, I'm like, oh, he's forty one
- 1:39:10now, um, and he came to Yeah, he was on the Galaxy
- 1:39:15now. He was on the Galaxy twenteen oh, five years ago. Five
- 1:39:19years ago, he's forty one now, so yeah, okay, but he's
- 1:39:21so old. They were not cooked. It wasn't cooked. Cooked, it
- 1:39:25wasn't cooked. But then he went and played. Yeah, but he has
- 1:39:28played so much, shocker, he has so much he has internationally, he
- 1:39:34has nothing else to prove. That's awesome thing. So it's like right now,
- 1:39:39it's just bad season. Like, yeah, he didn't much money,
- 1:39:42as you probably study five, so he's technically the same same age. He's
- 1:39:45just ready to drive off into the sunset and was the best place to drive
- 1:39:48into sunset in Miami. Yeah, I am la one of those two.
- 1:39:53Yeah. He made five and twenty appearances for Barcelona's crazy. That's just Barcelona.
- 1:39:59That's just not in Argentina, not even the PSG thing he's on.
- 1:40:02Now, that's a lot. It's a lot. That's a lot. It's
- 1:40:05a lot of games on your legs, man, your legs. That's not
- 1:40:10training either, Nope, that's yeah, injuries having injuries. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:40:15man, Yeah, but he he's gonna um who's gonna benefited the most
- 1:40:20from coming? Like I said so before, Like you are we approaching that
- 1:40:25MLS is still a kind of a joke thing. No, no, no,
- 1:40:29I mean I think it's it's better for just like it for the brand.
- 1:40:32Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna make I think it'll attract more
- 1:40:40talent because because of who he is, the talent is not leaving. Like
- 1:40:45the way the talent works, I don't think we're not We're not sending a
- 1:40:48lot of people over there. Nah, We're sending It's suck some stragglers.
- 1:40:53A couple of the kid from Marlinson's over there. Yeah, Brendan Aaronson's that
- 1:40:57you're talking. He's over there? Is he? He was on leads?
- 1:41:00Yeah, they just got relegated, but he got relegated his fault. Yeah
- 1:41:04who did get relegated? Lester Leads And I think Southampton Leicester Leicester City got
- 1:41:13relegated. Yeah, no, da man after their owner died in that helicopter
- 1:41:18crash or whatever, like five six years ago. Correct. I hate to
- 1:41:23see it, Joe, that's crazy. Lead shout out to Mike, no,
- 1:41:28but you go. He relegated. Europe is blue? You feel me?
- 1:41:33Yeah? The Oil Money boys Manchester human Nigga again, I guess yep
- 1:41:42they won winner and oh Lucaku. You guys we were sitting on him last
- 1:41:50week and I'm like, he's better than he's not. He's not he is.
- 1:42:00He steaks you, smelly limey bastard. He managed to stop his team
- 1:42:08from scoring goals in two separate occasions. He ruined his teammates goal by just
- 1:42:12being in the fucking turned around like, nigga, what are you doing?
- 1:42:16Man? He's very fresh, He's asked bro. Very fresh. He's Julius
- 1:42:20Rand. One second he looks like it's like the guld be like a ball,
- 1:42:27and then the other second's like yo, is he remedial? Is he
- 1:42:30on the spect? He just figuring out the game. He's just both forms
- 1:42:34about and tell it just the good and the bad, like bro, he
- 1:42:41is he all right? And one second you're like wow, next you're like
- 1:42:44wow. It's like word. It was like I'm telling you the game,
- 1:42:50but I tell you was my guy. Bro used the Adam goals where he
- 1:42:53would just do something like damn and then he would try to do like a
- 1:42:56spinning back kick, like without looking and completely miss the goal. I'm like,
- 1:42:59yo, this damn when he did that in the friendly and they people
- 1:43:04immediately sucked him out like yeah he almost looking at him like yeah, this
- 1:43:10is why there's racism in Italy because of you, nigga. That's why they
- 1:43:13throw bananas at you and fucking into Milan and Napoli. That's what you,
- 1:43:21goddamn coon. You don't know how to turn it down. Literally, speaking
- 1:43:29of coons, don't stop backing up Paul piercings the fucking relax. What do
- 1:43:33you do? You didn't see? You didn't see? Paul Pierce. Pierce
- 1:43:38is weird? When did this happen? A few days ago? Last the
- 1:43:41game? Game for this game? For am I working? I'm this nigga,
- 1:43:45What are you doing for this? Nigga? The most gone? So
- 1:43:53I guess kg's doing like a little liveshoot of the game for his podcast for
- 1:43:57Showtime for Showtime okay time Sports, right, So he's doing lives the game.
- 1:44:01He had to live, huh to live, that's what Paul nigga?
- 1:44:10So he reads Paul Pierce on so off the rip. You can tell that
- 1:44:15Paul Pierce is very visibly drunk on brand, very visibly drunk brand, and
- 1:44:21he's just saying all types of crazy shit, like he's like, um,
- 1:44:28he's like asking for drinks like live during like he kag can't even get through
- 1:44:32like his game analysis, like Katie's trying to talk basketball, and he's like,
- 1:44:35this is my girlfriend, nigga. It should rent a girl for a
- 1:44:40day. So this is my girlfriend, nig nigga. It's a chick on
- 1:44:44there during the stream of the game, why Saint pet the dark, this
- 1:44:49nigga introduces like yeah, this is such a such and you can hear him,
- 1:44:54Oh, nice to meet you, and you can hear him think.
- 1:44:57He's like, yeah, man, this is I swear to God. This
- 1:44:59is what he said. He's like, yeah, man, I found his
- 1:45:00website. You can rent a girl for a day. You can rin a
- 1:45:03girlfriend for one day. Man. I run it around. The dog,
- 1:45:08I run it around And he's like, yo, you need to relax.
- 1:45:13This is the live you know the dog he asked. Somebody gave him multiple
- 1:45:20warning, multiple bro We're on live. He I'm trying to talk basketball.
- 1:45:26I think he asked for a lighter or something, and somebody threw something at
- 1:45:29him, but it came from this way, right, It came from this
- 1:45:31way and he's over here this way. I was like, hey, yo,
- 1:45:34who just did that? Who who did that? Kid? He was
- 1:45:38like, chill, bro, it ain't it come from over and he came
- 1:45:40from up here. He's like, no, no, you ain't gonna do
- 1:45:43me like that. He's like, man, you gotta calm down. You
- 1:45:45gotta calm down. Smash bro. The nigga and the niggas like. Nigga's
- 1:45:51like, Yo, this ain't the lie. He's like, this ain't lie.
- 1:45:54You lying. He's like, show me his live. Then some nigga
- 1:45:59had to paying on my phone up him on. He's like, well,
- 1:46:02where the comments that we're showing me? The comments that he goes, oh,
- 1:46:09this is this is it? Then? Bro, he was very drunk.
- 1:46:14How did he not know? He's like, Yo, were popping.
- 1:46:17Let's call some girls up, Let's call up some work. We're popping.
- 1:46:21Were popping right now in case. He's like, no, we're working.
- 1:46:27We're working. You're trying to get a reservation. He's like, you want
- 1:46:30to go to Carbone after this? I'm gonna go to Carbone. You're gonna
- 1:46:35go to Carbone. He's something rolling him broke, right, Bro, we
- 1:46:40gotta stop putting a camera in front of that man's face. I see why
- 1:46:44ESPN fired him. Yeah, should have fired him. Quicker hinge. All
- 1:46:48right, Bro, it's a sick nigga. I was just walking like bro,
- 1:46:53like this nigga can't be real. He's really doing it. He can't
- 1:46:56be real. This is not a real fame basketball player. This is not
- 1:47:00a real person. He's sick. It's not a real person. No real
- 1:47:06quick. Did y'all see that? Uh? That may we the Gotti fight?
- 1:47:11Yeah, well not the fight. I saw the fight afterwards, which
- 1:47:15was very very w w e ish. It was very fake. There was
- 1:47:16a fight after very fake. Actually was fake as hell, bro. I
- 1:47:20mean they did do it on Zoos or something. The Joscelyn fight. To
- 1:47:24me, it was more real. You don't know. The reason I'm saying
- 1:47:27this fake is because the ref start. The ref stops the fight, right,
- 1:47:31and then the dude Gotti is still trying to fight, so like a
- 1:47:34junior guy, like like related to the actual Gotti family. Yeah, okay,
- 1:47:40he's still trying to fight. So my thing is people started to jump
- 1:47:44in the ring like they're not like they weren't, Like it's not two fighters
- 1:47:46that can't defend themselves. No, I mean the fight's over. The ref
- 1:47:51was right there and then. But the main, the main dude that jumped
- 1:47:55in was from Goddis side and his and his and Gott. He was the
- 1:47:57one that was tarting trying to fight still, So I'm like, what is
- 1:48:00this. So they all jump in the ring. Nobody's really throwing punch.
- 1:48:02Everybody just like pushing and shit, like a punch. What are you talking
- 1:48:06about? When he punched it, He punched him when he was already when
- 1:48:11when he was like fighting back, he was defending him, he was fighting
- 1:48:14himself. Yeah, and I'm talking about I'm talking about when everybody else jumped
- 1:48:17in the ring, it was just became a big old pushing match. He
- 1:48:19punched her eyes at he called him, actually call him really good. And
- 1:48:25that's when I name, oh shit, he backed up like, oh god,
- 1:48:27damn, I fucked up. And then like a hundred people jumped in
- 1:48:30the ring and started jumping. No, no, no, the other way
- 1:48:34around. They whether they got Gotti. But then Johnson was fighting Max Day
- 1:48:38jussing that video. He was watching it because the one I was watching that
- 1:48:42was a fight. No, the one I was watching, I was like,
- 1:48:44I'm trying to see somebody actually get hit and may when they caught him,
- 1:48:47and that's when the nigga said, oh, let me. He said,
- 1:48:49all right, all right, yeah, I don't know. I mean
- 1:48:54I forgot he died. Who oh Gotti, the actual Gotti got him.
- 1:49:00Yeah, he called he called him. He definitely called him. Literally,
- 1:49:06he's still trying to fight. Oh yeah, now he watch Boo boo.
- 1:49:12Yeah, as soon as he felt that the retreat button, he's like,
- 1:49:17yeah, that's this is not one of the actually, like that wasn't a
- 1:49:21Zus punch. That was a fuck out of hair punch, Like, yeah,
- 1:49:26this is supposed to be an exhibition type like I was just playing with
- 1:49:29you. Yeah, listen, Ships and Giggles. Is Floyd the most shameless
- 1:49:34athlete ever? What do you mean shameless explaining the fact that he's willing to
- 1:49:39fight any fucking body of the baggage, Right, Yeah, I don't think
- 1:49:44that's shameless. That's shameless. That's shameless, especially when it's guy rest his
- 1:49:49soul, Kobe just taking one on one from anybody. As long as you
- 1:49:54pay him pretty much. He's willing to get in the court with anybody as
- 1:49:58long as you pam and he'll make it look like they almost beat him.
- 1:50:01Yeah. Do you want to see your go go out like that? I
- 1:50:05don't. And it's the it's the fact that it's prize fighting, like he's
- 1:50:09a boxer, like this is like this is literally the opposite what they wanted
- 1:50:13to sport to be. This is on the same network as Batties West.
- 1:50:17It's on the same app. You can click off this fight. They hit
- 1:50:21one button and you're on Batties West. Yeah, it's the greatest, one
- 1:50:27of the greatest fighters of all time, Nigga said. And then you see
- 1:50:33what the beach should be presenting. Joke, it's an MPVC MVP award right
- 1:50:41now. Hilarious out of it. And then uh, y'all see that his
- 1:50:46family started coming at Floyd Weather Instagram. Elite was fired up the racism.
- 1:50:55I saved that one because it was some good old, good old fashioned racist
- 1:50:59good say fashion fashion, that's a good old fashioned fashioned okay, she said,
- 1:51:03I'll quote this is from nickelet Gotti. I don't know who sisters.
- 1:51:09I think it might have been a sister or something. This is she does
- 1:51:13on a story post at Floyd Mayweather. Your daughter was ran through. Buy
- 1:51:17an animal with twelve different baity mamas, your little circus animal. You're all
- 1:51:23a package new animals. I swell my kids, I'm coming for your daughter.
- 1:51:28It maybe two years, three years from now, but I'm coming.
- 1:51:30Cut Okay, I think let's let's start with this. Somebody needs to inform
- 1:51:40these children, these Gotti kids. That is two thousand and twenty three,
- 1:51:45and nobody gives a shit about the mob anymore. Yeah, I'm really let
- 1:51:51me give a fair enough not the not the fucking the Italian mob, like
- 1:51:59who like what? Like where y'all at anyway? Where the niggas at North
- 1:52:08Jersey somewhere? I'd have been a hell of piece of spots. I ain't
- 1:52:12never staying to Caucus. Yeah, nigga. Probably the mob died like twenty
- 1:52:17years ago, and the sopranos then, like, no way gets about them
- 1:52:20niggas no more. There's twenty twenty three. I could give a shit about
- 1:52:26Gaddi bo Blodi or whatever the fuck going on over there. Now you talk
- 1:52:30about Russian niggas and Albanian niggas. Hey, Yeah, they're outside. Hey,
- 1:52:34the real beaters, they're outside. I don't want no bowles of those
- 1:52:38guys. Okay, even even the damn triad, Hey, brothers, brothers,
- 1:52:44them niggas are outside. Yeah, Okay, the niggas that that were
- 1:52:47in home alone, three they're outside. These niggas, these fucking sweatsuit wearing
- 1:52:55fatties. No, I'm good, almost extinct. Uh, they're like the
- 1:53:00goddamn Yeah, like the Siberian Tiger. Like it's four y'all left and three
- 1:53:06y'all in captivity, all males dying out. Three dudes. They feel like
- 1:53:16it's one female left in the middle of the Bengali desert. Maybe, man,
- 1:53:23that's it, and shout out to that family though, shout up your
- 1:53:27shot. No, suck themn them living out there. Uh, we could
- 1:53:34die a hundred years ago living off his ass. Still, Yeah, I
- 1:53:39mean that's the way to do it. Ten years ago. Probably John Gotti,
- 1:53:43Yes, he died one hundred years ago. I thought it was long
- 1:53:46ago. I'm like the two thousands. Who I'm thinking of al Capone?
- 1:53:51I don't know that's what I'm thinking of, thinking that nigga yea. He
- 1:53:55died in two thousand and two. Oh shit, yeah, yeah, out
- 1:54:00of here. It's millennial. M He wasn't a great mob boss if you
- 1:54:04don't know about it, he wasn't. He just made it famous mob kind
- 1:54:12of famous. He wasn't great at all. M M. Most of my
- 1:54:15member now they are on fucking YouTube, uh, debating the realness of mob
- 1:54:21stuff. They're like, yeah, so when when Tony's a praying though doesn't
- 1:54:27wear shorts, it's actually very accurate because you know, dude, the gobs
- 1:54:30of bombs, of bombs of bombs. Okay, nigga don't care, but
- 1:54:35he does wear a lot. Don doesn't wear short pants. A Gobba goal,
- 1:54:45a Cobba goal, give me the gobba goule. All right, what
- 1:54:50were doing? We have any more subjects? I think everything, I mean
- 1:54:56everything else is kind of like, um yeah, Callie and Bill Murray,
- 1:54:58I'm sad, nasty nasty work. Azelia Banks, you can choke yeah,
- 1:55:04um yeah, honestly being that this problem for real, for real, I
- 1:55:11don't ask a lot of my uh lgbtq's non binaries and all that. Can
- 1:55:15y'all please let go of a Zelia Blanks? Yeah, they do need to
- 1:55:19let her. Let her go she's a bad person. She's a bad that's
- 1:55:23not the type of person that you want connected to. Come on and y'all
- 1:55:26are the y y'all, y'all proper up every show. Often it's like Kanye
- 1:55:34but a thousand times worse than me. Like she's a bad human being.
- 1:55:43Yeah, and she doesn't even got the resume. She got the one album
- 1:55:46from years ago, from over ten years ago. She wrapped on some house
- 1:55:51tracks fire and that. Yeah, yeah, but so what song it's not
- 1:56:00enough, it's not it's good, but it's not. If she had like
- 1:56:03four of those, yeah, then we could talk. She got one kind
- 1:56:11of cult classic and she's allowed to be a horrible person. It's a tumb
- 1:56:15of the classic. It's a tumb of the class one. It was raising
- 1:56:19back to it because we know who was on there, Me and y'all,
- 1:56:26Me and y'all, mel and y'all were on there, Okay, and yeah,
- 1:56:30it's just like bro like she we just need to let her just fade
- 1:56:34off into the to the nether realm and piece. Yeah, because that was
- 1:56:40very tracked. I don't want to get into it. A DC young fly
- 1:56:43Yeah, yeah, that was messy, but shout the DC young fly man.
- 1:56:47I don't know if y'all call a little bit of his speech at the
- 1:56:49funeral, No, I didn't. It was a really good speech, very
- 1:56:53good speech. Yeah, he was being he is one hundred percent authentically himself.
- 1:56:57Yeah, like I do him. Over the years, I've really grown
- 1:57:01to like him. Yeah, And I don't want to use this moment to
- 1:57:05highlight that because it feels bad, like, but just see him vulnerable in
- 1:57:10that moment and like wow, wow wow. And he was like he was
- 1:57:15basically you know, he was a regular like funeral type speech. Yeah,
- 1:57:19it was a faith baby man. He was funny, it was it was
- 1:57:24it was entertaining, it was like heart woman, it was it was everything.
- 1:57:27It was good. That was good. And he didn't talk long.
- 1:57:30It was only like what three minute. I don't even think it was that
- 1:57:32long. Probably, Yeah, he didn't talk long, but it was it
- 1:57:36was good, man, it was good. R and P too. It's
- 1:57:41girl grat I wish I was there for baby Cronk. Oh, sorry you
- 1:57:45were here, Yeah you were you were just over there. Yeah they yeah.
- 1:57:54Yeah, that's that's got a question or two. Yeah, let's just
- 1:57:59some questions. It's not even question questions. But that got some questions.
- 1:58:01So something came up. Tell me what you think about this? Okay.
- 1:58:09So one of my former associates, are you reading this or this is you?
- 1:58:14No, this is me okay, said that they were changing their tender
- 1:58:17location to Ukraine to see what was going on out there. See what you
- 1:58:24know, what was popping out there. It's not a good idea. It's
- 1:58:27that sick or smart. It's sick because there's a fucking war going on out
- 1:58:30there. What's the goal? What's the goal of American girls? You see?
- 1:58:42He sounds like one of the niggas that get that get caught up on
- 1:58:45that ninety day fiance, Like I'll never forget it. It was one dude
- 1:58:49from there. He was from Vegas and he was just convinced that this woman
- 1:58:54that lived in Russia of the Ukraine was his girl. And he literally can
- 1:58:58only talk to her on a website that you had to pay to be on,
- 1:59:02and he could only talk to her when she was online. And he
- 1:59:05did this for years. Wow, and met her one time and he did
- 1:59:15nothing. And like he went to the uk get in to Ukraine like two
- 1:59:19three different times and was stood up. Goddamn. And he still was going.
- 1:59:24So he sounds like he's going down that pipeline. So if you're a
- 1:59:28good friend, stop him now not really friends, more of like that's as
- 1:59:33well because but this he didn't tell me directly. This information came to me.
- 1:59:40I was like, this sounds it's weird. Sounds weird, it's weird.
- 1:59:44It's none of the game. I can't understand if you said something like
- 1:59:45Miami, somewhere you can get to, not a place where active war zone?
- 1:59:54What's going on? What's where the bat? He's in Yemen? Like
- 1:59:59the god's a strip. We're the North Korean bitches ass nowhere, nowhere to
- 2:00:11be found off the grade, actually on the underground. Okay, what's your
- 2:00:16favorite simple pleasure? Is there a better feeling than picking h three to five
- 2:00:21days shipping and it comes in two days. That just happened to me,
- 2:00:27Lord have mercy. Yeah, I'll tell you. Having exact change, you
- 2:00:30can say picking. I thought he's trying to say picking boogers. What hey
- 2:00:34man, they said, you get a real big one and like it's still
- 2:00:41attaching, So it kind of got gotta kind of pride out, like tink,
- 2:00:44it's like, oh little and you got a little weight on that.
- 2:00:46That's your simple pleasure and then you eat it. Nope, no pleasure,
- 2:00:51picking boogers flicking. I think mine is having exact change. I love exact
- 2:00:57change. Exact change is nice. I gotta have a seventeen centuries a body,
- 2:01:00It's crazy, that's wild man. The other day I got a there
- 2:01:06was like, I guess, like a dollar ninety nine left on a gift
- 2:01:09card that I use. I didn't have any change on me, and the
- 2:01:12dude really gave me ninety nine cents, And I was thinking, like,
- 2:01:15bro, I know how those registers work. You can give me two dollars.
- 2:01:18Yeah, you can be short of penny. He could well. Counting
- 2:01:23out ninety nine cents is fucking insane. If he looked at me in the
- 2:01:26face and counted out ninety nine cents and I said, damn, okay,
- 2:01:32is this how? This is how it's gonna be. Is gonna be how
- 2:01:35it's gonna be. That's how you're gonna do me? Okay? Nice?
- 2:01:41Yeah, that's it. You got nothing, Kenny. Now I can think
- 2:01:46of, Oh you failed me. I'm sorry. I apologize. I got
- 2:01:51nothing. I got one nothing else, nothing else? All right, m
- 2:02:00We talked about not dancing, but this is a dancing question. What is
- 2:02:02one of those old dance moves you just can't get out of your bag?
- 2:02:10Mm hmm. I'm always gonna hit the cabbage patch that was that came to
- 2:02:14mind first, cabbage that's a good millie rock. Oh yeah, hit a
- 2:02:23little light light little millie. Yeah, this really is a good one.
- 2:02:27It's easy. Anybody com easy easy, Yeah, Douggie, a little doug
- 2:02:31a little dog action, a little Dougie, all right, Douggie, Yeah,
- 2:02:36nice tutch roll there now and then oh you get yeah, hit now.
- 2:02:45She don't know what you're working with high exactly. Checking with your mama
- 2:02:50gave at that point. And then always you know, the kiddn't play.
- 2:02:59Yeah, okay, that's never gonna go away. Nah. I did do
- 2:03:02problems, and kids still do. The kids even I don't know who's teaching
- 2:03:08them. I don't know. I staid looking it up. I don't know.
- 2:03:13All right, we were talking about Keith Lee, So Keith Lee question.
- 2:03:15You ever think Keith Lee secretly rates sex between him and his wife?
- 2:03:23I can only imagine it's a ten. They got kids. I always it's
- 2:03:28not always a ten. It's not always a ten sometimes in my black I
- 2:03:30got the job done, but that was four and a half seven point seven.
- 2:03:34First of all, service, terrible, lacio. I've had better.
- 2:03:43I've had better. You were late to the engagement, and then once you
- 2:03:45got here, you didn't see him all all enthusiastic. I acted like I
- 2:03:48didn't want to be there. Who's paying you? Who's paying you? Was
- 2:03:56free? Who's keeping lights on? You bet? Act like crazy? You
- 2:04:00bet act like you know, like you know before I start boxing again,
- 2:04:04boxing you? That's crazy, okay. Next question. White people are always
- 2:04:14biting our lingo make our daily jargons sound more cringey each day. Quick,
- 2:04:18what's some of your favorite white people sayings. I'm gonna name a few,
- 2:04:23gee willakers as if fuck yeah, bro, fuck yeah bro A good one,
- 2:04:29Uh definitely, as if anything. You know what I really like?
- 2:04:33When it even hurts harder than some curses, they'll be like Jesus Christ fucking
- 2:04:42Christ, Christ, Almighty Christ is they say, Jesus Christ fucking Christ.
- 2:04:49Right, rat's ass is a good one. I don't give a rat's as
- 2:04:55damn damn, not even a rat as the rams as. My boy,
- 2:05:01that's crazy, my boy, that's crazy. Even a rats and that's real
- 2:05:05crazy. Golly, ge willickers cut the ship? That all we do?
- 2:05:12Oh? What was it? Oh? It was a good one. It
- 2:05:15was on Twitter. Think of it, think of it? Fuck man,
- 2:05:18I can't it's gonna pop up random. Oh man. They said white people
- 2:05:24in the bag when they said this ship, they were I forget what it
- 2:05:28was. Oh well, sorry, damn, I'm not gonna find it.
- 2:05:34Now. Listen here, pal, oh, listen here, bucko. Yeah,
- 2:05:41that's a good one. Time to scradaddle down, time to get add
- 2:05:45them. I can't remember. I'm gonna find it. H h. I
- 2:05:53don't know. Are we all looking for it? I believe I believe everybody's
- 2:06:00on their phone looking up people's face. Kick rocks, pal, eat my
- 2:06:05shorts, shout out to Bart Shorts. Oh no, it's so, I
- 2:06:11said white people in the bag when he came up with news flash, buddy,
- 2:06:15news news flash, buddy barking up the wrong tree. Get fucked,
- 2:06:24get fucked, calling coffee a cup of jail? What the actual fuck?
- 2:06:30That's a good one with the actual bug is a good one. Yeah,
- 2:06:35you and what army? That's a good one. That's a good one.
- 2:06:47It was like when it why I put them up, put them up.
- 2:06:55It's like, uh when the check comes in, like, Hi, what's
- 2:06:57the damage. That's a good one. I do like shout out the white
- 2:07:03people. Damn man, put a sock in it one. They said,
- 2:07:09why I ought to smoke show all right? Wise guy, m wise guy.
- 2:07:18Nothing like calling somebody a wise guy. Hold your horses. That's what
- 2:07:24used to call people. I work for the casino. They call people wise
- 2:07:27guys. If um, if when you had to like make like little like
- 2:07:32petty bets and like try to like kind of like finesse the system, they
- 2:07:36can pick that up and they will be you'll be labeled a wise guy.
- 2:07:40And you can only gamble a certain amount of money a petty bet, like
- 2:07:44you're like like five cents, yeah, and on, Like you had to
- 2:07:46really be trying to finesse your your your tickets in order to be label a
- 2:07:49wise guy. So, I mean, I don't know if I don't know
- 2:07:53if that's India. I don't know if I wasn't supposed to say that,
- 2:07:55but fuck them. Hell, I don't work there no more. You can
- 2:07:59be lable to this guy and and and and the not even the casino itself.
- 2:08:03It's the sports betting like a provider. So they do it and it's
- 2:08:09something that we can't reverse. So if they lay with you a wise guy
- 2:08:11and you're like, yeah, why are all my bets getting limited to?
- 2:08:13If like say like oh the line, say I say, you try to
- 2:08:16make it like a ten dollars bet, they might chop that shit down to
- 2:08:20two dollars fifty cents. He's like, why can't I bet the ten dollars
- 2:08:22minium or whatever it is? Oh, you're lay with a wise guy because
- 2:08:24you were doing this at the third m Yeah, sorry, Pete, say
- 2:08:31for Pete's sake, come on, there's a bunch of a larky. Let's
- 2:08:39all right, cut the crap solid what y'all judge me? If I told
- 2:08:46you all, I don't care for or know how to do the keeper shuffle
- 2:08:48and yes I am black. So yeah, nigga, because he's telling you
- 2:08:52what to do on the song, Yeah, what are you talking about?
- 2:08:54I don't know how you don't know how to listen to the fucking lyrics to
- 2:08:58the right to the right to be ignorant. At that point, pretty much
- 2:09:01you just now can't now kick nigga. He's saying to the right, to
- 2:09:05the right, to the right, to the left, to the left,
- 2:09:09kick kick kick kick kick now walking back. That's like saying you want slide.
- 2:09:13He's just saying everything. That's not like Jerusalem, I wore fucking even
- 2:09:18slide, even electric slot, the actual No, not even electric slot.
- 2:09:22They don't tell you what to do. Yeah, that's an easy one though.
- 2:09:26It took me a while to remember how to do that electric Yeah.
- 2:09:31Man, your fairit skin is showing. Yeah, no, man, it's
- 2:09:35whatever percentage is exactly. I have. I have a problem struggle with with
- 2:09:41choreography. Yeah, with like directions. I was like, oh, shoot,
- 2:09:46I'm going the wrong way. The one uh lion dance that the dude
- 2:09:52started doing guests at Pat's wedding hand, I never seen that before. I
- 2:09:56have just not to that song. That wasn't a song it supposed to be
- 2:09:58too. I was like, huh, because I think the we're doing it
- 2:10:00to when I see you right, yeah, yeah, that's not the song
- 2:10:03that people usually do it too. But when I saw it, I know
- 2:10:05that dance. What dance was it? It's a different line. Yeah,
- 2:10:07I don't even know the name of it. But usually when I see people
- 2:10:11do it it's not that song. I was like, okay, I got
- 2:10:13that quick. Yeah, it was easy. It's easy one to knee knee
- 2:10:18deep. Yeah. The magnanis for that. Yeah a little bit. It
- 2:10:22was dipping far. I don't dip that fun. You ain't gotta do all
- 2:10:24that. He's not much Hello, I can go for what all right,
- 2:10:33hypothetical, it's summer, summer twenty thirteen and all of us about to slide
- 2:10:41to a function. What do we have one thirteen? Obey snap back okay,
- 2:10:48obey h tank time okay, cargo shorts, van socks okay, van
- 2:10:58sneakers. M m um a g shock watch okay, man though, and
- 2:11:07uh, we're not even really were necklaces, so yeah, that would be
- 2:11:13it for me. Okay, that would be Yeah, a lot of old
- 2:11:16Bay shit probably maybe a snapback maybe not. Headwear is different, it's whatever.
- 2:11:26Um. Definitely diamonds apply. Shirt um, probably preferably one of my
- 2:11:35Cassie collapsed. Those are elite domsp with cash. Those are one of the
- 2:11:39best on the fronts the singer singer. Yeah, that teel shirt, oh
- 2:11:45man, so one of those probably against Also some cargo shorts. Probably some
- 2:11:52diamonds apply. Socks. Nice, Um, actually a Bay socks. I'm
- 2:11:56tripping ahead a bass? I mean, um, yeah, she shot watch
- 2:12:01didn't really matter what sneakers, honestly, and then like a Goodwood necklace.
- 2:12:07Oh that's what I was thinking. What was the one that everybody was wearing,
- 2:12:11the rosary people wearing the hell I only had one of blue. I
- 2:12:18don't know what the hell happened out the Mercery beach. Yeah it was either
- 2:12:20that or like Taylor gang Merch, I was not wearing. I was at
- 2:12:26Pittsburgh. I wasn't even wearing I had four one seven year Sorry, I
- 2:12:33didn't think I didn't like to shark Pittsburgh. What do you say, what's
- 2:12:37the sink or swim shark stuff? That? Yet? I think, who
- 2:12:41whiz? I'm not a whisk cleeper fan. So I don't even know I
- 2:12:45was back then. Yeah I was. I never was good close exactly.
- 2:12:54Probably something from old Navy. Uh, probably something from American Eagle. Shirt,
- 2:13:00paint shoes, I'd probably shirt a polo, yeah, shirt, painting,
- 2:13:03shoes, socks, some light songs, shoes, definitely shoes, all
- 2:13:11right, So someone wanted us to go through the they said, Billboard posted
- 2:13:18their top one hundred Disney Songs of all time, and that was some bullshit.
- 2:13:22That same you just want to go over the top ten, Yeah,
- 2:13:26we will be here all wrong. I'm just gonna go say eleven because it's
- 2:13:30already on the screen. Circle of Lifeline King top ten ten Breaking Free from
- 2:13:35High School Musical As that was a big song. So I don't even know
- 2:13:39that spoonful of Sugar breaking Free stock you know that song? Stop it don't
- 2:13:43Yes, I didn't watch this music at all an episode. You don't matter.
- 2:13:48You know that. The only song I know is We're all in this
- 2:13:50together. Yeah, and I'm not a spoonful of sugar from Mary Poppins number
- 2:13:54nine. The fun is that a spoonful of sugar makes a medicine go down.
- 2:13:58It is not a good song, No, definitely not. This is
- 2:14:01I was your favorite song right here? The climb hand him Ontana the movie.
- 2:14:05That is that is a good song. That is a good song.
- 2:14:09I thought he was. I always know that though, because you've always said
- 2:14:13that, as you know that he's like NRD war right now. People told
- 2:14:18you where how do you know that? I had an autograph copy of the
- 2:14:26final clin Like, how do you know that's my ship, which it is
- 2:14:31is a good song? Way home fired, that bad boy up? I
- 2:14:39will all right? Number seven the Mickey Mouse March No. From nineteen fifty
- 2:14:43five, The fuck gotta be racist? Is this real? Gotta be?
- 2:14:48Number six, A Whole New World from Aladdin? That's definitely top ten.
- 2:14:54Yes, No, number five when you wish upon a Star from Pinocchio.
- 2:14:58No oh no, made this fuck ass list? Bro where's Phil Collins?
- 2:15:05It better be up there. There's a goofy movie. None of that shit.
- 2:15:11I don't know what's number four? B our guests from Beauty and the
- 2:15:13Beast. Nothing from Beauty and the Beast should be in the top ten.
- 2:15:16What are we doing? Yes? Guess four? Yeah? No, I
- 2:15:22shouldn't be that high, is it? Baby? Bibbity bobbity boo. Better
- 2:15:24be up there. I don't think so. I was already on number four.
- 2:15:28What the fuck is number three? It's a small world? What my
- 2:15:37god? Why this is bad? I can't even get my fucking Mike Stanley.
- 2:15:43This is crazy ass bro h, it's a small world. What number
- 2:15:48was that? Three? That's probably the biggest song. I don't care,
- 2:15:50it's not it's not that good of a song for for you, sure,
- 2:15:54but that's probably one of their biggest songs. Number two is let It Go
- 2:15:58from Frozen. Oh yes, yes, yes, that could be number one,
- 2:16:01honestly number one. Part of Your World from Little Mermaid, So we
- 2:16:09had no life? The Circle of Life A Kunamatada wasn't top ten. How
- 2:16:20How are none of the songs from Tarzan in there? Oh no, it's
- 2:16:24there, just not not even in the top twenty. Tarzan's not stop funny.
- 2:16:31I am still scrolls. Maybe I forgot about the movie Collins. Phil
- 2:16:35Collins put all his talent into that. He was born for that soundtrack.
- 2:16:43Thirty four. That's the first appearance of a Phil. So You'll be in
- 2:16:48my Heart? Why don't you even pick that song? It's a cool song,
- 2:16:52I mean being in my heart. Strangers like me, these niggas Son
- 2:16:58of Man Babby Bobby Boo was thirty nine. I'm sorry to report that thirty
- 2:17:05nine. Can you tell me when any of the movies any songs from a
- 2:17:07goofy movie? I was like, twenty nine, twenty needs to be higher.
- 2:17:15There's no Hercules songs on there. Word Hercules Hercules was probably cracked in
- 2:17:22that thirty You have, bro, there's no toy story on toy story has
- 2:17:26songs. Huh, you got a friend in me? Oh, you got
- 2:17:31a friend blue Bee? You got them red blue Bee? Yeah? The
- 2:17:37Whoa Reflections Reflections I think was in the thirties. This is horrible. Now
- 2:17:48this list is funny money and I'm cool. I'm cool with Pinocchio. But
- 2:17:52top ten, no hercules, number forty five, forty five and there's a
- 2:17:58better song. Nah, that just messed up. Man, they just don't.
- 2:18:01I'm not even gonna look anymore. Oh so, actually, why I
- 2:18:05made the list? What about stand out? Mhmm, gonna stand? Uh?
- 2:18:11Do you know who this me? I could make you stop with taking
- 2:18:15a look. Oh, that's definitely not making the list. Oh wait,
- 2:18:18it was eight Get the Mother was fuck out of here? Bro? Where
- 2:18:24was can you feel the Love Tonight? Because matter if fact, as you
- 2:18:31do that? No, where we found where's your Kuna Matata? Way down?
- 2:18:39Sorry? I was still trying to see if there's any other philm calling
- 2:18:41songs. Yeah in the air tonight right or no, no, in there
- 2:18:46You'll be in my heart now for fut here Brott, who the tiki Tiki
- 2:18:58Tiki room? My Kuna Matata is forty. How did it call me?
- 2:19:03Beat me? Get to thirty six? Call me beat me? If you
- 2:19:07interviews man, you know, if you want to vach me, doesn't matter.
- 2:19:13Where is the Proud Family theme song on there? Probably not? No
- 2:19:18too black? Definitely too black? Oh three, they don't know music.
- 2:19:26This is really that's Beyonce on there. No Destiny Child sung the background salons
- 2:19:33with Beyonce? I mean Destiny Child? Yeah yeah, so um, let's
- 2:19:39see who wrote this. We gotta write them some hate letters. Oh damn,
- 2:19:43there's a lot of people. Yeah, they didn't want to put one
- 2:19:45name on this because this would be tremendous. There's about twenty people, they
- 2:19:50all who put this less together. Yeah, they all suck. Stinky dude.
- 2:19:56We do not approve, not at all. You been my I should
- 2:20:03just piss me off. Now I'm looking at this list on my own.
- 2:20:07That's crazy. And they got a championship? Who is smith? Finally I
- 2:20:15disagree with this, but I'm gonna see what you're guest. Remember around this
- 2:20:18time last year, all the companies had LGBT colors as their logo, But
- 2:20:20now they're real silent. What did they do to make them just that mad.
- 2:20:24I don't agree. I don't agree with that. I've been seeing a
- 2:20:26lot even more yea, and people are still mad and saying they're gonna boycott,
- 2:20:31and they're just like, Okay, I don't, I don't. I
- 2:20:33don't see what that. We had the bud light when the beer the rainbow
- 2:20:37beer forward with the commercial with the rainbows rainbow Yeah, anyway, No,
- 2:20:48we just haven't done it. He never will, never, not gonna stop
- 2:20:54me. Yeah, we could do that late, don't Yeah, don't test
- 2:21:01me. Yeah, show up next week with it. Mm hmm. Ok
- 2:21:07Now, someone brought up the combination of Joh and Zion. Oh yeah,
- 2:21:13but Carolina boys, guns and buns, guns and buns, nice guns.
- 2:21:20What if I told you let's see the bunts of guns and the bunts of
- 2:21:28women. Nice. The downfall of two NBA stars ESPN thirty. If you
- 2:21:35see skip try to stip said he tried to send little Wayne in Memphis.
- 2:21:39Yes, the fun What what was that gonna do to me? With Joh?
- 2:21:43What is that gonna try to send up blood to a crypt house?
- 2:21:48Crazy? Yes, the beacon of knowledge, the beacon of knowledge and wisdom,
- 2:21:52that is Little Wayne. That's gonna Little Wayne. Little Wayne is black
- 2:21:58and has locks and has been arrested be for it for things. Maybe you
- 2:22:01could teach you something like, I don't know, man, that's how he's
- 2:22:05also a dreaded monkey. That's pretty much you. Maybe you guys can and
- 2:22:13chimp chip with each other. M okay, just don't just don't throw a
- 2:22:20poop at each other. Someone said, I love the podcast. You'll have
- 2:22:22me giggling to myself at work. My co workers probably think I'm crazy.
- 2:22:26Just wanted to ask, can we get some gnipkennop merch? I love with
- 2:22:31a planet with a fake planet. Yeah, we got with a planet with
- 2:22:33glasses. You gotta be outline of your glasses. Gnipica nap planet with mic
- 2:22:39glasses, citizen a planet, nip n We can do that. We'll talk
- 2:22:43to Q give nip we need to get. Yeah, it would be nice
- 2:22:48to get some merch. Someone might be asking for some advice here, but
- 2:22:52I'm gonna ask it anyway. If your fiance broke off your engagement, how
- 2:22:56long would it take or shit to take before you catch another body? Yeah?
- 2:23:03Right now? Long is this? What's this question? From that night
- 2:23:07about four days ago? M hm, so you haven't caught that body yet,
- 2:23:11probably not four days. It's crazy unless it was Friday and they got
- 2:23:15you know, they got something cooking, if you already, if you already
- 2:23:18got some lined up in the head. That night, because y'all, y'all
- 2:23:20clear, y'all that night, y'all broke up forever at this point, right
- 2:23:24that night, that night, y'all broke up forever, Like there's no going
- 2:23:28there. There's no way you can be with somebody if they say no to
- 2:23:30you. They say no, they after after we just paid all up that
- 2:23:33night, so you paid all what win? Well, no, it said,
- 2:23:39fiance fan broke off the engagement. You're done, So I mean,
- 2:23:43if you already think about getting another body, you might as well just go
- 2:23:46ahead and do it. Engaged, y'all are broke up forever. It's over,
- 2:23:52gonna be outside. They's gonna be mad or he or he. Well
- 2:23:54she didn't say, wait, no for what, Mike, what are you
- 2:24:01looking for? That phone? The phone is under your thighs, hiding under
- 2:24:05his that that phone there number all these pies, baby, all that fass
- 2:24:15Okay, oh yeah that shit. No, didn't want to go on one
- 2:24:18more? Yeah, yeah, let me see how long see. You want
- 2:24:26to find a good question, and it's on this stupid question, who would
- 2:24:33you pick for a cast member to most likely eat beans at a cookout?
- 2:24:35Mike, I like beans. I like beans. We all like beans.
- 2:24:39We do. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like a random question.
- 2:24:43I like beans. Beans. Yeah, it's not cheap sweet food.
- 2:24:48It's not jack sa I'll eat some beans. Yeah, I like some.
- 2:24:52My MoMA makes some freak Yeah, my mom too, both myself beans at
- 2:24:56the cookout. I like beans. I'm all Jason beans. Put some beans
- 2:24:58on the hig dog? What? Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
- 2:25:03Mike. I don't do that. What hot dose? The side?
- 2:25:07I mean it's like it's having beans and franks on the I don't know.
- 2:25:11I put them on the side, like the side. It's almost like a
- 2:25:16big bean on your hot dog. You ever had beans and franks? Ever
- 2:25:20had beans and franks? Yeah? I eat at the same time. I
- 2:25:22don't eat it. I don't put the beans on the hot dog. Try,
- 2:25:26man, I'm sure it is. I just never even thought. I've
- 2:25:30never done an either. But chili. It ain't chili. It's beans.
- 2:25:33It's like what's in what's in chili meeting beans. I just don't put them
- 2:25:41together. Try I I don't think I even I eat my food separate.
- 2:25:45I eat one thing at a time, bitch, anyway, I eat my
- 2:25:50food one thing at a time. So I don't put the beans on the
- 2:25:52hot dog. I just don't do that. I wouldn't even really very good.
- 2:25:56I'm sure it tastes fine. I just wouldn't do it eate on my
- 2:26:00food. I put it on the burger too. Boooooo, he put beans
- 2:26:03on a burger? Yeah, that's too much. I don't see. I
- 2:26:05just I kind of like when like the y beans on a burger? Why
- 2:26:09not? Why not? I just I don't know. I've literally never thought
- 2:26:11about doing that. I'll put ketchup and cheese on on a on a burger,
- 2:26:16I'll put ketchup on my hot dog, but I never thought about adding
- 2:26:18accessories to it on the hot dog itself. I like when the being juice
- 2:26:22gets soaked up in the bread that do that do be tasting good? Did
- 2:26:26you see see that spiral hot dog? That girl made like the spiral hot
- 2:26:31dog with all the kindom and Yeah, I felt that was really extra.
- 2:26:33It looked good. But I'm like, Dan, you're not on the pinnacle
- 2:26:37of Clizzie technology. That's why we got professional Lizzie eaters. You got more
- 2:26:41Lizzie, more surface area for the Chris. It almost didn't look like it
- 2:26:46though. It just looked like a big mess. I was like, I
- 2:26:48see what she's doing, what she's going for. I was like, yeah,
- 2:26:52whatever, but I don't I don't like half this ship. She put
- 2:26:54on a hot dog anybody, I'm like, el, I don't eat none
- 2:26:56of that on a hot dog. I don't relish. I don't put all
- 2:27:00that shit like onions and sour crowd. I'm like, god, she went
- 2:27:03in, Yeah, it's like a hot dog from the from the mid thirties.
- 2:27:07Na I just do one hot dog for the week that's just had everything
- 2:27:11on it. I'm like, God, a great depression hot dog. Yeah.
- 2:27:15I was like, what asked me about five days if I eat this
- 2:27:18one dog? Yeah, sick. Come on down, Let's go to the
- 2:27:20Let's go to the speakies and get some branks. I hate my Lizzies naked.
- 2:27:24I'm putting that on. I'll put catch the one that's catch a brand
- 2:27:28hot dog. Sorry, what I heard it completely raw. He's like,
- 2:27:39hey, my glizzies neket no clothes on, just inhaling hot dogs. I'll
- 2:27:46be right back. You gotta go eat this hot dog neck neat, Like,
- 2:27:54what do you fucking it? I've been waiting for this, edging the
- 2:27:58hot dog put in his mouth for though, so I'm not ready. I'm
- 2:28:03never like, what are you about to do? Girl? You take a
- 2:28:11bias too high? That should be annoying. Happens like that. It'd be
- 2:28:18worth it, though, I could have one more question. It's an Oedipus
- 2:28:24asked question. That's what I say, all right, no, no,
- 2:28:28no, no, just want to see what y'all think. You think attraction
- 2:28:31is a hereditary. The older I get, the more I'm starting to realize
- 2:28:35me and my father have a similar taste in women. Ya y'all share the
- 2:28:37same sentiment. No no, I don't say yell but no yeo but no,
- 2:28:46yeah no, yeah no, this is what I say. Me and
- 2:28:52my dad have the same taste. No we don't. So they normally say
- 2:29:00that you don't you go for somebody who not resembles your mother but reminds you
- 2:29:05of your mother, because that's like the home nurturing thing that you've had your
- 2:29:09whole life, so finding somebody of that nature. Yeah, it makes sense
- 2:29:15that you would have like the same taste essentially. Now it may not be
- 2:29:22the looks, but like a personality wise or now you shan't you shan't know,
- 2:29:26Elsie, I don't think. I don't think me and my dad are
- 2:29:30the same type at all. Why are you? I don't think so.
- 2:29:37I'm not too sure because my stepmom and my mom don't look anything alike,
- 2:29:41so it's hard for me to say. M h I was like, you
- 2:29:46know, but my mom looks like me, so it is. And I
- 2:29:52love myself. I understand, I understand. Look at me. No,
- 2:30:01I don't think me and my dad got the same mm hmmm no, m
- 2:30:07yeah, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say me and my dad had
- 2:30:09the same taste either. So this guy just wants the fucking his mom we
- 2:30:15have. Of you, buddy, out of yourself. You're fucking fucking weirdo.
- 2:30:20You're fucking freud told us about people like you. Out of you,
- 2:30:26You're fucking freak. You're fucking this fucking guy, fucking fueaky falk. You're
- 2:30:33sneaking in his mama's room. Sniff smelling the pants. I s about you
- 2:30:39smell. I'm trying to go back home. Mim whears the laudreie. I
- 2:30:46told you I want to wash the clothes today, your clothes, specifically your
- 2:30:50clothes. I got him, I got him, got crazy sick old mode.
- 2:30:54You just come from the gym. Nasty, Yeah, I take a
- 2:31:00fresh officers fresh. Hey mom, are these the draws that you were to
- 2:31:03work today? I'm just gonna throw them the wash for you. Mm hmm
- 2:31:07is that fine? Cool? Hey ma, I'm about to anything else you
- 2:31:13want to throw in any other soiled articles, soil you be a little bit
- 2:31:18today. Your socks. I'm just give me your socks. Yester yesterday said
- 2:31:28he was laughing so hard you almost peed yourself. You peed yourself. You
- 2:31:31got those draws. Don't still in the basketball, Joe, They're still in
- 2:31:35the bast basket. Nope, ain't a hamper day. Those draws up the
- 2:31:41hamper. So the brother that you was wearing where you took the trash out,
- 2:31:46M mean like out the rim of the bras the wired one you breash
- 2:31:52fat my brother last week? Right? There might be some resident heh okay,
- 2:32:01look up the look up the breast milk flakes. Try the breastmoke flakes
- 2:32:07with your T shirt. Breast man. That just miminded me of the office
- 2:32:16when uh, what's her name was pregnant and Kevin just went went up and
- 2:32:20just like started screaming at her boot like, Bro, you're not that a
- 2:32:28right? That dude was. That was a sick dude, Kevin Malone Malone
- 2:32:37man. He dropped the beans Chili mind chili dropped it all over the office.
- 2:32:48I guess there's no once you said all. You know, man,
- 2:32:50it's fucking time to go. Yeah, you ain't no best podcast in the
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- 2:33:16kind of annoying, but we're with that so we can get back to chat
- 2:33:20with the nts. Fame on. There m a lot of six stuff going
- 2:33:24on there, like cool stuff going on there, so you know what I'm
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- 2:34:00get nip kidnap. Yeah, we will see y'all next time, next same
- 2:34:03time, same place. Yep, all right, peace out. Yeah.
- 2:34:11I was just going through photos of what you got to mention, I don't
- 2:34:16watch money pattern he had what dot don't shoes came in individual bags. I
- 2:34:24didn't realize that I couldn't even really is that right? Bottom, stop watching?
- 2:34:35I said, I'm gonna keep him. I'm gonna keep watching and get
- 2:34:39a job and get your own Oh god, man, living in life.
- 2:34:43Well, I saw Spider whatever it's called confeder verse, fire Man. The
- 2:34:48cinematography or whatever you're gonna call animation, all of the phenomenal phenomenal another flexon
- 2:34:54right, Mike, I'm telling you that's movie you have to see in the
- 2:34:58theater. Yeah, you gotta say that it because because you have to be
- 2:35:01engulfed in it, like just watching just watching that on the screen. I
- 2:35:03don't think you're gonna get the fulfills on my eye, on my laptop and
- 2:35:07put a blanket over my head. It's not the same, Okay, I
- 2:35:11list some beats on the hell is in my mouth? Oh Lizzie did