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Episode 258: Butt-Ugly Martians · Not That Serious

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  A sweatshop. Oh my god, bro, legit podcast to walk and my
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  job like like where where this is our main source of income? That would
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  be? I would that would be? It would be nice. I would
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  wow what could have been? I would like that. Sometimes I would elbow.
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  I want to see what dance on several toilers in the face? Elbow
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  Yeah. I wouldn't even think about color. Yeah yeah, yeah they deserved
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  it. Wouldn't even think about its. Actually no. So if they're saying,
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  if somebody approached you said we have the funds and means to make you
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  never work again, all you gotta do is elbow these ten toilers in the
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  face. You're not doing that? Are kidding? I'm like, I'll ask
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  him, I'll ask him, how do you want me to do it?
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  Like? You have to be harder, soft, fast, fast, slow,
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  two at a time on box. I put an elephant tusk on the
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  end of my ships. I'm not doing the top of the head, just
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  going. I put a knife on the end of my ship straight straight.
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  Temple you have you don't have to kill him, but I'm gonna temple whatever
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  you're trying to get this nigga might go off the top rope, both elbows
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  on the side of the head, straight earshot, having my ears ringing,
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  sounding like this, Steff is going to grenade. I feel like they just
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  came there. Mortal, mortal shell the shell shot with a boundle good.
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  You see your mouth. We gotta get out the We're gonna get out of
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  here. We're gonna get the cover bo coming in second. Whole time.
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  This is a five year old getting elbowed by. Look up and see another
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  kid elbow. How much money? I don't get it. It's not even
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  a monetary, it's not even amount. It's just you never have to work,
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  and I'm paying all my loans and everything and I don't have to work.
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  Still, Yeah, kids are toast? Are you kidding me? The
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  kids gonna lookup? Come on now, I'll pay for the hospital, will
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  yeah, I will buy the new new heads, new skulls. I will
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  make sure your front alone is just fine, better than ever. I will
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  make sure you don't have to pay the copin brind speaking, Wow, I
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  got that. I can't. Don't worry about it. You worry about that,
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  young bolls. Tighten up? What's a wild gift card? Now you've
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  think it twice? Like the same question, like, if you like,
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  if you get any amount of money, but somebody in the world dies,
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  yeah, pushing the button. Yeah, I'm pushing it two times for safety.
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  Wait how much money? It don't matter what amount of money is done.
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  Anything over a mill seven hundred million dollars, he's gone. What if
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  she's gone? What if it's Obama? He lived a full life saying this
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  won't be no different than what he did, except the drones landing on his
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  step. Nigga, it's over for you. Be all right, it's over,
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  Barry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sign agent. Oh allegedly, don't
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  flag us. I know you're out there. Chill out on this gym.
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  We're just trying to make it, just making Joe be real. You'd probably
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  do it too, but don't say anything. I want you to keep your
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  job. He's in the static in just so we know. Yeah, he's
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  real. They're listening even though there's not wired ship. Oh, they can
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  tap in. Come on now, they're the same guys that have the weather
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  machine. Come they're the ones putting all the soy milk. Okay, wait,
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  what extrogen and the milk? There's such an African WhatsApp Grandma thing?
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  You say, but I mean they're putting the logic behind They're putting the extra
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  logic behind it. In the soy milk, turning all our men giyurn the
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  sweet sol. I think the soy itself has so soy plants. It's not
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  like inserting extra it's doctor yaku rich every squirre, every car turning niggas gay
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  everywhere turning men gi damn. They must be putting that ship straight in Lanta.
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  That's that's the soy milk factory, not mill. What's the soy mill
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  capital of the world. If it's Atlanta, that's is Atlanta or anywhere making
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  Georgia. It doesn't matter if it's anywhere Georgia or is validated Hong Kong in
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  America said the world America is the world. M okay, our worlds top
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  cities in the US SY sector or New York, Los Angeles, Chicago,
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  Dallas, Houston, Washington, Miami, Atlanta, there is need. Okay,
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  you got him, got got every Atlanta that's it. Got him.
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  That's the one m It makes sense. Mm hmm. This nasty stuff.
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  Well, hey there, everybody, what's going on? It's the not that
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  serious podcast, the greatest podcast in the world. Mm hmm, in the
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  world. I'm your boy, Michael here, Elsie, kidous, little builder,
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  Lamona talk to well m J. What was that for? We did
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  not need although I did the the notorious b I heavy, heavy talk.
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  I don't know why I saw talking like well. I think I'm stuck with
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  it for a little bit. Are you okay? Don't We are not doing
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  the six hundred Pounds Life podcast. I don't know why box could be a
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  side eye stop because of you? What to think about you? It sounds
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  like that you actually breathe think of those. So it's not you who sounds
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  like that to you, is it Biggie shack Son shack Son? Yeah,
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  the skinny one. Come on, are you just making this up to skip
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  like you want some bacon or whooping woo? Yeah? Come on, guys,
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  Okay he lost me. How I did it? I'm done? Thank
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  you. Thanks. I was one of the ones that it was. It
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  needed, it needed, not one of your best bits, buddy. I
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  could have wrote that out the entire episode. You could have should There's a
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  lot of numbers reflect a lot of things that can just beat done at all.
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  The numbers would reflect that this was a good episode despite Keenan's talking that
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  took it over the top. I love it and it was like, what
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  the fuck is Keenan on the greatest episode? Shut the funk up? Keenan
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  button back. There has been a couple of questions like that, seeing a
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  couple of comments they need to they just say the slimmering for the button back,
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  and that would have been another reason why the style. They remember the
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  days when Key shut the funk up. I remember the good old days when
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  Keenan knew his place. This is my place, it is it is It's
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  Earth is my planet. Oh Jesus, like we like you always always taking
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  the one like I always got taken old time, like yo, every time.
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  That's what you need. That's what the people times. Mm hmmm.
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  You know what, maybe they do. They come for the pot, stay
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  for the key. That was your week? Week was uh? Week was
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  cool? What did I do? But I DJ this week wedding? Oh
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  yeah yeah, I did a shout our boy Justin Barner did his wedding.
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  That's probably one of the most flawless weddings I've done. That Shi was amazing
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  and the venue was really nice. That was my first time being there.
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  I've never been all the way out there. It as far. It was
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  on way in Egg Harbor, so like by ac. Yeah that was cool.
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  And then I went straight Severe. There was a lot of right from
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  there, straight from Egg Harbor straight Severe. I had the DJ upstairs.
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  You lived in that life, bro, it's my life for DJ. Yeah.
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  Life part of the job. Yeah, part of the job. So
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  literally I had to pack myself up. It took me about forty five minutes
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  to get out of there, and it's gonna be an hour to get the
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  via so and I got I can get to my I get to weddings two
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  hours early to do that, so to get out of there, it's usually
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  quick quicker. So but yeah, once Severe Niggas is in there acting a
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  fool. It was a lot going on, but it was a promoter that
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  through like a certain event, I guess, and it just brought a lot
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  of people from a different place where what do you mean by that? It
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  was a bunch of Trentin niggas in there for real, it is so Yeah,
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  she was crazy. Yeah, it was wild. It was fun like
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  so where I was at, I was upstairs, but there was a lot
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  of shit going on, like outside in the area. But everybody's cool.
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  Everybody. I never understand the like going out as a grown adult and fighting
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  now yeah, like and starting ship like bro, the number one. The
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  bitches aren't impressed by that? Are they impressed by that? When I got
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  there, it was women fighting some bitches be like in that ship they do
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  some some bitches. Uh uh, I'm sorry some women women Nah nah,
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  some bitches. Because I'll stick my home. Hey, I tried, guys,
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  that never happened. I tried. I took my home a few weeks,
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  a few weekends ago because she was staying here and uh she lived up
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  in York, so exactly. So I'm I'm coming back to the elevator that
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  go down at least the chest tattooed capital of New Jersey right there. Bro,
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  These two women come off the elevators like, oh, hey Patty,
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  who is like, oh, that's my dad. Few like, oh he's
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  so handsome. He's so I destroy him, but my nephew, I destroyed.
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  I destroy him, but but but he he too pretty for me.
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  I like the drug dealer killing niggas Like, I'm like, well, I
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  don't do any of the wrong one. I don't do any of the killing.
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  I'm like, woman, you are forty seven older. Oh yeah,
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  well to me, the other one might have been around our age, but
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  you know, like drug drugs, they look different that way was forty eight
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  forty wife has a ways of aging. The older woman had like she had
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  the fucking joker slash on on. I'm like, damn like you yes,
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  yes, like oh she got buck fiftiesus, she got buck fifty in the
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  house. I was like, damn. They was dropping off some black kid
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  and some a party and the running back like go go go go. I'm
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  like, who, Yeah, I was in Ark, but not all in
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  Newark is like that? No, not at all. But where you were
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  downtown? Like where where like the Devil's play or was you like in Lenny
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  Nord. By the way, the Devil's is the hockey team. Now,
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  I say, if anybody devils playing, I was with the Hooka Boogers.
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  I was with the Hooka Boogers. So you was in Lenny Nord. I
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  mean even Lenny's Block even like, yeah, you can walk on Lenny's block.
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  Hey you can walk. No, I walk off of that block.
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  No, but you can do on Lenny's block. I go around the park
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  on Monday, October twenty third. You wouldn't want to walk down Lenny's July
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  past six o'clock July fourth, with the promise of booze and food and good
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  times. But the moment that sun passes that last house on that street,
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  when the sun crosses the threshold and the booms get extra boomier, it's not
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  to get the booms get a little less discernible. The bus come out at
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  night, I'm like, oh, is that a firework or gunshot? Or
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  to tell when it gets hard to tell, or a misdemeanor or a felony.
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  You know, I love you, Lenny. You're built like that.
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  We not not at all. Listen like, that's not that. That don't
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  do me right. I have fireworks right here. They're normally actually fireworks.
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  They don't have to question those. And even then I'm a little I'm a
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  little skilled. It's octoberworks. They pointed at me, Yeah, that's down
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  here. When it was a firework at like in March, I just assume
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  it's a firework. Yeah, I've never like, that's a weird time to
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  have fireworks, but the whole time it actually is a shooting. Let me
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  go business, No, here's actually firework. They'll be like a see me
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  automatic. It's a T shirt. M it's a t shre being printed very
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  soon. That's an Instagram post. I was just with you, just on
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  the phone another day. I can't believe it. I just texted you much.
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  I just can't. I don't get it. It be the good ones.
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  You ain't got me going crazy. It's like, I can't really believe
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  this ship cod like Yo, they really take away a real one. We
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  really got to stop the violence. The gun violence is crazy. But then
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  the next post he over there with the gun and stack of money. Remember
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  Meek was like, how you're right from out guns an't made no move.
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  I took about six weeks off straight back to the gun bars. It's all
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  they got. We can't go away from home. It was talking like the
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  green Goblin mask coward, you need me and switches. Come on on,
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  Meek, you only know one thing. I can't. No, I'm trying
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  to reflect positive change. I told the streets that was nobody will listen to
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  that ship meet. Nobody's looking at you for bar its wizard's girl like I
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  was your week was my week? I didn't uh, I didn't do anything
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  nothing interesting, Uh, nothing much interesting. I think over the weekend,
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  I saw a lot of family members that I haven't seen in a very very
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  very long time. M uh, you're like a family member had a like
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  passed. It was a funeral, and so a lot of my cousins from
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  out of town came up, like so certain cousins that I haven't seen in
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  over a decade. So I got to see them. That was real nice.
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  It's always been a sweet You gotta see people because of this ship like
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  that. Yeah, man, Like it's really like, you know, like,
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  damn, the first time I've seen it, but it's off of this
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  ship. It's you know, it's crazy. And then did you hear what?
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  Yo? We gotta stop getting on only getting together for the funerals in
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  the wedding. We gotta get together more off and see each other, y'all.
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  Yeah. You walk out of there like Chris Paul like I got,
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  I got. I ain't never gonna see your answer again. I've three.
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  I see you next funeral, pretty much, seeah the next one. Damn,
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  who we got next? Who's going next? Thigg? It might be
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  sheryff' he's getting real sick. Nah, sure taking bets real wobbly hood coming
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  down them steps a little shaky from parlays on depth, that would be crazy.
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  So I got is landed with a stroke. And then I'm parlay that
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  with Uncle Roy. What's the over uncle Roy making the past seventy two?
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  I give him about seven months. We got five. We got plus eighteen
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  hundred odds on one week, eighteen hundred. But yeah, so it was
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  good to see them. Was like, yo, like you see like cousins
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  you have ever seen, and you just see how much they've grown. And
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  like one of them got a whole family. He got like folk kids.
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  I'm like this young cousin tried to meet. He's old, he's about the
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  same to me, a little older. Like he got a whole family,
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  came up with his girl and like three kids. I'm like god damn,
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  like wow, And it's like it kind of had like a moment where it's
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  like you remember when you was a kid and you went somewhere around family,
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  there was a bunch of people going around. You remember me, I bet
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  you don't know me. And I caught myself doing that to his kids.
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  I ain't say you said, She was like, I'm like, hold on,
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  like this for I felt myself like yo, she was like this,
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  like this, like this, now we had that. I'm like, bro,
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  we we we are the adults somehow that like we made it this far.
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  How I don't know, but we already aduls that like when you were,
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  when we were young. When I was a kid, I distinctly remember
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  like like look, yeah, it's crazy looking up to these adults. Wow,
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  damn you big. At this point now with my little cousin, I'm
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  like, you don't remember it, and that's okay, that's fine. You're
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  not gonna see me that often, but I remember you. What's old nigga?
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  Yeah, that's it. That's where we're at now. I'm not going
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  to lie to be like, god, damn what really just like your mama,
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  I don't know. I'm like, you look just like Buster half the
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  time. I don't know who their mama is. Your family's a little different.
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  My family is huge, So I don't know half the motherfuckers that be
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  showing up back here, like you remember me. I'm like, who are
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  you have a small country? Yeah? Yeah, Providence if you will,
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  Yeah yeah, the common the common Commonwealth. Yeah, brom Both sides really,
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  both sides because my mom is a sibling of I think either eight or
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  nine. Yeah, and then my dad is the same way, eight or
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  nine one of them. Yeah, both of them have eight or nine siblings.
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  Had dwindling down. Now, thank you for that. Yeah, yeah,
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  what it's the ice maker picked that up. I don't think. So
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  it's not doing that. Even if it does, it does that every week.
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  Sorry, guys, it'll stop, you know what I'm saying. It
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  will be just fine. So how was your weekend? Uh? My weep
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  was cool, but the fact that you brought up to death reminds me that
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  I believe because it extra sounds. It was just compounded. I'm like,
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  don't orchestra of the sun and then the alarms take on the phone ring and
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  three two one. But uh, actually I believe. I saw somebody on
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  the bridge about the jump. What. Yeah, it's coming from Philly today.
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  So this is just a little mental health reminder. Hey, guys,
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  talk to somebody, try and get some help. Don't take a permanent solution
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  for a temporary feeling. Uh but yeah, like I was, it was
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  the overpass before you get on the wall, weapon like the police and stuff
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  was already there. But dude, parked his motorcycle on the opposite side.
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  I'm like, yo, and did you see him? Could you see him
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  standing there? Oh yeah, definitely what I'm saying there And I'm like,
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  yo, that that's that's wild. That's that's definitely wild. So people,
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  you know, checking on your people's uh, family, friends, neighbors,
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  teachers. I don't know, everybody's gonna be Okay, get your mental get
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  some therapy, talk to somebody, because that's wild. Yeah. It's not
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  worth it. Yeah, it's not worth it. But uh, I want
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  a lot to know. I was just spending time with the girl in Philly,
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  you know, doing a couple of ship sitting and watching Netflix, getting
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  shirts. The nice shirt. Oh yeah, she she got me a Keana
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  shirt, a whole bunch of How gracious of her she she got this from
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  me for a National Boyfriend Day. How thoughtful. So her give to you
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  what's on National refer friend Day. She may or not. It's like getting
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  you COUCHI without giving you couch. She may or may not be a narcissist.
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  I don't. I can't tell yet. Man, that sounds perfect.
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  She sounds so Keenan found the perfect match man. Listen because guess what she
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  gonna get on that's your girlfriend day, a matching shirt. I think she's
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  expecting that. I hope that was a setup. I hope so that was
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  definitely a setup. I saw what you said earlier, and I thought that
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  was a great idea that Elsie said. That shirt is a response to that
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  shirt you wore in Montreal, which I thought, justice, really justice.
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  I didn't see what the big deal was, but you didn't see what it
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  was. A bad shirt. No, was it a great shirt to do?
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  Did you burn it yet? No? You wear it to the gym?
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  No? Actually no, I threw it away. Yeah, a strong
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  suggestion, good idea never should have came back. Should have stated it was
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  the same as a tennis ball. Yes, I mean you wanted that weird.
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  You was gonna see it, so you wanted people to see the message
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  on the shirt because you wanted to see the hurt. Sure, but not
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  anybody have a d M from it. That's not the perfect I don't think
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  anybody was going to No, of course not, because it was just one
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  of those shirts that dream keep walking. You got that ship from the clearance
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  racking fucking I think I got that from H and M. U LaRence probably,
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  yeah, probably one in the wall. Probably. All you have to
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  say was Clarence rack. And I was on, hey, bruh, every
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  time I go online shopping, I'm going to the sales and the clearance rack
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  before I do anything else. Sure, and that was there, and I'm
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  like, oh that shirt, that's just every day That's what I was thinking.
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  That's a Spencer shirt for sure. That's the shirt. That's right,
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  boy, like a ten foot deal though, yeah, dial dough deal deal
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  that one of that big there did. So I got my shirt from Spencer's.
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  Yeah, I believe it if you said, sure, believe yea.
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  Just like that's right next to the federal uh federal booby Inspector shirt. Yeah.
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  Man. When I first learned about Spencer's and came back to the school,
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  heyyo, there's a store in them all that got deal those they got
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  those and TUNGK. Pearson's just wild and there like. But then we went
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  there. Then he went into specially was like this stuff is cheaply made.
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  This is it? Oh yeah, everything in there has made it. Everything
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  is going to break the first time he was just you were in there,
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  like I need some real quality equipment. This This booby mug is made very
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  bad. This double sid that's very taiwan Taiwanese rubber. The suction cuple in
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  this dill, though, is not made it Mantra negro. No, no
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  candy made in Oakland, made in Laos like lousy low weekend, same ship.
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  You ever brought a sex story? Yeah you know, yes, you
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  know he's talked about it, like what I've got multiple pocket pussies? You
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  know you got you have multiple pockets? Like, are you new to this
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  podcast? I know he had multiple first a lot? Multiple is crazy?
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  I know the one that was sent to us, shout out to you.
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  That's when he said he had multiple. I got multiplem but I didn't know
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  you went out and bought one. I never knew that you did that.
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  Where did you buy it from? Amazon? It's a freaky ass nigga.
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  What'd you type? The name is on male masturbated, bro, come on
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  mail masturbating. But I haven't done it, but that was that's what you
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  would die, That's what that's what I would think. Okay, mail Master
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  got a cock ring? Yeah of course, of course. Okay, all
• 25:38
  different sizes need different sizes. Yeah, different rings going different parts. So
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  you got the big one that that does the deep, and then you got
• 25:48
  the one that just strict digging balls through a ring. Yeah you can,
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  I've heard of this. Yeah. And then you got ones that just go
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  on the dick. Got one with just the balls. Someone trying to find
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  not about my boy like this. Hey man, I guess now the time
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  we're here. Now boy putting it. He want to be me this nigga
• 26:10
  squeezed. You put your ball the nigga ship scrown dig like chicken digs.
• 26:22
  Jesus, he said, I'm strong trying to mariny the balls sharp on it.
• 26:30
  Dicking balls October twenty three, next month, it'll be real good.
• 26:40
  Hey, balled out. I've told you it's this dicking balls. Brush Keen
• 26:45
  is normally not in relationships, kinky keenan couch you with scarce, so you
• 26:52
  had to be inventive with the jerk offs. Hell yeah, bro, I
• 26:56
  always tell you, I take your time, make love to yourself like and
• 26:59
  care. Those cockering is fucking crazy. Oh I didn't say that, now,
• 27:03
  Okay, that's what that was actually fun. That was actually can't you
• 27:12
  walk around with his balls and cockering? You just got just have it,
• 27:18
  just be like just like girls walking around with a with a vibrating with with
• 27:23
  you be taking about the dinner and with the vibran and cockering on it.
• 27:30
  He's at the dinner table like bowl balls? What do you be having?
• 27:33
  I have the chicken? Please? You don't need that? Actually, bro,
• 27:48
  things we don't need ye? But yeah, yes, go buy some
• 27:52
  toys. Bro, that'ship. You got me more? Like what more do
• 27:56
  you need? I feel like he has more got something for the win men's
• 28:00
  you know what I'm saying? You got that's more? What id that question?
• 28:03
  Fifty sha kid? Mm hm, you know what I'm saying? Sated
• 28:07
  black shout out Marlin wayns uh huh what does that mean? That was a
• 28:15
  movie fifty shades of black? That's not that's not the reference he was making.
• 28:19
  Oh I thought it was no fucking course he made a movie called fifty
• 28:23
  shades. Yeah, it was a pard fifty shades of gray? Was it
• 28:26
  funny? I didn't watch it? Smart? Mm hmm. When is this
• 28:32
  three point five rating on IMDb and that's out of ten and four percent on
• 28:37
  rotten to me, jesus, that's all right? Yeah, definitely does watch
• 28:41
  it on Netflix though, of course it's on Netflix. Fifty Shades of Black
• 28:44
  YEP twenty sixteen. Nice. Nice, Nice. So how was your week?
• 28:52
  Pretty good? Like I went to the wedding that I was he was
• 28:55
  djaying the day before. I took off though, just because I wanted to.
• 28:59
  I hate it. I didn't have to to go to the wedding,
• 29:00
  but I was like, I need a break. I took off, went
• 29:04
  golfing, was rt. It was raining. That was ass, but then
• 29:08
  h it was just better than going to work. Yeah, they went to
• 29:12
  the wedding, had a good time. Elsie's DJing was great, the best
• 29:18
  DJ wedding DJ I've had experience of going to. Is this your first Elsie
• 29:22
  DJ wedding? Yeah? I was like I was thinking about that while I
• 29:29
  was there. I don't think mine has heard me in this type of element.
• 29:32
  I was like, you peaches and eggplants and I was like, yeah,
• 29:37
  okay, I was going crazy. And then I went from peaches and
• 29:41
  eggplants to Sweet Caroline my nigga. I was like, wow, imagine that.
• 29:48
  Damn, that's it's that kind of party. Yeah, did you see
• 29:49
  the white girl that was like getting sturdy? Yes, she came up to
• 29:52
  me during dinner hour and said, can you play Deli by ice Spice?
• 29:56
  I said, I got you in about an hour and a half. She
• 30:00
  was trying to she was with all the stupid ship whoever that little girl was
• 30:03
  shout out to her. But it was a little girl about like a woman
• 30:07
  getting sturdy. Yes, I missed that. She was like a redhead.
• 30:11
  Missed that that was her sturdy? Was it sturdy? Regular? It was
• 30:15
  white woman sturdy three like a table like it's a little sturdy. Okay.
• 30:22
  What was the wedding fit for? Who me hear you? Oh? Gray
• 30:26
  suit, matching tie with Brandy's dress, a little pocket square. Okay,
• 30:30
  I'm like, okay, that standard ain't good. Ain't do nothing, crazy
• 30:34
  man. Yeah, a good wedding, great wedding. I was outside a
• 30:38
  little chili. Yeah, that was the only thing. It was chilly and
• 30:41
  windy for the ceremony part. But just the ceremonies. I'm about to say
• 30:45
  it was an outing. Just the ceremony like this October. You could tell
• 30:49
  we were close in the ocean because that breeze was crazy whipping like her her
• 30:56
  veil came off or whatever did like approach, Yes, plowed ahead, kept
• 31:00
  on going. I was like, well, there's nothing we can do because
• 31:03
  it's way too windy. Was like, it's not what happened? Shut up?
• 31:11
  Nah? That was good. That was like I said, that was
• 31:14
  probably the most flawless wedding I've done. Everything was good, everything was efficient,
• 31:18
  everything was on time, The speeches weren't long. Nobody got up there
• 31:22
  said nothing crazy, nobody dropped anything, nobody broke anything. All my equipment
• 31:26
  worked great. I can't get blamed. Yeah, good week, good weekend,
• 31:33
  thanks sales problem. There was one lady that came up, kept asking
• 31:36
  and she kept asking for whit lady, but she was asking for a heat
• 31:40
  bro like. She came up to me one one time she was like,
• 31:42
  usher, mind you this is a probably like a fifty five year old white
• 31:47
  woman, tall as hell, skinny, just trying to dance. She came
• 31:51
  to me, she said, usher justin Timberlake, Mary Jay and walked away.
• 31:55
  I was like, okay. Embroidered drinking, like oh, she looking
• 32:00
  looking like she was on points. She knew she was talking about she was.
• 32:07
  She gave me some good requests. As long as the requests are good
• 32:09
  and it makes sense, come on now, you ain't gonna play any bone
• 32:13
  thuesn't harmony bomb bomb it ain't no where I was all that ship. Great
• 32:27
  wedding. M hm cool, that's good, m J. Anything good.
• 32:34
  We'll talk about Uh. Therein lies the challenge, I mean, because there's
• 32:45
  plenty of I want to talk about that first topic, Chris, A lobby
• 32:52
  just got arrested. That's interesting. What from the Saints just now? Like
• 32:57
  a lobby was arrested for operation for motor vehicle Monday night after traveling thirty miles
• 33:00
  per hour over the speed thirty five miles for hour over the speed limen that's
• 33:04
  not why don't you learn? Wait, was he drunk or he's just driving
• 33:07
  fast? It says reckless operation of a motor vehicle that's later keep it moving.
• 33:13
  Yeah, that's like yeah, but yeah, you can get arrested for
• 33:17
  that, but he wasn't even Yeah, you're going way too fast thirty five
• 33:22
  miles for hour over the speed limit. Yeah, yes, so like going
• 33:24
  ninety four and sixty, y'all gonna be going eighty five on that's twenty that's
• 33:30
  a highway. Oh isn't that you're saying the part that goes down to fifty
• 33:34
  Yeah, well everyone's doing that speed. So you're gonna get away with it.
• 33:37
  So that's what I'm saying. That's like being in a I do eighty
• 33:38
  five in the fifty. Yeah, but doing one hundred and the sixty five
• 33:43
  that's a lot. That's a lot. That's like being on like one of
• 33:45
  the like a one thirty, where it's fifty and you're doing eighty and you're
• 33:47
  doing if you're if you're going to have fast one thirty. Oh that's what
• 33:51
  he was. I mean, I guess because they say that it was that.
• 33:55
  I'm just saying, thirty five over the speed limit and then and then
• 33:58
  here you're doing instead of doing twenty five. You don't what was that fifty
• 34:01
  six? We don't know's been through that before. Not gonna names escalades,
• 34:10
  escalade me please, Oh yeah I did almost wild, okay, but it
• 34:16
  was like I had to grab my nigger. This nigga get a fucking exaggerating
• 34:20
  the hell out of the story. But that reminds me of somebody was talking
• 34:23
  about how when you were kids, like I forget, it wasn't only year
• 34:27
  I forget. We're talking about when a car flips over, you think it'snna
• 34:30
  blow up. Yeah, that's that's what Corey was going through when that chap
• 34:35
  I've seen this before. Saw he got eight seconds. Yeah, He's like
• 34:37
  it's gonna blow, It's gonna blow, and then the house is gonna explode.
• 34:40
  Right after that, you know, everything blew up. One car blew
• 34:45
  up. Was like, wow, it was never just one solid and this
• 34:50
  is not g t A. So you're trying to find speaking of Oh so
• 34:55
  we we had a topic the people that got the tripods out in public.
• 35:01
  Yeah, the video of the dude shopping in Target. That was because how
• 35:07
  many times did he had to move that tripod to then go walk past that
• 35:10
  tripod to come back and get that tripod to move it to the next spot.
• 35:14
  The worst part about that video though, is when this nigga parked his
• 35:17
  car, he had his tripod in the parking spot right and then pulled into
• 35:22
  it. I'm like, nigga, you really got out of your car in
• 35:24
  set of tripod and then got back in and parked the ship. Social media
• 35:29
  is a drug. Yes, some of these niggas need to be some you
• 35:32
  niggas over there. I think social media has convinced too many people and we
• 35:37
  can't see the bag but a little. So you see the bag that he's
• 35:44
  getting. That's what I was about to say about the bag. Somebody was
• 35:47
  saying, like, you think about how much these companies are going to pay
• 35:51
  for this sort of exposure, Like how much Target would? I mean,
• 35:53
  he's already doing the video stupid, but it looked Yeah, Target, nigga.
• 36:01
  See this is what you niggas don't understand. They're not paying for that.
• 36:07
  No, they're not paying for that. Why you did for them already
• 36:12
  for free? You Jack and Ate? You gave him the advertisement for free?
• 36:17
  Why the funk would They didn't go say we're gonna pay you so you
• 36:22
  can come back and do it again. They don't need Target targets. They'll
• 36:25
  depend on the next Jack and Eate to look at him, be like,
• 36:29
  because now everybody's gonna look at him and assume he got paid and do it
• 36:31
  again and give it to him for fucking free. The only thing that's gonna
• 36:36
  have is Target might comment on that TikTok, and that's about it. They'll
• 36:38
  send them some stan for visiting. They send a little arrow. They're gonna
• 36:45
  send him a QR code so you can take a picture with the little A
• 36:47
  couple hundred bucks to repost it. Here's yeah, laundry detergent. Thanks for
• 36:54
  the exposure, boy jacking. Yeah, I don't know, man, I
• 37:01
  but stop taking. But then you got the ones with the babies. They
• 37:06
  they're crying children. It'll be actually before before they press record, they're walking
• 37:15
  off to the baper smack. No, it's not that one. It's the
• 37:19
  one where it's like the light we can't sleep through the night because you got
• 37:23
  on the lights. So on, evering moron, you got the kids.
• 37:28
  Every light was on, including a big ass light, the one in front
• 37:30
  of his lady, Like, what the is wrong because it looks like he's
• 37:34
  in the bank in the middle of the all the lights are on. Turn
• 37:38
  the ship down so we can fuck creative sleep moving around mm hmm, turning
• 37:46
  the camera on and moving out of sleep so you can pretend that you can't
• 37:55
  sleep. I can't. So I saw these these two morons. I wish
• 38:00
  my husband would help me. I wish like, come come watch me sleep
• 38:05
  through the night these babies. Or oh, you still want to have kids
• 38:08
  like humans haven't been around for Yes, yes, I still want to have
• 38:12
  like he's the first set of kids. Ever, oh said, babies don't
• 38:16
  sleep through the night. What the fuck? Why would I do that?
• 38:20
  Word? No one ever told me this information when I pieced that together,
• 38:24
  only the millions of years that humans have been alive and the babies have existed,
• 38:31
  babies only started not sleeping through the night yesterday when you recorded this video,
• 38:37
  you stupid, stupid, stupid idiot. All those babies slept sound baby
• 38:49
  slept through, slept through like like fucking logs, just like Koala bears just
• 38:53
  slept through anything. But your baby, how they slept like nineteen thirties cartoon
• 39:07
  characters. But your baby. Your baby broke the mold. Not with the
• 39:15
  strobe lights and led and the ring light in its fucking face. Not that.
• 39:20
  No, no, no, And the fact that you probably haven't given
• 39:22
  him his non moms because you're trying to keep him up to make content and
• 39:27
  he's keep switching from mommy to daddy and bed to hand. No, it's
• 39:32
  a fucking stupid baby. It's too stupid to leak. But I know why
• 39:38
  the baby is stupid, because he got too stupid ass parents didn't meet him.
• 39:44
  Oh my god, kids. Yeah, yes, I think I think
• 39:47
  you sure after seeing that, after seeing that ship, you want babies,
• 39:52
  man, ain't going to sleep. I'm sure I might want to call CPS
• 39:58
  on them. Please refuse. When they get to the orphanage, there won't
• 40:01
  be any cameras and lights. At least they at least turn out the lights.
• 40:08
  Might knock his lights out, but the lights will be your lights to
• 40:13
  be out. They might not have lights at all. They might they might
• 40:15
  shake him a little bit, that's horrible. They might shake them like some
• 40:21
  dice. Brain might be a little scrambler, might be stirred up like some
• 40:30
  eggs, but the lights will be off. Social media has convinced too many
• 40:36
  people that they're interesting and special. Yeah, yeah, let me be real.
• 40:42
  Let me be the first to tell you about all day doing the content.
• 40:45
  Huh, spend all day doing the content. That's all that's full time.
• 40:49
  So just know I'm talking about doing the wake up ship. You gotta
• 40:53
  back up, give a set up the camera, get daygoing, hit play.
• 41:01
  Then you gotta yawn. This is so natural. Check that take.
• 41:09
  I didn't like it. Do it over again. Check that wake see if
• 41:15
  it's good enough. That's worse than a voice memo. When not working the
• 41:17
  first time, reposition a camera so you can make the bed video. You
• 41:22
  ma. Then you gotta edit yourself. Then you gotta looking at yourself.
• 41:29
  Then you have to move the tripod to the basket bathroom because gotta brush your
• 41:32
  teeth. Now, brush your teeth, and you gotta go through your facial
• 41:35
  regiment that you never do never, here's my No, I'm not done,
• 41:45
  I'm not done. Yeah. Next, the mirror was a little dirty,
• 41:50
  so another take brushing your teeth. There was a dick print on the mirror.
• 41:53
  So now I have to retake, and then hop in the shower,
• 42:00
  get out, but make sure it's a nice it looks ecstatically nice. Then
• 42:05
  check that take. Then go to the kitchen. Got to make yourself some
• 42:07
  breakfast. Yeah, and you never even fucking breakfast. You don't eat breakfast.
• 42:13
  You don't eat breakfast regularly. But by this time, the sun's going
• 42:20
  to have fro and flakes this winter time in Seattle. So the sun is
• 42:24
  it's the sun never came. And then after you finished breakfast, you gotta
• 42:29
  reposition to your little office and check emails and yeah, you gotts. And
• 42:34
  then or even worse, you go to a Starbucks and do that ship front
• 42:37
  of everybody at home, and then you want to reposition the camera again,
• 42:42
  buy your couch to show yourself reading the book, like Lebron. You gotta
• 42:47
  show yourself read yourself reading, make the bed and then and then you get
• 42:52
  up, and then you go, Oh what I'm aware for today? Right
• 42:54
  now it's about six o'clock. Get ready with me? Ready for what about
• 43:00
  six? It's time to go to bed. Get ready to go to sleep,
• 43:02
  nigga, not the worst one. And they and they do the camera
• 43:08
  of them watching TV like the camera the cameras like behind them. I'm like,
• 43:14
  what the Then you got good content? Gott to order some food?
• 43:21
  You like incense? Yeah, I just I forgot. I'm sorry, gotta
• 43:27
  go, I gotta do the I gotta wake back everything because I forgot to
• 43:30
  do the prayer. I got to pray after I get up, and I
• 43:36
  didn't read my six verses for the day. I just want to know how
• 43:38
  they get the dog to act excited. After the third take of them walking
• 43:43
  through the door, the dogs, Oh my god, excited having the dogs
• 43:46
  just the dogs just stupid every time. Good job. I told you,
• 43:57
  I promise you. The dog is a damn dog. After the second time
• 44:00
  with me walking back in the door, Nick would have been like, all
• 44:01
  right, you're doing too much. Are you leaving or not? Exactly?
• 44:07
  You gotta get then have much time left? So you got get Nick did
• 44:14
  that the energy? That's fair? You got a position the camera got Old
• 44:19
  said he wasn't flash. He was old for as long as I know him.
• 44:23
  Nick said, I got one he's left in me. You get one
• 44:27
  of these a day, You get one excited marking day and I gotta sleep
• 44:31
  til tomorrow. I'm sorry. Then you're doing enough time left cleaning the house,
• 44:37
  clean the house one spot. And then there's some soft music in the
• 44:45
  back. And don't let them be narrating this ship. Watch me take out
• 44:47
  the trash. Let me take out the trash twice, because I got it.
• 44:51
  You gotta show me going down the stairs and going to the trash area.
• 44:55
  Away get daddy with me on Tuesday. So first I got up and
• 45:00
  I had to make the bed, and I took a shower, and oh
• 45:02
  my god, it was just so. And then you gotta say something behind
• 45:08
  it. You know, sometimes you just gotta you gotta look for the things
• 45:12
  that make a better you and to build yourself up. And that's what I
• 45:15
  was saying. When you buy my book, it's always selling and usually if
• 45:20
  you want to have aesthetics and days like this, you can go to my
• 45:22
  Amazon wish list and you can support me on the Patreon. I have three
• 45:30
  five and fifty dollars three five fifteen dollars twers get extra content every week.
• 45:38
  It's a terrible to live bro. Bro like you, y'all are not positioning
• 45:42
  the camera. It's your nighttime routine. But then it's six am the next
• 45:46
  day. You gotta wash your face again. Jesus Christ, you started making
• 45:50
  a video on Monday. You finished editing the Wednesday. I can't take somebody
• 45:53
  like that seriously. If somebody came up to me, it was like and
• 45:55
  I was like, yo, what do you doing? They're like, I'm
• 45:57
  a content creator on the content, but their content is that? No,
• 46:02
  check them out? And their content is that when you say content, no,
• 46:07
  no, no, no, I'm talking about their content, is that
• 46:08
  I'm a content creator? Oh what type of content? I just feel myself
• 46:12
  fucking waking up. I can't. I already know. I already know when
• 46:17
  you say, how is this lucrative? When you tell me content creator,
• 46:22
  I already know because anybody who's making real content will say what that thing is.
• 46:25
  Yeah, Oh, I podcast, That's what I mean. I'm a
• 46:28
  comedian because I'm sorry, but I don't mind the people that like may do
• 46:34
  like outfit ideas. That's fine. That's a fashion blogger. You're not gonna
• 46:40
  say I'm a content creator. I make fashion content. Yeah, fashion because
• 46:46
  you have a concentration. I'm just saying, like those two that set up
• 46:51
  and then the people who say some type of concentration what it is because it
• 46:54
  ain't ship, Okay, he's doing ship. You don't make recipes, you're
• 47:01
  not cooking nothing. You you feel me yourself taking chair of Joe's fucking orange
• 47:06
  chicken and put in a boat in the chef. Bitch, you're pulling on
• 47:09
  sweat pitts. You're not a fashion blogger. Bitch, you're watching the movie.
• 47:13
  You're not a fucking movie critic. Bitch you what the fuck are you
• 47:15
  doing? What the fuck are you doing? You're just existing? And I
• 47:20
  was supposed to be interested in this, in this enough to give you money
• 47:23
  till you can exist more fun off and don't forget to add the instrumental of
• 47:29
  Frank Kustin's Pink and White every Time sped up version, though, yo that
• 47:35
  nigga, who that nigga who did the target run? That's a special kind
• 47:38
  of miltal mental illness. Absolutely, he was in the line with a T
• 47:45
  in the t so he set in the act that he was making a purchase.
• 47:47
  He set up the mother do you have to talk to the to the
• 47:51
  Hey, excuse me if people have to sign content, So if you can't,
• 47:57
  Like, I'm just gonna set up a podcast, I'm gonna buy this,
• 48:00
  but we might have to run through it a couple of times in this
• 48:04
  store. And I know you don't give a fuck about it because you're just
• 48:06
  trying to work. But I'm doing something, so I just need to act
• 48:09
  nast I need you to make this line about me for the next fifteen to
• 48:13
  twenty minutes. I know it might be people coming up, but I swear
• 48:16
  to God, is if I worked at a Target and and one of those
• 48:22
  content making flint flams came in my way talking about I want to make a
• 48:29
  vido. You no, you better get the fuck on the take your glass
• 48:32
  to self check out, bitch, are you out of your mind? Because
• 48:36
  he had to set the tripod check out, walk out the door, coke,
• 48:42
  get the truck pod. Get the shot of him leaving the store,
• 48:45
  like, what the fuck? Get the tripod? Bro, put this stuff
• 48:50
  in the car. Call the police at that point, drive nigga line got
• 48:57
  drive out the parking drive at the parking line, leave out and then come
• 49:00
  and come back. Somebody should just come up and take it. Somebody needs
• 49:04
  to rob that nigga, you know at the overpass, so when you're driving
• 49:09
  by, it gets you over there. No, no people taking the tripod.
• 49:14
  Take it? Take it the home depot. Did you take it to
• 49:16
  the roof section? All right, Mike, people at the roof section.
• 49:21
  I see where this is all. You take the tripod in the room after
• 49:25
  we take it out to your keenan home is nicely when your homes it's clean
• 49:31
  though it's cleaning out. You did that because we saw that on the dry
• 49:35
  bottle. So you and the newly purchased rope in the dry pod and the
• 49:38
  camera in the fresh and clean house. You put on a candle and some
• 49:43
  Netflix, and then you hang yourself because the crazy thing is after we just
• 49:49
  stopped, because I envisioned it in my head. And then also Pink and
• 49:53
  White is playing everywhere when you go lang hum, hang on like, you
• 50:14
  know God, so souk, so what's next to my what is the good?
• 50:25
  Should have get to get a red that was? Should have gave the
• 50:28
  caffeine four, I said, I didn't say red bull. Red Bulls said
• 50:36
  four. Oh my goodness. That's just like the parodies though that was that
• 50:39
  was a parody video I was made. I was just one with if Jesus
• 50:44
  was an influencer. And I don't think I want to see that no,
• 50:46
  because I want to go to heaven so little. These are just jokes.
• 50:59
  We love joking. The joke is he was getting it somebody. It was
• 51:08
  like a meme and it was like a bunch of people like it was supposed
• 51:10
  to be like angels over top of Earth, but they were all white and
• 51:13
  Smarton said, I know not that many white people made the heaven. Okay,
• 51:19
  it's like damn okay if you go by the past. Basically, all
• 51:25
  that to say, you guys, are you're not that special bro, like
• 51:30
  not specially enough to just put out content with no thought. At least try
• 51:36
  to bring something unique to it. Do something else, do something that really
• 51:40
  let you thought, like think about it for a second. You know what
• 51:44
  I'm saying. But put some effort into it. That's not effort. I
• 51:46
  mean, it's effort in doing it, but like there's no thought. The
• 51:51
  thing is like creativity in that, bro. The thing is like people.
• 51:53
  Just like like I said when I went to La, everybody thinks there's somebody,
• 51:58
  so it's like whatever they do should be important or like people should care
• 52:00
  about it. And that's how people feel when they make these type of this
• 52:04
  type of content. They're like, well, i'm me, yo, so
• 52:07
  there's value. Here's me waking up. Also, there's value in being quote
• 52:15
  unquote normal or regular. Yo. The famous people aren't the famous people without
• 52:22
  regular people that make them famous. Sure, does that make sense? Yeah?
• 52:30
  I get that, Okay, Like you don't. Everybody doesn't have to
• 52:34
  be that, Like there's value in just being you, and maybe you aren't
• 52:44
  that and it's okay except that, And I feel like once you're going as
• 52:47
  far as to fucking make videos of you and target but to achieve that,
• 52:55
  they're just letting you know how normal they are in their daily Baby, I'm
• 52:59
  so normal. I'm saying, let me let me do this normal thing where
• 53:06
  all most normal people are actually fucking work doing a job. But let me
• 53:09
  do a target, run, nigga, what are you? He's normal,
• 53:17
  but I should be working from home, but I'm not. I'm I gotta,
• 53:21
  I gotta an email full of fucking teams messages not being read. I'm
• 53:27
  on my third warning from work, but I gotta go. You gotta see
• 53:31
  me by these fucking baked beans teams messages. Crazy team messages is lip like
• 53:38
  ship's ringing off the hook. No answers, the deadlines are not getting met.
• 53:45
  But you are in the frozen food section with a tripod above the frozen
• 53:51
  shrimp putting on the freezer because you got it. You gotta look at a
• 53:57
  view of you from the inside. That's the one rabbit. My god,
• 54:00
  it's like on the food, you're the food, You're the food. I
• 54:05
  think he did that. I'm pretty sure he looks like a fucking moron if
• 54:09
  I speak mm hmmm. He had it like in the fruit or it was
• 54:15
  somewhere I remember, So, what's this good look? So? Like I
• 54:23
  know what section he was so I was having a conversation it wasn't and I
• 54:30
  wanted to get your opinion on it. Yes, please, so like on
• 54:37
  like you know the good looks scale, you know, going from one to
• 54:38
  a team, right, mm hmmmm. I would say I feel like each
• 54:45
  level isn't you know equal right that you know, the higher the number,
• 54:52
  the smaller the size getting because like we was having like the like the portion
• 54:58
  of people, the percentage of people, the percentage people. Sure, because
• 55:01
  like I was having a conversation with Keana and she was like, well,
• 55:05
  the same thing as a four to five as a five to six. I'm
• 55:07
  like, no, I feel like there's more between five and sixes between it.
• 55:10
  I mean five to four to five than our five to six. Is
• 55:14
  you're talking about the number of people, Yes, what you're talking about is
• 55:16
  a bell curve? Sure, yes, yeah, yes, like there's a
• 55:21
  median and a lot of people are in that meeting. And then it goes
• 55:23
  back down like the but ugly Oh no, no, feel like there's a
• 55:28
  lot more minority. No, then it goes up to just eight and then
• 55:32
  it goes down. You're saying there's a lot of but ugly people. So
• 55:37
  there was now now listen, listen, like, no disrespect. Everybody's beautiful
• 55:44
  in my own ways, but you just got to think about the people that
• 55:46
  are born with the deformity. Okay, and then no, no, just
• 55:52
  and then you know, keen the people that may have had something happened to
• 55:55
  them, keenan some keenan, Keenan, stop this right. I was gonna
• 56:00
  say, Trent lightly, but it's too funny. You was like, just
• 56:02
  kicked in the door. I'm just so like he's stomping in the pedals.
• 56:07
  That's not just that that doesn't count. Why does that not count? While
• 56:13
  they on a separate scale than the rest of us, Because for those reasons
• 56:16
  that you said, are they still not human? They are? But that's
• 56:19
  so why can't they pay on the good little human scale? So why did
• 56:22
  I give them a section? So are you saying if I got full body
• 56:25
  burns, You're like, oh, you're now in that bigger portion. Okay,
• 56:32
  So I just wanted to get your thoughts on that. I think you're
• 56:36
  a monster. I have nothing that sounds wild. I think that is very
• 56:39
  Listen, it's unfortunate. But do you know that's like a minute amount of
• 56:44
  people compared to this. Sure, but pop, but you add those to
• 56:46
  the ones that are already ones and twos. Yeah, a lot of people
• 56:50
  like that, ugly bro, I get that bad thinking of how many people
• 56:52
  that you thought you I think you're miss how many ones and twos are you
• 56:58
  saying? Mission what a one in the two is? I don't think so.
• 57:01
  I think you are because I think for people, I don't think I
• 57:05
  think I know what the ugly motherfucker there's listen, there's a difference between an
• 57:10
  ugly person, right and but ugly Martian? Yes, but ugly reprehensible.
• 57:16
  We are looking human being. Is that the name of Martians? Is that
• 57:25
  a name or already? Maybe? I think we feel like it was.
• 57:31
  We are the mark b k am k am, Like there are people that
• 57:37
  walk the streets actually look like this, Yeah, so, like they would
• 57:42
  just be in that larger section and like so like I thought that I was
• 57:45
  like a pigraph. I mean, yeah, pigraph where like everything just equals
• 57:50
  one hundred, but each one just progressively gets small. I made it.
• 57:52
  I tried to find a graph. I couldn't find anymore. But yeah,
• 57:54
  I was saying, so like ten ten is like real small? Is my
• 58:00
  bell curve? Yeah it's a bell curve. No, No, there's not
• 58:07
  a lot of absolutely representable people. Hideous people hideous. There's more hideous people
• 58:14
  than average people. You believe that for real? Like it's like this now
• 58:20
  is that what you think? Like it's like just a line, like everyone
• 58:24
  is no got a curve, and it definitely got a curve, so then
• 58:28
  there's more attractive people. No, I didn't say, go back up,
• 58:31
  that's what this is that you just know, I just a curve. So
• 58:34
  like if it's one to ten is going like this that that's even worse.
• 58:42
  All right, A tough crowd, tough crowd, crowd, you're gonna go
• 58:50
  on the street smart, The're gonna be like, yo, there are some
• 58:51
  really ugly people, but you've got to understand that people. Person, there's
• 58:59
  like ten normal people. They may not be your cup of tea, right,
• 59:04
  you know what I'm saying. But like that's the difference between a four
• 59:07
  or somebody you wouldn't go for and a one. A one is like damn
• 59:13
  DayWalker, Like one is like like you need to go inside, you need
• 59:19
  and then add into those ones, like you know the dope fiends are white,
• 59:25
  some random one, but they all jump. They all come into that
• 59:30
  section, all right, So like there's a that could drop. Why are
• 59:37
  you including these like small subsets of that's what makes the section, That's what
• 59:42
  There's a lot of dope fiends. But that's what also makes that section so
• 59:45
  wide, because you got these caveat of peoples joining that section. Okay,
• 59:51
  it's just so subjective. Oh, very very it's very subjective. It's not
• 59:54
  like it's it's it's finite, of course, but I this is crazy.
• 1:00:00
  I just want to get your opinion on this. That was like, oh
• 1:00:07
  god, he said, you know there's there, there's fives and sixes,
• 1:00:10
  and then there's niggas and wheelchairs. There's pretty people in wheelchairs, pretty people
• 1:00:19
  in wheelchairs, you know, talking about the wheelchairs people and burn victims.
• 1:00:23
  So you think, Christ, stop stop it, don't you stop, help
• 1:00:30
  me stop He can't because that's pretty worse than anything. That is crazy.
• 1:00:36
  That's the craziest anything I've said all day, all day. That is the
• 1:00:39
  craziest, because you know what, when I make that joke about home depot
• 1:00:44
  them niggas chose. Oh no, we're not doubling back and doubling down.
• 1:00:52
  We're not gonna pay a dime for tattles. I'm just saying they chose to
• 1:00:58
  take the tripods in the target. They didn't. That person about to say
• 1:01:02
  they chose they chose to do self checkout line I mean they should self check
• 1:01:07
  out. That was that. Come on, that's what I just get me.
• 1:01:13
  That's what he said. That's what I just said, and you just
• 1:01:15
  tried to take it. No, that was me. That was me,
• 1:01:21
  Like they should self check them out. But that's sick. You were both.
• 1:01:24
  He's sicker. Let the record show that. Speaking of good looking people,
• 1:01:30
  I watched the Beckham documentary. You did, Yeah, you watch it?
• 1:01:34
  Sorry, you always get my hope so thinking, sorry sounds so happy.
• 1:01:38
  I was it, but it was really good. Really you should watch
• 1:01:40
  it. Yeah, okay, that first episode. It's like it's a series.
• 1:01:46
  It's it's it's good. It's good. It's really good. It's just
• 1:01:51
  high like soccer. Really do like it. It's just his life, right,
• 1:01:52
  yeah, his life, him as a player, him just like yeah,
• 1:01:58
  him as a person showed it was he was the real certified lover boy.
• 1:02:01
  This man said he was driving bro four hours to spend like ten to
• 1:02:07
  fifteen minutes with his now wife, and then he would just go back taking
• 1:02:12
  flights for ten minutes to hang out with a flight like no more than an
• 1:02:16
  hour if you got that money, but like, do you like four hours?
• 1:02:22
  But then there's time though there's efficiency, but he was doing that for
• 1:02:24
  the person he wanted to spend the that's what he say that he must have
• 1:02:30
  knew. Oh yeah, he knew, but so he can get any chricky
• 1:02:34
  ones exactly. So he Yeah, So the fact that he did that means
• 1:02:37
  he was really like, yeah, I'm about to No, this is the
• 1:02:40
  one before I'm gonna take this five hour flight to spend I'm spending eight hours
• 1:02:44
  round trip for ten fifteen minutes. Yeah, man, not be me,
• 1:02:49
  but I respect he had a lot of things to do. Watchpikes in the
• 1:02:52
  nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was. I was a good
• 1:02:58
  looking woman and they were. They were a good looking couple. Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Who was it, David Beckham and Posh Spice Victoria. Which one was that
• 1:03:07
  Posh Spice? One of the white ones, one with one of the white
• 1:03:10
  ones? Well it was it was only one black one. The rest of
• 1:03:14
  them, I don't care. Yeah, okay, it was only five of
• 1:03:21
  them. It's pretty easy. Scary Spice. I don't remember what any of
• 1:03:24
  them white women. Only know scary because she's the only black one. I
• 1:03:29
  don't know. Like that. Ginger was the blond what was her name?
• 1:03:34
  Ginger was the Ginger was the Spice Girls. The girls was passed by like
• 1:03:42
  they were over. Spice Girls meant nothing to me. Girls the Spice Girls
• 1:03:46
  movie when we were the kids, but one of the one of the ninety
• 1:03:50
  nine I knew it was a black girl and four white bitches. The internet
• 1:03:55
  nigga nigga. We were five anything recent like they no. And by the
• 1:04:02
  time I could use in and I'm not going back to check for the Spice
• 1:04:05
  that, I was still in pop culture, not really like that, like
• 1:04:09
  a reunion. Sure, that's fine. That ship that was over there type
• 1:04:13
  ship, but it was big here, but it was really the ship over
• 1:04:15
  there. Yeah, by the time we were like of age one, like
• 1:04:19
  we was more concerned about you know, Charlie's Angels over the Spice Man nine
• 1:04:24
  thousand. I was born in ninety three. But we don't got to do
• 1:04:28
  none of this. We was more none of you know, none of this
• 1:04:31
  because by the time we was coming up, it was Dusty's child. And
• 1:04:35
  by that time, who gives a motherfuck about the Spice Girls done or even
• 1:04:40
  like Britney Spears Chris fucking That's about I was before seeing them differentiate between them.
• 1:04:54
  It was just the whole. I only know the black one. That's
• 1:04:56
  it. That's all I cared about because she was a host on American's Got
• 1:05:01
  Talent and she was the black one. But here's the thing. If you
• 1:05:04
  if she was walking down the street right now, I probably wouldn't recognized her.
• 1:05:09
  I wouldn't recognize Melb in real life. No, I probably just don't
• 1:05:12
  know her name because I'm literally on her Wikipedia, and I damn sure wouldn't
• 1:05:14
  recognize any of the other four One couldn't tell you when they and she came
• 1:05:18
  in right now. They can literally sit on this couch. I'm like,
• 1:05:20
  who the fuck is this white woman? You know? David Beckham with his
• 1:05:29
  wife. You see what as a soccer fan, you've never seen David.
• 1:05:33
  You know, only started watching soccer like four years ago. I ain't gonna
• 1:05:36
  lie's long since been he I want to even retire the niggas, like retire
• 1:05:42
  for real. Still pops up. But he owns a team, he owns
• 1:05:46
  Enter Miami. He's supposed to be a beater. I doubt m LS.
• 1:05:54
  That's like saying you watch basketball, you don't keep up with the Mount Eerie
• 1:05:57
  Skyhawks. You don't know who owns the Rio Grande viverse now tired ten years
• 1:06:05
  ago. Damn yeah, but he's out. He's in popular culture, like
• 1:06:10
  he's oh yeah, when okay, here's his right now. We may see
• 1:06:17
  because the documentary just came out, thank you, no no, no popping
• 1:06:24
  up like that. Hold on, we may see David Beckham with his wife
• 1:06:27
  from where they're not correlating that to her being a spice girl. That's just
• 1:06:31
  David his wife, that's wife. At that point, nobody gives a funk
• 1:06:35
  about pos spice in twenty twenty three. I'm supposed to remember when I was
• 1:06:42
  five when these business was running around and differentiate them twenty years later and picking
• 1:06:48
  mine what I'm talking about, like you pick up the bidges Twitter. We
• 1:06:57
  just struggling with that. Who the was it? It was Raven's your Oh
• 1:07:16
  god, I can't. My spicery girl knowledge is very limit, very limited.
• 1:07:25
  It's here, baby. I just remember when it was hot. But
• 1:07:28
  now I'm thinking about it, like I don't know, man, Like that
• 1:07:31
  wasn't like the big thing. Yeah, I mean it was, but to
• 1:07:34
  me I'm talking about like recently, you're on Twitter all the time. I
• 1:07:38
  don't know that's and that's a crazy thing. You must be in London Twitter,
• 1:07:41
  because I'm just what VPN you got Twitter, I don't know they have
• 1:07:47
  talked about David Beckham the past. Even I'm not even being funny. I
• 1:07:51
  swear I had no idea who his life was a reallyship what you looked like
• 1:07:54
  like she just showed them on like Sports Center. But again, I'm is
• 1:08:00
  not a white business like that. I really don't even really you know,
• 1:08:02
  he's on ESPN and Sports Center. But again we're not then seeing his wife
• 1:08:06
  and going, oh that's a spice girl. Her look, her looks,
• 1:08:14
  she's pretty okay, s pretty girl woman, very beautiful woman. Again,
• 1:08:18
  I walked straight past that bitch, definitely, would wouldn't look twice, wouldn't
• 1:08:21
  even hope the door open for if she's more than three steps behind the doors
• 1:08:27
  closed in I'm not waiting. You bet right behind me? Man, hey,
• 1:08:33
  right behind me, bitch, because I'm not standing at going like this.
• 1:08:39
  You better be right on my tail like like you like you a mother.
• 1:08:44
  Look at Saudi Arabian wife. You better be right behind me, Better
• 1:08:46
  be on my heel. You would have been even shadowing my movements like Baki
• 1:08:53
  was right behind you. Step for stepstride for stride otherwise his door is hitting
• 1:09:02
  you in the light. He's trying to get into the the facility to meet
• 1:09:05
  Pickle. That was that's what real animate beaters, you know, Oh Jesus.
• 1:09:12
  But other than that anyway, but in the documentary, it really showed
• 1:09:16
  how bad they're Maybe it might be all of Europe, but how bad their
• 1:09:23
  media is really, like for their famous people like killed the princess did they
• 1:09:29
  did? But there was there was some conspiracy behind that that it was supposed
• 1:09:33
  to happen. But we don't have to go there. But the media did
• 1:09:36
  that. Yeah yeah, limb flip. That was the one time actually the
• 1:09:45
  next blode okay, sorry, go ahead, wasting wasting when your character died,
• 1:10:03
  you revived at the nearest hospital. You will keep on your west and
• 1:10:09
  you will lose some money for hospital care. You can restart from the last
• 1:10:12
  mission by going to the next checkpoint. But yeah, so yeah, the
• 1:10:17
  media over there is just brutal, like we brought it up or talking about
• 1:10:23
  it with like Megan Markle and all that. Oh yeah, that's nasty stuff
• 1:10:27
  over there. With that, it just seems like that's how they are.
• 1:10:29
  I don't want to call those people stupid. I have a question for you.
• 1:10:32
  Now. I understand that how long they treated him bad after that World
• 1:10:40
  Cup thing, that it was bad, But me and my girl got into
• 1:10:45
  like a little dispute over it, and she was like, that's so stupid,
• 1:10:48
  Like how could they how could they be so upset at him? And
• 1:10:54
  I'm like, nah, they were. It was definitely gas, and I'm
• 1:10:57
  like, I said, like, yeah, it's gas, but like I
• 1:11:00
  get it, though, Nah, I don't get it because I would probably
• 1:11:02
  be more mad at the ref if I was actually watching the game, because
• 1:11:05
  then he got hosed. He he did the equivalent of like say, it's
• 1:11:12
  like after playing football and he just you just push somebody and then that person
• 1:11:15
  flops and you get ejected from the game. Everybody'd be like, what did
• 1:11:19
  you kick? He didn't kick him. He moved his leg, he didn't.
• 1:11:24
  He didn't care. How are you gonna kick somebody? I know it's
• 1:11:28
  not even about that, It's about that not being a ejection, an ejection
• 1:11:35
  he got like he was on his stomach. I'm I'm new to fairly new,
• 1:11:41
  so I don't remember this moment. It's okay, Yeah, it happened
• 1:11:43
  when we were children. It wasn't Thierry Henry and the niggas out there or
• 1:11:46
  whatever. He wasn't even there yet. Got damn okay, But yeah,
• 1:11:51
  he was on his stomach after he got fouled and he just like lifted up
• 1:11:55
  his leg and the guy who just fouled him like walked by and he hit
• 1:11:59
  him and then the guy flopped and flailed sold it. Yeah, and he
• 1:12:03
  got a red card and then they blamed him for that, like for losing
• 1:12:09
  that game, like you're losing the match because he got ejected, even though
• 1:12:13
  they could have still lost with him. To be honest, it's a lot
• 1:12:16
  more likely. But it's like when you're a man down, but you know,
• 1:12:19
  it's just the media making it. They were. They were awful an
• 1:12:23
  enemy like Man United fans shipping on him, Rival fans double shipping on him.
• 1:12:30
  Yeah, it was a nigga fucking had a dollar him hanging from and
• 1:12:34
  he said, I don't see the problem. He was like a big deal.
• 1:12:39
  He was getting nigga treatment because he had tats. Nah, you know
• 1:12:43
  what I'm saying. I'm not going to call those people stupid, but it
• 1:12:45
  just seems like they just ride with whatever, don't need the reason. They
• 1:12:49
  just needed someone to hate and they were like, yeah, it's you.
• 1:12:55
  What are you saying? Huh? He said, he's a real nigga.
• 1:12:58
  What you said, niggah? Yeah? I mean you saw the treatment that
• 1:13:01
  the young niggas game went after he missed those penalties. That was bad though,
• 1:13:05
  that was but at least they had more protection than he did. He
• 1:13:09
  he was just left to the wolves, like, uh, how they like,
• 1:13:15
  uh, they cheated him real bad and then like how like that dude
• 1:13:20
  for what was uh? You your dough boy alex Fus kind of a yeah
• 1:13:27
  kind of he's an old school real grit and grind ship it together, bro.
• 1:13:33
  Yeah, Like he was crying that the niggas shaved his hair like that's
• 1:13:40
  the thing like over back because he had like the regular you know, blond,
• 1:13:44
  frosted tip kind of ship. No, he had the the long locks,
• 1:13:47
  like long like you know, white, and then one day he just
• 1:13:51
  she said, I'm gonna just go buzz cut and that was a big thing.
• 1:13:57
  I was very confused by that. The culture, Yeah, the culture
• 1:14:00
  over there. Culture is different, I think, yeah, skinheads thing,
• 1:14:03
  so that's what they that's what they were like, you think, like not
• 1:14:08
  like you think that, but that's what you're like. You look like them.
• 1:14:10
  You're trying to be like edgy, get attention, that's what they were.
• 1:14:13
  I don't know, I don't know. I'll say that culture is different.
• 1:14:16
  Part of the real skin head culture is like from punk rock, and
• 1:14:21
  that wasn't really a racist thing. It was like, more so this is
• 1:14:25
  just how we dress, like rebellion all that. But yeah, a lot
• 1:14:30
  of things have changed. He was like, he was the first big global
• 1:14:35
  sports star, I guess for soccer, But was he ever the best?
• 1:14:41
  That's the thing though, he probably was the best, but he was always
• 1:14:45
  in that can we put this in like NFL or basketball term? You know,
• 1:14:48
  you know what he's like, He's like Camela, Yes, yeah,
• 1:14:53
  could yeah say that throwing the high Yes, Like he was never the best
• 1:14:57
  player, but he was always really good. Yeah, he he was all
• 1:15:00
  everybody liked him. He was always he was always comfortably in that top ten,
• 1:15:04
  comfortably in it. He probably had more successful That's why it's hard to
• 1:15:10
  really And then you got to throw in the fact that all the women wanted
• 1:15:13
  to sleep with him, So it's hard. Yeah, because like after the
• 1:15:15
  Man United years, it kind of was like a real like I mean,
• 1:15:19
  the real Vigoria was cool, but that it was because he was the first
• 1:15:25
  one to go to America really and he was yalaxy, right, yeah,
• 1:15:30
  I remember now. I remember that they showed how ship was over there.
• 1:15:34
  They said there was there was dudes making like eighteen thousand a year like pool
• 1:15:39
  cleaners on the team and like they had to go work after like that,
• 1:15:43
  and then and he's making millions in man. Now I kind of felt weird
• 1:15:46
  about that, Like I honestly, you know, you got to pay him
• 1:15:49
  because he's the best, Like, but like, I don't know how he
• 1:15:54
  felt comfortable. I mean, like coming into that situation that I don't think
• 1:15:58
  he knew that, but like, no, you do know that because rule.
• 1:16:01
  Yeah, yeah, but he doesn't know how much those other people are
• 1:16:03
  getting paid. But we gotta make a rule to give you special payment.
• 1:16:06
  You got to know them niggas ain't making no money. I think you can
• 1:16:10
  know that just by being a soccer player, Like, yeah, there's gotta
• 1:16:13
  be some whispers like yeah, and I'm my last name, mare bro.
• 1:16:15
  If if I'm in the NBA right now and I decide I'm gonna go play
• 1:16:17
  ball in fucking Taiwan. I know I'm gonna be the best paid nigga by
• 1:16:24
  fall, sure, but they're making enough where they have to work as a
• 1:16:28
  pool boy and a gardener. If anything, I might have went into it.
• 1:16:31
  But like me, coming there is gonna get more exposure for the team,
• 1:16:33
  which means your next contract may be bigger. Probably, I mean maybe
• 1:16:36
  maybe that's what to look at. My money. My money is guaranteed.
• 1:16:42
  You gotta go to work, though, and then while you're going to work,
• 1:16:46
  I'm gonna funk off to play for another team because I just don't feel
• 1:16:51
  like it no more. Which was a whole move. No, that was
• 1:16:54
  during the like there're seasons about to end mL seasons. But he wasn't trying
• 1:16:59
  to him back because that don't nigga, you gassed them checks. Oh yeah,
• 1:17:04
  he came back though. Now I shouldn't have to pull your arm,
• 1:17:06
  bitch, come to work. He said. He was trying to get them
• 1:17:12
  paid. He's not like he's just gonna leave for free. And you know
• 1:17:15
  what his white ass owner said, Nah, we own you good. He
• 1:17:18
  said that in the document and I applauded, like, bring your cracker ass
• 1:17:24
  on. So people holding out for football contracts. That isn't none or any
• 1:17:28
  of those contracts you know. Support that people, It wasn't a contract this
• 1:17:33
  year. It was a I don't want to play here no more. That's
• 1:17:35
  the same as it people who know, but Michael's but Mike has always been
• 1:17:39
  good work. Mike has always said good I know he has I have And
• 1:17:42
  it's also if you have a have a good reason. A good reason is
• 1:17:46
  nigga, you knew there was asked when you signed up. I don't think
• 1:17:48
  he realized how he needed to do a little more research. Ye, so
• 1:17:54
  do a little more research for you signed to fucking god tracked and tell your
• 1:17:59
  soul, nigga, your own now your soul, man, nigga, look
• 1:18:02
  at the plantation before you pick up a hole and start working. You put
• 1:18:09
  the link. They told me had a great project going on. He believed
• 1:18:13
  it, and your dumbash and the believes another thing. It seems like just
• 1:18:16
  a simple guy. You didn't go visit the pitch. You didn't see that
• 1:18:19
  these niggas was playing on old football. Visit pitch l a NB And I'm
• 1:18:27
  saying like you don't look at all this. I'm just so devastated. I
• 1:18:30
  can't believe it was so Tarribaou. That's not what you sound like. I'm
• 1:18:35
  being funny, but close enough, it was so Tarribaou like nigga. You
• 1:18:41
  didn't dig a lick. No, you went to them scientology parties and got
• 1:18:45
  wrapped up in the moment. Score he was with Tom Cruise was a Scientology
• 1:18:53
  damn Yeah, Will Smith, Tom Cruise and Will Smith coincidence. I think
• 1:18:59
  the walk not they do an initiation party. He's taking the cage pulled.
• 1:19:04
  It's not like that. Bruce Willis was there, Yeah, a list Scientology.
• 1:19:09
  Yeah, that's the X new club. They don't know about a list
• 1:19:13
  party. I hope he's doing well. Jersey Lezard, Bruce Willis, you
• 1:19:17
  think about Bruce Springsteen, Yes, sir, Actually we're not big enough my
• 1:19:23
  class that were I fucked them. What they do tr to cover up that
• 1:19:27
  power that Palestine is still getting killed. Oh yeah I heard about that.
• 1:19:30
  Yeah, they tried to cover that. Shut up. He got like that.
• 1:19:34
  That's not like pushed off like recently, like like recently, I pushed
• 1:19:40
  off a rough like he was killed and they tried to like call it like
• 1:19:43
  it was a suicide, like he wasn't. He got pushed. So you're
• 1:19:45
  saying this was a hate crime, Yes, pretty much, yes, and
• 1:19:48
  the mont Clay tried to cover it up. Yeah, real nasty. So
• 1:19:55
  we're not big enough mon clips they right now. I'm very disappointed in my
• 1:19:57
  mom. Shout Bruce Willis, we love you. What you say some male
• 1:20:03
  what I gotta make some payments? Shut up? Ain't getting shipped and Rocky
• 1:20:10
  the Redhawk Han, suck my fucking dick. You ain't getting a goddamn dying
• 1:20:14
  for me, and you let me get my trans catch back. You definitely
• 1:20:16
  getting shipped out, bitch. I don't even know fucking diplomer diplomer the transcripts
• 1:20:24
  pussy to apply. I could just give him the PDF of that. I
• 1:20:29
  don't even go out there, although war I walked down stage and you're gon
• 1:20:33
  shrunk bile burger thicker. Okay, alright, and make sure rocking around spied
• 1:20:44
  on the Mmm. Okay Michael to Haveavin Winfield you oh and you oh,
• 1:20:57
  family and apology maybe more than this. How about you take my money that
• 1:21:04
  I owe and put it towards the settlement that will inevitably be coming. Mm
• 1:21:09
  hm that means you got paid. No, take my money. The way
• 1:21:14
  that you owe them. Yeah, and that means you gotta pay it or
• 1:21:16
  they don't. We're gonna transfer it over. M hm. So you know
• 1:21:21
  what you got so much to God damn saying, how about you give me
• 1:21:25
  the money from your alma mater. I don't have one exact Shut the funk
• 1:21:28
  up there out of all my monor niggas. Business still don't make sense.
• 1:21:31
  Nigga's business, the Grip universe still don't speaking of business. Standing on business,
• 1:21:40
  it's uh, I gotta get job first, y'all think? Uh I
• 1:21:45
  think dj Am going to jail? Nah, I don't know. He's gonna
• 1:21:47
  snitch on everybody. You think. I don't know, man, everybody he
• 1:21:50
  ain't going to do he's going to snitch. Do you think he's liable though?
• 1:21:57
  Like can't like if he don't, can't he go to jail. I
• 1:22:00
  think I think the way he's gonna get out of it is the fact that
• 1:22:03
  hold on, let me start before he wasn't doing anything. Yeah, That's
• 1:22:06
  what I was gonna say. Hold On, hold he was just he was
• 1:22:10
  promoting it. Let me let me, he was let me so get people
• 1:22:15
  to invest. Hold on, Okay, what's going on all right, So
• 1:22:21
  basically, you guys don't know DJ Envy is a little hot water around him
• 1:22:30
  because I guess he's been working with some real estate guys. What's the guy's
• 1:22:34
  name, son, Big pun Son. His name is Caesar, Caesar something
• 1:22:42
  Caesar, and I think he's working. He was working with two other guys.
• 1:22:46
  It was like Caesar are something like flipping some ship like that. Yeah,
• 1:22:51
  the other nigga had a nickname. Basically, I watched a little video
• 1:22:55
  on basically what these niggas was doing is Caesar Pina, Caesar Pina, Pina,
• 1:23:00
  Penia. I'm not sure which one it is, but yeah, we'll
• 1:23:02
  go with Penia. See's Opinia and then another guy. Basically, what they
• 1:23:09
  were doing is I guess from not including DJ what these guys were doing outside
• 1:23:15
  of DJMV. They're basically renovating or acting like they were buying properties and getting
• 1:23:21
  investors to give them money to buy properties, claiming that they were going to
• 1:23:26
  fix them to then flip them for a profit or rint them out for a
• 1:23:30
  profit. Now, what happened with a lot of these guys that invested is
• 1:23:33
  they obviously clearly didn't get their money. Basically, they were talking about basically
• 1:23:41
  there will be a bunch of delays like this one get fixed, or these
• 1:23:45
  complications happened, or he would convince these people to just take the money they
• 1:23:47
  invested and then roll over into another property, and then another property, and
• 1:23:53
  then another property until inevitably, like sometimes people had to go up to his
• 1:23:58
  office and like fucking like ice Q priority records that nigga, and he would
• 1:24:04
  cut him a little check. Sometimes it's clear, sometimes it would bounce.
• 1:24:08
  It's just doing schemy JANKI shit with real estate shit, right, And so
• 1:24:14
  the thing that you know he got, I think he was arrested or for
• 1:24:18
  that. And a lot of people are involving dj Envy in it because dj
• 1:24:25
  Envy has been promoting this like I could teach you how to build generational wealth
• 1:24:32
  and teaching them how to like get into the real estate business and blah blah
• 1:24:36
  blah, and he's like teaching seminars and basically he's kind of almost he's an
• 1:24:44
  accomplice, functioning as a middleman but not really to these to these crooks,
• 1:24:50
  and he's like the face of like the face of the spokesperson, but he's
• 1:24:55
  not actually dealing with So I guess that's that's the way he has deniability.
• 1:25:00
  So he's in like a Rico house flipping Rico. They call it the real
• 1:25:02
  estate Rico Ah okay. And so basically what we were, what our original
• 1:25:10
  question was, is DJ and V culpable? Can he be legally? I
• 1:25:15
  mean, none of us are lord obvious clue, but I mean I am.
• 1:25:20
  I was like, yeah, it sounds like it, but I think,
• 1:25:25
  like we just said, like, I think he's just gonna end up
• 1:25:27
  telling like I think lawyers are gonna get in his face and like look at
• 1:25:30
  because I don't know, have you seen the videos of him like with these
• 1:25:33
  guys. Yeah, the videos look like these niggas do not look legit at
• 1:25:38
  all. Like these niggas look they look like clicks. Yeah, they just
• 1:25:43
  got envy because he's a talking ass nigga. Nigga learned real estate in jail,
• 1:25:45
  in prison for when he was in prison for fraud. What could possibly
• 1:25:51
  go? They said, wow, he was in jail. He was like,
• 1:25:54
  Yo, I learned the real estate game when I was in jail.
• 1:25:57
  How the fuck? What the fuck real estate in jail? Huh? Joe
• 1:26:02
  Budden tried to tell this nigga man, Yeah, and that's the funniest day
• 1:26:06
  the broken clock right twice a day theory. I swear to god, he
• 1:26:10
  was like he was making it. It was so funny at the times.
• 1:26:12
  Like I called Joe Buddy, was like, no, it's a scam.
• 1:26:17
  He was like, I don't talk to this nigga any other time, but
• 1:26:20
  now he's gonna call me and ask me for investment on real estate. No,
• 1:26:25
  nigga, it's a scam. Like how like come on? But I
• 1:26:29
  think like he was doing scam Like you can do normal health flipping and scam.
• 1:26:34
  Yeah, that's very normal. But no, I'm just trying to get
• 1:26:38
  people to invest in properties. And was like, yeah, but you're taking
• 1:26:41
  it now, you're talking too much, but investing with you. I saw
• 1:26:45
  him. He was taking the money and then putting with a lady on the
• 1:26:47
  uh uh he had a guest on. But what he was trying to the
• 1:26:53
  people He's trying to get investor his friend. But it's like the people that
• 1:26:57
  you're the tenants, that's what he is trying to. Nigga seem like oh
• 1:27:01
  like the bye land By property was like, no, you're talking about other
• 1:27:04
  people, but they're coming slumlord, like you're actually being a slum lord.
• 1:27:10
  You're not teaching generational well, you're getting you're getting, You're getting jumps.
• 1:27:16
  It's wake up now. Yeah, and maybe all them niggas in wake Up
• 1:27:20
  Now won't go to jail, but they should. M hmm should because basically
• 1:27:28
  four extual houses, all these niggas talking about real estates, just getting in
• 1:27:31
  circles screaming, I feel so good right now. Repeat that to me.
• 1:27:38
  I'm a winner. I ain't great, I am successful. I will win
• 1:27:47
  y I ain't working at Walmart? Now, who do you like fries with
• 1:27:57
  that whatever that means? Yea, I will tell you nothing is funnier.
• 1:28:04
  And watching all you fucking for X niggas fall and tumble down, that was
• 1:28:08
  amazing. It was that was I felt like that. That was listious.
• 1:28:13
  I know how Joe Budden feels now. For sure I felt like that before,
• 1:28:15
  but now seeing Joe Buden feel that way the same thing as woke in
• 1:28:19
  that at me, it's like like you know, and it's the eric.
• 1:28:24
  It's like, you're really not trying to make no money. Really, you're
• 1:28:28
  not really trying like you're not trying to get no money from your mama house.
• 1:28:31
  They trying to guild niggas. You're not trying to buy your mama house.
• 1:28:33
  You want to bomb the pay business. You just picked up rent checks
• 1:28:38
  and it's like, yes, that's what I'm saying. You see the one
• 1:28:41
  time nigga got a chain that says it said trap lord, but then it
• 1:28:45
  cost out the trap and put landlord. I'm like, why would you trust
• 1:28:50
  these niggas with your home? I would never trust no nigga lamb boot cut,
• 1:28:56
  ripped jeans and a V neck, fat nigga with my house. You've
• 1:29:00
  seen the Michael Blackson clip. He said my house nigga, And who's that
• 1:29:04
  fat nigga? Like nigga like yo right now? I wouldn't trust me if
• 1:29:12
  I came up to a nigga right now, like yo, I can get
• 1:29:15
  your house. I can flip your house for a profit. Give me eight
• 1:29:18
  months and two million dollars. You think you're gonna get that back word and
• 1:29:27
  then in two months you see me with a stack of rent checks like it's
• 1:29:30
  drunk money and a trap landlord chain. You think your house is in good
• 1:29:36
  hands. You flip. You don't ask the people give me money so I
• 1:29:42
  can flip your house. So niggas is just doing it all. Yeah.
• 1:29:46
  He was like, give me money and then I will. I'm so we're
• 1:29:49
  gonna buy this property and then we're gonna fix it up and flip it.
• 1:29:53
  Then you get to get the profits all that. But then it's like he'll
• 1:29:56
  never fix it up and it'll be like all right, well, I know
• 1:29:58
  I'm working on this right now. It's coming along, but Yo, what
• 1:30:00
  you should do is and he would just do that and just and these fucking
• 1:30:08
  dummies. Yeah yeah, what's that? No, no way, bro,
• 1:30:18
  Yeah, niggas is very dumb. I'm like, bro, these niggas look
• 1:30:21
  like actual crip, like these these motherfucking Dominicans dug looking at nigga. They
• 1:30:27
  was in the one house and MB was like, Yo, we outside,
• 1:30:30
  it's two degrees. I count on all these layers and my ski mask.
• 1:30:32
  I'm with my boy Caesar. We're at a house right now. We're gonna
• 1:30:34
  flip it. He was like, how much you think season we're gonna make
• 1:30:36
  off? This house? Season turned out? He said about three hundred seventy
• 1:30:41
  five thousand niggas making up mass Like what the s He was like, three
• 1:30:45
  out of seventy five thousand. He's like all right, yeah, come down,
• 1:30:46
  summon her. I'm like, yo, these niggas cannot be serious.
• 1:30:49
  But I didn't realize how much that Envy was actually promoting this bullshit. Nigga
• 1:30:54
  seems just standing in the back like you, Yeah, that's my guy,
• 1:31:01
  Like damn yeah, Envy's dumb. But the nigga Caesar is clearly the mastermind.
• 1:31:05
  But that's why I said, I think he's gonna get off like they're
• 1:31:08
  gonna they're gonna pressure Envy and either you tell us everything that's been involved,
• 1:31:13
  or you're gonna be involved in this fucking rico and you're never gonna make your
• 1:31:16
  wife come again already not again. You you'll never even get the chance to
• 1:31:24
  disappoint damn your wife and you get disappointed. But it won't be in a
• 1:31:33
  nice hotel room. It'll be in a shitty jail conjugal visit room with a
• 1:31:41
  makeshift kitchen neck and your and your wife will have to bring all the degrees
• 1:31:45
  for dinner in fucking plastic bags that'll be searched thoroughly, and we're gonna make
• 1:31:50
  your your wife spread their cheeks over to make sure you're not hiding any contract.
• 1:31:54
  Band. But it will be gracious to let her get searched by a
• 1:31:58
  lady cop. I'm gonna see that cookie before you do. Every time she
• 1:32:01
  gets, every time, every time you get that pussy, just know I've
• 1:32:05
  seen it first us. And the best thing that came out of all this
• 1:32:14
  was the rant of Rick Ross. Oh my god, do you hear that
• 1:32:20
  Rick Ross her funk flex all the time? Oh my god? Can boys?
• 1:32:28
  You can't buy it? Like nigga. I'm like, oh my god,
• 1:32:31
  he said, The Brooklyn Bridges is not for sale. He said.
• 1:32:35
  He's like, they were just talking about this is house. I remember it.
• 1:32:40
  I re memorized it. Great. Brooklyn Bridges was like your envy.
• 1:32:43
  He was like your funk flex. He's like, yo, you was the
• 1:32:45
  first nigga out here talking about cars, flipping cars, like working on cars.
• 1:32:50
  You've been at her talking cards, and you know what, I've been
• 1:32:54
  out here doing my card show, and you know, people hating on us
• 1:32:57
  and now saying, but you know what we're doing. We are We're not
• 1:33:00
  doing fraud. We're not doing fraud. We're not selling old ladies houses.
• 1:33:09
  You going to hell. You know you're going to hell for selling them old
• 1:33:12
  lady houses. He said out here. You can't. You can't sell the
• 1:33:16
  brook the Brooklyn Bridge is now for sale. You can't. You cannot buy
• 1:33:23
  us that you will living there. He said it like that. It was
• 1:33:28
  so great. You can't about that. God, it was just going in
• 1:33:35
  and it was so great. God. Yeah, I like I said,
• 1:33:42
  he probably not gonna go to jail. They're gonna scare that nigga and telling
• 1:33:45
  everybody. But the other nigga's name was Tony was named Tony the something.
• 1:33:49
  His name was Tony does something Tony that's never a good good something like that.
• 1:33:55
  Tony did something. He was one of the like I guess you could
• 1:33:58
  say, like a whistleblower type guy. He was like, Oh, these
• 1:34:00
  niggas are doing fraud and there was like a company that they were involved with.
• 1:34:04
  Tony the closer. Yeah, that guy, that guy's definitely to the
• 1:34:09
  closer. Yeah, it's just it's just been a mess, bro. But
• 1:34:13
  that nigga, Caesar is definitely going to jail. And when they are right,
• 1:34:15
  but neither one of them are, like they're both out right now.
• 1:34:18
  Like Caesar got back out, like the defense came in on him and he's
• 1:34:23
  already out. So I don't know shout out DJ envious. I guess he
• 1:34:30
  a play. Are you looking for it? Got it? Mike? But
• 1:34:35
  all right, do you? Oh my god, we are not up here
• 1:34:45
  selling the Brooklyn Brush. Come with Flex feeling him? Oh god, Flex
• 1:35:00
  doing fraud, selling no bad houses. He ain't selling no fake houses.
• 1:35:03
  He ain't doing none of that. This is classic radio ship. I'm telling
• 1:35:06
  you, I can't somebody else. We are not selling the Brooklyn Bridge.
• 1:35:11
  You cannot buy that. God, you cannot do the statue of dropped up
• 1:35:19
  on. Oh my god, it's called fever. We're not selling bad houses,
• 1:35:28
  yo, bro list. And apparently people are like putting like iHeart Radio
• 1:35:36
  and Power of five and the lossit because they're saying, like, yo,
• 1:35:40
  the reason I got involved with this guy because that's nasty. And they had
• 1:35:46
  him on He had him on Breakfast Club literally a few times, promoting the
• 1:35:53
  ship. That's why it's like he's on the radio promoting them. He's cooked.
• 1:35:58
  He was on the radio promoting like when you use your radio station,
• 1:36:01
  you on you on a different type of time, now, pal, like
• 1:36:05
  these aren't just the words of DJ. He might try to sue Caesar,
• 1:36:10
  like he tried to use my likeness, try to counter suit he was beside
• 1:36:15
  him. He can't try to use your likeness if you in the pitture with
• 1:36:17
  him. He gets nasty when you're trying to stay out of jails. This
• 1:36:21
  is fed time. He's gonna stay out of that. Good luck. I'm
• 1:36:26
  telling him. He's gonna do whatever he can to avoid this ship. Oh
• 1:36:33
  my god, the Brooklyn Bridge is not for you. Cannot buy that,
• 1:36:42
  you can't. I'll sell you. I'll sell you. You know what I
• 1:36:47
  got. You know what you got for five million? You have the garden,
• 1:36:55
  five million garden right here in your hand. Oh yeah, we need
• 1:37:00
  the marrow back. Just one night, one night only, please please patch
• 1:37:04
  it up, Please, just for one give me one night on, give
• 1:37:06
  me I don't even need a Just give me thirty minutes of just shipping on
• 1:37:11
  DJ. I'll please, And I'll never asked for nothing again until maybe next
• 1:37:16
  year. It would be good. It would be long. Man. Oh,
• 1:37:24
  the thought of it alone, just the thought of it, tickles me
• 1:37:27
  greatly. It's so funny. These its are great, bro. Yes,
• 1:37:34
  we're gonna get word all that. Though. Flipping houses was a that was
• 1:37:41
  the thing I wanted to do for a while before before niggas turned into a
• 1:37:45
  scam. No, not that, just that housing, the housing markets and
• 1:37:48
  ship yeah, champion, Yeah, but like I was obsessed with like that
• 1:37:51
  show flipped this house. It was money. It's not wrong, like it's
• 1:37:56
  honest. No, I'm talking. He wasn't flipping. He was just and
• 1:38:00
  not doing anything. But he was flipping the house without flipping the house.
• 1:38:03
  I just wish I got a like we talked about this. There's a lot
• 1:38:08
  of good ship out here that's like, yeah, flip this ship. Once
• 1:38:14
  this ship clears up, you can still get in there. There's a house
• 1:38:16
  right down the street from me. As long as you work a goddamn song,
• 1:38:19
  you'll figure it out. I don't know about that. I need to
• 1:38:25
  fix some ship. He can fix some ship. A lot of people just
• 1:38:30
  quick just the saw man, if it was if it was the same,
• 1:38:32
  I'd be a trillion there rosebuds flipping a day. Nice. Also, ty
• 1:38:40
  Reson needs to be older. Yeah, apology, I did not know watch
• 1:38:45
  it. Yes he does, Yes he does. You didn't see what he's
• 1:38:47
  saying. I said what he said to see what the woman said. She
• 1:38:50
  doesn't even know why she left him. I understand, but you don't need
• 1:38:53
  to be in the goddamn show in the in the camera crying. Yeah.
• 1:38:57
  Still don't need to be doing that. He was going through You go through
• 1:39:00
  it, and we don't need to see that. I don't. But because
• 1:39:04
  critical of people's emotions. I'm not critically your emotions, but when you he's
• 1:39:09
  on display. For me, he was bro, he was mentally unwell.
• 1:39:15
  He was call a friend. What the fuck we we ain't going that's like
• 1:39:17
  Kanye saying, that's like selling Kanye to call a friend, call a friend.
• 1:39:21
  And then instead of going yeah, instead of going out on Twitter talking
• 1:39:26
  about juice, yeah, I think you. I need you to channel that
• 1:39:30
  ship to your friends, not to stranger man, it says yeah. I
• 1:39:35
  mean it's good in thought if you're a man, but you're not thinking straight
• 1:39:41
  people are. I don't mean he's on an apology, not at all.
• 1:39:45
  Definite don't apology. But speaking of time, we don't know, we don't
• 1:39:48
  like the public doesn't owe tyreson apology. No, no, because he still
• 1:39:53
  had to prop the camera up press recording. I mean, I don't just
• 1:39:58
  like that momentou what he was going through, what I sympathized on what he's
• 1:40:02
  going through. But I'm not apologizing trying on the TV. I'm not doing
• 1:40:08
  that was funny because why are you doing? It? Was funny? But
• 1:40:13
  but hearing all this information about how things that what you was going through.
• 1:40:17
  But I'm not going to apologize for laughing at the ridiculousness of you putting the
• 1:40:24
  camera in your face, putting a pressing sin. Yeah, i'mologizing people that's
• 1:40:33
  going through way worse ship, and I don't want to invalidate his feelings.
• 1:40:38
  But it's people that's going through way worse ship that don't post it on the
• 1:40:41
  damn thing that doesn't. That doesn't mean but I'm not invalidating this, you
• 1:40:47
  know what I'm saying, Like, Yo, I'm not apologizing for laughing at
• 1:40:50
  the absurdity of what you did. I know it's real emotion behind that.
• 1:40:57
  It's still a very absurd thing to do. M M. I'm just speaking
• 1:41:00
  more of what she did. Yeah, that's fine, apologics. I mean,
• 1:41:06
  I didn't know the story. I didn't about she was literally like yeah,
• 1:41:10
  like I had, I couldn't tell you what her name, couldn't tell
• 1:41:12
  you what she looked like. When that video came out, it was all
• 1:41:15
  about why is this Nigga crying on on camera. What do you understand?
• 1:41:21
  But what you? What you why? It doesn't but if something but clearly,
• 1:41:28
  like I said, he's mentally unwell, especially at that point in time.
• 1:41:32
  That doesn't matter. So no, so is I put him doing the
• 1:41:38
  same thing as a guy that was underneath his blanket something. Leave Britney all
• 1:41:42
  that he was also mentally unwell. It's funny, it's funny. Still looks
• 1:41:46
  stupid doing that on innet. But that was fandom that wasn't like that,
• 1:41:53
  don't it doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I think it does. He didn't,
• 1:41:57
  he didn't even know. Britney spears like, that's just what the fun
• 1:42:00
  tell that that's that's personal. Listen, what he's going through is valid and
• 1:42:04
  read one of us did that. If one of us did that, are
• 1:42:09
  you going, oh, I shouldn't laugh at him anymore. I wouldn't laugh
• 1:42:13
  at you if you did that. Yes, y'all would have set that video
• 1:42:15
  in a group check kid, what the fuck are you doing? I want
• 1:42:18
  to clearly you're unwell. You're not. I would to you directly going on,
• 1:42:26
  it's all be real. I would check on you being okay, like
• 1:42:29
  are you okay, but I'm also on the same bro going what the fuck
• 1:42:31
  are you exactly exactly what the is this? And I'm not the only reason
• 1:42:38
  I'm asking Yeah, but I'm not saying I'm not saying he wasn't like,
• 1:42:40
  didn't look crazy for doing it. But now hearing what happened, I kind
• 1:42:45
  of understand and knowing that he's like not all the way there. I understand
• 1:42:49
  that your feelings are right, aren't right? And I know you're in a
• 1:42:54
  distressful in dark place, dark place. His family was torn apart for no
• 1:42:58
  reason, sure, no reason, no good reason. I sympathized with it
• 1:43:01
  was what I do. They were married, yo, stupid When you on
• 1:43:05
  the damn get the phone and you put on a ring light, you record
• 1:43:11
  yourself, It's like, what the fuck are we gonna do? But laugh
• 1:43:17
  at you? Because do you think after he was doing that, he sat
• 1:43:21
  there and watched that whole video. I understand, like it was funny.
• 1:43:26
  But I'm saying, yeah, we owe him an apology because I don't think
• 1:43:29
  we understood what he was going through. That's I understand. It was funny,
• 1:43:34
  like some kind of goes to like what I'm going like your girls friends
• 1:43:41
  their influence on them in the relationship. She had no she was. She
• 1:43:45
  was like, I really didn't have a good reason to leave it. I
• 1:43:47
  was listening to my friends like a puppet, sound like a fucking bird.
• 1:43:50
  You fucking don't be problem. Sounds like problem. The problem was saying,
• 1:43:56
  miserable ass friends, that's one thing about And y'all know women, but like,
• 1:44:02
  I don't get that ship, Like why do y'all listen to the advice
• 1:44:08
  of the single friend of the single friends of And it's always not just the
• 1:44:13
  single friends, it's the friends that never usually have good relationships, always the
• 1:44:18
  ones with the advice they got nothing behind it. Hem, you know what
• 1:44:24
  you should do to lose weight? Man? You should really? Like do
• 1:44:28
  you know how stupid? How you going? Like you without a man telling
• 1:44:33
  me how to sustain a relationship? Mm? Fair enough? And the only
• 1:44:39
  advices you need to leave them? Girl, you need to leave be just
• 1:44:43
  like me. And she was like, you know what, eat that cupcake?
• 1:44:45
  You don't don't worry about that. It's working for me so far,
• 1:44:49
  Like what the what the fuck is I think it's them jealousy, sure of
• 1:44:59
  course, but when you tell them that they don't see that because for god
• 1:45:03
  knows what, and I promise you, I promise you. At least half
• 1:45:10
  of her friends would take her place in a heartbeat. Of course, in
• 1:45:15
  a second would be with Tyres. Accordingly, if he came to one of
• 1:45:18
  them was like, yo, I really actually I know me and my girl.
• 1:45:21
  You know things aren't working, but I really want to see what's up
• 1:45:25
  with you, they'd be right there letting him sing. Sweet lady that stopped
• 1:45:29
  out. That was my friend. So her name is Samantha Lae and she
• 1:45:32
  said she let people influence her decision to leave her marriage, and she was
• 1:45:35
  emotionally and quotes emotionally intoxicated when she pulled the plug. I don't even know
• 1:45:42
  what the fuck that. Mostly, that's like Jada saying, a fucking entanglement.
• 1:45:45
  What the fun is? What are you talking about? That's word Sally
• 1:45:50
  about this. You're just saying things. She's just stupid, emotionally intoxic.
• 1:45:59
  I got nothing for this. But in hindsight from R and B heads,
• 1:46:04
  TG T getting back together? Are they? Yes? Huh TGT is getting
• 1:46:10
  back together with Tyrese. Well, Tyrese wanted the teas, yes, the
• 1:46:14
  yeah, this doesn't need to happen. There's a reason it didn't happen.
• 1:46:17
  There's a reason it stopped. Well, the reason why it stopped because Tyrese
• 1:46:20
  didn't want to split the money equally. But now jeny Wine was doing adderall
• 1:46:26
  whatever. Sure, but the most of the money, yes, because he
• 1:46:30
  was the pills like Seventh Devens, because of Optimist Prime. Sometimes the band
• 1:46:38
  doesn't need to get back together because that album, That album was fire.
• 1:46:42
  Can only you think that? No, A lot of people think that a
• 1:46:45
  lot of people think that it's okay. Even Joe Budden's liked it too.
• 1:46:49
  He did. He was getting on Tyre's like, no, yeah, niggas
• 1:46:53
  need to fix that because that was a great group or album. Have you
• 1:46:57
  listened to it? No, So don't make any suggestions, don't make any
• 1:47:00
  jokes until you listen to it. It was a good R and B album.
• 1:47:04
  I'm going off the fact that those egos don't work well together. The
• 1:47:08
  egos don't gotta work well. But the music was phenomenal. You gotta listen
• 1:47:12
  to the music. Don't don't look at the people, look at the music.
• 1:47:15
  Heard that before that seems to be a real big sentiment with you don't
• 1:47:19
  look at the people. Look at the music. Sure he the music is
• 1:47:25
  good, the music good? Music? Is the music music good? Why
• 1:47:30
  do y'all do that? And why do you listen to because because single friend
• 1:47:34
  broads. Broad's a goofy. That's its seventies, That's that's how it is
• 1:47:42
  influenced these days. Is stupid giving to my friends who are all dads.
• 1:47:54
  You know what you sho do with your kid? Actually, I really have
• 1:47:58
  a lot of accessions what you doing on I think that's different. Though that
• 1:48:02
  is different. I believe that's different. Slightly depends on what you're talking about.
• 1:48:05
  It depends on what you're talking about. What you're talking about, all
• 1:48:08
  right, So this is this is me talking to kids. You got kids.
• 1:48:14
  I don't give a fuck. Listen all you parents. I don't understand
• 1:48:17
  parents that have we're supposed to talk about this. You're not ready to talk
• 1:48:20
  about it. Talk about you, right, you're right, that's like your
• 1:48:24
  child like not taking out of the trash. And then somebody's like you should
• 1:48:26
  beat the fuck out in That's that's an extreme people who do that, you
• 1:48:32
  know, it's people who do that. But I'm talking about that, I'm
• 1:48:34
  talking about the fucking the kids, Like you're out in public and the kids
• 1:48:39
  acting in ass and you're just sitting there and it's like she's breaking ship,
• 1:48:45
  moving ship over and you're just sitting there. And I'm like, bro,
• 1:48:48
  I want to give him free room to let out his emotions. No,
• 1:48:53
  I'm not even gonna say all that. A lot of times I think it's
• 1:48:56
  more so niggas just be tired. Well, it's always been tired. I
• 1:49:00
  don't give a fuck. I mean has always been. That's me caping for
• 1:49:05
  the worst case, best case scenario for the fuck how tired you is,
• 1:49:11
  control your time. Push that little ship out, you fucking watch it while
• 1:49:14
  you got it outside. Snatch snatch the little ass up. Well, they
• 1:49:18
  little ass up. Then yeah, them there, Well, I don't know
• 1:49:23
  what because I got one that covers it. The little ship. Snatched the
• 1:49:28
  ship up, Snatch the little ship up. Mm hmmmmm. You don't gotta
• 1:49:31
  beat him, but like, don't let them run a muck because you're now
• 1:49:36
  inconveniencing me because I have to listen to this now one like your motherfucking as.
• 1:49:44
  This is when go back to the beginning of the pot elbows. This,
• 1:49:48
  this is when you know the whole it raised a village thing like,
• 1:49:53
  Let that stand true, because let me be like, shut you a little
• 1:49:56
  motherfucking it's god damn, you're letting your past can show yours. You want
• 1:50:01
  me to, you want you want, you want me to be the part
• 1:50:03
  of the exactly. Let me get some Let me get some ass, then
• 1:50:09
  tell them to motherfuckinghke the fucking pennies down. You want me to be a
• 1:50:15
  fucking village and raise your goddamn little ship. Let me have some of the
• 1:50:17
  fun that at least that that made the little motherfucker you want me to fucking
• 1:50:24
  white buggers. Let me smack some asks too, So what else we got?
• 1:50:27
  Fellas fuck kids? All right? Then? All right? Then my
• 1:50:32
  kids is cool crit hilarious man, because they abay band you all the time.
• 1:50:39
  Now mm hmm. Remember the kids doing by around you in them all
• 1:50:43
  and ship, they were sliding all over you. Remember that. Then forgot
• 1:50:50
  already they forgot it a traumatic experience. It was so long ago, it
• 1:50:56
  was like last year. That was only last year. That would be like
• 1:51:00
  two years ago, last year. What was this actually kind of brought it
• 1:51:03
  back a little bit, just not flash mom, And I said, don't
• 1:51:08
  know how to funk. They was doing that ship though, Yeah, that
• 1:51:12
  ship looks weird. I'm not coordinating nothing. The slide. I can do
• 1:51:16
  it a little bit. I don't know. Oh the fucking h Yeah yeah,
• 1:51:24
  marching band slides ship. Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly, no
• 1:51:28
  question. So I had another thread, had another thread for you guys.
• 1:51:32
  Yes, Keenan, you said you saw some good ones. I have some
• 1:51:35
  good ones, but they also saw. Okay, Well, the thread is
• 1:51:40
  tell me your best dad joke. Keenan, you I tell dad jokes.
• 1:51:48
  He laughed. Sometimes mm hmmm mm hmm. That was that's the joke.
• 1:51:58
  Get the fuck out of here, tell dad jokes, he laughed. Sometimes
• 1:52:03
  I can't imagine misus Lawrence laughing. I can. That's that's that's a nice
• 1:52:10
  material on that ship. Like what's that the upper upper eche h m hmm
• 1:52:15
  is that short felt? No? Is it? Now? I should have
• 1:52:24
  never had? Is that your felt? It is? My boy aunt told
• 1:52:30
  us this one on the cruise. Oh Jesus, why can't you hear Tarry
• 1:52:34
  Doc, don't go to the bathroom because the p is silent? No joke
• 1:52:45
  answer, Oh yeah, I already know, but you gotta lined it.
• 1:52:49
  Up properly. You gotta do it the way he does it. It's not
• 1:52:53
  it, don't hit. He said, what's green? It has wheels a
• 1:53:00
  green car grass, and I lied about the wheels. I'll never forget that.
• 1:53:13
  They actually told that joke to a child, and they actually said grass.
• 1:53:15
  And I was like, idiot, Like, you are the dumbest gingus
• 1:53:27
  you talking, You're the smartest dumb ass. This one says, I love
• 1:53:31
  my furniture, my reclined, my reclining, and I go way back.
• 1:53:35
  Oh my god, no goodness. What's the foot long and slippery a slipper?
• 1:53:46
  Are we supposed to do? This is not laugh? No, I
• 1:53:48
  don't know what. Yeah, I laughs. That's the whole point, right,
• 1:53:53
  They said, what's brown and sticky? Stick? Yes? Mm hmm,
• 1:53:59
  got you? Makes sense? Yeah, that was okay? Mm hmm.
• 1:54:03
  What do you call someone who can't stick to a diet? Fat?
• 1:54:09
  A deserter? Oh? Wow? The the forty nine ers lost? Yeah?
• 1:54:15
  Nice? Well, come on, Kirk Cousin finally got his first prime
• 1:54:19
  time win. He didn't need that, wrong daddy, breakfast, breakfast.
• 1:54:25
  I'll have bacon and eggs. Please waiter, how would you like your eggs?
• 1:54:30
  I don't know. I haven't gotten them yet. M I got a
• 1:54:35
  better one for you. Why have you never seen an elephant hide in a
• 1:54:40
  tree? Because they're good at it? How do you how do you get
• 1:54:54
  a country girl's attention a tractor? Mmmm, that's a bar. Actually that's
• 1:55:02
  a bar. Okay, maybe a pickup truck. Pickup truck and propaty getter.
• 1:55:09
  How did the hipster burn his tongue he drank the coffee before it was
• 1:55:15
  cool? Yeah? Nah, bro, dad jokes are great. That just
• 1:55:30
  uh Keanna got her friend who as a husband who is like I think like
• 1:55:35
  fifty six damn, And this nigga has nothing but dad jokes. Bro.
• 1:55:41
  It's like he's just always ready. I'm like my man, Like, do
• 1:55:43
  you just wake up in the morning and practices in the mirror? Is he
• 1:55:46
  a father? Yes? Okay yes? Territory? Do you want to know
• 1:55:51
  why nurses like red crayons because sometimes they have to draw blood? What you
• 1:56:08
  got it? What did the fish say when you swim into the wall?
• 1:56:15
  Damn? I got warm? I got Why the graveyards have gates mm hmmm
• 1:56:27
  because people are dying to get in. Why did the blind man fall into
• 1:56:32
  the well because he couldn't see because he couldn't see that well okay, okay,
• 1:56:43
  because he couldn't see that one. What's black and bad for your teeth?
• 1:56:51
  Tobacco? A bowling ball? What the hell? Okay, okay,
• 1:57:06
  okay, Yeah, like the small doses, Dad jokes are great. DA
• 1:57:14
  give me all the doses. So, uh questions? I guess. Yeah,
• 1:57:20
  see the homegirl the fan this weekend. Yeah, the Asian Chargers fan.
• 1:57:28
  You mean coldleoko mm hmm, hilarious. Yeah, girl, the biggest
• 1:57:32
  fuck that's what she had at this time. Yea that I don't understand.
• 1:57:40
  Like, so they're saying she's a plant, but what what is what's being
• 1:57:43
  planted? I don't know. The fandom, Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:57:47
  I guess that's I see it, because like, who the are Chargers fans?
• 1:57:51
  I don't think this is making anybody a Chargers fan. Nobody by Taylor
• 1:57:55
  Swift. At that game, they showed Tailor Swift way more than they showed
• 1:57:58
  that little but they also show her quite a bit even worse. It showed
• 1:58:00
  her way too much. So I don't know. And then now we got
• 1:58:04
  the handshake. Yeah, yeah, I do want to play the Taylor Swift
• 1:58:12
  drinking time. Just see what happens. I feel bad for Wait, what's
• 1:58:15
  the Tailor Swift drink game? Every time they show you probably got taken a
• 1:58:18
  drink, just different things. If they mentioned her, we're going to do
• 1:58:21
  that. We got to do that together. Okay, yould do that for
• 1:58:25
  content easy, that's easy. It's easy. Hospital bills, so those are
• 1:58:30
  on the pit. We gotta do the Patreon. We gotta do when's the
• 1:58:33
  next when's the next charges game? No Chiefs games? I mean them niggas.
• 1:58:39
  Probably I'm about saying probably Sunday. Yeah, I know, but I
• 1:58:43
  like a prime time watchable one, watchable one. We have to make sure
• 1:58:47
  Taylor Swift and attendance. Yeah, so what it will be a home game?
• 1:58:51
  No, this was a way that one was shout out the Mahomes little
• 1:58:58
  sister, Nah Eagles, she should be there, right, should definitely be
• 1:59:00
  there because she got to be that's November twenty. She'll be there. She'll
• 1:59:04
  be there. Is pill it's in Kansas City. What is it? November
• 1:59:09
  twenty Eagles Chiefs Monday night, Monday night. Oh wow, he's perfect.
• 1:59:15
  She has to be there. I was just allout to take off that dude
• 1:59:18
  because he'll be turned he'll be turned up. Yeah. Absolutely. Did you
• 1:59:25
  hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction.
• 1:59:30
  Y'all never seen Mahmes giving it up? Kept about that weird ass brother.
• 1:59:36
  Yeah, thank god he's out the paint. Thank you for control yourself.
• 1:59:42
  But she's she's like everybody else, like she's tired of I didn't. Everybody's
• 1:59:46
  tired of it except for Taylor Swiss fans. Literally everyone like, we don't
• 1:59:50
  like because I don't know yet. They had a little sister. It's a
• 1:59:56
  team with the best court, the team was possibly the best quarterback ever and
• 2:00:00
  possibly the best tight end ever. But we focused on this chick in the
• 2:00:03
  stands who just started watching football last week because she's fucking them mm hmmm.
• 2:00:11
  And then all her fans, you know, one chick was like recently one
• 2:00:15
  of these barstolicks. I don't like Travis k. I'm starting to feel like
• 2:00:19
  he's trying to get clout off of Taylor Swift, Like, are you dumb?
• 2:00:25
  I mean maybe he is. Maybe he is, but I don't think
• 2:00:28
  he don't need that. He really must like this chick. Yeah, I
• 2:00:33
  think he just like her people's time. I was like, oh no,
• 2:00:38
  he's in commercial, like he's been a successful podcast for like a year now.
• 2:00:44
  He's literally he was hosting commercial yesterday, like right after the super Bowl.
• 2:00:50
  We thought, that's how that works. Somebody said that the whole reason
• 2:00:56
  why it's employed by the NFL to get more women to watch football. That's
• 2:01:00
  working number show, at least the Chiefs. So that's why I believe that.
• 2:01:05
  I believe that I'll rock with that that alone, and then because they're
• 2:01:11
  one of the best teams prime time, well not prime time, but it's
• 2:01:15
  gonna be on them, just a fib to put them on prime time because
• 2:01:18
  they're them. And then now then more women watching. Oh yeah, that's
• 2:01:23
  fine, but let's let's I just think I think we just need to stop
• 2:01:27
  the Taylor slip chatter because I watched the game. I saw an old video
• 2:01:31
  like it's making the game less fun. Yeah, like I don't need to
• 2:01:34
  see that. I don't we did not need to see them. Don't get
• 2:01:39
  walk in here right now. I'll be like, no, I definitely are
• 2:01:44
  you lost. I would literally I would suck my teeth very loudly. I
• 2:01:49
  would I laugh on that confusion. You got some money with nervous what is
• 2:01:57
  coming on? It's a lost listen impersonator. And then we got to get
• 2:02:05
  on the pod because that's how we get up there. You don't kick her
• 2:02:09
  out, boy, if Taylor Swift got on this pod, we'd be canceled
• 2:02:13
  immediately. How's it feeling with mediocre? Because her fans would listen to it,
• 2:02:16
  and they'd be like, if they would support it, if she's on
• 2:02:20
  it, if you would not like what I had to say, I don't
• 2:02:23
  think they would supported she supported it, Taylor. I don't think you see
• 2:02:30
  the thing with the security guard, Yes, so I knew where you were
• 2:02:32
  going, so like you didn't see. So they tried to say that like
• 2:02:36
  she had like one of her head security guards is Jewish and he went back
• 2:02:41
  to fight in Israel. M like, and it was tweeted by Israel at
• 2:02:46
  Israel on Twitter somehow. I was just living true. That's just your Twitter
• 2:02:50
  handle, it's just Israel. It wasn't even true. It was just a
• 2:02:54
  guy that worked in the Israel be lying about stuff that's going on in the
• 2:02:58
  balance line. Man, that's crazy. There's absolutely no camera on me.
• 2:03:03
  There's absolutely no way that Israel is lying about anything that's going on in Gaza.
• 2:03:10
  There is no way that they are lying about anything going on in Gaza
• 2:03:16
  to control the narrative. That's crazy, right, That wouldn't That would be
• 2:03:20
  the first time that ever happened. That would be the first time any type
• 2:03:24
  of propaganda. If this felonious and salacious lie was true, it would surely
• 2:03:31
  be the very first time ever, and not a long history of such.
• 2:03:35
  There's never been any type of indications ever in the history of the last century
• 2:03:45
  or so of things like this going on. So for you whack of doodles
• 2:03:49
  out there that think that, shame on you, shame on you. There's
• 2:03:55
  just no way that you could possibly oppose that country, not even that is
• 2:04:04
  what they're doing, but not doing, not doing, because it's all there,
• 2:04:11
  it's all it's a complicated situation, complicated situation, and there's no simple
• 2:04:17
  solution to this very deep and complex situation. So I'm going to leave it
• 2:04:25
  at that as the stance of that not that serious podcast. Because we love
• 2:04:29
  everybody, and there's some people I love other people. We're not going to
• 2:04:32
  get out of that. Hey, Mike, I got a question for you,
• 2:04:34
  because it's not that serious. When does a joke become a dad joke
• 2:04:42
  has a kid when it leaves and never comes back? Questions, questions?
• 2:04:51
  We started questions, that was a question. No, I'm not saying we
• 2:04:56
  never get a question, no, right, never never get a question.
• 2:04:59
  Question. Also, real quick, real quick, these Taylor Swift people,
• 2:05:02
  let's let's stop because I saw an old video too with the Barstool guy talking
• 2:05:10
  to one checker talking about how like you can't compare Taylor Swift and Whitney Houston.
• 2:05:15
  And I was like, oh you you you you despicable white woman.
• 2:05:20
  You wait for what? How did that even come up? I don't know
• 2:05:27
  how. It's it's old. It's like like a year or two old.
• 2:05:30
  But it's like the dude from Barstool, it's already like, yeah, she's
• 2:05:32
  talented, but like she's no Whitney Houston. And she was like, well,
• 2:05:36
  I just understand, how like you can even say that because Whitney,
• 2:05:41
  like Taylor Swift is like not only a singer, but she's also like a
• 2:05:44
  songwriter and like and she's great and like yeah, like she's a pop star
• 2:05:48
  and Whitney's a ballad singer. I was like, oh yeah, Mike just
• 2:05:53
  have to let ignorance. I don't even. I wouldn't even. That's one
• 2:05:58
  of the ones I just let it go into the there, just like the
• 2:06:00
  ones I said about her dancing. It's like the people that say can't sing.
• 2:06:04
  I'm someone that. I'm someone that believes in righteousness and telling the devil
• 2:06:10
  that he is a liar to his face. Okay, I confront Satan.
• 2:06:21
  I look the between the eyes, I look between the horns and the eyes,
• 2:06:26
  and I tell him you are a fucking liar. I just ignore him
• 2:06:31
  and say no, no, no, because then when you ignore him,
• 2:06:34
  he's allowed to run him up and feel like it's okay. At least,
• 2:06:38
  I'm gonna let you know that you see him. I see you, I
• 2:06:42
  see what you're doing. I see you, Satan, I see I see
• 2:06:45
  Shatan, Tan, I see you. I see you for what you are.
• 2:06:51
  You're not a pop star, You're not a fucking you are a Satan.
• 2:06:57
  Okay, I'm not calling tailors s I was gonna say, you call
• 2:07:00
  in the swifties, Satan. I'm not. I'm not listen. I'm calling
• 2:07:08
  that thinking Satan, questions questions, yes time you ever, you will not
• 2:07:21
  see j na, no, no, never, This is wild y'all.
• 2:07:29
  Ever let Mike get blamed for some food going missing even though you took it.
• 2:07:33
  What? What is? What is? What is? What is this?
• 2:07:36
  What is? What is? We don't we don't make fun of you
• 2:07:42
  enough that you're like, we don't make the jokes sting enough. We don't
• 2:07:46
  have to even say that question? Why? Just because I want people to
• 2:07:53
  know the type of questions that are sending in exactly stop it, to see
• 2:07:56
  see the questions and not to you see how it didn't land the way you
• 2:07:59
  thought it would. What did you think we'll stop? And what do you
• 2:08:05
  think? Hm? Hm? You think mis is out here stealing food like
• 2:08:09
  you think I'm a fucking raccoon with the cool just just a fucking rumms and
• 2:08:18
  just taking fries out of bags and ship you eat that had a whole bag
• 2:08:24
  of chips last week? Might didn't ask for one chip? It goes to
• 2:08:26
  the bathroom, just finishes the Chick fil a. I just I just eat
• 2:08:30
  the other half of a sentwich while he goes to goes to pea. Sorry,
• 2:08:33
  where's my swich? Like Patrick, you ain't my ice cream? You
• 2:08:46
  ate your ice cream? Now? No? I didn't, And now I'm
• 2:08:50
  gonna starve where my nuggas? I don't know, nugga fall on the table.
• 2:09:00
  You't even chew it. That doesn't happen. Nice is a cartoon fuck
• 2:09:07
  man? Yeah? Like like that's some child to sass Ship. Very stupid.
• 2:09:13
  I'm thirty, we'll all thirty. What I still thinking? Food?
• 2:09:16
  I got money? I don't got a lot of, but I got getting
• 2:09:20
  my own. What the fuck are you talking? Like? That's what Ship
• 2:09:28
  an eight year old does, stereotyping, But like there's fatness in the there.
• 2:09:33
  It's just like you think I'm a crackhead in the night, Like I
• 2:09:37
  just I need the fry. You're a food food. I can't wait for
• 2:09:41
  my own fries these two hours that your pod is killing you. But you
• 2:09:46
  want to be eating. I'm Why am I not eating all the time of
• 2:09:50
  all the day without stealing your food? It's right now? Why are you
• 2:09:56
  not pulling out pocket skills? Yeah, he's ad. What do you think
• 2:10:01
  this chicken turner out of his sock? What a fat niggas? Do you
• 2:10:05
  know that? You don't know a lot of fat niggas? What the fuck
• 2:10:13
  is from? My pockets are lined with aluminum foil and baked beans. You
• 2:10:16
  gotta eat every hour. That'd be crazy if just like a actually pulled out
• 2:10:20
  a spool, fuck is wrong with you and beans out of his shirt pocket.
• 2:10:24
  Just light, nigga, I'm in pot of car hert pocket. That's
• 2:10:28
  actually was in this park. You think, no, no, no,
• 2:10:31
  no, some bushes basic salad in here. That would be some fat ship,
• 2:10:35
  though he said his line with a luminobiling big bean, that would be
• 2:10:39
  some fat ship. The big beans. Did you just pull out of cows
• 2:10:46
  on? Fucking Man's wrong with y'all? Bro? It's pizza rolls in my
• 2:10:54
  socks right now. I gotta utilit utility built. You know this fat it's
• 2:11:01
  a gradual process. You gotta catch up. I gotta fat bell. I'm
• 2:11:09
  fat man, like the ful buckle could be. It's a sport. Is
• 2:11:18
  that the cover just me as batman? Yes, Holland Day's sauce right here
• 2:11:26
  ranch in this fucking barbecue sauce. He's motherfucking chicken filets sauce. You got
• 2:11:33
  napkins on the side because you know you're not a graw A straw that goes
• 2:11:37
  from my back pocket in here to just get lemonade with extra sugar, because
• 2:11:43
  why he got the every every part that you see me wearing a hat is
• 2:11:50
  not a hat. It's a secret snack description. And when I look this
• 2:11:54
  way, I'm actually sneaking cheeses down my mouth a spork. Bro. You
• 2:12:01
  ever seen when I'm potting, I tap my foot like this. I'm actually
• 2:12:05
  tapping the fucking the fucking dispenser to get the cheeses down from my fucking my
• 2:12:11
  fucking shirt pocket. It says the cheese is right here, and I pick
• 2:12:16
  him out later. What the fuck I'm trying. He's actually not sleeping.
• 2:12:22
  He's distracting you to think he's sleeping but chewing his food. I actually simulate
• 2:12:31
  chewing to keep me awake. Oh my god, I do my mouth because
• 2:12:37
  when I mimic this, it mimics the centation of food, and I somehow
• 2:12:41
  get the remnants of food. It's like tongue muscle memory. I think,
• 2:12:46
  big Mac, and then I taste it. You act about you're dreaming about
• 2:12:52
  what you just ate. That's why we can't do Yeah, I loosen eat
• 2:13:03
  five guys. I couldn't taste it again. I saw mcribb. I could
• 2:13:15
  taste it. It was mc rim is powerful. Why do they keep bringing
• 2:13:18
  back the delicious? It's fucking not for these it's delicious, Michael. That
• 2:13:24
  ship is the nastiest there. It makes a real mc rib I can't cheese
• 2:13:28
  on that hull cheese on it. Fucking Now you see what the niggas on
• 2:13:33
  the something. They might be on the something there. Putting cheese on the
• 2:13:37
  mac ribbons, it's criminal, bro, And it comes with pickles on and
• 2:13:41
  onions. I take you keep the onions on it. I'm not eve gonna
• 2:13:46
  lie to you. I'm a gagged I'm gonna lie. I was gagged.
• 2:13:50
  I thought about, like how it tastes on it? You put ches on
• 2:13:52
  it, you don't need. I put cheese on barbecue sandwiches though on a
• 2:13:58
  rib, No, not ribs, but like barbecue, like cheddar cheese.
• 2:14:03
  Anybody heard that pull pork. I just eat the pork, Eat the pork,
• 2:14:07
  the cheddar cheese, like barbecue burger. I'm with you. Next question,
• 2:14:13
  man, haters, Yeah, I really don't like cheese on certain sandwiches,
• 2:14:20
  so put on. I like cheese on anything but damn near peanut butter
• 2:14:24
  and jelly. And even then I might try that if it's the right cheese.
• 2:14:28
  You might put some monster on there. You might, you might.
• 2:14:37
  To God, you put cheese and grill that bitch, peanut butter, jelly
• 2:14:45
  go nuts. I'm putting you in a sight woard peanut butter, gree and
• 2:14:50
  jelly cheese. That sounds horrible. No, I'm calling for intervention if you
• 2:14:58
  do that. Hey, all right, I'm calling. I'm organizing. I
• 2:15:03
  mean, I had just had a pizza that had fake jam, and uh
• 2:15:07
  right there, shame family jam. Mike was yawning and saw you put big
• 2:15:13
  jam, big jam. He just put it being a sausage in his mouth
• 2:15:16
  and l and a ruggler ain't digging in his ear, he's just getting it.
• 2:15:20
  Was good. I'm activating the lemonade dispensed. Nothing about that now you
• 2:15:28
  don't know. Sorry, Next, next one that was really like the dickhead
• 2:15:33
  like they thought they thought it was about to be a thirty minute road set
• 2:15:39
  about one time and Mike stole all of my family's food for the whe You
• 2:15:45
  know that one Thanksgiving he ruined Thanksgiving. He came and slapped my mom in
• 2:15:48
  his faith and ate the turkey hole like Scooby doo. Before we heard that
• 2:15:54
  prayer like like didn't even he just said and then he said really fast,
• 2:16:07
  and he just said, what the niggas, bro, what are you thinking?
• 2:16:13
  Niggas need to touch some grass and hang with some fat niggas. I
• 2:16:18
  don't know what's good. Realize he's actually picky as watch this person be fat
• 2:16:26
  self hate probably fat in you fat, probably because he do it big people's
• 2:16:33
  food. I want to feel better about how I'm a fucking raccoon food thief.
• 2:16:41
  Okay, every time I think about it, I get angry. He
• 2:16:48
  I was like, what would you how many times we be? We come
• 2:16:52
  in food all the time, all the time, bro, most of the
• 2:16:56
  time. I'm Mike does not eat when he comes. It's one of the
• 2:17:01
  very rare patients. It's because you got enough, you're gonna take ours,
• 2:17:07
  so random. I don't need to I don't need to bring I don't need
• 2:17:09
  to be my own food. I know anybody else. Nobody else's got the
• 2:17:11
  food. Pay for my own my old job here, Like what the fun?
• 2:17:18
  I just don't don't eat. That's my my germs all right now.
• 2:17:31
  It's to pay tribute to give me the food. Robs, go and take
• 2:17:39
  it. See that day don't you need to go to the bathroom away from
• 2:17:45
  your chicken nuggets? Why for the young niggas might got a mic. Tax
• 2:17:50
  I was on TikTok the dad like they was at Costco and it was eating
• 2:17:54
  like pizza and the hot dogs and shipp in the Dallas. He finished his
• 2:17:58
  and he's like, all right, I had got any extra food, didn't
• 2:18:01
  want to finish. I'm here, I'm here. Oh that was a you
• 2:18:07
  know, the ships and gigs. But yeah, the one dude, I
• 2:18:09
  didn't think it was the light skinned dude he was talking about. Yeah,
• 2:18:13
  how his his dad would always take a bite out of his sandwich when they
• 2:18:18
  got fast food. Yeah, like dad, tax Dad take a bite out
• 2:18:22
  of his sandwich and then he had a friend over. He took a bite
• 2:18:24
  over his sandwich. That's crazy. This is not this is not a m
• 2:18:37
  P nigga Like, m yeah you that phantom. For now, Phantom,
• 2:18:43
  phantom, he said, for now, it's phantom. Next question before we
• 2:18:50
  get mad again. Yeah, like what, all right, how did you
• 2:18:56
  know that your significant other was the one? I'm twenty four years old,
• 2:19:01
  like you asked, I'm currently at my I hate my girlfriend sometimes face you
• 2:19:07
  do and I don't know if I what type of okay, And I don't
• 2:19:09
  know if I want to marry her one day or just abruptly break up with
• 2:19:13
  her. Those are two very well. If you feel that way, you
• 2:19:16
  don't, Yeah, she's amazing, low key, you don't like her,
• 2:19:20
  don't really have friends like that, stays out of the way, relates to
• 2:19:24
  everything, or already knows she's really understanding. But sometimes in the back of
• 2:19:28
  my head, I think to myself, do you really think you can spend
• 2:19:31
  the rest of your life with this woman? But yeah, how did you
• 2:19:35
  know that your significant other? He's just a young boy four, she's young.
• 2:19:41
  But also if he's questioning it, if you're questioning yourself like this is
• 2:19:46
  not it. I'm asking a bunch of random people stop stop stop saying it.
• 2:19:50
  He's asking us because we're so wise. Listen, young niggas, young
• 2:19:54
  niggas, bro stop living everything on the internet, because I think I know
• 2:19:58
  where it's come from. Okay, if people have that, when they know
• 2:20:01
  that little trend like when I hate my girlfriend, those are jokes, Okay,
• 2:20:11
  jokes Niggas who like their girlfriend, Yeah, those thoughts come across,
• 2:20:16
  but they don't hate their girlfriend. Nobody seriously goes to the point where like
• 2:20:20
  I want to break up. Like, if your thoughts go to I don't
• 2:20:24
  know whether I want to marry her or break up with her. That spectrum
• 2:20:28
  of feelings is way too wide, and when it's that wide, it usually
• 2:20:33
  leans to the negative. Or you should just to spare everyone's feelings. Spare
• 2:20:39
  everyone's feelings, get out of there, or you're wasting her time, wasting
• 2:20:43
  your time, stop bro stop young by trying to figure out stuff. Yeah,
• 2:20:48
  but that's not the problem. The problem with that is you're trying to
• 2:20:54
  figure yourself up, figure yourself out and your feelings. But the whole time
• 2:20:58
  you're doing that, there's a woman right there that's like really liking you.
• 2:21:01
  I mean, hopefully he's not cheating. And I get that because I've been
• 2:21:07
  there. I've been there, like I don't know where I'm at, But
• 2:21:11
  it's a chick really liking me. But you got you as taken from someone
• 2:21:18
  who's hurt feelings before. It's not good to do that, and if there's
• 2:21:22
  a way for you to get out of doing that, do not do that.
• 2:21:26
  Yeah, And the people that i've the women that I've done that to
• 2:21:31
  before are you. Sorry. Of course I'm sorry, and I've apologized to
• 2:21:39
  them. Good job, growth, growth growth. It was back in that
• 2:21:45
  age. I would never I would just be like, let it, chalk
• 2:21:46
  it up to the game. Chalk it up to the game, because you
• 2:21:50
  were young. That's what I'm saying. Like, which one to top it
• 2:21:54
  about him? What? Oh? No? What? No? Nope,
• 2:22:01
  it's alredy leaded deleted? Oh wait, no don't. Why can't we see
• 2:22:07
  it? I just wanted to know the question. We didn't have to do
• 2:22:09
  it right here. I'll say it after it, screenshot it at least again.
• 2:22:13
  Jesus, I won't forget. Definitely forget. Well, the pot's over
• 2:22:16
  now, so we're going for four hours? No? The fuck? We
• 2:22:24
  not? What type of last question? Who would win a versus Plies or
• 2:22:28
  Boosy? What Boosy? Who fifty to fifty? Boosy shut it off?
• 2:22:35
  But his motherfucker please Jesus and the white Oh I forgot what? That's not
• 2:22:43
  boosy song. It's definitely not so yeah, you can't do that that.
• 2:22:48
  You can't be asked the cow. But then you got a bus baby shay
• 2:22:54
  Shine lies plas Plats school. But I think also depends on where yet,
• 2:23:03
  where you at Florida because you're in Louisiana. Boy ran off on the blood
• 2:23:09
  twice. Next question, God, damn. Yeah, I'm gonna try to
• 2:23:15
  shorten it somehow. Have you ever known a man to stop talking to a
• 2:23:20
  woman because they have a UTI or stop talking to a woman because of something
• 2:23:24
  else like that? I was talking with this guy and we were regularly having
• 2:23:28
  sex, and I ended up with getting what is what is? Bb?
• 2:23:33
  Okay, Yeah, that's what I thought. Right before we were supposed to
• 2:23:35
  link up after weeks of not seeing each other, I told him that I
• 2:23:39
  had BV and needed to go to the doctor and get meds that we couldn't
• 2:23:43
  link up and take a week for it to clear. Instead of what I
• 2:23:46
  expected, which was concerned. Shortly, Shorty was mad about being horny and
• 2:23:52
  didn't even ask if I was good, but wanted to make it seem like
• 2:23:56
  he wasn't mad about not being able to get his nut, just confus was
• 2:24:00
  on how I got BV. After that conversation, I texted him to reschedule
• 2:24:03
  the link after the infection was gone, and he never texted back. Eh,
• 2:24:09
  He's not like a young nigga like you know, a shitty guy,
• 2:24:11
  yeah, or young nigga like U C I S and stuff like that,
• 2:24:15
  and like it's not like you guys fucking he thinks that. He probably think
• 2:24:18
  he's like, oh god, it's dirty, bitch, Like he don't.
• 2:24:22
  I don't think he realizes, like how how cammon those type of things are.
• 2:24:26
  But I'm sure you can't even get dirty. Yeah, no, you
• 2:24:37
  dodged the bullet there, it's fine. Just let him go. Yeah,
• 2:24:39
  you're good, You're you're doing just fine. That's pretty funny. Served yourself,
• 2:24:46
  saved yourself a useless body. Useless body, I mean, yeah,
• 2:24:52
  have Oh it's something real. It said, have any of you ever tried
• 2:24:58
  a Texas twinkie? When they said this, I thought this was like some
• 2:25:01
  urban dictionary sex is that it's not it's a food item. No, it's
• 2:25:07
  actual. Oh of course you would know that. See, I would only
• 2:25:13
  assume if it's not a sex it's a food item. What the hell?
• 2:25:16
  So it looks like gelapanos wrapped in bacon? Oh? Thanks? Like,
• 2:25:24
  what's jalapenos wrapped in bacon with a brisk Yes, I'm like, what the
• 2:25:31
  fuck is he talking about? That's why I just pronounced that. I don't
• 2:25:35
  think we've ever had I've never had anything like that, gelapinos wrapped in bacon
• 2:25:39
  stuff with him. Get some kind of cheese. Yeah. Next question,
• 2:25:46
  Thiga said like, and then said, we're in America. We pronounced our
• 2:25:52
  jay's. This is another wild one. Would you rather fight ten miniature michaels
• 2:26:03
  five shack size Elsie's I mean that sounds like a bad one fight or Keene
• 2:26:09
  will die off an adderall three perk thirties washed down with fireball. Jesus Christ,
• 2:26:15
  I'm fighting the mics. I'm fighting the mics. What do you think
• 2:26:20
  I am? They're small and slow. I don't want even want to fight
• 2:26:30
  one Elsie size shack. I don't want to fight Shack. I don't want
• 2:26:33
  to five of them. I'm going to die. Now's death and then one
• 2:26:39
  of her thirty and fireball. So not only is your dick hard, you're
• 2:26:45
  very aggressive. It's like fighting a fucking Clydesdale, horny Clydesdale. You don't
• 2:26:54
  know what he's gonna get that, but get that butt. Yeah, that
• 2:27:01
  might be the top of the ones that because at least Elsie you're just getting
• 2:27:07
  your ass beat. You're not your ass beat like getting penetrated. They made
• 2:27:15
  no promises. They had on a fire in his eyes with the cock ring
• 2:27:18
  on the balls in the cocker, all years of what that's like five nights
• 2:27:31
  and Freddy's it's just in the corners. Hit it vibrating. Wake up,
• 2:27:37
  I'm going to get your butt out. Don't move, don't move, don't
• 2:27:41
  move. You feel like conscious, but you can't move. You feel like,
• 2:27:43
  oh my god, motherfucking pe people are for rolysis. Horrible. No,
• 2:27:52
  thank you, no, sir, small mics. Yeah, one more.
• 2:28:00
  Oh sure, if you want. I thought that was a good one.
• 2:28:03
  It's gonna round it up to thirty. We almost there. Okay,
• 2:28:05
  okay, what yeah, make it quig right possible. Oh god, if
• 2:28:16
  you want to reach me, oh me, be me, reach me,
• 2:28:22
  doesn't matter what, it doesn't matter. Man. Which show do you guys
• 2:28:30
  think was racist growing up? Oh jesus, what would you say? Like,
• 2:28:33
  I ain't watching the show there's racist? Said mine was a duck dynasty
• 2:28:37
  and American Chopper of course. Okay, you picked me and my brother's played
• 2:28:43
  American Chopper game on like place. You said that she was fine. I
• 2:28:46
  definitely wasn't playing duck Dynasty because they very racist. They might not have been,
• 2:28:50
  but they had the attire of a racist person in my head. Pawn
• 2:28:54
  Stars came off as racist to me. I don't know why. I was
• 2:28:58
  just like, what is this? I think they just scammers. Maybe maybe
• 2:29:01
  it's the TV channel, the History Channel. Was that history down pretty sure
• 2:29:07
  is possible? Racist history? Race and racist Dog the Bounty Hunter. Yes,
• 2:29:15
  you were right on the nose about that one, Dog the Bounty You
• 2:29:20
  gotta do you have a black one. You gotta hit your life together.
• 2:29:24
  Nigger brother, He said that, go with Christ. Give a cigarette brother
• 2:29:31
  to have his fucking knee in his back. You gotta pay those parking checkers,
• 2:29:35
  nigger brother dog texts, Uh alright, I don't know. Well,
• 2:29:45
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• 2:29:50
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  so we gotta get it. We don't have to read that. We absolutely
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  need to read the least two pages a day. We definitely don't at least
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  a couple of passages. It's not yet like what come on, come on,
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  dad jokes. I want to read my baby. Dad stole my ultimate
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  yourself on, behalf of your friends, your mom. You know what I'm
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  saying. Do that your dog make me. You know Wally has four's YouTuber
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  council. He subscribe everyone, So Nick has one from the grave. You
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  guys, for listen. That dog has one too. I love.
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  We're talking about a lot of things. We we the one thing, yo.
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  That's how I know. I'm sorry this that this is the one thing.
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  This is the one thing that gets Keenan to tighten up. Keenan,
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  don't tighten up about nothing. We are talking about his family. But when
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  we bring up that nigga, Nick, he like, all right, jokes
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  over, no fun. It's done. Cocking and his cocking ball. We're
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  talking about fucking candy. Were talking about everything. We bring up that nigga
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  trauma. We're talking about him getting beat down physically like a dog in the
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  street. But you bring up that Nicholas, nigga. It's it's like it's
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  war because you're trying to use my dead homie for funnies. Nigga, you
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  talk about our actual dead friend. Start dead friend to start lying for real.
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  But we bring up damn canine that he had told ship you go.
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  He never ate his own ship, you mother fucker. Let me tell you
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  port about that. He never read his own ship. He was a good
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  dog, na homie he does. You don't play about that dog for real.
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  You don't play given it now. He's not playing down, he's not
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  having no fun right now. I'm good. I have to make it up
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  to him. I don't know what I'm gonna get him, but I'm gonna
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  get him some candy or something. He got the name Nick from because I
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  was a kid. I watched Nickelodeon a lot. I was like, let's
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  name a nick nice. Oh that's oh, that's nice. Oh and he
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  was a homie. Good thing. He didn't name cat dog or something.
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  There's no cat, so I named cat dog show Nick. You're a child,
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  I don't know. I wasn't a dumb child. I can see that
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  there's no cat. How old were you when you had when we got nick
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  in ninety nine? Was that seven? I think it died like three days
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  ago. The old shit. Nah, I think they died in like twenty
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  sixteen. That's still old as hell. You got you got your warranty and
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  then something exactly. He lived a long life. That nigga lived through three
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  PlayStation generations. He's that's a good dog. He said, two thousands,
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  what do you say? Yeah, he might have lived like four come out.
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  He might have seen four playstames. Most dogs. He might have saw
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  the announcement for five. To be honest, he might have had the rumor
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  of the room for five. He was iry. He was definitely around for
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  PS four. He was around for four. Definitely round for four YO.
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  Four PlayStation generations. That's good, like two three, because he wasn't around
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  for the regular PS. Yes it is. It came out ninety nine.
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  He was you got him in ninety nine. He was around for the PS
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  one. Yeah. PS two came out like two thousand and two, two
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  thousand and three. Yeah, I saw three thousand. Actually the PS came
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  out in two thousand, so there's no way that the PS came out in
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  ninety nine. But he saw that. But he was around for the PS
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  one. He s the PS one, of the PS two, the p
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  S three and the PS four, PS get two. He's good, be
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  grateful. I am, That's what I say. Music. And he saw
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  the PSP he the PS. Damn did you see the PS veta? No
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  making. He might have made it. He might have made it. He
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  might have seen the vita he made. He made made it to the veta.
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  It's all the PlayStations that nigga saw, mothers, all ten iPhone,
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  all the crazy taxis, crazy taxes. Okay, that nigga made it.
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  Bro. He saw the the game boys, the d s, the three
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  d s. Thank you for listening. Pokemon generations come back next week.
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  We appreciate everybody. All right, We're not to talk about it with silver.
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  Christian Marie was sapphire Emerald, black, whack black white black two white
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  too. He seemed over six hundred Pokemon. He's good. He's good,
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  dude, He's good. Wherever dogs are. He unforced the wall. Huh
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  huh, you got him. Comedian on the walls. Everybody