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NFC North Unfiltered 2026 Week 2 Recap: Packers Escape, Bears Got SKOL'd & Lions Face Josh Allen · DadBodSportsCards Podcast

• DadBodSportsCards: Welcome to the Dabod Sports Card Podcast. FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: This is the second episode of the NFC North Unleashed. We got a lot to fucking say today. One thing I will say is football will fucking humble you in a heartbeat. Everybody knows how much I was up Ben Johnson's fucking asshole and licking his balls all week after that 59-point. Yes, exactly. Like I'm even hitting the taint there. But you know, this week, totally different story. All right. Keck: Where's that clip from last show? That the part where DadBodSportsCards: I'll I'll put it on the d as the intro. Keck: it says you can't stop this offense. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, well I'll I'll I'll put it at this at the beginning. It's all right. It's Keck: Three point. DadBodSportsCards: all right. Cause everybody knows, like, no excuses. Like I'm always accessible. You guys can always pile on me. I will say mean things back, as our group chat knows. Personal mean things, you know. But you're you're right, because I you're right, because like Keck: personal mean thing like I'm the fan guy in the groove for no reason. I was even fr I wasn't even arguing no one. DadBodSportsCards: as as I'm having my meltdown and and Wanting to do bad Keck: Catching phrase. DadBodSportsCards: things to myself while watching the fucking Bears play today, but I'm still in a 4,500 square foot house watching on a 98-inch TV, and right here's a 77-inch TV. I'm good, but I just get angry. Keck: Wow, you're so much better than everybody in here. DadBodSportsCards: I am. Well, not better, not better. Like, I mean, you guys are better people. I'll give you that. You're but you're better people. I don't ever say I'm a good person. I already know I'm a bad person. All right. So we we don't have a Pacros rep here because he's too busy being a beta putting his kids to bed. Because he doesn't want his wife doing it. So he won't be here today. I have another Packers FlintTown: Thank DadBodSportsCards: fan who I can't get a hold of today. So he he didn't I didn't hear anything back from him. So we will talk about the Packers game first. the Packers and Jets. So a little bit of a quick recap. The Packers finally came back in the fourth quarter. They were losing 17 to 7 against the Jets in New York, New York, New Jersey. And they came Keck: Neal Smith baby. DadBodSportsCards: back, tied it up in overtime. Yep. Tied it up in overtime 20 to 20, and then eventually, or I'm sorry, 17 to 17, and then eventually winning an overtime with a game winning field goal 2017. So they knocked their they got rid of their sixth game losing streak. they found a way to win. I mean, it was a it was a grit win for them. and I mean if you're a Packers fan, you gotta be happy about that. You finally got that winning without my winning without Michael Parsons over over your whatever the fucking hurdle. You you jumped over that hurdle. I can't even speak because I'm so pissed about the Bears. All right, so I will let you guys talk about what what what are some things that you I I know you guys probably didn't watch the Packers and Jets game, but you probably at least watch the highlights of it and everything. Keck: I watched whatever they had on TV, yeah, I didn't see I d I seen some of the stuff, yeah. FlintTown: I seen the end, like they were coming back, but I think... They looked horrible. They did. The Packers looked horrible. Yeah. Like even though... DadBodSportsCards: Who who the Packers did? They did for a a lot of the for a lot of the game. I mean FlintTown: Maybe Jets are a lot better than we thought and expected. mean, Jets defense does look good and Aaron Glenn has DadBodSportsCards: Mm-hmm. FlintTown: them on the right path. Aaron Glenn is a great defensive mind, so I don't not see him in that defense, you know. Keck: Yeah, defense is gonna be their strong point all year. FlintTown: Yes, yeah, but I mean, they moved the ball too, you know, like. Keck: Brees Hall and they can't get him going. It's DadBodSportsCards: Well la last week he had a good game. This week I don't think he did. But but they Keck: Well but I mean like he was last year and that and like all the stuff with him, it's like he's so good but he's just held back I think he's held back. That's DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Keck: how Gino's gonna be held back better than more than when he was out in Seattle or in in LA or Las Vegas, I mean. DadBodSportsCards: Who was their quarterback last year? Was it I can't even remember who the quarterback was last year. FlintTown: I can't either. I think they got hurt though. DadBodSportsCards: Was it was just was Justin Fields their quarterback last year for a little bit? Was it? Okay. So, yeah. Keck: No. Fields. Fields Fields and then somebody else came in after him too, 'cause I Fields wasn't very good, so FlintTown: Justin Fields, yeah. DadBodSportsCards: And that's one of the reasons why they could be looking better, too, is because I mean Geno Smith isn't great, but at least he but he's actually a little stable. He's a he's a gunslinger. He yeah, he's a gunslinger. FlintTown: They actually have a serviceable. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: He'll throw it down the field. He'll throw it to Garrett Wilson like 15 times a game just because he knows that's their really only good wide receiver and everything. Keck: Yeah. He hit a touchdown. DadBodSportsCards: so Yeah, yeah. He had a touchdown. He had a couple good catches because I was watching the overtime, like fourth quarter and overtime because the Bears cause when the Bears game is on, I don't multiview. I just had the Bears game is on. I'm either ecstatic watching the Bears game or I feel like I'm getting fucking sliced to death watching the Bears. So I keep it on. I don't have multiview. But after the Bears game was over, after we got our asses kicked, I I did put on multi view and then I saw the Packers and Jets and I watched a little bit of the End of the fourth quarter and I mean the Jets they they just gave that game away. They had that game. and I was feeling pretty good. Like, all right, well, you know, the Bears got shellacked, at least the Packers will lose against the Jets, and that's not what happened. so I Yep, go ahead. Keck: Thought all the teams were gonna lose besides the Vikings. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I said, like what I said at the beginning of this, like football will humble humble you. Just outside of the NFC North, like all the games this week, just like real quick, like Cleveland beat the Bucs, the Saints beat the Ravens, like the Titans almost beat the Eagles. Like it's it's just crazy. Like my buddy sent me this morning, he's like, Hey, I I put a parlay on the Bucks beating Cleveland, the Ravens beating the Saints, and Keck: Right. DadBodSportsCards: the Eagles beating the Tyson or the Titans. And I'm like, dude, that's a lock. That's a safe bet. Lock, put money on it, you're good. And he's yeah, he's like, I did. And then and then at four o'clock, I was like, man, that didn't age well at all. Like I I would have for sure that those were locks and everything. But I mean, like, but geez. I will say this to keep this NFC North related, I will say this that I do think, and it and it pains me to say this. Keck: Night. FlintTown: hahahaha DadBodSportsCards: But sometimes, you know, I mean, I have to be like objective, subject I don't fucking know. One of those objectives. One of those objectives, right? That the most balanced team in our division in the NFC North is the Green Bay Packers. They're the most balanced team. Minnesota has the best defense probably, but their offense was awful. Yeah, their offense is awful. Carson Wentz ain't it. Like that offense, they don't have a quarterback. FlintTown: you gonna say? Yeah. Yeah. I know. DadBodSportsCards: And like going into the week, like I wasn't afraid of Carson Wentz, and today showed why. Like Our defense looked decent, but that's because Carson Wentz was playing against us. And the weather, you know, you know, also prevented. Yeah, the Keck: The weather did help either, obviously. DadBodSportsCards: the weather the weather's gonna dampen it, but but still like like Minnesota really should have destroyed it. And we'll get we'll get we'll get to too. But Green Bay is probably the most balanced team. And they're eventually gonna get Jacobs back and they're gonna get Parsons back. So, best offense. I mean, you could say the Lions probably have the best offense. I mean, we'll see where the Bears go from here, but like But the Lions definitely they don't have a good defense either. The Lions defense is bad as the Bears, right? FlintTown: Yeah. Yep. DadBodSportsCards: So, I mean, the Lions defense might be a little bit better than the Bears because you guys at least have a pass rush, right? You got at least Hutch. But FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: People like a DadBodSportsCards: but yeah, but Green Bay, I think, is the most balanced team. they got their first victory of the season, the first victory in the past seven games. So they got over that hump. you guys got Keck: That's the first time Brett Favre was like a rookie in Atlanta. That's DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, with with that losing streak. Yeah. Keck: insane. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Do you guys have any other notes about the the the Packers and Jets? Nope. Okay, neither do I. So we'll move we'll move on to the last Thursday night game, which was the Buffalo Bills at Detroit Lions. Quick recap. That game was just a shootout. It Keck: Not Detroit was at Buffalo. DadBodSportsCards: wasn't really what's that? Keck: Detroit was at Buffalo. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. Detroit was at Buffalo. But that game was a shootout. It wasn't really close. Like the the score's a lot closer than what the actual game Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: was. there was a lot of garbage time stuff. The Lions were able to make a come like come back a little bit and everything. But the Buffalo Bills won 41 to 31. Josh Allen is a fucking superstar. what he's he's very good. He's very good. And, you know, like when I was watching the game, I'm like, they they just couldn't stop him. They could they couldn't stop him. Josh Allen's too good. I mean Keck: He's so DadBodSportsCards: He's just a Keck: it was fourteen nothing before he got to three minute mark. What the fuck? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, he he's just a he's just a he's just a monster. and then you know, the Bills pass rush was getting to golf a little bit. Goff I mean yeah, golf can't Keck: That right side worked so bad. DadBodSportsCards: golf can't scramble at all. And like, you know, he's he has to get rid of it. Like they have to play on time and everything. I'll I'll give the floor to you guys because even though Flint fell asleep because his team was getting shellacked, well FlintTown: Keck, Keck, you ought to go first. DadBodSportsCards: we'll have you guys talk about the Lions and Bills. Keck: Well, FlintTown: You can go first, Kuck. Keck: even even you know you you don't s you say, we're gonna come in this week and we're probably gonna lose, I mean I'm a I'm a realist when it comes to that. I I I get it. Like we don't have a defense in jazz. We're playing Josh Allen. I mean I didn't expect to win the game, but I like, it'd be cool if we came kept it really close like last year when it was back and forth, back and forth. But we fell down so early so fast it was almost like there was just not a chance. Amonrod didn't come on till what, second quarter, maybe. He got his first catch of the second quarter. And DadBodSportsCards: Mm-hmm. Keck: they planned for Gibbs to run the ball because they know he's good and he he I mean he did okay, nothing crazy. We had that one DadBodSportsCards: Right. Keck: touchdown for the catch and then I don't know, that right side of the line is is not where it's gotta be at right now. He was getting pressure from that side. He I mean a couple times on the left, but the right side was just seemed like it was just always crashing in on him. Didn't like that. FlintTown: Yeah, I dude it. think with the three players that were weren't starters for that line and I know no excuses, right? You could just tell you can tell them our guys that their backups for a reason and. Keck: Fresh. And they're fresh and rookie too, aren't they? FlintTown: No. No, they're veterans. Keck: I thought Mahogany's only a second year, right? He's on the left side. FlintTown: Yeah. Yeah. But like, I feel like Pen A. Sewell was trying to do way too much being the left tackle because he's Keck: Thank you. FlintTown: worried about everybody else on the right of them. And he was trying to like help the right, you know, or help the left guard and the center. Keck: This is it. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: And he couldn't, he couldn't do it all. Cause like literally he had two fresh guys that were next to him. And then Tate Ratlich had two guys in, you know, on either side of him. them two guys are actually good, you know, offensive linemen. And then you have three guys that don't know what they're doing and they're just like. Keck: Yeah, he FlintTown: Buffalo blew right through us, blew Keck: could tell it was Yeah. FlintTown: right through our line. Keck: And I thought Buffalo's defense wasn't gonna be that great this year. I didn't think it was gonna be outstanding. They're not outstanding, but like the way that they came in on us and how they held us to that's so the first th the first possession of three and out, and then they got the ball back scored right away, it's fourteen nothing, like the f what like literally three or four, five five minutes in the game. It was like nope. FlintTown: They knew what to do. They knew to blitz and where to blitz at because they knew Keck: yeah. You blitz on a weak island. FlintTown: you blitz on guys that aren't ready for it. And the guys that weren't ready for it was the left guard center and the right tackle. They weren't ready for it. DadBodSportsCards: So yeah, so like to me, the Buffalo Bills and the Detroit Lions have the same problem is like the Bills have a pass rush. They have some defensive ends that can get to the quarterback, FlintTown: Mm-hmm. DadBodSportsCards: right? So they do have some pass rushers that that get to the quarterback, just like you guys have Hutch and then you guys have other players that will step up. Sometimes every now and then Campbell will come up, you as a as a linebacker blitz and everything. But but your secondary, your secondary is bad. The Bills secondary is bad as well. And the difference in that game was just you had the Bills had a better quarterback. Like offensively, FlintTown: Yes. DadBodSportsCards: offensively, skill players, like it's probably safe to say that the Lions have better skill players than the Bills at r at running back. Like Gibbs, I would take over James Cook. Amonra, I would take FlintTown: Yep. James Cook's good. DadBodSportsCards: James Cook's good, but he's not Gibbs, right? So like I would I would FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: say Gibbs is better. And then also like Cook, like he's not gonna score a lot of touchdowns because Josh Allen takes them all at the goal line. That's another one. Like whoever's FlintTown: Yes. Yep. Yep. DadBodSportsCards: setting in our group chat that fucking varsity blues. thing where I I don't know if it was in the group chat. I get I've gotten so many messages this week, but like do you know the varsity blues like that running back in the movie? He only scores from ten yards out because anything in between like it like to goal, like they either pass it to Tweeter, I think was his name, or or the or Johnny Mox will run it in and everything. Same thing. Josh Allen is running it in. James Cook is that running back from from varsity blues. Lance, Lance. Well yeah, Lance. Yeah. Yeah. Keck: Yeah. No, it it was Lance. Lance he was the first one and then he got hurt. Paul Walker. DadBodSportsCards: Yep, yep. Then Lance got hurt. The Paul Walker. Paul Walker got hurt. And then so and then Amonra I would say is better than DJ Moore. Like, I mean, by by far Keck: yeah. He had what he was what he had like what forty FlintTown: But you got hurt right away. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: More? Yeah. Yeah. Keck: He had fourteen catches or something like that and he had like a hundred and forty two yards and a touchdown. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Are you talking about Amonra? Yeah. Yeah. So like skill players wise, except for quarterback, like Josh Allen's a better quarterback than Goff, but that was that was the difference in the game. Was because I mean both teams are pretty much they're kind of built the same. Pass rush, secondary is bad. They just have a better quarterback. Which I talked about last week. Like Goff is gonna be the liability because he can't scramble. And because Keck: I think Josh Allen's probably the best quarterback in the league. DadBodSportsCards: He is. Yeah, I I I would I mean I th I FlintTown: Yeah, I would agree. DadBodSportsCards: I I'd say that's a safe bet, and he's a pocket passer. He's he's you know Keck: Yeah, I mean it is he is what he is, but yeah, we have DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: to protect him if we we're gonna do any good. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. To stay in games. Now, you guys did make a comeback, but it was like kinda garbage time and like that secondary kind of played they played off and everything. And that and that's the nature that's the nature of the N yeah, that's the nat that's Keck: Yeah, but every team gets at her down throughout the fourth quarter. I mean DadBodSportsCards: the nature of the NFL. It's like you come back and then sometimes you're able to carry that momentum and actually come back, like if your defense could eventually get a stop, but they couldn't get Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: a stop on Josh Allen. Yeah. FlintTown: Like I gotta say though, like Detroit has to get their head out of their ass and figure out what we're gonna do because I know we won't figure out the line till everybody's back in and that's looks like week after week four. know, Blake Miller, if we would have played today, Sunday Blake Miller was probably good to go. It was that quick turnaround. So it would have helped a little bit, but we won't really know what that line is good. Keck: I still don't think him alone, but yeah, it's FlintTown: We won't know what the line is good till after week four. And Keck: Trade Laporta. FlintTown: the biggest weakness I feel is that secondary. Like it's just garbage. They're not in position or whatever. Like our defensive Keck: Yeah. Trade La Porta for FlintTown: coordinator needs to figure something out and put guys in the right positions. Keck: Or our front office needs to do something. FlintTown: Yeah, or the guys up front need to... What? Keck: Laporto. I mean, I like Laporta, I don't lose him but FlintTown: What are you talking about the offense that I'm talking about defense for? Keck: I know to get somebody for the defense, you dickwad. Jesus, DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha. Keck: Simony, you don't listen. DadBodSportsCards: But you're not gonna be you FlintTown: I get DadBodSportsCards: but you're not gonna get a good defensive player for Laporta. Laporta Laporta's like a fourth or fifth round draft pick. Keck: Well, that and some other stuff we can. Who cares? We need to FlintTown: Exactly! Keck: figure this out now or it's not we're not gonna do anything this year. DadBodSportsCards: Well FlintTown: But that's what I'm saying. They gotta figure something out. And I wouldn't trade La Porta. Keck: Yeah, they're biggest problems. Offensive line's not their biggest problem. It's a big problem, but it's not their biggest. FlintTown: What their defensive end or their defensive. Keck: You put the DadBodSportsCards: Well, y you guys made the phone call for Joey Porta or Por FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Porta Joey Porter FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: Yeah, I don't know what happened with that. I heard about that. DadBodSportsCards: Well, I mean it's it I mean it's gonna take a c it's gonna take a couple weeks. Like trades just don't happen like overnight or in in the week. It's gonna it's gonna it's it's FlintTown: Yeah, yeah, right away. Keck: Well I know. I I just I don't I didn't hear anything from it. DadBodSportsCards: gonna take some. Like the Steelers are probably like, hey, give us a first round pick, and the lion's like, well, no, he's not a worth first round pick, so you got to go through that. And then the Steelers, FlintTown: We'll give a second third, I would. DadBodSportsCards: maybe, yeah, and then but and the Steelers are like, okay, we'll hold off on it until see how desperate you guys get. Like, who do you guys play FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: next week? FlintTown: Jets. Keck: Yeah. Yep, it is a dress. DadBodSportsCards: Okay, okay. So that should be that should be that should be a win. Keck: I mean yeah. Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah, should be. They should DadBodSportsCards: I mean it should be. It should be. FlintTown: be. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. So I mean you guys can start FlintTown: It should be a one. DadBodSportsCards: off you guys can start off two and one and then the FlintTown: two in one. DadBodSportsCards: Packers the Packers play Thursday night against the Falcons. They could start off two and one, you know, despite Keck: The Falcons What happened? I know. I they DadBodSportsCards: They have no quarterback. Like quarterback is everything in this league. They have no quarterback. Keck: have my gosh, I seen the score and Bijan ha didn't have much for he didn't even do great today either. I'm like Drake London had like three points. I'm like, wow. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. And I think Drake London got into it with a fan. I I just saw a quick highlight of that. Yeah. Like I think well, I think Keck: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: Really? wow. DadBodSportsCards: he was talking he was talking yelling trash because I think a fan said something to him that pissed him off. Like something that like they the fans shouldn't have said. Like it maybe wasn't FlintTown: Yeah. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: non football related. I mean he didn't he didn't pull a DK Metcalf and punch a Lions fan. He didn't do that. Yeah. But but the p the the Packers could start off, you know, t two and one after the Atlanta game. You guys could be at two and one. FlintTown: That's crazy. That was crazy. DadBodSportsCards: My Bears play the Eagles next, so we could be one and two. Like the Eagles aren't easy. They're not that's even though they struggled against Tennessee, but still the Eagles are a good team. Yeah, FlintTown: Yeah. No, Eagles are good. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: he got he got hurt. He eventually came back, 'cause I have him in fantasy, but he eventually came back. He 'cause he got hurt Keck: he did okay. DadBodSportsCards: he got hurt on the first play of the game and then he ended the game with four carries. So he came back late in in in that game. So I think he had like some kind of shoulder injury and everything. Keck: I thought all his points he had they said he had a stinger. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. Keck: So I yeah, I I I thought all his points came from before he got hurt and I didn't know he came back. I didn't DadBodSportsCards: No, no, no. Cause he had one carry, zero yards, and then he was out. Cause I had him in fantasy. I was like, there goes my day. Fantasy-wise, I got my ass kicked. Keck: Dude, I won nine of my ten leagues. I that that DadBodSportsCards: That's that's awesome. I I th Keck: doesn't happen. DadBodSportsCards: I think I'm in seven. I think I'm in six or seven. I I I lost all but one, I think. And that and the ones that I was competitive in, I didn't have Caleb as my quarterback. Keck: All but one? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. And like it was my it was actually the two quarterback leagues I'm in, cause neither one of those quarterback leagues I have Caleb because I didn't realize there were two quarterback leag starters until middle of the draft. And so I was hoping to get Caleb later, but people were drafting him in the first round. So but I mean I did better in those leagues 'cause Caleb got hurt, you know, and and all that. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: But and he also had an awful game. All right. Anything else with the Lions and fucking Bills? Are we FlintTown: They just, they got their ass shown. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. I mean Yeah. FlintTown: And I knew they were gonna lose, but I didn't think it was gonna be like that. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. I mean you're it's potentially they're the best the Bills are the best team in the league. So if you're gonna if you're gonna lose if you're gonna lose, Keck: Yeah, and I would have I knew they were gonna lose, but FlintTown: There we DadBodSportsCards: that's a one to lose. Yeah. Keck: Yeah, that's it. I didn't know they were gonna lose, but I had a feeling like we're probably not gonna win this game, but if we do it's good. But DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Keck: I'm not surprised if we do lose, you know, because I mean the bills are the bills they can score points. DadBodSportsCards: Un unless your name's Carter Gambit and he's I knew we were gonna lose. So what's the point of even watching? Fuck that guy. All right. All right. Next game will be the game that I will fucking rant about because I ran into how great the Bears were after week one and how great Ben Johnson is. And I will let him, you know, pee in my butt and fucking get me pregnant and everything. Yes, pee in my butt. I said that. You they don't really love you until you pee in they you pee in their butt. And that's how they knew that's how they know. Keck: I I heard, I've heard. DadBodSportsCards: Yes. So, card game, you're getting married in a few weeks. So if you haven't pee in your butt yet, you gotta do it. That's how you know she loves you. If not, you're gonna get divorced eventually. All right. So, anyways, FlintTown: Just done. DadBodSportsCards: anyways, the Chicago Bears versus Minnesota Vikings. All week leading up to this game, everybody was talking about Ben Johnson versus Brian Flores. Flores' defense versus Ben Johnson's offense. Ben Johnson's five and one in the career against Flores. Granted, four of them. Was with the Lions. They were he was four and with the Lions, and then he's been one and one with the Bears and now one and two. So now he's five and two against Flores. and sure enough, everybody thought, you know, it's gonna be a high scoring game. I thought the Bears were gonna put up 40 to make a statement because so that the first week wasn't a fluke, and we put up fucking three points. So the Minnesota Vikings defeated the Chicago Bears at Chicago's home opener nine to three. And it wasn't just a defeat, it was like this was a true like back in the day. Vikings coming to your fucking town and raping and pillaging everyone. And that's what they did to the Bears during FlintTown: Great game. DadBodSportsCards: this game. That's the whole game. The whole game I felt like I was getting those little, you know how they say the Chinese torch? Yeah, the little, yeah, Keck: Little ginger's popping out everywhere. DadBodSportsCards: all that. And like, you know, like all the like when they say Chinese torture, you know, when you do all that stuff. That's what the game fucking felt like for me to throw an Asian reference in there. Like it felt like Chinese torture. So I will let you two talk about it before I go on my rant about. Ben Johnson. So what Keck: You said it four times. DadBodSportsCards: what? About what? Said what? I did. I I I truly believe we were gonna put up over forty. Part of me I actually Keck: They're gonna score more than forty points. At least more times. DadBodSportsCards: thought, like, hey, we're gonna put up fifty. Just because Ben Johnson's an asshole, he's gonna do it. but yeah, like I I don't know if you guys watched the whole game or just part of the game at all, but like give me your thoughts. Yeah. Keck: Now watch pretty much the whole thing. Go ahead, Flint. FlintTown: I watched the whole thing. it was a defensive battle. It was. And with the weather, I, I could see that that's probably why I said keep running the ball because throwing the ball in that weather more times, more times it's getting deflected or tipped or Fumbles and we've seen a lot of fumbles we did right at the goal line Wasn't in that twice right at the goal line DadBodSportsCards: No, we just fumbled once at the goal line. It was just swift. Yeah. Keck: It was just swift. FlintTown: Yeah, Swift fumbled it right at the goal line. Keck: Doing pretty well. FlintTown: What? Keck: Swift I I I was just saying Swi he's doing pretty good so far. FlintTown: Yeah, he's doing pretty good. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, so just to give just to give the stats, like Swift ran the ball sixteen times for forty-five yards. He did have five catches for fifty-four yards, but one of those catches was like thirty-two. And the Monung guy had ten carries for forty-seven yards. Caleb had forty-two yards rushing. As a team, we had 134 yards rushing at four point three average per carry. I mean, that's sound that's no, that was this that was this well, no, la Keck: What what was last week? No, what was DadBodSportsCards: last week we rushed for two hundred ninety-one. So yeah. So I mean, if Keck: Yeah, yeah. So that's a huge I mean that's FlintTown: in the US. DadBodSportsCards: Even a hundred and forty three yards isn't bad, especially in the type of game this was, but but I I I'll let you guys talk 'cause I have my own opinions about the whole fucking running thing. FlintTown: Like I think they should have started passing the ball a little bit more, but I do, do. You got to keep it on the ground, especially in the weather. the bad thing is the Vikings don't have a quarterback and S and they still. Keck: Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: And they still find ways to win. And it's crazy. Like, I mean, Brian Flores is a defensive genius and I'm shocked he hasn't got a head coaching job yet. He should have. He should have been a head coach for a long time already. But, it was a tough game to watch. It was. And then it didn't help that Caleb got hurt right at the end. Cause you guys could have won. came down to right at the end, DadBodSportsCards: At the end, yeah. FlintTown: you know, right at the red zone where Keck: Mm-hmm. FlintTown: if Caleb would have been in that position, I think you guys would have won because then you have his mobility to run in for a touchdown. But that's. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. What you got, RK? What you got? Keck: It definitely has mobility. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. FlintTown: Is that the word of the day? Mobability? Keck: Mobility. No, I still think at the end if Caleb was in, I don't know. I I mean he definitely gives you a better chance, but you guys didn't do anything all day at all. It was so bad. Like I didn't expect that obviously. I didn't expect them to score three points. I'm glad they did 'cause I fucking hate the Bears. But didn't expect it. They're FlintTown: Ha ha ha. Keck: a good team. I'm not saying they're a bad team. I just don't like I'm not gonna talk shit about because I mean I will a little bit, but during periods DadBodSportsCards: You should talk shit about him. Cause I'm about to fucking talk shit about him. You should talk shit about him. Keck: No, but obviously they're a good team. I I respect it. I just don't like But that's how it is. But even with Carson Wentz in there, yeah. Carson Wentz is mid. But no, yeah, but he's played for FlintTown: ass. Yeah. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Dude is trash. He's trash. Keck: so long. He's a he's a s obviously he's a g he's good enough to be on a team still. And none of us even smelled the NFL. So yeah, he's d definitely FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: good to be in the NFL. But yeah, he's not your your favorite backup, but at least he's got experience and Either team throwing the ball that that game was not gonna be great. I mean, I didn't know it was gonna be rain or I wouldn't have started Luther Burton. That's why I asked in the chat, where was Luther Burton next? I'm like, dude, he doesn't even have zero points for me. Like what happened? That was just crazy. I did not expect that. I don't ex DadBodSportsCards: I mean Lovelyn had another Loveland had a bad game too. He only had one one catch for three yards. Keck: Yeah, it's I didn't expect that either. Like I don't expect that out of those guys all the time, but it's happy I'm happy when it happens. FlintTown: What's going on with Kyler Murray too? I was gonna ask that. DadBodSportsCards: I I Keck: Hello. DadBodSportsCards: mean he was just in concussion protocol. I don't think he was I don't he w he wasn't cleared enough in time for this game. So I think they were FlintTown: time. DadBodSportsCards: a little more cautious and they just went with Carson Wentz. Keck: Are they better with Kyler? DadBodSportsCards: I mean we don't we don't know. We don't know. He ha he FlintTown: We don't know. DadBodSportsCards: hasn't been there enough enough time. Keck: Because in his last couple FlintTown: was. Keck: years in Arizona were not good. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Even if you give him FlintTown: I mean, his first throw as a Viking was interception. Yeah. Keck: Was it picked? DadBodSportsCards: Well, the th the thing with the thing with Minnesota is like you know what you have with Carson Wentz. Like and you saw today, like, I mean, he didn't give you much. I mean, they only scored nine points. You know, they got they have they have three field Keck: Yeah. yeah, I get that. DadBodSportsCards: goals. So like I think if Kyler's healthy, he'll he'll be the starter. But what I didn't know Keck: What did Carson have last week? DadBodSportsCards: what did what? Keck: What what did Carson have last week? Was he DadBodSportsCards: Last week he had like three touchdowns because they were coming back. So they Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: had three touchdowns and I think he had like a hundred and forty something yards passing in in his brief time. Yeah. Yeah. Keck: Okay. So mid, I mean especially for fans mid, but DadBodSportsCards: I mean, he he helped lead him back. But I didn't know because I didn't really pay attention because I really pay attention to the Vikings that much. I'll pay more attention to the Packers because I hate them. and then the Lions because Ben Johnson came from the Lions. So I'll pay attention to both those teams more than I do the Vikings. So like I always discredit the Vikings because I'm like, I don't ever think they're a threat. But What I didn't know coming into this game was that they had they had a seven game winning streak coming into this game since last season. I didn't know that. I didn't know they finished the season pretty hot last year. Because like I I hadn't no clue. Yeah, exactly. And like Keck: Yeah. No, well they said that I was like, seven in a row. I'm like no. But yeah. FlintTown: Yeah, they were. DadBodSportsCards: and that's that's a mix with like I I don't even remember that other quarterback's name, but you also had JJ there and everything. A little bit of wentz you had there last year too. So like they were doing it with with quarterback problems. So like Keck: Yeah. what Well, I think I seen that they had the most quarterbacks used since twenty three with like nine DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: or something. They went through they went through a few guys who started one one or two games and that was it, but DadBodSportsCards: Which just shows how good that fucking defense is, which I always look over because I'm like, Well, I mean, yeah, they're a good defense, but they're still Minnesota. Keck: Van Ginkle's pretty good. I like Van Ginkle. DadBodSportsCards: fuck that guy. But FlintTown: A dude. A beast. And he's been Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: a beast. He has. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, he he is. He's he's a scrappy player. Like he FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: I mean, I d is he a is he a top ten anything? No. But he's just a scrappy player. He he's he's not. FlintTown: I don't know man, he's good. Keck: No. DadBodSportsCards: Well, is he is he a linebacker? Yeah, he's not e he's not even a top 20 linebacker in the NFL. He's just good because we know him because we're in the NFC North. We know of him. Outs Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah, lying back. DadBodSportsCards: outside of us and any NFC North fan, everybody's like, who the fuck is this guy? Some guy with a long some guy with a long hair that likes to get pulled. Keck: Yeah, pro yeah, well that that's that's true to say about a lot of people. DadBodSportsCards: You know, at night by fucking other dudes. Like like yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Keck: What? What? I didn't even hear what you said about some other dudes polling somebody. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, because that he's got long hair, doesn't he? Van Van Ginkle or whatever. Van Gaikle. Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: hey, anytime you see a white dude with long hair and a linebacker, gotta be a- you gotta be- like- yeah, he's wild DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. He's a mad he's a he's a Keck: Watch out for him. DadBodSportsCards: he's a madman. He's doing coke off fucking like in the gay bathrooms in Detroit, FlintTown: Thank you. DadBodSportsCards: like just doing lines Keck: In the game? DadBodSportsCards: of coke. And the only reason why I say that, because I was in the army with a dude that told me he used to go to all the gay clubs in Detroit because the bathrooms were the clean the cleanest, and he would do lines of coke off of them. And he wasn't gay at all, but he would do lines of coke with gay dudes just because of how clean those gay bathrooms were. I I mean pro maybe architec, but he was a good buddy of mine. Keck: He's definitely got a handy or two in that bathroom. DadBodSportsCards: He w he was he's a good buddy of mine, you know. Like he does all this MMA stuff. So he so he already does like wrestling with men. But yeah. But he told me that about Detroit. Like Keck: And also. DadBodSportsCards: the best bars were the gay bars because they were the cleanest in Detroit. Can you can can you guys attend can good answer, Flint. Good answer. Flint, like I I was waiting for one of you guys to react, like, yeah, that's kinda true. It is kinda clean. Like FlintTown: I wouldn't know anything about that. I wouldn't know anything about that. I would not know any- Keck: Yeah, you're closer than I am. actually hold on, I'm probably closer than you are. Never mind. No, I s I FlintTown: I dunno. Keck: said I just said this. I have no idea. DadBodSportsCards: Maybe that's why we need a car gambit in here tonight because he would've attested to that those were clean bathrooms in Detroit. Keck: We need a card gambit. DadBodSportsCards: All right. So let let's let's let's talk a little bit about the Bears. Everybody knows, everybody saw, like one of my like I got twenty seven hundred views on Instagram on me talking about the Bears offense. And you know, people were coming at me in the comments. And I can admit I was wrong. I was a hundred percent wrong about Ben Johnson. maybe I need to, you know, lower my expectations for Ben Johnson. because he got out coached today. he I mean he got out coached by Kevin O'Connell. To a degree, but he got more outcoached by Brian Flores. And I think what happened was Ben Johnson might have just listened to the media a little too much. This whole head to head with Flores versus Johnson. We just put up 59 FlintTown: Mm-hmm. DadBodSportsCards: points. Everything was going good. He was riding high. I was riding high all week. Like I said, like I said, Ben Ben Johnson Keck: Yeah. Yeah, you were. FlintTown: No. DadBodSportsCards: could have Ben Johnson could have peed in my butt and I would have been okay with it this week. All right. But that now, now. FlintTown: Thank you. Keck: Eating my butt. DadBodSportsCards: Now let's let's let's let's taper off that that excitement and let's get back to reality. We lost this game because of Ben Johnson. Because Ben Johnson is too proud and didn't want to switch anything up. And the way he game plan all week, I think he thought we would be able to out out fucking what what's what's the word I'm looking for? Like out duel, be more aggressive than Minnesota's defense. And that was not the case at all. And that's why in my I mean Dom and I were texting during the game. And Dom and I were going back and forth because he's we need to run the ball. I'm fuck running the ball. Because you and I'm glad you said it flint. It's like, you got to run the ball, run the ball, run the ball, especially in this kind of weather. Fuck that. Like, like, and the reason Keck: I I I agree with that too. That that's what I would have done. DadBodSportsCards: why I say fuck that is like, I'm not saying I know Kayla better than Ben Johnson. I'm not saying that at all. But I've watched this team enough since last year. There's certain things that you could tell. That's happening to a quarterback during the game. And I can fucking see it on TV. If Caleb can't scramble, like that's a problem. Because one, mentally, he didn't really want to scramble outside the pocket. Because one, he was getting hit pretty hard. And two, nobody FlintTown: Yeah, he was. DadBodSportsCards: was open. Nobody was open. So he's scrambling for nothing and then nobody's open. FlintTown: . DadBodSportsCards: He's he threw a pick on that one. I mean, it was just a bad throw on him. It was a terrible throw. Yeah, it was a terrible throw. Keck: that was a terrible throw. The one when he went across the field. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: And then, you know, like so they they pretty much contained him, which could be the defensive strategy. But like with a defense like that, that's so aggressive and dominating your offensive line, dominating your wide receivers. Because last week we saw our wide receivers and everybody fucking laying into Carolina and controlling everything, being more aggressive. This week we couldn't do that. And then now you're telling me you want to put your back, you want to have Caleb's back. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: back towards Minnesota's defense. That way w as soon as he turns around, he's already got two guys on him and he's got to do some kind of magic to get a to get away, right? So that's why I was texting, spread it out. Like, cause right now what we're doing is not working. What we're you you you Keck: That play was that play with swift at the goal line was the right call. You couldn't run the ball that way. DadBodSportsCards: Well yeah, because we're like three we're like three yards away. I I g I get it. I don't complain about that. What I complain about is he fucking fumbled, right? So he Keck: yeah, I mean yeah. DadBodSportsCards: he fumbled because they keep they kept choosing to run the fucking ball. Which which okay, you could you could do that all you want. But last week when we were up already twelve, fourteen points on Carolina, we were on the inch yard line and he threw the fucking ball because he wanted Caleb to pad the stats, right? We didn't Keck: It wasn't the rain. DadBodSportsCards: Huh? It does it doesn't matter if it was in the rain or not. I don't give a fuck about the rain. Yes. You're gonna have more FlintTown: and DadBodSportsCards: incomplete passes. But Caleb is a fucking gamer. Like stats put the stats away because he already had a bad stat wise already. But like put him in shotgun, spread that defense out and have open up the passing lanes. They're coming at you. He's come they're fucking coming at you. What you got, Flint? FlintTown: Winswift fumbled the ball. Badgett was in by then, right? No, Caleb was. All right. So I DadBodSportsCards: No, no, no, no. That was Caleb. That was still Caleb, yeah. Alright, so FlintTown: agree with you. I agree with you on that. Like they think you're going to run the ball, right? So they should, he should have did like a, like fake off run, swung it out, had the tight end. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Like an RPO or something, yeah. Yeah. FlintTown: Have the tight end go across the middle. They could have. I agree with you actually on that, because I think DadBodSportsCards: Right. I mean our FlintTown: that would have been a better play. DadBodSportsCards: Arkex not wrong. Like that is the right call. He would have scored if he didn't fumble it. Like he was he was getting ready to fall over FlintTown: Yeah, yeah. DadBodSportsCards: the goal line, but he just fumbled the ball. It was just a it was just a bad play. It was just something that bad that happened. But like again, you know me. Like I'm not gonna make excuses. Swift fumbled. And that I mean, that would have given us our only touchdown of the game. And like we didn't even score a touchdown after that. But but you like I was texting Dom and I told him both the times that when we were on on the opponent's side, fourth and one, I text Dom, like, we got take the points. I'm like, I get it. Like, I'm all about Ben Johnson going for fourth and whatever. But the feel of this game for me just watching it, I'm like, we need points. We need points. Keck: Yeah. Yeah. The score of the game, you take the points. DadBodSportsCards: Now, now, granted, we got both fourth downs. We both, but what happened after the first time we went fourth and one and got it? We had 30 yards and penalties right after that. We had to punt the ball. It knocked us out of field goal range because we had like 30 yards of penalties. So if we would have just taken the points, and who knows, maybe it's not guaranteed because fucking Kairo Santos takes forever to fucking kick a ball. And everything. And I was I I was listening. FlintTown: That was wild. DadBodSportsCards: Apparently you want to be able to from snap to kick, you want it to be one point one point two seconds, right? And I think what it was, it was like 1.35, 1.37. Just that point one and up makes a difference in it getting blocked or not, right? Which happened at the at the end of the game. But I don't know. They they he got They game plan probably they were hoping that they could rush the ball on this team and Minnesota just came out and said, You're not running the ball on us. Like, yeah, we got 130 yards as a team. That's not bad, but that's it it didn't do anything. As you're watching the game, like you didn't feel like the one possession coming out of halftime, like they ran the ball down the field. Like, okay. And then Dom's I see told you, you know, we should be running the ball. Like, yeah, and then we fumble at the goal line and everything. I mean, that's just it's just bad luck, but what the fuck ever. But And the reason why I blame the Caleb injury on Ben Johnson is because, yes, it was a pass play, but again, his back was to the defense. And as soon as he turned around, he has to run away from Van Ginkle. And then another, and then he's pointing to Loveland to make a block. And then so he's already, he's not even in pass mode as he turns around out of that play action. He's already got pressure on him. So he has to roll out and try to make a play on his feet. And then, you know, and then he just But what did I do in the chat? Did I complain about him getting injured? No. What did I say? I said, next man up. It's Bajant time. Next man FlintTown: Next man up. DadBodSportsCards: up is Bajant time. Like, injuries happen. Do I have faith in Bajant? Not at all. Keck: I think you're saying it that to help soothe yourself. DadBodSportsCards: What's that? Keck: So you just say that you just say that out loud to help keep yourself calm. They deep down you know and dude says fuck this, this sucks. DadBodSportsCards: Well yeah, next man up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: I I I I thought it based on Caleb's reaction, I thought it was a lot worse. Like I mean we we still won't know 'til tomorrow. Maybe I mean Keck: Well when he was getting caught off the field, it looked like he was crying. I n like nothing nothing against that, but I'm just saying it looked like he was fucking down bad. DadBodSportsCards: What yeah. No, I think I I I think he was in tears because like he understands like I mean, there there's a lot of ex Keck: That's what made me Achilles plus DadBodSportsCards: there's a lot of expectations for the Bears this year. On top of that, he wants to be the first four thousand yard passer. If he's missing six games, that ain't happening. I mean FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: he's he's not gonna be lighting up for five hundred yards every weekend. He's that's not gonna happen. Right. Yeah, yeah. Keck: If he had twenty games he still wanna make it. FlintTown: Not just that, not just that any NFL player, that's their livelihood. That's their like DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. FlintTown: main goal to play every game. Like none of them guys want to miss a game. And it's understandable. Like, you know, Keck: No. Well, 'cause they have DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. And Keck: multiple millions of dollars in these players. I get it. It just FlintTown: No, not just that. It's, the mindset of like, DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: I'm a fighter and I want to win, you know, like any of us, like I'm very motivated and driven. And when someone tells me I can't do something, no, I'm going to do something. DadBodSportsCards: Right. FlintTown: they just, Keck: You can't sell. FlintTown: they just, you know, like when something happens like that with any team. And it puts someone out like, I don't even like, I'm the type of person to like when Detroit plays a team, I want the team to be at its best. don't want the second string guy playing. Like I want to play Keck: No, FlintTown: the best and beat the best. DadBodSportsCards: I don't. I don't. I want every advantage that we can get. FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: no, I g I totally get that, dude. If yeah, or if they're playing their Chiefs and Mahomes is out, I'm like, well, like it man, I wish he was here playing. fuck that. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. FlintTown: Well, okay, I get that, but we all know injuries happen. But I mean... I just, I look at it as like, then there's no, the other team can't be like, you beat us because we didn't have this player. No, I want to beat you. DadBodSportsCards: Well, that's why well, right. And that's that's why my mantra is is no excuses. I don't give a shit about FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: the refs. I don't give a shit about injuries. I don't give a shit about all the other bullshit. At the end of the day, it's whatever the score is at the end of the game with the players that you have despite injuries or whatever, because your team was built right, right? Like, I mean, all of all of our FlintTown: All I gotta say... DadBodSportsCards: all of our teams in the NFC North aren't built right. I mean, Minnesota might be the best FlintTown: No, they're not. DadBodSportsCards: built because they don't have a quarterback and they keep fucking winning with that defense, FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: right? Like their formula is to beat you up with their defense and then And then skate by with, you know, they have a great skill player, Justin Jefferson. Jeffer Jefferson played okay today. He didn't play great, but he as as good as he could, he played with with Carson Wrenz that Carson Wentz in that in that reign. Carson Wrenz. Keck: Yeah. Carson Rand, huh? FlintTown: Yeah. All I, all I gotta say is I know it's not NFC and you said about the, about the refs and I have no dog in this fight, but that was a touchdown for the commanders. DadBodSportsCards: I so I didn't see that play because that was the time when my mom called. So what what happened in that play? Who who's he? Who? Keck: He caught the ball one knee went down as he caught the ball he had control and when it and it moved a little bit while he was in going down when it never touched the ground. FlintTown: But, DadBodSportsCards: Who was it? Who McLaurin? No. okay. Okay. FlintTown: No, it was Diami Brown, I think. Keck: So Yeah. Damn me wrong. FlintTown: So his foot was down as one foot, right? Then Keck: Yeah. Mm-hmm. FlintTown: his knee came down and touched. And when he was falling, like he was falling towards on his back and the ball moved a little bit, but he had control. Yeah, he had. Keck: Yeah, it didn't like bounce around or not. Yeah. It just kinda like moved sideways. FlintTown: it moved sideways but he had control and you can tell like he had a grip yes DadBodSportsCards: So they're saying so they're saying that he lost control while he was yeah. FlintTown: and it like what is a catch anymore that's what i don't understand Keck: And it was rule of time, so I had to overturn that. Right? FlintTown: Yeah! Keck: Yeah. Yeah, 'cause DadBodSportsCards: they overturned it? Keck: it was rule of time. FlintTown: No, they, they ruled it as a touchdown and over tuned it. So like, that's what I don't understand. DadBodSportsCards: Okay, so they overturn it, yeah. FlintTown: I don't understand where, like even the announcers were saying that was a touchdown. DadBodSportsCards: Okay, so so that was in the end zone then. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: So if FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: you're if you're in the end zone and the ball moves at all, it's not a possession. It's different from when it's different it's FlintTown: but even DadBodSportsCards: different from when it's on the field. When when it's when it's outside the end zone, yeah. So like and that's I have to see it, but yeah. FlintTown: I know. But this is the thing. You got to rewatch Keck: I didn't know that. FlintTown: it. even like, what's it Mike Pereira, Mike Pereira, he DadBodSportsCards: Mm? Yeah. FlintTown: even said that was a touchdown. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: So it's like, Keck: Well 'cause the the juggle the juggle didn't really happen until after his knee and foot were already down. FlintTown: Yes. Yes. DadBodSportsCards: Yes, but but in the end zone, you have to complete the catch the whole way. So that means you can't have that Keck: Completely. DadBodSportsCards: ball move at all in the end zone. In the in the field of play, they they kind of let that go a little bit, like if it moves a little bit, then like but in order for it to be a considered a catch in the end zone, you have to have possession at all times, no matter even after even after your two feet. And that's and we learned that from the Cal we learned that from the Calvin Johnson catch and the Des Bryant and the Des Bryant catch. Keck: So FlintTown: Yeah, with Calvin Johnson. DadBodSportsCards: That when you're FlintTown: Yep. DadBodSportsCards: in the end zone, you have there can't be any doubt. So if that ball's moving at all, they're gonna say it's incomplete because you're in the end zone. FlintTown: Yeah, Keck: So then FlintTown: I just, I... Huh. Keck: As a so then as a runner, it is different. DadBodSportsCards: Well yeah, because you're a runner. FlintTown: That's what I was gonna say. Yes. Keck: 'Cause you can extend your arm across the the goal line, just one little piece of that football has to go in that white DadBodSportsCards: Right, okay. So so so okay, okay, so Keck: line and it could be stabbed out of your hands and you lose the ball and it goes out of bounds with a touchdown. DadBodSportsCards: but but to counter that, in order for it to be a catch, it can't me it can't move at all. When you're running, when you're running as a running back or whoever, when you're running into the past the goal line, you already have possession of that ball. You have possession of the FlintTown: You already have possession. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: ball. The qu the the question is you don't have Keck: Yeah, yeah, no, I get that, but it's just so weird that I DadBodSportsCards: the question is you don't have possession of that ball because it moved. So they're saying he didn't have possession, and by the time he retained possession while he was laying in the end zone, some body part or something was outside hitting the outside boundary. It's a different rule when Keck: Yeah, it was just DadBodSportsCards: it's in the end zone. Keck: But that that to go back to that Calvin catch. When he went down, he came down with a ball FlintTown: Okay. Keck: and put his arm down, stood up, let go of the ball, and that was it. I'm like, how do FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: you call that? It's a not a touchdown. He had the ball. He stood up, put his DadBodSportsCards: He did but but it FlintTown: It met. DadBodSportsCards: but he also put the ball in the ground. I agree with you. I think it's a catch. Keck: Yeah, he put it he put the ball on the ground with his hand on it and stood up and just let go as he stood up. I don't know. Yeah, it was. FlintTown: And that was against Chicago too. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. But yes, i i it was. And and but because that's how we all learned, like no matter what, if you're a wide receiver FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: in the end zone, you better fucking that shit needs to be on you like Velcro. FlintTown: But it also like that's when almost I think with everybody it you seen that and then everybody's like for like the next year. DadBodSportsCards: Just what your eye w just what your eye tells you, yeah. FlintTown: Yeah. And then for the next year, everybody's like, what is a catch then? Like, and we all said it like for the longest time, like what is a catch? Like you, they almost made it. confusing way more than it should have been. Keck: I think a lot of times with those tote you throw the ball like the Ben Ratzberger touchdown when they won in Detroit. He threw that ball to wasn't Plexico, I can't remember was it Antonio Holmes or something like that? Right on the sideline or on in the end zone with his toes touched, he caught the ball and fell down. You're telling me that ball didn't move at all? DadBodSportsCards: I mean if you if if they don't catch it on camera then no. Like they I mean Keck: Dude, that's so d I mean, he FlintTown: Ha ha ha ha! Keck: literally was falling down, catching the ball with his toes just touching the black, caught the ball outstretched and fell down. You that ball didn't move? Come on. That's just crazy. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. I mean it probably did FlintTown: I mean, what about DadBodSportsCards: but it didn't FlintTown: the Tesla? What about the Tesla catch? One handed Tesla catch last year? Did that? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Like like the only the only the Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: only thing I would say to like if I was a coach and I would say to my wide receivers or anybody catch the ball in the end zone is use that remember the Titans line. Just like leave no leave no doubt. Leave no doubt. Don't let there be any FlintTown: Yeah. Yeah, I agree. DadBodSportsCards: kind of evidence where they can overturn it over over anything. If that ball didn't bobble, it would have been a touchdown, but it moved a little bit. And then they're also seeing it in slow motion too. So them seeing in slow motion could see for that split second because the ball might have hit his chest. Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah. Yes. DadBodSportsCards: And it got up and and there could be a still frame where the ball's not in his hand and the ball's just kind of floating in the air because you have it in slow mo. Kind of like how Keck: No yeah, yeah, I get it. It's just FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: they found that extra second for Michigan in slow-mo and everything, because Keck: Yeah. Like they found an extra second at Chicago game too tonight. FlintTown: Hey, Chicago got an extra second this week. Chicago got an extra second. Keck: Yeah. I would do that was so ready DadBodSportsCards: Well I know and I loved how the I loved how the announcers were like we're not we're not gonna go there Yeah. Keck: to type that in the chat. Like, the extra second just like Michigan, huh? FlintTown: I was about to too. And I wasn't done there. Keck: No, there definitely was a second left on DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: that clock though. There there was a full second left on that clock. But it was I just wanted to type it so bad. I just wanna be like her DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. FlintTown: Mm-hmm. I know. DadBodSportsCards: No, but like for the record, like I was wrong. I was all hyped up about Ben Johnson and his offense, and I I I got humbled this weekend. Do I still think we'll be the greatest offense ever without Caleb Williams for six weeks? Fuck no. No, not at all. I FlintTown: That's it. DadBodSportsCards: have no faith in Bajin. And GNG, good luck for if you think you can sell that card for a hundred bucks, the RPA of Bajan. Good luck. Good luck on that, buddy. I told you, I got 20 bucks. Keck: Yeah, you said a hundred bucks. I was like, whoa. Next after next week? FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: I got twenty bucks Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: for ya. Even after when he's benched again, I got twenty bucks for ya. Bajent will be o FlintTown: I did. DadBodSportsCards: Bajant will be okay, but he's a backup for a reason. He went undrafted for a reason and he's a backup for some reason. Keck: I think Dod bought a Bay Jan auto off me before. Yeah. FlintTown: I was gonna say. No, but I do think like being thrown in there with not any reps and stuff, because Caleb gets most of the reps. He might get like five or 10, you know, at most a week, but with throwing them in there, he's. Yeah, that's true. DadBodSportsCards: But at the same but at the same time, the defense didn't game plan for him either. So now they're gonna have a chance to game plan for him. Like he's been a starter in this league before when, you know, under fields and everything. And like, but everybody FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: love everybody loves the backup quarterback. That's why like I FlintTown: yeah. DadBodSportsCards: I I told like, well, and then when I go on my whatnot stream this week, like, because they all love Bajon. I'm like, see, this is what you fucking wanted. Now you're getting your now you're getting your chance. And Dom's like, I this is not what I wanted. Like, I'm like, you you're a Bajan guy. You wanted to keep Bajan. FlintTown: Yeah Keck: Right, it's not what you wanted, it's just you like the backup. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. It's like, I mean, I don't know. Like, I get it. Bears fans, like, there's Bears fans that are really disappointed and pissed. I put myself out there, so I don't care. The only problem I have is because you know this whole fucking Madden curse. Like, I got 1700 messages about the Madden curse. I don't want to fucking hear about that shit because I don't I don't believe in curses and all that Keck: I mean DadBodSportsCards: bullshit. I mean, okay, yeah. So it it's FlintTown: It's... DadBodSportsCards: sure, sure, it's a Madden curse. We c we could we could say that all you want, but The problem I have, and then this happened there's like at least four or five people that text me today. I don't fucking talk to you all week. I you we don't talk football all week. You know, we're not texting each other talking about football or anything or even life in general. But you're gonna come at me when the Bears lose and talk start talking shit. That's when I will start taking it personal, and then I will FlintTown: Yeah, that's messed up. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: start saying personal things about you. And yes, I have pissed Keck: You've obviously pissed those people off in the past, so that's why they're doing it. DadBodSportsCards: them off in the past because their teams are fucking trash. And then I have no problem telling them that. But if you come at me this week and tell hey, the hey, you need to slow your roll, Davis. Like fucking the the bears and all that, like you two do that in chat. You guys are like, whoa, you're you're a little too excited there. I get it. So that's why I don't like really come at you guys at all. But I will come at people like Strat. I will come at people at Card Gambit, the fucking weird guy who I buy cards from because he's a fucking degenerate gambler. I will go at him because now he's like, The Gi 'cause he's a Giants fan. He's like, Jackson Dart's the new Caleb like last year, and the Giants are gonna like what the Bears are and the Bears are gonna be what the Giants are. Fuck you, dude. I don't talk to you all week. So what did I do? What did I text back to him? I'm like, what do want? Like we're not friends. Like I'm not talking to you on a weekly basis about football. So we're not friends. So what do you want? You got cards to sell me because you're a degenerate gambler? No? Then don't fucking text me during the after a Bears game. Like, so that's FlintTown: Hehehehehe DadBodSportsCards: That's where my rant is. And yes, I do get personal. I become a dick. I totally understand. I'm off Zolof. So you're gonna get full emotions from me. You're gonna get my highs and you're gonna get my lows. And I've and and I've I've lost plenty of friends because I'm an asshole. And I'm one hundred percent okay with that. Because if I lose friends because they can't take a personal jab because for whatever fucking reason, then I'm okay with that. I don't need you. I have other people that I don't mind giving my time to. Like I'll never say anything bad about Flint. Keck: I'm on so loft. This is fucking hard. FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: Because like Flint, I talk to him all the time. Arkec Arkech got strays today. FlintTown: He it, he got it! He was like, BAM BAM BAM BAM! Keck: What? You give me strings all the fucking time. I was getting ready to bring this shit up too. Fuck you. DadBodSportsCards: Our kek our kek did get it straight today. Because FlintTown: He did get strained. DadBodSportsCards: car because Car Gambit comes at me, it's like, like he's Keck: I fucking yeah our cat's the fattest one in the group. Fuck you. DadBodSportsCards: because Car Gambit comes at me about being fat in a foot fetish. One, that the foot fetish one is what set me off. Because everybody I FlintTown: You DadBodSportsCards: fucking hate feet. If you tell me I have a foot fetish, I'm fucking stabbing you back because I can't FlintTown: This DadBodSportsCards: stand fucking feet, and I would not let that go out there if you say I have a foot fetish. And then so I'm just like, I'm not the fattest one in here. You must be talking about Arcek. And like I'm I apologize that you were the Keck: No, you didn't say that, you said RKEX the fattest one in here. You did? DadBodSportsCards: I I did. I did. So so I assumed he was talking about you, 'cause maybe you have a foot fetish. Cause I know it's not me. I know it's not me. Keck: Dude, but I'll tell you what, when he said you were a five foot bowling ball, I lost my shit. DadBodSportsCards: That FlintTown: my DadBodSportsCards: shit, that that shit, that shit was funny. But I have said like my head's like a b- my head's like a bowling ball. Like, all right? FlintTown: gosh! DadBodSportsCards: Like my head's like a fucking bowling ball. And that's why I corrected him. I didn't correct him about the bowling ball. I just said five foot five. Like, get give me Keck: my God, dude. DadBodSportsCards: give me my five inches if you're gonna insult me. Like. But it just it Keck: You fucking You're such a dick. DadBodSportsCards: it reminded me of that TikTok that I saw and I put it in chat. Like the the big guy sitting in the back and then he's getting yelled at. He's like, you you FlintTown: I'm getting strange side-back-back-back. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, you fucking fat piece of bacon. He's like, why am I getting yelled at I'm not driving? Like Yeah, yeah. That's Keck: in the car one? Yes, but I've seen how dying. The FlintTown: Yeah. That- hey, that clip is... ...hol-larious. Like, he's like, what did I do? Keck: fucking fat piece of baby just like what did I even do? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. And that's what Yeah, that's that's what happened to RKAC today. RCAC was just in the group chat and he was an innocent bystander. And like, well fucking FlintTown: Hmm? DadBodSportsCards: RKAC's the fattest one. It's not me. Like, so I I know you weren't a junk of shit. Not Keck: I was I wasn't even talking shit to nobody. I was just like FlintTown: Just... DadBodSportsCards: and see, but like I I'm sorry, I I I threw you in there. I threw you under the FlintTown: Ugh. DadBodSportsCards: bus and said that I insulted you. But that but everybody everybody knows. And it's probably why sometimes maybe like Cause Dom didn't want to come on tonight for personal reasons. Like I know he's angry. He's all pissed off and everything. He didn't want to say anything. I say FlintTown: Dom, hey, this is a tough, too Dom. We are all diehard to our team fans. And I get it, I do. Cause like Dad Bod said, when the Lions lose, horrible and like you have so high hopes and you expect them to win, you feel your soul crush. Like. I don't even want to talk after it. I've had so many, Karen knows, like, there's so many times, like, I don't even want to hear anything. I'll go outside, mow the lawn, be pissed. Just, it ruins your day. It does. But, Don, yeah, especially at a one o'clock game. But, gosh. Yeah, yep. Keck: Especially a one o'clock game. DadBodSportsCards: yeah. Yeah yeah. Well I mean it sucks for you guys. You guys had the Thursday night game, so like really you had nothing to look forward to today 'cause you got slacked already. Yeah. Keck: I had to watch the Bears game. I did not plan on doing that, but you know what? It was on. I watched it. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Right. FlintTown: But Dom, we're here to be consoling to each other. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. FlintTown: therapy! Keck: Up there. Fuck that bottom. FlintTown: But DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: no, I get it, man. I do. Like, all, it's in our blood to be fans. Keck: It's a safe place. FlintTown: But fan is short for fanatic. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Like I like and and FlintTown: That's what it is. So I get it. Trust me. DadBodSportsCards: I get it. I sh sometimes I should be nicer. Some of the things that I say I get it. You know, but but but but but if you if you notice I target the people that I don't really give a shit about. So if if Car Gambit at at at one point's like, you know what, I don't want to be in this group chat with him, I'm gone. So be it. Just like Stratusburg. I don't give a shit. FlintTown: I get it though, I do. I do, You You know what though? You and Card Gambit- What is Keck doing? You and Card Gambit would get along. Keck: He said he don't target nobody but the people he don't like. DadBodSportsCards: I I fuck you, I like you, you know that. FlintTown: You and Card Gambit would get along with each other. You guys would. If you guys DadBodSportsCards: Probably. Keck: You guys have never talked like on something like this, probably. FlintTown: like, met each other. Exactly. DadBodSportsCards: But that's that's the thing. Like, don't come at me about my bears like during the middle of the game when we've never talked about the bears together. Like, or we've never really talked football. I mean, he Keck: No, you have before in the group chat. You've DadBodSportsCards: c he kinda, every now and then he'll dabble. But like, Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: but he wasn't there Thursday night when I was fucking talking about the Lions and talking all this Ben Johnson shit, you guys missing him. He wasn't there then. Like I know, I know Flint is either tired or drunk, and he got off. Like, I know that. Arcek, I know, FlintTown: Hey, this is, I think you guys, yeah. DadBodSportsCards: already gets quiet during the games because he doesn't want to say shit. And everything. So I already know I already know that. GNG is almost on that list too. Cause the way he's talking about fucking green he doesn't even watch the games. Like he didn't even know Caleb got hurt today. It's like what the fuck are you even doing in here? Like You come in the chat. Wait, FlintTown: He's like... DadBodSportsCards: he's like, Wait, Caleb got hurt? Like what? It's like Keck: I know, I was like, Are you serious? DadBodSportsCards: Where the fuck have you been for the past hour and a half? FlintTown: I was watching it and I was like, damn. Keck: Well he said he said after church he had a do a dumpster full. I'm like, what the fuck you scheduling a Sunday for? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Well, I mean he he he does a lot of a lot of that stuff, but Keck: I know, I know, I'm just saying. FlintTown: But hey, Sunday even, yeah, football. DadBodSportsCards: Football. It's football. Yeah. FlintTown: It's football. Like I hate DadBodSportsCards: I mean FlintTown: even on like card shows Sundays. I hate that. You know, like I wanna watch DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Yeah, but you're making money. FlintTown: football. DadBodSportsCards: My family already knows Sundays I'm watching football. And they already know if the Bears are losing, they know not to be in the living room with me because they're they're gonna catch strays. Like they already know. So FlintTown: I think. Keck: You sad piece of shit. FlintTown: I'm Hey, think my soul left my body DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: and probably Keck remembers this too, because it probably felt the same when the 49ers game and the ball doinked off his helmet. Keck: my god, dude, that was bad. FlintTown: My soul left my body, man. I was like. Keck: Well, I remember watching games and I was like, Alright, cool, my buddy called buddies were texting me that used to be on whatnot a lot. We're like, dude, lions are gonna have I said, Dude, stop. I told him to stop. You don't know. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. Keck: I d I hate when people t t tell me that 'cause I'm like, dude, stop. I don't like that. I don't like being just stop. Tell me. You can tell someone FlintTown: Look, no, I. Keck: tell the world I'm off my phone. I'm not l watching social media. I'm watching games. FlintTown: Know why? Because you've had your heart stabbed out of your chest multiple times. Be an Alliance Keck: Yes. And it was FlintTown: fan. Keck: and it well, dude, yeah, I mean it's just it sucks. It's been her whole life. I mean, they won championships before we were born. But nobody wants to count those, which is still mean it still counts, but it's not Super Bowl, so I I get that. But like to never even been to a Super Bowl you know how fucking heart wrenching that is like, wow But yeah, I don't know. DadBodSportsCards: Right, right, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, and like this FlintTown: It sucks! DadBodSportsCards: this goes into a lot too, like I mean, this is like a deeper conversation where like my TikTok feeds all week where like Bears fans, like the national media, like hyping up the Bears and everything. So like everything that I'm seeing that I'm exposed to is like, it's on the hype train up. Yes, yes. Keck: Yeah. It's getting you hyped. I don't see any of that shit at my feed FlintTown: Yup. Yeah, yeah, me either. Keck: My feed it has the lion stuff, it does not have bears height videos. DadBodSportsCards: Right. Keck: So I can't relate there, bud. DadBodSportsCards: And then I'll get I'll get Green Bay, like some Green Bay fans in my feed, and automatically like what I post because I cause I my on TikTok because I only post on Dad Bot Sports Cards now, is like when I see a Packers fan, I'll go into their comments and just put Bear down and put my Loveland fuck the Packers card in there. Like that's so so FlintTown: Hehehehehe DadBodSportsCards: I just that's all I post around a Packers fan. And then the Lions well, Lions fans, the FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: only Lions stuff that come up on my feed is them talking about Dan Campbell. And Ben Johnson. After this week, those conversations would probably go away with how bad Ben Johnson was in this game. And like again, on the record, Ben Johnson lost us this fucking game. He's an awful game plan, awful coach this week. It was just it was all on him. Our team was not prepared. This whole think we can dominate the line of scrimmage, which I know in the past we've shown, but against this Minnesota front, like, no, they were fucking destroying us. And at halftime, you should what I didn't like, because in his post-game, Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah, that's a real. DadBodSportsCards: He said what they talked about at halftime. He told his team, this game's gonna go down to the wire. I don't like that. Like, I don't wanna fucking hear that. I wanna hear, like, hey, let's get this fucking offense going. Let's score some fucking points. Let's not think, let's not put in our mind that we we need down the wire. Like, I understand why FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: you're trying to say that, but that's not you. That's not who you are. Don't don't start becoming a little bitch because someone punched you in the fucking mouth. Like, be it, like, be aggressive. Like, let Like yeah, but like like what Mike Tyson says, like you don't have a plan until somebody fucking pops you in the mouth, right? Like we got Keck: Yeah, exactly. DadBodSportsCards: we got popped in the mouth and instead of Ben Johnson overcoming that and fighting back, he fucking curled up with his fucking dick between his legs and actually I'm sorry, he rolled it around the backwards and looked like a little fucking cattail is what he did. And he let he let fucking the Vikings rape and pillage us. And that's that's on Ben Johnson. And hopefully he fixed it. Hopefully he gets his balls back. And I again Right now his balls are fucking gone. Ben Johnson, your fucking balls are gone. This is on you. And now our quarterback is hurt because of your fucking game plan. So let's let's let's fix it. FlintTown: I was gonna ask you one other thing. Keck: Well, I think you're opening up FlintTown: I was gonna ask you one other thing. I don't know if you could like, cause you're more tuned into the Chicago stuff. If like you've seen videos of like the fans being at the stadium, what was the vibe like at the stadium? Like after the loss? DadBodSportsCards: After the loss or after the injury? FlintTown: after the loss. DadBodSportsCards: After the loss, so I did like before coming on, I was scrolling through TikTok and like there was a lot of there's a lot of like after post game stuff that regular fans are doing. You know, they're either FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: on the c they're either in the car leaving the the stadium or they're they watched at home. but the the feel was, especially for the people at the FlintTown: Thank DadBodSportsCards: stadium, because they don't they don't get to see the stuff on like on the media like when we're watching games. So they were asking their the people that watched their videos, was it an ACL or Achilles? Because that's what they thought in the stadium. They didn't know it was a hamstring thing. Like you only knew that because we were watching the the game the the game. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: But all every one of the fans, their their demeanor was low because they thought it was an Achilles or an ACL injury is what they thought. Yeah. FlintTown: ACL. DadBodSportsCards: So I think and and just I mean you guys know it too. You're a Lions fan and any pretty much any NFC North fan that you are, as you know, architects getting choked up over here. Is that when one bad thing Keck: Did you say my DadBodSportsCards: happens, the whole world ends, right? The whole world ends. And so FlintTown: Yep. Yep. DadBodSportsCards: I think that's how like a lot of Bears fans felt after the game. And it it and they were hurt even more so because they thought it was an ACL or Achilles, they didn't know it was a hamstring. But the hamstring FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: could still be worse. Like, you know, there's cameras on him walking out of the stadium. So everybody's like, maybe it's not that bad because he's walking. I mean, it could still be a tear or and it or Keck: yeah. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: or rupture. So if it's that bad, he could be out for the season. So like we're not out of the woods yet and everything. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: And then GNG could probably sell that card for a hundred bucks. But I don't know. Like, because he's a scrambling quarterback, like if he was a pocket passer, like maybe he could play with a a fucked up, you know, hamstring because then he can just get rid of the ball pretty quick. Kind of like like a golf timed offense of him getting the ball out quick. That way he's not taking hits. But because our offense Our offensive line is trash like yours. I mean our offensive line's probably a little bit better than yours, but Caleb without being able to scramble takes out a whole element of his game that the Keck: yeah. DadBodSportsCards: they're gonna be more cautious with him. And that's and that sucks because this this year was the window that they needed to do something because eventually he's gonna be pin getting paid sixty to eighty million dollars a year and everything, and then yeah. FlintTown: That's gonna, that right there is gonna hurt you guys big time. Like when his, DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. I mean FlintTown: comes up for his contract, cause then you're gonna start losing guys that you need. Yeah. Keck: That's a lot of fucking money. DadBodSportsCards: Well the good I mean the the good thing is like we don't really have any other guys that we need to pay because they all fucking suck. They all fucking suck right now. Like where FlintTown: But that's... DadBodSportsCards: like where were you, Luther Burton? You got you got three catches towards the end of the game. Where were you, Colston Loveland? Keck: Right. I drafted him in two leagues. FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: I was like, He's gonna be better than Old Doomsday 'cause you told DadBodSportsCards: I it Keck: me to. DadBodSportsCards: and this is this is another my eyes are closed right now because I'm envisioning how much I wish this guy would just get cut. Keck: they look open to me. DadBodSportsCards: Is fucking thanks. Thanks. yeah. I deserve that. I deserve that. That's okay. I deserve that. is FlintTown: My gosh! Stray shots! DadBodSportsCards: Sam Roush. Like, and this is on you, Ben Johnson, for drafting that motherfucker in the third round or second, I don't even know what round we drafted him. We drafted another tight end. That dude had t he had a catch that could have been a touchdown, but he dropped it. He had another drop catch. And then he's the one who gave up the fucking block on that blocked field goal because he doesn't want to block that guy coming around the fucking corner. Keck: Dude, you don't see those often at all anymore. DadBodSportsCards: He had an all-time awful game. And I hope he learns from it because Colson Loveland's tied like when he started off with the Bears last year, it was pretty rough. There was like a big learning experience for him. And that's probably Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: what's happening to this guy right now. But I mean, again, I don't I I don't want to make excuses, but we did lose the game because fucking Swift fumbled and we lost the game because we have Sam Roush that we drafted in the third round and we're putting like why is he there? Like, where's Comet? Let Comet do those plays. Like FlintTown: Yeah. We Keck: Comet had a hell of a game last week, didn't he? Yeah. FlintTown: met tore up last week. Yeah. He DadBodSportsCards: He did. Yeah, he did. It's like where the FlintTown: tore it up last week. DadBodSportsCards: fuck's comet? Like why are you why are you getting fancy with like this fucking rookie tight end that you wanna show everybody that, hey, we drafted him in the third round. He's a baller. You know what he showed today? He's a fucking dick is what he is because he lost the game. Yeah. Keck: When you already have Colson Loveland and what did it mean? Yeah, come back. Why don't you draft another in the third round? FlintTown: Come on. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Commit. Like I so we needed we needed a third we needed a third tight end because we lost, fuck, I can't remember his name, but we lost him last year and he played like a lot of the snaps. So we needed a third tight end. We didn't need a third round tight end. Like, yeah, yeah. We we we could we could have yeah, Keck: No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's dumb. FlintTown: Yeah, yeah, like a fifth round six. DadBodSportsCards: or we could have got someone in free agency or someone undrafted and just coach him up that way. Because that FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: says that's about as good as this guy played today. Like I hope when he Closes his eyes when he sleeps tonight, that he's like, hey, fuck, I'm the reason Caleb got hurt because of all those fucking misplays I had put Caleb in that position to fucking strain his his hamstring. Keck: He might DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Or it all call it all c it could also be Caleb's fault too. Maybe he spent too much time in a nail salon and didn't properly massage his fucking hammies. I did I did see that Caleb got his dog a little cheese grater keychain for his dog collar. I thought that was kind of cool. FlintTown: It's a new lander. DadBodSportsCards: But that's the only cool thing Caleb did today, besides fucking hurting himself and Keck: I mean it's funny, I get it. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. I don't know. It's it's disappointing. Like we all had if you're a Minnesota fan and you're a Green Bay fan, congratulations, fuck you guys. But you know I mean we're gonna it's gonna be like this every week. Like it's gonna be like this every fucking week, like with this division and our teams. FlintTown: it's gonna be... Yeah, you're absolutely right. It's gonna DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Keck: Yeah, I'm fighting. FlintTown: be crazy. DadBodSportsCards: but w what you will see from me this week all over social media and in in our next podcast is I ain't saying shit. I ain't saying the only thing I'm gonna say is fuck Ben Johnson. That's it. You're gonna get me to say that, because he lost this game. I'll ride the highs and then I'm gonna be fucking low on the lows. FlintTown: Right Lose Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Anyways, yeah. Well Flint FlintTown: Thank DadBodSportsCards: Flint's going on vacation. I won't tell anybody where, that way you guys don't fucking hustle him for FlintTown: DRAWN! DadBodSportsCards: See, it's not it's not even fucking scary at all. It's not even fucking scary. Keck: It's that Timu bears bear's mask. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, it is the T movement. Wait, FlintTown: It's a Teemo bear mask. DadBodSportsCards: you know what? We need it I need to get some props too. I need to get like a Vikings horn and everything. Need to get some Vikings horn. FlintTown: I told you it, yep. actually the horn would be cool. DadBodSportsCards: The horn would be cool. Keck: Bruh. FlintTown: Yeah, look, brrrr. that didn't look good. DadBodSportsCards: No, well Arke Ar Ark Arcak Arkek did that very well. He was like Keck: Wow. But no, no, no, I had one hand, Flint double fisted that motherfucker. I was one DadBodSportsCards: Okay. Keck: hand, bro. And Flint was doing this. Like FlintTown: You Keck: he got a fucking salt pepper shaker in his hand. DadBodSportsCards: Well yeah, 'cause 'cause Flint FlintTown: This DadBodSportsCards: leaves Flint leaves most of it out of his mouth. You fucking you're fucking FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: you're gulping that shit with Sure you were. Keck: No, I was blowing a horn, dickhead. FlintTown: Blowing weller. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: And everything will go unedited. I'm not gonna edit it. Like with there's some fucking mic issues with when I transfer it to YouTube. So I'm gonna just upload this unedited and see what happens. The one thing I'm gonna put in is the cover photo and so I'll see how it sounds and everything. I gotta figure out this fucking software thing. It's as bad as the bears offense today. FlintTown: When are we doing, how's Aaron today? Cause I know he lost too. DadBodSportsCards: He's at work. He's at work. He texted me. I did because he he worked at two, so we saw a little bit of the game at before he left to work. And he I told him, I'm like, hey, you remember when you you were excited about your fucking offense? Like, cause Steelers are awful. He texted me at 1 58 PM when he was at work. Fourth, fourth and forty-three, FlintTown: I'll catch you. DadBodSportsCards: I give up on this team. That was the last I heard from him. He's still not home from work. So that was the last I heard. Cause it I mean, FlintTown: my god. DadBodSportsCards: I mean, the the Steelers lost twenty to three. FlintTown: Yeah, they got select. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: And like I saw in a play I saw in a play Aaron Rodgers got fucking sandwiched. And like and the Keck: Rogers, yeah. I I drafted DadBodSportsCards: and Keck: Rogers like a third or fourth quarterback in the one league. And he he had like eight or nine points. I was like, ooh. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I got DK Metcal Metcalf in a couple leagues. That dude's doing nothing. Nothing. Keck: Yeah, I did I got one of them on my DadBodSportsCards: Nothing. But all right, this is the second episode. We did go over an hour because there was ranting and you get to hear a lot of personal stuff from our fucking group text. Fuck you, Carter Gambit. This week. This week I'm saying fuck you. Next week I might not say fuck you, because maybe I'll be a little bit nicer in my the foot fetish thing. Like you can't say that to me. It's gonna trigger me. Foot fetish is gonna trigger me. 'Cause I hate fucking feet. I hate feet that much that if you say I have a foot fetish, I'm coming back at you. Coming back at you. Keck: No, you don't come make a flint for it, he sends you fucking feed oil and a flint and a foot candle. DadBodSportsCards: He I I well, I sent him the feed oil because it has nothing to do with an actual foot. Because it was just baby oil that I put feed oil on. Flint FlintTown: Yes. Yup. DadBodSportsCards: actually sent me a foot candle. And he did. He Keck: He did. DadBodSportsCards: did. And I I know like you can see like this cabinet over here. You can see this cabinet. It's in there somewhere because I can't have it out because it makes me nauseous and it irks me when I see it because of the detail on that candle of the feet. That's I fucking hate feed. FlintTown: Dude, it is wild! Keck: Plant, what's it smell DadBodSportsCards: Cause you will never see me without fucking socks. here we go. Here we go. It's fucking, it's the like just look at the details. This is sniffing it. It's disgusting. Like, it is. It is creepy. It is super Keck: It's so creepy. It's fucking creepy, dude. And you just FlintTown: It does look like a- It is creepy. DadBodSportsCards: creepy. And like the whole high arch thing and like how it's curling. FlintTown: I'm good. DadBodSportsCards: It's just it's super he Keck: But it's huffing it, dude! He's DadBodSportsCards: is. He is. It's just super creepy. Like. FlintTown: Smells like, what is it, like, dove body soap almost. DadBodSportsCards: It smells like shit. Keck: No. DadBodSportsCards: It smells like shit, so it must smell like Ben Johnson 'cause he's fucking a shit ass coach right now. Keck: Hey Floyd, didn't you light one those before? FlintTown: No, I haven't. Keck: I thought you lit one one time. DadBodSportsCards: No, no, no. No. I d 'cause I didn't FlintTown: No, I was gonna light one at Dom's restaurant, his family restaurant. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. FlintTown: I was gonna do that. I text Dom and he's like, no, I was gonna do it for dad bod. It would have been hilarious. DadBodSportsCards: No, yeah, no. Keck: come on. That'd be fucking hilarious. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah. Well he he also wanted to do the G and G pepperoni nipples thing too. But we have we have to FlintTown: Yeah, I did. I did. DadBodSportsCards: like maybe like the third or fourth time we could do that at Dom's Family Restaurant, but not the first time and maybe not even the second time either. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He w FlintTown: I know. I didn't want to come off, you know, I want to respect. DadBodSportsCards: he wanted to get invited back to to the restaurant. FlintTown: Yes, yeah, yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, you guys, let's see. RKA6's probably gonna go get another beer. I don't have anything else to say. Again, I was wrong. Everybody know I was wrong. I I got humble pie today. like again, I got I got knocked in the mouth with my team. I talked a lot of shit during the week. I said anything. I I can take it. I can take it. But if you're a fucking cherry picker, don't come at me. Like, if you're gonna come at me, come at me all week before the games, come at me all the week. But don't be don't be that guy in the basketball court where you're fucking just hanging out over on the other rim waiting for the team to miss and you guys get the rebound, they just throw the ball to and you're cherry picking. Don't come at me if you're a cherry picker. Come Keck: Don't come. DadBodSportsCards: come at me all week. Then we can have the discussion. And then on Sundays, when my team fucks it up like this week, then you can come at me and then you know what I'll do? I'll do that. I'll be I'll be quiet. To an extent, I'll be quiet. Keck: So what you're saying is you like to be K on. FlintTown: my Keck: That's all I got out of that. DadBodSportsCards: I mean, are are you saying that doesn't happen when you when you do it yourself, like like it doesn't accidentally get on you? Keck: Or something. DadBodSportsCards: Huh. Again, this is unfiltered, so we we to we talk about everything here. All right, you guys got you guys guys you guys got anything else? FlintTown: Nah, I'm good. Keck: No, DadBodSportsCards: Flint, be careful on your drive. to the hot Keck: Have fun, buddy. DadBodSportsCards: to the hot tub. Yeah, definitely have fun. Tell Kara we said hi. mate. Keck: Talkara I said, What's up, girl? FlintTown: my gosh! DadBodSportsCards: I hope I hope the AI clips that out. I hope the AI gets that. Like that would that would be awesome. Yeah, I got nothing. Lions lost, Bears lost. Packers won Minnesota. Congrats to you for being two and in the division, leading the division right now with a fucking awful quarterback, Carson Wentz. So, like, I mean, Keck: Up to fucking Red Rocket himself. FlintTown: You DadBodSportsCards: yeah, like I mean, who knows? that's you said you say that, especially about the ginger thing. It's fucking weird seeing Justin Jefferson with a fucking ginger mustache. That shit is like if you look at him, his mustache, it's red. It's like, yeah, it's weird as FlintTown: Really? I never even noticed that. DadBodSportsCards: shit. I saw that today when they zoomed in on him. And I'm like, that's a little weird. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Keck: Does he die? DadBodSportsCards: Maybe maybe. Maybe that's something we could look up. But it does look a little weird. You said ginger, so it made me made me think of that. Or the red rocket, you you thought of that. But Keck: 'Cause like a a black ginger they're they normally have like white hair. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I mean it kind of looks like a little albino-ish. Like, look at it. Like, look look it up. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Or I'll send in the group text. because it the the group. Keck: What are we talking about vinyls for? DadBodSportsCards: Huh? Why are we I because you I don't know. Fuck it. All right. Thank you for listening. If you're still here after an hour and 15 minutes of this awful podcast, but peace out. We will see you next week for the NSC Unfiltered, and then we will get the other podcasts up and running this week. Peace out. Keck: there guys.