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Two Ts Presents: Popping Off: The Valley + Vanderpump Villa · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Hi guys.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: This is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by my friend
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Emily Simpson for our new spin off show Popping Off,
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: where we are digging deep on this season of Banner
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Pump Rules. So here we are back another episode of
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Popping Off with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Emily Simpson, and we are recapping episode two of the Valley.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Or no, no, it's episode three. It's you know what?
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Wake up, Emily.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry, Episode three of the Valley. This
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: is why you don't get to do intros. I will
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: shut up from now on. I will just sit here.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: I want you to sit there in front of your
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: natural blue background. Why sit in front of my fancy
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: pink one. It's really a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm really coming around to the Valley,
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: Like I really like it.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: I like the Valley. There's a lot going on. I
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: feel like it's really good. I feel like.
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: We get to see everybody's crazy, but it's like a
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  Speaker 2: natural crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't think anybody's crazy is not.
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  Speaker 2: A scripted crazy, not even scripted, but like this is
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: just them being who they are, and yeah, they can't
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  Speaker 2: even help themselves. Like there's nothing even performative at this point.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we could we could fit right in,
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  Speaker 1: Like we should just buy houses right near them and
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: just kind of wiggle our way in. I live kind
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  Speaker 1: of near them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, I mean, I need.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: To start showing up at Farmers Marcus with your kids
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  Speaker 1: and stuff and to see what happens.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I could, like, I feel, I just don't.
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  Speaker 2: Who would I come in as like good friends with that?
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be the problem even if I'm do
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: you have Brittany?
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like I love Brittany, but I don't know.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: I feel Brittany. You like fair food.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: Listen, I like.
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  Speaker 1: What's it called. What's the cheeseballs called cheeseballs?
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  Speaker 2: Cheese?
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: No, Mama's cheese beer cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Beer cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Is beer cheese. Similar to Queso because I love Queso.
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  Speaker 1: I thought Queso is just cheese cheese. Is Queso is
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  Speaker 1: cheese in Spanish?
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  Speaker 2: No, but like Queso, dip is like you get velveta
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: and then you put in rotel and then you put
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: it in the microwave and it's a little heavenly treat.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: And I feel like, yeah, but I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's just called queso because that's like calling like jaso
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  Speaker 1: dip soda.
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  Speaker 2: It's like oh Mama's beer cheese. It's a similar I
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  Speaker 2: guess according to Google, it's a similar consistency, but the
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  Speaker 2: cheese in this instance is made with beer. I would
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  Speaker 2: be open to trying it. I need to like beer.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: I like apple cider beer. I'm not like a logger drinker,
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  Speaker 2: but I could have like I think I could have
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  Speaker 2: a beer, Like if I'm at a sushi restaurant, I
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: like to have soake and a beer.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's it, Well, you know, okay, Okay, Emily, I
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: think we should take a field trip to Jackson's. I
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: think we should just show up instead at the bar.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: Would you rather go to Jax's or what are the shorts?
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  Speaker 2: Is? Shorts and Sandy's.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I'd rather go to Jacks's. Yeah, I mean too, and
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: that's closer to my house. I find Jax to be
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: thoroughly entertaining. Who would you rather be married to Jack's
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: or Jesse? Oh may, I would rather be married to Jacks.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: I'd take him all day long for that guy. They're
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: both so bad. They're both so bad.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, both options are just terrible. I mean even
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: going back to like Jesse doing this to the face,
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: But either way, it starts out Brittany Jackson Sherry. They're
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: at the Farmer's market again. I don't even remember this,
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: but Brittany and Jacks go over everything that happened at
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: their Girls' night slash guys Night. Kristen told the entire
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: group that Janet accused Michelle of being racist and a Republican.
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  Speaker 2: I would like a word with production as to why
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  Speaker 2: we're getting this fight told in flashbacks, like what I
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  Speaker 2: want to see it in real time? Why is this flashbacks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I got confused about that too.
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  Speaker 2: I thought maybe I.
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  Speaker 1: Missed something and I try to rewind it. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: did I just miss the whole fight? And now they're
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  Speaker 1: flashing back? And then I realized that that's how they're
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  Speaker 1: showing this fight is just in flashbacks.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: I think they're I mean they're saying. Zach said on
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  Speaker 2: Nick's podcast that there will be a ton of flashbacks
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  Speaker 2: this season. So my guess is these flashbacks are happening
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  Speaker 2: because either there had to be a lot of editing
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  Speaker 2: to not get somebody canceled.
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  Speaker 1: Probably we're throwing around a lot of accusations, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of political stuff, a lot of heavy things.
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  Speaker 2: With people that have actually been canceled already. So, like, I,
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  Speaker 2: did you get canceled twice?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure I could figure out a way to get
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  Speaker 1: canceled again. But if you got canceled once and then
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: they let you come back, do you get canceled again?
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  Speaker 2: Or is there a different word for it?
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  Speaker 1: I think then you're just done, You're just dead, You're bare,
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: but you're deleted, deleted. I like deleted, But this part
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: was a little bit interesting to me. At Jesse and
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: Michelle's house, Michelle decides to FaceTime Janet and ask about
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Janet denies it, and she's pissed that
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  Speaker 1: Kristin would say something like that. Janet thinks the stems
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: from her putting up a boundary with Kristin a year ago.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: Kristin likely doesn't want Alex to tell the guys, especially Luke,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: about his side of the breakup either. Kristen isn't the
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  Speaker 1: saint she's painting herself out to be. It seemed like
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: a reach for me. I like Janet, I don't believe
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: Janet in this circle. I don't believe Janet either. I
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: was so frustrated by this whole argument the whole time
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: because clearly the source of that he said she said
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  Speaker 1: bullshit was Janet. Yet no one's asking Janet or talking
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  Speaker 1: to Janet.
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  Speaker 2: Also, when the flashback shows Janet at the fight and
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: like they're.
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  Speaker 1: All talking and I know, I'm like, Janet is eating
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  Speaker 1: this up.
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  Speaker 2: And then Kristen's like trying. You can tell Kristen's in
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: a panic state. She's like, I can't go after the
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: pregnant girl. So she's like, I'm not going to do
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  Speaker 2: this with you right now, Janet. And Janet's like, I
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  Speaker 2: haven't even said up my nursery yet.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I think, a shit, this is good work.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going back to being an assistant because I
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: just caused all this shit on this show and thank
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: me later.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: And yes, but not only does she cause all the
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: shit on the show now a single person is questioning her.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: No one, They're all I don't know.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: But also at this point, like Zach, I wish Zach
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: would have just been like, yeah, we were all talking shit,
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  Speaker 2: we were all saying this.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: But the part that was interesting to me was that.
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: This was the first time that Jesse and Michelle were
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: able to laugh together in over three years and were
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  Speaker 2: attracted to one another.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: Were they well, he was attracted to her. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it was a.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: Mutual Well, she said, this is the first time I've
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  Speaker 2: laughed with him in over three years. Yeah, I'm like,
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: but it was because she felt, in my opinion, it
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: was because she felt he was complimenting her, not as
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: a means to like have sex with her at that,
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  Speaker 2: like I think she thinks.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: And he was talking about how she stood up for
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: herself at the party and like the chair fell over,
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: like that was a big turn on, and they were like,
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: it really was the happiest they ever seen. Well, clearly
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: she just needs to be more aggressive. He likes cheers
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: thrown and like yelling. Well, what about when.
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  Speaker 2: He said when we first met, she was in a
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  Speaker 2: trench coat naked, and then I poured hot wax on her.
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  Speaker 2: And then her response in her confessional about how the
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: situation she goes. I turned down our first date and
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  Speaker 2: the only reason that I hooked up with him again
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: was because I thought it was going to be a
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: booty call at the end of a girl's Now, but
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: now he's a booty call that's lasted blah blah blah
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: years and I was like, yeah.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Well he said, she said something to the effective He's
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  Speaker 1: the kind of guy I'd never want to be with
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  Speaker 1: and I knew that, so I called him just for
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  Speaker 1: a booty call and it's been the longest booty call of.
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  Speaker 2: Like my life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you married this guy knowing that he was
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  Speaker 1: not someone that you would want to spend the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your life with nor appropriate with.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I can say that I married my booty call,
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm grateful I did. Are you talking about Edwin? Yeah,
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: we were each other's booty call for quite some time, so, like,
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  Speaker 2: I do think there's room for that, But it takes work.
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  Speaker 1: Once you get past being each other's booty call.
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  Speaker 2: You can't solely raise a family and kids and have
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: businesses and work together and do all these things off
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  Speaker 2: just having good sex. It ain't gonna last. No, because
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: they don't have sex, especially now, they haven't had sex
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: since they had is it Isabelle?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is your take on them having adult conversation
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  Speaker 1: and passing in front of her?
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I would be lying if I never said a
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: curse word, like I've been in the car before and
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: somebody's like cut me off, and I've been like shit, yeah,
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: but I don't have adult conversations about like disputes in
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: front of my kids. Have I accidentally cursed? Yes, I
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: would be lying if I was like, oh, no, I've
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: never it's never clipped out of my mouth. And death
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: Dove has never repeated anything after me.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: But I'm not talking drama and in front of children, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm not going to be like so and so
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: called me a racist and then we were fighting and this,
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: and I haven't been sexually attracted to you in three years,
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not saying those things in front of my kid, right,
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know. During all of this, I'm like,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: what did we actually sign up for? And how did
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: you find somebody that's a bigger mess than Jack's? And
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: how are they friends? Yeah?
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: They used some model together or something in New York? Right,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: isn't that how they knew each other? Didn't they share
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: an apartment in New York or something? That's what they said.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but Chris, still, I don't know.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: I need more.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: I need more flashbacks of that time to really I
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: need some modeling photos from that time period, if someone
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: could throw those into the episode too.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: And I also need to know, is this modeling like
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: these are brnent like you're seeing it in a magazine,
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: or is this like you're the person standing outside of
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: Abercrombie passing out pamphlets asking people to come in.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Or you're the person standing outside a Matter's store with
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: a fifty percent offline spinning it.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: But it feels like both Michelle and Janet's reaction to
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: you said that I'm a racist and a Republican. They
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: both look like they've had this conversation multiple times and
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: they're not willing to have it on camera. Am I
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: wrong on thinking that? Well?
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: No, I agree. I feel like there's a lot of
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: things that were said, and a lot of people said things,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: and I think everybody's being so careful about what they're
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: saying that it doesn't make sense and it's making Kristin
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: look And I feel badly for Kristen because I think
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: her only guilt is the fact that she repeated something,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: but no one else is fessing up, and no one
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: else wants to, you know, wants to fess up to anything,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: so she just keeps taking hits from everybody, and then
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: she can't and then she can't even really defend herself.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: But like Luke is coming in strong trying to defend her.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: He is, But did you see it as confessional? He
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: has like those round red circles on his cheeks, Like
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: it looks like like someone put a little bit of
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: rouge right here. Do you notice that? He could say,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't even notice that.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: But do you think that they're going to make it
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: those two? No?
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I mean they want to have a child together.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: And the conversation revolves around how he will never live
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: in La and how she will never leave La.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's how is that going to work? Well,
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: then we get to Nia getting ready to leave for
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: twenty four hours to do a brand dealing, Danny alone
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: with all the kids. I feel like Nia and Danny
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: are the strings that hold this like shit show together,
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: but yet they're not necessarily We're not getting much other
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: than relatability to them, right, Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Well it's because I mean it's Beaker saying I like Danny.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: I think he's very logical. I think he kind of
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: takes the middle road and just he makes comments that
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: makes sense, Like he makes sense to me. Nia, I
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: think she took a left turn somewhere and ended up
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: in a reality show, and she doesn't know what happened
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: or where that wrong turn was, but she'd like to
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: go back and maybe rethink that work in the road,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: maybe go right.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: She actually, I think might be that kind of person
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: that never watched any of the shows prior to signing
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: up and then is like shit, yeah, like I thought
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: I could really get through this. Then we get Jack's
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: at his new bar interviewing potential employees with the three
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: business partners.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed him trying not to look at the
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: girls boobs. I mean, the only thing Jackson is invested.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: In is.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: He likes you could like see him like not me.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not gonna look down, not going to
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: look down.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Then Brittany and Kristen meet for coffee, and Brittany uses
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: it's the opportunity to bring up girls night. Brittany says
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Janet is really upset with Kristin of all people, Kristen
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: is upset the blame is being put on her and
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: she was the only one there. I feel like the
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: story is it's it is it's taking too long to
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: get to and I feel like Zach may have all
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: the secrets hidden under his hair, like one of the trolls.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Listen up, if we just parted a little bit like this,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: we would see it like, well, no, what actually happened?
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: How'd you feel about the life slash marriage coach at
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Michelle and Jesse's house.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I thought you got right to the point. He's like,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: y'all are done. Yeah, He's like, so tell me the
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: last time that you were attracted to him? Never?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. She's like, I'm not interested in answering that question.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not looking. It's not good.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Almost is. It's like gonna be how Janet's kid arrives
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: and there's no nursery, not even one thing set up.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: It looks like the baby nursery looks like arian his bedroom.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: So like.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Going well, but Janet shows him Kristen's Instagram story about
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: feeling disrespected. She doesn't understand how CHRISTI can feel that way.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: When she's thrown everyone under the bus. I feel like
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Janet's the bus driver. I feel like Janet is the
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: bus driver. But I do think no matter who is
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: wrong or right in any situation, A vague passive aggressive
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  Speaker 2: social media story.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: It is never the answer. No, it's not, because then
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: you can people can interpret that in any way they
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: see fit to fill their own narrative, and you're just
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: gonna get yourself in trouble.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like either say exactly what it is that you
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: want to say or say nothing.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: See, I'm not one of those vague Instagram story kind
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: of people, are you.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I think I'm pretty direct, Like I'm like, no, this, uh,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: this person pissed me off, or I'll repost something that
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: bothered me. But I don't know. I'd have to ask
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: other people. But I'm pretty sure I'm quite direct with
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: being an asshole me too, Like.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I don't beat around the bush. I don't put I
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: don't post like quotes like you know, so everybody can
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: be like, what's wrong, what happened?
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I'll never post I can't say this. I don't post
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: quotes in hopes that people are going like every morning
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I post a quote, but it has nothing. They're set
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: like months in advance. It has nothing to do with
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: my general mindset that day I've got.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: You're posting quotes with no meaning for your followers. That's
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: that's really what I do. It's who I am.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: But then Michelle and Jesse are planning out their Capri
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: themed dinner party that we hosted at an eighteen point
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: five million dollar home. They're listing.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Is it Capri or Capri?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I've always said Capri, but I think it's Capri Capri Capri.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Is that a sophisticated way to say it? Because it's
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: a sophisticated party. Yeah, it's very sophisticated, very sophisticated. That's
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: why we say Capri Capri. I've never been to Capri Capri.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: If you're from Ohio and you're not sophisticated, you say Capri.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Have you got to Capri? And then how are you
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: going to go to Pasitano? But everyone arrives at this
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: pre Capri capriy themed dinner party and luc is hoping
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: for peace. It's not happening, Luke, There's never going to
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: be peace, Luke, Hello, come on. Kristen apologizes to Michelle
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: and ask to speak with her later. Michelle doesn't seem
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: interested at the moment. Now that Michelle's speaking, I like
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: her a lot more. I do too.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that she had a voice for the
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: first what is it the first couple episodes, but now
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: she does good for her Yeah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I thought she was like Ariel when Ursula stole her
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: little voice, thing like, but then all of a sudden
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: she hadn't. I like it. I'm interested in what she
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: has to say. I think the reason she wasn't talking
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: is because whatever she has to say is going to
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: be that she hates her husband.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she just chows to take the fifth in
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: life in general, She's afraid if someone says, how is
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: your day going, instead of being like great, she'll be
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: like I hate him, So she just says nothing.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Janet wasn't at the girls' night, so she doesn't know
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: exactly what happened. I mean, there's a lot of stuff,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: but I think the thing that is lingering on is
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: that they're completely ignoring the initial accusation that Michelle said,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: don't say gay was protecting the children, And I'm confused
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: why this isn't the.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Crux of the conversation. That's what I didn't understand either,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: because I feel like that's where it all started, but
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: no one went back to that, so.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I have a hard time understanding exactly what was said
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: and the timeline and who said what all I know
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: is Kristen's getting beat up at all she did was
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: repeat something.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And also I'm not saying Michelle is anything that she's
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: being accused of. She's dealt with her own shit. I mean,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: she married Jessee, she went for it. Yeah, and she's
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: getting her punishment, whether whether or not it happened.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Her life is a daily punishment. But I do think
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: that Jesse did his homework.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Because bringing up the reason that Kristin was fired from
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: reality TV, Yeah, I was like he knew what he
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: was doing. Yeah he did.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He was like, Jacks move over, Yeah, hold by Persecco,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: what is the jacket?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Hold my Picasso jacket? Yeah?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: And my apall spars.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Lease.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm about to put this up.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Kristin. It was nice knowing you, but I'm going to
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: end this situation, even though I'm the biggest douche lord
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: on television. Apparently. Either way, then it ends on it
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: to be continued and we get into The Valley Season one,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: episode four. All right, now we are back to talk
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: about episode four of the Valley. We're back at Michelle
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: and Jesse's party. Kristen tries to tell Michelle that she
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: protects her, but everyone makes fun of that statement, which
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: we know now by seeing the trailer, Kristen knows something
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: that she hasn't shared yet, which is clearly what she's
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: alluding to. But I have to say, judging by Zach's
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: pikachuw face, he may be guilty of.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Sturing the pot heiku chew?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Is that what you said? I also wonder how Jax
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: is the one who attempts to be the voice of
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: reason on this show.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I also want to know how during this dinner
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: party that how is Jack's not involved in all of
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: this drama, Like there is a dinner party with just
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: things being hurled everywhere back and forth, and none of
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: it had to do with Jacks or anything he said
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: or did.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Because I think that Jacks may not always make the
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: right choices clearly, but I think he knows that he
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: was also canceled once and he's not.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm not even He's like, I'm not saying shit.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I am not saying shit on this. I'm gonna let
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: my boy Jesse do the dirty work.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yep, I am out of.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: It, Like I just.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, if anyone needs depants, I'm here. I am
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: that guy, but I'm not getting involved in this.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: If anyone wants to talk about not wanting to have
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: sex with their wife, I'll chime in.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: But that's really where I stand here.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Then we but also like the transition from like this
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: kind of drama to then them being with their kids.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: It's also hard for me to like process like I'm like,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like Joe trying to process stuff, like I'm like,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: what is happening? Because then we were with Cruise a
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: speech therapist. Yeah, which like kind of that every parent
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: can relate to that.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I know, I I that stuff like that makes me
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: sad because I know, as a parent, if your child
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: isn't developing as quickly or they're a little different, or
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you know, I have twin boys, so I get it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: One is like really great at math, the other one isn't.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I worry about the one that isn't. So I totally understand.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: And you can't help, but like there is always going
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: to be that portion of like comparison, and especially I
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: would say for your first child, you're even.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: More aware of hyper aware.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: You're hyper aware, Yeah, like you're hyper aware to anything
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: because it's your first.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Then the third one comes along and you're I'm like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: whatever does i'd still it's the bed and have some
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: her She kisses for dinner.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Fine, Oh you don't want dinner, you want a food
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: by the foot, Go for it. Eat ten.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Take him to bed with you. You should keep him
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: in your room. Oh you want to?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Oh you want to bring your iPad to your room
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: to watch it all night? No problem, don't care. I'll
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: still be in at seven point thirty to wake you
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: up for school.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You know what, brushing your teeth is option at all.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Listen, you brush your teeth in the morning, so you're good. Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Then Kristin once again texting Michelle saying her secrets are safe.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? I mean, have you ever texted
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: someone and said your secrets are safe with me? And
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: then Michelle reads it?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: So I don't know.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: If I actually had a secret, I wouldn't share the
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: text message.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand the whole secret safe with me thing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I think Michelle read it because she clearly knows that
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: her her secret is not safe with Kristin. Well, clearly not.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: But this but that's not the secret. The secret is
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: still coming. Right, But we've we we as viewers already
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: know the secret and that's that she hates her husband,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: that she's a Republican.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: She's a I is the president.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I hate Jesse club.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I mean she.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Just hates him. She hates his gut gut, not just
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: his one gut, his one gut. Yeah, but they kind
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: of It's this episode, I feel like, is just more
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: of the same thing over and over. More.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It's more of the same conversation going round and around
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that we don't know exactly who said what, but clearly
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: we'll get to a finale with this conversation at some point.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like we're going to get through it
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: and we're going to ruin a marriage soon, so then
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: we're going to have wrapped right through whatever Janet did
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: in this game of telephone, which Nia told us, guys,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: this is a game of telephone.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: No shit, Nia, Welcome to reality TV.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Nia.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where you've been the last four episodes,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: but this is what reality TV is built on. But also.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Getting back to the kids stuff, because they all go
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: that now they're taking the kids to the fair. There's
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: a lot of fair content here. There is a lot
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: of I was like, are there are always as many fairs?
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I actually like the guys taking the kids to the fairer.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I even like how they film it and slow o,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: like they're like walking through the fair with their sunglasses on,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like pushing their strollers. Yeah, it would be cool.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Felt like a scene from the Hangover. But they actually
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: have real kids with them, right? But is there something
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: that biologically interferes with a man's ability to put a
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: car seat into a car? Kristin and Luke are on
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: a day conveniently at a place next to Sir. Kristin
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: thinks her friends feel threatened that she is a hot
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: thirty two year old boyfriend with a big penis and
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: a Hi labino.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And Rosie red cheeks. That's how I would describe Luke Colorado.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I like that she's into her boyfriend. That's great, that's
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: great news because it could be the father for children.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: But what I am confused about is when Brittany and
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Danny are at Kristen and Luke's apartment setting up a
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: romantic night for the two of them. I thought it
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: was going to be a proposal. What's happening in there? Well,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I really I don't know if I knawed off or
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: what happened, But like, it's.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Just a massage table in roses. But why, I don't know.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Is luc a massage therapist?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I couldn't grasp why this was happening. And then and
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: then I don't know. Something happened with the dog, Jill,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: like the big German shepherd. I think she ate some
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: of the roses, and then shit everywhere is the way.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: That's why?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Then well that's why. Then Luke couldn't come to the party.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Because he was cleaning up dog shit. Yeah, they Kristen said,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: it's because the dog has diarrhea, and I'm like, probably
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: because he ate the like massage.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Oil or or all the candles or the massage table
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Who needs a massage table if no, Like, bring in
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a sex chair if you want, But why are you
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: bringing in a massage table if you're not a massage therapist.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I don't get. I cannot understand. I think it was
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: solely a reason to show that other people were making
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: an effort that Brittany had to participate in. When Jacks
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: refuses to make an effort with Brittany, that's my guest.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: And he stares at other people's boobs and openly talks
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: about how he's not trying to his wife. When do
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you do you think? I don't know, I don't I
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: think when do we think the last time.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: That Jack's made Britney feel special or sexy or.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I have no idea. It's been a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: long time.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Then they're in the gala, Michelle walks in, I've
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: never I don't know that I've seen a hotter female
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: on reality television anytime recently.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: And Jesse looks a hot, freaking mess. He looks like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: a jockey.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Now, a jockey would be a step up, like it
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: would make it. I don't even understand. And then he's
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: like he looks at all the other guys and he's like,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: this is a real coat, but also dinner jacket. This
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: is a real dinner jacket. But I didn't really understand
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: what Danny was talking about either. When he was like,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to overshadow everybody with my look, I'm like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you're wearing a black suit.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Was he being facetious?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it's because he chose
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: to wear a tie.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: But where does one get a jacket like that?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe we should ask Ryan from Orange County,
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: because I feel like he would have worn it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, because I feel like Jesse's jacket
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: he was expensive. Yeah, So even though it was not
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a great look and he reminded me of a jockey,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I still figure it was something bougie and expensive.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think it was an expensive coat. Even
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: though it was a mistake, it was expensive.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It was an expensive mistake.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It was like their marriage. Then Michelle tells the story.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: We kind of already got through this booty call stuff,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: but we get into another conversation where they all decide
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: to walk outside. Kristin and Michelle and Jesse and Zach.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: They have a conversation, conversation. Luke's not there because he's
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: cleaning up dog shit. I think Kristin may have been
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: too drunk to have this conversation at this point in time.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't really understand. Well, first of all, I
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: didn't understand why Jesse got so heated and had to
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: go back inside and just you know, bang around inside
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: by himself.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: He he just went into like, tell production, I need
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: another skinny mark or approll sprits or whatever it is
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: that he wanted.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he just kind of huffs and puffs around
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and then he comes back.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Out and then they finish it up and then it's
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: coming up on the valley. Michelle tells everyone she doesn't
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: poop in front of Jesse, and Nia realizes she may
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: have high functioning postpartum depression, which if I mean, at
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: this point, I can't even imagine what she's going through
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: with so many little kids filming and reality television like that's.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Twins is a whole nother game. And then she's, yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I've been in that position. Annabelle was two twenty four
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: months old too when I had twins, so I had
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: three that were two and under, so I don't even
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: remember that time period. It was a blur, That's what
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, Like.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I I can't really even imagine. And also I want
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: you to think about where your life was at that
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: point in time, Like were you living in like an
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: apartment and like hustling, Like.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I was living in this big, large house I have
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: right now, and I wasn't working, but I was not
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: filming a TV show, So I know what it's like
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: to film a TV show.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: So if you add the.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: TV show that, I know what that's like. To newborn
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: twins plus a two year old. I don't know how
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: she does it, and I think that's why she's not
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: She's not like a main character. She just doesn't have
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: the energy for it. She doesn't have main character energy
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: because she's trying to survive, and I think she will.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I think once she gets through like this.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I think having a babysitter come for your like small
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: little children while you go to film and fight feels
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: very different than like.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: When they're toddlers. Then you feel much more comfortable straight. Yeah,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I mean my children are older now, so I'm fine
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, they're fine. They can understand these kind
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: of conversations.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: But I do need to know. Do you poop in
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: front of Shane? No?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Never, And that's not because of me, that's because of Shane.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He is like he likes a division between anything that
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: has to do with the bathroom. He doesn't even like
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: it when I pee with the door open, he gets
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: really upset and he comes up and he shuts the door.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: But do you have two toilets in your bathroom or
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: do you go to a different one?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: No, So we have a large main bathroom in the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: primary bedroom. And like he has his sink over here
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: and mine's over here.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: But then there's one.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Toilet, but it's in closed, like it's in its own room.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: It's not just like in the bedroom.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Does ultimately poop on the same toilet that your husband's does?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It does, but he just doesn't want to know about it.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Hear it, see it, smell it like nothing ever.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: See now I kind of wonder about me and I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: don't we talk about it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, do you think it enhances your relationship
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: or it's detrimental it doesn't.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: We kind of like we kind of just I'll be
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: like want either one of us will be like it's
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: not going to be a great morning, I didn't get
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: to go, or you know, like it's just a part
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: of our life. But I've always talked about poop.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Always like how detailed are you? Like, man, that was
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a big one. You should have seen that one.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: No, No, Like Dove will be like, mom, did you
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: see it was a banana size? And I'm like, Dove,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: that's too much information. But like ever in my entire family,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: like my sister or my brothers, that whole portion of
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: my family will be like are we going to I
• 34:31
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• 34:33
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• 34:38
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• 34:41
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  Speaker 2: Season one, episode two, recap and three. I had to
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: get Matt and George to send me pictures of everybody
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: so that I can remember everyone's name.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oh so you have like que cards, I don't. I'm
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: just gonna I'll just do the best I can Oh,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna wing it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Because I didn't do this first episode pod with you.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I need to know who you think is likable from
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: this show. Who do I think is well, it depends
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: on which episode we're at now. Just in general, this
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: is a blanket statement.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Well, there's only a few that I actually like stick
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: out in my mind so far. I mean, I like
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Telly a lot. I think she's very likable even when
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: she's crazy, because she brings it back down and she's reasonable.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: And what's the one, the blonde Hannah? I like Hannah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Hannah's a lot. She's very extra, but I like her.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And I like Priscilla. She's Brazilian.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I like her.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: She's like the one with the spread eagle one.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, they have their little like queue cards
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: and this is what they say. Hannah says, serves the seduction,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Marciano says, delivers the drama.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Eric, who just saw his police report.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Manages the chaos. Kelly shakes up trouble, Andre wars on
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: the charm. Grace airs the dirty laundry. I want to
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: know how Grace and Emily. Grace and Emily are.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: The housekeepers and Grace is the youngest one, right, and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: her dad's a pastor.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: And then she cries about the makeup. Yeah yeah, Priscilla
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: dishes the dirt. Gabriella, who I like, I think she's likable,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: gets the party started. Anthony the chef, who I was
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: sure was like my age, and then they panned up
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: his age and he was very young.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I was like twenty five.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: He turns up the heat and then Caroline stirs the pot,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: and then Steven spices up the swore as that's a swore,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: a sore as.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: That's another sophisticated word. It's above you know, it's I mean,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's another way to say party.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: I don't even know that we need to fully break
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: down all of these episodes because there's two first question,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: do you like it? I do like it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: It's still like the Valley better Yeah, I don't know,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like it's just the Saint. It's going
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: to be the same formula every time, but maybe not.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I know, I wonder until other people
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: start hooking up other than Marciano and Hannah, I wonder
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: how we're going to move forward, Like just being concerned
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: on which girls cross their legs and which they don't.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I have to say, I do not think that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: As a Priscilla. I don't think her legs were spread eagle.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: They weren't as she her knees were open, but I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: felt like hers were crossed, but her knees were open.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: But I feel like the camera, did you see the
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: camera like they were making sure that they were showing
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Marciana like looking down.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: But I don't even know, Like I don't know, but
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I mean even at the dinner where when Telly pushed Marciano,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Gabrielle goes into like calm them down, and it's all
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: about the guests having this nice dinner. It's a lot
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: of like chaos about movement when ultimately it's three locations.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: You're either on the lawn, you're at the bar, or
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: you're on the gravel. Like it's not brain surgery here.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you're going to be in one of
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: those three spots.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: And how many times has Lisa said don't drink and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: they just all drink?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Well, they all, but also do they not realize they're
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: being recorded? I really Oh there's the ballroom too, sorry
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: the ballroom.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's another location. There are four.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Which group of couples have you I mean, which group
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: to enter the villa? Do you like the most? As
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: in the guests?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't know the first couple that did
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: this price proposal. I don't really feel like you got
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: to know them very well. That's the thing I feel like.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Well, also, I recognized one of the guys who's done
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: my hair before, which gave me some many flags, Like
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, how how organic is this show? Because
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: you used to be Laura Righetti's assistant and now you're
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: the guest to Vanderfump Villa.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Oh was he one of the guests that was with
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the couple that was getting engaged? Yesh? Was he her
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: hair guy? I don't know.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I texted Laura and I said, I don't know if
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I'm losing my mind or not, but like, is your
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: old assistant on Vanner Pump Villain. She's like, I haven't
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: watched it yet.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: But yes, But I was like, looks lack sound.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: But he didn't say.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Any words, but I was like, it's all fun. Note
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: when in the next episode where Harlan gets her hair
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: done for her Butterfly ball and Patrick's doing her hair,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: that's who did Gina's hair makeup for our first reunion
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Season thirteen of Real Housewives of Orange County. That was
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: not the air that she got the heat about that
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Hobly was, Oh shit, hold on is this Patrick that
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: did that? Does Lisa's hair well?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: He always uses a bumpet. I love him, but I've
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: seen that bumpet so many times. He plugs it right
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: in and ya. I'm like, no, no, I do they
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: go on these outings. They wear matching outfits. Each day
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: is a new matching outfit. If I wore that purple
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: tight like her shirt, the boy that I would be
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: pitting out would be unbelievable.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I like the little cute dresses, though I do too.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I mean waitressy dresses. Those are fun.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I think that that I mean, I think there's parts
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: that are really fun. Marciano trying to become Jack's Taylor
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: is not sitting well with me.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: You think he's trying too hard, Like you think he's
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just acting like he's not being himself. He's just trying
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: to be the number one guy in the group. I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: think he's trying to be the number one guy in
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the group.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: If he's not.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: And Hannah is really in love with that guy.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I really want to have a conversation with Hannah and
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: be like, please explain it to me, like he is
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: the worst.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: But now, but then she has proven that she is
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: also the worst, so maybe it makes sense. It could
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: make sense.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I want to know. I do love how Lisa like
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: pops in and then she's like, you know what, I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: so busy running my other businesses. I have to come
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: and go. So it's why I have to leave Eric
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: thunder thunder Underpants.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Eric Thunderpants will be in charge.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think between Eric Thunderpants, who really has no
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: style with planning or doing anything, and Marciano wanting to
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: be Jack's but missing insight and even a sense of humor,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: it doesn't bode well for him.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: No, well, here's my question about Eric Thunderpants. The entire episode,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: this last episode, all he talks about is how he
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: has to do everyone's job. But what is it that
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: he's doing that is actually everyone's job? Other than complaining
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: that he's doing everyone's job? But do you think I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: mean agreed? But also do you think he's talking to
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: himself or he's talking to production. I don't know who
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: he's talking to, but he says it multiple times.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: And also, do you think that Priscilla regrets that episode
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: one she wanted to make out with him in the pool.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I definitely think so. She was, like I called that
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: one wrong about Night one.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: First impressions can be very wrong, exactly, Lisa, you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: having the conversations with Kelly and trying to really invest
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: in the relationships, Like I do like some of it,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: but I also am like, I'm trying to remember the
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: last trip that I went on where I hung out
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: with like, where all all the people working at the
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: house or the event or whatever it may be, hung
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: out with the guest the entire time. It just doesn't happen.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't happen. But I this is the part
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I don't understand is that the formula of this show.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Every time there's new guests that check in, there's like
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: four guests, and then the staff hangs out with them
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the whole time.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: And then I think there's gonna be makeouts with the
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: guests as my guest, because there's not enough of them
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: that seem that they could be interesting. I mean, I
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: feel like the pastor's daughter is going to have a
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: little bit of an issue because something's gonna happen. Then
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: there's the other girl that's currently the housekeeper that wants
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: to take Telly's job, So we're going to deal with that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: There's to be some hierarchy type things, right, But I
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: don't really know what else we're going to get. I mean,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: the only current relationship. I mean, I didn't personally care
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: that the chef burnt her croissant because she forgot about it.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't understand why Marciano got so mad
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: about it and refused to help her take the croissant
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: out of the oven. Like.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Also, it wasn't like she didn't have the recipe to
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: make something. She just forgot something was in the upstairs
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: staff oven.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Right, But I did think it was very mature that
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: he put it in her bed. But also, why is
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: he so offended by that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: The amount of times that I've burnt popcorn and everyone
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: in my house just has to deal with me forgetting
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I guess it's because we don't know that because
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: we all know you're not a chef.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, So, but if I was a chef, if
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I accidentally forgot something and made a mistake with something
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: like heating up a croissant or popping popcorn, you'd be offended.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, not at all me neither. I might put
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: it in your bed, though, I would do that. I mean,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be honest.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Do you think that at the end of this season
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: we're gonna see Hannah and Marciano together or shit's gonna
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: get really bad?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Well, if we see them together, the question is how
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: long will it last before he screws somebody else?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Well, we already know and like scenes to come that
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: he's gonna hook up with a guest. Oh yeah, absolutely,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: And why is he the only one that's gonna hook
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: up with a guest?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What do you think is gonna happen with Andre? Because
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: he's really nice? I think he's so sweet he deserves
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: some nice girl like.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: But he already said Priscilla is not his type. And
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: then the other chick, the pastor's daughter, she's into him too.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's gonna be some.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I actually I actually cried a little bit when Andre
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: talked about how he didn't have parents. I actually got
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a little teary eyed. I think I missed that part.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: What does that say about us? I didn't miss it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I cried.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I know now I'm trying to remember when he went
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: in Lisa's office because they filled out the guest card yes, yes, yes,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and the guest said they liked Tally and Andre, and
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: then Tally left and she and he started crying, and
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: she's like, why are you so upset? And He's like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: because I don't really have like parents to share that with.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: And I felt I felt I felt that, yeah, and
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: he said like I was.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I always want like the approval of others.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: In the fact that I was chosen as the first pick, yes,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I did feel emotional about that, but I didn't necessarily
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: feel emotional about the fact that the relationships on Vanner Frump,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Villa Mate, the Valley relationship seem aspirational.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Well, there's really no relationships so far other than Marciano
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: and Hannah, So that's the basis for relationships on this show. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I mean at the end of the third episode that
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: we're recapping, Eric is talking to himself again. I wonder
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: if he's you know, we've talked about it to production,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: or is he drinking or is he batshit crazy. I
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: also want to know, like how this casting process works,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: because you have to remember they're all going to like
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: a remote look, not a remote location, but they're all
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: going to a location they're not in their setting of
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: where they live.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: So is this just it seems like there was a
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: casting call in.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Vegas, right, That's what I was saying. But is Eric
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Thunderpants from Vegas?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: He's like from Missouri or something.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But the drama between Eric and Steven
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: don't care, don't don't We can keep talking about it.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not worried about it, to be honest, I don't
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: care if the table's on the gravel, the patio, the ballroom,
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: none of that shit matters to me. But I also
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: don't like plan parties. You do that well, I don't
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: so like for me, I'm like.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't see. I don't understand. Why do
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you feel like Eric as a house as a manager,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the chateau manager. I feel like the best way to
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: get respect from your employees is by earning respect, and
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think he acts like that. I think he
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: demands respect, which makes everyone repelled by him.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I think he's like trying to pretend that he's Matthew
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: McConaughey and he's not.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I also wonder if if there is a memo or
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: something went around that said that they could only button
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: their shirts up two but not three. Yeah, it's three
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: buttons up way too much. No, like you have to
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: see the man cleavage in order.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: To work at Vanner from Villa.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was probably the only criteria. Please
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: put this shirt on and only button the first two buttons. Okay,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: you're hired.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I also want to know why everybody on this cast
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: has an aversion to drinking from a glass. Like they're
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: all drinking from a bottle all the time, whether it's
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: wine booze, like they're just pouring it into their mouth.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Even the episode one where Priscilla and Thunderpants are like,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: you know, having their swim, they're drinking wine from the bottle,
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: and then the other ones are drinking like the other,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: like the bartenders and everybody else. They're taking shots from
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: the bottle and like, are we.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with cups? I guess because they're not to
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: be doing it. So if you actually pour in a cup,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: that takes longer and.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Then there's a trusted Yeah, I guess that's a good idea.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: We'll decide if we're going to keep watching Vanner Pump
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Villa so far. I'm I liked it more before I
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: heard from others how much they disliked it, because I
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: just am fair weather like that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You're just easily persuaded.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't help but like that.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So should we continue to recap it or
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: should we just stick to the Valley and making fun
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: of Jesse?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the Valley and Vanner Pump rules. Do
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: we stick with that or do we do we need
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: to delve in to Vanner pump Villa further, That is
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: the question. Let us know. Thanks you guys, Thank you