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OUTRO: Hotel Habits · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Uh, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw targets for to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday. I'm radio hurreck here.
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  Speaker 1: Good a fellas, yeah right right, welcome back man, Yeah man,
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  Speaker 1: thanks fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Good to be back straight to Taranaki.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tune me up a bit keasy somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have access to that.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be a right man?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 5: How we going mere?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah we are in Karanaki here and in an
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  Speaker 1: empty bar at the moment. But if you're worry news,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and she's going to be pecked to the brim.
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  Speaker 5: On's the shows.
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  Speaker 6: It's funny that we say Taranaki, isn't it? Because we're
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  Speaker 6: in New Plymouth And if we go to christ Church,
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  Speaker 6: we don't say we're in Canary. We just say we're
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  Speaker 6: in christ Church.
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  Speaker 4: Why is that? Do you think feels I.
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  Speaker 5: Might just start saying New Plymouth? Actually?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, now have to wait for Jason to fix am.
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  Speaker 4: Not really, we could have just covered for him.
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  Speaker 1: You could have just carried on, you know, I would
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  Speaker 1: have appreciated that. So what's been going on since I've
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  Speaker 1: been away.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit of chit chatting that we had a heckoy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's a bit of a heckoy going on.
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  Speaker 4: What else happened?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you would have heard about the elections in America?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I heard about those a while back up here,
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  Speaker 1: as as previously discussed.
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  Speaker 5: I've I've tuned out of that.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 5: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Keys, that's good, mate, I've tuned out that.
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  Speaker 5: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: I love that, and so I don't do politics anymore.
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  Speaker 4: That's good. It's good. You're quite bad politics.
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  Speaker 1: Now. I'm just gonna let fascism have its way, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and be one of the silent people that didn't say
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  Speaker 1: anything when it was happening.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh you're good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna forgive Keysy. He's just waking up from his
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  Speaker 1: nana net. He's just waking up.
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  Speaker 7: Do you know what's happening is I thought we were
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  Speaker 7: gonna do the podcast. I'll throw it like three forty five.
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  Speaker 1: Well, why would we do that, because then we'll be
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  Speaker 1: starting the show at the end of the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: But that's what we do every day.
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  Speaker 7: We warm into the inc You've just sprung it on
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  Speaker 7: us because you're bored and a bit grumpy and you've
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  Speaker 7: caught me off guard and you know I'm still warming
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  Speaker 7: up over here.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, that's okay.
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  Speaker 7: Um, see see what you've got nothing man.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just waiting for you guys to stop fiddling
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  Speaker 1: with the dials and.
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  Speaker 5: Just sat talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: Sound like ship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah no, I was tuning jam he is Keysy.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what this podcast is going great so far.
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what this is.
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  Speaker 7: Award actually, dilly dilly, can you replay the sting from
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  Speaker 7: the top.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I'm not doing it?
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, and we'll just act like we're starting freish.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a reset.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all you bastards loving the Big Show podcast get
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  Speaker 2: up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for
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  Speaker 2: dogging four to seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 3: Mike, welcome back, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Any of you guys beat off in the hotel room?
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  Speaker 1: No with the children here, Oh that's okay. They won't
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  Speaker 1: hear us way over in the corner.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah no, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Actually okay, I'm right Nextakezi, so I know for a
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  Speaker 1: fat he did.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what's funny.
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  Speaker 1: This is the weird and the weird thing about it,
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  Speaker 1: which I never realized. He talks to himself.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what was I saying? Did I talk to myself?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, Keezy, get.
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  Speaker 4: It, boy, get it. That's the way to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Kesy, you can do it, big fellow, Come on.
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  Speaker 7: The Whole Archy Big Show by days from four on
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  Speaker 7: Radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the ha Wracky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 7: Because my room's next to Jason's and I think I'm
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  Speaker 7: in between you two. I'm seven two three, Mogi, you're
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  Speaker 7: seven to two Jace seven to four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, soon a sandwich between Mogi and Hoidy j.
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  Speaker 7: As soon as I went into my room and sat
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  Speaker 7: down on the bed, got my laptop out, I heard
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  Speaker 7: the person behind my head, which is Jace, put the
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  Speaker 7: blinds down.
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  Speaker 4: Well here we go.
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  Speaker 1: It's I can tell you that's inaccurate because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: put the blinds down, I pulled the curtains across in
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  Speaker 1: the room.
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  Speaker 6: What it was, Well, i've got I've got I've got
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  Speaker 6: a blind, Keisy, So that would have been me. Maybe
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  Speaker 6: it was h Yeah, rolling you're blind?
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  Speaker 5: Where you're going? Fully?
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  Speaker 4: Because because I had a nap, Oh right, and an
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  Speaker 4: hour and a half.
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  Speaker 3: Nat what made you sleep?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? The completely could sleep last night. Okay, its discussed.
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  Speaker 6: I got on the sleeping pills and it takes it
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  Speaker 6: out of your sleeping pills and ship. Yeah, it's really
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  Speaker 6: not good. It's like a last It's like, well I
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  Speaker 6: couldn't get to sleep that, I'll just ever go. And
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  Speaker 6: then my kid got up nineteen times and I thought
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  Speaker 6: if I'd take enough drugs here, I might just be
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  Speaker 6: able to sleep.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, funnily enough I was. I got back from
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  Speaker 5: Australia yesterday night was pretty naked.
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  Speaker 4: You mean last night? You mean yesterday night?
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  Speaker 3: What did I say yesterday night?
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  Speaker 4: Hell?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and my daughter had a boyfriend day. But God,
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  Speaker 1: but carry on in that room. And I don't mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need to talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not talking shag. And I mean it's just noisy.
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  Speaker 5: And my daughter has no concept of going in and
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  Speaker 5: out of her room quietly.
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  Speaker 1: There's always banging doors and shit. So I went in
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  Speaker 1: there at about one o'clock in the morning and my
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  Speaker 1: undies going, what the fuck are you doing in there?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we're just making the bed, So can you do
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  Speaker 5: it a bit quieter please? And then we're back to bed.
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  Speaker 3: Will you act your undies?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: What kind of hondays do your roll? Well do you
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  Speaker 4: have do you have sleepy time mondays? No?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I wear the undies I was wearing during the day.
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  Speaker 5: It's to see just what's wrong with that fucking.
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  Speaker 6: Change about the amount of feces that's been backed up
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  Speaker 6: against you.
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  Speaker 4: You've been sweetening in the bastards all day.
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  Speaker 1: You have a shower, so you're okay, all right, it's
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  Speaker 1: established this are you saying to me, you guys, shower
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  Speaker 1: and change your undies before you go to bed.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not I did, right, If especially if I've
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  Speaker 6: if I've had a dart at night and I know
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  Speaker 6: my wife doesn't want to smell that, then I will,
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  Speaker 6: Well it means getting in the shower. That's why I'm
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  Speaker 6: having the shower, Not because of my andies, right, but
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  Speaker 6: because he has a darties. To be fair, I will
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  Speaker 6: just thanks mate, I'll just I go to bed nude.
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  Speaker 3: I got a big nude too.
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  Speaker 4: I just have my beer anus against the sheets, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and my filthy down.
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  Speaker 1: What sort of clustered feud.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, this is good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: After a big beef burger and a few beers.
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  Speaker 7: It was funny last night because I was out till
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  Speaker 7: very very late. Were you it's doing like this thing
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  Speaker 7: for PlayStation.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's right. I forgot to go easy on Keezy. No, no,
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  Speaker 4: no beers.
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  Speaker 7: Unfortunately, but they turned the skytower into one of those
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  Speaker 7: carnival things where you hit the thing at the bottom
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  Speaker 7: and it wipes up depending on how hard you hit
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  Speaker 7: the hammer the entire skytower.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: And so we were doing that till about eleven thirty.
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  Speaker 7: Then I dropped my mate off. I said, yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: drop you off.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: He's about fifteen minutes further out west than me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And the motorway was closed and the backway to his
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  Speaker 3: house was closed, and so I didn't get home till
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  Speaker 3: after midnight. And then I was like, I've got to
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  Speaker 3: go to get it up early in the morning, and
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  Speaker 3: blah blah was there.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't because he had you said, get there for
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  Speaker 1: what eight thirty?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 7: I left at seven point thirty, right, Well, no, that's
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  Speaker 7: a lie. Actually I left at quarter two seven. But
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  Speaker 7: I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna have
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  Speaker 7: a shower, go to bed, watch something, and just go
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  Speaker 7: fuck I'm having a bad sleep anyway, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 7: make it really bad, but enjoy myself.
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  Speaker 4: Oh cool, mates, And that's true for all.
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  Speaker 3: There really is a shower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, to clarify, I don't change my undies
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  Speaker 1: when I just take off my shit, I take off
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  Speaker 1: my jeans, I take off my socks, and I go.
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  Speaker 5: I will often put a clean T shirt on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh nice, like a really big one, like one of
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  Speaker 3: your wives ones.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and of course my night cap with a little
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  Speaker 5: sort of bubble at the end of it.
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  Speaker 3: A little candlestick holder.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my little candlestick holder. Then I beat off and
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  Speaker 5: fall asleep.
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  Speaker 3: Did you crank the hog?
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  Speaker 5: Crank the hog? And my wife's like again again.
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  Speaker 4: To the girls, though, aren't you just.
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  Speaker 6: Whim? Was the last time you actually, oh God, come
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  Speaker 6: and ask the question relieved yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I went for wheeze about an hour.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the last time that you might have to
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  Speaker 4: beat this out. This might be regardless, too much balth
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  Speaker 4: even for a podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Ejaculated about three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm about a week. I'm getting the better week.
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  Speaker 5: Now, where are you at?
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  Speaker 2: Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Half an hour? You go serious? Three weeks ago for me?
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  Speaker 4: It's about a week three and a half.
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  Speaker 7: Jesus, I'll be tripodding around the place, you guys, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: my ball pretty explicit detail.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to go there.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, we apologize for this particular podcast. I think
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  Speaker 5: we're all about tired.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure it's probably a month for me, yeah, probably
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  Speaker 1: about five weeks for me.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it's probably more about fifteen minutes for me, I'd say. Actually,
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  Speaker 7: if I'm really thinking about it, I love how we
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  Speaker 7: waited till we had a family of very young children
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  Speaker 7: listening in on this podcast is probably one of the
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  Speaker 7: filthiest ones.
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  Speaker 4: We've ever done.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think we need to just put a disclaimer on?
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  Speaker 7: And just one thing I need you to know too,
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  Speaker 7: is that your voice does echo across the room because
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  Speaker 7: I took my headphones off before and everyone can hear it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely loud. And actually, can you can you
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  Speaker 4: beat that? Can you beat that? Out beat? One? Out beat? What?
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  Speaker 4: Out beat? What? Out? That word that I use? I'm
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  Speaker 4: in a precarious situation. Why is that?
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Who listens?
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  Speaker 4: Someone listens? That's right, No, that's right. Now, we're right.
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  Speaker 4: We'll move on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sweet as you just got to own it, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I love it in restaurants and you find it quite
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  Speaker 1: often bird.
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  Speaker 4: Life, bird life by what you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know you'll be in a restaurant and
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  Speaker 1: there'll be birds just flying around, shitting all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a few ben chickens over and I was
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  Speaker 1: there's plenty of them ben chickens. And another one bush
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  Speaker 1: turkeys and they're massive. They're like, well, they're just massive
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  Speaker 1: turkeys wander.
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  Speaker 7: Around really yeah, wild, actual turkeys, actual turkeys, because ben
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  Speaker 7: chickens aren't chickens.
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  Speaker 4: Way was it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Lindfield, beautiful out that way, mate, Just nice mate.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, that was good.
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  Speaker 4: Just a little bit further afield, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: It is? It is, But it's good to be back, Fellas.
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  Speaker 5: Really fired up.
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  Speaker 6: For the show today, and we will be once we start,
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  Speaker 6: just all guns of blaze and all the way towards
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  Speaker 6: the end of the year, Fellers.
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  Speaker 4: The pretty exciting stuff, isn't it.
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  Speaker 7: The thing is, I'm expecting quite a big show from
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  Speaker 7: what he j because he's done nothing but a pain
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  Speaker 7: in the ass all day, like a huge pain of
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  Speaker 7: the AARs. It started with him pretending that he isn't
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  Speaker 7: coming to Tartanaki the we're all that's quite funny. But
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  Speaker 7: you are coming in too, Tanaki R. Because it would
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  Speaker 7: just be a real pain in the ass. I can't
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  Speaker 7: even remember all the other ship, it's all blended into
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  Speaker 7: one anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good stuff radio, all right, thanks mate, Okay, good
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  Speaker 5: on your
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.