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- 0:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Captain's log four hundred and nineteen.
- 0:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Dang.
- 0:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Seriously, I've recorded almost five hundred of these things.
- 0:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine: That's nuts.
- 0:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Anyways, Captain Bret and Jemaine here.
- 0:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Although I'm just going to claim a new title.
- 0:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Blaster master.
- 0:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine: After the truly epic stunt I pulled against the Ramesses I
- 0:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine: knew buy myself a big freaking blaster was a good idea.
- 0:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I just hadn't recognized how genius it was until now.
- 0:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I must admit, though, that I'm a
- 0:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine: bit concerned about what the
- 0:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine: late captain Bob mentioned, what
- 0:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: with another mining company
- 0:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: being jealous and coming after
- 0:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: us.
- 0:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's a heck of an aggressive move, and only someone truly
- 0:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine: desperate and villainous would pull such a stunt.
- 0:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I have my suspicions, but no one quite locked down yet.
- 0:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I can only hope that most of the oddities that have been going on
- 0:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine: with the ship are also related to this attack.
- 0:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Heck, if they were able to get a tracker on the hatchet, there's
- 1:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: a good chance they were goofing with our computers and
- 1:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine: communication systems as well.
- 1:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It doesn't exactly answer the
- 1:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: concerns about tabs death,
- 1:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine: though.
- 1:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Not sure how they'd pull that off unless Jim, who I certainly
- 1:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine: suspect is connected to all of this, is to blame.
- 1:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Or we really do have a space ghost, which I doubt.
- 1:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I suppose we'll just have to sit back and see what comes next.
- 1:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine: But with our harvest run nearly done, hopefully we won't have
- 1:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine: any further concerns.
- 1:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Losing Tab has been sparking a lot of memories.
- 1:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine: My late wife.
- 1:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I suppose it's something I've
- 1:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: not really shared in these logs
- 1:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: as much on our previous famed
- 1:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: bee run.
- 1:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine: She had come along and, well, never made it back.
- 1:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: She was found dead on this very
- 1:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: ship, much in the same way that
- 1:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: tab was found, now that I think
- 1:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine: about it.
- 1:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Ripped apart, covered in a strange goo.
- 1:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I've been doing my best to hold back my fears and terror, mostly
- 2:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: for Bowie and merry sake since they weren't here last time.
- 2:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine: But honestly, I probably
- 2:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: shouldn't have brought Murray at
- 2:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine: all.
- 2:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Not that I had much choice.
- 2:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Babysitting is one industry that has really inflated over the
- 2:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine: last couple hundred years.
- 2:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's hardly worth the cost to get away from your kid for even
- 2:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: a couple of hours anyways.
- 2:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'm sure my therapist would be having a field day hearing me
- 2:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine: talk about all of this.
- 2:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Making major strides for setting
- 2:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine: my feelings free or something
- 2:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine: like that.
- 2:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I digress.
- 2:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I fear whatever took her isn't
- 2:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine: done with the old Hackett, but I
- 2:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: hope and pray we make it through
- 2:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: safely.
- 2:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Heck, with the profits from this run, I might finally be able to
- 2:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: get out of this deadly business.
- 2:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Captain Britain Germain signing off.
- 3:01Cameron: Welcome back to episode three.
- 3:04Cameron: Don't do that with the well,
- 3:06Cameron: you're just making me nervous
- 3:07Cameron: with the.
- 3:07Cameron: Breathe towards that tower and it's coming down.
- 3:10Cameron: This is this is fun as the.
- 3:12Cameron: Well, actually, I don't want to make it full well actually.
- 3:14Cameron: So that was my theory that I was going to tell you guys while you
- 3:17Cameron: were in the bathroom that if, if you make it fall over, you die
- 3:20Cameron: and we win.
- 3:21Cameron: Well, one of the NPCs dies.
- 3:22Cameron: Oh, that's okay, we got Murray.
- 3:24Cameron: It wouldn't be Murray.
- 3:25Cameron: Dang it.
- 3:26Cameron: Gosh dang it.
- 3:27Bowie Masters: We gotta get back into it before this tower falls over.
- 3:30Cameron: Yeah. Uh, so we're in episode three of horror on the S.S.
- 3:34Cameron: Hecate.
- 3:35Cameron: I'm Cameron hygienic, your DM, which stands for Dread Master.
- 3:39Cameron: I am joined today by Skylar
- 3:41Cameron: Gorsett playing the Captain
- 3:42Cameron: Britain Jermaine.
- 3:44Cameron: I'm also joined by David Bergen playing the Ice Harvester.
- 3:47Bowie Masters: Bowie Masters.
- 3:50Cameron: And finally, I'm joined by Quinn
- 3:52Cameron: Newton playing the pilot slash
- 3:53Cameron: first mate slash brother of the
- 3:55Cameron: captain Barry.
- 3:56Cameron: Jermaine, your voice changed.
- 3:58Barry Jermaine: Their married Germaine.
- 4:00Cameron: All right.
- 4:00Cameron: And the last thing that happened was they just made the extremely
- 4:05Cameron: difficult be run through the the rings and they have found
- 4:09Cameron: themselves in the B ring of Saturn, the rare ring, the ring
- 4:14Cameron: that apparently on the last news report you heard that three
- 4:18Cameron: other ships have died trying to get to this.
- 4:21Cameron: So you're here now?
- 4:23Cameron: Uh, there's a there's another
- 4:25Cameron: side shot similar to the one
- 4:26Cameron: that we did with, uh, tab in the
- 4:28Cameron: first episode of Barry, you
- 4:30Cameron: know, looking intensely at the
- 4:32Cameron: windshield of the ship, trying
- 4:34Cameron: to dodge through these ice
- 4:35Cameron: crystals.
- 4:35Cameron: And then we make it into the B ring and Breton leans down
- 4:41Cameron: suddenly in the shot, gets right up by his ear and says.
- 4:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Are you thinking B Barry?
- 4:48Cameron: Okay, we're we're going to move
- 4:50Cameron: on and we're going to get right
- 4:51Cameron: into this.
- 4:52Cameron: Come on.
- 4:52Cameron: That was amazing.
- 4:53Cameron: Right into this episode.
- 4:55Cameron: Hey, uh, Clarence, play that intro.
- 5:17Cameron: Okay, you guys get.
- 5:19Cameron: And you are inside the B ring.
- 5:21Cameron: Time to harvest some more ice, boys.
- 5:24Cameron: All right, rich stuff.
- 5:26Cameron: The good stuff.
- 5:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Boey!
- 5:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Dirk, get back out there.
- 5:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, my gosh, I completely forgot.
- 5:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We've got ice in the hold that needs to be processed.
- 5:33Cameron: Well, that wasn't the stuff that needed to be processed.
- 5:36Cameron: Oh, it's just the stuff from the B ring.
- 5:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Don't process that stuff.
- 5:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's just.
- 5:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's just ice.
- 5:42Murray: Oh, yeah, I knew that, dad.
- 5:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You. I sent you to high school and you didn't even.
- 5:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Are you need to start applying yourself and paying attention.
- 5:51Bowie Masters: Ah, yeah. Captain. Okay, I've
- 5:54Bowie Masters: gotta finish this chili cheese
- 5:55Bowie Masters: dog, and I'll be right out
- 5:57Bowie Masters: there.
- 5:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Finish it in space.
- 5:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Get. Get going!
- 5:59Cameron: You are eating it inside your suit.
- 6:03Cameron: Because you're not taking it off.
- 6:05Cameron: Maybe you took the hell you did.
- 6:07Cameron: You did flip the helmet up.
- 6:08Cameron: Yeah, you flipped the helmet off.
- 6:09Cameron: There you go.
- 6:10Cameron: Oh, okay.
- 6:10Cameron: And you squeeze your arms in and
- 6:13Cameron: you're like, your arms are up by
- 6:14Cameron: your head and you're like, the
- 6:16Cameron: mask is down and you're eating
- 6:18Cameron: as you're walking back to the
- 6:20Cameron: tethered.
- 6:20Bowie Masters: I imagine like my one arm can
- 6:23Bowie Masters: disengage from the remote, like
- 6:26Bowie Masters: the sleeve.
- 6:27Bowie Masters: And it's like a tinier robotic hand that comes out of its alien
- 6:32Bowie Masters: mouth that comes.
- 6:32Bowie Masters: Out of your mouth.
- 6:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay, Bowie, Bowie, turn off.
- 6:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Turn off your comms.
- 6:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Nobody wants that Asmr mouth eating sounds.
- 6:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, gosh.
- 6:42Cameron: That's Dirk.
- 6:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Dirk with the chili Mac.
- 6:48Bowie Masters: This is ongoing.
- 6:49Bowie Masters: Starbound.
- 6:51Bowie Masters: I'm glad my brother got me on it.
- 6:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Turn off your comms, DAC.
- 6:55Cameron: He turns off his comm.
- 6:57Cameron: Uh, they, those two finish up their chili dogs and they get
- 7:00Cameron: tethered up and they go in now and they try this stuff.
- 7:02Cameron: What do you Britain and you, Barry, do in this meantime?
- 7:06Barry Jermaine: I'm just managing the control.
- 7:08Cameron: Yeah. I think.
- 7:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He's like steering it.
- 7:09Cameron: Close. Yeah. Yeah. He's just
- 7:11Cameron: leading them to like big
- 7:12Cameron: pockets.
- 7:12Cameron: He sees.
- 7:13Cameron: What are you doing?
- 7:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Let me ask you this.
- 7:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine: When they grab on to are they just like they grab on and then
- 7:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: they bring it back.
- 7:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And then they go back out and
- 7:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine: grab another one and bring it
- 7:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine: back?
- 7:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Is that how that works?
- 7:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay.
- 7:24Cameron: And when they do that, they're they're basically setting them
- 7:26Cameron: into a ice box.
- 7:28Cameron: Okay.
- 7:28Cameron: Transfer box.
- 7:29Cameron: Yeah.
- 7:30Cameron: Where like it's in between.
- 7:32Cameron: They're the sealed area, right?
- 7:33Cameron: Yeah.
- 7:34Cameron: And there's like a little slot where like between the two where
- 7:37Cameron: they can, they can set it in and then they can push it through to
- 7:40Cameron: the other side.
- 7:41Cameron: Perfect.
- 7:42Cameron: Where someone on either side can take it out and then move it to
- 7:45Cameron: the more interior freezing bay.
- 7:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Murray and I are on the other side.
- 7:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay.
- 7:49Cameron: And you're taking the stuff?
- 7:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah, I think, uh, I think we're doing like, a fireman line.
- 7:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah, he's taking him out and making sure they're stored.
- 7:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'm running one at a time.
- 7:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Over to go put it in the box.
- 8:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay.
- 8:01Cameron: Okay, cool.
- 8:02Cameron: That's awesome.
- 8:02Cameron: You guys are all doing this.
- 8:03Cameron: I'm not gonna make you do any polls.
- 8:05Cameron: This area is actually a lot calmer than the other one.
- 8:09Cameron: It was like you had to get through the really hard canyon
- 8:12Cameron: to get here.
- 8:12Cameron: But then once you get here, it's
- 8:13Cameron: kind of like the eye of the
- 8:15Cameron: storm where it's very the this
- 8:17Cameron: inner ring moves slower than the
- 8:19Cameron: outer ring, making you basically
- 8:21Cameron: just are like on cruise control,
- 8:23Cameron: you're just slowly matching the
- 8:25Cameron: speed of this and it's a lot
- 8:26Cameron: smoother and the rocks move a
- 8:28Cameron: lot easier for you to like pay
- 8:30Cameron: attention to.
- 8:31Cameron: And they're also in bigger chunks, making it their more
- 8:34Cameron: dangerous if they hit you, but because they're in bigger
- 8:36Cameron: chunks, they're easier to avoid versus smaller chunks that are a
- 8:39Cameron: little faster, right?
- 8:40Cameron: So you're, this is easy for you.
- 8:42Cameron: And just like just for you and your brother, it's also easier
- 8:44Cameron: because they're bigger chunks.
- 8:45Cameron: So you can just kind of just go up to one and just start hitting
- 8:48Cameron: away with a pickaxe and just knock a bunch into your buckets
- 8:50Cameron: and like, it's easy for all of you, captain, you're loading up
- 8:53Cameron: these, uh, you're doing your assembly line with your son and
- 8:56Cameron: you're making good work of it.
- 8:58Cameron: He. You're handing it to him or is he handing it to you?
- 9:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He's handing it to me.
- 9:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yep.
- 9:02Cameron: And then you're walking over to the machine?
- 9:04Cameron: Yes.
- 9:04Cameron: You're manning the machine and
- 9:06Cameron: you put it in, push the button,
- 9:07Cameron: and then you pull out the thing,
- 9:08Cameron: and you just like the guy
- 9:09Cameron: described materials on one side,
- 9:11Cameron: the ice on the other side, and
- 9:12Cameron: you're just pulling them out and
- 9:13Cameron: they're they're packages and
- 9:15Cameron: you're just moving them into
- 9:16Cameron: the, the freezers, the freezers
- 9:18Cameron: for each.
- 9:18Cameron: Right.
- 9:18Cameron: And you guys are doing this doing fine.
- 9:21Cameron: And then while this is
- 9:23Cameron: happening, you see something
- 9:27Cameron: from that hallway again, the one
- 9:29Cameron: that you went down before,
- 9:31Cameron: right?
- 9:33Cameron: Like a shadowy like shadow move down it.
- 9:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I take out my flashlight and I point it in that direction.
- 9:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I say, stop.
- 9:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Right there, space ghost and or gimp.
- 9:45Cameron: Uh, do you follow it?
- 9:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Does it run away?
- 9:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's like it moves.
- 9:48Cameron: It slowly moves away.
- 9:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, that was creepy.
- 9:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I take out a glow stick, okay?
- 9:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And I throw it at it.
- 9:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay.
- 9:56Cameron: You just throw it down the hallway.
- 9:57Cameron: Yeah, okay.
- 9:58Cameron: You throw it down the hallway,
- 9:59Cameron: and as it kind of comes to a
- 10:01Cameron: stop, you see, like a figure
- 10:03Cameron: kind of like hidden in the
- 10:05Cameron: shadow.
- 10:06Cameron: And then when you drop the glow stick, it kind of like slides
- 10:09Cameron: back into more of the shadows of that engine room.
- 10:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Do I have a knife?
- 10:13Cameron: Sure.
- 10:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes. I take out my knife.
- 10:16Cameron: You start going.
- 10:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Slowly, and I say, all right, Jim, I've got you.
- 10:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Now you stow away and.
- 10:22Cameron: You start moving your way to it.
- 10:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I've got my flashlight in one hand and my.
- 10:26Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'm.
- 10:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'm tactically holding my flashlight to my knife like
- 10:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine: somebody would with a gun.
- 10:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine: All right.
- 10:32Cameron: I just sent you something on messenger.
- 10:35Cameron: I want you to read it.
- 10:37Cameron: Not out loud.
- 10:38Cameron: Oh, okay.
- 10:39Cameron: Oh, I need to know is as you walk down this hallway,
- 10:42Cameron: following this thing, this, whatever it is, I just need a
- 10:47Cameron: simple yes or no right now for the listening audience.
- 10:51Cameron: I am now going to fill in what Skyler is reading as Brenton.
- 10:57Cameron: So what you see in front of you
- 11:00Cameron: stands a six foot tall,
- 11:02Cameron: faceless, translucent mass that
- 11:05Cameron: only vaguely resembles a
- 11:06Cameron: humanoid shape.
- 11:08Cameron: It is covered in this oily,
- 11:11Cameron: viscous goo that you found on
- 11:13Cameron: Tab.
- 11:14Cameron: A tendril of an arm touches a monitor on the wall next to you,
- 11:18Cameron: and you hear its voice say.
- 11:21Alien: Conceive of the world as one.
- 11:25Alien: A single sphere, a globe around earth which all the directions
- 11:31Alien: eventually meet, in which there is no center.
- 11:34Alien: Because every point or none is centre, an equal planet.
- 11:39Alien: If free men make.
- 11:40Alien: It will be truly round a globe in practice, not in theory.
- 11:45Alien: A free man would do anything to create this sphere.
- 11:49Cameron: It reaches out to you with that
- 11:51Cameron: same arm and starts to move
- 11:52Cameron: closer.
- 11:53Cameron: Do you allow it to touch you.
- 11:55Cameron: Please answer simply yes or no
- 11:57Cameron: without giving any information
- 11:59Cameron: regarding what you see to the
- 12:00Cameron: other players.
- 12:02Cameron: Yes.
- 12:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes.
- 12:05Bowie Masters: Okay.
- 12:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Let's go with no. Okay.
- 12:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I like the idea.
- 12:08Cameron: That you initially think yes.
- 12:11Cameron: Yes. And then you realize like
- 12:13Cameron: last minute you go, no, wait,
- 12:15Cameron: wait, wait.
- 12:15Cameron: I'm gonna need you to make a
- 12:16Cameron: pull as you have to mentally
- 12:19Cameron: resist.
- 12:21Cameron: This whole tower is constantly moving.
- 12:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine: No matter which one I'm looking at.
- 12:26Cameron: Or is this whatever.
- 12:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It.
- 12:27Cameron: Is. And then you get knocked out.
- 12:32Cameron: Transfer.
- 12:33Cameron: Next character.
- 12:33Cameron: Barry, you are sitting in your cockpit.
- 12:36Cameron: You're manning, you're manning your thing.
- 12:38Cameron: And now I'm.
- 12:40Barry Jermaine: Sitting in the cockpit.
- 12:41Cameron: You're gonna get the exact same question I just sent.
- 12:45Cameron: Skyler.
- 12:46Alien: Conceive of the world as one, a
- 12:50Alien: single sphere, a globe around
- 12:53Alien: earth which all the directions
- 12:55Alien: eventually meet, in which there
- 12:57Alien: is no center because every point
- 13:00Alien: or none is center, an equal
- 13:03Alien: planet.
- 13:04Alien: If free men make it will be
- 13:05Alien: truly round a globe in practice,
- 13:08Alien: not.
- 13:09Alien: In theory.
- 13:10Alien: A free man would do anything to create this sphere.
- 13:14Barry Jermaine: Uh, yeah. Yes. Yeah. Okay.
- 13:18Cameron: It happens anytime you can try
- 13:21Cameron: and make a pull to get out, I
- 13:22Cameron: gotcha.
- 13:23Cameron: Okay, so cutting back to Dirk
- 13:26Cameron: and Bowie, you two notice that
- 13:29Cameron: your end of the you both of your
- 13:33Cameron: back and you're about to load in
- 13:34Cameron: more ice.
- 13:35Cameron: And you notice that when you pull the box back, that it's
- 13:38Cameron: still filled with ice, meaning that whoever's on the other side
- 13:42Cameron: has stopped retrieving the stuff you're sending them.
- 13:45Cameron: And the system's been backed up, meaning that you guys need to go
- 13:49Cameron: inside and deliver it yourself or figure out what's going on.
- 13:53Cameron: So you both drop in your ice, slide it through, and then you
- 13:57Cameron: close the door behind you, untether yourselves and you guys
- 14:00Cameron: open your door and you go walking in at the same time.
- 14:04Cameron: You.
- 14:04Cameron: The captain wakes up, mind you,
- 14:07Cameron: you what you see when you come
- 14:08Cameron: in here is right at the base of
- 14:11Cameron: where this, this, uh, slide
- 14:12Cameron: thing is.
- 14:12Cameron: You see, Murray passed out and right when you see this, the
- 14:17Cameron: captain comes stumbling into the room, holding his head.
- 14:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Murray, my son, my only son.
- 14:26Bowie Masters: Uh, Murray. Uh, um.
- 14:28Bowie Masters: I didn't do it.
- 14:29Capt. Bretton Jermaine: No, I know you didn't do it.
- 14:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He probably ran into a wall or something.
- 14:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Murray.
- 14:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Murray!
- 14:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Wake up!
- 14:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Murray!
- 14:35Bowie Masters: I bend down and slap Murray gently on the cheek to try to
- 14:41Bowie Masters: wake him up.
- 14:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And I.
- 14:43Bowie Masters: I, I.
- 14:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Slap him on the other cheek.
- 14:46Bowie Masters: Not gently.
- 14:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: But it's fairly gently, but I digress.
- 14:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He's.
- 14:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We're both just like.
- 14:54Barry Jermaine: He wakes up, huh?
- 14:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Murray!
- 14:56Murray: Oh, dad, I was so scared.
- 14:58Murray: I saw a big, tall, slender creature, and he scared me.
- 15:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And he splooge, man.
- 15:03Murray: Yeah, I saw the splooge man.
- 15:04Murray: Dad, I.
- 15:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Too, saw the Splooge man.
- 15:07Murray: I asked you out.
- 15:08Murray: You?
- 15:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes. He knocked me straight, unconscious.
- 15:11Murray: Said no and fought back.
- 15:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes.
- 15:14Murray: Oh, good, I did too.
- 15:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I was tempted.
- 15:17Murray: Last thing I saw, he was heading towards Barry.
- 15:20Cameron: Barry.
- 15:20Cameron: And then when he says that you all look at the the cockpit and
- 15:24Cameron: you see Barry come walking out.
- 15:26Cameron: But Barry is not walking normal.
- 15:30Cameron: He's like.
- 15:32Cameron: Like if someone's walking for
- 15:34Cameron: the first time in a new body as
- 15:37Cameron: he kind of like his body kind of
- 15:39Cameron: like wiggles and rings and grabs
- 15:41Cameron: on the walls and he like, pulls
- 15:43Cameron: itself in.
- 15:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Boys, we've got ourselves a weekend at Barry's situation.
- 15:48Cameron: And very stares at all of you guys.
- 15:51Cameron: He examines all around you.
- 15:54Cameron: And he says.
- 15:57Cameron: B5 no.
- 15:58Murray: That's not.
- 15:58Cameron: What he says.
- 16:00Cameron: He goes.
- 16:01Alien: Oh.
- 16:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, well. Hello, Barry.
- 16:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You look like you're feeling like crap.
- 16:07Bowie Masters: Maybe he needs a cough drop.
- 16:08Alien: I. AM not the Barry you once knew.
- 16:14Cameron: Are you trying to resist now?
- 16:17Cameron: Okay, okay.
- 16:19Cameron: This is really weird that you just do that right now.
- 16:22Cameron: So he goes, I.
- 16:23Barry Jermaine: Made a mistake.
- 16:24Alien: I am not the Barry you once.
- 16:27Speaker 12: Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
- 16:31Cameron: Any you guys see Barry throw
- 16:33Cameron: himself to the ground and just,
- 16:36Cameron: like, start, like, ripping at
- 16:37Cameron: his head and like, you see him,
- 16:39Cameron: like, pulling at his hair and
- 16:40Cameron: he's like trying to do
- 16:41Cameron: something.
- 16:41Cameron: And then he, like, writhes on the ground.
- 16:43Cameron: And then you guys see a figure start, like, oozing out of him,
- 16:47Cameron: like, from his pores and stuff.
- 16:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's the splooge, man.
- 16:50Cameron: It is the Splooge man as it
- 16:52Cameron: goes, floating out of his body
- 16:54Cameron: as berries.
- 16:55Cameron: Just like starts, like writhing on the ground.
- 16:57Cameron: Kind of like Will and stranger things.
- 16:59Cameron: Like he's he's just going crazy.
- 17:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He's having an allergic seizure.
- 17:03Cameron: And then the figure comes out
- 17:06Cameron: and Berry lays there, passed
- 17:09Cameron: out.
- 17:10Cameron: And this figure rises.
- 17:11Cameron: And what you now see the other two have already seen this and
- 17:15Cameron: Murray have seen this.
- 17:16Cameron: What you see is a, a six foot
- 17:20Cameron: tall, faceless, translucent mask
- 17:22Cameron: that only vaguely resembles a
- 17:24Cameron: humanoid shape.
- 17:25Cameron: It's made up of that same oily, gooey substance that you spotted
- 17:30Cameron: on tab and on the box.
- 17:33Cameron: Uh, and all around the ship, you kind of been noticing these
- 17:36Cameron: like, liquid spots and it stares at the rest of you and it goes.
- 17:42Alien: Anyways, I need your assistance.
- 18:07Bowie Masters: I look at the rest of the.
- 18:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Crew and I say, dang, he knocked out Barry.
- 18:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He was the one guy on this crew
- 18:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: that knew how to speak with
- 18:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine: ghosts.
- 18:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Um, how can we talk normally?
- 18:21Alien: Oh, I can understand you.
- 18:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine: How can we help you, per se?
- 18:29Alien: I once lived on a giant moon that surrounded Saturn.
- 18:35Alien: That moon was destroyed each year ago.
- 18:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, geez, I'm sorry to hear that.
- 18:42Alien: The moon created the very rings that now orbit Saturn.
- 18:48Alien: Those rings that you humans Have been hiding.
- 18:55Alien: What lies in those chunks of ice is my form of civilization.
- 19:08Alien: We had no problem with you
- 19:11Alien: harvesting the stuff from the
- 19:13Alien: outer ring, for that's not where
- 19:15Alien: we lived.
- 19:17Alien: We lived on the interior.
- 19:21Alien: But now that you have entered the interior ring, you have
- 19:27Alien: entered my home.
- 19:32Alien: And I'm here to make a deal.
- 19:37Alien: I let you live.
- 19:41Alien: If we make a quick stop and pick up some of my family, and then
- 19:49Alien: you Take us to a planet where we can rebuild our lives.
- 19:59Alien: Do not take us to that weak, pathetic base station where I
- 20:06Alien: boarded your ship.
- 20:08Alien: It's devoid of life.
- 20:10Alien: Plants on a planet earth, preferably.
- 20:17Alien: We hear it's very nice in the summer.
- 20:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Would you be willing to settle for forty space bucks?
- 20:29Barry Jermaine: Yes. And then everybody goes home.
- 20:30Barry Jermaine: We live in stories over.
- 20:32Alien: Oh, what?
- 20:33Alien: No money is no use to us.
- 20:35Alien: We're a completely different civilization.
- 20:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: So just to clarify.
- 20:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine: So. Oh, so we got we started this whole thing in a spaceport
- 20:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: that wasn't earth.
- 20:45Cameron: No, it was just like a space station.
- 20:46Cameron: Just a giant space station outside of Saturn.
- 20:49Cameron: It was like a giant docking station.
- 20:51Cameron: That was like an in-between trading port.
- 20:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Can I ask you guys a quick
- 20:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine: question that would help me
- 20:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: determine.
- 20:58Bowie Masters: Talking to the group also berries.
- 21:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh no. I was talking to them.
- 21:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah.
- 21:02Cameron: He's just one guy.
- 21:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah, yeah.
- 21:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Did you by chance have a bit of a aggressive interaction with
- 21:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: our engineer tab?
- 21:11Alien: Oh, yeah.
- 21:12Alien: Um, he was gonna blow my cover.
- 21:15Murray: Well, he.
- 21:16Alien: Found out about me too soon.
- 21:18Cameron: And I needed to make sure that
- 21:19Cameron: you guys could safely get to the
- 21:22Cameron: port.
- 21:22Alien: I didn't want you guys to get scared by seeing me early and
- 21:27Alien: not make the journey.
- 21:28Alien: And I specifically board your ship because you're the only
- 21:33Alien: crew successfully gone to the B ring and made it out alive.
- 21:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, you know.
- 21:39Alien: And again, you proved yourselves.
- 21:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes. Um, well, um, so just to clarify, uh, you don't care
- 21:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: particularly that we take this stuff because you want to be
- 21:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine: taken to a new place.
- 21:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes.
- 21:54Alien: Yes.
- 21:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine: MM. Does it have to be earth?
- 21:59Alien: Preferably.
- 22:00Alien: I mean, that's where you guys lived.
- 22:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: So do we not live there anymore?
- 22:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine: No.
- 22:04Cameron: You still do.
- 22:04Cameron: Oh, you still do.
- 22:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Um. Right.
- 22:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Do you have any nasty, nasty plans?
- 22:10Alien: No.
- 22:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You're cool with living peacefully.
- 22:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You know, there's a whole, like,
- 22:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: cult of people that love, love
- 22:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: your kind.
- 22:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh. They're kind of annoying.
- 22:19Alien: Yeah, I saw them.
- 22:19Alien: The protesters.
- 22:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Were you in Jim's box?
- 22:23Alien: No, I was just in Jim's.
- 22:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Son of.
- 22:25Alien: A. And when he walked, he.
- 22:27Alien: Remember when he needed to use the bathroom really bad?
- 22:30Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Vaguely.
- 22:31Alien: Well, that's when I hopped out.
- 22:32Alien: And then.
- 22:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He pooped you out.
- 22:34Alien: And then normal.
- 22:35Alien: Jim's walked away.
- 22:36Alien: And then that's when you kind of, like, shoved him out.
- 22:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh my gosh, I was right all along.
- 22:42Alien: It kind of was Jim's fault.
- 22:43Alien: So I think the forty space bucks that that that one mustached guy
- 22:48Alien: who's the captain.
- 22:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He's got a point, Bowie.
- 22:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He's got a point, Bowie.
- 22:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He was Jim's all along.
- 22:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: What he.
- 22:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Was.
- 22:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Essence of Jim's.
- 22:57Alien: I did take over Jim's body.
- 22:59Alien: Correct?
- 23:00Alien: Yeah.
- 23:01Bowie Masters: Well, where's.
- 23:02Alien: Jim's on the station.
- 23:03Bowie Masters: I don't.
- 23:04Bowie Masters: Where is the chimp now?
- 23:06Bowie Masters: All right.
- 23:06Bowie Masters: Okay.
- 23:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: All right.
- 23:09Capt. Bretton Jermaine: To be fair.
- 23:09Cameron: You've woken up.
- 23:10Cameron: You're you're you're like stumble awake and you see them
- 23:12Cameron: just talking to this guy.
- 23:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It's both chimp and a space ghost.
- 23:16Bowie Masters: I definitely.
- 23:16Barry Jermaine: Made a mistake letting.
- 23:17Bowie Masters: You in.
- 23:17Bowie Masters: All right, I'll give you twenty space bucks.
- 23:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I think that's fair.
- 23:21Capt. Bretton Jermaine: The rest of you guys, you're still losers.
- 23:24Bowie Masters: Any. Oh. Dang it.
- 23:26Bowie Masters: Dirk says.
- 23:28Bowie Masters: I was really thinking.
- 23:30Bowie Masters: Be tabs still.
- 23:31Bowie Masters: I thought he was pulling a prank on us.
- 23:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Tab is dead.
- 23:35Bowie Masters: You'll have to wait till I take my boots off.
- 23:38Cameron: He's not not taking off the space suit.
- 23:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Um, do you buy, uh, just before we go pick up your friends.
- 23:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Do you guys take up life support like air you said.
- 23:50Alien: Oh, yeah.
- 23:50Alien: No, we take a bear.
- 23:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay. Um. All right.
- 23:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Can I, can I adjust the deal ever so slightly?
- 23:57Alien: Yeah.
- 23:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Can you guys survive out in space?
- 24:00Alien: Kinda.
- 24:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Okay.
- 24:02Alien: We kind of need to have, like, some form of oxygen.
- 24:05Alien: And we were using the oxygen inside of the ice to support us.
- 24:10Alien: That's all we need is oxygen.
- 24:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Mhm. All right.
- 24:12Alien: And I mean.
- 24:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Ice is if you can help us.
- 24:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Here's the thing.
- 24:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine: On the way to pick up your friends, could you help us load
- 24:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine: up some ice?
- 24:22Alien: Sure.
- 24:23Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Perfect. All right.
- 24:24Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And then that way we can get our load.
- 24:25Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And then we'll just.
- 24:26Alien: Actually, my friends are in the ice.
- 24:28Barry Jermaine: He couldn't.
- 24:29Barry Jermaine: He could've just asked us instead of killing people.
- 24:32Cameron: Well.
- 24:33Alien: Oh, he missed that part, didn't he?
- 24:35Alien: He was knocked out.
- 24:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We're just gonna put the blame on Tab on that one.
- 24:38Alien: He was gonna blow my cover, and
- 24:40Alien: I really needed you guys to get
- 24:41Alien: through the canyon to get to the
- 24:43Alien: B ring and that, like, chicken
- 24:46Alien: out.
- 24:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It was.
- 24:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: It was an awkward interaction that went south.
- 24:50Barry Jermaine: Wasn't that important anyway.
- 24:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh yeah.
- 24:52Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And I mean more profits for us.
- 24:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I mean.
- 24:53Barry Jermaine: We don't.
- 24:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Have anything for him.
- 24:55Capt. Bretton Jermaine: All right, so you guys help us collect some ice.
- 24:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We pick up your friends, then we'll just take the whole thing
- 24:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: over to earth.
- 24:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Easy peasy.
- 25:00Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Short trip for us.
- 25:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Everybody's going to be blown away when we get there.
- 25:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And we've got, like, super stocked up.
- 25:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And it was a short trip.
- 25:08Barry Jermaine: Now, I didn't really like we got any other choice anyway.
- 25:10Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, that's a fair point as well.
- 25:12Alien: Yeah. I love this cooperation your team's got.
- 25:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, um, you're a good negotiator.
- 25:17Barry Jermaine: What's your name?
- 25:18Alien: Oh, yes.
- 25:19Alien: I never said my name.
- 25:20Alien: My name's Jim.
- 25:22Bowie Masters: Son of a.
- 25:25Alien: Oh, sorry.
- 25:25Alien: That's just.
- 25:26Alien: I have a sense of humor.
- 25:27Bowie Masters: Well, I'm.
- 25:28Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Glad to hear it.
- 25:28Alien: My name is Clark.
- 25:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'm gonna call you Jim.
- 25:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: That's easier to me.
- 25:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Was his name Jim really?
- 25:38Alien: Well, his name was Clarence.
- 25:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, that works even better.
- 25:41Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Your name is Jim.
- 25:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Jim?
- 25:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes.
- 25:43Alien: Yeah, my name Jim was the company at whatever.
- 25:47Alien: Yeah.
- 25:47Alien: All right.
- 25:47Alien: I'll help point you to where one of our bigger ice chunks is.
- 25:51Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Sounds good.
- 25:51Cameron: All right.
- 25:52Cameron: And he walks up.
- 25:53Cameron: Well, he doesn't really walk.
- 25:54Cameron: He kind of more just like, like.
- 25:57Bowie Masters: Like wiggles up.
- 25:58Cameron: And you guys get to the front
- 25:59Cameron: and he points you towards a big
- 26:01Cameron: ice chunk where I and you guys
- 26:03Cameron: fly over to it and I'm guessing
- 26:05Cameron: just Dirk and Bowie, you guys go
- 26:08Cameron: out.
- 26:08Cameron: Do you grab the big ice chunk and kind of just like navigate
- 26:11Cameron: it into your ship?
- 26:12Cameron: Okay, you guys do that, but you don't you don't navigate the,
- 26:16Cameron: you put it into like the back section because it's so big.
- 26:19Cameron: So you have like a big hangar in the back.
- 26:21Cameron: So you kind of just kind of go around to the back and shove it
- 26:24Cameron: into the back of the ship.
- 26:26Cameron: Okay.
- 26:26Cameron: Mhm.
- 26:27Cameron: All right.
- 26:28Cameron: You get loaded in and you don't see any of these figures that
- 26:32Cameron: like, jump in this ice chunk.
- 26:34Cameron: You could ask him about that.
- 26:35Cameron: Uh, you guys are in the hangar.
- 26:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He said they were frozen.
- 26:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yes. So I that's kind of just where I took it.
- 26:41Cameron: Yeah. Okay. So yeah.
- 26:42Cameron: And he's just standing there and you guys are kind of like
- 26:43Cameron: looking into the hangar bay as they load it up.
- 26:45Cameron: So because it's open this space right now, but when they close
- 26:48Cameron: it up, then you guys could walk in or whatever.
- 26:50Cameron: And then you see jump, walk over and he holds his hand to it.
- 26:53Cameron: He presses his hands to it and his head to it and like, starts
- 26:57Cameron: making like, some sounds.
- 27:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Breton.
- 27:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Breton walks up right up next to him.
- 27:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You see Jim's face, whatever formless.
- 27:09Bowie Masters: There is no face.
- 27:10Bowie Masters: It's just like he's pressed up against formless face.
- 27:13Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Blob is pressed up against it.
- 27:15Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Side shot camera.
- 27:17Bowie Masters: He's.
- 27:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Breton slowly leans in and he says.
- 27:21Speaker 14: Do you see your buddies in there?
- 27:23Speaker 14: Your good buddies?
- 27:26Bowie Masters: Jim turns his head to.
- 27:27Cameron: You and goes.
- 27:28Alien: I can't see them, but I can feel
- 27:31Alien: their presence and I'm talking
- 27:33Alien: to them.
- 27:34Alien: Oh, I'm telling him we'll be home soon.
- 27:36Speaker 14: Oh, that's that's real nice.
- 27:38Alien: Yeah.
- 27:39Speaker 14: You're gonna be all right, buddies.
- 27:42Alien: Thanks.
- 27:42Cameron: Uh, and he, um, he's.
- 27:44Alien: Like, I'll stay here.
- 27:45Alien: You guys go get the ship to fly to earth.
- 27:48Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, yeah.
- 27:49Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We've got it on an autopilot.
- 27:51Alien: I don't know, you still have to fly out of the canyon.
- 27:53Alien: That's still like.
- 27:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 27:56Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah, I.
- 27:56Alien: Just, I can't do it.
- 27:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: No, I know yeah.
- 27:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: So that's why we have Barry.
- 28:01Alien: Oh, awesome.
- 28:02Alien: All right.
- 28:03Alien: Barry, go to it.
- 28:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh my gosh.
- 28:04Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I just realized you've never had
- 28:06Capt. Bretton Jermaine: one of Barry's breakfast
- 28:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine: burritos.
- 28:08Alien: Oh I don't really eat that kind of food.
- 28:10Alien: I just eat.
- 28:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: That's a bummer.
- 28:12Alien: I'll be honest.
- 28:13Alien: Oxygen's all I need.
- 28:14Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Fair enough man.
- 28:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'd be.
- 28:17Alien: It'd go right through me.
- 28:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh. All right.
- 28:20Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah. Don't say no more.
- 28:22Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I've had the chili dog before.
- 28:23Cameron: Yeah. Barry, you are gonna have to make two more pulls for me to
- 28:27Cameron: get back through this canyon the way you came.
- 28:32Bowie Masters: Barry.
- 28:33Bowie Masters: Barry.
- 28:34Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, boy.
- 28:36Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We've done a travesty to this tower.
- 28:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine: For those listening at home.
- 28:41Speaker 16: It is, it is I.
- 28:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You know, if you had said pole
- 28:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine: one, I'd be like, okay, we can
- 28:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: do this.
- 28:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Pole Pull two.
- 28:47Barry Jermaine: I don't got one block.
- 28:50Barry Jermaine: I got one block.
- 28:51Barry Jermaine: One more to go.
- 28:52Barry Jermaine: Oh my gosh.
- 28:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: The whole thing is wiggling so much.
- 28:57Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Again I'm just nervous.
- 28:58Barry Jermaine: About the set down.
- 28:59Barry Jermaine: Oh my.
- 28:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: God.
- 29:00Cameron: That was intense.
- 29:01Cameron: Okay.
- 29:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Take this man to be a brain surgeon.
- 29:04Cameron: You guys, you guys make your way back through this and you have
- 29:09Cameron: that same sensations from before, but it's a lot lesser
- 29:12Cameron: with all the voices and stuff.
- 29:14Cameron: Uh, and, but interesting thing,
- 29:16Cameron: the voices kind of sound like
- 29:17Cameron: they're coming from the back of
- 29:20Cameron: the ship.
- 29:21Cameron: And these voices, as you guys
- 29:24Cameron: finally get through Canyon, you
- 29:26Cameron: hear like this droning, humming
- 29:28Cameron: noise, almost like a joyful
- 29:30Cameron: laughter.
- 29:35Cameron: As you guys come out of the canyon.
- 29:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Does it sound that maniacal or.
- 29:40Cameron: Yes. And the sound's gone.
- 29:42Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Hey, um, Jim.
- 29:44Cameron: He's back in the hangar.
- 29:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I go, I go get him.
- 29:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I go peak in.
- 29:47Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I peak in the hanger like I like, just peak around the
- 29:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine: corner of the hanger.
- 29:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Jim, did you hear all that laughter?
- 29:52Cameron: He's not there.
- 29:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh.
- 29:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: All right, Jim.
- 29:56Cameron: Do you go in and investigate?
- 29:58Cameron: Sure.
- 29:59Cameron: Okay.
- 29:59Cameron: You go in to investigate and you hear a sound to your right, like
- 30:04Cameron: a broom falling over.
- 30:05Cameron: And you turn and you see jump, lunge at you.
- 30:09Cameron: That means you make a pull.
- 30:10Cameron: No.
- 30:11Bowie Masters: You see.
- 30:12Cameron: Jump out of the corner of your eyes.
- 30:14Cameron: When you hear that sound, you
- 30:15Cameron: see him lunge at you and you
- 30:16Cameron: back.
- 30:17Cameron: Step back out into the doorway
- 30:19Cameron: you just came through and you
- 30:20Cameron: slam the door shut and you see
- 30:22Cameron: him face press up against it and
- 30:25Cameron: he goes.
- 30:26Alien: Sorry, sorry to scare you.
- 30:28Alien: Uh, I just, I, I really wanted those breakfast burritos.
- 30:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I hit the.
- 30:33Cameron: The you hit the button to just expel it.
- 30:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Button to expel them.
- 30:40Cameron: And he, he hears the.
- 30:42Bowie Masters: Morning, morning opening morning.
- 30:45Cameron: And you see him look at you, like into the window.
- 30:48Cameron: He goes.
- 30:48Alien: What are you what are you doing?
- 30:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine: That was that was scary.
- 30:51Alien: Yeah. No, you're gonna kill all of us.
- 30:53Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, why did you lunge at me?
- 30:55Alien: I wanted the breakfast burrito.
- 30:56Alien: Like you said, I tripped.
- 30:58Alien: I know, I know, I, I was it was a it was a mistake.
- 31:02Alien: I tripped.
- 31:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Right?
- 31:03Capt. Bretton Jermaine: This is a part of every journey.
- 31:05Capt. Bretton Jermaine: That is my favorite part.
- 31:07Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And I haven't gotten a chance to experience it yet.
- 31:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And I'm just.
- 31:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I'm sorry, but you scared me and that was very naughty.
- 31:15Alien: But your son's in here with me.
- 31:19Cameron: Is. He points to a back spot where your son is tied up, but
- 31:24Cameron: you're not sure if he's tied up alive or dead.
- 31:29Cameron: You just see him slumped over, tied up in a corner.
- 31:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Is there, like a timer?
- 31:35Cameron: Yes. One minute and it's counting down.
- 31:37Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I say, give him.
- 31:38Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Give him a poke.
- 31:39Alien: Why?
- 31:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I need to know he's alive.
- 31:42Alien: No.
- 31:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: No.
- 31:44Alien: Keep the door sealed.
- 31:45Capt. Bretton Jermaine: No.
- 31:46Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Not unless I know.
- 31:47Cameron: He walks over and he pokes.
- 31:49Cameron: Your son and your son's head
- 31:51Cameron: just kind of goes like it goes
- 31:53Cameron: from.
- 31:54Cameron: It's like, kind of drooped up
- 31:55Cameron: and he kind of, like, droops
- 31:56Cameron: over even more over his
- 31:58Cameron: shoulder.
- 31:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I see.
- 31:59Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Now you killed my son.
- 32:01Alien: I know he's still alive.
- 32:02Capt. Bretton Jermaine: He doesn't look alive to me.
- 32:03Alien: He's just.
- 32:04Cameron: And he grabs his arms and he, like, holds them in the air and,
- 32:08Cameron: like, slaps him around.
- 32:09Alien: He's like, look, he's he's happy.
- 32:10Alien: He's dancing.
- 32:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Look, you know, you're the same alien crap holes that took my
- 32:16Capt. Bretton Jermaine: wife from me.
- 32:17Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And now you've taken my son.
- 32:20Alien: Well, you know me already.
- 32:22Cameron: And he, like, goes over to the door.
- 32:27Cameron: And he's, like, banging on the door with, like, your son's body
- 32:31Cameron: and your sons and your son's face is pressed up against it as
- 32:35Cameron: you see it.
- 32:35Cameron: He's dead.
- 32:35Cameron: He's dead.
- 32:36Cameron: And then the door now.
- 32:37Cameron: And he's like.
- 32:40Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I, I bang on the door back and I go, no, I wow, now I wow.
- 32:44Cameron: And you see him just like start
- 32:46Cameron: like taking your son's head and
- 32:47Cameron: bashing against the glass
- 32:49Cameron: window.
- 32:50Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Now you're just making it worse.
- 32:52Cameron: As the back opens and he goes shot out into space with the ice
- 32:56Cameron: chunk and your son go flying out the window, cracked with blood.
- 33:00Cameron: As you see this happen through the minor cracks and you can
- 33:03Cameron: hear the air seeping through it.
- 33:05Cameron: I gotta hit that button and you hit the button and you seal the
- 33:08Cameron: thing immediately after it goes up and the sound is gone.
- 33:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Well, I don't feel great about that, but it had to be done.
- 33:19Cameron: Uh. Everyone is watching in
- 33:21Cameron: horror as they watch this
- 33:22Cameron: through the monitors, and they
- 33:23Cameron: they watch you as you walk into
- 33:25Cameron: the room.
- 33:26Cameron: Guys.
- 33:27Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Seriously though, I'm not really happy about how that went down.
- 33:31Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Um.
- 33:32Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Barry.
- 33:33Capt. Bretton Jermaine: You understand?
- 33:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah.
- 33:35Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Barry knew, I knew.
- 33:37Bowie Masters: Everybody else in there went to.
- 33:39Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, yeah, the alien, uh, jimp and so forth.
- 33:43Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Oh, sorry.
- 33:44Capt. Bretton Jermaine: I know you were, like, excited.
- 33:46Bowie Masters: I guess I won't need this sign anymore.
- 33:50Bowie Masters: It passes away.
- 33:51Bowie Masters: The pro proto life sign.
- 33:53Bowie Masters: Uh.
- 33:54Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Breton puts his hand on his on your shoulder, and he says, hey,
- 33:58Capt. Bretton Jermaine: we can always paint over it with some white paint.
- 34:01Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And you can write a new sign that says, those aliens sucked.
- 34:08Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And in parentheses underneath.
- 34:11Capt. Bretton Jermaine: And they're dead.
- 34:12Capt. Bretton Jermaine: So everyone go home.
- 34:15Bowie Masters: Seems like a lot to fit on a
- 34:17Bowie Masters: sign, but we could give it a
- 34:18Bowie Masters: try.
- 34:18Capt. Bretton Jermaine: Yeah, we could give it a try.
- 34:19Capt. Bretton Jermaine: We got plenty of markers and maybe even some glitter.
- 34:25Cameron: And so as the four of you craft
- 34:29Cameron: a wonderful new sign, talking
- 34:33Cameron: bad mouthing the proto life, uh,
- 34:35Cameron: you guys put on the auto pilot
- 34:37Cameron: and head back to the air
- 34:41Cameron: station.
- 34:42Cameron: And thus Concludes horror on the Hecate.
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