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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 2nd 2026 Podcast Mixdown 1 · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 3: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah A, what's good? Everybody? Today? Is Friday? Friday? Again,
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  Speaker 4: you had yesterday off, so I'm assuming this doesn't hit
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  Speaker 4: the sums already advised, just like we've been saying during
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  Speaker 4: this whole weird holiday season. But hey Friday. Nonetheless, it
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  Speaker 4: is January the second, twenty twenty six. We are the
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  Speaker 4: Woody Showy Woody Greg Man, It's Gina Graan. We got
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  Speaker 4: Seed Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our
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  Speaker 4: associate producer Vron, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 4: We got Bort and Menji holding things down in the
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show production department. As you know, we are not
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  Speaker 4: here live today. We are on holiday break, but we
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  Speaker 4: will be back to start a brand new year the
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show on Monday this coming Monday, January the fifth. Yep,
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  Speaker 4: but some good stuff lined up for you today. And
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  Speaker 4: as we always say, if you haven't heard it, it's
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  Speaker 4: that's right. We'd still like to hear your thoughts, your opinions,
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  Speaker 4: anything you hear on the show. If there's something you got,
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  Speaker 4: a story you want to add, there are certainly a
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  Speaker 4: lot of ways to do that. The best way is
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  Speaker 4: the after hours voicemail. Eight seven seven forty four Woody
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  Speaker 4: is the number that's eight seven seven forty four Woody.
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  Speaker 4: You can also email us find us their email at
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  Speaker 4: the Woody Show dot com, and of course, finest follow
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  Speaker 4: us on the social media platform of your choice. Look
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  Speaker 4: for us there at the Woody Show. Coming up for
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  Speaker 4: you on the show today, a couple of favorites, like
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  Speaker 4: Greg's immature replies to text messages we got we got
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  Speaker 4: a round of Friday OKEI fail stories coming up, a
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  Speaker 4: candy taste test that sounds cool. Yeah, I've got the
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  Speaker 4: d u i Q. But it all can't be fun
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  Speaker 4: and games because Menace has some fast food drama. Who's
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  Speaker 4: surprised never that's actually coming up a little bit later
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  Speaker 4: on this hour. We'll start this hour with a question,
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  Speaker 4: what's the most useless thing that you learned in school? Question?
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  Speaker 4: I got a bunch of stuff here that people said.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see if you agree or disagree. This one says,
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  Speaker 4: I learned that if you ignore the bullies, they'll go away.
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  Speaker 4: Now for the most part, I found that to be
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  Speaker 4: true people who are trying to annoy you or setting
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  Speaker 4: out to annoy you. Because I'm a person I'm not
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  Speaker 4: affected by much, Like not much really gets under my skin.
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  Speaker 4: It takes, it takes a lot, but when it does,
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  Speaker 4: I find that if I just you know, same thing,
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  Speaker 4: when I'm I'm not yet quote triggered, people get like
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  Speaker 4: pissed at first because I'm not reacting the way they
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  Speaker 4: expect me to or want me to, and therefore they
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  Speaker 4: give up. And then even if I am like annoyed
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  Speaker 4: by something and I intentionally ignore it, they're not getting
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  Speaker 4: the reaction they want, so they quit. Much like flashers.
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  Speaker 4: They say that it's about the reaction. If you don't
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  Speaker 4: give them the satisfaction of your reaction, you're shocked or disgusted.
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  Speaker 4: Reaction no longer horny. It doesn't Yeah, well no, because
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  Speaker 4: they don't get what they want out of it, and
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  Speaker 4: they move on. So I would I would say that
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  Speaker 4: once come true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, some people are
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  Speaker 5: just born to be a whole.
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  Speaker 1: Well card arcs, Like if people just didn't react to anything,
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  Speaker 1: it would be over.
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  Speaker 4: There'd be no videos. Yeah, yeah, and there'll be no
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  Speaker 4: more card arks.
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  Speaker 1: But when you talk about physical bullying, I think you know,
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  Speaker 1: you might need to step up for yourself if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have anybody else around to help you.
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  Speaker 4: I say just in general though, by because there's there's
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  Speaker 4: gonna be more than one other thing for the majority
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  Speaker 4: of them. Yes, if they're not getting that reaction, even
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  Speaker 4: my kids, Like if my kids are, you know, messing
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  Speaker 4: with each other when the other one doesn't react, it
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  Speaker 4: ends pretty quickly. Yeah, it's when they fire each other up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all right, So question, what's the most useless thing you
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  Speaker 4: learned at school? That being an excellent student will get
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  Speaker 4: you a high paying job. Yeah, that is non sure.
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  Speaker 4: The truth that along the lines of you can be
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  Speaker 4: anything you want to be. Oh, no, you can't know.
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  Speaker 4: You can't know like Chris Rocks, do anything you want
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  Speaker 4: to do. No, Yeah, like Chris can said, you can
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  Speaker 4: be anything you're good at. If they're hiring.
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  Speaker 6: What's up one to show podcast listeners, it's menace. Just
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  Speaker 6: a heads up coming back to Downy with boards. We're
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  Speaker 6: going to be at the brand new Raising Canes that's
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  Speaker 6: opening up nine thousand Telegraph Road in Downey. From one
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  Speaker 6: to three pm on January thirteenth. Of course we're gonna
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  Speaker 6: have a bunch of prizes as usual, like Deem Park tickets,
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  Speaker 6: concert tickets, what he showed, merch and more. It all
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  Speaker 6: happens one to three pm January thirteenth in the city
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  Speaker 6: of Downey at nine thousand Telegraph Road.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see you there us back well as promised. We
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  Speaker 4: have something for you that we we get requests for
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  Speaker 4: quite a bit. Now, this is something that Greg I
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  Speaker 4: think was making an argument for a while, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to avoid it or not. No, but
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  Speaker 4: we love him, nerve it. We love it all right.
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  Speaker 4: So we always ask you to, like, you know, call in,
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  Speaker 4: text in, call in eight seven, seven forty four. What
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  Speaker 4: you can does some text over to two two ninety
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  Speaker 4: seven and by did we get your text? We get
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  Speaker 4: a lot of them throughout the morning, and everybody's job,
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  Speaker 4: besides being awesome on the radios, to keep an eye
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  Speaker 4: on the text and reply back to the ones that
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  Speaker 4: you know, ask for it require some type of response.
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  Speaker 4: This is the best we can because it's just based
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  Speaker 4: on the volume and there's a lot most of I
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  Speaker 4: would say, most of the time we respond yeah, we tried,
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  Speaker 4: We tried, but there are a lot to come through
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  Speaker 4: now every once in a while. And Greg's been doing
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  Speaker 4: this for years where it catches his attention. It's just
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  Speaker 4: somebody being you know, ducci, yeah, douchey, and Greg has
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  Speaker 4: off the air, been setting back and immature like super
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  Speaker 4: over the time because Greg is such a refined person,
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  Speaker 4: he's such a classy man. Yeah, but it's it's the
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  Speaker 4: most you know, class list response that he sends, and
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  Speaker 4: he gets a lot of entertainment out of it too.
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  Speaker 4: And so these are real text messages that were sent
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  Speaker 4: in to two two nine, and Greg is going to
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  Speaker 4: reply to them, but he's going to get our help
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  Speaker 4: here in deciding which one to reply back with. Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Gory's immature applies to text messages, and.
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  Speaker 7: Today we're going to respond to two separate texts. But
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  Speaker 7: each text has three options to.
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  Speaker 4: So many choices. This is like a bonus edition, so
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  Speaker 4: many choices. Okay, And the.
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  Speaker 7: Targets today are Gina, oh no, and me Okay.
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  Speaker 4: The first one is.
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  Speaker 7: For Gina from the nine two to five that texted
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  Speaker 7: something I think is so stupid. Okay, does annoying Gina
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  Speaker 7: have to put her two cents on everything that's being
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  Speaker 7: talked about on the show. I have to turn the
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  Speaker 7: volume down every time she speaks, so I miss seventy
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  Speaker 7: percent of the show.
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  Speaker 5: Gina, Yeah, you're.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I should be.
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  Speaker 5: I should be silent on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: When you're on the radio, you should really Yeah talk
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  Speaker 4: Do you have an opinion?
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  Speaker 5: And I'll just shake my head no.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know, it'd have been a lot better if
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  Speaker 4: we just had somebody who never participated. I know, that's
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  Speaker 4: so much better. Like it, that's what you want in
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  Speaker 4: a co host. Yeah, on a show, you just want
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  Speaker 4: somebody who sits there silently. I did work with a
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  Speaker 4: dude one who would nod to me. You had a
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  Speaker 4: good week for the radio. Pay Yeah, that's that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: That was good. But yeah, but f Gina forging in
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  Speaker 4: on things. Yeah, by the way, just for anybody else,
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  Speaker 4: he goes, you know what, I've been thinking the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: And it's been said about all of us, like, does
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  Speaker 4: what you have to have an opinion on everything? It's
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  Speaker 4: literally our job. Yes, that is literally what the job
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  Speaker 4: is so good is to have an opinion about everything.
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  Speaker 4: And that's one of the whether replies here.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well, how about, well we we turn the volume
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  Speaker 7: up when your mom takes a jackhammering to our stench trench,
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  Speaker 7: all right? Or option two of three, F Gina for
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  Speaker 7: doing her job well, then F the bunny ranch for
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  Speaker 7: working your mom's sweet chasm, right because.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got it, okay, all right?
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  Speaker 7: Or option three you missed seventy of the show and
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  Speaker 7: sadly your mom missed one percent of the pill.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: As much as I love stench Trench, I like three
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  Speaker 4: the best. Really yeah, so good? Yeah, I mean not
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  Speaker 4: not okay, Maybe here's the thing. Maybe not as immature
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  Speaker 4: because it's whole yeah clever like, but it is immature.
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  Speaker 4: Replies Yeah, true, I'm gonna I can be swayed kind
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  Speaker 4: of like that. I could be swayed menace.
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  Speaker 5: I say three three out. Yeah it's super clever, but
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  Speaker 5: like you said, the most immature st trench.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty good phenomenals. I'm throwing a queaf for wood
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  Speaker 4: because I know you love that one. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: why quef is so funny. The work loveen, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: I was already laughing at then F the bunny branch
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  Speaker 5: because I just want to know where it was going.
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  Speaker 4: But I still think number.
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  Speaker 5: One is killer stench trench you mass.
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  Speaker 4: Three three, I guess it's three.
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  Speaker 5: That's so good.
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  Speaker 4: And I like reminding them of what they say you
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  Speaker 4: miss yeah, yeah, yeah, of the show and right you
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  Speaker 4: are asure, miss pill.
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  Speaker 7: I even had to google what's the effectiveness of birth control.
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  Speaker 4: Something today and it's all right said, all right, day
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  Speaker 4: d and one more to go in this round of
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  Speaker 4: Greg Gory's immature replies to text messages. And it's from
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  Speaker 4: the four one two that says, look, I'm a woman
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  Speaker 4: and I like gay dudes. But is it me? Or
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  Speaker 4: does Greg make lots of gay references lately? We get it?
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  Speaker 4: You love the d We get it.
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  Speaker 5: One time I mentioned that, you know, I we celebrate passover.
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  Speaker 4: When I was like, okay, we get it.
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  Speaker 5: You people get very sensitive when you tell them about yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Well god form it is a Steeler fan, I mentioned
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  Speaker 4: the Steelers big fan of the gay stuff is fun.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we bring it up means of hilarious menis is
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  Speaker 5: always so yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm glad, And I'm glad you told me she's
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  Speaker 7: a woman because sometimes it won't fit you.
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  Speaker 4: So now being armed at that information, most things fit
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  Speaker 4: this woman.
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  Speaker 7: Right, well, option number one of three, Well, unlike you,
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  Speaker 7: when I love the D, people leave smiling good, all right,
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  Speaker 7: all right, maybe not option two. You lash out because
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  Speaker 7: the only time you get moist down there is when
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  Speaker 7: you laugh too hard.
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  Speaker 4: She pea blown out. All right, that's blown out and
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  Speaker 4: she's probably old.
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  Speaker 7: Or option three. At least I can get the D.
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  Speaker 7: You couldn't get one if your coffin had a gloryhole.
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  Speaker 4: Three? Really are you kidding?
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  Speaker 8: If your coffin had a glory whole thing I've ever heard?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I appreciate that something tells me that exists
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  Speaker 8: that is so good. Oh god, you got you must
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  Speaker 8: be able to buy one somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: Glory whole, gloryhole coffin. This is this is how he'd
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  Speaker 4: want to go, you know, glory hole so creepy a
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  Speaker 4: D if your coughin had a glory.
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  Speaker 9: There's a song called Coffin Glory Whole from the death
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  Speaker 9: metal band called Mame Hell Yeah album Ornaments of Severity.
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  Speaker 4: It's really good. Yeah it's been sent all right.
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  Speaker 5: That was amazing.
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  Speaker 4: There was some stuff I wanted to word differently about
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  Speaker 4: what's it called glory old Coffin Glory Whole coffin Coffory.
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  Speaker 5: Can we nominate you for like a Mark Twain Award?
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  Speaker 4: Put right, Well, they're okay, there's actually something. The first
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  Speaker 4: thing that pulls up is a coffin glory Whole porn
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  Speaker 4: video on porn Hub.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's what that is. I uh, well
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  Speaker 4: it's on porn Hub.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I'm looking at it. I don't see the coffins.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see Macy Gray first glory Whole visit Nope, nope, nope,
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  Speaker 4: May Myers gets cream Pied. Nope, that's such engine you're looking.
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  Speaker 4: This is Google. Look Google, I haven't had mame with
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  Speaker 4: a Gloryhole. Coffin with a Gloryhole A new music Discovery.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, this one is misleading. It says the lyrics to
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  Speaker 7: coffin Gloryhole. Okay, it's not coming up here, we go
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  Speaker 7: name coffin all.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see we're still That says exactly what you would
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  Speaker 4: think it would be. We're still looking for the good
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  Speaker 4: death metal. Yes, name the coming glory Hole New busy
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  Speaker 4: discovery on the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 5: Wait you tell me you can't find the lyrics straight?
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  Speaker 4: That's weird. Remember the comments is only two. It says damn.
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  Speaker 4: This is extremely underrated, only nine hundred views.
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  Speaker 10: It's so original. Oh my god, wait, I'm not think
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  Speaker 10: of another death metal concert. I still don't have a
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  Speaker 10: good question.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, he's the manager of a best buy a song.
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  Speaker 4: Not have more comments. I mean coffin gloryhole. Thank you metal.
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  Speaker 4: You can't tell what the holly sick. There's a there's
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  Speaker 4: Greg's invatory applies to text messages. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you guys. Send your text messages over to us.
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  Speaker 4: Hit us up on the text over to two to
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  Speaker 4: nine eighty seven. More when he shows next.
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  Speaker 11: Hang on.
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  Speaker 10: So we have.
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  Speaker 4: Taco Bell with the item that's back, and Menace has
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  Speaker 4: been very excited about this. Yes, he's been going a lot.
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  Speaker 4: This is his new obsession. We told you how he
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  Speaker 4: gets on these kicks.
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  Speaker 1: But this is what item that I've always been obsessed with.
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  Speaker 1: And then they take it away from me, but then
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  Speaker 1: they bring it, and then they bring it. But now
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a great gory situation because daily I'm leaving
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  Speaker 1: the radio station and I'm going directly to talk about
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  Speaker 1: and getting the chili cheese breed out.
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  Speaker 4: It's back on the new throw.
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  Speaker 3: It is so good.
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  Speaker 1: It's Yeah, it's like Jesus made it in his spare
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  Speaker 1: time and now it's back and I love it and
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  Speaker 1: it tastes so good.
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  Speaker 4: But the workers now they recognize me here it comes fatty.
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  Speaker 1: Chili, cheese Brido and his hot Blast zero because you know,
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  Speaker 1: want to you know, stay healthy.
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  Speaker 4: And they know him immediately by his voice to the
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  Speaker 4: drive through. It's not even like he's shown his face
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  Speaker 4: at first, like yeah, I'll have the one one touch
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  Speaker 4: pan pancake maker.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's numerous taco bells around this can be,
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  Speaker 1: but this one's the closest.
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  Speaker 4: But do I change it up? Because they recognize me
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  Speaker 4: every now, But they're so friendly at this location.
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  Speaker 1: I like, I actually want to I want to write
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  Speaker 1: a letter and say, like how friendly these were nice?
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  Speaker 12: That is?
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  Speaker 4: That is a Greg problem. That is not a you problem.
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  Speaker 4: Greg's the only person I know who would care about
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  Speaker 4: something like that, Like you know, Greg's going to the
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  Speaker 4: grocery store and being recognized for being there, Like dude,
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  Speaker 4: they would I would think that they would. Maybe the
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  Speaker 4: workers don't, but the manager would probably appreciate, like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: this is one of our regular customers.
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  Speaker 5: They'd embrace you.
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  Speaker 7: It'd be looked upon as a good thing. I agree,
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  Speaker 7: because it's just this taco bell item. The reason I
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  Speaker 7: also obsessed about the grocery store going too much. I
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  Speaker 7: often buy a box of wine and I don't want
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  Speaker 7: them to put two and two together and go like, wait,
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  Speaker 7: didn't he just buy one of these two days ago?
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  Speaker 4: So why don't you? Why don't you do something where
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  Speaker 4: you buy like a few of them at a time,
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  Speaker 4: and then.
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  Speaker 3: You can go less.
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  Speaker 4: I'm having a partner. At least you can go less
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  Speaker 4: frequently for the one. Maybe you're there for more avaa
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  Speaker 4: for avocado, also cotton balls to eat that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, toxic managers say, hey, you know, can I get
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a deal if I buy this
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  Speaker 1: in bulk?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, negotia. What are the other retro items at the
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  Speaker 4: to talk about their.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they have the double decor taco is back, and
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  Speaker 5: they should have never taken that way.
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  Speaker 4: They always had the.
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  Speaker 5: Items they have My favorite item, the seven layer of
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  Speaker 5: burrito yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I kind of just do like a combo
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  Speaker 1: of the chili cheese brito and a bean and cheese burrito,
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  Speaker 1: so I can kind of, you know, keep eving it out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, carbs and calories. Definitely consider it.
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  Speaker 4: And then the Baja Blast zeal dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they have the apple caramel and panada which
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  Speaker 5: I got yesterday. Okay, and they have these are you
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  Speaker 5: going to Yeah? Well, because my is my husband's favorite
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  Speaker 5: thing in the world are the chili cheese Britos. I
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  Speaker 5: got him six of them. He's eating one, which the
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Tony Horton thing. Don't get me started. But like when
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: we're in Minnesota, they sell them there so we can
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: get them all the time. But we got that, We
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: got the ampanadas, we got the seven layer of burrito
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: and the cool ranch lost tacos whatever, it's like a
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: cool ranch taco.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Sure think you considering writing a letter about how nice
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: they are? Is so nice of you? Yeah, should do this.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: I want to make sure to like just make sure
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: that the nacho spell checks it before you see it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, They're gonna scan all the way for free food
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: real quick.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: And then we'll be right back the Woody Show, the
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Woody Shill and into another new hour in sensitivity Training
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: for a politically correct world. One that's great, Gory, h
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: wood We got menace? What is up, Gina gret Yeah,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: there is sea bass Sammy is here, Morgan is here.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: We got the phones open at eight seven seven forty
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: four Wooding. You can hit us up with the text
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: over to two to nine eight seven. We got some
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: agree or disagree the subway takes well, we'll see what
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: you think about those two things. We got to meet
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Sammy's boyfriend me I heeart ready in music. But he's
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: a nice guy. He's a super nice guy. He's a
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Disney imagineer and we got a chance to chop it
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: up with him. Was there any handholding? Oh, dude, Sammy's
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: mean to him. She's mean really, well, yeah, you would
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: think that. You would think they've been together for like
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: one hundred years the way she was mean to him. Really,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I guess the way my wife is to me. But
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: like we've been wed marriage for seventeen years.
• 19:25
  Speaker 13: Huh, because yeah, because I'm working and so as a professional, yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 13: so's to look at her. No, but I didn't be
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: like holding hands and doing that stuff like in a
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: work scenario with everyone around.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I didn't witness. I guess it happened when my back
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: was turned because, like I guess, like he made the
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: mistake of quickly putting his arm around her and kissing
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: her on the top of the head, and she did
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: not like that. I didn't and she like we discussed.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: I pushed him away and I was like, don't touch me.
• 19:58
  Speaker 13: Yeah, literally just poked her on the shoulder and she
• 20:03
  Speaker 13: freaked out because just being annoying on.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Purpose five minutes and she like, damn near buried him, right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: He also had been drinking.
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: He didn't know he was going to meet all of
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: you guys in that moment, so he was a little
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: bit drunk when he came down.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: So he was not yeah, music festival, he was hanging
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: out bar.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: That's fine, but I'm a professional. I am working, you
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: know what. Sammy didn't like that I was talking to
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: him for so.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Long so much.
• 20:29
  Speaker 13: I didn't like that either, And I was loving him,
• 20:31
  Speaker 13: and I was like, I don't like because.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: She didn't like the that she was She had no
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: control over what was what we were saying to each other, right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was just like, just let her know,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: you're worried about what he's going to say. Now. What
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: she's going to say was not what Gene is going
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: to say to him, right No, but it's.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Not like what he's going to say either. Just as like, okay,
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: she just she couldn't control it. Y.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody was, you know, happy to meet him. He
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: was super chill and nice guy.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was stressful for me.
• 20:57
  Speaker 13: I was more stressed about him Ki you on the top,
• 21:00
  Speaker 13: Oh my god, like in that environment than I was when.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: He met my parents. Oh my god. It was very
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: stillful for me because your parents aren't going.
• 21:07
  Speaker 13: To go on the air talking and I didn't know
• 21:10
  Speaker 13: it was going to happen or what would be said
• 21:11
  Speaker 13: and whatever, So it was all stressed about it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: It's odd, Gina, Well, Gina not saying does he listen
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: to the show or did he before they met?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he told me.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: He told me he used to, but he at least
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he's lying. He's a good liar.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: He said he doesn't listen because you told him not
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: to write.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Also, he is listening, by the way. He also.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Like works from home a lot in the mornings now
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: just before, so he's.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Not like in the car, I think, because you guys
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: are dating. Even if he's not listening live, he's certainly
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: checking out the podcast. Yeah, loophol, I could tell you
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: this from experience, and you and you've been doing this
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: long enough, you know how that goes, especially because he
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: does have vested interest basically in what's going on here,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: and he's curious as to maybe what you're saying or
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: what's being said, and so he of course he's checking.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: It out, which is why I tell him not to.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: What is he going to learn from that? You sound
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: like you're on here doing ridiculous right, No, No, it's
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: something like that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: But I don't.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:13
  Speaker 13: I don't like talking about it when I go home, basically, right, Like, No,
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: I think we also say like, oh, I was listening
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: to the show this morning in such and something. I'm like,
• 22:22
  Speaker 13: don't I don't want to answer for what we do.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, I mean that's a rule that I
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: have set up with my wife years ago. I go, look,
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I don't do the show for you, like you were
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: not the targetized. I had to tell my parents that
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: at some point too. I'm like, cause my mom would
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: bring up something. I'm like, look, you know what this
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: show is. It's not for you. Yeah, exactly, like I
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: do what I do and I'm not thinking about you
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: or what you're going to think about it. They or
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: my wife not thinking about what you're going to think about.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Can't concern myself with that as nothing. I made that
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: mistake man. Very early on in my radio career, I
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: was dating somebody and she didn't like when I put
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: female callers on the air. It was dumb. I wasn't
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: flirting with them, but she said it sounded flirting because
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I was being nice, like, oh, hey, thanks for listening,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: blah blah blah, where you at, but just talking about
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: whatever the topic was, you totally want to get for
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: seven and so like an idiot. Because I was young
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: and in my very early twenty I might have been
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty one, I didn't do it. I stopped putting
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: chicks on the air and then and then I had
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: this realization at one point and I stopped, and you know,
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: just it was nobody told me, nobody got on me
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: about it, and I was like, wait, what am I doing? Yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: it just kind of hit me like a ton of bricks,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: what am I doing? And I'm like, yo, I said,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but I don't go to work and the
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: show is not for you. Yeah, like I go to
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: work because I have a job.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Well, and it's like menace you said at one point like,
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: I will quit tomorrow. That's what you want. You just
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: got to come up with another income.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: That's the deal that I have.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Made with you know, all my relationships, my friends and
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: my family.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: And I say, look, if you don't like anything that
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I do on the air, just pay all my bills
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: and I will quit.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: No problem.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: It sounds like.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Roberts told Richard Gears. But that's the thing. And I said,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: but no one's taking me up on the deal so far.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: You know nothing, he said, I'll stop doing it, say everything.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: So maybe Genie can answer this. We we couldn't get
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: an answer from her about who he looks.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Like or what he looks like.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: You know what, I do?
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Have it?
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: You do?
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: I do?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: I I had it from the second I saw Really. Yeah,
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: it's not an exact match, but I think it's as
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: close as we're going to get. And personally, everybody's on
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: their computer now. Personally, I think it's a compliment because
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: I think he's cute. I know a lot of people
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: to compare him to the host of Hot Ones.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Sean Evans, He's fine, all right. You know what it
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: reminds me of. He reminds me of a bald Joseph
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Gordon Levitt.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's also you can see that, right, but doesn't
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: don't you think he kind of has a Seawan Evans vibe.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: The ones I can't picture what that dude. You mentioned
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: that to me and I can't picture what that dude look.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: It's like, I think it's very accurate.
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but he doesn't have a beard like John Evans
• 25:04
  Speaker 13: has a beard.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, but in general they're both Yeah, they're both partners.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so bald Joseph Gordon. Ye, that boyish, super
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: cool dude.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I love him.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: It's got a really cool job. We were talking about
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: that for a while, you know, Disney imagineer. Yeah. He
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I tell you what though, and Gina picked up on
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: this too. This dude is obsessed with you. He heard
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: a very sweet story. Is this dude is all in? Yeah?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: He is so even though you're mean, is a snake? Yea,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: even though you are mean, mean he is. He's into her.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: I heard that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: Somebody asked him are you having fun? Do you like
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: being here? Is it cool to meet everybody? And his
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: response was, so long as I'm more Sammy, is I'm
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: having a.
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Yu as a victim of a relationship where the person
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: you're in that relationship with is mean.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think she's mean to him privately though it
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: was that day.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not mean to him. Oh who knows? We don't know,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: all right, because you're a I mean yeah, yeah, eight
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: seven seven forty four Wooding. You're gonna send us a
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Got some more?
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: What do you show for you next?
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Hang up.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Show?
• 26:35
  Speaker 12: Oh? I think I know this is.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Welcome back? Agree or disagree? One of the things that
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Gina is following on Instagram this subway takes Yeah, and
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I've seen this account.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Before skaream rama, Yeah and yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: This guy is talking to people on the subway asking
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: their they're taking toff. So this is just an agree
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: or disagree for us and we'll get the take yep,
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: And then you guys decide. You can also hit us
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: up on the text if you like, over to two
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: to nine eighty seven with what you got? What's your take?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: If you go to a rock show, you got to
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: rock out.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: I've just seen this too many times where like the
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: band's on and everyone's just at the bar and it's
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: like if you paid the money.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: To be there, might as well not seve at the bar.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, might as well do what rock out. You don't
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: have to fully mash if that's not your style, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: just get involved, shake your head, experience the music.
• 27:32
  Speaker 12: A little bit.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: It's like people think it's in the hips, but it's
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: actually the knees.
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: Oh I.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: So just see to move a little bit, get a
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: little gree move about it. Performers usually feed off the audience,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: so you try to get back.
• 27:40
  Speaker 12: But they give us.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, So if you're going to a show, you better
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: have some kind of like physical reaction to rock out.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: You got to rock the Yeah, I disagree, I agree, disagree, disagree.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Do you experience it the way you want to experience it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: That's it. Although I don't know if you've been watching
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: the Chris Brown shows, people are pretty much having sex and.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Then oh yeah, I missed that. It's basically dances and
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: yeah and dude. And we were just at that club Woody. Yeah,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: we were at it like a little I don't know,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: lounge area. That couple that was pretty much having sexed
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: on the floor.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: It was we went to this place inside of Aria
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: on the biggest strip and it's it's just like a
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: bar lounge kind of thing, hanging out after night number
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: two of the iHeartRadio Music Festival. And this guy, he
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: was in his fifties and he's got this chick who's
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: with them, and they're they're both in good shape and everything,
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: but they are full on dry humping on the floor.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: The boyfriend just put his arm around her, quick kiss
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: on the forehead. Got the death penalty. These guys, I mean,
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: I mean it was they were blocking the bar from
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: people ordering.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Did his lady look paid for? Or they came together?
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Now they came together, they came beget Like we're talking
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: about open mouth tonguing, and I mean the whole her
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: leg is like he's holding her legs up like you know, yeah, yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: that's embarrassing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: And dude, that's what That's the same thing she looks
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: like when he puts.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Up her So.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: What you experience there is happening at these concerts. I
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: support the guy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 9: You know, you're not gonna I think I'm gonna say this,
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: but I support that at the bar, it's you know,
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: whatever it is to you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you are a so you're the opposite of Sam.
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: You are a PDA guy, but like I would, yeah,
• 29:30
  Speaker 9: not at like the not at the the whatever the
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: kids dance recital, but you know, at two am in Vegas,
• 29:37
  Speaker 9: that's what you're.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Supposed to be doing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: That's part of the ambiance.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to take care of but I
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: mean it was as over the top as you're picturing.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: It was over the time. Yeah, it's what you were picturing.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: But as far as like, yeah, I'm I'm agreeing with
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: what you said. However you want to experience it. You
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: you paid as much as anybody else to be there,
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Like I don't care what you doing at the bar
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: and have the concert kind of in the background.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when you see the whole section of people there,
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: just too cool.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: But that's not the majority of that's the thing. It's
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: not the majority of people.
• 30:04
  Speaker 13: But I've been in a situation where I'm with a
• 30:06
  Speaker 13: group of people standing up and singing along and the
• 30:09
  Speaker 13: people behind us want to sit and they're mad that
• 30:11
  Speaker 13: we are standing.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're everything. It's like we'll stay up. We're at
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: a show.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm with you on that too. I agree with
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Sammy as well. Yeah, Yeah, there there are certain things
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: where the crowds not as into it as you would hope,
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: and usually the more high dollar of the event, like
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: the Super Bowl for example, there's not a lot of
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: like fan fans there, right, it's a lot of like
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: corporate They got tickets from some they were the big client,
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: and so yeah, it's like a scene b scene kind
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: of thing, even certain other sporting events like Courtside. Yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: The joke was always when I lived in Chicago is
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: that when you went to Wrigley Field, it was just
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: like you were going to a bar instead of a band.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: It was a baseball game that was.
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: Happeningville, if you've never been, especially of the summer, is
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: one of the best bar districts.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah in the world. Yeah, for sure, don't anywhere.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show will be right back. I don't care
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: you listen, love.
• 31:07
  Speaker 12: As long as you're listening, this is the Woody Show.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: All right. Subway takes next take agree or disagree? So
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: what's your take money back guarantee on watermelon?
• 31:16
  Speaker 14: Wow?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: One hundred percent agree, one hundred percent agree.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: No one ever talks about this.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, I had so many disappointing moments this summer.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Of course, in joyful expectation carried the watermelon at all.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Carry it like a baby.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I think there should be like a connoisseur, like an expertise,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: like a baptista who's saying, this is a good watermelon.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, I have a question, and I think if anybody
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: in this room, Greg would be the one who would know.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: What's the official policy at the grocery store. Let's say
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I go, because it's happened a number of times where
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I'll go and I'll get produce, roots, vegetables, whatever, and
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: you get them home and it's like, oh my god,
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: what the hell is this really? Yeah, and like so,
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I'm sure maybe in your past, Greg has been the
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: guy who's brought it back. I don't like these, I
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: throw it away. That gross. He goes right in the garbage.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: What's the policy? Not tried with produce.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: I've wanted to with the avocados, but by the time
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: you get to the store, they're going to be brown anyway,
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: because when you get a brand new one and it's
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: already brown.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. So I've never tried it. I've only returned
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: one thing at a grocery store one time that was produce,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: that was not produce. But I've only done it one time.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: In my entire life.
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: It's when I bought non alcoholic beer by Accidents and
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: they said you can't return alcohol. I said, good, it
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: is not alcoholic, and they let me return. It was
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: the only time I tried.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess I'm in luck because this is zero.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: So I like my money back. So does anybody know, like.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: What what is the.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Take it back?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, will return.
• 32:53
  Speaker 13: I returned berries that I got home that are super moldy,
• 32:56
  Speaker 13: and I'm like, oh, but I still want them. So
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: what I do is all this like sometimes I can't
• 33:03
  Speaker 13: see it, and and so I brought them back and said, hey,
• 33:06
  Speaker 13: I got these, these are moldy. I just want to
• 33:08
  Speaker 13: grint these instead. I mean, I don't have to go
• 33:09
  Speaker 13: through even a return policy. I just give them the
• 33:11
  Speaker 13: moldy ones and I grab the new ones and I
• 33:12
  Speaker 13: walk out and they're like, okay, great.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Bananas and raspberries are the two things that I'll buy
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: at the grocery store. And they'll like the banands will
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: be damn near green. For whatever reason. I get them
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: home and they look like they were in a Chris
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Brown relationship. But you know, like they're almost like I
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: don't like them when they're overright, so like I don't
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: know what happened between and I make sure I keep
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: them in the basket, like the where the kids would
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: normally sit on the cart. So that's where I put
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: all the bread, eggs, delicate things. Right, I'm not throwing
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: them around, so you can't say, well, you just must
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: have handled them pretty rough. No, no, no, I treat
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: them as if it was bread or eggs, like I
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: just bound and they're still brown by the time I
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: get them home.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Them in the bag too long? You should take them
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: out of there.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: No, No, what do you mean keep them in the
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: bag too long?
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: What bag you don't get like a bag for your bananas?
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: No, what do you mean, like a little produce for bananas?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know the case.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: I agree, I don't.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: No, I put very very few things in those bags
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: because I don't get it. Like you can grather. If
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: you just need a couple of lemons, you don't need
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: to put them in the bag. Just have two lemons away. Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: you get one onion, you don't need to put it
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: in the bag and then the other one or the rasberris.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know what happens. I look, these look perfectly good. Like, man,
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: these looks some really good raspberries. Get them home. They're
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: already growing hair, they're white. It sounds like a complaint.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: It's not in need.
• 34:30
  Speaker 9: Like you can just go back and take your watermelon
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: back anytime. I didn't know you could, though, But you've
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: cut it up.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Would they take it backy, Greg? Would it? We don't
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: return are there's certain things you can't bring back. I
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: would like to think that the people at the store
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: wouldn't mind you swap it out. It's never been when
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: the grocery store never Yeah, well, I mean we've done
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: the well they take it back. We had the the cake. Well.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I think the obvious thing with watermelon is I've drilled
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: a hole in it till you know. I did see
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: something about how to tell how to tell the watermelon.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: There was something that popped up and it had basically
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: like a picture chart.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: No, there's a yellow spot. I've tried it. Yeah, I
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: cannot pick a good wile and it's my favorite fruit
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: in the world, and I get a bad one. I'm
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: so hard broke.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: There's also like to where the like like the butthole
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: on the end of it. They said, like it's tight,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: it's right, Oh, you know like something there's something there's
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: something like that. I wonder if yeah, they do. They
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: talk about it like that too, Like it's like the
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: you know, look at the butthole. If it's tight, it's right.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder if the new meadow glasses will be able
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to indicate worth every penny.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: A couple of days ago, for the first time in
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: my life, I saw at the store they had cut
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: a watermelon in half and the watermelon was yellow.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah before it's fun.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: And again I'm putting it out there to everybody. Why
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: we keep making watermelons that still have seeds? We have
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: the technology to make see this watermelon, they're like, who is?
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Who was? On purpose? Except for places that you'll go
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: here like I don't even want this because it's got
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: the seeds and it's too is it more?
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: I associate that with redness, like it's more rich, like
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: like a nice dark yolk.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four? What do you agree or
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: disagree on the text two to nine eighty seven?
• 36:15
  Speaker 12: It's not like thrilling for me?
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Really? All right? Uh froddy oki, let's do it all right,
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: all right, I will I will just draw out those
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: times right here.
• 36:31
  Speaker 14: Let's see.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Oh this is this is Menaces, all right, So we
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: asked everybody to make a suggestion. I think this is
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: the one that is like probably most off the reservation
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: of all the stuff that that we've had so far.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Tom Jones, it's not unusual, yea, for whatever reason, like
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know, mens loves singing this one. So dog,
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: this is all you.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not good at this and I don't like Kiaoki fun.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: But so you guys are going to have to really
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: help me out, don't know, because you're the lead singer,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the lead I know, but.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Just still get frustrated when my time is off. I'm
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: gonna have to like go in and out.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Why this is? This is your song? I understand you're
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: you're the one that's like all familiar with this one. Yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Jones starts playing for Jones. It's not unusual. Ohrky, are
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: you ready?
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Minute?
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Alright?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Here we go three two, One's not unusual to be
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: loved by anyone. Huh.
• 37:28
  Speaker 15: It's not unusual to have fun with anyone. But when
• 37:34
  Speaker 15: I see you hanging out with anyone, it's not.
• 37:39
  Speaker 14: Usual to see me cry. I want to die.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 37:47
  Speaker 15: It's not unusually want to go out any times. Well,
• 37:52
  Speaker 15: when I see you out and about, it's such a
• 37:55
  Speaker 15: crime if you should ever want to be like un
• 38:00
  Speaker 15: buy anyone.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: It's not unusual.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Happening every day, no matter what they say, you find
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: it happened all the time.
• 38:14
  Speaker 14: Good, come on, but what you love you?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just crazy.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: He is not on you.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: This is yeah, this is your your chance. You catch
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: your down, but you do look out because it's actually
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: a very short sorry here we got all right, you're
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: not you want to be mad with anyone. He's not
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: unusual to be sad with anyone.
• 38:49
  Speaker 15: But if you ever find us at a time, it's
• 38:55
  Speaker 15: not usual.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Love. I don't love you?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Dogs?
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 39:15
  Speaker 12: It was nice?
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Can we just play the original?
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: H We're good? Heard that was better than you did
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: your old tiny voice.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: We'll take a break, we'll come back. How about some
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: of the Friday fail stories. That's more singing though, yeah
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: we started, Yeah, alright, more singing Friday Fail stories come
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: up next year on The Woody Show. Hang on backing
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: a bit insensitivity training for a politically world.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: It's a Woody Show.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: All right. Time now for your Friday fail stories.
• 40:27
  Speaker 12: All right, ladies and.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your Friday
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: fan stories. Other people thought they had any personal plan,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: the plan that can never go wrong within somewhere along
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: the line that went from being a great idea to
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: one big stink in mega uber ultra. I feel we
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: ran we ran out a littleteam there toward the endsit
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: we kind of pushed a little bit what it was.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I kind of blamed for that because I don't you
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: normally pushed me.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: No, you're right, But while I was singing, I felt like, wow,
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I have lots of breath. Yeah, like I didn't even
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: have to jump back.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: We'll start with this one in Florida. Fifty five year
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: old woman. She was going through some heartbreak, guys, because
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: her ex cheated on her, and she decided that she
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: was going to get some revenge. Okay, she decided that
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: she was going to find his truck, give it a
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: bit of a personal redesigned with a crowbar. So she
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: found the truck and meant she smashed it all up,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: wracked up thousands of dollars in damages, and then she
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: went on her way. Just one problem here, that truck
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: wasn't the ex's truck. Oh no, the real owner called
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: the cops. They tracked her down and they arrested her. Now, she,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: it turns out, was already on probation. So she's got
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: three prior arrests, right, and so destroying this truck violated
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: her previous probation. So now now she's really screwed and
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: she's in a big, big trouble. So she a girlfriend
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: instead of a boyfriend.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: And when did this become the go to thing for women?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Why? If that's why, it's it's like took my key into.
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: That that song came, but after this is a trend,
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: like it just exemplified the maybe how Stella got her
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: groove back?
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Remember that ye was on fire.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: That's the other thing. We we've identified the one thing
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: you really care about. We're going to destroy it. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: think that's what it is, because you all care about
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: your car.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: To jail.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: The kind of girl who would destroy a car is
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: with the kind of guy who's obsessed with his car.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: I think it's the point.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, what could a guy destroyed of a woman's nothing?
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: Because we can't we can if we any kind of violence.
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: Next to the next boyfriend is buy a new one,
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: right jail, Like and you just buy anything. By doing
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: you snapped a really good eye pencil into you know, Yeah,
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: that would be a good one. Over in Germany, a
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: family was getting ready to celebrate a birthday and they
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: needed some candles for the birthday cake. So they decided
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: to go for some flair this year, and they got
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: some of those you know, the like the sparklers and
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: stuff like that. One problem, I'm not sure where they
• 43:22
  Speaker 9: bought these things, but these things were not sparklers. The
• 43:25
  Speaker 9: family lit them while they were singing Happy Birthday, and
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: within seconds the room was filled with flames and people
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: screaming because the family had lit off some fireworks. The
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: birthday looked like the pyro at a local wrestling show
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: I have. Because of course everybody's rolling, they want to
• 43:40
  Speaker 9: get it on video, something you're never going to watch
• 43:42
  Speaker 9: again for the rest of your life. But this is
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: the moment that the fireworks started going off there with
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: the birthday cake. Yeah, yeah, I think that's the main
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: reason that everyone videos anything these days, because like I
• 44:14
  Speaker 9: was sitting at the Oasis show and like, you know,
• 44:17
  Speaker 9: like we always say that the video is gonna be terrible,
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: the sounds gonna be a million miles away, but they're
• 44:22
  Speaker 9: just hoping that something bad happens.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Yea, My wife will still take pictures of everything. If
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: we're like out somewhere, you know, some kind of not no,
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: not not like a like a daily going to dinner
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: kind of place. But if we're like on a vacation
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: or we're at a special event or something, she's taking
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: all these pictures and stuff Like I go, all right,
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: look at you're taking a picture of When are you
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: ever going to look at that picture? Like, be honest, like,
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: can you imagine a time like a sunset? I can't
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: even understand, like, oh, look at this this pre scenic
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: thing from this this place that we're in, but you're
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: taking a picture. Oh I know what it was. We
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: we just went to Mexico.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: You've never been before, right, the hotel dropped off the
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: first time I ever been to that resort.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: The hotel dropped off some chocolate dipped strawberries, you know,
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: like an anniversary whatever, it's a happy anniversary. It's sitting
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: on the table in the room, and she's like taking
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: a picture of Like, when are you ever going to
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: look at this pictures? Remember college, She's not going to
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: post about it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's not because I thought it maybe not. At
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: least it's a chance to flex on them.
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: Well, yeah, reeled together with all the different pictures iPhones too.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: They do make a little cute collages with music for you,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: like eventually, just so you can watch it personally.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool, it's just for yourself.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Friday Failed stories. Another one from Florida. This guy he
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: crashed a drone into a house and he went over
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: to try to get it back. Knocked on the doors
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: pretty late at night, so he didn't want to just
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: you know, walk in the yard to get it. The
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: homeowner wasn't happy, called the cops and when they showed up,
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: they went and they grabbed the drone and what do
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: you know, they found a bag of meth and fentanyl
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: attached to the drone and the bag said share this.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: That's nice. So drone dude arrested, taken the failed jail
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: charge with intent to sell or deliver, also operating an
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: unregistered vehicle on a kind of you know, the drone sailed.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: Look right here on my phone pictures of when I
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: was in Mexico and they put rose petals on our
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: bed and you ever go back and look other than
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: right now, like, oh, you know what, I think I
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: did take a picture or something like that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, you're right. So maybe a look at this
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: hot photo that Oh my god, is that Randy? Oh
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: my god? Hey guys petting on? They look like an
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: old lesbian couple. Yeah, look at it, and they're pretty dog.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: I was just there's literally nothing cute in that picture.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Jim Jim a little black friend. Yeah, I'll give you
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: one more fail story. God, this one is from I
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: didn't know they made tank tops in that side that
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: was large. That's is that a special order to dude? Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: this is from New York. Here we go with the
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: hiking again, Greg, what how many games? Four hikers got
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: lost in the woods. They were freaking out, decided to
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: call nine to one one and they admitted to the
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: operator that this all happened because they took shrooms before
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: the hike. One of them was experience A delivered a
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: debilitating high. So park rangers, firefighters they had to go
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: into the woods. They found them, They put them into
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: an ambulance. They gave m a courtesy ride back to
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: the place they were staying, even found their car keys,
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: and they get lost on the trail, like this is
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: my job. Yeah, I mean they had good intentions of
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: just you know, like I.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Said, debilitating high. You paid too much, you want a
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: debilitating high.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I all thought they had the project also, like people
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: are like, oh, we're gonna do this and we're gonna
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: go to the desert.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Like, no, I don't want to do that.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: It's so fun.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I don't want to. Well, there's your Friday Fail stories.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take cake quick break. We got some more
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Woodies show for you. Next, hang on younger than an hour.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Now here's what I want to know. Who brought in
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: the Reese's Oreo cups?
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: I did?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Oh? You did?
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Did?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Gina has brought a bunch of candy. You know what,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: let's grab the candy somebody, Sammy, would you please grab
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: the candy, disperse the candy piece candy we have as
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: you know, we have a the feeding table sitting here
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: in the studio. Off. Now, there was all this weird
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: candy that showed up on that you brought that from Iceland?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: That I know that candies from Iceland. And then I
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: have a bag of the Reese's Peanut butter cup with
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Oreo that we were talking about Yeah, those are courtesy
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: of my real tur who gave us this big giant,
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: you know, like welcome home present, and she goes. I
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: listened to the show, and you guys always talking about
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: chocolate peanut butter.
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Shuff Yeah, so I said, I tried, because Menace is
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: wondering if any of us had tried these yet. I
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: tried the Oreo cookies that had the Reese's peanut butter inside,
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: and those are good.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Now, I haven't seen the bag that you're holding before.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: What I see in the store is like the king
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: sized Reeses.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: So these babies, these are the little mini Reese's peanut
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: butter cups. But it says milk chocolate and white chocolate
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: cream peanut butter cups with Oreo cookie crumbs. So the
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: the top it looks like the Oreo cream. But I'm
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: thinking it's exactly what they say. It's probably just white
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: chocol which I'm not a huge fan.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me neither, but I thought it was there cream.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Let's see take one.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: We'll try these out. We said that we're gonna get
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: our hands on these. I'm sure they're they're fine. There's
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: not a there's not a ton of those of the white.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Because they're just the little babies.
• 49:46
  Speaker 14: You don't, okay, now what I buy.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: The past? Would I would I buy this instead of
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: just getting the regular peanut butter cup. No, but if
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: they're sitting on the feeding table, I'm certainly eating.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Like the little crunch.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I love the crunch. The crunch is good. You don't
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: even taste the white chocolate. It's a peanut butter cup,
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: but just a little crunch to.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Marsha.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'd give that a ten. Love the crunch, Sammy,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: you shut your mouth taste minty for some reason, you're
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: so broken. I don't give that a t give that
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: an eleven.
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so damn gooding stupid already. I don't know why
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: it's wrapped in foil and then.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Has that paper a little They call them the little
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: like panties.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: What's the point. I'll tell you what it is. It's
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: the same reason they put speed bumps on the road.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: It's the slowest down you were unwrapped. I would eat
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: the whole bag.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: We try this other stuff?
• 50:49
  Speaker 14: God, now, this is something.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: This is one of the the Iceland.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have the toffee pops.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: This is called toffee pops. It says, it's a toffee
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: filled biscuit, okay, with chocolate flavored coating. Okay.
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: It looks like a piece of short breadth the size
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: of a ritz cracker.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I was like something chewy or caramel in it.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like the toffee. I like the cookie part.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm. Not toffee. It minds me too much of carmel.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: You know what carmel it's not. Yeah, medic isn't like caramel.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: It's not sweet at all.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not at all. It's not a strange I
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: like it kind of tastes like a girl's cookie.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: You know what I haven't had in a long time.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Do they still sell them? I don't know if anybody's
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: noticed them. But I had one friend in his lunch
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: every day, his mom would put a score bar.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: For Valentine's Day. Andy got me like fifty of them
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: there were.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: It's chocolate, but it's it's toffee, like crunchy toffee. Not
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: this this soft toffee that we have here. It was
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: crunchy toffee just to cover with chocolate. I remember the name.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: They're amazing.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: They were so good. They still sears? Do they do?
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: Now Here's something we don't even know what it is
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: because it's scary. That's called the hollow locris. I did
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: a little licorice.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: I did a little googling on this. Do you want
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: to just try it?
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: Just? What is it?
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Is it black licor not eating black licorice.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Does mean licorice? And this is the yellow one.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Oh hey, take it easy. I actually I need to
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: bleep out, sorry, Tina.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: This one is lava candy. It's called okay, it's not bad.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: My my mother and my son horrible. My mother and
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: my son both love black licorice. And it's so discussed
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: like Mike and ikes, is it good and plenty? Which
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: one's one plenty good? And play with the black licorice?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Chocolate coated black liquorice like a fruity filling?
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: Hell no?
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: And men says the green kind?
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: What's the green one? I had the pink one that
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: and you thought that was fine?
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: And this is it's pepper filled.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I think if you like licorice, you're insane. Something is
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: really weird.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: He doesn't seem like he's throwing up.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's also kind of broken. He's eating so many
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: things where we've always said it's kind of like one
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: of those like Billy goats and eat canny.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what this is the green one
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: pepper filled Okay. And then this is the last candy bar.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: It's called like hoffun Riizin.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: It looks good. This tastes like black liquors too. Oh
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: really do you need you need a palate closer it do?
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Please pass it over? All right, I'll tell you what.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Iceland has some garbage candy.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not what they're known for.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, those cookies the way you tasted mint, with the
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: peanut butter cups, I tasted fish.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Don't say that now. Those are just bland and not
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: sweet like you said, like those toffee flavor. This the
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: licorice one didn't even try, but you go to hell.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: They have a thing with black licorice. This candy bar
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: that we just tried the end is like it had
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Did you get a greg It's awful. It's not good.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: This Reese is though, everything better because they have this
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: is North America, right, Yeah, yeah, Reese's Oreo the miniature cup.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: They're pretty good again. The peanut butter cup with that
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: like Oreo crunch. Yeah, so good. All right. When it
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: comes to sweets, dessert, candy. It's all about the USA. Kelly.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: All right, well we're going to get a quick break.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: We got some more Friday Woody Show coming up next
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: check in Friday. Check ins on the text over to
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: two to nine eighty seven. Will be right there, a
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Woody Show, back in a field, Back in a.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Field, Woody Show.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: Al Right, we are in two another new hour insensitivity
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: training for a politically correct world. My name is what
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: of that is great gory. We got Menace, Jida grad Hello,
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: SeaBASS is here, so you've got Sammy Morgan is here.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Phones are open eight seven seven four war Woodie, you
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: can send us a text over to two two nine
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: eight seven. We got the d U i Q coming
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: up for you this hour. You're gonna be able to
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: play along at home. I'll explain here in a second.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to do something here. But yeah, there was
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: there was. There was a whole thing we gotta we
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: gotta talking to about prizes that we don't have necessarily allotted,
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: and and I forgot to get something or get get
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: clarification on what it would be. So I had a
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: different idea for today because of that. I'm trying to
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: get a hold of somebody would he showed a blast
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: from the past.
• 55:35
  Speaker 14: Fun, God, have all these big slippers.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: She picks up. Hey, hey, Julia, have you met Have
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: you met Gina yet?
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: No?
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Julianne, I am such a huge fan of yours. I've
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: heard so many stories about you, and it is an
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: honor to be talking to you.
• 56:07
  Speaker 12: All good things, all good things, right, Oh for.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Sure, Yeah, a lot of good things about going to church.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, your library voluntary?
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: What do we just telling us? Like her daughter got
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: ahold of like some kind of like penis something. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: the lipstick, the penis lipstick, that's what it was. Yes,
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: of course she did. How old your daughter? She's like
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: she's ten.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she she didn't see the lipstick. She's like
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: she went to go grab it and then Julianne had
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: a stopper. Yeah that kind of stuff she has like
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: everyday lipstick.
• 56:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Julianne worked on the show for for a
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: long time. She was a phone screener, like a producer.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: And uh, now you're still working at the like the
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: power company, right, yes, I am. We already asking if
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: you wanted to play the d u i Q is
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: the whole reason we were calling.
• 57:00
  Speaker 12: I can yeah, go ahead, Oh you have time? Yay, okay,
• 57:04
  Speaker 12: failure Yeah already.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Well now we used to we used to bring Juliane
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: in this kind of stuff like way before we knew Sammy, wait,
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: wait before all you get to be.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: The guest or you Sammy's the Julianne now yeah, yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: You get to get smart.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, so we'll we'll take the break and then
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: we'll play around the d u y Q with Julianne
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: the former phone screener here of the Woodi Show, Now
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Carnival Cruiser and La far Mercia Expert. Yeah, that's next
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: on the Woodies Show. Hang up, babies, jake up a
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: conversation with the person next to you who's also starting traffick.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: How's it going?
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back nice, back to the Woody Show.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: All right, switching up just a little bit this morning,
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: because quite honestly, I don't have I don't have an
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: extra price right now? Yeah, ragging right, I mean because
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Then we got we got to talk
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: to you about not doing giveaways. Well, we don't have anything,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: kid is to giveaway. We've been doing that a lot,
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: we do. Yeah, yeah, like I will figure something out.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: We'll send him something that half the time anyway like that. Yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: I was gonna use like blast for the past. We
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: tried calling mister Mussels, who's the you know guy you
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: knowel calling him. We tried calling Jerry O'Connell. We tried
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: calling Kevin Smith, who tried calling Mike the show killer.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Julian.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, Now we have Julianne. We have Julian the
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: phone screener. Everybody's doing a hot dial trying to find
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: uh somebody from what he show passed that we can
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: we can get on to play the g uy Q.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: All right, So being that used to work here, you're
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: very familiar with the game. Sea Best goes out and
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: talks to all these different drunk people, and we have
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: a drunk person that's answering some what he would call
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: very easy trivia questions. Now, Julian, since you are going
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: to be for all intensive purposes here, the contestant not
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: winning a prize, but a contestant. He just has a
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: guest two out of three yes or no, will the
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: drunk person get it right? And of course we have
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Menace and Sammy who are there trying to guess that's
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: what you met Sammy, Right, yes, okay, yeah, yeah, let's
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: play do you like you? Who is this person?
• 59:10
  Speaker 14: See?
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: This is Dion and he just kind of struck me
• 59:12
  Speaker 9: as a guy who was about to pass out. So
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: we'll start the conversation there and explore more of his
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: state of mind.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: All right, here is Dion.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: What's the weirdest place you ever passed out?
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: DIONN weirdest place I've ever passed out was in a
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: porter party. And I woke up and the porter partty
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: smelled better than when I went to sleep in the
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: porter party.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: What's so great about alcohol?
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: What it gives you the courage to say you have
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: pretty bosoms?
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have really beautiful bosoms to me, you're saying
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: to a girl, right, well, I would hope you don't
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: have pretty bosoms, but if you had pretty bosoms, I
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: guess you can accept my compliment.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: But okay, I don't.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Hate this guy.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Courage now, Julian, this is something you would do when
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you're turns up. You would compliment people on their bosoms.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: You almost got oh yeah, you almost got a fight
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: on your cruise. You shared the story with me. You're
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: talking about a guy's flat ass to his face.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah, like I have any room, right, but yeah, that's
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 12: what I did.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: And what was his reaction? He'd be like, hell away from.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 12: Pretty much like I kind of don't really remember. That
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 12: was more of Kevin's story. He was like telling me
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 12: what had happened. So, yeah, I did this, and I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 12: did this not in front of just my kid, but
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 12: in front of his kid too.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: So yeah, a cruise, that's that is? That is all right?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we would ask that guy, hey, any interesting things
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: that happened on the carnival because he has this random chick.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a flat assofed on my ass.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: All right. So question number one, d u I.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Q, what's a country that borders China?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: What is a country that borders China? I'm to say
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: no for Dion.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Menace has been to the China.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: He's a huge fan of that country. He likes Chinese China,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: he loves that, he loves their government. I want to
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: go back, all right. I will say no for Dion.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: I will say yes for Menace. Yes for Sammy, oh wow,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: yes in the room, No for Dion. Sammy's just looking
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: hell of confident. That's that's the only reason. I will
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: only say yes to Menace, no to Sammy, no to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: all right, Uh, julianne, what do you think I.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 12: Agree with Greg? I think yes to Menace, no to Dion,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 12: and know to Sammy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Question number one d u i Q, what's a country
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: that borders China?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Menace?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: We should ask Julian too, but we will, Okay, don't
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: what is it?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Well, now I'm going to give her one.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Russia.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Russia's We'll keep that on the list.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, Russia, all right, Julian.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Julian can't say Russia.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Taiwan. That's not a terrible guest, because how about Singapore?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Because China surrounds Singapore?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: Not seeing that? No Laos?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: Oh, one of the Koreas, Vietnam, Yeah, sure, okay, Afghanistan.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: All about Laos. That's all that matters. Afghanistan does, yeah,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: really covers a lot of chin China, Singapore borders Malaysia. Okay,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: okay I Question number one, d u i Q.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: What's a country that borders China?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: What's the country that borders China? Africa?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: In Africa, you think, yeah, go there and be But
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: as nik.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Africa is a common answer for a country on this
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: A lot a lot of people say that Africa, we
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: got Julian the phone skinner, who's joining us for this
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: round of the d u y q.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: We have Dion, are drunk person who's answering the questions.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: We have Sammy and Uh and our friend Menas who
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: are just completely sober trying to answer the same questions.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Question number two, d uy.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Q holtsis effects what part of your body?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Howtosis effects what part of your body? Greg? Do you
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: want to guess first? Yeah? I will say hmmm yes
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: to Sammy.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: I don't want to give any hints on this one
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: because it's so it's rich with hints.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, yes to Sammy and Menace, No to Dion.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna say yes to Menace, No to Sammy
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: and Dion all right.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: I will say no to Dion, no to Sammy, yes
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: to menace, all right, with such a multisyllabic word, Yeah, Menace,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: what you guess? I say no, No, Sammy, what's your guess? No,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: julianne I say no no to everybody? Smart, Yes, Sammy,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Yes to Sammy? All right. Question number two for the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: d u.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: I q, holatosis affects what part of your body.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: We'll start with Sammy. The eyes, the eyes, Julianne, what's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: your guess? Out of curiosity, I was thinking the brain,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: the brain, or menace, the.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 11: Throat, the mouth, because becauseltos, this is what menace. It's
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 11: it's bad breath. Menace is right, because breath isn't part
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 11: of the body.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the bodega breath. Yeah, we're looking at Yeah, alright,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: so menace. You got that one right, Thank you, d
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: u i Q question.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Number two its effects? What part of your body.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Your breasts, your breath?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: You then you have good breath drunk like alcohol?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 9: Wow, your breast, I mean your breath, Wow, your breast.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Speaking of julian the phone scren and weird things
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: happened on vacation and breast. How about the fact that
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: she was squirting her breast milk at that bar favorite
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: at the resort. She's so shot in Mexico. Yeah, she
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: had that baby, you gonna come out of your shells,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Like random strangers like around to her. Yeah, and she's
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: like squirting her breast milk and people are walking up.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: She's an angel.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 12: You know what funny story, I actually had a dream
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 12: about my breast milk last night. Really no, no, no, no,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 12: Kevin sticks Adam on breast and cold just in case,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 12: I'm not going to be one of those statistics. But yeah,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 12: I had a dream that I was syringing it like
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 12: from a cup.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 12: I know we are right, we are talking about it.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: You're giving her crap. But she was twenty one. It
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: was spring break.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Oh alright. Question number three d u i Q?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: The Watergate scandal brought down what president?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: All right? Can I go first with this?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Sure?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: Because you know I like to get crazy once a week,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: get nuts, triple yes, triple yes. I'll say yes for
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Menace and Sammy. I'm gonna say no for Dion.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say yes to Sammy, no to Menace
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: and Dion. All Right, all different answers.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Menace and Sammy. What do you think? No, no, no, Julianne,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: What do you think I think?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 12: Yes to everybody?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Triple yes, crazy with Greg. Yeah, let's do it, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Question number three you.
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  Speaker 12: U i Q?
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  Speaker 3: The Watergate scandal brought down what president?
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  Speaker 5: Menace Nixon, Sammy Nixon.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so far, so good, Julianne.
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  Speaker 12: I was I was gonna, honestly guess Reagan but I
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  Speaker 12: knew it was wrong.
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  Speaker 4: I like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet, all right, so it's
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  Speaker 4: not Reagan is the answer is Nixon? Question number three,
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  Speaker 4: what's that?
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  Speaker 5: If I didn't every one like Reagan Republicans?
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  Speaker 1: He I think he still has the biggest victory by states,
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  Speaker 1: he has victory. They had, you know, Reaganomics. Who's they
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  Speaker 1: ruin the country?
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  Speaker 4: It was? It wasn't as did you look back at history?
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  Speaker 4: He was very pop.
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  Speaker 1: I did do a recent deep dive on one. You know,
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  Speaker 1: like why did we get rid of all these insane asylums?
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  Speaker 1: And Reagan was a big part of correct, Yeah, getting
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  Speaker 1: rid of them because he has two steps.
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  Speaker 5: It was let everyone out and build new stuff. And
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  Speaker 5: they never built new stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he but he didn't initiate it.
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  Speaker 9: It was actually Kennedy who I read a whole book
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  Speaker 9: on that because of the the underground Kennedy lady who Rosemary,
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  Speaker 9: and they didn't like her being stigmatized.
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  Speaker 4: So now we got crazy people.
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  Speaker 5: In the streets.
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  Speaker 4: Question number three d u i Q.
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  Speaker 3: A Watergate scandal brought down what president?
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  Speaker 2: He's always talking about global warming? His wife is nice too.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea about this man.
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  Speaker 3: Did you talk about al Gore.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we had a good president too. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 4: there you go, there's the d u i Q. Al right, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: julian you gotta go back to real work. Yep, it's okay.
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  Speaker 12: So do I win anything to.
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  Speaker 4: Give him twenty bucks for the carnival cruise? That's right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we'll send you something. We'll send you a nice what
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  Speaker 4: do you show t shirt or something? All right, we
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  Speaker 4: should probably look into if we have if we have
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  Speaker 4: any of those. Yeah, we just got some new mouse
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  Speaker 4: mouse pads. What do you show mousepaths?
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  Speaker 12: Do you mouse pad?
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  Speaker 4: Ye'll take it, Julianne, good to talk to you. We
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  Speaker 4: got to have more. What do you show for you
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  Speaker 4: next time?
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  Speaker 6: On?
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  Speaker 3: So what do you know?
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  Speaker 10: All?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back everybody.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We talked about people who are on power trips from
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  Speaker 4: time to time, Menace Greg talking about like venue people,
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  Speaker 4: people who work at concert venues and number one on
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  Speaker 4: the list to the left, Yeah, power tripping all.
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  Speaker 1: I became best friends with the backstage cook at the
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  Speaker 1: iHeart Radio Festival. The security he was like going crazy
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  Speaker 1: on him when he was there trying to get back
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  Speaker 1: to the area so he could go work.
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  Speaker 4: Clearly, the guys here working yeah, I'm like he's okay.
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  Speaker 4: We were talking about the security guard the h O
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  Speaker 4: a security guard that was trying to pull people over. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I will add because I see more and more of
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  Speaker 4: these videos, you know, like bail guys, bail bonds were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they think they're real cops. They have pants and they
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  Speaker 4: try to pretend like they have more power legally, like
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  Speaker 4: more legal power than they do. And the other people
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  Speaker 4: process servers, you know, the people that.
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  Speaker 5: Like serve you, Yeah, like they're legal legal adjacent.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you have no real like authority, like Mario
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  Speaker 4: Lopez got served with like this person just being like
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  Speaker 4: a douche as if there's I don't know, there's like
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  Speaker 4: a there's a there's a power trip that. And then
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  Speaker 4: in Kansas, this process server was on the property of
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  Speaker 4: Travis Kelce trying to serve deposition papers, and the papers
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  Speaker 4: were for Taylor Swift, of course, because she's in this
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  Speaker 4: legal drama between Blake Lively and the Justin Baldoni thing
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  Speaker 4: and what happened on the set of that movie. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: the server showed up to the house it was like
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  Speaker 4: early in the morning, and when he couldn't find a
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  Speaker 4: way onto the property. He jumped the fence onto the
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's it's a private neighborhood. Yeah, Like you're
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  Speaker 4: a process server.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're basically a delivery boy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really trying to go above and beyond, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and so got arrested. Yeah good, can't can't do that,
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  Speaker 4: charged with trespassing. And it doesn't sound like you got
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  Speaker 4: to serve those papers either. So if you ever don't
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  Speaker 4: want to get served, live live in a gated home. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: gated community. You're behind behind some walls. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, although avoiding service is not an excuse to
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  Speaker 9: avoid the lawsuit, by the way, you can't just avoid.
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  Speaker 4: You can't just hide. It's not like a all the
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  Speaker 4: alioxen free you know, like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like they have to show they made like a
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  Speaker 5: legitimate right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then published a newspaper or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Like.
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  Speaker 4: You can't just not go to court forever because you
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  Speaker 4: didn't get basically served, right, sir, Well damn.
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  Speaker 5: You got served.
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  Speaker 4: We had it served, I think, okay served. Oh yeah
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  Speaker 4: we did, sir. Oh yeah, okay, back when that was
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  Speaker 4: cool slam, like when someone that would happened, we were
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  Speaker 4: just like, oh damn, sir, eight seven seven forty four
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  Speaker 4: Woodie hit us up on the text over to two
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  Speaker 4: two nine eight seven. We got some more Woodies show
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  Speaker 4: for you next.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on, yeah, this is a Woodie show.