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Hour 4 - Nothing To See Here · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Cowabunga, dude. And boom goes the dynamite. In our number
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Speaker 1: that'd be pretty neat. Well, here in our number four,
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Speaker 1: if everything between coach Mike Rabel and quarterback Drake May
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Speaker 1: is wonderful, why are Patriot insiders whispering? Otherwise, Rabel trying
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Speaker 1: to downplay any kind of a rift with his quarterback.
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Speaker 1: And what's your knee jerk report card on the Joey
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Speaker 1: Porter Jr.
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Speaker 2: Trade?
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Speaker 1: From Pittsburgh to the Cowboys. That went down last night.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of Pittsburgh, Ben Roethlisberger is blaming CBS for the
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Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers controversy involving the lip reading. How do you
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Speaker 1: parse the words of Ben Roethlisberger? We'll get to all
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Speaker 1: of that and more. Have a wonderful Thursday. Enjoy the
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Speaker 1: start of October. And here we go. It's hour number four.
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Speaker 1: Nothing to see here. We're all good. No, no. Really.
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Speaker 3: Nothing.
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Speaker 1: I know. I know you think there's something going on,
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Speaker 1: but no. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
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Speaker 1: right now, and it's none other than Timmy from Busco, Indiana,
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Speaker 1: who said, hey, Mallor! I said, what do you want, Timmy?
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Speaker 1: it was Late Night Drug Tester who reached out. I said, well,
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Speaker 1: what does he want? And he said, well, you know,
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Speaker 1: he says, I'm representing OG Art Puff. And I said,
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Speaker 1: what are you, and Georgia Boy, really? Yeah, and Georgia Boy.
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Speaker 1: and Larry from Nashville, and even Nick in Wisconsin. I said,
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Speaker 1: you're representing all those people? I said, yeah, I'm representing
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Speaker 1: all those people. And they want to know where to
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Speaker 1: watch the National League playoffs. I said, oh, really? Well,
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you where. Fox 1. There's no time like October.
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Speaker 1: The NLDS is here streaming live on Fox 1. Padres
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Speaker 1: and Brewers, Dodgers will play either the Phillies or the Braves.
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Speaker 4: We'll know who.
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Speaker 1: When that game is played later today in the wild
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Speaker 1: card round. But both NLDS series can be seen on
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Speaker 1: Fox 1. Every hit could be the one that changes everything.
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Speaker 1: Stream the MLB postseason live on Fox 1. We all
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Speaker 1: flocked together over there to Fox 1 to watch the
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Speaker 1: National League Divisional Series. We had three teams... Decommissioned from
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Speaker 1: the baseball playoffs. The Boston Red Sox are out. The
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Speaker 1: cheating ass. 1,000, 2,000 holes have been eliminated. Love that.
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Speaker 1: And the Chicago Cubs. The struggle is real. The Cubs
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Speaker 1: are out. So the Padres advance. The Cubs. Yankees are
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Speaker 1: on to play Tampa Bay. Padres will play the Brewers,
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Speaker 1: as we mentioned earlier. And the White Sox and Guardians.
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Speaker 1: We are guaranteed of having either the White Sox or
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Speaker 1: the Guardians. A couple of mediocre teams. One of them
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Speaker 1: will be in the final four of Major League Baseball.
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Speaker 1: That is a guarantee. A guarantee. So our lead this
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Speaker 1: hour is from football. Because it pays the bills, keeps
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Speaker 1: the lights on around here, as we like to say.
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Speaker 1: And we start out in the Commonwealth. More noise out
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Speaker 1: of New England. This continues to be the go-to drama-o-rama
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Speaker 1: in the NFL. And if you haven't been keeping track
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Speaker 1: of this, we've been salivating here in sports radio about it.
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Speaker 1: Maybe not. You have not been paying attention. It's a
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Speaker 1: rather sticky situation there with the Patriots. So, Mike Vrabel.
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Speaker 1: who had quite the offseason. I was having a good
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Speaker 1: time there. Mike Vrabel pushing back, pushing back now, pushing
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Speaker 1: back on reports that there is a issue between he
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Speaker 1: and quarterback Drake May, who's played like Drek May, been
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Speaker 1: bad to the bone this season. So Vrabel was asked
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Speaker 1: about that, and rather than me saying, Pretend to be
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Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel. Not that I don't do a great Mike
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Speaker 1: Vrabel impersonation. I can do really good Mike Vrabel cosplay.
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Speaker 1: But here is Mike Vrabel commenting. He was asked about
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Speaker 1: the situation and reports saying there's a beef between he
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Speaker 1: and Drake May. They're not on the same page. Let's
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Speaker 1: find out what he said. Here we go. Let me
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Speaker 1: just tell you why I'm here.
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Speaker 3: I'm here because Drake was the quarterback.
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Speaker 2: Believe it or not, I had choices to where I
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Speaker 2: wanted to coach.
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Speaker 4: I wanted to coach here because Drake was the quarterback.
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Speaker 3: So I don't have really much other to add to
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Speaker 3: that about a comment that from an unnamed source.
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Speaker 1: So there you go. He said, I'm here because Drake
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Speaker 1: was the quarterback and he dismissed the report because it
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Speaker 1: was an unnamed source. So that is a good jumping
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Speaker 1: off point. And let us discuss. Weave a web of lies,
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Speaker 1: will you, Mr. Coachman? So the question, if everything between
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Speaker 1: Mike Rabel and Drake May is wonderful, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. That good, right?
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Speaker 1: And I'm here because Drake was my quarterback. Why are
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Speaker 1: the NFL insiders, the Patriot insiders, whispering in hushed tones otherwise?
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Speaker 1: So I've got Whirlpool Refrigerator, Dungeons & Dragons, and Babushka.
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Speaker 1: And we will combine all of these things together, and
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Speaker 1: we are going to pump the brakes today. because we
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Speaker 1: have to have some gabagool and a little baba ganoush
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Speaker 1: and a whole lot of jambalaya. We need to have
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Speaker 1: all of those things that just roll off your tongue,
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Speaker 1: and we're going to have them. All right, so first
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Speaker 1: of all, there is a reason the vultures are circling
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Speaker 1: around Foxborough. As they say at the Longhorn Steakhouse, there's
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Speaker 1: some meat on the bone here. There's some meat on
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Speaker 1: the bone. And if you watch the Whisper Network, then
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Speaker 1: you know When you see a coach or you hear
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Speaker 1: a coach say in hushed tones, I'm here because of blank,
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Speaker 1: my quarterback. In this case, Drake was the quarterback. It
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Speaker 1: sounds suspiciously like something you would say when people wonder
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Speaker 1: whether you actually want the quarterback. It's like, hmm, that
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Speaker 1: seems like just what you would say. Now, Vrabel didn't
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Speaker 1: draft May. He inherited Drake May. Kind of like You inherit,
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Speaker 1: if you buy a house, and the previous owner of
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Speaker 1: the house says, you know, I have this Whirlpool refrigerator,
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Speaker 1: and it's expensive to move, and I'm thinking about buying
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Speaker 1: a new Whirlpool refrigerator, so I'm just going to leave it,
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Speaker 1: and you can have it. Okay, so it came with
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Speaker 1: the house. This is an arranged marriage. It is not
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Speaker 1: a storybook romance. Now, could it turn out to be that?
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Speaker 1: We'll see. Right now, it's a little bumpy. Bumpity, bumpity, bumpity.
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Speaker 1: And sure, Vrabel dismissed the report claiming the anonymous source
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Speaker 1: isn't worth his time. Although maybe he should check with
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Speaker 1: his old lovey NFL insider back in the day, Diana Rossini.
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Speaker 1: And how many reports did she have from a anonymous source,
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Speaker 1: which I don't know, could have been Mike Vrabel. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: anonymous sources.
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Speaker 3: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Only become offensive. They only become offensive anonymous sources when
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Speaker 1: they say something you hate.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 1: Dismiss the messenger all you want, but the question remains,
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Speaker 1: does the message have merit? Does it have merit? This
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Speaker 1: is either legitimate friction or the NFL's favorite pastime here
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Speaker 1: in late September and early October, turning a quarterback that
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Speaker 1: blows into a soap opera. It's like it's got to
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Speaker 1: be something else going on. It just can't be this
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Speaker 1: guy's not playing well. He's got to be hurt or
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Speaker 1: there's a beef with the coach. And it's always one
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Speaker 1: of those things. It's never just, hey, this guy is
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Speaker 1: having some really bad days at work and it's nobody
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Speaker 1: else's fault other than him. He stinks. Period.
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Speaker 2: Stop.
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Speaker 1: No, no. It's always going to be the psychobabble. It's this, that,
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Speaker 1: the other thing. Always, always, always. All right. Secondly, to Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 1: We got trade. We got trade action. It has happened.
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Speaker 1: The domino has dropped. The Steelers have said bye-bye to
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Speaker 1: malcontent defensive back Joey Porter Jr. They've run him.
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Speaker 3: Out of town.
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Speaker 1: Actually, he ran himself out of town. Where did Joey
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Speaker 1: Porter Jr.
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Speaker 3: Go?
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Speaker 1: Did you hear? Have you been listening?
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Speaker 3: No. No.
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Speaker 1: Well turns out he'll be wearing some cowboy boots as
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Speaker 1: he's headed to the lone star state porter has been
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Speaker 1: a healthy scratch in the eyes of many all season
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Speaker 1: now he's claiming he's got some kind of soft tissue
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Speaker 1: injury most believe that was just a wildcat strike and
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Speaker 1: that is why he is out. Now, Pittsburgh, what do
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Speaker 1: they get in return for Joey Porter Jr.? Well, the
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Speaker 1: compensation package includes a 2027. What do you think? They
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Speaker 1: got a first-round pick in 2027, second-round pick, third-round pick.
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Speaker 1: They got a sixth-round pick in the next NFL draft.
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Speaker 1: But if you wait a couple of years in 2028,
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Speaker 1: once hell freezes over, they'll get a second-round pick.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Question. Here it is. What is your knee-jerk report card?
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Speaker 1: Give me the Malheur knee-jerk report card on the Joey
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Speaker 1: Porter Jr. trade to the Cowboys. So the Malheur trade scorecard,
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Speaker 1: which is the trade report card of record, As you
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Speaker 1: gobble it down here. On the Maller trade scorecard, the
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Speaker 1: Steelers get the D. They get a D on the
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Speaker 1: report card. And I'm never wrong about these things. The Cowboys,
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Speaker 1: they get a B. B +. I go B +.
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Speaker 1: I'm optimistic. I'm Benny Brightside.
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Speaker 3: Why?
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Speaker 1: What Dallas did here. Think of it like in Hollywood.
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Speaker 1: Dallas bought the finished movie. They bought the rights to
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Speaker 1: the finished movie. Pittsburgh acquired the rights to the unproduced screenplay.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather have the finished movie or would you
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Speaker 1: rather have the unproduced screenplay? I would rather have the
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Speaker 1: finished movie. You exchanged a proven known commodity, an NFL
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Speaker 1: starting quarterback. Now we can debate how good Joey Porter Jr.
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Speaker 3: Is.
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's not as good as he thinks
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Speaker 1: he is. Never been an All-Pro or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: He's a good NFL player. It's yet to be determined
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Speaker 1: whether he's a great NFL player. He's anticipating being paid
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Speaker 1: as a great defensive back and a great player right
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Speaker 1: out of the box when he arrives in Dallas. We'll
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Speaker 1: see if that happens. So you've traded a known commodity
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Speaker 1: if you're Pittsburgh, and you've gotten in return the NFL
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Speaker 1: equivalent of store credit. So that's great. Good for you.
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Speaker 1: You've turned Joey Porter Jr. into a couple of scratcher tickets. Congratulations, Pittsburgh.
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Speaker 1: You received, essentially, the ever-popular player to be named later.
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Speaker 1: Much later. Much later. And that second-round pick.
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Speaker 1: What do you think? Like a freshman taking algebra or
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Speaker 1: pretending to pay attention while they count their NIL money
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Speaker 1: at some university in the Big Ten or the Southeastern Conference? Now, meanwhile...
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Speaker 1: The good news is, for Cowboys fans, we anticipate, as
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Speaker 1: a distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of Nostradinus, who's
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Speaker 1: in Seattle, the Seattle area, that on a plane flight
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Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh down to Dallas, somewhere over Oklahoma, possibly Missouri,
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Speaker 1: but we think Oklahoma, we expect a modern medical miracle
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Speaker 1: for Joey Porter. That when he's on his way to
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Speaker 1: Dallas and they say, hey, prepare for landing and all
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Speaker 1: that stuff, jerry jones will say wait a minute i've
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Speaker 1: got this dungeons and dragons cloak of protection spell in
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Speaker 1: the bowels of jerry's world and mark my words it's
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Speaker 1: going to be abracadabra hocus pocus suddenly joey porter who's
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Speaker 1: been saying oh my back my oh my back he's
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Speaker 1: going to feel terrific he's going to be out there
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Speaker 1: playing and he's like oh my god what a great
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Speaker 1: recovery It's wild. It is wonderful. Make sure somebody calls
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Speaker 1: the Vatican for this modern medical miracle. And Dallas actually
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Speaker 1: got a football player. Congratulations, Jerry Jones. Granted, it's the shiny,
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Speaker 1: big-name football player that Jerry always goes for. So they
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Speaker 1: got the football player. Pittsburgh got a mystery box. What's
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Speaker 1: in the box?
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Speaker 3: We don't know.
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Speaker 1: All right, final thought. Staying in the Berg. Staying in
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Speaker 1: the Berg. So former Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. Like every
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Speaker 1: ex-jock does a podcast. And he has accused now CBS
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Speaker 1: of doing what? What did Ben Roethlisberger accuse CBS of doing?
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Speaker 1: He accused CBS of intentionally focusing cameras on, believe it
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Speaker 1: or not, Aaron Rodgers. O-M-G. Roethlisberger said they know what
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Speaker 1: they're doing on purpose. Now, it is true that CBS
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Speaker 1: repeatedly showed an angry Aaron Rodgers on the sidelines during
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Speaker 1: the previous Pittsburgh game after a receiver dropped a pass.
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Speaker 1: And there was also a complaint about the play calling
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Speaker 1: that was caught. The footage went viral. It was a
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Speaker 1: lip reader's paradise. Many of the professional lip readers claiming
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Speaker 1: that Rodgers directly took shots at the wide receiver, also
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Speaker 1: his coaching staff. Now, Roethlisberger argued that no other NFL
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Speaker 1: quarterback receives nearly as much camera attention for sideline reaction
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Speaker 1: shots as Aaron Rodgers. All right, so question. He got
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Speaker 1: washed up former Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger blaming CBS for
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Speaker 1: the Aaron Rodgers kerfluffle incident. How do you parse the
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Speaker 1: words of Ben Roethlisberger? So after a minutes-long deliberation of
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Speaker 1: the available information, Ben Roethlisberger has apparently just discovered this
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Speaker 1: revolutionary concept, which is just mind-blowing, that major television networks
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Speaker 1: point cameras at famous people. Wow.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Whoa!
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Speaker 3: Really? Yes.
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Speaker 1: So Roethlisberger is complaining that CBS caught a star NFL
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Speaker 1: player doing star NFL player things.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Big Brother's always watching.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: This is not surveillance footage, by the way. It's your
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Speaker 1: standard NFL broadcast. You watch an NFL game, the quarterback
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Speaker 1: and the head coach are almost always on camera, and
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Speaker 1: they always give you the honey shot, the hot chick,
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Speaker 1: wearing hardly any clothes, shaking what her mama gave her.
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Speaker 1: And that's what you get on an NFL broadcast. That's
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Speaker 1: just the way it is. So Aaron Rodgers is a
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Speaker 1: headline actor, and CBS, they don't put supporting actors on
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Speaker 1: On the post, they're not showing you the right guard
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Speaker 1: picking boogers out of his nose and spitting snot rockets
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Speaker 1: out of his mouth. They're not showing that. So don't
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Speaker 1: make Rogers out to be some kind of victim, which
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Speaker 1: it sounds like Roethlisberger's tap dancing around trying to make
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Speaker 1: him a victim. CBS did not manufacture. The outrage. Rogers
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Speaker 1: provided the raw ingredients. It's not like they went out
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Speaker 1: and used AI. He actually said the things that he said.
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Speaker 1: And Rogers gives you more body language reaction shots. It's
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Speaker 1: like a disappointed babushka. At a wedding, she's upset that
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Speaker 1: her son married the wrong woman. So the babushka is
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Speaker 1: very upset. And you know how we often say the
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Speaker 1: microphone is always on. It's a phrase we use in radio.
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Speaker 1: You know how that happens. Like for Aaron Rodgers, the
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Speaker 1: red light is always on. So does Roethlisberger want CBS
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Speaker 1: to look away?
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Speaker 3: Please.
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Speaker 1: Rodgers is the fireworks factory. And you point the camera
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Speaker 1: where the explosions are happening. You don't point them away.
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Speaker 1: You don't point the cameras away from where the explosions
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Speaker 1: are happening. So if the quarterback behaves theatrically, like a thespian,
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Speaker 1: television is going to shock you. It's going to televise
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Speaker 1: the theater. Whoa!
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Speaker 2: Wow!
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the red light hits. And Aaron Rodgers... Because of
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Speaker 1: all of his gyrations and his sulking on the sidelines,
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Speaker 1: that is appointment television. It has always been appointment television.
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Speaker 1: And I can't recall watching an NFL broadcast where they
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Speaker 1: don't show 8 million shots of the quarterback. It's just
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Speaker 1: the way it is. And you'd think Roethlisberger would know
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Speaker 1: that after he's been out of the NFL as a
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Speaker 1: player for many, many years. I assume he sometimes watches
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Speaker 1: anything in Arizona. He's one of the great draft busts
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Speaker 1: in recent NFL history. So what would a player like
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Speaker 1: in Cincinnati will be very upset with you. All right,
21:33
Speaker 1: back to it. I did want to mention this story.
21:37
Speaker 1: I did not mention it earlier. So there was apparently
21:39
Speaker 1: a brouhaha... in the rich people's dining room at Yankee
21:44
Speaker 1: stadium last night before I saw this.
21:47
Speaker 3: Yeah.
21:47
Speaker 1: Before the Yankees game with the red socks were all the,
21:52
Speaker 1: the rich wall street tycoons and the celebrities get together
21:56
Speaker 1: and eat a crab and all kinds of other expensive foods.
21:59
Speaker 1: And I've told the story of my cousin lives in
22:02
Speaker 1: Connecticut and she, everyone, she, everyone gets tickets. Like really,
22:05
Speaker 1: she knows some very powerful people because all the rich
22:07
Speaker 1: people live in Connecticut and she, She gets tickets to
22:10
Speaker 1: sit behind her and play at Yankee Stadium like once
22:12
Speaker 1: or twice a year. She couldn't tell you a baseball
22:16
Speaker 1: from football. So she'll go, and she'll just sit in
22:19
Speaker 1: that little dining room and eat this food the entire
22:22
Speaker 1: day with her husband. Loves it. Anyway, so apparently Spike
22:28
Speaker 1: Lee almost got into a dust-up. There was a guy
22:34
Speaker 1: in the dining room at Yankee Stadium. Spike Lee had
22:37
Speaker 1: to be held back. There was a guy filming Spike
22:41
Speaker 1: Lee eating and asking him about the Middle Eastern relations,
22:49
Speaker 1: the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and Spike Lee became
22:53
Speaker 1: a political operative. Remember that outfit he wore to the
22:56
Speaker 1: basketball game? And apparently Spike didn't like that. Apparently, I
23:02
Speaker 1: guess you can't ask him about the thing. He was
23:04
Speaker 1: eating at the time, which is kind of taboo and
23:06
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Anyway, Spike got very upset. And I
23:09
Speaker 1: don't know why he got so upset, but the whole
23:12
Speaker 1: thing was recorded. The great Andy Slater, the TMZ of Miami,
23:19
Speaker 1: had the scoopage. And my pal, Marlins man, I've been
23:23
Speaker 1: texting him the last couple days. He had some issues there,
23:26
Speaker 1: but he's been at Yankee Stadium the last couple days.
23:30
Speaker 1: So I took some screenshots, and I was like, hey,
23:32
Speaker 1: what's going on? And he was sending me photos of
23:35
Speaker 1: the cast of Saturday Night Live. And I'm like, I
23:37
Speaker 1: don't know who those people are, but I'm glad that
23:39
Speaker 1: you know them. That's great. Anyway, so he was apparently
23:41
Speaker 1: in the dining room while this all went down. So,
23:45
Speaker 1: Spike Lee, man. How about that? Has that popped up
23:49
Speaker 1: on TMZ yet? I didn't see it on TMZ. I
23:51
Speaker 1: saw Andy Slater had the story. So, keep an eye
23:57
Speaker 1: on that. We'll take some calls. It is a call-in show.
24:01
Speaker 1: And who do we have here?
24:02
Speaker 6: Let's see.
24:03
Speaker 1: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Pick a caller by their name.
24:08
Speaker 1: My board is being reset right now. And so while
24:12
Speaker 1: that is happening, we'll be able to read these amazing
24:15
Speaker 1: comments from random people. And that's Mark the Walker. Says,
24:21
Speaker 1: only one man we can all look at to keep
24:24
Speaker 1: Rodgers sane the rest of the season. And is that
24:28
Speaker 1: the guy? That's great.
24:30
Speaker 3: Wonderful.
24:32
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Analog Al says they bother Aaron Rodgers more because
24:37
Speaker 1: he called Kelsey a Pfizer boy. That's according to Analog Al.
24:43
Speaker 1: That's his hot take. Nick in Wisconsin says he's up
24:46
Speaker 1: early for work. Time to listen live. And then the
24:51
Speaker 1: podcast later. God bless you. So, see, that's double your pleasure,
24:54
Speaker 1: double your fun podcast. Let's go to the phones. Let's
24:58
Speaker 1: say hello to our buddy FaZe in Chicago. Hello, FaZe. Welcome.
25:07
Speaker 3: What up, Ben?
25:08
Speaker 1: Are you going to give us White Sox propaganda, FaZe?
25:10
Speaker 1: Is that what you're about to do?
25:14
Speaker 4: My boy, you know I'm a coach now. What you mean, man?
25:16
Speaker 4: But I'm a Southsider. I'm a Chi-Town guy. You know,
25:20
Speaker 4: let's do it, Sox. I appreciate them eliminating the cheaters. And,
25:25
Speaker 4: you know, the Cubs, they suck, man. They signed a loser, PCA.
25:31
Speaker 4: He's a show-off. He sucks. He and the Habs suck.
25:37
Speaker 4: That's why Swanson was talking about he's his best friend.
25:41
Speaker 4: Habs will go, you know, where the sun don't shine. But,
25:46
Speaker 4: you know?
25:48
Speaker 1: It was not a good wildcard round for the top
25:50
Speaker 1: two players in baseball. The favorites to win the MVP
25:54
Speaker 1: award are Pete Crow Armstrong in the National League, Jordan
25:57
Speaker 1: Alvarez in the American League. They combined to go one
26:00
Speaker 1: for 15 in the wildcard round. Both of their teams
26:03
Speaker 1: got swept. Explain that, FaZe. Explain that.
26:07
Speaker 4: They got to give it to Schwarber, man. Schwarber, he
26:11
Speaker 4: became the short end of the stick. He's been doing
26:14
Speaker 4: this thing consistently for like three seasons, man. He's been
26:17
Speaker 4: bombing them. Man, in all seasons, we should have re-signed
26:20
Speaker 4: Schwarber before he's re-signed with the Phillies.
26:24
Speaker 1: You know, there's been a hero there. Yeah, and Faze,
26:30
Speaker 1: he's the only guy. Remember all those can't miss, the
26:33
Speaker 1: Cubs are going to win the World Series every year
26:34
Speaker 1: for the next 15 years. Schwarber, he was the top guy.
26:38
Speaker 3: He was.
26:39
Speaker 1: And all these other guys, I mean, they had decent careers,
26:43
Speaker 1: some of those guys, but Schwarber by far was the
26:45
Speaker 1: top guy. Not even close.
26:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a shocker to me, man, when they
26:50
Speaker 4: let him go. That tells you a lot about the
26:52
Speaker 4: front office, man.
26:54
Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't just the Cubs. The Red Sox had Schwarber, too,
26:56
Speaker 1: and they let him go. Bad job by them. What's
26:59
Speaker 1: going on?
27:00
Speaker 4: Bad job by them, too, man.
27:02
Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, FaZe.
27:03
Speaker 1: Look at you. I'm glad you're still listening, FaZe.
27:07
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I listen every night, man. I'm an overnight driver.
27:11
Speaker 4: I deliver the Bisco products to your local grocery stores
27:15
Speaker 4: around the Illinois area.
27:16
Speaker 1: Good.
27:17
Speaker 4: You know, I'm up all night always listening. You know,
27:19
Speaker 4: sometimes I do almost fall asleep behind the wheel during
27:22
Speaker 4: your monologue, man. You got to spice it up a bit.
27:26
Speaker 1: How dare you. Get out of here, Face.
27:29
Speaker 4: Love you, buddy.
27:31
Speaker 3: All right.
27:31
Speaker 1: Thank you. Our buddy Face. I met Face at Wrigley Field, actually,
27:36
Speaker 1: years ago. It was a Cub-White Sox game. Let's say
27:39
Speaker 1: hello to, speaking of Chicago... We're big in the Windy City.
27:43
Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Doc Mike. You got the Doc
27:47
Speaker 1: back to back and belly to belly with Doc Mike.
27:50
Speaker 1: What's going on?
27:51
Speaker 3: Good morning from sunny Chicago. Okay. You know, the top
27:56
Speaker 3: four sponsors for the Cubs.
27:59
Speaker 1: Here we go. Here we go.
28:01
Speaker 3: Here we go. Okay. Adult diapers, trash bags, a toilet company,
28:09
Speaker 3: and Benny's, the largest alcohol supplier in Chicago.
28:14
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Doc, you're trying to appeal to the people
28:19
Speaker 1: watching Cubs games on TV, which I think are some
28:23
Speaker 1: of your contemporaries, Doc. I'm just saying, you know, it's
28:26
Speaker 1: a crowd that might need those products.
28:29
Speaker 3: It's the largest tavern in the world. 40,000 drunks every game.
28:34
Speaker 3: It's a gold mine for the Ricketts. I'm going to
28:38
Speaker 3: drop a goat head. Believe me. Really?
28:41
Speaker 1: Today? Is it going to happen? Are you?
28:45
Speaker 3: Well, that hasn't happened yet, but what can I do?
28:48
Speaker 3: Text you on, can I text on this number?
28:54
Speaker 1: No, you can't text. You have the other number, but
28:57
Speaker 1: here's the thing. For those who don't know, my favorite, well,
29:00
Speaker 1: I have a lot of Doc Mike stories. One of
29:02
Speaker 1: my favorite Doc Mike stories was years ago before the
29:06
Speaker 1: Cubs had won the World Series, obviously. It was opening
29:09
Speaker 1: day at Wrigley Field, and Doc Mike It was the
29:13
Speaker 1: middle of the night. I think it was the middle
29:15
Speaker 1: of the night before opening day. Man, I mean, that
29:17
Speaker 1: was the day. Was it the middle of the night?
29:19
Speaker 1: You called me up.
29:21
Speaker 3: I actually went there during the day because it was
29:23
Speaker 3: open and I dropped off a box with a.
29:25
Speaker 1: Head in it. Okay, so that was the time. You
29:28
Speaker 1: called me overnight while you were doing it. So this
29:30
Speaker 1: was during the day. You did the play-by-play, said, here's
29:33
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do, and the whole thing. And
29:35
Speaker 1: so then I turned on, I was on the web,
29:37
Speaker 1: and then I turned on like the news and it
29:39
Speaker 1: was all over the news. It was like on the
29:41
Speaker 1: nightly news back when people used to watch the nightly
29:43
Speaker 1: news that somebody dropped a goat head off and the
29:45
Speaker 1: mayor of Chicago. At the time, this guy Rahm Emanuel
29:49
Speaker 1: said they were going to use all police resources to
29:52
Speaker 1: find out who did this. And I had a voicemail
29:54
Speaker 1: message of Doc doing the play-by-play as he was dropping
29:59
Speaker 1: the goat off. And remember you told me, Doc, the cop,
30:01
Speaker 1: you were friends with all the cops and they knew
30:03
Speaker 1: you and they didn't really care, right? You were telling
30:05
Speaker 1: me the whole story, right? It was like no big deal.
30:08
Speaker 6: Yeah.
30:08
Speaker 3: They said, what are you, losing it? This goes back
30:12
Speaker 3: to 1945 with the goat head way the hell up.
30:16
Speaker 3: You know, we got an accident on Lakeshore Drive we're
30:20
Speaker 3: working on. And you call us up on a goat head? Yeah,
30:24
Speaker 3: the Goat Falls.
30:26
Speaker 1: It's frivolous. It's a bad use of police resources, right?
30:30
Speaker 3: Come on. And the mayor's secretary, when they called the mayor, said, no,
30:35
Speaker 3: he doesn't do goat heads. He does fish.
30:38
Speaker 1: Well, remember, Doc, also, it was opening day. The Cub
30:42
Speaker 1: game got rained out that day. They were playing the Giants.
30:44
Speaker 1: It got rained out. And that's why– I thought they
30:47
Speaker 1: were playing the Giants, weren't they?
30:48
Speaker 3: No? The rain was 400 miles away, and they canceled
30:53
Speaker 3: the game, and it didn't rain that night.
30:55
Speaker 1: All right. Well, you know what I mean. The game
30:57
Speaker 1: was postponed.
30:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just said that there was like a bomb scare.
31:05
Speaker 1: It was a bloody goat scare, Doc. It was a
31:10
Speaker 1: bloody goat scare.
31:11
Speaker 3: Exactly.
31:12
Speaker 6: There you go.
31:13
Speaker 1: So I hear a rumor, Doc, you want to do
31:14
Speaker 1: the mailbag. Is that correct this weekend? You would like
31:16
Speaker 1: to be on the mailbag podcast? Is that accurate? Am
31:19
Speaker 1: I hearing that properly?
31:21
Speaker 3: Do I need a computer to do that?
31:24
Speaker 1: Uh, no, I can, I can, we can do it
31:26
Speaker 1: on the phone. I can, I, in my, my remote studio,
31:29
Speaker 1: I have a way to do it.
31:30
Speaker 3: On the phone.
31:30
Speaker 1: So just give me a call.
31:32
Speaker 6: Sure.
31:33
Speaker 1: All right. Thank you, doc. All right. Go away. Uh,
31:35
Speaker 1: there's the great doc Mike there from Chicago. Who should I,
31:39
Speaker 1: who do you think would be, uh, go away, doc.
31:40
Speaker 1: Who should be good doc and who doc and who
31:44
Speaker 1: would be like the number two chair for that? I'll
31:49
Speaker 1: have to figure that out. That's a good question.
31:51
Speaker 3: I don't know.
31:51
Speaker 1: Who would go along with the doctor? Do we have
31:53
Speaker 1: any nurses? No, I don't think so. At least none
31:58
Speaker 1: that admit to listening to the show. Let's say hello to,
32:02
Speaker 1: what do we got here? Eeny, meeny, miny. Let's go
32:05
Speaker 1: to Andrea. She's the astrology insider in Berkeley. And she
32:11
Speaker 1: is here right now. Hello, Andrea. Welcome. Hello, Ben.
32:15
Speaker 3: How are you?
32:17
Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be a pumpkin. But no,
32:19
Speaker 1: I wouldn't because it's October and this is a tough
32:21
Speaker 1: time of the year for pumpkins. Thoughts and prayers to pumpkins.
32:25
Speaker 1: They will be exterminated for our pleasure. Evil humans killing
32:30
Speaker 1: harmless pumpkins for your little Halloween. How dare you, you jack-o'-lanterns.
32:36
Speaker 6: Well, it's that time of year we're heading into, October 1st.
32:40
Speaker 6: And I just, on that note, I think Lorena said
32:44
Speaker 6: one of her family members was having some dental work.
32:48
Speaker 6: So I just wanted to give them my prayers because
32:51
Speaker 6: I just had some. I should have taken my own advice, Ben.
32:55
Speaker 6: I had a tooth extraction on the full moon last week, Saturday.
33:00
Speaker 6: And there was more bleeding and swelling. So I haven't
33:02
Speaker 6: been up to calling in. I felt a little better
33:05
Speaker 6: and just want to let you know, I enjoyed your
33:07
Speaker 6: week of shows, even though I couldn't quite call in.
33:11
Speaker 6: I always enjoy them.
33:12
Speaker 1: It's all good. So you're feeling a little better now.
33:14
Speaker 1: You're up to speed a little bit.
33:16
Speaker 3: Yes.
33:16
Speaker 6: A little bit. It's quite a healing process, but I
33:19
Speaker 6: should have taken my own advice and avoided the full
33:22
Speaker 6: moon when there's more bleeding and swelling.
33:24
Speaker 1: And Well, that's true, but at least you got it
33:27
Speaker 1: out of the way now. Do you have to have
33:28
Speaker 1: more done? Is this the beginning of more?
33:30
Speaker 6: Yeah, I need a bone graft.
33:33
Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds painful. That sounds painful.
33:35
Speaker 6: Yeah, so work in progress. But I just wanted to
33:39
Speaker 6: appreciate the Malamalisha and send some good vibes to Lorena, Coop,
33:45
Speaker 6: everyone who's having, you know, transformational work done this time
33:49
Speaker 6: of year. We're heading into Scorpio season. So how are
33:54
Speaker 6: you doing, Ben?
33:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all good. We have somebody who wants to
33:56
Speaker 1: talk to you. You want to take a call? Let's
33:58
Speaker 1: take a call. What do you say here, Andrea? All right.
34:01
Speaker 1: Let's go to Alabama. And 2% Chance is out in
34:05
Speaker 1: the boondocks in Alabama. He wants to say hello. Hello, 2% Chance.
34:08
Speaker 3: Welcome.
34:10
Speaker 6: Man, thank you for taking the call. The lady online,
34:14
Speaker 6: her name's Andrea?
34:15
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes.
34:16
Speaker 1: Andrea.
34:17
Speaker 3: Andrea.
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Speaker 6: Andrea.
34:18
Speaker 4: Andrea.
34:20
Speaker 6: So I have a question.
34:21
Speaker 4: You're big into horoscopes and astrology, right?
34:24
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm the astrology insider.
34:27
Speaker 1: That's right.
34:27
Speaker 6: Ben Maller show.
34:28
Speaker 1: That's right.
34:29
Speaker 4: Exactly.
34:30
Speaker 3: Okay.
34:32
Speaker 6: Why do you believe it's real and not BS like
34:35
Speaker 6: science says it is? Oh, I mean, astrology is a
34:38
Speaker 6: metaphysical science. It's all about timing, as above, so below.
34:43
Speaker 6: So you have free will to, you know, decide what
34:46
Speaker 6: you want to tap into. But it's all about where
34:49
Speaker 6: the planets are and how it's affecting you personally. So
34:52
Speaker 6: the birth chart is where the planets were when you
34:55
Speaker 6: were born, their strengths and potentials. And the forecast is
34:59
Speaker 6: what's happening currently. So it's good to know that so
35:02
Speaker 6: you can optimize positive cycles and mitigate any challenging cycles.
35:07
Speaker 6: So it's basically a map of optimum timing. So that's
35:11
Speaker 6: like the easiest way I would put it and the
35:13
Speaker 6: most useful way I would put it. All right.
35:19
Speaker 3: Chance.
35:21
Speaker 1: There's always the critics, Andrea. There's always the skeptics.
35:25
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
35:25
Speaker 6: I know you don't enter this job with a thin skin,
35:30
Speaker 6: but I always appreciate the malice and the good energy.
35:34
Speaker 6: And yeah, it's been playoffs. Good distraction with the Yankees winning.
35:38
Speaker 6: That was quite something. Yeah.
35:42
Speaker 1: How about that? A domination situation for the Yankees.
35:45
Speaker 6: Yeah.
35:45
Speaker 1: And the Mets also had a good day. I hear
35:47
Speaker 1: Juan Soto had a good round of golf, so that's good.
35:49
Speaker 6: Oh, there you go. We'll take whatever we can get
35:52
Speaker 6: with the Mets.
35:54
Speaker 1: He was under par. All right. Thank you, Andrea. There
35:56
Speaker 1: she goes, our friend Andrea. Very nice. All right. You
35:58
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36:00
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36:04
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36:06
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36:09
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36:12
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37:12
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37:14
Speaker 2: Is it fact or fiction?
37:16
Speaker 1: Let's face some raw facts. Lies, lies, lies, yeah.
37:20
Speaker 2: On the Ben Maller Show.
37:23
Speaker 1: Every week at this time, we call it fact or fiction.
37:25
Speaker 1: It's a little ditty that we do. And let's welcome
37:28
Speaker 1: in our judges. We have Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard
37:33
Speaker 1: in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Hello, Daniel. Welcome.
37:37
Speaker 6: Good morning, Ben.
37:39
Speaker 1: You are one of our judges. How's everything going? You good?
37:42
Speaker 7: I actually injured my index finger on my left hand
37:46
Speaker 7: thanks to Stover's family meal. I tried to open it,
37:51
Speaker 7: and a burst of steam went in and hit my
37:53
Speaker 7: finger and suffered a minor burn.
37:55
Speaker 1: People do not realize how difficult it is to open
37:58
Speaker 1: a TV dinner. They do not understand that. I've been
38:00
Speaker 1: saying that for years. It's difficult. It's not that easy, yes.
38:04
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, Daniel. Mike is in, where is he?
38:07
Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. He's in the Commonwealth. Hello, Mike. Welcome.
38:11
Speaker 3: NBC, no Boston comeback.
38:15
Speaker 6: I will tag team with Doc Mike if you'd like.
38:17
Speaker 3: Doc Mike.
38:19
Speaker 1: That would be quite the dynamic deal. And how, Mike, well,
38:23
Speaker 1: we don't have time. I'll ask you later. Frank the Tank. Hello,
38:26
Speaker 1: Frank the Tank. Welcome, Frank.
38:29
Speaker 4: How's it going, Bill Miller or Ben Maller?
38:31
Speaker 1: The pride of Iowa, always with hot Viking talk and
38:35
Speaker 1: NFC North talk.
38:38
Speaker 4: Pretty much, yeah, kind of, yes, other than the NBA
38:42
Speaker 4: and MLB on occasion.
38:43
Speaker 1: All right. Coach Russell is here. Hello, Coach Russell. Welcome.
38:50
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Ben.
38:51
Speaker 6: We're sitting in first place in the district. We've got
38:53
Speaker 6: a home game tomorrow night, so try to continue the
38:56
Speaker 6: winning ways.
38:57
Speaker 1: Good luck, Coach. Our favorite high school football coach in
39:00
Speaker 1: the Orlando area, Coach Russell. sending players to the SEC
39:04
Speaker 1: and other power conferences. All right, here we go, gentlemen.
39:07
Speaker 1: Three stories. Figure out which one isn't true, separating fiction
39:10
Speaker 1: from fact. Well, Philly slugger Alec Burleson made a recent
39:14
Speaker 1: appearance on St. Louis radio, was asked about the expected
39:19
Speaker 1: upcoming lockout. Burleson said he isn't worried about the lockout,
39:23
Speaker 1: potential of a lost season because he's got a backup plan.
39:25
Speaker 1: Burleson said he picked up a summer job at a
39:29
Speaker 1: frozen cupboard spot. where he'll be serving up and enjoying
39:33
Speaker 1: ultra-thick concrete shakes. All right, story number two. Davante Adams
39:38
Speaker 1: has had a partnership with Taco Bell for years. Adams
39:42
Speaker 1: said on a recent podcast that he has one of
39:44
Speaker 1: only two purple cards, which allows him to go to
39:46
Speaker 1: any Taco Bell and order an unlimited amount of anything
39:50
Speaker 1: he wants, and he doesn't have to pay. The only
39:54
Speaker 1: other person that has that is Kevin Hart. And story
39:56
Speaker 1: number three. Well, the MTV Music Video Awards, Taylor Swift
40:00
Speaker 1: debuted her latest music album, her song, Patient Zero, traveled,
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Speaker 1: or eagle-eyed viewers, rather, may have noticed famous athlete cameos,
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Speaker 1: not Travis Kelsey, but Matthew Stafford and his wife, Kelly Stafford.
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Speaker 1: The annoying one appeared in the video multiple times. What's
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Speaker 1: up with that? Unless we made it up. All right,
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Speaker 1: those are the three stories. Which one isn't true? Daniel,
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Speaker 1: Fort Wayne. One, two, or three, Daniel. Quickly.
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Speaker 7: My injured index finger says number one.
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Speaker 1: All right, Daniel. Mike the Leprechaun. One, two, or three, Mike.
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Speaker 4: The Scorpio says Taylor Swift.
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Speaker 1: All right, Taylor Swift. Frank Tank. Quickly, Frank.
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Speaker 2: Number two.
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Speaker 1: All right, Coach Russell. Who is it, Coach?
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Speaker 4: Number one.
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Speaker 1: Number one.
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Speaker 6: You're right. Number one is.
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Speaker 1: A fake story. The custard story. Good job.
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Speaker 2: You got it right.