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Who’s Footing the Bill, Bronwyn? (RHOSLC Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and... Tamara.
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  Speaker 1: Tamara.
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  Speaker 2: Tamara Judge. Tamara. Tamara. She's hooked up looking at some
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  Speaker 2: text messages. So she's been having a pod before I do.
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  Speaker 2: So while she's podding away, my new thing this week is...
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  Speaker 2: which I don't know if you've noticed, but all week
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  Speaker 2: I've been very refreshed. And it's because Edwin is staying
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  Speaker 2: at the house this week. He's staying in Dev's room.
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  Speaker 2: So I haven't been doing the morning routine with the kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to say, Edwin makes you refreshed.
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  Speaker 2: No. Well, I love that I tell this to Kendall,
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  Speaker 2: one of our producers, before you even got on. And
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  Speaker 2: she goes, oh, yeah, I forgot about Ed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why is he staying at your house?
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  Speaker 2: Because he leases out his, like, Hollywood Hills house for
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  Speaker 2: like a week at a time. Sometimes like if people
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  Speaker 2: are going to pay big money for it.
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  Speaker 1: And he got to move in with you?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even know he was. I just saw all
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  Speaker 2: this stuff here when I got home Sunday night.
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  Speaker 1: How long are you going to keep doing this? This
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  Speaker 1: house thing?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's been lovely. I've slept until 1010 today, Tamara.
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  Speaker 2: He got up with the kids, did the morning stuff,
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  Speaker 2: like Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I could see why that's nice for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's also like, I don't know how I would feel.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you guys are on good terms, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how I'd feel if my ex or soon
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  Speaker 1: to be ex was just popping on in whenever he wanted. Well,
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  Speaker 1: for a while I.
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  Speaker 2: Was really caring about it.
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  Speaker 1: Putting down his sheets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But now that like, I know there's absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Like for a while I was so depressed that I
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  Speaker 2: was like, maybe... Maybe me and Ed will have a shot.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm like, no, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Peace out.
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  Speaker 2: Peace out. Hey, roomie, you do the morning shift.
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  Speaker 1: But there will come a day where this situation-ship is
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  Speaker 1: going to change and you're going to be moving out
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  Speaker 1: into your own place.
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  Speaker 2: But that day is not going to happen. We've made
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  Speaker 2: an agreement. That day is not going to happen until...
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  Speaker 2: I am free and clear of cancer, like in remission.
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  Speaker 2: And then, you know, luckily now we're in a good
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  Speaker 2: enough spot that when we do go through divorce, it'll
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  Speaker 2: just be able to be through a.
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  Speaker 1: So when you finish immunotherapy, which is what, like right
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  Speaker 1: after the first of the year?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How long before they will say, okay, you are now
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  Speaker 1: in remission? Because every time you have a scan done,
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  Speaker 1: they say there's no sign of cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So you have to be in remission for three years.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, I would imagine that after this, if
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  Speaker 2: I make it through like the first four months without
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  Speaker 2: any treatments.
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  Speaker 1: And nothing comes back.
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  Speaker 2: And nothing comes back.
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  Speaker 1: So the biggest fear is if you go off immunotherapy,
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  Speaker 1: it can grow back, right?
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  Speaker 2: It can grow back, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It can grow back. Because it came as, yeah. That's
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  Speaker 1: why they're keeping you on immunotherapy for so long.
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  Speaker 2: For so long.
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  Speaker 1: Totally normal.
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  Speaker 2: So that, but that's like the big, you know, nobody
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  Speaker 2: really wants to talk about that. But like when you
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  Speaker 2: have cancer is like as vigorous as mine. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 2: like came in such guns blazing. Like there is a
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  Speaker 2: chance it could, you know, this is keeping it at bay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But the second I stop, you know, it may change.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, I think that we have, we have
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  Speaker 2: pretty healthy boundaries at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think because also, Neither one of us
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  Speaker 2: wants something from each other. Like, we just want our
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  Speaker 2: kids to be happy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, that's not always the case with divorce.
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  Speaker 1: There's always, like, one bitter person. And they want to
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  Speaker 1: make that other person's life bad. And they, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you remember how bad it was during TwatsCon. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it was terrible. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, we've just, we've
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  Speaker 2: grown through it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess he would be a real asshole if
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  Speaker 1: he was doing that to you and you were fighting cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, no, I mean, it's, I haven't even minded
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  Speaker 2: this week. The Valley guy's going out of town. So,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, I don't, it doesn't really make a difference.
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  Speaker 1: Has Valley guy been to your house?
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  Speaker 2: A million times.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He was, like, laughing about it. He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Ed's back at the house. And he's like,
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  Speaker 2: of course he is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Shocker.
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  Speaker 1: Does Edwin talk to you about... Are we calling him
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend?
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  Speaker 2: No, we're just calling him the guy I'm dating.
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  Speaker 1: The guy you're dating. Has he talked to you about him?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they met a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 1: Why did I not know that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've met a bunch of times. They met at
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  Speaker 2: my dad's concert. That was the first time. Oh, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then they met like every time... Because no
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  Speaker 2: matter how I tried to time it, like, Edwin would, like,
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  Speaker 2: pick up the kids and he would have, like, a
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  Speaker 2: dinner with them. And then that would be when I'd
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  Speaker 2: go out to dinner with the Valley guy. No matter what,
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  Speaker 2: Edwin's always, like, eight minutes late. So, like, Valley guy
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  Speaker 2: would arrive while Edwin was still here. And then, like,
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  Speaker 2: Slate would send me. I would be up getting ready.
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  Speaker 2: And Slate would send me a text, like, Code Red,
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  Speaker 2: come down and save Valley guy. Oh, shit. Because you
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  Speaker 2: know how Ed— Edwin and Eddie can get the same
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  Speaker 2: where they're all like, hey.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: How's it going? Let's talk about, you know, bettering ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it was so lovely.
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  Speaker 1: I had a nightmare last night.
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  Speaker 2: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I slept in until almost 730, which
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  Speaker 1: I never do, ever. I usually pop up at 5
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll toss and turn. I'm always up by 6.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dream that I was cheating.
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  Speaker 2: With who? Me?
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  Speaker 1: Some actor guy. You don't even know who it is?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Just like he was an actor and he was buff.
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  Speaker 1: And we were at this kind of like a drag
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  Speaker 1: car racing thing. And then he's like talking to me.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, no, I'm married. I'm married. And
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  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden we start kissing. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do this. I'm married. And then I go
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  Speaker 1: to leave to go to the bathroom. And then I
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  Speaker 1: walk out and Eddie's standing there with his arms crossed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, the panic that went over me. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. I'm like, what are you doing here? Let's
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  Speaker 1: go watch. He goes, no, we got something to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, no, let's go watch. He's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: let's go over here so I can kill you. And
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  Speaker 1: then I woke up in a panic and then I
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  Speaker 1: told him right away. And he's like, really? Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was just such a weird feeling. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like rubbing his back. God, I'm so happy I have you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never cheat on you. He's just looking at me like,
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  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, nice fucking dreams you had. Okay, so I
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  Speaker 2: have a.
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  Speaker 1: Sequel to our conversation about eating ass.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the fact that I completely had blocked out
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  Speaker 2: eating ass in general.
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  Speaker 1: So I was on the way home from Big Bear
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  Speaker 1: after we did the podcast. I was talking to Eddie
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  Speaker 1: about it. And he's laughing his ass off. And he's like,
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  Speaker 1: who eats ass? That is gross. I saw something on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I go, oh, must be true if you saw it
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram. If you're doing that, there's so many diseases
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  Speaker 1: and shit that you can get from doing that.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, like parasites?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, ass shit, poop stuff that gets
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  Speaker 1: in your body and then it could be harmful to you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like I was eating it like
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to get stuff out of it.
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  Speaker 1: So that leads into, he's like, yeah, he goes, what
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  Speaker 1: about like, you know when you watch porn?
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  Speaker 2: I look at him, I'm like, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Keep going. Keep going.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, you know when girls get it from both holes?
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, what's the purpose of that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't get that.
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  Speaker 1: And I go, he's like, what do you think of that?
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  Speaker 1: I go, I don't know. Do you want to try it?
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  Speaker 1: And he looked at me, he goes, you just failed
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  Speaker 1: this conversation. I was expecting you to say that's gross
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: No, I want to try both holes. You got a friend?
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  Speaker 2: The guy that was in my dream last night?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, that's probably why I had that dream last night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want both holes.
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  Speaker 2: I want both hosts at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a Tamra Sandwich. So the announcement
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  Speaker 1: of Jersey came out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then we get pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So Us Weekly did Dolores wrong. They really did.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, explain this to me a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: So Us Weekly released the pictures of the cast with
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  Speaker 1: the newbies, and under each person, there's a blurb. So
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  Speaker 1: Teresa says, I was excited. We needed a fresh start,
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  Speaker 1: and I love new blood. And it says, Teresa 54
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  Speaker 1: exclusively tells us in our new cover story, I like
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  Speaker 1: making new friends because I don't have sisters anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a sister.
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  Speaker 2: No, I do have a sister.
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  Speaker 1: I do have a sister. Melissa is my sister. But
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I do like making new friends. So I
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  Speaker 1: was super excited. Then it goes on to Melissa's and
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  Speaker 1: Juliette and Dolores. Her picture's there. No insert. No, no.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to be back. I'm the one that fucking
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  Speaker 1: tried to hold this show together. I'm the one that
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  Speaker 1: was left at the season finale sitting there at a
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  Speaker 1: table that I tried to help everybody. Nothing, not a word. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But it looks like Deadline noticed that that happened. And
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  Speaker 1: Dolores did do an inner with Us Weekly, but they
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  Speaker 1: chose nothing to put in for her. Everybody but her.
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  Speaker 2: It makes absolutely no sense. But I got to say
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  Speaker 2: that Dolores looks freaking hot in this photo.
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  Speaker 1: So Deadline did do an article and they did say,
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  Speaker 1: underneath Dolores' picture, a quote from her. With both of
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  Speaker 1: our children engaged, Dolores has wedding on the brain. But
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  Speaker 1: it's like, why, Us Weekly, why would you not? She's
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  Speaker 1: the matriarch, I'm sorry, but she is, of New Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: And not because she's just my friend. She's the one
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  Speaker 1: that tried to hold this shit together when it was
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  Speaker 1: falling apart.
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  Speaker 2: She's been holding it together. She's always been like kind
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  Speaker 2: of the voice of reason. It just doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to go through and read what some
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  Speaker 1: of these girls' quotes were?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's look. Okay, so we've got Melissa. One, I
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  Speaker 2: love the way all these girls look in these pictures.
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  Speaker 1: The photo shoot is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: The photo shoot is amazing. Melissa, 47 ads. I think
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  Speaker 2: we've been on pause for so long that we were
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  Speaker 2: kind of just excited to see what the new girls
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  Speaker 2: were going to bring. It's always fun to experience new
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  Speaker 2: people See what they're like. I actually happened to know
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  Speaker 2: all of them before we started, and I was giving
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  Speaker 2: Teresa a little bit of a rundown on each of them.
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  Speaker 2: She would ask about them, and I was like, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to like them. They're nice.
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  Speaker 1: Then we have a girl named Juliet Colazo. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's how you say her last name. I don't feel
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  Speaker 1: like I give up princess energy, says Juliet. Maybe queen.
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  Speaker 1: The makeup artist, 39, has a different vibe from her
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  Speaker 1: older sister and compares herself to the tornado emoji. Something
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  Speaker 1: that should be exciting to watch, if occasionally tricky to
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  Speaker 1: navigate in real life, I am chaos in everyone's life,
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  Speaker 1: she admits.
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  Speaker 2: Also, maybe queen. You know how I feel about the queen.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if somebody says, I don't feel like I give
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  Speaker 1: off princess energy, you fucking give off princess energy, because
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  Speaker 1: that wouldn't even enter my mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, also, do you realize that Juliet and Zio
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  Speaker 2: are sisters.
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  Speaker 1: I did not?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how you say her name? It said, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like- XIO.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Zio.
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  Speaker 1: Zio, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But that, I mean, I didn't realize they were
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  Speaker 2: sisters either.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's actually great. I'm glad that they have sisters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because this has always kind of been a family show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wish they would have hired one of Melissa's sisters.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of wish so too. Right?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: They're beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: But then the next one is, we just kind of
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  Speaker 2: go through. We've got Zio Camerata. I'm a little bit
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  Speaker 2: confused on what her outfit is. Oh, yeah, that is
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  Speaker 2: a little different. She admits she initially felt a little
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  Speaker 2: nervous and a lot of pressure joining the show's OGs.
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  Speaker 2: She quickly found her footing, realizing as long as I'm
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  Speaker 2: authentically me, You're going to love me. Born in Puerto Rico,
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  Speaker 2: CEO shares 46, shares a nine-year-old son, Juan Luca, with
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  Speaker 2: her Italian husband, Jerry. Jerry. I love her Italian husband.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't sound right.
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  Speaker 1: Malvina went into filming a little bit blind. She knew
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  Speaker 1: she could count on the support of one very important co-star,
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  Speaker 1: her fiancé, Brian. He's been my number one fan and
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  Speaker 1: always there to support me, she says. He's a very
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  Speaker 1: colorful person with a big personality, the masculine version of me.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Know who she kind of looks like to me? Is
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  Speaker 1: she blonde? Is this the only blonde one?
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  Speaker 2: She kind of reminds me of Morgan Stewart. She's giving
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  Speaker 2: me Morgan Stewart vibes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, she looks beautiful. She does look, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: in this picture, she looks a little bit like Morgan Stewart.
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  Speaker 1: Great body. They're all beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, all the girls are beautiful. I really can't
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  Speaker 2: wait for this to come out.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Nadia here is looking a little bit like our
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  Speaker 1: girl Dolores in this picture.
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  Speaker 2: But what is this little peplum thing that she.
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  Speaker 1: I will say I am not a big fan of
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  Speaker 1: this actual outfit. Sorry. I don't really like those bubble thingies.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like that. Well, also, we're short, so a
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  Speaker 2: bubble for us is not great.
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  Speaker 1: I have some awesome news.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: You know what's coming back?
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  Speaker 2: Being short? Being short.
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  Speaker 1: Frankie B jeans.
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  Speaker 2: No. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Frankie B jeans. Remember the jeans back in the 90s
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  Speaker 1: where girls had to start shaving their pubic hairs because
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  Speaker 1: they were so low?
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're coming back. New brand. I just got the
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  Speaker 1: lookbook sent to me.
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  Speaker 2: You did?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Did you buy us a pair?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that I can wear them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit old. I mean, low-waisted jeans are
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  Speaker 1: great for short girls. Great, because it makes you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you have a long torso. But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: The crotch part is like this big.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Girls had to shave, so their pubes didn't
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  Speaker 1: hang out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Then we've got Deba Patel. She swears
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  Speaker 2: she'd never watched Real Housewives of New Jersey before signing on.
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  Speaker 2: I was not sure this is something I wanted to do,
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  Speaker 2: she admits, but the minute I was on the show,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, I need to do my homework, and
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  Speaker 2: now I'm hooked. I'm like, when is the next episode
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  Speaker 2: of New York or Salt Lake City?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Well, Nadia, Nadia36 reveals she was shocked by a lot
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  Speaker 1: of drama between people that you probably would never guess.
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  Speaker 1: Friends with Melissa before filming, Nadia insists, the OGs were
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  Speaker 1: wonderful to me. I don't even know how people ever
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  Speaker 1: had issues with these three women. Well, not Dolores.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Honestly, like, how long is this happy, happy, happy time
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: going to last?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We have one more.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: We have Vanessa. We've got Vanessa. Vanessa Barrera. She, I
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: love fiercely, says Vanessa, who promises to bring a lot
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: of grounded perspective with a little comedic twist. As one
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: of the three Latinas joining the cast, Vanessa explains, we
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: can be brutally honest, but we coat it with a
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: lot of sugar. She and her husband, Leo, have been
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: together for 23 years and share three beautiful girls, including
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: eldest Valentina.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Well, none of them, only one of them, I think,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: two of them have an easy name. The rest are difficult.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: We were just getting to Kwai. Just nailing that one.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: In fact, I gave up and just started calling her Ashley.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I know. But, you know, did you realize in this episode,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: they just... Somebody called her Ashley. I'm like, why are
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: we even bothering with Kwai?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, last weekly
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: you did Dolores or go Dolores wrong.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't into that. I needed to have a
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: little bit of a, I needed Dolores to get a
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: little extra love there. Yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of Kwai, let's get into Real Housewives of
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, episode six.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, perfect.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it starts out where Angie has Mary over
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: for a tea wine lunch and downloads her on the
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: San Francisco chaos. Now, I love that Angie is so
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: nervous about having Mary come over to her house that
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: she's like sweeping. She's got her new home goods china
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: out where it still has price tags on it. And
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: she's literally pouring, you know, Mary does arrive and she
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: pours wine into the little cute little tea kettle. And
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: she's like, do you like this? Are these cups cute?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And she's like, you could have taken the price tag off.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: What is this, $ 4. 99 price tag on the plates? Like, Mary,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: she's a tough one. I would be nervous, too, to
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: have her come into my house.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: But also, like, Angie's doing the most. Just pour the
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: damn wine in a glass. I know.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Well, how about when she was explaining— To marry what
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: went down in San Francisco. And they like speed her
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: up and she's doing all these crazy things.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I know. And then what was that that she was
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: doing where she was like standing up and doing like
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: the dance?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: She was doing the dance. I think it was at
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the Bullshit and Whatever song. And then she's like, do
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: you want Dom? And she's like, what year is it?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: And then she said, oh, oh, 2013, mm-mm. 2013 makes
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you sleepy. I'm like, how?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Who? Who knows that besides Mary?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Who knows that?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: We're like, I mean, the fact that... we're fine with
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: any kind of champagne. Could you imagine if we were like, no, listen,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I can't do a 2013. I need it to be
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: a 2002.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, who even thinks about that? I'm concerned about,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: do I get my trash cans out at the curb
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: on time? And she's like, oh, 2013, yes, that makes
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you sleepy. We'll not be doing that. We will not
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: be doing that.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: So we're just going to drink some wine out of
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: a kettle.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Home Goods, $ 4. 99. Which I thought were adorable, and I
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: love home goods. Love them. We'll be going there today
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: because mom's house closed today.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Nice. Congratulations.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we'll be up there. I'll be up there
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: a lot because I'm going to have contractors there. And
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of a little bit of a control freak
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: when it comes to them. Remodeling.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: You're a control freak? No.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: With the remodeling and stuff.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Not with a lot of things, but with that for sure.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Because if something's not right, it will, even though I'm
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: not going to live in the house, it bothers me
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: just to look at it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know, you're going to be there sometimes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: and you want it to be.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I'll be there a lot because we're up there so much.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: And I mean, one of the things is, is like
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: my mom was in Arizona away from everybody for so
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: long that, that it's, you know, I will go see
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: her every time I'm there. I'll see her. We'll go
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: to dinner and we'll do whatever. We'll go walk the dogs.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: We'll walk the lake. Oh, I love that.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: We'll go snowboarding.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: We'll go snowboarding together.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: We're going to go sledding. Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Never going to happen. Maybe sledding.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Then Brittany's daughter, Olivia, is turning one and trying alcohol. 21. What? 21.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Did you say one?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: No, 21.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you said one. That would be 21.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Olivia's daughter is turning one, and she's trying alcohol.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You know what? Just put a little on the gums
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: when they're cheating.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And if she did say one, you better keep that
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Don't be cutting that out. I'm pretty sure I said 21.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: But she's trying alcohol for the first time. Do we
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: believe this?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, that's like me saying, Sophia...
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: tried alcohol for the first time last month at her birthday.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: She had been, she waited until she was at least
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: 20 to drink, as far as I know anyways.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe because she's Mormon, but don't Mormons usually like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: if they're a strict Mormon, even if they turn 21,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: they're not supposed.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: To drink, right?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: They're not supposed to drink, yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: And then remember Britney back in the day? I don't
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: know what season it was. It had a fit because
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: somebody brought her alcohol to her house, bottle of wine.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I think it was Angie or something.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: But also, who, when their first time they're drinking alcohol,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: goes with a shot?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It's not a smart thing to do. And she goes, oh,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: that was smooth. That was no big deal. And I'm thinking,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: you've done this before.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not your first rodeo.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Because you see Heather Gay, who clearly has done it before,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: and she's like barely getting it down. That's how I am.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not a big shot girl.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I can't do shots.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I've never been like, oh, let's do shots. No, that's
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: like saying, oh, let's throw up. I really want to
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: throw up. Give me some shots.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Give me some shots. I mean, I guess when I
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: was younger, maybe I did shots. I would do, like,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: lemon drops.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I was going to say lemon drops. That's not the
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: only thing. So it's nice to see Brittany with her daughter, Olivia.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, Brittany has had a hard time with her kids,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and it sounds like mostly her fault, you know, because
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: she was choosing men the past seven years over her
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: own kids. Which you have no idea what that does
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to my soul when I hear that. Yeah. Because of
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: what I've gone through or going through. And her kids
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: came back to her when she was doing something she
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have been doing.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: It's just, oh, just to my core, like, oh. But
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm glad that her kids came back and she has
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a good relationship. We actually... when we were at BravoCon,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: interviewed Brittany, and her daughter was there, remember? Yeah, her
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: daughter was there, and they were— Very sweet girl.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Very sweet girl. They were having fun. She was definitely, like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: boosting her up about her mom singing, like, all of it. Like,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: it seemed like a good situation.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: But then Bronwyn, Heather, and Whitney attend. Bronwyn reveals that
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: she met Brandon's parents and used Todd's credit card for
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: the trip. Okay.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, Teddy, did you feel the same way she did?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Because she was like, it was so fun meeting the parents. Oh, God,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: going to their house. And I'm like, huh. Did Teddy
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: feel the same way when she met Valley Guy's parents?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed meeting them. Okay. I enjoyed meeting them.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It made me, like, because also they've been married for
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: so many years. And, like, I don't really.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: It's an inspiration. Like, I really enjoyed meeting them.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Do we think there's any truth to Bronwyn paying him
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to come on the show?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: It's all over the World Wide Web.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And did she use Todd's credit card?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Supposedly she paid him $ 15, 000 to come on the show.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I know. Did Todd pay for it? I'm just kidding.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, I think the part that I– I'm
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: having a hard time kind of wrapping my head around
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: is like, one, we've seen so many things about him,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: like having like Botox and filler and this and that.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: And I don't know.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: This guy that she's dating, Brandon, he's been getting Botox
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and filler and putting it on social media.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: People have been posting like before and afters of him.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: By the way, did you see Caden got Botox and
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: posted it on social media and even had a microphone?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I know he had a little microphone.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Documenting the whole thing?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, oh, I'm going to get Botox for
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Our little Caden is growing up. And also, Caden, don't
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: be such a puss. He just told us to fuck off.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: In this chat. Caden, you don't need to have your.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you needed... numbing cream for Botox.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And the vibrator thing on his chin so he couldn't
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: feel it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: What a fucking bust.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: He said it was free and available. So why not?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: So he tried it. So I can't wait because you're young.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: And if your eyebrows are on your forehead up to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the top of your hairline, don't blame us. We warned you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: We warned you. Then, but do we think that she
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: used his credit card?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Who's the one that actually revealed that she used the
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: credit card? Did she reveal that?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: No, Bronwyn reveals that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: She used Todd's credit card. She ain't got no shame
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: in her game.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, whatever. But then Brittany questions Bronwyn about
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: her house sale, and Bronwyn says that she and Todd
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: both had to sign. What is Brittany's obsession with this?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Who cares? Who cares?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Especially if you have your house in an LLC or
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: any kind of, like, business account like that. Because I
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: just did it. Yeah. One person signed. Even though there's
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: multiple people on it. One person signed.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: But also, like, what's the big freaking deal? Like, clearly, like,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love how fearless Brittany's trying to be
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: trying to secure her snowflake.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But wait, did you hear that she put out a tweet?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Or I don't know what it was. There's so many
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: things now. Threads, tweet, Instagram, Facebook, whatever. She put something
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: out saying, I'm so sorry. I'm paraphrasing. I now know
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: that when it comes to a trust or whatever it
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: was that she put it in, a deed or whatever
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: it was, a trust. What was that? Trust?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Was it a trust? Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I wasn't educated and I didn't fully understand my bad.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: But then she's still talking about it in this next episode.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Well, she did that just recently.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I know she did just recently. Because people probably called
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: her out on it. Mm-hmm.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: But then also, did you notice the conversation with Whitney?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: It kind of sounds like she's turning on her good friend, Kwai.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It kind of feels like Whitney is definitely out of
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: sorts this season. Mm-hmm.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Because she's not drunk.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: She's not drunk and she doesn't know how to handle it.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then Mary hosts a boss lady brunch. And it's
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: so nice to see Mary on this episode because, for
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: obvious reasons, to host this boss lady brunch. It's basically
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: her very first time going to something public with the girls.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: We've missed her in a few episodes. So a boss
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: lady brunch, which means no ties.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, I mean, the fact that then they pan
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: to every single time that they're like, that on her
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: voice note, she's like, well, there's no ties. There's no ties.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Just so you know, there's no ties.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Well, this is why, like, I wouldn't even think that. Like, okay,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: we're going to have a boss lady brunch. Like, where? Like, whatever.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: But no ties.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, what does Angie do? Wear a tie.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Why did she do that? Explain to me why. See,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: this is where. This is where I get frustrated with
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City because I feel like there's a lot
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: of performative things that happen on this show.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Like if somebody specifically asks you not to wear something,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: then why wear it?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: With no shirt on. So she can't even take the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: damn tie off.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: She can't even take the tie off.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's looking good. But Mary says that Kwai
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: looks like an airline stewardess for– what's that fancy– Emerus
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: or Emerit, and thought she was boarding a plane.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of also feel like this was another
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: weird move on Angie's part. Is she trying to poke
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: at Mary for no reason?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, Mary, of all people, with everything that's
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: going on with her, and she's trying to get everybody together,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: why would you do something purposely? And we never really
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: found out why she chose to do that. And mean
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: in the tie was it the thing that bugged me
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: was that black thing what was that black strap that's
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: going around her neck.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know i and also all of them being
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: boss ladies and wearing these ridiculous suits is also pretty
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: hilarious to me.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Did you like mary's all leopard outfit I.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Mean, I love Mary so much, but I also was like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: this boss lady lunch brunch is at 2.30 PM. And
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: she's like, all right, guys, you don't have to go home,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: but you can't stay here. I'm exhausted. Good night.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Get out of here. But the yellow, the tie was yellow.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Wasn't the same color that Jim Carrey wore in the mask?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it a yellow tie? It's just a little performative.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: And that's the thing I'm like, and even Mary's like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to look at her boobs.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, because if she would have taken it off,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: then the boobs would have been showing.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, here's the problem.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I thought she looked cute. Had there not been a rule,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: no ties.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: So you'll wear that? I'll buy that outfit if you
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: wear it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, have you seen me out of sweats in months?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Could you imagine me with no, like, also, my boobs
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: have turned into just, like, I don't even know what
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: they are, like... Little, like, sacks. And, like, there's no
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: way I'm wearing no bra. Great.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: So next you're getting new tits.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Well, we got to get, well, you know what? I
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: got you.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Hooked up for new teeth when you need them, when
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: you're ready.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm starting to get scared of new teeth because
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: did you see that everybody's saying, like, Selena Gomez and
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus and all these people got their veneers off
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: because it looked so. ridiculous. So now I'm like, I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: have veneers, but what if I.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: They took my veneers off right now.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: You have little nubs. Yes.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're not complete nubs, but they're definitely shaved
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: a little bit. I'd be like, I have a picture.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I'll send it to you. Like a little chipmunk. Yes.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if they're taking them off, I don't know what... No.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus still has veneers on.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I know. Well, this is just what I've been reading.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: But then Angie then updates Heather on how things are
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: going with Sean and reflects on how she'd normally be
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: telling Mary all of this. So they're sitting on like
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: kind of the side of, it's not like they're like
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: hidden away. They're sitting like at the bar while the
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: other girls are all chatting. So it's clear they're having
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: some sort of serious conversation, but they're just not including.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: But they're also showing Mary, give them the side eye,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: like what are they talking about? What are they talking about?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: She's like, normally I would talk to Mary, but I
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to her about this.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: But also, you're fine to talk to Mary about every
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: single detail that happened on the San Francisco trip. I know.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: But you're not okay to tell her that your marriage,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: it didn't make a lot of sense. Didn't make a
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: lot of sense. And then as they head into lunch,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Robert Sr. has made each of them a bouquet.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I thought this was lovely. Very lovely. I mean, I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: also thought it was lovely that Brittany brought flowers that
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Mary called weeds. Well, then she took them all, though. Okay,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that because I have theories.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: But as they head into the lunch, they each have
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: a bouquet that suits them. And I'm like, how does
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Robert Sr. know what suits them?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: We never see him. He handmade all those or he
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: bought each one?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I think he just bought each one. I mean, unless
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: he's like an undercover florist.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I think he bought each one. I think that was
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: just her way of bringing up Robert Sr. and saying
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: what a good guy he is.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: But then at the start, Mary congratulates Whitney on not drinking.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: But when Whitney says she has a lot going on
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: in her life, she refuses to elaborate to the group. Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I did send her some of my... She reached out
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: to me and told me she wasn't drinking, Whitney. And
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: they were going on a trip and she would like
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: some of my seltzers.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: So I.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: personally sent from my stash to her because we couldn't
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: ship it from where our shipping place is in time.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And so she might have been dabbling in the THC.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Might have been having a little dabble in the THC.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: And by the way, guys, I'm going to have a
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: deal on our seltzer, so I'll be posting that today.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: By the way, you should send me some of that TLC.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: TLC? THC? THC. Tinder loving care.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: You know what? I need some Tinder loving care from you, Tamara.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I actually have some not so great news about the
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: hemp industry. We are going to be reformulating most of
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: our products because they are changing the law come December 11th,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I believe, that you cannot sell anything with hemp over the,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I think it's 3% THC. And we have, most of
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: our products are 5% to 10%.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, aren't your seltzers like 10%?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: 10%, yes. And we knew that this was being talked about,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and that's why we pushed our seltzers out quicker than
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: we were going to push them out. And now it's
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: a huge hit to our business. We're not going anywhere.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: We're just going to reformulate things and figure it out.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Come next year.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Keep it moving.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: So we will be having big sales on all of
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: our products, and I will be posting about that. It's
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: a big bummer to everybody in this industry because, you know,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: seven years we've worked our ass off, and that's the
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: issue with this industry. It's the regulations are changing all
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Changing all the time. Yep. Yeah. Yep. I know that's
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: a bummer, Tam, but whatever you guys come up with
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: is going to be just as great.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: It means you take twice as much. That's all it means.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: It just means you have to take two of them.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: You'd have to take two of them. So it's just, ugh.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: But I'll be making a formal announcement on social media
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: this week.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, good. And tag me and I'll just repost it
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: so I can... Thank you. Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: While we're talking about Whitney not drinking, when they were
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: back at the party, what about when she's like, I'll
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: take a shot of Diet Coke?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: A shot of Diet Coke?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: You didn't see that Whitney did that? Why they're all
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: taking their like lemon drop shots or whatever they were having?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, she just wanted to feel included? Yeah, but I
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: was like, no, no, I don't want to take a
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: shot of Diet Coke. That sounds like a huge burp.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm like, could you imagine my erping? I
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: take sips of Diet Coke and I can still barely
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: keep it together. Same.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Wait, I have a little funny short story. Eddie goes,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: oh my God, like something weird's been happening lately. He's like,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: like I eat and then it just kind of feels
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: like it's stuck right here. And I go, welcome to
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: your fifties, babe. That's called indigestion. Acid reflex. Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Welcome. Welcome. It's Teddy's been struggling with it since her 30s,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: so join the club.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Welcome to my world.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: You have GERD.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: You have GERD.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Of all the names, why do they have to call
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: it GERD?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It's like gout. Gout dick. Gout dick.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: God.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Come up with a better name, please.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Then Whitney says she feels offended for Bronwyn because two
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: of the other friends misbehaved in public, Meredith and Lisa.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: When Meredith tries to explain, Bronwyn cuts her off, leading
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Meredith to say, can you seal your mouth like your lawsuits?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: That was actually a really good line.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: That was a good line.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: That was a zinger. Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: But how do you actually feel about this situation? What's
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: the song again? Hypocrisy and... Performative.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This show is becoming a little
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: bit performative with the song, the lip liner constantly putting on.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: She did it again this episode.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: She did it again this episode.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Well, and you notice this one, she made sure you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: could see it was Mac. So I think that they're like, well,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: if I got a Wendy's commercial, maybe Mac will give
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: me a commercial. It's a little bit too performative for me.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: They're too self-aware. of what is going on and what
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: potentially can go on. Like back in the day, I
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: was cleaning my floors with, I think it was Swifter
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: or something. And I was just doing it because that's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: what I was doing. And then I got a deal
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: with Swifter.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And I think it's, the song is good. I think
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it's good. It's catchy. It's catchy. I don't hate that
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: they did it. I don't. But I'm just saying overall
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: in this show, It's become a little bit performative.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: But granted, our producers of this show are just honestly
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: railing us right now in our group chat.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Don't be jealous.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: You guys hate fun. The song was iconic. Don't be
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: jealous of them for being iconic.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: But I never said it wasn't iconic. We weren't even
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: talking about the song. I'm just saying the stuff that
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: they are doing is a little bit too... They're very
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: aware of what can potentially happen.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: And it's... It's a lot. It's a lot.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: It is a lot.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: But we're kind of at this place where I don't
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: really understand. You're going to have to remind me when
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: did Bronwyn and Meredith have their big rift?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Last year.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: And so it's just carried over from that, but that's
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: why there's issues. But it's still just like, I don't know.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: And Meredith was back in her wig this episode.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: She was.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: She took a break in San Francisco. I liked it.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Do you think she looks at it and goes, maybe
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: it wasn't great?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: No, I think my guess is she didn't want to
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: get her hair done those days. Okay.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: But you have to, as you know, you have to
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: be really careful. choosy on the wig you use because
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it can look like a wig where others look very natural. Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, my wigs are so worn out these days
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: that I have to wear hats with them because the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: front like lace fronts, they start to get like worn
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: in and then you can see that they're wigs. So
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: that's why you'd never rarely see me in a wig
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: without a hat on now. Or without like my tie.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Your hair is getting long enough. I keep waiting. Any
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: day you're going to get some individuals like extensions in there.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I just, I'm so.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'm actually shocked you haven't.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Shocked. Listen, baby steps. First step is going to be
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: that I want to start working out again. Second step
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: is that I'm going to get hairs. How many?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: How many?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Well, enough that I can put my hair in a ponytail.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: And not hair like this isn't going to be the situation. Like,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: why has it been stuck at this length for six
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: and a half months?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But you know what happens? It happened to Sophia because
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: she grew her hair, was growing her hair out from
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: a pixie. It's like, it gets that link. And then
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden overnight, it's like, oh my God,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: your hair looks so much longer. So I think in
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the next few months, you're going to see a big difference.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: All right. We'll see.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Sophie is at the point where she's like, yeah, I
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: think a few individuals wouldn't be bad at this point.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: It's like she's like, I'm stuck at this length right now.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just, it's stuck. But I mean, it is
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: what it is. Then Meredith thought she would think it
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: was funny. And Bronwyn said, I didn't think it was
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: funny at all. And then Meredith apologizes. My mouth was agape.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: The fact that she apologized.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I know. That's huge. Well, there was a— I think everybody
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: was like, what? She's going to— because it was Mary that
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: was saying it. So, of course, like, she's no dummy.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: She's going to be like, you're right.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I apologize. I mean, here's kind of how I think
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: about it. Is it rude to interrupt someone's party? Yes.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: But should Bronwyn be acting like they killed her dog? No. No. No.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: No. But I love that Lisa's keeping it real while
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: everyone's just staring at her like, okay, where's your apology?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I love that she refuses to apologize. She did this
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: on Girls Trip, too.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Remember when she refused to apologize for being late?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: She's like, I refuse to apologize.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: For her performance of hypocrisy and bullshit.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Bullshit.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I write a check, and I'm not giving an apology. Yeah.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean? I write it like, I'll
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: give you money, but I'm not going to give you
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: an apology?
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I guess I ain't giving you money and I'm not apologizing.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: How about that? But also like, I think at girls
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: trip gave her a little bit more. Oh, you think? Yeah. Right.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Well, Mary keeps pushing her to apologize. And Lisa says, again,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: apology is a past is past Birkin level.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's past Birkin level. She's, um, She won't give
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: one she doesn't mean. But this is also where I
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: have to go back and I realize that we've talked
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: about this, but I still don't get it. What does
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: this mean? Meredith keeps saying that she was asked to perform.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Who asked her to perform or DJ? This seems like
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: news to Bronwyn. So was that production? Where did this
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: ever happen?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. If it happened, we never saw it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: We never saw it.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: But then Meredith turns to Whitney that she knows that
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Whitney got a group of 50-year-old women to go after her. Okay.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: That was a little bit of a stretch. It's a
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: little bit of a stretch. And so basically, Whitney doesn't
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: want Meredith on the show. And she had said to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: some of her cast members, like, oh, I'm glad maybe
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: you're going to take Meredith's spot, right? This is why
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I do not say to my other cast members, I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: really hope so-and-so is fired this year. Because when they're not,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: that shit's going to resurface. It's going to come by
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you in the ass.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: And then quite quickly admits that she's the one who
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: told Meredith that Whitney said that. We are hoping you
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: are coming into the group to get Meredith out. It's
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: obvious Kwai is like trying to snatch one of their snowflakes.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: But also I was like, Kwai, why are you wearing
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: that hat? I don't know.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: But I was just like, here comes, but here she comes.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: She's actually speaking up for herself at this moment. And
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I actually like that, that we see a flashback of
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Ashley and Meredith bonding and exposing Whitney. And this is
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: why I, again, why I never answer those questions. Who
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: do you think should be fired? I don't know. I'm
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: not saying. I'm not saying, but we did see Lisa
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: narrow down to the guilty three women that potentially said
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: that Whitney said this to, and it was Brittany, Angie,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: and Heather.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love how she did it by the group
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: of 50-year-old women. And there's like, they put like a
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Brady Bunch thing up with like all the little squares.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, nope, nope, nope. Well, this person's
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: still pretending they're not 50. So now we're down to
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: these three. Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And Bronwyn's like, I'm not 50. I'm not in this.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Not in it. Then lunch ends, and Mary expresses her
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: disappointment in the women for not coming together, saying that
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: after everything she's been through, she expected more from them.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: This kind of broke my heart.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: It definitely broke my heart, but I think they're all
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: sitting there like, we understand, Mary, but we're also making
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: a TV show, and this is one that you chose
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: you wanted to do again. Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I mean— I mean, I just broke my heart to
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: see her crying and expressing how much she's gone through
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: and all these girls. You know, when you hear that
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: and you hear them fighting over stupid shit, like, we
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: get it, though. Like you said, it is a TV show.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: This is going to happen. But I love when Mary
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: tells Whitney to get it together. Get on your knees.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Get it together.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Get on your knees and pray.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming. And have a good night. And
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: it's currently 2.30 p.m.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Then we have, like, a little... So... They kind of
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: pack it up. You do feel like there's a moment
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: where I think the group kind of also asked Angie
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: how she was doing with Sean. Mary did.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Mary asked her at the top when they sat down.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I feel like you would be a little bit pissed
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: at me if I did that. I would. Like even
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: if I'm going through a hard time, if that was
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: happening with me and I pretended it wasn't and I
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: was telling Heather Gay about it, I think you'd get
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: annoyed at me.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Well, Angie had a few chances to tell Mary about
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: it and she didn't. Like when she came over and
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: gave her that wine tea, the wine tea. And then
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: like at the table, she asked her like, how's it going?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: And then she, didn't she say, how's it going with Sean?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Like as if she knows something.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. As if she knows something. And she's like, Great.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: You know, just co-parenting, doing all the things.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: She didn't even say that, I don't think.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I think she was just like, oh, you know, we're
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: really busy with Elektra.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And Angie's like, I mean, you can tell. She said something.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Mary said something kind of like, yeah, sounds like bullshit
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because here's the thing. She's willing to open up
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: and tell Mary about all the bullshit stories that happened
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: on a vacation, but she's not willing to open up.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: And share what's really going on in her life. Like
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I think Mary could handle it. And sometimes when you're
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: going through grief, what you want to do is support
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: your friends when they're going through something hard too. It
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: takes that like, it takes it away from you for
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: a moment. So I would think that you want that vulnerability.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: You're actually right about that. I didn't see this coming.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Kawhi going over to Whitney's house like as if they're besties.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: So Whitney admits that Kwai's introduction to the group hasn't
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: gone the way she expected. But I'm like, it hasn't
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: gone the way you expected. You're the one that started
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the shit with her.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: You're the one that exposed the toothbrush shit. The little shit.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the little shit toothbrush.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Shit toothbrush.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: They come to an agreement that their friendship needs to
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: be protected. How long is this going to last? It
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: already is over. It's over. I haven't even seen next
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: week's episode, but it's over. It's over.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, they decided not to choose sides, which is
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: going to be impossible when you're on a show like this.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: But I can tell you what I don't want. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: do not want a charcuterie tray and green juice.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Or wine out of a teapot.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Like, the beverages here have.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Really— Or flowers look like weeds.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Or— Then Lisa, Angie and Heather go to dinner with
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Mary and Mary shares that she is pissed that britney
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: stole floral arrangements from her brunch and took them to
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: an old folks home um i love like when mary
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: is looser and she's like messy mary like.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm you know what i didn't like i didn't like
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: the comment about britney visiting nursing homes to get into
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: elderly men's wills and stealing their money That is a
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: big fucking statement. And I felt sorry for Brittany because
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: maybe she is just being nice. Maybe she was the
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: last one that was left there at that restaurant. And
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: she's like, well, I'm going to just take the centerpieces
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: and I'll drop them off at the, you know, old
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: folks home. And by the way. And by the way,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: people have offered that to me before. You freaking.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: What? Like to offer like the flowers at the end of.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant. And people have offered to
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: drop off flowers to your old folks' home.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? You're not that old. Shit. No, people
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: have offered like at the end of a party being like- Always.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Take the flowers. It's going to go to waste.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: And by the way, there was thousands of dollars with
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: the flowers on that table.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And if Mary left, and of course Mary's going to
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: leave the flowers that Brittany got her because she already
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: admitted they look like weeds. Yeah. So she probably like, well,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I'll take these and I just- Brittany, to me, just
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: seems so sweet. She probably took him, went to the
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: old folks' home, gave him the flowers.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: And then she even sent a picture to Mary, like,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: to say, like, look, your flowers are doing a good deed.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: So to make a comment saying she's trying to get
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: in someone's will, like, that's going to be the next fight.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Who was it that said that she's actually trying to
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: get into somebody's will?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Angie.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Angie. Oh, yeah.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. But then Angie and Lisa.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, the one comment Lisa said was, it's not beneath
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Brittany to go to God's waiting room to find a
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: guy that's going to go first. I'm like, I will
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: give it to this cast. Their one-liners are good.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: They're good, and they are quick, and they, I mean,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: they know how to just put out a zinger, and
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: then most of them just let it slide right off
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: their back. They're like, yeah, yeah, whatever. Whatever.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is the scene where Lisa starts putting
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: on her lip liner. And I'm like.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I needed to stop. Like, I love Lisa, but, like,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: we get it. You put on the lip liner. And,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have friends that use it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, if she gets a contract
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: with Mac, I'm going to start putting on Preparation H
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: in every scene. I'm just going to put my hands
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: in my pants and start rubbing it on my butthole.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Because if that's all it takes, hey... I'm doing it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I'll take the money.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: We're not too afraid to make some extra coin.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. I've got to put preparation H. Oh, you
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: should probably do it from the back. You'll get it
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: in your other hole.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Brands have been in her comments.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: She's a, yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, then I don't know where I saw this,
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: but did you see Lisa talking about how she eats
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Wendy's three times a day?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Nobody eats Wendy's three times a day.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She says that the morning she has a 44
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: ounce of the Diet Coke and then.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: In case you didn't know, she's got a contract with Wendy's.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: So I'm pretty sure that's probably in the contract.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, a 44 ounce of... I feel guilty with
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: my one little can of Diet Coke.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I'm cutting back.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: You're heading back to Diet Coke?
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I'm cutting back.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're cutting back.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to just stop it.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm not. I'm in the stage of my life
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: where I'm going to do anything that gives me a
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: little bit of joy.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great. So fight cancer and take all these,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: what's it called, incarcerins?
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Incarcerogens.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Incarcerogens or whatever. Well, just give it to you all.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Just drink the Diet Coke and vodka, give you a vape, cigarettes.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Just go to town.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Let's go for it. Do all the horrible things.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: You only live once.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: We'd like to live longer. Yeah. Well, then Heather brings
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: up Brittany sleuthing on Bronwyn's house sale, and then they
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: discuss the boyfriend as PR. They agree that Bronwyn misrepresents
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: her life, lies about everything, and isn't who she claims
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: to be. Lisa says, if it looks like a duck,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: acts like a duck, and Andrew chimes in, it quacks.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: So the one thing in this group, Whoever's missing is
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: getting roasted.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter. But here's what bums me out.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: If Lisa and Angie would be such a dream team,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: if they could hold it together just a second longer.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Because they are so good together. But they can't do it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: But I truly need to know your opinion. Do we
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: think she paid? I'm not over it. Do we think
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: she paid this guy?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Know because I don't know her that well if she
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: did pay him I will be very disappointed and I
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: think like if it does come out because we did
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: this with Potomac I think you should be reprimanded.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah I don't think you can pay for boyfriends to
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: come on the.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Show this is a reality show we want to see
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: reality but is it any different than girls which I've
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: seen a million times come out with outrageous things or
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: businesses right before they're starting to film. I know.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, I've got this new candle business.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got this new business. It makes no sense
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: to my brand, but I'm going to be doing this
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: this year. It's like that part. I don't love it.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: No, who else we didn't really talk about much, but
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: was on this episode, Heather talking about her boyfriend.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Heather was very calm this episode.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: She was calm this episode, but I think she made
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: it very clear that She's pretty in love with this boyfriend.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I love that for her.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think that Heather's going to start liking
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: us again soon? Because I saw that Heather went on
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Lala's podcast. I don't know. I like her. I like her.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: I like her, too. She was funny this episode.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: You know, one thing, when I saw Andy, he says,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: you know what? The one thing that I like is
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: that you guys talk about the shows as fans, not
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: as housewives.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: So that was like a huge compliment to me.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: No, I love that.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Right? I love that. I do. We have to remove
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: any personal relationship that we have with certain people.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: No, we watch it like we're watching anything.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: It's fans. Just like I said, yeah, I go, you're
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: as good as this week's episode. Next week, I love you.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Next week, maybe I don't. Yeah, we don't know. We
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going to happen. But I am loving
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake. I'm loving Potomac. I'm happy with where all
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: the shows are going. Oh, and you just recently watched...
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Just give me a thumbs up or thumbs down.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Golden Life?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: You just recently watched The Golden Life.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give it a thumbs up because, you know,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: you know all the girls. We watch all the shows.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I think the diehard fans are going to watch this
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and be like, oh, my God, the girls are back.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: You know, Sonya is Sonya.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: She's Sonya-ing?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Yep. Ramona was good for most of the episode until
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: the end when she kicked everybody out. Yeah, it was good.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Are there any new girls on there?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: No, no. It's just the OGs from New York.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: And does Kelly Ben Simone talk about herself like she's
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: the most amazing person in the world the entire time? No, no.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: And Luann's been very... Not Luann. I think if you
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: want to talk about who's the most annoying but we
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: need her is Sonia. Yeah. It's Sonia. But I have
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: a question.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: How similar... because I'm just going to let you guys
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: recap it and just, you know, but.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: How similar is it to New York?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How similar is it to actual housewives?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: It's similar. And there is a lot of talk about
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: when we were on the other show. So they don't really,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of times they don't say Bravo and obviously
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: they can't use any clips. There's no flashbacks so far. Anyways,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I think Dorinda said one time she mentioned Bravo. That
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: was it. But it's about their life after Bravo, their
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: life older, their life outside of New York, their life,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you know, second half of their life in Florida.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: So I liked it.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: So they're all in Florida.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: They're all in Florida. And Ramona's been there for a while.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, maybe I'll tune in or maybe I'll
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: just listen to your pod. Make sure you guys are
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: tuning into the pod with Dolores and Tamara on The
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Golden Years. Yes. You know, I figured it was best
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: for them to do it since they're closer in age.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Wait, is it the golden years?
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck off. Fuck off.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: You're closer to your boyfriend's mom's age than you are
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: his age. Well, thanks, guys, for.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Tuning in to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod, a.k.a.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Talking Shit. So we'll be back soon to talk more. Bye.