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Shortest Job Stint 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Forgive me.
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  SPEAKER_01: We got a text on this earlier, and I'm I'm not gonna reference who you are or your digits only because I would have to go digging.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, because lots of you are already texting this morning, even though it's a Monday, and I think we're all just like, let's ease into the week.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's eat it.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no bad days.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: But just let's ease into it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And actually tomorrow's my Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: But they said, uh, did anyone win the birthday wheel on Friday?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't see that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, which means we're up to what now?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, um, let me pull it up.
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  SPEAKER_02: But the answer is no.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no one won the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, I'll give you a shot on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even though Ellie's gonna be in New Orleans, uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh I will uh I'll give you the shot to win on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_02: So it'll be$424.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which is still a huge chunk of change.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, honestly,$424 sounds so great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yesterday I sold two things on Facebook Marketplace.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I mean, did I make a ton of money?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it was a little bit of money where I said, Hey, I'm going to New Orleans.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have this little extra cash that I get to take with me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to do a little catch-up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would anyone like to buy a kidney?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, for what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, for money.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you'd like to buy a kidney, I might spare one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Instead, just buy my stuff that I have listed on Facebook Marketplace.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's far less harmful for me, but that's your money.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm talking, I need some extra cash.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you like a kidney?
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  SPEAKER_01: I have nothing else to sell.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, at this point right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying.
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  SPEAKER_02: That would that would bring honestly, if you sold six of them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_02: I they this would devastate the house.
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  SPEAKER_02: What would they go?
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  SPEAKER_02: A hundred bucks a piece?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, at this point.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I might have to start paying people to take them.
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  SPEAKER_02: You could you could make$700.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're not doing this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not getting because then I'll be yelling.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not getting rid of poppies.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you don't trust anybody.
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  SPEAKER_01: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of not trusting anybody, that's a great way to go into this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Unless you've been living under a rock and you've not heard the name Katie Zachariah, who actually maybe you didn't because this is so short-lived.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let me bring you up the speed.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she was the press sec secretary for the White House for literally five days.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, she looks like a pageant queen from South Carolina.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, not just judging her by her looks.
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  SPEAKER_01: She actually had some other She was very put together.
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  SPEAKER_01: She she had some other well, put together and a little fake.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, really fake.
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  SPEAKER_02: Her look was very put together.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that's not the reason she only lasted five days.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not saying you gotta look haggard to have that job.
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  SPEAKER_01: It seems to be a trend in this White House that they're very put together.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, her problem was this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I practice corporate law and practice law as a corporate lawyer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's not totally true.
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  SPEAKER_02: Practice corporate law, especially as a lawyer and a former corporate lawyer.
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  SPEAKER_00: You both know that's not totally true.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I am a lawyer and I'm a rigorous researcher.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's not totally true.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you were a lawyer?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, Zachariah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh reading so confusing, even bots could not admire.
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  SPEAKER_00: Cause you sounded like that pageant girl from South Carolina.
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  SPEAKER_00: In less than a week, Donald Trump is gonna get fired.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, Zachariah!
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  SPEAKER_02: Put that together just for this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who has worked less than five days?
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  SPEAKER_02: The the shortest amount that you've ever worked at a job, we have some legends gift cards.
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  SPEAKER_02: Text in on either the Wink app, the Twin Tears Magic app, or My Radio Jams, and tell us what was the amount of time and if you can tell us where it was.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and I want to know like how did you leave?
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  SPEAKER_01: I actually have a story for this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you did you have a short tenure?
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  SPEAKER_01: Short tenure, how about three hours?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's really short.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's less than Katie Zachariah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, besides, you know, unless your name's McKenzie and you used to work here and then you just job hop.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're not talking that.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're talking like what uh what what blew you out in uh Did you go to Did you go to the candy company and then you were like, um I want to make turtles.
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  SPEAKER_02: I right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm too tempted.
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  SPEAKER_02: I ate uh like 600 pounds of chocolate in three days, and I just can't do this because I'll gain five hundred pounds, so I have to leave.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shortest job stint.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: And tell us where, why.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, shortest job stint.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys shoot us a message, you might win.